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Fusion frenzy. Don't touch that dying, but we will be back in three

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minutes with what happened to this monkey? Is this a thing? It's like

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a to a monkey. You gotta
guess what happened to it? Yes,

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it's really to a jpeg of a
monkey that's been like really like you're not

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even really sure it's You only know
it's a monkey because the announcer said what

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happened. The only information you have
is admit you were given and you gotta

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guess what happens to the monkey,
like I don't know if fell down.

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You are correct, so stupid.
Welcome, We're going to the start tank.

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We post our dick pics there every
single day. That's a lie,

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but it might not be a lie
one day, so like go over and

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check it just to see if we
could that could be a lie. Also,

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like we this could I could be
lying to you about the fact that

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that's a lie. You'll never know
unless you go send us all of your

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money, every single bit of it, every cent, every haypenny every single

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like, if you have a wroth
IRA or like a CD, take your

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money out of there, put it
in us to sound financial advice. Fuck

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your CD, Fuck your future,
honestly do We're on the brink of World

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War three. Who the fuck knows
even if if there's even if there's even

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another twenty twenty years left on this
thing, So uh, live it up,

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man, live it up. I
agree, I agree, he agreed.

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Look, I look, look,
I definitely there's gonna be at least

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twenty more years. Like, look, I don't just give us your money,

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right, like, there's no no
like dancing around it, no,

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like if ends a butts. Just
give us your money because we need it

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more than you do. Yeah,
no conversation. Yeah yeah. And you

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could write it off because you could
say, like these three minorities ganged up

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on me, on me, it
took my money, write that off.

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But you can write right off being
robbed. I'm oh fuck gets up and

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leaves on. Yeah, hold on
all right, hold on, let's stop

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recording real quick. Oh man,
So what happened? What happened in the

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last couple? Look at him eating
drinking water bottle in front of it was

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a wee bit of quackle right in
front of the mic. All right,

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we didn't even like you didn't even
walk to the other side of the room

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to do it. Like a good
podcast. Here walks off no pants on,

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walks the other side of her room
and camera swing it, drinks water,

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gets hard, comes on the camera
comes my bad guys. So they

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should have mods in video well,
I'm sure they have mods and video game

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but this should not even mods.
This should be just like a staple in

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video games where like you know how
there are some mods that make tit physics

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like ridiculous, where like yes,
a character will turn around and then it'll

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like jiggle like like like ridiculously.
They should have that for for for penises

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in video games. I think they
should have it so like if somebody stood

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up and ran to the other side
of the room, it would it would

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helicopter for miles for days. I'm
kind of upset that they they've never had

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like video games aren't like equal opportunists, Like there's no equality in that where

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I feel like the dudes are always
left out. And it's one of the

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reasons why I use so many nude
mods for dudes in my games because I

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want to show people that it's unfair
that oh, everybody only just wants to

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mod the chicks and so their big
tits can explode out of their top.

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And I'm like, what about the
men? Yeah? Man, what about

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red Field and his massive penis?
Well, he's on a mission to find

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Ethan winners or whatever. It's it's
yeah, man, it's it's It's only

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fair. It's a missed opportunity.
There's ad for Street Fighters six where a

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guile is like waiting like on the
like screen and this dick is like a

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foot and a half long, bro. And I was playing it at my

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friend's house and I saw that,
and I was completely taken out the game.

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I was like, I don't know
how you could ever compete in a

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fighting game where you could see someone
with a dick that big and think I

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want to fight this? I think
was that big of that hard? You

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still want to fight them? Ye? Speaking of yeah, speaking of taking

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out the game. Rest in peace, Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry is gone

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from Friends. The entire cast of
Friends is now dead, uh because crash

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a reunion. They're doing a reunion
and they another another reunion year ago something.

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Yeah, they're going to make a
new show called Acquaintances, and it's

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about the friends after they've grown apart
from many many, many many years,

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in part where they no longer have
anything in common. I'll hear from like

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maybe like once a year or something, you know, like just a quick

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little reply to an Instagram post or
something. Yeah, it's like it's like

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the intros like slowed down. It
just sounds like it's like they're melting.

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So no jujulo if feoz and you
just kind of just making it sad as

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fuck, like, damn, yeah, we grew apart man, and then

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Matthew Perry died. Yeah, then
Matthew Dude, he was fifty four to

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that. That's not even remotely That's
the saddest thing about it to me.

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It was like, damn, that's
not even remotely that old. Like that's

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what he said, like drowned in
come or something. What was it drowned?

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He drounded to come, He drowned
in a dracuzzie. I think what

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I think the story is he had
a heart attack and died drowned in his

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racuze, which is fucked. It's
extra. It is really sad. I'm

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not like the big I'm not a
Friends guy really at all. I thought

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although like the parts, the few
parts of Friends that I did like chuckle

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at did happen to involve Matthew Perry
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I get it. I get why
people are sad. Friends is a

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big show. I'm sure I'm definitely
gonna be like this when like Elaine dies,

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Like when Elaine dies, I'm I'm
fucked. I'm like ruined for a

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good week. Probably that sucks,
like she's she's like something I care about,

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Like like Elaine is like someone that
like that, like I give,

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like I don't give. I may
he rest in peace of fortunately died young.

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I don't give a fuck about this
guy dying at all. I don't

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like Friends, never liked Friends,
never will like Friends, never gave a

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funk about the series. I've always
been that way. I'm sorry. I

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still watched Friends when I was growing
up a lot. I would also show

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stupid as fuck. I don't know
how she laughed at it, but just

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died very young. There's some scenes
the scenes it's not it's it's not it's

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agree with that hard stance. Crazy. It's very funny. I think it's

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very funny. I don't think it's
very funny either, But I don't think

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it's like bad, Like it's kind
of like bad. I just don't I

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really don't get it, and I
know I don't care to get it.

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I think that's where I stand.
I'm not standing on like the fact that

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it's bad. I just never liked. It reminds me of like like like

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a proper reaction to the Big Bang
theory, where it's just I legitimately don't

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understand that at all because I literally
feel nothing. I've seen plenty of scenes.

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I've seen plenty of moments in Friends
where I've gotten chuckles. Uh,

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there's enough of them. And I
also liked I think this was early on

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in the in the series that they
they purposefully whoever, you know, the

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whoever was running the show, they
would not put the women in bras,

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so like that was really cool,
that is true. Yeah, yeah,

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I thought that was pretty cool.
It was pretty neat. It was pretty

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cool. I appreciate it. But
yeah, they just didn't have bras on.

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Their nips were just popping out of
their shirts. I guess here's dunstan

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uh in Spider Man one and the
one man, but uh yeah, here

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only a Spider Man one because alas
Spider once started coking rough but so turned

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only in one, only in one
talking about she's finding she looked different.

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So here's here's the thing, Jesus, here's the here's the thing about Like,

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I will say that that couch gag
on Friends does make me laugh when

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they're moving that when they're moving the
couch up the stairs and they're like really

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uncoordinated, that's like a great that's
a great scene on Ironically, even though

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it's just like the same joke over
and over again, I love that scene

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because I relate to it and I've
been there, but like, yeah,

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it's it's mostly like and it's a
standard. The only time it's really fun

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is the blooper. That blooper part
is what it's hilarious. Like, I

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don't remember the blooper. I didn't
see the I'm not that I'm not that

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big of a Friends fan, so
I haven't looked into the bloopers like you

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have. But that's what that's what
makes that that scene funny. I don't,

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I just seem truly funny. I've
also, ironically no joke. I'm

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dead serious. The samely with Seinfeld. I've never really sat down like I

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want to watch Friends, but I'm
sure I've seen the whole series. I'm

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sure i've seen I don't think I've
seen the whole series, but I've seen

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enough of it. But think about
it. To me is the thing about

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it to me is like I don't
know man like because that that guy,

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he had like an addiction problem and
all sorts of shit. It's it just

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it does like when Jerry Seinfeld dies, I'm not gonna give a ship,

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Like I will not. I sincerely
won't care. I love that show,

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but I know even he The thing
about it is like I know he won't

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care either. The thing about Jerry
sims like I believe, I fully believe

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that Jerry Seinfeld will not give a
ship. I mean definitely why he will

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be dead. I don't think anybody
what I mean. It's just like generally

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like he's like he's he's so rich, he's so rich, he's lived such

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an insanely amazing life, and he's
just like yeah, whatever, Like I

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will not feel bad about that.
No, my money, I can't take

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my money. Math Perry just like
drowning in a fucking Jacuzzie for my money.

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I could do with the afterlife.
Why is it so dark? Where's

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all my cars? Where's my forty
thousand dollars? So many cars? Bro,

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it's a sick man. Why do
you have that? Man? And

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jay Leno and ship and like I
said this, I say this, I

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said this. The only thing that's
supposedly not a sickness to hoarding is money.

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Everything else is fucking crazy. Like
you know, even is pretty crazy

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to be crazy, it's just you
don't perceive it as such. I think

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it's absolutely insane. I'm just saying
that, Like society doesn't see a billionaire

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and think, oh, that is
insane. Amounts of money that you'll never

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use in a thousand lifetimes. You
know, they don't try about gotta buy

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cars, man, you gotta buy
all those cars, you know? Jay

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Leno exploded? Did you know this? No? What do you so?

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So? Okay, first off,
I'm not I know this sounds like me

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lying to you, but that's your
spid is going to be dude, I

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am not kidding. Jay Leno,
I think exploded and on fire. Yeah,

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like we did not explode, Chris, That's not the same thing exactle

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bit but so jay Leno was like
I don't even know. He was like

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doing like the Akira slide on a
motorcycle, drifted over like a pile of

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gasoline, like a bunch of gasoline
blocks, and then fucking sparked himself up

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and exploded and then he got set
on fire and his face fell off.

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And that's real. That's like a
real jay Leno lore. That's a real

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His face fell off. He got
caught up in an accident and he burned

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his face. He was not there's
so do you understand, like when was

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this It was like last year?
I think, actually it was it was

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a few years ago. It was
a few years here. I think it

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was like either during the pandemic or
like pre pandemic, a little like just

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before the pandemic, where like this
actually happened to jay Leno. He burned

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his face, his face burned and
fell off to the ground. And now

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it's like it's like some kind of
somebody's like the Joker mask was like it's

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literally it was like the mask somebody's
walking somebody's walking around with the charred the

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chart original face of jay Leno because
he got like a bunch of reconstructive surgery.

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This is real and Corn O'Brien started
laughing audibly laughing in the background.

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Man, that whole man, that
whole city, that whole, that entire

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grimoire is incredible. Like that is
some of the best lare I've ever read.

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Like the Jay Leno Cony I love. Every single time he would go

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back on Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy
Kimmel would just start insaulting him vapidly immediately,

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Like he would go back on there
again and Jimmy would just start insaulting

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his character immediately. I don't even
like Jimmy Kimmel at all. I don't

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like him even slightly, but that
guy would always tear him down to a

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piece of city. You remember when
he did black Face. Hell yeah,

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absolutely about that. But it's one
of my favorites. See, Like,

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look, man, I loved old
school comedy because no one gave a like

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it's so funny where it's like I
can't believe people are putting this on on

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television where they think this is totally
okay. He was basically who's that that

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that rapist basketball player which his name
Carl Malone, I don't know Carmelone.

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Carmelone who impregnated a thirteen year old
oh beat yeah, that's pretty crazy.

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One of the best basketball players to
ever win a championship on the Utah Jazz,

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I'm pregnated the thirty year old girl. But yeah, he he but

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see, Okay, to be fair, nobody really knew about that at the

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time. It was it was very
hush hush, obviously for obvious reasons that

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were like, let's not listly this
son of the rug crazy. I didn't

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know that. I didn't know anything
about that. That's fucking wild. It's

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uh, there's insanely is a giant
piece of ship. But uh, you

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know, anyway, people didn't know
at the time, so you know,

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it's it's one of those things where
Hollywood and the people were on the scenes

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they know, but we don't know, kind of like anybody else that's me

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get got me too or whatever.
Anyway, Yeah, so you can look

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at Jimmy Kimmel blackface, he's uh, he's done up entirely. I'm alone,

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and it's it's one of those things
where it's I love this old ship,

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where like, oh uh, what's
his name? Who's the nervous guy?

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That does the Tonight show or or
what is it? What does he

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do? Which one is he he
did? Yeah, I don't know,

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whatever the show because he took over
for the chin, right he did black

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face do though? Yeah he did? He did. Chris Rock did christ

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being like pretty good though, dude, honestly it isn't It is genuinely an

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amazing impression. But at the same
time, it's like, Bro, you

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didn't have to didn't you have to
get the You didn't have to get the

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whole fucking the makeup department of the
Grinch to help you do this. You

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know, you can just did the
impression and then and figure it out.

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Like I love it. I love
people. I love people doing black face

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and not understand it's a problem.
Yeah, I love it. I love

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it because it's like it is pretty
like the last the only it kind of

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amazes me that Robert Downey Junior just
got away with tropic thunder, Like I

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understand why, because like that's the
whole point of the that's the whole point

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of that character in the movie,
right, But at the same time,

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it's still like it relies on so
much context that you would expect you would

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expect that to be a genuine problem, but it just never really was.

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I see trending every now and again. I see it trending every now and

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again on TikTok and Twitter and stuff
and no and nobody. It never really

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gains any tracks because of the context
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reason why it's fine. I think, I mean, and that should in

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my opinion, that should be protected
when when it's when it's it's for the

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purpose of when it serves that purpose. The same with us. Sir Silverman

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did a similar thing. There are
some people that have done blackface. For

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example, it's always sunny with the
with the oh yeah, the lethal lethal

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weapon five, they have the same
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It was obviously an issue. Other
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that it made that for those purposes, I think, And it's it's a

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shame that they there's a there's a
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I can't remember who does it.
I think it's I think it's Chang does

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it yeah? Yeah, I think
show yeah, and the Chevy Chase would

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do that. Does it taste?
Does it offset? But uh? He

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like this was on the show for
Detroy every day. But the thing that's

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that's crazy and that's why doing music. The thing that's really crazy about that

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though, is like, so you
have on Always Sunday, Like I think

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those episodes were removed or something,
right, they were, like they were

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on Hulu and they took them off. That's crazy. They took the Legal

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Weapon five episode off. That to
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That to me is too much because
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that they are fucking horrible. That's
the whole joke is that they are.

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The first episode, the first episode
is the Gang. Yeah, like they're

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trying, Yeah, they're trying to
try to prove the not racist. The

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thing I don't like about it specifically
though, is like Charlie, Charlie,

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the least racist one gets literally is
genuinely not. But so what's weird that

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is like so making fun of the
concept of somebody being stupid enough to do

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blackface, which is the point of
that joke, right, That's like that's

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too far. But then you have
every episode where Dennis is there and Dennis

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is like literally a serial rapist problem
monster, like the Implication episode. The

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Implication episode by itself, like the
fact that that's that that's still up there

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is kind of crazy. Yeah,
he was like a cool boy, the

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pool guard with the little guy,
and he was going to sleep with that

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teenager. He was going to sleep
with the little Oh, He's like,

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I'm all yours, where do you
want me? It's such a classic shows

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you that the selective you know,
the selective outrage where it's it's like,

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oh, let's do this too,
and when you the thing that pisses me

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off because it's it's really only there's
loud activist voices that are speaking out.

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into like black communities and ask them about

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this shit, and like if they
were to see it, they would be

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like they think it's funny too,
because yeah, it's just like it's just

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like a thunder dude. It's just
like traffic thunder where it's like I have

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not met a single I've not been
a single black person that has a problem

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with Robertwney Junior traffic thunder right,
And they specifically had that one other black

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character to represent, you know,
the people who would obviously have a problem

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with it in like a real world
context, like if somebody was actually doing

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that and they had that other dude
that's like you took you know, the

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only black role, and they give
it to this Australian guy like that guy

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was there and to bounce off each
other. It was. It worked so

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well to the point where I remember
Jamie Fox went on Joe Rogan's podcast and

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then Jamie Fox became the arbiter of
niggas for a second and they were talking

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about that and he was like,
I give the pass and it was like

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a moment that people were like,
all right, Jamie Fox said, it's

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cool. We can't we can't funk
with it anymore. It's over. And

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it's I think Jamie Fox, Yeah, is he okay by the way,

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like because he's recovering okay? Good? Yeah, because because we heard that

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he was like all fucked up and
then we just didn't hear anything. So

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I was like, uh, it
makes it crazy is that Jamie Fox is

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really not young, like really not
young his fifties or something. He's like

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fifties wearing his sixties. And it's
like he looks he looks so good for

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his ages, like like no one
looks as good for the age as he

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does. Genuinely, like he looks
well, probably not anymore. It's probably

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like trimmed down a lot and like
not the same shit. He wasn't.

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Well, Sigourney Weaver looked pretty amazing
in her fifties too, Like to be

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fair, Sigourney Weaver is, Oh
my god, Alien, you know Alien

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she was in. She's been in
a ton of shit. You know who

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Sigourney the fucking protagonist and Alien?
Yeah, Scott, No, oh my

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god, director, dude, whatever
her name is Ridley something. I know

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both Ridley's in both of their names. Yeah, I know you're talking about

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though. Yeah, yeah, she
plays No, no, she's not her

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fifties. Then she's in a movie. I don't remember what movie. What

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movie is, It's like a sci
fi movie where she plays like this this

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blonde chick with like a big with
big boobs, like I don't remember what

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the fuck. I don't remember what
the movie was, but uh, Galaxy,

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it's Galaxy. Questke's movie next to
ninety two. No, definitely not

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space movie. I don't know whatever
she's in there, whatever that movie is,

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she looks great. And I found
that she was like fifty something or

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like, what the fuck? That's
crazy. So like some people just take

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better for yourselves. I will say, dude, there's somebody I I know

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that. No, it's that's not
necessary. It's totally necessary. I don't

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have to say that. You already
started. So yeah, it's true.

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I was gonna say, dude,
like, you know, Matthew Perry had

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a drug problem. Okay, that's
fair. But he looked pretty rough for

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fifty four, man like he looked. He looked really rough for filly.

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That'll do it, man. And
some people, let's just be real,

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some people like genetically some people age
like fucking milk. Some people are just

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genetically cursed and they do not age
well. Man. And then if you

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stay out in the sun, because
the sun damages your skin, right,

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so if you someone who likes to
go on the sun a lot, man

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like, just that's why it's like, I love my fucking I love my

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chocolate skin. Where it just I
hate it. I'm gonna look good for

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a long ass time. Man.
I hate I hate your chocolate skin.

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I hate why your skin makes me
bad. I hate your skin. Is

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it not dark enough? Is that
the problem? Everything gets wrong with it?

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Everything? I love it. The
color of band I hate when I

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was younger because I was not a
lot of white people, and they made

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they pointed out how black I was. Very often people then I got old

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and I was like, oh you
look terrible and I look good. Still,

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so you you had random people going
up to you saying you're black.

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I would whenever, whenever a conversation
would happen. Derek probably maybe maybe less

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because it depends you grew up in
Hispanic area. Spanish are also extremely racious

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as well. But whenever, whenever
you're whenever there's a time to make a

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black person notice they're black, when
they're the only black person, it happens

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every single time. Yeah, whenever
it's a time to let you know that

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you're different, they do it all
the time. You know what, the

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most when I was around more black
people, it stopped was black. Yeah,

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there's no reason to the funniest thing
about all of that is is that,

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like I think, Derek, you're
the one who posted it that that

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Nigerian guy, you're a black person. That guy, Like like the second

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I saw that guy, I was
like, oh, Kingson and Derek are

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not black, Like that's insane,
Like that is we're brown. I love

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seeing I love seeing like dark Africans
like that because people really get to understand

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where the name came from. Same
with like an with a Native American where

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it's like a dark ass native dude
that is on the border of like a

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fucking red shade. Where that's why
you get like these the stereotypes where it

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comes from the porcelain white people in
the fucking UK, you know, like

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where it's like you are literally white, you look like milk. It's insane,

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and uh so I love seeing this. Most people aren't his color,

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granted, Like my dad is dark
as fuck. My dad's not that guy's

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color. No, that's what I'm
saying. Guy, it looks like that

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guy looks like living Obsitian. He
looks like it's like a piano key.

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Yeah, you know. You know
what I'm saying is like I see that.

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I see that, and I get
like, you're almost like you see

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you think about how like those like
white supremacists, right, they look at

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like like an Italian or something,
or like or like a Jewish person with

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like even the slightest bit of pigment. They're like, they're not white.

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Yeah, they're not really white,
And like, what are you talking about?

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And then I said that I saw
and then I saw that jeering eye.

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I was like, oh, I
totally get it, Like they're definitely

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not Yeah, you're not white,
and you're like, there's something because that

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is black. That is the blackest
person I've ever seen. My lad he

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has that guy he has a black
beanie on, and his black beanie absorbs

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more light than his fucking skin.
It's crazy or less light. That guy

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is kind of the kind of dark
that if I had white sheets, I

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wouldn't let him sleep on my bed. I would change the sheets. I

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assume he would stain the sheets.
Okay, that is that's not even racist.

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That's not even racist. That's just
like I don't want to that's definitely

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not racists. Definitely I'll put I'll
put on the blue ones or like the

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like the green ones, but the
white ones. I thought he's gonna stain

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them, man, like he's not
gonna do with his character. Though,

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I will say it's the opposite ends
of the spectrum. Both frightened me,

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like like when I see someone that
dark, it kind of like, I

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don't know, I have a little
bit of response like whoa. And the

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same thing when I see like someone
that is so fucking white that you see

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all of their veins, and I'm
like, oh, it's just like there's

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like you see the lanes in their
face and ship like it's the extreme.

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It's the extremeness though, because like
you, you so rarely see shades that

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intense where it's like, oh my
god, that guy looks like someone's shadow

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ran away. Man. It's crazy
the idea have someone being so that they

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touch you, like, don't fucking
touch me. It's crazy, like like

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you break like everything is fine,
you were really respectful, They get the

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fuck away from me. I did, h I briefly. I briefly.

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This was around the time when when
uh, this is around the time when

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I don't I don't remember how this
happened, but me and me and John

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Tron we were there was a small
window at time. We were bonding over

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talking to British chicks, right and
there was like this ultra porcelain chick that

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I was talking to at the time, and we were talking about, oh,

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maybe doing some type of like trip
or something like that. But it

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just didn't. It didn't. It
wasn't because of her skin. It just

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didn't. It was it didn't work
out because I just I didn't want to

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fuck with that anymore. And then
the funny thing is, I, you

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know, I still married some fucking
European chick. I was. I really,

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I was like, I don't want
any part of this. I don't

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want to do this anymore. I
just want to find a nice local chick

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or whatever. So we weren't talking
anymore, but I still when I when

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I'm thinking about it right now,
like her skin was so it was just

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like one shade away from just being
straight up milk. It's so. I

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was like, it's so, and
it is fascinating. It really is.

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When you see people like that,
it's fucking fascinating because you just don't see

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it. You just don't. I
mean, I guess if you lived in

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certain areas like where that wherever that
fucking African because I forgot what country is

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from. It wasn't Nigeria, it
was something. There was something with an

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s be cause it was it was
saying like, oh, taurists. The

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whole point of that post was saying
that there's a lot of European women that

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tore Africa to bang dudes like that, and so these guys just are just

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getting hooked up with a bunch of
you know, chicks that come to just

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get destroyed. I guess because I'm
sure it's penis as big as his arm.

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And yeah, so there it was
like it was like a twit.

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What would what would how would you
feel if the trade off for that?

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It's like you got to get you
had to have a massive penis, but

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your arms were like t rex arms, Like how would you like? Would

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you would you take that deal?
No? Now I don't see I don't

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00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:36.799
see a real benefit. I'm just
trying to think of what I look like

404
00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:41.680
standing in front of the mirror.
As big as my arms. You can't

405
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:45.079
even reach it, Dick, you
can't even reach you, Dick, No,

406
00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:47.599
you can because it's so big.
You can. Because it's so big.

407
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:49.160
That's the thing. It's like a
good point. Yes that's just been

408
00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:52.759
down just a little bit, and
then just you just kind of like you

409
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:56.319
know, just kind of your body. I don't I don't need like,

410
00:27:56.319 --> 00:28:00.720
like, first of all, people, women don't love massive penises. That

411
00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:04.000
is true, Yeah, they don't. Women don't like the thing Like porn

412
00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:08.759
stars are not regular women, they're
true exhibition is. Yeah. Well they're

413
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.960
also paid to do that. It's
like that's a job, like ultimately,

414
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:18.440
it's like it's not really like,
yeah, you see people with like fucking

415
00:28:18.599 --> 00:28:21.160
like, uh, what is it
like two foot long dicks, and you're

416
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:26.119
like, that's that's not even like
I would hate that so much. Yeah,

417
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:30.839
I saw. I mean I only
know one girl, Like, literally,

418
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:33.680
I only know one girl, like
a friend of mine. She's the

419
00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:40.119
only girl that I knew that.
And funny enough, we've known each other

420
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:41.720
for a long time and that every
once while it be like some sexual tension

421
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:48.279
or whatever. But literally, I
never like pursued that because because of knowing

422
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:52.799
her fucking palate is giant dicks and
I'm I am not one of those brothers

423
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:57.400
like my dick is. I don't
know if it's like okay, I'm assuming

424
00:28:57.400 --> 00:29:00.039
it's above average or whatever, but
I don't really know because I don't really

425
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:03.240
care. But I know it ain't
big, like the type of ship that

426
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.400
she would be fucking with. So
I'm like, if we ever hook up,

427
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:10.160
I know I'm just gonna disappoint her. Like so just like there's no

428
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:15.640
point. I mean, like if
you if you know a girl and then

429
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.759
she lets you know that she likes
massive hogs and you don't if you're not

430
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:21.319
packing a mass of hockey like,
well, I clearly I am not gonna

431
00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:25.119
satisfy this. You gotta start joking, bro, you gotta start joking man,

432
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:30.160
jos Man, I am good.
I Eventually you just have a really

433
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:34.000
long thin like it's like a slim
jam gyms. Oh no, no,

434
00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:37.240
you gotta what you do is you
gotta you gotta, you gotta do that.

435
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:40.480
You gotta get it swollen. Let
the swelling. Let it be swollen

436
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:41.799
for a bit, you know,
let it get in gorge then jok,

437
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:47.079
you know, so then it learns
how to stretch growth wise and linked wise.

438
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:51.319
Now you can't have so much mass. Though you only have so much

439
00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:53.559
mass, you can't like, at
a certain point, you joke so much

440
00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:56.599
that like it's like, hey,
baby, what's up? My pelvis looks

441
00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:06.119
like a mosquito's face? Are you
ready? Just like this? Basically,

442
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:11.079
here's here's why that's incorrect. Stretching
your ears, man, Stretching your ears

443
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.680
is because the cells, what,
with enough force, the cells will just

444
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:21.640
keep regenerating and and and try to
add more to compensate for the stretching.

445
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:25.480
Right, so you get you see, I've seen my friend Ricky, he

446
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:27.119
had three It was disgusting. He
had three inches there, it was three

447
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:32.160
inches and some comforts of in his
ears. It was fucking absolutely disgusting.

448
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.240
And then he got him sewed up. The which is actually I was thinking

449
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:40.880
about doing that myself because one of
them got damaged. Yeah, because one

450
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:45.799
of the one of my lobes got
damaged. And so it doesn't it's way

451
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:49.400
thinner because it got it got torn
and and then it got into See,

452
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:56.960
this is the exact reason I know. This is the this is an anomaly.

453
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:57.960
What happened to me. You know, it's not this is not the

454
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:00.599
norm. It was. It was
the thing that like, but it's still

455
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:04.759
but it's still happened. But that's
also that's like saying, oh, you

456
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:08.480
know, like, motherfucker got hit
by a falling media, right, you

457
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:11.319
know, Like, but it's still
happened to that one person. Now I

458
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:14.160
need to be scared. It's like, nah, it was. I'm terrified

459
00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:18.440
earlier. I'm terrified of everything that
could possibly happen. Every time I'm thinking

460
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.359
about it, think about it,
everything, think about it. It's like

461
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:22.559
it's because you hear it, because
you hear about like, oh man,

462
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:25.920
what are the likelihood that a plane
like what's the likelihood that a plane is

463
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:29.119
gonna crash? Like very very unlikely, But if you're on the plane that's

464
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:33.960
crashing, the likelihood is one hundred
percent even Like so to me, it's

465
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.359
like I don't care what the likelihood
like every time I go on I think

466
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:38.279
I've told this story on the on
the podcast before. But like I was

467
00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:41.200
on a plane where the where the
oh my god, the masks came down,

468
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:48.319
the oxygen mask came down, and
I wasn't I genuinely wasn't scared because

469
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:51.480
I just prepare. I prepare before
every flight that it's like, yep,

470
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.720
it's gonna be it is the last
one. And I was totally fine.

471
00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:59.000
I was genuinely completely fine. People
like panic you were just sitting there.

472
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:01.000
I really I was stonefaced, dude, I was stone face, and I

473
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:04.279
was just like, yep, I
expected this, and then we were all

474
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.920
finally finally you just you just you
just can't pull the trigger yourself. You're

475
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:14.920
fucking coward. You gotta that's just
not IM not afraid of I'm not afraid

476
00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:17.880
of death genuinely at all. Like
I'm afraid of death it like in my

477
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.000
life, like affecting me and in
ways that like, like my people,

478
00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:23.279
I care about dying, you know
what I mean that that scares me a

479
00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:25.839
lot, but like me dying,
I could give a fuck about like I

480
00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:32.039
really because oh no, oh no, no responsibilities. Oh no, I

481
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:37.200
don't have to pay rent. Okay. So the lead singer, the lead

482
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:42.519
singer of of Oh what's that stupid
your nemesis band? I can't funk What's

483
00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:46.400
Imagine Dragons? Yeah, the lead
singer of Imagine Dragons? He finally he

484
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:51.799
heard all the ship that you talked. He kicks down your door with a

485
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.079
big fucking joker from the first Batman, you know, timber, like the

486
00:32:54.519 --> 00:33:00.880
gun that long Jesus head. You
don't think you're gonna you like you think

487
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:02.839
you're just gonna, like accept you
think it's gonna sit down. We think

488
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:06.079
you're just gonna You're not. You
don't think you would like tell me,

489
00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:08.079
please, don't jokes. No,
No, I'll try to fight like the

490
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:12.240
things that I'll try to fight.
I'll try to fight in a situation where

491
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.359
I know I can fight, you
know what I mean, Like where it's

492
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:15.400
like, oh yeah, you know
what, fuck it whatever the Imagine Dragon.

493
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.400
First of all, I'm not gonna
even if he comes up to my

494
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:20.519
house, I'm not I'm not gonna
do what he says. I'm gonna think

495
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:22.119
of something else. I'm gonna think
of everything but dragons, just to spite

496
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:25.160
him. And then I'll fight.
I'll fight my way out. But like

497
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:28.359
in a plane, like what do
you you know what I mean? Like,

498
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.000
what's your Yeah, you're kind of
you gotta jump, you got right

499
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:37.200
before the planes gotta jump and then
you jump and then get jettison too the

500
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.440
fucking back or front of the plane
wherever fucking physics takes you, and then

501
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:49.039
you become a puddle. Uh.
But what I'm not like, I don't

502
00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:52.559
everybody else's body is absorbed the impact. You crawl out of this flesh ball

503
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:54.920
of people. I don't want to
get it twisted. I don't want to

504
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:58.599
get a twisted I'm not like,
I'm not like a nihilist where it's like,

505
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:00.640
oh no, what's the point of
living? You know what I mean?

506
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:05.200
But like there are certain things where
it's like, bro, like if

507
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:10.159
I'm sorry, like I'm in the
middle of the ocean completely alone. No,

508
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:16.079
No, I'm what night No,
absolutely my nightmare. That's so the

509
00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:19.639
only time that The only time I'm
afraid on planes is when I have to

510
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:23.039
cross the ocean, when I'm over
the large body of water, even if

511
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:28.800
like up BioShock, yeah, because
it's like one of those things. What

512
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:32.719
if what if the crash, like
the pilot maneuvers enough to where it's not

513
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:37.360
a hard impact, but then it's
like we're now in the ocean. It's

514
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:42.719
it's black, there's three fucking monsters
under your feet. Like there's the whole

515
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:46.760
entire scenario that sounds fucking because you're
more likely to survive, at least for

516
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.920
a little while if you if you
crash in the ocean, right, I'm

517
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:53.480
pretty sure that's true. I'm I'm
basing that off of nothing based but just

518
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:58.440
a hunch honestly. But BioShock,
No, I have to imagine that if

519
00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.760
you hit a mountain, you're gonna
exp blowed, right and you're done.

520
00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:06.519
But like the ocean, I think
a mountain is more lethal than hitting the

521
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:12.039
ocean. Chris, Yes, the
ocean, it's probably lethal. I'm well,

522
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:14.119
that's what if you knows dive.
Yeah, But like what I'm saying

523
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:15.400
is like I'm confident that that's true, but I like, I don't know

524
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:19.480
I'm sure there's scientists out there who
is like, actually, like, statistically

525
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:21.960
speaking, you actually are just as
likely to survive both. And it's like

526
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:23.880
whatever, okay, fine, but
look what you gotta do, right,

527
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:28.400
you gotta somehow survive be the only
person that survives. Everybody comes ask what

528
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:31.199
happens, You're like, I don't
know, I don't know what. I

529
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:35.719
don't know what happened. If you're
flying over the ocean, Derek, you're

530
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:38.599
flying over the ocean and then you
see a whale breaching, breaching the water,

531
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:40.280
and you're like, oh my god, that's adorable. Then it keeps

532
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:43.599
going, it keeps going up's going
up, and you're like, oh my

533
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:49.320
god, reaching it's coming the trajectory
designing to match up to like like it's

534
00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:51.760
that point. It's like he's coming
up this way. We're moving about.

535
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.119
This is not good. I'm just
wondering, why isn't the pilot seeing this?

536
00:35:55.199 --> 00:36:00.159
Why aren't the pilots doing anything about
it? But so you can you

537
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:06.000
can see invisibil things, the things
invisible all right, now we're just now

538
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:09.519
you're being silly. Now you're imagining
being silly an infinite breaching whale. And

539
00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:14.559
now I'm being too silly. You
always yeah, you always gotta like you

540
00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:19.800
always gotta Marvel Comics, and for
some reasons, if it Marble comics,

541
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:27.559
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, that is breaching. There is there

542
00:36:27.639 --> 00:36:30.199
is, it's a whale. There
is a whale approaching the zenith of where

543
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:35.599
it's at. And yeah, I'm
the one that's Marble comics it, dude,

544
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:40.199
Well yeah, because it's just like
whale is going straight up. Yeah,

545
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:43.199
but what I say, it's like
it's not it's not enough for you

546
00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:45.719
that it's already this like insane event. It's like what if it had super

547
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:49.760
I don't know, because why else, why else would the pilot not be

548
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:54.199
doing anything about it? Like give
me another reason why the pilot they're sucking

549
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:59.800
each other off or something. They
just yeah, they're s it's on auto

550
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:01.800
pilot. It's on autopilot. And
they've they've got they've got the they've got

551
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:07.679
the airplane, fucking blow up pilot
filing the plane. He's an autopilot.

552
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:12.760
He's an autopilot. And then the
main pilot sounding himself with a big vial

553
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:16.000
of helium, so he's gone.
It's a big tube of helium up his

554
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:21.400
dicket. He's just fucking and then
the whale and then the whale grab the

555
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.920
whale grabs the plane and starts fucking
it. He starts humping through the through

556
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:29.320
the hall and then it's just like
this this this whole Yeah, it's the

557
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:31.960
whole process. You know. It
grabs a plane that goes back in the

558
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:36.880
water, not fast at all,
like slowly, and you slowly start hearing

559
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:42.159
the pressure eroding. The plane starts
shockingly, so you're like and you're like,

560
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:45.639
no, no, anything starts to
bend in and it's a real quick

561
00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:49.719
dive and then it gets bright and
you die. That's how I'd like to

562
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:53.239
die on a plane that got hit
by an infinitely breaching whale. Yeah,

563
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:58.880
fucking a whale approaching the zenith of
the planet. It's like that. Uh

564
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.199
it's like you ever see like Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy where like all the

565
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:06.880
all the all the dolphins leave.
Yeah, like at the beginning of that

566
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:10.519
movie where they breach into space and
they're like, bye, that I actually

567
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:16.320
have their number seven. That happens. Okay, that happens that anyway,

568
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:22.000
Rest in peace, Matthew Perry,
I guess so. Yeah, whatever.

569
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.559
Maddy, Maddy, p Maddy p
oh oh oh. I want to say

570
00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:29.320
this. At the top of the
show, I forgot about this, so

571
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:35.199
I got sent a screenshot by Jojo
and it says from the last episode.

572
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:38.199
It says this, thank you for
the shout out to my donation page.

573
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:42.519
Boys, the support means a lot. Thank you, Derek. The jacket

574
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.639
got mentioned in the page. I
didn't steal the jacket. That shit was

575
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:49.800
like a baby gap size, which
it's true. He was a very large

576
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:53.159
guy, so yeah, like him
wearing it would be like wearing a fucking

577
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:57.400
baby jacket. Wait, what are
we talking at one of my arms sadly

578
00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:00.199
sorry, got lost in the shuffle
and thrown away when the van was donated,

579
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:02.679
along with a bunch of the other
stuff that was in there. So

580
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:08.679
like I was laughing my ass off
because I I didn't anticipate. First of

581
00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:12.119
all, I didn't I didn't know
that he would even like respond at all,

582
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.480
Like, and I wouldn't have caught
this. In the fact, I

583
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:17.800
don't actually give a fuck about the
jacket. I just thought like this would

584
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:23.400
be a nice story to tell to
get people like interested and checking the shit

585
00:39:23.480 --> 00:39:27.159
out, And like I just he
messaged me. He's like, hey,

586
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.119
man, like, what's your size? Like, I'll send you I'll send

587
00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:31.920
you su I'm like, brol,
like, I'm this happened in like two

588
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:36.199
thousand and nine or twenty ten.
It's I don't give a shit anymore.

589
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:38.280
I forgot it. But I just
forgot about that. Yeah that go fund

590
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:45.000
me thing right for the Yeah,
yeah, exactly that that. Yeah.

591
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.719
I'm like, hey man, it's
all good and and no beef, you

592
00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:52.159
know beef. I don't think that
I'm actually mad, but I am.

593
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:54.960
I'm he's not mad. I'm I'm
personally furious. Yeah. I don't know

594
00:39:55.000 --> 00:40:00.960
you personally, but like I feel
it very viscerally in my heart. You

595
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.719
stole from Darren. You should be
smited. Person I don't care how much

596
00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:07.239
money you need or what you need. Hope your ball falls, that's crazy.

597
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.239
I don't. I don't. I
think I got it. I think

598
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:14.719
I got a metallic one. I
think like, yeah, that the titanium

599
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:17.800
is in now, and so you
can get titanium testicles, which my metal

600
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.400
ball, And why we can't like
do that in case it in mercury at

601
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:28.039
least? Why would you encase your
ball in something like why to protect them.

602
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:31.679
What are you talking about from what
like what the metal puts it in

603
00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:35.679
a smaller place for it to if
you're in case it in metal. What

604
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:38.679
if like someone you conduct, you
conduct some sort of charge and your ball

605
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:44.639
gets zapped like that, that's fine. My heart's probably gonna stop before like

606
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:51.320
if I get go trick out your
balls for no fucking good reason reason.

607
00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:54.159
Your balls are so delicate, I
mean, mother, like, have you

608
00:40:54.199 --> 00:41:00.480
never had like anything like just oh
you your hand just hits time. Lily

609
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.760
was playing and she squeezed my ball
too hard and I threw up. That's

610
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:08.760
that's exactly my point. I have
casing. No, I'm that just now.

611
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:10.960
I don't even need I just haven't
been hitting your ball. You hit

612
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:14.559
your balls enoughing, that's literally I've
been I've been hit my balls at least

613
00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:16.599
two hundred times, and now I
don't feel anything down there. Oh that's

614
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:19.840
okay. There you go, there
you go the other the way around.

615
00:41:19.880 --> 00:41:23.119
That's pretty cool. Yeah, I
haven't been balls, you would have been

616
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:27.199
fine. What I do is I
go to I go to KFC. I

617
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:32.119
did my balls inside the frying pan, the frying machine. That's crazy damage

618
00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:42.400
that is it's the oil just not
hot enough to fucking fry. It just

619
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:45.360
it's just not hot enough to fry
my balls, but it's hot enough to

620
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:50.480
hurt like ship. That's the thing
that that is unconscionable, man, Like

621
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:59.360
I hate that. And they're watching. The whole store is still going about

622
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:05.760
its business watching you scream out in
like plate pain but a little bit of

623
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:15.159
ecstasy. No reason for you to
be but ass naked, But you still

624
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:17.519
are you still you sound like I
couldn't just take your balls out and dunk,

625
00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.519
though, but you just get naked
there everyone, they're still serving chicken

626
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:24.559
in the same place. My balls
are being damned near and coached, and

627
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:30.719
they're just doing their around. He
puts it in the fry while your balls

628
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:37.239
are in there, just working around. You could have get a number three.

629
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:40.119
And I stayed there a whole eight
hours, a whole eight hours making

630
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:45.000
that sound damn near frying my balls. And then they're like, all right,

631
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:51.039
good day, and they pay me
afterwards. Hell yeah, dude,

632
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:52.760
yeah, just like what you do
today's friend. I like that. It's

633
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:55.079
like that. It's like those monks. When you see those fucking monks like

634
00:42:55.119 --> 00:43:00.400
punching their balls. It's it's another
discipline which with those monks do to each

635
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:05.559
other as little kids. What goes
on to them is so fucking crazy.

636
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:12.199
Yeah, they're they're psychopaths. That
is insane. The way the little one,

637
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:15.800
the way to that little one the
house holding that brick and it fell

638
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:17.800
down, had to do the stance, And I was like, that's a

639
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:22.039
baby, look at him, he's
hurt. They got to train him,

640
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:28.239
young man. The Romans would like
see a baby and they'd be like,

641
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:30.599
this one looks like it's probably gonna
be weak, and they would just like

642
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:36.119
throw it on a fucking shore.
That was the Greeks, that whatever was

643
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:44.079
the Spartans. What's the difference?
And the baby comes back, cliff,

644
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:47.320
it survives, then it will begin
its training. Then it comes back with

645
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:51.760
holding a holding what do they call
what is the what's the name of that

646
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:55.480
that line with the fucking uncutable,
fucking pelt, the one that hurt who

647
00:43:55.599 --> 00:44:02.880
is killed, the guy the one
from Madagascar, No no me, and

648
00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:08.519
on his back and it starts grunting
at you, and they're like, I

649
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:14.159
guess, I guess, I guess
he made a mistake with this baby.

650
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:17.159
I guess he's strong and it's like
he's holding a lion. I can't have

651
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:22.559
it. He that means he blunt
fords beat that lion and that with like

652
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:24.920
rocks and stuff, and they still
make him like a dishwasher, Like,

653
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:28.559
yeah, do you think do you
think punch a lion? Do you think

654
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:35.079
you could punch a line to death? Eventually? Maybe, Ryan, eventually,

655
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:37.519
maybe. I don't think I could
down there. I don't think so.

656
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:40.400
I don't think so. I don't
do not think so. I think

657
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:45.079
my hands would break too much before
I actually like really damaged the lion.

658
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:47.079
Oh yeah, eventually, Like I'm
not gonna like, I'm not like nine

659
00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:52.960
to one sitting. No, if
not sitting, you come back and chips

660
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:55.840
hammered out like a hobby. He
was hammered out, like, oh,

661
00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:00.280
I gotta go punch I gotta go
make progress on this lion's skull. Line

662
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:05.000
doesn't heal. Mine mine doesn't heal. They chemicals on the lines by that.

663
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:08.239
It doesn't heal. It doesn't get
better over time. So so,

664
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:12.840
Derek, I'm curious about your take
on this because Swingey and I were talking

665
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:15.239
about this both in person and online, but there was this thing kind of

666
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.199
going around that was like, uh, hey, would you rather have fifty

667
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:30.000
million dollars or Spider Man's powers?
Oh, it's interesting. Well, if

668
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.960
I was younger, I would definitely
say Spider Man's powers if I was younger,

669
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.159
But I don't. I feel like
at the age of I'm at right

670
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.679
now, I don't want that type
of responsibility. I just don't. I'd

671
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:44.599
rather just take there's no responsibility.
You are not Spider Man. You just

672
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:46.920
have his abilities. Yeah. Well, if you have that type of ability

673
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:51.320
and if you let it be known, then you're kind of a piece of

674
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:54.199
shit by not like contributing, you
know what I mean, Like you're kind

675
00:45:54.199 --> 00:46:00.360
of it's kind of like it's like
Superman's man not it's like Superman not doing

676
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:05.840
anything to stop global warming, although
he clearly can. If you let your

677
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:07.840
powers be known and you don't do
anything for good, Like I said,

678
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:10.880
it's the people that hold money the
same same concept. You know, they

679
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:15.800
could literally end the major world problems
and they just don't, and like so

680
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:20.280
by default they're pieces of shit.
So's same concept where I'm like, I

681
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:22.039
don't want If I was young,
I would do it because I'd feel like,

682
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:23.960
fuck you, I want to save
the world. That would do right

683
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:25.880
now, I'm like, I don't
know, man, I just just give

684
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:30.440
me the fifty mil. I'm going
on to vacation a little bit and buy

685
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:35.360
a house, a couple of cars, play video games forever. Yeah,

686
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:37.239
that's exactly what I was saying,
Like, I would take the powers.

687
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:42.800
I would take the powers because the
fun should I could do the things I

688
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:46.639
could do, want to have that
kind of power is just immense. Yeah,

689
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:49.119
but what do you want to do? Do you like, do you

690
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.639
have those kind of desires right now? I'd probably like, I don't know,

691
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:55.639
Like this man falls in the middle
of the day constantly, in the

692
00:46:55.679 --> 00:47:00.320
middle of conversation. He doesn't have
any desire, like like it falls the

693
00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:07.719
podcasts heads like Mic and Ship.
You're just like, i'd, uh,

694
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:09.480
I get people. I think I
shouldn't be here anymore. People think I

695
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:13.000
shouldn't be around. I'd deal with
them. Well, that's actually you know

696
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.920
what okay that is? That is
a little bit fair saying, let's see,

697
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:21.239
whatever I get inspire I can aspire
people, Hugh dispressing other people,

698
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.039
you know, want to do that. People looked up people that are powerful,

699
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:27.159
you know, like if Elon Musk
could get a following people who love

700
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:29.719
him, and I would just be
like, look, I can lift and

701
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:32.480
throw cars and if you really try
hard to get like change things too.

702
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:35.719
And I would do that. I'd
get a cult, you know, throw

703
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.320
a tesla on Elon. I like
that he can lift, like, so

704
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:43.159
I'd make it lift like ten tons
with that kind of power, I would.

705
00:47:43.159 --> 00:47:45.239
I would join the UFC for a
little bit before I well, I

706
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:47.079
didn't know I had my power.
I did not have my power. I'd

707
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:52.199
be like, so you just kill
people. I would no obviously got he

708
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:54.079
would pull that. He would like
orchestrated. It'd be like a game to

709
00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:57.519
him. It'd be like you know, you know dashing the Incredibles. How

710
00:47:57.519 --> 00:47:59.960
he has to run a little bit
slower, but like he still wins.

711
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:05.440
Yeah, like it's you'd probably do
that. I would imagine that I would

712
00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:07.840
win medals and that form like actually
it was a unique genetic code. I

713
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:10.360
would. I would absolutely sell my
genomes. I don't give out, but

714
00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:14.480
people can see decide for whatever.
I am, make more, make more

715
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:16.559
niggas like me. I don't give
a ship man, I don't. It

716
00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:20.000
would be really bad. It would
be a superior race and it'd be not

717
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.920
superior racist people, and that would
lead to other problems down the line.

718
00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:24.400
But I would try to make things
better while I could. That's cool.

719
00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:29.320
Yeah, I don't know, man, I think to me, it's like

720
00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:32.960
Spider Man's powers don't really interest me
outside of like his base superpower is kind

721
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:37.000
of like like okay, whatever,
Like he's he's strong and Spider. The

722
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:39.960
fact that the fact that you're so
hung up about web slinging but not the

723
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:43.880
best power he has, which is
spider I don't. I don't think it's

724
00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:50.440
like Spider sense is literally an insane
power that is like actually the most insane

725
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:54.880
power. I would argue maybe in
comics probably, but it's like make reality

726
00:48:54.920 --> 00:49:00.400
disappear. Those niggas are the most
h Yeah, but it's not in interesting

727
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:02.679
to me, Like it doesn't do
anything for me. It's so mind bogglingly

728
00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:10.320
interesting. Why dangers you have near
precognition that I don't need. I don't

729
00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:14.039
need that. Really, I can
tell when shit's bad, you know,

730
00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:16.679
Like that's why I haven't been hit
by I already know Chris, Chris,

731
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:22.599
I love you. No, you
can't know. You can't and when that

732
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:28.480
you really could, you really like
it's that is such a that that one

733
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.920
power for me, I would just
take that one power. In fact,

734
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:34.920
if I could, i'd be like, yeah, I'll take precognition gonna things

735
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:37.079
are gonna happen, and my life
will forever be the best version of itself.

736
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:43.840
The thing to me is like the
only and I'll look. I'll pick

737
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:46.239
up a rock and I'll see how
where I have to throw this rock to

738
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:51.480
lead to the death of someone.
I really don't like. It's a chain

739
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.280
reaction. I'm like, hmmm,
I throw the rock and then see what

740
00:49:54.400 --> 00:50:00.239
kind of works. No, No, that's over exaggeration. It's him.

741
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:01.639
It gives them is a danger sense. Yeah, I don't. I don't.

742
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:06.000
I don't know. Man, I'm
still here so clearly I've avoided enough

743
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:07.199
danger on my own without it,
So like, I mean, I don't,

744
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:12.880
I don't care to. I'm just
I'm already careful enough to not need

745
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.000
Spider Sense. Really, I would
love it, man, I'd love to

746
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:20.119
be able to jump fucking fifty stories
in a year and lift the lift the

747
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:23.679
card. Throw. It doesn't do
anything for me to the only The thing

748
00:50:23.679 --> 00:50:28.559
that really got met in my brain
connected to Spider Man was was him swinging

749
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.320
around the city, and I would
have dreams I talk I talked to that.

750
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:32.519
I talked about this before, where
it's like I have some people have

751
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:36.440
like to do the Superman dreams where
they're flying around and doing like weird shit.

752
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:38.480
I legitimately like every now and then
I will have web swinging dreams and

753
00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:42.440
it's the most fun I've ever had
ever Sincerely, Like, when I wake

754
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:45.440
up from that dream, it's like
the day is amazing, Like nothing,

755
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:47.039
nothing can bring me down from a
day like that, because like, god,

756
00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:50.320
damn, what a great start I
could choose if I had If I

757
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:53.119
had a machine that could like choose
that dream, that's all I would dream.

758
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.159
I fuck all this other ship.
I'd be like, I want to

759
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:58.960
swing around in real time and feel
that like physics, and because I feel

760
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:02.840
even around it with power, I
love you so cool usual grappling cooking did

761
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:06.280
the up near the same affenity.
It's not the same, man, it's

762
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:09.440
not the same. Different you can't
web people, but you know, I

763
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:14.719
don't need to web people. Throw
that to that place is and grapple up

764
00:51:14.719 --> 00:51:17.639
places and move around like that.
I feel like his powers are so like,

765
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:22.519
there's so much more to him than
just I know there's more and all

766
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:25.239
of that stuff, all of that
stuff compliments swinging around really well, but

767
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:28.639
like without swinging, I don't want
any of that. I don't need to

768
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:30.320
be fucking I don't need to be. I don't need to lift ten tons.

769
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.639
I don't. I don't I don't
need it. I don't want it

770
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:37.719
either, especially if I can have
fifty million dollars instead of it, Like

771
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:39.840
why would I want? Why do
I want to lift ten tons when I

772
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:43.719
can have financial security for me and
everybody I care about for the rest of

773
00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:45.880
my entire life, so that I
can just do whatever I can make music,

774
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:49.320
I can fund like fucking videos and
movies and all the shit that I

775
00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:52.800
want to make, instead of worrying
about like ooh, you'd inherently gain that

776
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:55.960
much money just having that kind of
power that's dominant celebrities I don't want.

777
00:51:57.000 --> 00:52:01.719
But you're not taking an account of
what I said about you not helping solve

778
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:06.639
the world's issues makes you an asshole. So me and my honesty, I

779
00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:08.039
would say I wouldn't help the world
issues, and then like what happened when

780
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:10.199
like I'd see a little bit about
to get hit by a car and I'm

781
00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:13.159
like, let me go, let
me go out this little mother fucker out

782
00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:19.599
and I'd rather not have the responsibility. You can. You can choose to

783
00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:22.239
help people, you know, like
no, but say if you choose not

784
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.559
to, you were an asshole by
default. That's that is the whole man

785
00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:27.760
or whatever man. That the whole
thing that makes it Like, I don't

786
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:30.360
want to tell all these billionaires to
give them money to people that really need

787
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:37.320
it, and I'll start helping people
I'm billionaire compelled to do a million huh

788
00:52:39.079 --> 00:52:42.199
out of context, Like let's say, like tell I'm like, tell you

789
00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:45.760
on muscular fucking hope and hunger in
the country he came from. You know,

790
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:47.920
it'said the country his family got all
those emeralds from, you know,

791
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:51.559
like sh like that, like just
stuff like that. I'm like, look,

792
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:53.280
if you guys want me to do
better, I will help. I

793
00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.360
will go out there and now to
wort a better place in Tanne with the

794
00:52:57.360 --> 00:52:59.280
rest of these people that have the
power to do it. I have no

795
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.000
problem doing it, but I want
to see other people make an effort to

796
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:06.159
do it as well. Yeah,
you would help by just beating those people

797
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:10.880
up because they're not gonna do it. They're fucking the house. What kind

798
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:14.239
of security are gonna have. They're
gonna have security. It's gonna stop me.

799
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.119
No, I'm smilling exactly. They're
gonna They're gonna try to, like,

800
00:53:16.280 --> 00:53:19.800
oh, pull a gun on me. I'm going to take that gun

801
00:53:19.840 --> 00:53:22.760
and I'm going to force it through
their hip with my strength. I'm gonna

802
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:27.880
take Spider Man sits in and through
their hip. And Spider Man can only

803
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.000
move so fast though, you know
what I mean, Like he can die

804
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:35.519
and Mullet ob seemly fast, but
I'm not like the Bullet moves that he

805
00:53:35.519 --> 00:53:43.719
can outmove them. I run like
say the Insdny at games. You think

806
00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:46.119
it's like to unrealistic for Spider Man
to like beat up all the like the

807
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:52.360
Hnemon with guns and jit not necessarily. He's He's always fighting enough people like

808
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:54.280
where It's like that's if he was
like in the middle of like I don't

809
00:53:54.280 --> 00:53:58.719
know, fucking Vietnam, you know
what I mean, like and like they

810
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:04.760
were like hundreds of guys finding Vietnam. Yeah, I think he's very in

811
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:09.039
Vietnam. I think he's very like
look, I think he has good senses.

812
00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:15.039
He has very good reactive senses.
Then he has the ability to know

813
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.559
what's going to happen a little bit
beforehand, so he has ability to react

814
00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:21.639
and get out the way before they
shoot. But it's still up to him

815
00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:24.880
that's coming. Huh, it's still
up to him to act on that.

816
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:29.159
He still has to not act on
it. Why would he? Why would

817
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:31.320
he not? Because there's so much
he can do. It's like you can

818
00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:38.039
have a lot of times by people
that move as But he's also because he's

819
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:43.400
like if you're fighting, like if
you're fighting, like someone like Captain America

820
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:46.559
who can comparably move at near that
same speed. I would say Spider Man's

821
00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:52.280
faster, right, but can move
faster even though Spider gets that future warning,

822
00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:55.559
he can't get out the way quick
enough. Someone's faster than him or

823
00:54:55.639 --> 00:55:01.519
about that same speed. Fast bullets, Yeah, that is what I'm saying.

824
00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:04.360
Yeah, like a ton, like
a ton of bullets. Yes,

825
00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:07.280
I think, hand, there's a
lot of bullets coming from over here.

826
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:10.000
You can just get out the way, can this? I can just use

827
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:15.000
my like ridiculous speed to run off. I guess, yeah, I don't

828
00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:20.400
know man to throw them like a
baseball. I had a lot of people

829
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:22.920
like talking to like in that comment
thread, being like, well you could.

830
00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:27.760
You could use your powers doing all
sorts of stuff and get that money,

831
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:30.840
Like you could probably get even more. And it's like, I guess

832
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.400
you could, but then you'd have
to spend a lot of time. Like

833
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:36.480
the issue with that is like somebody
was like, oh, just join the

834
00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:38.440
UFC or something. It's like,
bro, I have no passion or desire

835
00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:42.519
to join the UFC at all,
So I'd just be like phoning in a

836
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:45.480
bunch of like fake fights for like
years, just so I can make a

837
00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:50.679
lot of money. Would start,
you'd slap somebody. Well, you can't

838
00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:52.280
do that because then it's obvious.
And then first of all, no one's

839
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:54.639
gonna be no one's gonna be interested
in that. If somebody just wins the

840
00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:57.960
first time every time, it's like
that's cool, I guess, but it's

841
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.119
not really an interesting fight. Everybody's
just gonna know so interested. Mike Tyson

842
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:05.760
knocking niggas the fuck out, Well, it's actually actually they did have tickets

843
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:08.280
a problem with ticket sales at the
peak of his career. Yeah, and

844
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:15.159
like say, which Jamaican dude like
Don King and he was on top don

845
00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:19.840
King would have to say things like, oh, if if raised the stakes,

846
00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:22.119
like say, you would get like
a refund, if if the if

847
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:25.000
the match didn't last as long,
that entice people to actually come to and

848
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:29.199
buy the pay per views and come
to the shows and ship because it was

849
00:56:29.280 --> 00:56:31.159
so expected that he was just gonna
fuck somebody up on the first round that

850
00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:35.599
they're like, why am I gonna
spend like forty or fifty dollars on a

851
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:37.960
fucking ticket or a pay per view? Not to mention, you can go

852
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.280
on a ring and people could beat
on you like you're gonna let some guy

853
00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:43.880
like beat on you could be like
Tyson Fury, But like, da,

854
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:47.960
that's interesting to me. That's not
interesting to me at all. It's like

855
00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:52.519
a waste of time to understand.
Money the only thing that's valuable to me

856
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:55.800
really ultimately and to anyone, whether
or not they want to admit it,

857
00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:59.880
is there. Time. Time is
the only thing you can't refund, You

858
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:01.000
can't get it back. So to
me, it's like, do I want

859
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:07.440
to spend ten years like gaining like
millions millions of dollars though even one year?

860
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:10.360
Dude, Like if I have to
spend one whole year doing like UFC

861
00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:14.199
shit, or like doing a bunch
of fights that like I'm just kind of

862
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:15.920
phoning it in because I'm not taking
damage and I'm not interested in It's not

863
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:19.519
something I give a shit about.
Why would I do that when I could

864
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:22.400
just have the money instantly and not
only set up my friends for life with

865
00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:27.800
that money, but like just immediately
get started on the stuff that I actually

866
00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:30.880
like doing and care about doing.
Like it just doesn't It doesn't end without

867
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:37.280
the end, without that next level
responsibility of like being being like inherently expected

868
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.039
to like jump into the fray whenever
some bullshit's going on that I know would

869
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:43.239
be if I had to deal with
that, that like the biggest part right

870
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:46.039
there. It's from But with with
his powers, you could change the world,

871
00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:49.360
you know, in the world we're
in right now, in the current

872
00:57:49.400 --> 00:57:51.920
earth way in right now, you
canet abduct it and dissected by the government.

873
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.440
Also probably oh, I mean the
government would probably want to use your

874
00:57:55.480 --> 00:58:00.760
blood like that, because that's not
how things work. Would they would definitely

875
00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:02.719
want your blood though, they would
definitely want to do tests on your blood.

876
00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:06.760
They would test you, and we
have your blood to do tests.

877
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:10.480
They're not going to rip you open, actually get you, though, I

878
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:15.159
think I don't think any I don't
think anybody would actually be able to apprehend

879
00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:23.199
their competent and then you would you
understand the government. The government is extremely

880
00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:28.199
The dangerous thing about the government is
that they're extremely competent when they when they

881
00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:30.599
want to be. So do you
remember when like everybody was protesting. Do

882
00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:35.599
you remember when they were when everybody
was protesting outside of the houses of like

883
00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:38.159
the Supreme Court people, when like
some there was like some crazy decision.

884
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:40.079
Man, I can't remember if it
was like Roe v. Wade or whatever,

885
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:44.559
but or like if it was like
a new appointed judge or something.

886
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:49.400
There were people outside and within the
day they managed to flip that ship.

887
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:52.679
They made that illegal, like you
can't do that now, like sincerely,

888
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:54.800
Like within the day they figured that
out. So they can move when they're

889
00:58:55.559 --> 00:59:00.599
if the if they're really genuinely motivated, they can't do it. And believe

890
00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:02.599
me, they see a fucking metahuman
demigod, they will be motivated. They

891
00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:07.880
will get you. That is that
is making a pass opposed to capturing a

892
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:13.320
literal weapon. You don't even understand. You don't even understand you don't even

893
00:59:13.360 --> 00:59:15.480
You do not even understand how simple
it would be. You do not even

894
00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:17.599
understand how sipil is. Chris.
I think I think you. I think

895
00:59:17.639 --> 00:59:22.480
you. I think what happened is
that you've never read Spider Man's comics.

896
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.559
I don't need to read Spider Man's
comics to know what the no, no,

897
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:29.320
no, you do to understand the
kind of danger that guy possesses.

898
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:34.119
He will be tired, He has
to sleep at some point, Yeah,

899
00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:37.039
he has to sleep, but not
very long. Spider Man has stayed up

900
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:42.199
seven days straight, fighting crime,
consistently threatened. That's not as past as

901
00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:47.159
multiple people on infinite shifts forever.
Just not needing to understand in the first

902
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:52.000
I understand that, dude, I
understand that. But you're saying that someone

903
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:54.960
that can go hard that long,
you know how many, you know how

904
00:59:55.000 --> 01:00:00.360
many seven days just be dead.
That is a long fucking time to be

905
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:04.280
awake, Chris. It's a long
time for a person to be awake,

906
01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:07.159
But it's not so long, it's
dude, But it's not so long that

907
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:13.360
it makes an investigation with like genuine, like whole wholesale like FBI and governmental

908
01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:17.199
backing impossible. Seven days they can
run that ship out in moments, dude,

909
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:21.119
Like it's not even a problem for
that. It's like, all right,

910
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:24.039
time for this guy to take the
shift. It's he's not gonna keep

911
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:30.480
you contained. How would they contained
physically contained? We talk like, I

912
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:32.760
understand your arguments, Chris, but
how are they gonna what are they gonna

913
01:00:32.840 --> 01:00:38.320
use to keep this person that is
literally stronger than an African elephant, this

914
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:45.760
human being African elephant contained. Here's
what they'll do. Here's the car,

915
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:47.480
and I'm gonna wake up and I'm
gonna break the car open. So here's

916
01:00:47.480 --> 01:00:52.360
what they'll do. Here's what they'll
do. Because you seem to you seem

917
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:57.119
to not understand Spider Man as he
exists in comics would not be possible because

918
01:00:57.320 --> 01:01:00.039
a his secret identity would be completely
fucked in this model, in this modern

919
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:02.800
era, there's no way. Like
I see in the games, him and

920
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:06.760
Miles are like they're always talking with
their masks off on the top of a

921
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:08.760
building that's like hundreds of windows staring
at them, and it's like, no,

922
01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:12.719
somebody's recording this. Somebody's gonna look
at Oh look, AT's Peter Parker.

923
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:14.679
Somebody be like, oh look that's
Kingston. And even if that wasn't

924
01:01:14.719 --> 01:01:19.039
the case, just just the sheer
notion of your phone surveilling you in the

925
01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:21.159
way that in the way that they
do. It's just like you're you're not

926
01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:23.400
lasting along without without going undiscovered.
Okay, So first of all, your

927
01:01:23.400 --> 01:01:27.119
secret identities out the bag. That
you know it's Kingston Jamison with all these

928
01:01:27.119 --> 01:01:30.039
powers. That already is the first
point. So your address is there that

929
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.320
people know where you live, people
know who your friends are, all the

930
01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:36.920
cheft, there's all sorts of methods
they could use to get ship, to

931
01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:39.679
get shit out of you. I
would imagine that they would simply just talk

932
01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:45.800
you and wait until you are absolutely
vulnerable, or just continuously wait until you

933
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:50.000
can't you just can't go to sleep
because you're so paranoid that they're coming to

934
01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:52.880
get you, until you literally can't
focus, and then they knock you out.

935
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.880
They fucking nuck you out with like
sedatives or some or some fucking gas.

936
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:58.960
They bring you in a truck to
some fucking underground place, they keep

937
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.000
you sedated with sedative is constantly so
you don't wake up, and then they'll

938
01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:05.480
fuck with you. They'll fuck with
you, dude, you're a metahuman demigod.

939
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:08.840
They can't like that. That's insane. That is insane. What makes

940
01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:12.320
because because what I see, what
I see is gonna happen, right is

941
01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:15.559
they're gonna they're going to I'm gonna
do whatever I'm doing. They're gonna content,

942
01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:17.559
They're gonna be like, look,
we want to figure out why you

943
01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:21.159
do what you do. You gotta
come with us for a while, right

944
01:02:21.239 --> 01:02:22.559
right, And I'll be like,
yeah, whatever, I don't really care.

945
01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:24.559
I do think that would be I
do think they probably would come to

946
01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:28.400
you and be like, hey,
look for a while, we need we

947
01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:30.199
need some blood, we need to
do some tests. I'm like, Aye,

948
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:32.159
for sure. Cool, I'm saying. I'm saying in real science,

949
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.119
like people are like, oh,
they're gonna dissect. They're not gonna say

950
01:02:35.119 --> 01:02:37.440
it's gonna take your blood. That's
it. There's gonna take your Body're gonna

951
01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:40.079
try to figure out. They might
do a spinal tap, but someone the

952
01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:44.639
strongest. That'll be fine. They'll
be okay, they'll do it. I'll

953
01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:45.679
be like, yeah, I kind
of hurt a little bit, and then

954
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:47.280
I'll be back on my thing.
I'm like all right, thank you.

955
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:50.400
I'm like coo cool, you need
someone else let me know, and it

956
01:02:50.440 --> 01:02:52.920
would leave me alone. And in
fact, I'd probably become protected by the

957
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:58.079
government more likely than anything else.
Maybe. But that's that is that that

958
01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:00.920
might be a soldier. But there's
also but there's also that thing where it's

959
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:04.679
like, and I don't want to
I'd rather just have money and then just

960
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:06.440
do what I don't want to.
I don't want to do. I don't

961
01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:07.840
want to talk to the government that
in that capacity. I don't want to

962
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:12.239
be big friends. Yeah, to
send me a can I can I go

963
01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:15.519
in and save more lives than you
give million dollars? Gonna be give me

964
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:22.559
million dollars so Derek and I can
make it like a ridiculous album, like

965
01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:27.679
well if I go in right now
and I can I go in and save

966
01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:30.039
more lives than these drone strikes that
ken Yeah, way more. No,

967
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:34.679
they're not like that. That's why
they're gonna use you. They're gonna use

968
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:37.719
you whatever they want. They're gonna
use it for whatever they want, right,

969
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:39.199
whatever they want, whatever they need
me to do. Right, I'm

970
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:45.000
like, can I go in there
and just going like me lives? If

971
01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:49.400
you if look at man, there
are so many things that they could be

972
01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:52.920
doing that are so much better.
They don't give a fuck that is not

973
01:03:52.119 --> 01:03:57.519
there. And I don't know,
Like I'm like, if they send if

974
01:03:57.519 --> 01:04:00.679
they send these strikes in, it'll
kill more people if I there, And

975
01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:02.679
I gotta get this one motherfucker,
this one dude. I could go in

976
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:05.880
in the dark of night, move
fast, and anyone could comprehend and pull

977
01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:10.320
those guy's head out his ass,
and then that'll be done. Yeah,

978
01:04:10.320 --> 01:04:12.760
it could be really bad for the
rest of the countries. It'd have one

979
01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:16.159
ridiculous monster running around working for America, which would be really really bad over

980
01:04:16.159 --> 01:04:20.119
the places. But I get also
probably I get save lives directly and indirectly,

981
01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:26.440
so I wouldn't. I'd be like, I think it would end poorly

982
01:04:26.519 --> 01:04:29.559
for you. But I will say
though I don't. I think the only

983
01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:31.079
problem you would have to worry about
if you resist it is more of just

984
01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:36.199
living paranoid that you're gonna have to
be people. They're always going to try

985
01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:39.519
to like keep up with you or
catch you. I don't think they would.

986
01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:44.039
I think Chris, you're giving governments
and their agencies way too much credit.

987
01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:48.679
They're some of the most incompetent,
like just just historically they're so fucking

988
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:54.480
in confident they're operations and trying to
capture people, normal people, normal fucking

989
01:04:54.519 --> 01:05:00.760
people, extremist retards. I'm apprehending
these people. They're they're they're so incompetent.

990
01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:02.960
But that's what I mean. It's
like normal people are normal people,

991
01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:05.519
and they don't register as like,
oh, well, fucking whatever, that's

992
01:05:05.519 --> 01:05:11.360
just a normal If you have a
person literally breaking the laws of physics and

993
01:05:11.440 --> 01:05:15.280
just like constantly displaying like an insane
amount of strength like in the in the

994
01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:18.199
world that I don't know, man, they'll figure it out. Like they'll

995
01:05:18.239 --> 01:05:25.920
figure it out, even in the
credit that they earn when they when they

996
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:30.199
specifically like when they specifically are stupid
effective when they want to be and are

997
01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:32.239
very clearly not when they don't care. Like give me an example of when,

998
01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:35.679
like, say, the government tactically
is so super effective when it's like,

999
01:05:35.719 --> 01:05:39.039
we need to get this done.
The only time I can think of

1000
01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:43.880
is like maybe the the atomic bomb, well we are bomb is one of

1001
01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:46.639
those things. But we also just
constantly destabilize governments around the world very very

1002
01:05:46.639 --> 01:05:51.000
effectively to our benefit horribly, and
people come back do not know about the

1003
01:05:51.039 --> 01:05:57.320
Cuba, you know, ron,
and you don't understand, you don't understand

1004
01:05:57.360 --> 01:06:00.239
they But the thing is they don't
care. That's the thing. It's they

1005
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:02.880
don't give a ship. But why
don't What do you mean they don't care.

1006
01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:08.440
It's it's for money, it's for
it's for all this other ship.

1007
01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:10.159
It's like, yeah, I hope
that works, you know what I mean?

1008
01:06:10.280 --> 01:06:13.920
But like they've got a human running
around that man. No, it's

1009
01:06:13.960 --> 01:06:15.599
different because you have somebody's like this
is somebody who's like on our soil,

1010
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:17.960
acting outside of our juris section,
who's stronger than everybody else? No,

1011
01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:21.519
man who gets crazy? Like,
who is the person you think that cares

1012
01:06:21.559 --> 01:06:26.239
this? The people who wants to
capture them. The soldiers that are doing

1013
01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:29.480
their job are still gonna be the
soldiers doing their job. The agents are

1014
01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:31.000
still gonna be the people doing their
jobs. They don't give a fuck.

1015
01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:34.159
They're getting paid ship money. They're
not gonna get paid more. They're not

1016
01:06:34.199 --> 01:06:38.239
gonna be like billionaire to capture this
many. No, no, no,

1017
01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:41.039
still gonna be in this hypothetical situation. I feel like a lot of people

1018
01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:43.239
would care. I feel like a
lot not like I feel like, not

1019
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:45.639
only would a lot of people care, like a lot more than they normally

1020
01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:47.119
would about other stuff. I think
even civilians would be like what the fuck

1021
01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:50.840
is that? No, there would
be the interest intrigued. But here's the

1022
01:06:50.840 --> 01:06:54.519
thing about these soldiers and the people
that need to do this. They're gonna

1023
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:57.039
be shipping their guts, so they're
gonna be like, bro, oh so

1024
01:06:57.079 --> 01:07:00.360
I'm gonna have to these people that
can do things that literally know human on

1025
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:03.639
earth like like fuck, you go
go get a drone, and like it's

1026
01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:09.639
I just feel like I feel like
would probably love me too, Like you

1027
01:07:09.639 --> 01:07:15.119
know how much think of it,
think of the following that Trump has.

1028
01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:19.039
Maybe maybe they might go crazy.
They might go crazy ause I'm black.

1029
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:24.000
They're like, oh my god,
the this might lead to the color of

1030
01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:28.519
black people period. Actually do you
think they do you think do you think

1031
01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:30.840
that is not do you think that
is not playing a part in what I'm

1032
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:34.519
talking about right now? This is
the same black meta human running around with

1033
01:07:34.639 --> 01:07:39.360
Kingson's attitude and and like all of
the things that kicks In has ever said,

1034
01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:42.239
It's like, oh my god,
look at this fucking psycho who has

1035
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:46.559
said all this insane ship he's an
African American who could leap buildings. No,

1036
01:07:47.159 --> 01:07:53.920
they killed fucking m l K for
saying things like they just killed them,

1037
01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:59.079
Okay for being like nice America.
That's not current America no more.

1038
01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:02.599
I don't have the wolves. Man, if you, if you with your

1039
01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:05.800
powers, with your with your powers, so I think everything would be fine.

1040
01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:13.000
Unless you try to uplift Black Americans
with your powers. Then they would

1041
01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:15.880
bring the hell five. That's what
I'm saying. Man, they would bring

1042
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:21.960
it on. So they bring it
on the ship. They blew up,

1043
01:08:23.079 --> 01:08:28.680
they blew up all of Harlem.
It's all gone, it's gone. They

1044
01:08:28.680 --> 01:08:30.600
would, man, they'd be like, let's se him dodge a nuke.

1045
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:35.600
Yeah, yeah, yeah they would. They would nuke a city that is

1046
01:08:35.800 --> 01:08:40.960
full of people just to get me
and I know where ahead of time,

1047
01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:44.640
and I'd be like, I'm gonna
leave, and they carl what happened.

1048
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:45.760
You wouldn't know way ahead of time, you know, probably like in like

1049
01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:49.119
within like what ten seconds usually is
what it is. I would you,

1050
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:54.560
I would assume he knows before it
becomes an inminent danger to him. But

1051
01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:59.479
like I'd assume like if a nukes
falling, I guess he would get he

1052
01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:01.359
would get a alerted in time enough
for him to get away. No,

1053
01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:03.159
that's insane. No no, no, no, no, you're doing you're

1054
01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:08.000
doing some Batman ship with that.
That's what happened. But you're doing you're

1055
01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:12.119
doing like prep Time ship with Spider
Man's like he's not surviving prep Time.

1056
01:09:12.600 --> 01:09:15.359
Most of the time his powers are
encounter where it's like, oh, this

1057
01:09:15.399 --> 01:09:17.760
person is gonna try to hate me. So, just to be clear,

1058
01:09:17.800 --> 01:09:23.000
you think Spider Man is surviving a
nuke. I think Spider Man would probably

1059
01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:27.119
get warned of the nuke in time, but if hit where he is,

1060
01:09:27.159 --> 01:09:30.359
he would die. He's gonna do
that sling shot. You got to sling

1061
01:09:30.439 --> 01:09:32.920
shot at the best you've ever done
it, the best you've ever fucking and

1062
01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:43.239
then and then and then you fucking
You're like, damn that, let's just

1063
01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:47.920
let's just uh, let's just move
on. You abandoned the whole city full.

1064
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:58.079
It's like, sorry, sorry,
niggas, but I would want a

1065
01:09:58.119 --> 01:10:05.000
good course. I would for that
out of some questions. The October Ones,

1066
01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:13.800
let's get let's get all all you
tobersber Graces Venus wrote in he says

1067
01:10:13.840 --> 01:10:16.720
hi toe for swunk in black Man, how much did your perception of sex

1068
01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:20.079
change when you fucked for the first
time. I gotta say, man,

1069
01:10:20.600 --> 01:10:27.600
I was like, I remember,
I remember specifically being like I I remembering

1070
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:29.960
this wasn't the first time, but
like, I remember being in a car

1071
01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:32.520
and I was like, Wow,
what the why the windows are fogging up?

1072
01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:36.439
That's crazy, that's insane to me. I don't know why that surprised

1073
01:10:36.479 --> 01:10:39.199
me so much, but like it's
just like, what the fuck? This

1074
01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:42.000
is nuts? And then it scared. It scared the hell out of me

1075
01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:45.279
because the windows were fogged up and
I couldn't see. And then like headlights

1076
01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:47.720
came up behind me, and it
was like in like an abandoned parking lot,

1077
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:53.239
and I was like, I'm gonna
die. I'm gonna die. Someone's

1078
01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:55.760
I don't know what the fuck I
thought it was was going to be.

1079
01:10:55.760 --> 01:10:58.119
I thought it was just going to
be some psycho like who the fuck approaches

1080
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:00.439
a parked car? That's clearly I
mean, that's clearly, like, bro,

1081
01:11:00.560 --> 01:11:03.720
Like, I'm parked in it in
a parking lot all alone, the

1082
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:08.880
windows are fogged up. Who the
fuck is crazy enough to come up to

1083
01:11:08.920 --> 01:11:10.840
me? And then the sirens came
on and I was like, Oh my

1084
01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:13.840
god, I've never been that relieved
in my life to see a cop in

1085
01:11:13.880 --> 01:11:15.760
my in my entire fucking life.
I was like, thank that. That

1086
01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:18.399
is God. That is a crazy
sentence that you just say. I know,

1087
01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:20.800
because I'm just like it's like,
cause like what, like I I

1088
01:11:21.399 --> 01:11:25.640
what I'm fucking in a car Like
okay, like, big fucking deal,

1089
01:11:25.640 --> 01:11:28.239
the windows are foged up. Okay, I'm probably gonna get like a I'm

1090
01:11:28.279 --> 01:11:30.600
like seventeen or something. They're probably
gonna call my parents and I'm gonna be

1091
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:35.279
really fucking embarrassed. As opposed to
some you gotta think of the you got.

1092
01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:40.199
Here's the thing about it. You
gotta think about what kind of civilian

1093
01:11:40.479 --> 01:11:43.000
would pull up to a situation like
that, you know what I mean.

1094
01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:45.079
Yes, that's why it's not my
normal thought. It's always a cop.

1095
01:11:46.199 --> 01:11:48.520
No, But like that, right, I've never had that. I never

1096
01:11:48.520 --> 01:11:50.760
had that experience before. I never
had like a cop pull up to me

1097
01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:54.640
like that, you know what I
mean, Like not in that scenario.

1098
01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:58.079
So it was just like jarring and
the lights weren't on. It was just

1099
01:11:58.159 --> 01:12:01.079
normal headlights. Usually the lights are
on if if if a cop is coming

1100
01:12:01.199 --> 01:12:04.199
like, yeah, let's say,
if you're driving right, that's what.

1101
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:06.960
No, but that's what I'm saying. That's the only time I've ever had

1102
01:12:06.960 --> 01:12:12.600
experienced you're getting My experience was like, who the fuck is pulling behind me?

1103
01:12:13.319 --> 01:12:16.239
Some brand person coming gonna yeah,
that's what I thought. I thought

1104
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:20.439
I was gonna get like trafficked or
something or like or like stabbed because pray,

1105
01:12:21.479 --> 01:12:29.199
you know you got room for one
more eat you. Here's a forking

1106
01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:32.479
knife with him. Dude, he
has a bibe, he has a babe.

1107
01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:38.159
If I see somebody, if I
see a grown man with a diaper

1108
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:44.600
on footies, a fork knife and
a bib almost screaming I'm screwing. I

1109
01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:47.520
mean the diaper and the ship kind
of throws me off a little bit to

1110
01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:51.359
where I'm like, Louis freak.
I feel like more of like seeing somebody

1111
01:12:51.399 --> 01:12:57.720
more professional, maybe even wearing a
fucking suit with like a Bateman style guy

1112
01:12:58.439 --> 01:13:01.039
that I'm like, Okay, this
guy means fucking business. I better let

1113
01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:04.680
him fuck or else he's gonna eat
better. Let this guy fuck me.

1114
01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:09.000
And he doesn't even touch the girl. He doesn't even he's just he's just

1115
01:13:09.000 --> 01:13:15.239
fucking focusing on you. He's like
he's letting you up real good in a

1116
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:16.560
moment where he's like too rough,
but you don't want to say anything.

1117
01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:21.199
He's like he's like biting off pieces
of He's like biting off pieces of your

1118
01:13:21.199 --> 01:13:30.479
hair. He's like he's like he's
like he's like spaghetti. He's using his

1119
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:35.720
front teeth to like cut and you're
you're scared, bro, You're scared of

1120
01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:39.439
the girls. Like She's like,
you guys are in front of the exit,

1121
01:13:39.479 --> 01:13:44.600
so she can't get out. The
girl this girl left has no issue

1122
01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:47.279
with the fact that she left.
He didn't even he didn't even attempt to

1123
01:13:47.279 --> 01:13:50.479
stop her at all. She left. She called an uber. She waited.

1124
01:13:50.560 --> 01:13:54.039
She's like, I'm a little company. Opens the door. Leave now.

1125
01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:59.039
She walks out. She stuck there
by, like and then you go,

1126
01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:01.159
and then you go? Can I
leave? And it's like, well

1127
01:14:01.159 --> 01:14:05.000
everybody can't leave? Yeah, yeah, What am I going to do?

1128
01:14:05.279 --> 01:14:10.760
If you am I going to do? I don't know. I'm having so

1129
01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:15.399
much for your hair. I don't
think. I don't think I think it

1130
01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:19.000
changed necessarily. I just remember time. I just remember, Yeah, well

1131
01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:23.239
everybody has like a pretty bad first
time just because it's like a pretty bad,

1132
01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:27.119
it's pretty like pretty horrible. But
why would that change your perception because

1133
01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:30.560
you're aware that that that was just
because I saw sex. I saw sex

1134
01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:33.239
for years before that, and then
I had sex and sex I had most

1135
01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:35.880
of the sex I saw were it's
too very very very very different. You

1136
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:39.800
weren't like cognizant enough to know that, like, oh, well, this

1137
01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:43.800
was a bad session. This was
not it was bad because that because it

1138
01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:45.880
was for me. It was bad
because it was like I thought I would

1139
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:48.640
like this and I really did it? Really, what was why was it

1140
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:51.359
bad? Then? Like, huh, what was bad? Was it?

1141
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:54.359
I was I was wasn't ready,
I wasn't ready to do it, and

1142
01:14:54.399 --> 01:14:58.239
like I got talked into it,
and it's because I was talking beforehand for

1143
01:14:58.279 --> 01:15:00.319
a while or beforehand about like me
being bread to have sex, and then

1144
01:15:00.359 --> 01:15:02.439
I did it and I was did
in a place I didn't want to do

1145
01:15:02.479 --> 01:15:06.039
it in. I think the problem
of the problem I didn't want to do

1146
01:15:06.079 --> 01:15:10.159
it in the problem is that you
were in a situation that I went home

1147
01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:12.960
you you were probably in a situation
where it was kind of awkward. Because

1148
01:15:12.960 --> 01:15:16.760
I'm sure, I'm sure, uh, I'm sure the guy was probably like,

1149
01:15:16.840 --> 01:15:18.920
hey, you know, come on, you know, come to church.

1150
01:15:20.039 --> 01:15:23.479
You know, he was really tough. He was really he was really

1151
01:15:23.479 --> 01:15:26.640
big, like really like almost like
you know, Wilson Fist and Spider verse.

1152
01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:29.279
He was like, yeah, it's
like king. You know I was

1153
01:15:29.279 --> 01:15:33.239
obviously I was. I was a
team there. Yeah. It's a shame,

1154
01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:35.359
man. And so I mean that's
everybody were though. You know,

1155
01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:38.800
everybody's first time is like they go
to church after hours and you know,

1156
01:15:39.039 --> 01:15:41.399
you know, it's not it's not
the best time. But what's great about

1157
01:15:41.399 --> 01:15:43.039
it is that you learn from it
and then you go and then you just

1158
01:15:43.399 --> 01:15:46.319
you know, you everybody's first time
is obviously with their uncle and it's never

1159
01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:50.760
go. Yeah, these are the
things that these are the things that Thanksgivings

1160
01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:54.119
are really weird now, but like
whatever, Like I didn't like Thanksgiving in

1161
01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:56.960
the first place really that much.
So like it's it's not really that much

1162
01:15:57.000 --> 01:16:00.680
of a loss, So so thankful. I'm so thank Why can't the rest

1163
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:02.880
of my family thinks of it?
For me was never a problem. It

1164
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:05.720
just me, me and my cousins
going getting high with each other and then

1165
01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:11.720
like playing video of course. Yeah, my Thanksgivings were fine because I didn't

1166
01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:16.680
like, i know, requested or
something like like, yeah, that's a

1167
01:16:16.720 --> 01:16:21.520
real, that's a real. You
gotta pass that. Nigga fucking Cranberry freaking

1168
01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:30.439
raped you. Oh God, pass
over the stuff. You gotta pass over

1169
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:31.640
the stuffing. And then he he
looks, he looks at you, and

1170
01:16:31.640 --> 01:16:42.560
he's like, imagine having the balls
to say that. I mean, I

1171
01:16:42.399 --> 01:16:46.000
imagine that there's a lot of I've
learned some stuff. I've learned some things

1172
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:50.920
through you know, talking to certain
people, and how normalized ship like that

1173
01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:56.399
is. And it just blows my
fucking mind, like, oh the yeah,

1174
01:16:56.600 --> 01:17:00.479
mister rape, the uncle is just
gonna be here and we're gonna pretend

1175
01:17:00.520 --> 01:17:02.880
like nothing happened. And it's like
a real big problem that like this in

1176
01:17:02.880 --> 01:17:08.039
both black and Hispanic families is like
yeah, things in the family. Within

1177
01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:11.680
the family is like no, no, no, no, no no no.

1178
01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:17.359
I think that's unique to black and
Hispanics. I think it's more.

1179
01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:20.640
I think it's more like, don't
say things your families, your family ship,

1180
01:17:20.800 --> 01:17:26.840
because I feel like it's in black
families it is and and and it's

1181
01:17:27.319 --> 01:17:29.680
some of them that I know it
is as well. I don't think it's

1182
01:17:30.119 --> 01:17:32.079
not yours, know what I mean. Like, what I'm saying is like

1183
01:17:32.079 --> 01:17:34.960
I don't know if that's like unique
to certain democrats. I think that's just

1184
01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:43.399
like a general kind of like I
feel like white families are just I'm there,

1185
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:46.960
I don't have I'm trying to think
of. I know that obviously the

1186
01:17:47.560 --> 01:17:55.399
actual you know, the the problem
this stuff happens, but I do I

1187
01:17:55.479 --> 01:17:58.960
hear. I will say, I
hear more stories about, you know,

1188
01:18:00.079 --> 01:18:04.399
the white man taking a shotgun to
the brother or something like that, and

1189
01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:08.319
it being less like it's more of
what I hear. This is what I

1190
01:18:08.319 --> 01:18:11.520
hear a lot of times. And
like say, in in black and brown,

1191
01:18:11.560 --> 01:18:15.560
but particularly in brown families, is
that they do not tell the dad.

1192
01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:19.239
The men do not find out like
the daughter. It's usually it's kept

1193
01:18:19.319 --> 01:18:24.920
in don't tell so and so because
he's going to kill so and so,

1194
01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:29.479
and that's gonna, you know,
bring so much chaos in the family if

1195
01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:31.600
so and so kill so and so, And I'm like, what the absolute

1196
01:18:31.680 --> 01:18:35.880
fuck. So the women will go
around all knowing that this person's a monster

1197
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:40.119
and they'll do fuck all about it, and I'm like, yo, this

1198
01:18:40.199 --> 01:18:44.039
is to me. I'm like we're
taking we're getting the boys. The boys

1199
01:18:44.079 --> 01:18:46.439
are coming, and we're fucking we
have fucking knuckle dusters, we have fucking

1200
01:18:46.439 --> 01:18:51.640
we're we're fucking we're fucking everybody up. The motherfucker's gonna find things inside of

1201
01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:57.920
him years later, yeah, years
like, well later on he's gonna be

1202
01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:04.560
like, yo, is this is
this just a glass orbs or yeah?

1203
01:19:05.039 --> 01:19:13.920
Wild man. I want you to
understand anyone that goes through that stuff,

1204
01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:15.279
I want to understand that I'm very
very sorry for what happens to you,

1205
01:19:15.800 --> 01:19:19.039
and so though that though that is
your reality, I want you to know

1206
01:19:19.199 --> 01:19:23.079
you are more than those horrible times
that happens. I want you to know

1207
01:19:23.199 --> 01:19:28.199
that you can you can message me
if you're in the vicinity and you need

1208
01:19:28.560 --> 01:19:30.680
you need a perfect to be beaten
up, because that is I have.

1209
01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:34.000
I don't know why, I just
I have. I That's the only time

1210
01:19:34.039 --> 01:19:38.199
I ever want to get into a
fight. I am not a fighting,

1211
01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:41.800
confrontational person, but for some reason, I don't mind breaking my hands to

1212
01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:44.439
beat up. Oh yeah, dude. It's so it's like I can't think

1213
01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:53.680
of it more easily, uh just
easily. Uh like a like a general

1214
01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:57.760
demographic of person more easy to justify
just beating the ship out of than that.

1215
01:19:57.840 --> 01:20:00.359
You know, it's so it's so
sick, it's it's it's so simple

1216
01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:03.800
where it's like I'm not even I'm
not remotely morally conflicted about that at all,

1217
01:20:04.840 --> 01:20:11.279
you know what I mean exactly,
I'd be more. I'd be I

1218
01:20:11.319 --> 01:20:15.600
would show more moral concern over like, man, do I do I order

1219
01:20:15.640 --> 01:20:18.439
out today? Or do I do
I actually use my ingredients to cook something?

1220
01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:20.720
Because I should cook it's been a
while. Like that would that would

1221
01:20:20.880 --> 01:20:25.199
that would bother me a lot more
than if, like I had a pedophile

1222
01:20:25.319 --> 01:20:28.600
was like thrown into like if like
somebody hit somebody picked up an alligator it

1223
01:20:28.720 --> 01:20:32.800
hit a pedophile with it and then
watch it like d that is correct.

1224
01:20:32.880 --> 01:20:36.239
The idea of someone doing the idea
of a pedophile being close enough to an

1225
01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:40.560
alligator, well, the idea of
a person alligator like bonding like they hit

1226
01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:45.479
a knuckle tap, like you down
for this, yeah, team combo alligator

1227
01:20:45.159 --> 01:20:53.720
and it makes that sound. He
just slaps and it gets it as as

1228
01:20:53.800 --> 01:20:58.600
possible. An alligator is approaching you
and then in his back a little bit,

1229
01:20:59.359 --> 01:21:00.479
it was a little bit suck in
his back he hasn't pull that.

1230
01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:03.000
Okay, So what would you do
if you were walking if you're walking down

1231
01:21:03.039 --> 01:21:05.439
the street eating like a fucking now, like an ice cream cone, like

1232
01:21:05.439 --> 01:21:09.119
an ice cream sandwich, and then
like an alligator is like running up to

1233
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:11.640
you and then like at a certain
point, like it crosses the threshold,

1234
01:21:11.640 --> 01:21:14.479
and then and then you see the
triangle and circle button appear over your fit,

1235
01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:24.239
over your face. I would be
so fucking I would start running away

1236
01:21:24.239 --> 01:21:30.279
too. I start running away too. Yeah, you do. It's like

1237
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:34.760
you see it's it's like you're walking
down the second. It's like you're walking

1238
01:21:34.760 --> 01:21:38.439
down the street and suddenly the Lively
logo appears in the sky and you're like,

1239
01:21:38.439 --> 01:21:43.239
oh, you gotta hope. You
gotta hope that someone. You gotta

1240
01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:45.279
hope you witness it. You hope
that's just witness it. I hope that.

1241
01:21:45.319 --> 01:21:47.520
I hope that's a hope it's a
witness. Like, Okay, what

1242
01:21:47.560 --> 01:21:49.960
do I because at that moment,
like at that moment, you know where

1243
01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:56.479
it's like, does me running away
make it happen? What's gonna cause this?

1244
01:21:57.000 --> 01:21:59.439
If I leave? If I leave, does it cause it? If

1245
01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.479
I stayed at it? Cause it? What causes it just like, oh,

1246
01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:06.560
no, a million thoughts in your
brain at once. Ye, you

1247
01:22:06.600 --> 01:22:11.640
know you got one shot. All
right, let's move on. Uh,

1248
01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:17.399
let's see, let's see, let's
see fuck yourself to the I love fov

1249
01:22:17.479 --> 01:22:23.399
Sliders Wroad And he said, did
you guys see the Japanese tapiocha pizza from

1250
01:22:23.439 --> 01:22:26.520
a few years ago? One of
the worst food abominations you've ever seen?

1251
01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:28.239
I've never heard of this. Actually, I'm gonna google it right now.

1252
01:22:28.239 --> 01:22:34.359
I didn't see that Japanese tapioca pudding
or tapioca pizza. That sounds disgusting.

1253
01:22:34.760 --> 01:22:43.079
Yeah what ew ah, Oh,
it's like a tabioga boba pizza. No,

1254
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:46.600
I don uh, I don't know. I am Yeah, I can't.

1255
01:22:47.039 --> 01:22:53.319
I can't. I saw today somebody
made it worse. That's probably that's

1256
01:22:53.319 --> 01:22:55.840
pretty bad. But I did see
something today where somebody was like, hey,

1257
01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:59.479
I made I made pancakes out of
instead of water, I used uh

1258
01:22:59.800 --> 01:23:04.720
gay rade glacier freeze, uh,
which seemed a little bit much to me.

1259
01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:10.600
But yeah, I want salty ass
pancakes like that. Yeah, that's

1260
01:23:10.640 --> 01:23:15.800
really good. Fucking dumb people,
man, they're just passing the time.

1261
01:23:16.199 --> 01:23:18.239
There's still I mean yeah, I
get it for a joke. I did

1262
01:23:18.279 --> 01:23:29.279
see I did see somebody cook somebody
cooked chicken and Nike will God, that

1263
01:23:29.359 --> 01:23:31.199
was an old that was like early
COVID. That was yeah, yeah,

1264
01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:34.720
that was yeah yeah, And that
was just one of those things that it

1265
01:23:34.760 --> 01:23:39.079
was blue. Dude, it was
a blue. Imagine imagine having to beat

1266
01:23:39.079 --> 01:23:41.880
a whole chicken breast. I was
cooking the night quill cooked. How much

1267
01:23:41.920 --> 01:23:43.960
really take for you to eat it? Take you to eat that ship?

1268
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:49.399
I definitely try. I definitely have
curiosity, but yeah, I'm hoping some

1269
01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:54.199
season two. If it was season
two, i'd eat it. If they

1270
01:23:54.279 --> 01:23:58.479
really can't be seasoned otherwise too easy, like if it was like, what's

1271
01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:01.079
the what did you make with this? Always a little now you can't do

1272
01:24:01.119 --> 01:24:06.520
that. You can't do it.
So many boiled chicken and boiler take it

1273
01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:12.840
and Nike boil it in nickel.
It's so fucking disgusting. It's this rubbery

1274
01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:18.960
and fucking just black liquoricy, like
it's just everything about that sounds fun.

1275
01:24:19.039 --> 01:24:23.439
I hate that. Yeah, no, I that's that sounds like it would

1276
01:24:23.439 --> 01:24:28.680
probably fucking sounds so goddamn. This
disgusting makes it worse. They need.

1277
01:24:28.720 --> 01:24:30.600
They didn't even like maybe even like
lean it up where you're like, you

1278
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:33.600
know, you cook down and Nikles
does only get a powder left and then

1279
01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:38.439
use the powder with some season and
do that. They fucking just it's a

1280
01:24:38.479 --> 01:24:43.439
marinade. It's a marinate. You're
not marinaate. No, you're sopping it

1281
01:24:43.479 --> 01:24:47.800
in it. That was pretty gross. I'm trying to think of like real

1282
01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:51.159
food. Though, real food,
I would just say there's so many pizza

1283
01:24:51.159 --> 01:24:55.359
abominations. I feel like that's just
I feel like that's kind of almost the

1284
01:24:55.399 --> 01:25:01.960
ejective answer that people just go and
destroy pizza. They it's a really disrespected

1285
01:25:01.960 --> 01:25:08.000
food. Yeah. Yeah, for
me, I've seen I've seen some of

1286
01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:12.560
those pizza things that are like really
good, you know, like like there's

1287
01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:16.359
like I've had like like steak and
like steak and like Pestel pizza. It's

1288
01:25:16.399 --> 01:25:21.560
pretty good. We're talking about we're
talking about people just like yeah, I

1289
01:25:21.560 --> 01:25:25.399
don't even know they like it's like, hey, here's a pizza, but

1290
01:25:25.439 --> 01:25:31.279
we put fun fetti and olives and
uh fucking I don't know, uh anchovies

1291
01:25:31.560 --> 01:25:36.920
and then a h a gun just
like they just put all sorts of bullshit

1292
01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:40.039
on pizza, Like the point where
it's just like, what are you fucking

1293
01:25:40.119 --> 01:25:44.760
doing? Even oh rubber, yeah
cool? You know. Actually the most

1294
01:25:44.760 --> 01:25:47.239
insane sandwich I wish the video is
still the video is still somewhere. My

1295
01:25:47.560 --> 01:25:56.920
favorite steak tartar. I've never had
stupid. I've never had meat, and

1296
01:25:56.960 --> 01:25:59.439
they put like a stupid egg in
it, like a duck egg or something

1297
01:25:59.680 --> 01:26:03.960
garble. It's it's it's it's nord
crack. It's so fucking stupid. It's

1298
01:26:04.439 --> 01:26:08.439
that kind of sh they eat because
everything else was fucking They didn't have fire

1299
01:26:08.439 --> 01:26:14.079
because everything was frozenided the fanciest restaurants, they the tartar, like beef tartar

1300
01:26:14.279 --> 01:26:18.840
or blank tartar. It's so fucking
stupid. Hateach people for what the fuck

1301
01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:24.239
is No, it's cold. I
had, I had sushi, I had

1302
01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:28.399
sushi want then I had sushi once
where they put caviar on it, and

1303
01:26:28.479 --> 01:26:30.680
I was so upset, like it
made me so mad, just just the

1304
01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:34.760
notion of caviar because it's it's so
class oriented where it's like even though it's

1305
01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:38.960
not, you know, it's actually
like a wildly like cheap thing, but

1306
01:26:39.039 --> 01:26:43.239
like there's like there's regular fish eggs. Yeah right, it's like, yeah,

1307
01:26:43.239 --> 01:26:45.039
fish caviar is delicious. I don't. I would never eat it.

1308
01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:50.479
I'll never have it's it's fun like
it's it's not even remote. I would

1309
01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:54.880
nine hundred times out of ten,
I would have fucking like guss fried chicken

1310
01:26:54.920 --> 01:27:00.520
over over caviar, tacts, that's
fancy food. I went to, you

1311
01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:05.000
know, for our wedding anniversary.
We went to Hell's Kitchen, and you

1312
01:27:05.000 --> 01:27:09.840
know, our bill was like whatever, a few hundred dollars, whatever the

1313
01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:15.279
fuck it was, and the food
was so fucking bland, because that's how

1314
01:27:15.399 --> 01:27:19.239
like rich people. Rich rich people
don't fucking you know, Southern cooking to

1315
01:27:19.319 --> 01:27:24.720
me, or like say anything where
where it's just hotter, the food's better,

1316
01:27:25.079 --> 01:27:30.399
you know, Mediterranean, fucking Southern
food. It's just the spices.

1317
01:27:30.520 --> 01:27:33.880
Man. This fucking ship was not
like I was expecting. Uh maybe if

1318
01:27:33.880 --> 01:27:38.279
Gordon Ramsey was actually there, but
like, whoever the fuck cooked the ship.

1319
01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:42.399
It was like this rich people bland
food was bullshit and they don't put

1320
01:27:43.680 --> 01:27:46.319
Yeah I was I expected better,
but you know it's fucking trash. I

1321
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:53.199
truffle fries and truffles is overrated.
It's so expensive and it's so it's so

1322
01:27:53.279 --> 01:27:58.760
overrated. I'm mixed. I will
say I've had some fried fries. I'm

1323
01:27:58.760 --> 01:28:00.319
like it's okay, But like,
to me, it's it's like the fanciest

1324
01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:03.159
thing that I've ever ordered at a
restaurant that I ended up really really liking,

1325
01:28:03.279 --> 01:28:06.800
was like this. I've had a
few restaurants and it's always great.

1326
01:28:08.319 --> 01:28:15.119
Is this like mushroom truffle pasta that
I think is fucking delicious. But it's

1327
01:28:15.119 --> 01:28:18.239
also like it's usually like the cheapest
thing on like an expensive menu. You

1328
01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:20.520
know. You see like the it's
like twenty six dollars, which is like

1329
01:28:20.520 --> 01:28:23.840
expensive, but then you see like
the Tomahawk steak at like one hundred and

1330
01:28:23.880 --> 01:28:27.640
sixteen. You're like, m m, yeah, I'll not do that.

1331
01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:31.920
I'll not do that Tomahawk even like
the fanciest steaks. Man, It's it's

1332
01:28:31.960 --> 01:28:38.800
such a slight difference to me,
like steak. It really I like steaks.

1333
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:43.000
It's such a slight difference. I'm
not gonna pay a different for steak,

1334
01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:45.039
you know. Yeah, I've had
like some of the fancier cuts and

1335
01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:49.640
I'm like, I don't. This
isn't wildly better. It's not wildly better.

1336
01:28:49.720 --> 01:28:53.680
I'm like they I've come out of
those restaurants sometimes give it. They

1337
01:28:53.680 --> 01:28:58.000
do taste different, but it tastes
different, but like it's enough but not

1338
01:28:58.119 --> 01:29:00.920
enough to just like I've come at
a great restaurant where I'm like, I

1339
01:29:01.479 --> 01:29:05.119
honestly could have gone for some five
guys, you know what I mean.

1340
01:29:05.319 --> 01:29:13.159
And it's expensive too, but for
what it is. Yeah, it's just

1341
01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:16.119
I don't, man, I don't
even like because I feel like the I

1342
01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:19.520
always I always try. I always
try to say, like the basis of

1343
01:29:19.560 --> 01:29:25.479
your whatever you have, has to
be amazing on its own, and I

1344
01:29:25.600 --> 01:29:29.039
just don't. I don't feel that
way. For like most restaurants when they're

1345
01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:31.520
having their beef or whatever, like
if it's just not they want to always

1346
01:29:31.560 --> 01:29:35.159
throw on all this extra shit to
really to mask that, like, oh

1347
01:29:35.239 --> 01:29:40.399
there's not enough seasoning on this fucking
thing, and that always bothers me where

1348
01:29:40.640 --> 01:29:43.600
I want to be able to,
like they say it of the fanciest steaks

1349
01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:47.000
are supposed to be eaten without anything
like that is supposed to be how it

1350
01:29:47.079 --> 01:29:50.119
is, so it's seasoned to perfection, so you don't need any sauce,

1351
01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:53.199
you don't need anything else. Man, when it comes to steak, when

1352
01:29:53.239 --> 01:29:55.800
it comes to like actual, like
proper, like I can see some ground

1353
01:29:55.840 --> 01:29:58.079
beef pretty well. Like in general
me as a person, I used less

1354
01:29:58.079 --> 01:30:01.920
salt. In general, I just
use less salt. There's no reason I

1355
01:30:01.920 --> 01:30:04.159
should, like I haven't had a
reason for a doctor, but lose the

1356
01:30:04.239 --> 01:30:08.039
salt, use it. I used
salt exclusively. I wake up, I

1357
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:10.199
wake up and my throat is acidic
and it hurts, and then I wake

1358
01:30:10.279 --> 01:30:12.960
up choking. But like I use
a lot of salt. Very good,

1359
01:30:13.000 --> 01:30:15.119
that's very I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know

1360
01:30:15.119 --> 01:30:18.199
what the connection is necessarily, but
we're working on it. Yeah, yeah,

1361
01:30:18.600 --> 01:30:21.439
yeah, I don't know why I'm
always so thirsty. It's crazy,

1362
01:30:21.479 --> 01:30:28.720
but uh but yes, But like
I seasoning steak is just like it's it's

1363
01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:31.399
it's just like put some onions on
it. That's it. Put some onions

1364
01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:34.279
on it, and then like a
little bit of salt, a little bit

1365
01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:40.479
of pepper, and that's that seasoned
steak. Salt like salt pepper on beef

1366
01:30:40.880 --> 01:30:45.239
in general is just the foundation.
Like if you don't if there ain't enough

1367
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:46.720
of that ship, like you already
fucked up. Like I like other things

1368
01:30:46.760 --> 01:30:50.760
on it too, but I feel
like that's the problem with most beef patties

1369
01:30:50.760 --> 01:30:56.199
that I have, that there is
not enough salt and pepper on them.

1370
01:30:56.399 --> 01:30:59.199
Like even like say, if you
if you strip down, if you strip

1371
01:30:59.239 --> 01:31:01.359
down McDonald's addie, which you know
people always shoot on McDonald's, But if

1372
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:06.319
you just taste the beef by itself
nothing else, it's actually it's it's beautifully

1373
01:31:06.359 --> 01:31:10.439
seasoned. And I feel like all
you need to do now just have better

1374
01:31:10.520 --> 01:31:14.359
quality beef. Like other places,
the fucking put some seasoning on that ship

1375
01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:16.079
and it will be delicious. But
I feel a lot of places just like,

1376
01:31:16.079 --> 01:31:19.000
oh, we're gonna lie on the
sauce to catch up the mustard.

1377
01:31:23.119 --> 01:31:30.039
This raising anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. We

1378
01:31:30.079 --> 01:31:32.039
only got a handle the left,
which is which is Oh yeah, I

1379
01:31:32.119 --> 01:31:36.159
was killing So let's just knock these
out. Uh, your mom's phone number

1380
01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:42.880
is? Is your money? How
wealthy are you? Shut up? Uh?

1381
01:31:43.119 --> 01:31:47.600
Hello three musket musket queers. Uh
nice, long time patron, first

1382
01:31:47.640 --> 01:31:50.560
time riding in. I've been listening
to the show since I was only in

1383
01:31:50.600 --> 01:31:56.319
ninth grade and now I'm almost graduating. That's insane. Whoa, whoa,

1384
01:31:56.640 --> 01:32:00.000
that's pretty fucking crazy. Why have
we been doing this for that long.

1385
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:03.640
I mean we're coming up on our
fourth year. Really, we're coming up

1386
01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:09.039
on our fourth year. Yes we
are. No, we started in so

1387
01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:13.600
basically, uh wait, okay,
well we started in twenty I guess the

1388
01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:18.319
show in our third year right now, So we started in the twenty Yeah,

1389
01:32:18.439 --> 01:32:24.359
we technically did start in twenty nineteen, because that was that was the

1390
01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:27.520
first episode when I first started it. That is true, But that is

1391
01:32:27.520 --> 01:32:30.039
true. We only we really started
in twenty twenty, right, like with

1392
01:32:30.119 --> 01:32:33.159
the just before the pandemic, because
I remember, yeah, because like our

1393
01:32:33.199 --> 01:32:38.399
seventh episode was about coronavirus and how
it wouldn't be a big deal. I

1394
01:32:38.439 --> 01:32:45.079
remember that very god reach, I
mean fucking god, everyone was. How

1395
01:32:45.119 --> 01:32:49.560
weren't we I mean, to be
fair, it could have not been a

1396
01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:54.119
big deal if people would have fucking
actually gave a ship, you know,

1397
01:32:54.319 --> 01:32:56.680
the actual numbers that they were putting
out. Well, we can curve this

1398
01:32:56.760 --> 01:33:00.279
and kill it within a few weeks, was true. But all the people

1399
01:33:00.319 --> 01:33:02.760
that are talking ship now and being
like, oh remember when they said that,

1400
01:33:02.800 --> 01:33:04.960
I'm like, yeah, I do
remember, But you didn't fucking do

1401
01:33:05.079 --> 01:33:11.479
anything. Bitch went to spring break. In retrospect, though, it should

1402
01:33:11.520 --> 01:33:15.479
it should have been obvious that that
was that that was gonna happen. It's

1403
01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:21.800
like fucking ridiculous, inconsiderate country.
It's crazy. But let's uh anyway,

1404
01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:25.039
he writes, and he says,
in this new world of student loans in

1405
01:33:25.079 --> 01:33:28.720
post secondary education, Uh, do
you have any insight or fatherly advice?

1406
01:33:28.800 --> 01:33:30.000
I know, Sweeney, you've went
through many years of university to be a

1407
01:33:30.039 --> 01:33:33.399
law to be a lawyer like I
dream I need to do. He's not

1408
01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:36.079
a lawyer, he's a he's trying
to do a nurse, trying to be

1409
01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:40.800
a nurse. But uh, I
mean it's similar amounts of time schooling,

1410
01:33:40.800 --> 01:33:43.479
I think, And Chris, I
understand you didn't bother. I'm not going

1411
01:33:43.520 --> 01:33:45.960
to be I'm going to be making
one of the biggest decisions in my life

1412
01:33:45.960 --> 01:33:48.720
soon picking a major. And why
not get my three creepy uncles two cents

1413
01:33:48.760 --> 01:33:54.399
along the journey? Uh? Yeah, man, I mean a lawyer.

1414
01:33:54.439 --> 01:33:58.319
If you're gonna be a lawyer,
you need you need school. You can't

1415
01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:00.920
he said. He wanted, he
want, he want to get I wasn't

1416
01:34:00.920 --> 01:34:04.960
paying attention. He said he wanted
a lawyer. I don't know if he

1417
01:34:05.079 --> 01:34:09.359
missed. I don't know if he
okay, so many years of university to

1418
01:34:09.439 --> 01:34:13.600
be a lawyer, like I dream
I need to do seven. So I

1419
01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:15.760
kind of I don't know if you
I don't know if you implied that you.

1420
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.800
I don't know if what's written here
is that you thought Sweeney was studying

1421
01:34:18.840 --> 01:34:24.279
to be a lawyer or you or
you are and you thought Sweeney was also

1422
01:34:24.359 --> 01:34:26.319
you know what I mean. It's
kind of written a little weird, but

1423
01:34:26.439 --> 01:34:29.840
uh, I've been I guess if
he is picking a major, Uh he's

1424
01:34:29.880 --> 01:34:33.520
maybe think a lawyer of Jalen and
uh maybe confused. Oh yeah, our

1425
01:34:33.560 --> 01:34:41.439
friend, Uh yeah, our our
friend the paralegal, a lawyer, was

1426
01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:45.640
a lawyer. You've let so many
murders off. My parents were telling me

1427
01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:50.319
to be My parents were My parents
were telling me to be a lawyer constantly,

1428
01:34:51.119 --> 01:34:54.359
and I was like, I don't
want to do that. Evil people.

1429
01:34:54.439 --> 01:35:01.920
Brother, I know, specifically unless
you specifically are trying to defend good

1430
01:35:02.039 --> 01:35:05.199
people. But if you're just gonna
be a lawyer working your way up,

1431
01:35:05.199 --> 01:35:12.439
you're gonna take victim and you're fine. You're not exactly what I was just

1432
01:35:12.479 --> 01:35:16.239
saying. If you're a corporate you're
bad if you're doing corporate typical, if

1433
01:35:16.279 --> 01:35:18.920
your typical lawyer trying to work your
way, if you're in if you're in

1434
01:35:18.920 --> 01:35:21.560
a practice, it's true, and
you're trying to become a rock star,

1435
01:35:21.600 --> 01:35:24.600
which who the fuck wouldn't want to
do that? Right? You want to

1436
01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:28.399
make more money, you might have
to take on some fucking cases that you

1437
01:35:28.399 --> 01:35:31.279
will be proud of. Uh,
But whatever world, world needs the villains

1438
01:35:31.279 --> 01:35:33.439
to, you know what I mean? You could be a civil defendent,

1439
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:36.439
you could be a you could be
a My parents thought I would have made

1440
01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:42.119
an excellent villain, is what I'm
gathering from this. You should be.

1441
01:35:42.479 --> 01:35:45.520
You're very good about bullshitting. You're
very good about bullshitting, especially people don't

1442
01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:47.920
know what you're talking about. You're
very good at like just bullshitting people into

1443
01:35:47.960 --> 01:35:51.520
believing you. But if people know
what you're talking about, then that's different.

1444
01:35:53.520 --> 01:35:56.520
It depends. It's like if you
have a whoever you're going agains,

1445
01:35:56.520 --> 01:35:59.359
if they're and if they just will
read up what they're talking about, then

1446
01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:00.439
like you have it a little bit
of trouble. But if you don't,

1447
01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:03.600
I would shake, I would shake, I would shake up the lawyer game.

1448
01:36:03.600 --> 01:36:06.199
Like Trump shook up the presidential race, like I would go in there.

1449
01:36:06.520 --> 01:36:11.600
I would go in there and be
like, ladies and gentlemen, I

1450
01:36:11.680 --> 01:36:17.159
understand that I'm defending this guy for
serial murder, But in defense, do

1451
01:36:17.199 --> 01:36:19.880
you see the guy he murdered?
Do you not see how dumb and lame

1452
01:36:19.960 --> 01:36:27.079
this guy looks? Honestly, if
you passed him by, would you even

1453
01:36:27.159 --> 01:36:30.119
remotely think anything nice about him?
Probably not right? And so what did

1454
01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:34.239
this guy do? What? What
did this guy do? What did this

1455
01:36:34.279 --> 01:36:41.880
guy do? Really other than remove
a negative impulse from the world by getting

1456
01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:43.720
rid of this guy? You look, you look at this guy and you

1457
01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:46.119
think ill, gross. Now you
don't think anything because he's gone. Is

1458
01:36:46.119 --> 01:36:48.279
that not a public service? I
rest my case, and everybody'd be like,

1459
01:36:48.279 --> 01:36:53.680
wow, that's a great argument.
I can't be a lawyer for She

1460
01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:57.720
was a lawyer for I think like
eleven years. She was civil defense and

1461
01:36:57.760 --> 01:36:59.720
she was like, I can't do
it any much. You stop. And

1462
01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:01.720
then like in the middle of coach
where she just went to nursing mm hmmm,

1463
01:37:02.159 --> 01:37:04.359
because she just fucking hated it,
she was like, laws is a

1464
01:37:04.439 --> 01:37:08.479
terrible place. The amount of people
she said that like didn't need to go

1465
01:37:08.520 --> 01:37:10.840
to Jedi went to jail or so
she's like, it's just so sad.

1466
01:37:11.520 --> 01:37:15.560
It's laws fucked, like it's the
way it is fucked, the way like

1467
01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:17.920
the way should happens. It's fun
the way that you're like, dude,

1468
01:37:18.359 --> 01:37:24.119
so much of so much of the
laws in Americanism are written in Latin,

1469
01:37:24.119 --> 01:37:28.439
in a means that like people that
just don't have the educations cannot understand it,

1470
01:37:28.560 --> 01:37:31.439
just can't understand it. It's pretty
cool. It's pretty cool. So

1471
01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:36.359
they just can't they can't decipher it
correctly. It's pretty cool. So she

1472
01:37:38.000 --> 01:37:40.359
speaks Spanish. That's it. There's
the reason she understand any of it because

1473
01:37:40.359 --> 01:37:43.640
she speaks Spanish. And it's like, really, really really sad. So

1474
01:37:43.680 --> 01:37:45.960
this guy was asking for advice.
Was that her advice about about school?

1475
01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:50.039
Which I don't know if really major
was the major. He's still picking his

1476
01:37:50.119 --> 01:37:54.239
major, but I guess he's like
just I guess general life advice about school.

1477
01:37:54.319 --> 01:37:58.239
I will say, man, like, look, a lot of a

1478
01:37:58.279 --> 01:38:01.000
lot of student loans are very predatory. Their whole the whole thing is predicated

1479
01:38:01.039 --> 01:38:04.239
on the fact that you are too
young to be making a ridiculous commitment like

1480
01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:08.840
that but I mean, dude,
Like, if you have something that you're

1481
01:38:08.880 --> 01:38:13.760
really passionate about that requires school,
absolutely do it. I would say.

1482
01:38:13.800 --> 01:38:15.720
Also at the same time, like, if you have a huge passion and

1483
01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:18.680
you've shown that you're very good at
something that doesn't necessarily require it, I

1484
01:38:18.680 --> 01:38:21.479
would say, instead of spending a
ton of money on school, spend a

1485
01:38:21.520 --> 01:38:25.359
portion of that money, Uh,
not a lot of it, but like

1486
01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:27.520
a portion of the money that you
would have sound on college, getting the

1487
01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:30.159
necessary tools you need to excel at
that thing, and then like be smart

1488
01:38:30.159 --> 01:38:31.159
with your money after that, just
like I don't open up a CD,

1489
01:38:31.800 --> 01:38:38.239
do certain things like that, Like
do a lot of smart financial shit immediately

1490
01:38:38.520 --> 01:38:41.119
if you're not going to college,
because like college admittedly, like it does

1491
01:38:41.199 --> 01:38:43.800
kind of stave that stuff off a
little bit, you get some kind of

1492
01:38:43.800 --> 01:38:45.199
a grace period, but eventually you're
gonna get hammered in a way that you

1493
01:38:45.239 --> 01:38:48.439
fucking can't even fathom, and you're
gonna be like wondering, like damn,

1494
01:38:48.600 --> 01:38:51.479
So you got to make sure you
really care about what you're doing and what

1495
01:38:51.560 --> 01:38:55.560
and what you're doing requires what you're
what you're setting out to do, Like

1496
01:38:55.600 --> 01:38:59.000
do I really need to borrow a
h granted, granted, granted, grant,

1497
01:38:59.039 --> 01:39:00.760
granted. When you go into a
field, if you're in a field

1498
01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:03.720
and you like it at that time, do not be afraid to change your

1499
01:39:03.720 --> 01:39:09.560
field the clock everybody, there's a
clout that count down to when you need

1500
01:39:09.600 --> 01:39:13.079
to be doing things. They should
be like secure for yourself. And I

1501
01:39:13.159 --> 01:39:17.800
know people that have finished college with
fucking master degrees sumacum whatever. They are

1502
01:39:17.840 --> 01:39:24.079
fucking high the deans. I've didn't
demos all that shit, Like I was.

1503
01:39:24.159 --> 01:39:27.680
My GPA at the end of college
was three point one. Something that's

1504
01:39:27.800 --> 01:39:31.279
not great, but it's very good. And I still didn't want to go

1505
01:39:31.279 --> 01:39:33.720
back because I'm like, I don't
really know, I don't like it's it's

1506
01:39:33.800 --> 01:39:36.960
not for me right now, and
sometimes it's not for you taking a break.

1507
01:39:36.960 --> 01:39:42.880
There's no longer taking breaks. There's
nothing wrong with also working hard to

1508
01:39:42.880 --> 01:39:45.560
get it done as well, but
don't make moves that you don't want to

1509
01:39:45.600 --> 01:39:49.600
make, Like make sure before you
take a step, you sit down,

1510
01:39:49.760 --> 01:39:51.920
you think about it, you get
a nine smith, thought about it,

1511
01:39:51.960 --> 01:39:55.000
talk to your parents about it,
you know, because your parents might have

1512
01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:57.800
had the same sum insivations as well. Obviously a lot of our parents.

1513
01:39:57.880 --> 01:40:00.800
Lie has given us a whole speech
about college being what we need to do.

1514
01:40:00.479 --> 01:40:03.000
But some parents are sensible and it
will be like, look, man,

1515
01:40:03.000 --> 01:40:05.039
if you don't want to do this, go try this. I'll take

1516
01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:08.560
some time off. Focus on your
life. Enjoy yourself, you know,

1517
01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:11.880
take a picture of your take a
picture of your taint and sell it for

1518
01:40:11.920 --> 01:40:16.600
a lot of money. You should
don't go to school winters. Don't go

1519
01:40:16.640 --> 01:40:21.920
to school the winter time or summertime
if you if you can, that's true,

1520
01:40:21.920 --> 01:40:32.479
and want to winter winter is indeed
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1521
01:40:32.479 --> 01:40:36.319
with men. If you're not gay, yeah, that's my best. If

1522
01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:40.680
you're not man, If you're a
pulse by men, that just means you

1523
01:40:40.680 --> 01:40:45.039
gotta peak, keep pushing right.
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1524
01:40:45.159 --> 01:40:47.520
when you're while that guy is sucking
your dick and you look down and you're

1525
01:40:47.520 --> 01:40:59.239
like, just keep feeding them more. An audit saying I love that.

1526
01:40:59.680 --> 01:41:04.319
Can I like gross? I saw
this on Twitter a couple a couple of

1527
01:41:04.359 --> 01:41:08.960
weeks ago. I am curious because
I had I saw a bunch of people

1528
01:41:09.039 --> 01:41:11.399
arguing about it, and I was
kind of interesting. I thought I thought

1529
01:41:11.399 --> 01:41:16.920
it was kind of interesting. Would
you in in the hypothetical constant, a

1530
01:41:16.960 --> 01:41:25.119
hypothetical scenario, right, is it
better? Is it better for a hundred

1531
01:41:26.840 --> 01:41:30.800
guilty people to go free than it
is for one innocent man to be punished?

1532
01:41:32.000 --> 01:41:35.039
Like? How do you like that? That philosophical prospects? I need

1533
01:41:35.039 --> 01:41:40.920
more contexts, man, I well, I mean that there's not supposed to

1534
01:41:40.960 --> 01:41:44.159
be more context in that is the
whole the whole point. There needs to

1535
01:41:44.159 --> 01:41:49.479
be more conscious concept the whole thing
of that. Doesn't that doesn't know see

1536
01:41:49.479 --> 01:41:56.159
that No, not, it does
in the if we were genuinely legislating this,

1537
01:41:56.199 --> 01:41:59.079
but like we're just talking just from
a philosophical kind of like gut reaction.

1538
01:41:59.800 --> 01:42:03.600
It only works if there's no context
that that actual fucking quote. Uh.

1539
01:42:04.279 --> 01:42:06.880
And it's one of the things where
it just means like does it is

1540
01:42:06.920 --> 01:42:15.880
it more heinous to punish an innocent
person than let guilty people free? Yeah?

1541
01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:20.560
That's I mean, like I I
don't have any immediate answer. I

1542
01:42:20.880 --> 01:42:26.960
have an immediate thought where it's like
absolutely, it's absolutely it's worse to punish

1543
01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:30.720
an innocent person for doing something that
they absolutely didn't do. Yeah, yeah,

1544
01:42:30.840 --> 01:42:34.119
there's nothing there's nothing worse than being
innocent and being punished. But at

1545
01:42:34.159 --> 01:42:38.880
the same time it matters people just
like petty crimes are things, you know,

1546
01:42:38.960 --> 01:42:42.319
people that are guilty of petty things. No, but engage with the

1547
01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:45.840
hypothetical though, like it's it's not
like we're not, I can't because it's

1548
01:42:45.880 --> 01:42:48.399
such a finite means of like,
no, you can't, You're just refusing

1549
01:42:48.479 --> 01:42:54.720
to That's that's I guess. I
would say the innocent person going going to

1550
01:42:55.359 --> 01:42:59.840
being crime like getting affected is like
worse. Let's let's let's let's put it

1551
01:42:59.840 --> 01:43:02.560
this way. Let's put it this
way. Is it better for one hundred

1552
01:43:02.920 --> 01:43:10.199
murderers okay to not be caught because
there's not enough evidence to convict them or

1553
01:43:10.239 --> 01:43:14.439
whatever, than it is for an
innocent person who did not commit murder to

1554
01:43:14.479 --> 01:43:18.359
be put on death row? Get
an innocent person is in a watch worst

1555
01:43:18.359 --> 01:43:20.840
situation. I agree with that.
Well, that that's not what I'm saying.

1556
01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:23.840
Well, no, that the question
isn't who's in a worse situation?

1557
01:43:23.880 --> 01:43:26.319
Obviously the murders who are free are
in a better situation than that. It

1558
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:29.840
is a guy on death row,
person we put on death row. Yeah,

1559
01:43:29.840 --> 01:43:30.680
I agree with that, right,
right, Yeah, Yeah, that's

1560
01:43:30.720 --> 01:43:33.680
That's what I thought was obvious too. But I saw people arguing about it

1561
01:43:33.439 --> 01:43:35.600
and like, no, it's fucked
up, and it's like, I don't

1562
01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:40.600
know, man, that seems kind
of insane because like I think everybody would

1563
01:43:40.680 --> 01:43:45.720
argue that it's like it's like it's
better for people to speed on the highway

1564
01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:49.079
and not get a ticket that it
is for you to fucking not speed and

1565
01:43:49.119 --> 01:43:51.720
then get a fucking and then get
penalized for you know what I mean,

1566
01:43:51.800 --> 01:43:58.319
Like it's insane because then it just
means that there's it's that's I don't know.

1567
01:43:58.319 --> 01:44:00.279
I thought that was such an insane
argument, but I guess there's no

1568
01:44:00.319 --> 01:44:02.880
disagreement here. It is. I
just feel like people don't people always failed

1569
01:44:02.920 --> 01:44:08.439
to Uh. It's just like to
me, it's always just kind of like

1570
01:44:08.439 --> 01:44:11.680
it always comes out to like the
lack of empathy. Where to the point

1571
01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:15.239
where this is a real life problem
happening right now where there's a bunch of

1572
01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:20.359
innocent people in prison as we speak, and you're just kind of like like,

1573
01:44:20.680 --> 01:44:24.319
well, you wouldn't say, oh, if fucking you knew them,

1574
01:44:24.359 --> 01:44:29.000
or if it was you wouldn't be
like then you know, yeah, I

1575
01:44:29.119 --> 01:44:31.439
feel like props to Kim Kardashian for
getting some niggas out. Man. All

1576
01:44:31.479 --> 01:44:34.680
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1599
01:46:23.399 --> 01:46:28.399
in the face? This handsome man
better prepared to get caked because he's gonna

1600
01:46:28.439 --> 01:46:43.880
taste my semen semen by semen mm
semen yourself. Oh my god, you

1601
01:46:44.079 --> 01:46:46.720
kind of creamy. There's nothing there, ain't no rest for the homos.

1602
01:46:46.760 --> 01:46:48.880
Come, don't ground trees. We've
got men to funk, we got dick

1603
01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:55.800
to suck. Bungeee died, thanks
Joe Brandon listening to of Course I saw

1604
01:46:55.840 --> 01:46:58.560
it. It's it's really disappointing.
It's it's it's all, but it's so

1605
01:46:58.680 --> 01:47:02.199
it's so nerd oriented that I'm sure
we're gonna talk about it. Oh yeah,

1606
01:47:02.359 --> 01:47:08.520
right, Uh it's over. It's
jover. Listening to swing it makes

1607
01:47:08.560 --> 01:47:12.039
me considered racism. It's finally jover
the baller of the first sin. There

1608
01:47:12.079 --> 01:47:14.079
goes my home. I watching them
as she blows gape with eight of the

1609
01:47:14.079 --> 01:47:15.880
machine. Two episodes of Remaining be
Afraid Take me down to the gay man

1610
01:47:15.920 --> 01:47:21.000
City where the ass is clean and
the girls have peepee damn pep take me

1611
01:47:21.079 --> 01:47:26.920
come, uh jolly old dipshit friends
theme. So no one told you I

1612
01:47:27.039 --> 01:47:33.880
was gonna cease this way. I
thought about making the obvious. I thought

1613
01:47:33.920 --> 01:47:38.399
about making the obvious joke, which
was like could I be any more gay?

1614
01:47:38.920 --> 01:47:42.920
Or dead? Sorry, we're in
the gay motive that any more day?

1615
01:47:43.359 --> 01:47:45.920
That's crazy? Could I? I
was gonna say, could I be

1616
01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:50.600
any more dead? But it's like, yeah, whatever, in like a

1617
01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:56.399
week, all day Johnny Silvercock cipher
graph ball twister machine. If you like

1618
01:47:56.439 --> 01:47:58.600
penis a lot of getting cock in
the rain if you're not into your girl

1619
01:47:58.600 --> 01:48:00.119
and you run it loving O pain
game he mean rhapsody, Mama. I

1620
01:48:00.119 --> 01:48:02.760
have tasted cum, and now I
know for sure that I am gay,

1621
01:48:03.119 --> 01:48:08.159
Mama Kom, I didn't mean to
suck him dry, Adrian, I'm squirting,

1622
01:48:08.239 --> 01:48:10.159
Get a glass, I want to
see it. Sweeny loock, my

1623
01:48:10.159 --> 01:48:13.920
weenie gay. Oh, here comes
the penis up as butt. When we

1624
01:48:14.000 --> 01:48:15.760
get harder men, we suck on
cock, we go and fuck the bussy

1625
01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:18.840
till it gets too till it gets
too soft. Chris yelling at Sweeny over

1626
01:48:18.880 --> 01:48:24.319
spider Man made me come all over
my programming socks. Help back the tank

1627
01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:29.119
of coum Caucasian container, the cracker
bill for gaze, tinfoil tyrant, learning

1628
01:48:29.199 --> 01:48:32.119
voodoo with which magic to keep Diane
Feinstein in off is putting blackface on my

1629
01:48:32.199 --> 01:48:39.840
light bulbs. Penis Man, Arnold
Swartz, Arnold Swartze, you know it's

1630
01:48:40.000 --> 01:48:44.359
uh. I looked. I looked
too long into Craven's eyes, and it

1631
01:48:44.399 --> 01:48:47.600
made me gay. Sweeney Sweeney,
Sweeney swallowed my PENIBC sings. Weren't you

1632
01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:51.920
the one who tried to fuck my
intestines? You think, uh, you

1633
01:48:51.960 --> 01:48:55.600
think I'd bend over, You think
I spread my ass out wide? She

1634
01:48:55.680 --> 01:49:00.399
pipcan on my Pippa possum is better
at skating listening to you wouldn't dolls,

1635
01:49:00.399 --> 01:49:02.199
but gay. I left my home
without my blow up doll in hope that

1636
01:49:02.279 --> 01:49:10.880
I might be said the F slur, but spelled it all stupid, So

1637
01:49:11.119 --> 01:49:20.760
fucking average Clint energy, great god
Jacob meeting his Caucasian creations. They should

1638
01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:23.800
make peteros, whar GoPros and prisons. You could see what appens to them.

1639
01:49:23.800 --> 01:49:26.119
I think they would be eating star
coffee on twitch. Bitch Mama,

1640
01:49:26.199 --> 01:49:30.039
JF Martin and an IDF Airstrike been
blowing lots of guys in a gay man's

1641
01:49:30.039 --> 01:49:32.319
paradise, taking dogs of every size
and a gay man's paradise. TRANSFERMD Gremlin

1642
01:49:32.640 --> 01:49:38.319
exposing people with lyctos and tolerance miney
million rogins of ionizing radiation. Ushold not

1643
01:49:38.399 --> 01:49:41.800
vinpan agelic DM. His name's Apollo. He was a homo, but that

1644
01:49:41.880 --> 01:49:50.439
was thirty years ago when he still
had bros to blow Uh Craig mcannadian slipknot

1645
01:49:50.479 --> 01:49:54.720
weight and bleed. I felt the
gay rise up in me, kneel down

1646
01:49:54.720 --> 01:49:58.960
and suck the penis clean. I
wander around to find some seed. It's

1647
01:49:58.960 --> 01:50:00.439
your boy, Shaanni D. Here's
a fun gaming like go to club.

1648
01:50:00.560 --> 01:50:02.760
Go to a club, count all
the white women trying to guess how many

1649
01:50:02.760 --> 01:50:06.079
will be alive in twenty four hours. School shootings prove white people are the

1650
01:50:06.079 --> 01:50:11.560
best at AoE damage Ben and Jerry's
Funky Monkey three. There exists a video

1651
01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:15.479
in which a praying mantist eats into
a woman's nipple. Happy Halloween slots.

1652
01:50:15.479 --> 01:50:19.560
That's disgusting. I saw a wasp
rip its own head off by accident,

1653
01:50:20.760 --> 01:50:25.760
and it was like dangling by like
a like a like the fucking nervous cord,

1654
01:50:25.800 --> 01:50:27.840
and I was like, that's painous. Man. I'm glad I'm not

1655
01:50:27.840 --> 01:50:31.039
a bug. I'm really glad I'm
not a bug. And so I don't

1656
01:50:31.039 --> 01:50:35.520
think they fully understand how ugly they
are, right, it's so visceral or

1657
01:50:35.520 --> 01:50:41.319
something about it. Yeah, I
really Yeah, that made me really upset

1658
01:50:41.319 --> 01:50:44.399
seeing whoops see I'm a bug.
Whoop, see I'm a bug. I'm

1659
01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:47.520
stupid and inferior, and look at
me. I fucking don't have a realistic

1660
01:50:47.520 --> 01:50:49.680
nervous system and I can survive it
out my head, but what's the point.

1661
01:50:49.720 --> 01:50:56.399
I can't eat. I'm gonna dice
soon anyway, Lamal three. That's

1662
01:50:56.439 --> 01:50:59.600
just crazy. They don't even say
that. We won't let them, We'll

1663
01:50:59.640 --> 01:51:03.640
nuke the world until he will space
all of them. No, we won't

1664
01:51:03.159 --> 01:51:06.840
will have the balls when they will
have the balls to not give a shit

1665
01:51:06.840 --> 01:51:10.520
about what's going to happen to the
ecosystem when we kill all the mosquitos.

1666
01:51:10.560 --> 01:51:12.920
And I hope to be alive for
that day, but I don't think I

1667
01:51:12.920 --> 01:51:15.640
will. But uh, what I
want to do is I want to be

1668
01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:18.239
able to see a big roads right
and not feel any sort of fear.

1669
01:51:18.359 --> 01:51:21.319
Is grab it and eat it all
right, and don't want to about my

1670
01:51:21.439 --> 01:51:26.479
day. That's you can hypnotize yourself
in a feeling that way. Probably H

1671
01:51:26.560 --> 01:51:30.680
three XO let the next level ship
dude, Oh nice, you just it

1672
01:51:30.720 --> 01:51:33.479
just hypnotized yourself in doing it,
and fucking what's his name? Revolver also

1673
01:51:33.479 --> 01:51:35.760
a lot of hypnotize himself. And
I think his arm was still possessed.

1674
01:51:36.239 --> 01:51:42.720
You know, it's a whole fucking
is That universe is fucking insane. It's

1675
01:51:42.920 --> 01:51:47.199
such a fucking false It's it really
is like if fasted the furious treat It's

1676
01:51:47.279 --> 01:51:54.960
like if you took cerebral like like
mind, like if you took cerebral story

1677
01:51:55.000 --> 01:52:00.600
elements and treated them like fast and
furious treats action. That's what that universes.

1678
01:52:00.960 --> 01:52:03.560
It's like, yeah, sure,
this is like interesting, but also

1679
01:52:03.600 --> 01:52:06.880
what if it was also ridiculous,
And it's just like, yeah, he's

1680
01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:10.600
possessed by an arm, but also
he's not, because it's like he's gonna

1681
01:52:10.600 --> 01:52:12.920
put it off solid and then he's
gonna put a robot arm. But but

1682
01:52:12.960 --> 01:52:15.439
then he needs to still keep up
the act, so he's gonna hypnotize himself

1683
01:52:15.439 --> 01:52:16.960
into believing it still so we can
keep up the act so well that no

1684
01:52:17.000 --> 01:52:20.279
one would believe that he's just acting. But then it's all a lie.

1685
01:52:20.800 --> 01:52:28.079
It's fucking ridiculous. Anyway, Spoilers
is literally literally it's it's it's literally this

1686
01:52:28.199 --> 01:52:32.760
right. It's if an Asian man
knew some American historical points and made an

1687
01:52:32.840 --> 01:52:39.399
action game about it. That is
all mental solid is and it's yeah,

1688
01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:45.239
that's what happened, even knowing some
American history and being like, yeah,

1689
01:52:45.560 --> 01:52:48.399
this sounds like it happened. Yeah
why not. Yeah, It's like it's

1690
01:52:48.399 --> 01:52:55.680
like Ubi software. It's like,
hmm, Da Vinci was friends with an

1691
01:52:55.720 --> 01:53:02.000
assassin and he made him. Yeah, yeah, he was just kind of

1692
01:53:02.000 --> 01:53:05.880
like that he was friends of myoc
what anyway, three three X, so

1693
01:53:06.079 --> 01:53:09.479
letting people know that one piece has
a better story than Halo, mas Effect

1694
01:53:09.479 --> 01:53:14.199
and Destiny. I okay, I
don't believe that at all, Like you

1695
01:53:14.239 --> 01:53:16.199
can argue some other ones, but
mass effect I disagree. I'm sure modern

1696
01:53:16.239 --> 01:53:18.960
Halo probably, I'm sure Destiny is
kind of all over the place, so

1697
01:53:18.960 --> 01:53:21.079
I kind of probably have to believe
that. But at the same time,

1698
01:53:21.159 --> 01:53:26.119
it's now man slurping, stroke and
smoking, joking and Emoticon's going like this

1699
01:53:26.159 --> 01:53:29.960
morning alec Keith, David Drip,
a h return of Drip, Matthew Perry

1700
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:32.399
getting double teams by goth both worms
and maggots as he was laid to rest.

1701
01:53:32.520 --> 01:53:35.000
God damn, you guys have no
chill. Well we won't you blow

1702
01:53:35.039 --> 01:53:36.960
me? I didn't say that,
by the way. As to these people,

1703
01:53:38.119 --> 01:53:40.039
docks me, stalk me, docks
me, my friends stalk me,

1704
01:53:40.039 --> 01:53:43.600
stalk me, rate me. Song
by Nirvana sung by Jacks Films. A

1705
01:53:43.640 --> 01:53:47.079
pizza guy accidentally at Chris Hansen's house. There goes my Quiro watch him as

1706
01:53:47.279 --> 01:53:51.680
watch him take my load? Gay
piece? Is that one piece of mcgaye.

1707
01:53:51.680 --> 01:53:58.439
It's so stupid. I just it's
like, well, were you still

1708
01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:05.319
watching gay Piece? I've definitely said
that. I've definitely said that, not

1709
01:54:05.399 --> 01:54:09.640
even like come piece or something where
it like kind of rhymes, at least

1710
01:54:09.680 --> 01:54:15.239
where it's like you're just close.
Yeah, I guess police. It's closer

1711
01:54:15.239 --> 01:54:20.640
to one than gay is. You're
right, the police coming hard as I

1712
01:54:20.640 --> 01:54:24.039
thrust in pound, Abby, I
don't want to be here anymore about Resigains.

1713
01:54:24.079 --> 01:54:25.960
I don't want to be queer anymore. I know there is the thing

1714
01:54:26.039 --> 01:54:30.000
left worth gang for women, guest
suggestions, Denims, Derek's wife, a

1715
01:54:30.000 --> 01:54:34.279
lot of peers, Cutie Lee,
that one lady for episode fourteen, Oh,

1716
01:54:34.319 --> 01:54:40.760
Gabby, I don't know, man, Maybe Denims will probably gone.

1717
01:54:40.800 --> 01:54:43.880
I don't A lot is not touching
this with a ten foot pole man,

1718
01:54:44.079 --> 01:54:47.760
like a lot of is not even
like cannot be here. And I do

1719
01:54:47.840 --> 01:54:51.880
not begrudge it. I it's hilarious. I know a lot of and I've

1720
01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:55.199
met these people like we talk every
now and again. I'm friends with these

1721
01:54:55.199 --> 01:54:57.520
people at the same time, like
I would never in a million years pitch

1722
01:54:57.560 --> 01:55:00.640
the show to them. I only
feel comfortable pitching shows to be that I

1723
01:55:00.840 --> 01:55:03.680
barely know. Like we asked,
I don't mind saying this. We asked

1724
01:55:03.680 --> 01:55:08.079
Ethan h three to come on,
I said them a d M be like,

1725
01:55:08.119 --> 01:55:10.239
hey, you know what's up?
All right? No no response,

1726
01:55:10.560 --> 01:55:13.199
which is fine, like totally fine. I only kind of know Ethan,

1727
01:55:13.239 --> 01:55:15.159
So it's like it's I get it
whatever, but uh, you know,

1728
01:55:15.600 --> 01:55:23.439
it's it's just so out of pocket
that like it's the fact Jackson Films is

1729
01:55:23.840 --> 01:55:27.159
the fact that Jack's Films is as
dope as he is and can just be

1730
01:55:27.239 --> 01:55:30.159
on something like this. It speaks
volumes of like who that who he is?

1731
01:55:30.600 --> 01:55:35.079
Because that's very rare, Like I
feel very uncomfortable. Elvis is another

1732
01:55:35.119 --> 01:55:39.600
one where I feel probably comfortable.
Uh there's this like a handful, but

1733
01:55:39.800 --> 01:55:44.680
it's like it's it's an acquired taste
the show, you know taste, but

1734
01:55:44.720 --> 01:55:47.520
it's it's it's an acquired environment because
I feel like we have we we put

1735
01:55:47.560 --> 01:55:55.560
out an air of being like very
very toxic. I think that like it's

1736
01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:59.520
it's just I get the sense that
people feel that way about it, even

1737
01:55:59.560 --> 01:56:03.159
though we're not even close really,
uh, but I get it. You

1738
01:56:03.319 --> 01:56:06.000
Maybe I don't know, we'll see
denims I think would actually be we would

1739
01:56:06.000 --> 01:56:10.319
be done to do it. Maybe
Alaska, which like five eighty three,

1740
01:56:10.520 --> 01:56:15.039
I feel gay fuck you, blasting
the background of a cod montage. Come

1741
01:56:15.199 --> 01:56:17.279
bend me down. You're drilling me. You're drilling me. I am finished?

1742
01:56:17.279 --> 01:56:21.079
Are you? Uh? The Peppini
Brothers and Porium of realistic cam and

1743
01:56:21.119 --> 01:56:25.000
chun lee thigh shaped neck pillows,
self tightening sult separately, don Donkerson,

1744
01:56:25.000 --> 01:56:28.520
Do you see my banana laying over
his white hot ass? Here he comes

1745
01:56:28.520 --> 01:56:32.119
with come for me, freshly flowing
from his banana tree. You got to

1746
01:56:32.119 --> 01:56:35.000
play the pay the trolls told again
in The Boys Hole Gade six, I

1747
01:56:35.119 --> 01:56:41.159
Christopher Raymond gunther M an ethnic lisdexic
fuck you. Derek and Sweene's strategy for

1748
01:56:41.239 --> 01:56:44.000
arguing is just to not let Chris
talk. That's all. That's everybody,

1749
01:56:44.000 --> 01:56:45.800
That's all. Our strategy is.
I don't let myself talk either, because

1750
01:56:45.800 --> 01:56:51.399
I interrupt myself. Console Finn.
Lizzie has a song called Black Boys on

1751
01:56:51.479 --> 01:56:56.279
the Corner. You should check it
out. I wouldn't. I didn't read.

1752
01:56:56.399 --> 01:56:59.279
I didn't really I would how many
people got like angry at that at

1753
01:56:59.279 --> 01:57:01.399
that episode where we were like arguing
with each other, because I feel like

1754
01:57:01.439 --> 01:57:05.760
people took that a lot more seriously
than even we did, because like it

1755
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:10.600
seems because you have to understand,
we've we've known each other for a very

1756
01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:13.479
very long time. We can lose
it at each other and it's not a

1757
01:57:13.520 --> 01:57:15.600
fucking big deal, you know what
I mean. But like, I like,

1758
01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:18.720
from the outside, people were like, what the fuck, you're so

1759
01:57:18.800 --> 01:57:24.279
mad? Where they're so mad at
each other, they're never gonna the podcast

1760
01:57:24.319 --> 01:57:30.800
is over canceled. The fact it's
like, Fred, huh. The ship

1761
01:57:30.880 --> 01:57:33.239
that we've said to each other,
the ship that we've said to each other

1762
01:57:33.319 --> 01:57:38.680
outside, Like like, there are
moments where we've been together we've said ship

1763
01:57:39.119 --> 01:57:42.760
that I know if it got released, people would be like, oh,

1764
01:57:42.800 --> 01:57:46.840
these guys hate each other. It's
just us talking, just a random bullshit.

1765
01:57:48.239 --> 01:57:50.359
There's so few I don't know.
Man, you got a tiptoe round

1766
01:57:50.920 --> 01:57:55.680
with me and Derek can't making jokes
about this dad drinking piss while in a

1767
01:57:55.760 --> 01:58:00.079
thermostat was trapped in a bathroom with
kids. Broad I've been thinking about that

1768
01:58:00.119 --> 01:58:04.560
recently. You guys gotta do that
again so I can actually go. I

1769
01:58:04.560 --> 01:58:10.840
didn't get a chance to go last
time. Probably around Christmas time. I'll

1770
01:58:10.840 --> 01:58:15.399
be Christmas. I'll be here.
I'm not going home. Uh, at

1771
01:58:15.520 --> 01:58:16.279
least I don't. I'm pretty sure
I'm not going on. I might go

1772
01:58:16.279 --> 01:58:18.439
home like earlier in the month of
film something, but I'm not gonna.

1773
01:58:18.439 --> 01:58:21.960
I'm going to Chicago. But other
than that, like, oh, you're

1774
01:58:23.000 --> 01:58:29.319
trying to get shot, Cago,
that's not that bad, bro. All

1775
01:58:29.359 --> 01:58:32.039
of my family gone to Chicago West
Side family members. All of my family

1776
01:58:32.079 --> 01:58:33.760
members, every single one of them, with no exception, has gone to

1777
01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:36.800
Chicago and come back into body bag. All of them, everythingle one of

1778
01:58:36.800 --> 01:58:40.640
them. That's crazy, every single
one. They get off the they get

1779
01:58:40.640 --> 01:58:43.239
out of the bag. Of course, it's like a bit, but it's

1780
01:58:43.279 --> 01:58:49.399
a bit o uh not seriously,
I really I missed my cousins a lot.

1781
01:58:50.119 --> 01:58:54.800
Thin was he called a song of
black boys on the corner? You

1782
01:58:54.800 --> 01:58:58.640
should check it out. I thought
Chris was Italian people people think that a

1783
01:58:58.640 --> 01:59:01.840
lot. We did too for a
long time. But you toss your Puerto

1784
01:59:01.920 --> 01:59:05.760
Rican we all did. You're Italian. It's because I was told it's because

1785
01:59:05.800 --> 01:59:11.239
I love the pizza, and my
name kind of sounds Italian if you say

1786
01:59:11.279 --> 01:59:15.840
it in a ser Italian dude.
Well, Maldonado is a Spanish word like

1787
01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:24.560
literally like it's it's malice. Nonado
is a word or not a word,

1788
01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:27.560
but it's like it's a Spanish lea, it's a Spanish invention. Yeah,

1789
01:59:27.680 --> 01:59:31.439
it sounds super. My parents when
they were talking about like they went to

1790
01:59:31.439 --> 01:59:33.680
Puerto Rico like at some point in
the last like ten years. It was

1791
01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:35.880
earlier on that, like maybe like
twenty fourteen or something, and my mom

1792
01:59:35.920 --> 01:59:40.319
was in a church where there were
at least fifteen other Maldonados and none of

1793
01:59:40.319 --> 01:59:45.399
them were related. Like it's a
frighteningly common name over there. It might

1794
01:59:45.399 --> 01:59:46.720
be Italian. I mean, it
would make sense to me if there was

1795
01:59:46.800 --> 01:59:51.640
Italian blood in there somewhere, but
like not, it's untraceable because we've done

1796
01:59:51.680 --> 01:59:56.560
the DNA thing and our family tree
ends immediately. Man, there's no there's

1797
01:59:56.600 --> 02:00:01.239
no data at all, ends imediate
like it's me, it goes to your

1798
02:00:01.319 --> 02:00:04.239
granddad, then stopped, and it's
like he kind of just goes to my

1799
02:00:04.279 --> 02:00:10.159
great grandparents and then it's just it's
it's money because they just didn't keep records

1800
02:00:10.359 --> 02:00:13.039
really in the same way. I
don't know. There's some people who are

1801
02:00:13.079 --> 02:00:15.439
like, my family's been here since
fucking Plymouth Rock or whatever, Like,

1802
02:00:15.479 --> 02:00:17.680
how the fuck do you that's insane
that you have that. Well, they

1803
02:00:17.720 --> 02:00:20.119
know why, you know why they
have that? You know that, I

1804
02:00:20.159 --> 02:00:24.279
know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Scream

1805
02:00:24.960 --> 02:00:28.399
the stream. Derek don't have that. You mean, Derek don't have that.

1806
02:00:28.479 --> 02:00:31.399
Unfortunately, I don't know he got
that. They I don't know.

1807
02:00:31.600 --> 02:00:34.319
I don't. I don't presume.
I go back. I go back maybe

1808
02:00:34.359 --> 02:00:39.479
five generations maybe, and then that's
it. It's it's like four generations,

1809
02:00:39.520 --> 02:00:45.720
five max people who are like I. Generations is a lot. Yeah,

1810
02:00:45.920 --> 02:00:49.920
I mean yeah, it's it's a
lot. Yeah. Anyway, big a

1811
02:00:49.960 --> 02:00:55.319
big screen boy, A stupid ass
lesbian. I'm high on twelve Jason poyns

1812
02:00:55.800 --> 02:00:58.720
Uh looking to me to come out
of a thick fresh oak. I said

1813
02:00:58.720 --> 02:01:02.159
it with a little venom too.
By accident, John Strickland, give me

1814
02:01:02.199 --> 02:01:04.760
a second. I need to make
sure I'm not straight. My friends are

1815
02:01:04.760 --> 02:01:08.960
in the minrooms getting ran through.
Like the nickel plate, I don't know

1816
02:01:09.119 --> 02:01:12.159
it's it's nickel plaid, but like
it it's clearly cut off. I don't

1817
02:01:12.159 --> 02:01:15.119
know what that means. I'm assuming
it's plate, but like nickel, I

1818
02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:17.840
don't know. Uh. March eighteen
eighty nine, fucker stood in my path,

1819
02:01:17.880 --> 02:01:23.800
so I ushered him down the path
of the River sticks Uh the First

1820
02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:28.079
Church of Keith David, featuring Chris's
team Fortress to Scout looking ass, ranting

1821
02:01:28.119 --> 02:01:32.199
and raving about the name of Spider
Man, Miles Morales being gunned down by

1822
02:01:32.199 --> 02:01:41.199
the IDF because they think he's a
ptid Uh Free rods Blake eight nine.

1823
02:01:41.319 --> 02:01:43.359
Yeah, honestly, like Spider Man, I will say, Spider Man is

1824
02:01:43.399 --> 02:01:46.600
not standing a chance against Israel.
It's just not that Iron Dome is taken

1825
02:01:47.159 --> 02:01:50.760
iron dogs taking out Spider Man in
like a fucking millisecond. Dude, he's

1826
02:01:50.760 --> 02:01:56.000
gone covert, colvertly, but not
like, not out and proud, Like

1827
02:01:56.039 --> 02:01:57.920
if he was out and proud in
the battle, he would die. But

1828
02:01:57.960 --> 02:02:00.760
if he was colvert, he could
be doing shit. No man, Spider

1829
02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:03.199
Man, Spider Man. Now,
the thing about Spider Man is like his

1830
02:02:03.479 --> 02:02:08.680
sense of humor is he has too
strong of a sense of humor as Spider

1831
02:02:08.720 --> 02:02:12.079
Man to not be a fan of
comedians. And if you're a fan of

1832
02:02:12.119 --> 02:02:14.279
comedians, you're a fan of a
lot of Jewish people. And so like

1833
02:02:14.319 --> 02:02:17.520
I think he would like he would
try to fight them, but like he

1834
02:02:17.560 --> 02:02:20.960
would like his Spider sense wouldn't go
off because he's like, these are the

1835
02:02:20.960 --> 02:02:25.319
people that make me laugh. They
would never, they would, they would

1836
02:02:25.359 --> 02:02:28.039
never, and then the Iron Dome
would take him out. That's a fucking

1837
02:02:28.199 --> 02:02:32.600
roundabout way to make it so he
would get killed by Jewish me. This

1838
02:02:31.800 --> 02:02:35.000
is this is, this is why
I would make a good spider Man.

1839
02:02:35.079 --> 02:02:39.760
Spiders Sense. Spider Man's fighting doc
Oc and he hits him and he's like,

1840
02:02:39.760 --> 02:02:45.399
wait a second, you're Jewish,
and he's like, what was it?

1841
02:02:45.439 --> 02:02:47.680
Here? Was it on this show
that we had Coctor Coctopus? Yeah,

1842
02:02:47.720 --> 02:02:55.760
Cocktail Coctavi is oh yeah, what
happened to that image? That image

1843
02:02:55.800 --> 02:02:58.960
that we can't show? Do you
remember that image? I have it.

1844
02:02:59.079 --> 02:03:01.159
I haven't saying they must. We
had like our discord conversation somewhere because that

1845
02:03:01.239 --> 02:03:03.800
was the funniest thing I've ever seen
with doctor Octavi was with like the photo

1846
02:03:03.840 --> 02:03:14.600
realistic penises as his arms. Anyway, thanks for the cunning linguist recommendation.

1847
02:03:14.640 --> 02:03:18.800
It's in the uh. It's in
the playlist now. Uh sick getting suspended,

1848
02:03:18.840 --> 02:03:23.119
getting suspended from school from mispronouncing that
one African country. Stir your dad's

1849
02:03:23.119 --> 02:03:28.439
booty hole like a bowl of chili. Oh yeah for shizzizz genu wine.

1850
02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:32.800
What's up, homie uh Alaskan oil
field trash tech. That felt more racist

1851
02:03:32.800 --> 02:03:36.000
than even saying the N word did. For some reason, Alastkian oilfield trash

1852
02:03:36.199 --> 02:03:41.479
Texas stat salad fun fact. Kobe
Bryant died on my birthday. Happy birthday,

1853
02:03:41.760 --> 02:03:46.720
am I remember? Yeah? Yeah, fun, yeah fun remember at

1854
02:03:46.920 --> 02:03:50.000
Sin is a trojan Horse, Sue
Hulk taking my ass has nicky Chris Marcus

1855
02:03:50.000 --> 02:03:53.680
an Cole lost his last fastball and
is taking your autograph once he said it

1856
02:03:53.680 --> 02:03:56.640
has his name on it. I
have returned after my eight month present episode

1857
02:03:56.640 --> 02:03:58.960
and once again, manic, I
no longer care about financial responsibility and what

1858
02:03:59.199 --> 02:04:01.560
is going like this gated be like
fuck your ass. I'm gonna fuck your

1859
02:04:01.600 --> 02:04:11.159
ass. Yeah, we forgot about
dude, oh man longer. That was

1860
02:04:11.199 --> 02:04:14.119
the first apartment that we that we
had out here, because I remember doing

1861
02:04:14.159 --> 02:04:19.520
that the School of Audio Engineering joke
by jumping on that desk. Jackson Jackson

1862
02:04:19.600 --> 02:04:23.399
DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek
duck Hunt, Goliath Boyce. I've been

1863
02:04:23.439 --> 02:04:27.399
denied everything, even my cume.
Ethery in Virginian Hunter Melpus won the angriest

1864
02:04:27.399 --> 02:04:31.680
crowd back from Texas, uh and
running out our list as always the fucking

1865
02:04:32.279 --> 02:04:35.800
h You know who it is,
you know who this is. Come on,

1866
02:04:36.399 --> 02:04:45.119
that guy, the King of hap
Hazard Yeah buddy, yeah buddy.

1867
02:04:45.279 --> 02:04:55.520
Oh that's hot. Oh that's hot. Chamtar Wars, Darth Niggus, d

1868
02:04:56.720 --> 02:05:01.560
that on that I guess, on
that note, On that note, come

1869
02:05:01.600 --> 02:05:06.000
back, come back, come back
next time, come back next time.

1870
02:05:06.039 --> 02:05:12.760
We'll talk even more about the gun
problem and probably even touch on abortion as

1871
02:05:12.880 --> 02:05:16.800
well. My favorite, I can't
wait, my favorite. You know how

1872
02:05:16.800 --> 02:05:24.800
many kids I would have. I'm
so addicted to abortions. I can't stop.

1873
02:05:25.239 --> 02:05:26.920
It gives me such a rush.