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Let's look at his ass. I'll
make it. Clap my comes like whistle

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stick in his fat. Oh my
young kay, don't want the waft.

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Come on, miyamaica go me.
No cats baking his ass, begging me

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hard, trecking that ass. I
captain a car. I love me in

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prison and easy decision, dog,
leave my ass a jar. Hey,

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look will get me. Well,
we don't have to be putting up for

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with it for that much longer.
Twin brons of one case, suck on

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your dogs, give me your cue. Twenty one comes one, Yeah,

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twenty one comes. You gotta get
that that weirdaire. Alright, guys,

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welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank
Podcast. God, god, damn it.

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What episode is it? I got? I think I should start getting

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into the habit of actually saying the
episode number. It's like two No,

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it's not two a four? Is
it? Really? It's not two o

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two? No? So by that
that so by that denomination between three?

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Yes, okay, so disrespectful.
But it was like, I'm like,

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why would you skip a number?
Why would you skip a number? Why

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would you do that? I was
like really confident that it was I don't

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know anyway. Second, how about
the next number, sir, because I

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thought, because I you know what
it is in my brain, I was

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like, it must be two o
two, and then Derek's like it's not

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and I was like, well,
it can't be close, because I was

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so confident that it was two two
and that it wasn't two o three that

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it was like it must be two
four. Anyway, Welcome to this episode

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of the Stark Tank Podcast. God
damn it, whatever. We we appreciate

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your viewership, All of you homeless
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your your your comfort, your first
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shit show of a show. So
we appreciate it a great deal. We

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gotta. I don't see how else
we can start the show off other than

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we got the bench. Ben Shapiro
wrapped, like for real, Ben Shapiro

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wrapped a rap with the guys at
years ago. Yeah, so twelve years

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ago Ben Shapiro said rap is not
music and that was twelve years ago.

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Yeah, well, yes, so
there was a there's a tweet that came

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out in twenty twelve and that circulates
around and here he goes full circle.

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I'm assuming Tom McDonald gave him at
least six figures, right, I guess

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for the audience, we should probably
say who Tom McDonald is, at least

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if anybody is not aware of this. Tom McDonald is one of those He's

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a Canadian that used to rap about
you know, he basically wanted to be

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a little Wayne back in the day, failed miserably because look at him,

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and then he realized that, oh
if I just rap about everything that I

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don't stand for, you know,
like that is just basically conservative ideals,

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they will like it regardless, because
fifty percent of his comment section is well

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I don't normally listen to rap,
but this is awesome, And then they

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yeah, so, yeah, that's
who that guy is. And now he

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has Binnjapiro on there. Yeah,
it's like he his songs are all the

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same, which is, like,
I think, the most offensive thing about

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it to me, it's not even
necessarily that like, dude, if that's

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your perspective, whatever, you're free
to do to make whatever music you want,

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but just the fact that it's literally
the only song that he makes over

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and over again. It's like I
don't care if I offend you. I'm

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epic and trans people are gay,
and it's just like, all right,

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I don't know how much more gas
this vehicle has in the tank really at

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this point, because every song I've
ever heard of him has been that.

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I don't think he writes about anything
else, because I don't think there is

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clip that I've heard of him has
been the same thing. It was the

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first time. I remember the first
time I was aware of him because there's

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a guy named Joyner Lucas who's actually
a good rapper, but a lot of

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people find him cringe, you know, like whatever. Fair enough, he

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came out with a song where he
was doing this whole like, you know,

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the whole liberal versus conservative thing,
like they were having like a conversation

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with each other, but there were
but he was doing it rapping. It

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was an interesting concept, and so
somebody said, oh, if you like

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this, you should check out this
guy Tom McDonald, and they sent me

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this video. I think it was
called like white Boy or something, and

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I was like, this is the
gayest fucking thing I've ever heard. This

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is terrible. And then I heard
him do a song called Snowflake with Blair

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White. I actually, to be
honest, I actually didn't hear the song.

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I didn't hear the song all the
promo pics and I just chose not

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to listen. But you did hear
the song, there, you did?

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I didn't because it's yeah, it's
probably just every other hear this snowflake,

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Snowflake, it's probably it's it's it's
just literally with I'm gonna melt you with

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my heat. There's some some nonsense, but ro went on a track with

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this fucking gall of it. I
don't know, man, this so he

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tried to be a little waye back
in the day, but he was like,

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I'm too big and white eight to
do it? Is that what it

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was? It was basically it figure. The unfortunate thing about him is that,

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especially when it comes to Canada,
dude, people are more interested in

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garbage UK drill than Canadian hip hop. Like Canadian hip hop has no chance,

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no chance. There was that dude
the snow Patrol kind of did informer

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and that's it. Do you remember
that song? You remember that song?

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Oh my god, guys from snow
Patrol. That was I don't think his

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name is snow Patrol. I think
it's close to that or something. It's

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it's it is. Let me see, let me let me look at his

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name. His name is Snow.
It's just patrol. Forgive me snow Patrol.

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In my head, I fully believe
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that the people who the band who
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that would have been insane. I
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it was Snow Printrol. I just
whatever. My brain just did not even

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check it until I'm so scared of
how controlling someone with confidence speaking is is

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getting worse than the word that I
get older starting to work on me.

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Someone just saying something and really meaning
it works on me now, And I'm

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like, as long as look,
as long as you just google it in

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fact check it afterwards, it's not
a big deal. Like I just I

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just didn't know enough about snow Patrol
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Like, I don't know, maybe
that guy's into that stuff. Maybe he

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goes from like yeah, like and
then he turned into some fucking ring and

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then yeah no, Maybe it's possible. Stranger things have happened. Fucking Fred

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Durst directed a movie where John Travolta
plays an autistic stalker. And that's the

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real thing that just happened. That
movie is real. That sounds so fake.

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But yes, I saw lead Redder. Wow, what is wrong with

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my brain? Red letter, I
said, Lead Redder? Okay, yeah,

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yeah, it's called The Fanatic.
If anybody is curious, by the

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way, is phenomenal, Like it's
it's crazy, it's insane. It is

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not a good movie. Phenomenal,
of course it's not. It's phenomenal in

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the way that you know what I
mean, dude, you know it's phenomenal

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in a way watching a dog get
cooked alive by the sun is phenomenal.

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Phenomenal. Actually saw that. Now
here's the thing. Here's the thing about

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the Ben Shapiro rap, Right,
we have to we have to talk about

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this in a serious way. I
think because he didn't no way he wrote

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that, you know what I mean, Like, I don't think he didn't

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write that, because there is despite
how bad it is, there is one

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thing that is really close to a
bar and I just I don't think.

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I don't think Ben Shapiro could do
that. So I think Tom McDonald probably

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wrote something for him, paid him
six that six million yen or whatever,

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and then got him in. Yeah. The the problem with it is that

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it's no flow. Ben has no
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He doesn't sound good at all.
There's no flow. He's saying the words,

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he's not wrapping words. There's a
talking, but there's no I think

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the flow is is it's like a
percentage gauge where there are sometimes where it's

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like fine, I think, and
then it loses it completely. There is

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a flow one of one of my
friends all long time ago, uh,

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because I've I've been wrapping on the
side for a long time and I was

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working with some people who took it
seriously. And one of the best advice

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that ever got for what I was
doing is you need to change up your

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cadence. You're you you. You
are so monotone in the way that like

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say Mace of bad Boy, if
you know who that is, he sounds

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the same in everything he does.
He's just then and it's just like,

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bro do something. So Ben's fucking
voice in this is let's look at the

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facts. And I'm like, there, dude, I just real quick,

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I did a parody of this song
like the same fucking day, right,

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I did it did a game thing, so I know, I just but

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it is so tying into this.
I recorded it a few different times because

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the first ones that I did,
I was trying to be closer to his

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tone. I wanted to match it, and then I thought about it,

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No, that's boring. People want
nasally Bin Shapiro rapping, like when you

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heard him do wop. That was
kind of like the thing that people wanted.

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They wanted like a extra extra large
and extra hard, you know,

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like do a kegel like they wanted
that type of cadence. And that's not

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what he gave us. But we'll
go back to that later. But uh,

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you said he had a bar.
He said he had he had a

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bar. He had something that he
had something that I think was really cool.

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I don't think it quite lands,
but it's close enough that I'm like,

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that's weird. That's weird. And
that gave it away to me.

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It was like, no way he
wrote any of this. He didn't participate

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in this in any real way beyond
showing up to do it. But that

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the lizzle line is like, that's
that's a line, Like you could extrapolate

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something out of that. That's pretty
decent. It doesn't quite work because it

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doesn't I get what I get what
they're trying to do it. It was

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close pockets. I can't remember what
the fuck it was like, my pockets,

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my money, My money's like Lizzo, my pockets are fat, I

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think, which is like, okay, that's way more than I expected out

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of Ben Shapiro. It's very low
bar. It's like it's really, I'm

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really trying to be as charitable as
possible here. Uh it's still terrible,

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but that made me laugh. And
then he loses it entirely when he goes

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like, all my people download this, Let's get a Billboard number one,

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Like it's the bill Board number one. It sounds like it's Billboard number one.

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It sounds like it sounds like an
epic wrap battle of history, like

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making fun of him, like at
that point where it's like, first of

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all, who the fuck is downloaded? Like I it's such elderly terminology.

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Download this. His boomer fans are
the only ones that It's like when Tim

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Poole put out his uh that song
and it shot up the iTunes charts because

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who the fuck buys records anymore on
on iTunes? The last time I did.

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This was when I came back from
Greece and one of my favorite bands

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dropped an album. I just wanted
to support it. It was before I

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started subscribing to Spotify. Once Spotify
was a thing for me, that it

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was over, Like, no more
digital album sales, That's not a thing

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for me anymore. Maybe I'll buy
a fucking actual vinyl record or something.

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Uh maybe something like that. But
other than that, that's Boomer shit.

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That is Boomer Central and eight album. It's probably a million years ago.

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I bought. I bought Uh,
I bought Butterfly. I bought uh Ellmatic

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to twenty fourth anniversary. That's it, I think, I think, Yeah,

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I think it was like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen. That's my album

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atime. Well so, I mean
the last time I bought an album was

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like two weeks ago. But but
it's for it's for a joke, okay,

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but I bought it's a video that
I'm working on. But it's I.

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I I bought Chris Daughtry c D
for for for for a Bit,

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which one is his debut, the
first one it's just Daughtry and it's just

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him. Yeah, let me let
me grab it. I haven't. I

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haven't opened it yet. Let me
not. Oh, penis close to your

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face, A little close to your
face. That penis proud. I'm a

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proud owner of this. Let's go. He's what about now wood if ium

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gay? Yeah, that's that's the
last detract. Number twelve prays all in

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your face, naked bounce seed?
What was the the what's the one song?

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It's not over? That's like his
that's the song. There's yeah,

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there's it's not over, there's home
and then yeah, I'm going home.

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I'm going home more than once.
Bro. Huh, it's a it's a

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fun song. So these faces and
these races that ship like. I have

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a feeling that the who the whoever
produced uh his music probably also worked with

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the early Nickelback. I just have
a feeling that they feel like it that

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they share the same producers, because
very similar in a way, very the

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vibes are very similar, which happens
a lot of times when I when I

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look, I like seeing origins of
or say, when a band breaks up

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or something happens and I wonder what
happened to all those musicians, and a

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lot of times they take those type
of roles and and you see like,

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oh, that's why everything sounds like
this or some ship. It's like the

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producers of the pop pit producers.
There's a handful of them and they all

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work on all the music and you're
like, oh, you can tell and

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who worked on what and anything funky? Oh you know it's Mark Ronson or

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something. You know what I mean. It's like it's it's well, it

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could be Pharrell, but it's it's
like one of those two. You know,

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it's well, you know, you
know, for if song has his

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four his forebeat, Every song he's
made, everything he's worked on has the

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four beat, Like you can't find
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back into Nerds and every single song
on every Nerds album has the four beating.

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It is so sad. What happened
to him was crazy, Uh,

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you got so happy assaulted what happened? No, he's like he can't walk

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anymore. It was like, he's
crazy, but I'm pretty gay. He's

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a he's a paraplegic now because crippled. Right, he was like really happy

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and he was like trying to be
really happy at a fucking water park and

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then he got he got on a
log flu and it snapped his spine in

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half. That's crazy. I would
have I know, I would have heard

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that. If that act, I
feel real bad shocked. If he was

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paralyzed and I never heard this,
I would have heard him. He's my

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he's like probably my favorite producer.
Ever. It's between him and like us,

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maybe Kanye at one point, and
it's just like Jesus Christ, he's

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paralyzed and I'm just here, none, none, no wiser. Yeah man,

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that everybody's going to produce the next
Tyler song. You know, get

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he's just fucking blowing that tube like
fucking super band. Yeah, exactly,

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like yeah man, his real name
is anyway, So what do you give?

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What do you give Ben Shapiro his
debut out of For first of all,

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a lot of people are saying that
his they a lot of pretty much

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the whole sentiment was that I think
this is AI, I think this is

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Tom McDonald even actually cleared Ben Shapiro
license because of how generic it sounded.

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that this proves that it's not is he's

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actually in the video. Right.
It would be really it would be really

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pointless of him to show up to
record and not like he might as well,

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like he definitely is just doing it
because it's like whatever, it's just

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something to do. But there's also
I don't know, it seems like it

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would be more effort. It would
be less effort to get Ben Shapiro on

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set to record and just record his
lines than it would be to just do

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that and then also figure out AI. Like it's not it's not hard to

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do, but it's it's not the
easiest thing to do either. It's like

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it's kind of cumbersome, honestly,
like you got to like, I don't

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know, it's a whole it's a
whole thing. So he does sound like

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a fucking robot. It is really
bland and boring. I give him like

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a like a D for effort,
you know. Over there it's not as

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bad as I thought it would be, but it also didn't last as long.

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And then the thing to think about
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It does cz like the second Honestly, I think it would have been fine

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if he just didn't ask people to
download it like that. That the bar

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completely. It was the weebiest fucking
thing I've ever seen. It was like

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before that, it was fine,
it was like it looked like he was

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like kind of having fun with it, like it's a yamaka homie no cap

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that's funny. It's dumb, but
it's amusing really. But then he goes

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like, oh my people, let's
download this, let's burgain the servers.

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And yet mean what Billboard number one
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Yeah, it's all the seventy year
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much, but whatever. Yeah,
yeah, downloaded monkey tunes. It's it's

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fucking insane. Yeah, but Ben
Shapiro says that about So I've seen so

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many clips of Ben Shapiro saying that
objective songs just aren't music, like he

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got he got really angry at Green
Day recently actually, or like in the

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last like month, because I think
they performed at New Year's Rock and Eve

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or something, and they they were
playing American Idiot and there's a lyric in

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there that's like, I'm not a
part of the redneck agenda, and he

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changed it to the Maga agenda,
which has been at like concerts for like

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years now already. So it's just
like he just found out about it.

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I guess the whole thing where it's
like yeah and so Ben Shapiro was like,

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well, Green Green, they performed
American Idiot, something that you know,

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it isn't even really music when you
think about it, and or something

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like that. He said, like
American idiots, like that meant in fact,

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people didn't know what that meant,
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it's such an insane degree of like
brain rot or like just dissidence. But

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like American Idiot, I wonder what
that song's about. The handful of people

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that were you saying, keep politics
out of this ship, and like,

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yeah, the politics, the thing
that since the beginning of music, it's

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a part of politics, are literally
a part of music, is the thing

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that really keep keep politics art?
What do you mean? Well, the

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thing the thing that confuses me about
it, The thing that confuses me about

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it, especially in regards to punk, is just like you just don't know

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what the fuck you're talking about.
But even beyond that, like what confuses

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me most about it is redneck agenda
is arguably like more offensive than mega agenda,

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you know what I mean? Like
rednck is just a part like there's

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no there's not a necessary like if
you're a red neck, there's a pretty

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high chance you're going to be like
a Republican, you know, like a

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conservative, but it's not every single
one of them. Like a redneck is

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like a just a poor living situation
or like where you're at, you know

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what I mean. So like MAGA
is like more narrow and more specific and

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less broad. There's like less splash
damage to it. It's like more focused

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and less It's it's like less I
don't know, like I don't know,

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there's it just confuses me that that
would offend people more than redneck. Well,

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it just shows weird again and again
who the real snowflakes are, like

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the true ones. Because when you
think about when you think about the progressive

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ideologues that we're doing all their things. Back in the day, me and

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Jojo were just talking about Big Red
do you remember Big Red Feminist. We

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were just talking about like that.
We were reminiscing on the good old days

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when shit was just making fun of
people that were acting dumb, and those

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people took it in stride. Essentially, they didn't do anything like So when

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you hear MAGA agenda and you're crying, like dude, okay at the UFC

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event at the UFC event. Trump
showed up again, one of the last

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ones, fucking Bill Burn his wife
Nea, and I was there. Nel

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was there, Nea flips Trump off. All of those fucking chudgs are screaming

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and crying, and I'm like,
you guys have fuck Joe Biden chants what

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they like? Stop being such pussies. What's wrong with you? Like that?

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The fact that green Day would even
they should literally hear that and be

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like, yeah, whatever, I
don't care. I don't listen to that,

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and then that that's the end of
it. That's the end of it,

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Like I don't listen, agreed,
I don't care, but I guess

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clearly some of them do, and
they're maybe and they just somehow didn't notice.

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thought this bisexual trio, if eyeliner

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wearing fucking punks were on my side, like talk about are you insane?

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I feel that so many times.
I feel that so many times where I'm

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thinking, like, dude, this
isn't for It was like again another thing,

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keep keep politics out of Star Trek. And I'm like, what,

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I don't what do you You're lying, You're lying. I'm not lying.

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You're lying. You're lying. There's
people saying Star Trek is not I'm like,

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it's inception is quote unquote woke if
you want to use that. The

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inception. The version of Star Trek
is fucking everything. Every version of Star

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Trek political. That is all it
is. Yeah, it's also a utopians,

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like are pretty close to utopian society, right, It's like the whole

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really well, the original vision of
it is pretty pretty much like that,

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isn't that? That's like the whole
point. We know, the idea of

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the idea of of saying humanity.
Humanity has figured it out enough to where

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it's just humans, right, but
the there's everybody else and so which happens

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a lot in sci fi. Right, it becomes the human alliance and then

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there's other and they become the Just
like there's a lot of great episodes of

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Star Trek where they tackle this type
of stuff. There's the one of the

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great ones. There's half black,
half white people, but just they're warring

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because they're fucking ships on different sides. There's like lip actually fucking stupid,

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But it's it's that show. That
show is all that is funny. It's

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it's like people saying they don't like
positis and comics. It's like have you

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read the X Men? That is
here they are The issue with the issue

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with that. The issue with that
is like I think I understand what people

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are trying to say, but the
issue is that they've been so in their

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own heads for so long that they
see everything as what they're as what they're

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afraid of. Like, because there
are things where it's like I'll be watching

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TV sometimes I'll be like, that
is fucking so lame, you know,

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I move on megaquick, but it'll
be like very like there's obvious pandering,

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and there's obvious like very bland writing
and very like there is obvious signaling in

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like certain TV and like certain movies. It's like whatever, that's like really

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bland and boring. But then the
issue comes with like when you translate that

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to like, oh, this punk
band is getting too political, It's like,

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what the fuck are you talking about? But I'm gonna be out of

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your You're out of your mind at
this point. I feel like, here's

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the thing, though, I know
what you're saying, because there's definitely some

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pandering, like say, uh,
what was it Captain Marvel? I think

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had a fight scene where I think
No Doubt was playing. I think it

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was like I'm just a girl or
something. I might be getting shit confused.

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Yeah, yeah, But like there's
moments like that where it's like I

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see what you're doing and it it
just feels a little cringe. Doesn't really

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bother me in a sin However,
what I see happening is shit that has

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happened before. Like here's a great
example. John Stewart in the Justice League

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animated series was put in there for
diversity reasons. Great decision because he's the

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absolute shit right. But see now
you make a say Disney Plus's Star Wars

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stuff, they I think Lizo's in
it, and then all of a sudden

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or that, you know, like
they're like putting diverse people in there the

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same thing that they've been doing,
but now it's a fucking issue where it's

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like, guys that I've done this
for a long time, but you're acting

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like it's never been done before.
It's weird. It's like if they if

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it Fresh Prince. It's like if
they greenlit Fresh Prince of bel Air today,

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people would be calling it like a
woke show. But like back in

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the back in the nineties, everybody
just everybody. Everybody fucking loved it.

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Like I don't know a single person
who didn't like Fresh Prince of bel Air,

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like sincerely that great. I think
very weird. I think it's very

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weird the idea of people having such
a problem with like I don't know,

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like I think where things fit,
things fit, where things don't fit,

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things don't fit. That's that's really
what it comes down to. Yeah,

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like like making Joel's daughter a racially
ambiguous girl opposed as being a little white

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girl before. It's like, I
know what you're trying to do. You're

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trying to make me care more than
I did when I played the game.

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I still kind of it's like,
yeah, he's a little black girl,

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Like, spend more time with her. Really. Yeah, see, I

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think the idea is just that their
mom is black, you know whatever implied

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Yeah, right, like he wasn't
you know, you know, he wasn't

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that dude. I felt the same
way with the with the with the Halo

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Show when when they had they casted
Captain Keys as that black guy, and

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I'm like, I mean, okay, uh, it's a little it's a

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little jarring because you want to feel
like you're white man. I think for

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me. For me, I just
look at it. I was like,

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this is kind of bizarre because there's
nothing necessarily about Captain Keyes. But I

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guess it's fine, Like I didn't
care, and that the rest of that

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show is terrible enough that I didn't. That's like, that's like the last

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that is the what if they made
what if they made Chief Black? I

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would have preferred that? Sincerely,
Like, actually, really you would have

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preferred I think you would have preferred
that. Only I think it would have

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been you. And there's a lot
of straight white males that'd be very angry

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at that. That's true. Well, the thing to me, yeah,

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no, I agree, it shouldn't. It shouldn't matter who Chief is.

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It really shouldn't. Did you know
the thing about it? Oh for the

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Halo show? What did he say? You probably caught this since you're like

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in tune with maybe he he he
did? He he said the same ship

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that he's such a Hollywood dweeb,
or like, yeah, we have to

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polish see my face. You have
to see my face so you can be

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able to connect with the the audience, can be able to connect with the

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I'm like, dude, we know
that it's bullshit at this point. That

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is such an old fossil fucking take
of like this is what you have to

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do. And I guess something recent
that just proved that wrong is the fucking

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Mandalorian. The Mandalorian is a great
example of that. Oh the Mandalorian was

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successful before Halo even came out,
so like it's it's bizarre. It's like,

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why would you say that. Dude's
yeah, he just this nigga just

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wants I don't know, good good. I do kind of feel bad for

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him though, because like on some
levels, like it's look, he's a

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he's an actor, you know what
I mean. He's not like the showrunner.

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He's not making decisions. So he's
just kind of being asked all these

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questions like how do you feel about
feedback about the helmet? And he's got

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to be like, well, look, I gotta I gotta make a case

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for the showrunner's decisions, because like, what the fun I'm not gonna like

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sit here and be like, yes, dumb. He already did that once

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that he can't do it again.
He already did it with the with the

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sex scene where he was like,
I literally I fought against that, but

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they wanted it uh just so crazy. But who's how does this we need?

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I feel like you don't. I
thought the culture shifted when Deadpool came

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out in twenty fourteen. I'm pretty
sure it was twenty fourteen when that Raided

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Our Dead movie came out. I
felt like the producers understood this movie made

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a shipload of money, and they
were just very true to Deadpool. Rob

405
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:25.160
LII, I think was a layfoot
was actually involved. I think and uh

406
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:29.200
as far as like consultation, consultation, and I felt like, okay,

407
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.480
we can we can do this,
now, we can, we can put

408
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:36.000
It's just like a dead Pool three
you see Wolver with a yellow fucking suit

409
00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:40.039
on and ship like, I really
don't like that character. And I was

410
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:42.400
not even a movie. Oh okay, good movie. It is a good

411
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:45.680
movie. I was like, oh
that is that is good. I can't

412
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:48.599
hate this. I'm gonna examine that
though. That what do you hate that?

413
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.160
The joke character? That's why my
thing? Well, I mean,

414
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:53.759
yeah, that's so you just like, yeah, you're not like a comic

415
00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:57.839
relief guy like I like. I
like spider Man because Spider Man's jokes are

416
00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:04.000
stupid and they're not like and they're
happening while he's getting the ship tossed across

417
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:09.720
Manhattan. Spider Man's a real characters
just like that dead Poles, never boles,

418
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:15.200
not like he's never even been meant
to be taken seriously. And that's

419
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:20.920
what's so fund x fors Well.
He has very real moments in him,

420
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:24.720
but he's like he's a Chimmy changa
nigga. He is a He's a guy

421
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:30.680
that has the fucking Deadpool Force.
There's a dog there's dog Pool, Like

422
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:32.559
it's not supposed to be taken seriously
at all. Like it's so I get

423
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:36.279
it, though if you're like somebody's
like this is gay, Like I want

424
00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:37.319
to read shit, that's more concrete, I get. I get it.

425
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:42.640
He's cool with Cable though, him
and Cable together are fucking rock on Cable

426
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:49.640
awesome, serious for no reason,
and that is like bro chill. Also,

427
00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:53.599
why do you have so many things
on your back? The things everything

428
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:59.079
on his back? Dude seven foot
two? It's like, what are you?

429
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:00.960
Dude? But the thing about that, that whole thing, it's like

430
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:05.000
I remember seeing the show and seeing
the cast is like, okay, so

431
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:06.920
keptain Keys is the black guy and
it's like I remember thinking like, all

432
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.960
right, I mean fine, it's
a little weird. I remember thinking like

433
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:10.839
that's a little weird. But like
I guess if he's if he's a good

434
00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:14.200
actor like whatever, and he's fine, Like I don't have a problem with

435
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:16.720
that that guy in the roller Captain
Keys at all. But it does kind

436
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.920
of I don't know. Sometimes I
feel like like, are they gonna like

437
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:25.559
if Sergeant Johnson was then in the
show and then they made him like Asian

438
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:29.960
because they already had a black guy, I feel kind of annoyed, you

439
00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:32.200
know what I mean, Like that
would really bother me a little bit.

440
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:37.640
That would really bother me if Sergeant
Johnson was not a black character in that

441
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:43.559
in that show. That might actually
set me off to a degree that I

442
00:33:42.519 --> 00:33:52.440
name the sergeant like youners. I
don't know, like they just totally changed

443
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.640
his name. The thing for me, I think the thing for me is

444
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:58.039
like listen, if you're gonna do
this, like I just do a little

445
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:01.519
bit more than just like making a
redheaded character and making the black you know

446
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:05.759
what I mean, Like take you
know what I mean, like just do

447
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:10.440
why not why not a Hispanic?
Why not a Korean? Why not these

448
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:14.920
other things. It always just a
black guy. It's always just a black

449
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:19.000
guy. And it's kind of weird. They too, they're too ambiguous,

450
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:23.480
they're too I guess that's not fair. It's Southwestern and everybody's gonna dislike them.

451
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:27.920
We're gonna dislike them more. You
may go on to Southwestern. It

452
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:31.400
just Guatemalan ass. Motherfucker. Don't
you can't be my leader. You wouldn't

453
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:35.320
be awake right now. See yes
the time. Yeah, I don't know,

454
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.920
stupid, but like I get what
I'm saying is like what I'm saying

455
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:42.400
is I get it, like I
get like the I get noticing certain things

456
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:45.920
and then being like all right,
whatever, that's weird or like it's kind

457
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:47.440
of I see why they're doing that, but like whatever. So if it's

458
00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:51.239
if the quality is good, like
who cares really at the end of the

459
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.400
day. But then there there are
people who just take it way too fucking

460
00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:55.719
far and they just kind of see
a boogeyman everywhere. It really is that

461
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.679
the sarkasing quote. It's like everything
is blank. Everything is blank, everything

462
00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:01.400
is blank, and you have to
point it all out. You can't woke.

463
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:06.320
Everything's woke, And it's just I
just don't know how you can live

464
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:07.639
in that. I don't know how
you can live that way, really,

465
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:12.800
like it sounds really simple, very
exhausting. They should make John Stewart black

466
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.639
in the next DC. I'm make
him white, make him like very white

467
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.800
in the next That would be crazy, and that that would be like make

468
00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:23.360
go white to Challa. They should
just make John Stewart John Stewart from the

469
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:29.960
from the show. Yeah, that
would be I don't know how i'd feel

470
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:35.199
about that funny, it'd be really
funny at first. So you have a

471
00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:39.239
problem with a Jewish green lantern?
Is that what you're saying, isn't one

472
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:42.559
of them Jewish? Though? I
feel like one of them is. He

473
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:51.000
would take Larfi's ring. Yeah,
Mordecais is Yeah, you know, it's

474
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:58.199
crazy. My fucking black Hispanic guy's
nephews. Interesting, that such an interesting

475
00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:04.199
day, Mordecai, because it's because
Mordecai Saved was my mother's name in the

476
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.840
Bible. So that's why his name
is Mordecai. Yeah, to me,

477
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:13.920
Mordecai, my mother's name is Esther, and my daughter's my sisters and his

478
00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:15.760
mother what's their last names? And
social Security numbers? While you're at it

479
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:20.159
by the way, Yeah, I
mean, like the last name is not

480
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:23.440
a big deal. There's their mind, all right, don't go. My

481
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:27.119
nephew's either thug. You you'll get, you'll get, you'll get, You'll

482
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.320
be leaking. Don't do that.
He's not he's not like me. He's

483
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.760
not a nerd. He's a thug. You'll be leaking. He's just don't

484
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:37.519
do that. One thing I wanted
to get to is this. Uh.

485
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:39.239
I don't know if you guys saw
any of the Suicide Squad stuff, but

486
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:45.199
it's, uh, it's pretty wild
because I really think rock Steady is just

487
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:50.039
fucked. So basically, Suicide Spot
is out right now for early access people

488
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:53.800
like people who paid one hundred dollars
plus for the early access version, which

489
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.119
like has happened before. They did
it with Starfield, but they gave you

490
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:59.360
like six days early access or something. But I think this is just like

491
00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:00.880
a day or tail, like,
I don't know, it's six some early

492
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:04.800
access period and if you pay one
hundred dollars, you can play Suicide Squad

493
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:09.719
kill the Justice League right now,
and the servers are all fucked. Uh.

494
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:15.920
So they took it down. They
took down their early access that they

495
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:21.199
charged one hundred dollars for down because
apparently, like when people started up the

496
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:25.760
game, it unlocked everything. So
there's a bug that basically, like like

497
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:31.320
the achievement would pop up that says
you beat the game basically and unlocked everything.

498
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:35.559
Yeah, you one hundred percent of
the game. And so so within

499
00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:38.480
three seconds, everybody like one hundred
percent of the game in the early access

500
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:45.000
period. And so they're shutting the
servers down to do some maintenance on this

501
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:50.039
one hundred dollars early access version.
So they got to turn this around in

502
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:54.559
like basically five seconds for to avoid
i don't know, probably severe legal repercussions

503
00:37:54.639 --> 00:38:00.480
or just to give all that money
back. It's so sad. It's man,

504
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:06.840
it sucks. I mean, I
hate what the game. I know

505
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:10.119
the game is not a fucking online
service. I know it's not a fucking

506
00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:15.239
looter shooter in that way, but
it just looks like it. It just

507
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.480
I just don't when I look at
that game, I'm like, I don't

508
00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:23.599
want to play it. It just
when I played the Arkham games, just

509
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:27.880
the the fucking tone. Now I
understand why it doesn't look like it's not

510
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:32.000
fucking Gotham I get that, but
just this game just looks like, I

511
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:37.199
don't know. It looks like like
you're gonna there's micro transactions somewhere hidden.

512
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.519
I haven't fucking there. Around the
corner there's something. I just have that

513
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:42.440
vibe and I'm like, I don't
want to play that ship. Dude.

514
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:46.159
It just doesn't made me happy.
Oh that's kind of sick. Can I

515
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:51.519
get to the bigger universe of Arkham
that makes me happy? Of course?

516
00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:57.199
Oh my god, that made me, dude, the arkha Verse, he

517
00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.039
said, Yeah, it's a dope
universe. Dude. I've got a version

518
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:04.159
of Batman that we've gotten. The
second I saw that it was connected with

519
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.079
the arka Verse, I was like, this is gonna be a fucking mess.

520
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:08.800
This is gonna be so bad for
no reason, because there's no reason

521
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:13.400
to connect them. There's no reason
to do that. Do your standalone fucking

522
00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:16.000
thing, because all you're gonna do
is ruined Batman. And they did the

523
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:21.559
thing. The thing is this right? I really think that this is my

524
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:24.280
personal opinion. It's a messman of
my mind because I'm a comic reader and

525
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:30.880
I know it's smart opinion, but
I think characters don't exist in the greater

526
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:36.039
comic universe. It's a bit of
a detriment to them for me. For

527
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:38.719
me, it's a bit of a
detriment to them, maybe because some of

528
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:45.960
the characters were the Were the Arkam
games bad because Superman wasn't in them?

529
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:51.320
No, but the fact they mentioned
him in it is fucking insane mentioned fucking

530
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:57.599
they talk about a fucking alien in
Metropolis flying around shutting down militias, Like

531
00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.639
that's cool, because that's a greater
universe. I think. I like the

532
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:06.559
idea of overrocking universe. I appreciate
that idea. I appreciate while I'm over

533
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:12.360
here doing this, other things are
moving throughout the world because the world feels

534
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:15.239
that's that's my perspective. The thing
to me is just like, if you're

535
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:17.440
gonna take nine years to make a
new game, you might as well just

536
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:21.639
make You might as well just do
a different Like if you're trying to make

537
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:29.760
a looter shooter, fucking live service
character action traversal game. You can't connect

538
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:35.159
this to the Arkham games at all, because what are these people fucking doing

539
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:40.760
moving around like this? Harley Quinn
is floating around and web swinging off of

540
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:46.360
like a drone that like follows her
like this. Why isn't everybody doing this

541
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:54.599
if this technology is so fucking wildly
like available and reverse engineerable. I don't,

542
00:40:54.599 --> 00:41:02.519
I just don't. Batman has a
mobile tank that can buy itself blow

543
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:08.199
up city blocks, and that's stupid. That's that's the dumber part of one

544
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:12.800
of the game. That's the dumber
game exactly. It's one of the dumber

545
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:17.079
games. But also in on Gotham
City, the city which the one is

546
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:22.559
the one where he has to be
up all weekend and he fights like Slade.

547
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:27.440
He he goes through like half his
rogues gallery in a matter of like

548
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:35.760
two nights without his origin origins.
Kham City takes place in one night.

549
00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:39.119
The Origins Origins might be the one
that he went through like half his rogues

550
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:43.239
gallery in one night, and that
was insane. I think that was the

551
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:45.920
third game. Game three is Origins, right, Well, no, technically

552
00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:51.559
that's the release schedule. Yeah,
you're right, yeah, yeah, the

553
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:54.280
game is Slate in that one.
I thought he fights Slater fights Slate in

554
00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:59.280
that one in the middle on a
fucking crates, Like I'm like, I

555
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:05.480
don't know, docking crates that Slade
can dodge bullets, bro. That is

556
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:13.239
absurd. The style of the tone
of this one. Cockstroke, what is

557
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:15.920
it so silly? Was it?
Was it? Cockstroke? I always forget

558
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:22.159
his name. It's like cockstroke,
cockstroke stroke dead cock ever get deaf cock

559
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:30.960
dead cock Slade Willson dead. I
don't know. I think I just feel

560
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:34.320
like sometimes connected universes are cool,
but I think oftentimes they're pretty fucking lame,

561
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:37.639
and they they kind of really stupid
because it looks dumb. It looks

562
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:43.960
like almost looking like Itham. I
wasn't it looks bruh. They missed they

563
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:46.559
this ship is sailed man. Nobody
gives a funk about the suicide Squad anymore.

564
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:52.079
It was first of people that worked
on this game when they got it

565
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:53.760
a year ago, they were like, it was a disastrous state. A

566
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:59.000
year ago they said it was a
disaster. A year ago. Yeah,

567
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:04.599
they were like, it's bad.
It's apparently bad, apparently, worry about

568
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:08.960
it. I desire And it was
like they were like, yo, it's

569
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:13.760
horrible, Like don't get what's sad? Yeah, for you know, what's

570
00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:17.239
sad? I would rather buy.
So if this game was five dollars,

571
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:22.039
I would rather buy what's this game
that I just put in my cart,

572
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:29.679
Blood of Patriots. It's five dollars, so I was, uh, I

573
00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:35.199
was thinking about the last episode.
We were talking about Trump being in Mortal

574
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:38.079
Kombat or what have you. So
then of course I put in Trump like

575
00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:44.519
fighting game, and then Blood of
Patriots popped up. Oh my god.

576
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.360
I'm like, oh my god,
I'm gonna buy this soon. But right

577
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:51.199
now I'm still playing Street Fight or
six, but I'm gonna buy this,

578
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:57.440
and I'm more interested in playing this
piece of ship indie fighting game then than

579
00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:00.840
just the Justice League or whatever they
can hill the Justice League. It just

580
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:07.719
I feel like I would have been
excited about this in twenty ten. I

581
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.760
feel like if if, if,
if this game came out a little bit

582
00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:15.360
after Arkham Asylum, I think it
would have been oh fuck yeah, like

583
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.519
dude, because the Suicide Squad was
blown up around that too. They just

584
00:44:17.559 --> 00:44:21.440
had their new run of comics and
stuff. I think it would have been

585
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:24.440
great. Times made the new team. Yeah, and it's like bruh,

586
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:30.679
I'm I'm good. The animated fucking
movies came out already, the live action

587
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:32.840
movies are out, and I'm like, damn, now you're you worked and

588
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:36.320
put all this resources into it and
you finally get it out, it's like

589
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:42.480
too late. Bro, nine years
spent fucking pirate game with Ubisoft. Oh

590
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:45.719
yeah, yeah, it's the same
thing, like blood and skulling, but

591
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:52.840
sculling bones. I was like,
dude, bones, dude, you know

592
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:57.400
that is baby. You know the
reason why that game is has not been

593
00:44:57.440 --> 00:45:01.760
canceled is it's because it's it's being
deve looped in tandem or with support from

594
00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:07.639
the Singaporean government, So there's like
a there's like a bureaucratic there's like a

595
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:13.639
bureaucratic necessity for the game to exist, Like they can't just cancel it.

596
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:16.679
It's so insane. But I feel
so bad for though. Man, I

597
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:19.880
feel bad. I feel bad.
Yeah, it's it sucks man. Nine

598
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.639
years and it's just kind of a
fucking mess. They just really dropped the

599
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:27.239
ball. I don't know. I
was looking at gameplay of it, and

600
00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:30.679
I'm like, maybe there's maybe it's
good, you know, because I remember

601
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:36.119
seeing gameplay of the Guardians of the
Galaxy game and thinking that that looked like

602
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:38.559
shit, and I remember beating that
and being like, this is kind of

603
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:42.840
one of the better games I've played
in a while actually, like from a

604
00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:45.800
single like from a single player like
story perspective, as somebody who doesn't care

605
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:49.000
about Marvel really at all, I
was like, this is fucking good.

606
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:52.519
Actually, once you get past it, once you get past the part,

607
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.239
the point where you know it doesn't
bother you anymore. That they don't look

608
00:45:57.239 --> 00:46:00.039
like the movie people, which takes
a while to me because it does kind

609
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:04.679
of feel like they're knockoffs for there's
actually a lot there that's pretty fucking solid.

610
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.280
But yeah, I don't know,
I don't see it here. Nine

611
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:14.639
years Dang, they fucked ot they
really access like this. I just yeah,

612
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:17.079
that sucks, man. I'm like, dude, there couldn't shoot themselves

613
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:21.599
on the foot any fucking more than
that, Like damn, Like I want,

614
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:23.039
I want, I want, fucking
I want them to do well,

615
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:28.159
but I I guess. I'm like, I'm sorry, I I have my

616
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:31.960
back. Catalog is so massive.
There's no way in hell I'm gonna play

617
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:36.719
this. It just it. It
can't be done. Fucking tech and AG

618
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:38.320
just came out and I'm like,
fuck no, I want things to kind

619
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:42.440
of slow down. I'm like,
slow down. And then fucking a couple

620
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.039
of months Dragon's Dogma twoson come out, and that's gonna be way too many

621
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:49.840
hours. And Dragons dog was gonna
be fun. They're gonna gonna be any

622
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:54.639
time for fucking Justice the Suicide Squad
Rapes, the Justice League Fantasy come out

623
00:46:54.719 --> 00:47:00.639
this month or next month? Oh
god, like it does it's it's it's

624
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:07.000
uh February, I think earlier late
probably. I think I have no idea.

625
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:12.199
That's what I'm guys. People are
just for that. Yeah, before

626
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:15.320
we before we move on, I
just want to share this thing that I

627
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.840
saw on Twitter just now. I
want should if you can put this,

628
00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.320
if you if you, if you
can put this in the episode, I

629
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:23.360
would I would really appreciate it because
I don't I don't know what I'm seeing

630
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:30.599
right now. Ghost Raid listener of
the show, of the program, follower

631
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:35.719
of all of us just posted this
Instagram ad for a mobile game, and

632
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:44.920
I, uh, I I I
I am really I'm really taking a back

633
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:54.079
by this. This is a fucking
card game, dude. What is stupid?

634
00:47:54.519 --> 00:48:01.840
So fucking crazy? Because it's a
I it's all fucking AI probably,

635
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:09.280
I mean I would imagine it's like
maybe fucking this like funck my allergies up.

636
00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:13.400
Man, I don't know this.
This put the fear of God in

637
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:15.880
me. Actually, like the way
his the way his first of all,

638
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:19.960
the way he sounds like an Indian
guy just trying to do an American accent.

639
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:27.920
It's weird, you almost. I
don't know what's to make of this.

640
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:34.440
That really that really destroyed my day. I think let's see you try,

641
00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:40.840
let's use that. Let that see
he just has that heavenly man.

642
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.679
By the way, sweeters, did
you ever post? Have you been posted

643
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:51.320
the discord link? I? Oh, I think I missed it this month?

644
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:54.440
Posted today? Man, you missed
this month? Month's over. Jesus

645
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:05.039
get it. You'll get it early. It's such a fight, that's awesome.

646
00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:08.000
That's uh. I don't know.
You guys want to you guys have

647
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:12.880
anything else you want to touch on
before we moved into questions to circle back

648
00:49:12.920 --> 00:49:17.039
real quick, just real fast.
I think Ben Shapiro's is not a good

649
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:20.920
name for a rap. I just
want to know, like, no,

650
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.840
should he yes? What should he
go by? Right? Ben Shanigro?

651
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.719
It's not bad, that's not bad
at all. I don't know. I

652
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:36.320
don't know no idea. So basically
what I'm trying to do right now is

653
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:39.039
I'm trying to figure out what's the
what's the title of the episode going to

654
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:44.000
be? Well, I don't know. Sometimes we get the title of the

655
00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:46.000
episode from the fucking credits, so
that is actually good. You know,

656
00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:52.320
who knows, there's probably somebody's had
to acknowledge Ben Shapiro rapping. Oh,

657
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:54.679
by the way, by the time
this episode's out, if all goes well,

658
00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.400
there will be a a full version
of the entire song. Because I

659
00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:02.840
don't give a fuck about Tom McDonald, so I'm like, I'm not gonna

660
00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:08.320
do his part. But I started
thinking about some stuff started buzzing around in

661
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:13.719
my head when I remembered his opening
line about like there's only two genders girls,

662
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.599
and I started thinking, like,
no, it should be something about

663
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:21.880
like he's so gay that he doesn't
acknowledge pussy by saying there's only two genitals,

664
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.760
cock and balls. And then I
was thinking, Okay, I got

665
00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:29.280
something there. Now I just need
to really I need to go back and

666
00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:34.559
listen to it. That is something. Yeah, So there probably will be

667
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:40.800
a full version out featuring Uh.
It's gonna be called gay Facts. Uh,

668
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:45.760
come McDonald featuring gay Shapiro that is
the full, That is the full,

669
00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:51.920
the gayest SHAPIROO, yeah, the
gay Shaparon And come McDonald. There's

670
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:55.800
something about McDonald that I just kind
of like, it just works, and

671
00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.360
I really hope to God that he. I know Ben won't see it,

672
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:02.920
but I feel like, come,
I feel like Tom McDonald will. He'll

673
00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:07.679
probably I'll make sure. I'll make
sure to do just like Ben doesn't call

674
00:51:07.719 --> 00:51:10.719
to action, I'll make sure you
do a call to accident. Make sure.

675
00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:17.480
Yeah, Tom McDonald, let's tag
Tom McDonald in this and let's all

676
00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:25.159
make him come. I don't know, Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it

677
00:51:25.159 --> 00:51:30.480
out. Ben Negro, right,
you said that, Ben Negro like that

678
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:39.960
Ben and Ben and Ben and m
is pretty good. If you can photoshop

679
00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:47.440
him into like uh into one of
the uh like it's like probably like what

680
00:51:47.559 --> 00:51:53.199
like an Encore onto the cover of
Encore where he's like, he's like,

681
00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:58.039
I'll look into it for sure.
Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out.

682
00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:00.960
Anyway. Let's move on to some
audience inquiries before we do that,

683
00:52:01.320 --> 00:52:06.079
I do you want to mention?
Sure? Before I do want to mention,

684
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.000
we had an extra ammal that everybody
hated, and I knew everybody was

685
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:17.599
gonna hate it. I knew everybody
was gonna hate it. We had a

686
00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:22.320
titty ranking that was it was supposed
to be a titty ranking because I relented,

687
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:25.599
uh and decided, yeah, all
right, let's do a titty ranking.

688
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.960
I didn't want to do it,
and then they ran with it,

689
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:34.280
and then it just got completely derailed. But we acknowledge. We acknowledged that

690
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:40.599
it's a terrible episode. But you
know, I remember there was disagreements.

691
00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:44.400
I don't even remember. It was
just I don't remember what it was.

692
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:45.559
I just remember that it just wasn't
a good episode. I remember being like,

693
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:47.679
I remember feeling like, should probably
just delete that one. And there's

694
00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:52.519
like, we did it already whatever. So so you got to give them

695
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:57.519
their money's worth, though, Yeah, give them. We'll give them a

696
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:01.239
real good one. Uh this next
one, don't worry. I don't got

697
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:06.679
that. I got ideas, Okay, all right, I got ideas.

698
00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:10.599
I got ideas. So we'll give
you a really good one in exchange for

699
00:53:10.639 --> 00:53:14.119
that piece of ship. But that's
it. Look, man, this is

700
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:16.400
the experimentation pipeline. This is what
the nature of extramo is. Sometimes they're

701
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:20.599
going to hit some sometimes they're going
to hit stupid hard, and sometimes they're

702
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:22.239
going to be like, what the
fuck was that one? What did I

703
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:27.119
just listen to? Did I just
listen to a fucking Did I just listen

704
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:30.639
to a drug trip that eight people
on acid screaming over each other? I

705
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:37.039
think so, So I just wanted
to address it. Also, that's also

706
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:40.519
Sweeney's incapable of just sending a simple
discord link out. Apparently that's pretty cool.

707
00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:45.239
So you know these things happen.
That's fire man, that's crazy,

708
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:49.800
it's crazy. Did you ever get
you did not get freaking curtains? By

709
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:58.079
the way, you where you order
them? What did you order them on

710
00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:05.119
Macy's? Macy's? Why not just
fucking Amazon? Is Amazon broken? I

711
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:07.920
didn't. I didn't want to get
nice ones? Why I just go to

712
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:15.039
Macy's. Then that womar been stocked
to bring him to Macy's, to bring

713
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.960
him to my mouse? Man,
this nigga right here, I don't know,

714
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:20.639
you know what? I know?
What else? You can't do?

715
00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:24.199
You can't keep your face close to
the mic? Man, do you do

716
00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:28.800
you see do you see you see
us? Do you see us? You

717
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:31.599
guys like sing it? Man?
I'm just in fairness Derek. We have

718
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:36.920
we have very we have years of
experience podcasting. We've only been doing this

719
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:47.800
show for what several years. My
eyes are cooking, they're bleeding. I

720
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:51.480
love this so much. You know, when I showed up to your house

721
00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:54.480
yesterday, I actually considered like walking
to the MA, like walking to like

722
00:54:54.519 --> 00:54:59.280
a department store and getting curtains and
ubering them over to you, because I

723
00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:05.639
was so annoying. He's cooked.
He's roasting. Dude, he's roasting.

724
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:10.199
It's like a stuff pig. He's
uh in the episode. Actually, there's

725
00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:14.320
episode a bunch of drop right now
as we're recording. Uh, it just

726
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.199
needed to you know, process and
all that ship, and it was taken

727
00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:24.559
long. Uh the very opening,
I exaggerate his sun powers. I just

728
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:32.239
blasted the fucking exposure just only Yeah, that would have been a good thing

729
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:38.159
to commit to that. I love
that. I'm just laced in sun now.

730
00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:40.880
Yeah, you were, you were
fucking you were a toasty brother.

731
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:45.960
You're toasty. All right. Let's
get to some questions from our lovely audience

732
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:49.920
over it. Oh did I get
too quick? Yeah? We didn't talk

733
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:53.039
about Sydney Sweeney. I wrote her
down because like she's just been a topic

734
00:55:53.079 --> 00:55:55.239
of conversation for the last week.
I didn't really have anything to say.

735
00:55:55.239 --> 00:55:59.719
I just I don't know. I
just thought, yeah, because of that,

736
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:07.480
Okay, I finally understand haters.
You know, you know how there's

737
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:09.320
like haters, there's people that are
just they just hate, you know,

738
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:13.679
you know why they're jealous or this
whatever X amount of reason they're not feeling

739
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.559
good about whatever. When I saw
that fucking picture of that, the that

740
00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:22.559
circulating around of Sidney Sweeney on hot
ones, it it's such the most it's

741
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:28.719
like the most photogenic thing I've ever
seen because it's not even like a pose

742
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:34.320
for the camera. It is a
natural Yeah, it is a screenshot,

743
00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:37.800
and I'm like, fuck this bitch, Like, I'm like that that's it's

744
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:43.880
so she looks so good in that
that like it just pisces me off.

745
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:50.119
It's it really is. It really
is genuinely upsetting. I think she's attractive,

746
00:56:50.119 --> 00:56:52.960
but I definitely don't think she's like
that. Like I saw the picture.

747
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:58.239
She looks pretty, but like,
I don't think that picture is like

748
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:00.960
the moan he's the real hate,
He's the that's the real I think he's

749
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:05.679
an attractive girl. That's worse than
just saying that's worse than saying this dumb

750
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:10.039
bitch, I hate her. Yeah, like I'm mad more attractive in several

751
00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:15.000
other moments, Like it's just you
see, this is this is why,

752
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:19.119
this is why there are certain hold
on This is why there are people with

753
00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:24.039
different talents and and different eyes for
different things, because like that is objectively

754
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:27.880
like a really good like I don't
even necessarily mean, I don't mean like

755
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:30.800
I think it's great, but I'm
not. You don't understand, you don't

756
00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:35.519
you don't understand. I mean,
like from a photographer perspective, like that

757
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:38.039
is a really amazing photograph, like
sincerely, like that's like a great that's

758
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:40.800
a great image, Like that's it. That's like one of those like you

759
00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:45.880
ever see those pictures, because there
are pictures of like Albert Einstein fucking just

760
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:49.480
existing, you know what I mean. And then there's like portrait photography of

761
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.039
Albert Einstein where it's just like they
capture it, you know what I mean,

762
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:53.360
It's like, oh shit, this
guy's like it's like they and I

763
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:57.440
feel like, whoever fucking grab that
screen? I mean, I don't know

764
00:57:57.480 --> 00:58:00.239
if it's like a photo or if
it was from a screenshot or what,

765
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:05.320
but like that crazy it looks like
a screenshop. But then you look at

766
00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:07.039
it and it's like, this is
a fucking really well this I don't know,

767
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:10.199
there's something about it. It's like, this is a really great photograph.

768
00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:15.960
I don't even I don't even necessarily
mean like she looks like an angel

769
00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:19.239
or like she looks like fucking unbelievable, and I think she does too,

770
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:21.880
but I think separate from that,
I'm just like, Wow, that's like

771
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:27.519
a that's like one of the best
photos of a person recently that I've seen

772
00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:30.840
that wasn't like a photo shoot or
something like that, you know what it

773
00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:34.559
reminded me of. It reminded me
of like it reminded me of the photo

774
00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:37.360
of me and Jalen I create a
clash, you know what I mean,

775
00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:40.840
where it's like, that's probably the
best photo of me that I've ever fucking

776
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:45.039
seen. And I don't mean necessarily
like you can really kind of barely see

777
00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:50.119
my face in it, you know, but that's an amazing image. And

778
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:52.119
that's kind of what I mean by
that. It's like, it's obviously it's

779
00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:55.599
very different context, but I don't
know, she looks great. I think

780
00:58:55.679 --> 00:59:00.280
I think she's very attractive. But
I think that like I think a lot

781
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:01.960
of people. I don't know,
I because my my standard of beauty for

782
00:59:02.039 --> 00:59:05.880
people was varies. Granted, there's
not a lot of women that I think

783
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:09.960
are like super famous and super like
unbelievably attractive. That's just that's just my

784
00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:15.719
It's I think it's less about your
your I don't know if it's I think

785
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:17.679
it's less about whether or not you
find it attractive and more about I just

786
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:22.239
don't know if, like, would
you consider yourself to have like an eye

787
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:29.880
for imagery, like like, uh, absolutely color blind? Do you remember

788
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:35.679
that about I was saying, he's
a bad authority on this in many ways,

789
00:59:36.760 --> 00:59:40.719
like I would never Did you notice
how I didn't even attempt to indulge

790
00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:44.719
that idea. I was just like, yeah, no, dude, there's

791
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:47.800
an image that there's an image right
the color blind tests. It hurt me.

792
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.880
It made me feel so bad.
We're always looking at it, right,

793
00:59:51.880 --> 00:59:54.000
And I was like, what does
it say? And I told little

794
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:59.000
it says like fifty four. Come
to find out, it says fuck color

795
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:02.639
blind people. And I was looking
at that for like three minutes, trying

796
01:00:02.639 --> 01:00:08.199
to see what number I thought,
and I felt so bad, like so

797
01:00:08.519 --> 01:00:12.519
genuinely bad. I went to bed. I was like, I'm just gonna

798
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:16.599
go to sleep now because yeah,
yeah, I just think it's one of

799
01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:20.559
those things where it's like I don't
know, I I don't I can't recall

800
01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:24.519
a photograph of a of a recent
celebrity that I've seen that made me think,

801
01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:29.400
oh, that's like a fan.
Like I haven't had the realization that,

802
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.199
like, oh, that's a famous
person in a while. Like,

803
01:00:32.239 --> 01:00:36.880
and I know that probably sounds weird, but we don't Is that is that

804
01:00:36.920 --> 01:00:38.920
what you're getting? Okay, I
guess because we don't get the imagery like

805
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:45.880
that really like natural photography of like
famous people that like looks like that,

806
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.039
Like it's I don't know, there's
something about it that's like that struck me.

807
01:00:49.079 --> 01:00:52.320
It's like I haven't seen this in
a very long time. Yeah you

808
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:57.599
know what I mean. It's the
first thing that comes up of just put

809
01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:00.960
in the hot ones. It's just
a fantastic and what it looks like to

810
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.880
me, it looks like the cameras
that they work with, they probably have

811
01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:06.440
like the twelve K. I don't
know what type of cameras that shoot with,

812
01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:08.480
but obviously they have some really fucking
powerful cameras, and it looks like

813
01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:12.719
a grab in my opinion, that's
what it looks like, because uh,

814
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.920
a photography, you know, the
megapixels are way more intense than an actual

815
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:20.920
photo that yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't look It looks like just

816
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:22.519
the cameras that they normally film with
and are like, god damn, that

817
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:29.000
is a great fucking frame, and
then they use that. And it's just

818
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:31.639
one of those things when you have
a very photogenic person because it technically it

819
01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:36.559
doesn't have to be Sidney Sweeney,
but because of Sidney Sweeney is multiplied by

820
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:39.840
so much more because you're just looking
at because you can see her with a

821
01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:44.880
shitty ten adyp camera at a UFC
event, for example, where she looks

822
01:01:44.920 --> 01:01:46.199
like, oh, you can tell
this is a very attractive woman, but

823
01:01:46.280 --> 01:01:51.239
it don't look like that fucking photo
like that shit is. It's just a

824
01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:53.840
great moment and I'm just like,
even just like that shit, even just

825
01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:59.440
the other thumbnails of hot ones with
other celebrities where it's like there's been countless

826
01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:01.960
celebrities on ones and I've never seen
a photo stick out like this didn't even

827
01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:07.079
double ten. I'm just like whatever, whatever, remotely there's did you see

828
01:02:07.079 --> 01:02:09.039
the James Gordon one where like everybody
in the comments is like not even hot

829
01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:14.679
ones could save this of coursese.
I didn't see that. Why would you

830
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:17.559
even ask me that? Because I
heard because I heard something, I heard

831
01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:20.679
something about how bad it was,
and I was like, it can't be

832
01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:23.039
that bad, Like it's just a
f like, look, I'm of the

833
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:30.320
mind I'm of the mindset that I
can't know. I try not to hate

834
01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:31.719
celebrities, you know what I mean. I try to reserve hate for people

835
01:02:31.719 --> 01:02:37.000
that I intimately know who have wronged
me. I don't try to hate,

836
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:40.719
like sincerely hate random people that I
have no hope of ever interacting with,

837
01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:44.760
because I don't know what fucking I
don't know what people are like in person

838
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:46.760
or interpersonally. I don't know what
people have been through. I don't know

839
01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:49.519
what it's like to interact with these
people. Just in the same way that

840
01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:52.960
I think it's like fucking wild that
people like hate me just bye, never

841
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:54.280
ever talking to me, you know
what I mean. I find it like

842
01:02:54.480 --> 01:02:59.039
really weird. So I try to
like not engage in that, and so

843
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:01.559
like I I saw that Hot One's
episode, like I saw it on my

844
01:03:01.559 --> 01:03:04.440
feet now, and I saw people
talking about how bad it was, and

845
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:06.679
I was like, it can't.
Critical was talking about how bad it was,

846
01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:09.599
and I was like, it can't
be that bad. Like James Corden

847
01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:15.440
sucks, but he can't. There's
no way he sucks. In like the

848
01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:19.599
context of the Hot Ones. He's
just enjoying wings and chillin Like, how

849
01:03:19.599 --> 01:03:22.039
could that possibly be bad that?
Like I thought in my mind it was

850
01:03:22.039 --> 01:03:24.199
like, oh, people are like
over hating this guy, probably at a

851
01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:30.719
certain point. And then I watched
the episode and I didn't hate him the

852
01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:35.960
appropriately hate him. I didn't hate
him in the episode, but I didn't

853
01:03:35.960 --> 01:03:37.559
hate him in the episode or anything, because again, I just don't hate

854
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:40.559
people like that, but I did. I watched it and I was like,

855
01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:45.800
man, this is the most boring
episode of anything I've ever fucking witnessed

856
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:50.079
in my life. It is so
boring it's it's almost fucking criminal. And

857
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.159
he's telling really interesting stories too,
which sucks. So he's telling these like

858
01:03:53.159 --> 01:03:57.159
in these stories about how he got
Paul McCartney to go and do his childhood

859
01:03:57.159 --> 01:03:59.719
home and like how he convinced him
to do it and all this shit,

860
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:04.639
and it's so boring, it's so
fucking bland. I couldn't believe it.

861
01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:12.440
How is I'm gonna be honest,
the same thing with how did he get

862
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:16.800
in that position? I never understood
that, Like, maybe I do need

863
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.599
to watch this hot ones to understand
who he actually is and why the fuck

864
01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:24.960
I should why anybody would even care
about him? Because when I would see

865
01:04:24.960 --> 01:04:28.119
those karaoke things he would do in
the cars, I would be like,

866
01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:32.400
why is this British pig singing with
famous people? I don't understand, Like

867
01:04:32.639 --> 01:04:40.199
this guy should be roasting. Do
you guys remember you guys remember that black

868
01:04:40.199 --> 01:04:46.360
and white thing that would come on
every single Thanksgiving time where the toy soldiers

869
01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:50.679
would have to fight those weird furry
men and they had like a little Mickey

870
01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:55.519
Mouse thing in there too. It's
this weird Thanksgiving thing that would come on.

871
01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:58.519
I think it's called March of the
Wooden Soldiers. I think it's actually

872
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:02.360
called that. Familiar to me,
this is familiar. He's putting the chat

873
01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:06.719
because guys raised by old people,
That's why it's fucking It's like put in

874
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:12.119
the chat. It's March of the
Little the Pigs in that he looks like

875
01:05:12.199 --> 01:05:15.400
one of them, actually for real
life? Swear? Is it a live

876
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:20.639
action movie? Yeah? From nineteen
thirty four. It's a musical comedy.

877
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:28.000
Oh my god, Jesus fucking Christ. Oh fuck what I Have you seen

878
01:05:28.679 --> 01:05:31.039
the idea that you asked us?
Have we seen March of the Wooden Soldiers

879
01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:34.840
from nineteen thirty four? Its fucking
because it comes on Everythingsgiving time. I

880
01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:40.760
have literally no, I've never seen
this in life. Yes, what chance?

881
01:05:41.079 --> 01:05:44.280
No, but it's like right after
the parade, like right after the

882
01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:45.440
things of the parade. It would
come on. I'm being that serious,

883
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:49.840
I swear. So I'm a man. I watch football and basketball on Thanksgiving.

884
01:05:50.039 --> 01:05:54.679
Sorry, that's what I watch.
I watch porn and nothing but porn.

885
01:05:55.159 --> 01:06:00.639
Let's go Thanksgiving porn the main TV
in the house, like kids are

886
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:04.679
coming, everybody's coming and putting the
food down. Chris is watching, Yeah,

887
01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:13.639
girls getting bruised by blodes Bro.
That's bad Thanksgiving porn. But yeah,

888
01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:16.400
it's called soldier. Look up the
pigs from that, You'll be like,

889
01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:23.000
damn, it looked like James Gordon. Oh ew ew yo, what

890
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:28.920
the fuck. They don't look like
James Gordon, but they don't remind me

891
01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:31.519
of anything. They remind me of
what it's like to nightmare. Hold on,

892
01:06:31.880 --> 01:06:34.960
let's I guess. I'm yo,
this is scary. I'll put I'll

893
01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:38.280
put in the chat. Look at
this, Look at this. I watch

894
01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:41.119
that. It is one of the
most haunting images I think I've ever fucking

895
01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:46.199
seen. What is wrong with the
thirties? Ew, dude, It's like

896
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:51.199
I realized, how I realized how
disconnected my choice and enjoyment is because my

897
01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:56.639
grandma was born in the thirties.
I keep forgetting that, Dude. This

898
01:06:56.679 --> 01:07:00.719
looks like my grandmother was born in
the thirties and I was born the nineties,

899
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:05.719
and the things we enjoy are I
shouldn't be enjoyed. Like I genuinely,

900
01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:12.199
genuinely, genuinely liked the rat Pack. Anyone else about that? Like,

901
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.599
what the fuck are you talking about? When I first met when I

902
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:17.039
first met when I first met Kingston. When I first met Kingston, he

903
01:07:17.079 --> 01:07:23.639
had all this uh Jim Crow merchandise
that really confused me. I had Sammy

904
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.599
Davis Junior merchandise on me. They
were like, why do you have that

905
01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.039
on you? Like, you know
what those are the same Davis Jr.

906
01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:36.000
Every day didn't Yes and at all
just complete because that's so stupid, you

907
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:42.559
said, Jim Crow merchandise because you're
brown. All right, well, let

908
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:46.440
me explain the whole ideas from New
York that you were a fan of things

909
01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:53.159
that were way before your time comedy. So that explained. It's fine,

910
01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:56.000
gonna get better, It's fine,
it doesn't matter. It's explaining it.

911
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:59.800
Please. You can't play ball.
But I will say this thing. You

912
01:07:59.800 --> 01:08:01.360
know this thing, you know what
this thing reminds me of, actually sincerely,

913
01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:05.719
you know how when things enter the
public domain, somebody's like, let's

914
01:08:05.760 --> 01:08:11.239
make a horror version of that.
This looks like, this looks like if

915
01:08:11.480 --> 01:08:16.560
this looks like modern Piglet in the
public domain, in like a horror thing,

916
01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:18.479
you know what I mean, Like
this would be this would be the

917
01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:21.720
costume for Piglet. In fact,
I think it is in that Blood and

918
01:08:21.760 --> 01:08:26.960
Honey fucking movie. I think he's
actually dressed like this. I forgot that

919
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:30.520
they're doing that. Yeah, yeah, it's not good apparently, which I

920
01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:33.560
mean, I'm that's not spread it
out. Yeah, yeah, it's been

921
01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:38.279
out for a while. They're doing
another fucking they're doing it a steamboat will

922
01:08:38.359 --> 01:08:41.359
now, because that's the most recently
enter the public domain. And it's just

923
01:08:41.399 --> 01:08:44.359
like, I don't know, man, it's it's getting kind of it's a

924
01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:47.880
little boring in my opinion. But
all right, let's move on. Let's

925
01:08:47.920 --> 01:08:51.359
get some questions from our patrons over
at patreon dot com slash just stark tank

926
01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:57.760
Ottawa's flawless public Ottawa's flawless public transit
system, right, and it says,

927
01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:00.840
any chance we'll get a cover of
the New Fact song by Tom McDonald Ben

928
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:02.720
Shapiro, We addressed that already.
I just wanted to make sure your acknowledged.

929
01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:08.239
Oh yeah, I checked. I
checked my social media's. Check my

930
01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:12.479
social media's and then check my By
the time you hear this, check my

931
01:09:12.520 --> 01:09:15.720
YouTube channel, there should be a
full version most likely. If not,

932
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:18.880
then you know that I got lazy
and uninspired, as simple as that.

933
01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:25.359
Nice. If it's not there,
I'm just like, fuck it? So

934
01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:27.640
what that? So? What is
that? So okay? So Arthur's cat

935
01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:30.319
wrote in It's like I'm a longtime
fan of the show, been watching since

936
01:09:30.520 --> 01:09:33.600
zero. Hell yeah, dude,
and your you and your YouTube channels.

937
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:41.439
I remember being shown Derek's geology for
racist video when I was like eleven and

938
01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:46.079
have been since. This is this
is why, because that's fucking shocking.

939
01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:49.920
I don't like the idea of eleven
year olds watching my content. I know,

940
01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:55.000
I know. Uh. My question
is what fan interaction made? You

941
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:59.039
have to sit down and reconsider the
fan bases you've called you've cultivated every day

942
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.920
every day this yeah, every day, every single day I think this.

943
01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:04.880
But I do want to like,
so, how old did you say that

944
01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:11.640
video? Is? Uh? Like, I guess the mate seven years old?

945
01:10:11.720 --> 01:10:16.960
Seven years old? So this kid's
fucking eighteen. Now, wow,

946
01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:21.199
congrats. You can go to strip
clubs and buy porn. Go to strip

947
01:10:21.199 --> 01:10:28.760
clubs. You can buy it's crazy
you can't buy you can get down to

948
01:10:28.760 --> 01:10:30.319
the fattal six dude, you have
to be you have to be twenty one

949
01:10:30.359 --> 01:10:33.680
to buy a fucking light or now
I think too, it's kind of crazy.

950
01:10:33.880 --> 01:10:39.039
I don't know, man, it's
crazy to me. It is upsetting

951
01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:42.720
whenever people are like, oh,
I grew up with you, I didn't

952
01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:45.840
anticate. I never, for whatever
reason, I never anticipated ever having to

953
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:50.319
have that conversation or that discussion.
That seemed like something that I would never

954
01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:53.680
experience. But it was like,
yeah, I saw your I found your

955
01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:58.880
videos and I was like ten,
and I'm like, yeah, you probably

956
01:10:58.920 --> 01:11:04.680
shouldn't have been you probably shouldn't have
quite frankly, but I will say I'm

957
01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:10.920
at least uh. If they made
it this far, they say he or

958
01:11:10.920 --> 01:11:15.399
she im just saying they I don't
know the Yeah, the name is Arthur's

959
01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:17.119
cat. Oh okay, so it
doesn't matter, so his day. But

960
01:11:17.319 --> 01:11:23.439
if they made it this far and
they're following the podcast, I feel like

961
01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:29.520
they're okay, because my biggest concern
would be the people that, you know,

962
01:11:29.560 --> 01:11:32.800
how they'll use us as a springboard
to get into some really wild ship.

963
01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:39.119
And you hear about those pipelines,
you know, insert pipeline and like,

964
01:11:39.239 --> 01:11:41.800
so if you're if you're here,
it's like, all right, you

965
01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:45.840
kind of stayed grounded and you're just
here for dumb bullshit that you're here for

966
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:51.239
dumb bash and I appreciate that and
not like you're not listening to Tom McDonald

967
01:11:51.359 --> 01:11:56.079
or something and be like this rules. This is looking dude, bro,

968
01:11:56.239 --> 01:12:00.800
Tom McDonald speaking truth to power.
Pipeline. That would have been cool.

969
01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:03.840
What I wish I got pipeline would
have been cool. You got pipeline,

970
01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:08.319
got nerd pipeline. I just got
like into more nerds, the nerds that

971
01:12:08.359 --> 01:12:13.399
I looked at. I got like
really like became an extremist. Yeah,

972
01:12:13.439 --> 01:12:15.680
I man, I would have been
fun. You would have you would have

973
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:17.239
been a wild Nazi, to be
fair, like, if you became a

974
01:12:17.319 --> 01:12:23.359
Nazi, I think that would have
been really interesting. I don't have.

975
01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:27.960
I never had. I never cared
enough about anything. You know, I'm

976
01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:31.960
coming towards everything. That's pretty cool. All right, Oh, the questions

977
01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:36.520
A great question. I said this. I may have said this before on

978
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:42.760
the podcast, but this always sticks
out to me. When the mother at

979
01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:48.119
the Creator not Creator Clash the fuck
VidCon we're all sitting down at and then

980
01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:51.279
she was like almost crying, like
I just want to thank you guys for

981
01:12:51.359 --> 01:12:55.359
what you're doing and blah blah blah. And I'm like, yeah, dude,

982
01:12:56.520 --> 01:13:00.039
what the funk i'mbut we're not doing
anything. And disconnects they are.

983
01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:05.920
Yeah, the disconnect. It's a
wild disconnect because when you're just making dumb

984
01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:09.920
videos in your room that you think
are funny and people like are gravitating to

985
01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:11.399
it, and you're like, oh, yeah, cool, people think it's

986
01:13:11.399 --> 01:13:14.800
funny and then you meet people in
person and they're like they take it really

987
01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:18.439
seriously. It's always really It's it's
interesting because I don't I don't know how

988
01:13:18.439 --> 01:13:25.840
to I wonder, like, I
just don't know if I've ever been on

989
01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:29.359
the other side of that, like
if maybe I've like taken music too seriously

990
01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:32.520
that maybe the the the the like, oh, this music really speaks to

991
01:13:32.520 --> 01:13:34.840
me, and then the and then
the artist is like I wrote this in

992
01:13:34.880 --> 01:13:38.920
the while I was taking a shit, yeah, and you know what I

993
01:13:38.920 --> 01:13:41.039
mean. But it kind of makes
you feel like that where it's like I

994
01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:45.520
wonder if that's just the kind of
just the nature of making stuff where just

995
01:13:45.520 --> 01:13:48.720
people are just going to project themselves
onto it and take what they want to

996
01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:54.119
out of it, no matter no
matter how hair you are. I don't

997
01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:57.399
have any examples of that happening with
myself, with me being so passionate about

998
01:13:57.399 --> 01:14:02.159
something that wasn't so clearly important to
body, Like I almost got lyrics tattooed

999
01:14:02.199 --> 01:14:06.399
on me at one point. But
I know the guy is, he's you

1000
01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:10.840
know, he has a hardcore based
like he's in the hardcore so basically he's

1001
01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:15.520
anti fucking fascist. You know,
he's very progressive guy. Yeah, a

1002
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:17.960
punk scene. I know he cares
a lot about this ship, but I've

1003
01:14:18.000 --> 01:14:25.079
never been like, I don't know
getting the pizza pie. I don't know

1004
01:14:25.199 --> 01:14:30.479
that system of it down. They
wrote that song that about pizzas and ship

1005
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:34.800
and and somebody was probably like this, really, I just want to thank

1006
01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:40.600
you for writing this song the pizza
pie, the mushroom mushrooms and the chipes,

1007
01:14:40.920 --> 01:14:46.000
Like what about our other shit asshole? Like it would be like somebody

1008
01:14:46.039 --> 01:14:51.159
being really passionate about all by myself. By green Day that that hidden song

1009
01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:55.560
on Douchie where it's it's just a
ship post basically. Yeah, He's like

1010
01:14:57.920 --> 01:15:01.239
like it's just like, wow,
this really speaks to me. I will

1011
01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:05.920
say. I will say I know
that. I know there was a handful

1012
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:10.359
of people that did take themselves seriously, and I feel like they're the reason

1013
01:15:10.439 --> 01:15:15.119
why that happened at all, because
you had uh, yeah, who was

1014
01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:19.720
it, Sargon Dankula. They were
well dankuelas I feel like he got roped

1015
01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:25.680
into it. But they they ran
for office. They were doing stuff,

1016
01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:30.439
right. They joined a party over
there in UK or something, and so

1017
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:34.119
they were really trying to Yeah,
they were trying to do some stuff.

1018
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:39.680
But then you know, unfortunately they
realized that the Internet isn't the same.

1019
01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:43.920
It's just like Rhonda Santis found out
that the Internet is not in real life.

1020
01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:47.000
Because Rhonda Santis ran on you know, his anti trans Panic bullshit,

1021
01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:51.000
and that can only get you so
far in real life, to the point

1022
01:15:51.039 --> 01:15:54.960
where people didn't really back him.
But on the on the Internet, he

1023
01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:58.159
was a fucking like celebrity to those
fucks. And it's like, it just

1024
01:15:58.159 --> 01:16:01.279
doesn't translate the fact that you have
all these fucking dumbass fans, most of

1025
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:04.560
them do not vote. When you
think about our voter turnout, it's like

1026
01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:08.680
thirty percent. So all the people
that are on the Internet, there's way

1027
01:16:08.720 --> 01:16:11.239
more than thirty percent of people on
the fucking Internet, but they voting.

1028
01:16:11.640 --> 01:16:15.640
I'm like, you can't fucking like
exactly use that as an actual fucking That's

1029
01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:17.119
like the that's like the Bernie Sanders
thing. It's like, for ever,

1030
01:16:17.159 --> 01:16:20.920
everything Bernie Sanders said was always like
mega trending, you know what I mean,

1031
01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:26.039
and like it had so much support
and then like although although granted he

1032
01:16:26.119 --> 01:16:30.960
did he kind of got funned over
the DNC. Yeah, there was also

1033
01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:35.479
that he got absolutely fun there was
also the fact that he literally got illegally

1034
01:16:35.520 --> 01:16:40.399
sabotaged, and everybody just is okay
with it. But yeah, that's cool,

1035
01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:44.239
very sick. So anyway, yeah, let's I don't know whatever.

1036
01:16:44.359 --> 01:16:46.359
Yeah, it happens sometimes, I
think it mainly happens whenever, just people

1037
01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:49.760
take it too seriously. I don't
know. I take certain things seriously.

1038
01:16:49.920 --> 01:16:56.720
I take I take making things that
people think are funny seriously, like I

1039
01:16:56.760 --> 01:17:01.079
do. But that's a different It's
different than taking what you're talking about seriously.

1040
01:17:01.119 --> 01:17:05.159
I think there's a difference there.
It's like people who are serious about

1041
01:17:05.199 --> 01:17:08.560
comedy in general, where it's like
they could be serious about comedy, but

1042
01:17:08.600 --> 01:17:11.399
what they're doing is fucking stupid,
you know what I mean. It's not

1043
01:17:11.479 --> 01:17:17.119
super serious. But anyway, let's
move on. Scully Scull Skull Fie rot

1044
01:17:17.119 --> 01:17:19.720
it in. He says, Hello, the funny one and the others.

1045
01:17:19.880 --> 01:17:27.399
Ooh, we don't know. Now
that's interesting talking about not me. I

1046
01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:30.479
like that. That's like a little
mind game. Probably the one and only

1047
01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:32.600
time I'll ask a question, But
do you all ever do you all enjoy

1048
01:17:32.720 --> 01:17:38.640
griefing? Y'all talk talk about GTA
five and the car insurance reminded me that

1049
01:17:38.680 --> 01:17:41.840
my brother and I used to play
the fuck out of GT five. Pick

1050
01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:45.279
a player, grab their car with
a helicopter, take it to the other

1051
01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:47.079
side of the map, and hold
it until they came up on us,

1052
01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:51.159
and we chuck it into the ocean. Best way to get a dumb amount,

1053
01:17:51.520 --> 01:17:56.279
best way to get around the dumb
af insurance. First of all,

1054
01:17:56.560 --> 01:18:00.039
I love the ingenuity of this.
I didn't even think think about doing that,

1055
01:18:00.640 --> 01:18:03.079
even though I knew that that was
a mechanic. That's so smart.

1056
01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:06.359
I wish I see. This is
what makes me wish I'd stuck with GT

1057
01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:14.119
five because I would have had so
much fun doing this. Absolutely. Oh

1058
01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:17.279
fuck, I love griefing. Man, it's fun. It's it's it's fun.

1059
01:18:17.399 --> 01:18:23.560
I can't do a lot of online
play, but the first time I

1060
01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:28.159
really got into it was Halo three
with my my friends that I grew up

1061
01:18:28.199 --> 01:18:31.880
with. I was living with them
in seven and one thing we would always

1062
01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:38.880
do we would try to get somebody
on our team to jump on. Uh.

1063
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:42.079
Those ATVs are called like wart hogs
or whatever. Right, is that

1064
01:18:42.199 --> 01:18:45.039
it? The small ones? The
mongoose, Yeah, mongoose? Is that

1065
01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:49.479
it? Okay? Jeep the a
TV is the bongos. So maybe I'm

1066
01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:53.640
thinking maybe I'm thinking of maybe I
am thinking that the well I'm thinking of,

1067
01:18:54.000 --> 01:18:58.119
you can there's just people. I
think three people can write in it

1068
01:18:58.199 --> 01:19:01.880
or something or that's a wordthog is
that? Okay? What all I all

1069
01:19:01.880 --> 01:19:05.000
I remember is all we would try
to do. We weren't even actually trying

1070
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:10.079
to do anything other than just fuck
with people, where you would get all

1071
01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:13.760
right, let's load let's load up, and then we were just driving circles.

1072
01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:17.039
It just and they would be like, like, what's happening? And

1073
01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:21.640
then usually we would get killed immediately, and you know, just so basically

1074
01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:27.920
that person kind of they would get
they would either get off, they would

1075
01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:30.880
get killed by somebody, or we
would get killed because we're clearly and we're

1076
01:19:30.880 --> 01:19:35.439
it's we're sticking out by just driving
in circles. And uh, it was

1077
01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:39.960
it was literally just I guess it
was a form of that of just kind

1078
01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:45.560
of just people. Yeah. I
can't even express to you how many times

1079
01:19:45.600 --> 01:19:54.760
I've seen that and been so annoyed
that our jeep, like the strongest asset

1080
01:19:54.800 --> 01:20:00.319
that we have, is being wasted
in this way. It Basically I wonder

1081
01:20:00.359 --> 01:20:02.560
if we've played together sincerely, like
you know what I mean, Like if

1082
01:20:02.720 --> 01:20:05.479
if we might have crushed pads in
that way, because like I remember that

1083
01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:11.439
happening quite a bit and being like, man, why can't people just drive

1084
01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:15.720
or just not at least not drive
if you're just gonna not do well,

1085
01:20:15.880 --> 01:20:19.000
don't take the car from me,
don't take the Yeah, yeah it was

1086
01:20:19.399 --> 01:20:21.960
look man, if people didn't get
but it is funny. I can't deny

1087
01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:27.880
that that. I can't deny that's
funny. Yeah and everything. Bro,

1088
01:20:27.960 --> 01:20:30.079
I'm a bad person. I play
games at lower levels and I whooped the

1089
01:20:30.079 --> 01:20:32.079
funk out of people that are doing
the games so they don't play the game

1090
01:20:32.119 --> 01:20:36.039
anymore. I send terrible messages.
I'm a bad I'm just I'm a bad

1091
01:20:36.079 --> 01:20:40.279
guy. I'm just not a good
guy. I sent terristal messages. I

1092
01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:45.159
get on Overwatch. I get on
Overwatch with me and Jalen and me and

1093
01:20:45.239 --> 01:20:49.520
Jayleen laugh at people. We laugh
at people till they leave the game.

1094
01:20:49.600 --> 01:20:56.239
Bro, I am so bad.
I'm such a bad sport. Hearing Jalen,

1095
01:20:57.000 --> 01:21:00.119
hearing Jalen laugh at you with no
content, Actually who he is must

1096
01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:04.359
be scary, because like that is
a that is a defining like that is

1097
01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:08.520
a noticeable laugh in a way that's
like you gotta feel at least a little

1098
01:21:08.560 --> 01:21:13.159
bit. You can't hear that laughter
and not feel something like, I don't

1099
01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:19.840
know if it's fair or enjoying.
You're feeling something when I've definitely I've heard

1100
01:21:19.880 --> 01:21:24.239
they were kids and I made fun
of them harder, dog like I just

1101
01:21:24.319 --> 01:21:29.720
like I am the I'm so I
don't do Do you remember? Do you

1102
01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:30.800
remember? I don't I remember If
this is when we were living together,

1103
01:21:31.239 --> 01:21:35.039
this is just like just generally when
we would hang out, we would put

1104
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:45.439
up videos of of people bullying children. Oh, there are so many videos

1105
01:21:45.479 --> 01:21:47.199
of people just bullying children on Call
of Duty and all these other games.

1106
01:21:47.279 --> 01:21:51.359
And there's this one where he he
agrees this one guy agrees to one v

1107
01:21:51.439 --> 01:21:56.760
one this twelve year old or something
in Call of Duty in like Nuketown or

1108
01:21:56.760 --> 01:22:00.239
something, and he's just slaughtering him
and he's like screaming in the mike.

1109
01:22:00.399 --> 01:22:06.000
Stop. And there's this one part
in the video where it's just everything matches

1110
01:22:06.079 --> 01:22:11.000
up and the sound design and the
like the sound of the game and the

1111
01:22:11.039 --> 01:22:14.279
sound of the whining just matches to
sound like if you close your eyes.

1112
01:22:14.319 --> 01:22:20.800
It sounds like a child being executed
because he's crying. You hear, you

1113
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:26.039
hear one. You hear one gun
shot at like three minutes into the video,

1114
01:22:26.079 --> 01:22:30.720
and then you hear like and then
and then you hear another gun shot

1115
01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:36.159
and then silence. And I haven't
seen it. I lost it. It's

1116
01:22:36.239 --> 01:22:43.279
that that video is gone. That
d it's gone. Yeah, somewhere somewhere,

1117
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:45.760
you gotta find it. Well,
the original source that I used to

1118
01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:47.119
find is gone. It might be
out there in the fucking ether. But

1119
01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:55.760
like, like when I walk in
my room, you cannot say, like

1120
01:22:55.760 --> 01:22:58.159
that was the windows open, dude, Like really like close the window,

1121
01:22:58.239 --> 01:23:02.640
dude, he shout You would shout
the hard r N word five times at

1122
01:23:02.680 --> 01:23:08.600
your computer with the window open,
and your fucking computer, by the way,

1123
01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:12.079
his computer, by the way,
was in front of the window,

1124
01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.119
so the wind just like it is
here, so the window is behind his

1125
01:23:15.199 --> 01:23:20.840
computer. So basically he's just shouting
the N word out the window of our

1126
01:23:20.920 --> 01:23:26.479
apartment. And we lived in like
a pretty like we lived in the center

1127
01:23:26.640 --> 01:23:30.560
of town basically, like we lived
where people were like walking around and getting

1128
01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:36.600
food and doing all sorts of people
just hearing hearing slurs bouncing out of this

1129
01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:42.359
apartment onto the street while they're just
trying to eat their fucking sushi. You

1130
01:23:42.399 --> 01:23:47.119
know. It's so it's a lot, okay, you play yo, stop

1131
01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:53.119
stop man, I'm like, what
was wrong? You know what happens?

1132
01:23:53.159 --> 01:23:56.000
Because you know what happens, you're
gonna shout that. You shout that word

1133
01:23:56.840 --> 01:24:00.199
out the window. Then someone comes
up, comes up to the apartment,

1134
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:05.239
knocks on the door. I answer
the door, yep. And then it's

1135
01:24:05.239 --> 01:24:09.680
a fucking problem and I'm nowhere to
be found that day too, yep.

1136
01:24:09.760 --> 01:24:12.720
Yeah, yeah, you you in
fact, go take a shower for ten

1137
01:24:12.800 --> 01:24:16.640
hours and you're just on You're unreachable. And then it's just me in this

1138
01:24:16.680 --> 01:24:20.920
empty apartment. So heard you heard
you like saying you know, uh N

1139
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:25.840
word? And I'm like, no, I know this is gonna sound insane,

1140
01:24:26.159 --> 01:24:28.159
but I swear to you that wasn't
me. I know I'm the only

1141
01:24:28.199 --> 01:24:32.239
person here, but that was someone
else. I know what this looks like,

1142
01:24:32.359 --> 01:24:36.520
right, I know this looks like. And then three six foot five

1143
01:24:36.600 --> 01:24:42.159
black men into your apartment and then
they strap you down. He's so tall

1144
01:24:42.199 --> 01:24:45.479
he has to bend down when he
goes in the apartment. He bends down,

1145
01:24:45.560 --> 01:24:49.079
he puts his hand on like the
middle place where the top and the

1146
01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:56.800
side meet. He comes in.
He's like you like saying, he is

1147
01:24:57.319 --> 01:25:02.399
eight three. What is this doing
it here? Dude? My favorite wall,

1148
01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:06.560
my favorite thing to do, I
think, and we can move on.

1149
01:25:08.199 --> 01:25:11.880
It was back in the day.
I played Minecraft for like, I

1150
01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:15.439
think three weeks for a certain point
because I was just like kind of fascinated

1151
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.079
by it. I was like,
Oh, this is interesting, this is

1152
01:25:17.359 --> 01:25:20.359
this is what it was like new
and on console. So I think like

1153
01:25:20.399 --> 01:25:25.239
twenty, I don't know, twelve
or something, thirteen, maybe maybe before

1154
01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:29.159
I don't know. Yeah, I'm
not super sure exactly when, but like

1155
01:25:29.359 --> 01:25:30.840
I was like, oh, this
is kind of interesting, Like I okay,

1156
01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:35.239
there's something here. This fascinating.
And then my friends would jump on

1157
01:25:35.720 --> 01:25:40.439
and they would build stuff. And
I remember my friend was building this like

1158
01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:42.880
really ornate house and I was like, that's a really cool house. Man,

1159
01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:46.479
That's one of the coolest houses I've
ever seen. And then I immediately

1160
01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:49.079
once I understood how the gamingchannings were, I was like, oh, I'm

1161
01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:53.920
building a bucket, getting lava,
putting it in the bucket, and I'm

1162
01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:57.399
dumping it all over this guy's house, like for sure, Like that's what

1163
01:25:57.439 --> 01:26:00.479
I'm doing. And I would do
that kind of constantly for three straight weeks

1164
01:26:00.560 --> 01:26:04.960
until it got boring and then I
stopped playing forever. But I will say

1165
01:26:05.039 --> 01:26:09.439
the joy that I got out of
that is like concerns me to this day

1166
01:26:09.479 --> 01:26:12.520
and it's what keeps me on the
straight and narrow because I know there,

1167
01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:15.199
I know I can be a villain
if I really like, I would get

1168
01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:18.239
a lot of fulfillment out of it
too, if if I could, if

1169
01:26:18.239 --> 01:26:24.840
I could do it, because that
that is unbridled joy. The way that

1170
01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:29.199
Minecraft work, because you see the
lava coming down, it's like slow so

1171
01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:36.399
like you're a person, you're a
piss person. You're destroy people that's pissed

1172
01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:42.000
you do? You do destroy people's
things. That is maybe we'll feel bad,

1173
01:26:43.079 --> 01:26:46.960
Okay, well feel bad that makes
you feel I'd rather it makes you

1174
01:26:47.000 --> 01:26:53.159
feel better. It's gonna write it
off, get insuranced. Uh, let's

1175
01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:57.079
say, why don't you have lava
insurance and Minecraft? Fucking dumb ass six

1176
01:26:57.159 --> 01:27:01.039
year old. Oh and here's a
good one one I show wrote and he

1177
01:27:01.039 --> 01:27:05.199
says, howdy gents, Derek mentioned
his benevolent dictatorship many times now, and

1178
01:27:05.239 --> 01:27:09.119
I would lead, and I would
like to hear the ins and outs maybe

1179
01:27:09.119 --> 01:27:13.239
on an extra AMMO where Christ and
Sween bring up possible situations and and Dictator

1180
01:27:13.319 --> 01:27:17.239
Derek can explain the laws around set
situation. I love this idea. That's

1181
01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:20.920
ida. We can all do this. We can have an we can have

1182
01:27:20.920 --> 01:27:26.840
an episode for each one of us. It's like Derek's dictatorship, Christ's dictatorship,

1183
01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:31.000
and then we can each provide scenarios
in which we will have to handle

1184
01:27:31.039 --> 01:27:45.520
it. I'm incredibly excited for uh
Sweens dictatorship. I feel like his absurd

1185
01:27:45.720 --> 01:27:50.640
bullshit the last I'm gonna write that
down. Actually, I'm gonna write that

1186
01:27:50.640 --> 01:28:03.479
down. That's genuinely actually sincerely idea
absolutely uh absolutely dictatorships extra well great,

1187
01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:10.840
great idea would uh yeah yeah,
well y'all save it. Yeah yeah,

1188
01:28:10.840 --> 01:28:15.880
well we'll say it. We'll save
it for sure. Uh oh, this

1189
01:28:15.920 --> 01:28:23.600
is all right. Seventy more,
seventy more questions. Uh, good evening,

1190
01:28:23.760 --> 01:28:30.399
stupid fat piece of ship, rat
faced ray Man and Derek. God

1191
01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:35.680
damn getting insulted here. That is
insanity, But thank you. I dare

1192
01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:39.600
you to say that to my face. I dare you to say to my

1193
01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:45.760
face, I did walk up to
me and say that to me. Yeah,

1194
01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:51.159
say it to me. I got
brain out. I will hammer fist

1195
01:28:51.239 --> 01:28:58.279
you into the ground, you imagine. I love the idea of hitting somebody

1196
01:28:58.319 --> 01:29:01.359
like this what they're watching the base
of your like you would hit a desk.

1197
01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:05.479
It's some way to break your hand. It is the easiest way.

1198
01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:09.640
Yeah, but I love the idea
of someone doing that, Like they get

1199
01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:13.960
someone down and they start doing that
to them like a eight, like a

1200
01:29:14.000 --> 01:29:18.359
beast. They don't understand that do
more damage. It's the fact that it

1201
01:29:18.399 --> 01:29:23.840
works, the fact that gorillas and
chimpanzees genuinely do that. They just like

1202
01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:28.560
pancake the ground. Like if something
dead on the ground, they're like,

1203
01:29:28.880 --> 01:29:32.520
they will literally slap it to death
and then throw it across the room,

1204
01:29:32.640 --> 01:29:36.920
run to it and slap it some
more. It is crazy. It is

1205
01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:41.960
having fun. They look like they're
having fun. They don't even understand that

1206
01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:47.079
they're bludgeting a fox to death as
they're doing it, completely unbothered. It

1207
01:29:47.119 --> 01:29:54.600
gets crazy unwaivered. Anyway, he
this this sky rode in I'm straight,

1208
01:29:54.760 --> 01:29:58.479
but for boys. This is his
name nice, He says, uh,

1209
01:29:58.880 --> 01:30:02.520
what's the video you're least proud of
quality quality wise relative to the amount of

1210
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:05.399
genuine effort you put in. It's
kind of an interesting question because it's not

1211
01:30:05.479 --> 01:30:09.680
like it's not a surefire, like, oh, what's like the worst video

1212
01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:11.720
or like the video that you care
about the least. It's like, oh,

1213
01:30:11.760 --> 01:30:14.239
what's one that you put a lot
of time into that it didn't come

1214
01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:16.600
out the way you wanted it?
Which is something that I have to I

1215
01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:20.640
feel like i'd have to look at
my channel to really get a good idea.

1216
01:30:20.760 --> 01:30:28.840
I'm sure there's something you're saying it. You put a lot of effort

1217
01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:31.840
into it, but it it came
out shitty, but it didn't come out

1218
01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:36.359
the way you like. It disappointed
you. I guess, like it didn't

1219
01:30:36.359 --> 01:30:43.520
come out how you wanted it to
come out. I think I have I

1220
01:30:43.560 --> 01:30:45.000
don't know, It's been a while
since I've made something like that, to

1221
01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:53.640
be honest, but I think,
oh, man, what the fuck would

1222
01:30:53.680 --> 01:31:00.920
it be? I did a video
a long time ago about uh video like

1223
01:31:01.000 --> 01:31:06.479
Joe Biden blaming video games, like
blaming video games for violence, I think

1224
01:31:06.520 --> 01:31:12.159
like three years ago, and that
I put a lot of effort into it

1225
01:31:12.159 --> 01:31:16.039
and I merged it with some VR
stuff, but it just didn't. It

1226
01:31:16.119 --> 01:31:18.880
wasn't as coherent or cohesive as I
wanted it to be. It just kind

1227
01:31:18.880 --> 01:31:23.840
of felt like the video ends and
then another video begins, and that always

1228
01:31:23.880 --> 01:31:29.039
kind of bugged me. But that's
kind of it, you know. I

1229
01:31:29.079 --> 01:31:33.079
just I didn't feel like it flowed
well everything else I feel about honestly,

1230
01:31:34.039 --> 01:31:39.720
Yeah, no, I have I
have a video I have. I guess

1231
01:31:39.920 --> 01:31:43.760
there's probably a handful of videos I
have that are there. I thought at

1232
01:31:43.760 --> 01:31:48.680
the time that I my points were
like very I thought I thought that I

1233
01:31:48.720 --> 01:31:54.000
thought it was like meticulous. I
thought it was I thought it was like

1234
01:31:54.880 --> 01:31:59.319
what I was doing. I was
just knocking it out right, very concise

1235
01:31:59.359 --> 01:32:04.560
and ship. And then I'll every
once in a while, I'll go back

1236
01:32:04.600 --> 01:32:09.000
to something and try to see,
like, let me see if this holds

1237
01:32:09.039 --> 01:32:12.880
up, and a lot of times
it doesn't, where I feel like,

1238
01:32:13.439 --> 01:32:16.840
huh, I remember thinking this was
good, Like I remember thinking that I

1239
01:32:16.880 --> 01:32:20.119
got my point across well and this
is this is good enough. And then

1240
01:32:20.159 --> 01:32:24.359
I'll go back and I'm like what
the fuck, Like this is not what

1241
01:32:24.479 --> 01:32:28.319
I thought it was. Actually.
Recently, a random video popped in my

1242
01:32:28.439 --> 01:32:30.119
feed, which it never happens.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?

1243
01:32:30.239 --> 01:32:32.960
Like why is this in my recommended? And I'm like, I'm gonna

1244
01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:36.439
click on it. It was a
video that I made that, uh,

1245
01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:42.279
the Amazing Atheist made a video because
people were saying, oh, this guy's

1246
01:32:42.319 --> 01:32:45.880
gone woke, and then I've gotten
some shit too. Yeah, and then

1247
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:49.960
so I basically made a similar video
was inspired by his. And first of

1248
01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:55.800
all, I actually forgot to I
forgot to cut out a little part where

1249
01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:57.880
I fucked up, and I'm like, I'm like, oh, no,

1250
01:32:58.279 --> 01:33:00.600
okay, you know, Like so
first I just left the party and I'm

1251
01:33:00.600 --> 01:33:02.960
like, god, damn it,
like what the fuck. And then I'm

1252
01:33:03.039 --> 01:33:06.960
listening to it and I'm so I'm
going too fast and I'm rambling, and

1253
01:33:06.960 --> 01:33:10.359
I'm like, bro, what the
fuck? I swear? I thought this

1254
01:33:10.439 --> 01:33:15.319
video was on fucking point, and
it's it's I almost want to do it

1255
01:33:15.319 --> 01:33:16.800
again kind of a thing, you
know what I mean. I'm like,

1256
01:33:16.800 --> 01:33:20.920
bro, like, I want to
make it very clear about I don't know,

1257
01:33:21.039 --> 01:33:28.359
dude, whatever, it's it's it's
over, who cares. Yeah,

1258
01:33:28.560 --> 01:33:31.560
yeah, it's just ship like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it

1259
01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:35.119
makes sense. I've always been embarrassed. I've never not been embarrassed in myself,

1260
01:33:35.159 --> 01:33:40.000
so I don't know. Very cool. I've never done anything worthwhile ever,

1261
01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:45.319
I'm not remarkable anyway. Very good
for you. Hey, So we

1262
01:33:45.359 --> 01:33:49.560
had some technical difficulties Derek. Derek
got bombed. Somebody walked into his house

1263
01:33:49.680 --> 01:33:55.000
with a pressure cooker and a microwave
with a fork in it and just tore

1264
01:33:55.079 --> 01:33:58.800
him asunder. So we have to
finish the show without him. Uh,

1265
01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:03.159
really annoying, but at the very
least to pay raise for me and Sweeney

1266
01:34:04.439 --> 01:34:09.239
because we just get what's the left
of his I mean, look, man,

1267
01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:11.199
I'm trying to find the silver lining, you know, rest in peace

1268
01:34:11.239 --> 01:34:16.199
there at rip Marcus, you know, no, but he his internet cutout

1269
01:34:16.239 --> 01:34:19.840
and we might have lost his video. We record locally, though, so

1270
01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:24.279
we should be fine the podcast.
If you're listening to this, it'll it

1271
01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:29.600
should remain pretty unaffected up until this
point where he's just gone because he can't

1272
01:34:29.680 --> 01:34:32.399
like into the internet. So we're
gonna finish up the episode without him.

1273
01:34:33.239 --> 01:34:38.840
Hopefully he'll resurrect next time. But
we're gonna read one final question and then

1274
01:34:38.840 --> 01:34:44.279
we'll get on with the credits.
Old School Rebel wrote and he says,

1275
01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:48.359
Hello minority finn Doms. He says, would you rather have Andy Milanakis disease

1276
01:34:48.800 --> 01:34:54.880
you have the appearance of a child, or have every other person see the

1277
01:34:54.920 --> 01:35:00.279
person you date, or have every
other person see the person you date as

1278
01:35:00.319 --> 01:35:04.800
a child. I'd rather be a
child. Yeah, I think I'd rather

1279
01:35:04.800 --> 01:35:11.279
be a child too easily. I
would rather not to answer. Yeah,

1280
01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:13.279
that's not that's not even a hard
Yeah, that's not that's not hard.

1281
01:35:13.359 --> 01:35:15.600
Keep in mind that if you choose
you're kissing a child, Like, no,

1282
01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:18.600
fuck that, absolutely, I don't
need that. Keep in mind that

1283
01:35:18.640 --> 01:35:23.000
if you choose the first option,
your dating pool will be limited to Lolita

1284
01:35:23.039 --> 01:35:25.840
express frequent flyers. Victim. No, not really, because I mean you

1285
01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:30.279
could just explain what's wrong, just
explain that you have a Yeah, no,

1286
01:35:30.399 --> 01:35:33.920
dude, you absolutely you tried to
have like a really complicated choice here.

1287
01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:40.000
But I would absolutely rather there are
people who argue like or have argued

1288
01:35:40.000 --> 01:35:44.239
for a long time. I've already
been perceived as a fucking child for most

1289
01:35:44.279 --> 01:35:47.880
of my twenties, so like it
would really not be that much of a

1290
01:35:47.920 --> 01:35:53.880
difference, you know, I would
much rather have that, but then be

1291
01:35:54.079 --> 01:36:00.359
consistently mistaken for a pedophile. Yeah, consistently. You know what that would

1292
01:36:00.399 --> 01:36:04.760
do to you because at a certain
point you have to wonder, then are

1293
01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:11.000
you crazy? If because if you're
dating somebody and they're just a woman to

1294
01:36:11.039 --> 01:36:17.319
you, and then everybody around you
sees a kid, everyone unanimously, then

1295
01:36:17.439 --> 01:36:21.920
like you at that point have to
be like you have to at that point

1296
01:36:21.960 --> 01:36:26.840
be like is this a kid?
Like? Am I crazy? I must

1297
01:36:26.920 --> 01:36:29.800
be? And then that would drive
you insane. So like, yeah,

1298
01:36:29.840 --> 01:36:33.640
I don't think. I don't.
I really don't think it's even close the

1299
01:36:33.680 --> 01:36:40.119
disparity I would. I would rather
Would you rather look young for a long,

1300
01:36:40.239 --> 01:36:44.199
long, long time or be mistaken
for a pedophile everywhere you go by

1301
01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:46.079
every person, no matter who they
are, Like, it's it's not,

1302
01:36:47.119 --> 01:36:50.479
it's not the most complicated question.
These are not hard. These are not

1303
01:36:50.680 --> 01:36:55.560
hard. Dilemma's friend, I'm sorry
you tried. I wish you the best.

1304
01:36:56.479 --> 01:37:02.840
Oh my god? Wait what is
this? Huh? New sex move

1305
01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:10.560
called doing a fucking infinite? Wrote
in he says, Hey, incest podcast.

1306
01:37:10.720 --> 01:37:14.920
If each of you were to fist
fight your dad when you knew him

1307
01:37:14.920 --> 01:37:18.439
at his strongest, which of you
would win? I'm not winning. There's

1308
01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:23.920
no way I'm beating my father the
strongest. There's no My dad is six

1309
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:27.960
foot six. My dad is built
like me without the fat, but he's

1310
01:37:27.960 --> 01:37:30.039
six foot six. There's no way
I'm beating that in the fight. My

1311
01:37:30.119 --> 01:37:38.600
dad is built like me with muscles. So I'm so still has a pretty

1312
01:37:38.600 --> 01:37:45.520
good body tote as an old man. It's it's a little distressing, but

1313
01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:47.800
there are warriors, dude, We're
not warriors. He worked on the internet,

1314
01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:53.039
dude, Yeah, he is literally
aware. What's distressing about it,

1315
01:37:53.039 --> 01:37:57.560
though, is that he there's photos
of him that I have seen sincerely where

1316
01:37:57.600 --> 01:38:01.720
he looks like me, like and
I don't mean like in the face or

1317
01:38:01.760 --> 01:38:03.920
anything, like a little bit for
sure, obviously he's my dad, but

1318
01:38:03.960 --> 01:38:08.960
like I mean like literally like body
type wise, like he looks like me.

1319
01:38:09.920 --> 01:38:15.000
It's like Captain America when he's when
Chris uh, oh my god,

1320
01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:18.159
what's his fucking name? What's his
fucking out of the machine? Yeah,

1321
01:38:18.159 --> 01:38:23.119
when Chris Evans has his face on
that tiny guy, That's what it's like.

1322
01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:28.960
So I know that's I know that
I have the capability to be that,

1323
01:38:29.439 --> 01:38:32.479
but I don't know if I have
the desire or the necessity. Also,

1324
01:38:32.520 --> 01:38:36.880
I haven't been strong. That's the
thing. Like my granddad. My

1325
01:38:36.920 --> 01:38:42.199
granddad was strong at shit as an
old man. I'm pretty sure he got

1326
01:38:42.359 --> 01:38:45.960
I'm pretty sure the reason he dies
because he was doing strong man shit when

1327
01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:49.159
he shouldn't have and it just caught
up to him eventually. But like my

1328
01:38:49.199 --> 01:38:53.439
granddad was in war, So like
that dad of mine, I'm not beating.

1329
01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:57.479
He can kill He's killed people.
And then my grandfather, my grandfather

1330
01:38:57.560 --> 01:39:01.199
is like a fucking a wild man
from JAMAI like a rude man from Jamaica.

1331
01:39:01.279 --> 01:39:04.760
Rossta, dude, I'm not I'm
not killing that guy. He's he's

1332
01:39:04.880 --> 01:39:10.880
probably fought and understood he has to
limit his opponent before. And I've never

1333
01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:15.319
had to feel that before. I've
had that once in my entire life.

1334
01:39:16.079 --> 01:39:18.520
I've never fought to the point where
like I have to make sure that was

1335
01:39:18.520 --> 01:39:21.319
again in your back up. Yeah, because I wouldn't fight that. I

1336
01:39:21.319 --> 01:39:25.439
would be like, I'm not gonna
do this. I'm not a barbarian.

1337
01:39:25.520 --> 01:39:28.720
I am a civilized man. I
was. I lived in the suburbs,

1338
01:39:28.960 --> 01:39:33.439
you know, lived in the suburbs. I'm not going to kill this person.

1339
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:36.880
All right, Uh, let's do
one more and then we'll get we'll

1340
01:39:36.880 --> 01:39:41.960
get the fuck out of here.
Panic, fen boy, what's going on?

1341
01:39:42.359 --> 01:39:47.800
Derek some some pilot Blackman, Tomothy
Sweenys, Christ and Christhany Reagan molding,

1342
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:55.319
moldy avocado? How would you all
run your very own warehouses? What

1343
01:39:55.359 --> 01:39:58.600
would be you distribute and ship out? How would you treat the wage slaves

1344
01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:01.279
under you? Ps? You're all, You're all of the you are the

1345
01:40:01.279 --> 01:40:06.199
first non Hentai artists slash as Mr
Voice actor Patreon, I've ever said to

1346
01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:11.680
take that as you will, Happy
to be part of your branching out from

1347
01:40:11.680 --> 01:40:16.520
that hellish, hellish realm that you
inhabit. Dude, Not of work is

1348
01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:20.600
a crazy place, man, it
is wild. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

1349
01:40:20.880 --> 01:40:27.239
Too many friends in that ship.
I saw some guy getting called out

1350
01:40:27.239 --> 01:40:29.520
reasonly. I don't know who these
people are anymore. I'm so detached from

1351
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:32.119
like the Internet side of everything,
But like I saw some guy getting in

1352
01:40:32.159 --> 01:40:38.720
trouble because he's like he couldn't stop
groping people, and there's just all these

1353
01:40:38.720 --> 01:40:41.319
call out posts and I'm just like, it's so easy not to grow people.

1354
01:40:41.359 --> 01:40:45.119
It's crazy, Like it's never done
it. In fact, yeah,

1355
01:40:45.960 --> 01:40:50.119
he's never done it. It's so
fucking wild. I love it. Though

1356
01:40:50.119 --> 01:40:51.920
I love the idea, it's like
I can't I just can't help myself.

1357
01:40:51.960 --> 01:40:56.399
Man, It's like you need to
be put in a box. It's the

1358
01:40:56.439 --> 01:41:00.479
idea of the guy likes pop up
Don Platin now having to have the word

1359
01:41:00.199 --> 01:41:04.039
systematically taken out of his cab.
It's like, what are you doing,

1360
01:41:04.159 --> 01:41:11.039
Papa, Like, what's going you
say it that much? I feel like

1361
01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:13.960
it wasn't there something though about how
like they kind of screwed him on that,

1362
01:41:14.039 --> 01:41:15.920
because like weren't they asking him to
say or there was some weird thing

1363
01:41:16.000 --> 01:41:18.319
going on with I remember feeling kind
of bad for Papa John at that.

1364
01:41:18.640 --> 01:41:21.680
In context, I don't remember,
but I feel like the context was like

1365
01:41:25.640 --> 01:41:29.399
I think he said, we can't
just go we can't say that. I

1366
01:41:29.399 --> 01:41:33.680
think he said specifically, we can't
say this, like that's insane, and

1367
01:41:33.720 --> 01:41:36.159
then people were like, well,
you just said it. I feel like

1368
01:41:36.159 --> 01:41:38.920
that. I remember that being the
context, and I was like, that's

1369
01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:44.520
they really Norman Osborne him. I
feel like I feel like Papa John's is

1370
01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:46.880
the Papa John is the closest figure
we have to have real life. Norman

1371
01:41:46.920 --> 01:41:50.239
Osborne. I think I think it's
why pizza time exists. Honestly, I

1372
01:41:50.279 --> 01:41:54.399
think subconsciously, I think it's why
we chose pizza time for the for that,

1373
01:41:55.079 --> 01:42:00.760
for that villain. I hate this
anyway. Warehouse he was, he

1374
01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:03.199
was a hero. How would we
run our warehouses? What would we ship

1375
01:42:03.239 --> 01:42:08.359
out? I would ship out uh, flesh lights, and I would make

1376
01:42:08.439 --> 01:42:14.039
sure I not so, I would. I would ship out flesh lights,

1377
01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:17.319
and I would have porn playing on
all the TVs around them, around the

1378
01:42:17.319 --> 01:42:24.239
warehouse, just just just so people
would be so deeply tempted to use them.

1379
01:42:24.279 --> 01:42:27.239
And then when they slipped up a
little bit, even if they just

1380
01:42:27.319 --> 01:42:30.920
grazed it a little bit too lovingly, I would I would really humiliate them.

1381
01:42:30.159 --> 01:42:33.720
They couldn't go to the bathroom.
No bathroom breaks. The whole day

1382
01:42:35.479 --> 01:42:43.039
you're working. You're making four dollars
an hour, and maybe you get a

1383
01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:47.439
tip if someone wanders in and feels
bad for you. But that's it.

1384
01:42:48.000 --> 01:42:51.000
That's it, that's all you're getting. I'm working on bails and bales have

1385
01:42:51.079 --> 01:42:55.840
come. Bales have come come,
biales, class sales have come. And

1386
01:42:55.880 --> 01:43:00.119
if they fucking and if they leave
their zone immediately, who comes up and

1387
01:43:00.199 --> 01:43:05.800
caps them? And it fills,
will come. That's that is that is

1388
01:43:06.079 --> 01:43:10.159
first of all, if the technology
needed to make that work is crazy,

1389
01:43:10.359 --> 01:43:14.520
Like you'd have to have homing technology
that is so accurate, vacuum seal technology

1390
01:43:14.560 --> 01:43:20.880
that I want, like to a
reservoir of cumb that is ideally above the

1391
01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:27.479
warehouse. God damn, I want
to. I want to make cumb it's

1392
01:43:27.560 --> 01:43:30.840
most volatile state, and I want
to ship that. Do you think if

1393
01:43:30.880 --> 01:43:39.439
you could, like, how disrespected
would you feel of someone if someone ejaculated

1394
01:43:40.079 --> 01:43:45.039
in like you know those you know
those ice cube trays that make bullet shaped

1395
01:43:45.039 --> 01:43:50.479
ice and they shot cumb bullets.
Yeah, how would you feel if you

1396
01:43:50.560 --> 01:43:56.520
got if you genuinely got shot in
the heart with a cum bullet, I'd

1397
01:43:56.560 --> 01:44:00.439
be sobody that someone's come inside of
me and it's killing and I'm like,

1398
01:44:00.479 --> 01:44:05.359
it's in my heart. They came
in my heart. That's so fucking crazy,

1399
01:44:06.000 --> 01:44:13.800
that's so evil. It is pretty. You can't shoot ice, you

1400
01:44:13.840 --> 01:44:16.399
can't do that. It's gonna melt
as soon as the fucking gunpowder. Well

1401
01:44:16.439 --> 01:44:20.760
yeah, it realistically, it'll shatter, is what it'll do. But it's

1402
01:44:20.960 --> 01:44:26.359
like some sort of metal casing that
it comes out the casing that opens up

1403
01:44:26.399 --> 01:44:30.520
and then it's a cum bullet flying
at you, like it sheds the casing

1404
01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:32.640
twice. It's like, think about
it this way, think about like a

1405
01:44:33.000 --> 01:44:36.600
okay, so how about this instead
of that, It's like a more feasible,

1406
01:44:36.680 --> 01:44:43.920
more realistic one would be like a
tranquilizer dart shot out of a crossbow

1407
01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:48.279
full of comb. Yeah. So
that way, it's like it's definitely impacting

1408
01:44:48.319 --> 01:44:51.720
you enough to fuck to get really
deep in you because it's coming out of

1409
01:44:51.760 --> 01:44:59.239
a crossbow and then it's slowly it
comes, slowly being inserted into you.

1410
01:44:59.239 --> 01:45:02.520
You're like, no, oh,
no, how would the heart? Human

1411
01:45:02.640 --> 01:45:04.880
heart has done that, gone on
a spree and done that. Yet,

1412
01:45:04.880 --> 01:45:08.920
you know, how would a human
heart react to come These are interesting questions

1413
01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:12.319
that I think science needs to really
nail down. I think I don't know,

1414
01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:17.359
man. I've seen porn stars ingest
the amount of coum that is so

1415
01:45:17.359 --> 01:45:23.640
so insanely silly that I'm like,
how I mean to be really sick?

1416
01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:26.319
I think, no, man,
they do it with gump shits. I

1417
01:45:26.319 --> 01:45:29.439
feel like com is really not good
for you. I feel like it must

1418
01:45:29.439 --> 01:45:31.520
be good for you in some way, right, I don't think it is.

1419
01:45:32.800 --> 01:45:39.600
It has one resource, but it's
animal create person. That's it.

1420
01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:46.239
But it's animals but not really,
it is not really. It is like

1421
01:45:46.279 --> 01:45:50.560
and it's in their most protal form. It as an animal. You don't

1422
01:45:50.560 --> 01:45:58.600
think comes animals. Come is not
animals. Come is not animals, Come

1423
01:45:58.720 --> 01:46:04.520
is come will be animals. Sweet? That sweet that right now, Chris,

1424
01:46:04.840 --> 01:46:17.960
Come is not animals? Sweet is
come animals? That episode there,

1425
01:46:16.880 --> 01:46:23.680
we gotta get the animals. We
gotta we gotta get the fuck out of

1426
01:46:23.720 --> 01:46:28.760
here. Let's it's come animals,
all right, let's we're gonna read off

1427
01:46:28.760 --> 01:46:32.479
our twenty five dollars patrons. Now, I hate this part of the show.

1428
01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:38.000
That's part of the show makes me
so fucking mad. But we do

1429
01:46:38.079 --> 01:46:41.239
it for you because we love you, not in a parasocial way, but

1430
01:46:41.279 --> 01:46:45.439
in like you know, we love
We love that so many of you listen

1431
01:46:45.920 --> 01:46:50.560
and are are this dedicated to us? And rambunctious? Yeah, I've just

1432
01:46:50.600 --> 01:47:00.880
met you, but I'm very impressed. It's coming down three two, one,

1433
01:47:00.920 --> 01:47:03.720
Uh fuck bitch ass, Patreon.
This website can suck my fat fucking

1434
01:47:03.720 --> 01:47:06.720
balls and my dick and mi cock. Chris, thanks for not making the

1435
01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:12.159
two hundredth guests guest to beat Julia
Luis dreyf as duct taped to a chair.

1436
01:47:12.680 --> 01:47:15.000
Glad Sween talked you out of it. Yeah, it was. It

1437
01:47:15.039 --> 01:47:18.560
was dangerously close, but I decided
it's not worth it. You know,

1438
01:47:19.039 --> 01:47:21.520
would you still hit that up?
Would you still go for it? No?

1439
01:47:21.560 --> 01:47:26.079
Not now. I mean it's just
like it's a different it's a different

1440
01:47:26.119 --> 01:47:28.840
person at this point, you know. But I think she's aged very well.

1441
01:47:28.880 --> 01:47:31.159
But like it's you know, it's
it's out of the realm of I

1442
01:47:31.199 --> 01:47:34.279
would I will say I would have
for a lot longer than I think most

1443
01:47:34.279 --> 01:47:40.079
people would have, you know what
I mean. I think like up until

1444
01:47:40.119 --> 01:47:44.560
like probably mid fifties, I probably
would have been like, yeah, she's

1445
01:47:44.600 --> 01:47:46.520
still good looking, dude, she's
still good looking. But like I mean,

1446
01:47:46.520 --> 01:47:48.359
like she's sixty two, you know, like I mean, there's only

1447
01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:53.720
there's only so much, you know, dude, she's so rich. Yeah,

1448
01:47:53.760 --> 01:47:59.119
I know, it's insane. It's
extraordinarily wealthy. It's insane. Uh,

1449
01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:02.760
it's crazy. But I think personally
like her, like her in her

1450
01:48:02.800 --> 01:48:06.840
thirties was like peak for me.
Like that's like there's a specific I think

1451
01:48:06.880 --> 01:48:11.479
she was good for a while.
Man, that was great for a long

1452
01:48:11.479 --> 01:48:13.560
while. She looks great, but
like even until now, I'm like,

1453
01:48:13.640 --> 01:48:16.840
damn, most ladies, she's like
I think it's like her and like me

1454
01:48:16.960 --> 01:48:19.520
a long or like the woman.
I'm like, you've got y'all just aged

1455
01:48:19.560 --> 01:48:25.199
well, keep aging good, like
damn, like what is it? It's

1456
01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:27.119
just like but it's just like,
but I've seen like people. It's like,

1457
01:48:27.119 --> 01:48:30.399
oh, this is certain women are
unattractive in their thirties or whatever.

1458
01:48:30.399 --> 01:48:31.640
It's like, oh, the peak
the women peak at like twenty five or

1459
01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:34.520
something. It's like, I don't
know, man, Julia Lee Drive is

1460
01:48:34.520 --> 01:48:38.840
at like thirty thirty three, thirty
four. It was like, that's a

1461
01:48:38.920 --> 01:48:43.640
that's a woman, man. Anyway, come on, that's man. Uh.

1462
01:48:43.960 --> 01:48:47.600
Patreon cuts off my nay, what
are you gonna say? People?

1463
01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:53.840
People missing out on good good ladies. Man, I've seen very attractive fifty

1464
01:48:53.880 --> 01:48:56.399
year olds, man, very attractive. I'm like, damn, dude,

1465
01:48:56.640 --> 01:49:00.239
you're still keeping a pushing good for
you. Yeah, Patreon keeps cutting off

1466
01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:05.840
my knee. The UK English dub
of dragon Ball I have never once considered

1467
01:49:05.840 --> 01:49:11.920
this as even remotely possible, but
that is the clip of Portuguese dragon Ball

1468
01:49:12.039 --> 01:49:16.680
z No with Regina moaning, no, no show to me. Do you

1469
01:49:16.720 --> 01:49:24.720
have it you call? I don't
know. Okay, one second, I'm

1470
01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:30.279
supposed to be a super scian.
I don't have it on call. It's

1471
01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:34.279
oh, I was supposed to be
the I'm the Prince of all science.

1472
01:49:35.439 --> 01:49:39.920
I was supposed to be. I
was supposed to be legendary super scian.

1473
01:49:42.039 --> 01:49:45.359
My wife for the final time,
I won't let this Sloyd. I won't

1474
01:49:45.399 --> 01:49:51.920
let this Sloyd. That's so gross. This already like an accident. That

1475
01:49:51.960 --> 01:49:57.760
sounds like a premium racist though,
like not Vegina, freezer sounds amazing.

1476
01:49:57.800 --> 01:50:01.720
Probably, Oh yeah, freezers probably
sound I mean fresa kinda freeza. In

1477
01:50:01.800 --> 01:50:06.760
the original dub even just kind of
sounds he sounds British without sounding British,

1478
01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:11.520
you know what I mean? Like
this, he sounds very racist because he

1479
01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:15.920
sounds racist and villainous. But even
just the way he's like speaking, he

1480
01:50:15.039 --> 01:50:20.600
speaks, he speaks prim and proper, you know what I mean? Hello

1481
01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:26.800
monkey, Hello Manka. You know
you want a banana? I don't like

1482
01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:32.920
bananas. Oh that's not possible.
Wow is that possible? You love bananas?

1483
01:50:33.159 --> 01:50:38.119
Ape? Who was the English accent
in Fucking Dragon Ball? Who was

1484
01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:42.239
it? Somebody had one uh girdle, one of the one of the you

1485
01:50:42.279 --> 01:50:45.439
know, one of them was an
Aussie. Oh Jason Jesus. Yeah,

1486
01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:57.239
yeah, he had an Australian accent. Ridiculous but okayans imprisoning me all that.

1487
01:50:57.279 --> 01:51:00.760
I see Absolute savings, Leon Slant, Leon, Sam's Big Meats,

1488
01:51:00.800 --> 01:51:03.520
thinks Andy the man whose handies are
stre and Dandy. New sex move called

1489
01:51:03.560 --> 01:51:08.119
doing a fucking infinite. Chris only
likes Julia lee Drives because he kind of

1490
01:51:08.119 --> 01:51:10.479
looks like her. I don't think
I look like Julia Leue dryve Us at

1491
01:51:10.479 --> 01:51:14.600
all. All right, So weird
one. I don't know if I've dated

1492
01:51:14.600 --> 01:51:18.000
anybody that's looked anything like me quite
quite frankly, like, I don't.

1493
01:51:18.119 --> 01:51:21.880
I don't think. I don't even
think I have that that pattern. Really,

1494
01:51:23.000 --> 01:51:26.399
that's a weird one. That's a
strange one. That's a weird take.

1495
01:51:26.520 --> 01:51:29.119
That's a weird like, that's a
weird take to be like, you

1496
01:51:29.159 --> 01:51:33.000
know, Chris looks like Julia Luis
Driver. Yeah, like we're the similar

1497
01:51:33.039 --> 01:51:42.039
heights. I guess probably, but
like what what, I don't know.

1498
01:51:42.039 --> 01:51:45.760
Maybe somebody will put like the internet. Yeah, maybe there's one photo where

1499
01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:49.760
we there's one photo of each of
us that probably looks most like the other.

1500
01:51:50.319 --> 01:51:55.920
But even that's probably like a really
far fucking you know, there's always

1501
01:51:56.000 --> 01:52:00.319
there's always a like, how do
I put this, there's a picture of

1502
01:52:00.399 --> 01:52:06.720
Kingston where he definitely there is a
photo of Kingston that exists where he looks

1503
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:12.960
more like where no, where where
you look more like pee wee Herman than

1504
01:52:13.000 --> 01:52:16.720
you do in any photo. Do
you know what I'm saying, Well,

1505
01:52:16.800 --> 01:52:20.800
that's still not that's still like like, that's my that's my most pee wee

1506
01:52:20.880 --> 01:52:26.279
Herman like image, right exactly,
and so but that's not a pee wee

1507
01:52:26.359 --> 01:52:29.279
Herman. But you will never call
that a picture of pee wee Herman.

1508
01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:33.479
No, like Simon. So I
feel like that's the only way that like

1509
01:52:33.520 --> 01:52:38.159
Juliaary Drivers, I feel like there
are there's a photo of Juliullary Drivers where

1510
01:52:38.159 --> 01:52:41.640
she looks most like me, and
a photo of me that look where I

1511
01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:46.239
look most like her, but we
don't look anything alike at all. Idea

1512
01:52:46.399 --> 01:52:49.720
of the idea of a picture of
me that looks like peev Herman is crazy,

1513
01:52:50.119 --> 01:52:54.079
like somehow, through some means,
there is a picture of Kingston,

1514
01:52:54.239 --> 01:52:59.439
definitely, but it also looks a
lot like pee Wee Herman is in you

1515
01:52:59.520 --> 01:53:01.600
understand to staying conceptually with what I'm
talking about, right, Yeah, but

1516
01:53:01.680 --> 01:53:06.079
it's also so far fetched at the
same time it's not even worth mentioning.

1517
01:53:06.880 --> 01:53:10.800
Yeah, it's like somebody' seen a
picture of like you know in this picture

1518
01:53:10.840 --> 01:53:17.560
you cant like pee Herman and it's
like yeah, yeah, it's yeah.

1519
01:53:17.920 --> 01:53:23.199
It's like, I don't know,
this is too conceptually, I don't have

1520
01:53:23.239 --> 01:53:30.880
the energy. He heath smoker,
uh gen amphetamine A nice nice nice,

1521
01:53:31.359 --> 01:53:34.560
It's a good It's a good name
for somebody if your name is Jenna or

1522
01:53:35.319 --> 01:53:41.359
or Jennifer or something, that's good
not bad. Uh. Sleeping with only

1523
01:53:41.399 --> 01:53:45.800
a shirt like Squidward is peak.
Jesse Pickman, Ben Shapiro rapping with Tom

1524
01:53:45.880 --> 01:53:49.960
McDonald parentheses real by the way,
Oh yes we know homeless transfriend who has

1525
01:53:50.000 --> 01:54:00.600
a town inside her damn uh Alexander
and Alejandro l homosexual. Hey he stole

1526
01:54:00.640 --> 01:54:06.359
that guy's pizza, Big fellah.
You are tuned into ninety eight point seven

1527
01:54:06.479 --> 01:54:14.079
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1528
01:54:14.159 --> 01:54:16.520
slugs. I love to swallow man
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1529
01:54:16.560 --> 01:54:19.840
so tonight. I'm sucking this guy's
ball sack by cmnem. The Snark Tank

1530
01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:24.159
is my favorite Marxist podcast. Fuck
it, carry on with the britten slander.

1531
01:54:24.199 --> 01:54:28.840
It sucks. It sucks shit here
Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism.

1532
01:54:28.920 --> 01:54:31.359
Chris, I'll use your ass as
a condom for my shotgun. I

1533
01:54:31.359 --> 01:54:33.680
don't even if that makes really,
I don't know if that even makes sense.

1534
01:54:33.720 --> 01:54:39.920
That is so aggressive. Lord,
who did you bother? Who did

1535
01:54:40.000 --> 01:54:44.199
you? I don't know. Man, Sometimes somebody who wants to pay twenty

1536
01:54:44.199 --> 01:54:53.159
five dollars a month. Baller of
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1537
01:54:53.199 --> 01:54:55.880
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1538
01:54:55.920 --> 01:54:59.840
a Penis. I'm a Penis.
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1539
01:54:59.840 --> 01:55:04.239
old dipshit. What if Com came
out in? What if Com came out

1540
01:55:04.279 --> 01:55:13.319
in a single unbreakable strand Uh literally
wrote yeah, rope running ruining the upolstery

1541
01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:15.840
of a four one fifty with the
boys becoming homeless. To support the boys,

1542
01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:17.159
Cipher Grave gay Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna put some dick in

1543
01:55:17.159 --> 01:55:21.199
your mouth. Emo emo for Elmo
found dead in New York City apartment,

1544
01:55:21.319 --> 01:55:26.000
demanding royalties from Derek since he used
one of my lyrics for the gay Enter

1545
01:55:26.079 --> 01:55:30.640
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1546
01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:32.960
the Constitution so we don't have it, so we only so only we have

1547
01:55:33.119 --> 01:55:38.479
rights. That's a good one.
Not necessarily that with that specific goal,

1548
01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:46.319
But snark Tank rewritstitution. That's so
pretty insane. That's pretty good. That's

1549
01:55:46.359 --> 01:55:54.960
a good. Rewrite the Bible,
the whole damn thing, the whole damn

1550
01:55:55.159 --> 01:55:57.840
We should go from every book in
the Bible, write the whole damn thing.

1551
01:55:58.119 --> 01:56:01.359
I'm not reading enough of the Bible
to do that. No way in

1552
01:56:01.399 --> 01:56:10.159
hell, I'll read the Constitution.
That's like what like three pages? Anyway?

1553
01:56:11.039 --> 01:56:12.640
What was I at? What was
that? What did I just say?

1554
01:56:13.560 --> 01:56:18.640
I don't remember. Holy shit,
we're getting old. We can't remember

1555
01:56:18.800 --> 01:56:24.079
five seconds ago. Uh. Readings
and salutations. Welcome back to snark Tank,

1556
01:56:24.119 --> 01:56:27.239
a gay racist podcast. This is
episode three hundred. My name is

1557
01:56:27.239 --> 01:56:30.600
Colin Moriarty and I'm gay Andy.
Why are you so gay? So Andy?

1558
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:33.359
Why are you so gay? Are
you homo? Andy? You've been

1559
01:56:33.439 --> 01:56:39.159
dicked down you've been fucked in your
smooth booty hole. Sweeney's superpower is being

1560
01:56:39.199 --> 01:56:42.920
confidently wrong. Back to Tank of
Come, Caucasian container Cracker Browl for gay's

1561
01:56:42.960 --> 01:56:45.079
Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit.
Fight me, Greg Miller for what you've

1562
01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:47.279
done to my boat, for what
you've done to my bood do Christian girls

1563
01:56:47.279 --> 01:56:49.800
scored Holy Water King Kong's ding Don
rode in. All I want to do

1564
01:56:49.880 --> 01:56:53.560
is bust inside a guy or two. I'll fuck him, then I'll fuck

1565
01:56:53.640 --> 01:56:57.880
you. Thank God, we're gay, No rain uh, she pipped it

1566
01:56:57.920 --> 01:57:00.000
out. My pip up possum is
gay. Possum is gay, and home

1567
01:57:00.159 --> 01:57:06.960
was Vince McMahon actually chat on a
woman's head during a threesome. Allegedly that's

1568
01:57:08.159 --> 01:57:13.560
okay, we gotta so we gotta
bring that up with Derek because he's he's

1569
01:57:13.560 --> 01:57:17.359
the more more of gonna. Actually
yeah, actually I was there. I

1570
01:57:17.359 --> 01:57:30.880
saw it, watching Vince mcmon Derek
Derek drinking a you who in a hotel

1571
01:57:30.960 --> 01:57:33.640
room. Watching Vince McMahon take a
take a fucking steam or on a on

1572
01:57:33.720 --> 01:57:40.640
a prostitute's head is fucking crazy.
I don't know if there's an image you

1573
01:57:40.720 --> 01:57:50.520
who fucking quiet. He's gargling it, but before he swallows it average energy.

1574
01:57:50.680 --> 01:57:54.119
What starts with my hell cat is
pushed to start and ends with E

1575
01:57:54.279 --> 01:57:57.359
R just the hard R star coffee. Yo, I can work on Gangster

1576
01:57:57.439 --> 01:58:08.119
quest. Fuck me police? Oh
n w A nice uh fuck the police,

1577
01:58:08.439 --> 01:58:15.920
Fuck me police, It's pretty good. Keith David from John Carpenter is

1578
01:58:15.960 --> 01:58:18.760
the thing I stopped paying my rent
so I could be a real fan to

1579
01:58:18.840 --> 01:58:24.760
transferm Gremlin exposing people with lytos and
Thollerson ninety million rodgens of ionizing ionizing radiation.

1580
01:58:24.880 --> 01:58:28.079
You not vinpan agelic DM big dudes, Fuck the living ship out of

1581
01:58:28.119 --> 01:58:30.239
me. They could care less as
long as I'm on my knees. So

1582
01:58:30.279 --> 01:58:33.960
take off your clothes something. Uh? It cuts off Craig the Canadian Mike

1583
01:58:34.079 --> 01:58:40.560
erman Trout was Calm Commissioner Gordon and
Arkham Knight. Is that real? Like

1584
01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:48.640
he was sounds about? Huh?
I don't remember Arkham Knight enough? Huh

1585
01:58:49.279 --> 01:58:56.720
Jonathan Wait no, I have to
look this up now, Jonathan Banks Arkham

1586
01:58:57.000 --> 01:59:01.840
Arkham Knight Really he voiced James Gordon
in the twenty That's so strange, Walter,

1587
01:59:01.920 --> 01:59:10.119
you gotta eliminate the jihadis Walter.
Huh okay, that's so weird.

1588
01:59:11.600 --> 01:59:16.720
Man. You gotta kill that joker. Betman, what are you doing?

1589
01:59:18.319 --> 01:59:24.600
You gotta kill the yoker, Batman, the Yoker. It's me, soy

1590
01:59:24.680 --> 01:59:34.479
Yoker, soy Yoker. Welcome,
Welcome, and so Yoker, so Yoker,

1591
01:59:34.760 --> 01:59:41.479
it's your voice. Shay d Daily
Mexican joker is pretty great, uh

1592
01:59:41.640 --> 01:59:45.239
daily, zipping around doing a little
bit. He's just mischievous. He's actually

1593
01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:47.239
not evil though, he's a little
mischievous guy. Yeah, he's a little

1594
01:59:47.239 --> 01:59:54.159
miss he's setting those fires, you
know, Ben and Jerry's funky monkey.

1595
01:59:54.199 --> 01:59:57.520
I live in Philly and everything you
said is true. Look up Kensington Beach

1596
01:59:57.640 --> 02:00:00.600
two fifteen on Instagram. Yeah,
I've seen. I've seen that exact account.

1597
02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:06.279
It's crazy. It's like looking,
it's like watching it's it is unbelievably

1598
02:00:06.319 --> 02:00:12.920
bad. Like however bad you think, what however bad you think it can

1599
02:00:13.039 --> 02:00:17.399
get. It's worse. It's worse
than what I think. Yeah, actually,

1600
02:00:17.479 --> 02:00:20.560
I'm not even thinking it worse.
Yeah. The only way it could

1601
02:00:20.600 --> 02:00:26.680
be worse is if there was just
permanent fire everywhere. That's the only thing

1602
02:00:26.720 --> 02:00:30.000
that would make it worse. A
racist and honest more morse, it'd be

1603
02:00:30.079 --> 02:00:33.279
like and what did you expect?
Their n words ironic melody three x O

1604
02:00:33.399 --> 02:00:36.640
inventing a new sect of Islam where
you get to fuck twenty seventy seventy two

1605
02:00:36.640 --> 02:00:41.199
fen boys after blowing up the bathroom. Uh, slurping stroke and smoking joke

1606
02:00:41.199 --> 02:00:44.319
and Emoticon's going like this. Drip
m h Lord of Homeless drip Dean Martin

1607
02:00:44.399 --> 02:00:47.479
ass Ain't that a dick in my
ass? Obi? Won't you blow me?

1608
02:00:47.880 --> 02:00:51.880
A Norwegian game dev creating gangs the
Quest, but it's gay Kremlin de

1609
02:00:51.920 --> 02:00:57.199
gremlin. If I hear one more
chumb of casino ad, I'll kill you.

1610
02:00:57.720 --> 02:01:02.520
Key Deith Cavid Appleton O fucking police
coming hard as I thrust in pound?

1611
02:01:03.119 --> 02:01:06.960
Oh? I just okay, that
makes sense. I didn't get it

1612
02:01:06.960 --> 02:01:10.680
with the previous NWA thing, and
the thing's like fucking police coming hard?

1613
02:01:10.680 --> 02:01:13.600
Does I thrust and pound? Okay? I just thought that was just random

1614
02:01:13.680 --> 02:01:24.000
words. Abby asshole in the Queer
Mar asshole in Queer mar go to com

1615
02:01:24.199 --> 02:01:32.520
Castle. Huh what did you just
say? Asshole and queer mar go to

1616
02:01:32.720 --> 02:01:42.279
com Castle? Oh? Fuck?
I feel like Derek would have died at

1617
02:01:42.319 --> 02:01:45.359
that. Please finish these. I
don't want to be here anymore. I'm

1618
02:01:45.359 --> 02:01:50.239
trying. I'm trying. Derek and
Kingston. Look up, only OG's remember

1619
02:01:50.359 --> 02:01:58.399
this Jade moment on YouTube? What
only ogs remember this Jade moment? Now

1620
02:01:58.399 --> 02:02:09.880
I'm curious. I don't know why
I was asked to not participate. Uh

1621
02:02:10.239 --> 02:02:31.560
search Google? Oh oh, okay, is this real? This is fucking

1622
02:02:31.720 --> 02:02:41.520
nuts? Thirty six, twenty four
thirty six, goddamn god damn. All

1623
02:02:41.640 --> 02:02:46.640
right, all right, we gotta
move on. I don't remember this existing

1624
02:02:46.680 --> 02:02:49.720
at all. By the way,
Wage slave five eighty three, A sad

1625
02:02:49.760 --> 02:02:54.760
guy from Michigan down bad for helicoptericomoticons. I could see Ris going tomoticons,

1626
02:02:54.800 --> 02:02:57.119
going like this to it. The
Ppini brothers iporium. Alright, the Stark

1627
02:02:57.159 --> 02:03:00.800
tank feast rise on that gay doctors
makes Don Doncerson monkey yatsu. You got

1628
02:03:00.920 --> 02:03:03.319
to pay the trolls hold to get
into the boys hole. Gade six Joe

1629
02:03:03.319 --> 02:03:11.000
Biden unhinging his gaping maw to suck
the melanin out of any so called black

1630
02:03:11.039 --> 02:03:15.319
person who didn't vote for him.
Ed and Patrick Starr fighting Jews in the

1631
02:03:15.359 --> 02:03:20.079
tunnels of in Israel Palestine. Rat
wars I don't even know what's going on.

1632
02:03:20.479 --> 02:03:25.880
Here comes like a wild experience.
Here, yeah, here comes the

1633
02:03:26.039 --> 02:03:30.880
come do do? If I were
a gay man with a fenboy or two

1634
02:03:30.239 --> 02:03:36.520
an evil lesbian, but blow gay
me Ma Foe Sofa gy bro the Gajor

1635
02:03:36.600 --> 02:03:42.760
Scale, Gumball's voice actor calling dream
the f Sler Sandman dot Gov, John

1636
02:03:42.800 --> 02:03:50.319
Strickland, Nick Kerr's upcoming Archie nemphasis
Noah knega Uh the college basket football Arkhamberg's

1637
02:03:50.319 --> 02:03:54.239
eighteen eighty nine Sweeney stroking A bit
to the left under the desk right now,

1638
02:03:55.760 --> 02:04:00.479
a little bit? Uh? The
first Church of key Day who was

1639
02:04:00.560 --> 02:04:04.079
who also misheard the lyrics and thought
it was secret Asian man good. I'm

1640
02:04:04.079 --> 02:04:11.279
glad I wasn't the only one.
Uh. Second sarch of Keith David featuring

1641
02:04:11.359 --> 02:04:14.039
being better than the firsts of Keith
David pre Roz Blake eight nine six Cryptos

1642
02:04:14.079 --> 02:04:16.840
Camera and YouTube Senstation Logan Paul winning
the un US Championship of the World World

1643
02:04:17.000 --> 02:04:19.640
w w E Crown Jewel. He
said, son, have you seen gay

1644
02:04:19.680 --> 02:04:24.159
porn? What would you say if
I throated your would just grab this dick.

1645
02:04:24.199 --> 02:04:27.359
You'll even get laid, uh.
Booker t calling Hulk Hogan the N

1646
02:04:27.399 --> 02:04:30.720
word on live TV and immediately regretting
it, little dishrag. Britney spears,

1647
02:04:32.520 --> 02:04:38.680
what that's real? Really? He
was like, we come up with you,

1648
02:04:38.800 --> 02:04:43.800
nigga, and he's like he held
his head because he got too high,

1649
02:04:43.840 --> 02:04:45.760
but he said it. He was
like, I shouldn't have said that.

1650
02:04:45.960 --> 02:04:47.680
I shouldn't have said that, and
his wife like, calm, okay,

1651
02:04:48.319 --> 02:04:54.600
yeah I can say it now,
brother, you off. You freed

1652
02:04:54.640 --> 02:04:56.600
me. Brother. It's like giving
a sock to a house old and Harry

1653
02:04:56.600 --> 02:05:02.800
Potter, you freed me. Calling
a white person the Edward is like giving

1654
02:05:02.840 --> 02:05:09.680
them the like it's like freeing a
house elf. Oh god, I'm free.

1655
02:05:09.720 --> 02:05:15.159
I'm free. I can read now, brother. Okay. He starts

1656
02:05:15.199 --> 02:05:17.680
wave dashing around the house. Yeah, brother, yeah, it's just lining

1657
02:05:17.760 --> 02:05:21.680
up and down the hull cocin live
action. Wave dashing after being called the

1658
02:05:21.800 --> 02:05:27.520
N word is a wild fucking visage
to imagine. To behold happy. He's

1659
02:05:27.840 --> 02:05:30.880
he's so happy he counts the N
word now, he's so happy. Brother.

1660
02:05:30.960 --> 02:05:36.439
Finally I could say I could say
brother. Even Britney spears, I

1661
02:05:36.560 --> 02:05:41.039
like that's soft. I like that
soft out everything. So it's not as

1662
02:05:41.039 --> 02:05:43.359
good as it's not as good as
the other one, but like, yeah,

1663
02:05:44.439 --> 02:05:47.159
uh, Britney spears toxic with the
taste of your dick. I want

1664
02:05:47.159 --> 02:05:53.159
to ride your cocks tip I'm sipping
inward. Uh so crazy. I'm asking

1665
02:05:53.199 --> 02:05:56.720
a unifield trash text to state a
sound pungent clown pussy that's filled with sweets,

1666
02:05:56.760 --> 02:06:00.800
pukeh sue hull, tickle my ass
hairs, nick he ziggy. I've

1667
02:06:00.840 --> 02:06:10.760
got dick in my nostrils. That's
so funny, that's so stupid. But

1668
02:06:11.760 --> 02:06:14.479
I actually said it. I think
I said it funnier than than it is.

1669
02:06:14.720 --> 02:06:19.479
My dyslexica kicked in. It's I've
got my dick in nostrils. That's

1670
02:06:19.520 --> 02:06:24.319
not as good. Damn I have
this. I have dyslexia. I have

1671
02:06:24.439 --> 02:06:28.399
dyslexia. That makes what I'm reading
a funnier version of what it is.

1672
02:06:29.680 --> 02:06:33.439
Damn must be tough. It's pretty
rough. It's finally, paperwork is really

1673
02:06:33.479 --> 02:06:40.159
hard because I can't stop laughing.
Uh, Mark, that's absolutely not funny.

1674
02:06:42.880 --> 02:06:48.960
You're there, They're asking me for
my e I n uh. Marcus

1675
02:06:49.079 --> 02:06:53.920
currently working on turning off the hammer
of down outside Sween's room. A roughly

1676
02:06:53.960 --> 02:06:58.439
human shade pile of red flags,
Penis County and habit Penis Country, Penis

1677
02:06:58.479 --> 02:07:00.520
Country inhabitant wicket nine. Oh now, there's so much come on me,

1678
02:07:00.680 --> 02:07:05.319
so much, I cannot breathe.
Jackson DuPont badly Brave Hugger, Derek Chris

1679
02:07:05.439 --> 02:07:11.399
On private your twitch VODs, I
don't private them on purpose. They just

1680
02:07:11.960 --> 02:07:15.920
Twitch just does that on purpose.
Twitch just does that automatically. And then

1681
02:07:15.960 --> 02:07:17.800
I just don't have the energy to
go and unprivate them. Also their live

1682
02:07:17.960 --> 02:07:19.880
videos. Like, I don't know, I don't know if there's really much

1683
02:07:19.920 --> 02:07:24.800
value in having a live conversation.
I don't feels like I don't feel like

1684
02:07:24.920 --> 02:07:30.159
live conversations are necessarily meant to live
in perpetuity forever, you know, Like

1685
02:07:30.199 --> 02:07:35.920
I don't think that's I don't think
that's something that's really fair or cool at

1686
02:07:35.960 --> 02:07:40.319
all. I think live conversation is
a moment you can catch somebody's things.

1687
02:07:40.359 --> 02:07:44.000
I'm kind of stupid because it's a
live interaction and so much context is missing

1688
02:07:44.079 --> 02:07:46.840
that I don't make it personally.
Yeah, yeah, I kind feel the

1689
02:07:46.840 --> 02:07:51.840
same way about texts, Like I
feel like I feel like text messages should

1690
02:07:51.920 --> 02:07:58.800
last, should should I feel like
they should generally disappear after like a month

1691
02:07:59.399 --> 02:08:01.199
or something. Nah, bro,
keep everything I ever said, Bro,

1692
02:08:01.800 --> 02:08:05.880
I keep everything. I keep everything
I said too. I keep everything I've

1693
02:08:05.920 --> 02:08:09.800
ever said too. But I also
like, I also know I'm not a

1694
02:08:09.880 --> 02:08:11.800
psycho who's gonna abuse it, you
know what I mean? There are people

1695
02:08:11.800 --> 02:08:13.640
out there is like, look at
this conversation that we had in like a

1696
02:08:13.720 --> 02:08:18.439
very specific emotional state, and now
look at it now completely removed from the

1697
02:08:18.479 --> 02:08:20.479
context, with no tone and no
no knowledge of these parties. And it's

1698
02:08:20.520 --> 02:08:24.119
like, oh, well, that's
fine. It's like sex thing where it's

1699
02:08:24.199 --> 02:08:31.600
like you don't like you immediately the
second it's over, it's immediately cringe like

1700
02:08:31.720 --> 02:08:37.279
it's over. Like it's it's there's
it has the shelf life of warm semen

1701
02:08:37.840 --> 02:08:43.760
like it, I know, but
it's not well, not on a shelf,

1702
02:08:46.239 --> 02:08:52.640
so like it's just I don't know, man, it's weird, was

1703
02:08:52.680 --> 02:08:56.920
it? Where were we at?
Jackson DuPont I think badly Brave Hugger,

1704
02:08:56.960 --> 02:09:01.479
Derek Chris and private users are duck
hunt? Did you just see masters slowly

1705
02:09:01.520 --> 02:09:07.640
but inevitably mounting you Extherian oh Etherian
Prigerian Hunter frying bag it with my shirt

1706
02:09:07.680 --> 02:09:09.880
off Melpus one anger is crouch and
joint the view from the delapause on the

1707
02:09:09.880 --> 02:09:13.760
sixth floor, and is rounding out
our list as always our King or King

1708
02:09:13.840 --> 02:09:22.319
of Royalty, King of hap hazard
at motherfucking hazard at motherfucking hazard, the

1709
02:09:22.520 --> 02:09:30.439
King, the King. That's it
for me. I'm leaving. Let's get

1710
02:09:30.600 --> 02:09:35.359
right into the news, Let's get
right into the let's step right into this

1711
02:09:35.479 --> 02:09:41.800
noose alright, set the fuck out
of here. Pis