WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:20.719 Comedy Central Podcastja how the country is. Hey, you' ve seen Telecinco 2 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:23.280 lately, I mean, they' re looking for the bottom and they can 3 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:25.399 ' t find it. I mean, they' ve already lowered the bar 4 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:27.800 so much that at two o' clock in the morning the tarot starts and 5 00:00:27.839 --> 00:00:31.399 says that look now improvement would be better even with the program this of flame 6 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:33.759 and wins. You know we always laugh at the presenter East who' s 7 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:36.439 had his blood exchanged for coffee, he' s there. Welcome, we 8 00:00:36.439 --> 00:00:39.479 have to abdinate today the hidden word we have hidden. It' s a 9 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:41.240 city It was a clue. I can' t say well, it' 10 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:43.000 s better off Come on. It' s a city that starts with that 11 00:00:43.159 --> 00:00:47.159 and ends up in Alamanca to see if we have any brave to see we 12 00:00:47.159 --> 00:00:50.640 have a call like this. No thanks for calling friend cough and drunk sleepwalker, 13 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:55.719 because at this time we laugh at these contests and we do wrong because 14 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:58.079 they are giving money. You don' t see he' s got a 15 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:00.759 bigger plate now. He' s got music. You have to be a 16 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:06.040 musician and end up there, because being a musician is not like being a 17 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:08.079 comedian. Being a musician requires preparation. Uh, and they' ve been 18 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:11.040 preparing, I mean, years studying at a conservatory. They' ve learned 19 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:15.239 to play several instruments. They can write, they can read in staves, 20 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:19.040 which is very difficult. It' s like understanding Sakira when she sings is 21 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:26.040 the most complicated and there' s the guy playing down there that if they 22 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:30.719 trade her poa for a knife she thanks you, no, but to me 23 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:32.840 she' s wearing a tie with a swimmer of sobs band The Blues Brothers. 24 00:01:32.879 --> 00:01:34.920 It' s incognito. If you work there, the last thing you 25 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:42.040 want is to be recognized and there' s the guy playing there being muzzles 26 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:46.400 for much less that this killed himself kurk Vein. And it improves what is 27 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:51.400 in Telecinco, because you have seen men women and vice versa, you have 28 00:01:52.400 --> 00:02:02.400 seen what cleavages and they and them. Eh, but let' s not 29 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:06.120 blame him all the Tele Five that the country is as it is, because 30 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:07.840 no, that is, what we can expect from Spain, a country in 31 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:12.159 which I contract more durations the test, uh, that is, a country 32 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:15.360 in which miners are forced to lock up in the mines, lock up in 33 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:21.159 the mines, that is, how the serious heifer has come down. No, 34 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:23.719 we don' t have to start, we have to start to put 35 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:24.280 it a little bit of value that here, in Spain, we are not 36 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:27.879 to be brave. No, not here when we have a problem with someone, 37 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:29.879 you don' t solve it face- to- face. No. 38 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:34.159 No, and if you look face to face with much you tell him um 39 00:02:34.199 --> 00:02:38.280 because they' re holding me that if you' re not alone when I 40 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:39.960 catch you, I' m here more caught tell me now. In other 41 00:02:39.960 --> 00:02:44.680 words, if the avengers had been recorded in Spain, the resentful would have 42 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:46.400 been entitled. That' s not where we went. We love it and 43 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:50.719 from behind, just from behind. I am sure that when the rulers of 44 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.039 Spain meet with the rulers of the United Kingdom to discuss the issue of Gibraltar, 45 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:58.520 in the end we will be afraid of what you wanted from Gibraltar. 46 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:07.560 Not sure, we didn' t say anything to us, but you texted 47 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:09.879 us on the phone. No, they' re the way it goes. 48 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.639 Hey, now it' s been the boy. He picks up my phone 49 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:15.960 at once and he doesn' t. Ah well, nothing we leave, 50 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:19.680 nothing, because until then English, until then and as they are leaving and 51 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:31.599 Gibraltar says to the Spanish, what if hais has not seemed hi Gibraltar Spanish, 52 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:36.120 not that it will take to pass bus the same noise or something. 53 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:39.319 Ah, well, we' re leaving again, so long English, see 54 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:43.280 you later, when you' re going eh English? Bastard, I greet 55 00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:46.280 the champion, because we' re going behind. We have to go face 56 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:50.319 to face with anyone, we beat anyone in Europe or the Germans too, 57 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:53.560 but they are the best in Europe. Don' t believe it. It 58 00:03:53.599 --> 00:03:54.800 ' s not like I don' t get German in Germany. In Germany 59 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:59.439 we charge twice as much as in Spain. What do you care if you 60 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.520 don' t know, you earn them what you earn and you go on 61 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:05.719 vacation to Mallorca, or don' t fuck with me. In Spain we 62 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:09.400 won half, but we' re going on vacation to Cancun with two balls. 63 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:14.439 Eh ah, it' s not like in Germany we get beer this 64 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:18.040 big and you don' t miss the lid. In Germany we can go 65 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:25.120 on the highways to 200 and in Spain already, but they take away points. 66 00:04:25.199 --> 00:04:35.519 It hasn' t been taken to my grandmother today, but poor. 67 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:39.360 My grandmother has never left Valladolid. He' s got a speed record in 68 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.920 ten provinces. That' s in the hall of a in de Albacete, 69 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:45.519 they put her in, they call her at the residence. Yeah. But 70 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.480 in Germany we are governed by a great statesman, Angela Merkel, and in 71 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:55.480 Spain also not by Angela Merkel. Not seriously, but to stand up is 72 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:59.120 one thing and criticize so freely another that here we are very poquitic criticism, 73 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.000 that is, look at it gray, that only come to Spain to party 74 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:03.839 and to get drunk if you went you spill mus to Ireland to improve the 75 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:09.040 English, eh that is. It has never been the case that a Spanish 76 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:13.360 who goes from the mons to Ireland comes speaking English. You' re just 77 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:18.000 coming with a Spanish pawn. We didn' t get together with the Irish 78 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:20.160 to teach them tacos and then an Irishman came on vacation to Madrid. You 79 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:24.199 don' t know where the Prado Museum is going, but you know perfectly 80 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:28.040 well you have to shit in the whore, eh no, but you just 81 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:30.800 come to let them keep coming. If we' re ruining your English, 82 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:33.360 that is, to improve your English, you' re going to take an 83 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:36.519 Erasmus to come back to get it, criticize for criticizing. It' s 84 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:41.040 not like Latinos just come to Spain to pound and pound and pound. If 85 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:54.160 you went to Cuba to see cathedrals under Juanillo' s eye, he went 86 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:58.560 from the mons to Ireland. It came badly, that is, I drank 87 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.600 before, because then I drank more hurt wine with the women because the Irish 88 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:06.560 rejected them and they didn' t talk about it reject you and you' 89 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:10.120 re like an Irish woman rejecting you. There' s nothing harder, and 90 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:13.759 the guy' s coming in on his ass now and he' s got 91 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:15.279 some kind of dyslexic drunkenness. It' s five o' clock in the 92 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:17.120 morning, when all the girls in the club have turned him down, he 93 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:25.360 steps down half the track and starts putting that country in, but all the 94 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.759 whores are women and he' s going to see Juanillo to see if what 95 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:29.160 you' ve wanted to say is that all the women are whores. I 96 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:30.959 find that very offensive. And if what you mean is that all prostitutes are 97 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:40.759 women, some surprise you take, but you' ve already paid for it 98 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:49.920 and you eat it. Eh jabla would be We have to forgive Juanillo everything, 99 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:53.639 because he has shown me that being simple, we go further. He 100 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:56.040 ' s a simple guy, but he always beats you. On the first 101 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:58.040 day he went he touched me next to him and the waiter comes with the 102 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:02.360 prawns. He leaves a little plate next door with the boss' s envelope, 103 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:05.240 and this is about. It' s a wipe for the prawns. 104 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:10.759 They' re not wet, the prawns aren' t. It' s 105 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:15.360 not for the hands, they don' t have hands. The prawns don 106 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.399 ' t see gentleman, it' s for you to clean up after eating 107 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:21.639 the prawns. Oh, you don' t want me to get smudged You 108 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:25.000 ' re serious. Being simple, you go further. Check. We guys 109 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:29.399 have always been so simple that we' ve been messing around for years and 110 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:30.439 we haven' t solved it. I mean, we' ve already been 111 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:33.399 overtaken by everyone in every country, I mean, the Italians are a better 112 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:36.079 league because they have more lip, the French are a better league because they 113 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:41.399 ' re more romantic. Africans are better off, because for obvious reasons we 114 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:46.399 have spent years, years already choosing the wrong time of the night to flirt 115 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:47.000 then at five o' clock in the morning. I give myself up and 116 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:51.959 there you no longer know how you smell at five in the morning and no 117 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:57.279 longer on the outside inside you know how your soul smells eh, because at 118 00:07:57.279 --> 00:07:59.720 five in the morning your stomach is fighting with everything they' ve brought that 119 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:01.399 night and a normal night' s party. I' m sure what' 120 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:05.360 s come in, or it' s five pinchitos, seven beers, two 121 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:07.199 shots of herbs, a little burbony, six without thonic, as it is. 122 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:11.079 And it' s very responsible so that all that doesn' t fall 123 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:15.920 empty you' ve eaten a spicy one you think it has going out so 124 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:20.920 that someone alive is near without getting musty and plant you advance the brave girl 125 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:28.600 and you start going blah blah? Will you look With the first bo the 126 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:41.960 girl already speaks Turkish and you still brave blah? Bla? Bla? Bla? 127 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:46.080 Bla? With the second po the girl already wears a camped suit and 128 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:50.240 starts spinning and you continue brave blah? Bla? Bla? Bla? Bla? 129 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:54.519 Look there at the girl with the glasses tarnished, tears, falling, 130 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:58.399 please, someone mash me, but quickly, not like this one who is 131 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:03.919 doing it little by little and follow the blah blah? Bla? Bla? 132 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:05.480 Bla? So much for singing to the fountain that in the end, then 133 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:11.440 blah blah? Bla? Blau? You have to distract your attention in order 134 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:22.559 to solve this problem. M j jaaa. Na No. No, no, 135 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:28.039 no, no, nothing, the ah no ah no. He was 136 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:39.399 a going taste the same now as before. Hahahahahahaha, it' s more 137 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:41.080 I' ve had someone going that I' ve done better the second. 138 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:43.600 I' m saying yes now Look, it' s not going to gurgle 139 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.320 It' s going to get him out for spice. How nice, what 140 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:50.799 a desire to eat now, uh serious, being simple is good. I 141 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.200 mean, being simple is good. If the simpler we are, the better. 142 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:58.440 Our relationship with you. In other words, there is no healthier relationship 143 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.960 between the male and the female sex than that of a mother with her child. 144 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:05.879 There you have the level of demand. Here' s your boy. 145 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:09.720 Today, sleep well eats and shit ask me. That' s a couple 146 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:13.679 relationship and I' m your ideal man, but then you start demanding things 147 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:16.399 and you get there to demand that you go the same thing one day. 148 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:18.200 You walk with your girl down the street, meet with a friend, start 149 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:22.559 between the two of you talking and you are, first of all as a 150 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.960 spectator. But then it' s how your girl starts telling her friend bad 151 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:31.039 things about you being you. So, then, when I' m not 152 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:35.399 going to tell you, in fact, start saying some things that you and 153 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:37.919 you say, but I' m not going to see if I' m 154 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:39.720 not, I' m imagining it. I mean, you see in a 155 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:43.840 window and he says pussy, because I see myself, he' s got 156 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:45.840 to see me now, too. This one' s good, this one, 157 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:46.840 he' s out there all day partying with Juanillo, all day standing 158 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:48.919 there with him. Hey, and the toilet cup doesn' t know it 159 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:50.799 ' s got a lid, it never goes down. And at work, 160 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.200 as you see he' s late he always sleeps well, well, good, 161 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:56.559 good, well, well, let him say bad things. Tell your 162 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:03.519 friend here, tell her how, uh, how. I mean, I 163 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:05.440 ask for a family pizza to come home and the empano look like uh, 164 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:09.639 like cao, tell her like shit, uh, well, the lid isn 165 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:11.759 ' t that you don' t put it down that doesn' t close. 166 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:22.840 Hey. Yeah, imagine after a pasty tread, then concrete beams and 167 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:26.720 tell him how I sleep? How do I sleep? Hey, sleep? 168 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:28.679 Well, look, this week I fell asleep three times while we were making 169 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:31.440 love. Three, uh, three, two have been two, so, 170 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:33.960 look, I fell asleep twice while we were making love. And from what 171 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:41.799 you see once while I was really jerking off, uh the simple, well, 172 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:43.799 I mean, we' re gonna enjoy the relationship more, so we 173 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:46.759 ' re simple and it' s really great, look, we have to 174 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:50.159 end that sex war that exists because, besides, it' s clear that 175 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:54.080 you won it years ago and this looks very clear in the couple' s 176 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:58.480 reaction through the mobile phone, because look, you can be calling your girl 177 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:03.919 thirty- five times on the phone without me answering that thirty- six is 178 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:16.759 going to take you off with your naturality. Yeah, yeah, no, 179 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:20.200 yeah, I haven' t been calling you since Tuesday and you hear Thursday, 180 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:24.559 or you don' t know that I had it in my purse in 181 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:28.600 Silence and then of course I called you the Pintalabians true, but you don 182 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:31.120 ' t have the balls to reveal yourself, because you know what the order 183 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:33.639 is, you know what the chain of command is. Now, now, 184 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:43.159 do not want God, do not God that someday you are the One who 185 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.919 does not answer her. Don' t want God, you who carry the 186 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:50.919 phone to find out when he already calls you that you have the polydore so 187 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:52.679 strong that dogs bark in Palencia. If your name is calling you, are 188 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:56.519 there already globbitor of colors, on the way to the sky that calls you 189 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:56.759 already looks so strong that it can throw you to the ground? I mean, 190 00:12:56.799 --> 00:13:01.240 God forbid, someday you take your phone out of your pocket, say 191 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:09.559 a loss of yours, no or wait, wait, you' ve been 192 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:13.480 gone two minutes. I' m returning the call that I' m sure 193 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.360 you understand, that' s you waiting with pressure and what you' re 194 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:20.879 in is but why we haven' t picked up the phone. But, 195 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:24.000 honey, it was two minutes ago, and I' m doing it by 196 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.480 watching the call. And what are you doing those two minutes so important that 197 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:31.840 you couldn' t answer, because look is actually spinning around with the car. 198 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:48.639 It is that I went with Juanillo in the car and we have turned 199 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:54.399 ah Juanillo, we are always Juanillo, all Juaniño here, juani Yo there, 200 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:56.240 juan and I this, Juan and the other. What happens if Juanillo 201 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:58.879 took you out of a window you go behind, man he' s out 202 00:13:58.879 --> 00:14:09.120 asking for the car and or he doesn' t give ah. Don' 203 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:11.159 t look for the complicated, don' t look for the ideal. The 204 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:15.960 ideal is not what you seek, because the perfect man exists, but the 205 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:20.399 woman willing to change him also enjoy the simple. That we' re simple 206 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:24.399 is very good, because that facilitates the couple' s reaction. So, 207 00:14:24.399 --> 00:14:26.519 you' ll always know how we are, it' s how these people 208 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:31.279 in the state of Facebook are like very clear that it puts you watching the 209 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:37.720 rain fall through the window on a fall afternoon, open it and jump you 210 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.720 see it, you perceive it. So, seriously, being simple is very 211 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:43.720 good. If you ever ask us what' s wrong with you and we 212 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:48.399 answer, nothing happens to me. It' s just that nothing' s 213 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:50.360 wrong with me, I just feel weird about you, because you' ve 214 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:52.120 lost my team, but nothing' s wrong with me. I mean, 215 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:56.360 we' re ever sitting with you on the couch and you see how we 216 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:58.440 get up and you ask us where you' re going and we answer you. 217 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.879 It' s just that net being alone, I just need to be 218 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:05.480 alone. Nothing else, I mean, I' m not replanting my relationship 219 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:09.720 with you, let alone my sexuality, that' s to say, I 220 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:20.279 want to fart at ease and if you ever ask us, if you ever 221 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:22.360 ask us where you want, to go on vacation and we answer you. 222 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:28.120 Wherever you want the sky, because we don' t give a damn. 223 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:31.360 We just want to rest a few days with you, because we love you 224 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:33.879 so much and because in the end let' s say what we say, 225 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:39.159 we' re going wherever you want the sky? If as a couple we 226 00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:41.480 are simple and we complicate the lives of singles. I' m sure you 227 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:45.320 ' ve ever had a single friend of these who, as the story tells 228 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.440 you, even make you want to break his mouth this one that' s 229 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:52.240 a day out of partying with you and hooks up with a very pretty girl, 230 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:56.919 what' s called a pibon and goes home, home with the tibon 231 00:15:56.919 --> 00:16:00.480 do things that are done with a pivot in your house. And the next 232 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:03.759 day he comes and says good. You think I' m going with the 233 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:15.559 girl to this house yesterday. We had sex and he wanted to stay to 234 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:22.039 sleep. You may have seen without shame, but let' s see if 235 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:23.879 you' re ready. I have a heart if the girl, after getting 236 00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:26.279 laid, wants to stay to sleep, because she stays to sleep now in 237 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:30.840 the morning. He' s taking someone else. Uh, because sex for 238 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.480 a bachelor has to be like water for a dromedary. I mean, drink 239 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:37.399 everything you can drink, you never know when you' re gonna be able 240 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:42.039 to drink again. I mean, I' ve had single times. Look 241 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:52.840 at a thirst, a thirst, a thirst, and I remember nights at 242 00:16:53.080 --> 00:17:00.000 home drinking only that my drinking arm hurt already. The last girl I' 243 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.720 d ever had a drink with goes with nostalgia. I say God how we 244 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:06.720 drank that night. We drank from the front, drank from the back. 245 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:19.599 He drank at night. Not anymore if you' ve ever had a friend 246 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:22.799 of these bachelors, if you' ve been willing to give it back to 247 00:17:23.160 --> 00:17:26.680 him, he can be returned, because there' s nothing far away gives 248 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:29.880 a bachelor more than one day a friend of his. I invited him to 249 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:33.720 dinner with his girl, I mean, you go to dinner with another couple 250 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:36.920 you say let' s go to this thing that you do out of compassion 251 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:40.240 or to fuck with my life, because if it' s a couple that 252 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:42.960 takes little time, well because they' re still getting to know each other, 253 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:42.960 they tell jokes, thank you, they' re nice, they' 254 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:47.119 re still in that farce truth. But if it' s a couple that 255 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:48.799 takes time, you' re not going to have dinner with them, you 256 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.720 ' re going to see how they argue. And that starts with French hints, 257 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:56.160 with second ones. But that already derives in insults and insult from one, 258 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:59.119 insult from the other, insult from one insult from the other, that 259 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:00.599 is, they will insult that you are already like the one who is watching 260 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:03.640 a tennis game without laying the rules, saying for this that ends up in 261 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.640 a pitbull fight and you already take refuge in your pasta dish, because I, 262 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:10.680 like here crouched and see if when my girlfriend meets a friend, I 263 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:15.400 disappear eh and not suddenly they get you told by the bride to your friend 264 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:21.400 and to you how it seems to you what your friend does. I was 265 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:25.880 happy with my macaroni of what you want me to say, whatever you say. 266 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:27.039 You' re sold. I mean, if you' re in favor 267 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.559 of your friend, your friend' s gonna be mad,' cause he 268 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:32.759 broke the peer pact. And if you favor your friend, she' s 269 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:34.839 gonna be mad at you and she' s not gonna let him go out 270 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:38.279 with you anymore, because you have to be conciliatory. Says man, is 271 00:18:38.319 --> 00:18:44.720 that your uncle sometimes passes and you understand him has his stuff, so yeah, 272 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:47.880 hey don' t lower the lid. To good. If it doesn 273 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:52.400 ' t close, it doesn' t close. It' s true that 274 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:53.960 very much to leave. Over there. But hey boy, he' s 275 00:18:53.960 --> 00:18:56.799 good at the truth out there. It' s true that last week he 276 00:18:56.839 --> 00:19:00.839 had a hard time with your sister, it' s true. But since 277 00:19:00.920 --> 00:19:04.400 he eats eh and shits eh, he' s not a show anymore. 278 00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:07.920 Look here the only thing we' re gonna do in this situation. If 279 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:11.799 you get one of these drunks, tea you go for peteneras, you get 280 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:14.799 drunk. You' re happy. However, eye after drunkenness, because all 281 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:17.200 comedians will be very much the subject of alcohol, of drinking, of getting 282 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:22.759 drunk. We have a good understanding. But we' ve missed a part, 283 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:29.279 that is, the hangover, what it' s about, I mean, 284 00:19:29.400 --> 00:19:32.119 there' s inculcated stuff out there that they say is about dehydration with 285 00:19:32.119 --> 00:19:33.319 what I' ve been drinking. I mean, you know the liquid that 286 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:37.640 I' ve ingested I' ve ingested how it' s going to be 287 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:40.039 by dehydration, I mean, I mean, how can it be that you 288 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:44.319 ' re at five o' clock in the morning you want to be God, 289 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:48.119 I mean, you' re dancing all the songs, you' re 290 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:49.839 singing all the songs, you' re singing up to songs that you know, 291 00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:49.960 you' re even putting the shit in everything that moves around the bar. 292 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:52.559 You' ve put your nose twice to a friend of yours already, 293 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:57.440 and the second time, because you' ve even got your back on the 294 00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:00.039 street, running with other drunkards, someone who' s drunk faster on the 295 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:03.480 planet. I mean, how can it be that you lie on the bed, 296 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:08.000 uh being God and you get up as raped by satan already, that 297 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:11.559 is, you get up as if you had run the Tour de France without 298 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:15.200 Sillin with a crown of thorns saying but what happened here those seven hours that 299 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.839 was in bed. But if you' re that seven hours I' ve 300 00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:22.799 been good, I' ve been a saint, snow drunk, I haven 301 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:22.799 ' t smoked, I don' t do drugs. I didn' t 302 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:26.920 pray when I got in. I mean, this is because I think it 303 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:33.279 ' s due to a few little beings called the hangover dwarfs. The senaditos 304 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:37.839 of the hangover are like the smurfs, but they smell of tobacco and they 305 00:20:37.839 --> 00:20:41.359 will suck that when you get into bed, they come attracted to the smell 306 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:44.480 of the claw and start to provoke the effects of the hangover, of what 307 00:20:44.519 --> 00:20:47.119 is a bad drunkenness, since one goes towards your head and start to find 308 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:51.079 a very good hammer that they have, not to wake you up, but 309 00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:53.160 so that the next day you are doubting if your brain is an l and 310 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:56.400 your skull a m e. Others go to your body and ask you to 311 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:00.799 kick and push so that it hurts a little bit like pa you think doubting 312 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:04.119 if you have slept on the mattress or on the thermomix. Others sneak into 313 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:08.240 your pants, grab your mobile phone, and start calling an ex- girlfriend 314 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:18.000 of yours like impersonating you as they do with fear. They make him afraid 315 00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:22.480 like with drunk mode like there or being wrong, I still want to. 316 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.319 Then there are others that go to your neck and start pinching you to get 317 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:32.279 a purple out here and your girlfriend thinks how I do with another. Hey. 318 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.240 Well, me. The hangovers have gotten me to shit in my pants 319 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:40.880 and my mother didn' t believe me to be little dwarf dinners, children 320 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:44.119 of your tea, ygo hascarao. Mom believed me for years about the wise 321 00:21:44.119 --> 00:22:07.519 men who put her in one night. Please, thank you very much.