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What's up, beautiful people. It
is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama,

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Stormy P. And this is another
episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the

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Modern Day Female Perspective. Dreight,
I'm son back at it again and back

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at it again, y'all. Let
me tell you about my amazing weekend.

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All right, So this past weekend
I flew out to go record a few

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episodes with tonice Conversations. Right,
it's a podcast, it's a live show.

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It's all that and above all.
Right now, this is actually like

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my no, this is my third
time flying out to record with Tonight's Conversations,

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and every time I do, it's
always a great vibe. Everybody there

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is so nice. Thank you,
Ace, thank you, everybody on a

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panel, Keita, Randy, Trip, SD Tahoe and everybody else, Coco,

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Anja, everybody, everybody you're talking
about Trip. All the niggas love

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Trip. Yo. Oh my god. Okay, you know what, let

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me just say this right now,
right, ah, let me take y'all

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something. I know a lot of
y'all men out there, y'all think y'all

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Trip or your views aligned with Trip. I don't want to be that guy,

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but a lot of y'all not a
stereos y'all think y'all is, and

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y'all really not trip for real.
A lot of y'all think y'all tripped and

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you're not. But you know what, I digress, all right, but

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y'all, let me tell you how
on my way back, y'all, why

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did I miss my fucking flight back
home? I missed my flight back home?

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And when I say I missed,
I mean I missed it by two

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minutes. I got to the gate
two minutes after the doors closed. I'm

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like, ss, come on work
with me. She was like, I'm

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sorry, It's nothing I can do. I'm like, okay, just put

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me on the next flight. She's
like, oh no, we only have

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one flight to Philly a day.
That's it. That's it, and it's

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done. And the only reason I
missed my flight is because you know I'm

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from Philly, right. What I
call an uber. I don't have to

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wait more than six minutes for an
uber. It doesn't matter where I am,

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doesn't matter where I'm going. I
don't have to wait more than six

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minutes, y'all. I sat and
watched this join spend for fifteen minutes.

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Fifteen minutes no driver ever connected with
me. Fifteen minutes, finally I'm like,

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fuck it, let me just go
see what left's talking about. I

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forgot about lift, forgot it existed, and finally I got it. And

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yeah, I missed my flight by
two minutes. I'm not gonna lie.

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I had to spend an extra day
in Ohio and I don't really know anyone

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in Ohio. So I sat in
my hotel room, eating ice cream and

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watching Harry Potter, and I really
enjoyed myself. I'm not complaining it that

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sounds like vacation. I'm not complaining
because I actually really enjoyed myself. H

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Oh, No, I was butt
ass naked in my bed, though,

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I was butt ass naked in this
hotel. But yeah, IP, I

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watching Harry Potter eating ice cream.
I ordered some shit from Target, and

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I was living my best life.
Right. So the next day, though,

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you got Target room service, No, I ordered Target to my room.

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Yes, I did pinky out.
You know the vibes. So,

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uh, today, when I got
on the airplane, though, I'm not

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gonna lie, I was being so
fucking petty because like when I got to

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the gate yesterday, she was like, oh, well, we closed the

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gate fifteen minutes before the flight takes
off. So today, when I got

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on my plane today, I was
looking at the watch myself, like,

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oh, it's time to close the
gates, right, So everybody just sitting

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around, I raised my hand,
excuse me, it's fifteen minutes out.

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I don't care. I don't care. Y'all couldn't wait for me yesterday.

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I know y'all remember me, I
got the same clothes on. She gonna

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have to wait till tuesday, just
like I did. Oh well, oh

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well, I don't care. I'm
not gonna lie, though I felt the

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inner petty in me because I was
legit looking at my watch, like checking

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back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, like it's time.

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But yeah, like I said,
over ill had a really good time.

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It was gonna seeing everybody. It's
always really great conversations. I can't

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wait till it comes out. And
yeah, hopefully you guys will be seeing

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more of me over there. I
love everybody over there. Everybody's really good.

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So I want to talk about a
few things this week. Today is

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Mischief Night. We're recording on October
thirtieth. When I leave here, I'm

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gonna go egg shots car. Actually, yeah, I got eggs in a

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car. But yo, I'm actually
really sad this year, y'all, Like,

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I'm not dressing up for Halloween this
year. I wanted to get dressed

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up. I wanted to buy a
costume because y'all know, Halloween is like

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my favorite holiday next to Christmas.
But I was filming. I wasn't here,

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so like, I didn't get a
chance to go to any Halloween parties.

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I actually wanted to have a Halloween
party. So I'm not gonna be

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able to dress up this year.
But Halloween is always a very sensitive time

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for me because it always reminds me
of that time that man pissed in my

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drawer. Wait a minute, yeah, yeah, Halloween reminds me of that

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time that grown man pissed in my
drawer. Mm hm, you heard that

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right, Yeah, you heard that
right. I know some of you listening.

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And wait, he pissed Yeah,
he pissed in like the second or

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third drawer. No, it wasn't
like the last draw closest to the ground.

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No, no, no, no, it was like the second or

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third row. No. Uh,
that actually had my pants in it.

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Yeah, So Halloween is always a
very sensitive time for me because it reminds

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me of that time that guy pissed
in my drawer. So here's what happened.

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Right, we go out to a
Halloween party. Me my girlfriend were

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having a good time. M M. I see this guy that I'm casually

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hooking up with from time to time. Right, So I see this guy,

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know, we link up every once
in a while. So I'm like,

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hey, what's up. You know, we're having a good time.

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Next thing I know, he's pouring
Hanny down my throat. No, no,

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I don't even drink any because it
tastes like brub and alcohol. All

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right, So long story short,
we're having a good time. We're drinking,

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enjoying the vibes. Right. So
when the night is over, I'm

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like, all right, holler at
you. I'm out. I'm in my

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uber, y'all. I'm in my
uber on my way home. He calls

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me like, get the fuck out
the uber. I'm like what. He

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like, get out the uber?
Get out the uber. I'm like no,

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right here, Like I'm behind you, right, little caveat I miss.

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My man's also a cop, so
now he's just outside doing the most

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right. He like, get the
fuck out the uber? Right? I

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get out the uber. He take
my girlfriend home, and then we go

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back to my house so we enjoy
the night. I don't really remember how

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it ends because at this point i'm
I'm I'm done. I'm done. Like

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i've been drinking. I've been drinking. Okay, I've been drinking, all

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right, I'm done. So the
next morning I wake up and it's him

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being the little spoon. Let me
start this ober, I know, I

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know, I know. The next
morning I wake up, I'm the big

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spoon. He's the little spoon,
and he's in the fetal position with a

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bunch of my clothes. Right now, I'm like, what the fuck is

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going on here? I don't really
I don't remember how the night ended,

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right, but I'm like, yo, bro, you good? He jump

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up. I also forgot to mention
he had an on and off again girlfriend,

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so he also had to work this
morning. So she's blowing everybody up

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trying to figure out where he at
his job his best friend. But because

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I don't really like people in my
business and neither does he, his best

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friend, don't know where he ain't
either, right, so now he just

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jumps out, like I gotta get
the fuck out of here. Right.

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This was before I was healed.
I'm healed now. I would never gage

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engage in this type of activity,
y'all know that, right. So he

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jumps out, leaves right, leaves
half the fucking costume at my house.

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Like two days later, my son
walk in my room with his shit or

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what, and I'm like, take
it off, got back off? Right,

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a bad jokeing, a bad joe, a fucking bad jaw. But

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back to Halloween, right, So
we wake up. He's jumped up,

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he's like in a fucking mess.
So he's leaving right quickly, exiting the

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room. So, y'all, I
go back in my room and my drawer

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is out. This is like the
third drawer from the top. It's out,

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right. I look down and it's
a puddle. I look back on

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my bed. Those clothes that he
was in the feetal position with, those

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are the clothes that belong in that
drawer, right, So I sniff it,

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and I'm like, did this never
piss in my drawer? He took

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the clothes out the drawer and pissed
in the drawer. Y'all. He pissed

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in a drawer, right, I'm
like, this can't be real. I

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texted him, I'm like, yo, dog, did you piss in my

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drawer? Hey like what, I'm
like, did you piss in my drawer?

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He facetimes me immediately, Hey,
like, yo, let me see

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it, right. I turned the
screen around and let him see it.

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I'm like, did you So he
like, no, y'all, no,

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I ain't do that. I ain't
do that. I'm like, okay,

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so who did it? Right now? At the time, everybody knows my

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best friend has a key to my
house. So he's like, maybe your

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best friend came in. I said, hold, hold, hold you trying

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to tell me my best friend came
in the house, took the clothes out

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the drawer, cut of them inside
of your feetal position, y'all. Yo,

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walked through the living room, came
all the way back to my room,

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took the clothes out the drawer,
put him in your feetal position,

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and then pulled the drawer out.
Somehow hovered over the third drawer because if

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you're sitting on the drawer, my
TV's going to fall down. Because at

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that time I didn't have my TV
hunt. It was just sitting on time

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of my dresser. So like,
you trying to tell me she pissed in

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the drawer. She squatted over the
third dress her drawer without knocking a whole

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TV dresser system down. Like she's
not tall. She was all the five

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two exactly. And I'm not talking
about a short dresser. I'm not talking

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about one of them short, long
rectangular drawings. I'm talking about the long,

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tall dresser drawer drawings. Like,
Bro, what what he's like?

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Yo? I gotta call you back. And then a nigga catched that me

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money for a new dresser drawer,
and we were fine, and we're still

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cool to this day. He actually
called me a few days ago and I

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thought he was calling to talk about
that. He actually wanted to link up,

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but I was already going out of
town so I couldn't. But yeah,

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So that's the story of how a
nigga pissed in my drawer, and

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I've never forgotten it. It still
haunts me to this day. I hope

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that one day I'll be able to
celebrate and enjoy myself without being reminded that

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one Halloween being a man got too
drunk and he pissed in my drawer.

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Questions, anyone you know what my
problem? I just want to reiterate y'all

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know I don't drink Henny. No
disrespects to the hind dogs out there.

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I'll baby father calling me my bad
y'all, no disrespect to the hind dogs

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out there. But y'all know,
Henny not really my thing. So I

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should have known when niggas was clanking
the honey bottles on the dance floor like

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the fucking babble babble. I should
have known then the night was going to

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turn up. But for some reason, I said, you know what,

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I got it. I can handle
myself, like, you know, I'm

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really sure about that. Sure,
that's exactly That's exactly what my guardian angel

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said. But since came down and
saying you sure about that? You sure

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about that? You know what?
It's funny because I remember when we were

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driving home, right, I remember
he was driving so fast and I was

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like cursing him out. I'm like, bro, you can drive superd on

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your like I gotta get back to
my son. Hey, like, I

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ain't gonna let up have and you
shut the fuck up. Very toxic right,

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Like I said, wouldn't engage in
this behavior if I was healed,

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right, this is not the healed
behavior that I engage in now, right,

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But you're like, shut the fuck
up. I got you, like,

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you know right, I rolled the
window, decide, should have known

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what I was drunk. I rolled
the window down, and I'm yelling out

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the window. Police half, I'm
yelling at the fucking window. No nobody

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see us. I wanted to get
out the fucking car so bad. I

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wanted to get out the car so
fucking bad. And you know how I

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know it wasn't tripping. So me
and my girlfriend sitting in the bag and

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him and his best friend sitting in
the front. His best friend is gripping

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the old shit bar all right.
Now. If you're listening on audio,

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you can't see what I'm doing.
But you know, if you're sitting in

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a passenger seat, that little hook
that's like right above the window where you

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probably would hang hangers or like dry
cleaning or stuff like that, you know

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what I'm talking about. Yeah,
he was grasping on of that motherfucker for

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life, Like dear life. I'm
like, what the fuck? We all

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wanted to get the fuck out the
car that night, and yeah, that's

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how I h that's how I man
pissed my drawer and the car around you

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know when you're living your learn Okay, I've always said to you guys,

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I'm not perfect. I'm not trying
to be perfect, but yeah, stuff

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happens. Hold on, let me
go to the life. I didn't get

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a chance to. Jovial Jay says, niggas be Hennie Bottle girls, you

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gotta relax, you gotta relax.
All right. I've been around saying,

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Henny, high class ian j junkie
juice. What the fuck? Why are

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y'all like this? Yo? I've
been around said that's crazy. Just me

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One says craziness. Ronnie Riggel says
wow clever. Corey says you need to

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sell your real life stories to Tyler
Perry. Hilarious. Listen, day,

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I'm just gonna start a series of
me just telling stories, like a storytime

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series on YouTube. Right, and
it's just gonna be me, don't you

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know what I'm saying. I can
do it, Okay, So oh yeah,

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I got like three projects I'm trying
to do right now, Okay,

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can I can I call it the
fourth project or no? Oh, right,

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the fourth project? Right? Wait? Is it the fourth project?

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Yeah, it actually is the fourth
project. Okay, fourth project. I'm

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just gonna do story times. I'm
just gonna do story times on YouTube.

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I feel like my story times be
funny and they be real, and like

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what if I like what if I
like get the person who's in the story

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to like corroborate, collaborate the story, corroborate, corroborate, corroborate, corroborate

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the story. Let's call codd God
damn the way he was acting. Oh

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man, that is a good and
that would be one of the stories I

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want to tell too. I would
reacted, yo, no, because I'm

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not gonna suck up my drawer again. I can't. It's called a some

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people gonna fuck up there drawer.
I don't know, because you know,

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my stories are a little embarrassing though, so I would have to tell those

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stories with the people like in Witness
Protection, with the shadow on them and

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like disguise their voice because people be
embarrassed because I live crazy life on TV.

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Please don't get me started on to
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shit because yeah, Clever Corey says, story time with Stormy do it.

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That's what it is. Story time
with Stormy shirt. Send you a short

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Clever Corey, d M me your
address so I can send you a shirt.

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That was a good idea. Thank
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some merch, y'all. I probably
should have water merch high. Okay,

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next week I'm gonna tell y'all again
I got merch. But I just want

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to remind y'all I got merch.
Yeah, go to stormyp dot com and

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get your merch. I guess I
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you know, fuck it whatever,
y'all. Now, I know some of

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y'all not gonna be with me when
I When I start this topic once,

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y'all know I don't give fucked right. So can we talk about non sexual

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turn ons? And when I say
non sexual turn ons, I mean things

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that have absolutely nothing to do with
seduction the human body and actually trying to

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turn somebody on. I just want
to talk about non sexual turn ons.

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Now, I've set on this pod
and many times. One of my favorite

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non sexual turn ons is I like
watching man Kleenex Niggers. I know,

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I know, I don't know what
it is. I can't put it like,

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oh my god, sorry, y'all, somebody's calling me stop. God,

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may I can't fucking decline it?
It was God, it wasn't God

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actually, and I know that niggas
see I'm on live, which piss me

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off even more because I know the
person who just called me sees that I'm

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on live. But whatever. So
yeah, anyway, like I said before,

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one of my non sexual turn ons
is watching guys them sneakers, like

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I really like it. And now
he's calling me regular because but I know

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he sees me on live. Actually
maybe he don't because we don't follow each

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other. Toxic. I know now
my live is jowelton. I have to

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do it again, I know.
I mean, I'm just gonna have to

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cut it out, but then hot
off, I'm actually not gonna cut it

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out. I'm gonna leave it in
because listen, niggas, damn just give

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me a second. Okay. So
I said it on the pot before.

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One of my non sexual turn ons
is I like watching guys cleaning sneakers and

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then like, don't let this nigga
have like a sneaker cleaning kit. Like,

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bro, if you got a sneaker
cleaning kit, like you pull a

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little pouch out and it got the
little scrubber, it got the little like

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you know, the little foam,
it got the cloth passed like baby what

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like? But y'all already know that
watching him and clean a sneakers definitely one

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of my non sexual turn ons.
But I realized I got another one,

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y'all, I got another one.
I got another one for sure. My

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non sexual turn on is I like
hearing men talk about sports. Is that

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weird? Is that weird? Shot? I don't know, really, No,

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I mean it's non sexual, so
it's weird. I don't know.

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Like I like hearing guys like talk
about sports and getting all excited and being

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all extra like, ooh, I
like that money Like I like when they

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talk about business. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, make your balls

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bang? All right? What's like? I like when I like when they

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be like getting all heated into the
conversations and stuff. And I'm not one

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of those girls that are like,
oh my god, I like Shannon.

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I'm so mad he left Chip duh. Like I'm not winning them girls.

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I'm not winning them girls. Okay. I actually know what I'm talking about.

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And I think that's part of the
reason why, because bitch is not

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Shannon Sharpey. It's not Shannon Sharpey. It never was and he was never

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with Chip, him and Chip Skylark
was never a team. They were never

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a duo. Bitch, you were
wrong. But I like like when he

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gets passionate and they know their stats, like, boy, what you'll be

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paying attention? Huh yeah, bring
your delusional ass over here and tell me

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how the cowboy's gonna take it.
I like that, Like, yeah,

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come on, come talk to me
about the Chicago Bears and how the old

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line is trash. I'm I'm no, baby, I'm no Come talk to

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me. Listen. I have no
judgment. This is the same space.

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This is the same space. Baby. Tell me how you don't understand how

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the Phillies didn't take it? Neither
do I do. I all right,

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I still really I don't understand how
we didn't fucking perform, don't. I

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don't know what happened. But yeah, Like one of my non sexual turnos

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is I really liked listening to men
talk about sports. Like I went out

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to eat and I was with two
men and they were just talking and I'm

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just sitting here, like just going
back with the conversation, like back and

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forth, just going back and forth
with the conversation, just side to side

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m hm hm. Halving the time
of my life, to the point where

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one of them like stopped me,
was like, okay, you you got

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something ad to the conversation. I'm
like, no, I'm just enjoying myself.

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This is good. I feel like
this is probably how in my mind,

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in my mind, right in my
mind, this is probably how men

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feel at hooters or at the shaky
butts. Like he's just watching and enjoying

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the activities. I was enjoying the
activities, enjoying the activities like you get

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it. I don't know. I
like it is that weird Corey She's man

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said, or how Ksey choked and
gave dimmer in that w baby. I'm

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already over the Chiefs period, because
I've had enough of this, uh Taylor

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Swift Kelsey saga. I'm over it. And you know why, because y'all

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don't never show when Simone Bows be
at the games like who her man played

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for? Yes, no, she's
dating Kelsey and no, every three seconds

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they're putting Taylor Swift on the goddamn
jumbo tron. I don't want to see

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this. I don't want to see
this put on the fucking game. Please,

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thank you, thank you. Who
does Simon Bow's husband play for a

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shaki google a real fest. But
I would rather see her like, I

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would rather see someone bows on the
side, like cheering her man on like.

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Plus, she's so beautiful in her
skin, it's so amazing. I

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really would rather see someone bows.
But you know whatever, I'd much rather

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see that Jonathan Owens. Who does
he play for? Who he played for?

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Anybody know who he played for?
See? This is probably why do

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y'all even know? Do y'all even
know that Simon bows husband is a football

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player? Does he play for the
NFL? Or is he still in college?

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I don't think he plays for college? Is he? I don't know

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how she is? Well now I'm
embarrassed, but either way, i'd rather

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see her. I know he plays
for he plays for the Packers. Okay,

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so why y'all don't ever show some
moon Bows at the Packers games?

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That's what I want to see.
Do y'all know? This is a good

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question. Do y'all know that Simon
Boughs the amazing Olympic gold medalists on gold

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medalists on gold medalists, all right? Because she has a fucking bajillion at

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this point, do y'all know that
her husband plays for the Packers. Huh,

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well, she's a gold medalist,
right, but hear me out though,

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Am I wrong in saying she's the
Taylor Swift of the Olympics? So

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why is she not getting the same
coverage? Am I tripping? I'm going

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to deepeness. It's just for me. Am I thinking too much into this?

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Yes or no? Cause she's black
since the stop. But yeah,

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long story short. If somebody over
at US, ESPN, Fox, Hulu

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because Hulu has sports, I know
that because Jayla Hurts is the spokesperson for

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that. If when do y'all see
this, show my girl some own bowls

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when the Packers play, that's what
we want to see. Corey Chessman Cheeseman

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says, agreed. Oh, Jayala
Hammond says the Ackers, thank you.

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Jared McGriff said, the fact that
you don't know her man's name is the

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reason why. Okay, hold on, time out, time out, time

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out, time out, time out. Shut shut the fuck up. All

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right, you've been giving up these
shirts left and right, and the you're

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like, damn, hold on,
nobody ever dms me the address. Like

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whenever we say we're going to send
somebody a shirt, Nobody ever dms me

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their address so I never have to
send them out. Like so far,

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I haven't sent out one out and
now after this they're all going to be

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DM me their addresses. Watch.
So I just like to say the fact

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that we don't know her man's name
is the reason why I'm gonna disagree.

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I think that when Jesus says yes, he can't say no. So what

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Okay, I'm putting in my request. All right, if you are a

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Kim, I know somebody who works
at the NFL. Who I know works

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at the NFL. I do remember, I'm going to tet you soon as

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we get out of here, because
you need to make sure someone Boughs gets

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more coverage. Mitcham says they showed
her this past weekend, but I think

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it's because she posted it. Boom. Jared McGriff said that man is a

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scrub that's crazy. Stop stop stop
stop y'all, aren y'all stop going because

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he's trash. I don't like this. I don't like I don't like I

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don't like where this conversation is going. Okay, yo, yo yo,

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let me tell you how. I'm
still scrolling. I'm still scrolling through comments.

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I'm saying, like, because he's
at bumps, because he's trashed.

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Like now, I really have to
go on my way and try to find

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some stance out about this man,
because I don't like the way things are

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going. Jared mcgri says, Travis
Kelsey got a Super Bowl ring. We're

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not checking for her. Men,
you know, why are you at his

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neck like this? I don't like
this. I'm just telling y' all what

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I want to see. Corey Cheeseman
says, totally different the hot celebrity dating

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thing. But Simon Bouce is a
hot celebrity. She's Simon Bouce is a

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very well accomplished Yes, okay,
I wish. Jeremy Group said, I'm

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definitely sitting my p O address for
my shirt. Y'all get on my nerves.

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Corey Chessman says media hypes that hot
dating celebrity gossip, so why can't

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we be satisfied? And they're married? It is it no longer celebrity gossip

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if they're married, like, it's
over. Now. Come on, you

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know I'm going you know what's crazy? Okay, y'all know I'm Prephilly.

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Y'all know I'm a diehard Eagles fan, but next week or the week after,

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because I don't know how long it's
gonna take. I'm gona give me

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an Owen jersey. Eagles fans hear
me out, and I'm gonna put this

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out now. I'm gonna wear my
Owens jersey, but don't get it twisted.

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I still bleed green, even though
technically that's green too. But ch'all

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know what the fuck I'm talking about, right, I'm gonna get me an

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Owens jersey and bum He's hey,
okay, hear me out. Maybe he

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just needs to get a little more
confidence and support from his community, and

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I'm gonna provide that by wearing my
Owen's jersey. And I'm gonna wear it

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like Nelly in two thousand and seven, and I'm gonna turn that bitch around

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backwards so you can see his name
right here on my chest. I might

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go like full jay Z and pull
one arm out. I don't know.

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Okay, I'm gonna make it look
cool, but when y'all see it,

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understand I'm still an Eagles fan.
But yeah, I'm just representing my girl

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and that's it. Because Simon Bows
doesn't need the coverage we need to draw

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attention to Owen's, which will then
draw attention to bows. Okay, I'm

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just gonna reach out to his team
and see, like if he was a

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bum, he wouldn't be in an
NFL shot I'm talking about. See that's

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cause y'all don't know him. Y'all
don't know. He just need a chance.

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Exactly me too, But he just
needs a chance. He dan his

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wife too, sim Boughs, I
said wife this past weekend and people didn't

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like that. So men, real
fast, I just wanna pivot to a

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different conversation. Do y'all like when
women say that they wife y'all, or

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like they're wifed up but they're talking
about you Cause I said that like this

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past weekeet into this conversation. Everybody's
like, yo, you wilor, And

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I'm like, I don't understand.
Yeah, y'all love what's the difference?

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M Dark Dark kN Dark Ken two
way said, don't get that, but

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man's jersey annoying. Yeah, I'm
have to order that bitch for sure.

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Jared McGriff says, as an Eagles
fan, I understand why you feel the

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need to support the underdog. Darren
Hickens second said he made it to the

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league, so he definitely not a
bump. But we get it exactly clever.

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Corey said, you must mean to
real Owens? What was he was

402
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.559
an egle? No, I'm not
talking about Owens when he played for the

403
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:47.839
Eagles. No, I'm not.
I am cracking up. Believe that man

404
00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:51.599
alone with his audience of one Yo, why don't see this? And this

405
00:29:51.759 --> 00:30:02.440
is why Simon and Owens aren't getting
the attention that they need to. I

406
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:06.839
don't see her. I don't say
we're now on like game eight, right,

407
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.079
we're like a week eight. I've
never seen her at any of the

408
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:15.519
games. They never show her.
And then somebody send yo, real ship.

409
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:19.920
Yo, I'm going to a package
we can film. Matter of fact,

410
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:26.599
you right, I'm going to a
Packers game and I'm going where.

411
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:29.359
Yeah, I'm gonna have a sign
that says where's Simone? Right, and

412
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.559
then I'm gonna have on an Owens
jersey, but instead of Owens is gonna

413
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:34.519
say Bowls And I'm just gonna have
my sign up that says we're Simo.

414
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:37.000
And if that don't get you all
attention, I don't know what it is.

415
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.880
That's it? Listen, who want
to go to a Packers game with

416
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.920
me. Let me know. Email
me inquiries at Stormy p e a dot

417
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:56.680
com. Let's go. We're allside
the p is for Packers. So speaking

418
00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:00.720
of supporting your man, right,
you know what I hear from a lot

419
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.880
of men, and it really gets
under my skin because I feel like this

420
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:08.000
shit is so nineteen nineties, right, Like, I don't know who needs

421
00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:11.119
to hear this, but ladies,
it's okay to like your man back,

422
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:17.119
Like it's okay to show your man
that you like him. And I'm gonna

423
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:21.759
say it again, like, Yo, seriously, I don't know who needs

424
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:23.839
to hear this, but ladies,
it's okay to like your man back,

425
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:30.000
Like what the fuck? Like it's
so funny because when okay, First of

426
00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:34.440
all, right, I have a
lot of male associates, friends, counterparts,

427
00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:41.720
and I think it's mostly because I'm
one of the few vaginas that they

428
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:48.480
convent to without being cut off mid
sentence, one of the few vaginas that

429
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:53.400
they can actually speak to and trust
that they're going to be heard, understood,

430
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:57.799
and if necessary, given a chance
to explain themselves. Right. And

431
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:02.960
one of the things I hear so
much is, you know, I'm putting

432
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:07.319
forth effort, I'm asking for days, and she's telling me she likes me,

433
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:09.079
but sissy acting like sh ain't fucking
with me, And it's like,

434
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:15.920
yo, respectfully, men, just
so you know, effort is not gender

435
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:20.720
based, all right. Effort is
not dependent upon your gender, all right.

436
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:24.799
Like the same way that you're making
an effort to let it be known

437
00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:29.200
that you're feeling Sis and you vibing
with her and you're making time for you

438
00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:32.319
want to see her. Like women, we also have to be conscious of

439
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:39.079
the fact in being letting niggas know
that we like him back, like seriously,

440
00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:43.799
Like it can't be all that cool
shit you've been trying to do on

441
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:45.359
the internet, Like oh my god, he's just be texting me and he'd

442
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:51.000
be on me and you'll be liking
it. Add that in add that bart

443
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:53.240
In, y'all be quick to be
talking about how niggas be in your dms

444
00:32:53.279 --> 00:32:57.240
and trying to take you out and
spending so much money and X, Y

445
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:00.759
and Z. But you'll be forgetting
to add that you like it. You

446
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:05.240
like old boy, So why you
playing Cause soon as he posts somebody else

447
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.559
white toes it his story. Now
you're claiming in a group chat, So

448
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:12.279
can we stop this? Can we
stop this? Now? We get a

449
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:17.880
sexy selfie with I'm not I'm not
the two, I'm number one. It

450
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:23.079
never gave number two, it's always
number why, like, oh ah,

451
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:28.000
that's my favorite one? Can we
stop? Y'all get tired of shit?

452
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:31.240
Y'all don't get tired of this because
like, I'm only in the group chat,

453
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:35.720
and I be exhausted just airing it, Like, y'all don't be tired

454
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:38.119
of this because maybe I'm tired.
I'm tired of hearing it, all right,

455
00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:40.799
and I'll be so confused because I'm
like, why thought you say you

456
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:45.759
didn't like him? No? I
never said that, but she was acting

457
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:50.799
like that. So now it's wrong
for me and this man to think you

458
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:55.119
don't like him? Like, I
don't know. All I'm gonna say is,

459
00:33:55.880 --> 00:34:00.440
you know, don't listen to the
internet. It's okay to like these

460
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:04.200
niggas, right, like, but
that's only for the ones that are doing

461
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:07.680
what they're supposed to be doing.
I'm not talking about boy Freddie. I

462
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.280
ain't talking about him. That's who
you should have been folloween. I'm not

463
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:17.039
talking about fuck Boyfreddy I'm talking about
them men who are showing up consistently showing

464
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:22.559
that they are actually interested in you. They like you, they want to

465
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.079
date you. They ain't even just
trying to get your bandy draws. They

466
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:30.400
like you for real. It's okay
to It's okay to show these men that

467
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:36.000
are showing up and showing out that
the feeling is mutual. It's okay to

468
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:38.039
pay for a haircut, It's okay
to send munch money. It's okay to

469
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:43.119
check in, provide peace acts if
they need to vent. If he's doing

470
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:47.039
what he's supposed to do, what's
the problem pay for a haircuts? Crazy?

471
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:51.599
What pay for a haircutters too?
While? Oh no, I just

472
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:57.599
I'm just saying. If we're at
the point where you purposely send him a

473
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:01.679
picture of you in the nailsa line
asking what color should you get? But

474
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:05.239
low key, you're really doing that
because you know he's going to send you

475
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:09.519
money to get your nails done.
When he tells you that he about to

476
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:14.039
go holer at the barber, send
him some money for that fresh white line

477
00:35:14.039 --> 00:35:17.880
sis, hopefully not the ones that
they be doing in Philly. I'm sorry,

478
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:21.360
Yeah, I'm sorry, I know
I'm gonna get some pushback for this,

479
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.920
especially because I'm from Philly. That
white line should be killing me.

480
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:27.440
I don't know, understand, I
don't get it. I don't like I

481
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.599
thought it was a pencil, but
it's really like skin. It's skin.

482
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.760
I thought it was a white pencil. It's not a white people having like

483
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:37.960
over on the hairline. Like the
guy didn't wipe this shit off. You

484
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.599
know, I'm so far moved now, especially sainse my Son is growing his

485
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:43.320
hair out. That already was like
the only reason that I was going to

486
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.880
the barbershop. But like now,
I really I don't know what. Yeah,

487
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:50.079
I don't know what that dead body
out for. I thought it was

488
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:54.480
supposed to like make a highlight between
your Maybe it's like maybe maybe maybe all

489
00:35:54.519 --> 00:36:00.079
right, hear me out, Maybe
it's the dead body chalk line because the

490
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:10.360
barber killed that ship. Hello Hello, all right guys, Okay, all

491
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:15.159
right, I'm sure gonna go.
I'm gonna go to the live. I'm

492
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.239
gonna go to the live and see. Okay, what the use was the

493
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:24.599
reason for you walking around with a
white line on your fore head? So

494
00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:34.239
you said that outfits says Rich.
He was crazy. That was crazy.

495
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:37.519
Clever Corey says, no, that
it is okay, but y'are not telling

496
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:42.039
me what it's for though, Like
these guys coming to the live show because

497
00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:45.079
I got me outfans do be at
the live show. I'm not sure about

498
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:47.159
Clever Corey, but we've seen outfits
a few times. The last time he

499
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:52.599
came, he had an anime shirt
on. Okay, well, I'll show

500
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:58.280
shot the picture. Everybody faced.
Hold on, I'm gonna scroll up.

501
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:00.719
Malcolm Mae says, we're the scene. Hey, I didn't even know you

502
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:08.079
was in here. Uh pay for
my haircut. I know you want to

503
00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:14.719
get married. Damn, y'all so
easy. That's not easy. It is

504
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.079
how many girls do it. That's
that's that speaks. It's not a normal

505
00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:21.519
thing. Implicit Bias says, I
hate that ship too. That white line

506
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:24.480
is not it. I'm over it. I hate this white line. Okay.

507
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:30.519
Vibes and Flavor says some lines are
natural due to skin from the razor.

508
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:36.239
Okay. Coach Watson said them dms
open. We look good together,

509
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.960
baby, I'm talking about the white
line. We talked about the white line

510
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:42.920
first. Nobody in Famous says,
you got me in trouble story. What

511
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:46.400
did I get you in trouble for
nobody? Famous Outfit says, I honestly

512
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:50.639
don't know what that line is about, never got it or inquired about it.

513
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:52.920
Sea Breeze Chick says, is it
a guideline? Like we have a

514
00:37:52.920 --> 00:38:00.760
stencil for our eyebrows? Hold the
fuck on it? It's for aesthetics.

515
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:07.280
I think it's I think it's a
social separation between the hairlines and hairline.

516
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:10.360
I don't think it's some of them
use it for a thinking. I don't

517
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:14.840
think that's I hope that's not what
I. Malcolm Ma says, because these

518
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:17.159
old Barbara's vision be failing them,
that's not it. You know how mad

519
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:20.639
I'd be? Well, I don't
know nigga must pay niggas paying for the

520
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:22.840
hair because but you know, not
mad I'd be if I paid my barber

521
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:27.519
for my haircut and I walked out
because me and him, like the young

522
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.960
kids be asking the mirror them.
I just walk out. You know how

523
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:36.079
mad? I look my chocolate I'm
all dark, nigga, Okay, come

524
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:37.800
on, dog, I gotta answer. Well, I thought I had an

525
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:39.679
answer. I'm not gonna lie.
I saw the screen name and I figured

526
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:43.039
you would give its answer because I
thought you cut hair, but it says

527
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:45.840
cuts by Buck. They get it
to make their hairlines stand out and to

528
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:52.559
make it last longer. It separates
the It separates it because it stops your

529
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:54.840
hair from growing. It makes it. I don't know. If I don't

530
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:58.599
know, cuts by Buck, get
back in here. We got more questions.

531
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:05.079
I don't know. Negro Domis seven
one seven says the chalk line is

532
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:07.719
used to help barbers get a straight
lineup, but young bulls be wearing them

533
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:10.719
thinking it's in style. Don't like
that, Oh, just like the hoodies

534
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:15.920
in the mask and summer. Clever
Corey says. Rookie barbers use that white

535
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:20.320
line to ensure they don't get they
don't push back that hairline for god.

536
00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:25.199
Kreflow Oka says hairlines are naturally crooked
vibes, and Flavor says the white line

537
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:29.960
from the pencil is supposed to blend
in with the enhancement. The enhancement you

538
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:36.360
mean like that Beijing them fibers that
they be squeezing on their too. Yes,

539
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:42.679
old girl, that's Brucey says the
barber. Give them them ashy lines

540
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:45.840
with the pencil. Vonte point eighty
three one says, you're not supposed to

541
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:50.280
really set it like that. Some
barbers just don't know what they doing.

542
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.599
Yeah, long story short, people
lines on their face, that's all if

543
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:55.519
I say, long story short.
And fellas, I don't know if y'all

544
00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:59.719
know this, but we don't like
that. We don't like that. We

545
00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:01.920
don't like that murder sing chalk outline. We don't want to see the dead

546
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:09.320
body on your forehead. No,
I knew people were actually like going,

547
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:19.079
Yeah, next topic. I didn't
work on my transitions this week, y'all.

548
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:22.000
I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
I was too mad about missing my

549
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:23.760
flight. I didn't work on my
transitions this week. But it's a safe

550
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.679
space, so whatever, right,
So right, I learned something crazy this

551
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.559
weekend, y'all. And fellas,
let me ask you a question, is

552
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:37.440
this true or not? Right now? OG told me this, So I'm

553
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:42.400
just telling y'all. I'm just telling
y'all what the OG told me. Right,

554
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:47.840
So he told me that. And
OG told me that men always want

555
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:54.280
to cheat. I know, I
know, I hear me out right.

556
00:40:54.840 --> 00:41:00.199
And OG told me that men always
want to cheat, and they always thinking

557
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:05.159
about it. As they get older, they just grow out of it.

558
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.360
But whether they're in a relationship or
they're single, men always want to cheat.

559
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:16.239
Is this true? Is this true? Like, is it any validity

560
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:21.000
to this? And y'all tapping on
a live and let me know, is

561
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:25.519
there a world in which a man
can truly be monogamous and not want to

562
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:29.880
cheat and not want to cheat?
Because I asked him. I was like,

563
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.400
so you think like people can't be
with the same person forever, like

564
00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:35.360
you think monogamy doesn't exist, And
he was like, yeah, you can

565
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.920
be with the same person, but
you're going to want to cheat. And

566
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:40.719
I'm like, don't get me wrong. I understand that people grow and people

567
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:47.119
evolve and things change and what it's
necessary for your relationship changes. But to

568
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:52.920
me, I would assume that when
you're growing through those situations, you're also

569
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:54.239
able to go to your partner and
say, hey, this is what's changed

570
00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:59.199
for me. Have you ever considered
would you like to try? Like just

571
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:02.840
telling me that men always want to
cheat and there's no type of monogamy that

572
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:07.199
exists in the world, is that
real? Why is it the relationship based

573
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:12.079
around sex? Like I don't understand, I don't know nothing, Like that's

574
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:14.840
like a really, it's not that
big of a part of the relationship.

575
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:19.360
So he said, the older that
you get, he said, the older

576
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:23.400
that you get, the more men
learn how to control it. Is why

577
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:28.719
I feel like it's more like I
would call a horniness, like maybe you're

578
00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:31.639
just you're insatiable when it comes to
because that's why. But libido and wanting

579
00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:34.800
a cheat or two different things.
Yeah, that's why I don't I don't

580
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:37.360
understand the whole notion of like wanting
to cheat, like having sex with the

581
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:43.000
girl all the time, but cheating. It's like a thing like you know

582
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:45.320
you're gonna fuck her up if you
do that and you get caught about it.

583
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:46.320
So it's like a thing that you
really have to be committed to to

584
00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.679
do that, especially when you keep
doing it, like you just don't give

585
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:51.800
a fuck, Like it's weird.
I don't know. I can't say that.

586
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:55.679
All right, I'm gonna go to
the lie first. Bvps LLL cool

587
00:42:55.760 --> 00:43:00.760
J. Black men don't cheat,
And you know what, well black man

588
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:05.559
told me that. So now what
now? Now we're a all right left

589
00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:10.440
Riri without implicit bias says, why
be in a relationship? Then I agree,

590
00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:15.559
strife the Villain says nah. O
g Lyon Vibes and Flavor says,

591
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.679
how can you cheat if you single? No, I'm talking about like in

592
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:23.960
a relationship. Seabree's Chick says cheating
is a choice. We love. Carrie

593
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:30.519
says, Nah, that's crazy,
right. Jayden Moto says no, old

594
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.599
school, speaking for himself, always
wanted just one girl. I know,

595
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.440
that's right. That's how a post
the other day was like, so you

596
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.360
really just want to be one person
for the rest of your life? Actually,

597
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:44.800
yes, the funk I did?
Now I think about it, Yes,

598
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:47.320
I do, right. Nigro Dama
says wanted to cheat and going through

599
00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:52.280
with there are two different things.
What are you asking exactly? Hmm.

600
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:54.440
That's a good point. I didn't
clarify that with him, but I mean

601
00:43:55.239 --> 00:43:59.239
my standpoints is the same. Like, I feel like, if you want

602
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.599
to cheat all the time on your
partner, you probably have the wrong partner.

603
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:05.679
Am I tripping in that? Like, I'm not talking about y'all ain't

604
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:09.360
been together for thirty years and the
honeymoon face has worn off, and you

605
00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:13.440
know things have changed and the way
you view each other is different. I'm

606
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:15.880
not talking about that. I'm just
talking about Yo three months, saying you

607
00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:20.639
was just ready to cheat. I
think you're with the wrong person. Nobody.

608
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.519
Drop Top Move says, if you
want multiple women, we just stay

609
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:28.159
single. He ain't no og He's
just an old nigga. That's crazy.

610
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:32.199
Yeah, that's one of them people
like I call old niggas. Og In

611
00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:37.679
said the call ahead. I think
because niggas. Probably he just aga mmmm

612
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:45.719
he probably dark. Inant says uh
cap a lot of cap cap cap cat

613
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:50.159
crazy vibes, and Flavor says there's
nothing like New Pussy, but there's nothing

614
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:53.559
like loyd Z. Come on somebody
and let the church say amen, aymen.

615
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:58.239
Mister Touchet says, we don't always
want to cheat. We just have

616
00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:01.679
a natural chase in us. But
I think that the natural. What's wrong?

617
00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:07.960
Baby? You? Okay? I
don't know who's been walking past around

618
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:10.440
this time. He did the same
thing like last week when leave I was

619
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:17.639
here. She's concerned. What's up? Smooth C. Diggs one says America

620
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:24.119
is uh American ideology, but we
don't. I don't know. Bvps l

621
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:29.440
Cooj says it's valid. One man
reaches a certain age and he makes money.

622
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:34.519
Perspective changes if you already had your
whole face dark e and T says,

623
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:37.159
when you find that one, you
ain't tryna lose, you won't cheat.

624
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.119
That was always my standpoint on it, and i'm'a be real with y'all,

625
00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:47.039
Like I I really think that deep
in my heart like forever, right

626
00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:51.599
cause cause it's like really like deep
in my heart, I really do think

627
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:54.039
I was only in love once.
And the only reason I say that is

628
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:59.880
because it's only been one man who
I was just like so enthralled and happy

629
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:05.239
and fulfilled and joy for like I
don't want to cheat, like it's only

630
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:07.599
been one person like that, like
not now, because you know I'm healed.

631
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:09.440
This is before I went to go
talk to the lady, right,

632
00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:16.679
But prior to then, it's only
ever been one man that has satisfied me,

633
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:22.400
provided peace, made me feel protected, like I don't need nothing else.

634
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.119
It's no reason for me to venture
outwards. And honestly, that's one

635
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:28.880
of the reasons I knew, Like
yo, I love this nigga, Like

636
00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:31.559
I ain't never even halfway want to
entertain nobody else. I ain't even given

637
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:36.360
nobody my fake name. I'm not
even giving nobody my fake name and number

638
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:39.159
like, oh, bitch, you
love him. Oh, that's him,

639
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:44.920
that's Himathy, that's him right there. Yeah, that's him. Mm hmmm

640
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.320
hm. That's how I knew.
Really now once again, like I said,

641
00:46:49.480 --> 00:47:00.079
this is before and when. That's
to the lady, right before I

642
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:07.920
went to town to the lady.
But now I have a way better understanding

643
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:12.000
of what love is and how it
should feel. But from from that place

644
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:14.360
and where I was, that's one
of the reasons I knew, Like,

645
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:19.480
Yo, that's him. J X
Anthony says, So you've been out here

646
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:24.639
cheating on niggas, Stormy in my
past life. Okay, what Eric say,

647
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:28.920
I guess I'll see your next same
time. I don't do that in

648
00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:34.039
this lifetime. Okay, that was
my past life. Thank you and thank

649
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:37.119
you. Jared McGrew said, the
lady was working overtime hours for sure.

650
00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:51.400
Yo, y'all niggas think y'all funny
on here. She did and was and

651
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:57.159
was and was for sure. Yeah, Sis, Sis earned every dollar that

652
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.440
copey. Sis earned every penny of
that copey. But you know, you're

653
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:01.440
living. You learn, and you
grow, and you get to a space

654
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:06.079
where you feel comfortable sharing these stories
and you feel comfortable having these conversations,

655
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:09.480
and that's one of the reasons.
I know, like you know, it's

656
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:15.519
different. Now, it's different.
Now you want to do some edibles?

657
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:22.199
How much time you got shot?
Okay, so let's get into the edible

658
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:28.159
portion of the show. So the
edible portion is when I read questions and

659
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:34.000
stories that you guys send in and
if I usually put up a prompt on

660
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:37.599
the day of asking you for questions. I actually put up the prompt yesterday

661
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.000
because I was supposed to record yesterday, but like your niggas, no,

662
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:44.280
I missed my flight, but I
still got some of your questions. If

663
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:46.639
you ever have a question or a
story that's too long and it doesn't fit

664
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:53.119
in the prompt, you can always
DM me or email me at inquiries at

665
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:59.199
stormypea dot com. Right, I
just put like edible in a title or

666
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.320
story or advice or some shit like
that, something other than I just wanted

667
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.400
to get to know you, because
please, sir, I'm trying to work,

668
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.159
all right, thank you? All
right? So the first one,

669
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:14.840
this one was really good to me, right, Okay, first, let's

670
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:19.840
start over. It says do butt
plugs really turn ladies on? Right?

671
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:22.519
I just want to stop the stick
of pin in this because fuck that question.

672
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:27.119
Let me tell y'all, right,
buck that question. Fuck that question.

673
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.320
Uh yes to some women to eat
your own. You know it can

674
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:32.119
be a thing. Y'all know that's
my ship. We've talked about that before.

675
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:35.480
Butt plugs are my thing. But
I want to talk to y'all because

676
00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:42.320
this guy showed me that he was
dating this girl and she liked him so

677
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:47.599
much that he bought a butt Excuse
me, she bought a butt plug with

678
00:49:47.639 --> 00:50:00.559
his face on it. I know, I know, like she he said,

679
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:06.079
because she just wanted him in her
ass all day. Dan, that's

680
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:10.920
love, that's love. If you
love me, just say that stink.

681
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:15.880
If you love me, just say
that stink. If you want to hang

682
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:21.920
g a stink, just say that
stink, just say that stink. What.

683
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:25.000
I don't know, but I'm not
gonna lie, y'all. Now.

684
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:29.840
I can't wait till I get a
nigga that I like. I can't wait

685
00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:32.800
till I get a nigga that I
like. Boy what? And he showed

686
00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:38.679
me the butt plug and he had
this weird ass face like you can't see

687
00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:44.239
it if you're listening to audio.
But it was like, I don't know,

688
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:47.039
I don't know, but I'm gonna
steal that idea. I can't wait

689
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:50.440
till like a nigga, I'm gonna
give me a butt plug with his face

690
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:52.519
on it. Y'all. I'm so
excited. I ain't been dis excited in

691
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:55.079
a long time, especially when I
come to the butt plugs, saus I

692
00:50:55.119 --> 00:51:00.000
know, I haven't wanted to do
anything when it comes to the butt plugs

693
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:04.079
other than that foxtail. That's how
you go about to foxtail. Yes,

694
00:51:04.280 --> 00:51:06.719
yes, okay, yeah, it's
like a butt plug, but it got

695
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:10.880
a foxtail on it. I want
it. See, I ain't got nobody

696
00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:16.880
did all this fucking reforming and getting
rid of my toxicity, but nothing nothing

697
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:22.960
out here, having niggas pissing my
jaws for nothing. Nothing that was that

698
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:27.559
was before. Nothing that was that
was before I went to go talk to

699
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:30.639
the lady though, So I guess
that one don't really count. Check.

700
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.559
Yeah, man, shout shout out
to Wendy Manool. Her name is Wendy.

701
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.960
Her name is Wendy, lady down
the street the nuggets. Yeah,

702
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:44.519
I actually talked to her tomorrow.
I'm gonna tell her that I mentioned her.

703
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:47.760
She's so funny. Right. So
I think like a few weeks ago,

704
00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:52.079
we were having like a really intended
session and that was really really sad

705
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.679
towards the end of it because I'm
still working through things. Like I say

706
00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:58.800
I'm healed, but really it's no
such thing as being healed. Every your

707
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:01.519
mental health is a journey. There
was no final destination, right. I'm

708
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:05.280
just in a way better place than
what I was. Right. So,

709
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:10.760
I was having a really really really
deep like session, and so she was

710
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:17.639
like, well, would you like
something to cheer you up? First,

711
00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:23.920
all, Wendy's like an older white
woman too, so she's like she gets

712
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:30.280
very much like what was the old
grandma on uh looney Tunes? Yeah?

713
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:32.880
Right, She's so sweet. Right, So she was like, do you

714
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:36.920
want something to like, you know, cheer you up. I'm like yeah.

715
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:39.119
She was like, well, I
was on Facebook the other day and

716
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:42.920
one of your videos popped up.
I said, please, Wendy, don't

717
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.840
watch that shit. Where's Wendy,
don't watch any shit any of it.

718
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:51.119
She was like, I was really
proud of you. I'm like, thank

719
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:53.920
you, Wendy. God damn it, chit chit. Oh you know what,

720
00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:58.039
one day I should have Wendy on. You think she would? Come

721
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:02.519
on? I want to ask you
tomorrow. But y'all want to hear like

722
00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:07.199
me and Wendy talk and her like
tell me to stop being a fucking clown

723
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:10.320
all the time. Yeah, I
probably would. I definitely would. That

724
00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:13.920
would be extra session too. I
definitely would that. I'm wonna think about

725
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:15.679
it, think about it, think
about it, think about it. Uh

726
00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:23.079
So, next question, do you
like young niggas or no, I'm gonna

727
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:28.480
be real with y'all. I don't
know what would be classified as young niggas.

728
00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:31.119
But funny story, right, y'all
know what's that time of the year

729
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:45.199
where everybody be trying to spend a
block? Shot just maybe shot shot?

730
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:52.079
Come on, okay, right,
listen to me, listen to me.

731
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:54.079
I got a story for y'all.
Okay, I got another story. I

732
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:59.000
know this. This is another story. Right, So y'all know, w

733
00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:00.320
what's that time of the year ray
By trying to spend a black Right?

734
00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:06.920
So I'm talking to this one guy
and he spends the block and we're getting

735
00:54:06.960 --> 00:54:09.719
closure. We're talking about things that, you know, miscommunications, things that

736
00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:14.119
could have gone differently. We're taking
accountability both of us schooling, well,

737
00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:16.480
right, and he says, well, I'm gonna be real with you,

738
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:21.480
like if if we being transparent and
this is a safe space. First,

739
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:25.320
I love when niggas say this is
a safe space because it's like you're using

740
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:30.320
my lingos thing like you that's me. I say that, Like, is

741
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:34.239
this a safe space? Like that's
me? I say that right. So

742
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:37.360
he's like, if we could be
transparent and this is a safe space,

743
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:42.360
I'm like yeah, sure. He
said, well, I really stopped talking

744
00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:52.599
to you because you're old. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. This

745
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:59.719
nigga is like three years younger than
me. This nigga, it's not ten

746
00:54:59.800 --> 00:55:02.119
years younger to me. This nigga
has to be like three years younger to

747
00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:07.159
me, like three years younger to
me. And I'm like what, I'm

748
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:10.239
sorry what? And he was like, well, yeah, like I stopped

749
00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:15.840
talking to you because you're old.
I said, I don't m M,

750
00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:21.079
I don't understand what you're saying to
me. And he was like, well,

751
00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:24.000
you know, cuz I want more
kids, but I don't want kids

752
00:55:24.079 --> 00:55:28.960
right now, like I want to
be married first and I don't want us

753
00:55:29.000 --> 00:55:32.000
to keep waiting. And then we
get to a time where like it's unsafe

754
00:55:32.039 --> 00:55:38.199
for you or it doesn't happen.
How old you we got him? Nigga,

755
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:40.320
I'm like, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait

756
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:46.480
what what? I'm not listening here, baby, Let me tell you something,

757
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:50.000
right, let me say something first. I'm like, how old are

758
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:52.800
you? And he tells me.
I'm like, bro, you're not that

759
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:55.280
much younger than me. Number one. Number two, I didn't pay attention

760
00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:58.599
to you were younger than me anyway, and that's probably why the shit didn't

761
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:01.320
work. So number three, right, I'm like, well, I want

762
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:06.440
to get married, and I also
want to have more kids. I don't

763
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:08.159
want to have more kids without being
married. And I'm like, you know,

764
00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:15.000
I just that's so crazy to me
because we have talked about it on

765
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:17.840
the pie before. I do want
four more kids, right, But there's

766
00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:22.400
no such thing as a biological time
clock to me, because everyone in my

767
00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:28.119
family has kids old, Like my
grandmother's oldest child is the same age as

768
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:31.599
her youngest sister. Like everybody has
kids late in my family, like all

769
00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:36.960
the women, like I think right
now, like two or three of my

770
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.719
cousins are pregnant with like their first
and second kids. At like thirty five

771
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:45.119
to thirty seven. So it's like, I'm not even there yet, So

772
00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:50.400
why would I even be considering,
like, you know, racing this biological

773
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:53.360
time clock. Like I'm all for
and I support women who that is a

774
00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:59.159
major issue for them, The idea
that some mint women are racing this biological

775
00:56:59.199 --> 00:57:01.400
time clack. I get. I
know that it's just on the part of

776
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:08.119
me, right, So I'm like, and I had to sit because something

777
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:15.000
was festering in my spirit, right. And it wasn't the fact that he

778
00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:19.400
called me old. I wasn't mad
at the fact that he called me old.

779
00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:22.079
I wasn't mad at the fact that
he called me old, Oki,

780
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:27.400
fuck, I know I'm not old. It was the fact that you thought

781
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:34.840
I would wait eleven years after having
my first kid to then have a kid

782
00:57:34.920 --> 00:57:38.199
with you. Who the fuck do
you think you are? Like that?

783
00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:42.360
That's the part that got in my
mind, Like you think I'm waiting all

784
00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:50.559
the time for nothing? You think
I ain't had no other pregnancies? What

785
00:57:50.599 --> 00:58:04.119
the fuck you think that part?
And guess when the kids went the dog

786
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:13.159
not that guess what win? What
the fuck guess when they went Guess where

787
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.760
they went? We cut this out. Guys, they went the band baronhood.

788
00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:23.320
You were cutting this out. You
pissed her up off. Pister guy,

789
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:31.000
you're gonna call me to borrow like
like I did that. You think

790
00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:35.320
we can get you think you can
shooting that that power because I need to

791
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:42.599
shoot that audacity for me. It's
the audacity for me. No, no,

792
00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:45.400
no, okay. So for context, right, some of you are

793
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:49.519
little confused. I see it on
the live right. Some of you may

794
00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:52.199
or may not know. I'm gonna
say may not know. Apparently I do

795
00:58:52.280 --> 00:59:00.920
have a son and he is eleven
years old, so that's where the jokes.

796
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:08.239
Long story short, fuck them young
niggas. So no, ruin it

797
00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:13.760
for all, y'all. Yeah,
ruin it for all, y'all. Jared

798
00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:20.800
McGrath said, not homicide, call
me, Detective Toutuola homicide just called.

799
00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:29.719
They said, it's a daddy all
right, all right. Apparently we're getting

800
00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:31.039
canceled after this. So I want
to thank y'all for rocking on me for

801
00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:37.119
the past four years. Also real
fast though, in December it will be

802
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:38.480
four years. We have to celebrate. We have to do something. Four

803
00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:42.840
years. Yeah, four years.
My baby will be four years old.

804
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:46.199
My little chocolate ship and baby will
be four years in December. I will.

805
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:51.079
I think I am gonna have a
rellion. I'm have a reunion and

806
00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:55.679
then I'm gonna im mediately follow it
by being on somebody's beach. What do

807
00:59:55.719 --> 01:00:00.639
you nigga? Jared McGrath said,
just showed your age that quick with the

808
01:00:01.159 --> 01:00:08.599
SBU y'all't like SVU. That's some
old people. Shit fuck I like it.

809
01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:15.000
Come on, who fucking with Sergeant
Benson? Not even detective because my

810
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.599
girl's not here. She might be
captain, lieutenant, I don't know,

811
01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:22.440
but she did a nigga for real. Yeah, yeah, man. We

812
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:24.199
had a lot of laughs today,
but there are a few things I really

813
01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:30.360
want you all to remember. Number
One, apparently they closed the gate and

814
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:34.840
the doors fifteen minutes before the flight
takes off. I don't know who needs

815
01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:39.199
to know that I didn't. And
yeah, that's it. I'm not dressing

816
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:43.400
enough for Halloween this year. But
honestly, Halloween triggers me a little bit.

817
01:00:43.440 --> 01:00:45.119
Even though it's my favorite holiday,
I still get a little trigger because

818
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:50.519
it reminds me of that time that
that nigga pissed in my drawer. My

819
01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:54.719
non sexual turn ons. One of
them is that I like guys. I

820
01:00:54.800 --> 01:01:00.320
like watching guys clean their sneakers.
My second one is I like hearing talk

821
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:06.639
about sports makes my titties tingle.
I think that effort isn't gender based,

822
01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:09.559
and we all have to be putting
our best foot forward and letting people know

823
01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:16.199
that their attention and time and efforts
are appreciated. And it doesn't always have

824
01:01:16.239 --> 01:01:19.920
to be a grand gesture. Sometimes
simply a thank you or you know,

825
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:22.400
reaching out first or letting them know
that their feelain is mutual can go a

826
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:28.880
long way. O G told me
that men always want to cheat. Still

827
01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:30.440
waiting on to answer from one of
you guys, tell me if that's real

828
01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:36.519
or not. And yeah, I
want to find a guy that I like.

829
01:01:37.239 --> 01:01:38.280
I don't want to get a put
plug on a space on it.

830
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:49.000
It's romantic. I'm romantic. And
lastly, young niggas ain't shit and they're

831
01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:54.360
very entitled. Huh, it's been
eleven years, my nigga. Over a

832
01:01:54.440 --> 01:02:00.239
decade is crazy. You thinking you're
gonna break my over a decade streak is

833
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:06.480
crazy, right, But you know, long story short, my message is

834
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:08.559
always going to be the same.
Follow me on the gram at Stormy p

835
01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:14.320
p E A at chocolate chip and
sip. And if you don't remember anything

836
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:17.880
else, please remember I want to
go to a Packers game. I love

837
01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:20.280
you guys, and I see you
next week. Peace,