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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Podula Show. I'm proud to

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announce my brother Michael and his lovely
wife Back have a great Instagram. Great

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Instagram show as well. It's a
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You want to see how things you're
done right, baking from scratch Podula

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Pie on Instagram. Do it now? No, you can't do it now

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because you have to watch me for
the next I think I get about four

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and a half minutes left. Yeah, it's a very creative show. And

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speaking of creativity, if you're homeless
and you're creative, I'm giving you money.

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Like for example, the other day, just walking down the street,

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this homeless guy had a sign that
said, my family was killed by ninjas.

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Need money for Karate lessons. So
I gave him two bucks. Yeah,

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I gave him two bucks. It's
he was okay with it, though

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I asked them too. I said, you know what happened? What happened?

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He goes, I wanted to go
to Harvard, And I said,

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well, what prevented you from going
to Harvard? He said, three hundred

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thousand bucks. It's a funny homeless
guy, funnier than me. I should

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be homeless. Wow, man,
I guess she's not homeless. That's right.

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you watch TV. That's right.
My girlfriend, she's done a round.

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I gotta tell you. We had
a great, humantic evening. Sex was

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great. I fell asleep next day. You know, I get this tap

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on the shoulder. She goes,
honey, honey, I got you know,

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here we go again with one of
those insane questions that she has to

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ask me. So I rolled over. I said, one, honey,

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She goes, if I gained three
hundred pounds, we used to have sexual

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I said, well, that would
make you six hundred thoughts. I need

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to have a chance to duck.
Okay, man, my eye is better

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though. Fourteen stitches okay, anyway, Hey, speaking of having you in

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stitches, you gotta watch School World
Order on YouTube. Yeah, those scary

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guys. Man seven years, seven
seasons, good stuff from Diablos and Boris.

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Yeah, I know you've been pulled
over by police. Well it's sold

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hy. But this was a crazy
case for me. I didn't know what

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the heck was going to happen.
I'm driving, following the speed limit,

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have my seatbell on, and all
of a sudden I see this car roared

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from behind, lightser flashing. I
pull over. State police officer pulls over

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and I look out my you know
mirror, you know, and I'm thinking,

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what the heck did I do?
I wasn't speeding, seatbelts on so

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here I noticed when the police officer
gets out of the car, he's kind

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of like unstable, wobbly, not
walking straight. Okay, So he comes

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over to the car. I mean
really seemed like he was very very high,

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very very high. Knocks on my
window, and you know, he

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does one at ease deals and he's
trying to, you know, go like

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this to touch his nose. He
can't touch his nose. I put my

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window on. I go, officer, what's what's going on? He goes,

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do you know why I pulled you
over? I go a spurt of

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got officer. I have no clue
why he goes because I can't find my

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legs. Have you seen my legs? I said, no, officer.

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He goes, Okay, do you
have any snacks? The only thing I

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had in my car I had these
nellow wafers that my granddaughter eats, So

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I gave him those and in exchange, he gave me his taser. And

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I hope that never happened to you, ladies and gentlemen. My man Mikey

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Did I tell you about I was
doing some stand up and it was really

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weird because I was staying in a
hotel. It wasn't the best hotels.

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It was. I don't know if
you've ever heard of it. Hotel Colin.

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Did you stay there once? I
don't know if you did. But

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they were trying to be real safe
with what was happening in your shower,

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so instead of having a suction cup
mats, they had ski boots. Go

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figure, yeah, hey, and
I get something insane. That's right,

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I'm gonna finish this, but let
me go over six minutes today. But

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I'll tell you, what did you
ever do this? So I'm in the

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hotel, I catch wind that there's
gonna be a bachelor red party the next

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day at four o'clock. I thought
to myself, Hey, if I get

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there at three, I could pretend
to be the stripper. So I go

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down at the party. Girls are
getting ready to party. Man, then

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he started drinking. So I go
to the door. The bridesmaid opens it

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up. She goes coming in and
you're the stripper. I go, yeah,

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I'm the stripper. So next thing, you know, I think all

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my clothes off. Man, I'm
yeah, huh, I'm just throwing myself

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at everybody. Was thrown all kind
of money at me, licking it,

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putting all my forehead, my chest, all over my body. It was

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insane. So I after about twenty
thirty minutes I finished. I put all

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my clothes back on. As I'm
walking out the door to bride's may go

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how a story away about one hundred
bucks up for two day. I got

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there before the role guys dancing.
I don't know. I thought I had

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to tell that it doesn't make any
sense. But guess what makes sense?

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Hey listen, I'm over seven minutest, but that's okay. I just want

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to tell you one thing. Wake
up in the morning, say hey,

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thank you. I get another day
to spend time with my family, my

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friends. Hey maybe I have a
sup of coffee, a glass of wine.

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You go to work, you don't
go to work, but make sure

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all these obstacles you got to go
through every day, make sure you laugh.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very
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