What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama,
Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the
Modern Day Female Perspective. Dreight, I'm son back at it again and back
at it again, y'all. Let me tell you about my amazing weekend.
All right, So this past weekend I flew out to go record a few
episodes with tonice Conversations. Right, it's a podcast, it's a live show.
It's all that and above all. Right now, this is actually like
my no, this is my third time flying out to record with Tonight's Conversations,
and every time I do, it's always a great vibe. Everybody there
is so nice. Thank you, Ace, thank you, everybody on a
panel, Keita, Randy, Trip, SD Tahoe and everybody else, Coco,
Anja, everybody, everybody you're talking about Trip. All the niggas love
Trip. Yo. Oh my god. Okay, you know what, let
me just say this right now, right, ah, let me take y'all
something. I know a lot of y'all men out there, y'all think y'all
Trip or your views aligned with Trip. I don't want to be that guy,
but a lot of y'all not a stereos y'all think y'all is, and
y'all really not trip for real. A lot of y'all think y'all tripped and
you're not. But you know what, I digress, all right, but
y'all, let me tell you how on my way back, y'all, why
did I miss my fucking flight back home? I missed my flight back home?
And when I say I missed, I mean I missed it by two
minutes. I got to the gate two minutes after the doors closed. I'm
like, ss, come on work with me. She was like, I'm
sorry, It's nothing I can do. I'm like, okay, just put
me on the next flight. She's like, oh no, we only have
one flight to Philly a day. That's it. That's it, and it's
done. And the only reason I missed my flight is because you know I'm
from Philly, right. What I call an uber. I don't have to
wait more than six minutes for an uber. It doesn't matter where I am,
doesn't matter where I'm going. I don't have to wait more than six
minutes, y'all. I sat and watched this join spend for fifteen minutes.
Fifteen minutes no driver ever connected with me. Fifteen minutes, finally I'm like,
fuck it, let me just go see what left's talking about. I
forgot about lift, forgot it existed, and finally I got it. And
yeah, I missed my flight by two minutes. I'm not gonna lie.
I had to spend an extra day in Ohio and I don't really know anyone
in Ohio. So I sat in my hotel room, eating ice cream and
watching Harry Potter, and I really enjoyed myself. I'm not complaining it that
sounds like vacation. I'm not complaining because I actually really enjoyed myself. H
Oh, No, I was butt ass naked in my bed, though,
I was butt ass naked in this hotel. But yeah, IP, I
watching Harry Potter eating ice cream. I ordered some shit from Target, and
I was living my best life. Right. So the next day, though,
you got Target room service, No, I ordered Target to my room.
Yes, I did pinky out. You know the vibes. So,
uh, today, when I got on the airplane, though, I'm not
gonna lie, I was being so fucking petty because like when I got to
the gate yesterday, she was like, oh, well, we closed the
gate fifteen minutes before the flight takes off. So today, when I got
on my plane today, I was looking at the watch myself, like,
oh, it's time to close the gates, right, So everybody just sitting
around, I raised my hand, excuse me, it's fifteen minutes out.
I don't care. I don't care. Y'all couldn't wait for me yesterday.
I know y'all remember me, I got the same clothes on. She gonna
have to wait till tuesday, just like I did. Oh well, oh
well, I don't care. I'm not gonna lie, though I felt the
inner petty in me because I was legit looking at my watch, like checking
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, like it's time.
But yeah, like I said, over ill had a really good time.
It was gonna seeing everybody. It's always really great conversations. I can't
wait till it comes out. And yeah, hopefully you guys will be seeing
more of me over there. I love everybody over there. Everybody's really good.
So I want to talk about a few things this week. Today is
Mischief Night. We're recording on October thirtieth. When I leave here, I'm
gonna go egg shots car. Actually, yeah, I got eggs in a
car. But yo, I'm actually really sad this year, y'all, Like,
I'm not dressing up for Halloween this year. I wanted to get dressed
up. I wanted to buy a costume because y'all know, Halloween is like
my favorite holiday next to Christmas. But I was filming. I wasn't here,
so like, I didn't get a chance to go to any Halloween parties.
I actually wanted to have a Halloween party. So I'm not gonna be
able to dress up this year. But Halloween is always a very sensitive time
for me because it always reminds me of that time that man pissed in my
drawer. Wait a minute, yeah, yeah, Halloween reminds me of that
time that grown man pissed in my drawer. Mm hm, you heard that
right, Yeah, you heard that right. I know some of you listening.
And wait, he pissed Yeah, he pissed in like the second or
third drawer. No, it wasn't like the last draw closest to the ground.
No, no, no, no, it was like the second or
third row. No. Uh, that actually had my pants in it.
Yeah, So Halloween is always a very sensitive time for me because it reminds
me of that time that guy pissed in my drawer. So here's what happened.
Right, we go out to a Halloween party. Me my girlfriend were
having a good time. M M. I see this guy that I'm casually
hooking up with from time to time. Right, So I see this guy,
know, we link up every once in a while. So I'm like,
hey, what's up. You know, we're having a good time.
Next thing I know, he's pouring Hanny down my throat. No, no,
I don't even drink any because it tastes like brub and alcohol. All
right, So long story short, we're having a good time. We're drinking,
enjoying the vibes. Right. So when the night is over, I'm
like, all right, holler at you. I'm out. I'm in my
uber, y'all. I'm in my uber on my way home. He calls
me like, get the fuck out the uber. I'm like what. He
like, get out the uber? Get out the uber. I'm like no,
right here, Like I'm behind you, right, little caveat I miss.
My man's also a cop, so now he's just outside doing the most
right. He like, get the fuck out the uber? Right? I
get out the uber. He take my girlfriend home, and then we go
back to my house so we enjoy the night. I don't really remember how
it ends because at this point i'm I'm I'm done. I'm done. Like
i've been drinking. I've been drinking. Okay, I've been drinking, all
right, I'm done. So the next morning I wake up and it's him
being the little spoon. Let me start this ober, I know, I
know, I know. The next morning I wake up, I'm the big
spoon. He's the little spoon, and he's in the fetal position with a
bunch of my clothes. Right now, I'm like, what the fuck is
going on here? I don't really I don't remember how the night ended,
right, but I'm like, yo, bro, you good? He jump
up. I also forgot to mention he had an on and off again girlfriend,
so he also had to work this morning. So she's blowing everybody up
trying to figure out where he at his job his best friend. But because
I don't really like people in my business and neither does he, his best
friend, don't know where he ain't either, right, so now he just
jumps out, like I gotta get the fuck out of here. Right.
This was before I was healed. I'm healed now. I would never gage
engage in this type of activity, y'all know that, right. So he
jumps out, leaves right, leaves half the fucking costume at my house.
Like two days later, my son walk in my room with his shit or
what, and I'm like, take it off, got back off? Right,
a bad jokeing, a bad joe, a fucking bad jaw. But
back to Halloween, right, So we wake up. He's jumped up,
he's like in a fucking mess. So he's leaving right quickly, exiting the
room. So, y'all, I go back in my room and my drawer
is out. This is like the third drawer from the top. It's out,
right. I look down and it's a puddle. I look back on
my bed. Those clothes that he was in the feetal position with, those
are the clothes that belong in that drawer, right, So I sniff it,
and I'm like, did this never piss in my drawer? He took
the clothes out the drawer and pissed in the drawer. Y'all. He pissed
in a drawer, right, I'm like, this can't be real. I
texted him, I'm like, yo, dog, did you piss in my
drawer? Hey like what, I'm like, did you piss in my drawer?
He facetimes me immediately, Hey, like, yo, let me see
it, right. I turned the screen around and let him see it.
I'm like, did you So he like, no, y'all, no,
I ain't do that. I ain't do that. I'm like, okay,
so who did it? Right now? At the time, everybody knows my
best friend has a key to my house. So he's like, maybe your
best friend came in. I said, hold, hold, hold you trying
to tell me my best friend came in the house, took the clothes out
the drawer, cut of them inside of your feetal position, y'all. Yo,
walked through the living room, came all the way back to my room,
took the clothes out the drawer, put him in your feetal position,
and then pulled the drawer out. Somehow hovered over the third drawer because if
you're sitting on the drawer, my TV's going to fall down. Because at
that time I didn't have my TV hunt. It was just sitting on time
of my dresser. So like, you trying to tell me she pissed in
the drawer. She squatted over the third dress her drawer without knocking a whole
TV dresser system down. Like she's not tall. She was all the five
two exactly. And I'm not talking about a short dresser. I'm not talking
about one of them short, long rectangular drawings. I'm talking about the long,
tall dresser drawer drawings. Like, Bro, what what he's like?
Yo? I gotta call you back. And then a nigga catched that me
money for a new dresser drawer, and we were fine, and we're still
cool to this day. He actually called me a few days ago and I
thought he was calling to talk about that. He actually wanted to link up,
but I was already going out of town so I couldn't. But yeah,
So that's the story of how a nigga pissed in my drawer, and
I've never forgotten it. It still haunts me to this day. I hope
that one day I'll be able to celebrate and enjoy myself without being reminded that
one Halloween being a man got too drunk and he pissed in my drawer.
Questions, anyone you know what my problem? I just want to reiterate y'all
know I don't drink Henny. No disrespects to the hind dogs out there.
I'll baby father calling me my bad y'all, no disrespect to the hind dogs
out there. But y'all know, Henny not really my thing. So I
should have known when niggas was clanking the honey bottles on the dance floor like
the fucking babble babble. I should have known then the night was going to
turn up. But for some reason, I said, you know what,
I got it. I can handle myself, like, you know, I'm
really sure about that. Sure, that's exactly That's exactly what my guardian angel
said. But since came down and saying you sure about that? You sure
about that? You know what? It's funny because I remember when we were
driving home, right, I remember he was driving so fast and I was
like cursing him out. I'm like, bro, you can drive superd on
your like I gotta get back to my son. Hey, like, I
ain't gonna let up have and you shut the fuck up. Very toxic right,
Like I said, wouldn't engage in this behavior if I was healed,
right, this is not the healed behavior that I engage in now, right,
But you're like, shut the fuck up. I got you, like,
you know right, I rolled the window, decide, should have known
what I was drunk. I rolled the window down, and I'm yelling out
the window. Police half, I'm yelling at the fucking window. No nobody
see us. I wanted to get out the fucking car so bad. I
wanted to get out the car so fucking bad. And you know how I
know it wasn't tripping. So me and my girlfriend sitting in the bag and
him and his best friend sitting in the front. His best friend is gripping
the old shit bar all right. Now. If you're listening on audio,
you can't see what I'm doing. But you know, if you're sitting in
a passenger seat, that little hook that's like right above the window where you
probably would hang hangers or like dry cleaning or stuff like that, you know
what I'm talking about. Yeah, he was grasping on of that motherfucker for
life, Like dear life. I'm like, what the fuck? We all
wanted to get the fuck out the car that night, and yeah, that's
how I h that's how I man pissed my drawer and the car around you
know when you're living your learn Okay, I've always said to you guys,
I'm not perfect. I'm not trying to be perfect, but yeah, stuff
happens. Hold on, let me go to the life. I didn't get
a chance to. Jovial Jay says, niggas be Hennie Bottle girls, you
gotta relax, you gotta relax. All right. I've been around saying,
Henny, high class ian j junkie juice. What the fuck? Why are
y'all like this? Yo? I've been around said that's crazy. Just me
One says craziness. Ronnie Riggel says wow clever. Corey says you need to
sell your real life stories to Tyler Perry. Hilarious. Listen, day,
I'm just gonna start a series of me just telling stories, like a storytime
series on YouTube. Right, and it's just gonna be me, don't you
know what I'm saying. I can do it, Okay, So oh yeah,
I got like three projects I'm trying to do right now, Okay,
can I can I call it the fourth project or no? Oh, right,
the fourth project? Right? Wait? Is it the fourth project?
Yeah, it actually is the fourth project. Okay, fourth project. I'm
just gonna do story times. I'm just gonna do story times on YouTube.
I feel like my story times be funny and they be real, and like
what if I like what if I like get the person who's in the story
to like corroborate, collaborate the story, corroborate, corroborate, corroborate, corroborate
the story. Let's call codd God damn the way he was acting. Oh
man, that is a good and that would be one of the stories I
want to tell too. I would reacted, yo, no, because I'm
not gonna suck up my drawer again. I can't. It's called a some
people gonna fuck up there drawer. I don't know, because you know,
my stories are a little embarrassing though, so I would have to tell those
stories with the people like in Witness Protection, with the shadow on them and
like disguise their voice because people be embarrassed because I live crazy life on TV.
Please don't get me started on to B I'm not gonna talk too much
shit because yeah, Clever Corey says, story time with Stormy do it.
That's what it is. Story time with Stormy shirt. Send you a short
Clever Corey, d M me your address so I can send you a shirt.
That was a good idea. Thank you. Oh yeah, I got
some merch, y'all. I probably should have water merch high. Okay,
next week I'm gonna tell y'all again I got merch. But I just want
to remind y'all I got merch. Yeah, go to stormyp dot com and
get your merch. I guess I should just wait until next week, but
you know, fuck it whatever, y'all. Now, I know some of
y'all not gonna be with me when I When I start this topic once,
y'all know I don't give fucked right. So can we talk about non sexual
turn ons? And when I say non sexual turn ons, I mean things
that have absolutely nothing to do with seduction the human body and actually trying to
turn somebody on. I just want to talk about non sexual turn ons.
Now, I've set on this pod and many times. One of my favorite
non sexual turn ons is I like watching man Kleenex Niggers. I know,
I know, I don't know what it is. I can't put it like,
oh my god, sorry, y'all, somebody's calling me stop. God,
may I can't fucking decline it? It was God, it wasn't God
actually, and I know that niggas see I'm on live, which piss me
off even more because I know the person who just called me sees that I'm
on live. But whatever. So yeah, anyway, like I said before,
one of my non sexual turn ons is watching guys them sneakers, like
I really like it. And now he's calling me regular because but I know
he sees me on live. Actually maybe he don't because we don't follow each
other. Toxic. I know now my live is jowelton. I have to
do it again, I know. I mean, I'm just gonna have to
cut it out, but then hot off, I'm actually not gonna cut it
out. I'm gonna leave it in because listen, niggas, damn just give
me a second. Okay. So I said it on the pot before.
One of my non sexual turn ons is I like watching guys cleaning sneakers and
then like, don't let this nigga have like a sneaker cleaning kit. Like,
bro, if you got a sneaker cleaning kit, like you pull a
little pouch out and it got the little scrubber, it got the little like
you know, the little foam, it got the cloth passed like baby what
like? But y'all already know that watching him and clean a sneakers definitely one
of my non sexual turn ons. But I realized I got another one,
y'all, I got another one. I got another one for sure. My
non sexual turn on is I like hearing men talk about sports. Is that
weird? Is that weird? Shot? I don't know, really, No,
I mean it's non sexual, so it's weird. I don't know.
Like I like hearing guys like talk about sports and getting all excited and being
all extra like, ooh, I like that money Like I like when they
talk about business. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, make your balls
bang? All right? What's like? I like when I like when they
be like getting all heated into the conversations and stuff. And I'm not one
of those girls that are like, oh my god, I like Shannon.
I'm so mad he left Chip duh. Like I'm not winning them girls.
I'm not winning them girls. Okay. I actually know what I'm talking about.
And I think that's part of the reason why, because bitch is not
Shannon Sharpey. It's not Shannon Sharpey. It never was and he was never
with Chip, him and Chip Skylark was never a team. They were never
a duo. Bitch, you were wrong. But I like like when he
gets passionate and they know their stats, like, boy, what you'll be
paying attention? Huh yeah, bring your delusional ass over here and tell me
how the cowboy's gonna take it. I like that, Like, yeah,
come on, come talk to me about the Chicago Bears and how the old
line is trash. I'm I'm no, baby, I'm no Come talk to
me. Listen. I have no judgment. This is the same space.
This is the same space. Baby. Tell me how you don't understand how
the Phillies didn't take it? Neither do I do. I all right,
I still really I don't understand how we didn't fucking perform, don't. I
don't know what happened. But yeah, Like one of my non sexual turnos
is I really liked listening to men talk about sports. Like I went out
to eat and I was with two men and they were just talking and I'm
just sitting here, like just going back with the conversation, like back and
forth, just going back and forth with the conversation, just side to side
m hm hm. Halving the time of my life, to the point where
one of them like stopped me, was like, okay, you you got
something ad to the conversation. I'm like, no, I'm just enjoying myself.
This is good. I feel like this is probably how in my mind,
in my mind, right in my mind, this is probably how men
feel at hooters or at the shaky butts. Like he's just watching and enjoying
the activities. I was enjoying the activities, enjoying the activities like you get
it. I don't know. I like it is that weird Corey She's man
said, or how Ksey choked and gave dimmer in that w baby. I'm
already over the Chiefs period, because I've had enough of this, uh Taylor
Swift Kelsey saga. I'm over it. And you know why, because y'all
don't never show when Simone Bows be at the games like who her man played
for? Yes, no, she's dating Kelsey and no, every three seconds
they're putting Taylor Swift on the goddamn jumbo tron. I don't want to see
this. I don't want to see this put on the fucking game. Please,
thank you, thank you. Who does Simon Bow's husband play for a
shaki google a real fest. But I would rather see her like, I
would rather see someone bows on the side, like cheering her man on like.
Plus, she's so beautiful in her skin, it's so amazing. I
really would rather see someone bows. But you know whatever, I'd much rather
see that Jonathan Owens. Who does he play for? Who he played for?
Anybody know who he played for? See? This is probably why do
y'all even know? Do y'all even know that Simon bows husband is a football
player? Does he play for the NFL? Or is he still in college?
I don't think he plays for college? Is he? I don't know
how she is? Well now I'm embarrassed, but either way, i'd rather
see her. I know he plays for he plays for the Packers. Okay,
so why y'all don't ever show some moon Bows at the Packers games?
That's what I want to see. Do y'all know? This is a good
question. Do y'all know that Simon Boughs the amazing Olympic gold medalists on gold
medalists on gold medalists, all right? Because she has a fucking bajillion at
this point, do y'all know that her husband plays for the Packers. Huh,
well, she's a gold medalist, right, but hear me out though,
Am I wrong in saying she's the Taylor Swift of the Olympics? So
why is she not getting the same coverage? Am I tripping? I'm going
to deepeness. It's just for me. Am I thinking too much into this?
Yes or no? Cause she's black since the stop. But yeah,
long story short. If somebody over at US, ESPN, Fox, Hulu
because Hulu has sports, I know that because Jayla Hurts is the spokesperson for
that. If when do y'all see this, show my girl some own bowls
when the Packers play, that's what we want to see. Corey Chessman Cheeseman
says, agreed. Oh, Jayala Hammond says the Ackers, thank you.
Jared McGriff said, the fact that you don't know her man's name is the
reason why. Okay, hold on, time out, time out, time
out, time out, time out. Shut shut the fuck up. All
right, you've been giving up these shirts left and right, and the you're
like, damn, hold on, nobody ever dms me the address. Like
whenever we say we're going to send somebody a shirt, Nobody ever dms me
their address so I never have to send them out. Like so far,
I haven't sent out one out and now after this they're all going to be
DM me their addresses. Watch. So I just like to say the fact
that we don't know her man's name is the reason why I'm gonna disagree.
I think that when Jesus says yes, he can't say no. So what
Okay, I'm putting in my request. All right, if you are a
Kim, I know somebody who works at the NFL. Who I know works
at the NFL. I do remember, I'm going to tet you soon as
we get out of here, because you need to make sure someone Boughs gets
more coverage. Mitcham says they showed her this past weekend, but I think
it's because she posted it. Boom. Jared McGriff said that man is a
scrub that's crazy. Stop stop stop stop y'all, aren y'all stop going because
he's trash. I don't like this. I don't like I don't like I
don't like where this conversation is going. Okay, yo, yo yo,
let me tell you how. I'm still scrolling. I'm still scrolling through comments.
I'm saying, like, because he's at bumps, because he's trashed.
Like now, I really have to go on my way and try to find
some stance out about this man, because I don't like the way things are
going. Jared mcgri says, Travis Kelsey got a Super Bowl ring. We're
not checking for her. Men, you know, why are you at his
neck like this? I don't like this. I'm just telling y' all what
I want to see. Corey Cheeseman says, totally different the hot celebrity dating
thing. But Simon Bouce is a hot celebrity. She's Simon Bouce is a
very well accomplished Yes, okay, I wish. Jeremy Group said, I'm
definitely sitting my p O address for my shirt. Y'all get on my nerves.
Corey Chessman says media hypes that hot dating celebrity gossip, so why can't
we be satisfied? And they're married? It is it no longer celebrity gossip
if they're married, like, it's over. Now. Come on, you
know I'm going you know what's crazy? Okay, y'all know I'm Prephilly.
Y'all know I'm a diehard Eagles fan, but next week or the week after,
because I don't know how long it's gonna take. I'm gona give me
an Owen jersey. Eagles fans hear me out, and I'm gonna put this
out now. I'm gonna wear my Owens jersey, but don't get it twisted.
I still bleed green, even though technically that's green too. But ch'all
know what the fuck I'm talking about, right, I'm gonna get me an
Owens jersey and bum He's hey, okay, hear me out. Maybe he
just needs to get a little more confidence and support from his community, and
I'm gonna provide that by wearing my Owen's jersey. And I'm gonna wear it
like Nelly in two thousand and seven, and I'm gonna turn that bitch around
backwards so you can see his name right here on my chest. I might
go like full jay Z and pull one arm out. I don't know.
Okay, I'm gonna make it look cool, but when y'all see it,
understand I'm still an Eagles fan. But yeah, I'm just representing my girl
and that's it. Because Simon Bows doesn't need the coverage we need to draw
attention to Owen's, which will then draw attention to bows. Okay, I'm
just gonna reach out to his team and see, like if he was a
bum, he wouldn't be in an NFL shot I'm talking about. See that's
cause y'all don't know him. Y'all don't know. He just need a chance.
Exactly me too, But he just needs a chance. He dan his
wife too, sim Boughs, I said wife this past weekend and people didn't
like that. So men, real fast, I just wanna pivot to a
different conversation. Do y'all like when women say that they wife y'all, or
like they're wifed up but they're talking about you Cause I said that like this
past weekeet into this conversation. Everybody's like, yo, you wilor, And
I'm like, I don't understand. Yeah, y'all love what's the difference?
M Dark Dark kN Dark Ken two way said, don't get that, but
man's jersey annoying. Yeah, I'm have to order that bitch for sure.
Jared McGriff says, as an Eagles fan, I understand why you feel the
need to support the underdog. Darren Hickens second said he made it to the
league, so he definitely not a bump. But we get it exactly clever.
Corey said, you must mean to real Owens? What was he was
an egle? No, I'm not talking about Owens when he played for the
Eagles. No, I'm not. I am cracking up. Believe that man
alone with his audience of one Yo, why don't see this? And this
is why Simon and Owens aren't getting the attention that they need to. I
don't see her. I don't say we're now on like game eight, right,
we're like a week eight. I've never seen her at any of the
games. They never show her. And then somebody send yo, real ship.
Yo, I'm going to a package we can film. Matter of fact,
you right, I'm going to a Packers game and I'm going where.
Yeah, I'm gonna have a sign that says where's Simone? Right, and
then I'm gonna have on an Owens jersey, but instead of Owens is gonna
say Bowls And I'm just gonna have my sign up that says we're Simo.
And if that don't get you all attention, I don't know what it is.
That's it? Listen, who want to go to a Packers game with
me. Let me know. Email me inquiries at Stormy p e a dot
com. Let's go. We're allside the p is for Packers. So speaking
of supporting your man, right, you know what I hear from a lot
of men, and it really gets under my skin because I feel like this
shit is so nineteen nineties, right, Like, I don't know who needs
to hear this, but ladies, it's okay to like your man back,
Like it's okay to show your man that you like him. And I'm gonna
say it again, like, Yo, seriously, I don't know who needs
to hear this, but ladies, it's okay to like your man back,
Like what the fuck? Like it's so funny because when okay, First of
all, right, I have a lot of male associates, friends, counterparts,
and I think it's mostly because I'm one of the few vaginas that they
convent to without being cut off mid sentence, one of the few vaginas that
they can actually speak to and trust that they're going to be heard, understood,
and if necessary, given a chance to explain themselves. Right. And
one of the things I hear so much is, you know, I'm putting
forth effort, I'm asking for days, and she's telling me she likes me,
but sissy acting like sh ain't fucking with me, And it's like,
yo, respectfully, men, just so you know, effort is not gender
based, all right. Effort is not dependent upon your gender, all right.
Like the same way that you're making an effort to let it be known
that you're feeling Sis and you vibing with her and you're making time for you
want to see her. Like women, we also have to be conscious of
the fact in being letting niggas know that we like him back, like seriously,
Like it can't be all that cool shit you've been trying to do on
the internet, Like oh my god, he's just be texting me and he'd
be on me and you'll be liking it. Add that in add that bart
In, y'all be quick to be talking about how niggas be in your dms
and trying to take you out and spending so much money and X, Y
and Z. But you'll be forgetting to add that you like it. You
like old boy, So why you playing Cause soon as he posts somebody else
white toes it his story. Now you're claiming in a group chat, So
can we stop this? Can we stop this? Now? We get a
sexy selfie with I'm not I'm not the two, I'm number one. It
never gave number two, it's always number why, like, oh ah,
that's my favorite one? Can we stop? Y'all get tired of shit?
Y'all don't get tired of this because like, I'm only in the group chat,
and I be exhausted just airing it, Like, y'all don't be tired
of this because maybe I'm tired. I'm tired of hearing it, all right,
and I'll be so confused because I'm like, why thought you say you
didn't like him? No? I never said that, but she was acting
like that. So now it's wrong for me and this man to think you
don't like him? Like, I don't know. All I'm gonna say is,
you know, don't listen to the internet. It's okay to like these
niggas, right, like, but that's only for the ones that are doing
what they're supposed to be doing. I'm not talking about boy Freddie. I
ain't talking about him. That's who you should have been folloween. I'm not
talking about fuck Boyfreddy I'm talking about them men who are showing up consistently showing
that they are actually interested in you. They like you, they want to
date you. They ain't even just trying to get your bandy draws. They
like you for real. It's okay to It's okay to show these men that
are showing up and showing out that the feeling is mutual. It's okay to
pay for a haircut, It's okay to send munch money. It's okay to
check in, provide peace acts if they need to vent. If he's doing
what he's supposed to do, what's the problem pay for a haircuts? Crazy?
What pay for a haircutters too? While? Oh no, I just
I'm just saying. If we're at the point where you purposely send him a
picture of you in the nailsa line asking what color should you get? But
low key, you're really doing that because you know he's going to send you
money to get your nails done. When he tells you that he about to
go holer at the barber, send him some money for that fresh white line
sis, hopefully not the ones that they be doing in Philly. I'm sorry,
Yeah, I'm sorry, I know I'm gonna get some pushback for this,
especially because I'm from Philly. That white line should be killing me.
I don't know, understand, I don't get it. I don't like I
thought it was a pencil, but it's really like skin. It's skin.
I thought it was a white pencil. It's not a white people having like
over on the hairline. Like the guy didn't wipe this shit off. You
know, I'm so far moved now, especially sainse my Son is growing his
hair out. That already was like the only reason that I was going to
the barbershop. But like now, I really I don't know what. Yeah,
I don't know what that dead body out for. I thought it was
supposed to like make a highlight between your Maybe it's like maybe maybe maybe all
right, hear me out, Maybe it's the dead body chalk line because the
barber killed that ship. Hello Hello, all right guys, Okay, all
right, I'm sure gonna go. I'm gonna go to the live. I'm
gonna go to the live and see. Okay, what the use was the
reason for you walking around with a white line on your fore head? So
you said that outfits says Rich. He was crazy. That was crazy.
Clever Corey says, no, that it is okay, but y'are not telling
me what it's for though, Like these guys coming to the live show because
I got me outfans do be at the live show. I'm not sure about
Clever Corey, but we've seen outfits a few times. The last time he
came, he had an anime shirt on. Okay, well, I'll show
shot the picture. Everybody faced. Hold on, I'm gonna scroll up.
Malcolm Mae says, we're the scene. Hey, I didn't even know you
was in here. Uh pay for my haircut. I know you want to
get married. Damn, y'all so easy. That's not easy. It is
how many girls do it. That's that's that speaks. It's not a normal
thing. Implicit Bias says, I hate that ship too. That white line
is not it. I'm over it. I hate this white line. Okay.
Vibes and Flavor says some lines are natural due to skin from the razor.
Okay. Coach Watson said them dms open. We look good together,
baby, I'm talking about the white line. We talked about the white line
first. Nobody in Famous says, you got me in trouble story. What
did I get you in trouble for nobody? Famous Outfit says, I honestly
don't know what that line is about, never got it or inquired about it.
Sea Breeze Chick says, is it a guideline? Like we have a
stencil for our eyebrows? Hold the fuck on it? It's for aesthetics.
I think it's I think it's a social separation between the hairlines and hairline.
I don't think it's some of them use it for a thinking. I don't
think that's I hope that's not what I. Malcolm Ma says, because these
old Barbara's vision be failing them, that's not it. You know how mad
I'd be? Well, I don't know nigga must pay niggas paying for the
hair because but you know, not mad I'd be if I paid my barber
for my haircut and I walked out because me and him, like the young
kids be asking the mirror them. I just walk out. You know how
mad? I look my chocolate I'm all dark, nigga, Okay, come
on, dog, I gotta answer. Well, I thought I had an
answer. I'm not gonna lie. I saw the screen name and I figured
you would give its answer because I thought you cut hair, but it says
cuts by Buck. They get it to make their hairlines stand out and to
make it last longer. It separates the It separates it because it stops your
hair from growing. It makes it. I don't know. If I don't
know, cuts by Buck, get back in here. We got more questions.
I don't know. Negro Domis seven one seven says the chalk line is
used to help barbers get a straight lineup, but young bulls be wearing them
thinking it's in style. Don't like that, Oh, just like the hoodies
in the mask and summer. Clever Corey says. Rookie barbers use that white
line to ensure they don't get they don't push back that hairline for god.
Kreflow Oka says hairlines are naturally crooked vibes, and Flavor says the white line
from the pencil is supposed to blend in with the enhancement. The enhancement you
mean like that Beijing them fibers that they be squeezing on their too. Yes,
old girl, that's Brucey says the barber. Give them them ashy lines
with the pencil. Vonte point eighty three one says, you're not supposed to
really set it like that. Some barbers just don't know what they doing.
Yeah, long story short, people lines on their face, that's all if
I say, long story short. And fellas, I don't know if y'all
know this, but we don't like that. We don't like that. We
don't like that murder sing chalk outline. We don't want to see the dead
body on your forehead. No, I knew people were actually like going,
Yeah, next topic. I didn't work on my transitions this week, y'all.
I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I was too mad about missing my
flight. I didn't work on my transitions this week. But it's a safe
space, so whatever, right, So right, I learned something crazy this
weekend, y'all. And fellas, let me ask you a question, is
this true or not? Right now? OG told me this, So I'm
just telling y'all. I'm just telling y'all what the OG told me. Right,
So he told me that. And OG told me that men always want
to cheat. I know, I know, I hear me out right.
And OG told me that men always want to cheat, and they always thinking
about it. As they get older, they just grow out of it.
But whether they're in a relationship or they're single, men always want to cheat.
Is this true? Is this true? Like, is it any validity
to this? And y'all tapping on a live and let me know, is
there a world in which a man can truly be monogamous and not want to
cheat and not want to cheat? Because I asked him. I was like,
so you think like people can't be with the same person forever, like
you think monogamy doesn't exist, And he was like, yeah, you can
be with the same person, but you're going to want to cheat. And
I'm like, don't get me wrong. I understand that people grow and people
evolve and things change and what it's necessary for your relationship changes. But to
me, I would assume that when you're growing through those situations, you're also
able to go to your partner and say, hey, this is what's changed
for me. Have you ever considered would you like to try? Like just
telling me that men always want to cheat and there's no type of monogamy that
exists in the world, is that real? Why is it the relationship based
around sex? Like I don't understand, I don't know nothing, Like that's
like a really, it's not that big of a part of the relationship.
So he said, the older that you get, he said, the older
that you get, the more men learn how to control it. Is why
I feel like it's more like I would call a horniness, like maybe you're
just you're insatiable when it comes to because that's why. But libido and wanting
a cheat or two different things. Yeah, that's why I don't I don't
understand the whole notion of like wanting to cheat, like having sex with the
girl all the time, but cheating. It's like a thing like you know
you're gonna fuck her up if you do that and you get caught about it.
So it's like a thing that you really have to be committed to to
do that, especially when you keep doing it, like you just don't give
a fuck, Like it's weird. I don't know. I can't say that.
All right, I'm gonna go to the lie first. Bvps LLL cool
J. Black men don't cheat, And you know what, well black man
told me that. So now what now? Now we're a all right left
Riri without implicit bias says, why be in a relationship? Then I agree,
strife the Villain says nah. O g Lyon Vibes and Flavor says,
how can you cheat if you single? No, I'm talking about like in
a relationship. Seabree's Chick says cheating is a choice. We love. Carrie
says, Nah, that's crazy, right. Jayden Moto says no, old
school, speaking for himself, always wanted just one girl. I know,
that's right. That's how a post the other day was like, so you
really just want to be one person for the rest of your life? Actually,
yes, the funk I did? Now I think about it, Yes,
I do, right. Nigro Dama says wanted to cheat and going through
with there are two different things. What are you asking exactly? Hmm.
That's a good point. I didn't clarify that with him, but I mean
my standpoints is the same. Like, I feel like, if you want
to cheat all the time on your partner, you probably have the wrong partner.
Am I tripping in that? Like, I'm not talking about y'all ain't
been together for thirty years and the honeymoon face has worn off, and you
know things have changed and the way you view each other is different. I'm
not talking about that. I'm just talking about Yo three months, saying you
was just ready to cheat. I think you're with the wrong person. Nobody.
Drop Top Move says, if you want multiple women, we just stay
single. He ain't no og He's just an old nigga. That's crazy.
Yeah, that's one of them people like I call old niggas. Og In
said the call ahead. I think because niggas. Probably he just aga mmmm
he probably dark. Inant says uh cap a lot of cap cap cap cat
crazy vibes, and Flavor says there's nothing like New Pussy, but there's nothing
like loyd Z. Come on somebody and let the church say amen, aymen.
Mister Touchet says, we don't always want to cheat. We just have
a natural chase in us. But I think that the natural. What's wrong?
Baby? You? Okay? I don't know who's been walking past around
this time. He did the same thing like last week when leave I was
here. She's concerned. What's up? Smooth C. Diggs one says America
is uh American ideology, but we don't. I don't know. Bvps l
Cooj says it's valid. One man reaches a certain age and he makes money.
Perspective changes if you already had your whole face dark e and T says,
when you find that one, you ain't tryna lose, you won't cheat.
That was always my standpoint on it, and i'm'a be real with y'all,
Like I I really think that deep in my heart like forever, right
cause cause it's like really like deep in my heart, I really do think
I was only in love once. And the only reason I say that is
because it's only been one man who I was just like so enthralled and happy
and fulfilled and joy for like I don't want to cheat, like it's only
been one person like that, like not now, because you know I'm healed.
This is before I went to go talk to the lady, right,
But prior to then, it's only ever been one man that has satisfied me,
provided peace, made me feel protected, like I don't need nothing else.
It's no reason for me to venture outwards. And honestly, that's one
of the reasons I knew, Like yo, I love this nigga, Like
I ain't never even halfway want to entertain nobody else. I ain't even given
nobody my fake name. I'm not even giving nobody my fake name and number
like, oh, bitch, you love him. Oh, that's him,
that's Himathy, that's him right there. Yeah, that's him. Mm hmmm
hm. That's how I knew. Really now once again, like I said,
this is before and when. That's to the lady, right before I
went to town to the lady. But now I have a way better understanding
of what love is and how it should feel. But from from that place
and where I was, that's one of the reasons I knew, Like,
Yo, that's him. J X Anthony says, So you've been out here
cheating on niggas, Stormy in my past life. Okay, what Eric say,
I guess I'll see your next same time. I don't do that in
this lifetime. Okay, that was my past life. Thank you and thank
you. Jared McGrew said, the lady was working overtime hours for sure.
Yo, y'all niggas think y'all funny on here. She did and was and
was and was for sure. Yeah, Sis, Sis earned every dollar that
copey. Sis earned every penny of that copey. But you know, you're
living. You learn, and you grow, and you get to a space
where you feel comfortable sharing these stories and you feel comfortable having these conversations,
and that's one of the reasons. I know, like you know, it's
different. Now, it's different. Now you want to do some edibles?
How much time you got shot? Okay, so let's get into the edible
portion of the show. So the edible portion is when I read questions and
stories that you guys send in and if I usually put up a prompt on
the day of asking you for questions. I actually put up the prompt yesterday
because I was supposed to record yesterday, but like your niggas, no,
I missed my flight, but I still got some of your questions. If
you ever have a question or a story that's too long and it doesn't fit
in the prompt, you can always DM me or email me at inquiries at
stormypea dot com. Right, I just put like edible in a title or
story or advice or some shit like that, something other than I just wanted
to get to know you, because please, sir, I'm trying to work,
all right, thank you? All right? So the first one,
this one was really good to me, right, Okay, first, let's
start over. It says do butt plugs really turn ladies on? Right?
I just want to stop the stick of pin in this because fuck that question.
Let me tell y'all, right, buck that question. Fuck that question.
Uh yes to some women to eat your own. You know it can
be a thing. Y'all know that's my ship. We've talked about that before.
Butt plugs are my thing. But I want to talk to y'all because
this guy showed me that he was dating this girl and she liked him so
much that he bought a butt Excuse me, she bought a butt plug with
his face on it. I know, I know, like she he said,
because she just wanted him in her ass all day. Dan, that's
love, that's love. If you love me, just say that stink.
If you love me, just say that stink. If you want to hang
g a stink, just say that stink, just say that stink. What.
I don't know, but I'm not gonna lie, y'all. Now.
I can't wait till I get a nigga that I like. I can't wait
till I get a nigga that I like. Boy what? And he showed
me the butt plug and he had this weird ass face like you can't see
it if you're listening to audio. But it was like, I don't know,
I don't know, but I'm gonna steal that idea. I can't wait
till like a nigga, I'm gonna give me a butt plug with his face
on it. Y'all. I'm so excited. I ain't been dis excited in
a long time, especially when I come to the butt plugs, saus I
know, I haven't wanted to do anything when it comes to the butt plugs
other than that foxtail. That's how you go about to foxtail. Yes,
yes, okay, yeah, it's like a butt plug, but it got
a foxtail on it. I want it. See, I ain't got nobody
did all this fucking reforming and getting rid of my toxicity, but nothing nothing
out here, having niggas pissing my jaws for nothing. Nothing that was that
was before. Nothing that was that was before I went to go talk to
the lady though, So I guess that one don't really count. Check.
Yeah, man, shout shout out to Wendy Manool. Her name is Wendy.
Her name is Wendy, lady down the street the nuggets. Yeah,
I actually talked to her tomorrow. I'm gonna tell her that I mentioned her.
She's so funny. Right. So I think like a few weeks ago,
we were having like a really intended session and that was really really sad
towards the end of it because I'm still working through things. Like I say
I'm healed, but really it's no such thing as being healed. Every your
mental health is a journey. There was no final destination, right. I'm
just in a way better place than what I was. Right. So,
I was having a really really really deep like session, and so she was
like, well, would you like something to cheer you up? First,
all, Wendy's like an older white woman too, so she's like she gets
very much like what was the old grandma on uh looney Tunes? Yeah?
Right, She's so sweet. Right, So she was like, do you
want something to like, you know, cheer you up. I'm like yeah.
She was like, well, I was on Facebook the other day and
one of your videos popped up. I said, please, Wendy, don't
watch that shit. Where's Wendy, don't watch any shit any of it.
She was like, I was really proud of you. I'm like, thank
you, Wendy. God damn it, chit chit. Oh you know what,
one day I should have Wendy on. You think she would? Come
on? I want to ask you tomorrow. But y'all want to hear like
me and Wendy talk and her like tell me to stop being a fucking clown
all the time. Yeah, I probably would. I definitely would. That
would be extra session too. I definitely would that. I'm wonna think about
it, think about it, think about it, think about it. Uh
So, next question, do you like young niggas or no, I'm gonna
be real with y'all. I don't know what would be classified as young niggas.
But funny story, right, y'all know what's that time of the year
where everybody be trying to spend a block? Shot just maybe shot shot?
Come on, okay, right, listen to me, listen to me.
I got a story for y'all. Okay, I got another story. I
know this. This is another story. Right, So y'all know, w
what's that time of the year ray By trying to spend a black Right?
So I'm talking to this one guy and he spends the block and we're getting
closure. We're talking about things that, you know, miscommunications, things that
could have gone differently. We're taking accountability both of us schooling, well,
right, and he says, well, I'm gonna be real with you,
like if if we being transparent and this is a safe space. First,
I love when niggas say this is a safe space because it's like you're using
my lingos thing like you that's me. I say that, Like, is
this a safe space? Like that's me? I say that right. So
he's like, if we could be transparent and this is a safe space,
I'm like yeah, sure. He said, well, I really stopped talking
to you because you're old. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. This
nigga is like three years younger than me. This nigga, it's not ten
years younger to me. This nigga has to be like three years younger to
me, like three years younger to me. And I'm like what, I'm
sorry what? And he was like, well, yeah, like I stopped
talking to you because you're old. I said, I don't m M,
I don't understand what you're saying to me. And he was like, well,
you know, cuz I want more kids, but I don't want kids
right now, like I want to be married first and I don't want us
to keep waiting. And then we get to a time where like it's unsafe
for you or it doesn't happen. How old you we got him? Nigga,
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
what what? I'm not listening here, baby, Let me tell you something,
right, let me say something first. I'm like, how old are
you? And he tells me. I'm like, bro, you're not that
much younger than me. Number one. Number two, I didn't pay attention
to you were younger than me anyway, and that's probably why the shit didn't
work. So number three, right, I'm like, well, I want
to get married, and I also want to have more kids. I don't
want to have more kids without being married. And I'm like, you know,
I just that's so crazy to me because we have talked about it on
the pie before. I do want four more kids, right, But there's
no such thing as a biological time clock to me, because everyone in my
family has kids old, Like my grandmother's oldest child is the same age as
her youngest sister. Like everybody has kids late in my family, like all
the women, like I think right now, like two or three of my
cousins are pregnant with like their first and second kids. At like thirty five
to thirty seven. So it's like, I'm not even there yet, So
why would I even be considering, like, you know, racing this biological
time clock. Like I'm all for and I support women who that is a
major issue for them, The idea that some mint women are racing this biological
time clack. I get. I know that it's just on the part of
me, right, So I'm like, and I had to sit because something
was festering in my spirit, right. And it wasn't the fact that he
called me old. I wasn't mad at the fact that he called me old.
I wasn't mad at the fact that he called me old, Oki,
fuck, I know I'm not old. It was the fact that you thought
I would wait eleven years after having my first kid to then have a kid
with you. Who the fuck do you think you are? Like that?
That's the part that got in my mind, Like you think I'm waiting all
the time for nothing? You think I ain't had no other pregnancies? What
the fuck you think that part? And guess when the kids went the dog
not that guess what win? What the fuck guess when they went Guess where
they went? We cut this out. Guys, they went the band baronhood.
You were cutting this out. You pissed her up off. Pister guy,
you're gonna call me to borrow like like I did that. You think
we can get you think you can shooting that that power because I need to
shoot that audacity for me. It's the audacity for me. No, no,
no, okay. So for context, right, some of you are
little confused. I see it on the live right. Some of you may
or may not know. I'm gonna say may not know. Apparently I do
have a son and he is eleven years old, so that's where the jokes.
Long story short, fuck them young niggas. So no, ruin it
for all, y'all. Yeah, ruin it for all, y'all. Jared
McGrath said, not homicide, call me, Detective Toutuola homicide just called.
They said, it's a daddy all right, all right. Apparently we're getting
canceled after this. So I want to thank y'all for rocking on me for
the past four years. Also real fast though, in December it will be
four years. We have to celebrate. We have to do something. Four
years. Yeah, four years. My baby will be four years old.
My little chocolate ship and baby will be four years in December. I will.
I think I am gonna have a rellion. I'm have a reunion and
then I'm gonna im mediately follow it by being on somebody's beach. What do
you nigga? Jared McGrath said, just showed your age that quick with the
SBU y'all't like SVU. That's some old people. Shit fuck I like it.
Come on, who fucking with Sergeant Benson? Not even detective because my
girl's not here. She might be captain, lieutenant, I don't know,
but she did a nigga for real. Yeah, yeah, man. We
had a lot of laughs today, but there are a few things I really
want you all to remember. Number One, apparently they closed the gate and
the doors fifteen minutes before the flight takes off. I don't know who needs
to know that I didn't. And yeah, that's it. I'm not dressing
enough for Halloween this year. But honestly, Halloween triggers me a little bit.
Even though it's my favorite holiday, I still get a little trigger because
it reminds me of that time that that nigga pissed in my drawer. My
non sexual turn ons. One of them is that I like guys. I
like watching guys clean their sneakers. My second one is I like hearing talk
about sports makes my titties tingle. I think that effort isn't gender based,
and we all have to be putting our best foot forward and letting people know
that their attention and time and efforts are appreciated. And it doesn't always have
to be a grand gesture. Sometimes simply a thank you or you know,
reaching out first or letting them know that their feelain is mutual can go a
long way. O G told me that men always want to cheat. Still
waiting on to answer from one of you guys, tell me if that's real
or not. And yeah, I want to find a guy that I like.
I don't want to get a put plug on a space on it.
It's romantic. I'm romantic. And lastly, young niggas ain't shit and they're
very entitled. Huh, it's been eleven years, my nigga. Over a
decade is crazy. You thinking you're gonna break my over a decade streak is
crazy, right, But you know, long story short, my message is
always going to be the same. Follow me on the gram at Stormy p
p E A at chocolate chip and sip. And if you don't remember anything
else, please remember I want to go to a Packers game. I love
you guys, and I see you next week. Peace,