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Welcome to episode eighty one of Get
Out Alive, a bi weekly podcast about

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animal tacks, why they happen,
and how we can avoid them. I'm

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your host, Ashley, and I'm
your guest host, Nick my guest.

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I'm the guest. Hello, welcome
back. Thanks. I'm sure you've gotten

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a lot of listeners to the last
time I was on. Do you want

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to explain my animal expertise to the
audience? Would you like to explain your

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expertise or lack there? Yeah?
I have not No, I'm just a

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dude. I'm just making Oh we
did this together. There's been plenty of

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people who've been like, where's Nick? Please bring Nick back? And I

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know that it I feel like I
explained it at least one time. Maybe

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that it's just it's a lot.
You work a lot, and you work

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rough hours and it's a lot of
work to do this. Yeah. Yeah,

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no, it was. It was
a bit. It was a lot.

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So life is simpler now. Yeah, that's cool for you still tired

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of shit? Great? So this
episode was voted on by patrons at patreon

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dot com, and they specifically requested
that Nick be back for this because we're

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talking about chimps, and that is
our thing. I'm always down hate.

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Yeah, we specifically hate chimps,
so it only was fitting. And if

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you want to add free episodes,
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sent out this week, join us
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the gift that I got? Yeah, yes, you forgot one. It's

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yeah, enjoy it. Pretty nice
and perfectly time for this time of year.

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All right, So nick this is
a new thing since you've last been

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here. So we used to do
the Patreon shout outs for like new Expert

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Survivalists, and now instead we are
reading reviews. Oh my god, I

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love it, Nicko. Would you
like to hit us with a review?

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So this is from Frustrated with Twitter
on Apple Podcasts. Apparently that's the user

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name, is what I'm being told
the review is guess introducing their pronouns exhausting,

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better after the male host left.
Thanks for that, appreciate it.

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Don't quite understand the the correlation there, how they guess introduce themselves introducing their

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pronouns is exhausting and then better after
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I'm the other end of that spectrum. I don't quite understand this. Also,

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if you've listened for long enough to
hear enough guests say their pronouns,

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which, first of all, I
ask them to. I ask everyone to

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say their pronouns, because I think
it's as basic as like you saying your

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name, and just it's so funny
that they're like pronouns are exhausting. Can't

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be challenged to remember the male host
name though he's just a dude. So

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if you listen long enough to know
the pronouns but not Nick's name, if

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I could just be like serious about
it for like one second, because this

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specifically bothered me with everything going on
in the world right now between like Israel

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bombing Palestine and the war still happening
in Ukraine, and we're talking about Africa

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in this episode and there's literally still
children sold into slavery in Africa, And

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the thing that exhausts you to the
point that you have to go tell people

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about it is hearing one second of
audio people introducing themselves like that is the

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thing that gets you. But you
aren't exhausted enough that you can take the

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time to write a review about it. What a privilege. Moving on,

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we appreciate it. Yeah, And
if you'd like to leave a five star

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review in say nice Things, do
it we appreciate? Oh yea, I

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think it was three out of five. It was three. Yeah it's bad,

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which I was like, I can't
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it just popped up and it was
very funny. All right. Anyways,

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So if you have not heard episode
fourteen of this podcast, we in that

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episode discussed the story of Travis the
pet chimp fucking wild one. Yeah.

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That was like one of the most
brutal episodes I think we've ever had probably

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Yeah. Yeah, so definitely listening
to that one if you want context as

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to chimps horrify us. That is
like the story that made me not like

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chimpanzees or not want to be around
them. I think it's like a better

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phrasing from like when we're kids.
Like that was a well known one,

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So that wasn't just like a sense
of podcast that's like been my micro life

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growing up. Have not liked chimps? No, same, Yeah that was

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two thousand and nine, that attack
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I've been like absolutely not. So
now. Also, I was at

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a wedding this weekend. My brother
got Mary. Congrats Kyle and Amanda.

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Uh So, if my voice is
scratchy, it's because I was screaming for

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like two days straight. It Okay, So before we even continue into the

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whole chimp thing, like the attacks
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of the nature of like how strong
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the stories that we're talking about today
can be really graphic and they do involve

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mostly children. Oh yeah, So
keep that in mind. And normally on

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podcasts, like if we're talking about
like one specific species, I like to

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do like a little background, and
I don't think we've We've never done like

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a fully chick like wild chimp episode, So I don't think we've talked much

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about like chimps where they're supposed to
be, because Travis, that episode was

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about a chimp in Connecticut, not
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bit. Just a backtrack to apes, Nick, what's the difference between an

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ape and Emma? Oh oh h
the opposable thumbs? No, oh my

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god, I've asked you this question
at no less than five times on this

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punch apes and monkeys, the different
tail, yes, yes, thank you,

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Okay, which one has the tail? The monkeys have tails. Nice.

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Yes, there are more differences than
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like the easiest difference. So chimps
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and Central Africa. And a recent
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largest study of gorillas and chimps ever, had fifty four co authors from several

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organizations and government agencies that I will
not list here because there are so many

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it would take so long. But
researchers collected field data during foot surveys carried

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out over a ten year period.
So it spanned the range of both western

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low gorillas, which their scientific name
gorilla, gorilla, gorilla, Oh yeah,

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super easy, and then the central
chimpanzees, which is pan troglodits trogloditis.

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Sure, sure, I could say
anything and you would believe. So

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they surveyed an area that was seventy
two thousand square miles equivalent to the size

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of the state of Washington. Damn
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most remote forests on the African continent, and they found that population numbers were

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actually higher than they previously thought.
However, eighty percent of the gorillas and

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chimps that they studied lived outside protected
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in protected areas, the gorillas and
chimps thrived, but outside those protected areas

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they face capture for pet trade,
illegal logging and habitat destruction, and illegal

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poaching. And the poaching has become
especially a problem because the bush meat trade

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has become commercialized. There is still
some like subsistence bush meat hunting happening,

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but now it's also a thing that
like rich people in earth areas want as

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like a delicacy. Chimpanzee meat is
that like a thing. So I don't

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think it's like people going out and
seeking out chimps specifically, but I think

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it's people leave out snares and then
chimps happen to get caught in them,

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so they just kill them and eat
them anyways and then sell it as generic

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meat. Yeah, I don't know
if I don't know if that's the thing

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that people ask for, because also
there's obviously ginormous zoonotic disease risk because we

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share so much DNA with them,
So like it's kind of how aid's happened,

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and there's things like ebola, and
yeah there's a lot, but like

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how it tastes that's a more important
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I And like, at what point
is it just too close to like eating

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a person? You know, No, it's it's not a person. I'm

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not going to go there, like
no, no, no, no,

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it ain't. Oh I went the
cannibals. But like I just wonder how

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it tastes. If it's good,
then like all right, like I can

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be convinced. No, no,
I can't because it's terrible. And we

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would never do that. No,
never mind, I caught myself. I

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would never eat a change to growing
in learning. It's a bad thing.

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We're not going to do. We
do not support the consumption of no,

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no, no, no, no, no no. Yeah. So,

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chimpanzees are still considered endangered by the
IUCN Red List and are extirpated from four

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countries that they were originally found in, meaning that they were native to four

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countries that they no longer exist in. So we are going to end this

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episode talking about a pet chimpanzee story, but the majority of this episode is

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going to be focused on like wild
chimps. So, wild chimps live in

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family groups, typically like six to
ten individuals, but an entire community made

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up of multiple family groups can sometimes
encompass one hundred individuals, so this is

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called fission fusion, which means that
they'll break up into smaller groups, which

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is the fish, and sometimes those
small groups come together to form a larger

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group the fuse. Put that together
yourself. Yeah, so I feel like

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we're both pretty tired. So if
the energy is lacking, our beds fernday.

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So sometimes leadership in these groups is
attributed to a singular male, but

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other times multiple males will serve as
leaders. And unlike many other animals where

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females stay in the area where they're
born and then males take off, chimps

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the opposite. So males will typically
stay in the community and then as they

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get older, females will leave to
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like new families in different areas.
Not true. So according to live science

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dot com, chimps are one point
five times stronger than humans because they have

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more fast twitch muscle fibers than humans, which is good for strength and speed,

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whereas we have developed more slow twitch
muscle fibers better for endurance and traveling

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long distances and in general, especially
like conversations, you and I have had

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nick. I think we think of
chimps as like really aggressive animals, and

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males are like especially known to be
aggressive. And this is especially true if

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they are like if the males are
the dominant ones in the chimpanzee community.

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And we've talked before personally, and
I think on this podcast about like chimpanzee

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wars, where like there are like
essentially these communities that will literally go to

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war with one another with neighboring communities. Yes, and that is true,

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that does happen, but sometimes males
from one community will form like a small

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group and they will go into a
neighboring community to assassinate one specific chimp.

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Yeah, so that is the level
of like intelligence and aggression that we are

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talking about. Oh, is that
a hit squad going after people? Which

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is horrified because they also are really
quiet when they move through the forest,

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so they can be silent and like
literally assassinate each other. Don't piss off

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a chimpanzee. And that's why we
don't support them being pets. Facts.

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So there's also a recent study.
This is like almost a little irrelevant,

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but I thought it was interesting.
So it describes for the first time like

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in scientific literature. Chimpanzees killing gorillas? Whoa really so? On two occasions,

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a team of researchers in the Luango
National Park in twenty nineteen observed a

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group of chimpanzees coordinate attacks on a
group of gorillas. There were two male

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gorillas and a group of female gorillas, most of which escaped this attack,

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but two infant gorillas got separated during
one of the encounters and were killed by

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the chimpanzees. So they were launching
an attack at all the gorillas in general,

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but it was the infant ones that
were killed yep. Which I don't

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know if that's any constellation or any
less horrifying. It's just kind of wild,

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like I would I'd imagine grilla really
kind of tear chimpanzee apart, fanned

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off a chimp, yeah, because
they're so much bigger. But this was

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especially surprising the researchers because historically there
have been a lot of peaceful and even

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like playful interactions between chimps and gorillas
in the wild, which made these observations

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pretty groundbreaking, and researchers assumed that
it was due to their shared food sources

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being limited at the time, so
sometimes there are deadly conflicts, like within

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those chimpanzee communities that I mentioned,
like between family groups in one community,

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but it's not nearly as common as
between neighboring communities. But the worst conflict

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within groups is infanticide, which is
when males, specifically most of the time,

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are the ones killing infants, even
infants that they may have fathers.

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Ooh, and I could not find
any sort of writing on why that may

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happen. I mean, it's I
know, it's like a thing that they

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do for other males offspring, for
like genetic reasons, right, but it

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may puts the mother into fucking pregnancy
mode. Again, quicker, it's a

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thing with a lions, Yes,
exactly, it does happen with lions.

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But like you would think, if
the chimp was the father, why would

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he kill his own baby? And
I saw some reports saying like females might

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do it if there's like not a
lot of food to go around, they

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might kill their own baby. But
I feel like it's not like a hugely

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researched thing at this point, because
they're terrifying and they do whatever the heck

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they want. Yeah, that's why, you know, how like honey,

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badger. Don't give a fuck with
that thing. The new thing is like

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chimpanzee. Oh, chimpanzee. Never
give a fuck, never not never give

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a fuck. So, although male
chimps are more aggressive, they also reconcile

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with others the most. So after
a conflict with another chimp, males will

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often go back to the chimp that
they were fighting with and offer a hand,

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embrace and sometimes kiss to make up. Yeah, similar to well,

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not similar to banobos. So like
bnobo's we've talked about, they are another

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ape, but they are like the
flip side of chimps where instead of like

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being aggressive and having a lot of
conflict, they mostly love to resolve conflicts.

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So like the hippies of the ape
world, the hippies, I still

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don't want don't want to mess with
them. It's all no no, I

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all of them freak me out.
So yes, agreed. So I feel

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like personally for me, I've heard
a lot of stories about how aggressive wild

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chimps can be towards each other.
Because there was a lot of shows on

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like Animal Planet and stuff where it
would talk about like chimps. There was

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one specific show, chimp Eden.
I think it was I don't know if

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you ever saw that an Animal Planet, but it was a guy who had

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like a captive group of chimpanzees that
he would like rescue in Africa and then

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try to like make a community with
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May have seen something like that.
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remember like the show that was about
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where was like the two groups that
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like document the whole thing. Yeah, so I feel like, yeah,

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from what we've seen on the Animal
Planet and documentaries and stuff, we mostly

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have seen chimps attacking each other.
But I had never, until researching this

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episode, really looked into or heard
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So let's get into it. Our
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in western Uganda with the Samata family, and I will do my best at

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pronouncing all of the things that are
gonna come up good block. So specifically,

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we're talking about the Kayamajaka village and
the escalating issues they have been facing

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with wild chimpanzees. So this village
is just to east of Lake Albert and

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the ruin Zori Mountains, sure,
thank you. Within the Kagati district,

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and we're talking about the Samata family, who, like the others around them,

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had gardens to grow their own crops
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the area in which they live has
very rich volcanic soil and they get really

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decent seasonal rain. So there are
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grow crops such as corn, cassava, domestic fruits like papayas and bananas,

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and sometimes cash crops like coffee,
tobacco, sugarcane or rice. But the

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wild chimpanzees in the area had become
desperate for food. There were only a

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dozen or so living around this town, and at night they'd either sleep at

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the nearby eucalyptus plantation or in the
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But because so much of their habitat
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for humans farming, they have had
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and because there are no trees left
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through, they are forced to just
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their two legs, which often brings
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Yeah, not to mention that they
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like they all like the people and
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stream. Good. As of twenty
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had been growing more and more serious. So in the nineteen nineties, there

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were eight recorded attacks on humans by
chimps, seven of which were believed to

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be caused by a lone male in
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of those children attacked were torn apart, some of them partially eaten. And

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because this one specific male was a
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and he was finally hunted down and
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attacks seemed to be like somewhat opportunistic, not repeated specific attacks on human children.

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oh my god. Yeah, he
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And then in two thousand and two, at Gombe Stream National Park in

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Tanzania, which is the infamous place
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an adult male chimp stole and killed
a child. And then two thousand and

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five, back in Uganda near the
Bodongo Forest Reserve, there were four recorded

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chimpanzee attacks on children, with one
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been building to where we now come
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The mother of the family, Netageka
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four of her young children on July
twentieth of twenty fourteen. She was digging

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in a garden and turned briefly to
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and she didn't notice the large chimpanzee
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And when she turned her back,
the chimp grabbed the arm of her two

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year old son, Mujuni. The
boy screamed, which got the attention of

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other villagers, all of whom helped
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But because of their strength, the
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His arm was torn off, his
head was damaged, and the chimp

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opened his abdomen to tear out his
kidneys. The chimp stashed his body under

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some grass, which is where his
mother found him, and he was rushed

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to a nearby medical center, but
died on the way. Why don't know,

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I from what just the injuries alone. If it tore out his kidneys,

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that makes me think it was trying
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tore off his arm, ripped into
his at Oh my god. And this

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had to all happen really quickly.
If she was able to chase the chimp

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down, yeah, retrieve her son's
Oh my god. So after this horrific

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tragedy, the family stayed in their
home and erected a bamboo fence around their

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property to try to keep the chimps
at bay. But the chimps would continually

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come back and stare into their house, and this kept happening over months.

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The chimps would come back, easily, climbed the flimsy fence, sometimes bang

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on the family's walls, and just
stare into their home. What did this

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family do? I have no idea. And this poor mother and Netageka couldn't

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garden anymore, and her children were
sometimes her remaining children were sometimes too afraid

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to even eat well. I would
imagine so. Yeah. So, three

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years after the death of Mjunie,
the family abandoned their home for a rented

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room three miles away where they had
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And the mother remarks that, like, yes, we were safe from chimps,

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but we essentially launched ourselves back into
poverty because now we have nothing to

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show for it. Yeah. So
the chimps, even after the family left,

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continued returning to their old home,
breaking some of the windows and just

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staring into others as if confused why
it was now abandoned. One photographer set

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up at the family's old home two
months after they left and got pictures of

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the chimps returning every day for a
week, and they would sometimes bang on

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the walls of the home even though
the people had been gone, and the

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photographer it seemed like the reflections in
the windows specifically agitated them. So I

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have no idea why they specifically were
targeting this home and this family, and

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there's probably other houses with windows in
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one family. Yeah, that's insane. So as of twenty nineteen, when

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National Geographic released this story that we're
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this family left. So since twenty
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have been three more fatalities and half
a dozen injuries within this area in the

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town of Mooho row Row. I'm
assuming I'm saying that correctly. I'm assuming

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not. It spelled m u h
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better than I could ever do.
Thank you so much, so sorry.

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So on May eighteenth, in twenty
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the time and was in a cornfield
her mother. As her mother was farming,

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a group of chimpanzees grabbed Maculate and
took off. Her mother ran after

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the chimps, but they intimidated her
into backing off, so she ran to

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get help. A group of locals
and the town police searched for Maculate and

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found her in a patch of forest. She was in a pool of blood

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and her gut had been torn open
and her intestines had been spilled. So

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obviously did not survive this encounter.
But once again, it seemed like that

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all happened really really fast. What
the fuck? Why do we have to

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do it like so brutally? I
know, and so just five weeks later,

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in an eerily similar fashion, potentially, the same group of chimpanzees grabbed

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a one year old boy from a
nearby garden plot as his mother was gardening

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and made a break for a patch
of forest. But this time a group

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of villagers pursued and got the chimps
to drop the boy, who suffered a

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deep cut on his left leg but
survived the ordeal. But police reported that

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there were six other kids in the
town that town alone that had been killed

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by chimps around them this time Jeez. And then in twenty eighteen, a

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five month old was grabbed off of
a verandah while her mother was in the

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kitchen. And this is all like
in the same area within Uganda that I'm

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talking about right now. So the
mother heard her daughter's cries and made lots

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of noises chasing the chimps, and
they eventually dropped the girl and she was

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found unconscious in a nearby bush where
they had stashed her, but she survived.

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Wow. And then in another instance
that same year, a three year

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old girl was at a water well
with her friends when a male chimp came,

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scared her friends off, and then
ran away with her. Luckily,

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in this case, an elderly man
happened to be nearby and managed to scare

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the chimps enough that they dropped the
girl, and she too survived. But

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then again in a nearby village the
same year, this time a twelve year

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old boy was grabbed by a chimp
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like significantly older than a toddler now, and he too survived, but suffered

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a deep wound to his arm when
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oh, my God, Jesus,
there's so many more, and there

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is a story of I'm not sure
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of the twenty nineteen release of the
nat GEO article, she was older,

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but her name was Teddy attuher who
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this incident happened, but so she
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the Mukichanga village and she was at
the time alone in her home while her

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mother was out, and a chimp
entered her home. It dragged Teddy into

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a tree, where it made a
gash on her head, broke her arm

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and mutilated it badly before dropping her
out of the tree. So she survived,

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but her arm was so badly mangled
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and since then, both of her
parents have died. Her remaining siblings have

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either died or left, leaving her
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and she's had to work occasional odd
labor jobs, which obviously is not easy

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with one existing arm. No,
I imagine not yeah. And the most

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recent attack I found occurred in March
of twenty twenty three. Two month old

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a Roho Ahumuza and her family lived
in Kagati, which is a town in

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western Uganda. A Roho was in
her mother's arms when a chimp ran up,

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pulled her out of her mother's arms, and ran off. Her mother

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screamed for help and neighbors ran over
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and a Roho was found with serious
head injuries and was rushed to the

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Kagati Community Health Center, but unfortunately
was pronounced dead a few hours later.

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And the town of Kagati is close
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home to the highest number of chimps
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thy five hundred and in Uganda as
a whole, there was only five thousand

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chimps, and in Uganda, chimps
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them regardless of whether or not it
is in a protected zone. So like

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if it's in a national park,
can't kill them, even if it's outside

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the national park coming at you.
You can't kill them, even if it's

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like a self defense something like just
sorry, can't do it, yep,

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fuck man. So this so there
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like that chimp nicknamed Saddam that I
mentioned earlier, they gave out a

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permit to let him be killed because
obviously he was like a serial killer of

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human children. So and then also
in this area, there are the Bunyuro

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people and they are predominant in western
Uganda, and they tend to see chimps

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as like different from other animals and
don't view them as a food source at

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all. So you've got like a
local culture who sets them apart from other

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animals and doesn't want to generally kill
them for like any reason. And then

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you've got the government telling you that
you can't kill them, which all makes

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sense. But again, if it's
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it's kidnapping, when you're a kid, you should be able to do a

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little bit more, which I don't
know these people even had time to What

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the fuck are you supposed to do? When yeah, I'm sure so fast?

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though, retaliatory killings do occur,
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but chimps are in the area still
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like I was saying earlier, often
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So in Kabali National Park that I
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of their chimps have injuries caused by
snares, including one male in the park

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named Max, who lost both of
his feet. To say, oh damn,

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yeah, how does a chimpanzee keep
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So there was a picture of him, so in the Natio article I can

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link it. There was really stark
picture of him next to that girl Teddy

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who lost her arm. So it's
a picture of him hanging in a tree

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with no feet and her with one
arm. So I'm assuming he just swings

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around a lot on the trees.
I yes, So clearly no one is

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doing like everyone is suffering there like
the humans are suffering from the chimps,

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chimps are suffering from the humans.
This conflict between the chimps and the people

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reminds me a lot of what we
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where people in India are not allowed
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but they're also left with literally no
means to protect themselves. Yes, and

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they're either losing their lives or losing
their livelihoods and food to these animals that

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the government is not helping them with. So the Uganda Wildlife Authority knows of

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this ongoing conflict with chimps, and
despite the fact that chimps outside protected areas

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obviously as well as the ones.
But then national parks and reserves do fall

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under the authorities responsibility, chimps in
private forests don't, and they can't do

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anything to stop the clearing of these
few remaining private forest patches where the chimps

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eke out a living and as of
now, they're kind of just working in

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the area to raise awareness of this
problem and try to educate people on ways

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to stay safe, so there's no
way to prosecute people who are killing chimps

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on like this land that's bought be
forested. Well, I'm assuming like within

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the national park they have rangers who
it's their job to seek out the poachers.

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But I'm saying like on privately owned
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chimps live in those forests, the
wildlife authority in Uganda can't protect those chips

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dam. As you can imagine,
this is a controversial topic because you have

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cases like one boy named Ali who
in twenty nineteen, right before his second

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birthday, was taken by chimps.
The chimps nearly tore off his arm,

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broke his fingers, and cut his
thigh where his femoral artery was. And

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this was just up the hill from
where the Samata family lived that I mentioned

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in twenty fourteen. So the village
chairman, also the boy's uncle, said

404
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,799
it took Ali twelve hours to die
from his injuries. When National Geographic reporters

405
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,640
spoke to the family, they said
international conservation groups come around and try to

406
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,839
convince them that chimps are beneficial to
the environment and are good to have around,

407
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,559
but Ali's uncle said, quote,
we don't see any benefit. It's

408
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,400
killing our children fair, absolutely fair. That hard to argue with that.

409
00:28:52,519 --> 00:28:57,079
Yeah, yeah, So as it
stands now killing the chimps is not an

410
00:28:57,119 --> 00:29:03,759
option because if we start killing endangered
species, when would we stop. And

411
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,480
relocation is also not an option because
there's simply no habitat left. And then

412
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:11,279
also you can exactly like mix groups
of wild chimps with one another because they're

413
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:15,519
so aggressive. So for now,
there are small projects attempting to manage the

414
00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:21,079
situation, including reforestation projects, alternate
sources of income rather than farming, installing

415
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:23,640
fuel efficient stoves that use less firewood
so less need to cut down trees,

416
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,279
creating borehole wells where women and children
can safely gather water away from chimps,

417
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,599
and shade grown crops, which if
you listen to our Earth Day Bonus episode

418
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:36,759
on Patreon recently, we talked about
a ton of reasons why you should support

419
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:38,920
things like shade grown coffee or chocolate, and this is another great example as

420
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,279
to why, because you could be
helping people from being killed by chimpanzees.

421
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,680
So you know, food for thought, that's terrifying. It is that change

422
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,759
your entire whale life to make sure
you don't get dot by a fucking chimpanzee.

423
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:56,880
Yeah, damn yeah, on that
bright note, let's take a little

424
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:03,480
break for d Okay. So on
the flip side of those issues, you

425
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:07,920
also have the absolute idiots who,
despite these horrifying stories I just told you,

426
00:30:07,079 --> 00:30:11,720
think having a pet chimpanzee is a
good idea. Dummies. So let's

427
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,519
get into a recent story from Oregon. Se Yeah, I like this because

428
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:18,960
we can make fun of these people
for being dumb exactly. Well, and

429
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:22,519
you know, I guess before we
continue, Like we've talked about this before,

430
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:25,920
especially on the rhino episode that we
did, But like, I think

431
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,480
it's really easy to shit on poachers
and you know, the ones that are

432
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:33,000
doing it for like commercialized reasons and
that are like are wealthy, Like yeah,

433
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,160
fuck those people. But like people
who are subsistence hunting for bush meat,

434
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,079
they are often like not able to
access proteins. So like, I

435
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,880
understand the need to hunt, and
it's not easy enough to just be like,

436
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,319
oh, well fuck those people.
They shouldn't be doing this. Also,

437
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:51,400
it's Uganda. A lot of conflict
going on in Uganda, and my

438
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:55,799
point is it's like not an easy
issue to solve because it's like primarily a

439
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,680
human issue and a need for like
better resources for the humans, and then

440
00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:03,039
the chimps are just like an added
problem. But then the chimps are also

441
00:31:03,119 --> 00:31:07,200
facing their own problems because the humans. So it's not easy to fix.

442
00:31:07,319 --> 00:31:10,799
And so it all sucks, is
what you're saying. It all sucks,

443
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:12,400
and it seems like people are doing
the best they can with what they got.

444
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,839
But right now, I think the
big push is just to make people

445
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:18,359
in the area aware of ways that
you can like mitigate the conflicts with chimps.

446
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,920
But I also don't blame the people
for not liking the chimps that are

447
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,400
killing their children. No, and
we've said that about damn near every animal

448
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,640
that we've talked about in this show. Like yeah, people who don't like

449
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,920
the tigers in India are like yeah, no shit, yeah, and then

450
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,440
the government's not helping you and they're
like, well that sucks, but you

451
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,359
can't shoot them. Yeah, sorry
about that. Here's you know, two

452
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,319
hundred bucks. Yeah exactly. Yes, you got to have any kind of

453
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:45,799
like baypack plan, like apology lump
sum, like if if you get got

454
00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:49,319
by a chimpanzee. I couldn't find
anything like that. Well, that sucks.

455
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,680
But also, once again, Uganda
not a very rich country, so

456
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,680
I don't know if they'd even have
the resources to pay people who Well then

457
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,119
also it's like okay, well then
there's chimps, but there's also all the

458
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,559
other animals in Africa that could kill
you. So like, do you get

459
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:06,519
paid if your family members killed by
venomous snake? I don't know. I

460
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:12,160
mean I would imagine not, but
who knows. Yeah, So another issue

461
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,400
that I mentioned briefly up top facing
chimpanzees is the fact that young chimps are

462
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,839
stolen from the wild and sold into
the pet trade. And one of those

463
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:27,160
chimps we're gonna talk about now,
Tamra Brogotti, and her family lived in

464
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,759
Pendleton, Oregon, with their pet
chimp, Buck, who as of twenty

465
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:36,279
twenty one, had been part of
their family for seventeen years. As of

466
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:38,480
twenty ten, it is illegal to
own exotic pets like chimps in Oregon,

467
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:44,079
but in some cases pets like Buck
were grandfathered in because Tamra had a permit

468
00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:46,319
to own him before twenty ten.
And just a note, so I said,

469
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:50,799
twenty ten is when that became illegal. Travis, the pet chimp mauled

470
00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:53,559
Charlie Nash in Connecticut in two thousand
and nine. So I'm thinking that,

471
00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:58,359
like, maybe that legislation happened because
of that attack on Charlie. I wouldn't

472
00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:00,759
be surprised. I mean that was
a brutal one. Yeah, it should

473
00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:04,319
have happened way before that. Yeah, we never should have got to the

474
00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:07,160
point where you could own a chimpanzee, but here we are. So although

475
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,240
the family didn't use Buck for any
financial gain, like they didn't put him

476
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,440
on TV or anything, they just
had him as a pet, he was

477
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,880
still known to local authorities and was
known by PETA. Oh great, so

478
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,039
local authorities had quote flagged the family's
property in their online system, noting that

479
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:27,000
there was a dangerous animal living on
the product can make me agree with PETA.

480
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:30,000
Are you please don't do that just
a little bit, just in this

481
00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:34,720
one instance. I'm sorry. They're
not wrong one hundred percent of the time,

482
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,319
just a lot of the time,
but in this case they're not very

483
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:43,240
well Okay. So, in similar
fashion to Travis the pet chimp, Tamra

484
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,680
used to bring Buck with her into
town when he was younger to run errand

485
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:52,519
so people knew him by name and
Peta got involved because, despite the permission

486
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:55,599
from the state of Oregon to keep
Buck, Tamara wasn't exactly following her permit's

487
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,720
rules. She would allow Buck to
roam her ranch and walk around her home

488
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,319
like not contained at all, despite
the permit stating that the chimp would have

489
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,119
to stay caged, and there are
very specific dimensions for what the cages could

490
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:13,840
be. And there are pictures on
social media of Tamra four wheeling with Buck

491
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:16,840
with her on her property. And
there are also pictures which if you look

492
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:21,360
up this case online, like him
eating at their table out of a bowl

493
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,159
with a spoon, him eating Chinese
food out of like a to go container.

494
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:30,239
So he was treated like a literal
person. Ye, just like Travis.

495
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:37,119
The pet chimp was also the VET
listed on the permit for Buck lived

496
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:42,960
almost two thousand miles away in Missouri
and wasn't even licensed to practice an Oregon

497
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,320
I'm sorry, so I don't know
how that got out of the government's view,

498
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:52,800
but sure, all right, So
Peta somehow found all this out.

499
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,719
And also Tamra was posting pictures on
social media of Buck, so I think

500
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,559
that's probably how Peta like flagged that
this was happening. So in April of

501
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:04,079
twenty twenty one, Peta told the
State of organ about their concerns and about

502
00:35:04,119 --> 00:35:07,519
the breeches to the permit and said
that Buck was a ticking time bomb because

503
00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:12,079
he had so much contact with humans
but never got to interact with other chimps.

504
00:35:12,199 --> 00:35:15,000
Sir. So that all being said, let's get to June twentieth,

505
00:35:15,039 --> 00:35:20,039
twenty twenty one. Oh no,
which we just passed the anniversary. Oh

506
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,559
yeah. So Tamra, who was
sixty eight at the time, was at

507
00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:29,159
home with her fifty year old daughter
who is never named, and Buck at

508
00:35:29,159 --> 00:35:31,960
this time was at least seventeen.
I'm not clear on the age. That

509
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,239
was another thing Peter was mad about. They were like they lied about his

510
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,320
age in the permit. I don't
know, but at this time he was

511
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:43,440
around two hundred pounds. Oh my
god. So Tamra has not given details

512
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,440
on what exactly happened that day,
but she and her daughter were interacting with

513
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:52,679
Buck in some capacity where he was
like just walking around. When Buck attacked

514
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,639
Tamar's daughter. He bit her on
the thighs, the butt, the torso,

515
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,400
and her arms, but Tamra was
able to get her daughter away and

516
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:06,000
into the basement, away from Buck
who was left wandering on his own,

517
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:10,920
and the nine one one call was
released for this case. So I'm going

518
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,880
to edit a little bit so that
way I take out her address, but

519
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,960
I'm going to play the rest of
it here and we'll talk about it after

520
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:29,480
nine emergency directly across from the Theraf's
Department custom the Sheriff's department. We need

521
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:35,599
an ambulance and we need an armed
deputy. What's got my pet? Simpanzee

522
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:39,480
has attacked my daughter. She is
bleeding previously, and the animal has to

523
00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:45,599
be shot. It has attacked my
fifty year old daughter. She needs an

524
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:52,599
ambulance. The ambulance cannot get to
her because I've locked myself in the basement

525
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:57,679
with her. I can't get out
to get my own done on the patio.

526
00:36:58,039 --> 00:37:01,760
You're going to have to do a
headshot. Okay. Is she bleeding?

527
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:08,719
She's bleeding profusely, and she makes
an ambulance. Oh yeah, he

528
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:14,119
got he did her. We've got
them on the route right now. We're

529
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,280
sending a deputy right now. Hang
on one second, okay, the more

530
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,519
than one because they ate. If
the age gets to drop on me,

531
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:23,760
he's gone. To we're sending,
We're sending, We're sending Petalton as well.

532
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:31,079
There's no I've never seen anything like
this. He's got to be put

533
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:36,280
down. Okay, do you have
pressure on the wounds she's trying. I'm

534
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,280
trying to guard her from a two
hundred pound age, so I can't really

535
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:45,199
put pressure on it. Ma'am.
I'm uh uh. You're both locked in

536
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:49,280
the basement. Correct, we're both
locked in the basement. Yes, and

537
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,840
they've got to get to do a
headshot on the ape. Don't say,

538
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:58,440
oh, it's que that comes here. It will attack them. Oh boy,

539
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:04,199
oh boy. So it takes a
total of zero seconds to realize,

540
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,760
oh shit, I fucked up behind
in this thing in my house. Like

541
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:10,880
when they pop off. It takes
absolutely zero time to go from this is

542
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,079
my cute cully pet to shoot this
thing in the head. Oh see.

543
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:17,679
That's the thing. Besides the fact
that she was like so calm and also

544
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:22,559
sounded like annoyed at them, even
though she is the one who brought this

545
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,239
chimp that attacked her own daughter.
It's entirely her fault for owning this animal.

546
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,960
But like she was so calm.
I guess I mean you tell she's

547
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,320
stressing, Like she is definitely stressed. I mean it almost feels like you

548
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,239
can hear like the door rattling in
the background too, Like I don't know

549
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,840
if you heard that, oh really, And it could have been from the

550
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,480
the nine one to one operator side
as well, So I don't know where

551
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,840
this tun was coming from, but
it sounded like there was like a door

552
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,519
rattle going on there. Oh I
believe that. Oh my god, that

553
00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:52,519
is fucking terrifying. Yeah, and
I know, I thought it was interesting

554
00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:55,400
how she called him like the ape. Yeah, like it wasn't Buck,

555
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:59,159
it was the ape. And also
she was like, don't think he's cute

556
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:00,800
and cuddly. It's like I don't
think anyone who's gonna think that. No,

557
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,280
I mean you're calling nine one one
for a reason, like that thing's

558
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,960
getting shot, whether you want two
or not. Yeah. So an officer

559
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,559
did arrive, and there is bodycam
footage released of what happens, and I

560
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:17,639
watched it, so it's available online
if you want to see it. You

561
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,639
don't see, it's like not graphic. I mean you do see and hear

562
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,639
him shoot Buck, But essentially what
happens is Buck is inside his enclosure,

563
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:31,079
just pacing around, not vocalizing a
ton which is very different from the Travis

564
00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:35,840
the pet Chimp, because in that
nine one one audio you could definitely hear

565
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880
Travis in the background, but in
this case, Buck was like generally kind

566
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,800
of quiet and just pacing and at
one point you can like kind of hear

567
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,000
someone talk from the background. So
the officer asks if anyone's there, to

568
00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:49,800
which Tamra from the basement says yes, and she sounds like really clear.

569
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,639
So the basement did not seem very
far away from this enclosure where Buck was,

570
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,320
and in an annoyed tone, she
says, I need you to shoot

571
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,400
him. Wow. It's one thing
to be like hurry shoot him like my

572
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,960
daughter, but she was like shoot
him. They get it over with,

573
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,199
yeah, pretty much. So the
officer did shoot Buck, killing him with

574
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,599
a shot to the head. It
only took one shot per Tamra's request.

575
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,280
Good go for her, I guess, I mean, all right. Yeah.

576
00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:17,679
So once Buck was dead, emergency
personnel were able to escort her daughter

577
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,039
to the hospital and she's recovered since
then with the help of physical therapy.

578
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:28,000
But in response to this, Tamra
said things like, quote, my daughter

579
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,239
was losing blood. Emergency personnel needed
to get to her. There were no

580
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,880
options, and she also said,
quote, there was no pain. My

581
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
beautiful son folded forward and was with
God. There wasn't a twitch. He

582
00:40:40,079 --> 00:40:44,239
just went to be with God.
It was horrible, but it had to

583
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,679
happen. Okay, so these are
normal people, Okay, nothing nothing crazy

584
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:50,119
going on with these ones at all. Mm hmm okay, yeah, super

585
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:52,920
run of the mill. And she
also thanked the officer who shot Buck,

586
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:57,880
saying, quote, he sent Buck
to heaven and saved my daughter. It

587
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,119
was a horrible thing that happened.
For the rest of my life, I

588
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:05,719
will thank that man for what he
did. End quote. Wow. So

589
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,599
the reason I really like this episode
tooting my own horn, I guess,

590
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:15,320
is like we started with people who
live around these animals in the wild where

591
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,960
the animals are supposed to be,
and these people are suffering losing their children

592
00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:23,719
because chimps come to take and often
try to eat their children. And then

593
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:29,679
you have people here in America who
think they're cute and want them as pets

594
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,480
and invite them into their home.
And if that is not like the perfect

595
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:38,719
juxtaposition, like these two stories of
like how delusional some of us can be

596
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,920
sometimes, like that is it?
And then where they have no government to

597
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,199
help them, she just called Niama
one. That is a great point.

598
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,440
Yeah, the people in Uganda have
no government assistance to help them. I

599
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,760
mean, they do have police over
there that can like come try to help,

600
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,519
like save their children. But yeah, this woman invites a chimp into

601
00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:58,559
her home and then puts the officers'
lives at risk to fix the problem that

602
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,039
she started. I mean, my
my biggest thing is like they had this

603
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:04,679
show for how long seventeen years,
fourteen years, almost seventeen years. Yeah,

604
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,840
and it again in a moment,
just flip the switch, like kill

605
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,000
this thing, like right now,
that's that's insane. That's insane. Yeah,

606
00:42:13,039 --> 00:42:15,199
clearly it's not an anie we should
be having if he can flip on

607
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,320
it that quick. Yeah, And
like I said, she didn't tell anybody

608
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:22,159
any details of like what exactly led
to the attack on her daughter. But

609
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,360
another thing that bothers me with like
this story and the Travis story, is

610
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,559
like it's never the person who owns
the chimp. Yeah, it's never the

611
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:31,559
person who is directly responsible. It's
always somebody else that suffers. Yep,

612
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,880
you can't fucking control them? No, no, I mean, how many

613
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,840
people can't control their dogs and they're
domesticated, Like, yeah, so why

614
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:45,400
why are we throwing an ape into
the mix As we can control the apes,

615
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,559
don't worry about that. Hey you
see the new plan of the Apes

616
00:42:46,599 --> 00:42:49,559
yet? No? It is it? Good? I haven't seen either.

617
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:52,840
Oh we should see it? See
it? Yeah, Okay, have you

618
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,400
seen the other ones? Yeah?
I didn't watch the other ones, I

619
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,000
think. Okay, well add that
to our list of movies. You know,

620
00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:00,239
speaking of apes, there's a there's
a monkey door with The Explorer.

621
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,920
I'm just saying it's a live action
door that you want to watch. Yes,

622
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,400
it's the live action door The Explorer. It's hilarious. It's one of

623
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:13,639
the best movies of all time.
It's very fun. Uh. And that's

624
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:19,920
us trying to decompress after people being
idiots and owning animals they shouldn't. It's

625
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:22,159
crazy. I mean, I don't
get it. Whenever I see like,

626
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,519
I feel like I get a lot
of the shit on Instagram where it's like

627
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:28,440
people with big cats as pets.
It's like you, yeah, dummies,

628
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:34,840
you dummies? Yeah? Yeah.
So anyways, that was chimps is there

629
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,960
any any good tips for us to
stay safe around the chimps if we ever

630
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:42,760
encounter them? Yeah, perfect,
Nick, So if you're here in America,

631
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,320
don't own one and then you'll be
safety. Pretty good advice actionally.

632
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:50,880
But if you want to go see
chimps in the wild, because first of

633
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,599
all, if you're someone who lives
around chimps, I'm assuming there are way

634
00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:59,000
better resources than me, a girl
who lives in the northeastern US, to

635
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,239
help you. I'm sure there are
people there who have much better advice if

636
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:07,880
you're living around these animals. But
you can go to Uganda and one of

637
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:13,360
the big popular touristy things to do
is go on to what they call chimpanzee

638
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,920
treks, where you go into like
Kibali National Park and try to seek out

639
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,840
the chimps. But to do that
you need to get a permit from the

640
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,119
government to go interact with them.
But from what I understand, the permit

641
00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:30,960
is mostly like to limit time between
you and the chimps for zoonotic disease reason,

642
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:37,000
not so much like aggression. Reason. Is that a healthy good way

643
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,320
to do it? Or are we
supporters of doing events like that? The

644
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:45,280
conservationist to me is like I know, seeing animals in the wild or like

645
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,159
seeing an animal in person is usually
the thing that can get people to care

646
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,400
more about them and care more about
their conservation. But in this case,

647
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,239
I feel like we should just lead
them the fuck alone. I'm so down,

648
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:01,199
give them connected pieces of forest,
and just like not interact with them

649
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,239
more than we have to. Yeah, and just let them be. Don't

650
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:09,199
got tell meat twise I again,
they fucking terrify me. Yeah, And

651
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:14,719
I can't imagine that all Taurus are
per our last episode Torons. I can't

652
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:20,159
imagine that all Taurus are like respectful
and good about being around chimpanzees or gorillas.

653
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:23,280
So I couldn't find any stories about
like people getting hard like Taurus getting

654
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,760
harmed by chimps, because I think
naturally, when all is going well and

655
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,519
they have plenty of resources, they
will just avoid people like most wild things

656
00:45:32,559 --> 00:45:36,679
do. But you know, in
cases like the villages I was talking about

657
00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,400
where they had like no food,
that's what it becomes bad. Yeah,

658
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,679
are there any any case of a
gorilla's going nuts on people? Have you

659
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,880
ever looked into that? Besides like
Harambe in the Zoo, which also wasn't

660
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,880
his fault rip to a legend had
to be done, It had to be

661
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:57,519
done over. I don't know.
I didn't look into that well period.

662
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah. But also like I think
gorillas in general are more like because of

663
00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:06,400
the social structure of gorillas, I
think that they are generally more calm and

664
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:12,039
have like less conflict than chimpanzees.
They're more mate mate triarch, the moms

665
00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:16,440
are more in charge the women.
The women rule. No, I don't

666
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:22,079
think that as much as like chimpanzee
communities, there's a lot of males,

667
00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:25,199
but they're all like competing for the
females, so there's a lot of like

668
00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:30,280
sexual competition, whereas gorillas there's like
one main male who does most of the

669
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,440
mating, so there's not as much
tension between all the males to like father

670
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,360
the most. So yeah, they
don't need to be as aggressive. Gotcha.

671
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,519
Yeah that's it. Word. Thanks
for being here. I missed you.

672
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:45,400
Thanks for having me anytime. Well, if you want more from me

673
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674
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675
00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:01,159
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676
00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:07,039
gonna have new merch soon with the
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677
00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:08,679
new logo. Was that a yawn? That was a yawn? I'm so

678
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,440
sorry. I can't believe I just
did that in the middle of you talking.

679
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,719
Wow, you're you're not seasoned anymore. No, I'm not exhausted.

680
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,159
Then we'll just wrap up. If
you want to find us on social media,

681
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,199
check out the links Nick is and
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682
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:30,599
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683
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,119
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684
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:37,599
into music before. It's true you
were in his basement. Yeah wait,

685
00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:43,239
okay, well hang on, Jesse
Walsh his brother. We're also in his

686
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,920
basement with him because he was doing
audio editing stuff. So thank you Jesse

687
00:47:46,039 --> 00:47:49,119
for all that. If you want
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688
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our website. That's it cool.
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689
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new animal attack story.
