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Just waiting for something to load.
Something I just laid eyes upon this morning,

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and I gotta tell you, I
got some questions, and I think

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that's how we're going to kick off
the show today. Wait, what is

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this? All right? Why don't
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what, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it at all. Sorry

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to send somebody finally sent an answer
to but I thought was a very important

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question that they needed an answer to
within, like you know, before close

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a business. And then I see
that they're writing me at three in the

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morning. All right, very good. So how many of you are into

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cars? How many of you are
really into cars? Maybe you had,

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maybe you were for part of your
life, maybe you were less. So

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I got a bunch of friends that
are like super into cars. And that's

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cool, man, that's a great
passion. I was. I was more

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so into it when I was like
when I was a kid, when I

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was in high school. But I
think you needed a hobby. And also

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back when I was in high school, it was really crazy. So you

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could you could without being a master
mechanic with you know, one hundred thousand

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and tech year, you could work
on your vehicle and when I say work

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on it, I mean I was
a high school kid and we swapped transmissions

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out. We took you know,
three fifties, it was Chevy's primarily three

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fifties, and we could take them
apart, put them back together, and

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they'd run reasonably and gone are those
days. So I think to some extent

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I felt a little out of love, which is interesting because obviously I didn't

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have access to, you know,
a full time job income, so we

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kind of had to make do and
go to mister rs and you know,

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which was a rocking yard where you
could buy parts and put together some Frankenstein's

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of vehicles. But we had some
fun ones. Well, we did My

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Buddy Boone Roads truck was great.
We I took an old It was me

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and a couple buddies. We got
an old Ford F one one hundred.

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Do you remember when the body and
the cab didn't have a separator, so

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this is that this back in the
sixties, and we put we got a

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hold of a four to twenty nine
police interceptor that we put in there,

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and that was a badass truck.
All of this is to say there was

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a period of my life when I
was really into vehicles, And nowadays I

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have some friends that are like really
really really really into vehicles and like try

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like they have some favorites. Man. And the reason I'm laying this out

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for you this morning is not because
I wanted to in any way, shape

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or form brag. I'm not a
master mechanic or somebody. I'm just I

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was just a boored kid who was
like, hey, what if we put

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this ridiculous engine in this light body
pickup truck and even have to customize a

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Ford nine inch onto the truck to
basically keep because the other one blew out?

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Like I was super into all that
stuff, And I never had sex

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with the car, okay, or
the truck in this instance, Like you

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hear me talk about it, I'm
really excited. I missed that truck.

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That thing was going to kill me. And in fact, the dude I

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sold it to, I think he
wrecked it in like six months, but

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I never hooked up with it.
And this is an important distinction that I

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didn't know I was going to have
to make Kinston, North Carolina. An

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elderly woman. There are so many
questions here. An elderly woman says a

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man has been using her car and
to hook up with for three years.

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Okay, Kinston, we're all gonna
learn a new word. You ready for

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this? Kinston police on Monday arrested
Walter McCrae for activity related to mechanophilia.

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That's a thing. Raise your hand
if you had ever heard the term mechanophilia,

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right, there's a there's a there's
a clinical term for this. And

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I don't just mean some of you
who are like way too into your car,

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Like, yeah, how many of
you have shoes off rule in your

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house? You ever met somebody who
has a shoes off rule in a car?

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I have? He really liked that
car, just fine, it's his

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car. Never for a moment assumed
that I might walk in on him and

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uh his scat packed dodge and uh
see him getting intimate. This is a

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whole new thing for me. Maybe
there's just nothing to do in Kinston,

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which I know is not true.
They had the rest, they got the

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great restaurant down there. Yeah,
I got the the the the little tourist

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trap thing going on there, but
it's nice. The eighty two year old

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victim tells w I a t N. She doesn't know McCrae and says her

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car has also been used as an
outhouse because I guess the car is uh,

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you know, is into some weird
stuff, probably had daddy issue,

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I don't know, don't know.
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number is important here, three years. Three years knowing that while you're sitting

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in your house, some lunatic is
showing up and hooking up with your buick

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or whatever. And I know that, I know it says here that it's

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a you know, it's an elderly
woman, and I don't know what kind

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of support her family she has around
her. But three years quote, I

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thought something was happening from under the
hood of my car, because whenever he

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would come up here, he would
use the hood to relieve himself, or

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at least that's what she thought.
In fact, it would run all down,

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and I thought it was something with
the car. So I took the

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car to the shop multiple times.
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mechanic finally figuring out what it is? How'd you like to be that mechanic

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who's had this sweet little old lady
come in three times. You're like,

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ma'am, there's nothing wrong with your
car. After you put your grubbies all

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over. It probably did that thing
that guys do where you open the hood

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of a vehicle and you put your
hand up on the top of the hood.

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You're kind of leaning over giving your
diagnosis. Well, it was then,

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according to rest warrants, that they
determined that you know, what might

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be up, and eventually they put
cameras out to try to catch what was

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happening. Initially they did catch one
video where they realized the dude was literally

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hooking up with the vehicle and then
for the finale would then get up on

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top of the hood and yeah,
but she said to man also noticed her

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cans, but by then it was
too late. Police say that they came

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they on Monday, took the you
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go. They got pictures in video. He's facing five stocking and five or

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five felony stocking counts, five counts
of damage to property three years, three

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years when you know your creepy neighbors
coming by and have it again. I

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don't know what kind of support she
had around here, but also I hate

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that this is a clinical thing,
mechanoffhilia, and that I know that now

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do you know what is tragically missing? From this story, I think you

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can probably figure it out. What's
she driving? She got like a Bugatti

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or what? All right, Ross, end times every bod he's gone,

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right, you're you're basically that dude
in the Twilight Zone episode with the now

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you got time to read we talked
about the other day, But you crave

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a relationship? Is there a particular
make or model that maybe you're looking into?

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And these since you're the only person
left the Lambeau for the kids,

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it's for the kids, man,
I don't well, I guess all the

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kids are gone in this scenario.
So all right, Ross is going Lambeau,

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but he doesn't say what this woman's
driving, and I have some questions.

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But also three years, three years
peking peeking out your you know,

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your lace curtains there watching you know, Wheel of Fortune or I'm sorry,

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I'm not trying to generalize people who
are in their eighties, but there is

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a lot of Wheel of Fortune watching. We have the numbers right, and

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you're just trying to you know,
you're just trying to figure out why Bill

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from Pittsburgh's an idiot who doesn't understand
that that's a you know, the phrase

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from a TV show what a more
on? And while you're concerning yourself with

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that idiot, you look out your
window and there's your neighbor doing only fans

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with your car. What the hell
is going on in Kinston? All right?

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Eight eight eight nine three four seven
eight seven four yep, with all

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the stuff going on in all the
world and all the news, that's the

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one that I got sent eight copies
of. And so many of you are

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fascinated as well, but not in
a good way, in a why do

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I have to know that mcan affilia
is a thing? And do you have

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to be a mechanic? I guess
not. Doesn't say he is, so

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I think maybe even that term would
be mildly misleading. All right, coming

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up on the show, let's see
here, all right, So we are

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we are dangerously close to getting into
idiocracy. Maybe not to the full extent

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with Brondo and everything, but it's
like every day we're like, what can

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we do to be less intellectually taxing
on people? Oh? Hey, I

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know the irony here is it's actually
a brilliant marketing thing. So I'll explain

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what's up there. We'll speculate on
what's up with Roy Cooper and the Prime

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Minister of Japan. They got a
thing this week. I have some thoughts.

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Now what is this hold on?
You know, there are days I

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love listening to the show first singing
the morning. There are days I regret

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listening. Can you guess what this
morning is? I would think that this

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is a good day. You know, that's not a situation most people have

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to deal with, at least that
I know of. I mean, yeah,

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you get down around Myrtle Beach.
There's a guy who will keep hooking

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up with your horse, even after
going to jail a few times. Same

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horse loves that horse. But that's
Myrtle. But you know, you don't.

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You don't expect this. You don't
think you're a hot new you know,

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insert whatever. You know. You
don't go out and be like,

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ah, I got me on,
look at this. I finally I finally

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decided to embrace my my rich a
hole and uh look I got an M

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five. And then every morning you
come out, you're like, is that

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pollen on the hood? Oh that's
another thing. That's another thing. How

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would you know right now? But
if we're getting you know, we're getting

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technical. Remember that site in South
Carolina, that candidate who thought that the

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KKK was putting stuff on her car
and it turned out to be Polland oh

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yeah, I remember that lifelong resident
of South just across the border in South

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Carolina. She knows it's polland she
knows what happens, and yet you know

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it was some sort of hate crime. Well, I present to you,

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ma'am, this, this is the
actual version of that. So you chicken

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little when and this woman is just
living in hell for three U three.

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Well, also, what if you
need to run an errand what if she

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got a doctor's appointment and you go
out and you're like, car's not ready

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anyway? Eight eight eight nine three
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that's a story this morning. So
there you go. You're very welcome.

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And I don't know, maybe somebody's
really into cars. You're like,

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nas is normal, this is this
is not a new thing. Then you

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can you can expound upon that.
So we'll get into it. Happy Wednesday.

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More to come, cac O Day
Radio program. CaCO Day Radio program

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where you know we're staying on top
of what's going on in Kingston. Very

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important. We have a few listeners
down that away signal reaches, So glad

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you're along and glad you don't own
a Burgundy two thousand and night Toyota Avalon.

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Apparently one of your neighbors has some
thoughts. I'll tell you who doesn't

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have any thoughts. Although I can't
decide. Oh you know what, Actually,

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I'm gonna full circle this story with
the other story. But I was

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just gonna I was just gonna,
don let's figure out which of these two

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women is the dumbest. And it's
gonna be between Sonny houstin from the View

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and everybody's favorite soon to be former
Houston area lawmaker Sheila Jackson Lee she Jack

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as you know her here on the
show. Who I mean, we have

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a classic she jack library here in
the in the Computator and in fact,

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let me let me just play you
some of the hits. How's that because

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there's there's lots to choose from,
and and holy crap, are they amazing?

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Like let's see here do do Do
do? Do? You know?

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The short and the sweet ones?
I am outraged? All right, A

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little voice inflection there kind of makes
it funny, but that's that's not fair

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that you know she's outraged. She's
outraged. Come on, Casey, all

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right, Well, let's talk about
I don't know her superhero origin story,

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shall we? And it's a doozy. Maybe he is no better than the

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immigrant that came in shackles like myself. I'm sorry the what think they can't?

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Okay, all right, I didn't
realize that was the thing. Or

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how about during a committee hearing.
How about during a committee hearing the correction

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that she issues when literally they're just
talking about what is a huge problem,

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uh, all the way up the
eastern seaboard, parts of Alaska too,

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and that is the decimation of our
fisheries industry. And you know that is

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that is a a political football man, whether it's going back under Barack Obama

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where they're created. We're creating the
largest national park and it just happens to

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be this giant swath of ocean that
we tried to regulate. You not able

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to fish, but now if we
do this, then you can't. And

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she offered this corrections. Yeah,
it's not oystermen, it's oyster persons.

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Okay. And then my personal favorite, and for any of you Vietnam War

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era vets, you'll appreciate this.
Today we have two Vietnams side by side,

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North and South exchanging and working.
We may not agree with all that

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North Vietnam is doing, but they
are living in peace. And my favorite

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one, but he doesn't have audio. My favorite Shila Jackson Lee dumb moment

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story is when and you remember she
she repped Houston or reps Houston and Houston

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has uh the uh you know,
the space NASA control center, right,

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So they had her down there and
they were showing her this is this,

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this is how the story was reported. So she and there's members of the

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media there, there's a bunch of
muckety much from NASA. I'm sure there's

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some other lawmakers and uh, they're
they're walking her through, giving her the

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big VIP tour and they are showing
her the command center for the Mars Rover,

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which you know, it's pretty cool, right, Hey, you want

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to drive the Mars rover. Who's
turning that down? Oh my gosh.

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If you're the dude, that dude
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even want to think what you want
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But anyway back to this, and
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they offered a let her like do
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like a kid or something or what. But she had asked whether the rover

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it was if they could drive the
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want to drive the Mars rover to
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BI is the mathmath? I know
it's early, but one's the moon,

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one's the uh yeah. And by
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find out in this segment, the
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b us. We'll wait for that, all right. So that's Sheila Jackson

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Lee. She's she's got some oldies
but some goodies, and she's gonna be

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one of our contestants on who's a
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will be Sunny haustin from the view. And that audio cuts the deuce and

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I, you know, I got
this other story about how scrabble is making

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scrabbles issuing an idiot version? Did
you know this? And I was I

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was getting ready to go on this
rant about how stupid this is, and

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I will explain why. But now
I realize why. I guess they're gonna

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Mattel's gonna lean into the the morons
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realized, just saying something. All
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that. Let's get into the Sheila
Jackson audio. And here we are,

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we're talking talk about the moon,
baby, speaking of the moon, speaking

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of the moon. Well, if
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You're not in on this. So
Sheila Jackson lee is she's is this

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a high school? Don't even know
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she's on like a running track or
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a high school. Yeah, here
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being part. I couldn't decide if
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So it was a high school,
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shaping young minds. Talking. The
topic is the celestial bodies. Please,

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if you would, sitting member of
Congress, tell us more just provide unique

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light and energy the sun so that
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night. Yeah. And sometimes you've
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need to take the opportunity just to
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Is that complete rounded circle that has
made up mostly of gases? Web sir?

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What and that's why the question.
The question is why or how could

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we as humans live on the moon. Well, okay, I'm sorry,

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and I will I will replay this
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A an inquiring young mind asked a
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speaking to him? That's you know, it's pretty exciting when you're in a

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high school. I guess. Yeah, so you realize a bunch of dirtbaks

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we've elected into Washington and so you
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at this school, but I gotta
think most of the kids now realize that

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this is a moron. You've brought
a moron. All right, tell us

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more about our gases moon, which
I guess debunks the Armstrong flag, because

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how you're going to get a flag
the standing gas right, jet fuel won't

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met still beams, and you can't
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There you go. I'm an Internet
conspiracy theorist. I'm sorry. Let's

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get back to this cringey moment.
Provide unique light and energy so that you

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have the energy of the moon at
night, and sometimes you've heard the word

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full moon. Sometimes you need to
take the opportunity just to come out and

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see a full moon? Is that
complete rounded circle which is made up more

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see of gases. And that's why
the question, the question is why or

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how could we as humans live on
the moon. Are the gases such that

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we could do that? The Sun
is a mighty powerful heat and it's almost

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impossible to go near the sun.
The moon is more manageable. How would

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the moon be more manageable if it's
made of gas? That's it? Which,

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by the way, the sun is
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gases argument, but the moon.
Ye. Are people that summertimes go out

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and look at the full moon and
they become wolves and we call these people

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were wolves. Amer concerned about them, but they're not wearing anything. The

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sun is so hot. We cannot
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on the sun, even even in
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People vote for this, ye,
people have voted for her numerous times.

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How is this even possible? Like
eight or nine times? Right?

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More than that, I don't Maybe
you just don't want the stupidity to end.

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Look, maybe you know the district
she sits in. It's it's it's

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a you know, it's a heavy
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hey, you know what, uh, let's just let's just do it

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for the for the lolls, right, which is kind of like the partially

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the Jesse vent turevo. Maybe people
watch this stuff and they're like, how

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could we not have this woman sitting
around like she's you know, like like

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she's smarter than us, explaining about
the moon being made of gases, which,

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by the way, gas cheese.
That's some science I'm I'm willing to

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invest in, all right, So
that's pretty dumb, right, And on

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a normal day, on a normal
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dumbest piece of audio we have on
a normal day. But today's not a

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normal day. It's a competitive day. So here we go Gladiator number two

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into the arena. Sunny Houstin Hostin
however, you say her name from the

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view who took a trend we saw
yesterday and you know where you had like

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NBC New York like does the earthquake
related to climate change? Right? Took

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that stupidity and went, you know
what, I'm doubling down. You know,

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no, I'm tripling down on this. So here we go. Here

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is Sonny Houstin who is in real
time being fact checked even with its if

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it's just their eyes by all the
rest of these idiots at the table and

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not coming out on top, please
give us your hot take and listen to

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Whoopee trying to talk about anything but
this. I mean, I have to

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say, Karen Depice are one,
oh my God, for makeup artists.

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When the earthquake was happening, she
put her coat on and she was like,

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Jesus has come. I'm now,
I'm I'm out, I'm leaving.

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We've got a solar eclipse, We've
got random the hallway there are here.

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And then also I learned that the
cicadas are coming. Cicadas cicadas the first

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time in No No, and by
the way they're they're trying to do it

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from an affection standpoint, but they're
clearly they're clearly a they're clearly mocking this

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woman, or at least they're mocking
people who believe what this woman believes.

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Right with their makeup artists, I
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I think if they were in a
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two of them, and they you
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it wouldn't be very pleasant. So
understand them thinking that their makeup artist is

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a misinformed idiot. Okay, and
let's continue. Two different Well, this

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is what I read, two different
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Times are coming for the first time
in many many years, every seventeen years

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has happened. Well that's not what
I read. But maybe you know,

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maybe you know better. They're literally
the brudes. Do you know what their

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names are? Numbers? Their names
are numbers that are the number of years

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that they just stayed in the ground. But she read something in a way

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say all those all those things together, what maybe lead one to believe that,

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you know, either climate change exists
or something is more's quite not at

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the mercy of climate change, it's
not found. Then think that it happens

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in the eclipse. They've known about
the eclipse coming because eclipses happened, and

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they actually can say when these things
are going to happen. So all these

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folks who are saying, you know, it's a sign from God. God

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doesn't give you warning, all right, So and again they're they're hung up

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on the God part of this.
Your co host just said, or just

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explain that she thinks that the following
things are the result of climate change.

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Soicatas that we've never seen before apparently
or you know once like, uh we

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have we have seen we haven't seen
them since they fell from the sky in

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Egypt. That's true. Yeah,
maybe you read something more than I did.

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I'm not sure. You probably read
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yeah, well if you if you
read something well and I kind of walked

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over what piece a little comment in
there? Did you catch that? I

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know you gought it because oh no, it's such a great moment. Yeah,

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because you know, Sunny Hosting goes, well, maybe you've read something

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I ever read, and he goes, well, yeah kind of yeah,

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and in a way, so uh
so, uh Sicata's climate change. Just

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I don't want to make sure I
have this clear. Socicata's climate change,

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earthquakes, climate change? And how
does she also not know? Can you

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imagine the amount of which cred that
this woman would think you're capable of if

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you literally just plotted out and predicted
eclipses like I believe that we'll have another

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one in five years in May,
And she's like, ah, you're a

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you know, it's probably try to
burn you at the stake, not realizing

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you know, we got math here. So in one diatribe of a minute,

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she chalks eclipses, earthquakes and scatas
as she calls them up to up

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to climate change. How do you
pick a winner here? I mean,

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you're a special kind of stupid if
you've lost to Wiopi Goldberg and Joy Bahar.

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Yeah. But Sheila Jackson Lee,
though it's tough, all right,

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Hey, all right, you want
to make it tougher, Sheila Jackson Lee,

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and thank you for reminding me of
this. One of her congressional assignments

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for the majority of her congressional career
was a ranking member on the House Committee

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of Science, Space and Technology.
She's the highest ranking Democrat on Science,

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Space and Technology. And she thinks
the moon is made of gas. I

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saw some people think she's like,
oh, well she was. Yeah.

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They were trying to explain away what
she told the kids, and it's like,

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it's just not happening. But it
is damn entertaining. The problem is

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it's real and not a far superior
version of basically what they're just saying.

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Should I rub pig's blood around the
door if it's lamb's blood sir, obviously

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you don't love your kids if you're
not getting this right. So at least

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the oldest all right, six point
fifty hang on CODA radio program a Wednesday

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edition where we're having an idiot off
today. So that's fun. No,

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you don't have to be dumb to
participate. You just have to be equally

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as amused you encounter it, like
when a decades long member of Congress wants

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to tell you about how the moon's
mostly gas or or already on the flip

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side, a TV host wants to
tell you that cicadas, eclipses, and

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earthquakes are climate change connected. It's
really hard to pick a winner, and

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I'm going to make it even more
complex here in a moment, but let

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me grab a call real quick.
Sarah, thanks for hanging on. What's

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up? Hi? So I wanted
to comment on the moron that was talking

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about the moon, all right?
That would be the congresswoman talking about the

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book. Yes, yes, yes, yes, So I couldn't help.

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But think of Bobby Bouche's mom when
you were telling that whole segment. I

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think Bobby Bouchet's mom had some good
advice. I don't feel that this woman

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dies. She just loved her so
right, this this woman is Yeah,

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so like I can forgive the one
and to be fair, that girl,

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that girl did look like trouble,
right, you would agree, true?

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True, yeah very much? All
right? Yeah yeah, so all right,

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thanks for to call there, Sarah. Yeah, I can't. I

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can't. That's not fair. Ross
you think that's fair throwing Bobby Bouchet's poor

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loving mother in with this this idiot. I mean, I gotta give it

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to Sarah. It's hilarious. Yeah, eclipses other devil, Bobby Bouchet it

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right, But Sakata is a John
Saccatta Cicada. Sakata is there all the

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devil Bobby love it. Yeah,
but like you could, you could scientifically

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explain why eclipses are not climate change
related the devil thing. That's an open

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ended question, you know what I'm
saying, Right, that depends on your

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faith. But no, that is
a is a good comparison. Uh and

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you know what, I'm gonna throw
one other in here. This is so

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bad. I just retweeted this.
Did you see the photograph that the US

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Navy's Uh I guess it was under
in Instagram? Yeah, so the US

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Navy just they just posted a picture
trying to look for rank in this photo?

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Is that the CEO? That is
the CEO of the ship. So

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they posted a photo and even if
you're not a gun guy, you're gonna

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figure this out in two seconds.
They posted a photo of uh, you

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know, one of their one of
their ship captains. He is on deck

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and he's got himself a he's got
himself a rifle, right, and it's

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that he's firing the rounds and you
can actually see the shell casings ejecting into

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the air above it, and he's
kind of firing out. I don't know

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if he's firing it at a a
Somali pirates, Iranian Iranian Iranian, a

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hole or a sea turtle, say
hear pop kidding? All right, maybe

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the sea turtle should have been trying
to eat those straws. I don't know

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the problem is, and I have
I have an abundant amount of questions.

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One the way that he's holding that
weapon. I do like the hand on

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his shoulder for support kind of coming
in from off there. And two that

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scopes backwards. Yeah, he was
firing at the eclipse revers it so we

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didn't burn out his eyes you know
what. Now, I feel like the

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dumb one not knowing that. Right, So if you backwards mount your scope

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and then you can look at the
eclipse and it won't be a problem.

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Is that Is that your advice from
doctor Hayes this morning? Because I feel

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like that's not good advice. I
feel like that's still gonna be a problem.

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But you're the highest ranking officer on
this ship and you are like you

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ever looked into a scope backwards or
a scope or something, maybe if you've

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never shot a gun. You're put
binoculars backwards. Everyone knows what happens.

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You immediately know, and then they
put it out as some sort of like,

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I guess, in a recruitment effort, like hey, look how cool

406
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:16.880
this is. You can stand on
the deck and shoot at the eclipse with

407
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:27.880
him. We're surrounded by stupid.
So now the scrabble thing it makes sense.

408
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:31.159
I wonder how many eyeballs went on
that because you think, oh,

409
00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:34.480
this guy took the picture, he
just loaded the instant. No no,

410
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:37.400
no, no, no, no, that's not how government bureaucracy works.

411
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:44.400
That photo. The number of eyeballs
it had to be on that thing before

412
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:50.599
it got posted and nobody went,
wait, what's how what that looks dumb?

413
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:57.679
Let's take another never cross anyone's mind. And that guy's in charge of

414
00:34:57.719 --> 00:35:02.239
where they're going, what they're you
know, not running into I'm sure,

415
00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:07.199
I'm sure he's a fine dude and
probably didn't want to do the photo the

416
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:09.159
photo shoot anyway, and he's walked
down, so we handed them the rifle.

417
00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:12.719
He popped off a few rounds,
walked off, probably didn't even glance

418
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:17.960
down the scope. But still,
come on, because now you're like,

419
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:22.880
that's the guy driving the boat due
when you're making the Marines that you're driving

420
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:27.519
around nervous. Come on, man. So I retweeted that at Casey on

421
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:30.440
the radio, all right, oh
we gotta all right, so Wesley wants

422
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.199
to cast a vote on our stupid
off. Yes, Wesley, what's up?

423
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:37.360
Hey? How you doing today?
Casey? I mean, we're a

424
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:40.400
nation being run by idiots. But
other than that, sir, go ahead.

425
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.639
Absolutely, the fact that the that
the view is still on the air

426
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:51.360
with with people like this, that
I think that they have important information to

427
00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:55.360
give to anyone is beyond me.
And I just wanted to say that when

428
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:01.159
she broke in and said God given
you warning. He's given us the warning

429
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:07.360
right now. They're the warning,
do not listen to these people, turn

430
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.119
away from that crap and search for
the truth. I mean, yeah,

431
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.800
well, don't listen to them for
truth, sir, but feel free to

432
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:15.559
listen to him in the same way
you'd stare at a car wreck on the

433
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:20.920
way to work this morning. So
oh absolutely, I'm driving the beltline right

434
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.760
now, and I'm just hoping that
maybe one of these scruble will take me

435
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:28.760
out so I don't have to hear
this crap anymore. Yeah, well,

436
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:30.840
come on, sir, don't take
because I feel you're telling people to turn

437
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:34.480
the show off, and now I
have to let you go, So all

438
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:37.679
right, don't do that. They'll
listen. Wesley's Wesley's a new contestant and

439
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.199
our dumb off because he just told
you to turn the show off. And

440
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:43.760
you should never do that. What
you should do is rush out to get

441
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:51.880
the new scrabble scrabble again. Scrabble
is a game that is inherently waited,

442
00:36:52.079 --> 00:37:00.800
already waited already in that way.
It's it's it's a perfectly adaptable game.

443
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:07.760
Your five year olds, they may
not want to because they're five, but

444
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:14.960
feasibly they can have a functional,
weighted game of scrabble with each other in

445
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:17.599
the same way that two English professors
over at NC State could, right,

446
00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:24.599
because it's not about it's not about
the totality of possibilities. It's in the

447
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:29.400
in the sense that you know,
some super hard word, may you may

448
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.639
just be able to spin it into
existence or roll some dice. That's not

449
00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:36.599
how scrabble works. You get the
letters and then whatever you bring to the

450
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:39.480
party, brain wise, spelling wise, that's what you're expected to use.

451
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:43.079
And then the other person can call
you on it and you can't check.

452
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:47.480
And you know how scrabble works.
It ain't broken, but apparently it is.

453
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:51.960
And I think that this is Mattel
sitting there going how do we sell

454
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:59.840
to idiots? And people went,
well, let's make a game that is

455
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.440
for idiots, and then the idiots
will want to play it. So that's

456
00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:07.719
what they're doing. For the first
time. It's seventy five years. Mattel

457
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:12.800
will be making major changes, offering
a version of Scrabble that they tout as

458
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:19.800
a no more scoring gameplay option.
We'll now wait a second, you don't

459
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.360
have to score. Now, there's
not the score police don't show up.

460
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.559
If you just want to casually play
through the letters and have a little time

461
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:30.320
with you know, whoever you're playing
with, that's fine, you can do

462
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:36.760
that. The new double sided version
of the game will include one side with

463
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:40.559
the original game for those who you
know want to play scrabble, and on

464
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:45.360
the other side will be a less
competitive version that they say will appeal to

465
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:52.039
gen z gamers. How insulting for
you. The flip side called Scrabble Together

466
00:38:52.119 --> 00:39:00.119
will include helper cards. Come on, what is a helper card? Car?

467
00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:07.360
What could you put on a card
that is not literally just the answers,

468
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:10.880
but it would have to be customized
based on the letters you have in

469
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.159
your in your collection. There,
So, what does the helper card do?

470
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:21.199
Is it just like a written version
of like the celebrity Jeopardy things where

471
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.719
they're you know, tribec or I
guess Will Ferrell's like, just make a

472
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:29.360
sound, just make a sack,
because it feels like that. The scoring

473
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:32.559
system will be simpler, it'll be
quicker to play and allow people to play

474
00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:39.320
in teams. All right, here
we go, Giles Brandreth. This dude's

475
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:45.280
British all day, Giles Brandreth.
Anyway, let's see, he says,

476
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:52.239
scrabble found the younger people, specifically
gen Z don't like the competitive nature of

477
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:59.119
scrabble. That's because we're breeding competition
out of everybody. Everybody gets a trophy.

478
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:04.519
Let's not keep score. Yeah you
did well, but this person didn't.

479
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:07.480
And even though it was a fair
thing and we used to know how

480
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.239
to deal with us, you should
apologize. Of course, they don't want

481
00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:24.000
anything to do with scrabble with competitive
scorekeeping. Uh. And use the word

482
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:31.239
diversity in here somewhere, hold on, I scrabbled together continues to celebrate the

483
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:37.199
wonder of words, but thanks to
exciting new, cooperative and dynamic. So

484
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.800
that's what that's what this is about. They've realized, or at least they're

485
00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:46.159
they're convinced that a there is a
whole swath of people that unless there's five

486
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:54.639
of them working together, can't spell
a word. Naysayers on social media started

487
00:40:54.679 --> 00:41:00.440
referring to it as scrabble for snowflakes. It woke scrabble, Yeah yeah,

488
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:05.280
because it kind of sounds like that. And you referred to it as quote

489
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:09.079
a more inclusive version. That's the
word they use. Inclusive. You know,

490
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:14.079
like people are sitting down to scrabble
right now, they get out the

491
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:15.920
rules and they're like, oh,
I'm sorry, John, you can't play

492
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:20.360
with us, says right here,
it says no black people. No,

493
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:23.559
it doesn't. It's scrabble. You
can. There's not an inclusivity issue.

494
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:27.960
The only people who could feel is
though, if you get the Scrabble out

495
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:34.079
that it's not inclusive, are native
Russian speakers or any of the Asian languages

496
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:39.079
that utilize their own alphabets, right
because you are restricted to you know,

497
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:45.119
the standard twenty six letter alphabet.
There's no cyrillic in there. But I

498
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.880
but you know they have versions.
They have a Russian version of this.

499
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:54.760
Uh, what is the Chinese version? Well, they probably use the simplified

500
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:59.119
alphabet because if not, the box
would be that it looks like a car

501
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:07.519
would be in it. Oh,
that's interesting. So the release of the

502
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:13.079
new Scrabble will take place strictly in
Europe at first, because Mattel actually licenses

503
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:19.440
the Scrabble Branda Hasbro, and Hasbro
wants to see how Mittel's release goes there.

504
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:27.639
New research found that almost half of
Scrabble players have attempted to make up

505
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.480
a new word to try to win
a game. Yeah, that's but that's

506
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:37.960
part of the game, right Again, you don't have to change anything here.

507
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:38.840
But I think they realize, Hey, if we're going to do a

508
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:44.159
version for stupid people, but will
make it sound like it's fun and not

509
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.679
wildly insulting on how much we're dumbing
it down, then the stupid people will

510
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:52.159
come because haha, they're stupid.
In fact, Sheila Jackson Lee just bought

511
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:57.079
three copies, so there you go. It worked. Yeah, John,

512
00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:01.679
what's up? I do them?
You know everyone's getting dumbers, so I

513
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:07.880
feel better. Everyone's getting stupid around
me. Well, I have to take

514
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:12.559
a sense with something. You guys
are being disingenuous about the wonderful, intelligent,

515
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.800
audible Shoela Jackson Lee. Okay,
she said you can go close to

516
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:20.000
the moon. You go close to
the moon. What's the part she left

517
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.239
out is it has to be at
nighttime, and if you go during the

518
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.599
winter time, the nights are longer. She can spend more time there.

519
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.559
I mean, I think that her
car ally g and buzz Alder and I

520
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:35.039
think they laid that out for us. Sir, Well, you do have

521
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:40.400
a point, But she was talking
about going at nighttime just remember allocating where

522
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:44.280
all of the tech money went for
space travel. Anyway, go ahead,

523
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.800
I was saying. On another note, a dad joke for you about the

524
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.679
Moon. Do you hear about the
restaurant on the Moon? Is it?

525
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:58.400
Okay? No? No, I
didn't go ahead, all right, great

526
00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:01.360
restaurant in horrible atmosphere, dad joke
for you. Well, how does the

527
00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:05.320
how does how are they able to
build a restaurant on gas? Or?

528
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:14.000
Hey, are you in the construction
industry? Are you an't? Don't tell

529
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:16.079
anybody, it's the secret. Okay, all right, get out here,

530
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:22.000
sir. That's I mean, that's
what I'd be wondering. I guess maybe

531
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.960
you get whatever they were using on
the ad of the Avatar movies to make

532
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:30.639
the islands float. Yeah, space
you can do that. You just grab

533
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:36.320
onto this stuff, all right.
So Sheila Jactually Sunny Austin. We got

534
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:37.599
the videos at Casey on the Radio. If you go to Casey on the

535
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.480
Radio dot com, aget the shoe
jack video embedded on the website, but

536
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:45.840
also we've tweeted out links and then
you can see the naval officer with the

537
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:53.159
radical issue the scope. How does
the scope even end up on backwards on

538
00:44:53.320 --> 00:45:00.519
a on a service weapon in a
military setting, or is that that's is

539
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:04.639
that some prank? Is that some
you know, behind the scenes military prank

540
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:09.000
where you jack with another guy's rifle
and make sure you use the term rifle

541
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:13.360
because that is for shooting and not
gun, which is for fun, as

542
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:19.199
I think that many of you have
probably learned. So there you go.

543
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:23.079
I'll put all three of those folks
in. You can figure out who the

544
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:29.400
I give. Again, I'm gonna
give the Navy guy the fact the benefit

545
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.280
of the doubt that he walked up
to do a photo op he didn't want

546
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:36.920
to do. Somebody handed him a
rifle. He went blam blam. They

547
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.159
got the photo and then he walked
off, you know, to do ship

548
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:44.559
captain stuff. But still not a
good look man, all right? Seven

549
00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:46.559
to twenty three? Hang on,
dude, this is just this is so

550
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:50.639
uncomfortable. Man, all right,
but we have to give it a mention.

551
00:45:53.360 --> 00:46:01.960
So Ben affleck Mary do j lo. I guess again, any who

552
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:13.679
was hold on, I go figure
out which grandfather it is, if it's

553
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:19.480
his dad, or here we go. So it was, oh, okay,

554
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.440
so it was service for Jennifer Garner's
father, his ex Okay, all

555
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:28.360
right, all right, So anyway, this is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck,

556
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:34.039
you know, their middle child.
Obviously they're no longer together. He's

557
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:36.800
with j Lo. I don't get
it. I think Garner's better, but

558
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:45.719
whatever. The fifteen year old,
their middle child, was at the funeral

559
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:50.559
with the family for the late William
Garner, Jennifer Garner's father, and as

560
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:55.519
part of the service, stepped forward
at fifteen to address those in attendance,

561
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:00.679
which you know, for a fifteen
year old, so I'd be pretty daunting,

562
00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:08.880
especially in that scenario. Let's see, the fifteen year old, known

563
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:20.360
as Sarah Fina Rose, took the
opportunity not to talk about her grandfather who

564
00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:24.159
had passed away, which brought about
this memorial service, but rather to use

565
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:36.440
the opportunity to come out as transgender
at the funeral during their portion of the

566
00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:42.800
eulogy. Hi, my name is
Finn Affleck, the teen said, after

567
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:52.719
stepping up to the lectern at the
service, Finn talked about how they are

568
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:59.880
transgender now identify as I believe they
them. Again, this is a eulogy

569
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:05.400
with a bunch of people in a
service, many of them emotionally taxed,

570
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:08.679
to say the very least, just
trying to make the best of the situation,

571
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:14.679
which in the long run, you
know, you can find cathartic,

572
00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:21.360
but at the time as an emotional
roller coaster. And Affleck even went so

573
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:28.360
far as to pull Bible verses in
support of the New Life decision, including

574
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:32.400
the beginning to read a Bible verse. Better is a little with righteousness than

575
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:45.360
a large income with injustice? And
yeah, who does this? There's two

576
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:49.960
things that I will never understand.
One people go to a funeral and turn

577
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:53.480
it into a not a funeral,
right, so it can be like this,

578
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:58.880
which I just can't wrap my head
around. It could be like we

579
00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:01.679
talked about the Paul well stone that
said the former senator in Minnesota, or

580
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:06.800
the funeral that was you know,
given free airtime on all the TV networks,

581
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:10.360
turned into a Democrat rally. Right, But like that, even that's

582
00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:15.239
more understanding to me because those people
are just slugs and they can't help it.

583
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:23.079
This is a fifteen year old who
stepped forward to tell everyone their their

584
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:27.480
news. And then the other one
is people who go to other people's weddings

585
00:49:27.559 --> 00:49:32.800
to announce their own. I've never
actually seen it, but you know,

586
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:37.239
I see it show up on social
media, so I know it's happening.

587
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:45.760
Also, Jennifer Lopez, one of
Lopez's twins I believe is transgender. So

588
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:52.360
already the percentage of transgender kids in
that household, is it like twenty five

589
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:59.119
percent or something. That's amazing.
And in fact, if you go into

590
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:02.079
West Hollywood, all of these stars
kids go, it's like a third of

591
00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:10.800
the a third of the schools or
LGBT. So that's weird. Huh weird

592
00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:16.679
how that all masks together in that
area. But holy crap, man,

593
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:21.280
how do you decide that that.
I guess you do it because you're fifteen,

594
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.320
and when you're fifteen, ever,
whatever you're dealing with, whatever your

595
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:29.519
thing is, is the most important
thing in the world. I was a

596
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:31.960
fifteen year old. I know how
the brain works. But even then,

597
00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:40.920
I can't imagine hijacking a loved one's
funeral for my own thing, like do

598
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.679
it at the mixer after or something. But ah, just gross, man,

599
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:52.320
But there you go, all right? Eight eight eight nine three four

600
00:50:52.480 --> 00:51:04.360
seven eight seven four dude, Speaking
of some political nimrods, Things going well

601
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:09.719
within our various divisions of government,
including at the Department of Interior, who

602
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:16.119
arguably has a lot going on as
the Biden administration. One of the things

603
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:23.320
they immediately did is basically undoe the
Trump administration from I don't know, listening

604
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:27.039
to the people who live in these
areas. Let me tell you, let

605
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:31.519
me tell you the greatest, my
greatest beef. And you can localize this

606
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:36.039
beef as well. But this is
my version of it, right because you

607
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:39.599
can localize this as a lifelong resident
of Derrick County with a bunch of people

608
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:42.920
who never go to the beach telling
you what to do. All right,

609
00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:45.039
they can be frustrated to understand it. But let me tell you when you

610
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:51.280
live out west, especially when you
live out out west in the open,

611
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:58.760
the wide open areas lands that in
many cases it is the very families that

612
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:02.559
continue to work it today, like
my family who can trace their lineage back

613
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:09.159
to the settlement of you know,
the wild West man and the utilization of

614
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:15.920
those lands which initially there was there
was rules and people homesteaded accordingly, and

615
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:17.960
then the federal government came in and
basically took a bunch of it back.

616
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:24.119
Later after the human shields that were
Western settlers in that area did all the

617
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:32.360
heavy lifting of essentially, you know, putting together, putting together these huge

618
00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:37.800
swaths of land and limiting the native's
influence over it. That's what they used

619
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:45.800
homesteaders for. Case you're wondering along
the trails, the Bozeman, the Oregon

620
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:50.039
and you know many others probably never
heard of. That was the reasoning there.

621
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:53.199
That's why they built these forts.
Okay, and ever since then,

622
00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:58.920
listening to bureaucrats in Washington come out
and go, I think this fifty thousand

623
00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:01.280
acres that we just want the we
just don't like drilling, so we're gonna

624
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:07.519
make it undrillable. We're gonna make
this a protected park. And then everybody

625
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:12.360
who lives in that area is like, dude, because this is in Utah

626
00:53:12.440 --> 00:53:15.159
we're talking about with barriers. If
you go to Utah, Southern Utah has

627
00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:21.800
nine National parks or monuments, I
believe it's nine. No, it's nine.

628
00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:23.679
With this, they had eight,
and there's some of the most amazing

629
00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:28.000
things you'll ever see. If you'd
never if you ever go anywhere, even

630
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.960
being a Wyoming guide, I want
you to go to Yellowstone. But if

631
00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:36.599
that, if you have the time, you should do Yellowstone. You should

632
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:42.079
do Glacier to Yellowstone to Bryce Canyon. So that'll get you Montana, Wyoming,

633
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:45.639
Idaho, and Utah, excuse me, perfectly doable, and you can

634
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:47.559
go. You can make the Grand
Canyon the final thing. And then along

635
00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:52.119
that way, along that route you
got you know, you go to Mount

636
00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:55.440
Rushwarts along the way, Grand Tetons
are on the way. You got options.

637
00:53:57.039 --> 00:54:00.719
Obviously Utah has got many men the
other options. Go do that.

638
00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:06.519
But the big open areas in the
middle where mostly it's cows, and then

639
00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:09.800
mostly it's not cows, just wide
open space. That's not what that is.

640
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:14.440
That's not what you need to be
out there protecting. So as the

641
00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:20.840
Biden administration is working on re implementing
the thing the Obama administration did that nobody

642
00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:23.920
in the area wanted, and the
Trump administration did undo for a little while,

643
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.960
that's not seemingly the core focus over
at the Department of Interior, and

644
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:37.400
in fact, a leaked video of
one of their gatherings is it's a doozy

645
00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:43.400
man. It is an absolute dude. And by the way, there will

646
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:50.239
even be tears, emotional tears.
So coming up here in just a few

647
00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:58.000
we will listen in as part of
the Department of Interiors ALLY Awards. Yes,

648
00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:02.880
the federal agency has their her own
ALLY Awards. These are awards for

649
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:10.840
diversity, equity and inclusion items.
So it's the WOKE awards put on by

650
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:15.400
the Department of the Interior. And
just wait for it, man, it's

651
00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:20.320
it's coming up. But first race
stage A key's here, Hello, and

652
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:22.440
he's gonna make it yeal with a
little rain. But yeah, not for

653
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:28.800
long. So no in and out. One batch she's coming through. Just

654
00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:31.639
getting ready. If you're not in
it yet, Winston Salem, you will

655
00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:35.920
be in the next hour, Greensboro. Then across the triangle, I've got

656
00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:38.320
this one round of shower start to
come in this afternoon. I might see

657
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:43.239
some thunderstorms. We're gonna do this
like in batches or in rounds. We

658
00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:45.920
get this kind of little main small
piece to come out ahead of the main

659
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:51.360
line most of the afternoon. We've
actually end up more spotty than anything else.

660
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:53.559
And then as we head through the
overnight hours tonight and then through tomorrow

661
00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:57.599
morning, another batch of rain and
thunderstorms to come on, and there could

662
00:55:57.599 --> 00:56:00.679
be some strong storms in some spots. Looks like the worst of it's going

663
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:06.719
to be about ten Tomorrow morning until
early afternoon and then tapering off a little

664
00:56:06.719 --> 00:56:10.599
bit, just isolated showers and utter
showers, So a little unsettled over the

665
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:15.800
next couple of days. Today's highs
likely in the mid upper seventies, Tomorrow

666
00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:21.280
in the low seventies. It'll be
a little breezy, even outside of thunderstorms.

667
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.199
That's will continue into Thursday night,
but the sun's going to be back,

668
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:28.119
and I think I started mentioning this
yesterday. Once we get into Friday,

669
00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:30.039
although a little breezy, it's going
to be sunny in near seventy,

670
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:35.800
then a long run of sunshine that
will likely take us through Saturday, Sunday

671
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:38.440
Monday, maybe even longer with a
warm up Saturday load to mid seventies,

672
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:42.840
could crack eighty maybe the low eighties
Sunday load of mid eighties on Monday,

673
00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:45.400
so starting to get into the multiple
day in a row thing of eighty plus

674
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:51.320
degree temperatures right into maybe even Tuesday
of next week. So I had at

675
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:54.760
least plan on some wet weather today
tonight and on into tomorrow and Tomorrow night,

676
00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:59.000
most of it coming tomorrow and tomorrow
night, and then some great weather.

677
00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:02.840
The payoff is going to be fantastic. Now for Augusta, the update

678
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:08.199
from where we were yesterday does not
look like we're gonna have all day rain.

679
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:14.039
However, thank you. The line
of showers and the heaviest rain and

680
00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:17.239
thunderstorms goes through and by you know, eight or nine o'clock most of it's

681
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:22.679
done and just some spotty showers thunder
showers for the rest of the day.

682
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:27.440
So maybe a little delay and getting
started, but I think for the most

683
00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:30.719
part, once you get through tomorrow
morning, things improving and some beautiful weather

684
00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:37.079
for Augusta for the rest of the
weekend. What do you think Tiger's chances

685
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:40.000
are. I saw that Zero wrote
a whole piece and they're like, get

686
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:43.079
over it, and I'm like,
I don't know. I used to think

687
00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.760
that, and then what he won
with like four years ago. Nah,

688
00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:51.880
Dad, it's over. Yeah he
did. But I I think it's a

689
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:54.400
technical course. Man, it's not
you know, this isn't bad age,

690
00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:59.400
right, Yeah, I don't do
I think he makes the cut. I

691
00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:02.840
would bet that he probably does,
but I mean, I don't think he's

692
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:07.280
gonna win, So I don't know. I'm just that So I'm asking because

693
00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:09.519
they the New York Post thing,
I read this morning. They were just

694
00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:12.880
a brutal on the guy, and
I'm like, were they? Yeah,

695
00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:19.880
I don't know. Somebody showed up
drunk and won the open, So all

696
00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:23.519
right that ended? Why right?
Yeah? Yeah? I love that guy,

697
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:29.480
all right. And I also love
the memes for the you know,

698
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:32.239
there's that there's that Tiger, and
there's that's that picture, the famous photo

699
00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:37.760
of Tiger Woods on the putting green
with John Daly and Tiger's dressed in his

700
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.760
like country club best and Daily's wearing
those the really loud shirts and pants,

701
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:45.000
smoking a cigar. He can tell
he's probably a little lit. And they

702
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:47.960
had it, said m C State
and Duke going back to the that game

703
00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:52.400
a few weeks ago, and I
thought, no, that's that's perfect.

704
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:53.679
I'll let you guess who NC State
is. All right, thank you,

705
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.760
Tiger hater, get out of here, all right, all right, there

706
00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:00.320
you go. All right, So
I did the big setup up on the

707
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:04.079
Department of Interior, and trust me, the payoff is so worth it.

708
00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:07.519
And it's coming up next. Hang
on, here we go into diversity,

709
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:15.199
equity and inclusion on your dime.
Now, look, don't get me wrong,

710
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:19.800
when you're talking about a big entity
whether it's a corporate entity or you

711
00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:22.639
know, the Department of Interior or
the IRS or you know, pick your

712
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:29.199
government entity. You know you're going
to have and I don't begrudge this.

713
00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:31.719
You're going to have the corporate atmosphere
stuff that goes with it, right,

714
00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:37.760
So you know there's going to be
times when there's events where people are paying

715
00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:40.400
attention to work per se, they're
doing training, or they're having fun.

716
00:59:40.480 --> 00:59:43.880
You know, it's the end of
the year. Whatever, that's fine,

717
00:59:44.400 --> 00:59:51.880
I got it. That being said, this I the waste of time here

718
00:59:52.760 --> 01:00:00.199
is truly amazing. And what's important
to know is the ALLY Awards, which

719
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:07.480
is the Federal Agencies Diversity, Equity
and Inclusion annual award show. They actually

720
01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:10.880
do it virtually, so it's a
teams meeting, which I don't know why,

721
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.840
but that's somehow that sounds more horrible
if you think about it. And

722
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.239
I got to tell you, I
was thinking to my mind, do I

723
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:22.079
want to do a two hour long
diversity award show with my coworkers on a

724
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:30.960
zoom meeting or let's see a two
hour raw, raw meeting about where we're

725
01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:36.119
headed this year and then it's all
about everyone else, but not you,

726
01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:40.079
all right, So on the grand
scale of teams meetings that you don't want

727
01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:45.199
to go to, on a scale
of one to ten, one being I'll

728
01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:50.000
set my video to off, but
my avatar will be there and I'll just

729
01:00:50.079 --> 01:00:52.880
be in the vicinity so I can
kind of hear what's going on too.

730
01:00:53.840 --> 01:01:02.280
I'd rather go feet burst into a
wood chipper. Where does a two hour

731
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:14.360
mandatory diversity Awards show zoom meeting factor
in? Because, damn ross you going

732
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.519
to this team's meeting. I know
how I was looking forward to it,

733
01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:20.480
but I looked at my calendar.
I'm busy. I'm just too You're too

734
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:24.119
busy for the mandatory two hour diversity
Awards show. It's it's upsetting because what

735
01:01:24.239 --> 01:01:28.440
is it? Mandatory two hour diversity? I trained, It's my passion and

736
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:31.639
I was ready for Yeah, this
is the awards right that I would have

737
01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:35.920
won. I'm sorry, I can't
make it. Well, it's because you're

738
01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:38.840
not a poet, and I kid
you not. So the event opens up

739
01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:43.960
with one of the employees who did
a video video themselves doing a poem.

740
01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:46.320
Just all right, So here is
the I guess the awards host. Now

741
01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:52.400
we would like to share a poem
entitled I Am diversity story behind this is.

742
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:59.800
We discovered this several years ago when
we were designing a interior toast Master

743
01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:05.599
slash diversity change Agent poetry. Okay, I got a question, So wait

744
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:09.599
a secon. So you're doing a
toast how in the wokest of woke eras

745
01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:15.519
that we live in with everybody butt
heurd over micro aggressions, could you possibly

746
01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:22.320
put a toast master's roast masters style
format together in an employee setting? That

747
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:28.480
sounds like an absolute recipe for disaster. I watched one of the roasts at

748
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:31.880
a comedy club up in New York
that it sounds in YouTube and like three

749
01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:37.400
of the comics are getting butt hurt
because they thought that some of the some

750
01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:39.199
of the jokes were problematic, like
if you can't even do that in a

751
01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:43.480
comedy club setting, what are you
talking about? Murham? And that we

752
01:02:43.599 --> 01:02:49.559
were so moved by it. We
since decided to incorporate that and really resonates

753
01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:52.559
and it echoes a lot of the
themes that we learned about this week.

754
01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:57.800
This is by Charles Benefield. Here
we go, and what you're about to

755
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:04.119
see is a video of BOEM Investing
employees who participated in a recording and a

756
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:09.199
recitation of this poem. Please enjoy. Let's recap this show thus far.

757
01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:15.519
Guy likes sexy time with cars.
Grabble says people are stupid the view stuff.

758
01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:19.840
The Navy's not the ground fighting for
Oh it's one guy's got a rifle

759
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:22.800
backwards her scope. God help us. You have the rifle backwards, and

760
01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:27.840
you like to make frank constructs frankin
trucks. This is not a best stuff.

761
01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:30.239
I think it's been a fun show. What are you talking about,

762
01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:34.360
sir? We have even got to
the diversity poem. You get to suffer

763
01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:40.000
through, Wow, a mandatory two
hour online woke fest. I'd rather gouge

764
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:45.280
my left eye out with it.
Well why not, both sir? And

765
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:49.280
he could be like, I have
a medical emergency. You could dip out,

766
01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:52.199
all right. So this is run
the Department of the Interior. This

767
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:59.159
is their online ally awards where everybody
gets to spend a couple hours or whatever

768
01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:00.320
I did. I don't know if
it was a couple hours. It was

769
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:05.840
ninety minutes, but whatever. Listening
to diversity, you know their co workers

770
01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:10.679
get diversity awards, and you know, the funny thing is, and I've

771
01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:16.599
seen we did a story for gosh, one of the one of the investment

772
01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:18.880
banks up in New York, I
can't remember which one it is. And

773
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:23.679
they had they have DEI Awards too, which is this is the thing.

774
01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:28.280
These ALLY awards are a thing that
happens in some corporate settings, government settings.

775
01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:31.639
They're not new. And they had
like all the people who had won

776
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:39.400
the award up there and no,
but there's no white people. And it's

777
01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:43.480
like, well, that's weird.
These are your ALLY awards, i e.

778
01:04:43.599 --> 01:04:48.000
Your diversity awards and awards, and
there's no diversity among the award winners.

779
01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:56.840
That's so strange. But here I
don't know what the full tally was.

780
01:04:57.000 --> 01:05:00.440
But if if if this was in
the the opening portion of the award

781
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:02.639
show, I don't know how the
hell I'd make the rest of it.

782
01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:08.440
All right, let's go ahead with
our diversity poem from the people are supposed

783
01:05:08.480 --> 01:05:15.360
to basically make sure you're not getting
gored by buffalo and screwing ranch grazing permits

784
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:17.800
that are over one hundred years old. That's literally something we went through.

785
01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:21.639
So with that in mind, let's
get to it. Go right ahead.

786
01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:26.840
I am diversity, please. I
didn't add this music. By the way,

787
01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:30.840
they video recorded this, so this
is part of the presentation. I

788
01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:34.960
am diversity, Please include me.
I'm present in every place you go,

789
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:39.639
depending on your lens, I'm friend
or foe. I'm forced to do a

790
01:05:39.760 --> 01:05:45.400
coug with like the winds of change, I move, I'm swift. I'm

791
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:48.159
present with two or more together.
If I embraced, I can make the

792
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:53.920
good even better. I'm not limited
to age, gender, or race.

793
01:05:54.480 --> 01:06:00.400
I'm invisible at times, and yet
all over the place exclude me due to

794
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.239
a lot of knowledge. Welcome me
like the recruit fresh out of college.

795
01:06:04.599 --> 01:06:09.119
Let me take my seat at the
table, even though I may be differently

796
01:06:09.280 --> 01:06:13.400
able, My experience, my posture
to a count to me can help add

797
01:06:13.599 --> 01:06:18.760
value for your company. None about
me improve my underrepresentation, and I can.

798
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:21.559
By the way, we'll continue,
Are you guys feeling more diverse and

799
01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:27.360
welcoming, intolerant and open or are
you starting to understand what a giant waste

800
01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:30.440
of time this is? And for
some reason, I'm getting the same.

801
01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:35.679
I'm having the same emotional reaction that
I did watching all of those Hollywood idiots

802
01:06:35.719 --> 01:06:42.880
sing imagine from their luxury supermansions,
and I don't know why that is.

803
01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:45.159
I guess it must be my lens. As the one guy said, provide

804
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:49.280
a competitive edge to your entire nation. I exclude no one. I am

805
01:06:49.320 --> 01:06:54.760
strengthened by all. My name is
diversity, and yes I stand tall.

806
01:06:54.960 --> 01:07:00.440
You me and keep what if you
don't? What if you're short? You

807
01:07:00.519 --> 01:07:06.480
see how inherently undiverse it is for
you to always stand tall? What about

808
01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:12.840
the short kings or whatever the term
is the kids use See you're inherently not

809
01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:16.719
being diverse. You're busted. Your
whole poem is bs in the mix together.

810
01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:21.320
There's no problem that we can't fix
on your What if I told you?

811
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:25.599
We're not even halfway through this,
and it feels like this has been

812
01:07:25.679 --> 01:07:31.719
two segments. That's help points through
innovation and to many, I reflect hope

813
01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:36.480
and inspiration. Your lives and companies
will continue to change. Thus the need

814
01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:41.760
for diversity and the inclusion will also
remain. Do all that you can to

815
01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:47.519
truly embrace me an experience life fullness
totally. I'm the thought working behind the

816
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:53.079
and familiar face. I'm the ingenuity
that helps your team within the race.

817
01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:58.480
I'm the solution that came from an
odd question that was asked. I stand

818
01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:00.400
out in the you know what I'm
going to I'm gonna cut you off the

819
01:08:00.440 --> 01:08:06.400
hook for the last thirty seconds because
I feel like half our audiences in their

820
01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:13.320
garage with the vehicle on. And
I get it. What I don't get

821
01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:16.479
is how this is a poem.
If it is, it's a really bad

822
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:18.960
poem. Are you listening to it? And by the way, before you

823
01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:23.239
come at me like what do you
know about poetry? I will have you

824
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:29.279
know that my English, my first
English elective class in college was poetry,

825
01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:34.560
not because I wanted to take poetry, but because with the way my schedule

826
01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:38.000
worked and the way that I you
know, they test you in on which

827
01:08:38.039 --> 01:08:43.119
class or which section of classes you
should be at. My options were Shakespeare

828
01:08:43.359 --> 01:08:45.640
and poetry, and they were right
across the hall from each other. And

829
01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:50.000
I initially signed up for Shakespeare,
and then I noticed in the poetry room

830
01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:58.680
it's like forty girls and like three
dudes. So I took poetry. Those

831
01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:01.319
girls are angsty, tell you that, but whatever, And you know,

832
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:06.119
did a whole thing on Robert Browning
and ed Grallan Poe and all of that.

833
01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:10.920
So that's great. So yes,
I feel qualified to sit here and

834
01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:15.239
go not only is this a waste
of everybody's time, but it's not good.

835
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:19.880
It's not even like there's movies out
there that are really good that obviously

836
01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:23.880
I've woke messaging in it, and
then you tend to overlook it because you

837
01:09:24.039 --> 01:09:28.359
like to it's a great movie.
You ain't got none of that going for

838
01:09:28.479 --> 01:09:31.479
you here, sorry, all right? Eight eight eight nine three four seven

839
01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:33.760
eight seven four. So that was
the first thing I said. I was

840
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:41.520
going to tell you. Now on
to Joe Biden, who had a bold

841
01:09:41.600 --> 01:09:44.479
claim yesterday while giving a speech.
Here we go, I, like an

842
01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:47.520
awful lot of people in this audience
had was the first in my family to

843
01:09:47.560 --> 01:09:51.159
go to college and watch my dad
struggle to help me get there, and

844
01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:57.439
what okay, And look, I've
heard people you know that that storyline,

845
01:09:57.520 --> 01:10:02.840
that narrative. There's a lot of
inspirational stories over the years that we've talked

846
01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:09.119
about a lot of especially for diversity
folks. One of the favorites of diversity

847
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:15.439
folks is, hey, let's you
know, this is the first person to

848
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:16.960
go to college in the family.
They're an immigrant family. You know,

849
01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:21.199
one of those narratives right there,
And that's fine, and that's a great

850
01:10:21.239 --> 01:10:26.279
accomplishment because it's hard, and it's
harder than ever to go to college,

851
01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:29.760
even though they'll give you one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars loan for a career

852
01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:33.960
that pays thirty thousand a year.
But you know, justifying that and being

853
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:39.239
able to actually do that is just
not a reality for a lot of people,

854
01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:44.600
and for some people it's not a
reality they want as they've decided that,

855
01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:48.880
you know, on the job training, apprenticeship or a technical schooling may

856
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:56.279
be more lucrative and based on what
it costs to get a skilled handyman to

857
01:10:56.359 --> 01:11:00.880
your house right now, they're probably
not wrong. Crazy, that's if you

858
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:08.359
get him to show up. Oh
so why is that a problem. Well,

859
01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:12.840
let's let's debunk Joe Biden with I
don't know, Joe Biden, my

860
01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:15.840
grandfather finniggers granpould really be proud of
me right now. No, I'm not

861
01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:19.279
joking. He would father. He's
an All American football player, John and

862
01:11:19.319 --> 01:11:25.880
Santa Clara. Yeah, so,
just for those who don't know, what

863
01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:29.399
do you say all American football player
and then you know, you say at

864
01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:33.479
a particular university. Some people see
that as your grandfather went to college.

865
01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:43.079
Yes, yes. He literally has
talked about his grandfather going to college on

866
01:11:43.239 --> 01:11:45.960
numerous occasions, and then as part
of this speech talks about how he's the

867
01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:53.760
first in his family to go to
college. Every day is an absolute adventure.

868
01:11:54.439 --> 01:11:57.880
Tell you what, man? All
right, So what's our governor Bruin

869
01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:05.039
with the VITE or the the MP
or the PM excuse me from from Japan.

870
01:12:06.039 --> 01:12:09.880
Well, there's a lot of speculation. I think we have some insight

871
01:12:09.960 --> 01:12:13.159
info though, I'll share with you
next. Hang on, we were talking

872
01:12:13.199 --> 01:12:15.960
about the Masters here and Tiger Woods, just because New York Posts was just

873
01:12:16.119 --> 01:12:20.319
like they were all up ontom like
what are you doing, dude, And

874
01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:26.439
I would just say, you know, it's the It's Augusta. Don't get

875
01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:30.199
me wrong. There's a couple holes
where having his old distance is a big

876
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:33.159
deal, especially as you start climbing
the hill on the back nine there.

877
01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:36.399
You don't realize, by the way, until you're actually at the course,

878
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:42.720
how steep up that slope is on
the closing holes well down and then up.

879
01:12:43.439 --> 01:12:45.560
I mean, it's a it's a
legit valley, and you know,

880
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:50.079
so having distance to get across and
maintain certain elevation for your proach shot the

881
01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:54.640
couple holes where that's super important.
But other than that, man, it's

882
01:12:55.319 --> 01:13:00.920
you carve that course up specially special
when you're going through about you know,

883
01:13:01.079 --> 01:13:05.279
hole seven through about thirteen, or
especially in the back time where you're quote

884
01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:12.239
making the turn there through all the
pretty flowers are for those casual watchers like

885
01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:15.520
that. Ain't a distance thing.
That's about being dialed in. So I

886
01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:18.279
don't know, we'll see Ross.
You got a favorite for the Uh,

887
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:21.319
you got somebody you're rooting for in
the Masters? Yeah, I mean the

888
01:13:21.359 --> 01:13:28.039
same thing on Lee Trevino. First
of all, no, he's not playing

889
01:13:29.479 --> 01:13:31.159
you know that, right, He's
not in it. And by the way,

890
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:35.119
Lee Trevino and the Masters have a
they got a weird history. The

891
01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:38.600
only reason I know Lee Trevino was
because back in the day, I can't

892
01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:41.039
remember if it was something like the
NES or the SNS, but it was

893
01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:44.920
like that was the golf game I
played. And then Trevino was also in

894
01:13:45.039 --> 01:13:47.560
Happy Gilmour, which, by the
way, he like denounced Did you know

895
01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:50.640
that? No, I had no
idea, Yeah, he so he did.

896
01:13:50.800 --> 01:13:55.479
If you remember in Happy Gilmour,
he only has like one line in

897
01:13:55.640 --> 01:14:01.920
it, but basically he's in every
every moment where Happy Gilmore Adam Sandler's character

898
01:14:02.039 --> 01:14:06.359
is having a meltdown, there's always
a cut shot to Trevino watching him and

899
01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:13.039
shaking his head right, and then
I think he corrects Shooter McGavin. And

900
01:14:13.159 --> 01:14:15.880
so he was in that movie,
and you know, his cameo, obviously,

901
01:14:15.960 --> 01:14:20.720
Bob Barker's cameo is the winner as
far as cameos go. But his

902
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:27.039
beef wasn't that he was mad because
he doesn't swear, and he said he

903
01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:30.239
was upset because they led him to
believe that there wouldn't be a lot of

904
01:14:30.279 --> 01:14:33.159
obscenity in the movie. And I'm
like, you're in the scenes where he's

905
01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:40.079
yelling obscenities. What did you think
they were gonna fix that in post right?

906
01:14:40.199 --> 01:14:42.520
What did you think was gonna happen
there? So that was weird,

907
01:14:42.840 --> 01:14:46.199
But the masters Trevino got butt hurt, like back in the day. Here's

908
01:14:46.199 --> 01:14:50.239
a couple things about Trevino because people
argue about where he is. He's well,

909
01:14:50.279 --> 01:14:53.239
first of all, he's in his
mid eighties, so he ain't playing

910
01:14:53.279 --> 01:15:00.479
tomorrow. But you know, Trevino
didn't initially get to start playing golf Veno

911
01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:06.880
when he was coming out of high
school and into college he joined the Marines.

912
01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:13.000
So arguably a guy who people argue
whether he's in the top ten or

913
01:15:13.119 --> 01:15:15.920
just outside. That's usually the Trevino
argument. He had, you know,

914
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:21.039
five or six less years. I
think he did six years in or something.

915
01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:25.359
He had five or six less years
where of you know what, it's

916
01:15:25.439 --> 01:15:29.640
kind of peaked time for a lot
of golfers, and still managed to win.

917
01:15:30.600 --> 01:15:34.159
See he won two British, two
US two PGA championships, but never

918
01:15:34.279 --> 01:15:42.279
a Master's And he actually boycotted the
Masters because he he felt it was too

919
01:15:42.399 --> 01:15:45.079
stuffy, and I think the first
time he played, he wasn't a player

920
01:15:45.239 --> 01:15:50.560
in he was in some other way
and they didn't give him a locker because

921
01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:56.560
they have all sorts of weird traditions
and so like he had. He couldn't

922
01:15:56.560 --> 01:15:59.079
get a locker in the main clubhouse. I do remember what it was,

923
01:15:59.279 --> 01:16:02.600
and they made him enter through the
kitchen one day, although they dispute that.

924
01:16:02.800 --> 01:16:08.000
And then he said that the Masters
was and so he didn't go for

925
01:16:08.199 --> 01:16:13.079
years and then I eventually he did
go, but he never won a Master's,

926
01:16:13.439 --> 01:16:16.079
never put he won the other three, never got the discount for olive

927
01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:20.279
Garden as they stack around Augusta.
We've talked about this before in the show.

928
01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:25.319
You win the green jacket and you
put it on and you walk in

929
01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:28.159
like the restaurants around the area.
You get like twenty five percent off at

930
01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:30.439
Olive Guard, and you get ten
percent off at Red Lobster, like like

931
01:16:30.680 --> 01:16:34.479
ten fifty percent of Applebee's. Yeah, and they stack. So if you

932
01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:36.880
wear multiple jackets, you like twenty
five foot and you get like a free

933
01:16:36.920 --> 01:16:40.840
meal. So speaking of things that
are you know, part of the lore

934
01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:44.720
and or completely made up, I'll
let you decide. Yeah, so I

935
01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:47.000
guess, uh Lee Trevino on his
deathbed. We'll be sitting there one day

936
01:16:47.079 --> 01:16:53.279
going how could I have never gotten
an Olive Garden discount? So in Ross's

937
01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:57.319
little fantasy here. So but anyway, so that's Trevino in a nutshell.

938
01:16:57.399 --> 01:16:59.279
That's why I picked him. He's
a big marine guy. Do That's what

939
01:16:59.359 --> 01:17:02.159
I said. I'm a big marine. Go yeah, yeah, yeah,

940
01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:06.840
yeah, Okay? That that in
the nessny is thing? What about a

941
01:17:06.840 --> 01:17:09.960
happy Gilmore? Come on, you
got it like that? The shooter and

942
01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:14.039
it Shooter's not playing right, He's
not Shooter, He's not That's not him

943
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:19.119
he was an actual player, so
okay, all right, So yeah,

944
01:17:19.199 --> 01:17:25.920
that's that's what's going on there,
and good luck on that. In fact,

945
01:17:26.039 --> 01:17:28.800
I will h I'm gonna give you
five hundred to one odds, so

946
01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:30.600
give me your a hund row and
good luck. All right, Look at

947
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:36.159
that Ross is Ross is gambling,
but not really because Tortino's not playing,

948
01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:45.479
all right, speaking of predicting what
may happen, So North Carolina Governor Roy

949
01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:49.319
Cooper, he went over to Japan
here what like a month ago or something.

950
01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:55.319
I will always remember it because I
remember he went to Japan and then

951
01:17:55.399 --> 01:18:00.199
Mark Robinson issued a gubernatorial proclamation and
everybody lost their minds. I just laughed.

952
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:10.920
Whatever, but that visit may have
paid dividends. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio

953
01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:19.119
Kashita will arrive at RDU Airport tomorrow, so that Prime Minister is coming from

954
01:18:19.239 --> 01:18:25.520
Japan to Raleigh same day. Officials
in charge of approving economic consentives for business

955
01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:31.680
recruitment have announced a special meeting.
So obviously, you know the expectation is

956
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:38.279
that some something something they figured it
out or put the finishing touches on it,

957
01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:44.960
and some sort of Japanese business expansion
into North Carolina, and they're gonna

958
01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:48.239
sit up there and shake hands and
cut ribbons and talk about tens of millions

959
01:18:48.279 --> 01:18:54.399
of dollars of tax abatements. Likely
that existing business you may have to compete

960
01:18:54.399 --> 01:18:59.000
at least for employees with this organization, are still going to be honest if

961
01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:05.039
you had even if you were literally
credited as other fireworks shopper, right,

962
01:19:05.479 --> 01:19:11.119
and you were in Joe Dirt with
a non speaking role where they they've panned

963
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:14.720
past you for three seconds in the
background. I feel like your entire house

964
01:19:14.760 --> 01:19:16.039
would be a show. I'm not
making fun of him at all. It's

965
01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:20.319
I think it's a really cool photo. Okay. Ross just texted this to

966
01:19:20.439 --> 01:19:24.319
me, So it's Christian Bale.
He looks like he's what fifteen in this

967
01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:27.880
picture or something. I don't even
know how old he was. He was

968
01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:32.000
into Tiers of the Sun. But
Empire's Son by Steven and here's the Son's

969
01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:36.159
the Bruce Willis movie nineteen eighty seven. His bedroom in England, Okay,

970
01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:40.960
and he's just he's got he's got
a little video game set up there.

971
01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:45.920
He's got his feet kicked up on
the table, latest latest tech for the

972
01:19:45.039 --> 01:19:48.720
day, and in the background is
a is an official movie poster of a

973
01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:54.960
movie he's in, which is incredible. Yeah, I mean Live with the

974
01:19:55.000 --> 01:19:57.039
Best Life. Man. They ask
you like, hey, what was on

975
01:19:57.159 --> 01:19:59.720
your You know, I could have
seen this before social media, like hey,

976
01:19:59.760 --> 01:20:02.039
what on your your walls, your
bedroom walls? What posters did you

977
01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:03.960
have up? You know? And
I can think of the ones that I

978
01:20:04.039 --> 01:20:06.720
have in my bedroom right now.
And like you were to ask him that,

979
01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:10.199
like, hey, hey, Christian, what what posters were up on

980
01:20:10.239 --> 01:20:12.760
your wall back in the eighties and
he'd be like, ah, my movies,

981
01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:15.079
that's amazing. Wait a second,
did you just say in your bedroom

982
01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:17.880
wall? No? Do you have
movie posters in your bedroom? Did I?

983
01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:19.640
Yes? I did? Oh?
I thought you said? Now,

984
01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:23.359
no, I'm when I was a
kid. Okay, well the way you

985
01:20:23.439 --> 01:20:25.560
said it, if you go back
and listen to it, So what movie

986
01:20:25.560 --> 01:20:29.079
posters do I have now? Now
you're referring to is when you were a

987
01:20:29.159 --> 01:20:31.359
kid? I thought you were like
I thought your poor wife was coming home,

988
01:20:31.399 --> 01:20:34.000
and you're like, look at a
new Deadpool poster I put on the

989
01:20:34.079 --> 01:20:38.840
wall. So all right, I
was confused there. Yeah, dude,

990
01:20:38.840 --> 01:20:42.960
posters were the bad I remember,
because you know, you'd go, Uh,

991
01:20:43.239 --> 01:20:45.800
where we get posters? Is that
the Walmart and Sheridan. So we'd

992
01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.920
go up there and they had an
end cap on one of the aisles and

993
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:53.800
this just isn't a thing anymore and
I don't know why. And it was

994
01:20:54.079 --> 01:20:58.079
all the posters, but they were
in like a big plastic foot flip book,

995
01:20:58.279 --> 01:21:01.199
right, so they had them all
and then you you just flip them

996
01:21:01.439 --> 01:21:06.960
and go through all the different posters
and uh until you found one with you

997
01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:15.039
know, the fairy faucet poster or
latest movie poster or whatever it was.

998
01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:19.119
Man, And I was all about
the posters. I loved them, but

999
01:21:19.319 --> 01:21:24.239
yeah, none of them I was
in now. I had a Michael Jordan

1000
01:21:24.359 --> 01:21:29.880
poster. I had a Lamborghini poster. I had a face off poster which

1001
01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:31.880
get a face off. Ye.
I had a face off posters pretty amazing,

1002
01:21:31.960 --> 01:21:34.039
like from the movie Theater, the
one like I got it like off

1003
01:21:34.079 --> 01:21:39.840
the wall y. Yeah. Yeah. I had a poster of JFK as

1004
01:21:39.920 --> 01:21:46.479
well as Malcolm X and Martin Luther
King together in nineteen sixty eight. That's

1005
01:21:46.520 --> 01:21:53.560
a why. That's a so you
had. I was in the politics a

1006
01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:57.399
big fan. No, that's amazing. It's just it's what a what a

1007
01:21:57.520 --> 01:22:00.600
variety of things in there, I
feel like, because my I were mostly

1008
01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:03.720
just boobs and action movies. So
although I did have a Phi crap A

1009
01:22:03.840 --> 01:22:08.520
Zappa poster, do you know what
that is? I was the only Yeah,

1010
01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:11.079
I was the only kid who was
kind of into Frank Zappa, even

1011
01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:15.119
though that was before my time.
But the poster said Phi crap A Zappa,

1012
01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:17.439
and I thought it was funny,
and so I put it up in

1013
01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:20.960
there. But I remember having to
explain who that was to everybody forever.

1014
01:22:21.119 --> 01:22:25.239
So my favorite poster, though I
didn't mention it, my favorite one was

1015
01:22:25.520 --> 01:22:30.920
I had a vintage Eisenhower campaign poster. They said, I like, Ike,

1016
01:22:30.920 --> 01:22:36.640
Okay, all right, did you
bring all your girlfriends in high school?

1017
01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:39.479
Every single one of them? Yeah? Oh did you? Okay?

1018
01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:42.479
All right, you're like that.
This is my MLK poster. This is

1019
01:22:42.479 --> 01:22:45.760
my Ike poster. Oh that's good. So yeah, I was trying to

1020
01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:49.840
think of I had any posters that
weren't just no. No, it was

1021
01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:54.600
all you know why, because no
other posters would last in there. Because

1022
01:22:54.640 --> 01:22:58.520
my little brother, he was in
that stage where he's just an a hole,

1023
01:22:59.800 --> 01:23:01.560
and he thought it was funny to
go in and take him, and

1024
01:23:01.640 --> 01:23:04.760
then inevitably the way take him is
he wouldn't pull the pins on the corners

1025
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:06.960
out, so we'd ripped the corner. It was a whole problem, but

1026
01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:15.640
we got it rectified and when he
was old enough to be physically reminded not

1027
01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:19.800
to do that. So that's how
brothers role. All right, let me

1028
01:23:20.119 --> 01:23:29.760
get over to this thing here real
quick. By the way, if you

1029
01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:31.159
didn't, if you weren't here for
the beginning of the show, you do

1030
01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:35.039
not want to miss our last segment
because we got a story out of Kinston

1031
01:23:35.199 --> 01:23:41.800
that is crazy. Would be the
best way to describe that. We'll get

1032
01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:49.079
to that here in right after we
chat with Stagic and Jeff Bellinger. All

1033
01:23:49.119 --> 01:23:51.039
Right, I'm just making I don't
know, can I say the list?

1034
01:23:51.039 --> 01:23:55.279
As we're talking movies? Can I
say the name of this movie? So

1035
01:23:55.399 --> 01:23:59.319
there was a movie that was released
three weeks ago into US theaters and they

1036
01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:04.359
literally have just pulled it, which
you know, once you filmed the movie,

1037
01:24:04.439 --> 01:24:08.920
you spent that amount of money.
You know, this isn't one hundred

1038
01:24:09.159 --> 01:24:13.119
billion dollar blockbuster, but they still
spent what like twenty well when you get

1039
01:24:13.159 --> 01:24:17.279
marketing, probably thirty five million.
They went into the box office made just

1040
01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:23.439
two and a half million in its
first uh three weeks, and it was

1041
01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:28.079
at that point they pulled it out
of theaters. And it is a big,

1042
01:24:28.239 --> 01:24:31.720
big swing and a miss. I
wonder why people might not have been

1043
01:24:31.760 --> 01:24:41.479
going, but I have some theories. The name of the movie is The

1044
01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:48.119
American Society of Magical Negroes. I'm
probably canceled, but that's the name of

1045
01:24:48.159 --> 01:24:51.720
the movie. But like, inherently
me going, should I say the name

1046
01:24:51.760 --> 01:24:59.520
of that? I can't believe that
that's good for marketing two with a name

1047
01:24:59.640 --> 01:25:06.199
like that. All right, it's
a romantic comedy, is it really?

1048
01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:11.199
Because I assumed it was like a
black Hogwarts sort of thing. Yeah,

1049
01:25:11.399 --> 01:25:13.640
well, all right, so no, listen to this. All right?

1050
01:25:13.760 --> 01:25:23.359
So the film, which is a
romantic comedy, is here we go.

1051
01:25:23.520 --> 01:25:29.119
This is let me read the actual
description. This is the movie studios one

1052
01:25:29.199 --> 01:25:32.560
paragraph to sell the movie, all
right. The American Society of Magical Negroes

1053
01:25:32.720 --> 01:25:39.119
is a fresh satirical comedy about a
young man named Aaron who is recruited into

1054
01:25:39.159 --> 01:25:45.239
a secret society of magical black people
who dedicate their lives to the cause of

1055
01:25:45.479 --> 01:25:53.239
utmost importance. Making white people's lives
easier, and then he meets a girl

1056
01:25:53.359 --> 01:26:00.600
in hilarity ensues. It's got David
Allen Greer, Drew tarvar of hinds.

1057
01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:02.119
These are all if even if you
don't know the names, you know who

1058
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:06.000
these people all, I promise you. Yeah, I think nobody knew what

1059
01:26:06.039 --> 01:26:10.800
the hell it was and they didn't
want to say the name, and you

1060
01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:14.600
know maybe and also, what the
hell does that mean? A society of

1061
01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:17.920
magical black people? Obviously it's some
tongue in cheek white privilege story, right,

1062
01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:21.920
that sounds like that sounds like what
they're setting up for. But yeah,

1063
01:26:23.000 --> 01:26:27.479
to have to rip it out of
theaters, oh brutal. And of

1064
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:30.840
course the reason that we're hearing from
some involved with the movie is because you're

1065
01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:34.720
all a bunch of big fat racists. So sitting spin on that anyway,

1066
01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:41.039
eight forty three raced age. It
is here with your diverse intolerant weather,

1067
01:26:41.239 --> 01:26:44.079
and by diverse, I mean some
rain and then some not rain, so

1068
01:26:44.319 --> 01:26:46.840
right, fire aways, all right, and then leading edge of this one

1069
01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:53.600
round of showers pushing through and getting
into Ashborough, Greensboro and heading east,

1070
01:26:53.760 --> 01:26:58.560
so shortly here across the triangle already
and the Triad and back toward to places

1071
01:26:58.680 --> 01:27:01.560
like Ashville and on your Chattanooga.
So we'll deal with these showers here.

1072
01:27:01.600 --> 01:27:04.039
As we head on through today,
there might be a thundershower mixed in,

1073
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:09.319
and temperatures are gonna be in the
low to mid seventies. If you get

1074
01:27:09.319 --> 01:27:11.520
any sunshine at all, which you
may not, you might be a little

1075
01:27:11.560 --> 01:27:15.920
warmer, but we still do have
these showers around, mostly cloud You might

1076
01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:18.680
get a little break tonight before more
showers come back tomorrow with thunderstorms midday into

1077
01:27:18.720 --> 01:27:23.199
the afternoon. Now that's really the
main show tomorrow, with heavier rain and

1078
01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:27.439
could be gusty winds. I don't
think wide spread severe storms midday into Thursday

1079
01:27:27.439 --> 01:27:30.520
afternoon, but nonetheless gonna be a
little unsettled right into Thursday night, and

1080
01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:32.520
then the sudd will be out and
then we get the other end of the

1081
01:27:32.560 --> 01:27:35.640
stick, kind of flipping around.
Sunshine, breezy to windy at times on

1082
01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:41.560
Friday near seventy loa to mid seventies, and sunny Saturday gonna push it to

1083
01:27:41.640 --> 01:27:45.399
the low eighties on Sunday and sunny
early next week. Looks real nice,

1084
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:47.399
big area of high pressure. Case
he is gonna be in and gonna hang

1085
01:27:47.439 --> 01:27:50.720
around for quite a few days with
a nice warming trend. We'll get into

1086
01:27:50.760 --> 01:27:57.119
Augusta for the Masters tomorrow morning.
We'll have some showers, thunder showers May

1087
01:27:57.319 --> 01:28:00.720
nine o'clock. Most of the impactful
rain could be over with, so maybe

1088
01:28:00.760 --> 01:28:03.720
a little delay on the early tea
times, but you'd be able to get

1089
01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:06.920
it going later. And the weekend's
gonna beautiful. Friday, Saturday, Sunday

1090
01:28:06.920 --> 01:28:12.239
look excellent, excellent all across the
Southeast, including Augusta for the Masters.

1091
01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:18.680
What's your favorite vehicle you've ever owned? Nineteen ninety three F one fifty Xcel

1092
01:28:18.760 --> 01:28:25.439
four wheel drive, regular cab long
bit. Okay you still have it or

1093
01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:28.039
no, I don't, But I'm
looking for one, believe it or not.

1094
01:28:28.159 --> 01:28:30.079
It's got to be the same truck. It's got to have a tan

1095
01:28:30.239 --> 01:28:32.720
interior. Yeah, yeah, on
that I've been I have. I have

1096
01:28:33.119 --> 01:28:42.199
looked for the ninety seven Powerstroke diesel
that I had, and that had the

1097
01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:45.720
big, the big old powerstroke engine
in it. F two fifty little lift

1098
01:28:45.800 --> 01:28:49.239
kid white interior or white exterior,
and then had that gray interior. That

1099
01:28:49.439 --> 01:28:53.880
was the perfect truck. Man.
I love that thing every time I see

1100
01:28:53.920 --> 01:28:59.840
one. Now, it's like it's
a collector's item. So I was.

1101
01:29:00.800 --> 01:29:04.119
I found one actually, but it
was a Actually today I was looking.

1102
01:29:04.159 --> 01:29:08.680
I found a short It was a
short bed. The interior color was right,

1103
01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:10.600
but it was a short bed.
It was a little dinged up.

1104
01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:14.199
But I was like, wow,
we are I'm get I'm gonna find it.

1105
01:29:14.479 --> 01:29:17.840
I'll find it, all right,
very cool man. And then that

1106
01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:23.479
will this little discussion will then lend
us nicely into the story out of Kinston,

1107
01:29:23.520 --> 01:29:26.800
where a dude's been arrested for making
love to an elderly woman's car for

1108
01:29:26.920 --> 01:29:30.880
three years. Oh okay, so
you have some fun with that. He

1109
01:29:30.079 --> 01:29:35.159
really likes, you know, two
thousand and eight Toyota something or other whatever

1110
01:29:35.239 --> 01:29:40.279
that car is, so sure?
All right, Corolla, No, it

1111
01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:45.039
was Avalon. I think the nice
he's uh, he doesn't date cheap hos

1112
01:29:45.159 --> 01:29:47.479
man. Anyway, we got to
run, thank you. Yep, Jeff

1113
01:29:47.560 --> 01:29:53.039
Bellinger, he's next. Hang on, well, casey, we just got

1114
01:29:53.159 --> 01:29:56.760
word that the cost of living made
a bigger than expected jump last no,

1115
01:29:57.560 --> 01:30:00.880
no, come on, bigger than
expected. The Consumer Price Index up four

1116
01:30:01.000 --> 01:30:04.880
tenths percent in March. The core
CPI, which strips out food and energy

1117
01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:10.279
also up four tenths percent. The
CPI was up three and a half percent

1118
01:30:10.479 --> 01:30:15.239
year over year. All hotter readings
than expected, and it looks like a

1119
01:30:15.399 --> 01:30:18.359
selloff on Wall Street coming today.
S and P futures are down sixty four

1120
01:30:18.439 --> 01:30:23.840
points, Nasdaq futures are down two
hundred and forty two. Now futures down

1121
01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:29.239
four hundred and four. Greg McBride
of bank rate dot Com just emailed kiss

1122
01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:32.720
a June interest rate cut goodbye.
We also knew this was coming. Speaking

1123
01:30:32.760 --> 01:30:36.119
of the cost of things, the
price of Goodiva chocolates will be going up.

1124
01:30:36.239 --> 01:30:42.079
Godiva's London based parent company says it
is still finalizing pricing, but it

1125
01:30:42.239 --> 01:30:46.319
expects hikes in the high single digits. Sky High cocoa prices make these increases

1126
01:30:46.399 --> 01:30:50.199
necessary. The cost of coco is
more than double just since the beginning of

1127
01:30:50.239 --> 01:30:55.840
the year, and the Postal Service
is seeking another price increase just four months

1128
01:30:55.880 --> 01:31:00.560
after the last one. The agency
asking the Postal Regulatory Commission to approve a

1129
01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:03.079
five cent hike in the price of
a stamp that would bring the price to

1130
01:31:03.199 --> 01:31:10.000
seventy three cents. Stamp prices were
last hiked in January. Mortgage bankers reported

1131
01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:14.640
Today that applications for new home loans
fell four point seven percent last week.

1132
01:31:14.920 --> 01:31:18.640
The average interest rate on thirty year
fixed rate mortgages crept back above seven percent.

1133
01:31:19.199 --> 01:31:25.000
Coca Cola being taken to court over
labels on plastic water bottles that read

1134
01:31:25.079 --> 01:31:30.680
one hundred percent recyclable. A proposed
class action filed in a California federal court

1135
01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:35.359
charges the recyclability claim is false because
some components of the bottles, like the

1136
01:31:35.439 --> 01:31:40.079
caps and the labels, are not
recyclable. In Casey, a lot of

1137
01:31:40.319 --> 01:31:45.119
movie theater landlords around the country are
choosing to lower the rent on theaters rather

1138
01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:48.079
than lose the tenants. The Wall
Street Journal says empty movie theaters are a

1139
01:31:48.159 --> 01:31:54.399
big challenge for commercial property owners.
The sloped floors and big windowless rooms are

1140
01:31:54.439 --> 01:31:59.239
not suited to other types of businesses, such as stores and restaurants. Casey,

1141
01:32:00.279 --> 01:32:02.520
it would be a hilarious place for
a bar, though, Yeah,

1142
01:32:02.640 --> 01:32:06.560
with a slope, with a slope
floor. I'll just say it, around

1143
01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:10.560
one o'clock, it'll be wild in
there all right, real quick. Jeff

1144
01:32:11.159 --> 01:32:16.760
mm hmm. Tomorrow, Yes,
who's your pick? That's the master's music.

1145
01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:20.479
So who do you think is gonna
win? The Masters this year my

1146
01:32:20.600 --> 01:32:26.239
favorite time of the year. Honestly, Casey, I don't even know a

1147
01:32:26.439 --> 01:32:29.239
player who's in the Masters. Come
on, you can think I got a

1148
01:32:29.359 --> 01:32:31.960
golf player that you know, whose
name you know. I'll give you a

1149
01:32:32.079 --> 01:32:35.399
hint. He's from Florida, he's
won a bunch, he got a car

1150
01:32:35.520 --> 01:32:40.039
accident, his wife tried to kill
him with a pitching wedge. Oh you're

1151
01:32:40.039 --> 01:32:43.439
talking about Tiger Woods. All right, Well he's in it. So now

1152
01:32:43.479 --> 01:32:45.640
you know one person. He's in
it, So I'll let you root for

1153
01:32:45.720 --> 01:32:48.000
him. Okay, all right,
I'll go in there. You two.

1154
01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:51.800
All right, there you go,
Jeff Bellinger, big Tiger Tiger Woods.

1155
01:32:51.840 --> 01:32:59.960
Stand you guys didn't know that,
now you do. Okay, let's start

1156
01:33:00.159 --> 01:33:01.800
to the show with this, and
we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna

1157
01:33:01.800 --> 01:33:05.359
stop it. I have I had
a bunch of questions. I don't know

1158
01:33:05.439 --> 01:33:10.560
that any of them got answered.
But I guess if you're you're planning to

1159
01:33:10.640 --> 01:33:13.800
go to Kinston soon, or maybe
you're listening from there this morning, glad

1160
01:33:13.840 --> 01:33:19.359
to have you watch where you park
here we go home. A couple of

1161
01:33:19.439 --> 01:33:24.840
years ago, when she started noticing
fluid underneath her Burgundy, two thousand and

1162
01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:30.479
eight, Toyota Avalon. This is
a this is an elderly woman. She's

1163
01:33:30.520 --> 01:33:32.479
got a two thousand and eight to
Avalon and you heard it there. And

1164
01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:38.239
for years, she starts, she
noticed something and this thing has been happening.

1165
01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:41.920
Here's the thing. Thought something was
wrong with her car. Turns out

1166
01:33:42.039 --> 01:33:45.239
that Kinston police believed that the fluid
was from this man, fifty two year

1167
01:33:45.279 --> 01:33:50.640
old Walter McCrae, who engages in
mechinophilia, or a sexual attraction to machines

1168
01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:58.279
or vehicles. I thought something was
happening from Amadehu of my car, because

1169
01:33:58.840 --> 01:34:02.840
whenever he'd come up here, he'd
urinate all over the hood of the car

1170
01:34:03.079 --> 01:34:06.520
and it would run all down.
And I thought it was something coming from

1171
01:34:06.600 --> 01:34:11.560
und. I took my car to
the shop three times, okay, and

1172
01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:14.479
by the way, he didn't just
urinate on it and we'll leave it there.

1173
01:34:14.600 --> 01:34:19.760
And the reason we know is because
after this has been going on for

1174
01:34:20.119 --> 01:34:25.720
three years, she finally decided,
hey, let's get the cops involved.

1175
01:34:25.760 --> 01:34:29.239
And they set up some cameras.
I don't if their trail cams or what,

1176
01:34:29.479 --> 01:34:32.560
and sure enough, here we go. Ray says that on several occasions.

1177
01:34:32.640 --> 01:34:38.039
McCrae also climbed on the hood of
Taylor's car for sexual gratification. Taylor

1178
01:34:38.079 --> 01:34:41.520
says this has been going on for
three years and she could never catch him

1179
01:34:41.560 --> 01:34:45.640
with her own camera until finally Kinston
police were able to with a camera they

1180
01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:49.600
set up. They called him on
camera. They came on Monday morning and

1181
01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:54.880
they took the films out and they
come back to the door say we got

1182
01:34:54.960 --> 01:34:58.680
him this times. They said,
we got good films, we got good

1183
01:34:58.800 --> 01:35:01.199
pictures, but it it was more
than we really wanted to see. So

1184
01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:04.640
yeah, yeah, And frankly,
I didn't want to have I don't want

1185
01:35:04.680 --> 01:35:14.000
to be armed with the knowledge of
the the term mechanophilia. I didn't need

1186
01:35:14.039 --> 01:35:15.840
to know that there was a thing. And also it sounds like it could

1187
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:19.479
be vehicles, could be any electronic
device. Does this guy not have appliances?

1188
01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:25.239
I have a theory why he was
going and hooking up with somebody else's

1189
01:35:25.359 --> 01:35:29.279
car or appliance. I think it's
like, do you remember back in the

1190
01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:31.680
day when you were shallow and young
and stupid, and maybe you were dating

1191
01:35:31.800 --> 01:35:41.359
somebody who, frankly was you know, normally you're scoring like sevens eight and

1192
01:35:42.680 --> 01:35:45.319
there are five maybe, And then
you do that thing where you're like,

1193
01:35:45.399 --> 01:35:48.479
you go out on dates and even
though like you're having a good time,

1194
01:35:49.319 --> 01:35:54.199
like you're also the court of public
opinion informs you and she's like, why

1195
01:35:54.279 --> 01:35:58.439
do we never meet your friends?
Right? I think you know this guy

1196
01:35:58.640 --> 01:36:04.000
was into eight Toyota Toyota vehicles Toyota
sedans, but he didn't want to have

1197
01:36:04.079 --> 01:36:06.960
to explain that to his crew,
and so this was his little side thing.

1198
01:36:08.039 --> 01:36:08.880
Man, it's a little secret