How so, yeah, everything the light touches Simba. You know I got
I can say something controversial. Have you heard of the inward Simba? Have
I have? I the giddiness the lion in the African Sahara would have would
have heard the N word at all? The inward is Uh, it's astonishing.
I think. I don't think it's impossible. It's not impossible. It's
highly improbable. What year does that I would just take place? Because that
mighte get take place take place? Like it's it's such a wide rage.
I have never that is that is sincerely an amazing question. I have never
once thought about, like what like when the Lion King takes place? Because
there's no reason fourteen it could be fourteen hundreds or yesterday. That is yeah,
because I'm just like, okay, if it knows the N word,
at least we have somewhat of a range. Now we have a range for
when it could take place, because like, yeah, it was the in
word. It's definitely, it's it's definitely after two thousand and two. Yeah,
absolutely, it's said in the So somebody wrote that fucking movie to be
said in the future. So it's the twenty four Actually there's actually a highly
discussed topic on Reddit. This is this. They have quite a big reddit.
Oh no ship here, I mean I guess yeah, reddit. If
it's it's pretty interesting if the talk comes to a fucking glue though. Yeah,
no one has any clue because there's no there is no references. Well,
the Lion King two does have a reference to Exon mobile. I don't
know if you're seriously, I don't believe you. Hold on, wait,
hold on, hold on. Lion King two gas station scene. Isn't that
like when he goes to Japan. It's called like Lion King two Simbas Simba
spies or something. But yeah, yeah, wait, so he commits.
Wait wait I never thought about it, but but I haven't paid it up
yet. Wait you can't commit, You can't up yet, you can't wait
wait hold you imagine seeing a lion committing. That would be whoa. That's
so that I would I would die happy. I think if I saw that,
I would just keep quiet. I would just keep quiet and watch.
I would not say a word. I would not move a muscle. I
would just look the watch, and then you got to take it and digest.
You're like, whoa? I would get out of there soon as the
guts are entirely out of his stomach. I'm running away, like imagining fumbling
with the sword with its pause really like, and who's doing it to me?
Who's who's? Usually they cut your head off at the end, right,
usually cut your head off at the end of the at the end of
it, like usually they'll you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll what is it,
you'll impale yourself or whatever, you'll disembowel yourself, and then usually there'll
be people there to cut your head off at the end, if if they'll,
if it's, who would be the person to so it would? What
it is is because he's an animal, he can't really have another person.
What do I imagine it is? He spooks himself and then he falls over
and then his head pops off like a lego. Oh, it just does
very clean, Yeah, like very cleanly and very underwhelming, just a little.
I can imagine rakishi, a refreaky not rakishi. What am I thinking
of? Yeah, yeah, refreaking I'm thinking of. Wait, isn't it
refreakyak close? I just added like a letter freaky? Definitely different, It's
definitely it's better. Derek's brain Derek's brain is so poison that he added a
hard r to Rafiki's. I mean, he's just he's just like, he's
just horny. I mean, isn't he already horny in the original? Not
at all. He does he does nothing sexual ever, if I remember correctly,
he's trying to seduce Simba the entire movie, Like I thought, that's
the point of his arm. Yeah, there's a scene. There is a
scene of him fucking a frog in the woods. If you remember that scene,
it's like right in the middle of the movie. It's right after him.
It's right after Simba grows up and and they're eating the bugs with their
hokuna. They're doing the hakuna matata thing on the on the log, and
then it smashed cuts to Rafiki fucking a frog vigorously in the woods with no
very little audio. It's just it's just wet, slapping audio, and then
it cuts back to hakuna matata. They fixed that in the theatrical and the
director's cut it in there, but in the theatrical release they took it out
because they felt like it was maybe too much interesting. So that was actually
a part of the movie and not one of those like you know how those
guys kept sneaking in subliminal shit like that was just actually a part of the
movie, Like, yeah, it was, It was a part of the
movie. It was a ten I believe, if I recall correctly, it
was it was either ten seconds or fifteen minutes. I can't exactly remember,
but it was right in the middle of the Uh. He's looking directly into
the lids too. He's just he's just fucking Yeah. It was, it's
it's it was a choice. But you know, The Lion King is.
The Lion King is a classic for many many reasons. It's because they had
really really really brave artists with with a really distinct vision working on that film,
and you know, the rest is history, exactly. How about anyway,
Look, there's is there is there? Is there anything to talk about?
Is there anything going on in the news? I feel like nothing.
There's a lot of games related stuff, a lot of studios being shut down.
Tango Game Works is gone, which is a shame because they just they
just made one of my favorite games probably ever, and now they're gone.
So I guess that's whatever. That's that's the nature of the business. I
guess everything you think if you're in the games intry, get the fuck out.
I mean that might not be bad advice. I mean it might at
least have a fall at least have a backup, you know, like something
fall back on it. People always say shit like that, and I'm usually
the person that's like, man, shut the fuck up, just go for
broke. But if you're in the game industry, I think that's actually a
very good idea. Unfortunately, my jobs, unfortunately, unfortunately, jobs are
not look jobs are not relationships. It's not unethical to be talking to somebody
else on the side in this context, you know, like you just you
always gotta like headge your bets, have something because especially in the games industry,
maybe because like you could you could put out a master like a masterclass
in game design with with high fi and then just be fucking massacred by like
the biggest company in the world. So, like you, there's no there's
no safety anymore, at least at the very least, be prepared if your
company gets absorbed into a larger one, you know, right like Microsoft's like,
oh, well we're gonna we're gonna integret immediately, find look for another
job, immediately start Yeah, oh I'm not. I'm not gonna be second.
The second Microsoft buys you quit, take your money, pocket the money,
the money, and run. It's just spread out of the building,
just like have another avenue ready because they're very likely going to quifire you.
So I'm so fucked, I you know, and it's not like it even
the thing they didn't annoy so fucking stupid. I can't I can't stand.
I can't stand this ship. Dude. Uh. I just want to have
good things. And then like every time I'm looking into gaming side of things,
it's just been a bunch of bad ship. Now. I don't know
if it's because that also gets the most views and so people are like really
looking for bad stuff. But then I feel like this bad stuff has just
been happening, like even you know, did you guys talk about Oh my
god, what the name? Just it literally just left my uh uh,
what is it? Oh my god, what is it? Torfic? I
can't what is it? A fuck? Oh my god, I can't believe
that, dude, I'm having I'm sorry, I have no idea. I
didn't even have a slight idea of what you were building towards from done.
I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna help. We're gonna help Derek through this trying time. I'm not gonna
Openhim'm gonna watch so this. Do you ever do one of those things where
you're thinking of something and another name pops in place of it and it sucks
up what you were originally trying to find? Plenty of times. No,
yeah, I'm looking. I'm looking for porn, and all of a sudden
I think Dick and like, oh man, I got Dick of Minsile.
Watch on Gate porn. Hey when that happens, bro, dude, you
watch it to completion? What the whole gay pool? Move the completion?
Dude? You get one of the plot based ones too. So it's like
another forty five minutes a night just watching these two dudes fall in love.
That's crazy. Uh hold on, I can't fucking believe this happened, you
know you? Okay? So let me that it starts with the tea.
There's a there's a name right now that's in my head and I can't find
the real head that one. The name right now is turf Oled right now
in my head. What do they do? So okay, so it's a
I think it's okay. So this is the thing. You guys know about
this. It's an extraction shooter and they've just been getting a bunch of ship
for having these hard Jesus Christ, thank you, thank you. See it's
gone out. This that's the problem. It fucking it's I was like,
I know that's not right. And then the next thing that happened was tur
Rok was getting in my head and I'm like, I know that's not right.
I was like, so I I just I wanted to try to work
it out, but when you're on the spot like this, it's hard.
It's hard to work shit out like that. Yeah, yeah, I got
anyway. But okay, So yeah, I did hear about that Tarkov thing.
I didn't look super into it because I just don't give a shit about
Tarkov, but I knew that it was not great. And then the hell
Divers thing happened as well that day. Least back down, right, Sony,
Sony, backdown Finally, Yeah, yeah, they did, they know.
It's it's kind of stupid that. Yeah, in the first place,
I was looking at that a little bit, the tarkofv thing. I looked
into it more just the packs, and it was it was kind of insane.
I've never I've never seen packs that Now maybe this is just me not
being that deep of a gamer, but I've never seen packs that were that
like big. There was like upwards two fifty. There was one that was
like a thing over like two hundred bucks or something, and I think one
of them was supposed to give you the PvE version of the game, but
it was like, you know, long story short, eventually you were supposed
to be able to you get the game, you're gonna be able to get,
you know, the everything else that comes with it, and like you're
gonna get the DLC that comes with it when it rolls out, and they
were trying to say this PvE isn't DLC, so it's not free. You
need to get this. It was the whole fucking thing, and it was
it was really disappointing to see like a company like that trying to do some
shit that was kind of worse than some of the stuff you would see like
a Ubisoft. Dude, it was actually really kind of interesting, you know,
because I know, but I guess, what do you do? Man?
The fucking what do you do. At this point, you're just gonna
be greedy people get there's I guess people's got to vote with their dollars.
That's all they can do. But it never seems to work out though.
It always seems like there's enough whales in Krakens to line their pockets. So
it kind of like doesn't work out that way where you have a lot of
people like I'm not gonna buy this, and then they'll release the Ultimate Diamond
Pack that's like fucking five hundred thousand dollars and some piece of shit would actually
buy it. They're like, oh, well, there you go. They
just made up a lot of money that other people were boycotting, and it's
just like it's ship like that, you know, So I guess we just
beat up rich people? Is that it is that you feel stupid? You
feel dumb? Yeah? Should we just go around to be rich people?
Is that we're supposed to do? Except for if you're one of a rich
fan of ours, you know, like I love you and you know you
can donate yea to our pat Well, we don't have any rich fans.
All of our fans are homeless, remember that's true. We gotta fudore you
the same. We really really we cater to the worst demographic possible. Let's
make a show that that appeals exclusively to the people who can't listen to it.
God, I would love to be I would love to be in the
in the boardroom for like to hear that pitch from like an authentic person,
like from an authentic perspective, like I want to make a show that is
that really appeals to the homeless. You're in, You're in like fucking Netflix's
boardroom or whatever you like to watch. I don't know, but if they
do, I haven't thought that far. I think they'll they'll find it.
I think they do. Watch it break let's go, they break it.
They'll watch it through people's windows. They'll stay outside of the windows all they're
watching it. They'll be like, Wow, I get home. They got
really hope, they got to really hope to God that they have captions on.
But let's move on to some questions since there's not really much needs to
talk about. A lot of it's gaming related, and like, I don't
know, I spend so much time talking about that ship this week on Sacred
Get Out of some questions, we got a lot of questions over our patreonic
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private Private privates over here? That is that his name private Privates, Privates.
That's so dumb. That's pretty That is so stupid. That's like that's
like a like a not a Honeymooners, but like a fucking Abbott and Costello
joke. Hi, I'm Private Anderson Privates and these are my privates. That's
so stupid. Question Hi, funk faces. Question for Derek and Chris since
they're since they're musically inclined unlike Swen, was curious if you guys could break
down the distinction between singles, EPs, LPs and regular albums. How do
these? How do these get formed? Slash classified Thanks for all the laughs,
I'll shut up and listen now. That confuse me for a while too,
I wasn't sure what the difference between EPs and l piece were. In
particular, it all derived from records, Vinyl records back in the day.
That's where all the classifications started. So if I'm not mistaken, I'm not
mistaken. A EP is a extended play, which is usually not that long,
usually about four songs, four to six songs. A LP is called
a long play and they are about ten to like twelve or fifteen songs.
I'm mistaken. And then there's obviously singles, and then there's albums which are
behind the studio, and it's that simple pretty much from mistaken. Yeah,
and there's records which are singles as well. They're all there, and technically
albums are also records as well too well. So that's just kind of been
like a little bit of confusion because a record is supposed to be because a
record is just a record. It like I said, it all derives from
the vinyl records. There's all these classifications, and so it doesn't translate well
when you got to because CDs you're able to carry so much shit, and
most people didn't do singles CDs. Sometimes there are samples usually, but like
it doesn't it doesn't translate well, and like it did back in that you
can find a ton of single records. You can find a bunch of EPs
like all that shit, Like you can find a bunch of that stuff.
And uh, but yeah, his classification is one hundercent correct. And the
one thing is I don't really see in nowadays. In the nowadays things,
unless you're doing a concept album, I don't really see the benefit of dropping
an album anymore. I really don't because it just doesn't get like because now
everything streamer streaming based, you get the most streams by releasing singles one billion
percent. That's why you see a lot of fucking, especially in rap,
a lot of people releasing one to two minutes singles like just a bunch because
it's just completely inflating the numbers because you only need thirty seconds for it to
count as a play. Just listen to streamer for thirty seconds. A lot
of people kind of don't listen to albums that much anymore. And then a
lot of people don't have the free fucking version of they have the free version
of Spotify, for example, where they can't even listen to the album.
So it's one of those things where it's like you kind of it just it
shuffles everything. It shuffles the artist's catalog if you have a fever, so
and then you can only skip six times before you're fucked for like an hour
or something or something like that. There's heavy restrictions. And also it doesn't
even show you top brother. It doesn't even show you the top songs that
they have, you know, like it showed I forgot about that. I've
I let it run out for a while and then I was like I can't
do this, you know, like I was like, I'm not gonna pay
for this sh it anymore. And then it went out and it's like you
can't even see the top like, oh, here's the most top streams and
ship and I'm like, what what the fuck is this? Like they restrict
the most basic stuff. But anyway, yeah, but yeah, that's pretty
much all the stuff. I I think releasing an EP EPs are great.
I think like five songs releasing something like that easily digestible is the way.
It depends on what it is. Obviously, concept albums are the what I
don't do the that's like my most listened to demographic of music. So like
I would you know, you can't do a conbob in five songs. You
don't need like a fucking like a ten song thing. I can like say,
this band, spirit Box, they just put out an EP and it's
just the concept of dying and death. Yeah, and they just dropped They
just dropped an EP I think late last year or earlier this year, I
can't remember, but it's like six songs and it's just all about like you
know, I think it's just like passing over or something experiencing death. So
it worked, It worked really well. But like I would say six six
is a good it feels like three songs would be a little weird, like
the kind of concept is this unless they're those extremely long songs. I found
out about EPs when I was like nineteen. I had no clue they were
before that. I was like, all right, I just knew that dad
people had music, and I was found out that there was EP's and I
was like, oh, these are like real things. These are just small
all. Yeah. The one thing that first I remember listening to really was
because there's mixtapes also, mixtapes aren't pretty much. Lpis well mixtapes, no
mixtapes or or mixtapes are specifically you like I would say ninety nine percent of
the time royalty free beats that you you can't sell, so you slap together
yes, yes, you're right, yes about that. You just slapped together
a mixtape and then you just here you go and then you throw it out
there, which, uh, that's the kind of ship that I did,
because I was like, I only I've only bought two beats ever, and
well license, I've only licensed two beats, and I'm like I can use
them commercially, and I'm like, this fucking sucks. I don't like paying
for beats, you know. Yeah, it's got a ship anyway, Yeah,
anyway, So that's that's the distinction. Hope, we hope we can
educate you in the music industry as we are all as we are all qualified
to do. Clearly, Uh says hello fire by all common grab and DP.
I don't know what any of this means. I was the fighting terms
right, my first time patron here and shout out to Sinna for putting me
on nice, I shout out, man, I fucking look, word of
mouth. There's nothing cooler than word of mouth to me, Like, is
that real? Sin, it's pretty big, I don't think. I don't
know. I'm fascinating. I'm I'm fascinated by that. If that's if that's
if that's true, dope welcome. Yeah, I don't know. She's not
following any of us, So like, I don't know, but that's that's
pretty sick. That's pretty that's true. Then that's pretty sick. Word about
the person. Yeah. Uh anyway, Pifi writes in if at your next
live show, the audience only consisted of unattended prep besting children who were singing
the and spouting in jokes, so they were undeniably there for you, how
would you be re evaluating your content and online presence? Thank you for making
my work day significantly more bearable. Let me tell you something I would immediately.
I would immediately start taking every single possible brand deal, regardless, I'm
gonna sell so much garbage to you kids, it's unbelievable and be like,
oh, Cocoa Melon season ninety eight or whatever the fuck. Or I don't
know Fisher prices, I don't, I don't if Fisher price even exists anymore?
Do kids play there. Do babies play with toys or do they just
like slap an iPad in front of you the second you're born? I will
say, I will say every time I'm in publicly, I can't remember seeing
a physical toy anymore. And I do see a fucking an iPad that's playing
YouTube kids like that is pretty Yeah, it depends. It does definitely don't
know, but I guess I'm gonna focus now on it. I'll find out
that, yeahn has toys. He definitely plays with toys, and he loves
toys. You steal them, but when you you put on well, like
not anymore. He's not like that brainwaking coco melon anymore. But like two
years ago to put on coca melon, he got shot, he put that
shit on. He's not crying about being shot anymore. He's focused on the
TV. It's fucking wild. He was the iPad. That's less now than
when he was really little though, right anymore, Yeah, he's more focused
on like playing with somebody that's more fun to him. Mmmm. Okay,
Well that's good. Sounds like positive, But I feel like that's just kids.
Because even my niece from New York, she's like six now and she
wasn't really an iPad kid. Yeah, like I was doing. The parents
are busy and they need a moment to breathe because you know, it's being
a parent. It's a lot of slot. You know. They were like,
here, just give me a moment to do with this because little kids
are very annoying and a lot to worry. I mean, being parents,
not being a parent's feely not that big of a deal. It's pretty good.
It's pretty anything to say. It looks pretty fucking easy to me.
But yeah, dude, I really, I really don't. Every time somebody
complains about it's like, oh man, it's so difficult. I'm like,
it's literally you know, it's such a small being, like you can handle
it. Like what's the how what's the how bad could it possibly be?
If it really gets really bad, you could take that that baby in like
a fight easily. So, like, I just don't understand what the threat
is. I just I don't think it's based thin it's a combat based all
a child that's got gruting a combat? Is that not what I don't understand?
What do you mean? Yeah? It is? As it starts crying.
Remember when I was born. I remember when I was born and I
started running to the hospital. I ran to the door. It was like
running out. I was like, I was screaming, and then my dad
punched me in the top of my head, like right in the top down.
Oh wow. And they had to use like a little yeah, they
had to use like suction cups to pull my head back up. Yeah from
KB but like take that and sorry, so yeah exactly. Yeah. Colaboring
someone like a dragon ball z over the top of a bunch to the kid
that just came up the wound was crazy to me. They let they still
let him leave with that child is nuts. Do you hear about that Nazi
doctor that did that in the in the death camps? Like all he did
was he would like you do that trick you know when you like pull you
pull hold out your arm and then you slap it and do that three sixty
and then kind of like you know, come back. He comes back around
like he was just doing that. It was also it's like a similar Yeah,
it was essentially that type of ship. Dude. I was like,
you know, they have like all that just that possibly for what could he
possibly have been researching? It was a slapstick comedy research and they're trying to
see like if if it was a funny of the time like it like this
is continue Yeah, that they were all tweaking like they they like they were
all the fun you have to be, you had to be they were to
do. They'd be such a wild understatement for the Nazi for the Nazis in
the nineteen forties, Like, y know, they were tripping. I want
that to be how they teach it in history classes, lack of a better
term, we're tripping folks. Yeah, like this to ex germinate everybody,
including Jewish people, Africans, Gypsies people, almost all the Gypsies literally people
don't talk about that very much, but literally almost just also just other Germans
too, Like they would just be they would just be like he's Jewish and
he's like like, what are you talking about? No, I no,
i am not. I can't do the German voices. I'm not both knows
what I'm related to you nine, Yeah, I'm literally Steve. My name
is literally Stephen Hitler. What I'm Hitler's second cousin, Stephen whatever, you
know, whatever, get in the cart, get the cart now whatever you
indeed anyway, real answer, real answer. If I found out all my
audience was kids and our first live show was just was first of all,
we'd have to definitely retool the show uh a little bit, But that would
honestly be totally fine for me because I would, I dude, kids entertainment
is so fucking easy, Like doing that is such an I would gladly pivot
immediately to serving that audience because it's just literally like, what's this color blue?
And then and that's it, and then you make like ten times more
money your advertiser safe. You get to sell fucking energy drinks that have fucking
strontium ninety in them to babies and then they buy it on masks. Did
you see that thing with Logan Paul how he's getting sued because he's like his
energy drink has like pastels in it or something. I don't even know what
the fuck was. Something that all its Prime. It's like the stuff that
you put I'm not even joking when I say this. It's the stuff that
you put on things to make things waterproof is apparently like in prime. It's
just Yeah, I would feel like there's a weird there's a weird period where
you could roll out a product, and it doesn't have to be approved by
like the FDA or anything where I might have told this story before that Bob
Marley had these teas, these these iced teas that came in like a Snapple
bottle type of thing, and there was a shit ton of melatonin and I
didn't notice it until after I drank it. I slept for fifteen fucking hours
after I drink the fucking thing, and I was like, dude, what
the hell is this? And then I'm like, oh, there's just and
then I think, like a couple of weeks later or something, then they
just took it out because I think, you though it can't well, it
can kill you if you fall asleep while you Yeah, you also have to
I feel like to overdose on melotonin, you'd have to take a fucking insane
You have to take so much melatonin to overdose on melatonin that simply eating that
much of something would probably kill you in and of itself. I think,
like I did, I think so don't. I really don't know. I
don't know. Could we get around this? Guys? We need to start
thinking because we just started our emerch We just started our emerch operations. Stark
Tank touch shop and we we we're starting with clothes, but maybe we should
start delving into the world of drinks. And I think I have a great
name for our next drink immediately, m we'll call it. We'll just call
the drink FDA approved. And that's just that's the name, that's fire.
That's the name of it. That it has our logo, but it says
f d A proved on it. I'm sick as yeah fd A f yeah,
And f d A stands for like fruit delicious elixir an yeah, yeah,
something like fucking delicious awesomeness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking delicious
awesomeness approved approved because they can't because they can't say they can't say that we're
claiming that it's FDA approved. That's just the creative license of the name,
right, like we like anybody with a reasonable like the the name of the
brand. Is it going to be fd A approved? That's ridiculous, that's
you know that. I think we got something here. I think we think.
I think I'm gonna have to give that the logo drawn up. So
so what are so before we continue, what are our flavors going to be?
We should start with like a like a small line of flavors. I
think we start with we start with flavors and and then we expand. Okay,
pissed, definitely pissed. But apple flavor, it's a pineapple anything what
starts with a pineapple? And fuse sassy sassy syrup. This is really good
syrup, sassy syrup, pineapple. And we got the N word one,
what's inward? Would that be? Yeah, it would be Derek blocked this
out, block this out right now. All right, I'm gonna say one.
I got a good one. Okay, okay, getting nigga. It
would be nigga and it'll be nitro and fuse grape and good apples gray in
good apples. Why would why did you mention what needs to be blocked out?
I don't get it. No, the N word in gener because I
don't want to get in trouble. But whatever you do, the hard R
do the hard R. It'd be you can. We can. We can
do soft a. Man if there is a black person on the screen and
and the soft a is said the algorithm, I swear to God the algorithm.
No. First, first of all, this I have to say this
pisses that. It really pisses me off that you even bothered to draw attention
to that, because that might have been what the ten thousandth N word that
you've said on this show, but you like singled it out as if it
was like uniquely offensive. I usually try not to say it on the show
anymore. I say a lot of my sham on now you are your fucking
mind the last two episodes, the last two episodes of the podcast, I
have not said the N word. Oh, shout out off. I don't
believe that at all. I don't believe I wasn't here. I wasn't here.
So I did not say the end, shut the you're stupid, stupid.
I didn't say it like technicality pussy. Yeah, sure that that's the
spirits you said it. Why you're fucking laying out on a hammock whoever the
fu you were doing getting? Yeah, this is the line they're saying it.
Why are you saying in your sleep and I'm sick? Let me ask
you to let me, let me wait, let me let me pose a
question of the room. If you are you are both seeing uh in a
relationship capacity people who are very clearly not black, right, Let's say they
let's say they snore, but their snore is them saying the N word,
Like that's how they that's how they snore. I'm gonna record them first,
soft air, hard, are it alternates? Oh it all? You first
to record them, You record them doing it. So when they so when
they were like I don't do that, that's crazy, you just show them
them doing it, and like do you have any clue this is about?
Then you go from there under answer can you really? Can you really what?
You can't? Really be mad? Like what what do you? And
that's why I'm asking the question. I guess it's more of like are they
are they really sleeping or they really dedicated to a bit? Like they stay
up all night pretending to snore the in words they have in fact never truly
slept ever in your presence for something like you wonder why they got such horrible
bags in their eyes. These bags their eyes, their bags, the bags
under their eyes droop past their jowls. They they look like they look like
the Halo prophets, you know, the bull remember that video that black looks
like a prophet. We were watching like this random thing, it was just
like a prophet. I was like, oh, my god, that's awful.
I felt so bad. I wish we had that video. I wish
we had that video because it was it was that was a crazy video because
she did this woman looked exactly like the prophet of regret. And I wasn't
so crazy. I was like, yeah, it's impossible, black bitch,
Yo, relaxed. You think she's sweet? I forgot about that. I
love it because he's fucking tough about it too, Black bitch. Do you
think I'm one of them sucking white boy? I'm like, damn, bro,
you're kind of turning me on. Stop being so brazen, you're turning
me on. I totally forgot about that, man. I just I just
just bring it, just bringing back a flood of memories of seeing that for
the first time through Batman somebody dubbing, but like this guy is like shops
and then Batman shows up to stop and bug as black bitch, and the
dude's looking up and was like what. I was like, that's great.
The Internet. The Internet makes me happy sometimes, man. And then and
then I get on Twitter. I thought he definitely could be racist. I
know it though at first and figured it out. Oh ship, he's very
sheltered in the world world scenario, I can imagine him being a bigot because
he just hasn't experienced, like, you know, he hasn't he hasn't been
he hasn't been a He can figure it out later on not be racist anymore,
but like he would be like, oh shit, I'm bugging. Do
you think here's a hypothetical? Do you think you know? Because Batman's whole
story is that he was He's like, why is he bad? He's like,
he's like afraid of bats for a reason, right, or is it
just like so he was a molested by a horde of bats. Never,
yes, technically the right you use the right word. Actually, yes,
you are right. He actually was a molesting he was bothered. They actually
though they slid off his pants and they didn't pants off his body. If
if Batman is so sheltered and he's like this rich person and he's like he's
he's sheltered from the world, he doesn't really understand the greater context of the
university he lives in, and he instead of bats, uh, just he's
I don't know, he's in like an arcade or something, and a black
guy walks up to him and pushes him, and he and pushes him against
the wall and just kicks him in the nuts and runs away. Is he
then traumatized? Hold on, wait, wait let me He's then so traumatized
by black people that he becomes black Man. Black Man knew it was coming,
but it just needed to hit the ether. I like that. I
like the idea that it was the same exact experience. It's just instead of
bats coming out of that cave, it was a bunch of black people just
ran out of the cave and climbed out of the hole. It was it
scared the fun out. That is why it is like a stupid It's like
Alfred's like, why were there so many black people under the manor Master Brewster
things. I don't know. Things would have been very different from me growing
up, like watching Batman, the animate black Man the animated series, like
its just that ship would have been crazy. I Am I Love Chicken,
I'm as dark as the Night. Ah yeah. And he's in I Am
I Am black Man and he thinks it's really scary to everybody else. He
thinks it's just as scary to everybody else as it is to him. But
he's just he's just a regular black man. He's just very He's dressed in
black face, which somehow actually make that actually makes the joker make a lot
more sense. Really, if you is so fucking complete contract, I love
it. I think the natural enemy to bats, you know, like like
white face and black face. That makes a little bit more sense to me.
I don't think, dude, I love the idea of that is.
Yeah, he's just he's just in shitty fucking like like shoe polish. He's
not even like it's not even a good job. It's not even a good
job like he has. He does have a KP because he's still rich,
right, so he does have like a he looked really nice, but he
just has a shitty black and then he just prowls around at night making people
actually afraid of I don't know what minstrel shows. I don't know what.
I don't know what is this fucking what is this asshole doing. Mister Gordon's
like, listen, he has in his head. He really has it in
his head. He's trying to explain it to everybody who's who's asking about it.
He's like, listen, I he really has it in his head that
he was very traumatized by a cavalcade of black people exiting a cave, and
he really has it in his head that everybody is also identically afraid of it.
I don't know how to convince him that that's not true, in fact,
that so many people that we interact with on a daily basis, on
a daily basis, are just black people. I don't know how to explain
to him that. I don't know how to fix him. Alfred is at
at his wits end with this guy. And he shows up and he shows
that the thing is the batman shows up or black man shows up dressed this
way at crimes and then every he looks at him, I was like,
Oh, this is some this is some black guy. And then he comes
up and eats the living ship out of everybody. And then he thinks that
that he thinks it's working because he's so powerful and strong, and he's like,
this must be like this must be like really like a fearful Uh,
this must really be getting in their heads. But he's really just beating the
ship out of them. They truly do fear the black men. They really,
yeah, they really feel the black men. I think he's really working,
alright, Go bear, give me some chicken. Here's a chicken and
watermelton, elverin, Master Wayne. That is the stereotype. For Folk's sakes,
God damn it always everyone likes chicken and watermelon, Master Waite, show
the fuck up, Alfred. I like that idea. You never got me.
You never got me chicken, watermelon when I was kid. Give me
chicken, watermelons and be black man most white, and then master White.
We are in. We are in our own house. You don't need to
keep the act up around me, Fast of White. I literally know you're
brute, massed Waid. I'm calling you messed away because I know you're not
just. I know you're that stranger who you need to keep appearances up around.
Oh man, this is I feel like that would make sense because he's
actually insane, so he would just try to keep you know, he has
this like what is it like split personalities and ship like he just fucked up.
He genuinely he's still trying to keep it a secret from Alfred even though
he knows. So like sometimes we'll be like, oh, Batman's coming,
It's like, oh yeah, I'll go get him, and he runs into
the next the next room and comes back and it's like this is It's like
that last what is it? The ending of this is doubt Fire where he's
at the back and for oh ship, like I like, I like him
just be like he's he he he becomes he just becomes extremely racist and disrespectful,
like he has to shitty shitty fucking shitty fucking black face. And then
as soon as because he's like, oh hi, I'm a I gotta go
to my meeting and the ship and and then you fucking like the misis doubt
fire thing. He's going back and forth and forgets to change back to his
his Bruce Wayne. He comes back as black. Yeah, he comes back
as Bruce Wayne, and he says the N word because he thinks he's in
the blackface. And then that's what that's what does him in. That's what
gets him found out. It's like he's clearly nobody assumes he's just racist.
They assume he is the vigilante black man. Everyone just immediately assumes stupid.
And he's like, really, he's really trying hard to convince everybody that he
is who he says he is. Whenever he's like like in the moments where
he's like alternating between costumes like well, it's been chirping a nice day of
you know, being a stockholder. And then and then he goes into the
other room and it's like, man, I love spending my day not seeing
my son, you know, and it's it's like stupid, he's really trying
hard. Please stop, Please stop terrorizing the streets. Please stop. They
don't believe that you're an actual black man. Please stop terrorizing the streets,
Master Wade. So that's the way you are sending black people back so far,
dog dog brother, please stop doing that. Stop it. It's so
fucking embracing. That's the way my wife in Britain is a black woman defending
me so greatly. Stop you know what you're talking about. Get out of
here all that job just like that's so I'm so so you're so fucking embarrassing.
That's the way I could hardly take it. Ship you tripping man,
You need you get out yere answering. I don't. I have no fucking
idea where you going? Where you going? Criminal? She you ain't getting
away with this, and like what I'm just I'm just going to the I'm
just gonna go get a hot dog at the at the stand and then he
just fucking you know, rope batter rangs him in the fucking face, beats
the ship out of him. He's like, no, he black orangs him.
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, yes, but he has like a
fucking black face fucking symbol. Then he just throws at people be like that.
Like just just think of a Disney cartoon, right, just there's just
like a fucking cartoon depiction of like just a big lipped black dude, you
know, just the biggest stereotyping. How would Walt Disney? How would how
would Walt Disney have animated this in the nineteen thirties? Uh, it would
be like an eb T card and e B T and yeah it's a guess.
Yeah that's a good reference. This is the eb and he throws it
out people. You ain't get she he can't stop saying, we gotta move
on, we gotta move on. We'll be on this for hours. If
I know private yeah, privates road in it's it's not bad private by rest
roading again, unusual that I would use too, But this is a quick
one. I think we can get to it. Hello. Variant color grade
thoughts on Velma Season two apparently they're they made her less annoying. But I'll
let you guys be the judge of that. I'm not watching that show.
I'm not even remotely curious about it either, to be honest with you,
I saw it was out like a day or two go, and I was
like, Oh, that's cool, and I went way past it. Oh,
I had no idea. I didn't see anything about it. That means
we're learning. Yeah, I mean I only I only saw it because of
the hype, and you know, it was whatever it was. It was,
like I said, I didn't know who was geared towards. That was
the big that was to me, that was the biggest problem. I didn't
really know which audience they were trying to reach, particularly with this one,
because I would just think of from my own perspective that if I'm gonna bring
back something that's related to Scooby Do, I want to make sure that old
people enjoy it, because that's this show is fucking ancient, and they just
changed up enough stuff to where people are like, I don't care about any
of this, Like, oh, we're gonna do an origin story with fucking
with Shaggy where he's not a Stoner. I didn't. Why would I care
about that even remotely? I only care about Stoner Shaggy. What is this?
I didn't understand this at all. But whatever, it wasn't it wasn't
as I would say. It wasn't as bad as everybody was saying. But
it was just stupid. I thought it was stupid as fuck. This wasn't
good. Yeah, it's stupid. I didn't. I didn't get it.
I mean, it's like x N ninety seven, bro, I'll just do
that. Just just put a Professor Xavier with a Scooby Doo to me,
my Mystery machine Men, and then fucking they fight sentinels and get crushed.
On the first Episodeooby kills the sentinel. Scooby kills one of them. Now
Scooby bullshits one sentinel, it blows up. It makes sense that he would
be a mutant, so he Yes, Scooby Doo is a mutant, So
he survives. Everybody else gets slaughtered because there's regular humans swooping on the X
Men Genoa island. And then the only one that survived Scooby. While everybody
was fighting, Scooby Doo was soloing. Fucking Nemrod the whole time, everybody's
like, what the fuck is going on? Why is Scooby fighting a master
Molde and like winning? What's happened? Scooby Doo beats up Sinister, He
beats up fucking uh Booby Do Moss, And it's like a dog would Like
there's a moments where like he's literally body into his throat, like really ripping
his throat out. He's like, no, I'm not even recovering. What's
happening is fuckinges his throat. I don't believe in murder. You gotta stein
then fucking then he Maul's Professor X two because he dares to tell him not
to murder people. He he bites wolverine wolfe. I can't heal. What's
wrong? I can't heal. He gets adamant poison immediately. It just it
just comes rushing in all at once into a cancer. Anyone's power. It's
just a patch of cancer on the floor. No, all right, since
he got to questions, and we're gonna're gonna move up quickly past you.
Sorry, you're gonna you're gonna double dip. You're gonna double dip. And
you got two answers. President of the Goon Society wrote, he says,
imagine you're being held in a remote location by an Epstein type, and to
earn your freedom, you have to consume an entire leather armchair without utensils.
You are allowed you're allowed a gallon of water a day, but no other
forms of food. How long would it take you to complete the given task?
You can't kill you, there's what the are you talking about? You're
gonna die? Yeah, so we can eat around in the metal. I'm
assuming like bone like probably right, you gotta finish the metal eventually. There's
no way that's that can't bear. Yeah, armchair really is real. There's
a leather armchair you got It's a leather that's on the fucking chair, the
skeleton of the chair. Look, look he said, the leather arm chair.
I'm still we gotta finish the entire arm chair. Yeah, that's what
they say. If he's saying only the leather on the armchair is one thing,
that's okay, that's possible, No, because that's not. That's not
the entire arm because that's not that doesn't count. For the foam, that
doesn't count for like the springs. Exactly means I have to eat a good
amount of wood and or a metal anything that's uh yeah, I would just
think not the skeleton. I just think like that's like leaving the bone,
which I think would be adequate. Uh, just everything else, everything else.
That also because Kingston's because Kingston's idea and understanding of the premise kills it
before it begins. So we're gonna run with it in the mor in the
metal like little nibbles you're in the metal. I think it would take I
don't know, maybe like six days, yeah, because you'd be pretty fucking
hungry. Actually only consume me because I think maybe you would get some calories
out of the leather if it is genuine leather and that's it, well,
you'd probably also yeah, you'd also probably die just from shitting because whatever you're
like, whatever you're you would whatever would be, whatever you would be digesting,
would not come out well and it would probably like perforate your fucking colon
and then you'd you crawl around the ground until you're until you died on like
day three probably, So like I don't know how much you actually like really
nicely cured colored what you call a leather, like it'd be really pretty colored,
like, oh wow, look at that inside. Did a nice job
making this leother look nice and then you die. You should just sitting out
straight leather for him. Yeah, you should, like a pretty much a
hammock of leather. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe a month. I got three
days, I got eight minutes. Okay, you're just gonna shove it in
your mouth like Scooby Doo, so like just yep, I'm gonna do it
like like Ed eats the mattress jaw and just slowly work your jaw over like
a sneak, and eventually you're free. You're good, you did it.
Yeah, you're set. I'm sure this guy, I'm sure. I'm sure
this guy who kidnapped you against your will and force you to eat a leather
armchair will be reasonable and let you go. I'm sure. I'm sure that'll
happen. Yeah, good job. I didn't expect you to do it.
Well, a deal is a deal. If you go, don't tell anybody
about this, okay, Yah, yeah, that's good. I don't know
there's a lot of other do it. Just the first thing you lay your
eyes on, just just just shotgun it, all right, all right,
lizard asking the same question I asked in February till it gets answered. Hello,
first, second, and third leg of the Forbidden One. I know.
I want to know what was your first fuck around and find out moment
Mine was in second grade when someone told me my U YO card was fake.
I said, no, your mom is fake, and he punched me
in the face. Thanks for the many laughs. Your mom is fake?
Your mom? This is a dumb fuckings. That kind of indicates to me
that that kid had a fake mom, because why he's defensive over that.
It's like, damn he knew? How did he know? How did you
know my mom's fake? He knows to have two dads? How does he
know when he How the fuck did he know that my mom was a How
did fuck did he know that my mom was a cardboard cutout this whole time?
How the fun? I thought? I hit this very well. Yeah,
I don't remember telling him. I was in kindergarten or something like that.
Some kid like hit me and I was like, oh damn, I
definite hit him back, probably, but I was like, damn, fuck
around. I can't definitely, I definitely in New York. He probably saw
a fuck on to find out more than before I actually encountered it myself.
Why people talk shitting to get that ass beat time and time again in New
York when I was growing up, and I was like, damn, I'm
not gonna do that. I'm gonna try not do that shit. I never
really had a moment like that. Maybe with my stepsisters. We fought sometimes,
and I do remember being I'm not exactly what age, but I remember
we got into a fight. I I think I started it, and I
remember like giving her one really good kick and I'm like, yeah, you
know, like I fucking I was like, but she was much bigger than
me, she was much older than me, and then she started fucking gorilla
pounding me. I remember it not really hurting that much, but I I
cried in submission because like it was like, oh no, I can't stop.
I can't get out of this attack. You know. It was just
like but I don't remember it like actually hurting. It was more like startling,
and I remember happening. Yeah, So I definitely was like, don't
you know, even you don't fight people that are much larger than you.
It's usually not a good idea unless you're like you're trained, and you know,
if you know what you're doing. But otherwise, don't fight people that
are much larger, and it just doesn't make any sense. They can gorilla
pound you into the ground. Yeah all right, let's uh, let's see
where are we going? Where are we going here? Hello Sween? Be
like, it's not rape if she stops fighting A real quote, by the
way, Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, hello, loud minorities.
I've noticed a right kings is gonna have a daughter, I bet Hello,
loud minorities. Yeah, I've noticed she kicks him in a temple and
kill him. I've noticed the rise in genuinely racist comments towards Sween, even
if it's under the guys of a joke, it's clear to me they vehemently
dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points,
but Kingston gets the most ship. I was wondering how he feels,
uh in all of this, since I guarantee it's not all black people making
the comments, But I don't care. They wouldn't say it to my face.
That's the thing I know. None of them would say that to me
personally. If they would, they be waking up so that's about it.
So I'm like, whatever, it's a joke. As a joke, I'm
not to take his word for it because I only remember one scathing comment,
but it was by another black person. But that was in the that was
the patron. That was that was one of the patrons. Somebody was saying
to you out of context, that was funny, Like it was funny,
It was funny. But yeah, yeah, the reason the reason, I
look, man, I get it, I get the concern. But at
the same time, he did this to himself, like this is this is,
this is Kingston has done this by design, like this is this is,
this is, this is what he did. This is what he did.
So like, yeah, yeah, so you know you you're out of
your fucking mind. I wouldn't say I welcomed it. I would say your
tears, you know, and I'm proud of it. Welcome. I wouldn't
say, hey, hey me, racial slurs. That's what it says on
your face. They see it. Oh real quick, I just want to
say what something that like annoys me a little bit when people say things like
like, oh uh, you all have your low points, and I'm like,
guys, I want to I want to remind you guys that we are
fucking regular people like to Like when people try to make this type of observation,
it's almost like just observing that people are peopling you guys. Yeah,
no, fucking ship dude. It's so redundant to say stuff like that.
It just annoys me. I'm sorry that, Like it's kind of like when
you say, well, no, Well, what I mean is because you
see people do this the same thing when they'll be like, oh, man,
like you know, like oh you're you're you're so wrong this time,
like, oh you're you're wrong, I'm like, yes, yes, man,
am I suppose am I a fucking encyclopedia? Like, yeah, you
get shipped wrong, I'm gonna say some dumb shit. Sometimes it's it is
expected of the Internet because of the fact that, like we're on the Internet,
we're going to be wrong a lot. I just feel like you're going
to be wrong. People get shipped wrong all the time, and I just
feel like it doesn't need to be It's one of those things that it doesn't
need to be addressed in a way like it's shocking or surprising or it's like
I'm learning some revelation or something about myself or something by making that observation by
like like say what the comment was could have been conveyed without even mentioning that
at all about oh Sweeney's getting a lot of extra racism shit throwing. M
that's fucking weird. I know you guys all have your low points and it's
like, well, what like yeah, yeah, no, of course,
of course I will. I will say this. I I exercise a fair
bit of control over the comments that we that we read on the show.
And I specifically like if I look, quite frankly, if I read something
and I think it's just if a lot of people say like hello, whatever,
right, and a lot of times it's like a big joke or whatever,
and sometimes it's like it's racial but it's not racist, and other times
it is racist, And I straight up ignore the ones that are racist,
Like if you are leaving comments where it's like hello the hard r N word,
you know, or like hello monkeys who like I'm not reading it.
You're so you're giving us, you're giving us your money writing writing a question
that's so you're not you're not doing it. I guess where like what like
what you think that was gonna get through like what like what I would say,
Well, what I'm saying is like I do that very very intentionally because
it's like, look, dude, I don't know who's on the other side
of this computer. I don't know if thats what you're saying. Is like
I don't know if you're just like some black guy who's like having fun or
if you're not. And so to me, look, I don't have a
problem with like racial humor or anything. It's like it's fine even racist humor
to be honest, like in like in like TV and like shit like that
or like in structured comedy. But it's like as audience members asking questions like
I'm not gonna just accept oh uh hello monkeys, you know, like I'm
just it's not because it's because it's lazy. It's not funny, it's just
yeah, it's just it's so yeah, yeah, it's it's brazenness makes me
laugh, like it's but it's not funny. It's not actually funny, but
it's funny because like, oh, this person thinks this is okay to do,
which does make me laugh. Yeah yeah yeah they thought that, yeah
that, And it's like not encouraging. I don't want. It's it's not
encouraged, like oh, if you hear someone laugh, it's like nom,
I always laughed though it's a thing, even though it's not and I don't
mean to laugh. It's not funny, but it's funny because it's like what
is wrong with you in the same way as like, yeah, exactly dark
humor, like some of the most fucking things over here. You'll laugh at
it because of how wild it is, like I can't believe that happened or
whatever. And it doesn't mean that you want more of it all the time,
like yeah, keep keep it up doing it. Yeah, But I
don't know most people have come across, especially when people are just reaching out.
Zero. I've had zero as far as podcasts have, zero people say
anything racist towards me. Orspect that, like everybody's been cool. But then
there's those things where I have to say that one guy said I shouldn't say
neurodivergence so autistic or you know people that like he's the one that said,
like, oh, call it, like he said, don't call me African
American, you know you call me black, And it's like he's basically saying,
you can call me autistic. You don't have to say neuro divergent.
And I'm like fair enough in that one person's twenty five dollar patron is name.
Uh, but yeah, I would imagine there are some people like that
that kind of don't read the room. They don't get the cue. They
feel like they can do it too, like I'm in a safe place and
I can do it, and it's like, well, now we're addressing it.
It's like chill out a little bit if you're one of those people.
Relax, Yeah, to be fair, be fair, There aren't many like
most of most of uh, most of the comments that we get aren't death
Like aren't that did you notice some of them? Like it's like it's like
maybe like maybe like five percent Max, you stupid hard ar piece of shit.
You're like, whoa, it's like log time listener. This is it's
it's an all the time. Yeah. It's a very parasocial thing, I
think, And I guess that's natural because we we we're in people's weeks.
We're in people's ears several times a week, so I get that. There's
like a yeah, I get that there's like a parasocial relationship there where like
there's like, oh, we're all friends here, and it's like, well
that's a fine environment, but like we don't know you at all, and
also your names change constantly, so like I can't even like I can't even
get to know any of you based on like your your read your write ends
or anything. I don't know week to week if I'm reading the same fucking
person because your name's change constantly. So even on that front, there's like
a barrier. So I can't need to do the next live show whenever we
do it, because I want to. I want to like meet more of
those people and be like, oh, I'm so and so and be like,
oh, that's you know, like because some of the names you'll recognize
and be like, oh that's fucking so and so, and I can put
a face to the name, like I actually I really want to hugk was
awesome, dude, Yeah, hugger Derek hap Hazard? I think hap Hazard?
Can I hug you? Dude? That motherfucker's the first of fine.
I was like, how are you the first motherfucker on the Lion and the
last patron name Red? Did you plan that ship out? This guy wizard
some people and he played the slide he won. I would love to do
a live show, uh this year in California. Yeah, I think that'll
I think that's more than doable. But yeah, that would be that would
be really fun. Figure it out. We'll figure it out, all right,
help us out, uh years ex Warrior wrote in he says, okay,
so peep game. A few episodes ago, Derek was drinking Marcus Phoenix
is squirt liquid and it got all over himself Chris and sween Has there ever
been a time where you guys have also been covered in some liquid at an
inconvenient time? No Diddy? Yeah, I've pissed myself before. What do
you mean, No Diddy, No Diddy, I have completely pissed my pants
before. But like, damn covered and pissed right now, that's an easy
one, right, Yeah? When when was the last time to yourself?
Uh? Like full flood, like it like it all came out like a
little bit, like a little I can't imagine that ever happening, all of
it coming out five completely myself before the point it was no more p p
in me. I was like, damn dude, wait, wait, first,
how old were you that? I was like nine? All right,
that's still too old, Like I'm not like, I'm not here. I'm
not here to try to justify it. I understand what happened. I full
fledged pe by. I fell down the steps on the way till the we
were going to I had to pee. My Grandma's like, King, soon,
we have to catch the train, hurry up, and I ran,
I fell down the steps in some way, and I just pissed myself,
and my grandmother was like, oh, she was wanted. I can tell
she wanted to laugh at me, because it clearly was funny, but she
had to be a parent and be like it's okay, Kingston. Well,
I had to stand up. I couldn't sit down the trade, So I
got the trade c full of pits, yeah, on this train, and
I had to walk home the last like two blocks of the walk, covered
and pissed. My grandmother kept looking at me and trying to be a kind
and like it's okay, king don't cry, It's all right, we're gonna
get to We're gonna get you little piece of pizza, trying to be yeah,
you know, you know when you gotta you know, you gotta be
your parents like pizza, pizza. Yeah, caked and pissed because I was
crying parent, instead of getting you back and then we'll get pizza. She's
like, you you bring bring you back. He was trying to get you
pizza. Yes, she was not coming back outside that house that she was.
It was late. She was like, I'm done, Bro, that's
amazing. How lazy, that's crazy? Like I loved it late? She
was old? How old was she love it? My grandmother, my grandmother
was well, think of it like this. When I was of my grandmother
fifty at least fifty six. Yeah, by the time I was, she
was already like or fifty. My grandma's like eighty something, dude, maybe
ninety mm hmm. My grandmother was old when I was born. If she
was ninety, if she was ninety at that time, I would I would
understand it. She's I'm twelve years younger than my sister. I don't care.
Mmm. So that means that I was away later. I was a
way later child. Mmm. Yeah, those way later child's man, wild,
I don't care. Yeah, Grandma, I'm not fucking I'm not coming
back out. We'll get the get the pizza now, gonna pizza, will
take you home a little over this pizza spot I'm gonna take the idea.
I would be so furious if I was a pizza shop owner I saw.
I don't think it was one of the sit down spot. I think it's
one of like you go, you grab a slights, not the window,
because the New York it's like you can walk in or there's grab a slice.
Well someplaces, this boy out of my fucking restaurant. Uh, why
is this mooy covered piss baby? I haven't seen many. I feel like
maybe like thirty, like maybe thirty percent of the pizza shops that I've ever
seen in New York are that with like the window. So it's not my
first assumption. That's not that's a lot of them in the Bronx Aar.
We's that I remember in the bronxar like that in a long time. Maybe
you guys wouldn't like it, how the pizza taste or not. But like
a Freemont Street, like downtown Las Vegas, I think has a spot that
I think it would be reminiscent of something that you guys do experienced. But
I don't know the place in Vegas. There's this place to Vegas is just
is just off the strip. It's like just off the strip and it's a
pizza place and an Italian restaurant connected to each other. I don't know what
that place is called, but I went there for pizza. The pizza wasn't
bad there, I'm not sure. I think I had that too. And
then there's I know what you're talking about, right next to it, like
right next to the pizza parlor. M So it's like little on the side
of the strip. Guys, have you ever let me ask you something?
Let me let me ask you something. I saw this one pizza place that
looked really cool because it was across the street from the Guitar Center. I
was like, I gotta try this, and I've never seen this before.
The the pepperonis were put under the cheese, and I gotta tell you,
it pissed me off so much because one of the reasons why I don't like
cow zones is because the pepperonis don't get crispy right because it's baking inside.
Yeah, and it was just fucking soggy pepperonis. And I'm like, I
can't believe, how is this place still open. I don't know if you've
guys ever seen that before, but it was the most disappointing pizza I've ever
had in my entire life. I'd also heard that I was drunk too.
I got two things at all, and I was kind of drunk. I
was like, and I'm like, oh, this is gonna be great,
and it was still fucking disappointing, and I'm pissed off, get angry,
and being disappointed by food, when by food when you're drunk is the most
disappointing experience. I really don't think I've experienced anything as soul crushing as that,
truly, like truly, like like in the moment, you know what
I mean, Yeah, it's really really man, that sucks. It was
all bad. Let me let me compound the story. I didn't mean to
get drunk. The people think they're doing you a favor by really deluding your
well, not diluting, by giving you a lot of alcohol in your drinks
where I don't drink. I'm not trying to get pissed drunk. When I'm
drinking. I want a good fucking cocktail that tastes you know, it tastes
good, and if it's good, I'll get another one or maybe even three.
And that's more money for them, So they actually lose money when they
put way too much alcohol in your fucking drink if you can ask for it.
So I just wanted a good fucking uh what do you call it,
like whiskey whatever? Forgot what? What doesn't matter. I had two of
them, and they're so strong, They're so fucking strong, and I was
like, I'm not gonna waste them and drink them. And I had to
go pick up I had to go pick up Jojo like an hour, and
I'm like, God, damn it, I need to like fucking I need
to like be chill. I can't obviously I can't drive now, but I
should be fine in an hour. But I felt like and I'm like,
fuck, here's my pizza. And then the pizza sucked ass and I was
angry. And then it was hot. It was the summer. I was
hot. It was. That was probably the worst moment in Vegas I've been.
It was the worst thing. You the flesh light. You got the
flesh light. You getta give a few tugs while you're in there, balance
yourself out and then go do what you gotta do. Man beat with you.
That is a good idea sometimes, because I've I I was in gridlock
traffic on I coming back from Glenda. I used to work in Glende,
and I was like, I no, so I was thinking of I was
having uh you see the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas, and I was
thinking, I was like, if that guy, I was like, I
was going, if that guy beat off, do you think like that would
have avoided everything? If you just jacked off while he was like waiting in
traffic, because I started thinking like, I'm so wound up, like beating
off would like fix but obviously I'm in a regular car. Everybody would just
see you checking off. You'd just be checking up everybody like, yo,
look at that is so fucking crazy there. And then dude, I think
you I think, I think I think honestly, those are the moments while
you have those things. Yeah, you just you should need a large track.
That's why you have a flashlight. You lift you like they can see
you inside, and then you just fucking go to town and everybody good block
traffic. You lean your seat all the way back, all the way back,
and then you do what you gotta do, and then you sit up
and you're like, oh man, relax a little bit. You know if
it's gridlock. You know, you can take a nab, you like,
take a little take a little five minutes, a little a little five minute.
No, but see that's the worst part of gridlock. Usually every few
minuteses like it'll move just a little bit, just to to somebody to be
angry that you're not fucking so you can't really even relate at any point.
It is experience sort spirits. I can't believe I was not really crying good
traffic once. It's really funny. It's not crying. You don't people that
can't understand traffic. He's like one of those people that can't understand it just
just clearly, it just happens. It's the world being a dickhead to me.
But her, she can't, her brain can't mathematically understand that because there
should not be traffic. There's too many lanes. There's too many lanes.
It shouldn't be trafficed at all. It's just it's just people. It's like,
that's actually a problem. It's people are amount of lanes, you know.
The pigeon man. He's like, yeah, the amount of the amount
of it. Oh, it's good, because should make it. People ruin
everything. I always think about that, like it's people arnold, like they
ruin everything. You have a free lanes, you have all these lanes.
There is no light if everyone just makes a good decent speed, but it's
usually takes one person to just merge and fuck. Yeah, that's literally what
it is. Gridlock. Like the reason gridlock so terrible, it's insane.
Yeah, gridlock is fucked because there's no It's almost like sitting through a long
movie the first time where it's like, man, I don't know, I
haven't seen this before, so I really don't know how long this is.
I really don't know how long this is going to feel. And I remember
being stuck on it was like I think executive Avenue in Hastings. I got
me and my mom got stuck in gridlock for I think literally four hours.
We were stuck like not moving, like moving like maybe I think we moved
like in those four hours. I think we moved maybe like ten feet,
and it was crazy, and I remember like people were like getting outside of
their people. People were getting outside there. It was some crazy thing had
I think, like a transformer blue. I don't I don't know what the
fuck happened, But some lady got out of her car. She was asking
like people for cookies because like she had like like somebody in her car was
like diabetic or something they need like sugar. And it was like it was
crazy, dude. It felt like it felt like it's like a mini apocalypse
on that road. But never experienced anything like that. I would, I
would for sure, Michael Douglas is up. There's no way what you just
said right now, moving ten feet in four hours, I would have easily.
I would turn to Michael Douglas falling down. There's no shot I'm gonna
be normal after that. I'm gonna I could be remembering it walking around,
I could be remembering. I could be remembering that the like the time.
All I remember, all I remember specifically was the sun went down while we
were on the same road like now. Even if even if that is at
the beginning, even if that's at like the beginning of sundown, that's a
long time to be stuck in gridlock, because that's at least an hour,
you know what I mean, from daylight nights. Yeah, it was crazy.
That was bad. I had a pretty bad one. I think it
was Labor Day weekend. The last time the previous no no, no,
sorry, not Labor Day week. It was a New Year's New Year's Eve.
We we came up to Nicky's I think or whatever, and then on
the way back, a lot of people are going to obviously celebrate New Year's
in in Vegas, and so it took me almost seven hours to get back
home. I was so fucking mad that it was I transcended anger. It
was crazy. I never got there before where it was just like I feel
like I'm emotionless. Now I feel like I'm in the eye of a hurricane,
and like I could be killing people and I wouldn't even notice it.
It was like a weird level of like, I hate this so much.
You have no idea. I have problems, but I usually don't get mad
like that. I get mad for traffic because, like we were saying earlier,
I know, in a society where everybody worked together and there wasn't a
bunch of shitheads, it would flow always. It would just flow, even
not super ultra fast, but would just keep going because people would work ship
out. But you always see people fucking it up. You'll see it in
real time. The ship up, and then the lane has to everybody's gotta
stop because some stupid ass will try to cut somebody off or get ahead like
whatever, and I'm like, you massive piece of ship. You fucked it
up for everyone. And I'm like, that guy should die and he would
be killed in your dictatorship. I think you get one fucking chance you do
it again. Trebi shade one thousand percent. You were getting trebor shade so
fucking hard. The biggest one I want to I want to shade to be
as big as like a building, just like where is it gonna It's gonna
send you out an orbit exactly. I want you to become He's on fire.
You're gonna You're gonna bounce off lying up, You're gonna bounce off the
is s S. Yeah. All right, we got a handful of more
questions here. I want to read this one before we get to the next
question because I think it's funny. Pan of Jello wrote and he says,
not a question, but just wanted to let Chris know I autistically picked up
your little sound you make when you're scrolling through questions. I'm sorry, Hey,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I've done this to you. I don't know
where I picked that up either, that's the thing that I've heard one other
person do it besides you. Really, Yeah, I never knew. I
never knew it was a thing. I would hear you do it, and
then I heard it once other and I was like, oh, that's what
Chris does, And so I learned that people do that. I thought it
was literally just uniquely you. I thought it was just a you thing.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think my dad ever did it.
I picked up other things for my dad, like ranting to myself when I
think I'm home alone about about where the why people aren't putting the dishes where
they're supposed to be. I remember specifically, dude, I remember being when
I was a kid and my dad would be in the kitchen, you like,
no one puts the fucking no one puts the fucking forks back where they're
supposed to be. No one puts the no one puts the fans or it's
supposed to be. Why even bother organizing anything? And he's just in the
kitchen ranting to himself, but how everyone's about, how everyone's doing everything wrong.
And it was so it made me laugh so hard every time, to
the point where I think I I think I inadvertently, not not consciously,
but I think I think part of me intentionally, at least on some level,
put things in the wrong places so I could hear more of those just
so I could hear more of those rants. But I don't know. I
have done this with my silverware. I know you see. I'm sorry I've
done this to you Panics. I take a lot of the says to my
grandma, Like I say, asked, you shall receive all the time,
and I see you shall find not going. The door shall be open to
you, I said a time. He's like, shut the fuck up.
I've never heard you say seeking yourself fine knocking the door shall be opened unto
you. Like if I'm playing games, like I can really use this and
I find like receieve and she's like that's really dumb, and I'm like,
you wouldn't get it, Lily. It's a very it's a very well.
I guess almost every Christian uses that. Christian it's been the scientology have really
adopted that. That's like one of their big mantras now really and but yeah,
it's but if everything is borrowed right from old ship, that's all.
It is, just recycled. I also suck my teeth a lot. That's
a really fucking I hate that ship. I do that ship so often.
I do that too. Yeah, I did that too. I don't know
I hate that ship. I don't because my grandma did it all the time.
There was a weird thing that old people do this. It's like and
I don't know what it is. It's almost like they're almost swallowing. They're
making this. It's almost like like their throat will be moving on a frog.
It's like it's like I've noticed like some old people, it's almost like
they're thinking and they're doing this weird Like, I'm like, what the fuck
is that? Who started that trend? What is the purpose of it?
I've never asked trend. It's because it's just I don't understand what it is.
A lot of times I I just like the idea that they're doing it.
They're doing it like a like a like they're doing it intentionally to fit
in with one another, like the idea that a trend they go to a
god, everybody do the and they're just all the closest, the closest thing
that uh, the closest thing to that. The religious stuff that I think
I picked up was God bless was I was just be like, look,
man, it's usually a stand in for you're stupid and I disagree, is
how I remember hearing it growing up. It's like I'm gonna go do what
I remember my cousins would tell me. It's like I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna jump off. I gonna go jump off the top of the playground.
Chris go look, come watch. I'm like, God bless you. Yeah,
yeah, I can't you. You've clearly made the decision, and you
will. You will face the consequeriod of time. Other than God bless really
really grat whatever you will be Like they do say well, God bless man,
like some function happens, and I just say God bless to them,
completely discerting what they're talking about. Ever, friend's like, oh man,
I lost my kid, God bless man, And it's like, what the
you guys must do? You have any sayings from your family that like maybe
you don't say, but that like stuck around with you in a sense that
they sounded like you've never heard them at like elsewhere. Like I remember my
aunt had this thing that she would say to me all the time, whenever
she would leave, and it was like there was like a rhythm to it.
Every time she would leave, she'd be like, I love you,
be careful but goodn't behave But it like it was that quick and it was
like weirdly, it's like a weirdly catchy thing. You know, it's so
quick and all. There's something rhythmic though, Yeah, it almost sounds it
sound you know what it did. It sounded like Spanish to me when I
was a kid, because like my family would speak so quickly that I remember
thinking, it's like I don't know what that word is. I thought it
was a word, but I remember it very vividly. And my mom would
say, uh, she didn't have very many but she would say she would
be like yesterday, December seventh, nineteen forty one, a date which will
live in infamy the United States of America was suddenly delivered. Oh yeah,
where did that? Want? You did have that? Like, but you
have that ready? So I have a I've been on this arc of Uh,
I just been. I realize I know a lot about World War two,
but I also don't like it's a weird thing. It's a weird like
word I know exactly what you mean. Really. Yeah. So I've been
watching actually a lot of like stuff recently within the past week, kind of
learning more of the ins and outs of things, because I was like,
I'm kind of don't know enough. I feel like I should know more,
Like if if someone wanted to actually really discuss it, and which is never
gonna happen, I actually would kind of be very surface level, stupid water
water talk. And I was like, I don't know, Yeah, Hitler
was Hitler was mean, Japan was there. Uh, that's it really,
like, like really ostensively, that is the that is the extent of my
knowledge about World War Two. It's like, Hitler was mean, Japan was
there, Jews died, Uh, the president was a cripple, and that's
it. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's that's that's really it. There's literally
nothing else I know. I know that the Ogima is a thing, but
I don't know what that means. It was, Yeah, is was the
closest island that they needed to take to be able to actually have an assault
on Japan itself, like they were there was like and then Okinawa was like
say where, Okay, We're gonna fuck Okinawa. And then we went from
there. We want to get to Tokyo, and then they dropped bombs dead.
I don't know animate words you're saying, even huhn Tokyo. I know
that we didn't get there. Well, no, there was no need.
There was no need. There was there was no need to put boots on
the ground, even though we dropped. We dropped holy ruination on them.
And now they make hen tie and they entic hen tie because we're fucking warriors,
warriors out. I know. I know that the axis was like Italy.
I know, like like like Mussolani and all that, but like I
know very little about Mussolani really, Like when I think about World War Two,
I only never think of the Italians because the Italians were the cowards.
Was a major douchebag to the point where they drove him out. They they
fucking They're like fuck Mussolini. And then they joined the forces after a while
because they're like fuck this guy. Shout yeah, shout out, shout out
to the Italians. They themselves got rid of their dictator, like they did
it themselves. They were like, look, this guy sucks. He's killing
people. He's let's people in my spaghetti he said, where's my spaghett He
got he gave his speech that was being spaghetti and and Italia. Someone went
crazy. Someone just grabbed him and on the floor they did that World War
Z thing where they started like climbing to get up in the balcony. He
was. He was in a blimp bro when he said that, and they
climbed up to the blimp. Bro. They climbed got him. They're all,
mama me, They're all They're all running up to him. They're all
running up to him, and they're snarling with an accent. Yeah, they're
like her still killing this man, killing this man, kill, killing the
moose, man, killing the moose man, kill dragon. Dragging by car
dragon? Mind do they dragged him through the streets? Bro? Oh,
I know a bumper dragging behind the card. He's like, it's a bumper
him him. Make those noises as he's barreling down the pavement of a long
street at forty miles an hour, bouncing off the curves, swinging into,
swinging into fucking telephone poles. Who he's dead. They were shoving mushrooms up
his ass. His colon's expanding. They really fucked him up there. They
really they really it was like him and him and Saddam husaining. They really
they really, they really fucked those guys upon is it. Yeah, that's
what I'm thinking of. They're all the same. Yeah, guys, Okay,
let's go. I heard, I heard. I heard they literally got
they got straight up. Oh my god, that's fucking crazy. I mean,
let's be real. To the United States, that is a very true
statement, Like I don't know whatever I mean, as far as I mean,
as far as dictators go, like truthfully, truthfully, like the Middle
Eastern like tyrants, Like it's really difficult for me to distinguish them, not
on looks, but like on like they've all done the same thing. Who
they all just do the same they all do the same thing in the same
region. And it's like, all right, well, Italy only really has
Mussolini, you know, Germany, Germany only has Hitler. That's really it.
Those are the only those are the only notable people to come out of
those countries. As far as the dictatorship goes, well, I guess,
like as far as like extremely infamous, but you know Italy was fascist before
that. No, of course, of course I'm talking about they're on their
way back low key, they're on the way back there again. They're crazy
on their way back there, crazy that like they just didn't get spanked hard
enough, right, like say, Germany has spanked so hard that, like
I think Italy did it themselves. That's what it did it themselves, That's
what I mean. So they really did get spanked hard enough. And so
now they're different ends. That's the jew Yes, bro, one of one
of those motherfucker's gonna ban spaghetti again. They're gonna they're gonna fly to close
the sun again. They're getting they're gonna have to fight. They got to
fight Chris Pratt's Mario after they do that ship. I know, I know
he's not ready for that. Whoever that We're going to continue what beneath or
left off. We are the nation that does not need does spaghetti. And
then everyone fucking boo. People are running out of their windows, climbing up
middle. It's gonna be like Spider Man, webon shadows, but everybody's all
the time is gonna be the venomized people. And I'm gonna be trying to
get that one person that got rid of spa. They're fucking their bullets are
sucking those hands, they're just they're just hard to look like this little little
they're just throwing angel hair fast enough to kill people. Like we gotta move
on. We gotta getting skewered through the heart with an angel hair. You
get hard enough that you go flying to the wall. It's like that scene.
It's like a Spider Man two. It's like a Spider Man two where
the tentacle like pierced pit like pincers that guy to the wall in the hospital,
just like, but it's sat with an angel hair. All right,
let's listen. We gotta fucking ridiculous that tirade z Quef wrote in He says,
Hey, Derek Sween and their moderator, you get to design a new
X Men team for a reboot of Marvel. Which five to seven characters are
you choosing for your starting lineup? I'm gonna limit it to I'm gonna limit
it to five. Seven is too much. We'll limit it to five for
the sake of me. Can we do six to me? X Men six?
Seven? I'm five this there's five you need, and you need one
of there's you need one character that's really important to the story, and then
you need the original students that's what for me, you're already taking seriously,
shut the fun to me, to me, to me, my Italians,
Charles zso Xabiano, it's like me, it's me, my ex. I
don't know how to say man in Italian. That I don't actually that's like
a language I said, know quite a bit, but I don't know any
I don't know Italian. That are Spanish words. That's it, the Spanish
words that gazzi. Uh uh, I know the assassin's creed stuff. I
know, I know, I know senor to senjored you know that, Senora,
Senora, that's it. How do you say thank you again? It
just like glazzi Grazzi? Right, I just said that, right, Grazzi
and then uh yeah, yeah, child was goodbye? I know, or
I think I think something like that. I thought, yeah, but I
think it's in in in Italian. There's a every time I hear that word
now, every time like dying, Yeah, he's dying. Every time I
hear that word, though, I think of is it brad pitten inglorious Bastard's
yeah, yeah, right, bon journ now American accent burn now yeah,
any if we got any Italian people fucking got the fun up. I gotta
listen. We gotta build the X Men. We gotta build the all right,
we gotta build the Italian. I'm gonna pop it out of all while
you guys talk. All right, So Italian? Is that is that allowed?
I don't even know it. Drug you So I don't know about that.
I actually don't know. I think it should be fine if it's like
prescription. Yeah, I don't give whatever. Yeah, I didn't get this
from a hero. You can do Heroin on this podcast, man, this
is this is a safe place. I've done Heroin on this podcast. Building.
So we're talking about like X Men that exists, like there these are
this is what the snow that exists, not what I'm making up once I
made up like we made up some bullshit like years ago. I don't remember
what it was called. But come hands you can make him up if you
want coming, let me come. Come. Come. He can touch you,
and he can. If he touches you, you'll bust all the liquid
in your body. So you will, you'll come all the liquid in your
body out if you touch so he makes you come like so you essentially he's
as dangerous as where you can't touch him. Like you can't control when his
power works. His power. It's not an all the odd time if he
if he doesn't like you, he's like, you're like, make your liquid
come out of your fucking urethra only yeah, you you are blasting straight through
your clothes. You can carves you candt metal. That's how hard he makes
you. Come. All right, so come in or whatever his name is,
come hands, or whatever his name is, come come here. Okay,
come here. So that's that's your So we're gonna collaborate on this.
Yeah, we're not gonna eat. We're not gonna each pick five. We're
gonna we're gonna we're gonna delegate. Okay, so we gotta come man,
Okay, so you gotta come hen uh who I think we should have one
real X man in there. Toad, Uh, Toad. Yeah, we'll
have Toad in there. So Toad, come man, Toad or like,
what is the name of the tech guy? The tech guy? Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know. What does he do? I like
Toad person, like I like Forged, just like what the fuck am I
around? He's making all these tech and and like you don't need tech for
never be on this team. He'd be like, this is stupid. I'm
Maudy. Listen, we have hands, we got cumman, We've got toad.
I vote Rudy Giuliani. I want Rudy Giuliani on this team, like
as a human or is he a mutant in this Rudy Giuliani? Okay,
And he just leaks grease from his head. That's that's right, right,
he's yea. His power is that he he sweats oil. I got another
cool one. I got a really cool one too, Okay, I don't
want a guy with swivel knees. He has like swivel like swivel wheels on
his knees, so he like goes and he likes like he looks really stupid,
like he looks really dumb. But then you realize his range of motion
and it's like, oh, that's actually pretty thick. Can yes. So
so he's got wheels in his knees is what you're saying. He has like
he pretty much has like speed years at his knees spears right, yeah,
And his range emotional his knees is any direction he choose to go, and
he can move in like thirty mos brow way any direction. So he's like
really hard. So have you ever played have you ever played Vanquish that?
Yes, he's that, it's like that. Do you know what that game
is? Derek? Yeah, I've never played it, though I think you
would like it. Actually liked the top of ridiculous. It's yeah, power
sliding on your knees like that would be would be fucking amazing. Okay,
everybody's trying to hit him. He's like, why can't we hit why can't
we make contact? What's he's too mobile? What's his name? What's his
name? I don't know, wheel Nies what his name is? Whely o'nelio?
Really? Oh, Wheelio? All right? He prefers that to running.
Now, what are you doing? Man? We got one come man,
Toad and h who else? Last one? Tim Poole without his beanie,
he's like a constant. He's like a constant solar flare. It's almost
like at him. He's very bald. Yes, he's extremely you never seen
I've never seen him without his ban on. Well, pull up, he
is gone. Well he has had this discussion. He just had a little
cold, a saki thing. But I imagined by now he's just totally he's
bald. He's bald. He's a he's a totally bald person. We already
had this discussion. There is no such thing as bad to the point where
nobody has any hair, like it's not real. Well, it's just like
some people have, like panes. Yeah, and that's why I'm clarifying.
Is his head bald on? No? Is it technically shaven, not that
we've seen. No. Even when he got his head his beanie snatched off
one of the last protests he was that years ago, that beanie off.
I mean, I mean tim Timothy Pool alone even killed alone, he probably
got playing people killed. You know. His his family, like his mom,
his dad, and his sister made YouTube videos shipping on him like they're
very less crazy. Yeah, they're very low key. His sister and his
dad like something Lisa Pool and I forgot his dad's name, but they mind
they put online themselves. I have no idea I have. I have no
idea what he is or anything. He tempoole I yeah, I mean I
don't think so. He To me, if he's Hispanic, I would say,
he's like fucking like he just looks like European to me. That really
bothers me. What bothers me about Timpole is that he's actually like a talented
dude. That's what really frustrates me about him, is that, like he
could have done so many other things. Well, yeah, he's a good
skater's he's a good guitarist too. Like I jammed with him I think a
couple of years ago, and he's like he's really good at it, and
it's just like, man, yeah, what a shame. Yeah, I
also hate so okay, it's main character scenario where he like sing now in
his music and I'm like, don't do that, dude, Just be the
guitarist. Just be the guitarist, dude. Okay. So yeah, it's
to me bye, to me, am I X man and uh and him
pool rolls in, he does a bell roll, flashes like the sun and
then and then uh, come man, furiously masturbating comes on. The comes
on the lens of the camera, and then we see, uh, who
else was on? Who else was in this rudy? We see him just
standing completely still in sweating vigorously, and then you see the idea of a
character like willing, what are you gonna do? And come man, just
thrust his dick into the ground. And the earth starts shaking and the guys
start coming out of the ground. That's crazy, that's man, that's yeah,
that's my strungs technique. Afterwards, mutant, that's that's magic. That's
crazy. That's mega level. Bro's least like he's like at least like more
powerful than fucking magneto. Like come, come, come hands is arguably as
strong as cable for power. Like it's a real like like they're about would
do a lot of damage to the planet and people are like, what the
fuck you're just come based Like, yeah, there's a lot of calm,
dude, Think how many people have existed? Power of all that come,
all come that will ever and has ever existed? I can control to me,
yeah, my sex, amen, my sex, second will come in
the future. I can control future come. I can't control paths come.
I can control come on different planets days. I can control the sars come
days of future come. I'd be like that'd be a good one. How
many sentinels comes sentinels can come to all? Right, now you're getting we
got our team last question, outrageous, got our last question, and then
uh and then after that, do one of you guys want to who wants
to read the who wants to read the names? Oh yeah, I don't
all right, well king since reading the names, but that was the test.
Nice, that was the test with the point of ask you I hate
that, don't worry. It's like I have to come, don't weigh a
cum don't need to come to get a wrecked up on his meat balster made
by Denzel come Road. He says, hello punk head, metal head and
sneakerhead, first time writing in that I have been watching since the amos E
episode that was a long time ago. Finally subscribed just to get my I
remember you know why. I know that's a long time because I remember editing
the thumbnail and I haven't done that in fucking years. Uh but I haven't
been watching, but I've been watching since name was the episode. Finally subscribed,
just to get my hands on that that brill the brill t so ridiculous.
Welcome aboard, thank you, thank you for that. Shirt's going to
be gone by the way, very like, but that's such a stupid That
was our test print. That's the only reason that that's available for sale is
because it was our test print. That's gonna go super sued By the way,
do you guys see that somebody in it? Did you guys see that
somebody animated him? Someone animated it? That was fucking cool. I just
saw it recently. Actually shows very into tweets to me. Yeah too.
Anyway, that's what I meant, he says. My question is My question
is what is something you were out of the loop on slash didn't get around
to for the longest time, but when you did, it ended up being
one of your favorite things you've ever seen. I asked this because I finally
watched Dracula Flow a couple of weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid
ten minutes. Much love, happy late birthday to Swing, and thank you
for keeping my work shifts bearable as I clean up after grown adults who can't
keep a public restroom clean. Damn sorry, sorry to hear about that.
I help you through that. Yeah, totally. Yeah, one will kill
you that. I'm sure. There's Oh my god, there's so many examples
of this. It's so funny. Though. I didn't expect this dude was
going to say dractly. I thought he was going to say, like a
piece of media, like a piece of art. That's like I was thinking
like he was gonna say a television series or something. He's like Dracula Flow.
He's like, this is my ship now. So I always expected that.
Yeah, yeah, there's there's there's so many things. I'm laid on
most things because I don't like to. Uh. First of all, I
hate like x N ninety seven is pissing me off, for example, because
I have to wait weekly, Like I'm I'm having that anticipate anticipatory feeling where
most things I'm like, oh fucking wait for the whole Tired series to wrap
up and then I'll watch it in bulk because I just prefer that. I
prefer it. Now I'm gonna fuck about weekly discussions and stuff because anyway.
Uh so, yeah, I something that I jumped on really late. Well
i'll tell you that. Technically, I jumped on Mass Effect kind of late
where I didn't pay attention to it. My brother was playing mass Effect two
and I visited him at his apartment and I was like, oh, looks
pretty cool, and I just kind of brush it off like I didn't really
wasn't really paying attention. And then I played a mass Effect two closer to
when Mass Effect three was was I think they were starting they had like it
was starting to get buzz. I don't know if the demo was out yet,
but I was close to around that time where I was like, this
is fucking amazing, and then it was cool. So then I got to
play Mass Effect three just a little bit after, you know, it released.
I don't know how many months afterwards, but I jumped on that hype
just way late and I was like, I can't fucking believe I didn't play
this immediately. It was, uh, yeah, that was a big one
for me. Yeah, that was kind of those kind of I mean from
a technicality standpoint, I guess Halo is that for me too, because I
didn't really get into it until I didn't really truly get into it until just
before three, like two thousand and six, so Halo two. So Halo
two had been out for like a couple of years and I had it and
I played it a lot, but I don't think I I understood that I
liked to play it, but I didn't unerstand. I didn't understand that I
loved it yet. Because I didn't, it didn't really absorb into me.
And then like three was just such a hype, like an unavoidable hype thing
that it just consumed me and then I like retroactively played everything. So technically
that was late, but I outside of media, I'll say this, I
was really late to uh sushi, like as food, like specifically because I
remember trying sushi sushi rolls at like certain places or around my around where like
we lived in Fishkill, and I hated. I didn't like it at all,
and I didn't like the imitation crab. I didn't like the fucking cucumber
in it. I was like, this sucks. And then it wasn't until
I think I moved out here literally that I had like just the fish with
the rice, Like I think, what is that called? This is like
a word for it, nighery or something, I don't know, whatever,
there's a word for it. When I had that, When I had that,
I was like, oh, I'm twenty two and I like this.
I should have been having this the whole time. This is annoying. So
I like I was really late to that, not media or anything, but
it's so it's the one that came to mind because that's the one I'm super
late to that counts. I mean, I I feel you. I,
well, I never, I just never. I'm a cooked man. I'm
cooked cooked. I don't have raw fish. Everything better to me. I
just I just don't think. Literally, I think that's true for everything except
for fish. I think cooked fish tastes like shit. Really yeah, whever
we have this conversation cooked fish, I'm like, this tastes pretty good about
it. Don't like fish. I've had good cooked fish, But the issue
is, like the best cooked fish I've had is almost always worse than the
most mid cooked chicken, mid cooked pork, mid cooked steak that I've ever
had. Like, I've never had fish that blew me the fuck away where
I'm like, except when it's you know, in sushi, which is the
only fruit that you can really eat raw like that. So like I'm just
saying, well, I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not gonna eat this
meat that is specifically exclusively like one of the few meats that you can eat
raw cooked if it's like the least satisfying cooked meat of the meats available,
whereas all the other meats that you have to cook you can't eat raw,
Like why would I? Why would I? Like? Why would I?
I don't like fish. I will never eat fish willingly anymore in my life.
When I was younger, I've had some snapper my grandmother has like made
when I was younger, She's like, try to try a piece of it,
and I can tell it tastes good, but I don't want it,
like I don't want for fish. So your your problem is like you just
don't want to eat fish mainly. That's like I understand that. Like I,
I had bad experiences. I'm not saying you had a bad experience,
but I had a bad experience with a I may have told the story before,
but I was. I grew up being a sick kid. I couldn't
keep most solids down till I was like four, and my grandma had no
respect for that or anything about me being a sick kid and not really being
able to eat a lot of stuff. And she would make the nastiest fucking
like greens, like well, the nastiest smelling things to me, like you
know, like a lot of Southern shit that just smelled fucking nasty to me,
and she would be like, oh, you can't you you must eat
this kind of a thing. And it made me have a disdain for a
lot of stuff got older. A lot of greens like that don't taste bad
to me anymore, but I just don't want them. I just don't want
them, like I just don't like, I just don't want it. I'm
like, I don't, I don't want to eat it, and even though
I'll eat it times and I'm like, yeah, it's fine, I just
don't fucking want to get away from me. I'll get my greens from fucking
supplements, just like I have fucking Vinamin supplements in it, and I get
everything I need. And so I understand that sentiment. And fish is complicated
too, though, because there's a lot of fish that just smells like as
already, and then some people are like I don't want that. And then
there's your fancier fish that like tastes more like chicken. But it's like,
if you're trying to get more of a chicken flavor, might as well have
chicken, you know, like say like a halibit or a swordfish or something
that tastes pretty fucking good, it doesn't have a really fishy taste to it.
A lot of people are like, this is great fish, and I'm
like, well, you could get probably better chicken in it, and it's
better and cheaper, and catfish is amazing in my opinion, you fried cashfish
is fucking awesome. But some people that are hardcore fish fans hate fucking catfish,
like it's just complicated. So fish is kind of weird. But I'll
I'll fuck up some fish though. Yeah, I don't know. I think
it's a texture of it. I don't like it comes apart like telapia and
salmon, like the way, like the way it comes apart in like weird
like slices, like as you're eating, and it's like I love that.
Man. I just Salmon's too fishy to me. Man, I can't Mike
Jojo loves salmon, and I'm like tilapia. I don't. The house smells
like fucking ship. Man, it just sells. I can't do it.
Telopia's is the standard fish, right, that's the standard. Like it's cheap.
It's if you're trying to just get cheap lean protein, get a big
bag of talapia. It's just it's the lean is shit you can get.
I might get a fash later. I actually want sushi now, all right,
Hell yeah, ude's get the fuck out of here. It's time.
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