WEBVTT 1 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:25.839 Look, we're man down. At least we're not like seven men down or 2 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:32.280 a woman down or seven women down, although that would mean there's like a 3 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:36.320 lot of women on the staff, not just two more than most stations. 4 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:43.439 Hell yeah, mofos on air and we're missing the Dinger this morning. Where's 5 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:54.439 the Dilf? Of course he at Dilfer. Where's the trent? Uh? 6 00:00:54.520 --> 00:01:00.439 He had about one hundred vacation days left as a Halloween and said he spend 7 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:03.920 a good good percentage of him setting fire to him. He deserves it. 8 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:11.280 Del forks hard. He sure does. Funny man, I hope he's sleeping 9 00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:15.879 her. I'm sure he's sleeping right now. Yeah, good, well, 10 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:22.519 I tell you what. But he's an ugly sleeper. Oh yeah, you 11 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:27.359 sprawled down gate. He looks like that girl in the Ring that was trapped 12 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:34.159 behind the washing machine. Did you see the ring? JJ? Of course 13 00:01:34.359 --> 00:01:36.840 that haunting me as a kid. Yeah, everyone was scared of that at 14 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:41.519 the moment she came out to TV. I know when she was like smashed 15 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.760 up behind the washing machine or something. That's I remember it. You remember 16 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:49.840 that part. Her face was all jacked up like bayliss sleep. Was it 17 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.920 a washing machine? I don't. It was probably not a washing. I 18 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:55.840 don't know. Let me look it up. It was a dryer, okay, 19 00:01:55.840 --> 00:02:00.280 if that's what I got wrong. Girl. The ring The rings scared 20 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:06.480 everybody. Man, man, that's one that most people agree. I thoroughly 21 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:08.000 remember where I was when I saw it. I was at a slumber party. 22 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:13.120 I was the only one awake. Really, we fell asleep, and 23 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:15.919 so obviously last one being up, I had to turn the TV off. 24 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:20.120 It was super dark, and am I looking around like, oh my god, 25 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:25.039 she's gonna pop up on me. What is it even about. I 26 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:30.599 don't even remember that either. I actually remember not caring because after that first 27 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:35.439 part I was like, that's it. I'm good here, don't even need 28 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.159 to watch it. It's like one of those old tales, like because if 29 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:42.000 you watch the video tape, you die in seven days, the cursed video 30 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:44.120 tape. They were like, well, what happens to the daughter? Why 31 00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:46.240 is she hunting people? And there's like this whole backstory her mom killed her 32 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:52.639 all kind. There's a bunch of cursed videotapes from my childhood. I know 33 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:54.639 there isn't Mike for Mikey too, I think, oh yeah, no doubt 34 00:02:57.159 --> 00:03:04.280 that magazines, everything was cursed. I had a lady friend in college who 35 00:03:04.319 --> 00:03:13.159 had a gay roommate, and he would often leave his VHS tapes in the 36 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:24.080 machine. Oh that's how I learned about the VHS classic Nuts and Butts Storry. 37 00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:30.680 I don't know much more than a sticker on top of the VHS tape, 38 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:37.879 and it's a title, Nuts and Butts. There's such a cheap throw 39 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:43.199 a line, Joe Dirt, I senior buffer sticker, Cowboys butts driving me 40 00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:47.080 nuts, just making fun of each other with a little gay humor. Yeah, 41 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:52.639 six point thirty five, we've got one of the steamiest gay stories. 42 00:03:53.199 --> 00:04:00.319 Hot gay sex on the Senate floor. Incredible headline, incredible headline. Six 43 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:03.439 thirty five. I think I nearly fell asleep ugly style. No. I 44 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:08.319 did fall asleep ugly style a few times in the second half yesterday, just 45 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:14.000 on the couch, thirty one to three, going, I'm tired. I 46 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:19.160 think have I done this right? That the Cowboys have played three competitive games 47 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:24.040 all year? Yeah, and that's a bad Chargers team that just quit on 48 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:31.680 him. That is the first Eagles game, yep. And Seahawks Seahawks game. 49 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:38.360 Yeah, so every other game is essentially not been fun. I've been 50 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:40.480 wondering what, like, why is it? I feel like every Cowboy game, 51 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:44.399 I'm just sitting there on a let's give an end. Yes, yeah, 52 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:47.639 I agree with you, man, it's been that kind of year. 53 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:50.800 I think it when you're smoking a bunch of bad teams, because there's so 54 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:56.240 many bad teams in the league this year more than ever. Partially probably because 55 00:04:56.240 --> 00:05:00.600 like eight quarterbacks like are out for the year, right, you know, 56 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:04.079 that makes a lot of it hard to watch. But dude, that thing 57 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:09.639 yesterday was over at halftime when you're sitting there going I guess it was like 58 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:13.399 a double whammie, because that, to me was the game I was looking 59 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:16.319 forward to more than any besides maybe next week, because you never get to 60 00:05:16.319 --> 00:05:19.439 play the Bills and the Dolphins. You play them on the road every eight 61 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:25.639 years, Like that's that's fun to go to these places you never get to 62 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:29.399 go to. Twenty fifteen is the last time we played there, and you 63 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:34.920 get that ugh. I feel bad. And I don't even say this around 64 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:40.480 here all that much enough people who don't like me, but one of my 65 00:05:40.959 --> 00:05:48.720 greatest football moments as a Dolphin fan was the Thanksgiving victory over the Cowboys what 66 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:55.720 ninety nine? No, before that wasn't it. I don't know, with 67 00:05:55.839 --> 00:06:00.519 the field goal and the missed field goal by Pete Starr and then whoever touched 68 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:06.240 the ball? Oh yeah that was yeah, touched the ball and then it 69 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:11.040 was live and then the Dolphins jumped on it and kicked a less than extra 70 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:16.519 point length field goal for the win on Thanksgiving nineteen ninety three. Yeah, 71 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:23.519 it's just one of vivid like happiest moments, which is like the exact opposite 72 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:28.639 of almost everyone listening to this who's my age or forties, like they remember 73 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:33.240 that game pretty vividly. Oh yes, it's a rare uh, a pretty 74 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:40.240 rare matchup. I feel like when that game was happening yesterday, I kept 75 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:42.839 for even in the first half, is well, the offense is about to 76 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:45.759 get it going, and once that happens, then who knows, you'll get 77 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:49.720 to stop Because they'd fooled me for the fourth year and third year in a 78 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:54.480 row of just like, hey, this is really good team and they get 79 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:58.920 here and every time they have a cold weather outdoor game and what you even 80 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:02.519 that cold yesterday? They're even bragging about it during the Aaron Andrews sideline report, 81 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:08.240 Dak said, the weather's great. Well, the defense was not trying 82 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:14.000 to tackle James Cook ever. Ever, that's the worst tackling performance I've ever 83 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:19.399 seen. That was so bad. We'll do enough Cowboys today. God, 84 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:24.360 but yes, that was brutal. And I'll say this as a James Cook 85 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:30.720 fantasy owner. He has not looked like that all blanking year. I've watched 86 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:35.839 him closer than most and because they're in the AFC East, he has been 87 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:39.519 It's so weird. I think I saw the number of these third in total 88 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:45.399 yards from scrimmage in the NFL after that performance, and it has been a 89 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:49.399 pretty disappointing season for that. Dude never looks like a game breaker. He's 90 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:53.199 always like okay. The big issue is they don't just they don't give him 91 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.360 the ball, Like he just doesn't get a lot of as many carries as 92 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.959 a lot of fans up there think they should. And then they give Latavious 93 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.879 Murray the ball if they're anywhere into the ten yard line. So that's not 94 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:05.519 good for fantasy purposes. But they've been yelling get him the ball more fine, 95 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.959 but he has not looked all season. He's had one game that was 96 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:16.079 like kind of a boomer where he was statistically really good, but he's just 97 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:22.480 been fine fine to disappointing. Did you hear segment last week? You were 98 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:26.040 gone and so you've done. You probably missed some of it, and you 99 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:30.560 might have skipped Sports at seven of your catching up on some of the podcasts. 100 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:33.399 But it was the story we did on Sean mcnermott and the big bombshell 101 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:37.039 report last week and the nine to eleven thing. Did you hear any of 102 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:39.879 that stuff? I didn't hear your segment about it? Now, okay, 103 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:43.840 I did skip most of the sporties on my recapping. It was a more 104 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:50.240 fascinating sports segment than usual, I think because there was a big paywalled off 105 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:56.200 three piece feature that was written about Sean mcnermott and the report that came out 106 00:08:56.879 --> 00:09:01.720 from last week. We're in twenty nineteen. During a speech in training camp, 107 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:07.240 he was trying to get the Bills fired up by saying, look, 108 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:13.519 the nine to eleven hijackers used teamwork, and the Bill's player and that guyt 109 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:18.120 a big They got some national headlines and you know how it goes. At 110 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:20.960 the time, it did or no, just no, Like just last week, 111 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:26.679 it was just reported. Last former player busted out a speech theme that, 112 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:30.919 yeah, well, the guy who wrote the article's name is Tyler Dunn, 113 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:33.799 and he does this. He covers the bills now and like he's the 114 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.000 guy who did the Mike McCarthy massage story from twenty eighteen. Okay, but 115 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.600 when players get tight with him, they tell him stuff, he reports it. 116 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:43.679 Pay wold off. He's not, you know, he doesn't work for 117 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:50.480 a big company. He owns his own Patreon or whatever, substack whatever he 118 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:54.519 so. But in that story, they talked about how assistant coaches knew that 119 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:58.440 Sean McDermott was going to get rid of Ken Dorsey. That's the first head 120 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:03.039 he was going to serve up. And Joe Brady's the offensive coordinator now and 121 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:07.240 he scored in twelve straight quarters. They've scored a touchdown, and there's been 122 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:11.679 a new focus on how about we let James Cook play? How about we 123 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:16.360 give him the ball always? Who cares if Stefan Diggs is not unhappy about 124 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:20.639 it? Yeah, let's give James Cook the ball and that Like I was 125 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:26.559 saying that that whole article makes Sean McDermott look bad, but maybe kid doors 126 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:30.960 he needed to get more Cowboys stuff throughout the day. But that was bad. 127 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:41.120 Let's do the thing with the theme song on it. Some crab habits 128 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:54.600 over the crab speaking of nine to eleven. Oh, I didn't do much 129 00:10:54.639 --> 00:10:56.840 this weekend. It's never good. I'll work my way back to that. 130 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.480 I didn't do much this weekend because I was I went to New Orleans last 131 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:05.480 week for a few days, and that will at my a that will suck 132 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:09.320 the life out of you. You can catch up mode. I had some 133 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.320 moments where I'm like, this might be it. I can't do it. 134 00:11:13.879 --> 00:11:16.480 I've always been able to crank it up and have a good time. Especially 135 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:20.159 I'm trying to, you know, look cool and young with Christina. I'm 136 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:26.320 trying to be hip right. You do a good job keeping up. You 137 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:33.120 just look young. It's all a live younger than me walking down the French 138 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:37.720 Quarter and she's laughing. She's like, how cool he is? What he's 139 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:46.279 saying, No, dude, everything about me is a complete lie. I'm 140 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:48.480 struggling. I was like, I'm so tired, I just want to sleep. 141 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:50.960 I can't do this anymore. So Anyway, when we got back from 142 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:56.919 New Orleans, I physically crashed pretty hard. And uh, I am, 143 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.440 let me try it. That's right when I when she walked out the door, 144 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:07.120 I slammed the door, gave her a smooch, and turned around and 145 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:13.279 just exclaimed I am tired, and passed down face down in my hallway into 146 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:18.279 a bunch of dust. Everywhere your pava bones just tacks on each other. 147 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:24.080 So the plan was to do virtually nothing, and I kind of succeeded in 148 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:28.120 that this weekend. And that meant firing up the Xbox and playing a lot 149 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:33.480 of games, all right, and I was I play I'm back on my 150 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:39.559 Fortnite right whatever, it's fun. I switched back one Call of Duty in 151 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.919 Fortnite, but anymore, but I loved it. It's fun, like two 152 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:48.279 years beautiful game fun and you almost always play the Battle Royal style right, 153 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:54.759 one hundred People on an Island, one Winter Hunger games. But like two 154 00:12:54.759 --> 00:13:01.440 weeks ago, there was a big update on Fortnite, and they're going for 155 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:07.000 everybody. They added like three games to Fortnite right to like the base Fortnite, 156 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:11.360 which is free. Still, they added a game called Lego Fortnite. 157 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:16.200 I'm like, I don't even know what this was, but apparently Lego Fortnite 158 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:24.639 is taking on Minecraft, which is massive open world where you can build whatever 159 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.399 you want. Never played Minecraft, I've seen it. I'm aware of it. 160 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.000 I know if people love it. It doesn't look fun to me, 161 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:35.200 but it's build whatever you want. You can build New York City, you 162 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:39.360 can build Dallas, you know, like, if you have enough time and 163 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:45.240 effort and skill whatever it is, you can build the King's Landing or the 164 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:50.559 you know Rome back in the time of Its and the Empire's dominance, whatever 165 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:56.080 looks cool. I built one house and I just kind of stood by it, 166 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:58.480 confused, this is what I'm supposed to do next. I've seen a 167 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:03.840 grown band play that until the five am hour and then we tired. The 168 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:07.159 next day, Minecraft play It is an old Ranger spring training trip, and 169 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:13.240 Ben Rogers found some Minecraft on his iPad, really and he did it and 170 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:16.360 he played that thing, and then the next morning he's like, yeah, 171 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:20.720 I guess stipp till five point Minecraft. And now we had a show later 172 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:26.120 that day and he didn't have a lot of light. He played Minecraft all 173 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:30.919 night. I'm content light, I'm content light. I'm playing Minecraft. There 174 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:33.000 are some because I used to play a lot of sim City and uh, 175 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:37.279 City Skyline, which is essentially SimCity huh. And boy, you want to 176 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:43.159 go in the time Vortex play those kind of busy work games, which Minecraft 177 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:48.200 most definitely is, and and you will lose five hours in a snap. 178 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.039 But anyway, this thing was huge when it downloaded. There was I think 179 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:56.919 six point six million people playing it at one point. It broke the record 180 00:14:56.960 --> 00:15:01.480 for most people ever so online the same time whatever, I mean, they 181 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:05.879 break these records all the time. Yeah, the release smash Fortnite's previous record 182 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:09.720 most online players at once six point six people. So everyone's freaking about this. 183 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:13.919 Not only did they drop that, they dropped Rocket Racing, which is 184 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:18.720 kind of a blend of Rocket League and you're racing cars and these cool fun 185 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:22.080 tracks, you know, like Mario Karr whatever. Oh like, all right, 186 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:28.679 look's awesome too. Then they also dropped a Fortnite Festival, which is 187 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.240 Guitar Hero. Oh really so, Christina and I spent a couple hours tapping 188 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:39.159 away playing Guitar Hero. These are all three dropped within already the most or 189 00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:43.559 close to the most popular video game there is. I hate to be dramatic, 190 00:15:43.559 --> 00:15:48.120 but I almost equate it to when Amazon figure we don't just have to 191 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:52.799 sell books. We could do everything. Yeah, that's what Fortnite's doing. 192 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:56.200 Is it the company that is it Epic? Yes? The company? Yeah? 193 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:03.639 Yeah's now the face of Epic. I guess, or I think I'm 194 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:06.559 not. Were you pleasure a guitar plugged in? I'm sorry, there's no 195 00:16:06.679 --> 00:16:10.639 questions. No on your controller okay, but it's the same thing you're pressing, 196 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.879 right beard A and you start to get it, and she was rocking 197 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.200 it obviously killing me. Yeah. No, And you feel good when the 198 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:21.399 notes are hitting. Yeah, yeah, it feels really good. And the 199 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:26.559 two and you hold. But you can pick guitar, bass, drums or 200 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:29.759 vocals, Oh my god, and there's four playing together whatever. I don't 201 00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:32.279 know, but I'm just more interested in though. Was that rock band? 202 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:34.360 Okay? Rock band was one with everybody? Yes, guitar hero I guess 203 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:37.759 was mostly just the guitar and the plug and guitar. I just thought it 204 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:44.279 was interesting that. Look, video games we've discussed the market is bigger than 205 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:51.120 movies and music combined. Oh yeah, video games are bigger than that. 206 00:16:51.159 --> 00:16:52.480 I know everyone plays them, A lot of people do, so I don't 207 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.399 mind talking about them. But I think it's just sort of interesting that Fortnite 208 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:07.160 already maybe the King took a swing at everything in one day. It's and 209 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:11.880 it works on everything too, PlayStation and computers. Yeah, all good to 210 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:17.319 go, Yeah, everything everywhere, all at once. But bring it all 211 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:25.839 back around. Uh. Lego Fortnite within one day of that one being released, 212 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:29.160 the one where you can build you know, whatever you want, you 213 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:34.680 can build anything. Epic unhappy that so many users had repeatedly recreated the nine 214 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:42.000 to eleven attacks in Lego Fortnite. Oh no, oh oh yeah, and 215 00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:47.359 took clear less than one day to start building large towers and finding these little 216 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:51.920 floating things that okay, they could go ahead and knock them down with and 217 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:57.200 then post them to YouTube and get tons and tons of hits. And it's 218 00:17:57.240 --> 00:18:03.960 an iconic moment in the world, in American history. If you were to 219 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:07.960 say, like famous landmarks in the United States to people who didn't live here, 220 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:12.279 the World Trade Center would come up for them and they doesn't exist more 221 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:18.160 a statue of liberty and that right, I mean, it would be a 222 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:23.960 top five like landmark in the United States, probably because we forget how global 223 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:27.519 video games are too, you know. Oh well, listen to music. 224 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:33.240 Well, so music doesn't hit necessarily in Australia that we have people playing video 225 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:36.839 games all over the place. Yeah, same game. Movies might do well 226 00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:38.519 here, might not do well in other parts of the world. The video 227 00:18:38.519 --> 00:18:42.839 games are hitting everywhere. To your point, and I think teams think, 228 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:51.440 I don't know if they think nine Love's funny. They do, they do. 229 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:57.440 They don't have any type of reference point for it. They've seen it, 230 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:03.720 yeah and live it. And look, I'm not telling you I think 231 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:08.839 D Day's funny. Well you better not. Because I'm fresh out of the 232 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:14.160 World War Two Museum in New Orleans. I'm trying to think of some historical 233 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:18.039 event that I think is funny. I also have chosen think Pearl Harbor's funny 234 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:23.359 or okay, you know what our equivalent it might be the Challenger explosion because 235 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:27.039 a lot of people were quick to get that joke series up and running, 236 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:33.559 or like within a year of it happening. Oh yeah, dude, I 237 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.640 mean I was in a band and after Heath Ledger died, we as a 238 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:45.240 joke, got a little doll of the joker, like a resting peace thing 239 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:48.519 and set him up on the speaker. You know, it's a dumble voodoo 240 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:52.559 bit. I don't know. I've chosen to live life in a way though, 241 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.519 to where humor is how I cope with things. So maybe these kids 242 00:19:56.519 --> 00:20:02.720 are coping with nine to eleven twenty two years later by building it on on 243 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:08.720 Lego Fortnite. Yeah stuff, I saw there's one YouTube video of them. 244 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:15.680 It's not it doesn't even look Yeah, it's just two giant sticks up in 245 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:19.799 the air, and then you know, they fly the thing in there. 246 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:25.559 It's just a video game too. Maybe maybe I don't know if you're actually 247 00:20:25.559 --> 00:20:27.759 flying a plane into it. And then well, they don't have planes. 248 00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:33.240 It's not like Graphic REENACMA. It's just two giant buildings. And then they 249 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:37.200 fly like a little thing with TNT into it and then they all laugh. 250 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:44.680 They're not are they creating a Pentagon too? Oh I didn't see. I 251 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:51.640 didn't. I clicked off a field. Are not doing that? That is 252 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:57.079 garbage, you know, And that's why I worry about the world, you 253 00:20:57.160 --> 00:21:00.279 know, That's why I brought this up. In the Future of the World. 254 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:04.680 Yeah, those twelve year olds are screwed. Yeah they really are, 255 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:11.200 Like they really are, dude, we are in It's coming and you can't. 256 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:18.000 You can't even talk about it without sunding like old man. But it 257 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:26.720 is. I do think it totally matters that we were at least young adults 258 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:36.440 or teenagers when we started using phones and to communicate to get everything. I 259 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:40.880 mean, what do you worry about? Are they morons? Yes, because 260 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:44.720 they're getting phones at eight and they're addicted to it and that's all they know 261 00:21:45.079 --> 00:21:48.640 now. But that's what we say. That doesn't make that true. They're 262 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:52.519 idiots. Okay, you have you I'm sorry, I'm telling you. That's 263 00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:56.640 what every generation of people, one or more generations past, looks back and 264 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:00.480 says, oh my god, I weep for the future. Sure why because 265 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:06.039 they're dumb, they're more on. It's just different to make it true because 266 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:11.440 of honestly, because of technology. It's so different. Now everything is starting 267 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:15.400 to be done for them like it obviously. I mean, it wasn't the 268 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:18.119 same for you know, obviously back in the day sixteen seventies. But now 269 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:22.880 that technology is starting to become our everyday life, and now you're talking about 270 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.799 AI and all this everything's generating like yeah, like we're gonna like the future 271 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:30.160 is gonna be lazy. There might be more geniuses that come from this though, 272 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:37.240 okay, from but standard middle grades IQ, yeah, average down? 273 00:22:37.279 --> 00:22:41.799 Do we street smarts. We've already got you know, college testing results on 274 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:48.359 this for an age that is just kind of to the point where, yeah, 275 00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:52.480 ten to twelve years ago, and they're probably getting phones at ten and 276 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:53.920 I'm not doing that. Swear to god, I'm not doing the thing. 277 00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:57.960 Well, I didn't get to get a phone until I was sixteen, because 278 00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:02.839 once you get your driver's license, you could get a mobile phone. I'm 279 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:07.119 not doing that. But like because I don't know, I don't know what 280 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:11.480 the proper age is to give your kid a phone. They have it. 281 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:14.039 See, I agree, But it's not like the world is going to revert 282 00:23:14.119 --> 00:23:17.359 to a place that doesn't have the phone. It's all just going to continue 283 00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:21.599 in that direction. So the fact that they grew up in the evolution of 284 00:23:21.599 --> 00:23:25.799 this world, no, I tend to agree with you guys, but I 285 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:30.480 don't. I don't think it ever works out as drastically as the next generation 286 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:34.920 up points and yells that it's going to. But we've never faced, you 287 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:41.559 know, the the curve of the electronics, and well that line of availability, 288 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:47.119 that line is we're getting to that line. Now, twenty twenty three, 289 00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:52.279 was it probably twenty let's say it was eight twenty ten. Maybe let's 290 00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:56.119 say twenty ten. Just did to use a whole number here, a real 291 00:23:56.279 --> 00:24:02.640 round number of Like that's when you can point to ten year olds or eleven 292 00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:07.200 year olds getting phones if their parents allowed them. That's the first time. 293 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:10.559 This is the first tyke. We're just now entering the world where we can 294 00:24:10.599 --> 00:24:12.680 actually look at this and see and now, what are these kids like that 295 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:17.880 are twenty two, twenty three, twenty four years old? Now, no 296 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:25.200 blanket statements to any of this, obviously of generalities. I just think they 297 00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:30.400 are so used to having everything handed to them, whereas even to this day, 298 00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:34.400 where we would go Google, how do you pronounce this word and we'll 299 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:40.160 type it in, they will say it into their thing and so their watcher 300 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:41.680 into the phone, which is fine, it's a fine way to do it. 301 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:45.039 It's probably quicker, but you still have to put your hands on and 302 00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:48.599 earn it. The way they use cash, the way they use cash is 303 00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:56.680 gone, and maybe it doesn't matter because the world will not use cash in 304 00:24:56.799 --> 00:25:00.319 the future, probably, But do you think a kid has any idea of 305 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:07.519 what a dollar means no, because it's all on their parents' cards, paid 306 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:11.480 through Apple Pay on their phone. Now I will say, like, I 307 00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.519 guess too, Mikey, you're right about that because the whole obviously they're going 308 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:18.400 up with technology, because that's where we're headed. Because my five year old 309 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:21.680 nephew, for instance, can't really spell, but he knows how to use 310 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:25.759 that mic and say on my mom's phone and say monster trucks, so they 311 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:27.519 can pull up monster truck videos or something like that. So they're I mean 312 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:30.319 in a way it takes savvy, yes, but as far as, like 313 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:37.119 you know, not relying on technology, not relying on electronics, that's where 314 00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:41.759 Yeah, in the future it's gonna be uh because wabs when everything shuts down 315 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:48.559 or whatever the case is, they're just so reliable on electronics that they can't 316 00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:52.920 even function without it. One day says it's proven children have lower intellectual levels 317 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:55.720 than ever before. It's a real thing. Their whole articles about younger people 318 00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:59.640 having a decrease of basic knowledge. Yeah, I don't doubt that, but 319 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:06.319 why do I Okay, why would a kid now need to learn the capitals 320 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:10.400 of the US States? I mean, just as a very basic school thing 321 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:15.119 that we all had to learn. And I guess the argument is why would 322 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:19.079 I need to learn? I mean, that's available in one second everywhere. 323 00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:25.920 Now, if that room you're allotting yourself in your brain is not used for 324 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:30.000 a better purpose it's not, then what's the yes, that's your point, 325 00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:33.279 then what's the point that's where you're right? But we do the whole thing 326 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:38.799 of what I need to know, this extended brand of math that's never applicable 327 00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:42.480 to life. Well, I mean, hold on, I need to see 328 00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:48.759 Selena Gomez putting makeup on. Yeah. I think school should be navigated as 329 00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:52.279 far as you know. Obviously you're young, so you don't know what you're 330 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:53.279 going to do in the future. But as you get older. I think 331 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:59.039 that's how school needs to kind of divert to on like plans on what do 332 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:03.279 you want to do? They that's depict on what classes you take, you 333 00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.279 know what I mean, Like I get college that, but that's true because 334 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:08.799 it's like I mean, as a communication major, for me, I didn't 335 00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:14.480 need to know what the capitals of every state is. But it's cool to 336 00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:18.240 know. Yeah, but unless I want to study history or something like that, 337 00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.680 it doesn't really helped me out with anything because it feels good to dunk 338 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.839 on the person next to you who doesn't know the state capitals. Right, 339 00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:36.200 I'm sorry it's Montpelier. I'm sorry it's Montpellier. Get down on my Vermont. 340 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:38.720 But if a kid doesn't know that there's fifty states in the United States, 341 00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:41.640 and that's not a good thing, Like, come on, you gotta 342 00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.759 know that. As you guys said that, I kind of want to play 343 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:52.400 the game of hand two kids, like a heaping handful of change, and 344 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.759 see how long it takes them to tell you how much money they're holding. 345 00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.440 They start eating it. They just start eating it and trying to put in 346 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:07.720 their phone. My teeth hurts, my tith heavan. Well, that's why 347 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:12.400 you just swallow it. You don't chew a dumb kid. Man. That's 348 00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:15.240 a good conversation that I'm gonna write down, thoughks, I think we should 349 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.960 go forth and maybe get some teachers on. Let's have a big, downbreat 350 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:23.920 roundtable discussion. Yeah, of is the future screwed as we in our thirties 351 00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:32.920 and forties. The last of the Geniuses another nickname for the downbeat the comedy 352 00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:37.000 first responders are also the last of the genius geniuses, or you can call 353 00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:41.559 us a gaggle of misfits. All right, we got a lot today. 354 00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.319 Cowboys, Bills Talk at seven, we'll review our predictions at seven thirty. 355 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:51.480 I've got some funny comedy that does does tiptoe racial lines. Mike ooh, 356 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.880 we'll get to that at seven thirty. 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