1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:06,799 You're now tuning in the top of the news law the world's most entertaining podcast 2 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:18,640 showing the world for what hew a that game with them? I heard the 3 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:28,239 stam chopped on me, s nig chop on me, block. I understand 4 00:00:28,239 --> 00:00:31,559 why the nigga put me in the conversation. I wanted to take the goods, 5 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:36,719 but fliver the first base showing her wife and one time I fucking with 6 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:40,479 the cockade one. I'm gonna feel good and say, your nigga, that 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,079 made it, y y'all. We made it. We made it. I 8 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:57,840 got you, We made yes, sir, you heard it right. We'd 9 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:02,000 have made it back with another who cares segment of this show, and the 10 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:07,359 who cares segment of the show tonight is a liver. It's hilarious. It's 11 00:01:07,439 --> 00:01:14,480 hilarious, and it's much giving needed and that is funny, and that is 12 00:01:14,519 --> 00:01:17,480 funny. Listen, we gonna set it off like this right here. Who 13 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:23,920 cares that Kris Shawn Rob announced that she's taking a soul called break from social 14 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:30,200 media now and that's funny? Who cares? Who cares? Chris Shawn Rock 15 00:01:30,239 --> 00:01:34,920 talking about talking about I see y'all later? Right, we all know that 16 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:41,719 Kris Shawn Rock ain't taking no break from no social media. That's that little 17 00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:45,719 chick life. Now that's some money maker. Ain't no way who's gonna take 18 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:49,120 a break from getting to the money but a damn fool. Huh. Ain't 19 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,239 nobody taking a break from getting to the money, but a damn fool. 20 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,879 Cause we do know this one thing for show two things for certain, man, 21 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,519 ay, money ain't everything. But then again, like Jake said, 22 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:06,560 people who say that money ain't everything ain't got no the one and that is 23 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:10,639 funny. And number two, guess what man, money is next to oxygen? 24 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:15,159 You needed to leave? Yes you do, Yes you do. So 25 00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:22,400 who cares about Chris Sean Rye talking about she ain't finna be on social media? 26 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:30,479 Get a right? That's funny? And who cares that Kelly Clarkson got 27 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:36,240 a stunning new hair, dude and still banking out great episodes on her show, 28 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:40,639 The Kelly Clarkson Show. Who cares? Who cares about that? Well? 29 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:46,439 I care? Do y'all for a loop with that one? And yes 30 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,319 I do? I call man because hey, let me tell you something about 31 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:53,520 Kelly Clarson Man. Kelly Clarson Man, that might be a white girl huh. 32 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,759 But guess what that white girl right there, she put you in the 33 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,120 mind or she can blow with them vocals like oh Mariah Carey and guess what, 34 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:07,000 she is successful with her show, the Kelly Clarkson Show, and my 35 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:13,360 own right of being an entertainer. I do look up to her. So 36 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,599 who cares? We care? And who cares? And that ain't funny? 37 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:30,879 Who cares that Rererena? How the girl that shining Dyoni has actually joined the 38 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:36,280 club of changing her Hairdoude and now she has a new blond hair dude, 39 00:03:37,639 --> 00:03:40,400 And we know that re reain't changed her hair color some years from black women 40 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,680 who can? But guess what again over at top Anti News, love, 41 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:51,240 man, we care about that. You care about that. You know why 42 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,280 we care about that because here it is, you got two pioneers in the 43 00:03:54,319 --> 00:04:00,800 game, and they showing these women that you can actually be successful in the 44 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,039 world without showing all your eyes clyde everywhere and got you. You can got 45 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:11,439 your goodies hanging all out everywhere and just using sex to to to proceed and 46 00:04:11,479 --> 00:04:15,560 don't have no class and no style. Man. Huh yeah, man, 47 00:04:15,919 --> 00:04:19,439 yeah, man. So shout out to Kelly clarks and shot out to real 48 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:27,480 know, yeah, with the shots for that, lit the shot for that, 49 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,199 lit the shot for that. But listen, here's the kicker, here's 50 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:34,680 the kicker. Who cares that Kiki watch the chopped dollar hair off? Man? 51 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,199 Man, I'm serious, I'm serious. Who really cares about it? 52 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:44,439 And looking like looking like one of the cone heads? Man, Kiki? 53 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,120 That ain't sexy? Kiki watch that is not safe. Chopped all your hair 54 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,399 off? What you're supposed to be? Amoros? Now, no Amoros can 55 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:58,639 do that, and that's not funny. Hu who Amoros? Already let you 56 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,759 know that it's her about how did she do whatever the hell she wanted to 57 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:05,199 do with it? And y'all already know how she give it up and she 58 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,160 is the only one who can do that. And then you know, of 59 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:10,759 course you got you know, you know, you got Jada Pickens. But 60 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,680 like for a long time, like people didn't even know that she had all 61 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,199 a peciuntil she said something. We just thought it was a new hair doing. 62 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,439 And it looks good on it looks good on them. But I'm saying, 63 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:23,079 Kiki, watch, who cares that you chopped all your head off? 64 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,879 Baby girl? All your head off? That's what it looked like you did. 65 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,160 You chop all your hair and you go on viral for the wrong reason. 66 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:34,360 Who cares about that? But when we do care about it? How 67 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:38,680 you be jetting on the mic and you be doing your thing. Baby girl, 68 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,879 you don't look at shot for that. We're gonna give a round clock 69 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,959 up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But other than that, man, 70 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,079 we don't care about you chopping all your hair looking like a clone hair that 71 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:53,360 that shit looks citty, hey and listen, listen, who cares that? 72 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,759 Magan good? Right, she was spotted on the beach, right, and 73 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:02,000 she had all her little natural body part huh. And guess what she busts 74 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:09,000 back at all them little trolls talking about or or or she got a bbl 75 00:06:09,439 --> 00:06:17,040 and she quoted that I worked for that jimboodie. Who cares? Well again 76 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,040 over here top of the food taint entertable man, I care, I care 77 00:06:21,199 --> 00:06:26,360 because guess what it shows that it's just some natural women in the world. 78 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,120 How that ain't funny? Man, shout out to the natural women in the 79 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:34,959 world. Man, that got a real body part. I'm feeling that like 80 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,519 And just for just for the record, just so you can know, I'm 81 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,839 very much attracted to a natural woman. I love women with locks. I 82 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:49,360 love women with no fake eyelashes looking like little flaps that ain't funny that, 83 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:54,560 you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm attracted to women that that don't 84 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,399 act, you know, like wear all the fanging nails, and I mean, 85 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:59,120 of course you can throw on you know what I'm saying, something like 86 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,120 you know, some lip blo. You know what I'm saying, And you 87 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:03,600 know what I'm saying, throwing some smell good and stuff and that, you 88 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,040 know, and stuff like that. But I'm saying, like all the fake 89 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,560 weave and all that, I'm really got it to that man, all the 90 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,959 all the bb w's with the fake boobies and stuff. Senio Fortunes is not 91 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,079 attracted to that at all because for the simple fact, a lot of y'all 92 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:23,279 women be catfishing us. And when the men do get with you and you 93 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,639 take off your wig and your hair, you look like the whole other person 94 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,879 if you don't be the person that been inside the club or man in the 95 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,920 grocery store. You know, you know what I'm saying, or tide the 96 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,360 gym, you know what I'm saying or meant when we were just jogging and 97 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:36,879 walking like and that ain't funny. Man. So what I'm saying is, 98 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,519 man, we care about that over here on top of the food chain entertainment. 99 00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:44,800 Man, huh. But one thing we don't care about and I'm gonna 100 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:48,079 keep it one hundred Okay, don't get it miscon screwed. Who cares that 101 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:55,279 Tasha K the vlogger, she got some information leaked to her from the actual 102 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:59,839 goddamn or killing him and what he's going through locked double prig? Who cares 103 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:03,199 about that? Hey? Listen, man, this this job of being a 104 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:07,839 boss and being an entrepreneur and start any type of vlogging, any type of 105 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,199 journalism, any type of entertaining or you know what I'm saying. What I'm 106 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:16,920 saying, or a platform and you got to you know, come through with 107 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,360 that heat. Man. You got to do what you got to do. 108 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:22,079 Man, Something that cares that Tasa K did that? You know what I'm 109 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:26,040 saying? Who cares? Who cares if she got that information lead about R? 110 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,480 Kelly? Man? And who cares about R. Kelly and his laws? 111 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,399 Really don't nobody care about that, man? But again, Kelly is 112 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,559 is a g when it comes to music. So we got to give him 113 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:43,080 a little liquor shot and we got to run. Got you got you got 114 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,320 you got to do it. You got to do that. Hey, And 115 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:46,519 let me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something. Let 116 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:50,440 me clear this up, man, instead of saying for those that actually you 117 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,279 know what I'm saying, following me man, Okay, So I know and 118 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,320 understanding at the end of the day that the people that I do give the 119 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:01,519 world updates about. Okay, these are these are people that are you know, 120 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,320 they regular just like you know, people who ain't even made it to 121 00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:07,600 start them yet or who don't even want to be, you know, in 122 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:13,000 the spotlight. And they have feelings and they have emotions. So you know, 123 00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:16,840 I hand picked the stories that I bring forth and I give my own 124 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,399 spind you understand what I'm saying to this, to this entertaining just to entertain 125 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:26,240 you and to give you how you understand it or what's going on our fellow 126 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:28,279 human brothers and sisters on this earth. Man. And that ain't funny, 127 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:33,039 man, Okay. So I ain't gonna never give you no fetitious story. 128 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,360 I ain't gonna never you know, like be no defamation or no character you 129 00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:39,279 know what I'm saying with nobody. You know what I'm saying, ascribe to 130 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,200 you know, attack your kids or your family. I ain't gonna do that, 131 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,279 man, because it's too much stuff to actually you know what I'm saying, 132 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,639 like entertain about it in the world instead of hurting my fellow humans. 133 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:54,360 Man. And that ain't fling. That's just I see your fortune giving it 134 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,799 up. Man. So I'm saying, you know, man, like I 135 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:00,960 love yeah at the end of the day. But guess what I got to 136 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:05,039 give you this thrats huh? I got to give you this thraats. Man. 137 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,120 Hey, Britney Spears, baby girl, I see you? But who 138 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:18,360 cares? That? Saturday Night Live created a new parody about Britney Spears. 139 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:24,159 Hi, who cares about Julia Fox? How who cares? Man? About 140 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,000 the likes of a bunch of people? Man, I said, for a 141 00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:33,279 minute, man, I'm Britney Spears talking. It's pathetic and how it is 142 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:37,360 old for them. It can never be over Saturday Night Live. Man, 143 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:41,960 Hey, Saturday Night Live off the chaming Hey, Britain Spears, who cares? 144 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,879 Baby? Don't nobody care? Baby? Come on man like like like 145 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:50,879 like like that Saturday Night Live. You don't giving it up over there, 146 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,039 baby. Man. Who cares about these things? Man? Huh hey, 147 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,480 we don't care about them. But one thing we do care about over here 148 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,320 at top of the food chain er chaining, is we care about your well 149 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:05,120 being. We care about your health, and we care about you being to 150 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:09,120 know about what's really going on. Huh. So that's why see your Fortune 151 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,559 got to come and give you his tape. That's the thing that's going down 152 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:16,799 inside the world. Man. Right here on top Ben t Newslaw the Rutsmos 153 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:28,399 entertaining podcast show in the world much for what fell? What they got t 154 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:35,879 stand. Chop on me se a nigga wants something, hum, chop on 155 00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:41,600 me go block a block, block block wamp. I understand why the nigga 156 00:11:41,639 --> 00:11:43,080 put me get in the conversation. Huh huh. I want to take you, 157 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:46,919 bitch, but I put up with a far she blaze shoving her white 158 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,399 the only time with the cockage. One day, I'm gonna feel good and 159 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,879 say your nigga, that made it, yey'all, we made it, We 160 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,279 made it.