Hello, everyone, Welcome to episode forty two. That's not that's eighty that's
eighty four. But just in case you are like blind in one eye,
I did it with both hands blind and one eye. Listen, yeah,
blinded one eye listeners who are just like this podcast is it's only Teching a
Strabrity? Who are these other two people that I keep hearing? Where are
the voices going from? I love that these guys are watching it without moving
that head at all. I get in a certain pause and then that's half
of them think this podcast is only Briggs and Daniel Green, and half of
them think it's only Teching Straberty, and I think that's incredib What are one
eye watched? It just cuts. It cuts to Ragnar with his eye patch
in front of a laptop like I would not turn his head though. Actually,
are you guys team left or team right? You guys, this is
an open question. Are you guys team Briggs in Green or Tecking in Schwabty.
This is gonna be a if they if there was a fight right and
Daniel Green breaks had to fight Tecking in Schwabty in real life? Okay,
okay, okay, no, no, no, Mark you take breaks because
I'll get my ass kicked. I think I could. I think I can
take Daniel. You can't. Yeah, you don't think I am. You
don't think I am. Let's just say I've never not entered a fight with
a weapon. I have weapons too. I have a fucking Japanese connabo over
here. I'll use something. Okay, what about like I just meant I
was gonna I was gonna throw my cat at you like a brick. Oh
okay, well I can always I don't a brick. Well yeah, right,
Like when you say, like, I'm not very good at throwing bricks,
So saying I'm going to throw my cat at you like a brick means
I'm going to throw my cats not very well. Yeah, I'm pretty good
at handling bricks. I have plus too, I have an advantage on throwing
bricks. All right, what I was talking about before you started recording,
I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying serial killer victims deserve it,
but they lost. They like the lost like life is like a video,
especially because you've had prior knowledge, right, like you should have prepared you
have you know, when people say who would win, like Batman or Superman,
but would prep time. It's like you you versus serial killer, but
you have prep time you want them, you should have would what are you
doing? I mean serial kill streak? They're doing the Actually, to be
fair, they if they've killed three people, they have U A V.
So they probably know where you are. Bruh. And they get five and
they get the Predator missile they can just drop it on your ass from the
air and then you can't. I'm not I don't know these guys. Actually
this is my first here. Oh god, another this episode both me and
Daniel Daniel Rustiche. That is a very how you how are you feeling?
Because I am actually feeling so much better. I just have a physically,
yeah, much much better. I keep having these really long sneezing fits where
I sneeze like thirty times in a row. Yeah, don't muse it that
and my voice is really like, do you guys have it's that? What's
that fucking disease that was in London? Oh, the black plague? Do
you have that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have the
same sickness because we met up and then we went home and then we both
got sick. So yeah, manifests between us that like caused us to Yeah,
something happened between us. We've played magic the Gathering. Oh yeah,
actually that's the thing that happened. But yeah, I was feeling dreadful lot
of Monday, like absolutely fucked. But now I'm good. Hello everyone.
What was episode forty two of these and D? I mean that's still going
to be in it? Last time in East I, D and D,
the players talked to a bunch of mushlings fungus people and convinced them with a
critical persuasion role that to to to give a little bit of their forest away
as like a city state to the Noblins. They are now on their way
back to Noblin, Nobopolis, Noblin Town to deliver the good news to Cheap
Chronicle. And you guys don't have all the hostages though, right, you
only have like one? We only have was it like one? It was
either we had like a super critical successful role until yeah, didn't we meet
didn't we agree to meet like at a neutral territory and like trade the hostages
or something? Was that that the whole They said they weren't going to release
the hostages. Yeah, so maybe maybe you do. Oh you sorry,
sorry, there was something it wasn't all the hostages. I think it was
like all of them except for you know, like the the one important.
There was like an important one. I don't know if there was an important
one. I can't, I can't. I remember it's my game. I'm
sure it's not important, right, this is the biggest going. I'm pretty
sure it was one hostage that you actually let go. But oh, regardless,
a bunch of mushlings are waiting outside. They're coming with you, but
they're going to wait on the borders of knobobolists. Yeah, and for you
to go in and negotiate it and then, you know, do whatever you
need to do. What's important to understand here is both have given up their
home terrain advantage, which when we look at Dahmer's victims, they all agreed
to go back to his apartment, whichwean. I already get enough people saying
that I look like for Jeffrey Dahmer, bring it up, which is not
true. I look like Evan Peters wearing glasses. I don't know who that
is though. So he's the guy who plays Jeffrey Dahmer in the Netflix,
and he does look like me. The guy who plays him in the Netflix
thing. Well, then, by a law of transitional masks, don't you
just become Jeffrey Dahmer? The yeah, right, like gosh, okay,
So what you're basically saying is, if you had a professional makeup artist,
you could look exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer. Then does I don't even does Evan
Peters even look that much like the real Jeffrey Dahmer. I haven't seen Netflix.
I don't know, but you're giving Jeffrey energy right now, Jeffrey edity
Oh no, okay, right, So you guys, yes, you Dong
dong dong. You rested in the town and you were going in the following
morning, and you did all the things or the exciting stuff that you did,
visited the funeral, and the actual last was Anthony Using. I am
Antonio, I am a Renaissance painter. I'm gonna be the next Leonardo da
Vinci. Yes, that is my goal, that is my task. Yeah,
he is a post da Vinci Renaissance Italian painter. I think he's one
of the fifteen hundreds. Sorry, I'm going to be the next. It's
crazy. He passed away in fifteen nineteen. I lived one hundred years later
than him, and I will be the next Da Vinci. I will be
better than Da Vinci. Oh wow, and everyone will remember my name Antonio.
Okay, So it is the following morning, right, and you guys
are in the fungus town, which doesn't have a name because they consider the
whole forest to be their town. Right, they don't believe in cities,
and you guys reconvene. I guess, and it's it's it's you three button
smog and like a couple of the button Button is the sir button. He's
the knight mushroom guy who was injured, and like a couple of the the
barons that agreed to go with you and Antonio the painter. Yes, I
in the beginning when they're waking up and gathering and everything, I am just
in the center of town painting. Okay. So Antonio is in the center
of out painting, unfazed. There's a reason for that. But okay,
so you guys walking and meets in the center and you see this painter,
this Italian painter, I vaguely remember, I vaguely look like you know.
Also, he has the necklace on right, So you guys to see the
fact that he has the artifice a necklace on mooring like like monk robes kind
of a thing, Like you know, I see the necklace. I'm just
like, what what is Anthony doing? Why? Why? Why did he
do this? Why did he? Why did he? What did he?
Don't Peter right now, I guess I'll well, we'll greet him introducing the
things. Hey, hey, greetings, pink stranger and uh boy with shaggy
hair? Did you are you also dreaming about a fantasy world right now?
Sure? Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty cool dream. I woke up
in this strange realm. I have no idea, but the architecture is phenomenal.
I'm here painting. My name is Antonio Linguinio from Genoa. Of course
it's nice to meet you. Well, would it be anything else? I
don't want to say the boys. I'm not even surprised that no matter what
you transform into, you are still like your your stats and your class is
the same, because it's that's tied to the necklace. And of course I
am a sixteen hundred's artificer. I have access. Obviously Antonio doesn't know that
the same. But like if Antonio looks at his character sheet, you he's
an artificer, and he'd probably cast his artifice as spells using paint as opposed
to how he could figure it out. Yeah, yeah, it's whatever would
be relevant for the character. But yeah, so your stats are the same.
But yes, so Smog looks very confused. Who the fuck is this
guy? Whoa well, I partake a little bit of the devil's weed last
night. Perhaps these are hallucinations, canically like a marijuana smoker in You don't
think they were smoking a bunch of weird ship back then. They were just
quite possibly, very like yeah, very likely. God is Antonio or a
failed artist? Or is he like an actual prolific one. He thinks he's
very prolific, you know, Yeah, how good this paint? You?
You're painting the Scenery're right, is any person that you see as well?
Like any Okay, I'm painting the mushroom people, but since Smog walked over,
I'm now include and also Norman and Cody. I'm including them as soon
as real time fucking painting. I'm going to be the next DaVinci. That's
the whole point, right, right, Okay, what do you want me
to roll for that? God? It's a creative role and there's no fucking
performance. I guess is he a performance or some sort of dexterity things like?
Okay, so I mean I don't have to see Anthony sucks at charisma
and persuade and and perform. Well, that's that was performance, not persuasion.
Yeah, wow, okay, okay, okay, we'll just base it
on the roll, right, Yeah, so you roll a thirteen and what
I mean, well, what I mean is we'll base it on the actual
D twenty roll. Okay, all right, we're just sort of a scale
of one to twenty. How good was the painting? That's a decent painting.
It's all right, you're not You're like a mid level Daniel Green has
changed his background to be in a picture of the real Jeffrey Darmer. Luckily
on stream it doesn't show all of it, probably enough though it shows like
the bottom of my face. I don't look like the real Jeffrey Darma.
Yeah, it's the pirate music video you did. Actually, I put that
up to point out you do not look like I don't look like the real
Jeffrey if you I did look like the Netflixjeffrey Doffin. I mean a lot
of people in the chatter agreeing that you do look like him. So,
yeah, there's just piling on. I was wondering, if not the look,
it's not the look, if the first first cousins at least leave this.
Okay, so you fight. He's painting, and his painting looks it's
mid it's all right, it's pretty decent. It's okay, right, it's
better than you could do. Yeah, it's it's honest, say, better
than anyone else here could do. Right. He's definitely professionally employed in Renaissance
Italy. But he will not be remembered in museums. No, no,
he will not be No. So I really thought we were going to do
the twist that he was somehow Ashley, Leonardo and Vinci again. No,
that's what I rolled. Now, that's when I rolled Marie Antoinette that actually
is a member of old Tony's family. Yeah, that's literally the number was
this like twelve or thirteen year old. It was like a number off.
It was the number one. You were worn off, Mari Antoinette. Yeah,
I really hope that happens. Okay, right, So what are you
fine folks doing today in this fantasy realm? Perhaps slaying a dragon or fighting
against a large Julius Caesar. It's very specific, specific, but very specific,
and also like even Anthony doesn't know that it's against. It's just against.
Yes, what's the most ridiculous thing you could fight? I don't know,
a giant Julius Caesar. That's that's absurd. You know, this is
like the funniest person in your dynasty. Like accidentally he should have been a
comedian, honestly. Yeah, yeah, we already we already did that,
done that. That's in the past. So right now we're trying to re
reconcile two different parties, the Noblins and the Mushlings or something like that.
I think I get their names wrong every time you want to join us?
Yeah, sure, why not Rivadacci, I got Italian, all right,
asterisks Italian like yeah, asterisk Antonio is speaking fluent period correct Italian right now.
To be fair, there are Americans who just say America. So yeah,
well America. America was actually named after an Italian guy, America Vespucci.
Canonically, everyone thinks everyone speaking that language anyway, right, yeah,
yeah, it's just being translated. It's just yeah, fantasy question. Do
we then realize that because the lips don't match or like like that stuff ex
awful. I'm just curious, likeastically, what is the answer to that?
Oh gosh, everyone's perception of everyone else's lips and mouth sounds is their own
language, okay. And it's like a doctor who was like, like the
tartest auto translates everything and no one ever questions it. Yeah, it's just
like anime logic because it's an anime, right, like, just you know,
accept it, accept it. I'm so sorry. This isn't like I'm
I can't have like the craziest like hard world building rules that some fantasy authors
can. We just we'll go this is technically an anime based D and D
series, so we go by anime logic, which means it just works.
I wasn't judging at all. It was just really question, you see my
eyebrows over my bushy hair, you're a little bit. Do female character's chests
just get larger as the seasons go on? Mm hm, oh you mean
that you mean that boobs? I just didn't even think about boobs for us.
I was thinking about like, like guys getting muscular and getting bigger and
more swow, And I was like, does that happen in anime? When
does that happen in anime? Maybe giant bool? And then I was like,
oh no, he means boobs like major Jeff vibes, like we come
back to, we come back to. We haven't seen her, We haven't
seen Boudica in a while, and her boobs are like way bigger now for
some reason. Okay, all right, so, oh my god, Baron
Fong leans down and he says, are we going? Where is your uh
friend in red? Ah? Hello, there are giant mushroom men. Are
we going on a magical adventure? Now? Very well, don't just pick
up my canvas. We'll see Tony when we get there. Don't worry about
it. Okay, I will trust you. I hope this works. We
will follow you as far as the border, and then we'll wait outside and
hopefully you will return with uh what's his name? The Chief Crunkle, a
silly Noblin name. Yeah, that way, Crunkles are strong. No,
no, I will take a lot from the noblins. But I need you
all to admit right now you got some goofy names. What do you hell?
What? What the hell you face? Like? I now, you
can't even insult me right, strike a nerve? Why am I just bullying
this guy? Who do you think you do? You think smug is a
weird name? It's think about it, really say it, Say it slowly
and think about it. Smog smug smug. Now like imagine being like,
oh, yeah, it's going to smog over there. Yeah it's cool.
You know what smog is. It's a cloud of gas. And learned that
from Norman? Are you an alchemist? Young man with the sparse mustache?
See he thinks like weird shit, it's I mean, it's a lot better
than like foom and button. Hey, oh no, no, I will
give you their name's also stupid, also stupid, don't you dare insult a
knight's name? But more common enemy and everyone everyone aware. I am well
aware that their treaty is tentative and they need a new enemy for it to
be longer. So I'm sacrificing myself that that that sounds like a plan D
that you don't need yet, just laying the seeds down. Yes, let's
let's keep it moving, guys, Let's keep it moving. It's also a
lot of work from some guy called pitbull. Like It's like if anyone's gonna
criticize somebody's name. That's a nickname. Your guys's real names sound as stupid
as my nickname. Boom, thank you. I know you went forward.
I went that was but you're below me. Oh wait, no, we're
on different I'm just gonna hit the sides a welcome to the stupidest joke.
No, not a clown. The podcast talking about how soon fucking serial killer
victims deserved it. Just talking about that amazing. Okay, you guys venture
through the forest, the dark forest, the deep forest, and you I
will say that the the Noblin hostages are with you guys, but not free,
right they are there. They are going to be taken to this neutral
point as well, which probably makes sense. It's probably what was in the
contract. Let's say, because a lot of people saying one of them was
freed, one of them is freed. So we just have one give me
a letter right now, s K mark another letter please X, and then
breaks one more letter B. Scuck sub is free. Snug sub sub is
free. And he's he's running around. He's like he's a grizzled fighter.
He's got a big long sword and he's he's like talking to smog and he's
like, we trust these guys ship. They're like badang lass? What god,
what's friend called? Smog? Smart? Can you like keep this guy,
you know, keep the peace? Yeah, yeah, like can we
can? We try? And these guys are sentient like that that Button guy,
I know, he's kind of an asshole, but like he actually has
thoughts there. But we thought they were just like bears, but they they
like, you know, properly think and do like like humans and and like
other you know, like hole guards and stuff that they're a little bit like
hole guards where they're not like quite like humans, but they're like weird m
hm. All the more reason for a peace treaty. Right, yeah,
I'll answer for you. Yes, Yes is the answer. Let's keep on
going, okay, Okay, guys eventually voices killing all right, you guys
eventually reached the edge of the it's sort of the border almost of Noblin territory.
And Fun looks down and he says, all right, I am trusting
you guys. Go in. My son will accompany you, and thank you
magical mushroom man. Sir Button looks up and says, I will do Okay.
I've never been inside knob Opolis before, but I'll do my best.
It's okay. You're here, You're you're you're strong too, so you'll be
safe. I'm sure everything will go smoothly and it will all go well.
Thank you, Norman. I mean you are you are a powerful mage,
that stuff that you showed me last night. If there's more people like you
out of this world, I'm I'm having to peace rather the strongest made to
exist? You know, well, that's incredible. I mean I I can't
even argue with them. Definitely the strongest major I've ever met. This is
a side tangent a little bit, but he gets up close to you.
Would you consider, after all of this, taking me on as like an
apprentice or teaching me more of your magical ways? I sent you to law
school is such like a synonym for I'll break up with you, for Daniel,
for the stock Norman. I know that may sound like a lot,
but if it's really true that your magic is beyond anyone else's in this world,
I would love to learn more. I think it'd be a pretty bad
teacher, to be honest, But you can accompany us on our next mission.
You can have some fun with us and he'll show you the ropes a
bit. But so you you are a wizard? You are an alchemist?
Then, young man, Yeah, I'm a wizard. Do you perchance have
the Philosopher's Stone? No? What is this? Fucking Harry Potter? What
is Harold Potter? Is that the name of the man that has the Philosopher's
Stone? Is that the dream? Is that what I should know when I
wake up? Yeah? Our next mission after this, we're gonna go find
the Philosopher's Stone in a forest. It's okay, he writes down on his
canvas, Harold Potter and the Philosophers. Yeah, inception, you've created a
bootstrap paradox, Norvin, I'll tell you all about the story while we walk.
Please do I must learn more about the great or can discover the secret
ever lasting life? A small little window opens in reality in a ceased assist
from JK. Rowling. Somehow, No, she her lawyers show up in
this discord call and like knock at the funk off right now, you're not
allowed the door. This get's broken open behind Schwabi. She's somewhere in England.
I guess I don't know where was she is? She closer to U
markle to me, let's find out someone look up her dress? Yeah in
London, right, someone find public call. She lives in a place called
Edinburgh. I don't know where the fun is. She lives in Edinburgh.
She lives in Edinburgh. She's not Scottish though, but she lives in Edinburgh.
Did she get kicked out? Okay? She lives in a Scottish estate
earth Shire? Whatever? Oh wow? Right, well then that means she's
a I'm on my way, guys. Okay, she's close as to Mark
for sure. I'm heading out. Now. What are you gonna do with
her meat? After you get Joe's meat? What? Because you're Jeffrey Dalmer,
I'm not going. He doesn't. I'm not Jeffrey Dormer. He just
says, I'm not going. Don't even deny it? What serial killer?
Does Mark look the most like bt K? He doesn't look like I don't
know whok is? Isn't BTK like that K pop group documentary? And Mark
just like a guy. I can't remember the name. It's like a guy.
People often say I look just like a guy, which is a nice
okay, right, all right, So Antiponio is gonna write Harry Potter at
some point maybe he'll get forgotten. Then J. K. Rowling will find
his manuscripts later. Yeah, there you go. I'll be dead at that
point. So it is the Norman bootstrap paradox. Okay, you guys,
all right, all right, yeah, yeah, you're yeah, the border
team which is Smog you guys, Button, sir Button, Jesus by the
way, who's here? And I guess because he's been free Scutsub is also
with you, guys, Scott. That's how you pronounce this name. And
you you venture back into Noobopolis. Yeah, and as you as you go
back into the clearing there, you know, all of the houses are on
the different built into the treetops. You have the wooden paths running all round
everywhere, and you can see the chieftain's house all there in the top in
the middle. But outside the chieftain's house, the chief is standing and and
next to him is Boudica. Oh hello, Budica. Is that you you
sort of have just come into view now? Okay? Okay, well yeah
we're not. We're not within sort of speaking right unless you went, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of like slower on triage down to be like,
why are they waiting for us? Why do they look ominous and menacing?
Yeah, this couldn't be. I had a feeling. They definitely look
ominous and menacing. That is true. They are standing there, guys,
they're standing there menacing. Bica almost looks like she's like she's like looking around
whilst the King Crunkle is sitting on the log and he's just like playing with
his hammer and he's also looking what and with her she looks like she's flowing
flowing orange hair in in the in the wind of the trees. That she's
gorgeous. I shall draw her. Yeah, I mean she is pretty hot.
Wait can you draw her? So good? She's our friend. I
will look we drew you. He literally draws like the image on like her
Wikipedia page. She doesn't have one yet, so yes, no she does.
No, no, no, on the actual Wikipedia, the actual Wikipedia
page. This Antonio just draws this. Okay, I'm not able to look
at it right now, but okay, neither a stream, but the other
three players Wikipedia. If you're listening to this, just google the word that's
what she looks like. She looks like, that's what. Yeah, And
she compared to the last time you saw her had tits are huge. So
it's exactly like this, except I'm trying her. My goodness, her bosom
is bountiful, and she is she is no, no, no, no
no, but it is not Cannon. It's not Cannon. Antonio is a
boob. She has the same size boobs as she had before. That's the
same as her. She's got historically accurate breasts. Hey, you've had your
moves, got hi bigger. I think her most bigger. Yeah, I
think her boobs have gone a little bit bigger, certainly afro tit and yes,
wait, sweet, sweet, okay, what what are you guys doing?
Button is looking around quite nervous now. All of his like aura of
confidence has sort of seemed to have vanished now that he's actually in. Yeah,
that's fine, that's fine. We'll keep him close by outside. Let's
let's just walk over and talk to them. Maybe they just need to know
what's happening. So the treaty signed on both sides, right, Yeah,
you walk up the wooden pathway up to the entrance of his house, his
chieftain's house, and Boudica immediately locks eyes with you guys as you guys come
up and she she turns round to Chief Crunkle, and Chief Crunkle says,
I mean, says the Crunkle. He's a lot the same people, and
Crunkle gives like a nod. Yes, yes, my idea, these are
the same lots. And hey, long time and see show. She immediately
her bow and arrow towards you, guys, lads. I don't know why
she's Scottish. She's not Scottish. She is Anglo Saxon. It's just thing,
guys, Roastage can't do a British accent. Wells right, okay,
I've heard a lot about you. I don't know, I get you.
I'm Tingle of Saxon sound like. Now, I'm trying to give her like
a Midlands accent is what I was trying to do, but Scottish because she's
like Anglo Saxon. But like, yeah, I know, well the Anglo
Saxlons lived in Scotland kind of you. No, no, they did not
know, they did not. I know, nobody knows what the Anglo Saxon
sounded like, to be honest, no one knows exactly. To be honestly,
you know, it's lesser from one PDD. She would probably have closer
to a Welsh accent because she's everyone from the UK sounds exactly prophonic. She's
not even Anglo Saxons. She's brittonic, modern. We are young, we
from Wales. I know. I heard a lot of you guys. Uh
beautiful dream your lots are the enemies of the gods, is what I've been
hearing. Madam, you are godly. You also you've been trying to whine
and dine. My man's over here. Listen where you're going to stop?
Misled h If you've been talking to someone about the gods, then we can
have another talk and we can really tell you what's going on here. I
know what's going on. See, I've been granted. I was I was
sent out on a mission by a by our fellow acquaintance Da Vinci. Before
you, he's dead, yeah, I know. Oh you don't need to
You murdered him. Yeah, we killed him. You murdered Leonardo da Vinci.
And I don't I don't take some I don't take kindly to somebody murdering.
I thought we were all on the same side here, he said,
that's what we thought. Yeah, but the video attack he tried to play
us like a fiddle. That's not what they say. That's not what the
gods say. That's not what they say. And Chief Crunkle here, he
told me that your lot went over to the fungus town to try and you
know, retrieve the hostages. And you've come back here with one of those
little stinking little fungus boys pointing over hostage, hostage and the hostage. Now
they're trying to do a black pasting scrub so we can get all the hostages
without any of them dying. Yeah, all the hostages are close by,
they're close by. You have you have the side of peace treaty that you're
not gonna like. You could stay in this one location. You're not going
to go to war and fight and eats the mushrooms and they're not going to
attack you. You're not going to attack them. The hostages are returned,
everyone's happy, and then Austin Budika could figure out our shit afterwards to understand
I don't believe you. I bet you told Leonardo da Vinci something very similar
before you backstabbed him. And the goods have given me. What we told
Leonardo da Vinci was we want to get home and then he said, fuck
you would try to kill us pretty much. She is very stubborn. Yes,
yea, it was more like a fuck of you. Now you speak
of my language. Sorry, but what is Antonio's reaction to Leonardo Vinci not
only being dead but the party killing him. He is now one hundred percent
certain this is a dream because these are all like weird aspects of his life.
He admired Da Vinci, and Da Vinci's brought up. He probably ate
some weird ass mushroom and smoked some weed last night. Now he's in a
mushroom world like. He's just like, this is I am convinced, I
am this is one hundred percent of dream. I'm just yeah, the Lord
must be giving me this vision for reasons. Speaking of the Lord, did
you say this out loud? Yes, you say speaking the Lord Jesus Christ,
And Jesus Christ walks up and says hello Lord. Tony dropped to his
knees taking Tonio's screamings are loud that microphones like cutting it out. Sorry,
watching him like praise Jesus. Yeah, somebody's finally giving me the respects I
deserve. Eh, He like pats you on the head. Antonio I have
now been christened as Saint Peter and Paul before me again. Okay, I
understand like this is a dude from the time where Catholicism was really big in
Italy. He's gonna wake up thinking he's this. It's gonna be like a
Saint Francis of a like I have been just vision to write Harry Potter,
Oh God, oh right, right, right right, right, right,
right right. This is the situation. Boudica has been very much fed in
and completely opposite narrative to you guys from the God when she made contact with
the God. Yeah, and she's also very tight knit with the Noblins right
now, and the Noblins like she she definitely trusts both of those parties way
more than you guys. However, you are also a very convincing group.
I will give you an opportunity, with what you've been saying, to make
one persuade, a persuasion role that will determine the outcome. But it is
a it is difficult. This is a difficult persuasion role. We've been in
this position before. All I'm saying is I've been on a fucking roll with
these Yeah, right, you guys have fun because Antonio is prostrate on the
ground, bowing before his savior. I would love. Yeah, well look
what Pitbull just steps steps forward. Now it's just like, let me explain
things for you. And just like yeah, so Pitbull, you step forwards,
you say, let me break it down for you, pit pup style.
Picture that with a Kodak and all that. Ah good, that's some
good freestyle. Uh all right? And then why did my light go off?
Already? It usually does that halfway through the stream. It's almost four.
We waste kidding me? Okay, do a persuasion role, Pitbull?
Do you want me to say anything first? Or just go ahead say say
the thing that you're gonna say. Da Vinci. I just want to let
you know, kind of suck sorry for our blind listeners. Antonio in the
background is just I think he's still praising Jesus. Yeah, and like like
he's like groveling on the ground. All right, straight persuasion role, just
bang, it's better cred I fucking know it. That's pretty good. Fifteen
is not good enough. That's that's a medium GC. So fifteen is not
good enough here. Unfortunately, Yeah, group gives me an advantage, but
hostile enemy give him disadvantage. So it's just a regular role cultural role.
So there was you with your modifier, were there was still like a twenty.
But I still haven't leveled up as a monk, so I'm just sitting
here like nothing. Genuinely, what you said was da Vinci sucks. So
the shark steps forwards. He goes, hey, da Vinci sucks, And
when that leaves your mouth, Boudaka fires an arrow at you, and that
means, yeah, we were all an initiative. Lets off her arrow,
and she actually goes first in the initiative order. So these shots are all
gonna happen at once the shark. You're going to be taking these. I
actually got a position. You're at the front year the shark. Budka fires
off a longbow shot, and these are all going to hit you the shark
because you have eleven armor class because you're wearing monk ropes. I don't.
So the first one hits the shark and does eleven damage, not even a
sweat. Can I can you do yes something here? I know I'm technically
not allowed to do this, but like pipple, this gave me a high
five. And then he stepped forward and said the thing about DaVinci. Can
I try and help him with like arcane deflection or something. Oh're gonna saysted
may job on him as before he step forwards. No, no, no,
I didn't know they like it just would be cool, like to protect
them from one attack. What does arcade deflection do? You have learned to
weave your magic to fortify yourself against harm when you are hit by an attack.
So this case, he's being here technically, no, you flail a
saving throw. You can use your reaction in the game plus two bonus ac.
Really yeah, I don't think a plus two I don't want to.
It's like a little bit of like a magic block. I will say this
now that a plus two bonus ac will not help the shok for any of
these roles. I'm fine. Single one. Bouda has three shots. The
second shot is going to fire off also probably gonna hit nineteen damage. But
her third shot is a cold shot, and this was gonna get You're gonna
have plus four armor class with this. The shot colds are called cold c
British. Okay, she's going to fire off what she calls a disabling shot,
and she's going to fire it at your arm. The shark the pitbull.
Your AC for this attack is fifteen I guess, okay, but it
critically but it critically hits wow, which means that the total damage that you
take from three arrows flying towards you is fifty three damage. And the arrow
that goes the arrow that goes into your arm, you feel your your left
arm go limp and you cannot use that arm for the rest of the battle,
like severage your freaking ligaments or whatever. So it's like it's disabled.
It's almost like t blocking. It's disabled your arm. It's like it's just
like a nerve or something with her cord shot, which means that even if
you had all that you know, we had, we spent all that time
with the edited out section debating the extra bonus actual stuff. You can no
longer make a bonus actually because you don't have an offhand anymore. So it
doesn't matter. And do you know who's going next. It's Chief Kronkle like
they had some crazy initiatives something. Yeah, yeah, Anna Antonio is one
hundred percent prone on the ground right now next to geez. If that if
that involves anything going on, I am prone. That is rather I mean
it means Boo would have disadvantage against you. Yes, yeah, don't worry,
guys, people has like one hundred hp. He has the most hp.
Fine, yeah, he's fine. Fine. So Chief Crunkle like gets
up. He has his crown on his head. Now he's properly like dressed
to the nines, and he's got his giant warhammer. He's like, I
have been looking forward to this. I haven't looking forward to stuff some heads.
And he's gonna, guess the only person he could reach his pitbull.
So he's going to charge towards Pitbull. He pulls out his warhammer and he's
gonna swing down at you. I think this is like really good. This
is like when Shanks gets punched in the first episode, first chapter of One
Piece. He's sort of gonna let it happen. Oh now it's fine,
it's so low, but it's still gonna hit him. Yeah. He swings
twice with his hammer. The second one misses, the first one, twelve
does hit pitbull, but the ten misses, so pitbull. The first hammer
comes down and knocks you across the face of twenty damage it. I'm okay,
his his noblin muscles. I was the strongest Noblin in the whole world.
He probably still considers himself the strongest Noblin on the planet. Actually the
second one then swings round Pitbull. You dodge it? How do you dodge
this last attack that's coming towards you? So I also get repost say yeah,
yeah, so you're gonna replace that attack? Do I have to attack
or can it be something else? I think it has to be a mel
Webin attack, right, that's how it's worthed. Yeah. By the way,
Danielle, it's it's pronounced three pasta. No, no, it's that
thank you, thank you. Creature misses you with a male attack. You
can use your reaction and expend one superior to make a melee weapon attack.
We attack? Yeah, what if it's just a physical movement, that's not
an attack? What do you want to do? I want to hug them?
I can we can consider that an attack them. Wait, wait,
doesn't grapple say like in place of an attack? Right? Yeah, so
I would let you do it even if it's not. It's a grapple.
That's not a grapple. It's just a hug. You hug you will I
roll? What do I roll for? That? Are you Are you trying
to restrain him with the hug? Are you just hunting him? No,
I'm just gonna you don't need to roll. If you're not trying to restrain
him, you just hug him. Okay, I'm just gonna'm gonna get hit.
I'm gonna pulling him for a hug, and I'm just gonna go remember
remember our night together, Bros, Bros. It's okay, it's okay,
all right, he's gonna he's us. He's gonna use a rallying war cry
in response, he goes my fellow noblins zub and a bunch of them will
now get an extra D four bonus to their attack roles, including ba,
it's now the Noblins, you guys, initiatives are ship It's not Thenlins.
Oh yeah, oh my god. Okay, I got the best and it
was a sixteen. Okay, and you're probably not gonna fight No, probably
not. Okay. Look I then, because Piple is at the front,
I feel like they're just charging it Pitple because he's currently hugging Proncle. So
the Noblins are all coming forwards. Oh gosh, it's just oh gosh,
it feels like Pitbull is being punished. For being pacifist. I am.
But that's that's the point, that's the game. That's okay. Yeah,
two spears come in, they deal nineteen damage, and then the two at
the back of firing off crossbow shops. They are actually not gonna go for
pit Bull. They're gonna go for just random people in the to be fair
has three people in front of them, so yeah, yeah, they're probably
gonna shoot the people who are on the edges, which are so for one
of them, it's Norman. For the other one it's Cody on Norman Cody.
Those both miss and they actually also would have missed pit Bull. So
the two noblins run up to Pitbull. They fucking jab you in the sides
with their spears while you're hugging their chief, and the two noblins at the
back fire off crossbows and they fling around and just thump into the trees.
Next Cody and Norman Antonio, it is your turn. You're on the ground
worshiping Jesus Christ. I'm kissing his feet. It's just like this is he
has risen, he has risen, and I cast fly on him without even
knowing. So there we go. Oh my god, Jesus starts fly.
It's not levitate, so he has full control over it. So Jesus starts
hovering and flying, and he goes, ah, I knew, I just
needed someone to believe. Man, Antonio is weeping. I mean, straight
up fucking we The source of a lot of my miracle powers is the fact
that people believe in them. Belief is what drives a prophet. Jesus God,
Oh my gosh. Okay, Jesus starts floating in the air and he's
ready, and Tonio, you doing anything else now, I'm still prone on
the ground. Okay, Sir Button runs forward with his sword. He's he's
got your back, pitbull. He actually puts a hand on on you,
pitbull, to push you out of the hug so he can get a clear
shot on on Chief Crunkle, and then he pulls up his thin You just
okay, you resist, then I try and protect the king. He's he's
not doing it very forcefully, so so you if you if you're resisting it,
he won't push you off. He will just put a hand on you
sort of push you and you're you're not giving any way, and he sort
of makes an aggravated noise and he's just gonna, I guess, with disadvantage.
Trying to check attack Chief Crunkle through the gaps. He lifts his sword
to the sky and lightning comes down and enchants it with this lightning power.
Now it's vibrating with magical energy, and it says, I want to strike
you down for your crimes against the fungus people and button. Uh oh his
character she doesn't actually say button. It's as fun Junior. His lightning blade
is going to come down, sorry with disadvantage, so I'll roll that twice.
Oh he hits. Though he still hits. He does eighteen damage into
Crunkle, zapping his body, and I think he has two attacks, so
he's gonna try again. That one misses though, so the first one comes
in jabs into the side, that lightning zaps the chief, and the second
blade unfortunately, I guess because of it, I got hit in that too.
I guess. Well, here's the thing, right, The reason why
the second attack missus is because Pitbull is in the way, so he's given
him disadvantage. Right. The question is does that mean do I rule it
like he hits Pitbull or do I rule it like because of Pitbull's in the
way, he can't manage to get good purchase on it, so the attack
is sort of weakened. Lackluster roll for it. I will roll for it.
One is he's hitting pitball. Two he quite can't quite get it.
Blackluster pitbull. You get a zap, the lightning sword slices into your side
trying to get to Chief Crunkle, and you take seventeen points of damage,
which knocks you unconscious. The moral of the story, kids, don't be
a pet murder. Oh gosh, it was about to be Piple's churn.
Literally about it be his tone. I had the perfect thing to say.
I had, like this whole speech ready to try and stop the violence.
But you know now, now, instead, I'm going to need you to
roll a death saving thrower. M hmm, I don't think I had any
Yeah, okay, let me open up. If he rolled the ones,
just die, no, no, no, he needs one success. He
gets two fails if he rolls a one, which means he would die if
he found again, that's a success to nineteen cody. If I just fucking
died here, that would be you were scared. Yeah, you would be
a bottles now absolute. Yeah. The message about pacifism almost on the anniversary
of Old Tony's death. It's like the shark becomes Pitbull trying to carry on
his legacy and then he just dies. You know. Okay, Cody,
Cody, what do you want to do here? I'm going to first off,
not by casting healing spirit at fourth level mm hmm, yeah, very
good. So it's going here all the alright, pitbull a giant heathen because
he has moved into it. It's the thing on oh my god, the
heels. How much is it? Heal six? Yeah, and then one
six extra for each level, So I cast a level fource that's it's forty
six before, yeah, because it'd be onety six feet seven second. Okay,
so three D second levels, three D six year. Yeah, so
you're gonna you're gonna get six healing it. It's your plus your spellcasting ability
MODIFI, which is wisdom the street, which is probably plus five which is
part of you. Yeah, so you actually people you are with eleven HP.
For my bonus action, I'm going to run forward and dive over the
noblins and use my wild shape to transform into an ancleosaurus. An ancleosaurus because
because he's like he's seen he's seen them in museums. He's to a National
History Museum. You've seen them. Wow, wait, are we doing Jurassic
Park version or the kind that's actually accurate with feathers? Will know, well,
a cleosaurs wouldn't be a dinosaur that have feathers anyway, but also an
Cleosaurus in the eighties when he's when he saw it will not have been an
accurate representation, So there will be some kind of fucked up version of an
Ancleosaurus of the animal that's I guess Yeasaurus is are like pretty well armored.
They have really thick hide and spikes and stuff. So bro Cody sees like
the Museum of just bones, so that when he turned into it, you
just imagine it's fucking Jack Regress myself and Helosaurus. That's Latin, so obviously
Antonio would know. Ah, yes, the bench lizard. Yes, that's
what it is. That's what it translates to. I think I don't know
Wikipedia is not exactly. It has one attack and it attacks its tail,
yeah, which that one of the actors like forty six and can knock people's
which is awesome. Mostly just doing it because I want to tank a bunch
of hits. Okay, Smug is going to you. You jump over and
you transform into this massive angliosaurus small. I don't know, is that what
that? That's kind of a good one though, Yeah, Smog seem probably
when it sounded like Smug is sort of he's not pro diplomacy. But I
don't know if he wants to attack his fellow noblins. He doesn't like what's
going on. The shark is down. No, non back, You're back
up again, Okay. Cody's an animal. Yeah, and Antonio, I'm
only about two meters tall, by the way, but I am about six
meters long long. Okay, that's okay. I see. I don't know
as big as I thought they would do. Yeah, okay. So Smug
looks around. He's holding Anthony's knife in his hand. He goes, where
did Anthony go? If only he was here? Now, Oh, sh
know what to do. I don't want to stab my own country man.
He don't. Turns around to Norman, who's standing next to him. Norman,
what do I do? Obviously, don't fight your own guys. We're
gonna try to sett all this. This isn't more of an issue with us
in Budica. We just have to take Budaka out and we'll be able to
calm things down. Maybe can't fight anyone. Wait I could. I could
stab Boudica though. Yeah, absolutely listen, I secretly kind of didn't like
her. No, don't no, don't fuck right now, that's not the
smug is gonna jump over. He's gonna do an acrobatics roll, which is
just a TXT roll to which so Smug is gonna Smug is going to face
plant next to the Stegosaurus to the and that is all he does because he
doesn't quite make it to Botica because he tries to some assault over the Noblin
and he just like face plants. So that is that is Smog's entire turn.
Norman, it is not your turn, all right, apposed to what
I just said, the Smog I'm gonna do something really fucking cool. I
want to do it. Okay, do you a really fucking cool thing?
Yeah. Norman pulls out his staff. You see it for a second as
if I'm casting something, and out of nowhere, she teleports behind everyone I
could see. Yeah, is the You can see Botica, you can see
uh, you can see Chronicle, you can see you can pretty much see
any one. Okay, So the five people that I could see two Noblins
in front of pit Bull, Crunkle, Boudica, and the far Noblin.
In a moment flash, I'm stepping forward. I teleport behind each one of
them and do a strike. I'm using steel wind strike. Oh oh fuck?
Okay, what the hell does the spell? Do? You flourish the
weapon used in the casting, and then vanish to strike like the wind.
Choose up the five creatures you can see within range, make amediately spell attack
against each target. On hit target takes six D ten four damage. Yes,
what is this like a level level five spell? Ye? Holy ship,
Well you have to melee weapon attack role though, right, how do
I do this? Wait? But it does it? Does it not use
this spell casting? Yeah? Does he sells? I think I just make
a melee spell attack against attack. So it's your proficiency plus your uh your
costing, which is intelligence. So you got to make five melee spell which
would be the same is chromatic orb. So just press chromatic orb five times
and we'll wait which five are you hitting? Because there's there's four Noblins,
there's Crunklin, Budica. I imagine you're hitting Krunkle and Budica. So the
first two will do that, and then three of the Nobles. The person
that was like impressed by my magic abilities button bust it was, yeah,
I be like budding, watch this and then do it. And then I'm
gonna choose the three that are close to Pitbull yeah and Buka, and then
the far left Noblin. Okay, okay, okay, So so the only
one that gets left out is one of the far Noblin. It's great.
We're doing this order Boudica first, Crunkle, second Noblin, Noblin, Noblin
can okay, and then just keep doing it, keep doing it because it
Crunkle okay, yeah, Noblin, yep, Noblin, Noblin. Okay.
All of them hit except for the last Noblin. All of them hit.
Sorry, what's spell caught again? Steel wind strike, steel win strike.
I want to check if you do you have to do sixty ten for each
target or does he do sixty ten? And it's all, oh, it's
a target takes sixty ten force damage. That's really good. So do you
roll it each time? Yeah? I guess so, I guess you would.
Okay, roll roll sixty ten five times. Spells are badass, dude,
Like there's one called mental prison breaks. All you need to do now
is in the chat. If you press the up arrow and then press enter,
you can just repeat it five times, so you're good. Yeah,
my okay, so normal and that's what you need. That's all you got.
So Norman, you fucking steal wind stripe, you teleport behind them.
What is the weapon that you're using to do this? What does it look
like? I'm kidding them? With my staff you're stuck back of the head.
Yeah, you're stuff magical staff knocks into them, Buka takes thirty one,
Kronkle takes thirty and the two noblins that are in front of Sir Button
die. You just rip through them the wind magic cutting them into pieces.
Oh my god, people, you're not try and like knock them out with
fall damage or something. It's magic. It's not a right, it's a
yeah. And also I don't think that Norman was doing this non lethally,
no doubt. People. I do want to state that you get up and
like a second later, the two noblins in front of you just explode with
winds like you see like a blur, a blurry flush of Norman next to
my face. It's totally fine. Yeah, I could choose after my spell,
let me reopen this. I could see what I could do. I
could choose to teleport to an unoccupied space within five feet of one of the
targets you hit or missed. Okay, so I don't feel like teleport to
a tree near like the closest, like look at the map. Is this
like a tree right here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, there's like say
the shuit. Yeah, I missed linear up on a tree and I look
at Budka. This isn't exactly a fight you could win. I recommend surrendering
now. Okay, you are not telephy for Dora. Did you say you
want to teleport within five feet of one of the people, Yeah, my
five feet from Crunkle or no, you are not. You are like fifteen
feet away from Kronk next to I'll be directly next to him, basically next
to Krum. You have to be writing like leaning, acting all cool and
make a comment towards Budica all right, okay, and Crunkle like it's also
direct is genuinely I mean, button Ship sees you do this, and he
he is gobsmacked, and he's I think he's going to stop acting like Antonio
in a second, Colman genuinely might be the strongest madge in this world.
Yeah, really, I got to learn that, Norman. You have to
teach me. Knobs smacked. Yeah, you're the most extra ordinary person I've
ever seen in my life. Yeah, it's nothing. He does have the
Philosopher's stone. Speaking of Antonio, Jesus is now flying and t and Jesus
flies up into the air. Hey, bros, I imagine the sun sunbeam
down like right on him at the perfect time as he's ascending. Yeah,
shining through the trees. That like lights him up. Yeah. I guess
he's gonna fly over to Boudica because he can get over everyone, and he's
gonna fly it. He's like, you know, Da Vinci, he was
a rotten man. He was a rotten rotten man. Daniel Greens turn his
camera off. What happened? One second? Sorry? Okay, well you're
good, okay, but this does change who the DM is to Schwabti,
So sorry, Strawberty. What does Jesus do? Jesus uses the the Holy
kill beam and Boudica needs to make a constitution saving throw a DC thirty or
she dies a try and substantiation cannon. Okay, I'm back to the I'm
back to He's gonna He's going to strike music, flow of blows, and
he will strike four times against Boudica from the air. Ah, but still
one of them critically fails. Uh okay, two of them hit, one
of them is a crit and one of them critically fails. So Jesus comes
down from the sky and starts fucking flying around like like I guess, like
a dragon ball character flying around Boudica punching her is like trying to dodge out
of the way desperately. Jesus isn't quite used to this whole flying thing yet,
so he slips and stumbles a little bit, probably bashes his head against
the tree whilst flying, takes a little bit of damage. Use the hands
hues. Oh gosh, okay, and I guess it's it's it is back
to Boudica. Now, Okay, you know, these these are noblins.
They were the only ones that showed me any sort of kindness. I was
lost out here in the forest. And also they remind me a little bit
about like of of old Britons and Anglo Saxons, so they remind me of
home. British people used to look like it's what they I'm canonically. British
people used to look like Noblins is going to try and fire her arrow at
Jesus, but we'll have disadvantage because Jesus is flying around. Is what I'm
going to rule it us. So you can picture Jesus flying around punching Boudica
or Budica's desperately tried to fire shots off against him and by critically fails twice,
two critical fails. One hit, the two critical fails. One of
them is just going to kill the Noblin that's like next to Boudica with the
crossbow. One of the arrows flies out hits that Noblin. I mean,
I imagine it will do enough damage to kill it. That Noblin dies and
just falls off the pathway. The second one flies out, flings into a
tree, and the last one does manage to hit Jesus in the air for
twelve damage. It's it's now Chief Cronkle's turn. Chief Crunkle is is weak.
Chief Cunkle is weak because and surround. But he's a fighter and he
will fight. Pitbull got up. I'm still hanging on to him, and
no, no, you weren'tconscious. You came back up again, so you've
been sort of like it, didn't passed out and wake up. I fell
off on them. Yeah, yeah, you probably would have been pushed off
by him when he fell unconscious. He's going to turn around to Norman now
who just appeared next to him, and like killed. You've appeared on top
of the corpse of one of the noblins. So for him, you've just
replaced one of the Noblins with your body. And I think he's gonna fuck
you up at him and says, we didn't start this fight, We're just
winning it. Holy shit, that's hard. Okay. Well, he's going
an action surge on you, sorry, buddy, which means he's going to
swing four times one, two, three, four and hey how much your
armor class thirteen? Oh shit? So three of those hit? No,
but I'm gonna use arka indeflection on one. Okay, So the one of
only two of those hits, so you take You take forty one damage as
the the hammer swings round, bashes you in the side once blood spurts out.
The second one swings round, you deflect it with your with your arcing
deflection bash you get away, but then the final house strikes down, knocking
out some of your teeth, breaking your glasses, blood dripping down your faces.
Because Antonio just saw me reawaken from the dead. They're gonna give me
some kind of help here because I am rippled a miracle. Okay, Antonio,
it is it is your turn. You've seen Pitbull come back, You've
seen Jesus die off. Jesus, please please Lord, please grab us another
miracle for your servant, and I cast create food and water and forty five
pounds foot all of Jesus's miracles. It's just Antonio casting magic without realizing it.
So, okay, here's the deal. Like we had a long rest.
That is an Artificer spelled. You know, Anthony never had it prepared.
But like this is this is this works, okay, So I'm using
the artificer spell. Is so forty five pounds of food and thirty gallons of
water on the ground in containers appear within range, enough to sustain up to
fifteen humanoids. I'm gonna say fish, bread, and a bunch of containers
of water. The food. The food is bland but nourishing and spoils.
If I'm eating after twenty four hours, the water is clean and doesn't go
bad. It's pure water, it never goes bad. I love the idea
that, like you cast this, but it's like a little bit off because
you're like fake Italian. So it's like cod. Yeah, it's fine,
it's not the right kind of fish. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh man,
God, So there's just forty five pounds of food and thirty gallons of water
now around us. A gallon of water just appears on top of you,
Pitbull. It washes away all of your blood. Oh I did, and
you cover and food just drops down everywhere like when like it's like it's like
when food spawns in Skyrim. You're like when you drop like sixty cheese wheels.
That's you're doing anything, not Pitbull, You've just been baptized. I
hope you realize this is that's what actually like what he comes Okay? What
okay? Oh gosh, all right, you did water button though, yes?
I did? Yes? Is that a good thing? Yeah? It
is. He grows a little stronger, he's a plant. Two things are
gonna happen. But the six pack as he you have uninttationally, so where
is this water? Because he does use lightning? Okay, I did say
it was in containers. It doesn't just doesn't. Oh sorry. So it's
like like like a gallon appears on top of pitboll and it like spills and
like you can like annoint him and baptize him that way, like like like
but a container of water appears next to uh appears next to Button. So
just like okay, himself and water, like his muscles are strengthening. Yes,
yes, pure what straight from straight from the Lord? I love that
we just watched Antonio fill an awkward silence because like the mushroom couldn't think of
something and he was like the Lord God. It's okay, I don't know
what this lord is, but I I feel invigorated. Okay, okay.
So Button is going to with advantage attack the chief with his lightning blade and
critical fail first one hits. Does it sound fish? He probably does double
critical fail is rough. The first lightning strike comes down and slices through crunkle,
blood splattering, and then he goes in for the second strike, slips
on a fist, hits the tree trunk and then falls and it was grasping
to the ledge of the of the the pathway, the tree pathway leading up
to the chieftain's house and his his his sword falls down the valley and he's
like, help, somebody helped me. I've slipped on a fish and I
can't get up and I can't get off. I need I need assistance.
Pitbull, it is now your turn. You get three D six plus wisdom
healing points of health from the from Cody's thing, because it's still a baptism
for the baptism, so you get three D six plus five healing hit point.
Did not realize what was mud? Yes? Sorry? Should I roll
that? Yeah? If you want to go ahead, Yeah, I was
to roll it, okay, Yeah, twelve five seventeen seventeen, So Pitbull,
you get seventeen HP. You just saw Sir Button roll off the edge.
He's asking desperately for help. Chief crunkles in front of you. He's
bloodied. Norman's to the right of you, he's bloodied. Jesus is flying,
Boudico is firing off arrows, and there's a dinosaur the fish bread everywhere.
Yeah, and there's fish and bread and water everywhere. Did my arm
get healed in that? Or am I still at disadvantage? Oh? With
your with your disabled arm? I No, I'd say that you don't have
disadvantage. You just can't make a bonus attack. And that is still that's
still like disabled. Yeah, oh, I would have handled the this entire
situation differently. All right, never mind, Uh, still you can there's
so many you can still do stuff. You just can't make a bonus attacher.
I thought, I like, how to just completely limp arm and I
was like, oh god, okay, cool, Well yeah it is you
basically do you basically do, but you can. I can imagine the people
can do quite a lot of stuff with one arm. He's quite strong.
Yeah. So the guy is right in front of me, right yeah,
chief crunkle. So can I can I over he's smaller than me? Right
yeah, definitely? Can I pick him up by his throat? Wow,
that's implying that you think he's lighter than you. He's school, but he's
he's he's wearing a lot of bomber. I got a strength of twenty.
We compas, we will roll for it. But this probably will be with
disadvantage because you don't have your two arms. You are doing. This is
one arm strength. Can I just straight up tackle him? Yeah? You
can, because I'll use my love, my side to my advantage. Can
I is that disadvantage or can I just like rail? No? No,
you that that's not disadvantage. You can just do it. That's just an
athletics versus his athletics. Go ahead, okay, can So I'm trying to
tackle him off the tree. Oh with you going off to I'm gonna say
something. Don't worry. I have a plan. Okay, So you have
to sort of repossess yourself slightly, but still you can do that. You
can do that. I'm just gonna tackle him off the tree. Can we
go? Yeah? So we're doing an athletics contest for this. Gotcha?
So I don't do strength and athletics. Yeah, it's probably a higher score,
right yeah, Okay, god, he's he is, he is strong
forty four. Oh that's pretty good. Wow. It's very likely that you'll
get this, but you never know, you never know. Who's a chance?
Is it possible? Okay? Okay, So if he quitted but he
didn't, ye, pitple, you crab crunkle and you fucking you and him
go off the edge together. What are you saying? Okay, I say
you broke our deal. You're in debt I'm calling it do oh so whole
way down to try and keep him below me. Yes, I am just
putting my entire weight on him, like knees on chest type situation. I
do want to say, pov your serve button. You've just slipped. You're
grabbing onto the edge of this ledge. You say, help me, help
me. You look to your left and the shark and the chief of the
Knoblins go flying over the edge together plummeting. You are quite high up,
so probably take at least a round to reach the bottom. So people will
leave that in staces for a moment. Cody, Yeah, dinosaur, I
really am a dinosaur. The chief has just gone off the edge, and
I guess I only have one threat left. I'll run towards Boudica. Towards
Boudica, and as I get with a mailer and swing my dinosaur body around,
I'm gonna hit her with my tail. Okay, so it's to hit
plus seven? Yeah, what's thirteen? Here? He doesn't hit, I'm
sorry, dude. So you swing and she fucking likes she. She ducks
Boudica fighting a flying Jesus and a dinosaur ducks as the tail swings over her.
Head. I'm just that's fine. I'm just I'm really trying to draw
her fire a little bit, okay, seeing that she did like a billion
damage. Yeah, fair enough. It is now smokes turn smug gets up
unless you're doing anything else. Cody, No, no, no, so
sorry you got how about you got distracted because you saw me go over the
edge and you went, oh shit, wait what smug gets up runs towards
Boudica. Anthony's knife in hand Anthony teking. Yees, this knife had any
special properties whatsoever? Was it just? It was a really it's a modern
like Rambo like, it's a modern knife. It's like you went into a
forty good store in today's world and bought a really fucking good combat knife.
That's what it is. Yeah. So I've made it a D six,
which means it's like as strong as a short sword, but stronger than a
knife and D Yeah that's probably fair. Yeah. I wasn't sure if you
had like a it's also like a lighter or something. I wasn't sure if
you you know what, it's one of those survival knives that there's like a
compass in the in the hills and there's like pair of cord situation. I
wasn't sure if it was like also a taser, so he knows for shut
that was an option. Actually, yeah, I can fire tru late.
Now he's he's swung and he's missed Botica. All right, I was giving
you that opportunity to be honest. So Smug comes up with with Anthony's knife.
He swings it and Boudica manages to dodge. I think it clangs off
of her armor. Norman, it is your turn. Your enemy has just
forcibly been removed from combat from you. I so you are. You are
just standing there. So Norman's thinking, and he's just sees third button hanging.
He sees Pipple diving off with the chief crunkle. Yeah, I would
like to fly down and try to save them from falling to their deaths,
all right, or the thing. But I will say it looked very intentional
that like I tackled him off the edge on Burdo. I don't think Norman
doesn't. I don't think Norman assumes that you did it by accident. I
just don't think he likes it. I look down over the edge next to
me. How far down is the fall? Oh, to the bossom gosh,
you're quite well. How told is a tree A big tree? Tree?
You tell me? I really should have figured that out before I jumped.
I thought we were in like I don't know, like a kind of
tall pine. They are quite tall. I don't think it's not a lethal
for I think they would both survive the full Wait. No, no,
the shark is on low enough HP that there's a chance he might not survive
before. But I got a squishy guy under me. Okay, you're right,
so you take off damage, I guess, but he takes my damage
on top of him. Yeah, that's how you know what I mean?
Like, if you fall with weight on you, you get crushed. We'll
see. I'm gonna I'm I'm just trying to ascertain based off of what I
see. If it's like, who's the priority here, it's I'm I extremely
worried. Wow, it's whatever normal thinks is the priority here? The how
many feet? Okay, let me let me do a little bit of calculations
here. It's a big it's a big tree, maybe like a hundred feet?
How many how long? How big is a hundred feet? I don't
know. It's how big is a like a how big is like a building.
Well, what kind of building? My how it's about thirty feet tall?
Yeah? Uh good. Maybe I don't know. I'm just guessing.
Actually, oh gosh, okay, maybe not a one hundred feet Maybe not
one hundred feet. Okay, I have an idea, right, Norman is
gonna walk over the third button and grab his hand and be like, if
you wanna, if you want to learn from me, here you go.
And I tap him and he's able to fly. I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna arbitrarily say like fifty feet, so it would be five D six damages
they hit the bottom sixty six fifty sixty feet okay, So I tap him,
make him able to fly, and say, just try and make it
so those two don't die. Good luck. Wow. So Button, you
touch him, he gets the ability of flight. He let He trusts you.
He looks into your eyes, Norman. He says, if you say
it is so that I can fly just by your touch, then I will
hold your hand for as long as your less me and I like a wow,
and you let go and he starts falling, and then he starts hovering
and floating in the air. Norman, you are the most beautiful man I've
ever met in my life, and he starts flying around. I never thought
I could fly the sea. He is a wizard. Okay, Well,
when it is Button's turn next, I think he's going to try and help
crunkling pitbull. Jesus is flying and he's he's I mean, he's just punching.
He is just punching one, two, three, four. Any of
these hit Jesus, Two of them do. He does sixteen damage as he's
flying around punching Boudica. But it is now Budica's turn, and half of
my players have disappeared. I was looking down his spells and I look up
and I'm like, what, This is really great for people who don't have
one eye and can only see out of their right eye, because this is
this is prime schwabrity teching content. Right, this is great for our half
blind viewers. I can't remember if the half bline conversation we had was before
we started recording or not, so this might I think it was after this
m saying it was okay, she is playing angry birds. I'm looking at
spells that count as miracles. I'm planning ahead spells. This counter vercal I
think absolutely. Being able to recall past versus himself was the best ideas.
I don't know, I no fucking idea what I was gonna do for Antonio
today, because he is the least interesting ones. But like, oh,
no, Jesus is there. He's a fucking Catholic in sixteen oh two or
whatever. Yeah, perfect, yeah, yeah, Daniel Daniel Green has bluetooth,
so we can still hear us, I think. So, now that
you're back normal, Boudica looks around. She sees all the people around her,
and she goes, I know, you a lot have these like weird
sheet things like I do. And I'm what they call a ranger. And
after I talk to her, my god, it seems like what can she
do? She whistles yeah, and you guys hear this noise. Oh and
then and down from the sky, penetrating the trees, a giant woven appears.
Say hello to my pet and she flies down and he's going to fucking
attack Jesus. In mid Jesus gets intercepted by a dragon. Please Lord,
pushed up the maddest lord, Please lords. These are the trials I'm gonna
put Yeah, so the women comes in, uh, and we'll We'll just
operate on the same turn as Boudica. Okay, and the women comes in.
It's gonna yeah, it's gonna attack Jesus in mid air. So are
flying Jesus versus a weaven? It is happening. It mixed two attacks,
one with a spite and one was it Okay, okay, if Jesus ends
up riding the riding the waiver and this will officially be the coolest round of
the headphones and can still hear you? Okay, yes, So the women
Wiven I think it's Wiven Whan Well, I always say wyn. Yeah,
I think it's Wyron, but woman sounds better to me. And his name
is sal The d and d Woven's have a stinger that they attack with as
well. Oh yeah, so get ready for that. So the the I
don't even think Jesus is armor class is that high? Is it? No?
Jesus, No, No, he's got a decent armor class. The
first the bite doesn't attack. He dodges the bite out the way he flies
around the women, but the stinger hits Jesus in the side, which means
he has to do a DC constitution saving throw will take poison damage. He's
alright, con he fails, so he takes the poisonamage, so he takes
twenty seven damage. He's poisoned too. It's just poison damage. I don't
think it's anything like that. So the women jabs Jesus in the side.
Jesus takes poison. That's not cool, dude, my blood's been infected by
this beast. Hey man, Jesus, No, now goes. Buka will
have disadvantage, but she she's gonna use what's the spell that that Kai uses,
The one that let's find traps, not divine trap strike, Zephyr strike,
right, the one that lets her move away without provoking an opportunity attack.
That's not you can't use that. That's Kai's thing. It's you.
This is like you're playing a fucking It's like you're playing a fucking video game
and the enemies using the same spells. You fuck no, that's her mind.
You're not allowed to use those. Well, okay, she's gonna bonus
action to use Zey Strike and she moves like win for the duration her movement
doesn't attack provoke opportunity attacks. So then she will move back away from everyone.
Uh, sort of the maximum distance that she can thirty feet so that
she can fire off shots into the giant dinosaur that's just appeared. Yeah,
without me. She does get advantage on the first attack, that's what Zepha
Strike does, but not the other two. So here comes Budica's three attacks
one, two, three, Uh so twenty two, twenty seven, twenty
two? Do they all hit? They do? I only have fifteen?
I say, okay, listen, these not high rolls though. For the
damage. Do you take a total of thirty six damage into your dinosaur body?
Okay? How h dinosaur hel Dorus is sixty eight? Oh wait,
god, that's the exact same as mine. Oh my god, you have
the ex Oh my god, here's the exact same health saurus. So does
Zepha strike jumps backwards like the wind and fires off three shots into the dinosaur
penetrate to give it different locations. Can you make the noise of a dinosaur
in pain? That's a great question. Let's find out together. Sorry,
half of it half of it cut out, half of it cut out.
So it was like it was like that one meme you know where it goes
like and then there's like reverb because I think it disappears that's the sound of
a dinosaur. Players. Oh you know what I'll add, reverban post my
editing. You have so much editing to do for this Episode's just get an
editor already. No, Crunkle is falling with the shark. Now. He
doesn't know what to do in this situation. Actually, I don't think he
can do anything. But what he will do is with disadvantage still try and
hit the pitbull in mid air with his hammer. So I know, I
don't even think he can get a He doesn'tly has disadvantage. I think he's
just gonna punch you. I think he's just gonna punch you with disadvantage.
He's gonna punch you going down age. He's gonna punch you disadvantage. He's
gonna punch you. Okay, God, I don't think he even has a
punch. That got weirdly metaphorical and deep. I don't even think he has
a punch in him. Okay, he's gonna make two disadvantaged punch attexts.
There we go. He has a punch. Now, you guys falling in
slow motion, it's great nine and one of them misses, the one of
them does hit. So he does punch you in the face for six as
you're as you're tumbling down through the sky with him, he spits in your
face as well. Damn ah, at at Todio, what are you doing?
Okay, I'm still prone. I crawl like a little bit closer to
the dinosaur and Jesus, and I'm just like, oh, please, someone
save Jesus. Please. I pray to Jesus, oh Lord, and then
I cast Aid. Okay, what does Aid do? It choos up to
three creatures. They gain five HP, but their hit point maximum also increases
by five. Oh nice, so it'll happen so obviously Jesus. But I
guess Cody because he's in range two, and then also Norman because Pitbull's falling
so I wouldn't see him. So yeah, you guys all gained five HP
and then your maximum gains five two. Okay, yeah, so they get
hit point maxman increase they hit point by five. Yeah, make them bit
useful. It lost eight hours, So that's the last eight hours and it's
not I'm not concentration even That's what I'm trying to do, because fly has
to be concentrating, so I'm trying to pick it isn't. Yeah, I
pick up a fish as I'm crawling. Okay, So yeah, nice.
I guess they essentially in this situation just gained five HP. Yeah they Well,
if Cody didn't get hit, it would have been cool because then his
HP would have went up. It would have been maxim increased. Yeah.
Nice. So Jesus Jesus turns round. He gives Antonio like a thumbs up,
and then he does the thing where he sticks his pinky finger and his
thumb out and like wiggles it like like a surfer. Broy Wood like,
yeah, you're radical? Is this a proper way to cross thyself? Lord?
Hey man, you do whatever you want. Bro. I appreciate you
though. You're my big dog. Yeah, gnarly. He's a gnarly man.
I love it, definitely an early dude. Sir Button is going to
try and grab Pitbull and crunkle Pitbull. Are you going to try and resist
this? Yes? Okay, so you need to do an athletics check against
sir Button. So sir Button flies through. Okay, what is the number
he has to beat? Fifteen? This is a little bit more doable.
It's a little bit more doable, right, Okay? Or did you want
to do something else? Antonio? Okay, if there is a spell that's
I did a spell on my action, but I have another spell that's one
bonus action. Can I do that too? You can't? Yeah, you
can't do too? Yeah, okay, go ahead, go ahead, yeah,
okay. Button, he's gonna do his headlext check. He has to
be a fifteen. He got a thirteen. So he he flies in.
He tries to to like, grab you guys, but you fucking shove him
off. Can say, I startle him by yelling, push me faster,
don't throw your life away like this. I won't die. I've been sent
a mission from from a great wizard. He looks up. He looks up,
but it really looks like he's looking into the sky like it's a religious
figure God. All right, pitbull? Mm hmm. You you were You
were still plummeting. Next round, when it's your turn again, you will
hit the ground. M It's just how I'm gonna rule it. Do you
want to do anything on your turn? At the moment, you're still grabbing
the guy. So I was trying to think I'm genuinely believe it or not
not trying to kill him. The shark didn't just think ahead, so you
will take but yeah, sorry, go ahead, oh yeah, take I
would say like five y six damage when you hit the ground, which has
a chance of killing Crunkle, but it Almoso has a chance of not,
depending what the roles are. Okay, I think what I'm going to try
and do is because there's a chance I guess that when we hit the ground
will both be like fighting. I still some ow. I'm gonna do a
disarming attack. I'm gonna try and just disarm his hammer from him. Okay,
right, I think you have advantage on this because you'll grapp one king
Are you sure? Because I don't. I'm doing it one armed, right,
no, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, because you you do
it one armed anyway? Right okay, oh right, yeah right, I
don't know. You know what, let's just say it to a normal role.
Fuck it do do an improvised weapon attack to try and disarm him,
and then we we we he has to do it so it does not even
hit him. If it doesn't hit him, then it doesn't matter. It
doesn't hit him. So unfortunately, you're desperately trying to fucking like grab at
his weapon he's like punching you in the face. You guys are tumbling down
towards the ground. You're trying to keep him below you, and you can't
manage to get the weapon out of his hands. You do have to You
do have two attacks, so you can't try again. Can I do another
disarm? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, of course, okay, cool?
Just you just yeah, disarming. Striking is worded when you hit with an
attack, so you just have to hit one an attack. Yeah, you
just can't. You can't. You're scrambling towards his hammer, but you can't.
He's holding firm because that you are, bastard. He's holding you with
two hands, and I'm just trying to get it with one start. You
got me drunk and manipulated me. They killed my son, That's what I
thought. I'm gonna say the end of it until we hit Okay, Cody,
Dinosaur, Buddha just to Dinosaur. Is that Skusu talking to me?
Yes? All right? What I do want to stay time for anyone curious?
Skuck sub is not involved in this fight. Yeah, yeah, he's
watching because he doesn't know what the fuck to do with himself. So Bud
has retreated behind her. Why then a little bit. The wife's in the
air, you can still see. Do you think I could? Could I
get to her from here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the wife and
is above you. We're not gonna make that my priority, obviously. We're
all on like you know, the tree branches and platforms of like this suspended
place us. Yeah, I would. I don't know anything about ranger and
could He doesn't know anything about ranger. Coldy wonders if she has any ability
to stop herself from taking folding damage. So he kind of wants to try
and knock her off the tree with his tail. It's just gonna be the
runner. Yeah, yeah, just knock we're high up, you know what.
Instead because he fears that either she might have something stuff that or the
wife and we'll save her. He's just gonna run up and try and knock
it down with his tail. Okay, So you run up to her.
You can make it something seven plus seven, come on, you hit,
you hit? Do you hit you hit? So I will make forty six
plus four four and we're gonna take twenty two, which could take that's very
good. She needs to make a strength saving throw, smash her across the
body. Yeah, she says that was a very good It was good.
It was someone really words something supple it. She's got to do a stred
saving throw. Yeah, it's only DC fourteen. She might fail, though,
she does particularly fail, so she falls prone, falls prone? Is
like behind her? Is there like another way out? Like if you got
it? Yeah, I want to go around her and cut off that exit.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, we'll just we'll just do that.
Yeah. So it's like I'm on one side of her and then where
Jesus and smoking. I just want to make sure she cuts off all her
roots of escape. Yeah, very close. She's currently I can use my
bonus action, which I forgot about last time. I'm going to move my
uh spirit, my healing spirit. Can you do that even as a dinosaur.
Yeah, I can continue to to concentrate and use and channel aspect of
it. Where is it? Yeah, so I'm just gonna move it over
to Norman. Hey, Norman, when you start your turn, you're gonna
get some help. Well, actually, because he moved into it the first
time, you're gonna get some help. Three D six plus five. Did
you know that some DMS healing spirit? I don't, but it's it's really
it's on the bad list because it's it's a healing spell that costs one spell
slot. I can heal multiple people constantly over the battle. It runs out.
Hold on, so my healing spirit can only heal what is it?
One plus my podcast? It can? It can only heal six times and
it's already healed three. Pretty good. Yeah, it's really good. It
is real. It's really good. I don't I'm not saying I agree with
them. I'm just say ye, some do, some do. It's on
that list. I think that's silly because it starts at second level and it
only heals one D six. Yeah, but thet it's not to do with
the amount you heal. It's just picking up our conscious people. It's just
like yes, yeah, but with a one D six I did three D
no. No, no, it's gonna because I cast it. I mean
like five difficult. It's on that three six with it plus something. I
already did it. Sorry, I already rolled it. You got eleven?
Oh my bad? Yeah, even rolls better. You're it's way better.
But you know you're not the one casting this fell sorry, Norman. It
doesn't know what to do. I guess Smug's gonna ride up to Boudicos on
the ground. Just have some advantage, an advantage. Attack with his little
knife. Yeah, okay, stab with a knife. Come on, that
knife is Anthony's legacy. Come on, come on, smug, stab him
with the knife. Damn it, missus. Just I just don't know how
to use this thing. I never trained. It's too futuristic. I was
never a fighter. I was a lover. Okay, Norman, Norman,
Norman Norman. You know what, Norman, do your I know you're planning
something on your hand. I've made something really step. Yeah, that's what
we'll do. So firstly, you recover h so three D six plus five,
because you start your turn in the heating spirit. I have an important
questions dragon from me. Well you it's slightly up in the air, but
just because of like diagonal, it's it's still even if it's slightly up,
because that's still like well, no, sorry, it is Pythagoas's theorem.
Hold up for yeah, it's it's actually diagonal. It's not high Pagers's theorem
because diagonals don't work like they do in real life in five e five feet.
That's whatever you want it to be But is that is that true for
things that are in the air. I don't see why it would be different.
Well, it would be different because on the ground that it makes sense
that diagonals are five feet because of the grid system, right, But when
they're in the air, the aras the grid system. Does the grid system
in D and D not translate to anything vertical? Huh, of course it
would if something is twenty feet high, they doesn't the ax Yeah, this
is really interesting. Did they take this into consideration this? Okay, you
know what, I'll make it easy. Can I fly? Yeah? You
could when to hold up if you have distance? If you fly, that's
the fungus guy loses his flight because that's a contraction. Okay, but but
but you you you can walk. Listen. All your spells are at least
sixty feets anyway, so you're fine. There's nothing that you can't do in
this situation. No, the problem is we're in a fucking forest and I
the spells they chose to the day, three of them are fired, the
ones that actually do damage. Okay, you I thragons are notoriously weak to
fire. It's okay, yeah, but this is a wife different exactly I
also don't want to burn down the forest. Okay, what are you planning
them doing here? Buddy? Way is jump concentration the spell? I thought
you've mean just to jump the spell jump to jump? Just thinking about something
like that, about doing things like jumping and stuff. What do you want
to do? What spell do you want to cast? The spell? Jump?
He wants to get on top of all if you want to get on
the wife. Okay, rights is jump concentration spell? It is mutation.
It's it's not a concentration spell. It triples your jump distance? What is
your jump distance? Normally? Oh my god, your high jump is equal
to three plus your strength modifier. Feet equals a three plus your strength modifier
and then triple that, So triple that would be the spell. What's your
strength modifier? It's plus zero? Right, plus zero? So you've got
nine feet of jump with the spell. We'll round up ten feet. That's
it. Yeah, it's bad spell. Yeah, I jump like thirty feet
in the air. What about? Uh? What about levitaine? About is
that a contacts a concentration spill? Mm hmm. Someone just get a little
stronger would be able to make it, you know. Uh? Butt in
his false and dies injured. I mean, he's a he's a mushroom.
He'll be okay, he'll hit the ground and he'll just plant his roots.
And okay, I'm into the chromatic orb. I picked a stupid considering being
a forest like, uh, you see, Norman be like, I'm gonna
jump. No I can't. I'm gonna I can't fly either, Okay,
this ship chromatic orb Like, oh god, oh wow, okay, yeah,
you got a chromatical He misses that. Oh my gosh, jump guide
him. Oh my gosh. I just I just like it's a first level
spell jump. It doesn't like you just after the fourth level. Does it
do anything when you do that? Actually no, no, I don't have
anything written down about that. But rule of coolie call it. Oh my
days, Oh my gosh. Okay, Norman, Actually no, you're too
far away. I'll say, if you run up the tree and then jump,
but you're too far away for that even No, no, no,
no, he below is the dragon below our level. No he's not,
he's not. He's he is above. But what I'm saying is that there's
a tree going upwards. Right right, let me let me propose this.
Right, you cannot wait is jump in action? It was a bonus action.
Okay, so you can move and jump, but you can't dash and
jump. Yeah, because that's I say. You would need to dash in
this situation. Use long strider. What is long strider? Do you have?
Long strider increases this distance by ten feet? I don't have long strider.
Okay, never mind, nothing, nothing, nothing will help all this
for nothing, bro, I capt the chromatic orbit. It sucked, that's
my move Oh god, kind of want to burn down the fucking okay and
jump his movement anyway, So fuck it. So you you stand there,
you get healed up, like I don't want to sacrifice button for my cool
shit? Which is it's nice of you, right, it shows that you
have heart. And you fire off a chromatic orb. What element like ice?
You fire off an ice orb and it flies through the air and just
misses. Wait does it? What is the armor class of a wiver?
Because of it? No, it's ten. It's okay, Norman, just
leave this to Jesus. He'll guide us. All. Yeah. Yeah,
it's higher than ten, not much higher than ten, but it is higher
than ten. And the the orb just flies past the woman into the sky.
But I will say this Button sees the ice orb fly through the sky
and it makes his eyes sparkle. But it's like beauty because what it does,
because it's an ice orb, it reflects the sunlight off of it and
creates a rainbow. And the rainbow shines down and paints the battle in beautiful
hues of red, orange, yellow, green. Take out my canvas and
I immediately start painting. Yeah, and uh, Jesus fighting a wibird and
a little knight. Button looks up and sees the wiven and the and Jesus
lying basked in rainbow, and I think that's that's what we'll do. To
be continued now, okay, sweet, okay, yeah, so that's fair.
Snow made herself comfortable as she sat down in the chair, removing her
hood. She smiled at the three figures sitting at the other end of the
table. The room was dark, the orange tinge of candle light barely illuminating
the faces of the four of them. Snow began, first of all,
I'd like to thank you all in your work with Brick. It was swift
and professional, and your payment will be prompt. Their faces remained emotionless in
response to her praises. The figure in the middle gave a small nod of
acknowledgment, but nothing more. Snow took this as a sign to continue.
You must be wondering why I'm here. I'll be first to admit I think
I might have bitten off a little more than I can chew. I assume
that the former otherworldly brewery CEOs were men of note, yes, but not
of any significant power. And I evely thought that my companion, the President,
was the core strength of both the capital's little skirmishes. But I'm afraid
I've been led astray by propaganda, and after spending a considerable amount of time
with the man, I feel like I've greatly misjudged his former allies. She
sighed and shook her head and mock exasperation. So you see, I may
be in a little bit of a pickle. The figures remained motionless, but
the atmosphere in the room seemed to shift. Snow smiled. But judging from
your numbers, I believe you may have already had a run in with the
men of whom I speak of. A hand doesn't usually have three fingers,
does it. A quiver of something flashed across the faces of the individuals.
Snow couldn't tell what, but it didn't matter. She had gambled and it
seemed her sources were correct. She continued, I understand that you're a mercenary
organization, so that means you run on money, and I don't doubt that
my rivals are still incredibly wealthy despite their recent forll from Grace, so I'm
not getting the upper hand there. However, she continued, I have a
feeling that you may already be looking for an opportunity for revenge for your fallen
comrades, and anyway, letting two of your own die looks pretty bad if
you don't retaliate somehow. And since I think our goals are line, how
gladly be of assistance, Kuntunau. The voice erupted unexpectedly. It was deep
and unnerving. Snow could feel the excitement bubble up inside of her. I'll
give you information, I'll keep you in the loop on their whereabouts, and
we can spring a little surprise for them. Individually, you are some of
the strongest fighters of Astoria, but as a trio, I think this should
be a cakewalk. She leaned back in her chair, all sense of anxiety
lost so what do you think. Slowly, the central figure leaned forwards,
candle light illuminating his stony features more clearly. You've got yourself a deal,
he said, face grinding into a smile,