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this week's episode of Final Vans. The

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original air date April the fourth of
nineteen fifty and the title as The Mimic

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Murder Case. Thank you, Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen. And now

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it's off to the alley. How's
that, mister Paine. M anybody can

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do that. Let's hear something else. Look, mister Payne, I can

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imitate anybody, anybody at all.
You just say who you want, I

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can imitate him. I've been doing
this kind of thing in night cups for

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years. M how about that meek
little fellow what's her name? Oh?

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You mean the fellow talks something like
this? Look, oh, I as

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far as just a little patient quiet. It's not the big noises that bother

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me. It's just a little trivial
anne no, I just like the burgeon

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of the beach. How's that,
m Danny. I want you to listen

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to something I have here on a
record too, mister pain If you want

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me to do some guy you know, made a speech on the radio to

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night I recorded it. Okay,
let's hear it. I want to play

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part of it back to you.
I listen only this. As a private

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investigator, I have encountered many crimes
and many criminals. My friend mister Markham,

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the District Attorney has asked me to
discuss several of both with you.

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First of all, I am certain
that the most difficult of all you heard

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that voice, Danny? Sure?
Sure? Can you talk like that guy

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there? Look? Just give me
the record in a couple of hours practice

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and I'll be able to do him
so good even his mother wouldn't know it

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wasn't him talking. M How much
do you make in that nightclub, Danny?

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You don't see anyone else here,
do you? Oh? I'm good

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for two fifty right now? Three
hundred sometimes anyone I'll do. That's that.

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I'll give you a thousand dollars to
talk like that guy on the record,

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a grand Just open my mouth.
No, not exactly. You'll have

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to keep it closed about this for
the rest of your life. Good morning,

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Alan, Good morning Vans? Or
should I call you Stephen Douglas or

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a Daniel Webster or a Cicerow.
Well that's a nice way to start off

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a day. What am I in
common with them? Don't tell me you

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didn't hear that speech you made at
the dinner last night. You were great,

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my friend. Mister Markham, the
District Attorney has asked me to discuss

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crimes and criminals. The most difficult
crime, in my opinion, is the

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simple crime, because in its lack
of incidentals. All right, all right,

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Elan, I made a speech last
night. Sounded to me like it

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lasted three weeks. Oh oh please, Actually it wasn't that though. Well

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that's nice to know. Anything in
the mail, any calls, No,

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nothing interesting except that mister Markham court
and said he'd drop in here on his

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way to court. He's got a
big case going to trial today. Yes,

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I know, the State versus Albert
Payne. That's the one. It's

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going to be quite a contest.
Markham tells me he hasn't too much evidence.

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So wonder to me is why you
don't get him morning? Nice tie

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vans? Oh like it. The
only thing I'd like better around your net

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would be me? Or am I
too forward? Well I wouldn't say that

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exactly. But you're an absolutely no
danger of bumping into that desk behind you.

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Thank you, John Calhoun. Well, hello, Markham, com just

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dropped in so you could wish me
luck in the case today. Man,

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Well glad you did. I hope
you don't have too much difficulty getting a

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conviction against Pain. Oh you're a
cinch. He too bad, you too

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aren't on the jury. Well for
fifty bucks, I could be kept however,

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all right, all right, but
I'll tell you now, I'd be

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one of the best jurors money could
buy if you cease. I know you

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know, a good secretary always anticipates
the wishes of our employer. No doubt.

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I wish I could being caught today, Markham, But I'll show up

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tomorrow. You want to be under
a full head of steam by then,

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I certainly hope. So as I
understand it, Pain has created quite a

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defense for himself while he's been out
on bail. But we'll worry about that

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when we come to it. And
that's the good attitude. Say, I

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don't think you know the sequel to
the Ivory murder case to you or the

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one we worked on last week.
Yes, is there a sequel? Well,

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not exactly a sequel, but that
African native was deported this morning.

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Oh, I certainly was going to
make a beautiful mistake in that case.

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If you had an into advance,
you'd have found the real murderer eventually,

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Mark, perhaps, perhaps, But
when you told me I was on the

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wrong track. I stopped my activities
immediately only believed me. I didn't know

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any reason other than your request.
It all turned out well, didn't it.

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It most certainly did well then,
and I guess i'd better get going

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to course. Thanks for everything.
Vance, keep your fingers crossed, and

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I'll get a conviction against Albert Pain
before the week is over. I will

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mark him. I'm sure you'll see
to it that the pain is removed from

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the public. Steve, look out
who you pushing unnot your brains out who

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you're pushing it, Steve, Holy
manger, what you almost did? What

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did I almost do? You almost
walked under that their ladder? So what?

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So what Steve, that's the worst
thing you could do. Good thing.

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Mister Pain didn't know it was a
ladder on the way. He never

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would have sent this. Never,
the boss ain't superstitious, dope. He

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sent us to grab a girl.
He wouldn't if we had to walk under

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a black cat. He wants that
guy grabbed and with the guys that can

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do it, except if he's wearing
a black hat. You know you can't

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never grab a guy wearing a black
hat. It's unluck. And we take

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any more time getting to that guy
where after it will be unhealthy for us.

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You've got your gun issue all right, now, keep it handy.

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Might have to bang this guy on
a beat with it in case he wants

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to argue. Hey, yeah,
you know what the finest character, don't

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you sure? I got his address
the Harris apartments and his name is written

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right here. Fil Oh, Vance, stop riding here, driver, mister

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Vans lives here. Well, I
think it was very nice for me to

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take you home, don't you,
Vans? It was charming, romantic and

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on the way to your apartment.
But thanks Ellen, Alphonio. As soon

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as I get cleaned up, I'll
be waiting right. Okay, you ain't

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going anywhere except with us. What
your final Vans? Ain't you? Yes?

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But I don't know. You don't
have to know nothing except this is

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a gun that's shoving you around.
We got a cut, Vans, and

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you're coming with us. Sorry,
I have a previous incase. Stevie.

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Stevie, let the guy alone.
He's poison. I just saw a star

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fall down. It's bad lucks.
Do you think that's bad luck? What's

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your opinion of this? We can
take him, Jerry, He's only one

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car. Yeah, but he fights
like it was nine clipping with that gunny

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you like. I told him,
Oh, what a joker that character was.

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What a battle he put up,
right, Jerry, Yes, sure,

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Stevie Loo, come on, let's
drag him in the cart. Mister

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Panish, you're gonna be proud of
using right. Hey, you know I

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just thought of something. That falling
star you saw. Maybe it is a

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sign of bad luck. Sure was
unlucky for Vans. Order in this proceed

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with your examination of the defendant,
mister District attorney, Thank you, your

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honor. Mister Payne, are you
or were you the head of the ACME

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Development Corporation? No, I am
not, and I never was. The

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State will prove that the ACME Development
Corporation was a dummy organization set up to

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swindle the public. M We will
also prove that although your name did not

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appear in the corporation papers, you
were the actual head of the ACME company.

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Objection, your honor sustained. I'll
a phrase that statement. The state

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will excuse me. Mister Markham,
your honor please me. I have a

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moment to talk to his court attendant
granted, thank you. What is a

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joke? I telephone call for you, mister Markham. Finow Fans says,

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I tell you that it's oh,
something to do with the trial now going

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on. He says, it's urgent. Did you talk to him right away?

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Thank you, Joe. You're on
a please, mister district attorney,

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you're on a please with the court
right a five minute resists. It's quite

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important order in the court. The
god sees no objection. Step down from

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the witness stand, mister Paine,
please five minutes resist, which chalon,

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Joe. I'll just follow me,
mister markamside. Yes, Vance shure sounded

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luck. You have something awfully important
after the trial was going on. I

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said yes. He said to get
you to the phone room, so I

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got your thanks again. I tried
to reach Vance this morning at his office,

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but he hadn't shown up. His
secretary he told me he was supposed

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to call her last night and he
didn't. Rants must have been doing some

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work on this case. I wouldn't
know about that. There's the phone though.

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First of all, Oh, thank
you, hello, Markam. I'm

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sorry I had to get you out
of that courtroom, but it was imperative

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that I did. Well, what's
wrong, Vance, where have you been.

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I'll explain that when I see you. All I can tell you is

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that you have the wrong man on
trial. Pain is innocent. What It's

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definite, Markham, and I can
prove it. What's more so can he.

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I think we can get him on
a more serious charge. Though,

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Wait a minute. What I want
you to do is ask for a dismissal

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of the charge against him. But
I can't do advance. If I do,

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he can't be tried again for this
crime anyhow, regardless of what evidence

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you have. I know that,
my friend, but please do as I

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say. I've never let you down, have I know? But this is

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to be your good. Pain has
evidence that can disprove everything. You clean

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withdraw the charge against him. I'll
explain everything when I see you. You

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always say that you always do,
but I will suck you down, Markam.

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Will you do as I say?
Yes, yes, I'll do advance.

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But if you don't do as you
say, I can take my career

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and send it right back to law
school where it started. Thank you,

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Thank you very much. And maybe
you can recognize this movie character who says

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I was standing on the car.
I O nice party met the Pain.

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It could be nice after all,
this is a celebration because the DA was

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nice to me. Drop the charger. Yeah yeah, you made sure he

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You're smart? That kid doing the
impersonations on on the floor, Hell he

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do he mean? Skip it?
The only thing that mister Jerry, where'd

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you get that? Ye met the
chin pain? That guy I had tied

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up, that advanced guy? What
about him? I was taking him out

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in the car and knock him off. Like you said, his hands was

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tied, but I let him smoke
a cigarette and I guess he burned the

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ropes or something. Next thing I
knew, he jumped me and knocked me

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cold and beaten. Stevie, I
told you that falling star, Remember I

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told you, man's got away.
Yes, Jerry, I'll take care of

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you later. Wait a minute,
I and everybody thanks for coming, but

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the party's over. I had a
big day and I've got to get to

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sleep. Well, mister Pain,
thanks for everything. I guess I'll be

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going on. Wait a minute,
Danny, you did a good job on

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those impersonations. I want to thank
you. You did fine with the dome,

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mister Pain. Everybody's gone now,
force the joints cleaned, right,

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Steve sure is all right to to
grab this Danny guy say, I was

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the idea how to do nothing?
What do you want with me? I'm

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sorry, Danny, but with Vans
alive, I can't let you be bad.

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Who's he? He's the one man
who'll know you impersonated his voice.

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Yeah, but he'll get you to
talk. No, I can't let that

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happen. Hey, don't wait a
minute, Pain, Wait a minute.

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The force is gonna use a knife
on this guy. Just keep holding them,

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hold Pain, you gotta favorite.
I didn't let him drop. Boys.

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You know something, Jerry what this
guy? He's a great impersonator.

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Even when he kicked off, he
died just like Jimmy Keg. This is

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just a Dettorney Markham, the case
I started to work on is over over

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because I withdrew charges against Albert Payne, a man I believe was guilty.

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I did so at the request of
Final Vance. Request made me on the

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telephone while a trial was in progress. My concern is very great because I

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haven't been able to reach Vance since
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this reason, I'm working late in
my office hoping that I'll hear something it.

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This attorney Markam was speaking. This
is Ellen, mister Markham. Any

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word from vain No, Ellen,
not since he called me at the courtroom,

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You've heard nothing, no, not
a word, And I'm awfully worried.

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He never showed up at the office
today. At least we know he

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was all right about two pm when
he telephoned me. That's something. Are

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you sure it was? Well,
I'm reasonably sure. I was sure at

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the time, but in view of
what's been happening right now, I'm not

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so certain, Sherry. Are you
shoving show around the shovel? What do

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you think I'm doing? I'm shoving. Oh, you ain't easy to push

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this gelope up a hill. You. I'll just be happy you ain't in

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it when it goes over that cliff. See how happy I am? All

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right here? We are that hell
out it? Do? It's Steve?

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Yeah? Yeah, Oh. Anybody
ever finds a record this Gelloppe down there,

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they can know. So he'll get
a good look at what was once

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a pretty good mimic Danny Dunk.
Now, Steve, look, I wonder

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how he liked being pushed up this
hill. Stop talking like that about a

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dead guy, Steve. That's unlucky
you and you're unlucky. Everything's unlucky,

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all right, all right, come
on, let's get this. Heapo with

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a cliff now already, yes,
sure, here we go. Push their

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seat cold, let's rry like they
say in the books. That's that.

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Yes, yes, I have the
details. A crash was heard, investigated

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and you found a batter Jelope at
the bottom of the cliff, and it

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was a man who had been knife
to death. Was Janny Duncan, a

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nightclub entertainer. We'll call you back
if there's anything else, I'll do that.

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Thanks for calling. Hello, marcol
Thanks am I glad to see you.

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Where have you been? What's happened? I've been knocked out right now

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and taken for a ride, Markham, I'm here now, sit down,

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man, and very anxious to get
to the bottom of all this. What

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was that call you made me the
quarter room this afternoon? Call I made?

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Certainly you telephone me to ask for
a dismissal of charges against Albert Pain

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and I did, Markham? I
never called you. What? No,

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I don't tell me that I recognize
your voice. A vants listen to me

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you definitely, I definitely would.
I know what's happened now? I just

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got a report of the murder of
a nightclub entertainer, Danny Duncan, a

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very well known memic. Yes,
that's it. Then it was Duncan who

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called me and pretended to be you. You were kidnapped to prevent your coming

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on the scene and spoiling Pain's planned
to have me drop the case against you.

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Well, certainly looks like we've been
outsmarted, doesn't it. I could

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have sworn that was you on the
telephone, and you've done similar things before.

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Vants called me and asked me to
lay off something until you could give

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me conclusive evidence. I know,
and apparently Pain you that too. In

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order for his plan to be fool
proof, Markham, you had to kill

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Danny Duncan. Well, the next
time he goes to trial, I personally

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guarantee it will be for murder.
Hey, Steve, Yeah, look around

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quick as anybody following him us?
Are you kidding? Of course not?

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Who would be following us? I
don't know. I looked around a couple

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of times only I didn't see nobody. But I kind of feel like there's

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somebody following step being stupid. I'm
not being stupid. Not Wait a minute,

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wait, just stop him. I
listen, hit it. Hear that

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Steve? So it's somebody else on
this shity. There ain't nobody on the

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street, nobody but us. Maybe
it's that Danny Duncan. Come back to

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Stevens. What's the matter with you? Nobody's there? Are you getting yellow

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something? But Steve? Come Steve. I'm afraid, I'm awful afraid,

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my dear mister Vans. Everything you've
said to me may be true, but

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you should be the first to admit
that it might also be pure conjecture.

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I know pain. Perhaps you didn't
hire the mimic Danny Duncan to imitate my

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voice after having a couple of your
men kidnaped me. Perhaps you didn't kill

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Danny Duncans so we could never tell
what he knew. And perhaps I would

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have beaten the case that state had
against me even without the phone call you

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insist I had Duncan make Vans.
Don't you see how hopeless this is and

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how helpless you are to do anything
about it. I don't often lose my

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tempa pain, really, and I'm
making an exception in this case. You

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listen to me, take your hands
off my coat. I'm finding it hard

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to keep them off your throat.
Why don't you listen? You had a

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couple of mugs beat me up.
I don't like that. I don't like

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you, I said, foot I'm
glad you did that. I'm going to

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return it. I won't help this
case, but it will give me some

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set his faction fight. You don't
think I have anything on you? Do

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your pain? Come on, get
up and talk. That's right. I

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don't think you have a thing on
me. I bet my life you don't.

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Don't look now pain, But that's
exactly what you're betting. Steve,

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Steve, he's Steve. Hey,
what's going on in here? Jerry Stevens.

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Somebody in this house. I heard
a window opening a minute ago.

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I heard it. I tell you, Steve, it's Danny Duncan. Like

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I said, he's come back.
Will you shut up and go back to

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sleep? I can't and I ord
to go. You hurt footsteps. Danny

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Duncan is dead. You know that. Sure? I know that's why he's

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come back, Steve. Because he's
dead, and we helped killed him.

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We were holding him when mister Paine
stabbed him, but looked stupid. Danny

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Duncan is God, but Steve here, but I'm here. If you bother

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me again, I'm gonna come in
and work over you myself. Now Clod

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to sleep, Steve, don't call
stay here with me, Steve. Jerry,

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Wake up, Jerry, Jerry,
wake up? Who is it?

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Who's in the room? Screamed Jerry. Don't turn on that light. Don't

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do anything. Just listen to me. Who are you? Who you want?

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You know who I am? Oh? No the rest, Jerry.

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Never help me get revenge on the
man who took me. Wake get out

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of here. Your voice down,
Jerry. You don't want Steve be You

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know no about Steve. I know
about everything. Please, Jerry, I'll

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be with you the rest of your
life unless you do his eyes. What

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do you want? You know who
killed the boys and tell them no I'm

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Jerry, or you will never sleep
another night. You asked me to keep

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my fingers across Markham. Now it's
your turn. It's hard driving the cart

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way, but I'll do it.
You haven't any further to drive, my

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friend. This is Paine's house.
Oh, come on in with me.

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Okay, I'm right about everything up
to here. This case should be over

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soon. That's the best news I've
had all day except for one thing.

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Pain is an extortionist and steps into
larceny very often, but I didn't have

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too much evidence against him, although
he of course didn't nobody anyhow. No,

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I don't feel quite so badly good. I feel partially respected inside the

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house fan So shots came from inside. Let's go dry the door, Markham,

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it's open this way. They came
from this door here right as I

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live. It wasn't very long.
I guess what's going on here, Paine.

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Pretty obvious, isn't he. Markham's
man broke in here with a gun

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and he's still holding it, fired
at me. I got my gun and

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shot him. What brings you here? And watch with your friend Vans?

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I think this is it for you? Pain? M What makes you say

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that? Vance Jerry came here to
tell you he was going to the police

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because he believed it was the only
way he could keep Danny Duncan's spirit away

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from him. Danny Duncan, who's
that? No? No, Danny,

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I did what you said. I
told mister Pain, I was going to

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the police. I wanted to walk. Well, you really killed Jerry this

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time, didn't you, Paint?
Could I had him finish what he was

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saying. Could you you know my
story? Vents? He broke in here.

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I shot him in self defense.
It wasn't self defense. Just now,

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Pain, you murdered him right in
front of us. Your story won't

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stand up now. You won't stand
up very long either, Markham. Wait,

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flick at the guns, get away
from me. Yeah, that's better.

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Now, both of you stay right
where you are. Don't take a

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step fence, don't why not.
I'm coming to get you, Pain.

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Don't take another step vance, don't
do it? All right? I warned

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you. It only holds six shots, you know, Pain. Now I'll

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take good hit away. Markam is
just here. That does it. You'll

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find the third member of this trio
hello, named Steve, at a house

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on Central Street. Okay, you
have a real case against Pain now,

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Markham. He'll never beat this one. That is, if you don't telephone

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me during his trial. I'll never
do that again, Markham, No more

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telephone calls. Any Time I ask
you to do anything, it will be

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in person. Thanks. Perhaps you'll
tell me how this Jerry individual came to

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be here at Pain's house, and
what's more important, how you knew this

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case would be broken here, I'd
tell you, but I don't dare.

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I promised Ellen she'd be the first
to know. All right, you don't

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mind, do you? No?
Not really say you hit that pain pretty

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hard. He's still out, yes, but he's breathing. And I'm sure

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when you get him to trial,
you'll take care of that little detail,

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won't you, Markham. The only
thing I don't understand, Dance, is

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what made that Jerry character go after
pain. I knew he would, Ellen,

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I knew he was superstitious. I
found it out when he and Steve

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jumped me the night you dropped me
off, oh and later while we were

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in the car in which he was
supposed to kill me. So you worked

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on that superstition. Definitely, it's
a powerful motivation, Ellen. A superstitious

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individual will go to almost any lengths
to remove what he considers a hex.

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Yes, I know. I followed
him along streets, making sure he could

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hear me, but keeping out of
sight, opened a window in his house,

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even sneaked a public addressed system into
his bedroom to plant the idea that

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I was Danny Duncan's ghost. Pretty
good planning, i'd say, and as

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much as it sent him after pain
That's what I did it for. He

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got to Pains to warn him he
was going to the police. Before Markham

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and I had a chance to get
there, Paine thought he had to kill

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him. What I'd like to know
is what made you such a brave man?

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How come he walked right up to
pain when he had a gun in

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his hand, a gun he had
just used to kill Jerry. I had

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heard six shots, Ellen, the
gun was a revolver that only whole six

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shots. Well, you say you'd
heard six shots, my friend, to

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use your favorite expression. Didn't it
ever occur to you that Jerry might have

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fired one or even two of those? Certainly it did. Only Jerry carried

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an automatic and the safety catch was
still on. I noticed that when it

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was in his hand as he was
lying on the floor. So I really

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wasn't so brave, was I?
Oh? I can say? Is It's

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a good thing you can count fans. Otherwise a bullet would have started right

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toward you. Well, let's not
be concerned with anything starting, Ellen,

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Let's just remember that this is the
end of the mimic murder case. Welcome

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back. Well an interesting case.
I do like the concept in that it

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has a criminal playing on Barcom's unquestioning
deference to Vance, and it was a

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clever plot as far as it went. Of course, by killing the mimic,

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our criminal essentially gave the game away. It would have been better just

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to let Danny live and hope he
didn't talk, or better yet, not

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to have hired a local mimic who
was famous as a nightclub performer. I

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also had to chuckle about Vance's claim
about not being someone to lose his temper,

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given all of the fight scenes we've
heard Vance being. Now in terms

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of the imitations, the first voice
that the mimic was doing was an impersonation

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of Fred Allen, and then the
meek guy was Victor Moore. Moore is

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probably best remembered for the Home It
Happened on Fifth Avenue, where he played

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the iconic role of Aloysius te McKeever, a homeless guy who squatted in the

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mansion of wealthy people who had left
town for the Winner. Actually listened to

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the Luxur Radio Theater version of that. It was really fun. I think

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I want to see the movie.
He also voiced Clarence in the radio version

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of It's a Wonderful Life for Luxur
Radio theater, and he had this really

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unusual relationship with the Jimmy Duranty Show
where he wasn't really announced as the co

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star, but he spent like two
years appearing in every episode. Yes,

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after Duranty's previous partner was Victor Moore, they decided they needed some more to

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play off of him, which of
course brings us to the third voice,

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which was Jimmy Duranti. The Great
Snawzola listener comments and feedback now Angel writes

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over on YouTube follow what a magnificent
mannequin. Besides him, Ned Flanders is

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a blush Hell's Angel, and besides
daa Markham follow Vans looks like Einstein.

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Both are actually suited to today's world. While I'm far from a Simpson's officionado,

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I think I can count the number
of episodes I've seen on one hand.

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I sincerely doubt that Ned Flanders has
the fighting prowess of Fillow Vans.

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So I think that Fillow Vans is
definitely cooler than Ned Flanders, and that

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may be one of the greatest compliments
I've ever paid. Vance. Now it

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is time to thank our Patreon supporter
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dollars and fourteen cents or more per
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support, Doug, and that will
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encourage you to follow this podcast using
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the podcast out. We'll be back
next Thursday with another episode of Final Vans,

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but listen tomorrow for yours truly Johnny
Dollar and the conclusion of the Amy

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Bradshaw Matter where You'll here be seeing. I doted on my way over to

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the Criterion Theater. I thought about
Pomeroy, a rugged customer, and I

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felt he was one more who wouldn't
let anyone stand in the way of anything

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he wanted to do. After the
show, I picked up Amy backstage and

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took her back to department. She
looked very tired and didn't say much.

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We said good night at the front
entrance and I started walking along the sidewalk.

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Then I spotted somebody in the shadows
across the street. Again. Watching,

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I could tell from ass hat and
coat he was the same one who'd

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been there the night before last.
I kept on walking until I reached the

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corner, then circled halfway around the
block to an alley and edged up on

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him from behind. He didn't see
me until I dove at him. Well,

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Bill York, what are you doing
here? So you haven't been there

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amy for a long time. I
hope you'll be with us then. In

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the meantime, do send your comments
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