WEBVTT 1 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:45.560 I don't want to. Hey, welcome to Laura Kane after dark. Just 2 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:51.240 fondled Laura's booth. Oh my god in the biggest way. Why don't do 3 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:54.280 that? You're don't. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Like 4 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:59.240 two people, two women. I am spicy today. Oh my god, 5 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:04.560 you're bag of spicy chips. I'm scared something. He's off the wall to 6 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:08.920 parts of town totally. He's off the wall. He's I have a feeling 7 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:12.200 he's not listening. That just told you to punch me in the face. 8 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:19.400 That would get you. Bit. That was barely anything anything star it. 9 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:26.480 Okay, Happy Halloween month, everybody. As you noticed the backdrop, it's 10 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:30.799 so scary. Do you like it? I thought somebody got murdered. But 11 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:34.000 do you like it? Yes? I do. It is the Dollar Tree's 12 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:38.439 finest. Thank you very much. It's very cute. Thank You're going to 13 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:42.359 bring my own decorations. Well, look, the backdrop that I got I 14 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:44.879 thought was bigger than it was, and it was a little bit small. 15 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:49.319 But I may do a bigger one. You know what, This stays up. 16 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:56.439 It's lily covering only like that's why with the scary hands and the other 17 00:01:56.480 --> 00:02:00.519 scary hands. But this is my question. It's what It's only a second, 18 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:04.920 It's October's Halloween. Mon I'm with Laura on this one. Now it 19 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:10.520 should go up on like the twenty fifth down on. It's called spooky season, 20 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.439 and this was the perfect time to change the backdrop, because yes, 21 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:19.800 did you have a bad experience with Halloween? I hate Halloween? Why why? 22 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.280 I love scary movies? I just don't like Halloween? But why did 23 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:25.639 you have a bad experience with it? Even as a kid my parents could 24 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:30.840 barely get me into a Lisa. Do you not like to dress up? 25 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:37.360 You don't not? We're dressing up this year? Oh yes, we are, 26 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:38.960 Yes, we are. You did last year and you loved it. 27 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.560 We're talking about what I did. Yes, we only dressed What did I 28 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:50.159 dress up as? Oh? Right, well that barely took anything. Maybe 29 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:54.120 he could dress up as Keanu Reeves this year without somebody. Then then maybe 30 00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:58.840 he'll show up without the facial scars and demon possession. I looked just like 31 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:08.120 Chucky on whatever whatever. Oh hey Megan from Milestone Properties Instagram. Okay, 32 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:15.479 so happy Halloween month, everybody, thank you for joining us on Lori Kane 33 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:20.800 after Dark. If you're on Instagram or YouTube live High High High. I 34 00:03:20.919 --> 00:03:24.800 have a very embarrassing story to tell you. During my host channel, Eric 35 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:31.680 has some story about a demon and Marshalls God excited, and we have your 36 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:37.840 Double D News, we have Brian's wild Card. This is a packed show, 37 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.560 okay, Pa, you know what else? I don't want to pack 38 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:47.560 your I know, my they do look pretty big in this. Yeah that 39 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:52.680 I'm surprised you didn't put one of my eyes out already. My nymphs aren't 40 00:03:52.680 --> 00:04:00.120 out. I've seen better. Wow again, whoa, I shouldn't let him 41 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:04.199 let talk to me like that? What I'm his boss? Oh right, 42 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:09.159 yeah, officially should be talking like that at all if that's the case. 43 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:15.439 Hey, joyful, just about a badge. Thank you sweet you always do 44 00:04:15.519 --> 00:04:19.600 and it's the sweetest thing. And I also want to say to everybody who 45 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:25.399 filled out the survey online at Laura Kane after dark dot com, thank you 46 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:30.160 so thank you guys. Oh my gosh, there's so much good information. 47 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:33.600 We're having a little meeting after the show tonight. That's what Laura thinks. 48 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:38.720 Yeah, I gotta cut out. I know we are going over all the 49 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:46.040 information. It's good. Can so look here are all the people that filled 50 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:50.639 out the survey'd that's a lot. A ton of people filled it out. 51 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:58.720 Look one hundred dollar bill and the Laura Kane After Dark t shirt goes to 52 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:01.199 ready, do you want to pick it out? Or do you all pick 53 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:04.879 it here? Let me let me get it at all. They're just emails. 54 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:10.959 I don't know if you're full names. But if you hear your email 55 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:14.720 or all this el dull, let me get the full name. Well no, 56 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:16.399 I didn't ask for full names. I just asked for you know, 57 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:21.319 if you wanted to put an email. Some people didn't want to. I 58 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:26.000 said, if you want to put your emails. Some people are hesitant because 59 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:29.000 they don't like you know, they don't want it being sold or whatever, 60 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:33.160 which we wouldn't do. I did pick me fire away, okay, zoning 61 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:41.639 in, All right, I'm putting my so go ahead and pick our hundred 62 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:47.399 dollars cash winner and the T shirt winner. Thank you again for filling out 63 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:51.519 the surveys. Such good stuff. Can you read? That? Is that? 64 00:05:54.720 --> 00:06:03.560 S D? Christina s D? Chris Chris Stell at gmail dot com. 65 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:12.680 Shut up s D dot Chris tell at gmail dot com. You just 66 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:16.439 won one hundred dollars cash and a Lorikane after dark tea. I will email 67 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:21.279 you and get your address and send it out a sap. Thank you guys. 68 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:28.360 Again, I will deliver it in a speedo and a taintop. Promises, 69 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:31.600 promises, promises. But again, if you guys took the time to 70 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.240 fill that out, we really appreciate it. It was a lot of great 71 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:39.639 stuff. So thank you all you guys in here. Okay, so host 72 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:44.639 chat time. Wait, hold on, let me get my big surprise face 73 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:50.439 ready. That's something Okay, horrific happen? Well, I wouldn't say horrific, 74 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:57.279 but embarrassing. Yes, okay. So there's a show called on the 75 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:59.959 Air with Sally and Little Tommy. You've heard of It's okay, it was 76 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:04.759 side. So I was a guest. They tape on Wednesday and or a 77 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:12.279 record on Wednesday. And so I had on this dress, this tube dress 78 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:15.199 that was pleather. It was a really nice dress. It was brown, 79 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.519 it was very cute. Thank you from Amazon, Thank you very much. 80 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:21.800 And I was like, what shoes am I gonna wear with this? And 81 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:27.279 I found these shoes that I haven't worn in forever and I realized that they're 82 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:31.720 they're about eighteen or nineteen years old, these shoes, and I saw them 83 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:35.079 and I'm like, oh my god, this will go perfect with this outfit. 84 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:40.480 So anyway, I come walking into the studio it's called Loft one hundred 85 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:45.199 Studios. I honestly, and I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but 86 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:47.680 I kind of thought that I was hot. Shit. Well, we all, 87 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:53.480 we all know what happens, wouldn't exactly you're cold diarrhea, Yes, 88 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.839 exactly. So I walked in there, I was the only girl on the 89 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:00.480 show. Hey, those the rest of them were dudes. I had this 90 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:03.800 dress on, my shoes, my hair, I had my fake lashes. 91 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:07.240 I you know what, I thought, I had it going on. Huh. 92 00:08:07.839 --> 00:08:13.600 So the show starts? Do we have a drum roll? And oh 93 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:16.439 no, I don't even know if the show started yet, if or if 94 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:22.800 this was right before the show started that drum roll, But I were sitting 95 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.439 in our seats, so yeah, the show did start. Because we're at 96 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:31.039 the seats at the desk and I just happened to glance down and I look 97 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:39.600 and there's like it looks like a dirt all underneath my chair. And then 98 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:41.519 there was like a bar because it was like kind of like a bar stool, 99 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.600 like a metal bar, and there's black looks like tar all along the 100 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:52.279 bar store. I had my feet and I'm like, what did I is 101 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:56.519 this dog poop? Did I step in a big pilot tar? What the 102 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:00.440 hell happened? And so then like the crew members had to come like clean 103 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.080 it up secretly and real quick because it was getting everywhere. It was getting 104 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:07.240 absolutely everywhere I walked. So I'll let us show you the shoes. So 105 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:13.480 basically what happened. The shoes were so old that the soles sluffed off. 106 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:22.639 Okay, so here's how cute these shoes are. Now they're look, they're 107 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:24.919 super cute. They're via Spiga. Okay, I got them a long time 108 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:31.039 ago. And then boom, look what happened. The whole entire bottom fell 109 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:35.320 fluffed off onto the floor of Loft one hundred studios. And you know, 110 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.240 those shoes are in great condition. You can just go to a cobbler and 111 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:43.039 have them rest all the shoe. Yeah, do cobblers still exist? Are 112 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:48.159 they called cobblers? Yes? I don't know. I will do that, 113 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:52.799 but guess what. I had to take them off and put paper towels on 114 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:56.240 my feet to walk around the studio the rest of the time because everywhere I 115 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:03.320 walked there was like a black tar path that followed me. And then I 116 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:05.559 just go, you know what, this happens every single time I think I 117 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:11.000 am the ship. Oh, every single time something happens. That's very like. 118 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:15.200 All the other guests saw it, and they're just like they were kind 119 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:18.320 of confused, like what's going on? What's all that black stuff? Oh 120 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:20.600 my god? Oh my god. But it was really fun. It was. 121 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.679 It aired on Saturday. You can see it on YouTube. It's on 122 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:31.480 the air with Sully and Little Tommy and Steve Finley was on Former Padre he 123 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:35.480 is so handsome. And Phil Blower from Fox five News is on too. 124 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:41.080 He is a great guy. And then I don't remember the dude's name, 125 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.919 but he is the owner of Mary's Donuts in Lakeside, which is super famous. 126 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:48.080 Apparently. All right, oh, now we know conclusively that Laura is 127 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:54.000 not the ship I am. I'm so time and time and time again, 128 00:10:54.080 --> 00:11:00.879 Brian, this happens. God has proven to you so many times the random, 129 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:05.320 so many times that you are not the ship. I got right back 130 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:09.440 down to reality, back down to Earth. So anyway, my little girl. 131 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:13.399 That's my little lucky She doesn't just pop your boobs or something. Well, 132 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:18.799 that has happened to a friend of mine, and that that was not 133 00:11:18.840 --> 00:11:22.759 my fault. No, she ran into a bike rack and popped her boob 134 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:28.399 job. She popped one boob, so she only had one other boob. 135 00:11:28.879 --> 00:11:33.480 Lord. Anyway, that's beside the point. That was my host chat. 136 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:37.320 We have a lot going on, so I'm making it quick. Now tell 137 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:41.639 me about your host chat apparently has to do with some kind of horrible person. 138 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:45.440 Wait, real quick, let's hear from one of our sponsors, because 139 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:50.200 we have two left. Oh wait, let's talk about Megan. Didn't we 140 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:54.240 talk about Megan? No? No, she was on she she was Yeah, 141 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.039 she just jumped on Instagram. Talk about any of our sponsors. Well, 142 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.879 thank you for being a producer. Producer, Brian is so good. 143 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.360 Am I the only one that works around here? Now you're being such a 144 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:11.159 good producer, being just like Eric. Now, oh my god, both 145 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.679 of you, No, both of you. I don't want to hear it. 146 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:18.879 Okay. Megan Root is from Milestone Properties, that's your company. She's 147 00:12:18.919 --> 00:12:22.679 been in real estate since nineteen ninety four. She formed her own company in 148 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.600 two thousand and four, and that's Milestone Properties. She's a broker. She'll 149 00:12:26.639 --> 00:12:31.879 list your home, she'll sell your home, she will help finance your home. 150 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:37.480 Megan's listings come with concierge services like for example, she managed to uh 151 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:45.320 to organize a whole garage clean out for somebody who was moving, Like brokers 152 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:50.000 don't do that, and she does. Yep, She's so awesome. Also, 153 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:52.440 she has seen the housing market go up and down, up and down, 154 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.399 up and down. She's been in the business for almost thirty years, 155 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:01.399 so this market does not scare her at all, and so she knows how 156 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:05.919 to show her around it. She's fearless, she's super sweet, she knows 157 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:09.639 how to deal with this kind of thing. And she offers all homeowners of 158 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:15.279 free value analysis on their home. So here's how you get a hold of 159 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:20.039 Megan Root. You can call or text her at six one nine sixty five 160 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:24.480 four six nine eight zero or email her at Megan M. E. G. 161 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:31.360 A. N at Milestone PROPERTIESCA dot com. Milestone Properties helping California plant 162 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:35.519 roots for almost thirty years. 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I remember that he super cute and I was very nervous because I 181 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:20.120 was with all like the older people. No, I didn't and we even 182 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:22.159 like eight years ago. So she probably was allowed the show ankles back then. 183 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:26.639 Oh my god. Well my prom dress was pretty like high up, 184 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.840 pretty long. It wasn't very sexy. But he didn't even want her to 185 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:35.759 put out. He probably didn't, but she had an ankles. I didn't 186 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:37.480 put out in high school. I just didn't do that. Good, thank 187 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:41.440 you, Good for you. Yes, I waited till college and then I 188 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:48.080 really put out. But right now I'm not putting out at all, and 189 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:54.120 that needs to change. Yeah, I've probably forgotten how to anyway. Uh, 190 00:15:54.720 --> 00:16:00.840 let's hear about the demon. Oh my god, at marsh Now you 191 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:04.480 went to Marshal's. Apparently I did, so I got I got new bedding. 192 00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:08.159 Oh and so I was looking for a throw and I had looked everywhere 193 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:12.360 and they were also seasonal that I was like, oh, this is just 194 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:19.200 they were all the wrong color and and so I finally found one at Marshall's 195 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:25.799 that I liked, and so I get to the front and it was like 196 00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:27.840 the day before Christmas. The line was so long, and I was like, 197 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:32.279 well, I'm not putting this thing back, I'm gonna wait it out. 198 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:36.519 Was in line for about twenty minutes. And you know how at the 199 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:40.519 Marshall's emission value you go and it's almost like an L shape when you get 200 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:45.919 to the register. Yes, so I was about four people back from getting 201 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:48.200 up to the register, and the line went all the way around to where 202 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:53.600 the end of the line was right just pass where I was standing on the 203 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:56.679 one side. This makes no sense to me because this happens at TJ Max 204 00:16:56.720 --> 00:17:02.960 too. Yeah, and they have like eight registers and eight people on the 205 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:07.799 registers. Why is the line so damn there? No, yes, oh 206 00:17:07.880 --> 00:17:11.799 no, wait a minute, it was. It was so long. So 207 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:15.480 this woman comes up, Yeah, it gets to the end of the line 208 00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:21.200 and she's got a cart that is just overflowing with stuff. Wow. And 209 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:25.400 then she goes, oh no, oh no, I can't be in this 210 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:29.359 line. I can't be in this line. Oh no, and I mean 211 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:33.640 she is laying it on thick, like if they sold oscars at Marshall's, 212 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:37.400 I would have just gone. And she was laying it on so thick to 213 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:40.839 the point where she was drawing a lot of attention to herself. And one 214 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:44.240 of the employees came from the register and went up to her and said, 215 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:47.359 ma'am, is everything okay? And she's like, oh, my son, 216 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:49.960 my son, he's up at the at the register. I need to be 217 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:52.680 up there with him, like I have to buy all this stuff and he's 218 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:56.319 got to help me and blah blah blah blah blah. And she's like, 219 00:17:56.519 --> 00:17:57.640 she's like, so you need to let me up, and the girl goes, 220 00:17:57.640 --> 00:18:00.519 well, I'm sorry, I can't. You're gonna have to wait in 221 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:04.480 line. And then she kicked it into high gear. Well she was like, 222 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:08.119 oh no, like on the verge of crying. She's like, do 223 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:11.559 you see how much stuff I have to buy? And my son, my 224 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:17.400 son's up there, and she's like, oh, and I The woman in 225 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:19.519 front of me turns and looks at me and rolls her eyes, and I 226 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:23.839 go, if they let her cut the line, I'm gonna take my stuff 227 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:26.160 and I'm going to cut the line, and I'm just gonna say I'm with 228 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:29.559 her, and she goes, I'll give you fifty bucks if you do it. 229 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:33.559 Oh my god. I was like, get done. Challenge accepted. 230 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:40.960 Oh my god, Oh my god. The woman literally goes from being frantic 231 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:45.119 and frail and on the verge of tears too, giving us all the most 232 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:48.319 shit eating grin, like f you. The only thing she didn't do was 233 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:52.640 turn around and flip everybody in line off. She had that smile like the 234 00:18:52.759 --> 00:18:57.079 cat that ate the canary. She's just trotting alot with her cart behind the 235 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.680 employee, and she gets to the end where you can just kind of walk 236 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:07.200 through to the registers, and you know, because she took her around like 237 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:11.759 the side, and all of a sudden, the voice of an angel from 238 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:15.119 register one one of the older ladies that works there, who has been there 239 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:19.880 for twenty years checking someone out. Doesn't even look up, and she goes, 240 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:26.079 what's going on over here? And and the girl goes, well, 241 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.799 her son is up at the front, and she just shakes her head no, 242 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:33.720 and she's like, and she needs to get up there, and she's 243 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:37.440 like, nope, she can wait in line, just like everybody else. 244 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.960 Was she any best friend? That one? Oh, I wanted to just 245 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:47.839 build a shrine tower right in the aisle. So then Grandma kicks it into 246 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:51.759 high gear and she's like, do you know who I am? Oh? 247 00:19:51.799 --> 00:19:56.160 No way? And I'm like a bitch, please? Who is she? 248 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:02.440 Nobody? Just an impatient? Was she expecting Karen that didn't want to wait 249 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:06.079 in line? You know who I am? So the woman goes, I 250 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:10.119 don't care who you are. You can wait in line just like all these 251 00:20:10.160 --> 00:20:15.000 people are. And she goes, she goes, and if you don't like 252 00:20:15.119 --> 00:20:21.000 it, you can leave your cart right here. Oh oh my god. 253 00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:26.079 So the the woman with the cart goes, all of a sudden, this 254 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:27.960 sweet lady that just needs to get up front to be with her son, 255 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:33.799 goes, don't you tell me what a do? Your bitch? Wow? 256 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:37.880 And I was like, game on, where's that bag of popcorn that's next 257 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:41.200 to like the Jessica Simpson socks and the poop bags and everything. I was 258 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:48.680 going to just start like so she nothing fases this woman at the register and 259 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:52.359 she goes, if you don't like it, you can, like I said, 260 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:56.440 leave your cart here and you can exit the store. So she's got 261 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:59.319 some stuff draped over her arms. She goes and piles it all on the 262 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:03.519 cart and starts swearing at her in Spanish, like calling her every name in 263 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:08.559 the book. She shoves the cart into the wall, walks back around, 264 00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:17.480 and starts like maneuvering through the line in the back to her son, who 265 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:21.279 is so it's me, and then a woman and her kid, and then 266 00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:25.720 a guy and a girl. And it turns out that was her son, 267 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:27.920 and I don't know his girlfriend or a wife or whatever her son too, 268 00:21:29.160 --> 00:21:32.359 so as a second, nope, it was she was lying the whole time 269 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:36.960 she was in line, and she was saying that he was at the register 270 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:40.839 and to get up there, and she kept saying like, she kept saying 271 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.319 that bitch, doesn't she see how much I'm gonna spend I'm not waiting in 272 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:48.799 this line, and so she's saying it super loud. So the lady at 273 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:52.079 the casherjister goes calls somebody and she goes, I want all this stuff put 274 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:56.559 away now, and she's like, don't. So she's in the line yelling 275 00:21:57.079 --> 00:22:00.400 don't you touch my shit. I'm ying that, like, don't touch it, 276 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:03.160 and she's like, so you just want me to be a warehouse. 277 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:07.960 You want me to just hold it for you. It was hilarious. And 278 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.599 then I was like, she's like, sorry, you didn't get the fifty 279 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:11.680 bucks. I was like saying, did you go? Did you do it? 280 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:18.279 Or scary because they didn't let her up? Okay, So but the 281 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:21.720 whoever it was, the girlfriend or the daughter in law looked like she wanted 282 00:22:21.720 --> 00:22:25.319 to dig a hole and climb into the hole and pull the hole in after 283 00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:27.519 I want to know who this woman is, Oh my god, claiming do 284 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:32.000 you know who I am? Oh? It was she was nobody. She 285 00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:36.599 was nobody that would be like me pulling that shit, like do you know 286 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:40.880 who I am? Like it's almost stupid, like you're no one? Like 287 00:22:40.920 --> 00:22:47.519 it was it. But that woman that worked there, her reaction was priceless, 288 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:52.160 like nothing. She literally is your soul mate. Oh she's your sister 289 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:56.480 from another matter. I was like, oh my gosh, I know. 290 00:22:56.920 --> 00:23:00.960 It was hilarious, and everybody in line was just looking at I mean, 291 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:04.160 the poor son. I felt bad for him because everybody was looking at him 292 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:10.279 like what an ale? Oh my god, he didn't do anything, you 293 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:15.400 know, but oh it was she she she slammed her card against the wall, 294 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.039 and then she took off and left the store. No, she went 295 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:26.519 got into line, o her son. Oh so she just she she was 296 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:30.119 lying because she didn't want to wait in line. Okay, the story clearly 297 00:23:30.119 --> 00:23:33.160 went over Laura's head a little bit. Yes, But the best part was 298 00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:36.279 is that when she got out of line, thinking that she was going to 299 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:41.400 pull a fast one on everybody, the line kept getting longer and longer. 300 00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:45.039 And so when the lady was like, you could go wait in line like 301 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.960 everybody else, when she saw long the line, that's when she kicked it 302 00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:52.799 up in the high gear because now the line was ten times as long as 303 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:57.799 it was. So you aren't aware who which cash cashier she got because you 304 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.799 were gone by then. Yeah, I was on by that. I wonder 305 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:03.119 if she got that woman, Oh my god, I would have died. 306 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:07.680 I would have literally just stood next to the register. Just It always amazes 307 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:12.279 me when people have like a big giant pile of stuff, like how much 308 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:15.200 money are you going to spend? You're at least going to spend five hundred 309 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:18.799 dollars, That's exactly what I said. I was like, She's like, 310 00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:21.279 do you know how much money I plan on spending in here and I was 311 00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:25.640 like, everything in that car probably totals five hundred dollars. That's exactly what 312 00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:29.440 I thought was. Yeah, yeah, it was so funny. So thank 313 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:33.160 you lady at Marshall's First. It's too badge you didn't get her name. 314 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:37.759 We would give her a big shout out because she's awesome. She was hilarious. 315 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:41.240 You know what time it is? What time is it? It's time 316 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:48.000 for Eric's double d. Let's play in the music because it's fun and accused 317 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:56.359 the bit. Please stop, Laura, it's a little depressing. Oh my 318 00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:02.119 god, what is depressing? Hurts my ears? Are you singing? Oh? 319 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:06.599 She's a beautiful so you know what you just Oh my god, I 320 00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:11.359 remember Stein mart you just yeah, I'm sorry. The Spice Girls turned you 321 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.799 turned you away in the nineties. But you are gonna get it because I'm 322 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:23.440 going to sing, I'm gonna who is that? Yes? Oh Leo the 323 00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:26.960 Mission Valley story. He used to work at Stein Martin. The lady tried 324 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:30.440 to repair return a pair of jeans that were completely worn out, and he 325 00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:33.480 said no, and she got mad, pulled up her dress and pete on 326 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:38.759 the floor. Holy Nike. Now wait, wait, wait, what did 327 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:44.160 you say, holy what schnikes? The hell you've never got? You don't 328 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:49.519 know Chris Farley? Yeah, hilarious, Yes, firewife, it was the 329 00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:55.799 Mission Valley Store. Holy shit, no, worse. No, it's cute. 330 00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:59.680 It's a tribute to Chris Farley, who was amazing. Yeah, but 331 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:03.599 it's probably we got long a long long time, a long time. All 332 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:08.279 right, play the music again because we got sidetrack. There we go, 333 00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:17.440 You're all way. People are Oh my god, Leo, So have you 334 00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:22.920 guys seen on Instagram the video footage of YouTube performing at the New Sphere in 335 00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:30.200 Vegas. No, but my god, that place is I can't wait to 336 00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:33.599 go. That's expensive though. The tickets, oh are they They're like the 337 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:37.920 cheap ones are five bucks? Oh really yeah, the good ones are fifteen. 338 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:42.880 Wow. It looks so amazing, incredible. I just saw the Sphere. 339 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.599 I think it was a New Year's Eve. What are we doing? 340 00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:52.079 No? Fourth of July? It was fourth of July and they had it. 341 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:55.319 I saw it on TV. So do you sit in the Sphere. 342 00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:57.680 Yeah, it's a it's a concert venue. Wow, And so do the 343 00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:03.319 A and the lights are all lights are inside and outside outside screen there's like 344 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:11.920 something like a million or three million baseball side sized lights, Like, well, 345 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:15.720 it's a little more. It's the largest and highest resolution screens. Yeah. 346 00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:18.640 I guess how much it cost to avert advertise on the outside of it 347 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:26.680 per day, per day a million dollars one hundred thousand dollars six hundred fifty 348 00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:33.880 thousand per Oh my god, let's advertise. Wow. So the video footage 349 00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:41.599 was incredible, and they said that somebody was at the YouTube concert and said 350 00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:45.440 that if you're down front, all the seats are good, but if you're 351 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:48.519 in the middle, it's hard to see the top, which is obvious. 352 00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:52.079 Okay, but on the outside they showed the dome and it was just a 353 00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:56.519 bunch of like bouncing basketballs and stuff, and then it was like a a 354 00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.880 car speeding down a freeway or something. It looks really cool. So they 355 00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:06.480 have a residency. Yeah, it's a venue last building, right, but 356 00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:10.519 you too. I mean, therefore, I don't know how long they're there 357 00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:11.880 for. No, but have you ever seen them live? They're incredible, 358 00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:15.400 like five times. Yeah. I don't think it's a residency. I think 359 00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:18.440 it's just part of their tour. Yeah, okay, a couple dates, 360 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.000 I think, But yeah, it was awesome. So you know who black 361 00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:26.519 China is, right? Yes, So she is selling clothes, purses, 362 00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:30.160 and shoes just to get by. Now. I thought she was making something 363 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:34.319 like three hundred thousand dollars a month on only fans. Yeah, but didn't 364 00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:38.440 she change her whole Russian? Yeah? So, and then I know she 365 00:28:38.519 --> 00:28:41.680 had her name. Yeah, and then she took her boobs out or something 366 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:48.279 and toned down her makeup or hair or whatever. Yeah, girl, I 367 00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:52.160 know, girl, I do the same thing. Okay, I'm feeling her. 368 00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.039 Laura, Stop, Why am I saying like all these old terms that 369 00:28:56.079 --> 00:29:00.400 are making you cringe? Yeah, basically it's not even the terms, that's 370 00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:07.359 just the way you're talking, like, it's very cringe e. I'm talking 371 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:10.920 the way that I talk. This is my personality. I hope not why 372 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:15.440 or not, I hope not be more respectful. Oh my god, I 373 00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:19.720 hate it when mommy and daddy fight. No, you mean son and mother 374 00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:25.960 fighting. Yeah, but I don't went through her rebellious stage. I guess 375 00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:29.200 who I talked to you today? Oh my god? Oh no, your 376 00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.200 mother? And yeah, and you said you had nothing but nice things to 377 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:37.960 tell her. Oh. Now she's now, she's not gonna I did. 378 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.799 I said, we sure love your son, and then she was really sweet 379 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.000 back. But you know what, tonight it's on. I'm going to say, 380 00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:48.119 here's the truth, here's the real truth. I'm going to tell you 381 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:52.920 her all the bad words you say, all the things you've admitted admitted. 382 00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:55.799 Well, I don't know. She can watch the she can watch the show. 383 00:29:55.839 --> 00:30:00.119 You'll make something up. Okay, Oh my all right? What else? 384 00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:07.400 So I am I the only one? I'll do this? Am I 385 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:11.160 the only one that's excited to see the Taylor Swift eras? Yes? I 386 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:15.319 am? Okay? Can we go? Yes? Okay? I I really 387 00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.440 want to see it. You're always going to go see the movie version of 388 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:22.279 a tour? Yeah, because we didn't get Yes, Yes, I'll go 389 00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.759 see that with you. For all the Swifties bought up all the tickets. 390 00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:27.400 I will do that with you. Okay, October thirteenth, right, Yeah, 391 00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:32.000 I want to see it. The Exorcist was supposed to come out that 392 00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:34.599 same week it was, and then they got scared of Taylor Swift. But 393 00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:37.119 I was going to talk about this, but I'll bring it up now. 394 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.799 It has not been screened for critics. The Exorcists, Yes, The Exorcist 395 00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:48.880 Believer, and so I that's like a death knoll. If it hasn't been 396 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.799 screened for critics, that means that. So I did a little research and 397 00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:57.000 they did a test screening in New York. They went through three of them, 398 00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:03.400 and there there wasn't one good review of the film with the test the 399 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:08.680 three test screating audiences. So then they tested it in Vegas and the same 400 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:14.400 thing happened. But you know what, it'll do well because Halloween. Yeah 401 00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:18.319 it, But there's some big contenders for Halloween this year, like saw, 402 00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.440 Oh my god, Five Nights at Freddie's coming out right at Halloween. That's 403 00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:25.920 gonna be no desire to see that. What is it? Five Nights at 404 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:29.960 Freddie's? Is that Freddy Krueger's. It's some stupid animated puppets. It's not 405 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.599 animate, it's live action. It's about it's essentially if Chuck e Cheese, 406 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:37.680 if the animatronics in it were possessed and killed people at night. Oh, 407 00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.480 that sounds fun. It's based off of a really popular franchise. It's gonna 408 00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:44.839 make like a ba chillion dollars really, and it's gonna make a lot of 409 00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:48.359 money. Wow. Yeah, what's that. What is that movie where they 410 00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:52.799 it's like the hand and they're holding the hand. Talk to me. Did 411 00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.799 you see them? No? I was waiting for you. Yeah I heard 412 00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:57.440 it was really good. Is it still in theaters? No? Actually, 413 00:31:57.799 --> 00:32:00.640 wonder so we can watch it on Netflix? All right? What are we 414 00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:04.079 going to have our next date night or a family night? Oh, it'll 415 00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:12.359 be soon. Okay, let's go see. Oh yeah, what's really good 416 00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:15.359 reviews? Yeah? I only saw hat like half the first one. Oh, 417 00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:19.400 Brian, it's just gonna be me and Brian sitting in a theater while 418 00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:22.799 you're in the lobby sitting on your phone. It really doesn't matter totally. 419 00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:27.640 I'll be in the bathroom over there. Stop it keep going? It does 420 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:30.880 your segment? Pay attention. Beyonce also has a tour filming coming out. 421 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:36.599 A tour film coming out for the Renaissance. Oh I saw that preview on 422 00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:40.279 Instagram. Yeah, yesterday. It looks so good. Yes, Oh my 423 00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.839 god, I have something about that. The tours, the two tours against 424 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:49.960 each other, the Renaissance Tour and Airis Tour. Do you want me to 425 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:53.559 give you some stats? Sure? Okay, So here's how the numbers come 426 00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:58.400 out. How do they stack up the two tours. Total number of tour 427 00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:04.480 dates Renaissance has fifty six, Aristore one forty. Oh my god. Average 428 00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:08.559 showtime Renaissance two hours and thirty nine twenty nine minutes, and airis three hours 429 00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:13.799 and twenty three minutes. That is such a long content that sounds miserable. 430 00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:20.880 That's so long. It's Taylor Swift and she's forgot almost four hours many hits. 431 00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:22.519 Yeah, but imagine this. Okay, you gotta be a concert venue 432 00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:25.000 at least like an hour or two early you get your seat, So all 433 00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:29.240 in all you're looking at like the five hours and then another hour to get 434 00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.200 out of there. It's an event. It is a just for firewife. 435 00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:37.960 Yes we're on anyway. Average number of songs performed Renaissance thirty five, Aris 436 00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:45.079 forty six songs she performs. Costume changes per show Renaissance Beyonce has nine, 437 00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:50.119 that's it, Taylor has sixteen. Wow. But number of outfits worn so 438 00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:55.240 far Beyonce has had one hundred plus and then Taylor has had forty four. 439 00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:01.200 Oh wow, longest ovation Renaissance. They're really aren't that many. Only when 440 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:05.960 Beyonce's daughter is up there dancing, because you know how she's on tour with 441 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:10.199 her and it's so cute. She gets a big standing. But the Airs 442 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:15.840 tour, she got an eight minute standing ovation after she did the song Champagne 443 00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:20.599 Problem. That is cool, but that is the most boring eight minutes ever. 444 00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:23.280 I hate ovations. They're the worst. Like it's like, after like 445 00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:25.239 the first like minute, you're like, okay, let's move on, and 446 00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:30.280 it happens uther eight minutes and you're like, okay, Like how do you 447 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:34.280 feel about? Like because I went to see cold Play. I got Coldplay 448 00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:37.079 tickets at the Luleave half an hour no I went, I came. I 449 00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:44.320 went from start to finish. Which album it's the Tour of the Spheres. 450 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.480 It was called Haven't been Good in a While? Oh I Love You, 451 00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:55.880 Stop your shut your mouth. Coldplay was amazing, yes, of course. 452 00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:05.519 And Chris Martin is the coolest guy. He's totally into like conservation and everything 453 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:14.000 was recycled and and things were generated power generated by us uh tapping the floor. 454 00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:16.400 I mean all these like crazy things like I don't know, but well, 455 00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:19.880 they had all this information in the beginning. I was like, I 456 00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:23.519 really respect them for that, okay, And I'm not you. I bought 457 00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:28.880 a hat and a T shirt. Well, yeah, no, no, 458 00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:32.480 no, what number of surprise guests Beyonce I said fifteen and Taylor said five. 459 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:38.000 Wow. Anyway, that's was that boring? No? Okay? Anyway, 460 00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:42.440 continue, So last week I talked about Brittany with her prop knives, 461 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.639 right, they turned out to be prop knives that were yes maybe but yes 462 00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:52.599 maybe, So she said yes, she says, So she gave a shout 463 00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:55.039 out to this place that she says she got the knives at, which was 464 00:35:55.079 --> 00:36:00.440 called hand Prop Room in Los Angeles. They were about ready to go under 465 00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:06.360 due to the writer's strike and no business coming in. So she's single handedly 466 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:12.800 by giving them a shout out, doubled their business. They've been so busy, 467 00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:16.280 so they're pumping her music in the store NonStop, you know. So 468 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:20.159 that was good, But then the cop showed up at her house to do 469 00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:24.000 a welfare check because of all this, and now she's pissed. So now 470 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:29.960 she's letting the mom have it because the mom is here in LA watching the 471 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:35.920 other daughter, Jamie Lynn, on Dancing with the Stars. So when they 472 00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:39.320 asked the mom something, because I thought they were kind of on the road 473 00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:45.039 to healing, Brittany let her have it because the mom's like, I don't 474 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:51.440 know, I'm not saying anything. So poor Brittany, just somebody please love 475 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:53.480 her, Like, you know what, if she came and lived with me 476 00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:58.320 for a month, I would set her straight. Let's here. Yeah, 477 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.119 no, no, yeah. Can you imagine the two bus together, come 478 00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:05.719 downstairs one day and she's in her underwear dancing with knives, and then I'll 479 00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.599 join her. Probably I'd be like, oh my god, like all crazy 480 00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:15.199 like your bras and underwearing like big hype boots and yeah, I don't she's 481 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:20.159 I don't think she's crazy. But there's also she's not okay though, Yeah, 482 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.400 I'm worried between. I don't know if she should be on like a 483 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:28.960 conservatorship or anything. Still, but she's definitely not Jody totally fine. Yeah 484 00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:32.480 she's not. Yeah that I think everybody can agree upon that. Yeah, 485 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:40.320 and I have two more things. Okay. Now he's not a celebrity, 486 00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.519 but well I guess maybe he might be. A lock of George Washington's hair 487 00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:51.079 is up for sale for forty five thousand dollars. Just a lock of hair. 488 00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.599 I'd buy that his hair or that wig thing. No, just a 489 00:37:53.719 --> 00:38:00.079 lock of hair. Wow, that is really so I'm gonna go get some 490 00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.320 scissors. Why, I'm going to cut a piece of your hair and try 491 00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:06.480 and sell it on eBay. Okay, let's see how much it goes for 492 00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:10.519 it, like negative ten bucks? Like zero dollars, pay ten bucks and 493 00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:19.360 shipping. And then have you seen the previews on Instagram for the Kardashians on 494 00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:25.639 Hulu. No, I'm I couldn't care less, but it's all over the 495 00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:29.639 news. So I've got I just get too jealous. I get too jealous 496 00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:34.760 of their jealous of the decadent lifestyle and how rich they are. They're miserable 497 00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.159 all the time. Yeah, they look like the most unhappy. They're miserable. 498 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:40.320 So well, Courtney and what's it, Travis are nice? Well, 499 00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:47.119 no, Courtney and Kim are in it. And she's like, Courtney said 500 00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.440 to Kim, you've never been happy for me. And it turns out Travis 501 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.599 Barker wrote a book like a memoir, Yeah, and said he had always 502 00:38:55.639 --> 00:39:00.519 had the hots for Kim. Oh wait, when did you did your copy 503 00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:07.800 years ago before he married Courtney. Oh, so now it's on. So 504 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.559 she's like, I hate you, your witch. They'll be best friends by 505 00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.800 the end of the show totally. It's probably all scripted. Yeah. And 506 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.840 then Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Vogue magazine. It's actually kind of 507 00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:25.000 a cool like photograph. Where has she been, Well, she's trying to 508 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:30.840 find herself as a person. Okay, she's been in transition. She's still 509 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:34.920 understanding who she is at forty eight. She adds, quote, I feel 510 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:37.199 a bit down these days. I don't feel like I've been myself for a 511 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.400 decade in a way which I don't want to get into. As part of 512 00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:45.039 her transition, she started taking fewer film roles and seven years ago and only 513 00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:50.800 takes jobs that don't we require long shoots. She's putting a lot of time 514 00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:54.400 and effort these days into her new fashion house, a Telier Jolie. She 515 00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:58.199 says, quote, it's been therapeutic for me to work in a creative space 516 00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:02.039 with people you trust and two rediscover yourself. Does she look just as beautiful 517 00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:06.719 as ever? Yeah? Wow, I find her she's as hot as everyone 518 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:10.400 says. I think that face is something that would stop a ship, like, 519 00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:15.079 she is so beautiful. She is so beautiful, just very skinny, 520 00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:20.519 Yeah, she's just very thin, but she is so pretty. All right, 521 00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:23.199 Brian, who is the most beautiful woman on the planet besides Laura, 522 00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:30.320 beside your girlfriend whatever, besides Laura celebrity wise and he besides me? Uh, 523 00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:35.440 give me ten seconds. Why because you have to google a name. 524 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.000 You can't just do it off the top of your head. What are you 525 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.880 doing? I have a saying hello? Oh, okay, okay, Audrey. 526 00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:47.840 Oh yeah, she's beautiful, gorgeous. Yeah. Up until she died, 527 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:51.320 she was beautiful. She was still Yeah, she still looked pretty good 528 00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:54.280 for age. But I respect that. I don't think Angelia and Julia is. 529 00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:58.840 She's not unattractive. I don't think she's that gorgeous or anything. Everybody 530 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:04.199 wants those lips. Those are real lips. She doesn't not plump those things 531 00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:09.880 at all anyway. Anything else. No, Okay, you know what is 532 00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:17.760 happening right now? What Brian's wild card here? From Jay Wartzler. Yes, 533 00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:22.119 we do Jesus Christ two times an episode ago. Seem you know what 534 00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:28.000 you know what I'm doing right now? Sucking. I'm testing you. I'm 535 00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:30.960 testing you. We're gonna have a longer meeting because now it's my meeting. 536 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.880 Oh no, it's not. Oh boy, Yes, let's talk about our 537 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:38.320 wonderful Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth, Inc. Hi, Jay, are you 538 00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:44.079 ready to take control of your financial future? Look no further than Jay Wartzler. 539 00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:49.239 You're trusted and our favorite certified financial planner. Life is full of financial 540 00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.679 decisions and with thirty plush years of experience and a dedication to your financial well 541 00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:58.480 being, Jay is your partner in achieving your financial goals. 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So I'm like, 558 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.559 okay, are you just reciting the American Pie plot back to us? No, 559 00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:31.400 this actually happened. So it was during I think lunch at high school. 560 00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:35.880 We went in the back seat of I think it was Brian's car, 561 00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.039 and first I kissed Brian and then I kissed Aaron, and then I had 562 00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:43.599 to tell them who was the better kisser and we called it the competition. 563 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:46.880 Is that? So still who was the better kisser? Aaron? So, 564 00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:51.840 Aaron you want I'm sorry I had to tell that, but I a is 565 00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:57.239 a great guy. Is Laura still single? I mean, is Aaron still 566 00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.920 single? Oh? No, no, no, oh no, he's married, 567 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:04.599 he's got a family, he's got grandkids, He's I thought Aaron was 568 00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:08.480 a girl. No, Aaron should A A R O N A A arn. 569 00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.880 How does it? How does that go? An iron An? There 570 00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:17.079 we go. Okay, Brian, bring it on, Okay, what's up. 571 00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:23.440 A couple A couple of weeks ago, I I was collecting some well, 572 00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:25.880 I was, I like old stuff, like analog tech from the nineties. 573 00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.360 So I was collecting some old cassette tapes from like but the film Real 574 00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:35.760 Style one. So they're like old recorded tapes, and so I got a 575 00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:37.880 cup. There's this lady of cell in the couple on eBay, so I 576 00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:44.000 ordered them and she said they were from a pilot from a parent normal show 577 00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:46.760 that never got aired, and they I guess it never got it got closeted 578 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:51.400 because the guy who was producing it and was kind of the for the front 579 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:53.760 runner of the show was pissed because the producer the production studio was trying to 580 00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.960 like make it scarier than it was. So these are the old clips from 581 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:00.400 their you know, investigation. But they're as far as I can tell, 582 00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:04.679 they're pretty legit. So I actually sent to have them digitized. Talk about 583 00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:08.440 two weeks. So I'm going to replay the recording one second. Oh my 584 00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:15.639 gosh, So this is a recording now they're not one hundred percent genuine. 585 00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:17.880 These have been slightly altered to be a little scarier. But there's stuff in 586 00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:22.920 here that's real. Okay, I don't just don't know what's what. So 587 00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:28.639 these are like ghosts maybe speaking or it's a minute forty so I've listened to 588 00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:32.920 it and it's it sounds different. Is this from a house? Yeah, 589 00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:36.639 okay, so it's from what it sounds like. It's a guy that goes 590 00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:40.079 into a house, but he just has an open mic running and he only 591 00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:45.119 stays in the house for about a minute forty the last ten ish seconds. 592 00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:46.440 I don't know how true, how real they are, but there are parts 593 00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:51.480 of this they're definitely very real. So hard to say what's real and what's 594 00:45:51.519 --> 00:45:53.679 not. So let me it's a minute forty. I'll just play it. 595 00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:57.920 It comes from an analog tape, but it doesn't sound like it's an analog 596 00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:00.000 tape, even though it kind of does. It's weird. You'll see, 597 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:04.360 all right, that might make it sound cooler, it's more scary. Okay, 598 00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:19.519 one second's not playing. That's okay, wait, oh wait, it's 599 00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:24.159 playing. There's not in our headphones. Yes it is. Oh, I 600 00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:30.039 can't hear it. I can't. That's okay, we'll edit all this out. 601 00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.039 No, we won't. We won't. Now it's okay, here we 602 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:53.079 go. It's okay, right, here we go. Okay. M m 603 00:46:55.119 --> 00:48:04.239 m m m h h h h. The sounds terrifying. This is creepy 604 00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:22.079 O. So okay, the last fifteen seconds I'm pretty sure and not genuine. 605 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:25.719 I mean maybe they're parts of it. But when because the people on 606 00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.440 Instagram couldn't hear it, but it was like somebody, you should guys check 607 00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:31.159 it out on YouTube. Yeah, definitely, Yeah, I should have told 608 00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:35.960 you guys to hop over to YouTube. But he so, he walks in 609 00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:39.199 the house. You can hear him walking on the floorboards, opening up some 610 00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:43.280 more doors. It sounds like you hear some things in different parts of the 611 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:46.400 house. And then he starts doors hyperventilating a little bit. Yeah, because 612 00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:49.320 I think some of the doors are closing on their own, is what I'm 613 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:52.079 guessing. And then the window breaks or something. Yeah, and who screamed 614 00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:55.760 the woman there was? I guess? Yeah. Well, after the grand 615 00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.559 I think it's a grandfather clock or some sort of chime goes off, and 616 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.719 then he starts freaking out. And then starts. I think running back and 617 00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:05.079 the doors locked or something. I don't know. There's a lot of different 618 00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:07.559 there's a lot in there, but well, I'm pretty sure last fifteen seconds 619 00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.920 are outlandish, but I don't know. It's interesting. And this was from 620 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:14.840 a show that was shelved. I have no idea what the name is. 621 00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:16.320 I have no idea who was producing it or what it was. It was 622 00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:20.639 from I think the eighties. No, it must have been earlier because it 623 00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:23.480 was all analog recorded, so anywhere from the sixties to the seventies, maybe 624 00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:28.199 late eighties. So do you guys watch those ghosts hunting shows? They suck? 625 00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:30.920 I used to, Yeah, I know, because it's they never there's 626 00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:37.079 never really anything really definitive. Yeah, you know. I mean we saw 627 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:42.440 more stuff when we were at the Cosmopolitan Hotel and with Michael Brown. So 628 00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:46.440 piggybacking on what Brian was just talking about, my friend Brandy went to the 629 00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:52.400 Stanley Hotel. It's a haunted hotel in Estes Park, Colorado. Okay, 630 00:49:52.639 --> 00:50:00.280 and look what they got. An orb the orb on the stairway. That 631 00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.039 is a massive orb. That's huge. That is like undeniably an orb. 632 00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:08.440 No, that's not a piece of lint that is not a piece of whatever. 633 00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:12.360 I'm not going to explain how cameras work, but that can quite easily 634 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:19.239 be any number of things. We need to get somebody on to explain orbs. 635 00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:22.280 Again, Look, I've seen some things that you are aren't easy to 636 00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:24.400 explain. But if everything, orbs are the weakest, because orbs are super 637 00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:28.880 easy. Do you see faces and orbs? Sometimes your brain looking for patterns. 638 00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:31.280 That one's easy. The actual apparitions and figures those are hard to explain, 639 00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:35.639 but orbs, trust me. Orbs cameras are like, well, anything 640 00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:37.199 that catches light in the camera's field of view will look like an ORB. 641 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:42.360 Wow, okay, something weird is happening to my phone right now when we're 642 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:45.599 talking about all this, it's like flashing, Yeah, it's weird. Oh 643 00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:50.159 my god. Yeah maybe that audio I know, So maybe we're all possessed. 644 00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:52.840 No something, you brought something into this house, Brian, I've listened 645 00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:55.760 to like four or five times, so I don't think that's it. And 646 00:50:57.280 --> 00:51:00.840 wait till you hear my host chat for Thursday. Oh oh my god, 647 00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:07.880 I have something very interesting and I hope you guys think it's funny. For 648 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:16.119 my host chat It's something I used to do as a kid, and we 649 00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:20.320 we would laugh so hard until we peted our pants when we did this. 650 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.719 So I decided I was going to do it for you guys. So that's 651 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:23.920 coming up on thing. Oh my god, are you gonna pee your pants? 652 00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:31.440 Maybe maybe I might drop trou and pee on the floor like Leo at 653 00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:35.199 stein Mart, like you said that woman did it. Oh yeah, I 654 00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:37.800 was gonna say, Leo didn't do that at stein Mark. Didn't do that. 655 00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:40.079 Leo didn't do that. All right, Well we've come to the end 656 00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:43.760 of the show. No, yes, we had, no, yes, 657 00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:45.719 we had. We have another one to do. You gotta get through this 658 00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:51.639 meeting too. Yeah, okay, love your podcast. Meet Oh thank you 659 00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:54.760 guys for watching and listening. Loved your podcast. I love you, my 660 00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:55.559 sweet babies.