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How so, yeah, everything the
light touches Simba. You know I got

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I can say something controversial. Have
you heard of the inward Simba? Have

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I have? I the giddiness the
lion in the African Sahara would have would

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have heard the N word at all? The inward is Uh, it's astonishing.

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I think. I don't think it's
impossible. It's not impossible. It's

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highly improbable. What year does that
I would just take place? Because that

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mighte get take place take place?
Like it's it's such a wide rage.

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I have never that is that is
sincerely an amazing question. I have never

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once thought about, like what like
when the Lion King takes place? Because

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there's no reason fourteen it could be
fourteen hundreds or yesterday. That is yeah,

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because I'm just like, okay,
if it knows the N word,

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at least we have somewhat of a
range. Now we have a range for

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when it could take place, because
like, yeah, it was the in

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word. It's definitely, it's it's
definitely after two thousand and two. Yeah,

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absolutely, it's said in the So
somebody wrote that fucking movie to be

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said in the future. So it's
the twenty four Actually there's actually a highly

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discussed topic on Reddit. This is
this. They have quite a big reddit.

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Oh no ship here, I mean
I guess yeah, reddit. If

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it's it's pretty interesting if the talk
comes to a fucking glue though. Yeah,

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no one has any clue because there's
no there is no references. Well,

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the Lion King two does have a
reference to Exon mobile. I don't

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know if you're seriously, I don't
believe you. Hold on, wait,

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hold on, hold on. Lion
King two gas station scene. Isn't that

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like when he goes to Japan.
It's called like Lion King two Simbas Simba

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spies or something. But yeah,
yeah, wait, so he commits.

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Wait wait I never thought about it, but but I haven't paid it up

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yet. Wait you can't commit,
You can't up yet, you can't wait

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wait hold you imagine seeing a lion
committing. That would be whoa. That's

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so that I would I would die
happy. I think if I saw that,

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I would just keep quiet. I
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I would not say a word.
I would not move a muscle. I

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would just look the watch, and
then you got to take it and digest.

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You're like, whoa? I would
get out of there soon as the

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guts are entirely out of his stomach. I'm running away, like imagining fumbling

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with the sword with its pause really
like, and who's doing it to me?

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Who's who's? Usually they cut your
head off at the end, right,

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usually cut your head off at the
end of the at the end of

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it, like usually they'll you'll,
you'll, you'll, you'll what is it,

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you'll impale yourself or whatever, you'll
disembowel yourself, and then usually there'll

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be people there to cut your head
off at the end, if if they'll,

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if it's, who would be the
person to so it would? What

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it is is because he's an animal, he can't really have another person.

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What do I imagine it is?
He spooks himself and then he falls over

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and then his head pops off like
a lego. Oh, it just does

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very clean, Yeah, like very
cleanly and very underwhelming, just a little.

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I can imagine rakishi, a refreaky
not rakishi. What am I thinking

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of? Yeah, yeah, refreaking
I'm thinking of. Wait, isn't it

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refreakyak close? I just added like
a letter freaky? Definitely different, It's

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definitely it's better. Derek's brain Derek's
brain is so poison that he added a

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hard r to Rafiki's. I mean, he's just he's just like, he's

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just horny. I mean, isn't
he already horny in the original? Not

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at all. He does he does
nothing sexual ever, if I remember correctly,

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he's trying to seduce Simba the entire
movie, Like I thought, that's

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the point of his arm. Yeah, there's a scene. There is a

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scene of him fucking a frog in
the woods. If you remember that scene,

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it's like right in the middle of
the movie. It's right after him.

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It's right after Simba grows up and
and they're eating the bugs with their

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hokuna. They're doing the hakuna matata
thing on the on the log, and

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then it smashed cuts to Rafiki fucking
a frog vigorously in the woods with no

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very little audio. It's just it's
just wet, slapping audio, and then

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it cuts back to hakuna matata.
They fixed that in the theatrical and the

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director's cut it in there, but
in the theatrical release they took it out

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because they felt like it was maybe
too much interesting. So that was actually

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a part of the movie and not
one of those like you know how those

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guys kept sneaking in subliminal shit like
that was just actually a part of the

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movie, Like, yeah, it
was, It was a part of the

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movie. It was a ten I
believe, if I recall correctly, it

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was it was either ten seconds or
fifteen minutes. I can't exactly remember,

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but it was right in the middle
of the Uh. He's looking directly into

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the lids too. He's just he's
just fucking Yeah. It was, it's

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it's it was a choice. But
you know, The Lion King is.

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The Lion King is a classic for
many many reasons. It's because they had

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really really really brave artists with with
a really distinct vision working on that film,

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and you know, the rest is
history, exactly. How about anyway,

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Look, there's is there is there? Is there anything to talk about?

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Is there anything going on in the
news? I feel like nothing.

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There's a lot of games related stuff, a lot of studios being shut down.

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Tango Game Works is gone, which
is a shame because they just they

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just made one of my favorite games
probably ever, and now they're gone.

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So I guess that's whatever. That's
that's the nature of the business. I

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guess everything you think if you're in
the games intry, get the fuck out.

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I mean that might not be bad
advice. I mean it might at

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least have a fall at least have
a backup, you know, like something

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fall back on it. People always
say shit like that, and I'm usually

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the person that's like, man,
shut the fuck up, just go for

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broke. But if you're in the
game industry, I think that's actually a

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very good idea. Unfortunately, my
jobs, unfortunately, unfortunately, jobs are

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not look jobs are not relationships.
It's not unethical to be talking to somebody

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else on the side in this context, you know, like you just you

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always gotta like headge your bets,
have something because especially in the games industry,

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maybe because like you could you could
put out a master like a masterclass

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in game design with with high fi
and then just be fucking massacred by like

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the biggest company in the world.
So, like you, there's no there's

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no safety anymore, at least at
the very least, be prepared if your

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company gets absorbed into a larger one, you know, right like Microsoft's like,

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oh, well we're gonna we're gonna
integret immediately, find look for another

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job, immediately start Yeah, oh
I'm not. I'm not gonna be second.

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The second Microsoft buys you quit,
take your money, pocket the money,

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the money, and run. It's
just spread out of the building,

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just like have another avenue ready because
they're very likely going to quifire you.

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So I'm so fucked, I you
know, and it's not like it even

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the thing they didn't annoy so fucking
stupid. I can't I can't stand.

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I can't stand this ship. Dude. Uh. I just want to have

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good things. And then like every
time I'm looking into gaming side of things,

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it's just been a bunch of bad
ship. Now. I don't know

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if it's because that also gets the
most views and so people are like really

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looking for bad stuff. But then
I feel like this bad stuff has just

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been happening, like even you know, did you guys talk about Oh my

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god, what the name? Just
it literally just left my uh uh,

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what is it? Oh my god, what is it? Torfic? I

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can't what is it? A fuck? Oh my god, I can't believe

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that, dude, I'm having I'm
sorry, I have no idea. I

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didn't even have a slight idea of
what you were building towards from done.

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I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're

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gonna help. We're gonna help Derek
through this trying time. I'm not gonna

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Openhim'm gonna watch so this. Do
you ever do one of those things where

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you're thinking of something and another name
pops in place of it and it sucks

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up what you were originally trying to
find? Plenty of times. No,

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yeah, I'm looking. I'm looking
for porn, and all of a sudden

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I think Dick and like, oh
man, I got Dick of Minsile.

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Watch on Gate porn. Hey when
that happens, bro, dude, you

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watch it to completion? What the
whole gay pool? Move the completion?

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Dude? You get one of the
plot based ones too. So it's like

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another forty five minutes a night just
watching these two dudes fall in love.

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That's crazy. Uh hold on,
I can't fucking believe this happened, you

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know you? Okay? So let
me that it starts with the tea.

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There's a there's a name right now
that's in my head and I can't find

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the real head that one. The
name right now is turf Oled right now

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in my head. What do they
do? So okay, so it's a

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I think it's okay. So this
is the thing. You guys know about

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this. It's an extraction shooter and
they've just been getting a bunch of ship

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for having these hard Jesus Christ,
thank you, thank you. See it's

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gone out. This that's the problem. It fucking it's I was like,

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I know that's not right. And
then the next thing that happened was tur

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Rok was getting in my head and
I'm like, I know that's not right.

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I was like, so I I
just I wanted to try to work

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it out, but when you're on
the spot like this, it's hard.

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It's hard to work shit out like
that. Yeah, yeah, I got

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anyway. But okay, So yeah, I did hear about that Tarkov thing.

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I didn't look super into it because
I just don't give a shit about

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Tarkov, but I knew that it
was not great. And then the hell

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Divers thing happened as well that day. Least back down, right, Sony,

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Sony, backdown Finally, Yeah,
yeah, they did, they know.

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It's it's kind of stupid that.
Yeah, in the first place,

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I was looking at that a little
bit, the tarkofv thing. I looked

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into it more just the packs,
and it was it was kind of insane.

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I've never I've never seen packs that
Now maybe this is just me not

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being that deep of a gamer,
but I've never seen packs that were that

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like big. There was like upwards
two fifty. There was one that was

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like a thing over like two hundred
bucks or something, and I think one

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of them was supposed to give you
the PvE version of the game, but

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it was like, you know,
long story short, eventually you were supposed

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to be able to you get the
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you know, the everything else that
comes with it, and like you're

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gonna get the DLC that comes with
it when it rolls out, and they

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were trying to say this PvE isn't
DLC, so it's not free. You

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need to get this. It was
the whole fucking thing, and it was

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it was really disappointing to see like
a company like that trying to do some

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shit that was kind of worse than
some of the stuff you would see like

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a Ubisoft. Dude, it was
actually really kind of interesting, you know,

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because I know, but I guess, what do you do? Man?

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The fucking what do you do.
At this point, you're just gonna

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be greedy people get there's I guess
people's got to vote with their dollars.

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That's all they can do. But
it never seems to work out though.

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It always seems like there's enough whales
in Krakens to line their pockets. So

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it kind of like doesn't work out
that way where you have a lot of

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people like I'm not gonna buy this, and then they'll release the Ultimate Diamond

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Pack that's like fucking five hundred thousand
dollars and some piece of shit would actually

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buy it. They're like, oh, well, there you go. They

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just made up a lot of money
that other people were boycotting, and it's

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just like it's ship like that,
you know, So I guess we just

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beat up rich people? Is that
it is that you feel stupid? You

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feel dumb? Yeah? Should we
just go around to be rich people?

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Is that we're supposed to do?
Except for if you're one of a rich

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fan of ours, you know,
like I love you and you know you

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can donate yea to our pat Well, we don't have any rich fans.

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All of our fans are homeless,
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the same. We really really we
cater to the worst demographic possible. Let's

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make a show that that appeals exclusively
to the people who can't listen to it.

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God, I would love to be
I would love to be in the

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in the boardroom for like to hear
that pitch from like an authentic person,

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like from an authentic perspective, like
I want to make a show that is

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that really appeals to the homeless.
You're in, You're in like fucking Netflix's

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boardroom or whatever you like to watch. I don't know, but if they

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do, I haven't thought that far. I think they'll they'll find it.

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I think they do. Watch it
break let's go, they break it.

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They'll watch it through people's windows.
They'll stay outside of the windows all they're

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watching it. They'll be like,
Wow, I get home. They got

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really hope, they got to really
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But let's move on to some questions
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talk about. A lot of it's
gaming related, and like, I don't

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know, I spend so much time
talking about that ship this week on Sacred

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That's so dumb. That's pretty That
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like a like a not a Honeymooners, but like a fucking Abbott and Costello

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joke. Hi, I'm Private Anderson
Privates and these are my privates. That's

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so stupid. Question Hi, funk
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they're since they're musically inclined unlike Swen, was curious if you guys could break

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down the distinction between singles, EPs, LPs and regular albums. How do

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these? How do these get formed? Slash classified Thanks for all the laughs,

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I'll shut up and listen now.
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I wasn't sure what the difference between
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particular, it all derived from records, Vinyl records back in the day.

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That's where all the classifications started.
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mistaken. A EP is a extended
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usually about four songs, four to
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a long play and they are about
ten to like twelve or fifteen songs.

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I'm mistaken. And then there's obviously
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behind the studio, and it's that
simple pretty much from mistaken. Yeah,

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and there's records which are singles as
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albums are also records as well too
well. So that's just kind of been

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like a little bit of confusion because
a record is supposed to be because a

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record is just a record. It
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the vinyl records. There's all these
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when you got to because CDs you're
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most people didn't do singles CDs.
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it doesn't it doesn't translate well,
and like it did back in that you

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can find a ton of single records. You can find a bunch of EPs

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like all that shit, Like you
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And uh, but yeah, his
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one thing is I don't really see
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unless you're doing a concept album,
I don't really see the benefit of dropping

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an album anymore. I really don't
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everything streamer streaming based, you get
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percent. That's why you see a
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a lot of people releasing one to
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it's just completely inflating the numbers because
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count as a play. Just listen
to streamer for thirty seconds. A lot

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of people kind of don't listen to
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lot of people don't have the free
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of Spotify, for example, where
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So it's one of those things where
it's like you kind of it just it

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shuffles everything. It shuffles the artist's
catalog if you have a fever, so

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and then you can only skip six
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or something or something like that.
There's heavy restrictions. And also it doesn't

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even show you top brother. It
doesn't even show you the top songs that

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they have, you know, like
it showed I forgot about that. I've

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I let it run out for a
while and then I was like I can't

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do this, you know, like
I was like, I'm not gonna pay

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for this sh it anymore. And
then it went out and it's like you

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can't even see the top like,
oh, here's the most top streams and

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ship and I'm like, what what
the fuck is this? Like they restrict

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the most basic stuff. But anyway, yeah, but yeah, that's pretty

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much all the stuff. I I
think releasing an EP EPs are great.

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I think like five songs releasing something
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Obviously, concept albums are the what I

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don't do the that's like my most
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I would you know, you can't
do a conbob in five songs. You

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don't need like a fucking like a
ten song thing. I can like say,

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this band, spirit Box, they
just put out an EP and it's

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just the concept of dying and death. Yeah, and they just dropped They

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just dropped an EP I think late
last year or earlier this year, I

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can't remember, but it's like six
songs and it's just all about like you

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know, I think it's just like
passing over or something experiencing death. So

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it worked, It worked really well. But like I would say six six

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is a good it feels like three
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the kind of concept is this unless
they're those extremely long songs. I found

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out about EPs when I was like
nineteen. I had no clue they were

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before that. I was like,
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people had music, and I was
found out that there was EP's and I

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was like, oh, these are
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all. Yeah. The one thing
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because there's mixtapes also, mixtapes aren't
pretty much. Lpis well mixtapes, no

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mixtapes or or mixtapes are specifically you
like I would say ninety nine percent of

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the time royalty free beats that you
you can't sell, so you slap together

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yes, yes, you're right,
yes about that. You just slapped together

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a mixtape and then you just here
you go and then you throw it out

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there, which, uh, that's
the kind of ship that I did,

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because I was like, I only
I've only bought two beats ever, and

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well license, I've only licensed two
beats, and I'm like I can use

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them commercially, and I'm like,
this fucking sucks. I don't like paying

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for beats, you know. Yeah, it's got a ship anyway, Yeah,

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anyway, So that's that's the distinction. Hope, we hope we can

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educate you in the music industry as
we are all as we are all qualified

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to do. Clearly, Uh says
hello fire by all common grab and DP.

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I don't know what any of this
means. I was the fighting terms

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right, my first time patron here
and shout out to Sinna for putting me

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on nice, I shout out,
man, I fucking look, word of

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mouth. There's nothing cooler than word
of mouth to me, Like, is

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that real? Sin, it's pretty
big, I don't think. I don't

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know. I'm fascinating. I'm I'm
fascinated by that. If that's if that's

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if that's true, dope welcome.
Yeah, I don't know. She's not

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following any of us, So like, I don't know, but that's that's

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pretty sick. That's pretty that's true. Then that's pretty sick. Word about

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the person. Yeah. Uh anyway, Pifi writes in if at your next

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live show, the audience only consisted
of unattended prep besting children who were singing

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the and spouting in jokes, so
they were undeniably there for you, how

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would you be re evaluating your content
and online presence? Thank you for making

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my work day significantly more bearable.
Let me tell you something I would immediately.

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I would immediately start taking every single
possible brand deal, regardless, I'm

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gonna sell so much garbage to you
kids, it's unbelievable and be like,

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oh, Cocoa Melon season ninety eight
or whatever the fuck. Or I don't

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know Fisher prices, I don't,
I don't if Fisher price even exists anymore?

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Do kids play there. Do babies
play with toys or do they just

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like slap an iPad in front of
you the second you're born? I will

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say, I will say every time
I'm in publicly, I can't remember seeing

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a physical toy anymore. And I
do see a fucking an iPad that's playing

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YouTube kids like that is pretty Yeah, it depends. It does definitely don't

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know, but I guess I'm gonna
focus now on it. I'll find out

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that, yeahn has toys. He
definitely plays with toys, and he loves

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toys. You steal them, but
when you you put on well, like

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not anymore. He's not like that
brainwaking coco melon anymore. But like two

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years ago to put on coca melon, he got shot, he put that

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shit on. He's not crying about
being shot anymore. He's focused on the

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TV. It's fucking wild. He
was the iPad. That's less now than

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when he was really little though,
right anymore, Yeah, he's more focused

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on like playing with somebody that's more
fun to him. Mmmm. Okay,

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Well that's good. Sounds like positive, But I feel like that's just kids.

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Because even my niece from New York, she's like six now and she

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wasn't really an iPad kid. Yeah, like I was doing. The parents

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are busy and they need a moment
to breathe because you know, it's being

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a parent. It's a lot of
slot. You know. They were like,

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here, just give me a moment
to do with this because little kids

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are very annoying and a lot to
worry. I mean, being parents,

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not being a parent's feely not that
big of a deal. It's pretty good.

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It's pretty anything to say. It
looks pretty fucking easy to me.

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But yeah, dude, I really, I really don't. Every time somebody

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complains about it's like, oh man, it's so difficult. I'm like,

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it's literally you know, it's such
a small being, like you can handle

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it. Like what's the how what's
the how bad could it possibly be?

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If it really gets really bad,
you could take that that baby in like

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a fight easily. So, like, I just don't understand what the threat

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is. I just I don't think
it's based thin it's a combat based all

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a child that's got gruting a combat? Is that not what I don't understand?

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What do you mean? Yeah?
It is? As it starts crying.

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Remember when I was born. I
remember when I was born and I

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started running to the hospital. I
ran to the door. It was like

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running out. I was like,
I was screaming, and then my dad

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punched me in the top of my
head, like right in the top down.

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Oh wow. And they had to
use like a little yeah, they

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had to use like suction cups to
pull my head back up. Yeah from

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KB but like take that and sorry, so yeah exactly. Yeah. Colaboring

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someone like a dragon ball z over
the top of a bunch to the kid

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that just came up the wound was
crazy to me. They let they still

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let him leave with that child is
nuts. Do you hear about that Nazi

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doctor that did that in the in
the death camps? Like all he did

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was he would like you do that
trick you know when you like pull you

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pull hold out your arm and then
you slap it and do that three sixty

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and then kind of like you know, come back. He comes back around

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like he was just doing that.
It was also it's like a similar Yeah,

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it was essentially that type of ship. Dude. I was like,

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you know, they have like all
that just that possibly for what could he

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possibly have been researching? It was
a slapstick comedy research and they're trying to

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see like if if it was a
funny of the time like it like this

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is continue Yeah, that they were
all tweaking like they they like they were

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all the fun you have to be, you had to be they were to

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do. They'd be such a wild
understatement for the Nazi for the Nazis in

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the nineteen forties, Like, y
know, they were tripping. I want

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that to be how they teach it
in history classes, lack of a better

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term, we're tripping folks. Yeah, like this to ex germinate everybody,

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including Jewish people, Africans, Gypsies
people, almost all the Gypsies literally people

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don't talk about that very much,
but literally almost just also just other Germans

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too, Like they would just be
they would just be like he's Jewish and

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he's like like, what are you
talking about? No, I no,

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i am not. I can't do
the German voices. I'm not both knows

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what I'm related to you nine,
Yeah, I'm literally Steve. My name

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is literally Stephen Hitler. What I'm
Hitler's second cousin, Stephen whatever, you

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know, whatever, get in the
cart, get the cart now whatever you

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indeed anyway, real answer, real
answer. If I found out all my

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audience was kids and our first live
show was just was first of all,

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we'd have to definitely retool the show
uh a little bit, But that would

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honestly be totally fine for me because
I would, I dude, kids entertainment

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is so fucking easy, Like doing
that is such an I would gladly pivot

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immediately to serving that audience because it's
just literally like, what's this color blue?

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And then and that's it, and
then you make like ten times more

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money your advertiser safe. You get
to sell fucking energy drinks that have fucking

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strontium ninety in them to babies and
then they buy it on masks. Did

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you see that thing with Logan Paul
how he's getting sued because he's like his

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energy drink has like pastels in it
or something. I don't even know what

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the fuck was. Something that all
its Prime. It's like the stuff that

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you put I'm not even joking when
I say this. It's the stuff that

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you put on things to make things
waterproof is apparently like in prime. It's

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just Yeah, I would feel like
there's a weird there's a weird period where

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you could roll out a product,
and it doesn't have to be approved by

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like the FDA or anything where I
might have told this story before that Bob

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Marley had these teas, these these
iced teas that came in like a Snapple

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bottle type of thing, and there
was a shit ton of melatonin and I

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didn't notice it until after I drank
it. I slept for fifteen fucking hours

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after I drink the fucking thing,
and I was like, dude, what

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the hell is this? And then
I'm like, oh, there's just and

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then I think, like a couple
of weeks later or something, then they

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just took it out because I think, you though it can't well, it

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can kill you if you fall asleep
while you Yeah, you also have to

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I feel like to overdose on melotonin, you'd have to take a fucking insane

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You have to take so much melatonin
to overdose on melatonin that simply eating that

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much of something would probably kill you
in and of itself. I think,

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like I did, I think so
don't. I really don't know. I

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don't know. Could we get around
this? Guys? We need to start

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thinking because we just started our emerch
We just started our emerch operations. Stark

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Tank touch shop and we we we're
starting with clothes, but maybe we should

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start delving into the world of drinks. And I think I have a great

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name for our next drink immediately,
m we'll call it. We'll just call

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the drink FDA approved. And that's
just that's the name, that's fire.

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That's the name of it. That
it has our logo, but it says

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f d A proved on it.
I'm sick as yeah fd A f yeah,

404
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:18.759
And f d A stands for like
fruit delicious elixir an yeah, yeah,

405
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:26.119
something like fucking delicious awesomeness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking delicious

406
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:37.839
awesomeness approved approved because they can't because
they can't say they can't say that we're

407
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.680
claiming that it's FDA approved. That's
just the creative license of the name,

408
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:45.480
right, like we like anybody with
a reasonable like the the name of the

409
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:48.720
brand. Is it going to be
fd A approved? That's ridiculous, that's

410
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:55.480
you know that. I think we
got something here. I think we think.

411
00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.240
I think I'm gonna have to give
that the logo drawn up. So

412
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.920
so what are so before we continue, what are our flavors going to be?

413
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.440
We should start with like a like
a small line of flavors. I

414
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:11.440
think we start with we start with
flavors and and then we expand. Okay,

415
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:19.519
pissed, definitely pissed. But apple
flavor, it's a pineapple anything what

416
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:26.319
starts with a pineapple? And fuse
sassy sassy syrup. This is really good

417
00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:34.279
syrup, sassy syrup, pineapple.
And we got the N word one,

418
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:41.200
what's inward? Would that be?
Yeah, it would be Derek blocked this

419
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:44.559
out, block this out right now. All right, I'm gonna say one.

420
00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:49.160
I got a good one. Okay, okay, getting nigga. It

421
00:31:49.160 --> 00:32:00.119
would be nigga and it'll be nitro
and fuse grape and good apples gray in

422
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:04.680
good apples. Why would why did
you mention what needs to be blocked out?

423
00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:07.799
I don't get it. No,
the N word in gener because I

424
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:10.799
don't want to get in trouble.
But whatever you do, the hard R

425
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:15.920
do the hard R. It'd be
you can. We can. We can

426
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:19.359
do soft a. Man if there
is a black person on the screen and

427
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:22.680
and the soft a is said the
algorithm, I swear to God the algorithm.

428
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:28.000
No. First, first of all, this I have to say this

429
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:32.720
pisses that. It really pisses me
off that you even bothered to draw attention

430
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:37.880
to that, because that might have
been what the ten thousandth N word that

431
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.039
you've said on this show, but
you like singled it out as if it

432
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.680
was like uniquely offensive. I usually
try not to say it on the show

433
00:32:44.680 --> 00:32:47.079
anymore. I say a lot of
my sham on now you are your fucking

434
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:52.599
mind the last two episodes, the
last two episodes of the podcast, I

435
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.759
have not said the N word.
Oh, shout out off. I don't

436
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:58.839
believe that at all. I don't
believe I wasn't here. I wasn't here.

437
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:05.039
So I did not say the end, shut the you're stupid, stupid.

438
00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.279
I didn't say it like technicality pussy. Yeah, sure that that's the

439
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:14.519
spirits you said it. Why you're
fucking laying out on a hammock whoever the

440
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:22.680
fu you were doing getting? Yeah, this is the line they're saying it.

441
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:27.200
Why are you saying in your sleep
and I'm sick? Let me ask

442
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:29.160
you to let me, let me
wait, let me let me pose a

443
00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:36.000
question of the room. If you
are you are both seeing uh in a

444
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:40.160
relationship capacity people who are very clearly
not black, right, Let's say they

445
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:45.839
let's say they snore, but their
snore is them saying the N word,

446
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:51.039
Like that's how they that's how they
snore. I'm gonna record them first,

447
00:33:52.799 --> 00:34:00.759
soft air, hard, are it
alternates? Oh it all? You first

448
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:02.839
to record them, You record them
doing it. So when they so when

449
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:06.880
they were like I don't do that, that's crazy, you just show them

450
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.159
them doing it, and like do
you have any clue this is about?

451
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:19.679
Then you go from there under answer
can you really? Can you really what?

452
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:23.119
You can't? Really be mad?
Like what what do you? And

453
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:27.280
that's why I'm asking the question.
I guess it's more of like are they

454
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:32.119
are they really sleeping or they really
dedicated to a bit? Like they stay

455
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:37.199
up all night pretending to snore the
in words they have in fact never truly

456
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:44.199
slept ever in your presence for something
like you wonder why they got such horrible

457
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:50.840
bags in their eyes. These bags
their eyes, their bags, the bags

458
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:59.159
under their eyes droop past their jowls. They they look like they look like

459
00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:06.800
the Halo prophets, you know,
the bull remember that video that black looks

460
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:09.840
like a prophet. We were watching
like this random thing, it was just

461
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:14.400
like a prophet. I was like, oh, my god, that's awful.

462
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:19.159
I felt so bad. I wish
we had that video. I wish

463
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:21.800
we had that video because it was
it was that was a crazy video because

464
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:25.840
she did this woman looked exactly like
the prophet of regret. And I wasn't

465
00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:31.400
so crazy. I was like,
yeah, it's impossible, black bitch,

466
00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:40.400
Yo, relaxed. You think she's
sweet? I forgot about that. I

467
00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:46.519
love it because he's fucking tough about
it too, Black bitch. Do you

468
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:52.039
think I'm one of them sucking white
boy? I'm like, damn, bro,

469
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:55.800
you're kind of turning me on.
Stop being so brazen, you're turning

470
00:35:55.880 --> 00:35:59.840
me on. I totally forgot about
that, man. I just I just

471
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:01.559
just bring it, just bringing back
a flood of memories of seeing that for

472
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:07.599
the first time through Batman somebody dubbing, but like this guy is like shops

473
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:13.239
and then Batman shows up to stop
and bug as black bitch, and the

474
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:15.679
dude's looking up and was like what. I was like, that's great.

475
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:20.519
The Internet. The Internet makes me
happy sometimes, man. And then and

476
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:25.440
then I get on Twitter. I
thought he definitely could be racist. I

477
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:31.360
know it though at first and figured
it out. Oh ship, he's very

478
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:36.400
sheltered in the world world scenario,
I can imagine him being a bigot because

479
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:39.280
he just hasn't experienced, like,
you know, he hasn't he hasn't been

480
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:44.400
he hasn't been a He can figure
it out later on not be racist anymore,

481
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.800
but like he would be like,
oh shit, I'm bugging. Do

482
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:51.880
you think here's a hypothetical? Do
you think you know? Because Batman's whole

483
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:54.000
story is that he was He's like, why is he bad? He's like,

484
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:57.719
he's like afraid of bats for a
reason, right, or is it

485
00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:01.480
just like so he was a molested
by a horde of bats. Never,

486
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:05.800
yes, technically the right you use
the right word. Actually, yes,

487
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:09.039
you are right. He actually was
a molesting he was bothered. They actually

488
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:22.840
though they slid off his pants and
they didn't pants off his body. If

489
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:30.639
if Batman is so sheltered and he's
like this rich person and he's like he's

490
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:32.960
he's sheltered from the world, he
doesn't really understand the greater context of the

491
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:39.079
university he lives in, and he
instead of bats, uh, just he's

492
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:43.079
I don't know, he's in like
an arcade or something, and a black

493
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.599
guy walks up to him and pushes
him, and he and pushes him against

494
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:49.239
the wall and just kicks him in
the nuts and runs away. Is he

495
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.119
then traumatized? Hold on, wait, wait let me He's then so traumatized

496
00:37:52.119 --> 00:38:00.719
by black people that he becomes black
Man. Black Man knew it was coming,

497
00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:05.440
but it just needed to hit the
ether. I like that. I

498
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:09.360
like the idea that it was the
same exact experience. It's just instead of

499
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:14.280
bats coming out of that cave,
it was a bunch of black people just

500
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:16.679
ran out of the cave and climbed
out of the hole. It was it

501
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:22.760
scared the fun out. That is
why it is like a stupid It's like

502
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:28.159
Alfred's like, why were there so
many black people under the manor Master Brewster

503
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.039
things. I don't know. Things
would have been very different from me growing

504
00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:35.679
up, like watching Batman, the
animate black Man the animated series, like

505
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:40.079
its just that ship would have been
crazy. I Am I Love Chicken,

506
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:46.119
I'm as dark as the Night.
Ah yeah. And he's in I Am

507
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.960
I Am black Man and he thinks
it's really scary to everybody else. He

508
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:52.920
thinks it's just as scary to everybody
else as it is to him. But

509
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:58.800
he's just he's just a regular black
man. He's just very He's dressed in

510
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:02.639
black face, which somehow actually make
that actually makes the joker make a lot

511
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:10.559
more sense. Really, if you
is so fucking complete contract, I love

512
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:15.920
it. I think the natural enemy
to bats, you know, like like

513
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:19.840
white face and black face. That
makes a little bit more sense to me.

514
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:24.360
I don't think, dude, I
love the idea of that is.

515
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:31.079
Yeah, he's just he's just in
shitty fucking like like shoe polish. He's

516
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:35.000
not even like it's not even a
good job. It's not even a good

517
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.800
job like he has. He does
have a KP because he's still rich,

518
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:42.480
right, so he does have like
a he looked really nice, but he

519
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:47.840
just has a shitty black and then
he just prowls around at night making people

520
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:54.639
actually afraid of I don't know what
minstrel shows. I don't know what.

521
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:02.239
I don't know what is this fucking
what is this asshole doing. Mister Gordon's

522
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:09.559
like, listen, he has in
his head. He really has it in

523
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:13.400
his head. He's trying to explain
it to everybody who's who's asking about it.

524
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:15.639
He's like, listen, I he
really has it in his head that

525
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:21.320
he was very traumatized by a cavalcade
of black people exiting a cave, and

526
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.880
he really has it in his head
that everybody is also identically afraid of it.

527
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:29.119
I don't know how to convince him
that that's not true, in fact,

528
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.079
that so many people that we interact
with on a daily basis, on

529
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:37.639
a daily basis, are just black
people. I don't know how to explain

530
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:42.199
to him that. I don't know
how to fix him. Alfred is at

531
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:47.000
at his wits end with this guy. And he shows up and he shows

532
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:52.159
that the thing is the batman shows
up or black man shows up dressed this

533
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:57.239
way at crimes and then every he
looks at him, I was like,

534
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:59.480
Oh, this is some this is
some black guy. And then he comes

535
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:02.880
up and eats the living ship out
of everybody. And then he thinks that

536
00:41:04.039 --> 00:41:07.719
that he thinks it's working because he's
so powerful and strong, and he's like,

537
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:13.320
this must be like this must be
like really like a fearful Uh,

538
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:16.199
this must really be getting in their
heads. But he's really just beating the

539
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:21.519
ship out of them. They truly
do fear the black men. They really,

540
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:23.599
yeah, they really feel the black
men. I think he's really working,

541
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.559
alright, Go bear, give me
some chicken. Here's a chicken and

542
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:34.440
watermelton, elverin, Master Wayne.
That is the stereotype. For Folk's sakes,

543
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:39.280
God damn it always everyone likes chicken
and watermelon, Master Waite, show

544
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:42.960
the fuck up, Alfred. I
like that idea. You never got me.

545
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:45.159
You never got me chicken, watermelon
when I was kid. Give me

546
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:49.519
chicken, watermelons and be black man
most white, and then master White.

547
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.719
We are in. We are in
our own house. You don't need to

548
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:59.639
keep the act up around me,
Fast of White. I literally know you're

549
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:05.440
brute, massed Waid. I'm calling
you messed away because I know you're not

550
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:13.119
just. I know you're that stranger
who you need to keep appearances up around.

551
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.960
Oh man, this is I feel
like that would make sense because he's

552
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:21.960
actually insane, so he would just
try to keep you know, he has

553
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.599
this like what is it like split
personalities and ship like he just fucked up.

554
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:30.519
He genuinely he's still trying to keep
it a secret from Alfred even though

555
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:32.639
he knows. So like sometimes we'll
be like, oh, Batman's coming,

556
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:37.400
It's like, oh yeah, I'll
go get him, and he runs into

557
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:42.119
the next the next room and comes
back and it's like this is It's like

558
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:45.880
that last what is it? The
ending of this is doubt Fire where he's

559
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:52.519
at the back and for oh ship, like I like, I like him

560
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:59.400
just be like he's he he he
becomes he just becomes extremely racist and disrespectful,

561
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:04.920
like he has to shitty shitty fucking
shitty fucking black face. And then

562
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:07.599
as soon as because he's like,
oh hi, I'm a I gotta go

563
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:13.199
to my meeting and the ship and
and then you fucking like the misis doubt

564
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:16.159
fire thing. He's going back and
forth and forgets to change back to his

565
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:22.920
his Bruce Wayne. He comes back
as black. Yeah, he comes back

566
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:24.480
as Bruce Wayne, and he says
the N word because he thinks he's in

567
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:29.320
the blackface. And then that's what
that's what does him in. That's what

568
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.480
gets him found out. It's like
he's clearly nobody assumes he's just racist.

569
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:40.119
They assume he is the vigilante black
man. Everyone just immediately assumes stupid.

570
00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:49.239
And he's like, really, he's
really trying hard to convince everybody that he

571
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.480
is who he says he is.
Whenever he's like like in the moments where

572
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:55.239
he's like alternating between costumes like well, it's been chirping a nice day of

573
00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.440
you know, being a stockholder.
And then and then he goes into the

574
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:02.440
other room and it's like, man, I love spending my day not seeing

575
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:07.400
my son, you know, and
it's it's like stupid, he's really trying

576
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:17.119
hard. Please stop, Please stop
terrorizing the streets. Please stop. They

577
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:22.079
don't believe that you're an actual black
man. Please stop terrorizing the streets,

578
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.880
Master Wade. So that's the way
you are sending black people back so far,

579
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:34.119
dog dog brother, please stop doing
that. Stop it. It's so

580
00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:37.800
fucking embracing. That's the way my
wife in Britain is a black woman defending

581
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:44.400
me so greatly. Stop you know
what you're talking about. Get out of

582
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:55.199
here all that job just like that's
so I'm so so you're so fucking embarrassing.

583
00:44:55.320 --> 00:45:00.760
That's the way I could hardly take
it. Ship you tripping man,

584
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:08.280
You need you get out yere answering. I don't. I have no fucking

585
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:12.840
idea where you going? Where you
going? Criminal? She you ain't getting

586
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:15.119
away with this, and like what
I'm just I'm just going to the I'm

587
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:19.639
just gonna go get a hot dog
at the at the stand and then he

588
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:23.320
just fucking you know, rope batter
rangs him in the fucking face, beats

589
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:25.760
the ship out of him. He's
like, no, he black orangs him.

590
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:30.840
Oh yeah, yeah, yes,
yes, but he has like a

591
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:37.920
fucking black face fucking symbol. Then
he just throws at people be like that.

592
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:40.719
Like just just think of a Disney
cartoon, right, just there's just

593
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:45.480
like a fucking cartoon depiction of like
just a big lipped black dude, you

594
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:49.880
know, just the biggest stereotyping.
How would Walt Disney? How would how

595
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:54.000
would Walt Disney have animated this in
the nineteen thirties? Uh, it would

596
00:45:54.000 --> 00:46:00.199
be like an eb T card and
e B T and yeah it's a guess.

597
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.320
Yeah that's a good reference. This
is the eb and he throws it

598
00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:13.519
out people. You ain't get she
he can't stop saying, we gotta move

599
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.760
on, we gotta move on.
We'll be on this for hours. If

600
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:23.039
I know private yeah, privates road
in it's it's not bad private by rest

601
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:27.679
roading again, unusual that I would
use too, But this is a quick

602
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.639
one. I think we can get
to it. Hello. Variant color grade

603
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:35.960
thoughts on Velma Season two apparently they're
they made her less annoying. But I'll

604
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:37.960
let you guys be the judge of
that. I'm not watching that show.

605
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:42.800
I'm not even remotely curious about it
either, to be honest with you,

606
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:45.280
I saw it was out like a
day or two go, and I was

607
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:46.159
like, Oh, that's cool,
and I went way past it. Oh,

608
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:51.000
I had no idea. I didn't
see anything about it. That means

609
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:54.760
we're learning. Yeah, I mean
I only I only saw it because of

610
00:46:54.800 --> 00:47:00.000
the hype, and you know,
it was whatever it was. It was,

611
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:04.280
like I said, I didn't know
who was geared towards. That was

612
00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:07.039
the big that was to me,
that was the biggest problem. I didn't

613
00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:09.280
really know which audience they were trying
to reach, particularly with this one,

614
00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:14.639
because I would just think of from
my own perspective that if I'm gonna bring

615
00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:16.679
back something that's related to Scooby Do, I want to make sure that old

616
00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:22.000
people enjoy it, because that's this
show is fucking ancient, and they just

617
00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:23.880
changed up enough stuff to where people
are like, I don't care about any

618
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:28.559
of this, Like, oh,
we're gonna do an origin story with fucking

619
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.280
with Shaggy where he's not a Stoner. I didn't. Why would I care

620
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:37.679
about that even remotely? I only
care about Stoner Shaggy. What is this?

621
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:42.280
I didn't understand this at all.
But whatever, it wasn't it wasn't

622
00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:44.480
as I would say. It wasn't
as bad as everybody was saying. But

623
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:47.400
it was just stupid. I thought
it was stupid as fuck. This wasn't

624
00:47:47.400 --> 00:47:52.599
good. Yeah, it's stupid.
I didn't. I didn't get it.

625
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:54.079
I mean, it's like x N
ninety seven, bro, I'll just do

626
00:47:54.199 --> 00:48:00.079
that. Just just put a Professor
Xavier with a Scooby Doo to me,

627
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:07.159
my Mystery machine Men, and then
fucking they fight sentinels and get crushed.

628
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:12.760
On the first Episodeooby kills the sentinel. Scooby kills one of them. Now

629
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:19.000
Scooby bullshits one sentinel, it blows
up. It makes sense that he would

630
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:21.119
be a mutant, so he Yes, Scooby Doo is a mutant, So

631
00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:24.920
he survives. Everybody else gets slaughtered
because there's regular humans swooping on the X

632
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:34.239
Men Genoa island. And then the
only one that survived Scooby. While everybody

633
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:37.639
was fighting, Scooby Doo was soloing. Fucking Nemrod the whole time, everybody's

634
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.000
like, what the fuck is going
on? Why is Scooby fighting a master

635
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:45.840
Molde and like winning? What's happened? Scooby Doo beats up Sinister, He

636
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:51.199
beats up fucking uh Booby Do Moss, And it's like a dog would Like

637
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:54.719
there's a moments where like he's literally
body into his throat, like really ripping

638
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:58.800
his throat out. He's like,
no, I'm not even recovering. What's

639
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:10.800
happening is fuckinges his throat. I
don't believe in murder. You gotta stein

640
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:15.119
then fucking then he Maul's Professor X
two because he dares to tell him not

641
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:21.519
to murder people. He he bites
wolverine wolfe. I can't heal. What's

642
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:30.119
wrong? I can't heal. He
gets adamant poison immediately. It just it

643
00:49:31.079 --> 00:49:40.599
just comes rushing in all at once
into a cancer. Anyone's power. It's

644
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:49.239
just a patch of cancer on the
floor. No, all right, since

645
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:52.000
he got to questions, and we're
gonna're gonna move up quickly past you.

646
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:55.480
Sorry, you're gonna you're gonna double
dip. You're gonna double dip. And

647
00:49:55.519 --> 00:50:00.199
you got two answers. President of
the Goon Society wrote, he says,

648
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.880
imagine you're being held in a remote
location by an Epstein type, and to

649
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:07.840
earn your freedom, you have to
consume an entire leather armchair without utensils.

650
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:14.559
You are allowed you're allowed a gallon
of water a day, but no other

651
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:17.199
forms of food. How long would
it take you to complete the given task?

652
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:22.840
You can't kill you, there's what
the are you talking about? You're

653
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.840
gonna die? Yeah, so we
can eat around in the metal. I'm

654
00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:32.480
assuming like bone like probably right,
you gotta finish the metal eventually. There's

655
00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:38.400
no way that's that can't bear.
Yeah, armchair really is real. There's

656
00:50:38.440 --> 00:50:43.719
a leather armchair you got It's a
leather that's on the fucking chair, the

657
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.519
skeleton of the chair. Look,
look he said, the leather arm chair.

658
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:50.079
I'm still we gotta finish the entire
arm chair. Yeah, that's what

659
00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:53.480
they say. If he's saying only
the leather on the armchair is one thing,

660
00:50:53.599 --> 00:50:57.280
that's okay, that's possible, No, because that's not. That's not

661
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:59.880
the entire arm because that's not that
doesn't count. For the foam, that

662
00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:04.679
doesn't count for like the springs.
Exactly means I have to eat a good

663
00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:09.519
amount of wood and or a metal
anything that's uh yeah, I would just

664
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:14.519
think not the skeleton. I just
think like that's like leaving the bone,

665
00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:17.719
which I think would be adequate.
Uh, just everything else, everything else.

666
00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:24.559
That also because Kingston's because Kingston's idea
and understanding of the premise kills it

667
00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:28.760
before it begins. So we're gonna
run with it in the mor in the

668
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:35.760
metal like little nibbles you're in the
metal. I think it would take I

669
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:39.280
don't know, maybe like six days, yeah, because you'd be pretty fucking

670
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:45.719
hungry. Actually only consume me because
I think maybe you would get some calories

671
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:47.880
out of the leather if it is
genuine leather and that's it, well,

672
00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:54.159
you'd probably also yeah, you'd also
probably die just from shitting because whatever you're

673
00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:59.639
like, whatever you're you would whatever
would be, whatever you would be digesting,

674
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:04.199
would not come out well and it
would probably like perforate your fucking colon

675
00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:08.719
and then you'd you crawl around the
ground until you're until you died on like

676
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:12.960
day three probably, So like I
don't know how much you actually like really

677
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:16.320
nicely cured colored what you call a
leather, like it'd be really pretty colored,

678
00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:19.760
like, oh wow, look at
that inside. Did a nice job

679
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.079
making this leother look nice and then
you die. You should just sitting out

680
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:27.480
straight leather for him. Yeah,
you should, like a pretty much a

681
00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:31.679
hammock of leather. Yeah, maybe
maybe maybe a month. I got three

682
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:38.880
days, I got eight minutes.
Okay, you're just gonna shove it in

683
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:42.760
your mouth like Scooby Doo, so
like just yep, I'm gonna do it

684
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:49.159
like like Ed eats the mattress jaw
and just slowly work your jaw over like

685
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:57.159
a sneak, and eventually you're free. You're good, you did it.

686
00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:00.760
Yeah, you're set. I'm sure
this guy, I'm sure. I'm sure

687
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:04.440
this guy who kidnapped you against your
will and force you to eat a leather

688
00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:08.920
armchair will be reasonable and let you
go. I'm sure. I'm sure that'll

689
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:12.719
happen. Yeah, good job.
I didn't expect you to do it.

690
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:17.199
Well, a deal is a deal. If you go, don't tell anybody

691
00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:25.960
about this, okay, Yah,
yeah, that's good. I don't know

692
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:30.599
there's a lot of other do it. Just the first thing you lay your

693
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:34.440
eyes on, just just just shotgun
it, all right, all right,

694
00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:37.199
lizard asking the same question I asked
in February till it gets answered. Hello,

695
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:39.760
first, second, and third leg
of the Forbidden One. I know.

696
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:44.599
I want to know what was your
first fuck around and find out moment

697
00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:47.639
Mine was in second grade when someone
told me my U YO card was fake.

698
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:50.800
I said, no, your mom
is fake, and he punched me

699
00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:54.440
in the face. Thanks for the
many laughs. Your mom is fake?

700
00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:59.840
Your mom? This is a dumb
fuckings. That kind of indicates to me

701
00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:04.519
that that kid had a fake mom, because why he's defensive over that.

702
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:07.519
It's like, damn he knew?
How did he know? How did you

703
00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:09.519
know my mom's fake? He knows
to have two dads? How does he

704
00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:14.239
know when he How the fuck did
he know that my mom was a How

705
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:15.679
did fuck did he know that my
mom was a cardboard cutout this whole time?

706
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.320
How the fun? I thought?
I hit this very well. Yeah,

707
00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:22.840
I don't remember telling him. I
was in kindergarten or something like that.

708
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:25.360
Some kid like hit me and I
was like, oh damn, I

709
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:28.920
definite hit him back, probably,
but I was like, damn, fuck

710
00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:31.400
around. I can't definitely, I
definitely in New York. He probably saw

711
00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:36.039
a fuck on to find out more
than before I actually encountered it myself.

712
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:39.960
Why people talk shitting to get that
ass beat time and time again in New

713
00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:43.400
York when I was growing up,
and I was like, damn, I'm

714
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:45.920
not gonna do that. I'm gonna
try not do that shit. I never

715
00:54:45.960 --> 00:54:51.679
really had a moment like that.
Maybe with my stepsisters. We fought sometimes,

716
00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:57.119
and I do remember being I'm not
exactly what age, but I remember

717
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:00.840
we got into a fight. I
I think I started it, and I

718
00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:05.119
remember like giving her one really good
kick and I'm like, yeah, you

719
00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:07.760
know, like I fucking I was
like, but she was much bigger than

720
00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:09.760
me, she was much older than
me, and then she started fucking gorilla

721
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:16.199
pounding me. I remember it not
really hurting that much, but I I

722
00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:22.559
cried in submission because like it was
like, oh no, I can't stop.

723
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:24.239
I can't get out of this attack. You know. It was just

724
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:28.599
like but I don't remember it like
actually hurting. It was more like startling,

725
00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:35.440
and I remember happening. Yeah,
So I definitely was like, don't

726
00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:37.960
you know, even you don't fight
people that are much larger than you.

727
00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:43.719
It's usually not a good idea unless
you're like you're trained, and you know,

728
00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:45.599
if you know what you're doing.
But otherwise, don't fight people that

729
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:50.000
are much larger, and it just
doesn't make any sense. They can gorilla

730
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:55.559
pound you into the ground. Yeah
all right, let's uh, let's see

731
00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:05.559
where are we going? Where are
we going here? Hello Sween? Be

732
00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:07.320
like, it's not rape if she
stops fighting A real quote, by the

733
00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:12.480
way, Yeah, I wouldn't be
surprised. Yeah, hello, loud minorities.

734
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:17.519
I've noticed a right kings is gonna
have a daughter, I bet Hello,

735
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:29.159
loud minorities. Yeah, I've noticed
she kicks him in a temple and

736
00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:35.960
kill him. I've noticed the rise
in genuinely racist comments towards Sween, even

737
00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:38.480
if it's under the guys of a
joke, it's clear to me they vehemently

738
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:43.280
dislike him. It seems unfair to
me because you all have your low points,

739
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:45.039
but Kingston gets the most ship.
I was wondering how he feels,

740
00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:50.079
uh in all of this, since
I guarantee it's not all black people making

741
00:56:50.119 --> 00:56:53.480
the comments, But I don't care. They wouldn't say it to my face.

742
00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:55.119
That's the thing I know. None
of them would say that to me

743
00:56:55.159 --> 00:56:59.199
personally. If they would, they
be waking up so that's about it.

744
00:56:59.400 --> 00:57:02.159
So I'm like, whatever, it's
a joke. As a joke, I'm

745
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:07.719
not to take his word for it
because I only remember one scathing comment,

746
00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:09.320
but it was by another black person. But that was in the that was

747
00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:19.000
the patron. That was that was
one of the patrons. Somebody was saying

748
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:22.440
to you out of context, that
was funny, Like it was funny,

749
00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:28.119
It was funny. But yeah,
yeah, the reason the reason, I

750
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.559
look, man, I get it, I get the concern. But at

751
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:35.719
the same time, he did this
to himself, like this is this is,

752
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:38.840
this is Kingston has done this by
design, like this is this is,

753
00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:43.679
this is, this is what he
did. This is what he did.

754
00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:51.679
So like, yeah, yeah,
so you know you you're out of

755
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:54.039
your fucking mind. I wouldn't say
I welcomed it. I would say your

756
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:58.639
tears, you know, and I'm
proud of it. Welcome. I wouldn't

757
00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:07.960
say, hey, hey me,
racial slurs. That's what it says on

758
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:15.280
your face. They see it.
Oh real quick, I just want to

759
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:19.719
say what something that like annoys me
a little bit when people say things like

760
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.000
like, oh uh, you all
have your low points, and I'm like,

761
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.800
guys, I want to I want
to remind you guys that we are

762
00:58:27.039 --> 00:58:31.440
fucking regular people like to Like when
people try to make this type of observation,

763
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:37.400
it's almost like just observing that people
are peopling you guys. Yeah,

764
00:58:37.480 --> 00:58:40.599
no, fucking ship dude. It's
so redundant to say stuff like that.

765
00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:44.639
It just annoys me. I'm sorry
that, Like it's kind of like when

766
00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:45.840
you say, well, no,
Well, what I mean is because you

767
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:50.400
see people do this the same thing
when they'll be like, oh, man,

768
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:52.679
like you know, like oh you're
you're you're so wrong this time,

769
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:57.079
like, oh you're you're wrong,
I'm like, yes, yes, man,

770
00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.159
am I suppose am I a fucking
encyclopedia? Like, yeah, you

771
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:04.639
get shipped wrong, I'm gonna say
some dumb shit. Sometimes it's it is

772
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:07.920
expected of the Internet because of the
fact that, like we're on the Internet,

773
00:59:07.960 --> 00:59:13.079
we're going to be wrong a lot. I just feel like you're going

774
00:59:13.119 --> 00:59:15.400
to be wrong. People get shipped
wrong all the time, and I just

775
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:17.920
feel like it doesn't need to be
It's one of those things that it doesn't

776
00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:22.280
need to be addressed in a way
like it's shocking or surprising or it's like

777
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:29.199
I'm learning some revelation or something about
myself or something by making that observation by

778
00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:34.719
like like say what the comment was
could have been conveyed without even mentioning that

779
00:59:34.880 --> 00:59:37.679
at all about oh Sweeney's getting a
lot of extra racism shit throwing. M

780
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:40.800
that's fucking weird. I know you
guys all have your low points and it's

781
00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:44.679
like, well, what like yeah, yeah, no, of course,

782
00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:50.920
of course I will. I will
say this. I I exercise a fair

783
00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.239
bit of control over the comments that
we that we read on the show.

784
00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:59.920
And I specifically like if I look, quite frankly, if I read something

785
01:00:00.199 --> 01:00:05.320
and I think it's just if a
lot of people say like hello, whatever,

786
01:00:05.559 --> 01:00:07.840
right, and a lot of times
it's like a big joke or whatever,

787
01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:10.320
and sometimes it's like it's racial but
it's not racist, and other times

788
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:15.360
it is racist, And I straight
up ignore the ones that are racist,

789
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:20.920
Like if you are leaving comments where
it's like hello the hard r N word,

790
01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:23.440
you know, or like hello monkeys
who like I'm not reading it.

791
01:00:23.679 --> 01:00:29.000
You're so you're giving us, you're
giving us your money writing writing a question

792
01:00:29.320 --> 01:00:37.480
that's so you're not you're not doing
it. I guess where like what like

793
01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:40.239
what you think that was gonna get
through like what like what I would say,

794
01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:46.719
Well, what I'm saying is like
I do that very very intentionally because

795
01:00:46.719 --> 01:00:49.599
it's like, look, dude,
I don't know who's on the other side

796
01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:51.480
of this computer. I don't know
if thats what you're saying. Is like

797
01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:54.199
I don't know if you're just like
some black guy who's like having fun or

798
01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:57.639
if you're not. And so to
me, look, I don't have a

799
01:00:57.679 --> 01:01:00.280
problem with like racial humor or anything. It's like it's fine even racist humor

800
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:02.639
to be honest, like in like
in like TV and like shit like that

801
01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:07.840
or like in structured comedy. But
it's like as audience members asking questions like

802
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:14.239
I'm not gonna just accept oh uh
hello monkeys, you know, like I'm

803
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:17.400
just it's not because it's because it's
lazy. It's not funny, it's just

804
01:01:19.320 --> 01:01:22.840
yeah, it's just it's so yeah, yeah, it's it's brazenness makes me

805
01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:27.760
laugh, like it's but it's not
funny. It's not actually funny, but

806
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:30.639
it's funny because like, oh,
this person thinks this is okay to do,

807
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:34.360
which does make me laugh. Yeah
yeah yeah they thought that, yeah

808
01:01:34.360 --> 01:01:37.760
that, And it's like not encouraging. I don't want. It's it's not

809
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:39.159
encouraged, like oh, if you
hear someone laugh, it's like nom,

810
01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:42.840
I always laughed though it's a thing, even though it's not and I don't

811
01:01:42.920 --> 01:01:45.599
mean to laugh. It's not funny, but it's funny because it's like what

812
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.480
is wrong with you in the same
way as like, yeah, exactly dark

813
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:51.199
humor, like some of the most
fucking things over here. You'll laugh at

814
01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:53.119
it because of how wild it is, like I can't believe that happened or

815
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:58.519
whatever. And it doesn't mean that
you want more of it all the time,

816
01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:00.760
like yeah, keep keep it up
doing it. Yeah, But I

817
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:05.559
don't know most people have come across, especially when people are just reaching out.

818
01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:09.679
Zero. I've had zero as far
as podcasts have, zero people say

819
01:02:09.719 --> 01:02:15.760
anything racist towards me. Orspect that, like everybody's been cool. But then

820
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:17.800
there's those things where I have to
say that one guy said I shouldn't say

821
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.400
neurodivergence so autistic or you know people
that like he's the one that said,

822
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:25.840
like, oh, call it,
like he said, don't call me African

823
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:29.599
American, you know you call me
black, And it's like he's basically saying,

824
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:30.400
you can call me autistic. You
don't have to say neuro divergent.

825
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:34.920
And I'm like fair enough in that
one person's twenty five dollar patron is name.

826
01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:37.239
Uh, but yeah, I would
imagine there are some people like that

827
01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:42.119
that kind of don't read the room. They don't get the cue. They

828
01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:45.039
feel like they can do it too, like I'm in a safe place and

829
01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:47.280
I can do it, and it's
like, well, now we're addressing it.

830
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:51.199
It's like chill out a little bit
if you're one of those people.

831
01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:58.239
Relax, Yeah, to be fair, be fair, There aren't many like

832
01:02:58.519 --> 01:03:01.119
most of most of uh, most
of the comments that we get aren't death

833
01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:05.320
Like aren't that did you notice some
of them? Like it's like it's like

834
01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:08.599
maybe like maybe like five percent Max, you stupid hard ar piece of shit.

835
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:15.360
You're like, whoa, it's like
log time listener. This is it's

836
01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:20.679
it's an all the time. Yeah. It's a very parasocial thing, I

837
01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:23.559
think, And I guess that's natural
because we we we're in people's weeks.

838
01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:29.000
We're in people's ears several times a
week, so I get that. There's

839
01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:31.639
like a yeah, I get that
there's like a parasocial relationship there where like

840
01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:35.400
there's like, oh, we're all
friends here, and it's like, well

841
01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:39.400
that's a fine environment, but like
we don't know you at all, and

842
01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:45.760
also your names change constantly, so
like I can't even like I can't even

843
01:03:45.880 --> 01:03:49.400
get to know any of you based
on like your your read your write ends

844
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:52.280
or anything. I don't know week
to week if I'm reading the same fucking

845
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:58.519
person because your name's change constantly.
So even on that front, there's like

846
01:03:58.679 --> 01:04:02.719
a barrier. So I can't need
to do the next live show whenever we

847
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:05.840
do it, because I want to. I want to like meet more of

848
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:09.639
those people and be like, oh, I'm so and so and be like,

849
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:12.840
oh, that's you know, like
because some of the names you'll recognize

850
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:15.519
and be like, oh that's fucking
so and so, and I can put

851
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:18.320
a face to the name, like
I actually I really want to hugk was

852
01:04:18.360 --> 01:04:23.599
awesome, dude, Yeah, hugger
Derek hap Hazard? I think hap Hazard?

853
01:04:25.480 --> 01:04:27.960
Can I hug you? Dude?
That motherfucker's the first of fine.

854
01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:29.960
I was like, how are you
the first motherfucker on the Lion and the

855
01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:33.039
last patron name Red? Did you
plan that ship out? This guy wizard

856
01:04:33.880 --> 01:04:39.079
some people and he played the slide
he won. I would love to do

857
01:04:39.400 --> 01:04:45.880
a live show, uh this year
in California. Yeah, I think that'll

858
01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:49.559
I think that's more than doable.
But yeah, that would be that would

859
01:04:49.559 --> 01:04:58.960
be really fun. Figure it out. We'll figure it out, all right,

860
01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:11.000
help us out, uh years ex
Warrior wrote in he says, okay,

861
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:15.760
so peep game. A few episodes
ago, Derek was drinking Marcus Phoenix

862
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:20.039
is squirt liquid and it got all
over himself Chris and sween Has there ever

863
01:05:20.119 --> 01:05:25.039
been a time where you guys have
also been covered in some liquid at an

864
01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:29.599
inconvenient time? No Diddy? Yeah, I've pissed myself before. What do

865
01:05:29.639 --> 01:05:33.800
you mean, No Diddy, No
Diddy, I have completely pissed my pants

866
01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:36.559
before. But like, damn covered
and pissed right now, that's an easy

867
01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:43.039
one, right, Yeah? When
when was the last time to yourself?

868
01:05:44.079 --> 01:05:48.880
Uh? Like full flood, like
it like it all came out like a

869
01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:54.519
little bit, like a little I
can't imagine that ever happening, all of

870
01:05:54.639 --> 01:06:01.480
it coming out five completely myself before
the point it was no more p p

871
01:06:01.679 --> 01:06:06.440
in me. I was like,
damn dude, wait, wait, first,

872
01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:10.840
how old were you that? I
was like nine? All right,

873
01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:14.960
that's still too old, Like I'm
not like, I'm not here. I'm

874
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:19.239
not here to try to justify it. I understand what happened. I full

875
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:23.840
fledged pe by. I fell down
the steps on the way till the we

876
01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:26.679
were going to I had to pee. My Grandma's like, King, soon,

877
01:06:26.719 --> 01:06:29.239
we have to catch the train,
hurry up, and I ran,

878
01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:32.280
I fell down the steps in some
way, and I just pissed myself,

879
01:06:32.880 --> 01:06:35.800
and my grandmother was like, oh, she was wanted. I can tell

880
01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:39.239
she wanted to laugh at me,
because it clearly was funny, but she

881
01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:43.039
had to be a parent and be
like it's okay, Kingston. Well,

882
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:45.719
I had to stand up. I
couldn't sit down the trade, So I

883
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:49.519
got the trade c full of pits, yeah, on this train, and

884
01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:54.760
I had to walk home the last
like two blocks of the walk, covered

885
01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:58.719
and pissed. My grandmother kept looking
at me and trying to be a kind

886
01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:01.599
and like it's okay, king don't
cry, It's all right, we're gonna

887
01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:04.760
get to We're gonna get you little
piece of pizza, trying to be yeah,

888
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:06.639
you know, you know when you
gotta you know, you gotta be

889
01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:15.480
your parents like pizza, pizza.
Yeah, caked and pissed because I was

890
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:21.840
crying parent, instead of getting you
back and then we'll get pizza. She's

891
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:26.119
like, you you bring bring you
back. He was trying to get you

892
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:30.599
pizza. Yes, she was not
coming back outside that house that she was.

893
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:31.519
It was late. She was like, I'm done, Bro, that's

894
01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:35.760
amazing. How lazy, that's crazy? Like I loved it late? She

895
01:07:35.880 --> 01:07:42.440
was old? How old was she
love it? My grandmother, my grandmother

896
01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:44.840
was well, think of it like
this. When I was of my grandmother

897
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:47.199
fifty at least fifty six. Yeah, by the time I was, she

898
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:50.880
was already like or fifty. My
grandma's like eighty something, dude, maybe

899
01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:57.440
ninety mm hmm. My grandmother was
old when I was born. If she

900
01:07:57.559 --> 01:08:00.599
was ninety, if she was ninety
at that time, I would I would

901
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:04.360
understand it. She's I'm twelve years
younger than my sister. I don't care.

902
01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:09.360
Mmm. So that means that I
was away later. I was a

903
01:08:09.440 --> 01:08:15.000
way later child. Mmm. Yeah, those way later child's man, wild,

904
01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:26.359
I don't care. Yeah, Grandma, I'm not fucking I'm not coming

905
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:30.199
back out. We'll get the get
the pizza now, gonna pizza, will

906
01:08:30.279 --> 01:08:35.279
take you home a little over this
pizza spot I'm gonna take the idea.

907
01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:38.920
I would be so furious if I
was a pizza shop owner I saw.

908
01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:40.880
I don't think it was one of
the sit down spot. I think it's

909
01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:42.600
one of like you go, you
grab a slights, not the window,

910
01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:45.479
because the New York it's like you
can walk in or there's grab a slice.

911
01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:55.119
Well someplaces, this boy out of
my fucking restaurant. Uh, why

912
01:08:55.279 --> 01:09:02.039
is this mooy covered piss baby?
I haven't seen many. I feel like

913
01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:06.720
maybe like thirty, like maybe thirty
percent of the pizza shops that I've ever

914
01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:11.000
seen in New York are that with
like the window. So it's not my

915
01:09:11.079 --> 01:09:13.439
first assumption. That's not that's a
lot of them in the Bronx Aar.

916
01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:19.640
We's that I remember in the bronxar
like that in a long time. Maybe

917
01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:23.720
you guys wouldn't like it, how
the pizza taste or not. But like

918
01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:28.439
a Freemont Street, like downtown Las
Vegas, I think has a spot that

919
01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:31.039
I think it would be reminiscent of
something that you guys do experienced. But

920
01:09:31.119 --> 01:09:34.680
I don't know the place in Vegas. There's this place to Vegas is just

921
01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:39.760
is just off the strip. It's
like just off the strip and it's a

922
01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:43.600
pizza place and an Italian restaurant connected
to each other. I don't know what

923
01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:45.119
that place is called, but I
went there for pizza. The pizza wasn't

924
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:50.920
bad there, I'm not sure.
I think I had that too. And

925
01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:54.640
then there's I know what you're talking
about, right next to it, like

926
01:09:54.760 --> 01:10:00.960
right next to the pizza parlor.
M So it's like little on the side

927
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:02.720
of the strip. Guys, have
you ever let me ask you something?

928
01:10:04.039 --> 01:10:08.359
Let me let me ask you something. I saw this one pizza place that

929
01:10:08.399 --> 01:10:11.199
looked really cool because it was across
the street from the Guitar Center. I

930
01:10:11.279 --> 01:10:15.560
was like, I gotta try this, and I've never seen this before.

931
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:21.880
The the pepperonis were put under the
cheese, and I gotta tell you,

932
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:27.479
it pissed me off so much because
one of the reasons why I don't like

933
01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:30.920
cow zones is because the pepperonis don't
get crispy right because it's baking inside.

934
01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:35.920
Yeah, and it was just fucking
soggy pepperonis. And I'm like, I

935
01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:41.199
can't believe, how is this place
still open. I don't know if you've

936
01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:44.960
guys ever seen that before, but
it was the most disappointing pizza I've ever

937
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:47.880
had in my entire life. I'd
also heard that I was drunk too.

938
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:53.520
I got two things at all,
and I was kind of drunk. I

939
01:10:53.680 --> 01:10:55.279
was like, and I'm like,
oh, this is gonna be great,

940
01:10:55.399 --> 01:10:59.600
and it was still fucking disappointing,
and I'm pissed off, get angry,

941
01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:05.840
and being disappointed by food, when
by food when you're drunk is the most

942
01:11:05.960 --> 01:11:14.760
disappointing experience. I really don't think
I've experienced anything as soul crushing as that,

943
01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:18.399
truly, like truly, like like
in the moment, you know what

944
01:11:18.439 --> 01:11:24.279
I mean, Yeah, it's really
really man, that sucks. It was

945
01:11:24.319 --> 01:11:27.960
all bad. Let me let me
compound the story. I didn't mean to

946
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:32.840
get drunk. The people think they're
doing you a favor by really deluding your

947
01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:36.880
well, not diluting, by giving
you a lot of alcohol in your drinks

948
01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:41.239
where I don't drink. I'm not
trying to get pissed drunk. When I'm

949
01:11:41.319 --> 01:11:45.520
drinking. I want a good fucking
cocktail that tastes you know, it tastes

950
01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:48.319
good, and if it's good,
I'll get another one or maybe even three.

951
01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:51.279
And that's more money for them,
So they actually lose money when they

952
01:11:51.359 --> 01:11:54.640
put way too much alcohol in your
fucking drink if you can ask for it.

953
01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:58.439
So I just wanted a good fucking
uh what do you call it,

954
01:11:58.680 --> 01:12:01.640
like whiskey whatever? Forgot what?
What doesn't matter. I had two of

955
01:12:01.720 --> 01:12:04.840
them, and they're so strong,
They're so fucking strong, and I was

956
01:12:04.840 --> 01:12:06.920
like, I'm not gonna waste them
and drink them. And I had to

957
01:12:08.000 --> 01:12:11.159
go pick up I had to go
pick up Jojo like an hour, and

958
01:12:11.239 --> 01:12:13.880
I'm like, God, damn it, I need to like fucking I need

959
01:12:14.000 --> 01:12:15.920
to like be chill. I can't
obviously I can't drive now, but I

960
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:19.239
should be fine in an hour.
But I felt like and I'm like,

961
01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:23.520
fuck, here's my pizza. And
then the pizza sucked ass and I was

962
01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:25.880
angry. And then it was hot. It was the summer. I was

963
01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:29.920
hot. It was. That was
probably the worst moment in Vegas I've been.

964
01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:32.359
It was the worst thing. You
the flesh light. You got the

965
01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:35.680
flesh light. You getta give a
few tugs while you're in there, balance

966
01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:40.279
yourself out and then go do what
you gotta do. Man beat with you.

967
01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:45.000
That is a good idea sometimes,
because I've I I was in gridlock

968
01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:46.399
traffic on I coming back from Glenda. I used to work in Glende,

969
01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:51.800
and I was like, I no, so I was thinking of I was

970
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:58.159
having uh you see the movie Falling
Down with Michael Douglas, and I was

971
01:12:58.199 --> 01:13:00.119
thinking, I was like, if
that guy, I was like, I

972
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:01.920
was going, if that guy beat
off, do you think like that would

973
01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:04.840
have avoided everything? If you just
jacked off while he was like waiting in

974
01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:09.680
traffic, because I started thinking like, I'm so wound up, like beating

975
01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:13.479
off would like fix but obviously I'm
in a regular car. Everybody would just

976
01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:15.840
see you checking off. You'd just
be checking up everybody like, yo,

977
01:13:16.000 --> 01:13:20.920
look at that is so fucking crazy
there. And then dude, I think

978
01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:25.800
you I think, I think I
think honestly, those are the moments while

979
01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:28.920
you have those things. Yeah,
you just you should need a large track.

980
01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:31.760
That's why you have a flashlight.
You lift you like they can see

981
01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:36.079
you inside, and then you just
fucking go to town and everybody good block

982
01:13:36.159 --> 01:13:41.640
traffic. You lean your seat all
the way back, all the way back,

983
01:13:42.359 --> 01:13:45.119
and then you do what you gotta
do, and then you sit up

984
01:13:45.119 --> 01:13:48.199
and you're like, oh man,
relax a little bit. You know if

985
01:13:48.199 --> 01:13:49.720
it's gridlock. You know, you
can take a nab, you like,

986
01:13:49.720 --> 01:13:53.640
take a little take a little five
minutes, a little a little five minute.

987
01:13:54.279 --> 01:13:57.560
No, but see that's the worst
part of gridlock. Usually every few

988
01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:00.760
minuteses like it'll move just a little
bit, just to to somebody to be

989
01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:03.680
angry that you're not fucking so you
can't really even relate at any point.

990
01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:10.560
It is experience sort spirits. I
can't believe I was not really crying good

991
01:14:10.760 --> 01:14:15.159
traffic once. It's really funny.
It's not crying. You don't people that

992
01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:18.359
can't understand traffic. He's like one
of those people that can't understand it just

993
01:14:19.399 --> 01:14:25.039
just clearly, it just happens.
It's the world being a dickhead to me.

994
01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:28.600
But her, she can't, her
brain can't mathematically understand that because there

995
01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:31.319
should not be traffic. There's too
many lanes. There's too many lanes.

996
01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:33.840
It shouldn't be trafficed at all.
It's just it's just people. It's like,

997
01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:39.239
that's actually a problem. It's people
are amount of lanes, you know.

998
01:14:39.319 --> 01:14:41.199
The pigeon man. He's like,
yeah, the amount of the amount

999
01:14:41.239 --> 01:14:45.600
of it. Oh, it's good, because should make it. People ruin

1000
01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:48.640
everything. I always think about that, like it's people arnold, like they

1001
01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:51.800
ruin everything. You have a free
lanes, you have all these lanes.

1002
01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:57.880
There is no light if everyone just
makes a good decent speed, but it's

1003
01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:03.039
usually takes one person to just merge
and fuck. Yeah, that's literally what

1004
01:15:03.119 --> 01:15:06.920
it is. Gridlock. Like the
reason gridlock so terrible, it's insane.

1005
01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:12.880
Yeah, gridlock is fucked because there's
no It's almost like sitting through a long

1006
01:15:12.960 --> 01:15:15.880
movie the first time where it's like, man, I don't know, I

1007
01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:17.199
haven't seen this before, so I
really don't know how long this is.

1008
01:15:17.359 --> 01:15:20.680
I really don't know how long this
is going to feel. And I remember

1009
01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:27.479
being stuck on it was like I
think executive Avenue in Hastings. I got

1010
01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:32.239
me and my mom got stuck in
gridlock for I think literally four hours.

1011
01:15:33.359 --> 01:15:38.000
We were stuck like not moving,
like moving like maybe I think we moved

1012
01:15:38.039 --> 01:15:40.920
like in those four hours. I
think we moved maybe like ten feet,

1013
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:45.039
and it was crazy, and I
remember like people were like getting outside of

1014
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:46.399
their people. People were getting outside
there. It was some crazy thing had

1015
01:15:46.439 --> 01:15:48.600
I think, like a transformer blue. I don't I don't know what the

1016
01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:51.199
fuck happened, But some lady got
out of her car. She was asking

1017
01:15:51.319 --> 01:15:55.840
like people for cookies because like she
had like like somebody in her car was

1018
01:15:55.840 --> 01:15:59.640
like diabetic or something they need like
sugar. And it was like it was

1019
01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:03.680
crazy, dude. It felt like
it felt like it's like a mini apocalypse

1020
01:16:04.520 --> 01:16:10.199
on that road. But never experienced
anything like that. I would, I

1021
01:16:10.279 --> 01:16:14.159
would for sure, Michael Douglas is
up. There's no way what you just

1022
01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:16.840
said right now, moving ten feet
in four hours, I would have easily.

1023
01:16:16.840 --> 01:16:19.880
I would turn to Michael Douglas falling
down. There's no shot I'm gonna

1024
01:16:19.880 --> 01:16:23.960
be normal after that. I'm gonna
I could be remembering it walking around,

1025
01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:27.880
I could be remembering. I could
be remembering that the like the time.

1026
01:16:28.600 --> 01:16:32.880
All I remember, all I remember
specifically was the sun went down while we

1027
01:16:32.960 --> 01:16:36.680
were on the same road like now. Even if even if that is at

1028
01:16:36.680 --> 01:16:41.680
the beginning, even if that's at
like the beginning of sundown, that's a

1029
01:16:41.800 --> 01:16:44.680
long time to be stuck in gridlock, because that's at least an hour,

1030
01:16:45.239 --> 01:16:49.239
you know what I mean, from
daylight nights. Yeah, it was crazy.

1031
01:16:50.039 --> 01:16:53.399
That was bad. I had a
pretty bad one. I think it

1032
01:16:53.439 --> 01:16:56.720
was Labor Day weekend. The last
time the previous no no, no,

1033
01:16:56.880 --> 01:16:59.800
sorry, not Labor Day week.
It was a New Year's New Year's Eve.

1034
01:17:00.319 --> 01:17:03.399
We we came up to Nicky's I
think or whatever, and then on

1035
01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:08.880
the way back, a lot of
people are going to obviously celebrate New Year's

1036
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:14.800
in in Vegas, and so it
took me almost seven hours to get back

1037
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:20.359
home. I was so fucking mad
that it was I transcended anger. It

1038
01:17:20.439 --> 01:17:24.560
was crazy. I never got there
before where it was just like I feel

1039
01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:29.399
like I'm emotionless. Now I feel
like I'm in the eye of a hurricane,

1040
01:17:29.960 --> 01:17:33.640
and like I could be killing people
and I wouldn't even notice it.

1041
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:38.319
It was like a weird level of
like, I hate this so much.

1042
01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:44.239
You have no idea. I have
problems, but I usually don't get mad

1043
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:47.880
like that. I get mad for
traffic because, like we were saying earlier,

1044
01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:51.920
I know, in a society where
everybody worked together and there wasn't a

1045
01:17:51.960 --> 01:17:58.399
bunch of shitheads, it would flow
always. It would just flow, even

1046
01:17:58.560 --> 01:18:02.079
not super ultra fast, but would
just keep going because people would work ship

1047
01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:05.760
out. But you always see people
fucking it up. You'll see it in

1048
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:10.680
real time. The ship up,
and then the lane has to everybody's gotta

1049
01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:14.039
stop because some stupid ass will try
to cut somebody off or get ahead like

1050
01:18:14.119 --> 01:18:17.479
whatever, and I'm like, you
massive piece of ship. You fucked it

1051
01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:25.840
up for everyone. And I'm like, that guy should die and he would

1052
01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:31.079
be killed in your dictatorship. I
think you get one fucking chance you do

1053
01:18:31.239 --> 01:18:34.880
it again. Trebi shade one thousand
percent. You were getting trebor shade so

1054
01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:39.800
fucking hard. The biggest one I
want to I want to shade to be

1055
01:18:39.840 --> 01:18:43.960
as big as like a building,
just like where is it gonna It's gonna

1056
01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:47.359
send you out an orbit exactly.
I want you to become He's on fire.

1057
01:18:47.399 --> 01:18:51.479
You're gonna You're gonna bounce off lying
up, You're gonna bounce off the

1058
01:18:51.560 --> 01:18:59.560
is s S. Yeah. All
right, we got a handful of more

1059
01:18:59.600 --> 01:19:01.439
questions here. I want to read
this one before we get to the next

1060
01:19:01.479 --> 01:19:03.960
question because I think it's funny.
Pan of Jello wrote and he says,

1061
01:19:04.000 --> 01:19:08.199
not a question, but just wanted
to let Chris know I autistically picked up

1062
01:19:08.199 --> 01:19:12.479
your little sound you make when you're
scrolling through questions. I'm sorry, Hey,

1063
01:19:13.199 --> 01:19:15.680
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I've done
this to you. I don't know

1064
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:18.680
where I picked that up either,
that's the thing that I've heard one other

1065
01:19:18.720 --> 01:19:24.479
person do it besides you. Really, Yeah, I never knew. I

1066
01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:26.600
never knew it was a thing.
I would hear you do it, and

1067
01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:28.079
then I heard it once other and
I was like, oh, that's what

1068
01:19:28.199 --> 01:19:30.840
Chris does, And so I learned
that people do that. I thought it

1069
01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:33.119
was literally just uniquely you. I
thought it was just a you thing.

1070
01:19:34.439 --> 01:19:36.640
Yeah, I don't know. I
don't think my dad ever did it.

1071
01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:40.800
I picked up other things for my
dad, like ranting to myself when I

1072
01:19:40.880 --> 01:19:45.079
think I'm home alone about about where
the why people aren't putting the dishes where

1073
01:19:45.079 --> 01:19:49.199
they're supposed to be. I remember
specifically, dude, I remember being when

1074
01:19:49.239 --> 01:19:53.359
I was a kid and my dad
would be in the kitchen, you like,

1075
01:19:53.439 --> 01:19:56.720
no one puts the fucking no one
puts the fucking forks back where they're

1076
01:19:56.720 --> 01:20:00.720
supposed to be. No one puts
the no one puts the fans or it's

1077
01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:04.399
supposed to be. Why even bother
organizing anything? And he's just in the

1078
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:12.000
kitchen ranting to himself, but how
everyone's about, how everyone's doing everything wrong.

1079
01:20:12.319 --> 01:20:15.439
And it was so it made me
laugh so hard every time, to

1080
01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:19.159
the point where I think I I
think I inadvertently, not not consciously,

1081
01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:26.600
but I think I think part of
me intentionally, at least on some level,

1082
01:20:27.119 --> 01:20:30.159
put things in the wrong places so
I could hear more of those just

1083
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:36.199
so I could hear more of those
rants. But I don't know. I

1084
01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:44.600
have done this with my silverware.
I know you see. I'm sorry I've

1085
01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:47.159
done this to you Panics. I
take a lot of the says to my

1086
01:20:47.279 --> 01:20:51.720
grandma, Like I say, asked, you shall receive all the time,

1087
01:20:53.800 --> 01:20:57.119
and I see you shall find not
going. The door shall be open to

1088
01:20:57.199 --> 01:20:59.920
you, I said a time.
He's like, shut the fuck up.

1089
01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:05.840
I've never heard you say seeking yourself
fine knocking the door shall be opened unto

1090
01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:10.039
you. Like if I'm playing games, like I can really use this and

1091
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:13.720
I find like receieve and she's like
that's really dumb, and I'm like,

1092
01:21:14.199 --> 01:21:16.960
you wouldn't get it, Lily.
It's a very it's a very well.

1093
01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:23.800
I guess almost every Christian uses that. Christian it's been the scientology have really

1094
01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:27.920
adopted that. That's like one of
their big mantras now really and but yeah,

1095
01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:30.359
it's but if everything is borrowed right
from old ship, that's all.

1096
01:21:30.399 --> 01:21:32.800
It is, just recycled. I
also suck my teeth a lot. That's

1097
01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:38.359
a really fucking I hate that ship. I do that ship so often.

1098
01:21:39.039 --> 01:21:43.479
I do that too. Yeah,
I did that too. I don't know

1099
01:21:44.279 --> 01:21:46.760
I hate that ship. I don't
because my grandma did it all the time.

1100
01:21:48.520 --> 01:21:53.000
There was a weird thing that old
people do this. It's like and

1101
01:21:53.119 --> 01:21:57.279
I don't know what it is.
It's almost like they're almost swallowing. They're

1102
01:21:57.279 --> 01:22:00.399
making this. It's almost like like
their throat will be moving on a frog.

1103
01:22:00.479 --> 01:22:03.960
It's like it's like I've noticed like
some old people, it's almost like

1104
01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:10.079
they're thinking and they're doing this weird
Like, I'm like, what the fuck

1105
01:22:10.279 --> 01:22:13.039
is that? Who started that trend? What is the purpose of it?

1106
01:22:13.279 --> 01:22:18.119
I've never asked trend. It's because
it's just I don't understand what it is.

1107
01:22:18.479 --> 01:22:23.760
A lot of times I I just
like the idea that they're doing it.

1108
01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:26.800
They're doing it like a like a
like they're doing it intentionally to fit

1109
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:30.279
in with one another, like the
idea that a trend they go to a

1110
01:22:30.800 --> 01:22:36.159
god, everybody do the and they're
just all the closest, the closest thing

1111
01:22:36.760 --> 01:22:43.720
that uh, the closest thing to
that. The religious stuff that I think

1112
01:22:43.760 --> 01:22:46.680
I picked up was God bless was
I was just be like, look,

1113
01:22:46.760 --> 01:22:54.239
man, it's usually a stand in
for you're stupid and I disagree, is

1114
01:22:54.279 --> 01:22:56.920
how I remember hearing it growing up. It's like I'm gonna go do what

1115
01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:00.479
I remember my cousins would tell me. It's like I'm gonna go, I'm

1116
01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:02.159
gonna jump off. I gonna go
jump off the top of the playground.

1117
01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:06.960
Chris go look, come watch.
I'm like, God bless you. Yeah,

1118
01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:12.479
yeah, I can't you. You've
clearly made the decision, and you

1119
01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:15.399
will. You will face the consequeriod
of time. Other than God bless really

1120
01:23:15.760 --> 01:23:20.399
really grat whatever you will be Like
they do say well, God bless man,

1121
01:23:20.600 --> 01:23:25.119
like some function happens, and I
just say God bless to them,

1122
01:23:25.560 --> 01:23:29.199
completely discerting what they're talking about.
Ever, friend's like, oh man,

1123
01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:31.399
I lost my kid, God bless
man, And it's like, what the

1124
01:23:31.920 --> 01:23:36.880
you guys must do? You have
any sayings from your family that like maybe

1125
01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:40.920
you don't say, but that like
stuck around with you in a sense that

1126
01:23:41.000 --> 01:23:45.279
they sounded like you've never heard them
at like elsewhere. Like I remember my

1127
01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:47.840
aunt had this thing that she would
say to me all the time, whenever

1128
01:23:47.840 --> 01:23:49.640
she would leave, and it was
like there was like a rhythm to it.

1129
01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:51.239
Every time she would leave, she'd
be like, I love you,

1130
01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:57.039
be careful but goodn't behave But it
like it was that quick and it was

1131
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:00.960
like weirdly, it's like a weirdly
catchy thing. You know, it's so

1132
01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:05.760
quick and all. There's something rhythmic
though, Yeah, it almost sounds it

1133
01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:09.159
sound you know what it did.
It sounded like Spanish to me when I

1134
01:24:09.199 --> 01:24:12.600
was a kid, because like my
family would speak so quickly that I remember

1135
01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:15.319
thinking, it's like I don't know
what that word is. I thought it

1136
01:24:15.399 --> 01:24:20.159
was a word, but I remember
it very vividly. And my mom would

1137
01:24:20.159 --> 01:24:24.159
say, uh, she didn't have
very many but she would say she would

1138
01:24:24.199 --> 01:24:30.039
be like yesterday, December seventh,
nineteen forty one, a date which will

1139
01:24:30.079 --> 01:24:38.800
live in infamy the United States of
America was suddenly delivered. Oh yeah,

1140
01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:44.159
where did that? Want? You
did have that? Like, but you

1141
01:24:44.319 --> 01:24:47.920
have that ready? So I have
a I've been on this arc of Uh,

1142
01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:54.640
I just been. I realize I
know a lot about World War two,

1143
01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:58.399
but I also don't like it's a
weird thing. It's a weird like

1144
01:24:58.520 --> 01:25:01.319
word I know exactly what you mean. Really. Yeah. So I've been

1145
01:25:01.399 --> 01:25:05.880
watching actually a lot of like stuff
recently within the past week, kind of

1146
01:25:06.079 --> 01:25:09.279
learning more of the ins and outs
of things, because I was like,

1147
01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:12.079
I'm kind of don't know enough.
I feel like I should know more,

1148
01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:15.600
Like if if someone wanted to actually
really discuss it, and which is never

1149
01:25:15.640 --> 01:25:18.439
gonna happen, I actually would kind
of be very surface level, stupid water

1150
01:25:19.640 --> 01:25:23.439
water talk. And I was like, I don't know, Yeah, Hitler

1151
01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:30.479
was Hitler was mean, Japan was
there. Uh, that's it really,

1152
01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:34.640
like, like really ostensively, that
is the that is the extent of my

1153
01:25:34.760 --> 01:25:38.560
knowledge about World War Two. It's
like, Hitler was mean, Japan was

1154
01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:43.760
there, Jews died, Uh,
the president was a cripple, and that's

1155
01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:47.560
it. Yeah, Yeah, that's
that's that's that's really it. There's literally

1156
01:25:47.640 --> 01:25:51.119
nothing else I know. I know
that the Ogima is a thing, but

1157
01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:59.760
I don't know what that means.
It was, Yeah, is was the

1158
01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:03.800
closest island that they needed to take
to be able to actually have an assault

1159
01:26:03.840 --> 01:26:10.399
on Japan itself, like they were
there was like and then Okinawa was like

1160
01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:13.920
say where, Okay, We're gonna
fuck Okinawa. And then we went from

1161
01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:16.840
there. We want to get to
Tokyo, and then they dropped bombs dead.

1162
01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:24.479
I don't know animate words you're saying, even huhn Tokyo. I know

1163
01:26:24.560 --> 01:26:26.520
that we didn't get there. Well, no, there was no need.

1164
01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:30.680
There was no need. There was
there was no need to put boots on

1165
01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:34.119
the ground, even though we dropped. We dropped holy ruination on them.

1166
01:26:34.399 --> 01:26:40.359
And now they make hen tie and
they entic hen tie because we're fucking warriors,

1167
01:26:41.560 --> 01:26:45.960
warriors out. I know. I
know that the axis was like Italy.

1168
01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:47.359
I know, like like like Mussolani
and all that, but like I

1169
01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:50.840
know very little about Mussolani really,
Like when I think about World War Two,

1170
01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:56.600
I only never think of the Italians
because the Italians were the cowards.

1171
01:26:56.880 --> 01:27:00.279
Was a major douchebag to the point
where they drove him out. They they

1172
01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:04.760
fucking They're like fuck Mussolini. And
then they joined the forces after a while

1173
01:27:04.800 --> 01:27:10.039
because they're like fuck this guy.
Shout yeah, shout out, shout out

1174
01:27:10.079 --> 01:27:15.479
to the Italians. They themselves got
rid of their dictator, like they did

1175
01:27:15.520 --> 01:27:19.840
it themselves. They were like,
look, this guy sucks. He's killing

1176
01:27:19.960 --> 01:27:32.640
people. He's let's people in my
spaghetti he said, where's my spaghett He

1177
01:27:32.720 --> 01:27:41.279
got he gave his speech that was
being spaghetti and and Italia. Someone went

1178
01:27:41.600 --> 01:27:47.039
crazy. Someone just grabbed him and
on the floor they did that World War

1179
01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:51.079
Z thing where they started like climbing
to get up in the balcony. He

1180
01:27:51.279 --> 01:27:55.000
was. He was in a blimp
bro when he said that, and they

1181
01:27:55.159 --> 01:28:00.479
climbed up to the blimp. Bro. They climbed got him. They're all,

1182
01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:09.079
mama me, They're all They're all
running up to him. They're all

1183
01:28:09.159 --> 01:28:13.880
running up to him, and they're
snarling with an accent. Yeah, they're

1184
01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:25.720
like her still killing this man,
killing this man, kill, killing the

1185
01:28:25.800 --> 01:28:30.399
moose, man, killing the moose
man, kill dragon. Dragging by car

1186
01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:32.840
dragon? Mind do they dragged him
through the streets? Bro? Oh,

1187
01:28:32.960 --> 01:28:48.199
I know a bumper dragging behind the
card. He's like, it's a bumper

1188
01:28:59.039 --> 01:29:03.119
him him. Make those noises as
he's barreling down the pavement of a long

1189
01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:11.239
street at forty miles an hour,
bouncing off the curves, swinging into,

1190
01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:28.880
swinging into fucking telephone poles. Who
he's dead. They were shoving mushrooms up

1191
01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:42.079
his ass. His colon's expanding.
They really fucked him up there. They

1192
01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:45.840
really they really it was like him
and him and Saddam husaining. They really

1193
01:29:46.039 --> 01:29:54.560
they really, they really fucked those
guys upon is it. Yeah, that's

1194
01:29:54.560 --> 01:29:59.359
what I'm thinking of. They're all
the same. Yeah, guys, Okay,

1195
01:29:59.479 --> 01:30:01.279
let's go. I heard, I
heard. I heard they literally got

1196
01:30:01.760 --> 01:30:16.680
they got straight up. Oh my
god, that's fucking crazy. I mean,

1197
01:30:16.840 --> 01:30:19.159
let's be real. To the United
States, that is a very true

1198
01:30:19.159 --> 01:30:21.319
statement, Like I don't know whatever
I mean, as far as I mean,

1199
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:25.880
as far as dictators go, like
truthfully, truthfully, like the Middle

1200
01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.399
Eastern like tyrants, Like it's really
difficult for me to distinguish them, not

1201
01:30:29.600 --> 01:30:32.520
on looks, but like on like
they've all done the same thing. Who

1202
01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:35.880
they all just do the same they
all do the same thing in the same

1203
01:30:36.000 --> 01:30:40.680
region. And it's like, all
right, well, Italy only really has

1204
01:30:40.800 --> 01:30:45.840
Mussolini, you know, Germany,
Germany only has Hitler. That's really it.

1205
01:30:46.119 --> 01:30:49.159
Those are the only those are the
only notable people to come out of

1206
01:30:49.159 --> 01:30:51.840
those countries. As far as the
dictatorship goes, well, I guess,

1207
01:30:51.960 --> 01:30:57.880
like as far as like extremely infamous, but you know Italy was fascist before

1208
01:30:57.960 --> 01:31:00.399
that. No, of course,
of course I'm talking about they're on their

1209
01:31:00.439 --> 01:31:02.279
way back low key, they're on
the way back there again. They're crazy

1210
01:31:02.800 --> 01:31:08.920
on their way back there, crazy
that like they just didn't get spanked hard

1211
01:31:09.039 --> 01:31:11.359
enough, right, like say,
Germany has spanked so hard that, like

1212
01:31:11.479 --> 01:31:15.159
I think Italy did it themselves.
That's what it did it themselves, That's

1213
01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:16.720
what I mean. So they really
did get spanked hard enough. And so

1214
01:31:16.840 --> 01:31:26.079
now they're different ends. That's the
jew Yes, bro, one of one

1215
01:31:26.079 --> 01:31:29.680
of those motherfucker's gonna ban spaghetti again. They're gonna they're gonna fly to close

1216
01:31:29.800 --> 01:31:33.119
the sun again. They're getting they're
gonna have to fight. They got to

1217
01:31:33.159 --> 01:31:38.199
fight Chris Pratt's Mario after they do
that ship. I know, I know

1218
01:31:38.359 --> 01:31:41.800
he's not ready for that. Whoever
that We're going to continue what beneath or

1219
01:31:42.039 --> 01:31:45.600
left off. We are the nation
that does not need does spaghetti. And

1220
01:31:45.680 --> 01:31:51.359
then everyone fucking boo. People are
running out of their windows, climbing up

1221
01:31:51.399 --> 01:32:00.960
middle. It's gonna be like Spider
Man, webon shadows, but everybody's all

1222
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:04.239
the time is gonna be the venomized
people. And I'm gonna be trying to

1223
01:32:04.439 --> 01:32:10.920
get that one person that got rid
of spa. They're fucking their bullets are

1224
01:32:11.039 --> 01:32:15.119
sucking those hands, they're just they're
just hard to look like this little little

1225
01:32:17.239 --> 01:32:23.920
they're just throwing angel hair fast enough
to kill people. Like we gotta move

1226
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:32.319
on. We gotta getting skewered through
the heart with an angel hair. You

1227
01:32:32.439 --> 01:32:39.960
get hard enough that you go flying
to the wall. It's like that scene.

1228
01:32:40.039 --> 01:32:42.520
It's like a Spider Man two.
It's like a Spider Man two where

1229
01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:46.079
the tentacle like pierced pit like pincers
that guy to the wall in the hospital,

1230
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:50.359
just like, but it's sat with
an angel hair. All right,

1231
01:32:50.439 --> 01:32:57.880
let's listen. We gotta fucking ridiculous
that tirade z Quef wrote in He says,

1232
01:32:57.920 --> 01:33:00.560
Hey, Derek Sween and their moderator, you get to design a new

1233
01:33:00.800 --> 01:33:06.159
X Men team for a reboot of
Marvel. Which five to seven characters are

1234
01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:10.680
you choosing for your starting lineup?
I'm gonna limit it to I'm gonna limit

1235
01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:15.920
it to five. Seven is too
much. We'll limit it to five for

1236
01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:20.079
the sake of me. Can we
do six to me? X Men six?

1237
01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:28.119
Seven? I'm five this there's five
you need, and you need one

1238
01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:31.720
of there's you need one character that's
really important to the story, and then

1239
01:33:31.800 --> 01:33:36.479
you need the original students that's what
for me, you're already taking seriously,

1240
01:33:38.520 --> 01:33:45.319
shut the fun to me, to
me, to me, my Italians,

1241
01:33:45.960 --> 01:34:02.359
Charles zso Xabiano, it's like me, it's me, my ex. I

1242
01:34:02.399 --> 01:34:05.600
don't know how to say man in
Italian. That I don't actually that's like

1243
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:10.319
a language I said, know quite
a bit, but I don't know any

1244
01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:15.960
I don't know Italian. That are
Spanish words. That's it, the Spanish

1245
01:34:15.960 --> 01:34:23.359
words that gazzi. Uh uh,
I know the assassin's creed stuff. I

1246
01:34:23.439 --> 01:34:30.000
know, I know, I know
senor to senjored you know that, Senora,

1247
01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:34.560
Senora, that's it. How do
you say thank you again? It

1248
01:34:34.720 --> 01:34:38.720
just like glazzi Grazzi? Right,
I just said that, right, Grazzi

1249
01:34:39.359 --> 01:34:43.560
and then uh yeah, yeah,
child was goodbye? I know, or

1250
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:55.840
I think I think something like that. I thought, yeah, but I

1251
01:34:55.880 --> 01:35:00.920
think it's in in in Italian.
There's a every time I hear that word

1252
01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:04.880
now, every time like dying,
Yeah, he's dying. Every time I

1253
01:35:04.960 --> 01:35:11.079
hear that word, though, I
think of is it brad pitten inglorious Bastard's

1254
01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:19.079
yeah, yeah, right, bon
journ now American accent burn now yeah,

1255
01:35:19.560 --> 01:35:29.560
any if we got any Italian people
fucking got the fun up. I gotta

1256
01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:33.680
listen. We gotta build the X
Men. We gotta build the all right,

1257
01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:36.039
we gotta build the Italian. I'm
gonna pop it out of all while

1258
01:35:36.039 --> 01:35:40.880
you guys talk. All right,
So Italian? Is that is that allowed?

1259
01:35:41.119 --> 01:35:44.399
I don't even know it. Drug
you So I don't know about that.

1260
01:35:44.880 --> 01:35:46.079
I actually don't know. I think
it should be fine if it's like

1261
01:35:46.199 --> 01:35:50.640
prescription. Yeah, I don't give
whatever. Yeah, I didn't get this

1262
01:35:50.680 --> 01:35:54.479
from a hero. You can do
Heroin on this podcast, man, this

1263
01:35:54.560 --> 01:36:00.920
is this is a safe place.
I've done Heroin on this podcast. Building.

1264
01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:03.960
So we're talking about like X Men
that exists, like there these are

1265
01:36:04.199 --> 01:36:09.600
this is what the snow that exists, not what I'm making up once I

1266
01:36:09.720 --> 01:36:13.880
made up like we made up some
bullshit like years ago. I don't remember

1267
01:36:13.920 --> 01:36:18.199
what it was called. But come
hands you can make him up if you

1268
01:36:18.279 --> 01:36:24.439
want coming, let me come.
Come. Come. He can touch you,

1269
01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:28.680
and he can. If he touches
you, you'll bust all the liquid

1270
01:36:28.720 --> 01:36:30.920
in your body. So you will, you'll come all the liquid in your

1271
01:36:30.960 --> 01:36:35.920
body out if you touch so he
makes you come like so you essentially he's

1272
01:36:36.000 --> 01:36:42.159
as dangerous as where you can't touch
him. Like you can't control when his

1273
01:36:42.199 --> 01:36:45.720
power works. His power. It's
not an all the odd time if he

1274
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:51.039
if he doesn't like you, he's
like, you're like, make your liquid

1275
01:36:51.079 --> 01:36:58.640
come out of your fucking urethra only
yeah, you you are blasting straight through

1276
01:36:58.680 --> 01:37:02.039
your clothes. You can carves you
candt metal. That's how hard he makes

1277
01:37:02.079 --> 01:37:04.880
you. Come. All right,
so come in or whatever his name is,

1278
01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:09.119
come hands, or whatever his name
is, come come here. Okay,

1279
01:37:09.159 --> 01:37:12.199
come here. So that's that's your
So we're gonna collaborate on this.

1280
01:37:13.239 --> 01:37:15.359
Yeah, we're not gonna eat.
We're not gonna each pick five. We're

1281
01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:17.960
gonna we're gonna we're gonna delegate.
Okay, so we gotta come man,

1282
01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:24.920
Okay, so you gotta come hen
uh who I think we should have one

1283
01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:31.439
real X man in there. Toad, Uh, Toad. Yeah, we'll

1284
01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:34.359
have Toad in there. So Toad, come man, Toad or like,

1285
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:39.199
what is the name of the tech
guy? The tech guy? Yeah,

1286
01:37:39.439 --> 01:37:44.079
I don't know, I don't know. What does he do? I like

1287
01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:46.960
Toad person, like I like Forged, just like what the fuck am I

1288
01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:50.159
around? He's making all these tech
and and like you don't need tech for

1289
01:37:53.800 --> 01:37:56.319
never be on this team. He'd
be like, this is stupid. I'm

1290
01:37:56.359 --> 01:38:03.520
Maudy. Listen, we have hands, we got cumman, We've got toad.

1291
01:38:04.239 --> 01:38:13.000
I vote Rudy Giuliani. I want
Rudy Giuliani on this team, like

1292
01:38:13.279 --> 01:38:17.800
as a human or is he a
mutant in this Rudy Giuliani? Okay,

1293
01:38:18.000 --> 01:38:21.720
And he just leaks grease from his
head. That's that's right, right,

1294
01:38:21.880 --> 01:38:30.000
he's yea. His power is that
he he sweats oil. I got another

1295
01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:32.199
cool one. I got a really
cool one too, Okay, I don't

1296
01:38:32.199 --> 01:38:36.920
want a guy with swivel knees.
He has like swivel like swivel wheels on

1297
01:38:36.960 --> 01:38:44.279
his knees, so he like goes
and he likes like he looks really stupid,

1298
01:38:44.520 --> 01:38:46.600
like he looks really dumb. But
then you realize his range of motion

1299
01:38:46.760 --> 01:38:53.920
and it's like, oh, that's
actually pretty thick. Can yes. So

1300
01:38:54.359 --> 01:38:58.159
so he's got wheels in his knees
is what you're saying. He has like

1301
01:38:58.720 --> 01:39:02.359
he pretty much has like speed years
at his knees spears right, yeah,

1302
01:39:02.479 --> 01:39:06.760
And his range emotional his knees is
any direction he choose to go, and

1303
01:39:06.880 --> 01:39:10.319
he can move in like thirty mos
brow way any direction. So he's like

1304
01:39:10.399 --> 01:39:14.960
really hard. So have you ever
played have you ever played Vanquish that?

1305
01:39:15.319 --> 01:39:17.439
Yes, he's that, it's like
that. Do you know what that game

1306
01:39:17.520 --> 01:39:21.840
is? Derek? Yeah, I've
never played it, though I think you

1307
01:39:21.840 --> 01:39:29.399
would like it. Actually liked the
top of ridiculous. It's yeah, power

1308
01:39:29.479 --> 01:39:32.039
sliding on your knees like that would
be would be fucking amazing. Okay,

1309
01:39:32.119 --> 01:39:34.880
everybody's trying to hit him. He's
like, why can't we hit why can't

1310
01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:39.199
we make contact? What's he's too
mobile? What's his name? What's his

1311
01:39:39.319 --> 01:39:50.479
name? I don't know, wheel
Nies what his name is? Whely o'nelio?

1312
01:39:55.039 --> 01:40:03.560
Really? Oh, Wheelio? All
right? He prefers that to running.

1313
01:40:03.640 --> 01:40:10.600
Now, what are you doing?
Man? We got one come man,

1314
01:40:11.119 --> 01:40:20.399
Toad and h who else? Last
one? Tim Poole without his beanie,

1315
01:40:24.920 --> 01:40:29.479
he's like a constant. He's like
a constant solar flare. It's almost

1316
01:40:29.520 --> 01:40:35.359
like at him. He's very bald. Yes, he's extremely you never seen

1317
01:40:36.199 --> 01:40:43.319
I've never seen him without his ban
on. Well, pull up, he

1318
01:40:44.600 --> 01:40:48.760
is gone. Well he has had
this discussion. He just had a little

1319
01:40:49.079 --> 01:40:54.319
cold, a saki thing. But
I imagined by now he's just totally he's

1320
01:40:54.359 --> 01:40:58.239
bald. He's bald. He's a
he's a totally bald person. We already

1321
01:40:58.279 --> 01:41:00.600
had this discussion. There is no
such thing as bad to the point where

1322
01:41:00.640 --> 01:41:02.640
nobody has any hair, like it's
not real. Well, it's just like

1323
01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:12.800
some people have, like panes.
Yeah, and that's why I'm clarifying.

1324
01:41:12.960 --> 01:41:23.199
Is his head bald on? No? Is it technically shaven, not that

1325
01:41:23.319 --> 01:41:26.840
we've seen. No. Even when
he got his head his beanie snatched off

1326
01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:30.600
one of the last protests he was
that years ago, that beanie off.

1327
01:41:30.920 --> 01:41:36.880
I mean, I mean tim Timothy
Pool alone even killed alone, he probably

1328
01:41:36.880 --> 01:41:41.520
got playing people killed. You know. His his family, like his mom,

1329
01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:46.079
his dad, and his sister made
YouTube videos shipping on him like they're

1330
01:41:46.159 --> 01:41:49.560
very less crazy. Yeah, they're
very low key. His sister and his

1331
01:41:49.720 --> 01:41:54.800
dad like something Lisa Pool and I
forgot his dad's name, but they mind

1332
01:41:54.920 --> 01:41:59.439
they put online themselves. I have
no idea I have. I have no

1333
01:41:59.520 --> 01:42:04.159
idea what he is or anything.
He tempoole I yeah, I mean I

1334
01:42:04.239 --> 01:42:09.880
don't think so. He To me, if he's Hispanic, I would say,

1335
01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:15.399
he's like fucking like he just looks
like European to me. That really

1336
01:42:15.439 --> 01:42:19.680
bothers me. What bothers me about
Timpole is that he's actually like a talented

1337
01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:24.880
dude. That's what really frustrates me
about him, is that, like he

1338
01:42:24.920 --> 01:42:29.600
could have done so many other things. Well, yeah, he's a good

1339
01:42:29.600 --> 01:42:31.840
skater's he's a good guitarist too.
Like I jammed with him I think a

1340
01:42:31.840 --> 01:42:33.600
couple of years ago, and he's
like he's really good at it, and

1341
01:42:33.640 --> 01:42:38.680
it's just like, man, yeah, what a shame. Yeah, I

1342
01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:43.760
also hate so okay, it's main
character scenario where he like sing now in

1343
01:42:43.840 --> 01:42:45.039
his music and I'm like, don't
do that, dude, Just be the

1344
01:42:45.079 --> 01:42:48.600
guitarist. Just be the guitarist,
dude. Okay. So yeah, it's

1345
01:42:53.800 --> 01:43:00.199
to me bye, to me,
am I X man and uh and him

1346
01:43:00.239 --> 01:43:09.279
pool rolls in, he does a
bell roll, flashes like the sun and

1347
01:43:09.399 --> 01:43:15.479
then and then uh, come man, furiously masturbating comes on. The comes

1348
01:43:15.520 --> 01:43:20.720
on the lens of the camera,
and then we see, uh, who

1349
01:43:20.760 --> 01:43:28.239
else was on? Who else was
in this rudy? We see him just

1350
01:43:28.279 --> 01:43:35.600
standing completely still in sweating vigorously,
and then you see the idea of a

1351
01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:40.359
character like willing, what are you
gonna do? And come man, just

1352
01:43:40.600 --> 01:43:44.600
thrust his dick into the ground.
And the earth starts shaking and the guys

1353
01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:50.680
start coming out of the ground.
That's crazy, that's man, that's yeah,

1354
01:43:50.960 --> 01:44:00.680
that's my strungs technique. Afterwards,
mutant, that's that's magic. That's

1355
01:44:00.800 --> 01:44:03.760
crazy. That's mega level. Bro's
least like he's like at least like more

1356
01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:11.920
powerful than fucking magneto. Like come, come, come hands is arguably as

1357
01:44:11.960 --> 01:44:15.800
strong as cable for power. Like
it's a real like like they're about would

1358
01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:18.800
do a lot of damage to the
planet and people are like, what the

1359
01:44:18.960 --> 01:44:23.399
fuck you're just come based Like,
yeah, there's a lot of calm,

1360
01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:28.960
dude, Think how many people have
existed? Power of all that come,

1361
01:44:30.359 --> 01:44:35.239
all come that will ever and has
ever existed? I can control to me,

1362
01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:40.520
yeah, my sex, amen,
my sex, second will come in

1363
01:44:40.600 --> 01:44:44.840
the future. I can control future
come. I can't control paths come.

1364
01:44:45.119 --> 01:44:48.560
I can control come on different planets
days. I can control the sars come

1365
01:44:53.479 --> 01:44:56.760
days of future come. I'd be
like that'd be a good one. How

1366
01:44:56.800 --> 01:45:02.039
many sentinels comes sentinels can come to
all? Right, now you're getting we

1367
01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:10.640
got our team last question, outrageous, got our last question, and then

1368
01:45:10.840 --> 01:45:13.920
uh and then after that, do
one of you guys want to who wants

1369
01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:17.399
to read the who wants to read
the names? Oh yeah, I don't

1370
01:45:19.319 --> 01:45:25.560
all right, well king since reading
the names, but that was the test.

1371
01:45:27.479 --> 01:45:31.359
Nice, that was the test with
the point of ask you I hate

1372
01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:36.520
that, don't worry. It's like
I have to come, don't weigh a

1373
01:45:36.600 --> 01:45:41.199
cum don't need to come to get
a wrecked up on his meat balster made

1374
01:45:41.199 --> 01:45:43.840
by Denzel come Road. He says, hello punk head, metal head and

1375
01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:47.079
sneakerhead, first time writing in that
I have been watching since the amos E

1376
01:45:47.279 --> 01:45:51.159
episode that was a long time ago. Finally subscribed just to get my I

1377
01:45:51.279 --> 01:45:55.920
remember you know why. I know
that's a long time because I remember editing

1378
01:45:55.960 --> 01:46:00.239
the thumbnail and I haven't done that
in fucking years. Uh but I haven't

1379
01:46:00.239 --> 01:46:02.520
been watching, but I've been watching
since name was the episode. Finally subscribed,

1380
01:46:02.560 --> 01:46:11.119
just to get my hands on that
that brill the brill t so ridiculous.

1381
01:46:11.399 --> 01:46:14.359
Welcome aboard, thank you, thank
you for that. Shirt's going to

1382
01:46:14.399 --> 01:46:16.800
be gone by the way, very
like, but that's such a stupid That

1383
01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:23.279
was our test print. That's the
only reason that that's available for sale is

1384
01:46:23.359 --> 01:46:26.880
because it was our test print.
That's gonna go super sued By the way,

1385
01:46:26.880 --> 01:46:29.239
do you guys see that somebody in
it? Did you guys see that

1386
01:46:29.319 --> 01:46:32.079
somebody animated him? Someone animated it? That was fucking cool. I just

1387
01:46:32.119 --> 01:46:40.920
saw it recently. Actually shows very
into tweets to me. Yeah too.

1388
01:46:41.560 --> 01:46:45.000
Anyway, that's what I meant,
he says. My question is My question

1389
01:46:45.239 --> 01:46:48.920
is what is something you were out
of the loop on slash didn't get around

1390
01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:51.600
to for the longest time, but
when you did, it ended up being

1391
01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:55.720
one of your favorite things you've ever
seen. I asked this because I finally

1392
01:46:55.720 --> 01:46:58.920
watched Dracula Flow a couple of weeks
ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid

1393
01:46:58.960 --> 01:47:02.000
ten minutes. Much love, happy
late birthday to Swing, and thank you

1394
01:47:02.079 --> 01:47:05.880
for keeping my work shifts bearable as
I clean up after grown adults who can't

1395
01:47:05.960 --> 01:47:11.039
keep a public restroom clean. Damn
sorry, sorry to hear about that.

1396
01:47:11.720 --> 01:47:17.359
I help you through that. Yeah, totally. Yeah, one will kill

1397
01:47:17.399 --> 01:47:21.600
you that. I'm sure. There's
Oh my god, there's so many examples

1398
01:47:21.640 --> 01:47:25.640
of this. It's so funny.
Though. I didn't expect this dude was

1399
01:47:25.720 --> 01:47:28.439
going to say dractly. I thought
he was going to say, like a

1400
01:47:28.520 --> 01:47:31.319
piece of media, like a piece
of art. That's like I was thinking

1401
01:47:31.359 --> 01:47:34.840
like he was gonna say a television
series or something. He's like Dracula Flow.

1402
01:47:35.399 --> 01:47:39.840
He's like, this is my ship
now. So I always expected that.

1403
01:47:41.880 --> 01:47:45.920
Yeah, yeah, there's there's there's
so many things. I'm laid on

1404
01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:48.399
most things because I don't like to. Uh. First of all, I

1405
01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:53.479
hate like x N ninety seven is
pissing me off, for example, because

1406
01:47:53.680 --> 01:47:58.760
I have to wait weekly, Like
I'm I'm having that anticipate anticipatory feeling where

1407
01:47:58.800 --> 01:48:00.800
most things I'm like, oh fucking
wait for the whole Tired series to wrap

1408
01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:04.039
up and then I'll watch it in
bulk because I just prefer that. I

1409
01:48:04.439 --> 01:48:11.680
prefer it. Now I'm gonna fuck
about weekly discussions and stuff because anyway.

1410
01:48:12.079 --> 01:48:18.439
Uh so, yeah, I something
that I jumped on really late. Well

1411
01:48:18.479 --> 01:48:24.920
i'll tell you that. Technically,
I jumped on Mass Effect kind of late

1412
01:48:25.760 --> 01:48:29.880
where I didn't pay attention to it. My brother was playing mass Effect two

1413
01:48:29.880 --> 01:48:31.119
and I visited him at his apartment
and I was like, oh, looks

1414
01:48:31.119 --> 01:48:35.439
pretty cool, and I just kind
of brush it off like I didn't really

1415
01:48:35.560 --> 01:48:39.880
wasn't really paying attention. And then
I played a mass Effect two closer to

1416
01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:45.199
when Mass Effect three was was I
think they were starting they had like it

1417
01:48:45.279 --> 01:48:47.199
was starting to get buzz. I
don't know if the demo was out yet,

1418
01:48:47.199 --> 01:48:49.359
but I was close to around that
time where I was like, this

1419
01:48:49.520 --> 01:48:53.319
is fucking amazing, and then it
was cool. So then I got to

1420
01:48:53.319 --> 01:48:56.079
play Mass Effect three just a little
bit after, you know, it released.

1421
01:48:56.239 --> 01:48:59.359
I don't know how many months afterwards, but I jumped on that hype

1422
01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:01.680
just way late and I was like, I can't fucking believe I didn't play

1423
01:49:01.720 --> 01:49:05.159
this immediately. It was, uh, yeah, that was a big one

1424
01:49:05.199 --> 01:49:10.720
for me. Yeah, that was
kind of those kind of I mean from

1425
01:49:10.760 --> 01:49:13.600
a technicality standpoint, I guess Halo
is that for me too, because I

1426
01:49:13.640 --> 01:49:17.840
didn't really get into it until I
didn't really truly get into it until just

1427
01:49:17.960 --> 01:49:23.520
before three, like two thousand and
six, so Halo two. So Halo

1428
01:49:23.560 --> 01:49:26.600
two had been out for like a
couple of years and I had it and

1429
01:49:26.680 --> 01:49:29.680
I played it a lot, but
I don't think I I understood that I

1430
01:49:29.880 --> 01:49:30.880
liked to play it, but I
didn't unerstand. I didn't understand that I

1431
01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:34.600
loved it yet. Because I didn't, it didn't really absorb into me.

1432
01:49:34.960 --> 01:49:40.079
And then like three was just such
a hype, like an unavoidable hype thing

1433
01:49:40.920 --> 01:49:45.039
that it just consumed me and then
I like retroactively played everything. So technically

1434
01:49:45.079 --> 01:49:48.000
that was late, but I outside
of media, I'll say this, I

1435
01:49:48.119 --> 01:49:55.359
was really late to uh sushi,
like as food, like specifically because I

1436
01:49:55.439 --> 01:50:00.439
remember trying sushi sushi rolls at like
certain places or around my around where like

1437
01:50:00.520 --> 01:50:03.319
we lived in Fishkill, and I
hated. I didn't like it at all,

1438
01:50:03.520 --> 01:50:05.840
and I didn't like the imitation crab. I didn't like the fucking cucumber

1439
01:50:05.880 --> 01:50:10.079
in it. I was like,
this sucks. And then it wasn't until

1440
01:50:10.079 --> 01:50:14.319
I think I moved out here literally
that I had like just the fish with

1441
01:50:14.399 --> 01:50:17.039
the rice, Like I think,
what is that called? This is like

1442
01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:20.760
a word for it, nighery or
something, I don't know, whatever,

1443
01:50:20.880 --> 01:50:25.840
there's a word for it. When
I had that, When I had that,

1444
01:50:25.960 --> 01:50:30.039
I was like, oh, I'm
twenty two and I like this.

1445
01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:34.239
I should have been having this the
whole time. This is annoying. So

1446
01:50:34.319 --> 01:50:41.079
I like I was really late to
that, not media or anything, but

1447
01:50:41.680 --> 01:50:44.119
it's so it's the one that came
to mind because that's the one I'm super

1448
01:50:44.239 --> 01:50:46.680
late to that counts. I mean, I I feel you. I,

1449
01:50:46.880 --> 01:50:50.079
well, I never, I just
never. I'm a cooked man. I'm

1450
01:50:50.159 --> 01:50:56.079
cooked cooked. I don't have raw
fish. Everything better to me. I

1451
01:50:56.199 --> 01:51:00.399
just I just don't think. Literally, I think that's true for everything except

1452
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:08.560
for fish. I think cooked fish
tastes like shit. Really yeah, whever

1453
01:51:08.640 --> 01:51:11.840
we have this conversation cooked fish,
I'm like, this tastes pretty good about

1454
01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:14.880
it. Don't like fish. I've
had good cooked fish, But the issue

1455
01:51:14.960 --> 01:51:19.439
is, like the best cooked fish
I've had is almost always worse than the

1456
01:51:19.560 --> 01:51:25.800
most mid cooked chicken, mid cooked
pork, mid cooked steak that I've ever

1457
01:51:25.920 --> 01:51:29.680
had. Like, I've never had
fish that blew me the fuck away where

1458
01:51:29.720 --> 01:51:32.600
I'm like, except when it's you
know, in sushi, which is the

1459
01:51:32.720 --> 01:51:35.760
only fruit that you can really eat
raw like that. So like I'm just

1460
01:51:35.800 --> 01:51:39.000
saying, well, I'm not gonna
eat this. I'm not gonna eat this

1461
01:51:39.199 --> 01:51:43.279
meat that is specifically exclusively like one
of the few meats that you can eat

1462
01:51:43.399 --> 01:51:46.760
raw cooked if it's like the least
satisfying cooked meat of the meats available,

1463
01:51:47.359 --> 01:51:50.119
whereas all the other meats that you
have to cook you can't eat raw,

1464
01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:51.920
Like why would I? Why would
I? Like? Why would I?

1465
01:51:53.199 --> 01:51:56.720
I don't like fish. I will
never eat fish willingly anymore in my life.

1466
01:51:57.760 --> 01:52:01.119
When I was younger, I've had
some snapper my grandmother has like made

1467
01:52:01.159 --> 01:52:03.199
when I was younger, She's like, try to try a piece of it,

1468
01:52:03.640 --> 01:52:06.600
and I can tell it tastes good, but I don't want it,

1469
01:52:06.760 --> 01:52:11.039
like I don't want for fish.
So your your problem is like you just

1470
01:52:11.079 --> 01:52:15.239
don't want to eat fish mainly.
That's like I understand that. Like I,

1471
01:52:15.880 --> 01:52:17.359
I had bad experiences. I'm not
saying you had a bad experience,

1472
01:52:17.399 --> 01:52:20.880
but I had a bad experience with
a I may have told the story before,

1473
01:52:20.960 --> 01:52:24.119
but I was. I grew up
being a sick kid. I couldn't

1474
01:52:24.159 --> 01:52:28.880
keep most solids down till I was
like four, and my grandma had no

1475
01:52:29.520 --> 01:52:31.680
respect for that or anything about me
being a sick kid and not really being

1476
01:52:31.680 --> 01:52:34.600
able to eat a lot of stuff. And she would make the nastiest fucking

1477
01:52:34.760 --> 01:52:39.039
like greens, like well, the
nastiest smelling things to me, like you

1478
01:52:39.119 --> 01:52:42.159
know, like a lot of Southern
shit that just smelled fucking nasty to me,

1479
01:52:42.600 --> 01:52:45.399
and she would be like, oh, you can't you you must eat

1480
01:52:45.439 --> 01:52:47.079
this kind of a thing. And
it made me have a disdain for a

1481
01:52:47.079 --> 01:52:51.479
lot of stuff got older. A
lot of greens like that don't taste bad

1482
01:52:51.520 --> 01:52:55.319
to me anymore, but I just
don't want them. I just don't want

1483
01:52:55.359 --> 01:52:57.399
them, like I just don't like, I just don't want it. I'm

1484
01:52:57.399 --> 01:52:59.199
like, I don't, I don't
want to eat it, and even though

1485
01:52:59.359 --> 01:53:00.359
I'll eat it times and I'm like, yeah, it's fine, I just

1486
01:53:00.479 --> 01:53:03.920
don't fucking want to get away from
me. I'll get my greens from fucking

1487
01:53:04.000 --> 01:53:08.840
supplements, just like I have fucking
Vinamin supplements in it, and I get

1488
01:53:08.840 --> 01:53:13.319
everything I need. And so I
understand that sentiment. And fish is complicated

1489
01:53:13.359 --> 01:53:16.399
too, though, because there's a
lot of fish that just smells like as

1490
01:53:16.600 --> 01:53:20.079
already, and then some people are
like I don't want that. And then

1491
01:53:20.119 --> 01:53:24.159
there's your fancier fish that like tastes
more like chicken. But it's like,

1492
01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:26.840
if you're trying to get more of
a chicken flavor, might as well have

1493
01:53:26.960 --> 01:53:30.119
chicken, you know, like say
like a halibit or a swordfish or something

1494
01:53:30.159 --> 01:53:32.239
that tastes pretty fucking good, it
doesn't have a really fishy taste to it.

1495
01:53:32.960 --> 01:53:35.039
A lot of people are like,
this is great fish, and I'm

1496
01:53:35.079 --> 01:53:39.000
like, well, you could get
probably better chicken in it, and it's

1497
01:53:39.079 --> 01:53:45.279
better and cheaper, and catfish is
amazing in my opinion, you fried cashfish

1498
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:48.159
is fucking awesome. But some people
that are hardcore fish fans hate fucking catfish,

1499
01:53:48.960 --> 01:53:54.560
like it's just complicated. So fish
is kind of weird. But I'll

1500
01:53:55.039 --> 01:53:58.359
I'll fuck up some fish though.
Yeah, I don't know. I think

1501
01:53:58.399 --> 01:54:01.399
it's a texture of it. I
don't like it comes apart like telapia and

1502
01:54:01.479 --> 01:54:03.920
salmon, like the way, like
the way it comes apart in like weird

1503
01:54:04.000 --> 01:54:08.439
like slices, like as you're eating, and it's like I love that.

1504
01:54:08.600 --> 01:54:11.359
Man. I just Salmon's too fishy
to me. Man, I can't Mike

1505
01:54:11.920 --> 01:54:15.000
Jojo loves salmon, and I'm like
tilapia. I don't. The house smells

1506
01:54:15.079 --> 01:54:19.079
like fucking ship. Man, it
just sells. I can't do it.

1507
01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:25.359
Telopia's is the standard fish, right, that's the standard. Like it's cheap.

1508
01:54:25.520 --> 01:54:28.479
It's if you're trying to just get
cheap lean protein, get a big

1509
01:54:28.560 --> 01:54:31.880
bag of talapia. It's just it's
the lean is shit you can get.

1510
01:54:33.319 --> 01:54:40.439
I might get a fash later.
I actually want sushi now, all right,

1511
01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:44.159
Hell yeah, ude's get the fuck
out of here. It's time.

1512
01:54:45.159 --> 01:54:46.920
Yeah, we've been we've been at
it for a while or like a reasonable

1513
01:54:46.960 --> 01:54:49.359
time. I think what's our what's
our recording app? Yeah, and that's

1514
01:54:49.359 --> 01:54:54.920
about the time to go. Well, thanks for listening to this episode of

1515
01:54:55.119 --> 01:54:58.600
the snark Tank podcast. Remember can
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1516
01:54:58.920 --> 01:55:02.199
gets your merch It's snark tank dot
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1517
01:55:02.640 --> 01:55:08.279
on the Patreon and uh you can
see that. What are you doing?

1518
01:55:08.279 --> 01:55:11.000
What are you doing? What is
that on your head? New hat?

1519
01:55:11.960 --> 01:55:16.159
My new hat? What? What? What object is that? It's a

1520
01:55:16.239 --> 01:55:21.239
cap for my water bottle. I
did't understand. I didn't understand what I

1521
01:55:21.279 --> 01:55:27.359
was looking at for a seconds,
Like the what the strap really really confused

1522
01:55:27.479 --> 01:55:31.239
me. All Right, so we're
gonna read the names of our twenty five

1523
01:55:31.239 --> 01:55:36.800
dollars patrons now, uh canseon take
it away? Are you ready? Swing?

1524
01:55:39.720 --> 01:55:45.239
We've pup real quick? Oh you
okay? Yeah? Just slow on

1525
01:55:45.319 --> 01:55:49.239
that ship, bro? How was
it fucking badger? For no reason?

1526
01:55:56.359 --> 01:56:00.479
Guys? I don't usually fuck with
monster because who gives a fuck? Like,

1527
01:56:00.880 --> 01:56:05.600
but the green tea is immaculate.
I was shocked because I was like,

1528
01:56:05.640 --> 01:56:09.039
I just want something to wake me
up and blah blah blah blah blah,

1529
01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:14.159
Oh my god, emailing me.
Okay, I'm gonna count downright,

1530
01:56:14.720 --> 01:56:21.319
Sorry, all right, three two, one, go round eyed Asian,

1531
01:56:21.640 --> 01:56:26.640
I am come, don't wake com
don't need come to get come, get

1532
01:56:26.720 --> 01:56:31.960
erecked me? What you called a
byzantine by Denzel Carry's fucking that's terrible.

1533
01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:35.840
Who put the sex in the sex
offense? Who put the sex to the

1534
01:56:35.920 --> 01:56:43.079
sex defender? Yeah that's me?
Zero zero hercules. Brian Briah been on,

1535
01:56:43.760 --> 01:56:46.279
been all up in your What the
hell do you? What did you

1536
01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:51.560
just say? Ben? An opinion? Brian Brian beIN opin your What did

1537
01:56:51.640 --> 01:56:58.399
I say? Say it again?
Brian Brian been up in you, been

1538
01:56:58.479 --> 01:57:05.760
all up in you. Sorry it's
Ben. I don't want to please on

1539
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:13.720
pussy like a bloodhound. Her yeast
infection turned me into turned my sinuses cavity

1540
01:57:14.319 --> 01:57:19.159
into a brewery. That's disgusting.
And she raised my flag till nepal for

1541
01:57:19.439 --> 01:57:25.800
sub super Earth. She raises my
flag till I napalm for super Earth.

1542
01:57:26.439 --> 01:57:31.680
The home Depot day laborer who touched
my son, Negro Manson, Miguelo Harris

1543
01:57:31.720 --> 01:57:39.399
Trance mass pussy, Walter Goggins,
Terry and pussy is life for the next

1544
01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:45.159
Oh blish splish. I was getting
splitch splash. I was gaping his ass.

1545
01:57:45.520 --> 01:57:50.199
There's a prank bro as he places
a seamen in his penis. As

1546
01:57:50.239 --> 01:57:55.079
he plays a semen in his peenis, doesn't makes sense. Pussy boy wants

1547
01:57:55.840 --> 01:58:00.760
he wanted beef after galactic exosition.
Wipe me down because I'm covered in cume,

1548
01:58:00.800 --> 01:58:05.560
Little booze, that's pretty funny.
Jack the world's fastest MAJORI and the

1549
01:58:05.640 --> 01:58:12.000
only snark tank fan from New Zealand. I thought Chris was on the New

1550
01:58:12.439 --> 01:58:16.479
Cheese and Sap knack box. What
the fuck that is? Big meat?

1551
01:58:16.479 --> 01:58:21.119
The stinks Andy the man whose hand
jobs asked here? And Dandy time in

1552
01:58:21.239 --> 01:58:29.760
my climax to the Buddy Holly guitar
lick Buddy Holly, who's Buddy Holly her?

1553
01:58:31.680 --> 01:58:35.760
If you take Tempoo's beanie off,
he looks like a ped that's fucking

1554
01:58:35.880 --> 01:58:41.000
bead. He smoked her, eating
out her, puts her her mountain meat

1555
01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:45.239
to get your horse, seciless,
What do you what are you reading?

1556
01:58:45.359 --> 01:58:51.079
Eating out her meat mountain to get
the wares ceaciless. I don't know what

1557
01:58:51.199 --> 01:58:57.079
that is. I think Uncle Magic
molested Tom Sweeney at the ripe age of

1558
01:58:57.199 --> 01:59:01.239
thirty at his birthday party. He
did not. Walter and Jesse's as courage

1559
01:59:01.399 --> 01:59:09.119
and Eustace Tica She's seek at white
gay lover small rou his name of the

1560
01:59:09.159 --> 01:59:13.880
real Chris died after the Schmucks podcast. I don't know what that means,

1561
01:59:14.279 --> 01:59:19.359
homeless chance fam who's comes Alexander and
I think you're reading the right list?

1562
01:59:20.560 --> 01:59:24.520
Really are you reading the right list? I know in the twenty five dollars

1563
01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:28.399
patrons of pay twenty five dollars?
How many? How many? Wait?

1564
01:59:28.520 --> 01:59:32.840
Wait, did you did you sell
status active? I did not do that,

1565
01:59:33.640 --> 01:59:39.479
my nigga. I don't think I
had to do that. Well you

1566
01:59:39.560 --> 01:59:45.079
did it the last time time.
Go back down to uh active payments.

1567
01:59:45.439 --> 01:59:54.199
So yes, Heath Smoker gives.
Go back down to smoremu So how many

1568
01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:57.119
is there? It should be three
pages? Then it should be three pages?

1569
01:59:57.239 --> 02:00:00.600
Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha. I'll get a home almost transfer.

1570
02:00:00.720 --> 02:00:06.479
Who comes Destney certifies Zionists, certified
gen Decider thanks to saving my life

1571
02:00:08.000 --> 02:00:13.720
and all of your gay The entire
reality a bashed like a bag of carrots.

1572
02:00:14.279 --> 02:00:17.840
Listen to the sword drawn by Army
of the Pharaohs, and see if

1573
02:00:17.880 --> 02:00:25.319
you recognize the sample. They're like
Jedi my tricks. Excuse me, plus

1574
02:00:26.920 --> 02:00:31.720
I'm not saying it again. Well, this is awesome, the reader.

1575
02:00:31.880 --> 02:00:38.079
One of my lectures do by the
lead singer of Pixies. I once saw

1576
02:00:38.199 --> 02:00:43.000
Sweeney do a fifty slow slow handstand
push ups. You never saw me do

1577
02:00:43.119 --> 02:00:48.960
that. Ksces my curse there is
come burning on what to find? Who

1578
02:00:49.159 --> 02:00:56.239
will? Who will you come for
me? Mister pants? My biggest fantasy

1579
02:00:56.359 --> 02:01:00.760
is to watch pregnant Chris get ran
through by all the food of Spider Man.

1580
02:01:00.840 --> 02:01:05.760
That's terrible. Ball of the first
sin Spud befutters Hey, guys,

1581
02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:10.920
I fell asleep. Can you do
the whole episode over for me? Jolly

1582
02:01:10.960 --> 02:01:17.279
old dipshit, white nipples fallout,
actor moistus Arius, May the loads drip

1583
02:01:17.359 --> 02:01:27.039
and splatter most This is so ridiculous. That's so dumb. Fiberglass, the

1584
02:01:27.159 --> 02:01:32.239
flesh light plank, Dracula flow smoking
that ship that made Stevie wonder. That's

1585
02:01:34.359 --> 02:01:43.319
retarded grade Fred Flintstone in all over
himself, Jackass three addictions, Hunter Dubois

1586
02:01:43.479 --> 02:01:48.800
Young Young eat Dick all day.
That's one page, Okay, Lily's milking

1587
02:01:49.159 --> 02:01:55.399
as asthmen cold Lily has been gold
for the first one drop of piss.

1588
02:01:55.439 --> 02:02:01.479
That's terrible, the world's slowest,
skinniest, most breathable moral Maori. The

1589
02:02:01.600 --> 02:02:06.840
Beatles give us wait, the Beatles, give us your dong your the penis

1590
02:02:06.920 --> 02:02:13.279
man that's written horribly Wow, Lily, disparagus binging piss dealer. You must

1591
02:02:13.840 --> 02:02:19.399
go to the the bodega system.
It's Dago buzzystem, casual container, the

1592
02:02:19.479 --> 02:02:24.560
cracker barrel for gays called case.
You can take with us gaze this gruntle

1593
02:02:24.640 --> 02:02:29.720
Donald Trump's burping on Dom's clips.
My granny shits with the door open,

1594
02:02:30.960 --> 02:02:36.840
Max Silhouette. I convince my friend
twenty five that a camel second hump is

1595
02:02:36.920 --> 02:02:42.479
where he stores the piss. I
made sure to come clean because I remember

1596
02:02:42.520 --> 02:02:46.720
it and it's the name is cut
off. She pipping on my pippa possum.

1597
02:02:47.359 --> 02:02:54.239
Chris Milk's smile masketball on the weekend? What is that on the weekend?

1598
02:02:54.880 --> 02:02:58.760
Derek, Please stop being wrong all
the time. No problem, maybe

1599
02:02:58.840 --> 02:03:03.239
slightly above average energy. How can
I be homo humby homophobic? I blew

1600
02:03:03.319 --> 02:03:10.159
his brains out just a hard r
star coffee rip the digital hookah, and

1601
02:03:10.319 --> 02:03:17.239
now I'm getting molested on the what
is it on a step embryotic Sheldon one

1602
02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:23.319
way one I've learned one, I've
learned what one I've learned from Drake and

1603
02:03:23.439 --> 02:03:28.279
Kendrick Vertius Kendrick is that Toronto accent
is fucking awful, somehow worse than the

1604
02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:31.880
sweetish accent. My son froze to
death in the wastelands of Ohio, going

1605
02:03:32.039 --> 02:03:36.279
homeless, paying you Fox, and
now I'm at his memorial. R Ip

1606
02:03:36.439 --> 02:03:43.800
John, what is it transformed?
Gremlin exposing people with lack of intolerance to

1607
02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:54.079
nine hundred million nine roddents of ionized
radiation hush wormst create a Canadian featuring an

1608
02:03:54.359 --> 02:04:00.880
icy hand job from the frosty Ed
Moulton hit hooker. It's your boy,

1609
02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:05.880
Shawne D Agent forty seven in a
lobster car and lobster suit, giggling and

1610
02:04:06.000 --> 02:04:11.359
wiggling his music schoolgirl, waiting for
Warren g r D to enter the kitchen

1611
02:04:12.800 --> 02:04:18.039
thirty XO mag Dump, farting toward
the Honest Abes statue at the Lincoln Memorial.

1612
02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:23.239
There is no cock like horse cock. Sendra asshole in the shock.

1613
02:04:23.680 --> 02:04:28.239
You need more cock of horse cock. That's terrible, slipping stroke and smoking

1614
02:04:28.359 --> 02:04:32.079
joking. Emoticon is going like this
drip and mah, Lord of Homeless,

1615
02:04:32.159 --> 02:04:36.279
drip Hello, cool j voice,
don't call the cumshot Obi, won't you

1616
02:04:36.399 --> 02:04:43.279
blow me? Jackson Verman, Norwegian
game dev now developing cardboard quest. I'm

1617
02:04:43.359 --> 02:04:49.680
homeless now. Kremlin to Kremlin,
h did Membranes is our only light skin?

1618
02:04:49.840 --> 02:04:55.720
Hispanic rep Did Membrane? Who's did
Membrane? Is that in person?

1619
02:04:56.399 --> 02:05:03.359
Div is from Gonna Steal your bones? Dips Hispanic? Yeah he is really

1620
02:05:04.239 --> 02:05:08.520
Yeah. I mean they're all Hispanic, like Davin Gas and like because Johan

1621
02:05:08.600 --> 02:05:13.039
Vasquez is Mexican and so he made
everybody everybody's that's everybody to be fire.

1622
02:05:13.720 --> 02:05:18.359
Yeah. She outas on my mention
to like, wait wait she as wrath

1623
02:05:18.479 --> 02:05:25.960
on my synhos wait wait as wrath
on my mentron to licenthos. I guess

1624
02:05:26.439 --> 02:05:31.920
one fish to fish gay fish swenfish
zoo by by Denzel Fury and rounding out

1625
02:05:31.960 --> 02:05:35.560
our list, King of Haphazards Racists
fall out, Walter Gaggin's be like,

1626
02:05:36.800 --> 02:05:41.840
like, know what we used to
call you your kind before the bombs fell?

1627
02:05:41.920 --> 02:05:46.039
Darkie He called them a dark wage
slave five eight three sad man from

1628
02:05:46.119 --> 02:05:50.279
Michigan. Uh, telling the boys
it isn't gay to join the Snart tank

1629
02:05:50.359 --> 02:05:57.039
sex call as a bottom. But
I'm secretly crossing my fingers the Beannie Brothers,

1630
02:05:57.399 --> 02:06:01.760
Master Roshi Flow the drain, Master
Roach's corn stick and water and got

1631
02:06:01.840 --> 02:06:06.800
straight pop and launch and sens of
beans all right. Next page, Don

1632
02:06:06.960 --> 02:06:12.039
Donkerson, I speak for the I
speak for the trees for them. For

1633
02:06:12.199 --> 02:06:15.760
some fucking reason, they are speaking
for Vietnamese, installing a falsey nerd link

1634
02:06:15.840 --> 02:06:19.239
in the chriss head that plays on
Thunder on repeat. You gotta pay the

1635
02:06:19.319 --> 02:06:24.960
toll troty into the boys hole.
Gage six is afraid of Gage six because

1636
02:06:25.079 --> 02:06:30.560
Gate seven, because seven. Game
to nine Robert Hood and little John fucking

1637
02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:41.880
in the forest Oola, golly one
A game that is the stupidest thing I've

1638
02:06:41.880 --> 02:06:45.199
read in a long time. Sween
reading the names was awesome. You did

1639
02:06:45.319 --> 02:06:50.720
two shows a week as Chris Dorough
the first and then Chris, have Chris

1640
02:06:50.840 --> 02:06:55.159
do the first read? Have first
the first read, then Sween or Derek

1641
02:06:55.199 --> 02:07:01.520
to the second one. Uh the
z Sweef help me the dumbest lesbian JFK's

1642
02:07:01.560 --> 02:07:08.840
brainworms. I'll carpet bomb THEGDLA ship
for a quarter. John Strickland, Uh

1643
02:07:09.680 --> 02:07:15.000
chronic herpes, come forty seek my
boy getting stuffed and drowned. Huge orgy

1644
02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:21.640
with so much sound Merks eighteen eighty
nine. She palm all over my cove

1645
02:07:21.800 --> 02:07:28.600
until I know she's just a beach. The first Us of Keith Davids really

1646
02:07:28.640 --> 02:07:32.600
wanta be like goon with me and
we'll be in a world of pure savage

1647
02:07:32.640 --> 02:07:36.600
imagination a masturbation. Sorry, the
Second Church of Keith David, which is

1648
02:07:36.680 --> 02:07:43.079
better than the First of David Peace
Blade eight nine six. I gotta,

1649
02:07:43.560 --> 02:07:49.560
I gotta hit up that bitch daphoid
dafnely Delphine a Delphine. I need to

1650
02:07:49.600 --> 02:07:56.319
get myself some elf man ass,
Oh my god, and that more embussy,

1651
02:07:56.840 --> 02:08:01.680
that much embussy happy blater birth toy
Sween also your gay uh place,

1652
02:08:01.880 --> 02:08:09.800
enter the Sandman poorly Chris trying to
read the pupa kings Kingston falling down escalator

1653
02:08:11.199 --> 02:08:15.359
that takes him up as fast as
he falls down. Alaska, full trash,

1654
02:08:15.600 --> 02:08:18.600
Texas Theater salad swinging with the face
of a ten year old white girl,

1655
02:08:20.000 --> 02:08:24.439
Sue Hunk, tickle my ass,
Here's Nikki Zicky Honk, she missed,

1656
02:08:24.079 --> 02:08:30.600
sorry, miss Jackson badly, Brave
Hugger Derek, is it, honk?

1657
02:08:33.159 --> 02:08:39.119
Literally the thing we just did?
Badly? Brave Hugger Derek, duck

1658
02:08:39.199 --> 02:08:48.279
Hunt, the vegan necromancer, I
got consent? Ahian wait broke? What

1659
02:08:48.520 --> 02:08:54.640
is it? Bulgarian punter malfus one
finally rehabilitated, back on the saddle with

1660
02:08:54.760 --> 02:08:58.840
two function hands, and last but
not least, the King of Haphazard.

1661
02:09:00.039 --> 02:09:05.960
Oh holy ship, we did it, guys. Yeah, you got it.

1662
02:09:07.920 --> 02:09:11.279
I'm leaving right now. We've made
it through Sweeney. You need glasses.

1663
02:09:13.199 --> 02:09:18.079
I'll buy it desperately, like I
will you. Please go get your

1664
02:09:18.119 --> 02:09:24.239
prescription and then just take mine,
take my prescription. I'll be worse because

1665
02:09:24.239 --> 02:09:28.279
then you'll be blind, and I'll
also be blind. I won't help anybody.

1666
02:09:28.520 --> 02:09:33.359
Like, please get a prescription,
Please just get it. Just just

1667
02:09:33.439 --> 02:09:37.640
do your exam and get it.
Please refuse. I can do it for

1668
02:09:37.680 --> 02:09:41.800
you. I know how to do
that. Yeah, all right, next

1669
02:09:41.840 --> 02:09:45.800
time, next time, Derek will
read the names. Yeah, all right,

1670
02:09:45.800 --> 02:09:50.960
all right, all right to me, my retarded x men, doing

1671
02:09:52.039 --> 02:09:52.319
me, doing me,