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He used to coming cot podcast episode
four thirty two, one Brandom here with

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Ryan and we're gonna talk about of
Celestia Deck wearing a cowboy hat. Now

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our theme song. Hey Riot,
We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing good? What is
going down? Whole bunch is going down?

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I punched my mic out. I
had none of my favorite intros of

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all. That was one of the
hugest intros ever. Rest in peace.

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Everyone wearing headphones, including producing Geary. He's dead. Just answered his eyes

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his eyes bleeding a little bit.
I feel kind of bad, But what

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is going down? We have stories
to tell people to thank, lots of

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stuff to get into. Before we
get to any of that stuff, you

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official beer sponsors of c CEO Sidewalks
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and they're the second coolest thing to
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very much so. And perfect timing
for the TV as well, which

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you'd see if you're watching on YouTube, which should be Yes, very much

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so. Editor Joe works very hard, so you should be watching. You

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should be subscribed. We're saying all
the YouTube stuff that producer Gary hates and

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he editor Joe. He's done a
couple CEOs now and had some super awesome

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feedback for us, none of which
we listen to listen to, none of

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it. Yeah, so he's gonna
see it and think we forgot, but

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we're acknowledging that we didn't forget.
We're just not listening. We're the one

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doing this. Dog he's just holding
its head. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm

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trying to make a doggy style joke
in the head. Oh I just did.

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Okay, we are talking about the
same thing which never happened. That

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is rare, you know. Not
rare is me going to Fusion Gaming Online

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dot Com and using c CEO save
pro promo code. Yeah, just used

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it too. Did you get some
thunder junkchies? I sure did. What

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did you get I got? Well, I guess I did get thunder juncie

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stuff. No, I got stuff
for a thunder JUNCTIONI deck oh Becka.

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I got some courts, yes,
and I got a sword and I got

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one of those enchantments that flips over
into a Land. We're playing one of

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those today, and did I get
I got something else that was like,

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man, this is too many dollars. I'm gonna get it because it's from

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Fusion Gaming. I'm gonna save a
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I wasn't even gonna buy it anywy. Prismatic Vista Special Guest Prismatic Vistas.

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Oh yeah, yeah, there's still
one there as a recording. So if

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you want one of those Prismatic Vista
very good card. We did all sorts

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of videos on it back when it
was released. Fetch Land for just basics

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yep, any basic and not tapped
like your old fateful Pteromorphic expanse correct good

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card too. Yes, I play
that card. You could cut it for

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Prismatic Vista could or you could play
both only bad card only bad cards.

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save money on stuff you're good about
anyway, First time shoppers, we got

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some new subs, new people listening
to the show, checking out the studio,

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and if you're gonna spend over one
hundred bucks, like if you're gonna

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get a booster box, or if
you are, what's what's what? Other

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stuff like can you spend a lot
of money on Oh I thought, yeah?

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A board game? Oversized six foot
wide play mats, like the big

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ones. Do they have those?
Yeah? Yeah, like the Wargaming one.

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Yeah? Like wow, No they're
magic ones? Are they like the

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ones we play on at the at
the lgs like that? You can get

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those use Ceo Perks promo code that's
gonna get you ten percent store credit kickback.

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That's like a ten percent discount.
Let's call that what That's pretty good?

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Pretty good? So fugig go there. Speaking of places you should go,

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command Fest Vancouver. Yes, you
should go there. You can meet

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us. We're going to be there. You know who you can meet.

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And this is you don't know this
yet live on air be b b b

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GC exclusive Oh the coolest thing to
come out of Regina, Saskatchewan. No

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our good friend? Oh yeah,
yeah, I love when places with us.

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Yes, Now, he was like
ninety percent and he's he was looking

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to shack up with Jared sink guy. Same place, Yeah, same place

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downtown Vancouver. Yep. I don't
want to say that he has confirmed,

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but me saying this on the show
has confirmed. It has confirmed it.

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Yes, so now he has to
get that time off work. He has

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to and he has to come to
Vancouver to play magic and drink beer for

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three days. Yeah. Oh so
fun. Man, I love drinking beer

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for three days. Yeah, so
big. Thanks to Face to Face Games.

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They're having us out for that.
Yeah, we're going to have the

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Creator booth. Nay, we are
going to be running the Creator booth.

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You know how it works, right, And we're going to have some new

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CCO merch. I got the shirt. You didn't wear the shirt today,

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but we've got did I have the
show? Yes, the three colored glitchy

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shirts. Oh, it's still in
it's the laundry because I wear it everywhere.

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I wear all over the place.
Yeah, we're gonna have new merch.

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We've got the enamel pins, we're
gonna have new hats, we're gonna

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have new shirts, and we're gonna
have the booth. And if you want

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to be there and you want to
get a discount, because that's what we

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do want Commander Cookout Discount, Cookout
podcast. It sounds like Yo, sounds

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like the thrift store beside Costcole d
c O. Uncle Wiener's Costco discount store.

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Right, people are laughing. That's
actually what it's freaking called. I'm

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very reasonably sure that these lights right
here, those ones, those came from

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Uncle Wieners because they got those everything
you get like Neon signs and like those

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big chains that they used in making
Aliens. Yeah, and man, you

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know what I'm doing this afternoon,
going to watch Alien in the theaters?

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Oh yeah, yeah, man,
hold on, we didn't finish the podcasting

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business. You could, you could
just have it. Ceo promo code is

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gonna get your discount at command Fest
Vancouver. That's the first thing on your

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commander package so you could play games
with us. Yeah, very much.

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So you're gonna get the vouchers.
You get like packs and the bag and

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you get all like the deck box
and the sleeves and stuff. You get

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all the stuff and some kind of
gift from us. Usually they have like

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a thing and when people come out, so yeah, we use the promo

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code, we give you a thing. I assume they're gonna do that again.

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They are good, they are.
I don't know what the prizes are

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going to be. People always ask, well, pitch, it's a what

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is that a stairway to Ancients.
Is that that promo that land that we've

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No, you get that just for
showing up. That's in like in the

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in the swag bag that you get. It's probably gonna be like stuff that

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that Kelly, the the event manager, Yeah, finds on Hastings Street,

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like just like some empty food wrappers
and like somebody's severed toe. Baggies of

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baking powder, totally baking powder,
that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah,

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Like Uncle Brando's totally drinking coffee in
the morning, that kind of stuff.

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That's what we do in the morning. You drink coffee. Yeah,

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has everybody who's ever been arounded a
CECO experience knows I drink coffee every morning,

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Oh yeah, and lots lots of
like like eight coffees all day,

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Yeah, all day in the command
zone. I've got the world record for

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drinking coffee in the command zone.
I'll tell you that much. Yes,

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Uncle Brando's trying to challenge that.
He's he's there, he's preparing, he's

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training five ounce curls, baby,
yeah, yeah, five ounce curls.

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I was trying to do a segue, but we okay, I've got two

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more pieces of a couple of beets. Of business here. Oh my god.

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Okay, all right, I know
you just want to talk about aliens

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and now I'm installing on I want
to talk about alien goddamn it. Okay,

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maybe this guy's an alien. He
would have he Oh, this guy

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out of this world. He came
out of a fucked up tulip. Most

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recent Patreon supporter Jordan No dell.
It's got to be nodle, no deb

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no, no at all. What's
something that rhymes with dell but really means

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either wiener or butthole adele? No
coin purse? Yes, yeah, okay,

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so I got a story, joke, coin purse. I got a

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story, but I'm not gonna tell
it until you get to talk about aliens.

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Ah, that's so fun. But
we're gonna go back to no coin

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purse. We're not leaving that.
We are not leaving that. So just

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let that stew let that coin purse
simmer for a minute. Welcome aboard and

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you also, yeah, Jordan big
thanks Patreon dot com, slash Socio podcast.

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He went there. He got this
coin percy nickname. He got into

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the discord. Everybody can finger blasted
them, and hey, I I saw

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a lot of the times I'll get
like a like a Patreon email, like

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a notification that somebody joined. Thank
you if that's you. And if they're

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already linked up between Patron and Discord, they're already linked up, then the

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invite to our discord just automatically happens, sick. So I'll get the email

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on my phone and then frickin' go
to uh And then I go to Discord

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immediately, and I see that the
finger blasting is under like full sleep full

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finger and and there was like twenty
of them, oh dad, and there

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were some good ones. Yeah,
yeah. And I commented that, like

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we got some professional finger blasters in
the nation, And man, Jordan sure

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found out the hard way. Was
it Gee Pizza that made the brash hunter

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giving the finger gift? Oh?
Man, If I don't know, somebody

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in the nation made one of those, and I had it saved on my

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phone and now I can't find it. So if it was you, please

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send it to me so I can
have it again. Yeah, because I

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use it all the time, but
now it's gone. You do, yes,

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yes, okay, speaking of all
the time. Alien Nope, damn

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it. Last week's giveaway winter,
Man, what did they guess? They

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they commented on the worst pre con
from last week's pre show, which you

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should totally watch because we're putting a
little bit more time into that and it

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looks upgraded, and we're doing it
in the studio and we preview the deck

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and what we're going to talk about. So the pre show lots of good

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value there. Now no did he
is this a randomly selected one or did

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you pick the person that had the
most well thought out answer? Ah?

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Yes, what he was talking about
the Tamir Timir? Who am I teamer?

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The teamer? Oh wait, gumball
comball right, not Comball, know

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the bubble gum machine. Yea yeah, yeah, that's a shit gremlin.

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Yes, from March of the Machine. I actually saw him a little while

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ago. That car not him personally
or the guy that answered the question.

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Yes, And people were making the
point, this guy's not nearly as bad

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as everybody thought he is. And
the reason he's not nearly as bad today

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as he was back then is because
there's been eighty seven different artifact tokens now,

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so he'll make bigger do bigger?
Dudes? Pardon me, But at

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the time there was like what three
and the deck made one that deck sucks.

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Good choice, good choice, Okay, Sergeant tank Teddy, I have

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definitely I have to assume that sgt. Is short for sergeant. Yes,

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Sgt. Tank Teddy. I don't
want to know what a tank teddy is.

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What's a teddy that rides a tank, or it's a teddy with tanks

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on it, or it's like a
real huge jacked teddy that is a tank

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in like like a tank like an
RPG. Or maybe a guy named Teddy

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who drives a tank. Oh,
maybe it's not a bear at all.

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Maybe it's a maybe it's a guy. Maybe it's a hairy dude. Maybe

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it's a guy named Theodore. Maybe, yes, Sergeant Theodore, the tank

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driver. Like our buddy JJ,
who drove a tank through a house one

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time. Man, that's awesome.
He my kid always says, is JJ

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the guy that drove the tank through
the house? Dat? Yes, Why

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did he do that? Because he
was in the army. I know that's

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what you do. Because he was
at war. You're gonna drive tanks through

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buildings. Yeah, that's like the
one war story he'd tell us. Yeah,

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why didn't why didn't he shoot it? I don't know. You've got

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a limited number of bullets in a
tank, but you can drive it through

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stuff. And I mean charge Valor
isn't old enough to know this yet,

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but if you have the opportunity to
drive over anything with a vehicle, you

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should take it, Yes, especially
if that thing is free. Oh yeah,

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and you're in a tank. Who
doesn't want to drive a car through

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a house? Who doesn't want to
go like on Twister when the guy drives

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the truck through the house. I
want to do that so bad? Yes,

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so bad? Oh yeah, for
that stops me is like I only

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have one truck doing if I reckons, I've wanted to do that. Oh

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man, you know what we got
to do. We haven't said thank you

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to to producer Gary and the dufferin
Avenue Media Network studio when they when they

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build like their secondary studio in the
country. It's kind of by my house.

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Actually, maybe we can drive a
truck through something there. I'm not

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going to say that we're doing that, but like we know Keels coming to

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Vancouver, So if we get a
truck and there's a STU you out there

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with cameras, we might have to
drive it through something. We could do

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that. Yeah, one hundred percent
confirmed, probably can. Yes, Okay,

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Alien, so we've got a deck. God damn, Okay, You're

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going to watch Alien at the movie
the That's really the whole story. Most

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is it's the forty fifth anniversary for
Alien this weekend as we're talking, and

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I'm five. Yeah. Wow,
So I'm gonna go see it in the

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theater for the very first time,
just like I saw like Jaws, which

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is little known fact, it's my
favorite movie the whole all time. I

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had to see it on the big
screen and it was so much fun with

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a bunch of my friends who've never
actually seen Jaws before, which is so

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weird. And so we're gonna do
the same with Alien, where I'm going

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with a whole bunch of people who
have never seen it. So I'm really

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looking forward to like getting the theater
experience for the first time with me and

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a bunch of other people. Are
gonna see this touchstone of sci fi horror

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for the first time. Really,
yeah, yeah, it's really cool.

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You know what. I'll tell you
something. Sure, I have seen Jaws

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excellent though, though I have never
seen Alien really, so three fifty in

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this afternoon, I'm planting trees today. Ah, I'm doing anchorage stuff.

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You're gonna miss out. You're gonna
cut my grass like seven times. I

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assume that's an alien joke. That's
a Jaws joke. Oh oh, we're

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gonna need a bigger boat, right
yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah,

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you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Yeah yeah, got there, got there,

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got there, okay, speaking of
getting there, getting there, Comball,

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comball, Yes, give him a
read. Let's pull him up here.

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So Comball profiteering mayors who are doing
today. He's a two four human

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advisor for black and white and one
he has. Whenever one or more tokens

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enter the battlefield under your opponent's control, for each one of them, you

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create a tapped copy of it.
And whenever a one or more tokens enter

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the battlefield under your control, each
opponent loses a life and you gain a

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life. So your token making ability
triggers one time each turn, ye,

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and your drainability triggers each and every
time you have some number of tokens coming

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to play under your control, and
that happens all the time. Yeah,

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okay, so we gotta say,
Curtis, mister Anderson Smith, give me

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the ring. Mister Anderson, Hey, you know what I watched last night

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that had Hugo Weaving in it.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Oh

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I have. I did not know
what that movie was about, but I

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knew it was a movie. I
was not expecting Hugo Weaving to be in

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it. I've never even heard of
it. It's about these three drag queens

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in Australia who buy a bus,
like a bus motor home and kind of

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drive it, I guess cross country
to like do this gig and they meet

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a bunch of people along the way
and sounds riveting. It's actually pretty funny.

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It's a funny show. There you
go. Yeah, it was a

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good time. Okay, who knew
well, mister Anderson, big thanks for

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sending the deck in. It's one
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you're the winner of our giveaway. You

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with all your details, postal code, zip code, all that shit,

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your real name, yep, and
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stickers, the tokens or the shitty
old cards. There you go, now

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back to the deck. Okay,
so we've got two kind of options here

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to really lean into with the build. Whenever we give an opponent to token

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or whenever they make a token,
or whenever they make a token, yeah,

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we get said copy of token.
Yes, once per turn. So

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if we're going to be giving tokens, we want to be able to give

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them maybe on each turn, like
on at instant speed or activated abilities that

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produce tokens that we can activate on
player two, three four turn and our

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turn right, And we have to
do it that way because it says once

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per turn, and they do that
so they can make an ability like this

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and not just have it be broken
every which way from Sunday. If this

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was every time an opponent made a
token, this thing would be just brutal.

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Yeah, okay, So treasure tokens, creature tokens, blood tokens,

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like just random stuff that is tagged
on. Like imagine you're playing with like

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some new Cowboy hat cards and they
get a mercenary token that taps to give

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plus one to target creature we get
those things? Is this is somebody plays

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their cockslide extortionists. Oh yeah,
we get a bunch of treasures. Right,

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okay, so great. Whenever one
or more tokens enter the battlefield under

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our control. So when we get
those tokens that our opponents also get yep,

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or when we just make tokens,
yes, they lose a life,

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we gain a life. Correct,
So our tokens get like extort sort of

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right, extort, that's that's the
ability. Yes, but we don't have

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to pay for it, shitty extort
because we only gain one is if three?

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Yes, you're right. What do
we call this? Drain? We

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drain them? Sure, drain them
for one because drain, drain and gain

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like. People don't say that,
they just say drain. Yes, right,

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okay, so we can do both. We're gonna kick things off with

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the ramp as we usually do.
There's nine pieces. Uncle Brando's gonna rattle

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them off and then we'll go back. If we need to talk about any

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of them, and I'm not even
sure we do, but let's read them

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real quick. We have Tal's wan
a hierarchy, soalring, smothering, tie,

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pitiless, plunder, REFREXI an Alter
Marching duo drone Land tax ash nods

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Alter and arcade segment. Wow.
Okay, so we're playing both the combo

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alters, which is something that we're
gonna have to keep in mind. We

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can make a token and then sacrifice
it for Mana. We're draining and making

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a Mana. Can we Is there
something that will give us another token under

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or under those circumstances Maybe I'll have
to know. I'll have to keep the

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look. We are playing Pitiless plunder
room. Whenever a creature you control dies,

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create a treasure token. There's the
combo already. There's the combo already.

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We can sacrifice the treasure for Mana
and then we get another No,

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that's not it's not a dude.
Yeah, we got to turn our treasures

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into dudes. Yeah, which I
don't think we can do it. Okay,

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okay, but Pitiless thunder also,
if somebody swings in at us and

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we block with a guy and that
guy each ship, we get a treasure

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and drain. Right because Pitulosus plunder
when a creature dies, we make a

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treasures marching dual drone. We don't
have to go back to this what even

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is this card. Whenever marching and
d a drone attack, each player creates

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a treasure token, which means we
make one treasure that's untapped and three that

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are tapped. Oh that's really good. That's pretty good. That's a good

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one. It's a two drop man
of rock for all you try hards out

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there. What Sam headfake and at
the camera? Yeah yeah, yeah.

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I like what's the one where when
it when it dies, create a treasure.

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I like that one. I like
this one better than that because it

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happens every turn. Yes, this
is very much a U card where that

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that other one is very much a
ME card where I'm trying to take advantage

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of multiple ETBs or dies. You're
trying to take advantage of attacking. I

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just want treasures and I want to
punch somebody in a face. Yes,

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okay, so that I want to
get into money for punching someone in the

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face. There it is. Yeah, we got nine ramps. We got

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to move on to the seven protections. Let's do the interaction first. Oh,

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then we'll do the protection because there's
a there's two protection sections. Oh

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and one of them I feel might
yes, cause we'll talk about it.

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Is Okay, do the interaction first. Okay, so you've got unyielding gatekeeper.

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Oh, unyielding gatekeeper. That is
what I I'm not gonna. Okay,

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three two for two, that's what
I call my girlfriend's dad. I

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was gonna, I was gonna throw
myself under the bus for being a gatekeeper.

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But no, you know you got
there. No gatekeepers of the nation.

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No, no, just like no
king shaming. Okay, three two

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for two. It's got disguise.
What what I'm not even reading. I

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don't even care what this guy.
Oh no, it's something to do with

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a two too. Oh no,
it's it's more. It's more, it's

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more. Okay, when it's turned
face up, exile target, non land

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permanent. If you controlled it,
return it to the battlefield tap otherwise it's

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controller creates a two to two White
and blue detective man. Can't we just

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play like generous gift, which we
are. We are playing generous gift,

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but this one gets us a dude, it costs five. It costs five

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to do that, and our opponent
gets a token and we get we get

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the same token. Or we could
save our guy like I get it,

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or we could blink one of our
own dudes, and then we have a

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couple of dudes that mean we might
want to blink. You got a bunch

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of dudes. Yeah, okay,
we'll get there. Okay, we'll see

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where that guy comes into play.
We got a Swords to Path and Exile

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of Plowshares we got those. We
got Stroke of Midnight that gets rid of

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a thing and gives them a one
one, which gives one, which gives

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us a one one. Okay,
those are getting good actually right yeah,

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yeah, okay, Skyclave operation is
that's kind of like O Ring, isn't

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it. Yes, Okay, we
got Generous Gift. We've got d Spark,

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we got Dothy void Walker. That
guy's cool. Yeah, Shadow three

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to two for two. So it's
already good. If a card would be

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put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, it's exiled instead, which is good

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with a counter on it. Sure, and we can sacrifice it and choose

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an exiled card with Dothy Voyd Walker
and play it. Yes, that's good,

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that's really cool. We got hey
just like the studio we're in.

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Damn damn. Yeah, destroy target
creature or you can overload it. Destroyal

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creatures, black black, kill a
dude white white to kill all the creatures.

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Man, I wish that that card
was a was an instant, but

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said, if you overloaded it,
it has to be a sorcery. Overload

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only is a sorcery. Yeah,
that'd be cool. Yeah, because then

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then then the destroy target creature would
be really good. Yeah right, instant

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speed. That's good. Okay,
now we've got oh man, okay,

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contraband livestock contra livestock to drop instant
exile target creature. Then roll a D

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twenty. Okay, okay, we're
getting there. One to nine, it's

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controller gets a four to four.
Okay, so we get a four to

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four and that's almost what we want. Yeah, we want to roll a

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one to die because then we get
a four to four and they and we

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drain them. Yes, if you
roll at ten to nineteen, they get

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a two to two, then we
get a two two. If we roll

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a twenty, it's controller gets a
zero one. Goat Is that not the

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most CEO thing ever? It's the
one dice rolling card that you want to

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roll one. Yes, don't get
more CCO than that, yes, and

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anguished on making is the last one, and then we're playing a real card

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yeah, anguished unmaking. Okay,
let's get into the protection and then we'll

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go to the other protection category,
the real protection. Okay, so we

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got a test protection swift foot boots, lightning grieves. We've got a ghostly

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prison which is got to pay to
attack. Right. We've got a no

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mercy. You like this, I
love no mercy. That's when the creature

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hits you, they die. Yeah, that's a little bit of a stacks

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piece. Hey. Yeah, okay, we got a karmic justice. I

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like that one. When a spell
in our ability opponent controls destroys a non

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creature permanent we control, we get
to destroy one of the same type of

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theirs. No, no, we
destroy a permanent they have, oh straight

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up. Ye, So they could
get like our enchantment and then we can

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get a land of theirs or a
a man destroy target permanent that opponent controls.

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That's pretty good, biggest blow I've
ever seen in history with a karmic

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justice. Oh tell me, I
mean, I mean I'm in on this

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bunch of treasure tokens in a karmic
justice. Yeah, we have somebody goes.

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It was some kind of thing that
kills all the artifacts yep, and

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it was just the guy was just
like, I mean, I could sack

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all of these to get some manner, or I could let you kill them

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all and just wipe you off the
planet. And they just killed all their

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land like you killed my eight treasures. I'll kill all your lamb. I

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love getting wiped right. I just
just turned him into a shitty piece of

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toilet paper, flushed them. It
was crazy. It was crazy good.

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I'm happy that that was. That
was nuts. Dink Shield is the next

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card we got. Dink Shield prevent
all combat damage and then for each wich

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one damage prevented. This way create
a two to one white and black Dnkling

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creature token with flying with fly I've
seen some blows with this car man alive

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and then last one did we get
them all? Another blow out story.

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So I swings in for the wind, okay, and I'm talking like swing

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in for the goddamn win as I
want to be yes in talks real.

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Okay. Buddy goes ha ha ink
shield and makes a bunch of like fifty

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two ones okay, and it's like
I'm totally gonna win, and I'll be

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like, I'll go to my und
stuff. I'll shrink them all and make

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slugs. It's like, oh no, so good inkshield, very very powerful

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magic car. I love that shit. Now, speaking of powerful power,

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we got to power through this deck, or editor Joe is gonna come through

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these microphones and strangle us. Yes, okay, we have got what mister

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Anderson is labeling a light step package. Now before you turn the show off

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because you hate Stacks and you hate
Commander Cookle because we're talking about Stacks and

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you hate it, first of all, tough enough, Hey, okay,

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stop that. Yes, I mean
I talked a few people on Twitter recently

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about stacks. Just it's fine.
And the ones in this deck are quite

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light stacks pieces that aren't the lockdown
cock down ones. Yeah, it's they're

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not turning the game off, Okay, doing stuff. Elish Norn, Mother

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of Machines. If a permanent entering
the battlefield caused an ability of ours to

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trigger twice yours none? And there
are some creatures in this deck that the

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etb abilities are so bad but so
good? Yes, so good, okay,

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elish Norn the flip one. What
does this one even do? Flip

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Norn is whenever an opponent a source
of opponent controls it will damage to us.

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We prevent one of that dama or
the I think it does damage to

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them. They lose two life unless
unless they pay one. Now, sure

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it works, and then you can
pay some amount of manna and sack some

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amount of dudes to flip it over
into a saga, and the saga makes

405
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.519
incubator tokens. Sure for how big
they are, there's a bunch of them.

406
00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.880
And then the next words the next
step kills everything. It isn't a

407
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:12.960
Fyrexian, just leaves your dudes,
and the last one don't care, does

408
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:18.240
something else and turns back into Elvis
noorm. That's a good card. Controls

409
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:23.000
deals damage like they lose to life
unless they pay one. That's what we're

410
00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:26.880
playing this card for. Yes,
also the board wipe that leaves you with

411
00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:33.599
like eight hundred guys. We should
play a deck that has like one word

412
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:40.279
of text. Send that deck in
cition. That's what I'm into. I

413
00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:45.359
just dies, that's it. That's
the way. That's all. Or like

414
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:56.119
fly just one word tap green tap, Yeah, what does it do when

415
00:27:56.119 --> 00:28:00.160
it taps? I don't know,
just taps sacrifice. Here's a car that

416
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:04.480
gets some people lit up. Hey, yeah, Dranath Magistrate, your opponents

417
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:10.480
can't cast spells from anywhere other than
their hand. This card is getting better

418
00:28:10.839 --> 00:28:14.720
and better. Oh yeah, and
better and better and better and better every

419
00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:17.839
set. This card's good. This
card is so damn good. But it

420
00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:22.680
turns off my Commander. It also
turns off all the free gimmicks to let

421
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.759
people play five hundred spells for free
every turn. Yes, that's why this

422
00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.799
card is good. It's not because
it stops you from playing your Commander.

423
00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:34.119
It's because it stops you from cascading
forty two times a turn. Ryan Daranathan

424
00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:41.279
Linvola, We've got a three four
flying vigilance for four activated abilities of creatures

425
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:44.960
you control, opponents control, opponent's
control can't be activated and sick good.

426
00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:49.039
Drannon and Lenvalla has all activated abilities
of all creatures your opponents control. You

427
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.839
can spend man as Though or man
of any color to activate those abilities.

428
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:56.920
That's so it turns their Manadorcs off
and gives you a Manadorc, or turn

429
00:28:56.039 --> 00:29:00.880
their Cranco off. It does all
sorts of good stuff. Yeah, Warden

430
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:06.720
of the Tower three three for three
vigilance and whenever an opponent cast the spell.

431
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:10.519
If they didn't spend man at a
cast it like a zero drop or

432
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:15.880
a free spell. You counter it
and you can sacrifice Borough Tower, Mirror

433
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.720
to creatures you control, gain indestructible
until and to turn and the Ring tempts

434
00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:22.799
too. That's a hell of a
card. That card is really good card.

435
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:26.359
Yeah. And then we've got blind
Obedience and Authority of the consoles.

436
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.519
Those have something to do with stuff
your opponents control entering the battlefield tapped.

437
00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.759
One of them also affects artifacts and
has extored the other one. You gain

438
00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:37.960
life and your opponents have a dude
come into play. Yes, so all

439
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.000
of that's good, and that kind
of fits in with the uh, the

440
00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:45.440
aristocratic feel that this deck is gonna
give us. So that's the stacks package.

441
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.039
Doesn't actually feel that bad. No, somebody stole my authorities as the

442
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.200
Council of Dedagent on the other night
and it just made my deck just not

443
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:56.640
go anymore. That's so sad.
Yeah, that's fine. Let's play this.

444
00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:57.799
Let's do the value section, yes, real quick, that's got some

445
00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:04.160
actual, uh aristocratic stuff. Yeah, and these kind of feel like it's

446
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:08.480
labeled value. But when we can
give our opponents like seventy tokens. Over

447
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:11.039
the course of a game, these
end up being the payoffs and the wind

448
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:15.920
cons. Right. Yeah, so
wisp drinker vampire man, I want to

449
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:21.279
drink some wisps. Why they're ghosts. I wanna drink ghosts. Oh that

450
00:30:21.359 --> 00:30:26.119
sounds dirty. That one kind of
looks like zero from Nightmare Before Christmas.

451
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.799
If you're watching on YouTube, you'll
be able to see okay two four for

452
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:36.160
four flying Vampire Rogue. Whenever another
creature with power too or less enters the

453
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:38.279
battlefield under your control, each opponent
loses a life. We gain a life.

454
00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.759
Cool, this is a good one. Yep. And you can pay

455
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.119
seven and do some power or death
touch life link done. I don't care

456
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.000
about that part. Your creatures that
are small get death touch life like sure.

457
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.039
We've got a Nader's night Blade and
a Mirkwood Bats. Both of these

458
00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:56.160
do damage to your opponent when tokens
either come into play or leave, or

459
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.359
in the case of Mirkwood Bats,
both Oh yeah, very good. And

460
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:06.559
we're gonna be sacrificing tokens that we're
getting and they're gonna drain when that happens.

461
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:08.279
Yep, we're gonna get them when
they come in they're gonna drain when

462
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:11.759
that happens, so lots of drain. This is starting to give me the

463
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:18.359
aristocraty vibe without doing without having blood
artists. And and then we've got an

464
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:22.319
Elish norn Og. It gets grand
cenobite. Yes, your stuff gets small,

465
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:26.680
my stuff get big. Yes.
So you give them a bunch of

466
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.920
tokens, Elie Norton immediately kills them. You also get those tokens and they

467
00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:33.359
are big. Yes, and they've
already drained, so you you've already gotten

468
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:37.359
your your money's worth out of these
tokens. Yes, and then we can

469
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.119
hit you for two extra per token
with that Elie Norton. Yes. Okay,

470
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:48.519
we have got a card advantage section, which is this has some some

471
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.799
shit in it. Yeah. Let's
try to get through them as quickly as

472
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:55.359
we can, though, because ultimately
like these are like jump through a bunch

473
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.920
of hoops, draw a card or
something. We were talking about this on

474
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:04.279
the pre show where it's really taking
advantage of when White says like you do

475
00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:07.039
this, then I do this.
You draw a card, draw card,

476
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:09.000
you play a spell, I play
a spell, et cetera. Yep,

477
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:14.680
So the first one that does exactly
that is wedding ring an artifact for white

478
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:17.480
white two. When it enters a
battlefield if you cast it, which we

479
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:22.519
would in this deck, target opponent
creates a token of wedding ring. Yes,

480
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:25.680
so then we get another wedding ring, don't we know? We get

481
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:29.240
wedding ring and they get a wedding
ring, and then we would we would

482
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:30.960
get one because they make a token
of it. Okay, so we get

483
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:35.519
two wedding rings. That makes this
even back polygamy. Yeah, that is

484
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:39.680
some polygamy stuff right there. Okay, so whenever an opponent you can whenever

485
00:32:39.799 --> 00:32:45.880
an opponent who controls an artifact named
wedding ring draws a card during their turn,

486
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:49.079
we draw a card. So we
would draw two cards. Okay,

487
00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:52.000
this card actually turned really good in
this deck. Is okay. Whenever an

488
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.640
opponent who controls an artfact named wedding
ring gains life during their turn, we

489
00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:59.880
gain that much life. You know
what I would do with wedding ring.

490
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.519
Soon as I, as mister Anderson, listened to this episode, I would

491
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:07.000
take this suggestion. If you take
one suggestion, this has to be it.

492
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:10.799
I suggest you move wedding ring to
the stacks section and then rename the

493
00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:21.920
Stack section the Salt Lake City section. Yeah. Yeah, if you know,

494
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:22.920
you know, you know, you
know, and they know we have

495
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:27.680
a skull clam skull clamp. Yeah, we got a Shaddrick's silver quill.

496
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:31.680
This is a big not big.
He's a two to five Elder Dragon in

497
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:37.160
Orzov color cool flying double strike,
so he's a four or five. Sure.

498
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.039
At the beginning of combat, on
your turn, you may choose two.

499
00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:45.519
Each mode must target a different player. Sure, target player gets a

500
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:47.920
two to one black dinkling creature Talken
with flying, and then we also can

501
00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:51.799
then we would get one yet,
because we would target somebody else. Target

502
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.359
player draws a card and loses a
life. That's us. That's us,

503
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:59.880
and or target player puts a plus
one counter on each creature they control.

504
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:02.440
We might also do that. I
like, that's a good win con.

505
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:07.880
After we've like this, this kind
of feels like Eli Snorn two kind of

506
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.039
right, because we'll give them a
guy that might die and then we get

507
00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:14.559
a guy and all of our guys
get bigger. Yes, So that's a

508
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:17.199
good one. Master of Ceremonies,
Oh man, look at a text.

509
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:21.360
Look at the fucking text on that. Okay, I do think they made

510
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:25.079
the font smaller. At the beginning
of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money,

511
00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:29.719
friends, or secrets. Oh Jesus
Christ, my gosh, she's and

512
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:34.519
rice already. For each player who
chose money, you and that player each

513
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:37.679
get a treasure toke. Oh okay, friend each get a green one one

514
00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:45.559
citizen each secrets draw card. See
how I expedited that. So for money

515
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:50.000
we get one on tap treasure,
one tap treasure, and then for friends

516
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:52.840
we get one tapped dude, one
untapped dude, and then we eat druck

517
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:55.440
card. Yeah, that's fucking good. I like that. Okay, never

518
00:34:55.480 --> 00:35:00.400
mind, that's a cool card,
Liliana dreadhoor general. I played it card,

519
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:01.559
and it happens to be a good
card. This might be the only

520
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:06.360
good card I play it? Is
it? What? No, that's a

521
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:08.760
lie? Well that's expensive. What
is this? I don't know. The

522
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:13.960
card is either ninety or fifteen dollars, depending on where you buy it.

523
00:35:14.039 --> 00:35:15.800
Oh man, you could save five
percent if you buy it at Fusion.

524
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:21.519
That's you will save six drop six
loyalty, planes Walker, whatever creature you

525
00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.599
control dies draw cards. Sick already
good. I would already play this card.

526
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:28.559
Especially in this deck when we don't
give a shit about the tokens that

527
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:30.079
we're sacking. That's right. Yeah, I hate guys. I want to

528
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.280
sack them all. Plus one you
get two two zombie sure minus four.

529
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:39.400
Each player sacks two creatures sick yep, and minus nine. Each opponent chooses

530
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:44.960
a permanent they control of each type, and then they sacrifice the rest,

531
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:47.440
which includes lands by the way that
mine as well. Just say win the

532
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:51.119
game. That's good mine as well. Just say win the game. Okay.

533
00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:54.000
Idle of Oblivion that gives us a
card draw or we can sacrifice it

534
00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:58.119
to make a token if you've made
a token this turn. Sure, that's

535
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.679
a cool card man to pay that. I'm just thinking about Editor Joe,

536
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:06.360
Editor Joe, can wait, Halo
Fountain. I've played this card too.

537
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:10.119
This one not good. Three drop
you go, white tap, untapped creature

538
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:15.920
you control, create a citizen citizen
a one one white white tap untapped,

539
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:24.480
two creatures draw card sure white white
white white white tap also untapped, fifteen

540
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:28.960
creatures you control. We might actually
do that. You could do that in

541
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:31.159
this deck. Payoff, win the
game. Yeah, that's pretty good.

542
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:36.119
That's it's surprisingly good. In this
actually I played it in a fucking This

543
00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.079
card sucks. I played this card
at a voltron deck and I almost did

544
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:45.000
it by accident. Oh this is
not especially since remember all the tokens that

545
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:49.239
we make off of our opponents are
tapped, and this doesn't say as a

546
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.400
sorcery. So somebody goes, loll
CRANKO make thirty five tokens. You go,

547
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:55.480
loll white white, white white white, untap all those creatures I just

548
00:36:55.480 --> 00:37:00.239
made. I win. Oops.
Okay, that's cool, right, that's

549
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:06.000
a situation that's not impossible in a
deck like this. It's not impossible.

550
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.599
Okay, you sold me, You
sold me on a bad card. It's

551
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:14.679
the one time this card is actually
good and we're doing it here. That's

552
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.000
why people watch the show riot,
I suppose. Yeah, we got s

553
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:22.400
percentinel. That is not why Wristic
buddy, Yeah, Clackbridge troll, this

554
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:24.840
is why. This is the three
Billy Goats graff remember them, Yeah,

555
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:28.880
except it's the troll that lives under
the bridge. Yeah, he's an eight

556
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.199
eight for five. I like him. Already trample in haste. Oh man,

557
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:36.199
so how many men is that worth? At least eight? Anyways,

558
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:40.239
enters the battlefield, opponents get three
goats, So do we At the beginning

559
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:45.159
of combat on your turn, any
opponent may sacrifice a creature. Yes.

560
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.760
Sure. If they do tap clackbridge
troll, you gain three life and draw

561
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:57.039
cards. That card that car is
good in this deck. This card is

562
00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:00.599
so cool because it's five man like, get three guys, draw card.

563
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:05.559
Yeah. And and if I like
kill your guys or elis norn you you're

564
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:07.559
just gonna take eight. Yeah,
okay, I like that. That's so

565
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:12.400
good black Market Connections. That's draw
card, lose a life, create a

566
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.559
treasure token, lose a life,
make a dude, lose a life.

567
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:19.559
That's the second week in or alw
We've played that one. Yeah, Benny

568
00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:23.599
Benny Bracks zoologist four drop three to
two at the beginning of each end step.

569
00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:27.480
If you created token this turn,
draw card, cool, that's the

570
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.119
that's the one token on each turn. That's the guy that we're gonna want,

571
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:32.639
right and we will. It also
was convoke Yeah, so we can

572
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:37.159
use tokens to pay for it.
Yes. Archivest of Ogma. I think

573
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:40.800
we lost to this card on Sidewalks
Slam one time. Hey wow, I

574
00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:45.440
think Mona White Angel Aaron was playing
it and he ended up winning the game.

575
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.519
Remember the game he played, Giada? I think it was episode or

576
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.599
game seven of season one. Yeah, okay, so flash two to two

577
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:57.000
for two. Whenever an opponent searches
their library, we gain a life and

578
00:38:57.079 --> 00:39:00.960
draw card. You know what I
put it instead of this opposition agent fuck

579
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:06.440
them, opo agent. Opposition agent. Baby, Yeah that's a black Yeah.

580
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.320
And they're gonna search their library.
Just get the card, Just get

581
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:13.519
it. Just just stomp their dank
into the dirt, turn their dank into

582
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:16.440
a bookmark exactly. Yeah, yeah, opo agent. You know what,

583
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:21.800
both we're playing together, we go
playing both. Okay, Alms Collector is

584
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:24.840
our last card advantage card. I
like this card too. Okay, another

585
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:30.800
flasher Yeah, I love flashers and
flash them bookmarks everybody. Okay, three

586
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:35.480
four cat cleric for four with flash. If an opponent would draw two or

587
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:42.239
more cards instead, we draw that
card. We and that opponent struck card.

588
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:44.920
Oh come on, come on,
Alma's Collector, grow up. So

589
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:49.159
they go brainstorm and you go.
And then instead of doing the brainstorm thing,

590
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.760
you each this struck card. They
go like that Sphinx is red for

591
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:57.760
forty. Now I'll draw one.
You draw one. I like that so

592
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:00.480
good? Red. Is that a
good card? Sphinx's Revelation. It's a

593
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:04.320
good card. It's fine. It's
not as good as it was in standard

594
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:06.800
way back in the day, but
it's a fine It's a serviceable card.

595
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.440
Good to my lands deck, sure
it is. It's not any better there

596
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.679
than anywhere else. I guess.
Okay, now we talked about Sphinx's rep

597
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:17.960
that's a good card. We're gonna
call it that alms collector goode archive is

598
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:22.119
demagma. It could be good,
it could be a opposition ation. Let's

599
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:24.800
talk about bad cards, Old baby, old baby, you came to ceeal

600
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:28.760
for bad cards, right, we
got it all right, Let's start with

601
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.719
the worst of the worst, the
worst of the worst. Every time I've

602
00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:36.199
ever talked about this card, it's
about how bad it sucks. This was

603
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:37.199
the hint from the pre show,
by the way, and today I have

604
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:42.679
to eat my words because in this
situation, just like Halo Fountain, this

605
00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:46.599
card is serviceable. Man. Look
at CCO Nation, proving us wrong and

606
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:51.920
making us look like dummies ever since
twenty seventeen. As if we need any

607
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:54.559
help, enchantment saga, do you
think people are screaming it at the thing

608
00:40:54.639 --> 00:41:00.119
yet. Chapters one and two,
each opponent creates a one one one black

609
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:06.280
rat rogue creature token okay, and
then we get those also correct, so

610
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:09.760
they each get one. We get
three. Chapter three exile this saga,

611
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:14.559
then return to the battlefield transformed under
your control. This is tribute to Herobi

612
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:16.199
by the way, yes that we're
all clear that it comes back as echo

613
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:20.440
of deaths wale. It's a three
three with flying in haste. Whenever it

614
00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:23.880
enters the battlefield, gain control of
all rat tokens, which is cool.

615
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:28.639
So that's more tokens for us.
And whenever it attacks, you can sacrifice

616
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:30.559
another creature if you do draw card. And what I like about this It

617
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:34.880
doesn't say lose a life on it. Yeah, we can just do it.

618
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.239
That's fine. I'm getting sick of
that draw card lose a life crap.

619
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:43.079
I'm not sick of it. I
want to lose life. Hate life,

620
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.519
mah. Life is like money.
Just hate it. I hate it,

621
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:49.800
get rid. I want it all
gone except for my last one.

622
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.440
That one's kind of that one's important. War games, wargames, okay,

623
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:57.039
another saga, look at us,
go man, okay. Four drop saga.

624
00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:01.039
Chapter What's four text in the game. The text is like this big

625
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:06.840
okay. So chapter one, each
player creates a three three, We get

626
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:09.719
nine guys, three tapped one to
one warrior creature tokens. Those tokens are

627
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:13.199
goaded for as long as war game
remains on the battlefield. Bro, we

628
00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:15.199
get twelve? Is that how we
new? We get yes, because each

629
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.760
player we make four three, they
make three, they make three, We

630
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.920
make twelve total. Yes, oh, man, and ours are goaded.

631
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:25.880
Yes, ours are goaded. So
far opponent gain control of them. They

632
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:31.760
could not attack us with them.
They're all goded. Okay. Chapter two

633
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:37.440
and three put a plus one counter
on each warrior creature, each creature.

634
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:39.519
Hopefully they're all dead from Elis Norn
by this point. Yes, okay,

635
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:46.239
And then chapter four you may exile
non token creature you control when you do

636
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:51.519
exile all warriors. Yes, so
if Elie Nort hasn't killed them all,

637
00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.280
they've all done their jobs. Now
we can get rid of them. Yeah.

638
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:59.079
Probably, I've already sacrificed all of
them to astionnauds Alter to make a

639
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:00.840
ton of mana. Yes, because
I hate guys, do I hate guys?

640
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:05.280
I hate life? Hate, hate
everything. Yep, hate card drawn,

641
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.199
hate magic a lot specialists. Oh, I don't hate her, she's

642
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:12.239
kind of sexy. We're talking about
sex dungeons earlier. Oh yeah, this

643
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:14.880
girl has five of them, I
think. Yeah, this girl has at

644
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:19.039
least one. Yeah, good for
her. Yeah, I mean she's literally

645
00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:22.079
slaying. Look at the background of
the art. She's a three to three

646
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.199
for two. Whenever she enters the
battlefield, each opponent gets a one to

647
00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:30.000
one human creature token. We also
get three of those based on our opponents.

648
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:31.800
We have whatever a creature opponent controls
eat shit. We put a plus

649
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:35.519
one plus one counter on her.
You know what's funny is whenever we make

650
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:39.320
a comment on a drawing of a
lady on a computer screen that we find

651
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:44.840
attractive, we get a comment on
YouTube that's like this. Oh, boys,

652
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:46.880
really starting to sound like the reason
girls don't enter a local game store.

653
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.280
Really yeah, almost every time?
Man, yeah, and I called

654
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:58.199
it out now, So now it's
gonna double man raging, raging, mandract

655
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:01.239
glory domination Like a nerd. You're
gonna smash the table and flip it.

656
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:07.119
Nerd rage, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, nerd rage mondract glory dominance that's

657
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:10.320
a token double token tripler, token
tripler, and you can sack some dude.

658
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.599
No, this is the doubler,
isn't it? Is it double?

659
00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:15.599
Oh I'm thinking the other one.
Yeah, that was not in oj tech

660
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:17.719
or whatever that one could be in
here. That's a good one. That's

661
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.360
a good that's a good one.
We got Luminarc Ascension whenever it's our turn

662
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:25.440
and we don't lose life. No, I'll just read the card at the

663
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:30.480
beginning of each opponent's end step.
If we didn't lose life during their turn,

664
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:35.320
it gets a counter. Yes,
when it got three counters three four

665
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:38.840
four, we can pay two to
get a four four flying Angel to sick.

666
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:44.039
Yeah. That card is a trap
and trap cards are bad, and

667
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:46.159
we play bad cards in this deck. Yes, although in this deck it

668
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:51.000
might be a little bit less of
a thing because we probably have a fairly

669
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:54.280
significant number of blockers unless we've played
it on turn two. Although if you

670
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:59.119
drop it on turn one or two
and your opponents just can't deal, yeah,

671
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:00.480
you're gonna get it. Yeah,
you're gonna get it, and you're

672
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.840
gonna make a bunch of guys.
I think the strategy if you drop Luminarc

673
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:09.920
ascension on turn two, and it
immediately activates or activates as early as it

674
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:15.400
can. I think you just forgo
all other strategy and dump all your manna

675
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.840
into making four fours as many and
as early as possible, right, because

676
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:23.960
a four to four for two is
better than probably like baseline, virtually anything

677
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:29.000
anything else in your deck except for
like the most powerful cards that you can't

678
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.559
cast yet anyways, because it's like
turn two or three. Yeah, you

679
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:37.039
play mandrac when you get to Mandrac
Maney, you play Mondracs and you make

680
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:39.480
two angels for two, yes,
yes, yeah, and then probably by

681
00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:44.480
turn five, I mean you've probably
made a few angels and somebody destroys it.

682
00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:47.760
It's fine. Next card is good
Prophecy Special. Okay, here we

683
00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:52.039
go, Okay, here go my
favorite magic artist, Ron Spencer. Yeah,

684
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:59.840
okay, Enchantment from Prophecy Black Black
four Yeah okay. At the beginning

685
00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:04.840
of each player's upkeep, that player
puts the top card of their library into

686
00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:10.440
their graveyard sick. Then they put
a Then they put X one one black

687
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:15.800
Minion creature tokens, where X is
that milled card's man acost. Yeah,

688
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:21.320
so we also get them. We
also get the late dudes, we get

689
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:27.320
shitty dudes, sick man And if
they mill a land, if everybody mills

690
00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:30.400
the land, nobody gets nothing and
it does nothing. And he spend six

691
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:35.800
mana to literally sit there and do
nothing. But what if it's Alex and

692
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.679
he's sitting there just totally color screwed, and he's so salty and mad.

693
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:42.079
Yes, and he's like, oh
dude, all I need to draws the

694
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:45.719
land, specifically a mountain in this
case, I just need a mountain.

695
00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:49.760
And then Infernal Genesis goes mountain to
your band, Alex, and he goes,

696
00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:53.000
oh no, and the table just
goes nerd Ate Alex is sitting their

697
00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:55.960
manuscrewed, thinking about, man,
I wish this LGS had a bathroom.

698
00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:00.119
Did I ever tell you about the
time that Alex's manuscrew and the only reason

699
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:02.599
he was playing was because he has
an arcane sigment? And then I killed

700
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:07.760
his arcane segment. I bet you
he liked that. No, he hated

701
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:12.559
that a lot. He was really
mad. Okay, we've got I'm gonna

702
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:21.719
use this prefixed word three hunted creatures. So a hunted creature is an undercosted

703
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:25.639
creature. I'm gonna say hunted Lama
soup five five flyer for four. When

704
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:34.119
an etb's your opponents get something to
hunt this with. Yes, in this

705
00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:37.920
case a four to four horror creature
token. Yes, we're also playing hunted

706
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:43.719
Horror. This is a seven to
seven for two for two with trample.

707
00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:47.800
With trample, they get two three
three green centaur creature tokens with protection from

708
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:52.320
black sure we would also get those. Yes, And and you play that

709
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:55.599
one Hunted Horror. I sure do
play that shit in UH talks row.

710
00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.159
I play this one, Hunted bone
Brute. I should put this in a

711
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:05.079
bone deck. Yeah. A six
to two for three with menace enters a

712
00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:08.199
battlefield target. Opponent creates two one
to one white dog creature tokens. When

713
00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:12.639
it dies, each opponent loses one
life. It's got disguise, which is

714
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:15.880
morph. I don't care about that. Three life, three life, one

715
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:20.440
life, three life. Yes.
Yeah, I feel like they chickened out

716
00:48:20.440 --> 00:48:22.840
on Hunted Bone Brute. What I
think they did well because it's a six

717
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:27.320
to two and it just dies on
the things that it makes. Oh yeah,

718
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:30.199
they should have made it a six
to three. The other hunted creatures

719
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:36.039
all kind of race with the things
that they make right, like the Hunted

720
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:39.159
Horror. As long as they don't
attack you back with those two three threes,

721
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:43.280
they can just block the Hunted Horror
all day long and take one.

722
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.440
Yeah, one one, you know
what, looking at the car like breaking

723
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:51.880
this car down. It's got disguise. So if it's face down, disguised

724
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:54.199
and you hit them for two and
they don't block, you can flip it

725
00:48:54.280 --> 00:49:00.079
up. Yeah, and then they
take six. Right, chickened out if

726
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.679
they if they do block it and
you need to get the damage in,

727
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:07.519
they block it your two damage because
it's face down, you flip it face

728
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:09.960
up and it dies. Then they
take three. Yeah. Right. So

729
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:14.440
like the card makes sense from it
makes sense from the chemical point of view,

730
00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:15.880
But like I want it to be
a like a six six for three.

731
00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:19.400
Yeah, that's what I want.
You know what I think, get

732
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:22.199
four guys in Lada Tresserhorne. I
do want it to die. So six

733
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:25.239
six to two good stuff do it? Good stuff dies to a stiff breeze

734
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:31.880
cursive disturbance. It's a curse you
attach it to Whenever enchanted player is attacked,

735
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:37.280
you change your opponent. I guess
create a two to two black zombie

736
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:42.000
creature. Each opponent attacking that player
does the same. Yes. Oh so

737
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:45.239
whenever somebody, let's say i'd curse
you, somebody attacks you, they get

738
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:47.239
a zombie. I get a zombie, or I get a zombie. Yes,

739
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:51.000
everybody gets a zombie. Yes,
yes, yes, okay, charism

740
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:54.039
charismatic conqueror. This is a cool
card. This is a cool card.

741
00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:58.199
Give it a read. It's a
two to two for two yep, Vampire

742
00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:04.360
Soldier with vig Whenever an artifact or
creature enters the battlefield untapped and under an

743
00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:08.280
opponent's control, they may tap that
permanent. If they don't, we get

744
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:12.480
a one to one white vampire creature
token with lifelink. This is cool.

745
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.559
Yeah, this is a cool card. It's a cool card. It's kind

746
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:19.440
of like Authority of the Consoles,
like a like a choice card. I

747
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.280
like that, sure because it slows
down their treasures. That slows down their

748
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:25.639
stupid tokens or if they're making hasty
goblins for example, now we can block

749
00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:30.719
them. Yeah, last card in
the deck. Yes, annoint p that's

750
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:32.760
a good one token doubler. Yes, everybody's We should have read it with

751
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:37.440
Mandrak or whatever, but we could
probably replace mandrac or anointed procession with that

752
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:43.480
other guy og tech og tech og
tech token tripler guy, token tripler guy.

753
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:47.079
Yeah, just run them both.
Every every white inclusive token deck runs

754
00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:53.559
all three. Probably mister Anderson just
didn't have one. Yeah, so that's

755
00:50:53.639 --> 00:50:58.599
the deck. Let's move over to
some strengths and weaknesses. Sure, okay.

756
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:01.639
I always like to highlight new hotness, something cool, something different,

757
00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:09.719
something that is a new take on
tokens or aristocrats or whatever. This deck

758
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.920
is it. Yes, yeah,
I like that we're taking a thing that's

759
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:19.719
typically a green white strategy and making
it into an Orizov strategy and without just

760
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:22.840
turning it into another fucking Aristocrats.
Yes, yeah, right, it does

761
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:29.199
the unexpected thing with a new card. Even though most doores of Legends are

762
00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:32.440
just Aristocrats pieces, this one is
not. And that's cool. I mentioned

763
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:37.800
this in the pre show. I
think sure it gives us the ability to

764
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:44.880
find a way to three four card
combo. Yes, right, with sacrificing

765
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:49.239
a creature to maybe make another creature
on an activated ability or like a token,

766
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:52.239
because that drainability when we get a
token happens all the time, and

767
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:58.199
we're playing cards that are good like
the token doublers like Ashnaud and Ferrexian Altar.

768
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:00.719
Right, all of those are strengths. But we've got another strength.

769
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:07.920
It plays plays yanky stuff that all
works together. There's like the Hunted creatures

770
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:09.800
and stuff. Right, there's a
real chance you could win with Halo Fountain.

771
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:15.440
I want to win with Halo Fountain. Like, how cool would that

772
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:19.960
be? Yeah? Very good.
And the last thing I've highlighted is something

773
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:22.360
that you've already a little bit mentioned, but I'll agree. It has that

774
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.960
Celesnia feel, but it's Orozov,
but it's not the traditional Rozov. Yeah,

775
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:31.679
variety or whatever. It does something
different in an actual different way.

776
00:52:31.719 --> 00:52:37.079
It's not you forcing variety in your
deck. It just gives it to you.

777
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:38.440
Yes, is cool. I've got
a couple of weaknesses. Ah,

778
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:44.519
yes, as of with any card
that says once per turn, they are

779
00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:49.719
significantly like limiting the power output potential. Yes, yeah, okay, you're

780
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:52.840
you're giving your opponent stuff never good. Yes, never good. So you

781
00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:57.679
have to be careful. You have
to be able to negate their benefit from

782
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:01.039
it or really really really take advantage
of our benefit from that. Yes.

783
00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:06.519
Yeah. I think another weakness of
this deck is it does play a bunch

784
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:08.719
of really high power stuff that does
have stigma attached to it, like it

785
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:13.480
does play all the token doubblers,
and it plays all the best ramp.

786
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:17.039
It doesn't play the white white two
enchantment that has Obeca on it that you

787
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:21.199
draw card every time an opponent draws
their second card, plays their second spell,

788
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:23.119
or attacks with two creatures, and
it should be. But it's got

789
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:28.119
all of the other stuff that works
like that, likes three different elish norns

790
00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:30.880
and the wedding ring and all the
stuff. Right, but so many people

791
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.000
are gonna go, oh my god, you're playing Juranith Magistrate kill you first.

792
00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:37.159
Yeah, right, it's one of
those. It does kind of come

793
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:40.159
with the thing. And because it's
doing something a little jankier and easier to

794
00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:44.880
disrupt, it's going to be more
difficult for you to overcome an entire table

795
00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:49.719
of people trying to hammer you.
Ah. Yeah, that's fine. It

796
00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:52.800
has the capability to do it,
but it could be difficult. That's fine.

797
00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:58.000
Let's move to the budge section as
it sits right now. This deck

798
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:04.239
could be yours for the lolo price
eight hundred United States Freedom units or fifty

799
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:08.119
two, five hundred and nine beaver
Box. Yes, you could mortgage your

800
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:12.960
house to afford this deck, and
that's fantastic. Most expensive cards of the

801
00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:15.960
deck. We're looking at Test Protection. Do we need it? No,

802
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:19.039
we don't need that one. No, that's you never need it. It's

803
00:54:19.079 --> 00:54:21.840
cool to have, you know,
I suppose Yeah, I think I think

804
00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:24.440
Test Protection gets a little bit of
a bump in my estimation in this deck

805
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:30.039
because the way phasing works and it
doesn't affect our tokens, like blinking to

806
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:31.960
save your guy would actually get rid
of your tokens. Sure, so that's

807
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:36.079
fine. We've got a couple Elis
Norns, We've got a couple fetch like

808
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:40.079
fetch Land, and and uh,
cho is test Protection the most expensive card

809
00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:43.679
of the deck. No, I'm
just I'm going through the motions here,

810
00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:46.360
Okay, going through the motions.
We do have a Liliana Deared Horde General.

811
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:50.199
Are you sure she can't be ninety
dollars? That has to be a

812
00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:52.679
slucker up, that has to be
a miss flucker up? How do we

813
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:55.119
look her up? And I don't
know how to use this frickin' I'm just

814
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:59.920
going right here. Maybe they're thirteen
dollars, yeah, thirteen? Oh?

815
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.599
Okay, okay, yeah, because
she's reprinted a bunch of times. I

816
00:55:01.599 --> 00:55:04.920
just opened to foil one of her
like three weeks ago, like, she

817
00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:07.840
can't be worth it, And I
actually have a foil one. She can't

818
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:12.039
be worth any money because I opened
it. Yeah. Now we are playing

819
00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:17.119
the token doublers, yes, and
anointed Procession and mandrac Do we need these

820
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:21.440
in this deck? They sure make
it work good, They make the deck

821
00:55:21.639 --> 00:55:25.320
so much better. But I think
you could if you leaned heavier on maybe

822
00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:30.599
get finding ways to give your opponents
more stuff, you could probably get away

823
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:36.800
with not running them. And I
would argue that again, knowing we're gonna

824
00:55:36.840 --> 00:55:38.760
do this deck this week. When
I was playing games, I just sort

825
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:43.079
of looked at like, who's making
just tokens? Incidentally? Could I get

826
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:47.559
enough value without really forcing it?
And I think there's enough incidental token stuff

827
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.719
that you could probably make a deck
work without playing these. Yeah, and

828
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:57.880
to save yourself like one hundred and
twenty dollars almost on two cards. Yeah,

829
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:01.320
that's something that you could definitely go
away from if you own them,

830
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:06.119
play them, Yes, you don't, You're fine if you wanted to take

831
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:10.199
them out and opt for a more
combo centric route, you'd have to keep

832
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:15.960
like the Pharecine alter and Astionnod's Altar
in there that do also have a kind

833
00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:19.719
of a commanding price tag smothering tithe
as well, which I guess is yeah,

834
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:23.559
yeah, like I don't know do
we need those? They they too

835
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:28.519
have the combo stigma kill on site
stigma. So if you want to save

836
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:31.440
yourself fifty or sixty bucks, and
with all of those savings, you would

837
00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:36.000
be looking at like cutting three hundred
dollars off the deck, which still makes

838
00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:38.840
it like a three or four hundred
dollars deck. But as we talk about,

839
00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:43.760
when you invest in the cards here, there's lots of cards are gonna

840
00:56:43.760 --> 00:56:46.559
play somewhere else. It's not like
you're buying this old reserve list rare that

841
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:50.880
costs one hundred dollars that only goes
in this deck. Yeah, there's so

842
00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:54.360
much stuff here that just goes in
any black or white deck you're gonna build.

843
00:56:54.920 --> 00:57:00.679
And you could flip this into something
else fairly easily by just cutting all

844
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:04.639
of the bad token giving stuff and
replacing it with Aristocrats. Now you have

845
00:57:04.679 --> 00:57:09.840
a stout Aristocrats deck. Yeah,
or you lean into maybe you lean into

846
00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:15.400
it even harder, and then it
kind of goes away from being your good

847
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:22.440
Aristocrats deck that has the potential to
go wide or go big, drain close

848
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:27.079
to combo, and you could make
it like your lower power like my Lord

849
00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:30.480
of Tressorhorn deck, where it has
the ability to kill you immediately. But

850
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:36.840
mostly it's when it dies creatures that
are just all kind of shitty, right,

851
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.280
and it steals wins just because it's
cheap, and just because it's not

852
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:45.480
very powerful doesn't mean it can't win. So if you don't have the budget

853
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:50.199
or the collection to support you know, the ferrexiine alters, the smothering ties,

854
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:52.840
the anointed processions, the mandract.
If you don't have the budget to

855
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.280
support, that doesn't mean you can't
play this deck or strategy. You just

856
00:57:55.320 --> 00:58:00.880
have to a little bit shift the
focus on what the game state looks like

857
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:04.719
and how you politic and you'll steal
wins with a deck like this easy and

858
00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:07.800
you rely on the kindness of others. I'm going to make a sapling.

859
00:58:07.840 --> 00:58:10.440
I'll make a sapling. I'm going
to make a bunch of squirrels, me

860
00:58:10.519 --> 00:58:14.239
too, sure, right, yeah, yeah, you can do that.

861
00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:19.760
And all of a sudden you're like
Elis Norton die he steal games. That's

862
00:58:19.800 --> 00:58:22.360
exactly how it works, as say, yeah, we can just jam talks

863
00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:23.960
real but he has blue in his
text. He does have blue. Yes,

864
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:27.559
yes, yes, he could talk
through my Lord of Tressor horn deck.

865
00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:30.440
Do you no? Probably should?
Does he say when he dies,

866
00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:36.599
do something? All of his little
sluggs do? Cut him him, don't

867
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.800
play him. If you want to
pick up a Lord of tress or horn,

868
00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:43.719
or a cumball or a Fyrexian altar
or a I want to pick a

869
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:47.840
card too? Uh damn damn.
Now you can go to Fusion Gaming online

870
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:52.079
dot com promo code right there,
you're see it on YouTube c ceo save

871
00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:54.639
that's the current code, and you're
gonna get a discount. You're gonna buy

872
00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:59.320
the stuff anyways, the money is
gonna be leaving your wallet. You might

873
00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:02.719
as well have less of it leave
You can keep more of it or spend

874
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:06.159
all of it and get more stuff. Oh I like that. I like

875
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:09.320
owning money, but love owning stuff. Yes, stuff is better than money

876
00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:14.760
anyway. I hate stuff. Actually, shouldn't say that. I hate stuff.

877
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:17.039
I love having stuff. Well,
you can get stuff at Fusion Gaming

878
00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:22.000
Online. Oh you know what you
can get Forbidden Orchard. That's the one

879
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:23.800
that taps through when a man of
any color and opponent gets a ghost,

880
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:28.599
a shitty ghost that doesn't fly.
Oh we also get a shitty ghost ghost.

881
00:59:28.840 --> 00:59:30.480
Yeah, okay, yeah, get
that one. That's part of the

882
00:59:30.519 --> 00:59:34.199
week. Made it up, Just
made that up right now. We haven't

883
00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:36.880
done a card of the week for
a while, but forbidden Orchard and not

884
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:40.880
in the list. Yeah, mister, you got a tisk tisk. You

885
00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:49.199
got a Uncle Brando's tisk tisk tisk
in porium. Okay, big thanks to

886
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:52.679
Pile of Bones Brey. Second coolest
thing to come out of Regina, Saskatchewan.

887
00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:54.599
We're gonna hang out with the first
coolest thing later. That's so good,

888
00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:59.159
Yeah, very much so. In
Command Fest Vancouver, we're gonna be

889
00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:01.320
there. I'm going Thursday to Monday, You're going Wednesday to Wednesday. We're

890
01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:05.440
gonna be there the whole time.
Stop by the CEO booth. New merch

891
01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.920
very cool command packs if you haven't
bought them already, the packages that you

892
01:00:09.119 --> 01:00:15.239
used to like, the tickets to
play games with yes, promo code CEO.

893
01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:17.719
You're gonna get a discount there and
a gift from the boys. And

894
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:21.199
if you just are in the city
and want to come bye and say hi,

895
01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:24.440
the whole entry is free. Yep, this isn't This isn't a commandfest

896
01:00:24.519 --> 01:00:27.960
or a magic con or whatever.
You gotta pay one hundred dollars to walk

897
01:00:27.960 --> 01:00:30.679
in the door. You just show
up downtown for lunch. You can come

898
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:35.119
down, say hi to us and
peace out. If you want to drink

899
01:00:35.159 --> 01:00:38.960
some beer and then scram yeah,
beat it, kick rocks, pound sand

900
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:43.679
at the beach in Vancouver. Yeah, make like a baby and head out.

901
01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:50.760
Yes, we're gonna make like a
chainsaw and leave. Uh what else

902
01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:52.039
is there? Oh, there's some
dirty ones, but I'm leaving it.

903
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:54.079
Final thought of the day, Final
thought of the day. This deck is

904
01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:57.840
super cool, mister Anderson. Thank
you so so much for sending it in.

905
01:00:57.880 --> 01:01:00.599
I'm always happy to be able to
say o boy hat oh yes,

906
01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:04.039
And I feel like I only have
a few more weeks to do that before

907
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:07.800
we're inundated with furries and shit.
You very much so. But we'll we'll

908
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:10.199
get to red Wall when we get
to Red Wall. But in the meantime,

909
01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:14.159
keep sending your decks in. Commander
Cookout at gmail dot com. Or

910
01:01:14.199 --> 01:01:15.679
in the deck list channel. Remember
to tag me so I can see it,

911
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:19.360
because I'm not very good at Discord
and I have a hard time navigating

912
01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:23.519
it on my because it's because I
was born in ninety three BC and that's

913
01:01:23.639 --> 01:01:28.239
just how it is. In any
case, thanks again for listening, thanks

914
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:30.639
for watching if you're watching on YouTube, which should be, and we'll see

915
01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:37.920
you back here next week for another
exciting episode of Commander Cookout podcast. In

916
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:39.320
our theme sold