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speaking of creativity, if you're homeless and you're creative, I'm giving you money.
Like for example, the other day, just walking down the street,
this homeless guy had a sign that said, my family was killed by ninjas.
Need money for Karate lessons. So I gave him two bucks. Yeah,
I gave him two bucks. It's he was okay with it, though
I asked them too. I said, you know what happened? What happened?
He goes, I wanted to go to Harvard, And I said,
well, what prevented you from going to Harvard? He said, three hundred
thousand bucks. It's a funny homeless guy, funnier than me. I should
be homeless. Wow, man, I guess she's not homeless. That's right.
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I gotta tell you. We had a great, humantic evening. Sex was
great. I fell asleep next day. You know, I get this tap
on the shoulder. She goes, honey, honey, I got you know,
here we go again with one of those insane questions that she has to
ask me. So I rolled over. I said, one, honey,
She goes, if I gained three hundred pounds, we used to have sexual
I said, well, that would make you six hundred thoughts. I need
to have a chance to duck. Okay, man, my eye is better
though. Fourteen stitches okay, anyway, Hey, speaking of having you in
stitches, you gotta watch School World Order on YouTube. Yeah, those scary
guys. Man seven years, seven seasons, good stuff from Diablos and Boris.
Yeah, I know you've been pulled over by police. Well it's sold
hy. But this was a crazy case for me. I didn't know what
the heck was going to happen. I'm driving, following the speed limit,
have my seatbell on, and all of a sudden I see this car roared
from behind, lightser flashing. I pull over. State police officer pulls over
and I look out my you know mirror, you know, and I'm thinking,
what the heck did I do? I wasn't speeding, seatbelts on so
here I noticed when the police officer gets out of the car, he's kind
of like unstable, wobbly, not walking straight. Okay, So he comes
over to the car. I mean really seemed like he was very very high,
very very high. Knocks on my window, and you know, he
does one at ease deals and he's trying to, you know, go like
this to touch his nose. He can't touch his nose. I put my
window on. I go, officer, what's what's going on? He goes,
do you know why I pulled you over? I go a spurt of
got officer. I have no clue why he goes because I can't find my
legs. Have you seen my legs? I said, no, officer.
He goes, Okay, do you have any snacks? The only thing I
had in my car I had these nellow wafers that my granddaughter eats, So
I gave him those and in exchange, he gave me his taser. And
I hope that never happened to you, ladies and gentlemen. My man Mikey
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Did I tell you about I was doing some stand up and it was really
weird because I was staying in a hotel. It wasn't the best hotels.
It was. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. Hotel Colin.
Did you stay there once? I don't know if you did. But
they were trying to be real safe with what was happening in your shower,
so instead of having a suction cup mats, they had ski boots. Go
figure, yeah, hey, and I get something insane. That's right,
I'm gonna finish this, but let me go over six minutes today. But
I'll tell you, what did you ever do this? So I'm in the
hotel, I catch wind that there's gonna be a bachelor red party the next
day at four o'clock. I thought to myself, Hey, if I get
there at three, I could pretend to be the stripper. So I go
down at the party. Girls are getting ready to party. Man, then
he started drinking. So I go to the door. The bridesmaid opens it
up. She goes coming in and you're the stripper. I go, yeah,
I'm the stripper. So next thing, you know, I think all
my clothes off. Man, I'm yeah, huh, I'm just throwing myself
at everybody. Was thrown all kind of money at me, licking it,
putting all my forehead, my chest, all over my body. It was
insane. So I after about twenty thirty minutes I finished. I put all
my clothes back on. As I'm walking out the door to bride's may go
how a story away about one hundred bucks up for two day. I got
there before the role guys dancing. I don't know. I thought I had
to tell that it doesn't make any sense. But guess what makes sense?
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to tell you one thing. Wake up in the morning, say hey,
thank you. I get another day to spend time with my family, my
friends. Hey maybe I have a sup of coffee, a glass of wine.
You go to work, you don't go to work, but make sure
all these obstacles you got to go through every day, make sure you laugh.
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