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welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. God, god, damn it.
What episode is it? I got? I think I should start getting
into the habit of actually saying the episode number. It's like two No,
it's not two a four? Is it? Really? It's not two o
two? No? So by that that so by that denomination between three?
Yes, okay, so disrespectful. But it was like, I'm like,
why would you skip a number? Why would you skip a number? Why
would you do that? I was like really confident that it was I don't
know anyway. Second, how about the next number, sir, because I
thought, because I you know what it is in my brain, I was
like, it must be two o two, and then Derek's like it's not
and I was like, well, it can't be close, because I was
so confident that it was two two and that it wasn't two o three that
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gotta. I don't see how else we can start the show off other than
we got the bench. Ben Shapiro wrapped, like for real, Ben Shapiro
wrapped a rap with the guys at years ago. Yeah, so twelve years
ago Ben Shapiro said rap is not music and that was twelve years ago.
Yeah, well, yes, so there was a there's a tweet that came
out in twenty twelve and that circulates around and here he goes full circle.
I'm assuming Tom McDonald gave him at least six figures, right, I guess
for the audience, we should probably say who Tom McDonald is, at least
if anybody is not aware of this. Tom McDonald is one of those He's
a Canadian that used to rap about you know, he basically wanted to be
a little Wayne back in the day, failed miserably because look at him,
and then he realized that, oh if I just rap about everything that I
don't stand for, you know, like that is just basically conservative ideals,
they will like it regardless, because fifty percent of his comment section is well
I don't normally listen to rap, but this is awesome, And then they
yeah, so, yeah, that's who that guy is. And now he
has Binnjapiro on there. Yeah, it's like he his songs are all the
same, which is, like, I think, the most offensive thing about
it to me, it's not even necessarily that like, dude, if that's
your perspective, whatever, you're free to do to make whatever music you want,
but just the fact that it's literally the only song that he makes over
and over again. It's like I don't care if I offend you. I'm
epic and trans people are gay, and it's just like, all right,
I don't know how much more gas this vehicle has in the tank really at
this point, because every song I've ever heard of him has been that.
I don't think he writes about anything else, because I don't think there is
clip that I've heard of him has been the same thing. It was the
first time. I remember the first time I was aware of him because there's
a guy named Joyner Lucas who's actually a good rapper, but a lot of
people find him cringe, you know, like whatever. Fair enough, he
came out with a song where he was doing this whole like, you know,
the whole liberal versus conservative thing, like they were having like a conversation
with each other, but there were but he was doing it rapping. It
was an interesting concept, and so somebody said, oh, if you like
this, you should check out this guy Tom McDonald, and they sent me
this video. I think it was called like white Boy or something, and
I was like, this is the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard. This
is terrible. And then I heard him do a song called Snowflake with Blair
White. I actually, to be honest, I actually didn't hear the song.
I didn't hear the song all the promo pics and I just chose not
to listen. But you did hear the song, there, you did?
I didn't because it's yeah, it's probably just every other hear this snowflake,
Snowflake, it's probably it's it's it's just literally with I'm gonna melt you with
my heat. There's some some nonsense, but ro went on a track with
this fucking gall of it. I don't know, man, this so he
tried to be a little waye back in the day, but he was like,
I'm too big and white eight to do it? Is that what it
was? It was basically it figure. The unfortunate thing about him is that,
especially when it comes to Canada, dude, people are more interested in
garbage UK drill than Canadian hip hop. Like Canadian hip hop has no chance,
no chance. There was that dude the snow Patrol kind of did informer
and that's it. Do you remember that song? You remember that song?
Oh my god, guys from snow Patrol. That was I don't think his
name is snow Patrol. I think it's close to that or something. It's
it's it is. Let me see, let me let me look at his
name. His name is Snow. It's just patrol. Forgive me snow Patrol.
In my head, I fully believe for for a good like twenty seconds
that the people who the band who wrote Chasing Cars made informer, which is
that would have been insane. I mean, Darren spoke with such conviction that
it was Snow Printrol. I just whatever. My brain just did not even
check it until I'm so scared of how controlling someone with confidence speaking is is
getting worse than the word that I get older starting to work on me.
Someone just saying something and really meaning it works on me now, And I'm
like, as long as look, as long as you just google it in
fact check it afterwards, it's not a big deal. Like I just I
just didn't know enough about snow Patrol at all to rule that possibility out.
Like, I don't know, maybe that guy's into that stuff. Maybe he
goes from like yeah, like and then he turned into some fucking ring and
then yeah no, Maybe it's possible. Stranger things have happened. Fucking Fred
Durst directed a movie where John Travolta plays an autistic stalker. And that's the
real thing that just happened. That movie is real. That sounds so fake.
But yes, I saw lead Redder. Wow, what is wrong with
my brain? Red letter, I said, Lead Redder? Okay, yeah,
yeah, it's called The Fanatic. If anybody is curious, by the
way, is phenomenal, Like it's it's crazy, it's insane. It is
not a good movie. Phenomenal, of course it's not. It's phenomenal in
the way that you know what I mean, dude, you know it's phenomenal
in a way watching a dog get cooked alive by the sun is phenomenal.
Phenomenal. Actually saw that. Now here's the thing. Here's the thing about
the Ben Shapiro rap, Right, we have to we have to talk about
this in a serious way. I think because he didn't no way he wrote
that, you know what I mean, Like, I don't think he didn't
write that, because there is despite how bad it is, there is one
thing that is really close to a bar and I just I don't think.
I don't think Ben Shapiro could do that. So I think Tom McDonald probably
wrote something for him, paid him six that six million yen or whatever,
and then got him in. Yeah. The the problem with it is that
it's no flow. Ben has no flow on it, like at all.
He doesn't sound good at all. There's no flow. He's saying the words,
he's not wrapping words. There's a talking, but there's no I think
the flow is is it's like a percentage gauge where there are sometimes where it's
like fine, I think, and then it loses it completely. There is
a flow one of one of my friends all long time ago, uh,
because I've I've been wrapping on the side for a long time and I was
working with some people who took it seriously. And one of the best advice
that ever got for what I was doing is you need to change up your
cadence. You're you you. You are so monotone in the way that like
say Mace of bad Boy, if you know who that is, he sounds
the same in everything he does. He's just then and it's just like,
bro do something. So Ben's fucking voice in this is let's look at the
facts. And I'm like, there, dude, I just real quick,
I did a parody of this song like the same fucking day, right,
I did it did a game thing, so I know, I just but
it is so tying into this. I recorded it a few different times because
the first ones that I did, I was trying to be closer to his
tone. I wanted to match it, and then I thought about it,
No, that's boring. People want nasally Bin Shapiro rapping, like when you
heard him do wop. That was kind of like the thing that people wanted.
They wanted like a extra extra large and extra hard, you know,
like do a kegel like they wanted that type of cadence. And that's not
what he gave us. But we'll go back to that later. But uh,
you said he had a bar. He said he had he had a
bar. He had something that he had something that I think was really cool.
I don't think it quite lands, but it's close enough that I'm like,
that's weird. That's weird. And that gave it away to me.
It was like, no way he wrote any of this. He didn't participate
in this in any real way beyond showing up to do it. But that
the lizzle line is like, that's that's a line, Like you could extrapolate
something out of that. That's pretty decent. It doesn't quite work because it
doesn't I get what I get what they're trying to do it. It was
close pockets. I can't remember what the fuck it was like, my pockets,
my money, My money's like Lizzo, my pockets are fat, I
think, which is like, okay, that's way more than I expected out
of Ben Shapiro. It's very low bar. It's like it's really, I'm
really trying to be as charitable as possible here. Uh it's still terrible,
but that made me laugh. And then he loses it entirely when he goes
like, all my people download this, Let's get a Billboard number one,
Like it's the bill Board number one. It sounds like it's Billboard number one.
It sounds like it sounds like an epic wrap battle of history, like
making fun of him, like at that point where it's like, first of
all, who the fuck is downloaded? Like I it's such elderly terminology.
Download this. His boomer fans are the only ones that It's like when Tim
Poole put out his uh that song and it shot up the iTunes charts because
who the fuck buys records anymore on on iTunes? The last time I did.
This was when I came back from Greece and one of my favorite bands
dropped an album. I just wanted to support it. It was before I
started subscribing to Spotify. Once Spotify was a thing for me, that it
was over, Like, no more digital album sales, That's not a thing
for me anymore. Maybe I'll buy a fucking actual vinyl record or something.
Uh maybe something like that. But other than that, that's Boomer shit.
That is Boomer Central and eight album. It's probably a million years ago.
I bought. I bought Uh, I bought Butterfly. I bought uh Ellmatic
to twenty fourth anniversary. That's it, I think, I think, Yeah,
I think it was like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen. That's my album
atime. Well so, I mean the last time I bought an album was
like two weeks ago. But but it's for it's for a joke, okay,
but I bought it's a video that I'm working on. But it's I.
I I bought Chris Daughtry c D for for for for a Bit,
which one is his debut, the first one it's just Daughtry and it's just
him. Yeah, let me let me grab it. I haven't. I
haven't opened it yet. Let me not. Oh, penis close to your
face, A little close to your face. That penis proud. I'm a
proud owner of this. Let's go. He's what about now wood if ium
gay? Yeah, that's that's the last detract. Number twelve prays all in
your face, naked bounce seed? What was the the what's the one song?
It's not over? That's like his that's the song. There's yeah,
there's it's not over, there's home and then yeah, I'm going home.
I'm going home more than once. Bro. Huh, it's a it's a
fun song. So these faces and these races that ship like. I have
a feeling that the who the whoever produced uh his music probably also worked with
the early Nickelback. I just have a feeling that they feel like it that
they share the same producers, because very similar in a way, very the
vibes are very similar, which happens a lot of times when I when I
look, I like seeing origins of or say, when a band breaks up
or something happens and I wonder what happened to all those musicians, and a
lot of times they take those type of roles and and you see like,
oh, that's why everything sounds like this or some ship. It's like the
producers of the pop pit producers. There's a handful of them and they all
work on all the music and you're like, oh, you can tell and
who worked on what and anything funky? Oh you know it's Mark Ronson or
something. You know what I mean. It's like it's it's well, it
could be Pharrell, but it's it's like one of those two. You know,
it's well, you know, you know, for if song has his
four his forebeat, Every song he's made, everything he's worked on has the
four beat, Like you can't find a song without it. Until I went
back into Nerds and every single song on every Nerds album has the four beating.
It is so sad. What happened to him was crazy, Uh,
you got so happy assaulted what happened? No, he's like he can't walk
anymore. It was like, he's crazy, but I'm pretty gay. He's
a he's a paraplegic now because crippled. Right, he was like really happy
and he was like trying to be really happy at a fucking water park and
then he got he got on a log flu and it snapped his spine in
half. That's crazy. I would have I know, I would have heard
that. If that act, I feel real bad shocked. If he was
paralyzed and I never heard this, I would have heard him. He's my
he's like probably my favorite producer. Ever. It's between him and like us,
maybe Kanye at one point, and it's just like Jesus Christ, he's
paralyzed and I'm just here, none, none, no wiser. Yeah man,
that everybody's going to produce the next Tyler song. You know, get
he's just fucking blowing that tube like fucking super band. Yeah, exactly,
like yeah man, his real name is anyway, So what do you give?
What do you give Ben Shapiro his debut out of For first of all,
a lot of people are saying that his they a lot of pretty much
the whole sentiment was that I think this is AI, I think this is
Tom McDonald even actually cleared Ben Shapiro license because of how generic it sounded.
And to me, the only thing that this proves that it's not is he's
actually in the video. Right. It would be really it would be really
pointless of him to show up to record and not like he might as well,
like he definitely is just doing it because it's like whatever, it's just
something to do. But there's also I don't know, it seems like it
would be more effort. It would be less effort to get Ben Shapiro on
set to record and just record his lines than it would be to just do
that and then also figure out AI. Like it's not it's not hard to
do, but it's it's not the easiest thing to do either. It's like
it's kind of cumbersome, honestly, like you got to like, I don't
know, it's a whole it's a whole thing. So he does sound like
a fucking robot. It is really bland and boring. I give him like
a like a D for effort, you know. Over there it's not as
bad as I thought it would be, but it also didn't last as long.
And then the thing to think about it, but it does crumble.
It does cz like the second Honestly, I think it would have been fine
if he just didn't ask people to download it like that. That the bar
completely. It was the weebiest fucking thing I've ever seen. It was like
before that, it was fine, it was like it looked like he was
like kind of having fun with it, like it's a yamaka homie no cap
that's funny. It's dumb, but it's amusing really. But then he goes
like, oh my people, let's download this, let's burgain the servers.
And yet mean what Billboard number one and it's like all the year old top
Yeah, it's all the seventy year olds. It's like, I don't know
much, but whatever. Yeah, yeah, downloaded monkey tunes. It's it's
fucking insane. Yeah, but Ben Shapiro says that about So I've seen so
many clips of Ben Shapiro saying that objective songs just aren't music, like he
got he got really angry at Green Day recently actually, or like in the
last like month, because I think they performed at New Year's Rock and Eve
or something, and they they were playing American Idiot and there's a lyric in
there that's like, I'm not a part of the redneck agenda, and he
changed it to the Maga agenda, which has been at like concerts for like
years now already. So it's just like he just found out about it.
I guess the whole thing where it's like yeah and so Ben Shapiro was like,
well, Green Green, they performed American Idiot, something that you know,
it isn't even really music when you think about it, and or something
like that. He said, like American idiots, like that meant in fact,
people didn't know what that meant, Like it's it's such a wild like
it's such an insane degree of like brain rot or like just dissidence. But
like American Idiot, I wonder what that song's about. The handful of people
that were you saying, keep politics out of this ship, and like,
yeah, the politics, the thing that since the beginning of music, it's
a part of politics, are literally a part of music, is the thing
that really keep keep politics art? What do you mean? Well, the
thing the thing that confuses me about it, The thing that confuses me about
it, especially in regards to punk, is just like you just don't know
what the fuck you're talking about. But even beyond that, like what confuses
me most about it is redneck agenda is arguably like more offensive than mega agenda,
you know what I mean? Like rednck is just a part like there's
no there's not a necessary like if you're a red neck, there's a pretty
high chance you're going to be like a Republican, you know, like a
conservative, but it's not every single one of them. Like a redneck is
like a just a poor living situation or like where you're at, you know
what I mean. So like MAGA is like more narrow and more specific and
less broad. There's like less splash damage to it. It's like more focused
and less It's it's like less I don't know, like I don't know,
there's it just confuses me that that would offend people more than redneck. Well,
it just shows weird again and again who the real snowflakes are, like
the true ones. Because when you think about when you think about the progressive
ideologues that we're doing all their things. Back in the day, me and
Jojo were just talking about Big Red do you remember Big Red Feminist. We
were just talking about like that. We were reminiscing on the good old days
when shit was just making fun of people that were acting dumb, and those
people took it in stride. Essentially, they didn't do anything like So when
you hear MAGA agenda and you're crying, like dude, okay at the UFC
event at the UFC event. Trump showed up again, one of the last
ones, fucking Bill Burn his wife Nea, and I was there. Nel
was there, Nea flips Trump off. All of those fucking chudgs are screaming
and crying, and I'm like, you guys have fuck Joe Biden chants what
they like? Stop being such pussies. What's wrong with you? Like that?
The fact that green Day would even they should literally hear that and be
like, yeah, whatever, I don't care. I don't listen to that,
and then that that's the end of it. That's the end of it,
Like I don't listen, agreed, I don't care, but I guess
clearly some of them do, and they're maybe and they just somehow didn't notice.
And they didn't notice it. I thought this bisexual trio, if eyeliner
wearing fucking punks were on my side, like talk about are you insane?
I feel that so many times. I feel that so many times where I'm
thinking, like, dude, this isn't for It was like again another thing,
keep keep politics out of Star Trek. And I'm like, what,
I don't what do you You're lying, You're lying. I'm not lying.
You're lying. You're lying. There's people saying Star Trek is not I'm like,
it's inception is quote unquote woke if you want to use that. The
inception. The version of Star Trek is fucking everything. Every version of Star
Trek political. That is all it is. Yeah, it's also a utopians,
like are pretty close to utopian society, right, It's like the whole
really well, the original vision of it is pretty pretty much like that,
isn't that? That's like the whole point. We know, the idea of
the idea of of saying humanity. Humanity has figured it out enough to where
it's just humans, right, but the there's everybody else and so which happens
a lot in sci fi. Right, it becomes the human alliance and then
there's other and they become the Just like there's a lot of great episodes of
Star Trek where they tackle this type of stuff. There's the one of the
great ones. There's half black, half white people, but just they're warring
because they're fucking ships on different sides. There's like lip actually fucking stupid,
But it's it's that show. That show is all that is funny. It's
it's like people saying they don't like positis and comics. It's like have you
read the X Men? That is here they are The issue with the issue
with that. The issue with that is like I think I understand what people
are trying to say, but the issue is that they've been so in their
own heads for so long that they see everything as what they're as what they're
afraid of. Like, because there are things where it's like I'll be watching
TV sometimes I'll be like, that is fucking so lame, you know,
I move on megaquick, but it'll be like very like there's obvious pandering,
and there's obvious like very bland writing and very like there is obvious signaling in
like certain TV and like certain movies. It's like whatever, that's like really
bland and boring. But then the issue comes with like when you translate that
to like, oh, this punk band is getting too political, It's like,
what the fuck are you talking about? But I'm gonna be out of
your You're out of your mind at this point. I feel like, here's
the thing, though, I know what you're saying, because there's definitely some
pandering, like say, uh, what was it Captain Marvel? I think
had a fight scene where I think No Doubt was playing. I think it
was like I'm just a girl or something. I might be getting shit confused.
Yeah, yeah, But like there's moments like that where it's like I
see what you're doing and it it just feels a little cringe. Doesn't really
bother me in a sin However, what I see happening is shit that has
happened before. Like here's a great example. John Stewart in the Justice League
animated series was put in there for diversity reasons. Great decision because he's the
absolute shit right. But see now you make a say Disney Plus's Star Wars
stuff, they I think Lizo's in it, and then all of a sudden
or that, you know, like they're like putting diverse people in there the
same thing that they've been doing, but now it's a fucking issue where it's
like, guys that I've done this for a long time, but you're acting
like it's never been done before. It's weird. It's like if they if
it Fresh Prince. It's like if they greenlit Fresh Prince of bel Air today,
people would be calling it like a woke show. But like back in
the back in the nineties, everybody just everybody. Everybody fucking loved it.
Like I don't know a single person who didn't like Fresh Prince of bel Air,
like sincerely that great. I think very weird. I think it's very
weird the idea of people having such a problem with like I don't know,
like I think where things fit, things fit, where things don't fit,
things don't fit. That's that's really what it comes down to. Yeah,
like like making Joel's daughter a racially ambiguous girl opposed as being a little white
girl before. It's like, I know what you're trying to do. You're
trying to make me care more than I did when I played the game.
I still kind of it's like, yeah, he's a little black girl,
Like, spend more time with her. Really. Yeah, see, I
think the idea is just that their mom is black, you know whatever implied
Yeah, right, like he wasn't you know, you know, he wasn't
that dude. I felt the same way with the with the with the Halo
Show when when they had they casted Captain Keys as that black guy, and
I'm like, I mean, okay, uh, it's a little it's a
little jarring because you want to feel like you're white man. I think for
me. For me, I just look at it. I was like,
this is kind of bizarre because there's nothing necessarily about Captain Keyes. But I
guess it's fine, Like I didn't care, and that the rest of that
show is terrible enough that I didn't. That's like, that's like the last
that is the what if they made what if they made Chief Black? I
would have preferred that? Sincerely, Like, actually, really you would have
preferred I think you would have preferred that. Only I think it would have
been you. And there's a lot of straight white males that'd be very angry
at that. That's true. Well, the thing to me, yeah,
no, I agree, it shouldn't. It shouldn't matter who Chief is.
It really shouldn't. Did you know the thing about it? Oh for the
Halo show? What did he say? You probably caught this since you're like
in tune with maybe he he he did? He he said the same ship
that he's such a Hollywood dweeb, or like, yeah, we have to
polish see my face. You have to see my face so you can be
able to connect with the the audience, can be able to connect with the
I'm like, dude, we know that it's bullshit at this point. That
is such an old fossil fucking take of like this is what you have to
do. And I guess something recent that just proved that wrong is the fucking
Mandalorian. The Mandalorian is a great example of that. Oh the Mandalorian was
successful before Halo even came out, so like it's it's bizarre. It's like,
why would you say that. Dude's yeah, he just this nigga just
wants I don't know, good good. I do kind of feel bad for
him though, because like on some levels, like it's look, he's a
he's an actor, you know what I mean. He's not like the showrunner.
He's not making decisions. So he's just kind of being asked all these
questions like how do you feel about feedback about the helmet? And he's got
to be like, well, look, I gotta I gotta make a case
for the showrunner's decisions, because like, what the fun I'm not gonna like
sit here and be like, yes, dumb. He already did that once
that he can't do it again. He already did it with the with the
sex scene where he was like, I literally I fought against that, but
they wanted it uh just so crazy. But who's how does this we need?
I feel like you don't. I thought the culture shifted when Deadpool came
out in twenty fourteen. I'm pretty sure it was twenty fourteen when that Raided
Our Dead movie came out. I felt like the producers understood this movie made
a shipload of money, and they were just very true to Deadpool. Rob
LII, I think was a layfoot was actually involved. I think and uh
as far as like consultation, consultation, and I felt like, okay,
we can we can do this, now, we can, we can put
It's just like a dead Pool three you see Wolver with a yellow fucking suit
on and ship like, I really don't like that character. And I was
not even a movie. Oh okay, good movie. It is a good
movie. I was like, oh that is that is good. I can't
hate this. I'm gonna examine that though. That what do you hate that?
The joke character? That's why my thing? Well, I mean,
yeah, that's so you just like, yeah, you're not like a comic
relief guy like I like. I like spider Man because Spider Man's jokes are
stupid and they're not like and they're happening while he's getting the ship tossed across
Manhattan. Spider Man's a real characters just like that dead Poles, never boles,
not like he's never even been meant to be taken seriously. And that's
what's so fund x fors Well. He has very real moments in him,
but he's like he's a Chimmy changa nigga. He is a He's a guy
that has the fucking Deadpool Force. There's a dog there's dog Pool, Like
it's not supposed to be taken seriously at all. Like it's so I get
it, though if you're like somebody's like this is gay, Like I want
to read shit, that's more concrete, I get. I get it.
He's cool with Cable though, him and Cable together are fucking rock on Cable
awesome, serious for no reason, and that is like bro chill. Also,
why do you have so many things on your back? The things everything
on his back? Dude seven foot two? It's like, what are you?
Dude? But the thing about that, that whole thing, it's like
I remember seeing the show and seeing the cast is like, okay, so
keptain Keys is the black guy and it's like I remember thinking like, all
right, I mean fine, it's a little weird. I remember thinking like
that's a little weird. But like I guess if he's if he's a good
actor like whatever, and he's fine, Like I don't have a problem with
that that guy in the roller Captain Keys at all. But it does kind
of I don't know. Sometimes I feel like like, are they gonna like
if Sergeant Johnson was then in the show and then they made him like Asian
because they already had a black guy, I feel kind of annoyed, you
know what I mean, Like that would really bother me a little bit.
That would really bother me if Sergeant Johnson was not a black character in that
in that show. That might actually set me off to a degree that I
name the sergeant like youners. I don't know, like they just totally changed
his name. The thing for me, I think the thing for me is
like listen, if you're gonna do this, like I just do a little
bit more than just like making a redheaded character and making the black you know
what I mean, Like take you know what I mean, like just do
why not why not a Hispanic? Why not a Korean? Why not these
other things. It always just a black guy. It's always just a black
guy. And it's kind of weird. They too, they're too ambiguous,
they're too I guess that's not fair. It's Southwestern and everybody's gonna dislike them.
We're gonna dislike them more. You may go on to Southwestern. It
just Guatemalan ass. Motherfucker. Don't you can't be my leader. You wouldn't
be awake right now. See yes the time. Yeah, I don't know,
stupid, but like I get what I'm saying is like what I'm saying
is I get it, like I get like the I get noticing certain things
and then being like all right, whatever, that's weird or like it's kind
of I see why they're doing that, but like whatever. So if it's
if the quality is good, like who cares really at the end of the
day. But then there there are people who just take it way too fucking
far and they just kind of see a boogeyman everywhere. It really is that
the sarkasing quote. It's like everything is blank. Everything is blank, everything
is blank, and you have to point it all out. You can't woke.
Everything's woke, And it's just I just don't know how you can live
in that. I don't know how you can live that way, really,
like it sounds really simple, very exhausting. They should make John Stewart black
in the next DC. I'm make him white, make him like very white
in the next That would be crazy, and that that would be like make
go white to Challa. They should just make John Stewart John Stewart from the
from the show. Yeah, that would be I don't know how i'd feel
about that funny, it'd be really funny at first. So you have a
problem with a Jewish green lantern? Is that what you're saying, isn't one
of them Jewish? Though? I feel like one of them is. He
would take Larfi's ring. Yeah, Mordecais is Yeah, you know, it's
crazy. My fucking black Hispanic guy's nephews. Interesting, that such an interesting
day, Mordecai, because it's because Mordecai Saved was my mother's name in the
Bible. So that's why his name is Mordecai. Yeah, to me,
Mordecai, my mother's name is Esther, and my daughter's my sisters and his
mother what's their last names? And social Security numbers? While you're at it
by the way, Yeah, I mean, like the last name is not
a big deal. There's their mind, all right, don't go. My
nephew's either thug. You you'll get, you'll get, you'll get, You'll
be leaking. Don't do that. He's not he's not like me. He's
not a nerd. He's a thug. You'll be leaking. He's just don't
do that. One thing I wanted to get to is this. Uh.
I don't know if you guys saw any of the Suicide Squad stuff, but
it's, uh, it's pretty wild because I really think rock Steady is just
fucked. So basically, Suicide Spot is out right now for early access people
like people who paid one hundred dollars plus for the early access version, which
like has happened before. They did it with Starfield, but they gave you
like six days early access or something. But I think this is just like
a day or tail, like, I don't know, it's six some early
access period and if you pay one hundred dollars, you can play Suicide Squad
kill the Justice League right now, and the servers are all fucked. Uh.
So they took it down. They took down their early access that they
charged one hundred dollars for down because apparently, like when people started up the
game, it unlocked everything. So there's a bug that basically, like like
the achievement would pop up that says you beat the game basically and unlocked everything.
Yeah, you one hundred percent of the game. And so so within
three seconds, everybody like one hundred percent of the game in the early access
period. And so they're shutting the servers down to do some maintenance on this
one hundred dollars early access version. So they got to turn this around in
like basically five seconds for to avoid i don't know, probably severe legal repercussions
or just to give all that money back. It's so sad. It's man,
it sucks. I mean, I hate what the game. I know
the game is not a fucking online service. I know it's not a fucking
looter shooter in that way, but it just looks like it. It just
I just don't when I look at that game, I'm like, I don't
want to play it. It just when I played the Arkham games, just
the the fucking tone. Now I understand why it doesn't look like it's not
fucking Gotham I get that, but just this game just looks like, I
don't know. It looks like like you're gonna there's micro transactions somewhere hidden.
I haven't fucking there. Around the corner there's something. I just have that
vibe and I'm like, I don't want to play that ship. Dude.
It just doesn't made me happy. Oh that's kind of sick. Can I
get to the bigger universe of Arkham that makes me happy? Of course?
Oh my god, that made me, dude, the arkha Verse, he
said, Yeah, it's a dope universe. Dude. I've got a version
of Batman that we've gotten. The second I saw that it was connected with
the arka Verse, I was like, this is gonna be a fucking mess.
This is gonna be so bad for no reason, because there's no reason
to connect them. There's no reason to do that. Do your standalone fucking
thing, because all you're gonna do is ruined Batman. And they did the
thing. The thing is this right? I really think that this is my
personal opinion. It's a messman of my mind because I'm a comic reader and
I know it's smart opinion, but I think characters don't exist in the greater
comic universe. It's a bit of a detriment to them for me. For
me, it's a bit of a detriment to them, maybe because some of
the characters were the Were the Arkam games bad because Superman wasn't in them?
No, but the fact they mentioned him in it is fucking insane mentioned fucking
they talk about a fucking alien in Metropolis flying around shutting down militias, Like
that's cool, because that's a greater universe. I think. I like the
idea of overrocking universe. I appreciate that idea. I appreciate while I'm over
here doing this, other things are moving throughout the world because the world feels
that's that's my perspective. The thing to me is just like, if you're
gonna take nine years to make a new game, you might as well just
make You might as well just do a different Like if you're trying to make
a looter shooter, fucking live service character action traversal game. You can't connect
this to the Arkham games at all, because what are these people fucking doing
moving around like this? Harley Quinn is floating around and web swinging off of
like a drone that like follows her like this. Why isn't everybody doing this
if this technology is so fucking wildly like available and reverse engineerable. I don't,
I just don't. Batman has a mobile tank that can buy itself blow
up city blocks, and that's stupid. That's that's the dumber part of one
of the game. That's the dumber game exactly. It's one of the dumber
games. But also in on Gotham City, the city which the one is
the one where he has to be up all weekend and he fights like Slade.
He he goes through like half his rogues gallery in a matter of like
two nights without his origin origins. Kham City takes place in one night.
The Origins Origins might be the one that he went through like half his rogues
gallery in one night, and that was insane. I think that was the
third game. Game three is Origins, right, Well, no, technically
that's the release schedule. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, the
game is Slate in that one. I thought he fights Slater fights Slate in
that one in the middle on a fucking crates, Like I'm like, I
don't know, docking crates that Slade can dodge bullets, bro. That is
absurd. The style of the tone of this one. Cockstroke, what is
it so silly? Was it? Was it? Cockstroke? I always forget
his name. It's like cockstroke, cockstroke stroke dead cock ever get deaf cock
dead cock Slade Willson dead. I don't know. I think I just feel
like sometimes connected universes are cool, but I think oftentimes they're pretty fucking lame,
and they they kind of really stupid because it looks dumb. It looks
like almost looking like Itham. I wasn't it looks bruh. They missed they
this ship is sailed man. Nobody gives a funk about the suicide Squad anymore.
It was first of people that worked on this game when they got it
a year ago, they were like, it was a disastrous state. A
year ago they said it was a disaster. A year ago. Yeah,
they were like, it's bad. It's apparently bad, apparently, worry about
it. I desire And it was like they were like, yo, it's
horrible, Like don't get what's sad? Yeah, for you know, what's
sad? I would rather buy. So if this game was five dollars,
I would rather buy what's this game that I just put in my cart,
Blood of Patriots. It's five dollars, so I was, uh, I
was thinking about the last episode. We were talking about Trump being in Mortal
Kombat or what have you. So then of course I put in Trump like
fighting game, and then Blood of Patriots popped up. Oh my god.
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna buy this soon. But right
now I'm still playing Street Fight or six, but I'm gonna buy this,
and I'm more interested in playing this piece of ship indie fighting game then than
just the Justice League or whatever they can hill the Justice League. It just
I feel like I would have been excited about this in twenty ten. I
feel like if if, if, if this game came out a little bit
after Arkham Asylum, I think it would have been oh fuck yeah, like
dude, because the Suicide Squad was blown up around that too. They just
had their new run of comics and stuff. I think it would have been
great. Times made the new team. Yeah, and it's like bruh,
I'm I'm good. The animated fucking movies came out already, the live action
movies are out, and I'm like, damn, now you're you worked and
put all this resources into it and you finally get it out, it's like
too late. Bro, nine years spent fucking pirate game with Ubisoft. Oh
yeah, yeah, it's the same thing, like blood and skulling, but
sculling bones. I was like, dude, bones, dude, you know
that is baby. You know the reason why that game is has not been
canceled is it's because it's it's being deve looped in tandem or with support from
the Singaporean government, So there's like a there's like a bureaucratic there's like a
bureaucratic necessity for the game to exist, Like they can't just cancel it.
It's so insane. But I feel so bad for though. Man, I
feel bad. I feel bad. Yeah, it's it sucks man. Nine
years and it's just kind of a fucking mess. They just really dropped the
ball. I don't know. I was looking at gameplay of it, and
I'm like, maybe there's maybe it's good, you know, because I remember
seeing gameplay of the Guardians of the Galaxy game and thinking that that looked like
shit, and I remember beating that and being like, this is kind of
one of the better games I've played in a while actually, like from a
single like from a single player like story perspective, as somebody who doesn't care
about Marvel really at all, I was like, this is fucking good.
Actually, once you get past it, once you get past the part,
the point where you know it doesn't bother you anymore. That they don't look
like the movie people, which takes a while to me because it does kind
of feel like they're knockoffs for there's actually a lot there that's pretty fucking solid.
But yeah, I don't know, I don't see it here. Nine
years Dang, they fucked ot they really access like this. I just yeah,
that sucks, man. I'm like, dude, there couldn't shoot themselves
on the foot any fucking more than that, Like damn, Like I want,
I want, I want, fucking I want them to do well,
but I I guess. I'm like, I'm sorry, I I have my
back. Catalog is so massive. There's no way in hell I'm gonna play
this. It just it. It can't be done. Fucking tech and AG
just came out and I'm like, fuck no, I want things to kind
of slow down. I'm like, slow down. And then fucking a couple
of months Dragon's Dogma twoson come out, and that's gonna be way too many
hours. And Dragons dog was gonna be fun. They're gonna gonna be any
time for fucking Justice the Suicide Squad Rapes, the Justice League Fantasy come out
this month or next month? Oh god, like it does it's it's it's
uh February, I think earlier late probably. I think I have no idea.
That's what I'm guys. People are just for that. Yeah, before
we before we move on, I just want to share this thing that I
saw on Twitter just now. I want should if you can put this,
if you if you, if you can put this in the episode, I
would I would really appreciate it because I don't I don't know what I'm seeing
right now. Ghost Raid listener of the show, of the program, follower
of all of us just posted this Instagram ad for a mobile game, and
I, uh, I I I I am really I'm really taking a back
by this. This is a fucking card game, dude. What is stupid?
So fucking crazy? Because it's a I it's all fucking AI probably,
I mean I would imagine it's like maybe fucking this like funck my allergies up.
Man, I don't know this. This put the fear of God in
me. Actually, like the way his the way his first of all,
the way he sounds like an Indian guy just trying to do an American accent.
It's weird, you almost. I don't know what's to make of this.
That really that really destroyed my day. I think let's see you try,
let's use that. Let that see he just has that heavenly man.
By the way, sweeters, did you ever post? Have you been posted
the discord link? I? Oh, I think I missed it this month?
Posted today? Man, you missed this month? Month's over. Jesus
get it. You'll get it early. It's such a fight, that's awesome.
That's uh. I don't know. You guys want to you guys have
anything else you want to touch on before we moved into questions to circle back
real quick, just real fast. I think Ben Shapiro's is not a good
name for a rap. I just want to know, like, no,
should he yes? What should he go by? Right? Ben Shanigro?
It's not bad, that's not bad at all. I don't know. I
don't know no idea. So basically what I'm trying to do right now is
I'm trying to figure out what's the what's the title of the episode going to
be? Well, I don't know. Sometimes we get the title of the
episode from the fucking credits, so that is actually good. You know,
who knows, there's probably somebody's had to acknowledge Ben Shapiro rapping. Oh,
by the way, by the time this episode's out, if all goes well,
there will be a a full version of the entire song. Because I
don't give a fuck about Tom McDonald, so I'm like, I'm not gonna
do his part. But I started thinking about some stuff started buzzing around in
my head when I remembered his opening line about like there's only two genders girls,
and I started thinking, like, no, it should be something about
like he's so gay that he doesn't acknowledge pussy by saying there's only two genitals,
cock and balls. And then I was thinking, Okay, I got
something there. Now I just need to really I need to go back and
listen to it. That is something. Yeah, So there probably will be
a full version out featuring Uh. It's gonna be called gay Facts. Uh,
come McDonald featuring gay Shapiro that is the full, That is the full,
the gayest SHAPIROO, yeah, the gay Shaparon And come McDonald. There's
something about McDonald that I just kind of like, it just works, and
I really hope to God that he. I know Ben won't see it,
but I feel like, come, I feel like Tom McDonald will. He'll
probably I'll make sure. I'll make sure to do just like Ben doesn't call
to action, I'll make sure you do a call to accident. Make sure.
Yeah, Tom McDonald, let's tag Tom McDonald in this and let's all
make him come. I don't know, Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it
out. Ben Negro, right, you said that, Ben Negro like that
Ben and Ben and Ben and m is pretty good. If you can photoshop
him into like uh into one of the uh like it's like probably like what
like an Encore onto the cover of Encore where he's like, he's like,
I'll look into it for sure. Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out.
Anyway. Let's move on to some audience inquiries before we do that,
I do you want to mention? Sure? Before I do want to mention,
we had an extra ammal that everybody hated, and I knew everybody was
gonna hate it. I knew everybody was gonna hate it. We had a
titty ranking that was it was supposed to be a titty ranking because I relented,
uh and decided, yeah, all right, let's do a titty ranking.
I didn't want to do it, and then they ran with it,
and then it just got completely derailed. But we acknowledge. We acknowledged that
it's a terrible episode. But you know, I remember there was disagreements.
I don't even remember. It was just I don't remember what it was.
I just remember that it just wasn't a good episode. I remember being like,
I remember feeling like, should probably just delete that one. And there's
like, we did it already whatever. So so you got to give them
their money's worth, though, Yeah, give them. We'll give them a
real good one. Uh this next one, don't worry. I don't got
that. I got ideas, Okay, all right, I got ideas.
I got ideas. So we'll give you a really good one in exchange for
that piece of ship. But that's it. Look, man, this is
the experimentation pipeline. This is what the nature of extramo is. Sometimes they're
going to hit some sometimes they're going to hit stupid hard, and sometimes they're
going to be like, what the fuck was that one? What did I
just listen to? Did I just listen to a fucking Did I just listen
to a drug trip that eight people on acid screaming over each other? I
think so, So I just wanted to address it. Also, that's also
Sweeney's incapable of just sending a simple discord link out. Apparently that's pretty cool.
So you know these things happen. That's fire man, that's crazy,
it's crazy. Did you ever get you did not get freaking curtains? By
the way, you where you order them? What did you order them on
Macy's? Macy's? Why not just fucking Amazon? Is Amazon broken? I
didn't. I didn't want to get nice ones? Why I just go to
Macy's. Then that womar been stocked to bring him to Macy's, to bring
him to my mouse? Man, this nigga right here, I don't know,
you know what? I know? What else? You can't do?
You can't keep your face close to the mic? Man, do you do
you see do you see you see us? Do you see us? You
guys like sing it? Man? I'm just in fairness Derek. We have
we have very we have years of experience podcasting. We've only been doing this
show for what several years. My eyes are cooking, they're bleeding. I
love this so much. You know, when I showed up to your house
yesterday, I actually considered like walking to the MA, like walking to like
a department store and getting curtains and ubering them over to you, because I
was so annoying. He's cooked. He's roasting. Dude, he's roasting.
It's like a stuff pig. He's uh in the episode. Actually, there's
episode a bunch of drop right now as we're recording. Uh, it just
needed to you know, process and all that ship, and it was taken
long. Uh the very opening, I exaggerate his sun powers. I just
blasted the fucking exposure just only Yeah, that would have been a good thing
to commit to that. I love that. I'm just laced in sun now.
Yeah, you were, you were fucking you were a toasty brother.
You're toasty. All right. Let's get to some questions from our lovely audience
over it. Oh did I get too quick? Yeah? We didn't talk
about Sydney Sweeney. I wrote her down because like she's just been a topic
of conversation for the last week. I didn't really have anything to say.
I just I don't know. I just thought, yeah, because of that,
Okay, I finally understand haters. You know, you know how there's
like haters, there's people that are just they just hate, you know,
you know why they're jealous or this whatever X amount of reason they're not feeling
good about whatever. When I saw that fucking picture of that, the that
circulating around of Sidney Sweeney on hot ones, it it's such the most it's
like the most photogenic thing I've ever seen because it's not even like a pose
for the camera. It is a natural Yeah, it is a screenshot,
and I'm like, fuck this bitch, Like, I'm like that that's it's
so she looks so good in that that like it just pisces me off.
It's it really is. It really is genuinely upsetting. I think she's attractive,
but I definitely don't think she's like that. Like I saw the picture.
She looks pretty, but like, I don't think that picture is like
the moan he's the real hate, He's the that's the real I think he's
an attractive girl. That's worse than just saying that's worse than saying this dumb
bitch, I hate her. Yeah, like I'm mad more attractive in several
other moments, Like it's just you see, this is this is why,
this is why there are certain hold on This is why there are people with
different talents and and different eyes for different things, because like that is objectively
like a really good like I don't even necessarily mean, I don't mean like
I think it's great, but I'm not. You don't understand, you don't
you don't understand. I mean, like from a photographer perspective, like that
is a really amazing photograph, like sincerely, like that's like a great that's
a great image, Like that's it. That's like one of those like you
ever see those pictures, because there are pictures of like Albert Einstein fucking just
existing, you know what I mean. And then there's like portrait photography of
Albert Einstein where it's just like they capture it, you know what I mean,
It's like, oh shit, this guy's like it's like they and I
feel like, whoever fucking grab that screen? I mean, I don't know
if it's like a photo or if it was from a screenshot or what,
but like that crazy it looks like a screenshop. But then you look at
it and it's like, this is a fucking really well this I don't know,
there's something about it. It's like, this is a really great photograph.
I don't even I don't even necessarily mean like she looks like an angel
or like she looks like fucking unbelievable, and I think she does too,
but I think separate from that, I'm just like, Wow, that's like
a that's like one of the best photos of a person recently that I've seen
that wasn't like a photo shoot or something like that, you know what it
reminded me of. It reminded me of like it reminded me of the photo
of me and Jalen I create a clash, you know what I mean,
where it's like, that's probably the best photo of me that I've ever fucking
seen. And I don't mean necessarily like you can really kind of barely see
my face in it, you know, but that's an amazing image. And
that's kind of what I mean by that. It's like, it's obviously it's
very different context, but I don't know, she looks great. I think
I think she's very attractive. But I think that like I think a lot
of people. I don't know, I because my my standard of beauty for
people was varies. Granted, there's not a lot of women that I think
are like super famous and super like unbelievably attractive. That's just that's just my
It's I think it's less about your your I don't know if it's I think
it's less about whether or not you find it attractive and more about I just
don't know if, like, would you consider yourself to have like an eye
for imagery, like like, uh, absolutely color blind? Do you remember
that about I was saying, he's a bad authority on this in many ways,
like I would never Did you notice how I didn't even attempt to indulge
that idea. I was just like, yeah, no, dude, there's
an image that there's an image right the color blind tests. It hurt me.
It made me feel so bad. We're always looking at it, right,
And I was like, what does it say? And I told little
it says like fifty four. Come to find out, it says fuck color
blind people. And I was looking at that for like three minutes, trying
to see what number I thought, and I felt so bad, like so
genuinely bad. I went to bed. I was like, I'm just gonna
go to sleep now because yeah, yeah, I just think it's one of
those things where it's like I don't know, I I don't I can't recall
a photograph of a of a recent celebrity that I've seen that made me think,
oh, that's like a fan. Like I haven't had the realization that,
like, oh, that's a famous person in a while. Like,
and I know that probably sounds weird, but we don't Is that is that
what you're getting? Okay, I guess because we don't get the imagery like
that really like natural photography of like famous people that like looks like that,
Like it's I don't know, there's something about it that's like that struck me.
It's like I haven't seen this in a very long time. Yeah you
know what I mean. It's the first thing that comes up of just put
in the hot ones. It's just a fantastic and what it looks like to
me, it looks like the cameras that they work with, they probably have
like the twelve K. I don't know what type of cameras that shoot with,
but obviously they have some really fucking powerful cameras, and it looks like
a grab in my opinion, that's what it looks like, because uh,
a photography, you know, the megapixels are way more intense than an actual
photo that yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't look It looks like just
the cameras that they normally film with and are like, god damn, that
is a great fucking frame, and then they use that. And it's just
one of those things when you have a very photogenic person because it technically it
doesn't have to be Sidney Sweeney, but because of Sidney Sweeney is multiplied by
so much more because you're just looking at because you can see her with a
shitty ten adyp camera at a UFC event, for example, where she looks
like, oh, you can tell this is a very attractive woman, but
it don't look like that fucking photo like that shit is. It's just a
great moment and I'm just like, even just like that shit, even just
the other thumbnails of hot ones with other celebrities where it's like there's been countless
celebrities on ones and I've never seen a photo stick out like this didn't even
double ten. I'm just like whatever, whatever, remotely there's did you see
the James Gordon one where like everybody in the comments is like not even hot
ones could save this of coursese. I didn't see that. Why would you
even ask me that? Because I heard because I heard something, I heard
something about how bad it was, and I was like, it can't be
that bad, Like it's just a f like, look, I'm of the
mind I'm of the mindset that I can't know. I try not to hate
celebrities, you know what I mean. I try to reserve hate for people
that I intimately know who have wronged me. I don't try to hate,
like sincerely hate random people that I have no hope of ever interacting with,
because I don't know what fucking I don't know what people are like in person
or interpersonally. I don't know what people have been through. I don't know
what it's like to interact with these people. Just in the same way that
I think it's like fucking wild that people like hate me just bye, never
ever talking to me, you know what I mean. I find it like
really weird. So I try to like not engage in that, and so
like I I saw that Hot One's episode, like I saw it on my
feet now, and I saw people talking about how bad it was, and
I was like, it can't. Critical was talking about how bad it was,
and I was like, it can't be that bad. Like James Corden
sucks, but he can't. There's no way he sucks. In like the
context of the Hot Ones. He's just enjoying wings and chillin Like, how
could that possibly be bad that? Like I thought in my mind it was
like, oh, people are like over hating this guy, probably at a
certain point. And then I watched the episode and I didn't hate him the
appropriately hate him. I didn't hate him in the episode, but I didn't
hate him in the episode or anything, because again, I just don't hate
people like that, but I did. I watched it and I was like,
man, this is the most boring episode of anything I've ever fucking witnessed
in my life. It is so boring it's it's almost fucking criminal. And
he's telling really interesting stories too, which sucks. So he's telling these like
in these stories about how he got Paul McCartney to go and do his childhood
home and like how he convinced him to do it and all this shit,
and it's so boring, it's so fucking bland. I couldn't believe it.
How is I'm gonna be honest, the same thing with how did he get
in that position? I never understood that, Like, maybe I do need
to watch this hot ones to understand who he actually is and why the fuck
I should why anybody would even care about him? Because when I would see
those karaoke things he would do in the cars, I would be like,
why is this British pig singing with famous people? I don't understand, Like
this guy should be roasting. Do you guys remember you guys remember that black
and white thing that would come on every single Thanksgiving time where the toy soldiers
would have to fight those weird furry men and they had like a little Mickey
Mouse thing in there too. It's this weird Thanksgiving thing that would come on.
I think it's called March of the Wooden Soldiers. I think it's actually
called that. Familiar to me, this is familiar. He's putting the chat
because guys raised by old people, That's why it's fucking It's like put in
the chat. It's March of the Little the Pigs in that he looks like
one of them, actually for real life? Swear? Is it a live
action movie? Yeah? From nineteen thirty four. It's a musical comedy.
Oh my god, Jesus fucking Christ. Oh fuck what I Have you seen
the idea that you asked us? Have we seen March of the Wooden Soldiers
from nineteen thirty four? Its fucking because it comes on Everythingsgiving time. I
have literally no, I've never seen this in life. Yes, what chance?
No, but it's like right after the parade, like right after the
things of the parade. It would come on. I'm being that serious,
I swear. So I'm a man. I watch football and basketball on Thanksgiving.
Sorry, that's what I watch. I watch porn and nothing but porn.
Let's go Thanksgiving porn the main TV in the house, like kids are
coming, everybody's coming and putting the food down. Chris is watching, Yeah,
girls getting bruised by blodes Bro. That's bad Thanksgiving porn. But yeah,
it's called soldier. Look up the pigs from that, You'll be like,
damn, it looked like James Gordon. Oh ew ew yo, what
the fuck. They don't look like James Gordon, but they don't remind me
of anything. They remind me of what it's like to nightmare. Hold on,
let's I guess. I'm yo, this is scary. I'll put I'll
put in the chat. Look at this, Look at this. I watch
that. It is one of the most haunting images I think I've ever fucking
seen. What is wrong with the thirties? Ew, dude, It's like
I realized, how I realized how disconnected my choice and enjoyment is because my
grandma was born in the thirties. I keep forgetting that, Dude. This
looks like my grandmother was born in the thirties and I was born the nineties,
and the things we enjoy are I shouldn't be enjoyed. Like I genuinely,
genuinely, genuinely liked the rat Pack. Anyone else about that? Like,
what the fuck are you talking about? When I first met when I
first met when I first met Kingston. When I first met Kingston, he
had all this uh Jim Crow merchandise that really confused me. I had Sammy
Davis Junior merchandise on me. They were like, why do you have that
on you? Like, you know what those are the same Davis Jr.
Every day didn't Yes and at all just complete because that's so stupid, you
said, Jim Crow merchandise because you're brown. All right, well, let
me explain the whole ideas from New York that you were a fan of things
that were way before your time comedy. So that explained. It's fine,
gonna get better, It's fine, it doesn't matter. It's explaining it.
Please. You can't play ball. But I will say this thing. You
know this thing, you know what this thing reminds me of, actually sincerely,
you know how when things enter the public domain, somebody's like, let's
make a horror version of that. This looks like, this looks like if
this looks like modern Piglet in the public domain, in like a horror thing,
you know what I mean, Like this would be this would be the
costume for Piglet. In fact, I think it is in that Blood and
Honey fucking movie. I think he's actually dressed like this. I forgot that
they're doing that. Yeah, yeah, it's not good apparently, which I
mean, I'm that's not spread it out. Yeah, yeah, it's been
out for a while. They're doing another fucking they're doing it a steamboat will
now, because that's the most recently enter the public domain. And it's just
like, I don't know, man, it's it's getting kind of it's a
little boring in my opinion. But all right, let's move on. Let's
get some questions from our patrons over at patreon dot com slash just stark tank
Ottawa's flawless public Ottawa's flawless public transit system, right, and it says,
any chance we'll get a cover of the New Fact song by Tom McDonald Ben
Shapiro, We addressed that already. I just wanted to make sure your acknowledged.
Oh yeah, I checked. I checked my social media's. Check my
social media's and then check my By the time you hear this, check my
YouTube channel, there should be a full version most likely. If not,
then you know that I got lazy and uninspired, as simple as that.
Nice. If it's not there, I'm just like, fuck it? So
what that? So? What is that? So okay? So Arthur's cat
wrote in It's like I'm a longtime fan of the show, been watching since
zero. Hell yeah, dude, and your you and your YouTube channels.
I remember being shown Derek's geology for racist video when I was like eleven and
have been since. This is this is why, because that's fucking shocking.
I don't like the idea of eleven year olds watching my content. I know,
I know. Uh. My question is what fan interaction made? You
have to sit down and reconsider the fan bases you've called you've cultivated every day
every day this yeah, every day, every single day I think this.
But I do want to like, so, how old did you say that
video? Is? Uh? Like, I guess the mate seven years old?
Seven years old? So this kid's fucking eighteen. Now, wow,
congrats. You can go to strip clubs and buy porn. Go to strip
clubs. You can buy it's crazy you can't buy you can get down to
the fattal six dude, you have to be you have to be twenty one
to buy a fucking light or now I think too, it's kind of crazy.
I don't know, man, it's crazy to me. It is upsetting
whenever people are like, oh, I grew up with you, I didn't
anticate. I never, for whatever reason, I never anticipated ever having to
have that conversation or that discussion. That seemed like something that I would never
experience. But it was like, yeah, I saw your I found your
videos and I was like ten, and I'm like, yeah, you probably
shouldn't have been you probably shouldn't have quite frankly, but I will say I'm
at least uh. If they made it this far, they say he or
she im just saying they I don't know the Yeah, the name is Arthur's
cat. Oh okay, so it doesn't matter, so his day. But
if they made it this far and they're following the podcast, I feel like
they're okay, because my biggest concern would be the people that, you know,
how they'll use us as a springboard to get into some really wild ship.
And you hear about those pipelines, you know, insert pipeline and like,
so if you're if you're here, it's like, all right, you
kind of stayed grounded and you're just here for dumb bullshit that you're here for
dumb bash and I appreciate that and not like you're not listening to Tom McDonald
or something and be like this rules. This is looking dude, bro,
Tom McDonald speaking truth to power. Pipeline. That would have been cool.
What I wish I got pipeline would have been cool. You got pipeline,
got nerd pipeline. I just got like into more nerds, the nerds that
I looked at. I got like really like became an extremist. Yeah,
I man, I would have been fun. You would have you would have
been a wild Nazi, to be fair, like, if you became a
Nazi, I think that would have been really interesting. I don't have.
I never had. I never cared enough about anything. You know, I'm
coming towards everything. That's pretty cool. All right, Oh, the questions
A great question. I said this. I may have said this before on
the podcast, but this always sticks out to me. When the mother at
the Creator not Creator Clash the fuck VidCon we're all sitting down at and then
she was like almost crying, like I just want to thank you guys for
what you're doing and blah blah blah. And I'm like, yeah, dude,
what the funk i'mbut we're not doing anything. And disconnects they are.
Yeah, the disconnect. It's a wild disconnect because when you're just making dumb
videos in your room that you think are funny and people like are gravitating to
it, and you're like, oh, yeah, cool, people think it's
funny and then you meet people in person and they're like they take it really
seriously. It's always really It's it's interesting because I don't I don't know how
to I wonder, like, I just don't know if I've ever been on
the other side of that, like if maybe I've like taken music too seriously
that maybe the the the the like, oh, this music really speaks to
me, and then the and then the artist is like I wrote this in
the while I was taking a shit, yeah, and you know what I
mean. But it kind of makes you feel like that where it's like I
wonder if that's just the kind of just the nature of making stuff where just
people are just going to project themselves onto it and take what they want to
out of it, no matter no matter how hair you are. I don't
have any examples of that happening with myself, with me being so passionate about
something that wasn't so clearly important to body, Like I almost got lyrics tattooed
on me at one point. But I know the guy is, he's you
know, he has a hardcore based like he's in the hardcore so basically he's
anti fucking fascist. You know, he's very progressive guy. Yeah, a
punk scene. I know he cares a lot about this ship, but I've
never been like, I don't know getting the pizza pie. I don't know
that system of it down. They wrote that song that about pizzas and ship
and and somebody was probably like this, really, I just want to thank
you for writing this song the pizza pie, the mushroom mushrooms and the chipes,
Like what about our other shit asshole? Like it would be like somebody
being really passionate about all by myself. By green Day that that hidden song
on Douchie where it's it's just a ship post basically. Yeah, He's like
like it's just like, wow, this really speaks to me. I will
say. I will say I know that. I know there was a handful
of people that did take themselves seriously, and I feel like they're the reason
why that happened at all, because you had uh, yeah, who was
it, Sargon Dankula. They were well dankuelas I feel like he got roped
into it. But they they ran for office. They were doing stuff,
right. They joined a party over there in UK or something, and so
they were really trying to Yeah, they were trying to do some stuff.
But then you know, unfortunately they realized that the Internet isn't the same.
It's just like Rhonda Santis found out that the Internet is not in real life.
Because Rhonda Santis ran on you know, his anti trans Panic bullshit,
and that can only get you so far in real life, to the point
where people didn't really back him. But on the on the Internet, he
was a fucking like celebrity to those fucks. And it's like, it just
doesn't translate the fact that you have all these fucking dumbass fans, most of
them do not vote. When you think about our voter turnout, it's like
thirty percent. So all the people that are on the Internet, there's way
more than thirty percent of people on the fucking Internet, but they voting.
I'm like, you can't fucking like exactly use that as an actual fucking That's
like the that's like the Bernie Sanders thing. It's like, for ever,
everything Bernie Sanders said was always like mega trending, you know what I mean,
and like it had so much support and then like although although granted he
did he kind of got funned over the DNC. Yeah, there was also
that he got absolutely fun there was also the fact that he literally got illegally
sabotaged, and everybody just is okay with it. But yeah, that's cool,
very sick. So anyway, yeah, let's I don't know whatever.
Yeah, it happens sometimes, I think it mainly happens whenever, just people
take it too seriously. I don't know. I take certain things seriously.
I take I take making things that people think are funny seriously, like I
do. But that's a different It's different than taking what you're talking about seriously.
I think there's a difference there. It's like people who are serious about
comedy in general, where it's like they could be serious about comedy, but
what they're doing is fucking stupid, you know what I mean. It's not
super serious. But anyway, let's move on. Scully Scull Skull Fie rot
it in. He says, Hello, the funny one and the others.
Ooh, we don't know. Now that's interesting talking about not me. I
like that. That's like a little mind game. Probably the one and only
time I'll ask a question, But do you all ever do you all enjoy
griefing? Y'all talk talk about GTA five and the car insurance reminded me that
my brother and I used to play the fuck out of GT five. Pick
a player, grab their car with a helicopter, take it to the other
side of the map, and hold it until they came up on us,
and we chuck it into the ocean. Best way to get a dumb amount,
best way to get around the dumb af insurance. First of all,
I love the ingenuity of this. I didn't even think think about doing that,
even though I knew that that was a mechanic. That's so smart.
I wish I see. This is what makes me wish I'd stuck with GT
five because I would have had so much fun doing this. Absolutely. Oh
fuck, I love griefing. Man, it's fun. It's it's it's fun.
I can't do a lot of online play, but the first time I
really got into it was Halo three with my my friends that I grew up
with. I was living with them in seven and one thing we would always
do we would try to get somebody on our team to jump on. Uh.
Those ATVs are called like wart hogs or whatever. Right, is that
it? The small ones? The mongoose, Yeah, mongoose? Is that
it? Okay? Jeep the a TV is the bongos. So maybe I'm
thinking maybe I'm thinking of maybe I am thinking that the well I'm thinking of,
you can there's just people. I think three people can write in it
or something or that's a wordthog is that? Okay? What all I all
I remember is all we would try to do. We weren't even actually trying
to do anything other than just fuck with people, where you would get all
right, let's load let's load up, and then we were just driving circles.
It just and they would be like, like, what's happening? And
then usually we would get killed immediately, and you know, just so basically
that person kind of they would get they would either get off, they would
get killed by somebody, or we would get killed because we're clearly and we're
it's we're sticking out by just driving in circles. And uh, it was
it was literally just I guess it was a form of that of just kind
of just people. Yeah. I can't even express to you how many times
I've seen that and been so annoyed that our jeep, like the strongest asset
that we have, is being wasted in this way. It Basically I wonder
if we've played together sincerely, like you know what I mean, Like if
if we might have crushed pads in that way, because like I remember that
happening quite a bit and being like, man, why can't people just drive
or just not at least not drive if you're just gonna not do well,
don't take the car from me, don't take the Yeah, yeah it was
look man, if people didn't get but it is funny. I can't deny
that that. I can't deny that's funny. Yeah and everything. Bro,
I'm a bad person. I play games at lower levels and I whooped the
funk out of people that are doing the games so they don't play the game
anymore. I send terrible messages. I'm a bad I'm just I'm a bad
guy. I'm just not a good guy. I sent terristal messages. I
get on Overwatch. I get on Overwatch with me and Jalen and me and
Jayleen laugh at people. We laugh at people till they leave the game.
Bro, I am so bad. I'm such a bad sport. Hearing Jalen,
hearing Jalen laugh at you with no content, Actually who he is must
be scary, because like that is a that is a defining like that is
a noticeable laugh in a way that's like you gotta feel at least a little
bit. You can't hear that laughter and not feel something like, I don't
know if it's fair or enjoying. You're feeling something when I've definitely I've heard
they were kids and I made fun of them harder, dog like I just
like I am the I'm so I don't do Do you remember? Do you
remember? I don't I remember If this is when we were living together,
this is just like just generally when we would hang out, we would put
up videos of of people bullying children. Oh, there are so many videos
of people just bullying children on Call of Duty and all these other games.
And there's this one where he he agrees this one guy agrees to one v
one this twelve year old or something in Call of Duty in like Nuketown or
something, and he's just slaughtering him and he's like screaming in the mike.
Stop. And there's this one part in the video where it's just everything matches
up and the sound design and the like the sound of the game and the
sound of the whining just matches to sound like if you close your eyes.
It sounds like a child being executed because he's crying. You hear, you
hear one. You hear one gun shot at like three minutes into the video,
and then you hear like and then and then you hear another gun shot
and then silence. And I haven't seen it. I lost it. It's
that that video is gone. That d it's gone. Yeah, somewhere somewhere,
you gotta find it. Well, the original source that I used to
find is gone. It might be out there in the fucking ether. But
like, like when I walk in my room, you cannot say, like
that was the windows open, dude, Like really like close the window,
dude, he shout You would shout the hard r N word five times at
your computer with the window open, and your fucking computer, by the way,
his computer, by the way, was in front of the window,
so the wind just like it is here, so the window is behind his
computer. So basically he's just shouting the N word out the window of our
apartment. And we lived in like a pretty like we lived in the center
of town basically, like we lived where people were like walking around and getting
food and doing all sorts of people just hearing hearing slurs bouncing out of this
apartment onto the street while they're just trying to eat their fucking sushi. You
know. It's so it's a lot, okay, you play yo, stop
stop man, I'm like, what was wrong? You know what happens?
Because you know what happens, you're gonna shout that. You shout that word
out the window. Then someone comes up, comes up to the apartment,
knocks on the door. I answer the door, yep. And then it's
a fucking problem and I'm nowhere to be found that day too, yep.
Yeah, yeah, you you in fact, go take a shower for ten
hours and you're just on You're unreachable. And then it's just me in this
empty apartment. So heard you heard you like saying you know, uh N
word? And I'm like, no, I know this is gonna sound insane,
but I swear to you that wasn't me. I know I'm the only
person here, but that was someone else. I know what this looks like,
right, I know this looks like. And then three six foot five
black men into your apartment and then they strap you down. He's so tall
he has to bend down when he goes in the apartment. He bends down,
he puts his hand on like the middle place where the top and the
side meet. He comes in. He's like you like saying, he is
eight three. What is this doing it here? Dude? My favorite wall,
my favorite thing to do, I think, and we can move on.
It was back in the day. I played Minecraft for like, I
think three weeks for a certain point because I was just like kind of fascinated
by it. I was like, Oh, this is interesting, this is
this is what it was like new and on console. So I think like
twenty, I don't know, twelve or something, thirteen, maybe maybe before
I don't know. Yeah, I'm not super sure exactly when, but like
I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting, Like I okay,
there's something here. This fascinating. And then my friends would jump on
and they would build stuff. And I remember my friend was building this like
really ornate house and I was like, that's a really cool house. Man,
That's one of the coolest houses I've ever seen. And then I immediately
once I understood how the gamingchannings were, I was like, oh, I'm
building a bucket, getting lava, putting it in the bucket, and I'm
dumping it all over this guy's house, like for sure, Like that's what
I'm doing. And I would do that kind of constantly for three straight weeks
until it got boring and then I stopped playing forever. But I will say
the joy that I got out of that is like concerns me to this day
and it's what keeps me on the straight and narrow because I know there,
I know I can be a villain if I really like, I would get
a lot of fulfillment out of it too, if if I could, if
I could do it, because that that is unbridled joy. The way that
Minecraft work, because you see the lava coming down, it's like slow so
like you're a person, you're a piss person. You're destroy people that's pissed
you do? You do destroy people's things. That is maybe we'll feel bad,
Okay, well feel bad that makes you feel I'd rather it makes you
feel better. It's gonna write it off, get insuranced. Uh, let's
say, why don't you have lava insurance and Minecraft? Fucking dumb ass six
year old. Oh and here's a good one one I show wrote and he
says, howdy gents, Derek mentioned his benevolent dictatorship many times now, and
I would lead, and I would like to hear the ins and outs maybe
on an extra AMMO where Christ and Sween bring up possible situations and and Dictator
Derek can explain the laws around set situation. I love this idea. That's
ida. We can all do this. We can have an we can have
an episode for each one of us. It's like Derek's dictatorship, Christ's dictatorship,
and then we can each provide scenarios in which we will have to handle
it. I'm incredibly excited for uh Sweens dictatorship. I feel like his absurd
bullshit the last I'm gonna write that down. Actually, I'm gonna write that
down. That's genuinely actually sincerely idea absolutely uh absolutely dictatorships extra well great,
great idea would uh yeah yeah, well y'all save it. Yeah yeah,
well we'll say it. We'll save it for sure. Uh oh, this
is all right. Seventy more, seventy more questions. Uh, good evening,
stupid fat piece of ship, rat faced ray Man and Derek. God
damn getting insulted here. That is insanity, But thank you. I dare
you to say that to my face. I dare you to say to my
face, I did walk up to me and say that to me. Yeah,
say it to me. I got brain out. I will hammer fist
you into the ground, you imagine. I love the idea of hitting somebody
like this what they're watching the base of your like you would hit a desk.
It's some way to break your hand. It is the easiest way.
Yeah, but I love the idea of someone doing that, Like they get
someone down and they start doing that to them like a eight, like a
beast. They don't understand that do more damage. It's the fact that it
works, the fact that gorillas and chimpanzees genuinely do that. They just like
pancake the ground. Like if something dead on the ground, they're like,
they will literally slap it to death and then throw it across the room,
run to it and slap it some more. It is crazy. It is
having fun. They look like they're having fun. They don't even understand that
they're bludgeting a fox to death as they're doing it, completely unbothered. It
gets crazy unwaivered. Anyway, he this this sky rode in I'm straight,
but for boys. This is his name nice, He says, uh,
what's the video you're least proud of quality quality wise relative to the amount of
genuine effort you put in. It's kind of an interesting question because it's not
like it's not a surefire, like, oh, what's like the worst video
or like the video that you care about the least. It's like, oh,
what's one that you put a lot of time into that it didn't come
out the way you wanted it? Which is something that I have to I
feel like i'd have to look at my channel to really get a good idea.
I'm sure there's something you're saying it. You put a lot of effort
into it, but it it came out shitty, but it didn't come out
the way you like. It disappointed you. I guess, like it didn't
come out how you wanted it to come out. I think I have I
don't know, It's been a while since I've made something like that, to
be honest, but I think, oh, man, what the fuck would
it be? I did a video a long time ago about uh video like
Joe Biden blaming video games, like blaming video games for violence, I think
like three years ago, and that I put a lot of effort into it
and I merged it with some VR stuff, but it just didn't. It
wasn't as coherent or cohesive as I wanted it to be. It just kind
of felt like the video ends and then another video begins, and that always
kind of bugged me. But that's kind of it, you know. I
just I didn't feel like it flowed well everything else I feel about honestly,
Yeah, no, I have I have a video I have. I guess
there's probably a handful of videos I have that are there. I thought at
the time that I my points were like very I thought I thought that I
thought it was like meticulous. I thought it was I thought it was like
what I was doing. I was just knocking it out right, very concise
and ship. And then I'll every once in a while, I'll go back
to something and try to see, like, let me see if this holds
up, and a lot of times it doesn't, where I feel like,
huh, I remember thinking this was good, Like I remember thinking that I
got my point across well and this is this is good enough. And then
I'll go back and I'm like what the fuck, Like this is not what
I thought it was. Actually. Recently, a random video popped in my
feed, which it never happens. I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Like why is this in my recommended? And I'm like, I'm gonna
click on it. It was a video that I made that, uh,
the Amazing Atheist made a video because people were saying, oh, this guy's
gone woke, and then I've gotten some shit too. Yeah, and then
so I basically made a similar video was inspired by his. And first of
all, I actually forgot to I forgot to cut out a little part where
I fucked up, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, no,
okay, you know, Like so first I just left the party and I'm
like, god, damn it, like what the fuck. And then I'm
listening to it and I'm so I'm going too fast and I'm rambling, and
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I swear? I thought this
video was on fucking point, and it's it's I almost want to do it
again kind of a thing, you know what I mean. I'm like,
bro, like, I want to make it very clear about I don't know,
dude, whatever, it's it's it's over, who cares. Yeah,
yeah, it's just ship like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it
makes sense. I've always been embarrassed. I've never not been embarrassed in myself,
so I don't know. Very cool. I've never done anything worthwhile ever,
I'm not remarkable anyway. Very good for you. Hey, So we
had some technical difficulties Derek. Derek got bombed. Somebody walked into his house
with a pressure cooker and a microwave with a fork in it and just tore
him asunder. So we have to finish the show without him. Uh,
really annoying, but at the very least to pay raise for me and Sweeney
because we just get what's the left of his I mean, look, man,
I'm trying to find the silver lining, you know, rest in peace
there at rip Marcus, you know, no, but he his internet cutout
and we might have lost his video. We record locally, though, so
we should be fine the podcast. If you're listening to this, it'll it
should remain pretty unaffected up until this point where he's just gone because he can't
like into the internet. So we're gonna finish up the episode without him.
Hopefully he'll resurrect next time. But we're gonna read one final question and then
we'll get on with the credits. Old School Rebel wrote and he says,
Hello minority finn Doms. He says, would you rather have Andy Milanakis disease
you have the appearance of a child, or have every other person see the
person you date, or have every other person see the person you date as
a child. I'd rather be a child. Yeah, I think I'd rather
be a child too easily. I would rather not to answer. Yeah,
that's not that's not even a hard Yeah, that's not that's not hard.
Keep in mind that if you choose you're kissing a child, Like, no,
fuck that, absolutely, I don't need that. Keep in mind that
if you choose the first option, your dating pool will be limited to Lolita
express frequent flyers. Victim. No, not really, because I mean you
could just explain what's wrong, just explain that you have a Yeah, no,
dude, you absolutely you tried to have like a really complicated choice here.
But I would absolutely rather there are people who argue like or have argued
for a long time. I've already been perceived as a fucking child for most
of my twenties, so like it would really not be that much of a
difference, you know, I would much rather have that, but then be
consistently mistaken for a pedophile. Yeah, consistently. You know what that would
do to you because at a certain point you have to wonder, then are
you crazy? If because if you're dating somebody and they're just a woman to
you, and then everybody around you sees a kid, everyone unanimously, then
like you at that point have to be like you have to at that point
be like is this a kid? Like? Am I crazy? I must
be? And then that would drive you insane. So like, yeah,
I don't think. I don't. I really don't think it's even close the
disparity I would. I would rather Would you rather look young for a long,
long, long time or be mistaken for a pedophile everywhere you go by
every person, no matter who they are, Like, it's it's not,
it's not the most complicated question. These are not hard. These are not
hard. Dilemma's friend, I'm sorry you tried. I wish you the best.
Oh my god? Wait what is this? Huh? New sex move
called doing a fucking infinite? Wrote in he says, Hey, incest podcast.
If each of you were to fist fight your dad when you knew him
at his strongest, which of you would win? I'm not winning. There's
no way I'm beating my father the strongest. There's no My dad is six
foot six. My dad is built like me without the fat, but he's
six foot six. There's no way I'm beating that in the fight. My
dad is built like me with muscles. So I'm so still has a pretty
good body tote as an old man. It's it's a little distressing, but
there are warriors, dude, We're not warriors. He worked on the internet,
dude, Yeah, he is literally aware. What's distressing about it,
though, is that he there's photos of him that I have seen sincerely where
he looks like me, like and I don't mean like in the face or
anything, like a little bit for sure, obviously he's my dad, but
like I mean like literally like body type wise, like he looks like me.
It's like Captain America when he's when Chris uh, oh my god,
what's his fucking name? What's his fucking out of the machine? Yeah,
when Chris Evans has his face on that tiny guy, That's what it's like.
So I know that's I know that I have the capability to be that,
but I don't know if I have the desire or the necessity. Also,
I haven't been strong. That's the thing. Like my granddad. My
granddad was strong at shit as an old man. I'm pretty sure he got
I'm pretty sure the reason he dies because he was doing strong man shit when
he shouldn't have and it just caught up to him eventually. But like my
granddad was in war, So like that dad of mine, I'm not beating.
He can kill He's killed people. And then my grandfather, my grandfather
is like a fucking a wild man from JAMAI like a rude man from Jamaica.
Rossta, dude, I'm not I'm not killing that guy. He's he's
probably fought and understood he has to limit his opponent before. And I've never
had to feel that before. I've had that once in my entire life.
I've never fought to the point where like I have to make sure that was
again in your back up. Yeah, because I wouldn't fight that. I
would be like, I'm not gonna do this. I'm not a barbarian.
I am a civilized man. I was. I lived in the suburbs,
you know, lived in the suburbs. I'm not going to kill this person.
All right, Uh, let's do one more and then we'll get we'll
get the fuck out of here. Panic, fen boy, what's going on?
Derek some some pilot Blackman, Tomothy Sweenys, Christ and Christhany Reagan molding,
moldy avocado? How would you all run your very own warehouses? What
would be you distribute and ship out? How would you treat the wage slaves
under you? Ps? You're all, You're all of the you are the
first non Hentai artists slash as Mr Voice actor Patreon, I've ever said to
take that as you will, Happy to be part of your branching out from
that hellish, hellish realm that you inhabit. Dude, Not of work is
a crazy place, man, it is wild. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Too many friends in that ship. I saw some guy getting called out
reasonly. I don't know who these people are anymore. I'm so detached from
like the Internet side of everything, But like I saw some guy getting in
trouble because he's like he couldn't stop groping people, and there's just all these
call out posts and I'm just like, it's so easy not to grow people.
It's crazy, Like it's never done it. In fact, yeah,
he's never done it. It's so fucking wild. I love it. Though
I love the idea, it's like I can't I just can't help myself.
Man, It's like you need to be put in a box. It's the
idea of the guy likes pop up Don Platin now having to have the word
systematically taken out of his cab. It's like, what are you doing,
Papa, Like, what's going you say it that much? I feel like
it wasn't there something though about how like they kind of screwed him on that,
because like weren't they asking him to say or there was some weird thing
going on with I remember feeling kind of bad for Papa John at that.
In context, I don't remember, but I feel like the context was like
I think he said, we can't just go we can't say that. I
think he said specifically, we can't say this, like that's insane, and
then people were like, well, you just said it. I feel like
that. I remember that being the context, and I was like, that's
they really Norman Osborne him. I feel like I feel like Papa John's is
the Papa John is the closest figure we have to have real life. Norman
Osborne. I think I think it's why pizza time exists. Honestly, I
think subconsciously, I think it's why we chose pizza time for the for that,
for that villain. I hate this anyway. Warehouse he was, he
was a hero. How would we run our warehouses? What would we ship
out? I would ship out uh, flesh lights, and I would make
sure I not so, I would. I would ship out flesh lights,
and I would have porn playing on all the TVs around them, around the
warehouse, just just just so people would be so deeply tempted to use them.
And then when they slipped up a little bit, even if they just
grazed it a little bit too lovingly, I would I would really humiliate them.
They couldn't go to the bathroom. No bathroom breaks. The whole day
you're working. You're making four dollars an hour, and maybe you get a
tip if someone wanders in and feels bad for you. But that's it.
That's it, that's all you're getting. I'm working on bails and bales have
come. Bales have come come, biales, class sales have come. And
if they fucking and if they leave their zone immediately, who comes up and
caps them? And it fills, will come. That's that is that is
first of all, if the technology needed to make that work is crazy,
Like you'd have to have homing technology that is so accurate, vacuum seal technology
that I want, like to a reservoir of cumb that is ideally above the
warehouse. God damn, I want to. I want to make cumb it's
most volatile state, and I want to ship that. Do you think if
you could, like, how disrespected would you feel of someone if someone ejaculated
in like you know those you know those ice cube trays that make bullet shaped
ice and they shot cumb bullets. Yeah, how would you feel if you
got if you genuinely got shot in the heart with a cum bullet, I'd
be sobody that someone's come inside of me and it's killing and I'm like,
it's in my heart. They came in my heart. That's so fucking crazy,
that's so evil. It is pretty. You can't shoot ice, you
can't do that. It's gonna melt as soon as the fucking gunpowder. Well
yeah, it realistically, it'll shatter, is what it'll do. But it's
like some sort of metal casing that it comes out the casing that opens up
and then it's a cum bullet flying at you, like it sheds the casing
twice. It's like, think about it this way, think about like a
okay, so how about this instead of that, It's like a more feasible,
more realistic one would be like a tranquilizer dart shot out of a crossbow
full of comb. Yeah. So that way, it's like it's definitely impacting
you enough to fuck to get really deep in you because it's coming out of
a crossbow and then it's slowly it comes, slowly being inserted into you.
You're like, no, oh, no, how would the heart? Human
heart has done that, gone on a spree and done that. Yet,
you know, how would a human heart react to come These are interesting questions
that I think science needs to really nail down. I think I don't know,
man. I've seen porn stars ingest the amount of coum that is so
so insanely silly that I'm like, how I mean to be really sick?
I think, no, man, they do it with gump shits. I
feel like com is really not good for you. I feel like it must
be good for you in some way, right, I don't think it is.
It has one resource, but it's animal create person. That's it.
But it's animals but not really, it is not really. It is like
and it's in their most protal form. It as an animal. You don't
think comes animals. Come is not animals. Come is not animals, Come
is come will be animals. Sweet? That sweet that right now, Chris,
Come is not animals? Sweet is come animals? That episode there,
we gotta get the animals. We gotta we gotta get the fuck out of
here. Let's it's come animals, all right, let's we're gonna read off
our twenty five dollars patrons. Now, I hate this part of the show.
That's part of the show makes me so fucking mad. But we do
it for you because we love you, not in a parasocial way, but
in like you know, we love We love that so many of you listen
and are are this dedicated to us? And rambunctious? Yeah, I've just
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two hundredth guests guest to beat Julia Luis dreyf as duct taped to a chair.
Glad Sween talked you out of it. Yeah, it was. It
was dangerously close, but I decided it's not worth it. You know,
would you still hit that up? Would you still go for it? No?
Not now. I mean it's just like it's a different it's a different
person at this point, you know. But I think she's aged very well.
But like it's you know, it's it's out of the realm of I
would I will say I would have for a lot longer than I think most
people would have, you know what I mean. I think like up until
like probably mid fifties, I probably would have been like, yeah, she's
still good looking, dude, she's still good looking. But like I mean,
like she's sixty two, you know, like I mean, there's only
there's only so much, you know, dude, she's so rich. Yeah,
I know, it's insane. It's extraordinarily wealthy. It's insane. Uh,
it's crazy. But I think personally like her, like her in her
thirties was like peak for me. Like that's like there's a specific I think
she was good for a while. Man, that was great for a long
while. She looks great, but like even until now, I'm like,
damn, most ladies, she's like I think it's like her and like me
a long or like the woman. I'm like, you've got y'all just aged
well, keep aging good, like damn, like what is it? It's
just like but it's just like, but I've seen like people. It's like,
oh, this is certain women are unattractive in their thirties or whatever.
It's like, oh, the peak the women peak at like twenty five or
something. It's like, I don't know, man, Julia Lee Drive is
at like thirty thirty three, thirty four. It was like, that's a
that's a woman, man. Anyway, come on, that's man. Uh.
Patreon cuts off my nay, what are you gonna say? People?
People missing out on good good ladies. Man, I've seen very attractive fifty
year olds, man, very attractive. I'm like, damn, dude,
you're still keeping a pushing good for you. Yeah, Patreon keeps cutting off
my knee. The UK English dub of dragon Ball I have never once considered
this as even remotely possible, but that is the clip of Portuguese dragon Ball
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let this Sloyd. That's so gross. This already like an accident. That
sounds like a premium racist though, like not Vegina, freezer sounds amazing.
Probably, Oh yeah, freezers probably sound I mean fresa kinda freeza. In
the original dub even just kind of sounds he sounds British without sounding British,
you know what I mean? Like this, he sounds very racist because he
sounds racist and villainous. But even just the way he's like speaking, he
speaks, he speaks prim and proper, you know what I mean? Hello
monkey, Hello Manka. You know you want a banana? I don't like
bananas. Oh that's not possible. Wow is that possible? You love bananas?
Ape? Who was the English accent in Fucking Dragon Ball? Who was
it? Somebody had one uh girdle, one of the one of the you
know, one of them was an Aussie. Oh Jason Jesus. Yeah,
yeah, he had an Australian accent. Ridiculous but okayans imprisoning me all that.
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doing a fucking infinite. Chris only likes Julia lee Drives because he kind of
looks like her. I don't think I look like Julia Leue dryve Us at
all. All right, So weird one. I don't know if I've dated
anybody that's looked anything like me quite quite frankly, like, I don't.
I don't think. I don't even think I have that that pattern. Really,
that's a weird one. That's a strange one. That's a weird take.
That's a weird like, that's a weird take to be like, you
know, Chris looks like Julia Luis Driver. Yeah, like we're the similar
heights. I guess probably, but like what what, I don't know.
Maybe somebody will put like the internet. Yeah, maybe there's one photo where
we there's one photo of each of us that probably looks most like the other.
But even that's probably like a really far fucking you know, there's always
there's always a like, how do I put this, there's a picture of
Kingston where he definitely there is a photo of Kingston that exists where he looks
more like where no, where where you look more like pee wee Herman than
you do in any photo. Do you know what I'm saying, Well,
that's still not that's still like like, that's my that's my most pee wee
Herman like image, right exactly, and so but that's not a pee wee
Herman. But you will never call that a picture of pee wee Herman.
No, like Simon. So I feel like that's the only way that like
Juliaary Drivers, I feel like there are there's a photo of Juliullary Drivers where
she looks most like me, and a photo of me that look where I
look most like her, but we don't look anything alike at all. Idea
of the idea of a picture of me that looks like peev Herman is crazy,
like somehow, through some means, there is a picture of Kingston,
definitely, but it also looks a lot like pee Wee Herman is in you
understand to staying conceptually with what I'm talking about, right, Yeah, but
it's also so far fetched at the same time it's not even worth mentioning.
Yeah, it's like somebody' seen a picture of like you know in this picture
you cant like pee Herman and it's like yeah, yeah, it's yeah.
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a good. Rewrite the Bible, the whole damn thing, the whole damn
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I'm not reading enough of the Bible to do that. No way in
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five seconds ago. Uh. Readings and salutations. Welcome back to snark Tank,
a gay racist podcast. This is episode three hundred. My name is
Colin Moriarty and I'm gay Andy. Why are you so gay? So Andy?
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up and down the hull cocin live action. Wave dashing after being called the
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got dick in my nostrils. That's so funny, that's so stupid. But
I actually said it. I think I said it funnier than than it is.
My dyslexica kicked in. It's I've got my dick in nostrils. That's
not as good. Damn I have this. I have dyslexia. I have
dyslexia. That makes what I'm reading a funnier version of what it is.
Damn must be tough. It's pretty rough. It's finally, paperwork is really
hard because I can't stop laughing. Uh, Mark, that's absolutely not funny.
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On private your twitch VODs, I don't private them on purpose. They just
Twitch just does that on purpose. Twitch just does that automatically. And then
I just don't have the energy to go and unprivate them. Also their live
videos. Like, I don't know, I don't know if there's really much
value in having a live conversation. I don't feels like I don't feel like
live conversations are necessarily meant to live in perpetuity forever, you know, Like
I don't think that's I don't think that's something that's really fair or cool at
all. I think live conversation is a moment you can catch somebody's things.
I'm kind of stupid because it's a live interaction and so much context is missing
that I don't make it personally. Yeah, yeah, I kind feel the
same way about texts, Like I feel like I feel like text messages should
last, should should I feel like they should generally disappear after like a month
or something. Nah, bro, keep everything I ever said, Bro,
I keep everything. I keep everything I said too. I keep everything I've
ever said too. But I also like, I also know I'm not a
psycho who's gonna abuse it, you know what I mean? There are people
out there is like, look at this conversation that we had in like a
very specific emotional state, and now look at it now completely removed from the
context, with no tone and no no knowledge of these parties. And it's
like, oh, well, that's fine. It's like sex thing where it's
like you don't like you immediately the second it's over, it's immediately cringe like
it's over. Like it's it's there's it has the shelf life of warm semen
like it, I know, but it's not well, not on a shelf,
so like it's just I don't know, man, it's weird, was
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sixth floor, and is rounding out our list as always our King or King
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noose alright, set the fuck out of here. Pis