1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:16,280 Made sang a face sunny sum. I had a vision like nice to chlet's 2 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:23,399 up everybody. I am winded from the patrionic this week. It was fun. 3 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:27,960 You are all kinds of riled up. Uh huh yeah, whoo. 4 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:33,520 I'm do you ever like so much can happen in a week where I feel 5 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,240 like, have we recorded? Because it feels like we haven't been here in 6 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:41,880 so long? Doesn't that's weird? I feel life happened. Yeah, I 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,840 feel the same way. I'm like, did Halloween happen? Like since we 8 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,719 were here? And then I realized, oh no, today's like November sixth 9 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,320 Halloween was on the thirty first. That was a Tuesday. So no, 10 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,159 we haven't even done a show. Like so much change, Like I grew 11 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,560 a beard like a lot. I got my new tennis shoes. I was 12 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,879 gonna say, you were talking about your feet being uncomfortable, but you needing 13 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,959 shoes, so you got those are cute. Yeah, I didn't have much 14 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:11,439 choice. Those are my only choices. They're the U of A colors. 15 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:18,799 So you okay. So you were on a college tour what shoes? And 16 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:22,840 on Patreon you talked about the fact that your feet were uncomfortable. What were 17 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,079 you wearing? I was wearing old like Adidas. Oh okay, worn out 18 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:33,439 old Campusidas, yes, okay, and I I uh and I usually I 19 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,920 go from I toggle between A seven and a half and eight, and those 20 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,439 are a seven and a half and they are a little tight. And after 21 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:47,560 walking for two hours and then walking again for another two hours because we did 22 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:52,719 two campus tours in one day, I was done. My feet were killing 23 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:57,319 me. I literally I had to go buy the closest place to go buy 24 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,920 shoes. So when I were at Universe the Arizona, the closest place was 25 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:07,319 some like store that had all University of Arizona gear, including Nike tennis shoes. 26 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,879 So I got. At least they are like, you know, navy 27 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:14,039 blue. They might I have a navy I was wearing navy blue yoga pants 28 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,360 all weekend, so at least they kind of match. But they're really cute. 29 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,919 Yeah, I wouldn't know. They're freaking comfortable is all get out. 30 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:24,599 I have the worst, Like my feet hurt so easily. I don't know 31 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:28,360 what that is. I know, I don't know, but like I need 32 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,240 to even go if I go to the mall, I'm done after like, 33 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,280 yes, thirty minutes into the mall, I'm like, man, my feet 34 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,199 hurt. I know, is it arth right there? I get up in 35 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,680 the middle of the night to walk to the to the bathroom, and I'm 36 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:44,719 like, I'm like limping, like my right anklely. I don't know what's 37 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:47,120 gonna happening. I don't understand people that live in New York too and do 38 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,759 like a lot of walking. I understand they're wearing sneakers, but like I 39 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,560 walk the dog every day. By the time I get home, I'm like, 40 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,919 my feet hurt. I don't know. I'm done. I know I 41 00:02:57,039 --> 00:02:59,840 got to take a look off. Yeah. And then if you know a 42 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,800 mall trip or add any or like six flags or stuff like that, forget 43 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,319 it right right, Like, I'm like, oh, and if you add 44 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:13,840 anything uphill, oh, I'm done right now, I know, forget it. 45 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,000 And my neighborhood is it's hilly, so you know, take Phil for 46 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:21,439 a walk, Hold on Phil, I miss him? Oh no, I 47 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:24,000 know, uh, you know I'm going up and down the hills and stuff. 48 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:29,560 Yeah, I get I need good like walking shoes. Yeah, and 49 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,680 I replace my shoes like fairly often, you do. I had these were 50 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:37,719 like because I walk because you know why, because I walk the dog every 51 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,159 day. I go to the park by my house. I walk around the 52 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:44,199 park and I feel like, you know, they wear out. It's like 53 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:47,120 a toothbrush, right, keep using the same toothbrush. You gotta like get 54 00:03:47,199 --> 00:03:50,800 rid of the shoes and because and then when you get a new pair of 55 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,520 sneakers, as you know, because you just did, It's like I now 56 00:03:55,479 --> 00:03:59,199 I put these puppies on. I was like, I could go for two 57 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,199 more walking to Worth. Where else do you guys want to go? Okay, 58 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,159 so let's say hi to people and then I want to hear about this 59 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:13,240 crazy this crazy trip. You know who's back, Amy kunt Oh Amy yay 60 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:18,079 yep and us Katie Katie Murphy. I forgot what we said about our last 61 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:24,319 time. She's got Katie oh with got ease, extra ease, Katie got 62 00:04:24,319 --> 00:04:30,519 an extra Katie with extra e. Kelly Laddie da fancy not Anna faris Aaron 63 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:36,560 who is easy Katie E. We also have Lori Gory and she also has 64 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,040 like a ship ton of ease in her name. It's like l O r 65 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,319 e E g O r e E, like's that? What what's with the 66 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:49,399 ease. Everybody's rolling on e easy. Lori, Nikki call your girl actually 67 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:55,800 so chic, She's still chic. Leslie is accosted somebody. She found a 68 00:04:55,839 --> 00:05:00,000 new place. She was out outside of an abandoned May company, the department 69 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:09,519 store Robinson May. It's like, there's not gonna be anybody there to a 70 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:14,720 cost, but that's gonna be a difficult place to tumbleweeds flying around. Jacob 71 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:18,240 is so growley and adorable. Rita rocks everybody's kids in her bout and that 72 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:27,519 including Elizabeth Williamson's and Heroes and Polly Pancakes and Athena Ginshird with the dancing and 73 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,319 Valerie Bubba Fenwick. I don't know, I'm going off Yeah, I'm going 74 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:35,079 off book. Katerina still just got a new Yeah, she just got an 75 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:40,199 implant because she wasn't checking it. Thank god. She's had two. Uh 76 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:43,839 and Missy and Cabby. Oh. I ran into them at the football game, 77 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,480 of course you did. But they were rooting for a Nebraska university. 78 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,800 Guys, get your shit together. They were in a rock state. They 79 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:59,680 weren't even there. Rebe Kelly Brandt is not your aunt, but she'll take 80 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,639 care of you. Aaron Sanchez is like, that's my girl and I can't 81 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:10,360 tell you why, okay, but she just is. Just know that Alicia 82 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,720 from the city of Elmonday Leslie apparently is one man COVID bringing COVID back, 83 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:21,439 coughing of bringing COVID. Sarah Jennifer, Get up, Sandra. It's not 84 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,759 easy being green. Christa. You make us want to stoop, and Stephanie's 85 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:34,759 a stinker wrinker. Hello those all right? Who? I feel like my 86 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:41,360 brain is on fire. You've had a weekend that we that you talked a 87 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:46,240 lot about on Patreon, the parts that you can't tell here, but tell 88 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:50,759 us the things that you can't tell. So you went to two Arizona schools, 89 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,759 yes on two. Uh. We flew in on Thursday, while I 90 00:06:56,839 --> 00:07:01,360 flew in by myself. So Natalia flew in with her. She was with 91 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:08,120 three other of her friends and her one of the moms flew in on Thursday 92 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:12,000 night as well. But they got in later than I did. I don't 93 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,360 know, we were like an hour apart whatever, But I had you get 94 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,160 there first. I got their first. I didn't book my trip until later 95 00:07:18,279 --> 00:07:23,439 because I didn't know if I could go yet or not, because I possibly 96 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:28,120 had like zoom thing, the whole thing. So I didn't book my trip 97 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:31,680 until like, I don't know, a week before. So I flew in. 98 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:35,839 I got there a little early, oh like just an hour earlier than 99 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:42,560 them. But Mike Gerstein lives in Phoenix and all he does is work and 100 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:46,279 go home. He does no social life. And he's like, i'll pick 101 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:47,160 you up from the air. He goes, oh, I know, I 102 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:49,879 know you're staying. You're gonna stay. Like he's like, I'll show you 103 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:56,360 around, like because he's by not flag staff. I don't know, well 104 00:07:56,399 --> 00:08:01,079 maybe it was. I can't remember the name of the city's flag staff. 105 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:07,040 There's another one. No, I'm just gonna think of it's like a game 106 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:11,680 show. I know. Scott still Okay, that's like the ritzy part right 107 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:18,800 right, So he's not ritzy though, but he lives like near he lives 108 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,519 in that area, and he's like, Oh, you're gonna love ASU. 109 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,399 It's big. It's it's kind of like being at UCLA and Westwood. That's 110 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:28,639 what it's like, Okay, And that's what it really was like. It 111 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,240 was a big, beautiful university, you know. So we get in. 112 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:33,919 I get in there on Thursday, picks me up from the airport. We 113 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,879 go and have some bite to eat, and then Natalia gets in. They 114 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:41,960 go to their hotel. Long story, but we're not at the same hotel. 115 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,559 If you listen to Patreon you'll know why. But no, I we 116 00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:52,879 I got a hotel. Where was I staying? I think it's the west 117 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:56,679 and I was staying at the Weston and the Marriotte. Okay, I think 118 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:01,639 it was the Marriott the first night. No, it was the west in 119 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,559 the first night. Anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter. But I know 120 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,799 people that live in that area probably going, oh, you were at this 121 00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:11,559 place? Anyway, I was at the by The university was like on University 122 00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:16,120 Row. And the next morning the tour was at nine am, and that 123 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:22,039 was like in the big beautiful auditorium, you know, and then they she 124 00:09:22,159 --> 00:09:26,399 does her whole spiel the student and then like it was the whole auditorium was 125 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:31,639 packed with people for the tour. And it was like when I took Sonny 126 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,960 to Colorado, it was like five people on our tour. You know, 127 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,360 this this the auditorium packed with families and it's like, uh, you know, 128 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:45,679 so like Caylin from Massachusetts and his family, come on up, you 129 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:50,480 know. So after the one girl did the whole presentation, like seventeen kids 130 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:54,799 came out with headsets and in uniform and they were like, if you're, 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,480 you know, in this party, you're with me, Meet me over here 132 00:09:56,519 --> 00:10:00,639 if you're with this party. So there was just our group. It was 133 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,720 me, the mom and the four girls with one tour guide who's a guy 134 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,039 who by the way, after the whole tour, I was like, I 135 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,039 loved our tour. He was so cute, Like he looked like a surfer. 136 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,200 His hair was like, you know, thick and kind of fluffy and 137 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,200 curly, and he was just kind of a cool He was an emt I 138 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,240 mean, what couldn't I mean, he was doing everything, like he's studying 139 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:24,399 biochemistry, you know, and so he was taking us on the tour. 140 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:28,240 And after the tour, I was like, me and the mom are like 141 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,720 he was so cute, and the girls are like he was so gay, 142 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,799 because we were like, how con I mean, like didn't like want to 143 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:37,519 hook up with one of you girls or something or invite you guys to the 144 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,759 party. And they're like, be you guys, he's gay, and we're 145 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,120 like what, no way, how why would you get and they go, 146 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,559 well, you know, they gave us a few examples, one of them 147 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,879 being because he said he tans every Wednesday, because every Wednesday I come out 148 00:10:52,879 --> 00:10:56,840 by this pool and I and I get my tant. I get a nice 149 00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:01,840 like he tans. Maybe after a certain age. Our gator I was like, 150 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,279 I thought, I have pretty good gaynar and they're like, no, 151 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,639 you guys don't like but I go, but wait a minute. Most of 152 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:13,519 the time gay guy I go. His hair though is doesn't doesn't say gay 153 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,440 to me because usually the gay the gay kids like keep their hair nice and 154 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,240 tight. You know. His air was an unruly mess, like and his 155 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,559 eyebrows like you know, no, I don't know, but he doesn't think 156 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:30,159 there's like a uni know, I know. Sorry, but whatever. He 157 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:35,879 was a cutie pie anyway. So he gave us a tour that was like 158 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:41,919 a good two hours of about an hour and a forty minutes of walking in 159 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:46,000 the Arizona heat. You know, even it was early morning, it was 160 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,799 still getting really hot. But fine, okay, that was fine, and 161 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:54,320 it was good and the girls liked it. And then we got in the 162 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,679 car and drove for like two hours to Tucson. And here's the thing. 163 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:05,240 I don't want to say everything like at our age, but I would say 164 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,639 this at this point in life. I feel like when you've gone to a 165 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:13,240 college tour, you've flown in, you wake up early, you do a 166 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:16,279 college tour, like you should be done for the day. You just accomplished 167 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,840 a lot. You know, it should be like lunch, go back to 168 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:26,879 your hotel and show till dinner and then that's it, right, I think 169 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,840 it's too too much to like, then you're gonna drive two hours and then 170 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:33,799 go to a nut Like that's real busy, thank you. I lead my 171 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:39,360 schedule loose, thank you. I don't like a tight schedule. No, 172 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,360 no, thank you. I don't like time beating now, like, oh, 173 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:46,559 we gotta get wrapped this up, like no, no, take my 174 00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,559 time. How the hell did I get wrapped into this? Like what the 175 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,639 fuck? Who planned this fucking tour? By the way, Like, and 176 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:56,759 I know was the other mom. She's got a good intention and everything right, 177 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,879 but like really, like two in one day and there two hours. 178 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,600 I did not know that this one until I took to mic, like he 179 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,000 goes, You're going to Tucson the same day? Yeah, no, he 180 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:11,879 goes, that's like going from Westwood to Bakersfield, Right, It's like that, 181 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,840 he goes, I go, well, an it's an hour and fifty 182 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:22,639 minute drive, and he goes, it's all desert. It's like a two 183 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:28,000 lane highway. There's no exits. It's like driving to Vegas. It's pure 184 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,159 desert the whole way. We passed Outlet Mall, but it was all boarded 185 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:37,399 up. It's where Missy and Gabby are hanging out and Leslie. I mean 186 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,320 it was a boarded up like it looked like the Walking It looked like a 187 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:46,919 set from the Walking Dead. I mean it was really weird. Anyway, 188 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:50,639 she rented the car, so she rented the car. So then you have 189 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,440 to also, this is what I don't like about driving with people that I 190 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,840 don't know that well, because then you have to be like, do you 191 00:13:54,879 --> 00:14:01,320 want to listen to a murder podcast? Right? Why is that? Like? 192 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,200 Can we listen to like invisible Choir? Are you not? Like? 193 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,759 Do we have to listen to kissuff? That? Like what you're a girl 194 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:11,720 after my own heart? Like why can't everybody think this way? Right? 195 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:16,120 You know? Like of course not, she's not listening to frecking podcast, 196 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,679 because why would she because she's with because I'm stuck with her by the way, 197 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:24,919 and I've been to her house. She plays loud like like I don't 198 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,799 know, like Drake, like oh she oh, she's one of those she 199 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:33,080 has to like the music. Kids like music the kids listen to and like 200 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:37,559 the Weekend, you know. Oh oh. I have stopped trying to be 201 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:41,720 cool with my kids music, okay, And I used to. Don't get 202 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:43,879 me wrong, I used to, but you know what, to me, 203 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:46,919 that what was cool and I thought I was bringing the kids in was like 204 00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:50,840 Beastie Boys or like you know, like you know, or I I only 205 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,000 go so far, like like Xander and I both like the Foo Fighters, 206 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:58,679 you know, but like I draw the fucking line at the Weekend. And 207 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,120 I made it very clear to my kids. They get in the car, 208 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,840 it's like this mumble core, it's like this weird it's not really R and 209 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:11,159 me it's like it's out to auto tuning. And I've told my kids, 210 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,120 I'm like, you know what, No, I'm done. I'm done trying 211 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,639 to be cool. When the Weekend comes on the radio, I turned the 212 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:18,039 station. And when Elbe's in the car with me and she's I'm like, 213 00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,159 I don't want to hear that shit. Yes, sorry, I know I 214 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,159 sound old, and I know I sound like kids today with their music. 215 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:28,399 I don't like it. It's not good. I know and so, and 216 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,679 I will not try to be cool and be like, oh Drake, Yeah, 217 00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:33,559 I love it. No, I hate it. I hate I hate 218 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,600 it. It's bad. Yes, it's all honest. Sorry, I don't 219 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,639 know who's up for, uh the music awards? What are the music awards 220 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:46,399 called the Grammy? I don't I don't care that. I don't know in 221 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,679 the even the category for best Song, I don't care. I don't like 222 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,519 it. It's not good. I agree. Give me some Hammerson, Oldie 223 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,240 and Bruce Springsteen like it is. Just so, that's the thing I'm thinking, 224 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:02,879 Like when I found out Like's like that, Tucson's like two hour drive, 225 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,639 and I'm thinking to myself, Huh, she's gonna be listening to the 226 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:11,039 worst me. She's either me listening to the worst music, or she's gonna 227 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:14,960 be talking my ear off or both. And guess what it was all of 228 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:21,159 the above at the same time. It was bad music, talk talk talk 229 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,559 talk ba beepa beepa beep a beep and want to just put my earbuds in 230 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,399 and listen to them. And I'm so jealous of the girls in the back. 231 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,639 I'm so jealous of them because they're back, four girls, right, 232 00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:36,120 four girls, and they're just some are sleeping, some got their earbuds in, 233 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,480 and I'm like, what are they listening to? Like, they're not 234 00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:41,279 listening to us, They're just So you had to rent a car with a 235 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,240 third third row. She rented the car, okay, so it's a big 236 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,639 suv. Then no, she got a Durango. There was just a little 237 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:52,879 third row like one seat was yeah, one seat you have to be like 238 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,879 it was you know, either you have groceries or you got one set up 239 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,399 kind of thing. Luckily our suitcases you know fit, but it was you 240 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,759 know, quick trip. So well you don't have big suit cait, but 241 00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:06,400 whatever. Like so she rented a Durango and she and the other thing is 242 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,720 is you know me and I know you're not gonna like this, but she's 243 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:14,119 going like below the speed limit, Like come on, would you pick it 244 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,759 up? We are we're gonna be there in three days at this point, 245 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,039 like come on, we're gonna miss the tour. I'm like, give me 246 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:26,119 your number, I'll hang out some speed, drive like a champion, bitch. 247 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,799 Let's go. We got to get to a tour. I love how 248 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:33,319 well you know me though. I love how you like this part. Let's 249 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:37,640 plug your ears? Yeah did so did she? So? She was, 250 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:42,759 why didn't you like offer to drive? Let me drive. Listen, I'll 251 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:47,079 get us there a little bit faster. Let me take the wheel. Jesus, 252 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:52,279 take the wheel, Jesus, Jesus. Akaylynnette, taste the wheel. 253 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,680 Get us there a little quicker. Yeah, Mike Gerstein got me to the 254 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,920 airport in like an hour and forty minutes. You know, So, did 255 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,599 you have to go from from You have to go back to go to the 256 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:07,039 same airport. You could know you have to go back. That's the thing. 257 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:11,000 I was like, Oh god, if Natalia goes to this school in 258 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,680 Tucson, like it's hard to get to. You have to fly into Phoenix. 259 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:18,279 I mean, I guess there's little airports, but I don't know. 260 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,880 But and I'm going out of Burbank as much as possible, right Hey, 261 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:23,400 going to La s Oh my god, I can't, So I go I 262 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,920 leave Bourbank, go to Phoenix, it's a breeze. It's fine if she 263 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:33,039 goes to a SU. Great But spoiler alert, she didn't like either school. 264 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,640 Oh, she didn't like ASU either. No, she was. Now 265 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:42,200 she has her heart set on TCU Miami. She really wants to go, 266 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:48,000 and she might just do community college and then go to Miami because she really 267 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:52,359 really She's like, I'm like, listen, bitch, beggars can't be choosers 268 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,200 like you, Let's see where you get accepted first and then make But she's 269 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,559 like, I really think that that's what I want to do. Like, 270 00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:03,440 the only other school she really liked was TCU, But I don't know. 271 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:07,359 She she likes being by the beach. She likes that weather, and she 272 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:11,240 doesn't like you know, I mean like I like she did like a s 273 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,319 U because she likes being in a big city and it felt like a big 274 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:22,640 city. Uh, University of Arizona was in Tucson, and that's kind of 275 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:26,160 like a USC you know, it's like a nice campus, but not in 276 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:33,039 a great area of town or whatever. But but anyway, like she I 277 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,720 don't know, she doesn't she's not a big fan of Arizona. It feels 278 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,880 like I don't know, she just didn't like the vibe. I guess. 279 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,359 I don't know. Yeah, this wasn't for her, I guess, but 280 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,599 it wasn't for me. Realized that she wasn't for her. Did you feel 281 00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:51,000 it all? Like, oh my god, I'm gonna kill I wanted a 282 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:53,720 burrier in the desert At that point, I was like, exactly what are 283 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:59,680 we doing? But you know, she she applied to them, so we 284 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,119 want, you know, and her friends mom made this whole trip because her 285 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,319 friend really wants to go there. She wants to go to U of A. 286 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:12,400 Yeah, and she it like has her heart set on that school for 287 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,799 some reason. So her mom planned this whole trip and then invited the whole 288 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,680 clan, you know. And then I got roped in like the other two 289 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:26,319 moms, No, they did. The other two. There's Natalia and her 290 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,720 friend and her friend's mom and two other girls. And the other girls's moms 291 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,079 did not go right. They had the right. They're smart, they're smart 292 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,960 and do the Were the other girls liking it? Were they interested? One 293 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,880 of them? Was? One of them liked it? But she likes everything. 294 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,599 She's one of these girls that's upbeat and likes everything, you know, 295 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,440 like missus girl, I'll sit in the back in the third row seat. 296 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:49,440 You know, she's one of there's always the one kid that's willing to just 297 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,960 go sit in the back and suck it up. Yeah, that's her. 298 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,799 So she was like, yeah, I could see it. But she's really 299 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,880 I don't know, like she's she could probably go anywhere she wants. She's 300 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,599 very good student and so I don't know. But hey, let's take a 301 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:11,240 quick break. Yeah, and then uh get back to business. How let's 302 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,960 talk about Honeylove. There are a new sponsor. Uh. 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That's better Help. 338 00:23:53,079 --> 00:24:02,599 H e LP dot com slash fcl Okay, we're back, so uh 339 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,680 where you were just so relieved to get back home after it? But tell 340 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:11,559 us also about the game? Well, yeah, it was it was a 341 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,720 long weekend the game, so I think we talked about it like I didn't 342 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,559 want to go to the game, like it just you know, I know 343 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,880 you like college football. You're such a huge fan, huge fan, you 344 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,759 know you swear by it. But I don't know. I just like, 345 00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:32,279 for me, being in a hotel room is exciting, Like I just want 346 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:36,759 to sit and watch like Netflix and you know, get some snacks downstairs, 347 00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:40,839 some caramel popcorn, watch, get caught up on some Netflix stuff, you 348 00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,559 know, because they had Netflix on my TV. And I was like, 349 00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:45,640 oh, hell yeah, that's all I wanted to do is just get back 350 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,640 to that hotel room. Yeah. But now, you know, so they 351 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,839 were going to the football game, and you know, Natalia really wanted me 352 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,960 to go, and I was like, all right, I'm doing this for 353 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,720 her, and you know, I want to spend time with her too. 354 00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:03,079 You she's gonna be gone. She didn't be doing her own. She's already 355 00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:07,880 half out the door. So but do you ever feel like when you're like 356 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,079 you're already on a trip with her? Yeah, isn't that like I'm on 357 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,119 this trip with you? Like I came to this college tour. The other 358 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,920 moms didn't. They were like hell no, ye don't I'm here? Like 359 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,200 do I have to also go to the gate like you know, I know 360 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,880 it's internal and it's the pressure we put on ourselves and I have I feel 361 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,599 the same way, like sometimes where I'm like, why just I drive my 362 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,480 kids to school? And I drive like I do talk to them? Like 363 00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:37,200 do I sit around and eat dinner together too? Want to ask? You 364 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,200 know, like I'm like I talked to them about their day. I have 365 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,759 up on what's going on in their life, Like I feel like spreading it 366 00:25:44,839 --> 00:25:48,039 out, Like if I go to like the mall with Sadie, then I 367 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:49,839 feel like, doesn't that buy me a week? Like we have to don't 368 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,640 do stuff together every day? Do I have to talk to her every single 369 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:57,640 day? Did I get parent points for like this? Yes, that's I 370 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,200 agree, Like I'm on trip like do I yeah? And by the way, 371 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,839 don't you girls want to go to the game without us? Moms? 372 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,079 Why you guys want us to go? I know? But it didn't end 373 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,440 up that way. So, but the thing is is they all had tickets 374 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,279 and they were sitting together. So I had to buy an individual ticket or 375 00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:18,920 whatever and right try and get in the same section, which I did, 376 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:25,599 and so uh and then uh, so I posted pictures on her Facebook page, 377 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,000 and I just had my ego boosted, like wildly boosted because I was 378 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,880 I was going to go to the game and look and like leave it like 379 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,279 halftime. But the mom I was with was really into the game, like 380 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:38,079 she was like, well, I want to stay until the end. I 381 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:44,920 was like really doing really Like I'm like, oh, it's a blowout. 382 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,480 It was like twenty four to seven by like the third quarter, and they're 383 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:52,000 beating my team, UCLA. Bitch, that's my team, right, like 384 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:56,279 UCLA, right, I know they came on the field. People were booing 385 00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:00,119 them. I don't know, Yeah, like what the fuck? You know, 386 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,759 U of A team comes out, Oh it's fireworks and everybody's screaming and 387 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,480 oo and U c LA comes out like boom, Like what the fuck? 388 00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:15,160 That's what the fuck's that's college sports for you. But u CLA that other 389 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,000 week beat the hell out of Colorado. Yeah, but that would be a 390 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,200 little weird if you were in Arizona and the UCLA team came running out everyone 391 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,599 started cheering. Yeah, I get it, I get it. But I'm 392 00:27:26,599 --> 00:27:29,759 just saying, like UCLA is not a bad team, Like they're a great 393 00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:32,680 team. They are, and I think that's why they got booed. I 394 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,559 think that they were, you know, the favored, and they're the underdogs 395 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,440 U of a and so whatever. But anyway, like okay, like I 396 00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:42,519 came, I had a hot dog. You know, you did everybody their 397 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:47,160 drinks, their pepsias, and I did my job. That's all out. 398 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,799 That is all fucking out. You left it all in the field. Yes, 399 00:27:52,119 --> 00:28:03,359 I did. You came, you played them okay, the like where's 400 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,599 your warship? Yeah, you are parenting like at a high ass level, 401 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:12,759 right, look at me, everybody stay till the edge. Where's my fireworks? 402 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:18,400 Yes? So like yes, it was like twenty eight to se I 403 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:22,519 here, I have a hotel room an Arizona, like and it's enough. 404 00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:26,240 It's enough, it's enough. So I was like and then like I was 405 00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:29,839 like, I think the girls had their fill of us too, Like they're 406 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,039 not even talking to us, by the way, exactly. They barely want 407 00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:36,759 to take a picture. Like by the way, like I gave my phone 408 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,119 to the mom and I was like, you take a picture of me in 409 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,680 Italia. She takes two, then she hands me the phone and then she 410 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,000 goes, can you take a picture of me and my daughter? I take 411 00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:47,920 like one. Yea, I didn't know. I didn't know she lin took 412 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,680 two until I got back to the hotel room. That's not cool. I 413 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,720 have like twelve of her and her daughter on my phone and two of me 414 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:59,119 in Italia and one I'm blinking. Of course, of course takes a lot 415 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,079 manch she does, and I know that's rude. I know, like really, 416 00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:08,720 anyway, where's my medal? So I was like, all right, 417 00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:15,240 I want to go. But met these kids in front of us, okay, 418 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,440 and they turn around the high five in US when you know, turns 419 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,920 out one of them was a girl. She goes there. They're all like 420 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,039 best friends. They all went to high school from there, from Anchorage, 421 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:33,559 Alaska. They grew up together. But because Grace, the one girl is 422 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,920 ghosts and then there's another girl with them. These are people you just met. 423 00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:38,160 I just met, you know their backstory. I know they're back. 424 00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,359 There's like three or four boys and two girls. The two girls go. 425 00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:45,759 Turns out the girls go to college. The boys went straight to work on 426 00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:48,440 a fishing boat right out of high school. Yeah. Yeah, so they 427 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,039 work and they catch salmon like months out of the year they go salmon fishing 428 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:56,759 and they work Alaska in Alaska, so they don't go to the school. 429 00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,119 They don't go to the school. We're just visiting. They were visiting the 430 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,000 two girls that go, Hey, the go getters, the go getters, 431 00:30:02,079 --> 00:30:03,839 right, So the girls are at a well, one of them is at 432 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,720 ASU, the other one was at at University of Arizona. Oh, but 433 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:11,720 they were together at the game and they grew up together. They all went 434 00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:15,559 to high school too. So the boys and the girls were all hanging out. 435 00:30:15,599 --> 00:30:18,119 They were in front of us, and one of them turns around and 436 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,599 was like, uh, do you go to the school. And I was 437 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,680 like, no, thank you though, and he's like how old are you? 438 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,000 And I'm like thinking, listen, did your mom not teach you you 439 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,039 don't ask a woman how old? But I'll tell you I'm fifty four. 440 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:37,599 And he goes fifty what, No way, no way, And I'm so 441 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,839 jealous. And then they told like all their it was like Grace, she's 442 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,799 fifty far like, all right, you don't have to announce it to the 443 00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:48,880 stadium, come on, now, settle down. I mean, I'm flattered. 444 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,359 But then Italia's list she's catching wind and she's like, oh, that's 445 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,880 your ego out of control, much like I go you ge or that Natalia. 446 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:02,480 They think your mom looks the same age as you. That made so 447 00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:03,680 then all of a sudden, I was all in, all right, we 448 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,839 don't have to go anywhere. Let's stay for the rest of the game. 449 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:08,279 And then I'm talking to them. I'm getting to know them, and they're 450 00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:12,400 like you getting phone numbers and You're like, so, wait, how long 451 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:18,079 are you on this fishing boat? Is there room or there? Dear, 452 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,559 just get like right along, right right. Well, the one kid he 453 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,000 wanted like, he was like, you're mom. The mom's he's like, 454 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:27,720 your girls don't want to hang out with you guys, right, you guys 455 00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:32,839 come with us to the bar. And then we're talking and then oh, 456 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,920 the girl goes, how do you stay? So what do you do to 457 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:41,680 look so young? And I go cigarettes and alcohol and they asked. They 458 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,319 all were like high five and then they're like, you guys got to come 459 00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:48,119 out with us. You guys gotta go. You too, Mom, You're 460 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,079 not moms tonight, you're one of us. You're a you're a you're a 461 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,839 college game. We're going we're taking you guys out. And the mom I 462 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,279 know, right I didn't want to. I didn't want to let them down. 463 00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:00,920 And I was like, Okay, I mean all right, I guess 464 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:04,599 I guess. I got an hour like before I have to get back to 465 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:08,000 the hotel. And and then I was like the mom was like all about 466 00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:10,000 it. She's like, yeah, let's go, and you know, so 467 00:32:10,079 --> 00:32:15,519 I was like all right, you know so so they're the one thing in 468 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,599 that town was it was so hard to get an uber, so it took 469 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,559 forever to get an uber. Now I'm like, ugh, now this is 470 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,720 Look now I'm like wish I didn't. You know. I was flattered for 471 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,960 about twenty minutes, and now it's kind of wearing off. Like we're all 472 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,960 walking out of the game together and they're going and getting an uber and they're 473 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,359 they're like, you're not leaving, You're not leaving. You're coming with us, 474 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,359 because you could because I would have been like I would have been like, 475 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,880 yeah, it's all happy talk while we're there, and then as soon 476 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,480 as we leave, I would worry that they'd be like, oh, you're 477 00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:45,519 really actually coming with is what I But it was the other way there. 478 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,160 They were like holding on. They were like, you're not going back your 479 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,400 guys are coming to the you're coming to the mcmalley. Oh no, dirt 480 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,880 Bags. That's the name of the bar. Okay, you guys are coming 481 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,519 to dirt Bag. Well lo and behold, dirt Bags is across the street 482 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:02,319 from my from the hotel where the other mom was staying at, so conveniently 483 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,759 across the street from. So she was all about like, sure, let's 484 00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:09,039 go have a drink. And I'm like, bitch, my hotel is seven 485 00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:15,720 minutes a car drive away, which means getting an UBER in this town. 486 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,799 It's the attacking on another fifteen twenty, Like, it doesn't the ubers don't 487 00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:22,039 just show up right, you know you got there. It's a wait in 488 00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:24,880 that town. And then I don't know if it's because it was homecoming week 489 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:30,160 or what. Anyway, now I'm like, oh did I get in? 490 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,400 Okay, it's like eleven thirty. Oh, and I wanted to leave the 491 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,759 game early. No, we had to stay until the bitter end. But 492 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,920 fine. But so then then we finally we get to dirt Bags. Like 493 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:46,359 the the uber took forty minutes to get to us, we get to dirt 494 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:51,200 Dirt Bags forty. Yeah, it took a long We walked and walked and 495 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,759 walked, and then we called the uber and then the uber was just circling, 496 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:58,160 circling, canceling that uber, calling another uber trying lift instead of uber. 497 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,960 I mean, it was a freaking and there was a big group of 498 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:04,079 us. So half of the guys like the guy's left and then the one 499 00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:07,360 guy that like like a little puppy dog with me, like following me around, 500 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:12,079 and the girls where we were together. So it took forever. So 501 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:15,800 we get there, there's a freaking line around, like a huge line out 502 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:21,840 for hell no, and I'm like really, and they're like, you're not 503 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,599 leaving, You're not leaving. It took you this just come on. I 504 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:27,960 go, well, I gotta get up early and they're like, so do 505 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,480 we We're going to NASCAR tomorrow. Oh no, We're getting up at seven. 506 00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:36,760 I was like, and I'm like yeah, but you're twenty three. 507 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:42,840 I'm fifty four. Remember I'm tired. And they're like, just one drag, 508 00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:45,559 just and I'm like well, and then all of a sudden, the 509 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:47,079 lot how long is it gonna take to get in there? Well then I 510 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,760 was gonna leave, but a whole shitload of people left the bar. So 511 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,199 then the line starts moving and they're letting people in and they're like it's moving, 512 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,199 and it's moving, and I go, okay, if it stops, 513 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,559 I'm leaving. But it kept moving and we got in. And then you 514 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:07,519 get into the bar and you're like a sardine. You're packed shoulder to shoulder. 515 00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:09,320 You can't move. The guy's holding my hand, he's like, come 516 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,480 follow me. He's like, I'll take you to the bar. He's like, 517 00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:15,639 I'll bring it. So like he's dragging me through the thing, and 518 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,559 I'm like this does not sound fun. No, no, it wasn't. 519 00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:22,239 No, that's what I'm saying. Like the novelty wore off? And where 520 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,000 are Natalia and the other back at the hotel across the street? Oh? 521 00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:29,719 They we parted. They were like, you guys are out partying and they're 522 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,960 back at the hotel. They went back to the hotel. Yeah, they 523 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,039 were like, what are they gonna do? They're underage? They go through 524 00:35:36,639 --> 00:35:40,280 true, you know, but they did show up at Dirt Bags. Find 525 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,960 out later after I left, I see her and I see her she's at 526 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,920 the hotel and I'm like, good, I'm glad you guys are you didn't 527 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,400 go anywhere. She goes, No, we're going across the street to dirt 528 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,599 bags. I go why, and she goes because so and So's moms there, 529 00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:55,960 And I go, you what, No, you can't, I go, 530 00:35:57,119 --> 00:35:59,400 you can't get in you have to be twenty one. She didn't listen 531 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,440 to me. Of course, they went there, they got turned turned away, 532 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,239 and they had to go back to their hotel. Yeah, you guys 533 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,360 think you're doing I told you should have listened to me. But anyway, 534 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,400 Yeah, they went back to the because the game was over, like I 535 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,880 don't know, like eleven eleven thirty and it was late. So went in 536 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:22,519 there, did had like bought a round of like I did my where's my 537 00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,960 parade again? I did my deal. I got in there, I got 538 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,840 everybody around the drinks and then, you know, I said good night as 539 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,440 soon as I got in there, like as soon as I got in there, 540 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,119 as soon as he brought me to the bar round of drinks, Bye 541 00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:37,880 bye. I sucked it down. By the way, it was in a 542 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:43,159 plastic cup, like get a vodka soda in a plastic No, like a 543 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,280 like a like a you know, opaque plastic cup that they give you in 544 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:52,079 the dental office to like rinse your mouth. No, like those cups. 545 00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:54,880 Yeah, I was like really, but it was cheap at least. So 546 00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:58,679 I was like, Oka, good night, goodbye, and the mom was 547 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:06,239 like you're leaving. I'm like, you're stayed no way. No. I 548 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,880 was like, okay, goodbye. But she had a seat she was sitting 549 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,119 somehow she got lucky young guys. She's holding court with the young kids at 550 00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:21,320 the bar, and I'm like, oh, ninety night, I'm gonna go 551 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,360 catch some z's save. Good night. Nice to meet you kids. Point 552 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,559 was it like one in the morning, Yes, it was. Yeah, 553 00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:30,639 it was close to one o'clock in the morning. Yeah, yeah, it 554 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:34,760 was over and then you left the next morning. And then we left at 555 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,440 like ten thirty in the morning. Mike Gerstein picked us up, Me and 556 00:37:37,519 --> 00:37:40,559 Italia. Oh, just the two of you. M yeah, because we 557 00:37:40,599 --> 00:37:45,599 were on a separate flight. I booked my flight coming back. Natali wanted 558 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:50,599 to get back early because she was going to uh what's his face, Travis 559 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:54,440 Scott, Oh that's so funny. Yeah, her body there. Yeah, 560 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,239 so she wanted to get back early. So we left, I don't know, 561 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,679 one o'clock. And then the weird thing is is Arizona. Time didn't 562 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:09,960 change. Oh but then but when we landed in Burbank it was changed. 563 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Whatever. But yeah, the daylight savings thing, delight savings time is the 564 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:21,159 worst. It's the worst. And kaylin, oh okay, let's take a 565 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:27,559 let's take a quick break and talk about Kudo popcorn. This is a new 566 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:31,079 sponsor for us. Here's what this is. It's a snack that's not only 567 00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:36,599 delicious. 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All they know is 585 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,159 that like bet they're they're on the same clock. Yeah, so you are 586 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:14,239 suddenly getting up a lot earlier because and trying to put the bed, try 587 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,280 to put them to bed at the same right. Boys were up at five 588 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:21,119 fifteen this morning, so that was yeah, and yeah yesterday too. They're 589 00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:22,719 just both waking up super early. Yeah, and you got to try to 590 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,639 trick them, like for going to bed. You gotta be like, well 591 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,760 it's dark outside, not for bed. And then like if they once they 592 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,480 start to realize that the clock. You know, then they're going to be 593 00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:35,880 like, no, I don't have to go to bed yet. You're like, 594 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,000 yeah, you do. But oh my god, when the kids were 595 00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:44,840 that young, I hat I would dread the clock's changing me too either way, 596 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,800 because it just messes with their routine even now for me, like the 597 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,880 dog like Penelope all off of her schedule and waking me up super early. 598 00:40:53,159 --> 00:41:00,800 Ah, I wouldn't know how that is. Bill's go I know, but 599 00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:04,079 just like you, you can't rescue him or anything. I did. I 600 00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:07,079 took him last week to my house, uh for a few hours, and 601 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:12,360 then this week I think tomorrow I might go get him and have him spend 602 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,920 the night with me tomorrow at my condo. Yeah, so like what went 603 00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:21,119 visited him yesterday? They visited. They visited because they we had an open 604 00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:23,960 house, which Natalie was not happy about coming home after that weekend and then 605 00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:29,920 having to get ready for Taylor Swift, I mean not Taylor's Drava Scott very 606 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:39,559 different yeah and another one sing songs about right love. Yeah. So so 607 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,800 she was like, I'm so I had she had a sneak into the house 608 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,960 and go into Sonny's room because Sunny's room's at the very end, and nobody 609 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,039 cares about the boys room. So it was only an hour. But yeah, 610 00:41:52,039 --> 00:41:57,880 we had open house and blah blah blah. So Phil's been gone for 611 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,280 the last any nibbles at the house. I guess they had a good turnout 612 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:07,039 this weekend, so we'll see. Yeah, there's some he's talking, he's 613 00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:12,599 talking to people. But yeah, it was just it was an exhausting week. 614 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,880 And I mean even like but I, yeah, we're too old, 615 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:20,920 we cannot We're not in you. And I think the same way when I 616 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,599 hear two hour car ride with somebody, Like you think to yourself, like, 617 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:29,079 God, what am I gonna do for those two hours with somebody that 618 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,920 I'm not very close with? So I'm gonna have to like, you know, 619 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,760 you have to make that small talk kind of thing, and so how's 620 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,920 the blah blah blah. You know, like there's a lot of that. 621 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,199 And then you get there and you're doing it. Now you're doing another two 622 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,760 hour tour. I mean it was and my feet were killing me. Yeah, 623 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,400 I had to go buy shoes. It was just it was and then 624 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,400 the football game we listen again, we could have just went there went on 625 00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,719 the two tours and came home Friday night and been home all weekend, right, 626 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,559 but it turned into a whole weekend. And then I just feel like 627 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,599 you do all that, and you kind of called this earlier, But if 628 00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:13,199 the kid doesn't even really want to go to that school, right, it's 629 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,119 it's a huge waste of time. Yes, I mean, like you don't 630 00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:21,320 need to know the whole culture of the city and experience it to know that 631 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,920 I do or don't want to go to this school. So like you can 632 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,800 just kind of go on the tour and go like, yeah, I don't 633 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,000 I'm not interested, or they're not going to get sold because and you don't 634 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,400 want them to get sold because they went and had a good time at the 635 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:37,519 game exactly exactly. You want them to be sold because they actually like the 636 00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:40,760 school or like the programs, And like, I can't even that's so tedious 637 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,800 entirely it is. It is. That's why like just Sonny, we took 638 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,880 him, I took him to Colorado and he got an idea of what it 639 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,559 was like. And then that's that call it a day and we did it 640 00:43:52,559 --> 00:43:59,840 in one day and went home done. Yeah, but it turned into again 641 00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:02,559 it was in a week and though that I think that she planned for her 642 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,679 her daughter and then invited everybody and then everybody was like oh, and then 643 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,400 the other moms are like yeah, yeah, sure take my kid, and 644 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:15,519 I got roped into going as well. The thing is too like this when 645 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:21,519 when the when another person love, like I don't love people that like to 646 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:24,199 take constant trips, Like I don't like to take constant trips. So I'm 647 00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:28,440 not always thinking like once I've done one, like I'm like you, I'm 648 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,000 like, okay, now I need to like rest for a while, Like 649 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:35,320 I don't want to be planning the next like weekend. It's like crazy weekend. 650 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,320 Like I'm tired. I'm tired, and like why just did that? 651 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,679 Like isn't that enough? It's no, it's not. For some people. 652 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,119 They love to travel, they love to travel, and they love to travel 653 00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:49,159 with their kids, and they love to go and visit their kids. It's 654 00:44:49,199 --> 00:44:53,440 just yeah, it's not for me. No, I've slowed down. Yeah 655 00:44:53,519 --> 00:44:58,000 I don't. I'm not. That doesn't sound fun to me. Even like 656 00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,159 if I was like, let's say we were to plan a trip to Vegas 657 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,119 or something that would be really fun, that would be it for me. 658 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,559 I wouldn't be like, oh, let's go to Vegas and then the following 659 00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:09,960 weekend, I'm going to go on like a college tour with like Xander and 660 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,079 then we're gonna No, I'd be like, that's it. I got to 661 00:45:14,159 --> 00:45:19,320 have a month padding before and after, Like I don't I'm going to be 662 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,199 tired for a while. Exactly that memory is gonna last me. I could 663 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:25,360 look at the pictures on my phone. I can think about the money that 664 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,920 I lost at the crops table, you know what I mean that, Like 665 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,559 I don't need to go like what's next? No, I know, no, 666 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,199 not for me, but and I understand why the kids do. Like 667 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,599 Elb is planning trips and like, oh, I'm going to go here and 668 00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:40,280 I'm going to go there, and I'm going to do this and that, 669 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,559 and like that's good because she's young and likes to have something to look forward 670 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:51,800 to. But like I'm not right, Like I've dial Netflix, that's what 671 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,840 I look forward to. That's all I wanted to do all weekend was just 672 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,159 get him. I watched one documentary and took me all weekend to finish, 673 00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:02,119 because like every single time I hit the bed, I was out like a 674 00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:07,119 darted bear, just out, like even during the day. I would like, 675 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,599 oh, I'm just gonna take a little rest her and watch a little 676 00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:14,239 documentary out waking up by Natalia, are you here? Are you here? 677 00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:17,320 Like, no, bitch, where I'm here. I'm in my room. 678 00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:21,599 We mean here here? Where Where am I supposed to be? Right, 679 00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:23,360 You're supposed to be at the hotel? I'm like, nobody told me. 680 00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:27,880 And then that was the other thing, Like before the game, I was 681 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,280 to go the game started at seven thirty. I was told we'll meet up 682 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:36,679 at their hotel at seven and walk over to the football stadium. Okay, 683 00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,880 it's six thirty. Natali calls me, are you here? Are you here? 684 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,599 And I'm like, why would I be here? Where here? I'm 685 00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:45,239 at my hotel. She's like, I thought we were meeting up. I 686 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:50,519 go, I go at seven. The game starts at seven thirty and she's 687 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,440 like, well, we're ready, and I'm like, well, that'll meet 688 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:57,440 you at the game. Go yeah, go bye. I can find you 689 00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,480 on my life three sixty. I know where you are. I see your 690 00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:04,119 little boom boom on my map. I know where you are. I'll find 691 00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:07,199 you. I got my ticket I'll meet you at the game. Yeah. 692 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,960 So then I took my sweet tig. I got right, and I'm like, 693 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,159 do I have to get there at seven thirty? Do I need to 694 00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:15,039 be there a kickoff? Like? You know? But okay? Then she 695 00:47:15,039 --> 00:47:19,039 calls me again like where are you? And I'm like, I'm on my 696 00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:22,079 way. I can't get an uber. My kids are the same way. 697 00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,239 The younger ones always not like this, but the younger ones like want me 698 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,880 to be places? Yeah, And I stop, why do you want your 699 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,760 parents there? I know I don't. And again I think it'scually think I'm 700 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:39,440 so fun? Why they like me fun? I think she doesn't want the 701 00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:44,840 other mom to be hanging out by herself. I think then it takes the 702 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:50,440 pressure off of them too, you know. Yeah. So here's another thing 703 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,480 too, though about like when you've just done a bunch of stuff with your 704 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:57,199 kids, you ever get this and then like you get home and they're like, 705 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,360 oh, it's for dinner and you're like bet, just like there was 706 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:05,800 so you had so much time to go, like I'm hungry while I was 707 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,400 at a place where it would have been super convenient for me to get you 708 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:13,280 food. Now I'm home I'm done, go find something to eat, but 709 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,920 to make a sandwich? Like what now you're all looking at me. I'm 710 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:20,039 like, I just had a six hour day with you people exact you know, 711 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,159 go eat up a hot pocket, right, yes, I go eat 712 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:28,440 up a fucking hot pocket. Exactly what what happened? They're all self like 713 00:48:28,519 --> 00:48:34,639 reliant until it's like I'm hungry, okay, like like elb will do that 714 00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:37,280 too. What's for dinner? I'm like, bitch, you've just been door 715 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,639 dashing yourself food right all week because you didn't like what I was having. 716 00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:44,440 Well, how about now we're just out? I hate that. I hate 717 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,679 that, especially when they've been out. So that's the worst. There was 718 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,000 all kinds of eating ops you for the last six court in your distance? 719 00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:57,679 Right, Oh my god. Sadie will do this all the time. She'll 720 00:48:57,679 --> 00:49:00,199 go to like the mall with a friend and then come home and go it's 721 00:49:00,199 --> 00:49:02,480 for dinner. I'm like, there was a food court? Can I go? 722 00:49:02,599 --> 00:49:07,400 I don't slice of pizza? How you didn't plan ahead, you didn't 723 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,039 go like I it was and by the way, you just got home from 724 00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:14,400 them all. It's not like oh but then three hours past and now you're 725 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,639 hungry. It's like you were just there. You think like, ah, 726 00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:21,599 we're here, it's dinner time. Yeah, No, you're gonna come home 727 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:23,960 and go once for dinner. Now I've got to go out, Like I 728 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,079 don't understand that. I hate that. I hate that. Oh and the 729 00:49:29,159 --> 00:49:31,719 worst is when they're with another parent. The parent drops them off and they're 730 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:36,760 starving. Yes, like what the fuck? They hate them? What animal 731 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,440 did not feed you between the hours of five and eight? Now, Oh 732 00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:45,800 my god, that is my biggest pet peeve. I would I always feed 733 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,719 kids when they're with me if it's dinner time. I don't send a kid 734 00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:52,920 home at eight pm and I don't know they weren't hungry when they were at 735 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:59,039 me, Like offer them some order for condominos, do something. Oh my 736 00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:04,320 god. Zan last night was at this play rehearsal because he has this thing 737 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,960 tonight, and he came home and they were supposed to feed the kids, 738 00:50:08,119 --> 00:50:12,440 so he was there. This is a prime example. He was there from 739 00:50:12,519 --> 00:50:15,960 four to eight and they said they were feeding them dinner. So I made 740 00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:21,480 food because I'm a hero. I made you know how I've been making those 741 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:24,840 like crazy sandwiches. It's like a whole cashaw Like, I got to go 742 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,519 to Trader Joe's. I got to get the certain kind of bread. I 743 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:31,239 got to get the basil, I get the tomato. I do a whole 744 00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:36,079 thing olive oil and some vinegar and a little glaze and salt, pepper, 745 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:38,880 and it's a thing I make. I make these sandwiches. But I'm like, 746 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:45,519 Xander's good because you know he's getting fed dinner. I pick him up 747 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:49,440 at eight o'clock and he's like so hungry. I was like, wait, 748 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,360 what, you're hungry? Why are you hungry? Get mad all of a 749 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,039 sudden, even though I was thank god I had made some extra sandwiches. 750 00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:59,880 But the thing about the extra sandwiches was that I was hoping they were going 751 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,440 to be for lunch the next day. I wasn't planning on Xander needing to 752 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,760 eat one or two. I'm like, why are you hungry? I thought 753 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,280 they fed you dinner? And he goes, well, they ordered pizza, 754 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,519 but they didn't order enough, so everybody got to have one slice. And 755 00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:16,360 I was like, oh, okay, who right do I need? Do 756 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:22,760 you tell me who was in charge of this fucking catastrophe? Who brings in 757 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,960 food? You got my kids there for four hours. You gave him one 758 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:30,559 slice of pizza? Fuck that noise? How did you not like aren't you? 759 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:34,320 I know you're like me. I'm a Jew, but it's not just 760 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,960 being a jew. Order extra I would I never have ever under ordered? 761 00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:44,400 Have you ever under ordered in your life? No? Adam, does I 762 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:52,440 know one? Yeah? Got those slices? Small Mother's Day? Oh my 763 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,800 god? But yeah, god yeah. Well, let's save a little for 764 00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:01,519 us for our Friday show. Us say hot, let's think some of our 765 00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:08,280 fifty dollars. People like the Family Skeptical. It's it's the podcast that you 766 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:13,280 will love that talks about like after I just said, I'm Jewish. You 767 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,599 know, but you don't have to raise your kids with any religion. My 768 00:52:15,679 --> 00:52:17,800 kids are not being raised with religion. And you can listen to the Family 769 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:22,480 Skeptical. They only drop an episode every three weeks, so you're not gonna 770 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:28,760 get overwhelmed with content, So go subscribe. Also, Kelly, Womanfrida, 771 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,000 that's our Palm Springs bitch. Sure, yeah, you know what is not 772 00:52:32,119 --> 00:52:36,480 a tiring trip? Palm Springs. That's right, Mellow, You get a 773 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,039 hang by the pool and go to Wilman Freda and have a delicious but yeah, 774 00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:45,000 yeah, they you don't. You can't under order there because they bring 775 00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:47,599 you a big plate of food. That's true. That's true. Also Basic 776 00:52:47,639 --> 00:52:53,199 Becky just basic Becky dot com. Start getting your holiday T shirt, funny 777 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:58,440 t shirt, mugs, mouse pets. 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Hey, So, anyway, thanks everybody for listening. To follow 788 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:45,800 us on social media on our TikTok on our Facebook page, on our Instagram 789 00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:52,400 at fcol podcast. That's right on our Patreon with no ads. Our Patreon. 790 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:57,679 You can get Tuesday Tuesday five dollars. You can get no ads or 791 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,760 Friday, I mean ten dollars. You can get no ads both Tuesday and 792 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,280 Friday in your feed. All right, Thanks Caylin, Thanks, thanks to 793 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:12,599 everybody, your parent. Now, don't f it up. It's let Angel