This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak game three night.
Hopefully we can go get the dub russo of MAVs basketball on tonight here
at seven MAVs at Griz, MAVs two to zero to start the season,
pregame six thirty tonight, So that's gonna be cool stuff. Um. We
have a ton of talkbacks from the iHeart Radio app. You just hit that
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But also keep a stay locked into us tomorrow. Tomorrow, we will fill
you in on something we made a foolish investment. We spent a lot of
time, time and work on it, and it was the whole Halloween season
and the Swiss canal thing happened. Be shipping problem, big jam up in
the Middle East cost us. You're gonna see a lot of this on the
aisle at all your superstares tomorrow. I think many targets and walmarts in the
area, maybe a Sutherlands everywhere that carries a Rollertown AGB that's a Rory ebnn's
getting invested in. Play with their Balls is product at HB and Kanye Rosso.
Anyway, we have a product we're gonna sell tomorrow, we'll play the
audio in Halloween tret Yeah, it's a treat and it's yeah, it's a
treat. It's something you're gonna want, like when you hear you're the evidence
of our little invention. Yeah, you're gonna need one for for your evening's
festivities. So we have that. We have tons of ranger tomorrow. We
may have a special birthday guest on tomorrow for a couple of minutes. Oh
my god, tomorrow is going to be good. Yeah, huge birthday guest
tomorrow. We need to hok that in. Well, we have about twenty
minutes to make today good. We got nothing else for today. We're right
out. I don't know, man. I think Earlstis came through with some
good talkbacks for us. Okay, do you want to play them in the
hot mop? I think we should do that. Why do you my advanced
hair restoration Mike, it's the home Kevin of the Advanced FUE. Know us
more about that. I have treatment, has your own hair drawn the very
next day the Advanced FU my trusteet. It sounds fascinating. I'd love to
learn more. Let do that. You could just cut off the end of
a mop and put that on your head and say you have hair, or
you can visit advanced hair restoration. You'd be a froud and check out the
advanced feat would I recommend cut off the end of a mop and put it
on your head and tell everyone it's hair. How fraudulent would you look?
Everyone would know? Yeah, that's why you go to the best. Could
there be a weirder way to show up at a blind date? I guess
today and tomorrow you can get away with it like he's doing a Bitjamin Franklin
thing. But mop head, I'm sorry you have the end of a mop
on your head. No, I don't know, No, ma'am, I
don't. Why would you critique and everything about you? Yeah, you don't
see me questioning everything about you? Saddle bags? Yeah, miss perfectly manicured
eyebrows? God, workout looks like the boatos is eating your face. I'm
going home. Meanwhile, Joe Davis is on a shed. I was going
to take you to Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen too, but now no. Yeah,
figure out your own dinner. Yeah, maybe maybe dinner and then a
movie at Alamo Draft House. Yeah but no, no, Well, we
got some and we'll start you when let's do the one that's twenty three seconds
long. Here we go. I don't know, guys, when you're in
Hollywood and you write a tell all book, anything you go and you do
a tell all tour on all the top shows and then you suspiciously end up
drowning in your jokoozie. Yeah, that sounds kind of suss. I didn't
know you did all that? Did he do all that? He told all?
Thought he just played pickleball? He told all, He said that count
nice of that. Nicholas Cage was Nicholas Cager counter Reeves, one of the
two, only one of the two was walking among us, And he was
like, I was just using that right, he was being specific to those
people. He was like, I was just using a spare actor name.
I think it was Keanu. I think it was Ken. But only Nicholas
Cage would kill you out of those two. Keanu wouldn't kill you. Have
you not seen the John Wick series? I know, but that's a movie,
Danny. I no, No, I would trust Keanu Reeves with my
dog. I don't have any children. I would trust him with all of
them right now, fight unseen. I don't even say a word. Yeah,
you don't want Nick Cage as yours? Would I take care of your
kids? I say, yeah, yeah, you don't trust Nick Cage,
as your friendly dog said. I wouldn't trust him with my three quarters empty
vape, much less my children. Ever. No, not Renfield. Wait
what is it playing? Hold on, I got another one. What's happening?
It won't play? Okay, I'm sure redo it here are you?
Dude? I think Hedgie wearing chaps in the postgame party would be perfect because
then on the podium when Bochie's addressing the crowd, he can say, hey,
Heggie, what's the number on your ass? And all they can do
is turn around and bend over and show everybody a big old zero right between
his butt cheeks. You knew where he was going from the beginning, and
it's still funny. Telegraph Canyon, but he's right, okay for report worth
Man Telegraph Canyon maybe still going. You're not sure, man. They had
a good run to its awesome too, the zero. I mean how the
guy emphasized that, though kind of held it better than Joe Davis would have
good talk back. Hey, guys, I was just slipping through the dictionary
and I saw a phrase that I thought you might be interested in. It's
to pull him a car, and the dictionary definition is to pull a McCarthy
is to succeed despite idiocy. Now that's just another situation already covered by the
Simpsons. Succeeding despite idiocy? You love that? You want to call that
McCarthyism. Is that term used? Kind of story of my life? Succeeding
despite idiocy? Oh no, never always a success. You told us last
week the only trophy ever won was second place. I'll stand by it,
stand by that claim. What'd you win second place at? Doesn't matter?
If he didn't elaborate, he just kept saying second place. I wanted you
to know. I would have been very specific. I don't want you to
know. Some things are our best left unsaid on the radio or off the
radio. And since we don't talk to each other off the air, that's
not true. I called you last night and I declined, why'd you call
him? I had a question about the show today. I could have helped
you. Yeah, you could have called Mike. Well, it had to
do. I knew you didn't see the game, so don't call him.
Okay, I won't call him. Never again, let's talk about Michael Parson's
crab walk. That crab walk went on for a mile, had a happy
ending, and I think he fell asleep on the field for a second goal.
We didn't talk about his costume. He had the lion. He's adorable
as he walked out. We need to and I'm sure we do. We
need appreciate him more as just the unique human that he is. Agreed,
I mean as unique as he is on the field. He is confident and
cool and different and funny. Should be celebrated. Yes, we have so
much generic you know, nonsense, especially with young players. Dude, that
dude is interesting him. There's enough Kirk Cousins in the world. We need.
Sure, we need vanilla, right right, I need we need Parsons
yummy chocolate. And he wore a full line outfit and they asked him like,
I don't know something about you're gonna wear this out? What if someone
says something? He's like, who's gonna say anything to me? Not only
Amah Parsons. I'm also dressed as the King of the Jungle. I'm the
coolest dude. I'm dressed as the King of the Jungle, and I will
destroy anyone who says I just ruined Matt Stafford's career again. He's so great.
You just need to be celebrated in the unlike when Mike Sarroy won Dallas
Observe Radio Host of the Year and he was celebrated. He celebrated himself.
He made his own T shirt. You can get one. A lot of
people quit having sex in honor of Mike's when that's what I asked in my
victory was at the gala, celebated. I demanded the Metroplex go celibate for
twenty four hours, and I feel like they all did over populated one day.
Well, just a one day challenge, one day challenge. Nice.
What sucks for Sarroy is Turpin did get the eighty five yard touchdown when he
got called back man close, Mikey. It's true, so close, Mikey
almost had it, but Danny had the big day. A point and a
half for Dingy Belos. You guys are very generous. What a performance,
impressive and incredible all at once. Fantastic good job everyone, Ben Rogers and
Bettedtskin show is here. Ben, you look like you work at Target.
Well yeah, the I mean the year past sales are up, pumpkin sales,
and we're selling a lot of Halloween costumes today, so I got a
rush over right after the show. You said your pumpkins sales are good.
Yeah, there's a lot of pumpkin people out there. Yes, there are
good. Hope y'all have made room on the shelves for what's coming tomorrow.
Tell them what the product is, the Downbeat Singing Pumpkins. We kind of
accidentally ordered forty thousand of them. We have to sell them all by Halloween
night, but they're not on sale till tomorrow, right, But yeah,
we have the Downbeat Singing Pumpkin that we need to move a lot of units
and just to have a chance to break even. The good news is it's
spread out all throughout the metroplex. About one thousand to fifteen hundred went to
every Walmart and Target that we know of and including a couple of hgb's.
Yeah, the ones that carry roller down Connie Rosa and all the Chilis in
town and the Grandees on Jim Miller in thirty. Yeah, that was a
weird one that you asked us to do specifically for Andy's Boy at My Fattest.
That was a go to spot right there. Yeahs unlimited rolls bro right
right. As far as weight goes, what was your your worst day at
weight, my highest weight or my worst night, like when you were real
big and I was, I've been real big too, and then what you
ate on your worst So I we used to do a segment called at my
Fattest. Yeah, we talked about this. So at my fattest, I
think the fattest I ever got was three fifty five? Holy god, and
what are you right now? To eighty? Look good? Thank you?
And uh, when you've been three fifty five, if you're to eighty,
you you look swelt. But if you were two forty and were too eighty,
you'd be in a crisis. So it's just it depends on the journey.
But at my fattest, I would we were. And here's the worst
thing. This, At my absolute fattest was also when I smoked the most
weed, which was a appetite. Appetite and answer, yeah, so I
would go to I would go to McDonald's and I would get a double quarter
panter with cheese. Okay, Okay, that's you know, reasonable supersized.
Okay, I'm fine. I think with twenty piece nugget, my man,
and so you could just dip into the nuggets as a small appetizer on your
way back on the two minute drive to your apartment. I do like having
a snack on my way home to eat, right, Yeah, that's nice,
something that's manageable with your fingers. Yes, speaking of fingers, Oh,
how is this going to be a transition? Catlike reflexes for a big
man are something that I've demonstrated over the years, even at my fattest.
I've never seen this. It's it's rarely seen Mikesroy got to experience the sensation
of my quick lightning fast cat like quickness with my fingers on Friday. Did
you guys play Coe? D No? Hell no, still waiting for that.
That's uh. That's like people wanted to spend thousands of dollars to golf
with Troy. I'd spend thousands just to play calf with them. And that's
right into my pocket. Lockwood for Good. Interestingly enough, that's the name
of Ben's wives podcast. Catlike Reflexes. Find some audio, but she talks
in Caveman voiced the whole show Friday night. I got to witness in person
arguably the greatest sports night in DFW history outside of, of course, you
know, Dirk bringing it home in Miami. But I mean it was that.
I mean, it's the greatest two moments in Texas Rangers history, arguably
one of the greatest moments in Dallas sports history. Right, and you were
at Arlington Martin versus Flower Mounta High School. I was at the game.
Oh the Ranger because I responded more quickly than black Nitro. Uh yes,
sort of. I don't feel like I should comment on the order of operations
of things, but let's just say Ben said yes to a ticket that was
offered to him. Okay, I have been offered first. The timeline doesn't
need to be doesn't even be laid out in front of anyone. It doesn't
really matter. I mean, what's an hour here? An hour? Then?
Right, you were there and had a good time, And yes,
I missed out on one of the greatest moments in DFW sports history, and
I'm just happy someone from the station was there, which one of our clients
offered, you go at this high fly you about to throw yourself off of
a shed? What are you talking about? Is this a mankind moment?
I'm just I just showed up today ready to do some radio. You know,
I was off a little bit last week and I didn't know Skin was
walking in the studio and just stood atop the table. Oh, I did
not notice the whole extended microphone straight up. His God complex is getting out
of control. Man, don't look me in the eye. kJ How you
doing in there? I'm doing great, okay, trying to make sure I'm
fine. Thank you look very tall today. You know what, if you're
that tall in real life, that'd be badass. I'd be Victor wimben Yama
would be better than him. My jumper is so wet, and is that
ten feet tall? As far as you know, How does the world look?
How does the world look? Can? It's crazy up here? Why
are you doing this? What are you doing? Man? I'm I just
got done doing some construction over by Christina's desk, and just I don't know.
We did have any suggestions for the construction crew over there, some ideas,
some extra doors. What's happening over there? What's the bit? They're
building something on our on our floor's office? Is that what that is?
Christina was trying to cut audio while guys were sawing into a wall five feet
away from her. So I got here today, and when I got here,
there was a full crew and they were building this massive Paul Corbino office
right on Christina's cubicle. I need windows. They were setting their tools down
on her desk. It was there was no way she was going to be
able to work there. So I had met the general contractor the other day
when he was here, so I had his number. So I reached out
to him's like, hey man, we got to produce a radio show,
so is it possible that you could just work on Christina's cube at ten am
once we're on the air. He goes, I'm so sorry. Absolutely,
I got this covered. So they moved one foot over into the net where
to go. They moved into the next office, which is attached to Corbino's
office, and they started sawing down the door. It out a little bit
by the way. They got that door frame up pretty quick, which is
an indication that that wall was nothing. Yeah, it in like a week.
It was just that one wall, and then nothing else happened. Her
back like her chair is now pressed against her desk and the wall is just
built up against her back. Yeah, she's gonna have to move desks.
Yeah, while we're there, we're all about to move, so I have
to get moved over a little bit. Where are we going? I mean
same room? Oh badass? How much can we donate to Tiny Heart's Tiny
Hands for you to do the whole show and not set your feet to the
ground until two pm when your show's over today? What it cost? It
sounds so enticing. I'm gonna say seven dollars and forty nine cents. I
just want to do this. That's how much the downbeat singing Pumpkin costs.
Yeah, you get that tomorrow on your way home. Have it just in
time for the trigger Treaters tomorrow. Oh you guys been watching the Cowboys?
Do you want your show to start on time or not go to breaking?
No, we have a minute left. We're in this thing with a preview
for tonight's game. It's gonna Aaron Fox tonight. Yeah, we got our
hands on it. A c d C did the Game three preview song.
When did you know this? I didn't know this? Yeah, a c
DC. They got a c DC to do tonight's World Series Game three song.
Okay, in your face, creepy, just Game three. Okay,
okay, that ass yeah weird here it is in this So hopefully get everyone
pumped up and I'll get you pumped up for the Minskin Show. The Downbeat
will be back tomorrow morning at six am and we'll tell you more about how
to get your special Downbeat singing Pumpkin just in time for the trigger treaters.
That's tomorrow, six am. We'll send you out with a Game three preview.
It's happening when I hit the space bar. What time is the preview?
When I hit the space bar, it's gonna play the game three on
monas the World Series and it's out of sight. That's that's what you could
do. Gabri Kabri day. You're gonna wait hundred capri wow k three Holy
nipples from Hell. I'm here