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Yes, Now, he was like ninety percent and he's he was looking
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downtown Vancouver. Yep. I don't want to say that he has confirmed,
but me saying this on the show has confirmed. It has confirmed it.
Yes, so now he has to get that time off work. He has
to and he has to come to Vancouver to play magic and drink beer for
three days. Yeah. Oh so fun. Man, I love drinking beer
for three days. Yeah, so big. Thanks to Face to Face Games.
They're having us out for that. Yeah, we're going to have the
Creator booth. Nay, we are going to be running the Creator booth.
You know how it works, right, And we're going to have some new
CCO merch. I got the shirt. You didn't wear the shirt today,
but we've got did I have the show? Yes, the three colored glitchy
shirts. Oh, it's still in it's the laundry because I wear it everywhere.
I wear all over the place. Yeah, we're gonna have new merch.
We've got the enamel pins, we're gonna have new hats, we're gonna
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like the thrift store beside Costcole d c O. Uncle Wiener's Costco discount store.
Right, people are laughing. That's actually what it's freaking called. I'm
very reasonably sure that these lights right here, those ones, those came from
Uncle Wieners because they got those everything you get like Neon signs and like those
big chains that they used in making Aliens. Yeah, and man, you
know what I'm doing this afternoon, going to watch Alien in the theaters?
Oh yeah, yeah, man, hold on, we didn't finish the podcasting
business. You could, you could just have it. Ceo promo code is
gonna get your discount at command Fest Vancouver. That's the first thing on your
commander package so you could play games with us. Yeah, very much.
So you're gonna get the vouchers. You get like packs and the bag and
you get all like the deck box and the sleeves and stuff. You get
all the stuff and some kind of gift from us. Usually they have like
a thing and when people come out, so yeah, we use the promo
code, we give you a thing. I assume they're gonna do that again.
They are good, they are. I don't know what the prizes are
going to be. People always ask, well, pitch, it's a what
is that a stairway to Ancients. Is that that promo that land that we've
No, you get that just for showing up. That's in like in the
in the swag bag that you get. It's probably gonna be like stuff that
that Kelly, the the event manager, Yeah, finds on Hastings Street,
like just like some empty food wrappers and like somebody's severed toe. Baggies of
baking powder, totally baking powder, that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah,
Like Uncle Brando's totally drinking coffee in the morning, that kind of stuff.
That's what we do in the morning. You drink coffee. Yeah,
has everybody who's ever been arounded a CECO experience knows I drink coffee every morning,
Oh yeah, and lots lots of like like eight coffees all day,
Yeah, all day in the command zone. I've got the world record for
drinking coffee in the command zone. I'll tell you that much. Yes,
Uncle Brando's trying to challenge that. He's he's there, he's preparing, he's
training five ounce curls, baby, yeah, yeah, five ounce curls.
I was trying to do a segue, but we okay, I've got two
more pieces of a couple of beets. Of business here. Oh my god.
Okay, all right, I know you just want to talk about aliens
and now I'm installing on I want to talk about alien goddamn it. Okay,
maybe this guy's an alien. He would have he Oh, this guy
out of this world. He came out of a fucked up tulip. Most
recent Patreon supporter Jordan No dell. It's got to be nodle, no deb
no, no at all. What's something that rhymes with dell but really means
either wiener or butthole adele? No coin purse? Yes, yeah, okay,
so I got a story, joke, coin purse. I got a
story, but I'm not gonna tell it until you get to talk about aliens.
Ah, that's so fun. But we're gonna go back to no coin
purse. We're not leaving that. We are not leaving that. So just
let that stew let that coin purse simmer for a minute. Welcome aboard and
you also, yeah, Jordan big thanks Patreon dot com, slash Socio podcast.
He went there. He got this coin percy nickname. He got into
the discord. Everybody can finger blasted them, and hey, I I saw
a lot of the times I'll get like a like a Patreon email, like
a notification that somebody joined. Thank you if that's you. And if they're
already linked up between Patron and Discord, they're already linked up, then the
invite to our discord just automatically happens, sick. So I'll get the email
on my phone and then frickin' go to uh And then I go to Discord
immediately, and I see that the finger blasting is under like full sleep full
finger and and there was like twenty of them, oh dad, and there
were some good ones. Yeah, yeah. And I commented that, like
we got some professional finger blasters in the nation, And man, Jordan sure
found out the hard way. Was it Gee Pizza that made the brash hunter
giving the finger gift? Oh? Man, If I don't know, somebody
in the nation made one of those, and I had it saved on my
phone and now I can't find it. So if it was you, please
send it to me so I can have it again. Yeah, because I
use it all the time, but now it's gone. You do, yes,
yes, okay, speaking of all the time. Alien Nope, damn
it. Last week's giveaway winter, Man, what did they guess? They
they commented on the worst pre con from last week's pre show, which you
should totally watch because we're putting a little bit more time into that and it
looks upgraded, and we're doing it in the studio and we preview the deck
and what we're going to talk about. So the pre show lots of good
value there. Now no did he is this a randomly selected one or did
you pick the person that had the most well thought out answer? Ah?
Yes, what he was talking about the Tamir Timir? Who am I teamer?
The teamer? Oh wait, gumball comball right, not Comball, know
the bubble gum machine. Yea yeah, yeah, that's a shit gremlin.
Yes, from March of the Machine. I actually saw him a little while
ago. That car not him personally or the guy that answered the question.
Yes, And people were making the point, this guy's not nearly as bad
as everybody thought he is. And the reason he's not nearly as bad today
as he was back then is because there's been eighty seven different artifact tokens now,
so he'll make bigger do bigger? Dudes? Pardon me, But at
the time there was like what three and the deck made one that deck sucks.
Good choice, good choice, Okay, Sergeant tank Teddy, I have
definitely I have to assume that sgt. Is short for sergeant. Yes,
Sgt. Tank Teddy. I don't want to know what a tank teddy is.
What's a teddy that rides a tank, or it's a teddy with tanks
on it, or it's like a real huge jacked teddy that is a tank
in like like a tank like an RPG. Or maybe a guy named Teddy
who drives a tank. Oh, maybe it's not a bear at all.
Maybe it's a maybe it's a guy. Maybe it's a hairy dude. Maybe
it's a guy named Theodore. Maybe, yes, Sergeant Theodore, the tank
driver. Like our buddy JJ, who drove a tank through a house one
time. Man, that's awesome. He my kid always says, is JJ
the guy that drove the tank through the house? Dat? Yes, Why
did he do that? Because he was in the army. I know that's
what you do. Because he was at war. You're gonna drive tanks through
buildings. Yeah, that's like the one war story he'd tell us. Yeah,
why didn't why didn't he shoot it? I don't know. You've got
a limited number of bullets in a tank, but you can drive it through
stuff. And I mean charge Valor isn't old enough to know this yet,
but if you have the opportunity to drive over anything with a vehicle, you
should take it, Yes, especially if that thing is free. Oh yeah,
and you're in a tank. Who doesn't want to drive a car through
a house? Who doesn't want to go like on Twister when the guy drives
the truck through the house. I want to do that so bad? Yes,
so bad? Oh yeah, for that stops me is like I only
have one truck doing if I reckons, I've wanted to do that. Oh
man, you know what we got to do. We haven't said thank you
to to producer Gary and the dufferin Avenue Media Network studio when they when they
build like their secondary studio in the country. It's kind of by my house.
Actually, maybe we can drive a truck through something there. I'm not
going to say that we're doing that, but like we know Keels coming to
Vancouver, So if we get a truck and there's a STU you out there
with cameras, we might have to drive it through something. We could do
that. Yeah, one hundred percent confirmed, probably can. Yes, Okay,
Alien, so we've got a deck. God damn, Okay, You're
going to watch Alien at the movie the That's really the whole story. Most
is it's the forty fifth anniversary for Alien this weekend as we're talking, and
I'm five. Yeah. Wow, So I'm gonna go see it in the
theater for the very first time, just like I saw like Jaws, which
is little known fact, it's my favorite movie the whole all time. I
had to see it on the big screen and it was so much fun with
a bunch of my friends who've never actually seen Jaws before, which is so
weird. And so we're gonna do the same with Alien, where I'm going
with a whole bunch of people who have never seen it. So I'm really
looking forward to like getting the theater experience for the first time with me and
a bunch of other people. Are gonna see this touchstone of sci fi horror
for the first time. Really, yeah, yeah, it's really cool.
You know what. I'll tell you something. Sure, I have seen Jaws
excellent though, though I have never seen Alien really, so three fifty in
this afternoon, I'm planting trees today. Ah, I'm doing anchorage stuff.
You're gonna miss out. You're gonna cut my grass like seven times. I
assume that's an alien joke. That's a Jaws joke. Oh oh, we're
gonna need a bigger boat, right yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah,
you're gonna need a bigger boat. Yeah yeah, got there, got there,
got there, okay, speaking of getting there, getting there, Comball,
comball, Yes, give him a read. Let's pull him up here.
So Comball profiteering mayors who are doing today. He's a two four human
advisor for black and white and one he has. Whenever one or more tokens
enter the battlefield under your opponent's control, for each one of them, you
create a tapped copy of it. And whenever a one or more tokens enter
the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses a life and you gain a
life. So your token making ability triggers one time each turn, ye,
and your drainability triggers each and every time you have some number of tokens coming
to play under your control, and that happens all the time. Yeah,
okay, so we gotta say, Curtis, mister Anderson Smith, give me
the ring. Mister Anderson, Hey, you know what I watched last night
that had Hugo Weaving in it. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Oh
I have. I did not know what that movie was about, but I
knew it was a movie. I was not expecting Hugo Weaving to be in
it. I've never even heard of it. It's about these three drag queens
in Australia who buy a bus, like a bus motor home and kind of
drive it, I guess cross country to like do this gig and they meet
a bunch of people along the way and sounds riveting. It's actually pretty funny.
It's a funny show. There you go. Yeah, it was a
good time. Okay, who knew well, mister Anderson, big thanks for
sending the deck in. It's one of the benefits on the Patreon is we
can see your decks in the deck list channels on Discord so hop On.
You can also send them to Commander Cookout at gmail dot com, which is
also what you should do. If you're the winner of our giveaway. You
should go to commanders or gmail dot com and give us your full address along
with all your details, postal code, zip code, all that shit,
your real name, yep, and then let us know whether you want the
stickers, the tokens or the shitty old cards. There you go, now
back to the deck. Okay, so we've got two kind of options here
to really lean into with the build. Whenever we give an opponent to token
or whenever they make a token, or whenever they make a token, yeah,
we get said copy of token. Yes, once per turn. So
if we're going to be giving tokens, we want to be able to give
them maybe on each turn, like on at instant speed or activated abilities that
produce tokens that we can activate on player two, three four turn and our
turn right, And we have to do it that way because it says once
per turn, and they do that so they can make an ability like this
and not just have it be broken every which way from Sunday. If this
was every time an opponent made a token, this thing would be just brutal.
Yeah, okay, So treasure tokens, creature tokens, blood tokens,
like just random stuff that is tagged on. Like imagine you're playing with like
some new Cowboy hat cards and they get a mercenary token that taps to give
plus one to target creature we get those things? Is this is somebody plays
their cockslide extortionists. Oh yeah, we get a bunch of treasures. Right,
okay, so great. Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under
our control. So when we get those tokens that our opponents also get yep,
or when we just make tokens, yes, they lose a life,
we gain a life. Correct, So our tokens get like extort sort of
right, extort, that's that's the ability. Yes, but we don't have
to pay for it, shitty extort because we only gain one is if three?
Yes, you're right. What do we call this? Drain? We
drain them? Sure, drain them for one because drain, drain and gain
like. People don't say that, they just say drain. Yes, right,
okay, so we can do both. We're gonna kick things off with
the ramp as we usually do. There's nine pieces. Uncle Brando's gonna rattle
them off and then we'll go back. If we need to talk about any
of them, and I'm not even sure we do, but let's read them
real quick. We have Tal's wan a hierarchy, soalring, smothering, tie,
pitiless, plunder, REFREXI an Alter Marching duo drone Land tax ash nods
Alter and arcade segment. Wow. Okay, so we're playing both the combo
alters, which is something that we're gonna have to keep in mind. We
can make a token and then sacrifice it for Mana. We're draining and making
a Mana. Can we Is there something that will give us another token under
or under those circumstances Maybe I'll have to know. I'll have to keep the
look. We are playing Pitiless plunder room. Whenever a creature you control dies,
create a treasure token. There's the combo already. There's the combo already.
We can sacrifice the treasure for Mana and then we get another No,
that's not it's not a dude. Yeah, we got to turn our treasures
into dudes. Yeah, which I don't think we can do it. Okay,
okay, but Pitiless thunder also, if somebody swings in at us and
we block with a guy and that guy each ship, we get a treasure
and drain. Right because Pitulosus plunder when a creature dies, we make a
treasures marching dual drone. We don't have to go back to this what even
is this card. Whenever marching and d a drone attack, each player creates
a treasure token, which means we make one treasure that's untapped and three that
are tapped. Oh that's really good. That's pretty good. That's a good
one. It's a two drop man of rock for all you try hards out
there. What Sam headfake and at the camera? Yeah yeah, yeah.
I like what's the one where when it when it dies, create a treasure.
I like that one. I like this one better than that because it
happens every turn. Yes, this is very much a U card where that
that other one is very much a ME card where I'm trying to take advantage
of multiple ETBs or dies. You're trying to take advantage of attacking. I
just want treasures and I want to punch somebody in a face. Yes,
okay, so that I want to get into money for punching someone in the
face. There it is. Yeah, we got nine ramps. We got
to move on to the seven protections. Let's do the interaction first. Oh,
then we'll do the protection because there's a there's two protection sections. Oh
and one of them I feel might yes, cause we'll talk about it.
Is Okay, do the interaction first. Okay, so you've got unyielding gatekeeper.
Oh, unyielding gatekeeper. That is what I I'm not gonna. Okay,
three two for two, that's what I call my girlfriend's dad. I
was gonna, I was gonna throw myself under the bus for being a gatekeeper.
But no, you know you got there. No gatekeepers of the nation.
No, no, just like no king shaming. Okay, three two
for two. It's got disguise. What what I'm not even reading. I
don't even care what this guy. Oh no, it's something to do with
a two too. Oh no, it's it's more. It's more, it's
more. Okay, when it's turned face up, exile target, non land
permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tap otherwise it's
controller creates a two to two White and blue detective man. Can't we just
play like generous gift, which we are. We are playing generous gift,
but this one gets us a dude, it costs five. It costs five
to do that, and our opponent gets a token and we get we get
the same token. Or we could save our guy like I get it,
or we could blink one of our own dudes, and then we have a
couple of dudes that mean we might want to blink. You got a bunch
of dudes. Yeah, okay, we'll get there. Okay, we'll see
where that guy comes into play. We got a Swords to Path and Exile
of Plowshares we got those. We got Stroke of Midnight that gets rid of
a thing and gives them a one one, which gives one, which gives
us a one one. Okay, those are getting good actually right yeah,
yeah, okay, Skyclave operation is that's kind of like O Ring, isn't
it. Yes, Okay, we got Generous Gift. We've got d Spark,
we got Dothy void Walker. That guy's cool. Yeah, Shadow three
to two for two. So it's already good. If a card would be
put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, it's exiled instead, which is good
with a counter on it. Sure, and we can sacrifice it and choose
an exiled card with Dothy Voyd Walker and play it. Yes, that's good,
that's really cool. We got hey just like the studio we're in.
Damn damn. Yeah, destroy target creature or you can overload it. Destroyal
creatures, black black, kill a dude white white to kill all the creatures.
Man, I wish that that card was a was an instant, but
said, if you overloaded it, it has to be a sorcery. Overload
only is a sorcery. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, because then
then then the destroy target creature would be really good. Yeah right, instant
speed. That's good. Okay, now we've got oh man, okay,
contraband livestock contra livestock to drop instant exile target creature. Then roll a D
twenty. Okay, okay, we're getting there. One to nine, it's
controller gets a four to four. Okay, so we get a four to
four and that's almost what we want. Yeah, we want to roll a
one to die because then we get a four to four and they and we
drain them. Yes, if you roll at ten to nineteen, they get
a two to two, then we get a two two. If we roll
a twenty, it's controller gets a zero one. Goat Is that not the
most CEO thing ever? It's the one dice rolling card that you want to
roll one. Yes, don't get more CCO than that, yes, and
anguished on making is the last one, and then we're playing a real card
yeah, anguished unmaking. Okay, let's get into the protection and then we'll
go to the other protection category, the real protection. Okay, so we
got a test protection swift foot boots, lightning grieves. We've got a ghostly
prison which is got to pay to attack. Right. We've got a no
mercy. You like this, I love no mercy. That's when the creature
hits you, they die. Yeah, that's a little bit of a stacks
piece. Hey. Yeah, okay, we got a karmic justice. I
like that one. When a spell in our ability opponent controls destroys a non
creature permanent we control, we get to destroy one of the same type of
theirs. No, no, we destroy a permanent they have, oh straight
up. Ye, So they could get like our enchantment and then we can
get a land of theirs or a a man destroy target permanent that opponent controls.
That's pretty good, biggest blow I've ever seen in history with a karmic
justice. Oh tell me, I mean, I mean I'm in on this
bunch of treasure tokens in a karmic justice. Yeah, we have somebody goes.
It was some kind of thing that kills all the artifacts yep, and
it was just the guy was just like, I mean, I could sack
all of these to get some manner, or I could let you kill them
all and just wipe you off the planet. And they just killed all their
land like you killed my eight treasures. I'll kill all your lamb. I
love getting wiped right. I just just turned him into a shitty piece of
toilet paper, flushed them. It was crazy. It was crazy good.
I'm happy that that was. That was nuts. Dink Shield is the next
card we got. Dink Shield prevent all combat damage and then for each wich
one damage prevented. This way create a two to one white and black Dnkling
creature token with flying with fly I've seen some blows with this car man alive
and then last one did we get them all? Another blow out story.
So I swings in for the wind, okay, and I'm talking like swing
in for the goddamn win as I want to be yes in talks real.
Okay. Buddy goes ha ha ink shield and makes a bunch of like fifty
two ones okay, and it's like I'm totally gonna win, and I'll be
like, I'll go to my und stuff. I'll shrink them all and make
slugs. It's like, oh no, so good inkshield, very very powerful
magic car. I love that shit. Now, speaking of powerful power,
we got to power through this deck, or editor Joe is gonna come through
these microphones and strangle us. Yes, okay, we have got what mister
Anderson is labeling a light step package. Now before you turn the show off
because you hate Stacks and you hate Commander Cookle because we're talking about Stacks and
you hate it, first of all, tough enough, Hey, okay,
stop that. Yes, I mean I talked a few people on Twitter recently
about stacks. Just it's fine. And the ones in this deck are quite
light stacks pieces that aren't the lockdown cock down ones. Yeah, it's they're
not turning the game off, Okay, doing stuff. Elish Norn, Mother
of Machines. If a permanent entering the battlefield caused an ability of ours to
trigger twice yours none? And there are some creatures in this deck that the
etb abilities are so bad but so good? Yes, so good, okay,
elish Norn the flip one. What does this one even do? Flip
Norn is whenever an opponent a source of opponent controls it will damage to us.
We prevent one of that dama or the I think it does damage to
them. They lose two life unless unless they pay one. Now, sure
it works, and then you can pay some amount of manna and sack some
amount of dudes to flip it over into a saga, and the saga makes
incubator tokens. Sure for how big they are, there's a bunch of them.
And then the next words the next step kills everything. It isn't a
Fyrexian, just leaves your dudes, and the last one don't care, does
something else and turns back into Elvis noorm. That's a good card. Controls
deals damage like they lose to life unless they pay one. That's what we're
playing this card for. Yes, also the board wipe that leaves you with
like eight hundred guys. We should play a deck that has like one word
of text. Send that deck in cition. That's what I'm into. I
just dies, that's it. That's the way. That's all. Or like
fly just one word tap green tap, Yeah, what does it do when
it taps? I don't know, just taps sacrifice. Here's a car that
gets some people lit up. Hey, yeah, Dranath Magistrate, your opponents
can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hand. This card is getting better
and better. Oh yeah, and better and better and better and better every
set. This card's good. This card is so damn good. But it
turns off my Commander. It also turns off all the free gimmicks to let
people play five hundred spells for free every turn. Yes, that's why this
card is good. It's not because it stops you from playing your Commander.
It's because it stops you from cascading forty two times a turn. Ryan Daranathan
Linvola, We've got a three four flying vigilance for four activated abilities of creatures
you control, opponents control, opponent's control can't be activated and sick good.
Drannon and Lenvalla has all activated abilities of all creatures your opponents control. You
can spend man as Though or man of any color to activate those abilities.
That's so it turns their Manadorcs off and gives you a Manadorc, or turn
their Cranco off. It does all sorts of good stuff. Yeah, Warden
of the Tower three three for three vigilance and whenever an opponent cast the spell.
If they didn't spend man at a cast it like a zero drop or
a free spell. You counter it and you can sacrifice Borough Tower, Mirror
to creatures you control, gain indestructible until and to turn and the Ring tempts
too. That's a hell of a card. That card is really good card.
Yeah. And then we've got blind Obedience and Authority of the consoles.
Those have something to do with stuff your opponents control entering the battlefield tapped.
One of them also affects artifacts and has extored the other one. You gain
life and your opponents have a dude come into play. Yes, so all
of that's good, and that kind of fits in with the uh, the
aristocratic feel that this deck is gonna give us. So that's the stacks package.
Doesn't actually feel that bad. No, somebody stole my authorities as the
Council of Dedagent on the other night and it just made my deck just not
go anymore. That's so sad. Yeah, that's fine. Let's play this.
Let's do the value section, yes, real quick, that's got some
actual, uh aristocratic stuff. Yeah, and these kind of feel like it's
labeled value. But when we can give our opponents like seventy tokens. Over
the course of a game, these end up being the payoffs and the wind
cons. Right. Yeah, so wisp drinker vampire man, I want to
drink some wisps. Why they're ghosts. I wanna drink ghosts. Oh that
sounds dirty. That one kind of looks like zero from Nightmare Before Christmas.
If you're watching on YouTube, you'll be able to see okay two four for
four flying Vampire Rogue. Whenever another creature with power too or less enters the
battlefield under your control, each opponent loses a life. We gain a life.
Cool, this is a good one. Yep. And you can pay
seven and do some power or death touch life link done. I don't care
about that part. Your creatures that are small get death touch life like sure.
We've got a Nader's night Blade and a Mirkwood Bats. Both of these
do damage to your opponent when tokens either come into play or leave, or
in the case of Mirkwood Bats, both Oh yeah, very good. And
we're gonna be sacrificing tokens that we're getting and they're gonna drain when that happens.
Yep, we're gonna get them when they come in they're gonna drain when
that happens, so lots of drain. This is starting to give me the
aristocraty vibe without doing without having blood artists. And and then we've got an
Elish norn Og. It gets grand cenobite. Yes, your stuff gets small,
my stuff get big. Yes. So you give them a bunch of
tokens, Elie Norton immediately kills them. You also get those tokens and they
are big. Yes, and they've already drained, so you you've already gotten
your your money's worth out of these tokens. Yes, and then we can
hit you for two extra per token with that Elie Norton. Yes. Okay,
we have got a card advantage section, which is this has some some
shit in it. Yeah. Let's try to get through them as quickly as
we can, though, because ultimately like these are like jump through a bunch
of hoops, draw a card or something. We were talking about this on
the pre show where it's really taking advantage of when White says like you do
this, then I do this. You draw a card, draw card,
you play a spell, I play a spell, et cetera. Yep,
So the first one that does exactly that is wedding ring an artifact for white
white two. When it enters a battlefield if you cast it, which we
would in this deck, target opponent creates a token of wedding ring. Yes,
so then we get another wedding ring, don't we know? We get
wedding ring and they get a wedding ring, and then we would we would
get one because they make a token of it. Okay, so we get
two wedding rings. That makes this even back polygamy. Yeah, that is
some polygamy stuff right there. Okay, so whenever an opponent you can whenever
an opponent who controls an artifact named wedding ring draws a card during their turn,
we draw a card. So we would draw two cards. Okay,
this card actually turned really good in this deck. Is okay. Whenever an
opponent who controls an artfact named wedding ring gains life during their turn, we
gain that much life. You know what I would do with wedding ring.
Soon as I, as mister Anderson, listened to this episode, I would
take this suggestion. If you take one suggestion, this has to be it.
I suggest you move wedding ring to the stacks section and then rename the
Stack section the Salt Lake City section. Yeah. Yeah, if you know,
you know, you know, you know, and they know we have
a skull clam skull clamp. Yeah, we got a Shaddrick's silver quill.
This is a big not big. He's a two to five Elder Dragon in
Orzov color cool flying double strike, so he's a four or five. Sure.
At the beginning of combat, on your turn, you may choose two.
Each mode must target a different player. Sure, target player gets a
two to one black dinkling creature Talken with flying, and then we also can
then we would get one yet, because we would target somebody else. Target
player draws a card and loses a life. That's us. That's us,
and or target player puts a plus one counter on each creature they control.
We might also do that. I like, that's a good win con.
After we've like this, this kind of feels like Eli Snorn two kind of
right, because we'll give them a guy that might die and then we get
a guy and all of our guys get bigger. Yes, So that's a
good one. Master of Ceremonies, Oh man, look at a text.
Look at the fucking text on that. Okay, I do think they made
the font smaller. At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money,
friends, or secrets. Oh Jesus Christ, my gosh, she's and
rice already. For each player who chose money, you and that player each
get a treasure toke. Oh okay, friend each get a green one one
citizen each secrets draw card. See how I expedited that. So for money
we get one on tap treasure, one tap treasure, and then for friends
we get one tapped dude, one untapped dude, and then we eat druck
card. Yeah, that's fucking good. I like that. Okay, never
mind, that's a cool card, Liliana dreadhoor general. I played it card,
and it happens to be a good card. This might be the only
good card I play it? Is it? What? No, that's a
lie? Well that's expensive. What is this? I don't know. The
card is either ninety or fifteen dollars, depending on where you buy it.
Oh man, you could save five percent if you buy it at Fusion.
That's you will save six drop six loyalty, planes Walker, whatever creature you
control dies draw cards. Sick already good. I would already play this card.
Especially in this deck when we don't give a shit about the tokens that
we're sacking. That's right. Yeah, I hate guys. I want to
sack them all. Plus one you get two two zombie sure minus four.
Each player sacks two creatures sick yep, and minus nine. Each opponent chooses
a permanent they control of each type, and then they sacrifice the rest,
which includes lands by the way that mine as well. Just say win the
game. That's good mine as well. Just say win the game. Okay.
Idle of Oblivion that gives us a card draw or we can sacrifice it
to make a token if you've made a token this turn. Sure, that's
a cool card man to pay that. I'm just thinking about Editor Joe,
Editor Joe, can wait, Halo Fountain. I've played this card too.
This one not good. Three drop you go, white tap, untapped creature
you control, create a citizen citizen a one one white white tap untapped,
two creatures draw card sure white white white white white tap also untapped, fifteen
creatures you control. We might actually do that. You could do that in
this deck. Payoff, win the game. Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's it's surprisingly good. In this actually I played it in a fucking This
card sucks. I played this card at a voltron deck and I almost did
it by accident. Oh this is not especially since remember all the tokens that
we make off of our opponents are tapped, and this doesn't say as a
sorcery. So somebody goes, loll CRANKO make thirty five tokens. You go,
loll white white, white white white, untap all those creatures I just
made. I win. Oops. Okay, that's cool, right, that's
a situation that's not impossible in a deck like this. It's not impossible.
Okay, you sold me, You sold me on a bad card. It's
the one time this card is actually good and we're doing it here. That's
why people watch the show riot, I suppose. Yeah, we got s
percentinel. That is not why Wristic buddy, Yeah, Clackbridge troll, this
is why. This is the three Billy Goats graff remember them, Yeah,
except it's the troll that lives under the bridge. Yeah, he's an eight
eight for five. I like him. Already trample in haste. Oh man,
so how many men is that worth? At least eight? Anyways,
enters the battlefield, opponents get three goats, So do we At the beginning
of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. Yes.
Sure. If they do tap clackbridge troll, you gain three life and draw
cards. That card that car is good in this deck. This card is
so cool because it's five man like, get three guys, draw card.
Yeah. And and if I like kill your guys or elis norn you you're
just gonna take eight. Yeah, okay, I like that. That's so
good black Market Connections. That's draw card, lose a life, create a
treasure token, lose a life, make a dude, lose a life.
That's the second week in or alw We've played that one. Yeah, Benny
Benny Bracks zoologist four drop three to two at the beginning of each end step.
If you created token this turn, draw card, cool, that's the
that's the one token on each turn. That's the guy that we're gonna want,
right and we will. It also was convoke Yeah, so we can
use tokens to pay for it. Yes. Archivest of Ogma. I think
we lost to this card on Sidewalks Slam one time. Hey wow, I
think Mona White Angel Aaron was playing it and he ended up winning the game.
Remember the game he played, Giada? I think it was episode or
game seven of season one. Yeah, okay, so flash two to two
for two. Whenever an opponent searches their library, we gain a life and
draw card. You know what I put it instead of this opposition agent fuck
them, opo agent. Opposition agent. Baby, Yeah that's a black Yeah.
And they're gonna search their library. Just get the card, Just get
it. Just just stomp their dank into the dirt, turn their dank into
a bookmark exactly. Yeah, yeah, opo agent. You know what,
both we're playing together, we go playing both. Okay, Alms Collector is
our last card advantage card. I like this card too. Okay, another
flasher Yeah, I love flashers and flash them bookmarks everybody. Okay, three
four cat cleric for four with flash. If an opponent would draw two or
more cards instead, we draw that card. We and that opponent struck card.
Oh come on, come on, Alma's Collector, grow up. So
they go brainstorm and you go. And then instead of doing the brainstorm thing,
you each this struck card. They go like that Sphinx is red for
forty. Now I'll draw one. You draw one. I like that so
good? Red. Is that a good card? Sphinx's Revelation. It's a
good card. It's fine. It's not as good as it was in standard
way back in the day, but it's a fine It's a serviceable card.
Good to my lands deck, sure it is. It's not any better there
than anywhere else. I guess. Okay, now we talked about Sphinx's rep
that's a good card. We're gonna call it that alms collector goode archive is
demagma. It could be good, it could be a opposition ation. Let's
talk about bad cards, Old baby, old baby, you came to ceeal
for bad cards, right, we got it all right, Let's start with
the worst of the worst, the worst of the worst. Every time I've
ever talked about this card, it's about how bad it sucks. This was
the hint from the pre show, by the way, and today I have
to eat my words because in this situation, just like Halo Fountain, this
card is serviceable. Man. Look at CCO Nation, proving us wrong and
making us look like dummies ever since twenty seventeen. As if we need any
help, enchantment saga, do you think people are screaming it at the thing
yet. Chapters one and two, each opponent creates a one one one black
rat rogue creature token okay, and then we get those also correct, so
they each get one. We get three. Chapter three exile this saga,
then return to the battlefield transformed under your control. This is tribute to Herobi
by the way, yes that we're all clear that it comes back as echo
of deaths wale. It's a three three with flying in haste. Whenever it
enters the battlefield, gain control of all rat tokens, which is cool.
So that's more tokens for us. And whenever it attacks, you can sacrifice
another creature if you do draw card. And what I like about this It
doesn't say lose a life on it. Yeah, we can just do it.
That's fine. I'm getting sick of that draw card lose a life crap.
I'm not sick of it. I want to lose life. Hate life,
mah. Life is like money. Just hate it. I hate it,
get rid. I want it all gone except for my last one.
That one's kind of that one's important. War games, wargames, okay,
another saga, look at us, go man, okay. Four drop saga.
Chapter What's four text in the game. The text is like this big
okay. So chapter one, each player creates a three three, We get
nine guys, three tapped one to one warrior creature tokens. Those tokens are
goaded for as long as war game remains on the battlefield. Bro, we
get twelve? Is that how we new? We get yes, because each
player we make four three, they make three, they make three, We
make twelve total. Yes, oh, man, and ours are goaded.
Yes, ours are goaded. So far opponent gain control of them. They
could not attack us with them. They're all goded. Okay. Chapter two
and three put a plus one counter on each warrior creature, each creature.
Hopefully they're all dead from Elis Norn by this point. Yes, okay,
And then chapter four you may exile non token creature you control when you do
exile all warriors. Yes, so if Elie Nort hasn't killed them all,
they've all done their jobs. Now we can get rid of them. Yeah.
Probably, I've already sacrificed all of them to astionnauds Alter to make a
ton of mana. Yes, because I hate guys, do I hate guys?
I hate life? Hate, hate everything. Yep, hate card drawn,
hate magic a lot specialists. Oh, I don't hate her, she's
kind of sexy. We're talking about sex dungeons earlier. Oh yeah, this
girl has five of them, I think. Yeah, this girl has at
least one. Yeah, good for her. Yeah, I mean she's literally
slaying. Look at the background of the art. She's a three to three
for two. Whenever she enters the battlefield, each opponent gets a one to
one human creature token. We also get three of those based on our opponents.
We have whatever a creature opponent controls eat shit. We put a plus
one plus one counter on her. You know what's funny is whenever we make
a comment on a drawing of a lady on a computer screen that we find
attractive, we get a comment on YouTube that's like this. Oh, boys,
really starting to sound like the reason girls don't enter a local game store.
Really yeah, almost every time? Man, yeah, and I called
it out now, So now it's gonna double man raging, raging, mandract
glory domination Like a nerd. You're gonna smash the table and flip it.
Nerd rage, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nerd rage mondract glory dominance that's
a token double token tripler, token tripler, and you can sack some dude.
No, this is the doubler, isn't it? Is it double?
Oh I'm thinking the other one. Yeah, that was not in oj tech
or whatever that one could be in here. That's a good one. That's
a good that's a good one. We got Luminarc Ascension whenever it's our turn
and we don't lose life. No, I'll just read the card at the
beginning of each opponent's end step. If we didn't lose life during their turn,
it gets a counter. Yes, when it got three counters three four
four, we can pay two to get a four four flying Angel to sick.
Yeah. That card is a trap and trap cards are bad, and
we play bad cards in this deck. Yes, although in this deck it
might be a little bit less of a thing because we probably have a fairly
significant number of blockers unless we've played it on turn two. Although if you
drop it on turn one or two and your opponents just can't deal, yeah,
you're gonna get it. Yeah, you're gonna get it, and you're
gonna make a bunch of guys. I think the strategy if you drop Luminarc
ascension on turn two, and it immediately activates or activates as early as it
can. I think you just forgo all other strategy and dump all your manna
into making four fours as many and as early as possible, right, because
a four to four for two is better than probably like baseline, virtually anything
anything else in your deck except for like the most powerful cards that you can't
cast yet anyways, because it's like turn two or three. Yeah, you
play mandrac when you get to Mandrac Maney, you play Mondracs and you make
two angels for two, yes, yes, yeah, and then probably by
turn five, I mean you've probably made a few angels and somebody destroys it.
It's fine. Next card is good Prophecy Special. Okay, here we
go, Okay, here go my favorite magic artist, Ron Spencer. Yeah,
okay, Enchantment from Prophecy Black Black four Yeah okay. At the beginning
of each player's upkeep, that player puts the top card of their library into
their graveyard sick. Then they put a Then they put X one one black
Minion creature tokens, where X is that milled card's man acost. Yeah,
so we also get them. We also get the late dudes, we get
shitty dudes, sick man And if they mill a land, if everybody mills
the land, nobody gets nothing and it does nothing. And he spend six
mana to literally sit there and do nothing. But what if it's Alex and
he's sitting there just totally color screwed, and he's so salty and mad.
Yes, and he's like, oh dude, all I need to draws the
land, specifically a mountain in this case, I just need a mountain.
And then Infernal Genesis goes mountain to your band, Alex, and he goes,
oh no, and the table just goes nerd Ate Alex is sitting their
manuscrewed, thinking about, man, I wish this LGS had a bathroom.
Did I ever tell you about the time that Alex's manuscrew and the only reason
he was playing was because he has an arcane sigment? And then I killed
his arcane segment. I bet you he liked that. No, he hated
that a lot. He was really mad. Okay, we've got I'm gonna
use this prefixed word three hunted creatures. So a hunted creature is an undercosted
creature. I'm gonna say hunted Lama soup five five flyer for four. When
an etb's your opponents get something to hunt this with. Yes, in this
case a four to four horror creature token. Yes, we're also playing hunted
Horror. This is a seven to seven for two for two with trample.
With trample, they get two three three green centaur creature tokens with protection from
black sure we would also get those. Yes, And and you play that
one Hunted Horror. I sure do play that shit in UH talks row.
I play this one, Hunted bone Brute. I should put this in a
bone deck. Yeah. A six to two for three with menace enters a
battlefield target. Opponent creates two one to one white dog creature tokens. When
it dies, each opponent loses one life. It's got disguise, which is
morph. I don't care about that. Three life, three life, one
life, three life. Yes. Yeah, I feel like they chickened out
on Hunted Bone Brute. What I think they did well because it's a six
to two and it just dies on the things that it makes. Oh yeah,
they should have made it a six to three. The other hunted creatures
all kind of race with the things that they make right, like the Hunted
Horror. As long as they don't attack you back with those two three threes,
they can just block the Hunted Horror all day long and take one.
Yeah, one one, you know what, looking at the car like breaking
this car down. It's got disguise. So if it's face down, disguised
and you hit them for two and they don't block, you can flip it
up. Yeah, and then they take six. Right, chickened out if
they if they do block it and you need to get the damage in,
they block it your two damage because it's face down, you flip it face
up and it dies. Then they take three. Yeah. Right. So
like the card makes sense from it makes sense from the chemical point of view,
But like I want it to be a like a six six for three.
Yeah, that's what I want. You know what I think, get
four guys in Lada Tresserhorne. I do want it to die. So six
six to two good stuff do it? Good stuff dies to a stiff breeze
cursive disturbance. It's a curse you attach it to Whenever enchanted player is attacked,
you change your opponent. I guess create a two to two black zombie
creature. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. Yes. Oh so
whenever somebody, let's say i'd curse you, somebody attacks you, they get
a zombie. I get a zombie, or I get a zombie. Yes,
everybody gets a zombie. Yes, yes, yes, okay, charism
charismatic conqueror. This is a cool card. This is a cool card.
Give it a read. It's a two to two for two yep, Vampire
Soldier with vig Whenever an artifact or creature enters the battlefield untapped and under an
opponent's control, they may tap that permanent. If they don't, we get
a one to one white vampire creature token with lifelink. This is cool.
Yeah, this is a cool card. It's a cool card. It's kind
of like Authority of the Consoles, like a like a choice card. I
like that, sure because it slows down their treasures. That slows down their
stupid tokens or if they're making hasty goblins for example, now we can block
them. Yeah, last card in the deck. Yes, annoint p that's
a good one token doubler. Yes, everybody's We should have read it with
Mandrak or whatever, but we could probably replace mandrac or anointed procession with that
other guy og tech og tech og tech token tripler guy, token tripler guy.
Yeah, just run them both. Every every white inclusive token deck runs
all three. Probably mister Anderson just didn't have one. Yeah, so that's
the deck. Let's move over to some strengths and weaknesses. Sure, okay.
I always like to highlight new hotness, something cool, something different,
something that is a new take on tokens or aristocrats or whatever. This deck
is it. Yes, yeah, I like that we're taking a thing that's
typically a green white strategy and making it into an Orizov strategy and without just
turning it into another fucking Aristocrats. Yes, yeah, right, it does
the unexpected thing with a new card. Even though most doores of Legends are
just Aristocrats pieces, this one is not. And that's cool. I mentioned
this in the pre show. I think sure it gives us the ability to
find a way to three four card combo. Yes, right, with sacrificing
a creature to maybe make another creature on an activated ability or like a token,
because that drainability when we get a token happens all the time, and
we're playing cards that are good like the token doublers like Ashnaud and Ferrexian Altar.
Right, all of those are strengths. But we've got another strength.
It plays plays yanky stuff that all works together. There's like the Hunted creatures
and stuff. Right, there's a real chance you could win with Halo Fountain.
I want to win with Halo Fountain. Like, how cool would that
be? Yeah? Very good. And the last thing I've highlighted is something
that you've already a little bit mentioned, but I'll agree. It has that
Celesnia feel, but it's Orozov, but it's not the traditional Rozov. Yeah,
variety or whatever. It does something different in an actual different way.
It's not you forcing variety in your deck. It just gives it to you.
Yes, is cool. I've got a couple of weaknesses. Ah,
yes, as of with any card that says once per turn, they are
significantly like limiting the power output potential. Yes, yeah, okay, you're
you're giving your opponent stuff never good. Yes, never good. So you
have to be careful. You have to be able to negate their benefit from
it or really really really take advantage of our benefit from that. Yes.
Yeah. I think another weakness of this deck is it does play a bunch
of really high power stuff that does have stigma attached to it, like it
does play all the token doubblers, and it plays all the best ramp.
It doesn't play the white white two enchantment that has Obeca on it that you
draw card every time an opponent draws their second card, plays their second spell,
or attacks with two creatures, and it should be. But it's got
all of the other stuff that works like that, likes three different elish norns
and the wedding ring and all the stuff. Right, but so many people
are gonna go, oh my god, you're playing Juranith Magistrate kill you first.
Yeah, right, it's one of those. It does kind of come
with the thing. And because it's doing something a little jankier and easier to
disrupt, it's going to be more difficult for you to overcome an entire table
of people trying to hammer you. Ah. Yeah, that's fine. It
has the capability to do it, but it could be difficult. That's fine.
Let's move to the budge section as it sits right now. This deck
could be yours for the lolo price eight hundred United States Freedom units or fifty
two, five hundred and nine beaver Box. Yes, you could mortgage your
house to afford this deck, and that's fantastic. Most expensive cards of the
deck. We're looking at Test Protection. Do we need it? No,
we don't need that one. No, that's you never need it. It's
cool to have, you know, I suppose Yeah, I think I think
Test Protection gets a little bit of a bump in my estimation in this deck
because the way phasing works and it doesn't affect our tokens, like blinking to
save your guy would actually get rid of your tokens. Sure, so that's
fine. We've got a couple Elis Norns, We've got a couple fetch like
fetch Land, and and uh, cho is test Protection the most expensive card
of the deck. No, I'm just I'm going through the motions here,
Okay, going through the motions. We do have a Liliana Deared Horde General.
Are you sure she can't be ninety dollars? That has to be a
slucker up, that has to be a miss flucker up? How do we
look her up? And I don't know how to use this frickin' I'm just
going right here. Maybe they're thirteen dollars, yeah, thirteen? Oh?
Okay, okay, yeah, because she's reprinted a bunch of times. I
just opened to foil one of her like three weeks ago, like, she
can't be worth it, And I actually have a foil one. She can't
be worth any money because I opened it. Yeah. Now we are playing
the token doublers, yes, and anointed Procession and mandrac Do we need these
in this deck? They sure make it work good, They make the deck
so much better. But I think you could if you leaned heavier on maybe
get finding ways to give your opponents more stuff, you could probably get away
with not running them. And I would argue that again, knowing we're gonna
do this deck this week. When I was playing games, I just sort
of looked at like, who's making just tokens? Incidentally? Could I get
enough value without really forcing it? And I think there's enough incidental token stuff
that you could probably make a deck work without playing these. Yeah, and
to save yourself like one hundred and twenty dollars almost on two cards. Yeah,
that's something that you could definitely go away from if you own them,
play them, Yes, you don't, You're fine if you wanted to take
them out and opt for a more combo centric route, you'd have to keep
like the Pharecine alter and Astionnod's Altar in there that do also have a kind
of a commanding price tag smothering tithe as well, which I guess is yeah,
yeah, like I don't know do we need those? They they too
have the combo stigma kill on site stigma. So if you want to save
yourself fifty or sixty bucks, and with all of those savings, you would
be looking at like cutting three hundred dollars off the deck, which still makes
it like a three or four hundred dollars deck. But as we talk about,
when you invest in the cards here, there's lots of cards are gonna
play somewhere else. It's not like you're buying this old reserve list rare that
costs one hundred dollars that only goes in this deck. Yeah, there's so
much stuff here that just goes in any black or white deck you're gonna build.
And you could flip this into something else fairly easily by just cutting all
of the bad token giving stuff and replacing it with Aristocrats. Now you have
a stout Aristocrats deck. Yeah, or you lean into maybe you lean into
it even harder, and then it kind of goes away from being your good
Aristocrats deck that has the potential to go wide or go big, drain close
to combo, and you could make it like your lower power like my Lord
of Tressorhorn deck, where it has the ability to kill you immediately. But
mostly it's when it dies creatures that are just all kind of shitty, right,
and it steals wins just because it's cheap, and just because it's not
very powerful doesn't mean it can't win. So if you don't have the budget
or the collection to support you know, the ferrexiine alters, the smothering ties,
the anointed processions, the mandract. If you don't have the budget to
support, that doesn't mean you can't play this deck or strategy. You just
have to a little bit shift the focus on what the game state looks like
and how you politic and you'll steal wins with a deck like this easy and
you rely on the kindness of others. I'm going to make a sapling.
I'll make a sapling. I'm going to make a bunch of squirrels, me
too, sure, right, yeah, yeah, you can do that.
And all of a sudden you're like Elis Norton die he steal games. That's
exactly how it works, as say, yeah, we can just jam talks
real but he has blue in his text. He does have blue. Yes,
yes, yes, he could talk through my Lord of Tressor horn deck.
Do you no? Probably should? Does he say when he dies,
do something? All of his little sluggs do? Cut him him, don't
play him. If you want to pick up a Lord of tress or horn,
or a cumball or a Fyrexian altar or a I want to pick a
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that taps through when a man of any color and opponent gets a ghost,
a shitty ghost that doesn't fly. Oh we also get a shitty ghost ghost.
Yeah, okay, yeah, get that one. That's part of the
week. Made it up, Just made that up right now. We haven't
done a card of the week for a while, but forbidden Orchard and not
in the list. Yeah, mister, you got a tisk tisk. You
got a Uncle Brando's tisk tisk tisk in porium. Okay, big thanks to
Pile of Bones Brey. Second coolest thing to come out of Regina, Saskatchewan.
We're gonna hang out with the first coolest thing later. That's so good,
Yeah, very much so. In Command Fest Vancouver, we're gonna be
there. I'm going Thursday to Monday, You're going Wednesday to Wednesday. We're
gonna be there the whole time. Stop by the CEO booth. New merch
very cool command packs if you haven't bought them already, the packages that you
used to like, the tickets to play games with yes, promo code CEO.
You're gonna get a discount there and a gift from the boys. And
if you just are in the city and want to come bye and say hi,
the whole entry is free. Yep, this isn't This isn't a commandfest
or a magic con or whatever. You gotta pay one hundred dollars to walk
in the door. You just show up downtown for lunch. You can come
down, say hi to us and peace out. If you want to drink
some beer and then scram yeah, beat it, kick rocks, pound sand
at the beach in Vancouver. Yeah, make like a baby and head out.
Yes, we're gonna make like a chainsaw and leave. Uh what else
is there? Oh, there's some dirty ones, but I'm leaving it.
Final thought of the day, Final thought of the day. This deck is
super cool, mister Anderson. Thank you so so much for sending it in.
I'm always happy to be able to say o boy hat oh yes,
And I feel like I only have a few more weeks to do that before
we're inundated with furries and shit. You very much so. But we'll we'll
get to red Wall when we get to Red Wall. But in the meantime,
keep sending your decks in. Commander Cookout at gmail dot com. Or
in the deck list channel. Remember to tag me so I can see it,
because I'm not very good at Discord and I have a hard time navigating
it on my because it's because I was born in ninety three BC and that's
just how it is. In any case, thanks again for listening, thanks
for watching if you're watching on YouTube, which should be, and we'll see
you back here next week for another exciting episode of Commander Cookout podcast. In
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