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a wee bit of quackle right in front of the mic. All right,
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to do it. Like a good podcast. Here walks off no pants on,
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gets hard, comes on the camera comes my bad guys. So they
should have mods in video well, I'm sure they have mods and video game
but this should not even mods. This should be just like a staple in
video games where like you know how there are some mods that make tit physics
like ridiculous, where like yes, a character will turn around and then it'll
like jiggle like like like ridiculously. They should have that for for for penises
in video games. I think they should have it so like if somebody stood
up and ran to the other side of the room, it would it would
helicopter for miles for days. I'm kind of upset that they they've never had
like video games aren't like equal opportunists, Like there's no equality in that where
I feel like the dudes are always left out. And it's one of the
reasons why I use so many nude mods for dudes in my games because I
want to show people that it's unfair that oh, everybody only just wants to
mod the chicks and so their big tits can explode out of their top.
And I'm like, what about the men? Yeah? Man, what about
red Field and his massive penis? Well, he's on a mission to find
Ethan winners or whatever. It's it's yeah, man, it's it's It's only
fair. It's a missed opportunity. There's ad for Street Fighters six where a
guile is like waiting like on the like screen and this dick is like a
foot and a half long, bro. And I was playing it at my
friend's house and I saw that, and I was completely taken out the game.
I was like, I don't know how you could ever compete in a
fighting game where you could see someone with a dick that big and think I
want to fight this? I think was that big of that hard? You
still want to fight them? Ye? Speaking of yeah, speaking of taking
out the game. Rest in peace, Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry is gone
from Friends. The entire cast of Friends is now dead, uh because crash
a reunion. They're doing a reunion and they another another reunion year ago something.
Yeah, they're going to make a new show called Acquaintances, and it's
about the friends after they've grown apart from many many, many many years,
in part where they no longer have anything in common. I'll hear from like
maybe like once a year or something, you know, like just a quick
little reply to an Instagram post or something. Yeah, it's like it's like
the intros like slowed down. It just sounds like it's like they're melting.
So no jujulo if feoz and you just kind of just making it sad as
fuck, like, damn, yeah, we grew apart man, and then
Matthew Perry died. Yeah, then Matthew Dude, he was fifty four to
that. That's not even remotely That's the saddest thing about it to me.
It was like, damn, that's not even remotely that old. Like that's
what he said, like drowned in come or something. What was it drowned?
He drounded to come, He drowned in a dracuzzie. I think what
I think the story is he had a heart attack and died drowned in his
racuze, which is fucked. It's extra. It is really sad. I'm
not like the big I'm not a Friends guy really at all. I thought
although like the parts, the few parts of Friends that I did like chuckle
at did happen to involve Matthew Perry a lot, So like, you know,
I get it. I get why people are sad. Friends is a
big show. I'm sure I'm definitely gonna be like this when like Elaine dies,
Like when Elaine dies, I'm I'm fucked. I'm like ruined for a
good week. Probably that sucks, like she's she's like something I care about,
Like like Elaine is like someone that like that, like I give,
like I don't give. I may he rest in peace of fortunately died young.
I don't give a fuck about this guy dying at all. I don't
like Friends, never liked Friends, never will like Friends, never gave a
funk about the series. I've always been that way. I'm sorry. I
still watched Friends when I was growing up a lot. I would also show
stupid as fuck. I don't know how she laughed at it, but just
died very young. There's some scenes the scenes it's not it's it's not it's
agree with that hard stance. Crazy. It's very funny. I think it's
very funny. I don't think it's very funny either, But I don't think
it's like bad, Like it's kind of like bad. I just don't I
really don't get it, and I know I don't care to get it.
I think that's where I stand. I'm not standing on like the fact that
it's bad. I just never liked. It reminds me of like like like
a proper reaction to the Big Bang theory, where it's just I legitimately don't
understand that at all because I literally feel nothing. I've seen plenty of scenes.
I've seen plenty of moments in Friends where I've gotten chuckles. Uh,
there's enough of them. And I also liked I think this was early on
in the in the series that they they purposefully whoever, you know, the
whoever was running the show, they would not put the women in bras,
so like that was really cool, that is true. Yeah, yeah,
I thought that was pretty cool. It was pretty neat. It was pretty
cool. I appreciate it. But yeah, they just didn't have bras on.
Their nips were just popping out of their shirts. I guess here's dunstan
uh in Spider Man one and the one man, but uh yeah, here
only a Spider Man one because alas Spider once started coking rough but so turned
only in one, only in one talking about she's finding she looked different.
So here's here's the thing, Jesus, here's the here's the thing about Like,
I will say that that couch gag on Friends does make me laugh when
they're moving that when they're moving the couch up the stairs and they're like really
uncoordinated, that's like a great that's a great scene on Ironically, even though
it's just like the same joke over and over again, I love that scene
because I relate to it and I've been there, but like, yeah,
it's it's mostly like and it's a standard. The only time it's really fun
is the blooper. That blooper part is what it's hilarious. Like, I
don't remember the blooper. I didn't see the I'm not that I'm not that
big of a Friends fan, so I haven't looked into the bloopers like you
have. But that's what that's what makes that that scene funny. I don't,
I just seem truly funny. I've also, ironically no joke. I'm
dead serious. The samely with Seinfeld. I've never really sat down like I
want to watch Friends, but I'm sure I've seen the whole series. I'm
sure i've seen I don't think I've seen the whole series, but I've seen
enough of it. But think about it. To me is the thing about
it to me is like I don't know man like because that that guy,
he had like an addiction problem and all sorts of shit. It's it just
it does like when Jerry Seinfeld dies, I'm not gonna give a ship,
Like I will not. I sincerely won't care. I love that show,
but I know even he The thing about it is like I know he won't
care either. The thing about Jerry sims like I believe, I fully believe
that Jerry Seinfeld will not give a ship. I mean definitely why he will
be dead. I don't think anybody what I mean. It's just like generally
like he's like he's he's so rich, he's so rich, he's lived such
an insanely amazing life, and he's just like yeah, whatever, Like I
will not feel bad about that. No, my money, I can't take
my money. Math Perry just like drowning in a fucking Jacuzzie for my money.
I could do with the afterlife. Why is it so dark? Where's
all my cars? Where's my forty thousand dollars? So many cars? Bro,
it's a sick man. Why do you have that? Man? And
jay Leno and ship and like I said this, I say this, I
said this. The only thing that's supposedly not a sickness to hoarding is money.
Everything else is fucking crazy. Like you know, even is pretty crazy
to be crazy, it's just you don't perceive it as such. I think
it's absolutely insane. I'm just saying that, Like society doesn't see a billionaire
and think, oh, that is insane. Amounts of money that you'll never
use in a thousand lifetimes. You know, they don't try about gotta buy
cars, man, you gotta buy all those cars, you know? Jay
Leno exploded? Did you know this? No? What do you so?
So? Okay, first off, I'm not I know this sounds like me
lying to you, but that's your spid is going to be dude, I
am not kidding. Jay Leno, I think exploded and on fire. Yeah,
like we did not explode, Chris, That's not the same thing exactle
bit but so jay Leno was like I don't even know. He was like
doing like the Akira slide on a motorcycle, drifted over like a pile of
gasoline, like a bunch of gasoline blocks, and then fucking sparked himself up
and exploded and then he got set on fire and his face fell off.
And that's real. That's like a real jay Leno lore. That's a real
His face fell off. He got caught up in an accident and he burned
his face. He was not there's so do you understand, like when was
this It was like last year? I think, actually it was it was
a few years ago. It was a few years here. I think it
was like either during the pandemic or like pre pandemic, a little like just
before the pandemic, where like this actually happened to jay Leno. He burned
his face, his face burned and fell off to the ground. And now
it's like it's like some kind of somebody's like the Joker mask was like it's
literally it was like the mask somebody's walking somebody's walking around with the charred the
chart original face of jay Leno because he got like a bunch of reconstructive surgery.
This is real and Corn O'Brien started laughing audibly laughing in the background.
Man, that whole man, that whole city, that whole, that entire
grimoire is incredible. Like that is some of the best lare I've ever read.
Like the Jay Leno Cony I love. Every single time he would go
back on Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Kimmel would just start insaulting him vapidly immediately,
Like he would go back on there again and Jimmy would just start insaulting
his character immediately. I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel at all. I don't
like him even slightly, but that guy would always tear him down to a
piece of city. You remember when he did black Face. Hell yeah,
absolutely about that. But it's one of my favorites. See, Like,
look, man, I loved old school comedy because no one gave a like
it's so funny where it's like I can't believe people are putting this on on
television where they think this is totally okay. He was basically who's that that
that rapist basketball player which his name Carl Malone, I don't know Carmelone.
Carmelone who impregnated a thirteen year old oh beat yeah, that's pretty crazy.
One of the best basketball players to ever win a championship on the Utah Jazz,
I'm pregnated the thirty year old girl. But yeah, he he but
see, Okay, to be fair, nobody really knew about that at the
time. It was it was very hush hush, obviously for obvious reasons that
were like, let's not listly this son of the rug crazy. I didn't
know that. I didn't know anything about that. That's fucking wild. It's
uh, there's insanely is a giant piece of ship. But uh, you
know, anyway, people didn't know at the time, so you know,
it's it's one of those things where Hollywood and the people were on the scenes
they know, but we don't know, kind of like anybody else that's me
get got me too or whatever. Anyway, Yeah, so you can look
at Jimmy Kimmel blackface, he's uh, he's done up entirely. I'm alone,
and it's it's one of those things where it's I love this old ship,
where like, oh uh, what's his name? Who's the nervous guy?
That does the Tonight show or or what is it? What does he
do? Which one is he he did? Yeah, I don't know,
whatever the show because he took over for the chin, right he did black
face do though? Yeah he did? He did. Chris Rock did christ
being like pretty good though, dude, honestly it isn't It is genuinely an
amazing impression. But at the same time, it's like, Bro, you
didn't have to didn't you have to get the You didn't have to get the
whole fucking the makeup department of the Grinch to help you do this. You
know, you can just did the impression and then and figure it out.
Like I love it. I love people. I love people doing black face
and not understand it's a problem. Yeah, I love it. I love
it because it's like it is pretty like the last the only it kind of
amazes me that Robert Downey Junior just got away with tropic thunder, Like I
understand why, because like that's the whole point of the that's the whole point
of that character in the movie, right, But at the same time,
it's still like it relies on so much context that you would expect you would
expect that to be a genuine problem, but it just never really was.
I see trending every now and again. I see it trending every now and
again on TikTok and Twitter and stuff and no and nobody. It never really
gains any tracks because of the context was in. I think that's the only
reason why it's fine. I think, I mean, and that should in
my opinion, that should be protected when when it's when it's it's for the
purpose of when it serves that purpose. The same with us. Sir Silverman
did a similar thing. There are some people that have done blackface. For
example, it's always sunny with the with the oh yeah, the lethal lethal
weapon five, they have the same thing. Within the context of the show.
It was obviously an issue. Other people saw it as an issue and
that it made that for those purposes, I think, And it's it's a
shame that they there's a there's a great episode of Community to where that where
I can't remember who does it. I think it's I think it's Chang does
it yeah? Yeah, I think show yeah, and the Chevy Chase would
do that. Does it taste? Does it offset? But uh? He
like this was on the show for Detroy every day. But the thing that's
that's crazy and that's why doing music. The thing that's really crazy about that
though, is like, so you have on Always Sunday, Like I think
those episodes were removed or something, right, they were, like they were
on Hulu and they took them off. That's crazy. They took the Legal
Weapon five episode off. That to me is that to me is too much.
That to me is too much because the whole point of that show is
that they are fucking horrible. That's the whole joke is that they are.
The first episode, the first episode is the Gang. Yeah, like they're
trying, Yeah, they're trying to try to prove the not racist. The
thing I don't like about it specifically though, is like Charlie, Charlie,
the least racist one gets literally is genuinely not. But so what's weird that
is like so making fun of the concept of somebody being stupid enough to do
blackface, which is the point of that joke, right, That's like that's
too far. But then you have every episode where Dennis is there and Dennis
is like literally a serial rapist problem monster, like the Implication episode. The
Implication episode by itself, like the fact that that's that that's still up there
is kind of crazy. Yeah, he was like a cool boy, the
pool guard with the little guy, and he was going to sleep with that
teenager. He was going to sleep with the little Oh, He's like,
I'm all yours, where do you want me? It's such a classic shows
you that the selective you know, the selective outrage where it's it's like,
oh, let's do this too, and when you the thing that pisses me
off because it's it's really only there's loud activist voices that are speaking out.
But if you were to actually go into like black communities and ask them about
this shit, and like if they were to see it, they would be
like they think it's funny too, because yeah, it's just like it's just
like a thunder dude. It's just like traffic thunder where it's like I have
not met a single I've not been a single black person that has a problem
with Robertwney Junior traffic thunder right, And they specifically had that one other black
character to represent, you know, the people who would obviously have a problem
with it in like a real world context, like if somebody was actually doing
that and they had that other dude that's like you took you know, the
only black role, and they give it to this Australian guy like that guy
was there and to bounce off each other. It was. It worked so
well to the point where I remember Jamie Fox went on Joe Rogan's podcast and
then Jamie Fox became the arbiter of niggas for a second and they were talking
about that and he was like, I give the pass and it was like
a moment that people were like, all right, Jamie Fox said, it's
cool. We can't we can't funk with it anymore. It's over. And
it's I think Jamie Fox, Yeah, is he okay by the way,
like because he's recovering okay? Good? Yeah, because because we heard that
he was like all fucked up and then we just didn't hear anything. So
I was like, uh, it makes it crazy is that Jamie Fox is
really not young, like really not young his fifties or something. He's like
fifties wearing his sixties. And it's like he looks he looks so good for
his ages, like like no one looks as good for the age as he
does. Genuinely, like he looks well, probably not anymore. It's probably
like trimmed down a lot and like not the same shit. He wasn't.
Well, Sigourney Weaver looked pretty amazing in her fifties too, Like to be
fair, Sigourney Weaver is, Oh my god, Alien, you know Alien
she was in. She's been in a ton of shit. You know who
Sigourney the fucking protagonist and Alien? Yeah, Scott, No, oh my
god, director, dude, whatever her name is Ridley something. I know
both Ridley's in both of their names. Yeah, I know you're talking about
though. Yeah, yeah, she plays No, no, she's not her
fifties. Then she's in a movie. I don't remember what movie. What
movie is, It's like a sci fi movie where she plays like this this
blonde chick with like a big with big boobs, like I don't remember what
the fuck. I don't remember what the movie was, but uh, Galaxy,
it's Galaxy. Questke's movie next to ninety two. No, definitely not
space movie. I don't know whatever she's in there, whatever that movie is,
she looks great. And I found that she was like fifty something or
like, what the fuck? That's crazy. So like some people just take
better for yourselves. I will say, dude, there's somebody I I know
that. No, it's that's not necessary. It's totally necessary. I don't
have to say that. You already started. So yeah, it's true.
I was gonna say, dude, like, you know, Matthew Perry had
a drug problem. Okay, that's fair. But he looked pretty rough for
fifty four, man like he looked. He looked really rough for filly.
That'll do it, man. And some people, let's just be real,
some people like genetically some people age like fucking milk. Some people are just
genetically cursed and they do not age well. Man. And then if you
stay out in the sun, because the sun damages your skin, right,
so if you someone who likes to go on the sun a lot, man
like, just that's why it's like, I love my fucking I love my
chocolate skin. Where it just I hate it. I'm gonna look good for
a long ass time. Man. I hate I hate your chocolate skin.
I hate why your skin makes me bad. I hate your skin. Is
it not dark enough? Is that the problem? Everything gets wrong with it?
Everything? I love it. The color of band I hate when I
was younger because I was not a lot of white people, and they made
they pointed out how black I was. Very often people then I got old
and I was like, oh you look terrible and I look good. Still,
so you you had random people going up to you saying you're black.
I would whenever, whenever a conversation would happen. Derek probably maybe maybe less
because it depends you grew up in Hispanic area. Spanish are also extremely racious
as well. But whenever, whenever you're whenever there's a time to make a
black person notice they're black, when they're the only black person, it happens
every single time. Yeah, whenever it's a time to let you know that
you're different, they do it all the time. You know what, the
most when I was around more black people, it stopped was black. Yeah,
there's no reason to the funniest thing about all of that is is that,
like I think, Derek, you're the one who posted it that that
Nigerian guy, you're a black person. That guy, Like like the second
I saw that guy, I was like, oh, Kingson and Derek are
not black, Like that's insane, Like that is we're brown. I love
seeing I love seeing like dark Africans like that because people really get to understand
where the name came from. Same with like an with a Native American where
it's like a dark ass native dude that is on the border of like a
fucking red shade. Where that's why you get like these the stereotypes where it
comes from the porcelain white people in the fucking UK, you know, like
where it's like you are literally white, you look like milk. It's insane,
and uh so I love seeing this. Most people aren't his color,
granted, Like my dad is dark as fuck. My dad's not that guy's
color. No, that's what I'm saying. Guy, it looks like that
guy looks like living Obsitian. He looks like it's like a piano key.
Yeah, you know. You know what I'm saying is like I see that.
I see that, and I get like, you're almost like you see
you think about how like those like white supremacists, right, they look at
like like an Italian or something, or like or like a Jewish person with
like even the slightest bit of pigment. They're like, they're not white.
Yeah, they're not really white, And like, what are you talking about?
And then I said that I saw and then I saw that jeering eye.
I was like, oh, I totally get it, Like they're definitely
not Yeah, you're not white, and you're like, there's something because that
is black. That is the blackest person I've ever seen. My lad he
has that guy he has a black beanie on, and his black beanie absorbs
more light than his fucking skin. It's crazy or less light. That guy
is kind of the kind of dark that if I had white sheets, I
wouldn't let him sleep on my bed. I would change the sheets. I
assume he would stain the sheets. Okay, that is that's not even racist.
That's not even racist. That's just like I don't want to that's definitely
not racists. Definitely I'll put I'll put on the blue ones or like the
like the green ones, but the white ones. I thought he's gonna stain
them, man, like he's not gonna do with his character. Though,
I will say it's the opposite ends of the spectrum. Both frightened me,
like like when I see someone that dark, it kind of like, I
don't know, I have a little bit of response like whoa. And the
same thing when I see like someone that is so fucking white that you see
all of their veins, and I'm like, oh, it's just like there's
like you see the lanes in their face and ship like it's the extreme.
It's the extremeness though, because like you, you so rarely see shades that
intense where it's like, oh my god, that guy looks like someone's shadow
ran away. Man. It's crazy the idea have someone being so that they
touch you, like, don't fucking touch me. It's crazy, like like
you break like everything is fine, you were really respectful, They get the
fuck away from me. I did, h I briefly. I briefly.
This was around the time when when uh, this is around the time when
I don't I don't remember how this happened, but me and me and John
Tron we were there was a small window at time. We were bonding over
talking to British chicks, right and there was like this ultra porcelain chick that
I was talking to at the time, and we were talking about, oh,
maybe doing some type of like trip or something like that. But it
just didn't. It didn't. It wasn't because of her skin. It just
didn't. It was it didn't work out because I just I didn't want to
fuck with that anymore. And then the funny thing is, I, you
know, I still married some fucking European chick. I was. I really,
I was like, I don't want any part of this. I don't
want to do this anymore. I just want to find a nice local chick
or whatever. So we weren't talking anymore, but I still when I when
I'm thinking about it right now, like her skin was so it was just
like one shade away from just being straight up milk. It's so. I
was like, it's so, and it is fascinating. It really is.
When you see people like that, it's fucking fascinating because you just don't see
it. You just don't. I mean, I guess if you lived in
certain areas like where that wherever that fucking African because I forgot what country is
from. It wasn't Nigeria, it was something. There was something with an
s be cause it was it was saying like, oh, taurists. The
whole point of that post was saying that there's a lot of European women that
tore Africa to bang dudes like that, and so these guys just are just
getting hooked up with a bunch of you know, chicks that come to just
get destroyed. I guess because I'm sure it's penis as big as his arm.
And yeah, so there it was like it was like a twit.
What would what would how would you feel if the trade off for that?
It's like you got to get you had to have a massive penis, but
your arms were like t rex arms, Like how would you like? Would
you would you take that deal? No? Now I don't see I don't
see a real benefit. I'm just trying to think of what I look like
standing in front of the mirror. As big as my arms. You can't
even reach it, Dick, you can't even reach you, Dick, No,
you can because it's so big. You can. Because it's so big.
That's the thing. It's like a good point. Yes that's just been
down just a little bit, and then just you just kind of like you
know, just kind of your body. I don't I don't need like,
like, first of all, people, women don't love massive penises. That
is true, Yeah, they don't. Women don't like the thing Like porn
stars are not regular women, they're true exhibition is. Yeah. Well they're
also paid to do that. It's like that's a job, like ultimately,
it's like it's not really like, yeah, you see people with like fucking
like, uh, what is it like two foot long dicks, and you're
like, that's that's not even like I would hate that so much. Yeah,
I saw. I mean I only know one girl, Like, literally,
I only know one girl, like a friend of mine. She's the
only girl that I knew that. And funny enough, we've known each other
for a long time and that every once while it be like some sexual tension
or whatever. But literally, I never like pursued that because because of knowing
her fucking palate is giant dicks and I'm I am not one of those brothers
like my dick is. I don't know if it's like okay, I'm assuming
it's above average or whatever, but I don't really know because I don't really
care. But I know it ain't big, like the type of ship that
she would be fucking with. So I'm like, if we ever hook up,
I know I'm just gonna disappoint her. Like so just like there's no
point. I mean, like if you if you know a girl and then
she lets you know that she likes massive hogs and you don't if you're not
packing a mass of hockey like, well, I clearly I am not gonna
satisfy this. You gotta start joking, bro, you gotta start joking man,
jos Man, I am good. I Eventually you just have a really
long thin like it's like a slim jam gyms. Oh no, no,
you gotta what you do is you gotta you gotta, you gotta do that.
You gotta get it swollen. Let the swelling. Let it be swollen
for a bit, you know, let it get in gorge then jok,
you know, so then it learns how to stretch growth wise and linked wise.
Now you can't have so much mass. Though you only have so much
mass, you can't like, at a certain point, you joke so much
that like it's like, hey, baby, what's up? My pelvis looks
like a mosquito's face? Are you ready? Just like this? Basically,
here's here's why that's incorrect. Stretching your ears, man, Stretching your ears
is because the cells, what, with enough force, the cells will just
keep regenerating and and and try to add more to compensate for the stretching.
Right, so you get you see, I've seen my friend Ricky, he
had three It was disgusting. He had three inches there, it was three
inches and some comforts of in his ears. It was fucking absolutely disgusting.
And then he got him sewed up. The which is actually I was thinking
about doing that myself because one of them got damaged. Yeah, because one
of the one of my lobes got damaged. And so it doesn't it's way
thinner because it got it got torn and and then it got into See,
this is the exact reason I know. This is the this is an anomaly.
What happened to me. You know, it's not this is not the
norm. It was. It was the thing that like, but it's still
but it's still happened. But that's also that's like saying, oh, you
know, like, motherfucker got hit by a falling media, right, you
know, Like, but it's still happened to that one person. Now I
need to be scared. It's like, nah, it was. I'm terrified
earlier. I'm terrified of everything that could possibly happen. Every time I'm thinking
about it, think about it, everything, think about it. It's like
it's because you hear it, because you hear about like, oh man,
what are the likelihood that a plane like what's the likelihood that a plane is
gonna crash? Like very very unlikely, But if you're on the plane that's
crashing, the likelihood is one hundred percent even Like so to me, it's
like I don't care what the likelihood like every time I go on I think
I've told this story on the on the podcast before. But like I was
on a plane where the where the oh my god, the masks came down,
the oxygen mask came down, and I wasn't I genuinely wasn't scared because
I just prepare. I prepare before every flight that it's like, yep,
it's gonna be it is the last one. And I was totally fine.
I was genuinely completely fine. People like panic you were just sitting there.
I really I was stonefaced, dude, I was stone face, and I
was just like, yep, I expected this, and then we were all
finally finally you just you just you just can't pull the trigger yourself. You're
fucking coward. You gotta that's just not IM not afraid of I'm not afraid
of death genuinely at all. Like I'm afraid of death it like in my
life, like affecting me and in ways that like, like my people,
I care about dying, you know what I mean that that scares me a
lot, but like me dying, I could give a fuck about like I
really because oh no, oh no, no responsibilities. Oh no, I
don't have to pay rent. Okay. So the lead singer, the lead
singer of of Oh what's that stupid your nemesis band? I can't funk What's
Imagine Dragons? Yeah, the lead singer of Imagine Dragons? He finally he
heard all the ship that you talked. He kicks down your door with a
big fucking joker from the first Batman, you know, timber, like the
gun that long Jesus head. You don't think you're gonna you like you think
you're just gonna, like accept you think it's gonna sit down. We think
you're just gonna You're not. You don't think you would like tell me,
please, don't jokes. No, No, I'll try to fight like the
things that I'll try to fight. I'll try to fight in a situation where
I know I can fight, you know what I mean, Like where it's
like, oh yeah, you know what, fuck it whatever the Imagine Dragon.
First of all, I'm not gonna even if he comes up to my
house, I'm not I'm not gonna do what he says. I'm gonna think
of something else. I'm gonna think of everything but dragons, just to spite
him. And then I'll fight. I'll fight my way out. But like
in a plane, like what do you you know what I mean? Like,
what's your Yeah, you're kind of you gotta jump, you got right
before the planes gotta jump and then you jump and then get jettison too the
fucking back or front of the plane wherever fucking physics takes you, and then
you become a puddle. Uh. But what I'm not like, I don't
everybody else's body is absorbed the impact. You crawl out of this flesh ball
of people. I don't want to get it twisted. I don't want to
get a twisted I'm not like, I'm not like a nihilist where it's like,
oh no, what's the point of living? You know what I mean?
But like there are certain things where it's like, bro, like if
I'm sorry, like I'm in the middle of the ocean completely alone. No,
No, I'm what night No, absolutely my nightmare. That's so the
only time that The only time I'm afraid on planes is when I have to
cross the ocean, when I'm over the large body of water, even if
like up BioShock, yeah, because it's like one of those things. What
if what if the crash, like the pilot maneuvers enough to where it's not
a hard impact, but then it's like we're now in the ocean. It's
it's black, there's three fucking monsters under your feet. Like there's the whole
entire scenario that sounds fucking because you're more likely to survive, at least for
a little while if you if you crash in the ocean, right, I'm
pretty sure that's true. I'm I'm basing that off of nothing based but just
a hunch honestly. But BioShock, No, I have to imagine that if
you hit a mountain, you're gonna exp blowed, right and you're done.
But like the ocean, I think a mountain is more lethal than hitting the
ocean. Chris, Yes, the ocean, it's probably lethal. I'm well,
that's what if you knows dive. Yeah, But like what I'm saying
is like I'm confident that that's true, but I like, I don't know
I'm sure there's scientists out there who is like, actually, like, statistically
speaking, you actually are just as likely to survive both. And it's like
whatever, okay, fine, but look what you gotta do, right,
you gotta somehow survive be the only person that survives. Everybody comes ask what
happens, You're like, I don't know, I don't know what. I
don't know what happened. If you're flying over the ocean, Derek, you're
flying over the ocean and then you see a whale breaching, breaching the water,
and you're like, oh my god, that's adorable. Then it keeps
going, it keeps going up's going up, and you're like, oh my
god, reaching it's coming the trajectory designing to match up to like like it's
that point. It's like he's coming up this way. We're moving about.
This is not good. I'm just wondering, why isn't the pilot seeing this?
Why aren't the pilots doing anything about it? But so you can you
can see invisibil things, the things invisible all right, now we're just now
you're being silly. Now you're imagining being silly an infinite breaching whale. And
now I'm being too silly. You always yeah, you always gotta like you
always gotta Marvel Comics, and for some reasons, if it Marble comics,
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, that is breaching. There is there
is, it's a whale. There is a whale approaching the zenith of where
it's at. And yeah, I'm the one that's Marble comics it, dude,
Well yeah, because it's just like whale is going straight up. Yeah,
but what I say, it's like it's not it's not enough for you
that it's already this like insane event. It's like what if it had super
I don't know, because why else, why else would the pilot not be
doing anything about it? Like give me another reason why the pilot they're sucking
each other off or something. They just yeah, they're s it's on auto
pilot. It's on autopilot. And they've they've got they've got the they've got
the airplane, fucking blow up pilot filing the plane. He's an autopilot.
He's an autopilot. And then the main pilot sounding himself with a big vial
of helium, so he's gone. It's a big tube of helium up his
dicket. He's just fucking and then the whale and then the whale grab the
whale grabs the plane and starts fucking it. He starts humping through the through
the hall and then it's just like this this this whole Yeah, it's the
whole process. You know. It grabs a plane that goes back in the
water, not fast at all, like slowly, and you slowly start hearing
the pressure eroding. The plane starts shockingly, so you're like and you're like,
no, no, anything starts to bend in and it's a real quick
dive and then it gets bright and you die. That's how I'd like to
die on a plane that got hit by an infinitely breaching whale. Yeah,
fucking a whale approaching the zenith of the planet. It's like that. Uh
it's like you ever see like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where like all the
all the all the dolphins leave. Yeah, like at the beginning of that
movie where they breach into space and they're like, bye, that I actually
have their number seven. That happens. Okay, that happens that anyway,
Rest in peace, Matthew Perry, I guess so. Yeah, whatever.
Maddy, Maddy, p Maddy p oh oh oh. I want to say
this. At the top of the show, I forgot about this, so
I got sent a screenshot by Jojo and it says from the last episode.
It says this, thank you for the shout out to my donation page.
Boys, the support means a lot. Thank you, Derek. The jacket
got mentioned in the page. I didn't steal the jacket. That shit was
like a baby gap size, which it's true. He was a very large
guy, so yeah, like him wearing it would be like wearing a fucking
baby jacket. Wait, what are we talking at one of my arms sadly
sorry, got lost in the shuffle and thrown away when the van was donated,
along with a bunch of the other stuff that was in there. So
like I was laughing my ass off because I I didn't anticipate. First of
all, I didn't I didn't know that he would even like respond at all,
Like, and I wouldn't have caught this. In the fact, I
don't actually give a fuck about the jacket. I just thought like this would
be a nice story to tell to get people like interested and checking the shit
out, And like I just he messaged me. He's like, hey,
man, like, what's your size? Like, I'll send you I'll send
you su I'm like, brol, like, I'm this happened in like two
thousand and nine or twenty ten. It's I don't give a shit anymore.
I forgot it. But I just forgot about that. Yeah that go fund
me thing right for the Yeah, yeah, exactly that that. Yeah.
I'm like, hey man, it's all good and and no beef, you
know beef. I don't think that I'm actually mad, but I am.
I'm he's not mad. I'm I'm personally furious. Yeah. I don't know
you personally, but like I feel it very viscerally in my heart. You
stole from Darren. You should be smited. Person I don't care how much
money you need or what you need. Hope your ball falls, that's crazy.
I don't. I don't. I think I got it. I think
I got a metallic one. I think like, yeah, that the titanium
is in now, and so you can get titanium testicles, which my metal
ball, And why we can't like do that in case it in mercury at
least? Why would you encase your ball in something like why to protect them.
What are you talking about from what like what the metal puts it in
a smaller place for it to if you're in case it in metal. What
if like someone you conduct, you conduct some sort of charge and your ball
gets zapped like that, that's fine. My heart's probably gonna stop before like
if I get go trick out your balls for no fucking good reason reason.
Your balls are so delicate, I mean, mother, like, have you
never had like anything like just oh you your hand just hits time. Lily
was playing and she squeezed my ball too hard and I threw up. That's
that's exactly my point. I have casing. No, I'm that just now.
I don't even need I just haven't been hitting your ball. You hit
your balls enoughing, that's literally I've been I've been hit my balls at least
two hundred times, and now I don't feel anything down there. Oh that's
okay. There you go, there you go the other the way around.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, I haven't been balls, you would have been
fine. What I do is I go to I go to KFC. I
did my balls inside the frying pan, the frying machine. That's crazy damage
that is it's the oil just not hot enough to fucking fry. It just
it's just not hot enough to fry my balls, but it's hot enough to
hurt like ship. That's the thing that that is unconscionable, man, Like
I hate that. And they're watching. The whole store is still going about
its business watching you scream out in like plate pain but a little bit of
ecstasy. No reason for you to be but ass naked, But you still
are you still you sound like I couldn't just take your balls out and dunk,
though, but you just get naked there everyone, they're still serving chicken
in the same place. My balls are being damned near and coached, and
they're just doing their around. He puts it in the fry while your balls
are in there, just working around. You could have get a number three.
And I stayed there a whole eight hours, a whole eight hours making
that sound damn near frying my balls. And then they're like, all right,
good day, and they pay me afterwards. Hell yeah, dude,
yeah, just like what you do today's friend. I like that. It's
like that. It's like those monks. When you see those fucking monks like
punching their balls. It's it's another discipline which with those monks do to each
other as little kids. What goes on to them is so fucking crazy.
Yeah, they're they're psychopaths. That is insane. The way the little one,
the way to that little one the house holding that brick and it fell
down, had to do the stance, And I was like, that's a
baby, look at him, he's hurt. They got to train him,
young man. The Romans would like see a baby and they'd be like,
this one looks like it's probably gonna be weak, and they would just like
throw it on a fucking shore. That was the Greeks, that whatever was
the Spartans. What's the difference? And the baby comes back, cliff,
it survives, then it will begin its training. Then it comes back with
holding a holding what do they call what is the what's the name of that
that line with the fucking uncutable, fucking pelt, the one that hurt who
is killed, the guy the one from Madagascar, No no me, and
on his back and it starts grunting at you, and they're like, I
guess, I guess, I guess he made a mistake with this baby.
I guess he's strong and it's like he's holding a lion. I can't have
it. He that means he blunt fords beat that lion and that with like
rocks and stuff, and they still make him like a dishwasher, Like,
yeah, do you think do you think punch a lion? Do you think
you could punch a line to death? Eventually? Maybe, Ryan, eventually,
maybe. I don't think I could down there. I don't think so.
I don't think so. I don't do not think so. I think
my hands would break too much before I actually like really damaged the lion.
Oh yeah, eventually, Like I'm not gonna like, I'm not like nine
to one sitting. No, if not sitting, you come back and chips
hammered out like a hobby. He was hammered out, like, oh,
I gotta go punch I gotta go make progress on this lion's skull. Line
doesn't heal. Mine mine doesn't heal. They chemicals on the lines by that.
It doesn't heal. It doesn't get better over time. So so,
Derek, I'm curious about your take on this because Swingey and I were talking
about this both in person and online, but there was this thing kind of
going around that was like, uh, hey, would you rather have fifty
million dollars or Spider Man's powers? Oh, it's interesting. Well, if
I was younger, I would definitely say Spider Man's powers if I was younger,
But I don't. I feel like at the age of I'm at right
now, I don't want that type of responsibility. I just don't. I'd
rather just take there's no responsibility. You are not Spider Man. You just
have his abilities. Yeah. Well, if you have that type of ability
and if you let it be known, then you're kind of a piece of
shit by not like contributing, you know what I mean, Like you're kind
of it's kind of like it's like Superman's man not it's like Superman not doing
anything to stop global warming, although he clearly can. If you let your
powers be known and you don't do anything for good, Like I said,
it's the people that hold money the same same concept. You know, they
could literally end the major world problems and they just don't, and like so
by default they're pieces of shit. So's same concept where I'm like, I
don't want If I was young, I would do it because I'd feel like,
fuck you, I want to save the world. That would do right
now, I'm like, I don't know, man, I just just give
me the fifty mil. I'm going on to vacation a little bit and buy
a house, a couple of cars, play video games forever. Yeah,
that's exactly what I was saying, Like, I would take the powers.
I would take the powers because the fun should I could do the things I
could do, want to have that kind of power is just immense. Yeah,
but what do you want to do? Do you like, do you
have those kind of desires right now? I'd probably like, I don't know,
Like this man falls in the middle of the day constantly, in the
middle of conversation. He doesn't have any desire, like like it falls the
podcasts heads like Mic and Ship. You're just like, i'd, uh,
I get people. I think I shouldn't be here anymore. People think I
shouldn't be around. I'd deal with them. Well, that's actually you know
what okay that is? That is a little bit fair saying, let's see,
whatever I get inspire I can aspire people, Hugh dispressing other people,
you know, want to do that. People looked up people that are powerful,
you know, like if Elon Musk could get a following people who love
him, and I would just be like, look, I can lift and
throw cars and if you really try hard to get like change things too.
And I would do that. I'd get a cult, you know, throw
a tesla on Elon. I like that he can lift, like, so
I'd make it lift like ten tons with that kind of power, I would.
I would join the UFC for a little bit before I well, I
didn't know I had my power. I did not have my power. I'd
be like, so you just kill people. I would no obviously got he
would pull that. He would like orchestrated. It'd be like a game to
him. It'd be like you know, you know dashing the Incredibles. How
he has to run a little bit slower, but like he still wins.
Yeah, like it's you'd probably do that. I would imagine that I would
win medals and that form like actually it was a unique genetic code. I
would. I would absolutely sell my genomes. I don't give out, but
people can see decide for whatever. I am, make more, make more
niggas like me. I don't give a ship man, I don't. It
would be really bad. It would be a superior race and it'd be not
superior racist people, and that would lead to other problems down the line.
But I would try to make things better while I could. That's cool.
Yeah, I don't know, man, I think to me, it's like
Spider Man's powers don't really interest me outside of like his base superpower is kind
of like like okay, whatever, Like he's he's strong and Spider. The
fact that the fact that you're so hung up about web slinging but not the
best power he has, which is spider I don't. I don't think it's
like Spider sense is literally an insane power that is like actually the most insane
power. I would argue maybe in comics probably, but it's like make reality
disappear. Those niggas are the most h Yeah, but it's not in interesting
to me, Like it doesn't do anything for me. It's so mind bogglingly
interesting. Why dangers you have near precognition that I don't need. I don't
need that. Really, I can tell when shit's bad, you know,
Like that's why I haven't been hit by I already know Chris, Chris,
I love you. No, you can't know. You can't and when that
you really could, you really like it's that is such a that that one
power for me, I would just take that one power. In fact,
if I could, i'd be like, yeah, I'll take precognition gonna things
are gonna happen, and my life will forever be the best version of itself.
The thing to me is like the only and I'll look. I'll pick
up a rock and I'll see how where I have to throw this rock to
lead to the death of someone. I really don't like. It's a chain
reaction. I'm like, hmmm, I throw the rock and then see what
kind of works. No, No, that's over exaggeration. It's him.
It gives them is a danger sense. Yeah, I don't. I don't.
I don't know. Man, I'm still here so clearly I've avoided enough
danger on my own without it, So like, I mean, I don't,
I don't care to. I'm just I'm already careful enough to not need
Spider Sense. Really, I would love it, man, I'd love to
be able to jump fucking fifty stories in a year and lift the lift the
card. Throw. It doesn't do anything for me to the only The thing
that really got met in my brain connected to Spider Man was was him swinging
around the city, and I would have dreams I talk I talked to that.
I talked about this before, where it's like I have some people have
like to do the Superman dreams where they're flying around and doing like weird shit.
I legitimately like every now and then I will have web swinging dreams and
it's the most fun I've ever had ever Sincerely, Like, when I wake
up from that dream, it's like the day is amazing, Like nothing,
nothing can bring me down from a day like that, because like, god,
damn, what a great start I could choose if I had If I
had a machine that could like choose that dream, that's all I would dream.
I fuck all this other ship. I'd be like, I want to
swing around in real time and feel that like physics, and because I feel
even around it with power, I love you so cool usual grappling cooking did
the up near the same affenity. It's not the same, man, it's
not the same. Different you can't web people, but you know, I
don't need to web people. Throw that to that place is and grapple up
places and move around like that. I feel like his powers are so like,
there's so much more to him than just I know there's more and all
of that stuff, all of that stuff compliments swinging around really well, but
like without swinging, I don't want any of that. I don't need to
be fucking I don't need to be. I don't need to lift ten tons.
I don't. I don't I don't need it. I don't want it
either, especially if I can have fifty million dollars instead of it, Like
why would I want? Why do I want to lift ten tons when I
can have financial security for me and everybody I care about for the rest of
my entire life, so that I can just do whatever I can make music,
I can fund like fucking videos and movies and all the shit that I
want to make, instead of worrying about like ooh, you'd inherently gain that
much money just having that kind of power that's dominant celebrities I don't want.
But you're not taking an account of what I said about you not helping solve
the world's issues makes you an asshole. So me and my honesty, I
would say I wouldn't help the world issues, and then like what happened when
like I'd see a little bit about to get hit by a car and I'm
like, let me go, let me go out this little mother fucker out
and I'd rather not have the responsibility. You can. You can choose to
help people, you know, like no, but say if you choose not
to, you were an asshole by default. That's that is the whole man
or whatever man. That the whole thing that makes it Like, I don't
want to tell all these billionaires to give them money to people that really need
it, and I'll start helping people I'm billionaire compelled to do a million huh
out of context, Like let's say, like tell I'm like, tell you
on muscular fucking hope and hunger in the country he came from. You know,
it'said the country his family got all those emeralds from, you know,
like sh like that, like just stuff like that. I'm like, look,
if you guys want me to do better, I will help. I
will go out there and now to wort a better place in Tanne with the
rest of these people that have the power to do it. I have no
problem doing it, but I want to see other people make an effort to
do it as well. Yeah, you would help by just beating those people
up because they're not gonna do it. They're fucking the house. What kind
of security are gonna have. They're gonna have security. It's gonna stop me.
No, I'm smilling exactly. They're gonna They're gonna try to, like,
oh, pull a gun on me. I'm going to take that gun
and I'm going to force it through their hip with my strength. I'm gonna
take Spider Man sits in and through their hip. And Spider Man can only
move so fast though, you know what I mean, Like he can die
and Mullet ob seemly fast, but I'm not like the Bullet moves that he
can outmove them. I run like say the Insdny at games. You think
it's like to unrealistic for Spider Man to like beat up all the like the
Hnemon with guns and jit not necessarily. He's He's always fighting enough people like
where It's like that's if he was like in the middle of like I don't
know, fucking Vietnam, you know what I mean, like and like they
were like hundreds of guys finding Vietnam. Yeah, I think he's very in
Vietnam. I think he's very like look, I think he has good senses.
He has very good reactive senses. Then he has the ability to know
what's going to happen a little bit beforehand, so he has ability to react
and get out the way before they shoot. But it's still up to him
that's coming. Huh, it's still up to him to act on that.
He still has to not act on it. Why would he? Why would
he not? Because there's so much he can do. It's like you can
have a lot of times by people that move as But he's also because he's
like if you're fighting, like if you're fighting, like someone like Captain America
who can comparably move at near that same speed. I would say Spider Man's
faster, right, but can move faster even though Spider gets that future warning,
he can't get out the way quick enough. Someone's faster than him or
about that same speed. Fast bullets, Yeah, that is what I'm saying.
Yeah, like a ton, like a ton of bullets. Yes,
I think, hand, there's a lot of bullets coming from over here.
You can just get out the way, can this? I can just use
my like ridiculous speed to run off. I guess, yeah, I don't
know man to throw them like a baseball. I had a lot of people
like talking to like in that comment thread, being like, well you could.
You could use your powers doing all sorts of stuff and get that money,
Like you could probably get even more. And it's like, I guess
you could, but then you'd have to spend a lot of time. Like
the issue with that is like somebody was like, oh, just join the
UFC or something. It's like, bro, I have no passion or desire
to join the UFC at all, So I'd just be like phoning in a
bunch of like fake fights for like years, just so I can make a
lot of money. Would start, you'd slap somebody. Well, you can't
do that because then it's obvious. And then first of all, no one's
gonna be no one's gonna be interested in that. If somebody just wins the
first time every time, it's like that's cool, I guess, but it's
not really an interesting fight. Everybody's just gonna know so interested. Mike Tyson
knocking niggas the fuck out, Well, it's actually actually they did have tickets
a problem with ticket sales at the peak of his career. Yeah, and
like say, which Jamaican dude like Don King and he was on top don
King would have to say things like, oh, if if raised the stakes,
like say, you would get like a refund, if if the if
the match didn't last as long, that entice people to actually come to and
buy the pay per views and come to the shows and ship because it was
so expected that he was just gonna fuck somebody up on the first round that
they're like, why am I gonna spend like forty or fifty dollars on a
fucking ticket or a pay per view? Not to mention, you can go
on a ring and people could beat on you like you're gonna let some guy
like beat on you could be like Tyson Fury, But like, da,
that's interesting to me. That's not interesting to me at all. It's like
a waste of time to understand. Money the only thing that's valuable to me
really ultimately and to anyone, whether or not they want to admit it,
is there. Time. Time is the only thing you can't refund, You
can't get it back. So to me, it's like, do I want
to spend ten years like gaining like millions millions of dollars though even one year?
Dude, Like if I have to spend one whole year doing like UFC
shit, or like doing a bunch of fights that like I'm just kind of
phoning it in because I'm not taking damage and I'm not interested in It's not
something I give a shit about. Why would I do that when I could
just have the money instantly and not only set up my friends for life with
that money, but like just immediately get started on the stuff that I actually
like doing and care about doing. Like it just doesn't It doesn't end without
the end, without that next level responsibility of like being being like inherently expected
to like jump into the fray whenever some bullshit's going on that I know would
be if I had to deal with that, that like the biggest part right
there. It's from But with with his powers, you could change the world,
you know, in the world we're in right now, in the current
earth way in right now, you canet abduct it and dissected by the government.
Also probably oh, I mean the government would probably want to use your
blood like that, because that's not how things work. Would they would definitely
want your blood though, they would definitely want to do tests on your blood.
They would test you, and we have your blood to do tests.
They're not going to rip you open, actually get you, though, I
think I don't think any I don't think anybody would actually be able to apprehend
their competent and then you would you understand the government. The government is extremely
The dangerous thing about the government is that they're extremely competent when they when they
want to be. So do you remember when like everybody was protesting. Do
you remember when they were when everybody was protesting outside of the houses of like
the Supreme Court people, when like some there was like some crazy decision.
Man, I can't remember if it was like Roe v. Wade or whatever,
but or like if it was like a new appointed judge or something.
There were people outside and within the day they managed to flip that ship.
They made that illegal, like you can't do that now, like sincerely,
Like within the day they figured that out. So they can move when they're
if the if they're really genuinely motivated, they can't do it. And believe
me, they see a fucking metahuman demigod, they will be motivated. They
will get you. That is that is making a pass opposed to capturing a
literal weapon. You don't even understand. You don't even understand you don't even
You do not even understand how simple it would be. You do not even
understand how sipil is. Chris. I think I think you. I think
you. I think what happened is that you've never read Spider Man's comics.
I don't need to read Spider Man's comics to know what the no, no,
no, you do to understand the kind of danger that guy possesses.
He will be tired, He has to sleep at some point, Yeah,
he has to sleep, but not very long. Spider Man has stayed up
seven days straight, fighting crime, consistently threatened. That's not as past as
multiple people on infinite shifts forever. Just not needing to understand in the first
I understand that, dude, I understand that. But you're saying that someone
that can go hard that long, you know how many, you know how
many seven days just be dead. That is a long fucking time to be
awake, Chris. It's a long time for a person to be awake,
But it's not so long, it's dude, But it's not so long that
it makes an investigation with like genuine, like whole wholesale like FBI and governmental
backing impossible. Seven days they can run that ship out in moments, dude,
Like it's not even a problem for that. It's like, all right,
time for this guy to take the shift. It's he's not gonna keep
you contained. How would they contained physically contained? We talk like, I
understand your arguments, Chris, but how are they gonna what are they gonna
use to keep this person that is literally stronger than an African elephant, this
human being African elephant contained. Here's what they'll do. Here's the car,
and I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna break the car open. So here's
what they'll do. Here's what they'll do. Because you seem to you seem
to not understand Spider Man as he exists in comics would not be possible because
a his secret identity would be completely fucked in this model, in this modern
era, there's no way. Like I see in the games, him and
Miles are like they're always talking with their masks off on the top of a
building that's like hundreds of windows staring at them, and it's like, no,
somebody's recording this. Somebody's gonna look at Oh look, AT's Peter Parker.
Somebody be like, oh look that's Kingston. And even if that wasn't
the case, just just the sheer notion of your phone surveilling you in the
way that in the way that they do. It's just like you're you're not
lasting along without without going undiscovered. Okay, So first of all, your
secret identities out the bag. That you know it's Kingston Jamison with all these
powers. That already is the first point. So your address is there that
people know where you live, people know who your friends are, all the
cheft, there's all sorts of methods they could use to get ship, to
get shit out of you. I would imagine that they would simply just talk
you and wait until you are absolutely vulnerable, or just continuously wait until you
can't you just can't go to sleep because you're so paranoid that they're coming to
get you, until you literally can't focus, and then they knock you out.
They fucking nuck you out with like sedatives or some or some fucking gas.
They bring you in a truck to some fucking underground place, they keep
you sedated with sedative is constantly so you don't wake up, and then they'll
fuck with you. They'll fuck with you, dude, you're a metahuman demigod.
They can't like that. That's insane. That is insane. What makes
because because what I see, what I see is gonna happen, right is
they're gonna they're going to I'm gonna do whatever I'm doing. They're gonna content,
They're gonna be like, look, we want to figure out why you
do what you do. You gotta come with us for a while, right
right, And I'll be like, yeah, whatever, I don't really care.
I do think that would be I do think they probably would come to
you and be like, hey, look for a while, we need we
need some blood, we need to do some tests. I'm like, Aye,
for sure. Cool, I'm saying. I'm saying in real science,
like people are like, oh, they're gonna dissect. They're not gonna say
it's gonna take your blood. That's it. There's gonna take your Body're gonna
try to figure out. They might do a spinal tap, but someone the
strongest. That'll be fine. They'll be okay, they'll do it. I'll
be like, yeah, I kind of hurt a little bit, and then
I'll be back on my thing. I'm like all right, thank you.
I'm like coo cool, you need someone else let me know, and it
would leave me alone. And in fact, I'd probably become protected by the
government more likely than anything else. Maybe. But that's that is that that
might be a soldier. But there's also but there's also that thing where it's
like, and I don't want to I'd rather just have money and then just
do what I don't want to. I don't want to do. I don't
want to talk to the government that in that capacity. I don't want to
be big friends. Yeah, to send me a can I can I go
in and save more lives than you give million dollars? Gonna be give me
million dollars so Derek and I can make it like a ridiculous album, like
well if I go in right now and I can I go in and save
more lives than these drone strikes that ken Yeah, way more. No,
they're not like that. That's why they're gonna use you. They're gonna use
you whatever they want. They're gonna use it for whatever they want, right,
whatever they want, whatever they need me to do. Right, I'm
like, can I go in there and just going like me lives? If
you if look at man, there are so many things that they could be
doing that are so much better. They don't give a fuck that is not
there. And I don't know, Like I'm like, if they send if
they send these strikes in, it'll kill more people if I there, And
I gotta get this one motherfucker, this one dude. I could go in
in the dark of night, move fast, and anyone could comprehend and pull
those guy's head out his ass, and then that'll be done. Yeah,
it could be really bad for the rest of the countries. It'd have one
ridiculous monster running around working for America, which would be really really bad over
the places. But I get also probably I get save lives directly and indirectly,
so I wouldn't. I'd be like, I think it would end poorly
for you. But I will say though I don't. I think the only
problem you would have to worry about if you resist it is more of just
living paranoid that you're gonna have to be people. They're always going to try
to like keep up with you or catch you. I don't think they would.
I think Chris, you're giving governments and their agencies way too much credit.
They're some of the most incompetent, like just just historically they're so fucking
in confident they're operations and trying to capture people, normal people, normal fucking
people, extremist retards. I'm apprehending these people. They're they're they're so incompetent.
But that's what I mean. It's like normal people are normal people,
and they don't register as like, oh, well, fucking whatever, that's
just a normal If you have a person literally breaking the laws of physics and
just like constantly displaying like an insane amount of strength like in the in the
world that I don't know, man, they'll figure it out. Like they'll
figure it out, even in the credit that they earn when they when they
specifically like when they specifically are stupid effective when they want to be and are
very clearly not when they don't care. Like give me an example of when,
like, say, the government tactically is so super effective when it's like,
we need to get this done. The only time I can think of
is like maybe the the atomic bomb, well we are bomb is one of
those things. But we also just constantly destabilize governments around the world very very
effectively to our benefit horribly, and people come back do not know about the
Cuba, you know, ron, and you don't understand, you don't understand
they But the thing is they don't care. That's the thing. It's they
don't give a ship. But why don't What do you mean they don't care.
It's it's for money, it's for it's for all this other ship.
It's like, yeah, I hope that works, you know what I mean?
But like they've got a human running around that man. No, it's
different because you have somebody's like this is somebody who's like on our soil,
acting outside of our juris section, who's stronger than everybody else? No,
man who gets crazy? Like, who is the person you think that cares
this? The people who wants to capture them. The soldiers that are doing
their job are still gonna be the soldiers doing their job. The agents are
still gonna be the people doing their jobs. They don't give a fuck.
They're getting paid ship money. They're not gonna get paid more. They're not
gonna be like billionaire to capture this many. No, no, no,
still gonna be in this hypothetical situation. I feel like a lot of people
would care. I feel like a lot not like I feel like, not
only would a lot of people care, like a lot more than they normally
would about other stuff. I think even civilians would be like what the fuck
is that? No, there would be the interest intrigued. But here's the
thing about these soldiers and the people that need to do this. They're gonna
be shipping their guts, so they're gonna be like, bro, oh so
I'm gonna have to these people that can do things that literally know human on
earth like like fuck, you go go get a drone, and like it's
I just feel like I feel like would probably love me too, Like you
know how much think of it, think of the following that Trump has.
Maybe maybe they might go crazy. They might go crazy ause I'm black.
They're like, oh my god, the this might lead to the color of
black people period. Actually do you think they do you think do you think
that is not do you think that is not playing a part in what I'm
talking about right now? This is the same black meta human running around with
Kingson's attitude and and like all of the things that kicks In has ever said,
It's like, oh my god, look at this fucking psycho who has
said all this insane ship he's an African American who could leap buildings. No,
they killed fucking m l K for saying things like they just killed them,
Okay for being like nice America. That's not current America no more.
I don't have the wolves. Man, if you, if you with your
powers, with your with your powers, so I think everything would be fine.
Unless you try to uplift Black Americans with your powers. Then they would
bring the hell five. That's what I'm saying. Man, they would bring
it on. So they bring it on the ship. They blew up,
they blew up all of Harlem. It's all gone, it's gone. They
would, man, they'd be like, let's se him dodge a nuke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah they would. They would nuke a city that is
full of people just to get me and I know where ahead of time,
and I'd be like, I'm gonna leave, and they carl what happened.
You wouldn't know way ahead of time, you know, probably like in like
within like what ten seconds usually is what it is. I would you,
I would assume he knows before it becomes an inminent danger to him. But
like I'd assume like if a nukes falling, I guess he would get he
would get a alerted in time enough for him to get away. No,
that's insane. No no, no, no, no, you're doing you're
doing some Batman ship with that. That's what happened. But you're doing you're
doing like prep Time ship with Spider Man's like he's not surviving prep Time.
Most of the time his powers are encounter where it's like, oh, this
person is gonna try to hate me. So, just to be clear,
you think Spider Man is surviving a nuke. I think Spider Man would probably
get warned of the nuke in time, but if hit where he is,
he would die. He's gonna do that sling shot. You got to sling
shot at the best you've ever done it, the best you've ever fucking and
then and then and then you fucking You're like, damn that, let's just
let's just uh, let's just move on. You abandoned the whole city full.
It's like, sorry, sorry, niggas, but I would want a
good course. I would for that out of some questions. The October Ones,
let's get let's get all all you tobersber Graces Venus wrote in he says
hi toe for swunk in black Man, how much did your perception of sex
change when you fucked for the first time. I gotta say, man,
I was like, I remember, I remember specifically being like I I remembering
this wasn't the first time, but like, I remember being in a car
and I was like, Wow, what the why the windows are fogging up?
That's crazy, that's insane to me. I don't know why that surprised
me so much, but like it's just like, what the fuck? This
is nuts? And then it scared. It scared the hell out of me
because the windows were fogged up and I couldn't see. And then like headlights
came up behind me, and it was like in like an abandoned parking lot,
and I was like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Someone's
I don't know what the fuck I thought it was was going to be.
I thought it was just going to be some psycho like who the fuck approaches
a parked car? That's clearly I mean, that's clearly, like, bro,
Like, I'm parked in it in a parking lot all alone, the
windows are fogged up. Who the fuck is crazy enough to come up to
me? And then the sirens came on and I was like, Oh my
god, I've never been that relieved in my life to see a cop in
my in my entire fucking life. I was like, thank that. That
is God. That is a crazy sentence that you just say. I know,
because I'm just like it's like, cause like what, like I I
what I'm fucking in a car Like okay, like, big fucking deal,
the windows are foged up. Okay, I'm probably gonna get like a I'm
like seventeen or something. They're probably gonna call my parents and I'm gonna be
really fucking embarrassed. As opposed to some you gotta think of the you got.
Here's the thing about it. You gotta think about what kind of civilian
would pull up to a situation like that, you know what I mean.
Yes, that's why it's not my normal thought. It's always a cop.
No, But like that, right, I've never had that. I never
had that experience before. I never had like a cop pull up to me
like that, you know what I mean, Like not in that scenario.
So it was just like jarring and the lights weren't on. It was just
normal headlights. Usually the lights are on if if if a cop is coming
like, yeah, let's say, if you're driving right, that's what.
No, but that's what I'm saying. That's the only time I've ever had
experienced you're getting My experience was like, who the fuck is pulling behind me?
Some brand person coming gonna yeah, that's what I thought. I thought
I was gonna get like trafficked or something or like or like stabbed because pray,
you know you got room for one more eat you. Here's a forking
knife with him. Dude, he has a bibe, he has a babe.
If I see somebody, if I see a grown man with a diaper
on footies, a fork knife and a bib almost screaming I'm screwing. I
mean the diaper and the ship kind of throws me off a little bit to
where I'm like, Louis freak. I feel like more of like seeing somebody
more professional, maybe even wearing a fucking suit with like a Bateman style guy
that I'm like, Okay, this guy means fucking business. I better let
him fuck or else he's gonna eat better. Let this guy fuck me.
And he doesn't even touch the girl. He doesn't even he's just he's just
fucking focusing on you. He's like he's letting you up real good in a
moment where he's like too rough, but you don't want to say anything.
He's like he's like biting off pieces of He's like biting off pieces of your
hair. He's like he's like he's like he's like spaghetti. He's using his
front teeth to like cut and you're you're scared, bro, You're scared of
the girls. Like She's like, you guys are in front of the exit,
so she can't get out. The girl this girl left has no issue
with the fact that she left. He didn't even he didn't even attempt to
stop her at all. She left. She called an uber. She waited.
She's like, I'm a little company. Opens the door. Leave now.
She walks out. She stuck there by, like and then you go,
and then you go? Can I leave? And it's like, well
everybody can't leave? Yeah, yeah, What am I going to do?
If you am I going to do? I don't know. I'm having so
much for your hair. I don't think. I don't think I think it
changed necessarily. I just remember time. I just remember, Yeah, well
everybody has like a pretty bad first time just because it's like a pretty bad,
it's pretty like pretty horrible. But why would that change your perception because
you're aware that that that was just because I saw sex. I saw sex
for years before that, and then I had sex and sex I had most
of the sex I saw were it's too very very very very different. You
weren't like cognizant enough to know that, like, oh, well, this
was a bad session. This was not it was bad because that because it
was for me. It was bad because it was like I thought I would
like this and I really did it? Really, what was why was it
bad? Then? Like, huh, what was bad? Was it?
I was I was wasn't ready, I wasn't ready to do it, and
like I got talked into it, and it's because I was talking beforehand for
a while or beforehand about like me being bread to have sex, and then
I did it and I was did in a place I didn't want to do
it in. I think the problem of the problem I didn't want to do
it in the problem is that you were in a situation that I went home
you you were probably in a situation where it was kind of awkward. Because
I'm sure, I'm sure, uh, I'm sure the guy was probably like,
hey, you know, come on, you know, come to church.
You know, he was really tough. He was really he was really
big, like really like almost like you know, Wilson Fist and Spider verse.
He was like, yeah, it's like king. You know I was
obviously I was. I was a team there. Yeah. It's a shame,
man. And so I mean that's everybody were though. You know,
everybody's first time is like they go to church after hours and you know,
you know, it's not it's not the best time. But what's great about
it is that you learn from it and then you go and then you just
you know, you everybody's first time is obviously with their uncle and it's never
go. Yeah, these are the things that these are the things that Thanksgivings
are really weird now, but like whatever, Like I didn't like Thanksgiving in
the first place really that much. So like it's it's not really that much
of a loss, So so thankful. I'm so thank Why can't the rest
of my family thinks of it? For me was never a problem. It
just me, me and my cousins going getting high with each other and then
like playing video of course. Yeah, my Thanksgivings were fine because I didn't
like, i know, requested or something like like, yeah, that's a
real, that's a real. You gotta pass that. Nigga fucking Cranberry freaking
raped you. Oh God, pass over the stuff. You gotta pass over
the stuffing. And then he he looks, he looks at you, and
he's like, imagine having the balls to say that. I mean, I
imagine that there's a lot of I've learned some stuff. I've learned some things
through you know, talking to certain people, and how normalized ship like that
is. And it just blows my fucking mind, like, oh the yeah,
mister rape, the uncle is just gonna be here and we're gonna pretend
like nothing happened. And it's like a real big problem that like this in
both black and Hispanic families is like yeah, things in the family. Within
the family is like no, no, no, no, no no no.
I think that's unique to black and Hispanics. I think it's more.
I think it's more like, don't say things your families, your family ship,
because I feel like it's in black families it is and and and it's
some of them that I know it is as well. I don't think it's
not yours, know what I mean. Like, what I'm saying is like
I don't know if that's like unique to certain democrats. I think that's just
like a general kind of like I feel like white families are just I'm there,
I don't have I'm trying to think of. I know that obviously the
actual you know, the the problem this stuff happens, but I do I
hear. I will say, I hear more stories about, you know,
the white man taking a shotgun to the brother or something like that, and
it being less like it's more of what I hear. This is what I
hear a lot of times. And like say, in in black and brown,
but particularly in brown families, is that they do not tell the dad.
The men do not find out like the daughter. It's usually it's kept
in don't tell so and so because he's going to kill so and so,
and that's gonna, you know, bring so much chaos in the family if
so and so kill so and so, And I'm like, what the absolute
fuck. So the women will go around all knowing that this person's a monster
and they'll do fuck all about it, and I'm like, yo, this
is to me. I'm like we're taking we're getting the boys. The boys
are coming, and we're fucking we have fucking knuckle dusters, we have fucking
we're we're fucking we're fucking everybody up. The motherfucker's gonna find things inside of
him years later, yeah, years like, well later on he's gonna be
like, yo, is this is this just a glass orbs or yeah?
Wild man. I want you to understand anyone that goes through that stuff,
I want to understand that I'm very very sorry for what happens to you,
and so though that though that is your reality, I want you to know
you are more than those horrible times that happens. I want you to know
that you can you can message me if you're in the vicinity and you need
you need a perfect to be beaten up, because that is I have.
I don't know why, I just I have. I That's the only time
I ever want to get into a fight. I am not a fighting,
confrontational person, but for some reason, I don't mind breaking my hands to
beat up. Oh yeah, dude. It's so it's like I can't think
of it more easily, uh just easily. Uh like a like a general
demographic of person more easy to justify just beating the ship out of than that.
You know, it's so it's so sick, it's it's it's so simple
where it's like I'm not even I'm not remotely morally conflicted about that at all,
you know what I mean exactly, I'd be more. I'd be I
would show more moral concern over like, man, do I do I order
out today? Or do I do I actually use my ingredients to cook something?
Because I should cook it's been a while. Like that would that would
that would bother me a lot more than if, like I had a pedophile
was like thrown into like if like somebody hit somebody picked up an alligator it
hit a pedophile with it and then watch it like d that is correct.
The idea of someone doing the idea of a pedophile being close enough to an
alligator, well, the idea of a person alligator like bonding like they hit
a knuckle tap, like you down for this, yeah, team combo alligator
and it makes that sound. He just slaps and it gets it as as
possible. An alligator is approaching you and then in his back a little bit,
it was a little bit suck in his back he hasn't pull that.
Okay, So what would you do if you were walking if you're walking down
the street eating like a fucking now, like an ice cream cone, like
an ice cream sandwich, and then like an alligator is like running up to
you and then like at a certain point, like it crosses the threshold,
and then and then you see the triangle and circle button appear over your fit,
over your face. I would be so fucking I would start running away
too. I start running away too. Yeah, you do. It's like
you see it's it's like you're walking down the second. It's like you're walking
down the street and suddenly the Lively logo appears in the sky and you're like,
oh, you gotta hope. You gotta hope that someone. You gotta
hope you witness it. You hope that's just witness it. I hope that.
I hope that's a hope it's a witness. Like, Okay, what
do I because at that moment, like at that moment, you know where
it's like, does me running away make it happen? What's gonna cause this?
If I leave? If I leave, does it cause it? If
I stayed at it? Cause it? What causes it just like, oh,
no, a million thoughts in your brain at once. Ye, you
know you got one shot. All right, let's move on. Uh,
let's see, let's see, let's see fuck yourself to the I love fov
Sliders Wroad And he said, did you guys see the Japanese tapiocha pizza from
a few years ago? One of the worst food abominations you've ever seen?
I've never heard of this. Actually, I'm gonna google it right now.
I didn't see that Japanese tapioca pudding or tapioca pizza. That sounds disgusting.
Yeah what ew ah, Oh, it's like a tabioga boba pizza. No,
I don uh, I don't know. I am Yeah, I can't.
I can't. I saw today somebody made it worse. That's probably that's
pretty bad. But I did see something today where somebody was like, hey,
I made I made pancakes out of instead of water, I used uh
gay rade glacier freeze, uh, which seemed a little bit much to me.
But yeah, I want salty ass pancakes like that. Yeah, that's
really good. Fucking dumb people, man, they're just passing the time.
There's still I mean yeah, I get it for a joke. I did
see I did see somebody cook somebody cooked chicken and Nike will God, that
was an old that was like early COVID. That was yeah, yeah,
that was yeah yeah, And that was just one of those things that it
was blue. Dude, it was a blue. Imagine imagine having to beat
a whole chicken breast. I was cooking the night quill cooked. How much
really take for you to eat it? Take you to eat that ship?
I definitely try. I definitely have curiosity, but yeah, I'm hoping some
season two. If it was season two, i'd eat it. If they
really can't be seasoned otherwise too easy, like if it was like, what's
the what did you make with this? Always a little now you can't do
that. You can't do it. So many boiled chicken and boiler take it
and Nike boil it in nickel. It's so fucking disgusting. It's this rubbery
and fucking just black liquoricy, like it's just everything about that sounds fun.
I hate that. Yeah, no, I that's that sounds like it would
probably fucking sounds so goddamn. This disgusting makes it worse. They need.
They didn't even like maybe even like lean it up where you're like, you
know, you cook down and Nikles does only get a powder left and then
use the powder with some season and do that. They fucking just it's a
marinade. It's a marinate. You're not marinaate. No, you're sopping it
in it. That was pretty gross. I'm trying to think of like real
food. Though, real food, I would just say there's so many pizza
abominations. I feel like that's just I feel like that's kind of almost the
ejective answer that people just go and destroy pizza. They it's a really disrespected
food. Yeah. Yeah, for me, I've seen I've seen some of
those pizza things that are like really good, you know, like like there's
like I've had like like steak and like steak and like Pestel pizza. It's
pretty good. We're talking about we're talking about people just like yeah, I
don't even know they like it's like, hey, here's a pizza, but
we put fun fetti and olives and uh fucking I don't know, uh anchovies
and then a h a gun just like they just put all sorts of bullshit
on pizza, Like the point where it's just like, what are you fucking
doing? Even oh rubber, yeah cool? You know. Actually the most
insane sandwich I wish the video is still the video is still somewhere. My
favorite steak tartar. I've never had stupid. I've never had meat, and
they put like a stupid egg in it, like a duck egg or something
garble. It's it's it's it's nord crack. It's so fucking stupid. It's
that kind of sh they eat because everything else was fucking They didn't have fire
because everything was frozenided the fanciest restaurants, they the tartar, like beef tartar
or blank tartar. It's so fucking stupid. Hateach people for what the fuck
is No, it's cold. I had, I had sushi, I had
sushi want then I had sushi once where they put caviar on it, and
I was so upset, like it made me so mad, just just the
notion of caviar because it's it's so class oriented where it's like even though it's
not, you know, it's actually like a wildly like cheap thing, but
like there's like there's regular fish eggs. Yeah right, it's like, yeah,
fish caviar is delicious. I don't. I would never eat it.
I'll never have it's it's fun like it's it's not even remote. I would
nine hundred times out of ten, I would have fucking like guss fried chicken
over over caviar, tacts, that's fancy food. I went to, you
know, for our wedding anniversary. We went to Hell's Kitchen, and you
know, our bill was like whatever, a few hundred dollars, whatever the
fuck it was, and the food was so fucking bland, because that's how
like rich people. Rich rich people don't fucking you know, Southern cooking to
me, or like say anything where where it's just hotter, the food's better,
you know, Mediterranean, fucking Southern food. It's just the spices.
Man. This fucking ship was not like I was expecting. Uh maybe if
Gordon Ramsey was actually there, but like, whoever the fuck cooked the ship.
It was like this rich people bland food was bullshit and they don't put
Yeah I was I expected better, but you know it's fucking trash. I
truffle fries and truffles is overrated. It's so expensive and it's so it's so
overrated. I'm mixed. I will say I've had some fried fries. I'm
like it's okay, But like, to me, it's it's like the fanciest
thing that I've ever ordered at a restaurant that I ended up really really liking,
was like this. I've had a few restaurants and it's always great.
Is this like mushroom truffle pasta that I think is fucking delicious. But it's
also like it's usually like the cheapest thing on like an expensive menu. You
know. You see like the it's like twenty six dollars, which is like
expensive, but then you see like the Tomahawk steak at like one hundred and
sixteen. You're like, m m, yeah, I'll not do that.
I'll not do that Tomahawk even like the fanciest steaks. Man, It's it's
such a slight difference to me, like steak. It really I like steaks.
It's such a slight difference. I'm not gonna pay a different for steak,
you know. Yeah, I've had like some of the fancier cuts and
I'm like, I don't. This isn't wildly better. It's not wildly better.
I'm like they I've come out of those restaurants sometimes give it. They
do taste different, but it tastes different, but like it's enough but not
enough to just like I've come at a great restaurant where I'm like, I
honestly could have gone for some five guys, you know what I mean.
And it's expensive too, but for what it is. Yeah, it's just
I don't, man, I don't even like because I feel like the I
always I always try. I always try to say, like the basis of
your whatever you have, has to be amazing on its own, and I
just don't. I don't feel that way. For like most restaurants when they're
having their beef or whatever, like if it's just not they want to always
throw on all this extra shit to really to mask that, like, oh
there's not enough seasoning on this fucking thing, and that always bothers me where
I want to be able to, like they say it of the fanciest steaks
are supposed to be eaten without anything like that is supposed to be how it
is, so it's seasoned to perfection, so you don't need any sauce,
you don't need anything else. Man, when it comes to steak, when
it comes to like actual, like proper, like I can see some ground
beef pretty well. Like in general me as a person, I used less
salt. In general, I just use less salt. There's no reason I
should, like I haven't had a reason for a doctor, but lose the
salt, use it. I used salt exclusively. I wake up, I
wake up and my throat is acidic and it hurts, and then I wake
up choking. But like I use a lot of salt. Very good,
that's very I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
what the connection is necessarily, but we're working on it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't know why I'm always so thirsty. It's crazy,
but uh but yes, But like I seasoning steak is just like it's it's
it's just like put some onions on it. That's it. Put some onions
on it, and then like a little bit of salt, a little bit
of pepper, and that's that seasoned steak. Salt like salt pepper on beef
in general is just the foundation. Like if you don't if there ain't enough
of that ship, like you already fucked up. Like I like other things
on it too, but I feel like that's the problem with most beef patties
that I have, that there is not enough salt and pepper on them.
Like even like say, if you if you strip down, if you strip
down McDonald's addie, which you know people always shoot on McDonald's, But if
you just taste the beef by itself nothing else, it's actually it's it's beautifully
seasoned. And I feel like all you need to do now just have better
quality beef. Like other places, the fucking put some seasoning on that ship
and it will be delicious. But I feel a lot of places just like,
oh, we're gonna lie on the sauce to catch up the mustard.
This raising anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. We
only got a handle the left, which is which is Oh yeah, I
was killing So let's just knock these out. Uh, your mom's phone number
is? Is your money? How wealthy are you? Shut up? Uh?
Hello three musket musket queers. Uh nice, long time patron, first
time riding in. I've been listening to the show since I was only in
ninth grade and now I'm almost graduating. That's insane. Whoa, whoa,
that's pretty fucking crazy. Why have we been doing this for that long.
I mean we're coming up on our fourth year. Really, we're coming up
on our fourth year. Yes we are. No, we started in so
basically, uh wait, okay, well we started in twenty I guess the
show in our third year right now, So we started in the twenty Yeah,
we technically did start in twenty nineteen, because that was that was the
first episode when I first started it. That is true, But that is
true. We only we really started in twenty twenty, right, like with
the just before the pandemic, because I remember, yeah, because like our
seventh episode was about coronavirus and how it wouldn't be a big deal. I
remember that very god reach, I mean fucking god, everyone was. How
weren't we I mean, to be fair, it could have not been a
big deal if people would have fucking actually gave a ship, you know,
the actual numbers that they were putting out. Well, we can curve this
and kill it within a few weeks, was true. But all the people
that are talking ship now and being like, oh remember when they said that,
I'm like, yeah, I do remember, But you didn't fucking do
anything. Bitch went to spring break. In retrospect, though, it should
it should have been obvious that that was that that was gonna happen. It's
like fucking ridiculous, inconsiderate country. It's crazy. But let's uh anyway,
he writes, and he says, in this new world of student loans in
post secondary education, Uh, do you have any insight or fatherly advice?
I know, Sweeney, you've went through many years of university to be a
law to be a lawyer like I dream I need to do. He's not
a lawyer, he's a he's trying to do a nurse, trying to be
a nurse. But uh, I mean it's similar amounts of time schooling,
I think, And Chris, I understand you didn't bother. I'm not going
to be I'm going to be making one of the biggest decisions in my life
soon picking a major. And why not get my three creepy uncles two cents
along the journey? Uh? Yeah, man, I mean a lawyer.
If you're gonna be a lawyer, you need you need school. You can't
he said. He wanted, he want, he want to get I wasn't
paying attention. He said he wanted a lawyer. I don't know if he
missed. I don't know if he okay, so many years of university to
be a lawyer, like I dream I need to do seven. So I
kind of I don't know if you I don't know if you implied that you.
I don't know if what's written here is that you thought Sweeney was studying
to be a lawyer or you or you are and you thought Sweeney was also
you know what I mean. It's kind of written a little weird, but
uh, I've been I guess if he is picking a major, Uh he's
maybe think a lawyer of Jalen and uh maybe confused. Oh yeah, our
friend, Uh yeah, our our friend the paralegal, a lawyer, was
a lawyer. You've let so many murders off. My parents were telling me
to be My parents were My parents were telling me to be a lawyer constantly,
and I was like, I don't want to do that. Evil people.
Brother, I know, specifically unless you specifically are trying to defend good
people. But if you're just gonna be a lawyer working your way up,
you're gonna take victim and you're fine. You're not exactly what I was just
saying. If you're a corporate you're bad if you're doing corporate typical, if
your typical lawyer trying to work your way, if you're in if you're in
a practice, it's true, and you're trying to become a rock star,
which who the fuck wouldn't want to do that? Right? You want to
make more money, you might have to take on some fucking cases that you
will be proud of. Uh, But whatever world, world needs the villains
to, you know what I mean? You could be a civil defendent,
you could be a you could be a My parents thought I would have made
an excellent villain, is what I'm gathering from this. You should be.
You're very good about bullshitting. You're very good about bullshitting, especially people don't
know what you're talking about. You're very good at like just bullshitting people into
believing you. But if people know what you're talking about, then that's different.
It depends. It's like if you have a whoever you're going agains,
if they're and if they just will read up what they're talking about, then
like you have it a little bit of trouble. But if you don't,
I would shake, I would shake, I would shake up the lawyer game.
Like Trump shook up the presidential race, like I would go in there.
I would go in there and be like, ladies and gentlemen, I
understand that I'm defending this guy for serial murder, But in defense, do
you see the guy he murdered? Do you not see how dumb and lame
this guy looks? Honestly, if you passed him by, would you even
remotely think anything nice about him? Probably not right? And so what did
this guy do? What? What did this guy do? What did this
guy do? Really other than remove a negative impulse from the world by getting
rid of this guy? You look, you look at this guy and you
think ill, gross. Now you don't think anything because he's gone. Is
that not a public service? I rest my case, and everybody'd be like,
wow, that's a great argument. I can't be a lawyer for She
was a lawyer for I think like eleven years. She was civil defense and
she was like, I can't do it any much. You stop. And
then like in the middle of coach where she just went to nursing mm hmmm,
because she just fucking hated it, she was like, laws is a
terrible place. The amount of people she said that like didn't need to go
to Jedi went to jail or so she's like, it's just so sad.
It's laws fucked, like it's the way it is fucked, the way like
the way should happens. It's fun the way that you're like, dude,
so much of so much of the laws in Americanism are written in Latin,
in a means that like people that just don't have the educations cannot understand it,
just can't understand it. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. So
they just can't they can't decipher it correctly. It's pretty cool. So she
speaks Spanish. That's it. There's the reason she understand any of it because
she speaks Spanish. And it's like, really, really really sad. So
this guy was asking for advice. Was that her advice about about school?
Which I don't know if really major was the major. He's still picking his
major, but I guess he's like just I guess general life advice about school.
I will say, man, like, look, a lot of a
lot of student loans are very predatory. Their whole the whole thing is predicated
on the fact that you are too young to be making a ridiculous commitment like
that but I mean, dude, Like, if you have something that you're
really passionate about that requires school, absolutely do it. I would say.
Also at the same time, like, if you have a huge passion and
you've shown that you're very good at something that doesn't necessarily require it, I
would say, instead of spending a ton of money on school, spend a
portion of that money, Uh, not a lot of it, but like
a portion of the money that you would have sound on college, getting the
necessary tools you need to excel at that thing, and then like be smart
with your money after that, just like I don't open up a CD,
do certain things like that, Like do a lot of smart financial shit immediately
if you're not going to college, because like college admittedly, like it does
kind of stave that stuff off a little bit, you get some kind of
a grace period, but eventually you're gonna get hammered in a way that you
fucking can't even fathom, and you're gonna be like wondering, like damn,
So you got to make sure you really care about what you're doing and what
and what you're doing requires what you're what you're setting out to do, Like
do I really need to borrow a h granted, granted, granted, grant,
granted. When you go into a field, if you're in a field
and you like it at that time, do not be afraid to change your
field the clock everybody, there's a clout that count down to when you need
to be doing things. They should be like secure for yourself. And I
know people that have finished college with fucking master degrees sumacum whatever. They are
fucking high the deans. I've didn't demos all that shit, Like I was.
My GPA at the end of college was three point one. Something that's
not great, but it's very good. And I still didn't want to go
back because I'm like, I don't really know, I don't like it's it's
not for me right now, and sometimes it's not for you taking a break.
There's no longer taking breaks. There's nothing wrong with also working hard to
get it done as well, but don't make moves that you don't want to
make, Like make sure before you take a step, you sit down,
you think about it, you get a nine smith, thought about it,
talk to your parents about it, you know, because your parents might have
had the same sum insivations as well. Obviously a lot of our parents.
Lie has given us a whole speech about college being what we need to do.
But some parents are sensible and it will be like, look, man,
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weeks ago. I am curious because I had I saw a bunch of people
arguing about it, and I was kind of interesting. I thought I thought
it was kind of interesting. Would you in in the hypothetical constant, a
hypothetical scenario, right, is it better? Is it better for a hundred
guilty people to go free than it is for one innocent man to be punished?
Like? How do you like that? That philosophical prospects? I need
more contexts, man, I well, I mean that there's not supposed to
be more context in that is the whole the whole point. There needs to
be more conscious concept the whole thing of that. Doesn't that doesn't know see
that No, not, it does in the if we were genuinely legislating this,
but like we're just talking just from a philosophical kind of like gut reaction.
It only works if there's no context that that actual fucking quote. Uh.
And it's one of the things where it just means like does it is
it more heinous to punish an innocent person than let guilty people free? Yeah?
That's I mean, like I I don't have any immediate answer. I
have an immediate thought where it's like absolutely, it's absolutely it's worse to punish
an innocent person for doing something that they absolutely didn't do. Yeah, yeah,
there's nothing there's nothing worse than being innocent and being punished. But at
the same time it matters people just like petty crimes are things, you know,
people that are guilty of petty things. No, but engage with the
hypothetical though, like it's it's not like we're not, I can't because it's
such a finite means of like, no, you can't, You're just refusing
to That's that's I guess. I would say the innocent person going going to
being crime like getting affected is like worse. Let's let's let's let's put it
this way. Let's put it this way. Is it better for one hundred
murderers okay to not be caught because there's not enough evidence to convict them or
whatever, than it is for an innocent person who did not commit murder to
be put on death row? Get an innocent person is in a watch worst
situation. I agree with that. Well, that that's not what I'm saying.
Well, no, that the question isn't who's in a worse situation?
Obviously the murders who are free are in a better situation than that. It
is a guy on death row, person we put on death row. Yeah,
I agree with that, right, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's
That's what I thought was obvious too. But I saw people arguing about it
and like, no, it's fucked up, and it's like, I don't
know, man, that seems kind of insane because like I think everybody would
argue that it's like it's like it's better for people to speed on the highway
and not get a ticket that it is for you to fucking not speed and
then get a fucking and then get penalized for you know what I mean,
Like it's insane because then it just means that there's it's that's I don't know.
I thought that was such an insane argument, but I guess there's no
disagreement here. It is. I just feel like people don't people always failed
to Uh. It's just like to me, it's always just kind of like
it always comes out to like the lack of empathy. Where to the point
where this is a real life problem happening right now where there's a bunch of
innocent people in prison as we speak, and you're just kind of like like,
well, you wouldn't say, oh, if fucking you knew them,
or if it was you wouldn't be like then you know, yeah, I
feel like props to Kim Kardashian for getting some niggas out. Man. All
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such a fucking false It's it really is like if fasted the furious treat It's
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possessed by an arm, but also he's not, because it's like he's gonna
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this sounds like it happened. Yeah why not. Yeah, It's like it's
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assassin and he made him. Yeah, yeah, he was just kind of
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and Destiny. I okay, I don't believe that at all, Like you
can argue some other ones, but mass effect I disagree. I'm sure modern
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like a lot of is not even like cannot be here. And I do
not begrudge it. I it's hilarious. I know a lot of and I've
met these people like we talk every now and again. I'm friends with these
people at the same time, like I would never in a million years pitch
the show to them. I only feel comfortable pitching shows to be that I
barely know. Like we asked, I don't mind saying this. We asked
Ethan h three to come on, I said them a d M be like,
hey, you know what's up? All right? No no response,
which is fine, like totally fine. I only kind of know Ethan,
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it's it's just so out of pocket that like it's the fact Jackson Films is
the fact that Jack's Films is as dope as he is and can just be
on something like this. It speaks volumes of like who that who he is?
Because that's very rare, Like I feel very uncomfortable. Elvis is another
one where I feel probably comfortable. Uh there's this like a handful, but
it's like it's it's an acquired taste the show, you know taste, but
it's it's it's an acquired environment because I feel like we have we we put
out an air of being like very very toxic. I think that like it's
it's just I get the sense that people feel that way about it, even
though we're not even close really, uh, but I get it. You
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seems because you have to understand, we've we've known each other for a very
very long time. We can lose it at each other and it's not a
fucking big deal, you know what I mean. But like, I like,
from the outside, people were like, what the fuck, you're so
mad? Where they're so mad at each other, they're never gonna the podcast
is over canceled. The fact it's like, Fred, huh. The ship
that we've said to each other, the ship that we've said to each other
outside, Like like, there are moments where we've been together we've said ship
that I know if it got released, people would be like, oh,
these guys hate each other. It's just us talking, just a random bullshit.
There's so few I don't know. Man, you got a tiptoe round
with me and Derek can't making jokes about this dad drinking piss while in a
thermostat was trapped in a bathroom with kids. Broad I've been thinking about that
recently. You guys gotta do that again so I can actually go. I
didn't get a chance to go last time. Probably around Christmas time. I'll
be Christmas. I'll be here. I'm not going home. Uh, at
least I don't. I'm pretty sure I'm not going on. I might go
home like earlier in the month of film something, but I'm not gonna.
I'm going to Chicago. But other than that, like, oh, you're
trying to get shot, Cago, that's not that bad, bro. All
of my family gone to Chicago West Side family members. All of my family
members, every single one of them, with no exception, has gone to
Chicago and come back into body bag. All of them, everythingle one of
them. That's crazy, every single one. They get off the they get
out of the bag. Of course, it's like a bit, but it's
a bit o uh not seriously, I really I missed my cousins a lot.
Thin was he called a song of black boys on the corner? You
should check it out. I thought Chris was Italian people people think that a
lot. We did too for a long time. But you toss your Puerto
Rican we all did. You're Italian. It's because I was told it's because
I love the pizza, and my name kind of sounds Italian if you say
it in a ser Italian dude. Well, Maldonado is a Spanish word like
literally like it's it's malice. Nonado is a word or not a word,
but it's like it's a Spanish lea, it's a Spanish invention. Yeah,
it sounds super. My parents when they were talking about like they went to
Puerto Rico like at some point in the last like ten years. It was
earlier on that, like maybe like twenty fourteen or something, and my mom
was in a church where there were at least fifteen other Maldonados and none of
them were related. Like it's a frighteningly common name over there. It might
be Italian. I mean, it would make sense to me if there was
Italian blood in there somewhere, but like not, it's untraceable because we've done
the DNA thing and our family tree ends immediately. Man, there's no there's
no data at all, ends imediate like it's me, it goes to your
granddad, then stopped, and it's like he kind of just goes to my
great grandparents and then it's just it's it's money because they just didn't keep records
really in the same way. I don't know. There's some people who are
like, my family's been here since fucking Plymouth Rock or whatever, Like,
how the fuck do you that's insane that you have that. Well, they
know why, you know why they have that? You know that, I
know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Scream
the stream. Derek don't have that. You mean, Derek don't have that.
Unfortunately, I don't know he got that. They I don't know.
I don't. I don't presume. I go back. I go back maybe
five generations maybe, and then that's it. It's it's like four generations,
five max people who are like I. Generations is a lot. Yeah,
I mean yeah, it's it's a lot. Yeah. Anyway, big a
big screen boy, A stupid ass lesbian. I'm high on twelve Jason poyns
Uh looking to me to come out of a thick fresh oak. I said
it with a little venom too. By accident, John Strickland, give me
a second. I need to make sure I'm not straight. My friends are
in the minrooms getting ran through. Like the nickel plate, I don't know
it's it's nickel plaid, but like it it's clearly cut off. I don't
know what that means. I'm assuming it's plate, but like nickel, I
don't know. Uh. March eighteen eighty nine, fucker stood in my path,
so I ushered him down the path of the River sticks Uh the First
Church of Keith David, featuring Chris's team Fortress to Scout looking ass, ranting
and raving about the name of Spider Man, Miles Morales being gunned down by
the IDF because they think he's a ptid Uh Free rods Blake eight nine.
Yeah, honestly, like Spider Man, I will say, Spider Man is
not standing a chance against Israel. It's just not that Iron Dome is taken
iron dogs taking out Spider Man in like a fucking millisecond. Dude, he's
gone covert, colvertly, but not like, not out and proud, Like
if he was out and proud in the battle, he would die. But
if he was colvert, he could be doing shit. No man, Spider
Man, Spider Man. Now, the thing about Spider Man is like his
sense of humor is he has too strong of a sense of humor as Spider
Man to not be a fan of comedians. And if you're a fan of
comedians, you're a fan of a lot of Jewish people. And so like
I think he would like he would try to fight them, but like he
would like his Spider sense wouldn't go off because he's like, these are the
people that make me laugh. They would never, they would, they would
never, and then the Iron Dome would take him out. That's a fucking
roundabout way to make it so he would get killed by Jewish me. This
is this is, this is why I would make a good spider Man.
Spiders Sense. Spider Man's fighting doc Oc and he hits him and he's like,
wait a second, you're Jewish, and he's like, what was it?
Here? Was it on this show that we had Coctor Coctopus? Yeah,
Cocktail Coctavi is oh yeah, what happened to that image? That image
that we can't show? Do you remember that image? I have it.
I haven't saying they must. We had like our discord conversation somewhere because that
was the funniest thing I've ever seen with doctor Octavi was with like the photo
realistic penises as his arms. Anyway, thanks for the cunning linguist recommendation.
It's in the uh. It's in the playlist now. Uh sick getting suspended,
getting suspended from school from mispronouncing that one African country. Stir your dad's
booty hole like a bowl of chili. Oh yeah for shizzizz genu wine.
What's up, homie uh Alaskan oil field trash tech. That felt more racist
than even saying the N word did. For some reason, Alastkian oilfield trash
Texas stat salad fun fact. Kobe Bryant died on my birthday. Happy birthday,
am I remember? Yeah? Yeah, fun, yeah fun remember at
Sin is a trojan Horse, Sue Hulk taking my ass has nicky Chris Marcus
an Cole lost his last fastball and is taking your autograph once he said it
has his name on it. I have returned after my eight month present episode
and once again, manic, I no longer care about financial responsibility and what
is going like this gated be like fuck your ass. I'm gonna fuck your
ass. Yeah, we forgot about dude, oh man longer. That was
the first apartment that we that we had out here, because I remember doing
that the School of Audio Engineering joke by jumping on that desk. Jackson Jackson
DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, Goliath Boyce. I've been
denied everything, even my cume. Ethery in Virginian Hunter Melpus won the angriest
crowd back from Texas, uh and running out our list as always the fucking
h You know who it is, you know who this is. Come on,
that guy, the King of hap Hazard Yeah buddy, yeah buddy.
Oh that's hot. Oh that's hot. Chamtar Wars, Darth Niggus, d
that on that I guess, on that note, On that note, come
back, come back, come back next time, come back next time.
We'll talk even more about the gun problem and probably even touch on abortion as
well. My favorite, I can't wait, my favorite. You know how
many kids I would have. I'm so addicted to abortions. I can't stop.
It gives me such a rush.