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Ram, It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome. Thanks for
getting your pot on. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we
spread the word. We forgot the boxing stuff today for Danny. Thank God
and Kevin says, I wouldn't have filmed that. I don't want to see
Danny die. Danny wouldn't have died. You would have killed him. I
want fighting a heart attack. Taking them. Sometimes I tell my wife about
she goes, why do you Bill call me? Instead? Like a good
point? What do you mean? Call her well? Because she's the boxer
in the family? Is that what they thinks house, she's the muscle in
the Yeah, okay, she's the bouncer, all right, I don't know.
She's tough man, Yeah, a low center of gravity, great hips,
Yeah, punch Okay, how she punched you? Playfully? Yes,
playfully? But like sending a message? You know, what do you mean
the message? What message was being said that you would? I remember something
to do with the dishes, Okay, I got it. I'm looking at
some stuff today and I see this well dressed, attractive woman up at the
podium and the headline says she's being charged with harassment. And I'm looking at
this person. I go, there's no way, there's no way. And
then I noticed something giant hoop ear rings. And I'm telling you, hoop
earrings. There was always a saying bigger to hoop. The bigger to hoe
was always the saying, and I go, I wonder like these I mean,
these things were huge and I and I started to think, I go,
what do you think of a woman that wears big hoop earrings? I
need attention, I'm high maintenance. Okay, all right. I just always
thought I think they're more confident, maybe have a lot more fun. But
you don't see a whole lot of baggage. You don't see you don't see
a women in business or professionals like person look like a professional, what the
head like. But there's always that was to tell. There's always a tell,
Like I mean, I go, you wind up with a woman that
wears big hoop earrings, you're gonna be dealing with an X who's trying to
get back with her. Because the hoop earring chick did things that this guide
has never experienced with another human being. His mama would be so ashamed to
know what went on, and he's trying to and he's trying to get her
back, and this is what you got to deal with if you got the
big hoop earing chick. That's just my that's just my theory. She was
a lumber Joel though she she's just called the chainsaw okay, never trusted one
one with the chainsaw. No, And I'm thinking like a chick with big
hoop earring. She knows how good she is at shit. So like that
kind of Stuff's about six months ago there was this woman who had her Maserati
suv stolen in Buffalo, or a Lamborghini suv. I'm like, who has
a Lamborghini suv? I didn't even know they made those. And it was
a Buffalo and it was getting stolen. She could hear it take it out
of her. It was by Niagara Falls, right, so the so of
course the Buffalo News takes a picture of her and she's posing in all these
poses, right yeah, and she's got her business suit on, but she's
loving the attention like they're doing the picture. Yes, yes, lawyer,
I no, she owns. She owned. I did a little research on
her. She's a part owner of one of those nutrition like programmed food places
right where you like get like twenty meals a week or to lose weight and
the loaded with sodium. Not anybody we've dealt with. This is not a
Buffalo okay. And I'm like, yeah, this chick is high. She's
got red dyed hair, like not natural red like Christina Hendrix. I'm talking
like bozo red. Yeah, hi mat okay, it's me look like a
chick though that she would fight somebody physically, yes, yes, yes,
like if she thought someone nails on her man, she would fight you physically.
Oh yeah yeah, big hoop earrings. She used the B word alive.
Yeah, like if if you if see this is this is my town.
I'm just saying. Not hoop earrings. Lovely fine big hoop earrings.
And sometimes they are so big, like they get snagged in things and it
stretches out the piercing. Oh yeah, gauges, aren't theyre No no no,
no, no no no no, it's just it's just pulls like you
might get a little tear. You could fix the wear or it gets it
gets snagged. I've seen my hoop bearing. But yeah, you know what
you go to Quitella, you get that fixed. You could get that fixed.
Yes, we do hoops, Yes, we do hoops. Yeah,
right, hooper placements and that's where you go. It's if someone accuses a
woman who wears big hoop earrings of her asking them and they deny it.
I'm thinking that you got to do deeper investigation into this because I'm just saying
it. I yes, I think, look, uh TMZ had this and
I couldn't see close enough, but this is from TMZ. A bowling ball,
literally bowling balls being thrown at a bowling alley. Women women like,
but you're not gonna go here's somebody, but they're lifting them over and throwing,
and I go, somebody, he's got some big hoop earrings on guarantee
it guarantee I a soccer throwing. Oh yeah, oh like a soccer throwing.
Great description, that is exactly what it is. And here's the thing.
Any Jordan's teammates at Roberts, No, not Holy Bulls. I'm betting
there's like, there's a lot of hoop earings waiting. So you're gonna hear
them scream, oh my god. Some woman in the head with the oh
yeah, lady gets a bowling ball upside the head. Yes, Now here's
my question, did you put it through the hoop? For three? I'm
thinking there's a lot of hoop earrings in this fight. And I'm thinking that
what would make someone so mad that they're picking a bowling ball a soccer style
and whipping them over their head. Alcohol It could be alcohol. I'm wondering
if this has to do with a fight over a dude. Well, and
then how much do you love me? Do you love me? Eight pound
ball? Twelve pound ball, sixteen pound ball? What kind of ball are
you hurling? How much do you fucking love me that you're gonna be hurling
a ball? Or how much is that woman egging on her man to throw
a heavier ball? That's got It was all chicks, It was all I
think. Some guy tried to get in there and they threatened to throw on
at him, so he turned to treat it because they're gonna stop. It
was gonna be a good time. And I don't care how strong, how
how big you are man, when when a woman or anybody's throwing a bowling
ball, it's over. It don't matter. The momentum will kill you.
Well if you are someone if you were with someone like this, like that
that that had like a hairpin trigger, probably big hoop earing chick dead No,
not dead, but uh even if it like if you, how how
could you what would you do? Like? You can't even suggest anger management
to this person. You they'll kill you in your sleep. They'll kill you
when your sleep. You want to get a drink, but that might lead
the worst. So I think, I think of you. You gotta calm
this person down somehow. How that's the point. I don't know what I
mean that. That's the thing. Let's get a drink. I'm out.
Would you breaking off? I just rolled out. I'm out for the night.
For the night. We'll see what happens tomorrow, but I'm going home.
You can't even like you'd be afraid to break it off with this person,
Oh, psycho, Well that's what I mean. Yeah, that's Kerry
Underwood story. Yes, I took that ball through the side of his pretty
little souped up truck from Victor christ Or Dodge jeep. You know. But
that's the thing, is like, so if you're with somebody like that and
you're afraid to do anything, you just stuff it down, stuff it down,
stuff it down, and then eventually it explodes. You explode out of
there. Yeah right, I mean I was me for I did that for
years, yelling and losing my mind because you were just stuffed stuff down.
Not not that I was getting anybody's throwing bowling balls. That's not the case,
but I'm just saying. And there were no big hoop earrings either.
It's just usually all restraining orders, don't they somewhere Jesus, Just a normal
saturnay in three one five though. I'll just see the times at Wayne County.
Yeah, if I ever get in the calm, this week is about
women who throw bowling balls. Well, but it would almost be like a
great competition. Holy shit. I couldn't believe this. And I'm thinking,
like, I see this hoop earing thing and it's I go, here's this
person, well dressed, looks like they are just professional and everything being accused
of harassment. What the tael is the size of the hoop ear I mean,
these things were You're right, Kevin. They were like NBA style hooper
equivalent of the Irish and the big freaking yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. I forget what they called that, but it was a
yeah, I think it was a Scottish thing, isn't it Scottish Irish?
Yeah, something over there that they would do. I'm sure they paid each
other to what the Scottish and the Irish. Oh yeah, I don't know,
or maybe they just like that whatever you stand your side, will stand.
Everybody's fine, and once you start drinking your you're fine. Yeah,
no big deal. We love each other. We're all one big, happy
United Kingdom. That's what it is. I I just man, if you
bloody well, I would love to do like a study of big hoop earrings
because I think that that not bigger than hoop, bigger the whole. I'm
thinking bigger the hoop, bigger the problems, bigger the attitude, bigger,
the drama on the nails everything. You gotta go west Side for that or
will you have that out here like at a iron smoke. I don't know
that you'd I it's an interesting thing. I haven't noticed it, really,
I have not noticed big hoop earrings. I feel like Fairport Area is kind
of like in the middle of it. Like you got three one five with
some hoop. Yeah, you got west Side with some hoop. What is
the worst parts of Webster that could have some hoopy? Maybe bleed again from
ironic. Oh, I'll tell you what, Webster. Yeah we wonder Webster
Penfield, big hoop, big hoop arey the pen web area, Yes,
yes, pen web area off. I'm pirate Boulevard I'm telling you that you've
got some big hoop there. I think Greece you got some. You can
find. You got some hooping gates too. Oh old old hoop though old
hoop, old hoop hoop, they call it old hoop. Eighties eighties eight
eighties hoop is the best because there are people that haven't left that decade.
You can tell, yeah, that was their first decade and they locked in.
You'll see I'll see slashed Saturday night of my show riding shot gun in
an Iraq. But there is and there's something you can tell by these people
that you don't want to fuck with them like they'll they'll they'll they don't care.
They'll just say if it's on their mind, it's on their lips,
and they're gonna kick your ass. They're gonna come at you. They they're
not afraid. If it's a bowling ball, they'll throw it. If it's
a drink, if you leave a shopping cart unattended, they will come after
you. If you have ever had that size, if you've ever had a
drink thrown in your face. Oops, I'm thinking it's a big hoop earing
chick. You can see that that is a hoop earing chick. Yeah,
that happen. I have had a drink. No, I have not had
a drink thrown in my face. I have had a person pretend to trip
and dump a drink down my front pretend. Yeah, I think it was.
It was college. She was young, I was I don't know,
I didn't know if we were dating or not. So I took some other
girl to the this formal at Fisher and she tripped and on my I had
a tuxedo on, and she was drinking cranberry and vodka, and it came
all the cranberry all down the front, and my date didn't even look at
me, just handed me and half like this. But that there was no
way it was a flat floor. There was. It was perfectly orchestrated.
Like you couldn't have done it better unless you aimed to get over my Like
if you literally chip tripped, that would have you would have thrown it.
This and not a hoop eering chick though. Was it a jealous chick because
you were with somebody else? Yeah, I think that's why. I think
I think that was I think that was the move. But hey, if
you had to drink, throw chill May eighteenth come on to Greg's birthday party
and smoke. You could be the first to throw a drink in Bill Moran's
face. Thank you. That's what I leave, what I wanted. Never
shared, I've never had I've never had a drink. I ever have a
drink thrown in your face? No, not yet. Ever have a big
hoop chick, big hoop earing chick. You know I had medium hoop eering
chick and a fucking ton of drama with that broad I've never had a hoop
hoop chick. No, no, no, that wore hoop hoop earrings.
Who bearings are nice, There's nothing wrong with them. I'm just saying the
big ones are an indication of trouble. When they're the size of a symbol.
You gotta try. You got a problem. Dance some silver c They're
all the little dangly feathers. They might be any any hoop chick. Do
you know any of guys who had hoop chick that same drive? Okay?
Do you dream catcher earrings? Count dream catcher ears? He sew they sell
at the restaurant, right, they sell those at the restaurant. Now,
maybe maybe these women you know where they stand? The hoop Earring chick.
It's all out there, you know, you know, you know what to
say, not to say, when, when to step in, not to
step in, let her fight her own battles. It kind of it's almost
like you got it. The labels out there, washing CARRR is right on
the im. How to handle this product is right there, spots. It's
the other stuff where you stuff it down. That's why I go, if
I ever get into a relationship, I'll be amazing because I'll listen, i
won't let things fester. I'll deal straight. It'll be great because those hoops
come with a warning. But I just say this, the thought of it
is just exhausting to me, so I'd rather not. You know, I've
never really paid attention. I'm gonna start paying more attention than pay attention to
hoops. I'm telling you, the hoop earring, the larger the hoop.
I'm not saying small hoops. The larger hoop, the hoop that you kind
of go, wow, that's big, you go, And that's a whole
lot of baggage. What about like sister hoop, you mean sister hoop,
black Lady hoop. That's a lot of baggage. Same things, so hoops
of hoop. It doesn't discriminate hoops. Hoop. Hoop is a hoop?
You ever watched The Real Housewives of anything? Hoop? Ear hoops? Hoop
hoops. What I'm saying look out for the hoop. I'm just telling you
if you go out this weekend, if you're single and you're going out this
weekend, hoop, be careful from downtown, be careful. Just say it.
Get out. A lot of drama, a lot of getting greens.
Don't getting get out. Once you're in your trapped, you know what that
hoop is. It's like a black hole. You're sucked in, can't get
out for a while, and if you do get out, it's coming back
around to get you. It's gonna come back around. She stalks. Those
are the chicks that like, who's this? I see so and so left
to comment on your Facebook page? Who is it that? Chicks? Who
are we dating the same guy? With hoop chicks? Are are we dating
the same guy? I guarantee hoop chick? And they may try to hide
because they're going to get a smaller hoop as they get a little bit older.
Try to conservative down. You think you think our Sunday Guests. Is
a hoop, just be a hoop girl, just a hoop. No,
I don't, and I'll tell you why. I'm gonna say something here,
and if you're a listener of the podcast, you'll be able to figure it
out. I don't think that person is because they deal pretty. They're pretty
even keeled and straight forward with everything. However, they had a friend they
would bring in here, and that friend hoop chick. Oh yeah, ohop
chickopter, Oh yeah, how fuck Yeah, she's she is the best of
Yes, she was the east Side Hooper, east side hooper, and I
guarantee that she's Russell Westbrook. In that collection, there were hoops just saying
fellas. And if you think I'm wrong, that's fine. We got a
phone number. It's five A five two six eighty eight sixty six. You
can leave your opinion there. Yes, text me. Come to think people.
We got Facebook, we got social media. I'll answer you if you
can tell me I'm wrong. I think I did date. I'm the same
fellas are women. I think I think data woman post hoop post hoop.
Okay, you warned me about her. She was the chick that dated Eddie
Murphy. Wants. She's ten years old than I was, remember, and
if I if I like, if somebody from Facebook like friend requested me or
left the car, who's this right? Like she works on radio? Yeah
does she? What? What station? And she get all weird? Now
you were the one told me, Danny don't want to run? Are you
and run? Now? I'm trying to think there is a woman. I
know that hoop not a lot of drama, not a lot of not a
lot of drama that I know of, But I think, uh nah likes
to have some fun. So there there could there the potential is there for
serious joba if that makes sense? Yeah, I can see that. Like
the person themselves pretty cool, easy going, easy add milk, yeah,
right right, right right, Yeah, I think you could get some drama
there. Yeah, feed after midges. It's a theory. Hey, look
it's issues, just the theory. And as I saw this lovely person standing
in a podium and they had public officials behind them, and they're talking and
then it says this person accused of harassing somebody on the committee, like and
they're going threatening violence, and then I go, I can't, oh the
big hoop. The big hoop is someone it's usually also someone who like somehow
was born without money and then came into money is a big hoop. Yeah,
nouvaus is right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's off or wants
to come into money. I got you, you understand what I'm saying.
Like, it's never someone who is like kind of taught how to use this
stuff, how to behave in a certain way. Even if they are crazy,
they could disguise it. Like my ex wife was the type of crazy.
She could disguise it. She was well mannered until you know, the
wrong time. But this chick sounds like somebody who like it's nouveau reche is
old hoop always a Karen too. Uh No, I think there's varieties of
Karen that aren't big hoop. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think
Karens are necessarily hooped. They're usually sostagi Karens. They're just usually all the
time Karen, these hoop These hoop chicks are cool until until shit's not going
their way. They want and their attention seeking, they need the attention.
They like to be the object to the attention. The bigger the hoop,
the bigger the problem. And and they're confidence that's why they wear the big
hoops, because they got confidence, and they'll get in your fucking face and
tell you the whole bowling balls at you. They don't care what happened.
Then there was another woman I dated that you know, we worked with her,
and I don't remember if she wore a ton of hoop or not.
She had hoops. I know who it is. Yeah, she had because
she always had to be the loudest person in the room. She always needed
to get validation or credit. She always had to like like what about me?
What about me? And which There's another thing the hoop chick does makes
you feel fucking crazy? Yes, well the gaslight. Yes, that's right.
They're gas lads. You know what I'm talking about, right, No,
exactly what you're talking about. I was about to say the person's name,
but I won't do that. I don't do that. But I haven't
talked to her years, Okay, but yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
come and think of it. Yes, she was a hoop chick. Yeah.
Uh. There was an accident today because of a beat. I heard
about it your Instagram. Yeah I was it you though? No? Okay,
no, someone did think it was me. I didn't. Well,
you got close enough to take the picture. No, I took it off,
okay with somebody else. Yeah, somebody else had the photo when I
just for a second I felt bad for karm No Grex want of cams,
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No, the beginning of that was Danny hitting his plateau. No hear heat
on a bush and then will go bought the bus because he odda that and
tour did it. True story. Danny told us that he hit a plateau.
I had a weight loss plateau ladies and gentlemen and Billy and yeah you
wish Billy and Kevin Chuck Chuck. Uh. Danny scale everyone he goes,
I see both of us are not moving. I like your French interpretation of
his the plates Uh. We were talking about women with big hoop ear rings
being a problem, and uh, and uh, Kim writes on Facebook,
Yeah, hoop chicks will beat your ass, right. Yeah, leave it
to a woman named Kim to say that. No, I believe I could
see a woman named Kim like you have your Karen's. I could totally see
the Kim's coming out and saying, oh, yeah, the hoosters, I
think that's up. Yeah, And then uh, what if Anny write,
uh, big hoops match the nipples. The bigger the nipple, the more
drama, the bigger the drama. The bigger the nipple, the bigger the
drama. In college, there was a girl that this is terrible, this
is terrible. But my buddy who lived across the hall from me, had
hooked up with this chick. And then he goes and he told his manner
huge, and so we called her launch pad. Like literally, I don't
know this woman's name, but if I saw her today, I may go,
oh my god, it's launch Pad. I I had no idea what
her name was. Called her launch pad nipples. Yeah, only sixteen more
shopping weeks until the alumni weekend, Fisher, I, uh no, No,
But there was one he hooked up with that was definitely a hoop chick.
We did. A friend of ours had texted into to uh us privately
said, I've never paid attention enough to appreciate a woman wearing hoop earrings.
But we were speculating if he's had a hoop earring chick in his life,
and we think we recently, we think there may there may be one.
Now Kevin suggested that somebody who's been on the podcast may be a hoop person.
Yeah, and I would have to say I agree with that, and
uh, let me just see. I'm going to try to call this person
and we'll find out. Oh man, I hope I'm calling the right person.
Well, you'll find out she's a hoopster or not based on the answer.
I hope, were you hooping? Guys? Oh good, I did
have the right number. Hey, Laura, Hey, meeting your phone?
No, I don't ever in the ship meeting my phone. That's terrible.
So we're having a conversation that I say that the bigger the hoop, the
bigger the hoop earing, the bigger the drama big Well, I know,
bigger the hoop, bigger the whore. I'm saying bigger the drama. There's
a lot, there's a lot that goes with hoop earing chicks, and we
think that one of the biggest hoop earing sections of our area is Webster.
Oh my god, no, okay, oh my god. You got friends
and I'll name a few that I guarantee you bis, you guarantee it,
and I know them, and the drama is off the fucking charts. I
would say I would agree with the bigger the hoop, the bigger the drama.
Yes, I'm thinking I'm not even sure if it's the bigger the drama,
but I would say, like more spicy, and I'm thinking like West
Side for that, Okay, but spicy, like they'll they'll fight, right
they're getting fights? Yeah, right they I mean if they're if there's a
fight at a bowling alley like on TMZ and they're throwing sixteen pounds bowling balls
like soccer balls over their head with a soccer throw. Somebody's got hoops hoop
earrings on, somebody's got fucking and another girl is going to rip out those
Okay, Yes, fine, I don't know. I want to know how
many know? How many I have a ton of hoops? None of them
are too big. No, no, none of them are too big.
You know what. Hang on a second. You can't judge that multiple you
cannot judge that. You cannot judge that because I think that you have different
size hoops. I think you do. Yes, I think so, and
I think yes. I got a feeling there's gonna be some coming in at
some point. Let me here's here's my new statement. She wears hoops,
she wants you jumping through a few, be careful. I think I would
say, if you want the drama, you look for the girls with the
fancy nails on the east side. If you want the drama, the fancy
nails. What no, no, no, no, hang on, hang
on, hang out Now my style, well, I like the quiet elegance.
I like, all right when you say fancy Cadillac, fancy what her
fancy news? So the longer tip? Oh how about the ones that come
to a real point. Oh the points are the squares and they sit there
and clack them. Yeah, that girl has the drama. Yeah, okay,
all right, But she also used to wear hoop earrings too. You
gotta admit she used to wear hoop eering. But now we just let let
the west siders wearing the big coats. What about the toes though, when
they have the white stripe on the tip of the toe's I'll tell you what
that's out the toe? Who does does that count anything? The French manicures
out, that's a niescause time out. So I saw as your gay friend
buddy of mine, right, that's the k guy. Am I right that
the French tip ships out? Different tips are gone? Yeah? Because gone?
Okay, well, Kate, So here's the question. My buddy just
went on a date, actually went to Vegas with this girl, and I
saw the picture of her and she's cute, but she's like twenty two and
she's got the little white lines on the tips of her toes and I don't
know what that is, but it's a French tip. Okay, Well,
the French show Danny, Danny is a Neanderthal and he can't describe what a
woman's toes like. She's got French tip nails, she's got the very odd
well, but she's young, so maybe it's coming back, Laura. Maybe
you don't know you are old. Maybe you don't. We should find we
should talk to her new man. Yeah, okay, we should find her
new man and find out how much drama there is with Laura, because the
bigger the hoop, the bigger the drama. I'm just saying, is this
what is that you get the press on observation. I'm not saying one way
or another, my buddy went on a date or we went to Vegas with
a girl who's got this feet. All right, I'm just thank you Laura
for confirming of the pictures. Oh my gosh, you know what, that's
a great question. Yeah, you're going to you gotta wear hoops. Well,
yeah, that's true, and even there, I don't mind it as
much. I just would say that there's drama, or if there's not drama,
that's out in the open, there's sneaky drama Vegas, steamy drama.
She's cheating, she's something. There's sneaky drama. She's low key. But
there's you know what a quarter a quarter like the hoop, the size of
a quarter with that like the small hoops, not with those tids hanging out
that. I think that's you're looking at the tents, huh. I think,
yeah, her, she's got more cleavage there than the fucking Grand Canyon.
Danny, I think Jesus Christ Jesus, she's a hooper. Yeah,
that's with a small hoop, French toad or French manicured toad and her boobs
out. Yeah, this chick time traveled. She's from from nineteen ninety four,
West Side, nineteen ninety four. No, she's from Buffalo. No,
you know what. No, actually she's from Long Island. She goes
to school in buff Oh, there you go. I'll tell you what you
know where the hoop capital is Long Island, Buddy, I knew girls when
I uh Maris College. I dated a girl from that. They were all
hooper I mean and hoop and drama and nails, the whole thing in the
nineties. Yeah, if you go out late at night when girls are wearing
their hoops, like, you could definitely tell like either she's into drama,
she wants to get laid or I don't know, she's gonna fight someone if
she's wearing big hoop. So behind door number one, door number two or
door number three. Right, now, here's the thing. How about how
about high hoop okay hoops, high heels and like tight leather pants. Ah,
now, the thing would because if you feel like you described like what
those east like when they go out. I just described I just described every
one of your fucking friends that go out. That's what I did. You
know I did. If we girls are going out for a night, yeah,
that is what wearing. And then I'll tell you what one of them
are hoping to get that high heel stuck in that hoop like or on that
night they're gonna be in such a position. Come on, Danny, you
know what I'm saying. You know I'm right, Why justification? Let Dandy
handle that one? Weight losses Plateau, Laura, Danny Platau, Danny,
are you still doing sugar free? Yeah? Twenty four days? Oh my
god, what I can't believe you. It's impressive. It's impressive. Sound
impressed. Kevin wanted us to call. I just want to no, no
home on, hold on, don't get upset with me for saying this.
But Kevin said, I have a feeling. I just said. I just
turned out that I bet she was a hooker, and I said, let's
let's call her and find out. Because the more I thought about it,
Laura, the more I laughed. But Laura would be I would say medium
sized hoop because there's medium drama. But it's low key, and then it
can get deep. The drama can get like still waters run deep. That
drama is deep. I am like not a drama person, but if I
would, I would get every single round up her spicy. What would the
spicy, feisty feisty, I will get bowling ball. Yeah, I think
Laura would. Yeah, I think Laura. I think swinging the action.
Yeah, if you saw someone hitting on your new man, Oh that's fine,
someone hit on him at the gallow that I was just at. She's
still not fully sold in this new guy. You can tell sure, am
I wrong? I don't know. I'm not answering that question. We had
the conversation took four attempts to get the fish. I don't give a ship.
Yeah, I'll be over here drink. Unless it's a quiet confidence,
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what this is. I'll tell you
what did you just say? I have quiet confidence? Unless you have a
quiet confidence, or you don't take him guy. And that's how I am.
That's how I am. I'm like, if somebody don't give her a
fucking out, daddy, you gave her an at that's bullshit, one hundred
percent out. Kevin I'm back with you. I'm in your camp, Kevin,
and I'm gonna tell you why I'm here. Here's the other thing.
Laura has basically admitted on this podcast that she is a freak, and in
this way, Laura would ask Laura would Laura would actually be turned on by
someone hitting on her old man, yes, turn on and a female hold,
no, she doesn't want to watch it. It just makes him more
desirable. Now here's the other thing, though, I think Laura has basically
come up to saying that she wouldn't swing if she was in a monogamous relationship,
but if she were single and swingers invited her in, She's fucking running
through every door and she's diving through all the hoops. She's diving through all
the hoops. Am I wrong? So the effort last week when I was
on and we were like talking about OnlyFans, I came home. I was
like, Yeah, you want to do an oly fant? It really?
And she said no because she's not sold. Have you done it? You've
done an only fan? She did, She's not an only fans. No,
I know. I did not. No, I did not. But
he was on board with that stuff. You have to you have to tag
everybody in those videos, you know, Laura. All right, Okay,
I want before Laura answers this question, I want everybody, everybody to guess,
everybody to guess. I won't put the number. It's just over under.
The number is three over under homemade porn on Laura's phone. I'm gonna
say. I'm gonna say under under. By the way, you have to
when you do it over under, you have to have a half. Okay,
so we'll say two and a half. Okay, I'll say under under
under two and a half, under two and a half. I'm gonna go
under two and a half, but I'm gonna go over forty five and a
half. Dong shots, okay, alright, all right, all right,
I'm going to say over two and a half, Laura, how many homemade
porns have been on your phone? They may not stay on your phone,
but have been on that phone over two and a half or undertuning Greg Connors
also says over did he say over? Okay? All right? All right,
okay, are we talking with different people? Oh? It doesn't matter,
what do you mean? People? Definitely? Over? Definitely wow over
ten and a half? Phone yew because I'll tell you what. No no,
no, no, no no no no no no no no, yes.
This is the hoop chick. This is the hoop chick right here.
Confident to go, she wants and she jumps to the hoops. Now magazine
has a whole thing on how to do your how to make homemade porn,
and the number one thing they say is deleted. Have you deleted it?
They're all deleted? Yeah? How there we win because it's under now.
I just said on the phone, we win. No no, no,
no no, I said, how many have been on that phone? I
hear the on that phone. I did say on that phone. I just
heard I did say on that phone on that phone, on that phone at
any point because I figured delete only delete was there. It's it's funny because
I don't know why. This is very strange that Laura's on because I did.
I wasn't planning this, but it does. I have this thing right
here. Uh. You already know that the best sex this is from Glamour
is when you get into the moment. If you're self conscious about your body,
your facial expressions, the camera will pick that up. Focus on how
you're feeling in the moment. And less on what you look like. Trust
me, your old face is going to look better if you're not trying to
turn it into a flat line. That's what they say. And they talk
about a mooting. Don't be a boring person, really moan and really let
it out. When if you're going to make a sex tape now for equal
opportunity. Yeah, how many have you had on your phone? Ever?
None? You've never had one. And I've never made a sex tape ever.
I haven't had a sex tape. Well, actually I did in high
school. That was really bad? What the fuck? Wait a second time
out? Hang on, not a sex tape but homemade porn, but that
you made on your phone, is what I'm saying. But not like okay,
not full penetration, more like sex acts. We're not governed by okay,
so what are the sex acts? Oral? Okay, that that's porn.
That's a point. That that counts exactly. But hs wait, dancing
stuck in high school? You made a sex tape? Real, real?
Oh my god, I lovet my high school boyfriend videotape. This is amazing.
Where were the hoop chicks, Dandy? Where were the hoop chicks when
I was around pine planes tell you yeah, well, yeah, the place.
I told you that the football player last year if he wanted videotape,
and I said no too. Earl touched me. I hoped the guy.
I hoped the guy, and I got six thousand roses. I can't complain.
No, you can't complain. It's so hugoped. That's it that he
wanted to jump through those hits. I wonder if I was wearing hoops that
night. I don't know. That's very interesting, all right, Well,
I, uh, we've learned a lot about you tonight, Laura, and
I had no intention of doing that whatsoever. It was simply that the hoop
thing came up. Kevin said to me, I think Laura's a hoop chick,
and I went, you know what, let's find out. Let's find
out. I'll I'm trying to think of I want to name people so badly
that you are famil that you're finish initials, initials. I don't know if
I know their initials. Well, give me their first initial Uh. I
think it's l That would be her. No, not no, I think
the person I saw you with when at iron Smoke one night at a private
party. Yeah, hoop check all day, hoop check, hoop check.
Okay, yeah, place the drama. Oh yeah, lives for it.
How about the woman who you came to Stephanie's party with? Oh my god,
in a hoop you can hula, you can chet. Okay. I'm
so glad that I just added. I don't know this all started, Laura,
because I saw a person who looked very professional, very professional, beautifully
dressed, well put together, standing at a podium. And there's a headline
and the newts that says, this person is being accused of harassment and threatening
somebody else on some committee. And I went, that doesn't Oh my god,
she had big hoop earrings. I go, there it is. There's
the tell, there's the test. That's it. Yeah. Well women are
women are nasty to each other too, Yeah they are. Yeah, the
girls will always scroll over the girls every time I watched that porn once.
All right, well, Laura, just DVD or stream or phone Laura,
where is the sex tape now? And don't let your kids find it?
Phone made? Oh my god, it is on my high school boyfriend's home
video camera. It's out there. It's a legacy box somewhere. It's out
there. You got this legacy box Ken Kevin, You're gonna find it all?
You know? I am not? No. Do you want to know
what? Because I want to watch it? You want to embarrass her?
What? I ran into his brother, You're years later and he was like,
yo, Adam showed me the video. Oh we'll get our cracked Monday
staff on it. Oh my god, you're kidding me. Nope? Wow?
And what did he say? And then what did you say to that?
What do you say to that? I was like, I don't even
want to know. I don't want to know. I ended up having a
restraining ruder against this guy. So you did, and you pulled the video
evidence exhibit X. Wow, you know you're you're sixty nine? This guy
was uh the number? Let greg? They did they funnier for the moment
would have yes, yet you know X marks the spot. Oh yeah,
I get that, the very treasure. This is what used to happen on
the old dat. He would just throw up his hands. He started waving
a white fucking you guys were we gotta Uh, Laura, what a freaking
I I what a stumble we had tonight? That's just great? I think
she said, neither this Monday or next Monk. I just text her.
I forgot wonderful this Monday Monday, I had Kevin, I told you I
was available tonight. Oh did you yes? And I said, I said,
I made out town because I was going to go to a conference.
And that's my fas. Okay, I'm now having girls night with my best
a bit. Any hoops are they there? And Renee is a big hoop
chick. Renee is not a hoop chick at all like Son. She doesn't
like the drama. Laura, let me ask you this because we have a
big guest coming in a reunion of sorts uh next week. And Stephanie Hyde
hoop chick? Do you think he's a hoops She thinks she's a hoopster.
I love her. That was the question I got. I've got Stephanie wore
hoops back in the day. But now now she's Yeah, I don't think
she's growing out of the hoop face. Yeah. Now now she's just got
to do what she's gonna wear, whatever video she's making, whatever aesthetic,
whatever aesthetic for the video she's making. Yeah, get your head, yes,
not of video any right, Laura. It's been a pleasure enjoy your
bye bye bye. You proved it, right, Kevin, that's so good.
She's a hoop. She had a sex tape. This is amazing,
this is incredible. It's all right. There multiple multiple sex tapes. Well
on her phone. Yeah, she said no, no, but I still
say that counts. I feel like if we were in the times we are
now, back when you were younger, yes, before maybe marriage, Yes,
you would have had multiple well, yeah, you would add ahead,
like I was so close when I took a photography class in the community college.
I was so close to getting this chick so close. She was naked
and I was trying to snap pick it didn't She's like, yeah, and
I don't know whatever happened to that film somewhere somewhere. I don't know.
Would you ever been a guy in the art class that comes in and pos
his neck in for to dry? Mm, I don't know you have that
confidence that you would. I don't know that I had that confidence back then.
I think today I would go in and do it, but I don't
know if I could have back then. I don't know. I did other
things, like you know, if I could have stood with my back as
I'm not sure I don't know. That's it's interesting. I I yeah,
I don't know. I'm not sure. All right, we'll take a moment.
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the thing. Does he my mom saw them in their prime? Their mom?
Yeah, when was their prime? Then? Wait? Do you think
Danny's hoop but his mom was a hoop chick? Definitely not. At some
point. No, at some point, Dan, do you know what was
your mom? Yeah, let me tell you something. I bet my mom
I had a little hoop in her. No, no way can he conceived
In the restaurant the Stone Show, my mother went and saw the port of
body makes worse than mid seventies. She saw the st Yeah, that'd be
that's pretty good. That's pretty good time. Yeah, like seventy eight.
I think that's beautiful. That's right. Uh a portion of Elmwood. I
saw an accident. Accident. Guy drove into a telephone pole today, really
up the whole front end of his car and blamed it on a bee.
And I can under Chris Farley defense. Yeah, the Tommy Boy defense,
I should say, I can, uh why it's the bees? Hello yeah,
Hello, Hello, Hello, I think it was a butt. Is
your car extended warranty? Center? Driler should use the b excuse, son
of a bitch, you could have done it now. My old man once
got stung on the tongue like a bee fluid while he was driving, and
his tongue started to swell up. So he pulled it out and then and
pulled into the uh Town pharmacy. And the guy knew exactly what to do.
Epipendum or did he give him bend be but two shots? But it's
like right between the eyes. It's it's right, I mean that, And
you could see where somebody if you're swerving because a bee's coming at your or
it's angry, it'll freak you out. My wife is petrified of bees,
allergic at all. I don't know she's allergic, but she's scared. She's
got a bee tattoo on her wrist to try to like remind her to face
her fears. It hasn't worked. Stand away be this is my people.
That's why she married Danny fa next step in her therapy. So there's one
time during the pandemic, it was early summer and we got some pizzas and
decided to go and have a little you know, like picnic at picnic table
in Irondoquoit by durand Eastman, And all of a sudden we're like, oh,
here's a table. There's here's a picnic table. There's a lot of
people out there, and we're like, why is this table empty? It's
kind of odd because everybody else is packed. And there was a bee hive
underneath it and we had no ight and the bees were swarming and then came
around, come around, and she's like, freak. We had to go
eat in the car now because she was freaked out. I've had encounters with
bees, Like my son is alert to bees. They were playing in the
woods at my mom's house and all of a sudden they come running down and
man, they got stung a ton Like we had to give Jordan the EPI
pen shot. The other guys are all screaming, like for Jamison was such
a little little kid. He's like three or four, and he's all killed.
McCaulay culkin in that movie The Bees, Mia Mia. Remember when that
came out and everybody saw that movie was afraid of bees for like a couple
of years. And my father like, it's just a movie. I just
want to know you allergic. No, it's not gonna hurt you. I
want to know in their house between Dan and Beth, who kills the spiders
is a Danner? Is a bath? I killed the spiders. I am
not proud spider. We call bath. She's got hooped too. No,
all right, so my wife strike you as a hoop lady. She could
have hooped. She could have hooped back in the day. At least she
kicks a mask. But she's not a Hoopsna, she could have kicked it.
But she was in bands and stuff. You know. No, she
was never in bands. I thought she was not growing up. No,
no, what I'm saying. She was in like uh, she was in
like a band in school, like as far as like marching band and no,
no, no, she was talking. Yeah, but she didn't get
into a band until she was like forty. I bet you, I bet
you she hooped. Dan doesn't even know, all right, So I said,
when is a bee ruined your day? I did this on my Facebook
page. Check this out, And I want to know if Danny ever did
anything like this When I was a kid. This is my buddy that I
went to Fisher with joby. When I was a kid, we had a
big wrap around porch. A big bee hive developed right next to the side
door of the porch, so my parents just said, don't use the door
until the beads go away. It'd be something my parents would say too,
because if the bee hives there are, just just don't go in and out
that door. Let it be. They're not going to hurt us. We're
not going to hurt them, right, he goes, so naturally, my
older brothers, I have five of them, dared me to run from the
front steps to the side door through the swarm of bees. They said they
would watch from inside the storm door that I was going to use to get
into the house and where the bees were mostly traded. I got a running
start, made it to the door, only to find out my brothers what
do you think they did the door were watching through the screen in the door
lock the door. As they yanked at the door repeatedly, they were rolling
in laughter, and I got stung maybe two dozen times. Oh that could
kill you, I remember, that could kill you. I remember sprawling out
on the cold kitchen floor as my mother used a match book cover to scrape
the stingers off my body. Needless to say, the pain from the stings
wasn't even close to the punishment my brothers got. I think they might still
be technically grounded, even though it was over forty years ago and my parents
were both dead. Job. Oh my gosh, how fucking wild. That's
awful. Now. I used to watch my old man. We would get
ground hornets and he'd be out mowing the lawn and all of a sudden you'd
see him, like at the end, he'd be hopping him down, like
he was fucking insane. Right, You would think you've never ever see anybody
walk through a spider web and they're like picking at their face. Yeah,
and you're walking at the other direction, and he didn't see him walk through
the spider web. You think they're on? Asked, Yeah, I don't
know what's going on. And somebody wrote, I don't know if this ruined
my day. I don't know if this ruined the day. But when my
daughter was a baby, her mom was carrying her from the car to a
restaurant. A bee buzz by her head and she panicked, put the car
seat and my daughter in it down in the middle of a parking lot and
ran away. So what happens? Somebody else said when I was younger,
my friend and I were driving down West Ridge Road and a bee flew in
her car. She let go of the steering wheel and started flaneling in her
arms. I thought we were going to die. Thankfully, nothing happened.
I guy, I wrote her back and go, Yeah, that's that's called
That's like one of the worst roads for that to happen too, because she
got all those medians stuff. Yea, there's a lot of stoplights. I
mean it's not like the east side where you just cruise down one O four.
I mean the west side there's so many freaking stoplights. You got all
those medians, there's all those old trees they planted and stuff that would suck.
Well, they didn't have that back in the day either. That's all
new. I go, that was alignment, though, you got good alignment
when you're when you're not swerving on a lane. Yeah, but they call
it the ridge for a reason. Man, You make one swerve and you
end up like it that that Chick fil A. That's the ridge because it
was used to be the ridge of the lake. I know. But you
could go down the side and I didn't know that. Yeah, that's why
they call it the ridge used to be the ridge of the lake. Oh
so what the lake receded out? Yep, yeah, they fill it in
or it just reced out. I wasn't alive when it happened, okay,
and then Aronda quite floated over to Rochester. It's a little piece of grease,
somebody wrote. I was at my job, working night shift alone.
A wasp flew into the staff room and I tried to kill it with my
flip flop. It got pissed and flew at me, landed on my foot,
and then went up my pant leg. I whipped my pants down to
get it out, thanking God the whole time. No one else was there
to see it because I was screaming and dancing around with my pants down.
This is a woman, by the way. I'm sure it would have gone
viral today. Absolutely. Geez. That's the thing. I yeah, my
dad got stung when my kids. I don't know. There's all kinds of
it's that time of year. It's that time of year, or you're gonna
I have encounters with animals, encounters with who knows bees, whatever. No,
here's the thing about like you know the stinger community, right, whether
it's a be a wasp or a hornet or a hoop chick or a hoop
chick like bees like actually are productive into suchy like we lost bees, like
the planet's going to hell. Okay, but that's the wasps and hornets.
Wasps and hornets have no purpose, like at least bees have a purpose.
You get stuck by a wasparo hornet, it's like fucking hurt. Yeah,
that fucking hurts. There's no point to those things. Why did they exist?
I remember my dog got stung by bees like a big puffy eye as
a kid. I don't have a bee story, but I have dog story.
What happens to your dog? Our dog in the last four days has
acquired for tear drop tattoos. What oh, he's killing really he's killed four
squirrels since Saturday. Wait that little tiny, flat, little flat, little
fluffy, little foo foo dog. Four squirrels? Wow, three of them
in my garbage right now? That's quick. You got three s. That's
awesome. Do you hang up in his little doghouse? I need to figure
out how to get him stopped. You got to start doing like skins.
Yeah, no, not skins, but keep it a tally. I've got
it in my head. It's four. It's four right now, four right
now? Yeah, but let's see you go home. It could be two
more. Now. We've bleached him kind of in the backyard, so we
can't get all around the backyard. I don't know what to do. I
don't I don't want to kill squirrels, but it's not that I want to
kill squirrels. I just want to deal with having to clean them up.
Did anybody see that this is on teams Didybody see this? Uh, there's
a brown bear at a zoo and the like the polar bear here. You
ever go into you ever go to our zoo And they've got that little pole
tank and there's a tank, there's a glass and a bear swims around.
Well this is I think this was a brown bear, but it was the
same kind of thing, same kind of set up, And there was a
duck and little ducklings swimming around, and the bear came along and all these
families are there and somebody I got to play this for you because it's somebody's
just filming it and the kids are did you get the bear got Chinese?
The bear eight three or four of the ducklings right in front of everybody,
right in front of everybody, and somebody sent the video to FA to Fox
to TMZ and I go, yeah, you got it. It's it's it's
here's the thing. It's great. It's like you're gonna hear parents going,
oh my god. And some mom's yelling at the bear like it's bear's name
is like ling Ling or something. She's going ling ling now, yeah too,
got He's like only fans. It's not just DA's it's also bears eating
ducks. Harvey Levin's like, hey, come here, you gotta watch this.
Here we go, so you see the bear. It's up on the
land. The ducks are throwing around this pine. Oh no, the bears
sucking this prime. They're going, this is this is the animal kingdom.
This is full circle. And there's little kids, like two three year olds
they got their hands are pressing or looking like, oh my goodness, would
you not if you think this is from God to take your kids and leave
right It's like Dave Portnite want but everybody knows. Look it goes over and
it just chops right down in here. Oh no, oh god, it's
just right there. It just eats the whole thing right in front of the
kids. That's you're chewing it. I'm not tough. Hey, god,
this little kitchen. Oh no, okay, we can't watch this. Hey
buddy, can you leave them alone? Let's talking to the bear. Yeah,
hey buddy, Hey, what do you play? I'm used by our
negotiation. It's not nice. Oh right right in front of the glass.
Shump. I'm watching this now. Yeah, it's not really even that big
of a bear. No, that's not nice. Mommy, do you make
him watch? Do you continue to make it? I would have taken like
the kids out of there. I go, let's hit out, let's hit
out. I wouldn't want it. Would have made it a teachable moment.
They said, See, this is why you don't go where you're not supposed
to. That's why you mind your own business. That's what happens you stick
your nose or your beak. It just hated. Why did he do that?
Is it terrible? In filming this? Yes? It is? Yeah,
yeah it is. Well you got your phone? Am I wrong?
Kevin? And then posting on social media? Am I how wild is this?
That's amazing? It's bear devours ducklings in front of children party at zoo.
They don't take the kids out. I'm actually relieved though, that the
children reacted that well. They don't get it. Where's like. I have
a niece right in Flora. Her father is like a religious listener to this
podcast, and he took her to see Jurassic World. She's rooting for the
dinosaurs to eat the bee. I'm worried about her. That's not normal,
spicy tobum plant. The kids reacted this way. No, no, Riley,
No, just wait, I don't remember, like we still have no
nightmares. No. Now, look, you know what I will say this,
Maybe these parents are right, because I think we've gotten I don't think
they would make Bambi the same way today. Of course not. When the
mom gets shot and then his father goes, you have to walk alone,
Noor. I remember that as a little kid. I was like four or
five years old. I remember crying because his mom wouldn't drive by. Now,
no, I just don't think they would shoot and kill. I don't
think they'd kill Nowadays they give the deer the gun and they'd shoot the people,
and then you'd have to do a movie. He's got a gun or
maybe or maybe I think in the remake, Bamby's mom gets hit by a
jeep. I don't know, something like you know, I'm saying like something
that Kreisler does something is a little more more arms, but the product placements.
I go, this is like the inprint of the license. A light
was right on her back watching the uh, watching the duck the berry,
the ducklings. I mean, it just takes this man, It's right in
there. One time, it's right in front of the glass and just cool.
And the little girl turns around just like, oh my god, it
just ate it. I had a problem. I've had a problem. Okay
at my house for a while. Now you're the only one who lives there.
Yeah, eating no. Last year. Last year I had robins make
a nest and I thought, oh, that's kind of cool. I'll watch
the robin. They would dive bomb me every time I came out. So
yeah, they would swoop screech because they had, yeah, attacking the nest.
So once the robins and the birds hatch and all that they flew away,
I was I started sticking like papers and things bomb The chicken wire also
works too. Yeah, but this is behind a like a scance right light
sconce so I just kind of shove like a bag, a rolled up bag
there. Then I had a plant, a hanging plant. The hanging plant
was fine. I think mourning doves made a nest in there. But then
a windstorm came along and I come home and the plants on the ground and
eggs are smashed. I felt terrible. So the past couple days, I've
seen cardinals around. I've seen cardinals. Now it's been we've had our weather
has been up and down, up and down, so I haven't really been
out on my porch. And I have like one of these shades I could
roll down and all this stuff. So I'm watching these cardinals and I go,
God, damn it, they're making a nest again. And I go
out there the other day and I see hanging off the bag rend the things
of a nest to make a nest. So I kind of tossed them to
the side. Think of that, I'll do it well in the days.
Since they've built a nest. I go out there today and I see stuff
hanging again. I go, God, they're making a nest again. I
take it off. Then I go back. Now I see like the cardinal
and the female cardinal on the fence, and they're flying back and floor flying
back for it's a lot of action. I go out there and I look
down. They had built the nest. There's now eggs smashed because they didn't
get a good balance because of the bag that was behind it. They smashed
their bloody it's bloody like they were developed birds that I'm trying to now scrape
off my dash shit And I feel terrible. And I don't know if cardinals
would have been as nasty as like the morning doves were fine in the plan.
They never bothered me. I don't give a shit. I just don't
want to. I want to be able to use my space. Yeah,
I don't want to fucking dive bomb. We get it every year at my
house too. They if we have the griadge door up, they'll try to
build it on top of the griage door opener. Oh like two or three
times a day. I gotta go out the leaf blower and blow all the
shit back out of the grouage and just finally shut the grounde door in.
My neighbor and I both we always have our garage was open, and we're
like, if you drive down Monroe Avenue in Pittsford, you'll notice all the
fast food joints. They have like nests in the Wendy's like word weddings,
it's a few nests. It's like the like do you actually go in and
have somebody knock those downries eve them there for the year hasn't ordered. Those
are hoop hearing west side birds from town of Pittsford. The village of Pittsford
has rules on who can't they can't build stuff. I think their beloved village.
I think there was a squirrel nests in one of the aerraviders in my
house, and I think that's where I think that's where the dog's getting a
little baby. One little babies. But they're yeah, not no more.
And they'll tell you that they now belong to waste Mana. Tell your friends,
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Fairport, New York? My nerdy babies? Hey, how many hoop chicks
you're tired? Oh gosh? Under over twenty six and a half. All
you can you take your hand? This is shave. So I don't understand
taking your name off your phone. So that's me again. So in other
words, Hi, this is Bill. I can't come to the phone.
Nah, this is It's like you've reached five eight five five five? Okay
is that my number? We should get Joe to remake this. Okay,
you got a guy right here it do you want to remake it? I
could. Let's get he's got two to do. He's got this and now
he's gotta he's also gonna do angelize. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can call it. So I remember when this happened, right, So
we're coming back to the facts, keep and break, and we're like,
you know, already's talking about their Holida or whatever. We lead off with
this because this was like gold for four days. It was a gift that
kept that giving and at this point, like there were more women who had
come out. Yeah oh yeah, all right, so I bring I play
that because Tiger Woods Tiger Woods was on the Today Show. I didn't realize
that he and Carson Dally are friends and have been friends since childhood. They
both grew up in southern California, and I think Carson Dally a little more
privileged than Tiger growing up because Carson Carson said, he goes, look,
we were playing golf when golf wasn't cool to be like on the team,
Like you said to me, Kevin, your son joined the team, right,
and he's loving it. I think Greg's kids on the team and it's
almost a different thing now, Carson was saying to Tiger in this interview.
He goes, yeah, he said, I had the letter for Santa Monica
High School, which to me sounds like it probably was a pretty privileged area.
And he goes, I had the the golf pin on it, and
girls are they going to going? What is that? Yeah, Carson,
Well, Carson, he interned for Jimmy Kimel, and Jimmy Kimmel did a
radio show and that's how he came up. He got the TRL Live when
TRL was the like American band stand of there. Well that was all because
of one guy, Oh, Howard Lapedis. Yeah, okay, it was
for real, but yeah, but like you have to be pretty high up
there to get to like Howard. Well, well, Howard would they would
just he would just go through He was picking people off k Rock, and
so Carson was doing nights on k Rock seven to midnight. Yeah, he
may have been an intern at k ROCK. I don't know prior to that,
but but he could be under Kevin anyway, it doesn't matter. So
I didn't realize that they were They were friends growing up, and Tiger even
said, he goes, look, man, I grew up playing public courses.
He goes, it was a privilege to go play. Like. It's
funny to hear Tiger say his kids. It's way different. So they start
talking about his kids and Charlie and playing, and Charlie's fifteen, now Tiger's
son and playing all these tournaments. And then he just tried to qualify for
the US Open. Didn't do well, but he tried to qualify for he
did, Okay, So jeez, at fifteen, I think eighty one or
something at fifteen, that's pretty good. He guys would love to shoo the
fucking eighty one old at fifteen. Hot, I do that for nine.
Did you know what I'm saying? Like that? So all right, So
they asked about the daughter playing golf and stuff, and this is Tiger's response,
I just want to play golf. No, no, no, how
come she has I think a negative connotation to the game because at that time,
you know, hey, growing up that when she was growing up,
golf took daddy away from her. I had to pack and I had to
leave. I had to golf for weeks, and there's a negative connotation to
it. So we develop our own relationship on rapport that's outside of golf,
that we do things that is done involved golf. Meanwhile, my son and
I we do everything golf related. It's just very different. Okay, I
had to pack and leave for weeks. Okay, ver all right, listen,
listen, listen, Listen to me. I swear to God, it
has to be so hard to be Tiger's daughter, knowing it's all out there.
You do a Google search on your dad. Every kid is going to
do a Google search on their parent, whether their parent is well known or
not. They're doing a Google search and what's going to come up? And
I go, how do you have that conversation with your daughter? Who,
By the way, way mom big influence. I know that the mother daughter
relationship is a complex one. I didn't have to deal with that in my
home when my guys were a little because they were all boys. But I
understand that. I go, but you watched your mom have a world crumble
down because your dad had multiple And I still think it's none of anybody's business.
But because it's a private family matter, right, the fact that we
all knew it, I always think and he had to apologize, I find
absolutely ridiculous. But I I mean, wow, I think there are things
where maybe with guys, you can kind of go AD's dad's a guy.
Well, yeah, because Tiger watched his father have multiple effects. Okay,
all right, you know, but like when you're your when you're the daughter,
like guys like like kids find ways to if they grow up, Like
I knew a bunch of guys who knew their parents were up to no good
at times. Yeah, and it was one thing when it was just that's
just my dad, you know. They made fun of it. They made
a joke out of it. That was a defense mechanism. That's how they
dealt with it. But they could never deal with that when it came to
their mom. There's no way they could help. Now flip that you're talking
about a girl talking about her dad who's one of the most famous people in
the world. He's an icon. Tiger's an icon. Tiger was talking,
by the way too, why he's playing so bad? He goes, that
leg doesn't really work, and he's so, I'm trying to shorten up my
grip because that'll help me keep the club tight. He goes, but I
can't. He can't. Yeah, he's done. I mean that car accident
fucked that kid up. But anyway, back to this, I just can't
imagine being a girl. Because have you ever at any point in your lives,
either one of you think about this for a moment. I think I've
had. I think my kids actually answered this one. A lost respect for
your parents at any point? Actual respect, Like at some point it's sort
of like they went down a few notches in your mind. Ever, No,
no, no, not in my life. No. And I and
I got to think, even with my old man, and there was things
that went on. I never did either, I think. I think Jordan
or somebody goes, yeah, I think there was things, And I go,
how do you get it back? Like, let's say you're Tiger,
how do you do it? And the only thing I can think is it's
the only thing in life you can always do is just be consistent, right,
Like, if you want to gain any traction on anything, you got
to be consistent. Danny's talking about he hit a plateau, he and is
scaling on a thin lace. I've lost fifteen pounds, but I've been stuck.
No, right, you hit a plateau, but the only way to
keep going is to keep going. Just keep going, stay there, be
consistent, and eventually you know it'll fall through. Same thing with your kids,
like you got to just be consistent. And it sounds like Tiger's built
a nice relationship, but I go, it's weird. I remember my senior
prom. Somehow the party ended up at my house and my parents were running
around trying to take booze from people. And there was a girl who was
a junior who was a dating one of my friends and who's a senior,
so she went to the problem. Her dad was underneath the basketball hoop in
my drive drinking beers with the other kids. She was like totally embarrassed,
like lost all respect for her dad. And I'm going, what if,
Like I go, I don't know, how about how about if you're Pam
Anderson and Tommy Lee's kids, Not that you lose respect, but my kids
are doing a sex tape. I wonder if it's a respecting bill or if
it's this is my leverage to use against them when I screw up, or
this is my excuse to go and be worse or be just as bad.
I don't know. I don't know, like anything, but like Kim Ky's
kids, right, okay, Kim Kardashian right there, there is the Ray
J sex tapes out there. A lot of people believe that famous. Or
how about some kid when they get old enough schoolmast well, that would be
me, that would be you, that would totally be me. But or
how about this like Rob Low? Rob Low seems to have a great relationship
with his kids. I think they were at the roast of Rob Low.
The Rob Loow roast had a lot of references to the sex tape with the
underage girl. There was a lot am I wrong? So again it's like,
how do you how do you explain that to your kids? Cause you're
gonna I mean, do you have the conversation? Do you pretend it never
happened? Do you try to ignore it? Tiger? How to fuck these?
The rumor is that they're friends now him and Allen, they're they're close
in friends. Oh, well, Tiger seems like as a person, he
seems like he's a pretty nice, calm guy, Like he seems pretty centered
and okay, yeah, I just think like, I don't know what went
on. I have no idea. My father told me that before he found
Jesus, he had a very rough past, not illegal or anything, but
there are some things that went on in his life that became public in this
little town that we grew up in. And he said, hey, listen,
you're seventeen, eighteen years old. Now I want to tell you about
some stuff that happened. And because as your buddy's parents may bring it up
just to spite you. So they, to their credit, they never did.
But he told me, here's here's what happened in the situation. Here's
what happened in this situation. Here's what happened in this situation. What happened
in this situation. He goes, I was admit this picture for evidence real
quick. Yes, okay, Oh, she's got huge oops. Elan has
huge oops. Well hearings that is, yes. No, I remember when
like Elan, I guess I don't know what school she went to. She
put a freaking club through the back window. Well, Elan, Elan when
she graduated from college, which is years after she and Tiger divorced. You
know, usually the keynote speaker graduations the top student in the class. No,
they made it be her because they wanted the college. I guess it
was called Hickory or something. I don't even remember the name of it,
but it wasn't a well known school. Hey, we'll get pub if we
get Elin to speak for the graduates. So they got her to speak,
and she kind of like bashed Tiger here and there a little bit. But
it's like, okay, clearly you have an agenda. What she could have
said was no, I'm not gonna do I'm not going to embarrass my kids,
or I think no, she took advantage of the moment. So I
totally believe she's a hoopster. Absolutely, she's a gold digger, no question.
There's a lot of hoop picture here. I've seen at least seven or
eight hoops of her just hoop. Yeah. Yeah, well there you go.
Now we know. Now we got it all right, Tiger, you
say she'd fit in well in Webster. I'm telling you, Webster is the
hoop capital of this area. I really believe that. I just don't know,
Like if your parents had a sex tape, like I've heard of people
even popping in a VHS and it was their parents' private moments or something that
was in their room and they go, what is this and they put it
in and it's their mom and dad with his sex tape, that would be
weird because there's a lot of work. Now's your conception tape? Yeah,
but it's on I don't know dad's life story. They all started here open
to look who's talking, like, can you you? No one thinks of
their parents that way. Let's think your Seinfeld always said the good news of
being adopted as you find out your parents are just really good friends. Never
make your sex tape, Danny yourself. No, never filming on Kevin,
filming on No. No, I never did either, Dan will when he
gets done. When have you ever tried, Danny? Have you ever asked
no at any point? No? You never said, hey, this would
be a good idea. He has a chance. Don't look at me like
this is the most odd question I could possibly come up with to ask you.
You know that people's heads, Yeah, but it's me we're talking to.
No, of course, has it ever run through your head? No,
because you want to see yourself? Have you ever asked? No?
I know you had the issue with the girl. She wanted choking, choking
Dan, it was a choke, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
The Uh Sam Kennison used to have a bit that would fit Kevin perfectly.
You go, I would never take myself, He goes. I think
I once take myself having sex, and he goes. When I went back
and looked at it, it looked like she was getting raped by a polet
bear. I was probably eating ducks too, right, Yes, all right,
I'll look as long as your kids don't lose respect. The only thing
I can say is, no matter what happens, you just have to be
consistent to show up. And obviously all these guys who had sex tapes for
parents and it's weird and I think more more today there's how many times right
naked pictures something that it's out there, it's on the internet. Your kid
will find it, Yes, you'll find it. Will you ever walk in
on your parents? Uh? Not that I knew of you knew of the
door being lock locked? Yeah, I didn't know. Why did you walk
in on your parents? I actually heard my parents once. Yeah, it
was so my junior year in high school, we had this winter dance called
the winter Ball or whatever it was, the Ball at Vault or snowball,
it is called snowball, and my father picked us up. He picked us
up, my sister and I and my buddy and we brought it. No,
she wasn't my date, but anyway, I had to clarify. I
buy to keep an eye on obviously, so we got Yeah, she was
wearing hoops and you know I did. So, long story short. We
get home and you know, so I'm going downstairs and just watch MTV.
And I come up. It's about one o'clock in the morning, and we
got church. We got church in the morning, right, So I go
up the stairs and all of a sudden I hear testifying stuff going on in
the other room, and it's my father my mother like going in oh but
talking about God. Okay, all right, great, Why didn't you once
you go in there and go I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Grizzly bears my father. Yeah, I was like sixteen, seventeen years old.
I would have busted you were right, just because I would have known
what was going on, and I would have loved to be that kind of
Yeah I was. I wasn't wired that way. But you I could see
you well only because it was funny. Like my sister said she could hear
things. She used to like she would hear it. I don't. I
don't ever remember hearing anything I but I wasn't paying attention. My my room
was magazine. My room was my room was on a different floor. And
then and then my mother, a girl wrote me a filthy, filthy,
filthy, like three page letter on the yellow legal pad paper. But I
was in college. Yeah, but my mom found it and she was like
mortified. And then my old man like casually says to me, h,
your mother found the letter. And I always like, I don't even want
to bring it up because I can't tell if my dad was like disgusted by
me. I still don't know. I still have no idea what he really
truly thinks of me. But whatever, You've got a real history women in
yellow legal pads, don't you? Why what else happened? You had?
Jared, you'reas burden the one that wrote you the letters? Here? Does
your parents ever this segue? Did your parents ever hide letters that you got
from women you found out later. Okay, So my sister was cleaning out,
check the story. He's like, that's way over fucking bearing. Check
this out. My parents used to yell when I would get calls in the
middle, like late at night grandparents. So we took over our grandparents' house
after my grandfather died. My father bought the house and took care of it,
renovated it. And my sister one day after dad died, was like
cleaning up downstairs, some old stuff, and she went into the in the
basement and she goes, what's this. He sees an envelope hiding in the
basement ceiling and she pulls it out. It's a love letter from my aunt
Linda to my uncle Joe before they got married. And it was still sealed,
like it wasn't opened. So does she give it to your grandma?
Grandma? My grandmother like didn't like her, saw the return address and hit
So my sister opens it up and then it was very innocent. It was
like it was like a time capsule. Don't forget to call me Friday.
Well, at six thirty I get I get the phone for an hour.
I was like very sweet, innocent. But my grandmother didn't like her hit
the and hit the letter, so my fought my my sister gave it to
my uncle and says, hey, I found this, it was sealed.
It's that's a cute family store. Yeah, and he got he got a
kick out him. Sure. I mean they had since been long divorced at
this point. I guess your grandmother. Yeah, it was right. God
damn, grandma new that's it. It's very very funny. All right,
we'll close down. Anybody big plans for the weekend. I got a probably
my last gig for a long time. Oh this is it? I think?
Is this is it? Where are you playing? May fourth? Tap
it at Scottsville, Rolock? If you guys want to come out to Fourth
be with you. This is it. I don't know where it's going to
go from here. Yeah, it's gonna be my last show hitting the road
bill? Is this sad? Is it a sad thing for you? You
know? I don't know. If it's center sweet, I could live with
it, but I mean it's it seems like it's one of those things where
I had bigger expectations for this. What do you call guys who are like
that, like a hoop earing version of guys. Guys in a band.
I'll tell you what it's like being married. Being in a band is like
being married to four dudes. There you go, all right, well that
another one. It's all left the cheating on him with other band. For
Kevin Muir, who had the great insight to uh call Laura and see if
she's a hoop chick because she is. Turns how she is and she'll be
in uh late next week. Yeah. For Dan who's got his final gig
and tap it on Saturday, May the fourth, be with you. I'm
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