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spread the word. We forgot the
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and Kevin says, I wouldn't have
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Danny die. Danny wouldn't have died. You would have killed him. I

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want fighting a heart attack. Taking
them. Sometimes I tell my wife about

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she goes, why do you Bill
call me? Instead? Like a good

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point? What do you mean?
Call her well? Because she's the boxer

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in the family? Is that what
they thinks house, she's the muscle in

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the Yeah, okay, she's the
bouncer, all right, I don't know.

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She's tough man, Yeah, a
low center of gravity, great hips,

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Yeah, punch Okay, how she
punched you? Playfully? Yes,

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playfully? But like sending a message? You know, what do you mean

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the message? What message was being
said that you would? I remember something

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to do with the dishes, Okay, I got it. I'm looking at

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some stuff today and I see this
well dressed, attractive woman up at the

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podium and the headline says she's being
charged with harassment. And I'm looking at

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this person. I go, there's
no way, there's no way. And

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then I noticed something giant hoop ear
rings. And I'm telling you, hoop

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earrings. There was always a saying
bigger to hoop. The bigger to hoe

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was always the saying, and I
go, I wonder like these I mean,

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these things were huge and I and
I started to think, I go,

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what do you think of a woman
that wears big hoop earrings? I

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need attention, I'm high maintenance.
Okay, all right. I just always

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thought I think they're more confident,
maybe have a lot more fun. But

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you don't see a whole lot of
baggage. You don't see you don't see

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a women in business or professionals like
person look like a professional, what the

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head like. But there's always that
was to tell. There's always a tell,

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Like I mean, I go,
you wind up with a woman that

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wears big hoop earrings, you're gonna
be dealing with an X who's trying to

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get back with her. Because the
hoop earring chick did things that this guide

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has never experienced with another human being. His mama would be so ashamed to

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know what went on, and he's
trying to and he's trying to get her

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back, and this is what you
got to deal with if you got the

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big hoop earing chick. That's just
my that's just my theory. She was

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a lumber Joel though she she's just
called the chainsaw okay, never trusted one

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one with the chainsaw. No,
And I'm thinking like a chick with big

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hoop earring. She knows how good
she is at shit. So like that

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kind of Stuff's about six months ago
there was this woman who had her Maserati

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suv stolen in Buffalo, or a
Lamborghini suv. I'm like, who has

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a Lamborghini suv? I didn't even
know they made those. And it was

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a Buffalo and it was getting stolen. She could hear it take it out

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of her. It was by Niagara
Falls, right, so the so of

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course the Buffalo News takes a picture
of her and she's posing in all these

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poses, right yeah, and she's
got her business suit on, but she's

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loving the attention like they're doing the
picture. Yes, yes, lawyer,

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I no, she owns. She
owned. I did a little research on

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her. She's a part owner of
one of those nutrition like programmed food places

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right where you like get like twenty
meals a week or to lose weight and

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the loaded with sodium. Not anybody
we've dealt with. This is not a

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Buffalo okay. And I'm like,
yeah, this chick is high. She's

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got red dyed hair, like not
natural red like Christina Hendrix. I'm talking

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like bozo red. Yeah, hi
mat okay, it's me look like a

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chick though that she would fight somebody
physically, yes, yes, yes,

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like if she thought someone nails on
her man, she would fight you physically.

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Oh yeah yeah, big hoop earrings. She used the B word alive.

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Yeah, like if if you if
see this is this is my town.

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I'm just saying. Not hoop earrings. Lovely fine big hoop earrings.

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And sometimes they are so big,
like they get snagged in things and it

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stretches out the piercing. Oh yeah, gauges, aren't theyre No no no,

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no, no no no no,
it's just it's just pulls like you

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might get a little tear. You
could fix the wear or it gets it

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gets snagged. I've seen my hoop
bearing. But yeah, you know what

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you go to Quitella, you get
that fixed. You could get that fixed.

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Yes, we do hoops, Yes, we do hoops. Yeah,

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right, hooper placements and that's where
you go. It's if someone accuses a

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woman who wears big hoop earrings of
her asking them and they deny it.

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I'm thinking that you got to do
deeper investigation into this because I'm just saying

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it. I yes, I think, look, uh TMZ had this and

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I couldn't see close enough, but
this is from TMZ. A bowling ball,

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literally bowling balls being thrown at a
bowling alley. Women women like,

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but you're not gonna go here's somebody, but they're lifting them over and throwing,

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and I go, somebody, he's
got some big hoop earrings on guarantee

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it guarantee I a soccer throwing.
Oh yeah, oh like a soccer throwing.

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Great description, that is exactly what
it is. And here's the thing.

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Any Jordan's teammates at Roberts, No, not Holy Bulls. I'm betting

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there's like, there's a lot of
hoop earings waiting. So you're gonna hear

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them scream, oh my god.
Some woman in the head with the oh

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yeah, lady gets a bowling ball
upside the head. Yes, Now here's

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my question, did you put it
through the hoop? For three? I'm

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thinking there's a lot of hoop earrings
in this fight. And I'm thinking that

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what would make someone so mad that
they're picking a bowling ball a soccer style

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and whipping them over their head.
Alcohol It could be alcohol. I'm wondering

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if this has to do with a
fight over a dude. Well, and

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then how much do you love me? Do you love me? Eight pound

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ball? Twelve pound ball, sixteen
pound ball? What kind of ball are

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you hurling? How much do you
fucking love me that you're gonna be hurling

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a ball? Or how much is
that woman egging on her man to throw

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a heavier ball? That's got It
was all chicks, It was all I

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think. Some guy tried to get
in there and they threatened to throw on

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at him, so he turned to
treat it because they're gonna stop. It

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was gonna be a good time.
And I don't care how strong, how

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how big you are man, when
when a woman or anybody's throwing a bowling

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ball, it's over. It don't
matter. The momentum will kill you.

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Well if you are someone if you
were with someone like this, like that

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that that had like a hairpin trigger, probably big hoop earing chick dead No,

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not dead, but uh even if
it like if you, how how

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could you what would you do?
Like? You can't even suggest anger management

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to this person. You they'll kill
you in your sleep. They'll kill you

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when your sleep. You want to
get a drink, but that might lead

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the worst. So I think,
I think of you. You gotta calm

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this person down somehow. How that's
the point. I don't know what I

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mean that. That's the thing.
Let's get a drink. I'm out.

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Would you breaking off? I just
rolled out. I'm out for the night.

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For the night. We'll see what
happens tomorrow, but I'm going home.

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You can't even like you'd be afraid
to break it off with this person,

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Oh, psycho, Well that's what
I mean. Yeah, that's Kerry

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Underwood story. Yes, I took
that ball through the side of his pretty

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little souped up truck from Victor christ
Or Dodge jeep. You know. But

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that's the thing, is like,
so if you're with somebody like that and

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you're afraid to do anything, you
just stuff it down, stuff it down,

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stuff it down, and then eventually
it explodes. You explode out of

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there. Yeah right, I mean
I was me for I did that for

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years, yelling and losing my mind
because you were just stuffed stuff down.

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Not not that I was getting anybody's
throwing bowling balls. That's not the case,

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but I'm just saying. And there
were no big hoop earrings either.

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It's just usually all restraining orders,
don't they somewhere Jesus, Just a normal

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saturnay in three one five though.
I'll just see the times at Wayne County.

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Yeah, if I ever get in
the calm, this week is about

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women who throw bowling balls. Well, but it would almost be like a

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great competition. Holy shit. I
couldn't believe this. And I'm thinking,

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like, I see this hoop earing
thing and it's I go, here's this

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person, well dressed, looks like
they are just professional and everything being accused

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of harassment. What the tael is
the size of the hoop ear I mean,

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these things were You're right, Kevin. They were like NBA style hooper

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equivalent of the Irish and the big
freaking yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah yeah. I forget what they
called that, but it was a

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yeah, I think it was a
Scottish thing, isn't it Scottish Irish?

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Yeah, something over there that they
would do. I'm sure they paid each

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other to what the Scottish and the
Irish. Oh yeah, I don't know,

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or maybe they just like that whatever
you stand your side, will stand.

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Everybody's fine, and once you start
drinking your you're fine. Yeah,

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no big deal. We love each
other. We're all one big, happy

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United Kingdom. That's what it is. I I just man, if you

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bloody well, I would love to
do like a study of big hoop earrings

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because I think that that not bigger
than hoop, bigger the whole. I'm

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thinking bigger the hoop, bigger the
problems, bigger the attitude, bigger,

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the drama on the nails everything.
You gotta go west Side for that or

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will you have that out here like
at a iron smoke. I don't know

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that you'd I it's an interesting thing. I haven't noticed it, really,

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I have not noticed big hoop earrings. I feel like Fairport Area is kind

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of like in the middle of it. Like you got three one five with

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some hoop. Yeah, you got
west Side with some hoop. What is

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the worst parts of Webster that could
have some hoopy? Maybe bleed again from

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ironic. Oh, I'll tell you
what, Webster. Yeah we wonder Webster

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Penfield, big hoop, big hoop
arey the pen web area, Yes,

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yes, pen web area off.
I'm pirate Boulevard I'm telling you that you've

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got some big hoop there. I
think Greece you got some. You can

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find. You got some hooping gates
too. Oh old old hoop though old

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hoop, old hoop hoop, they
call it old hoop. Eighties eighties eight

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eighties hoop is the best because there
are people that haven't left that decade.

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You can tell, yeah, that
was their first decade and they locked in.

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You'll see I'll see slashed Saturday night
of my show riding shot gun in

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an Iraq. But there is and
there's something you can tell by these people

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that you don't want to fuck with
them like they'll they'll they'll they don't care.

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They'll just say if it's on their
mind, it's on their lips,

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and they're gonna kick your ass.
They're gonna come at you. They they're

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not afraid. If it's a bowling
ball, they'll throw it. If it's

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a drink, if you leave a
shopping cart unattended, they will come after

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you. If you have ever had
that size, if you've ever had a

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drink thrown in your face. Oops, I'm thinking it's a big hoop earing

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chick. You can see that that
is a hoop earing chick. Yeah,

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that happen. I have had a
drink. No, I have not had

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a drink thrown in my face.
I have had a person pretend to trip

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and dump a drink down my front
pretend. Yeah, I think it was.

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It was college. She was young, I was I don't know,

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I didn't know if we were dating
or not. So I took some other

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girl to the this formal at Fisher
and she tripped and on my I had

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a tuxedo on, and she was
drinking cranberry and vodka, and it came

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all the cranberry all down the front, and my date didn't even look at

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me, just handed me and half
like this. But that there was no

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way it was a flat floor.
There was. It was perfectly orchestrated.

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Like you couldn't have done it better
unless you aimed to get over my Like

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if you literally chip tripped, that
would have you would have thrown it.

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This and not a hoop eering chick
though. Was it a jealous chick because

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you were with somebody else? Yeah, I think that's why. I think

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I think that was I think that
was the move. But hey, if

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you had to drink, throw chill
May eighteenth come on to Greg's birthday party

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and smoke. You could be the
first to throw a drink in Bill Moran's

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face. Thank you. That's what
I leave, what I wanted. Never

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shared, I've never had I've never
had a drink. I ever have a

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drink thrown in your face? No, not yet. Ever have a big

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hoop chick, big hoop earing chick. You know I had medium hoop eering

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chick and a fucking ton of drama
with that broad I've never had a hoop

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hoop chick. No, no,
no, that wore hoop hoop earrings.

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Who bearings are nice, There's nothing
wrong with them. I'm just saying the

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big ones are an indication of trouble. When they're the size of a symbol.

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You gotta try. You got a
problem. Dance some silver c They're

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all the little dangly feathers. They
might be any any hoop chick. Do

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you know any of guys who had
hoop chick that same drive? Okay?

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Do you dream catcher earrings? Count
dream catcher ears? He sew they sell

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at the restaurant, right, they
sell those at the restaurant. Now,

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maybe maybe these women you know where
they stand? The hoop Earring chick.

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It's all out there, you know, you know, you know what to

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say, not to say, when, when to step in, not to

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step in, let her fight her
own battles. It kind of it's almost

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like you got it. The labels
out there, washing CARRR is right on

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the im. How to handle this
product is right there, spots. It's

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the other stuff where you stuff it
down. That's why I go, if

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I ever get into a relationship,
I'll be amazing because I'll listen, i

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won't let things fester. I'll deal
straight. It'll be great because those hoops

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come with a warning. But I
just say this, the thought of it

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is just exhausting to me, so
I'd rather not. You know, I've

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never really paid attention. I'm gonna
start paying more attention than pay attention to

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hoops. I'm telling you, the
hoop earring, the larger the hoop.

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I'm not saying small hoops. The
larger hoop, the hoop that you kind

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of go, wow, that's big, you go, And that's a whole

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lot of baggage. What about like
sister hoop, you mean sister hoop,

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black Lady hoop. That's a lot
of baggage. Same things, so hoops

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of hoop. It doesn't discriminate hoops. Hoop. Hoop is a hoop?

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You ever watched The Real Housewives of
anything? Hoop? Ear hoops? Hoop

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hoops. What I'm saying look out
for the hoop. I'm just telling you

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if you go out this weekend,
if you're single and you're going out this

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weekend, hoop, be careful from
downtown, be careful. Just say it.

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Get out. A lot of drama, a lot of getting greens.

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Don't getting get out. Once you're
in your trapped, you know what that

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hoop is. It's like a black
hole. You're sucked in, can't get

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out for a while, and if
you do get out, it's coming back

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around to get you. It's gonna
come back around. She stalks. Those

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are the chicks that like, who's
this? I see so and so left

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to comment on your Facebook page?
Who is it that? Chicks? Who

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are we dating the same guy?
With hoop chicks? Are are we dating

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the same guy? I guarantee hoop
chick? And they may try to hide

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because they're going to get a smaller
hoop as they get a little bit older.

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Try to conservative down. You think
you think our Sunday Guests. Is

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a hoop, just be a hoop
girl, just a hoop. No,

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I don't, and I'll tell you
why. I'm gonna say something here,

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and if you're a listener of the
podcast, you'll be able to figure it

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out. I don't think that person
is because they deal pretty. They're pretty

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even keeled and straight forward with everything. However, they had a friend they

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would bring in here, and that
friend hoop chick. Oh yeah, ohop

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chickopter, Oh yeah, how fuck
Yeah, she's she is the best of

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Yes, she was the east Side
Hooper, east side hooper, and I

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guarantee that she's Russell Westbrook. In
that collection, there were hoops just saying

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fellas. And if you think I'm
wrong, that's fine. We got a

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phone number. It's five A five
two six eighty eight sixty six. You

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can leave your opinion there. Yes, text me. Come to think people.

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We got Facebook, we got social
media. I'll answer you if you

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can tell me I'm wrong. I
think I did date. I'm the same

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fellas are women. I think I
think data woman post hoop post hoop.

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Okay, you warned me about her. She was the chick that dated Eddie

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Murphy. Wants. She's ten years
old than I was, remember, and

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if I if I like, if
somebody from Facebook like friend requested me or

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left the car, who's this right? Like she works on radio? Yeah

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does she? What? What station? And she get all weird? Now

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you were the one told me,
Danny don't want to run? Are you

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and run? Now? I'm trying
to think there is a woman. I

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know that hoop not a lot of
drama, not a lot of not a

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lot of drama that I know of, But I think, uh nah likes

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to have some fun. So there
there could there the potential is there for

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serious joba if that makes sense?
Yeah, I can see that. Like

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the person themselves pretty cool, easy
going, easy add milk, yeah,

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right right, right right, Yeah, I think you could get some drama

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there. Yeah, feed after midges. It's a theory. Hey, look

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it's issues, just the theory.
And as I saw this lovely person standing

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in a podium and they had public
officials behind them, and they're talking and

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then it says this person accused of
harassing somebody on the committee, like and

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they're going threatening violence, and then
I go, I can't, oh the

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big hoop. The big hoop is
someone it's usually also someone who like somehow

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was born without money and then came
into money is a big hoop. Yeah,

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nouvaus is right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's off or wants

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to come into money. I got
you, you understand what I'm saying.

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Like, it's never someone who is
like kind of taught how to use this

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stuff, how to behave in a
certain way. Even if they are crazy,

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they could disguise it. Like my
ex wife was the type of crazy.

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She could disguise it. She was
well mannered until you know, the

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wrong time. But this chick sounds
like somebody who like it's nouveau reche is

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old hoop always a Karen too.
Uh No, I think there's varieties of

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Karen that aren't big hoop. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think

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Karens are necessarily hooped. They're usually
sostagi Karens. They're just usually all the

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time Karen, these hoop These hoop
chicks are cool until until shit's not going

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their way. They want and their
attention seeking, they need the attention.

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They like to be the object to
the attention. The bigger the hoop,

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the bigger the problem. And and
they're confidence that's why they wear the big

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hoops, because they got confidence,
and they'll get in your fucking face and

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tell you the whole bowling balls at
you. They don't care what happened.

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Then there was another woman I dated
that you know, we worked with her,

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and I don't remember if she wore
a ton of hoop or not.

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She had hoops. I know who
it is. Yeah, she had because

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she always had to be the loudest
person in the room. She always needed

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to get validation or credit. She
always had to like like what about me?

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What about me? And which There's
another thing the hoop chick does makes

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you feel fucking crazy? Yes,
well the gaslight. Yes, that's right.

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They're gas lads. You know what
I'm talking about, right, No,

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exactly what you're talking about. I
was about to say the person's name,

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but I won't do that. I
don't do that. But I haven't

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talked to her years, Okay,
but yeah, yeah, oh yeah,

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come and think of it. Yes, she was a hoop chick. Yeah.

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Uh. There was an accident today
because of a beat. I heard

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about it your Instagram. Yeah I
was it you though? No? Okay,

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no, someone did think it was
me. I didn't. Well,

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you got close enough to take the
picture. No, I took it off,

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okay with somebody else. Yeah,
somebody else had the photo when I

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just for a second I felt bad
for karm No Grex want of cams,

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cards, the work. He won't
be here. We will be doing a

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show themselves. But when is a
bee ruined your day? We're getting into

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that season. Wait till you hear
some of the stories that came in via

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social media. We will get to
that next. But first ETB would fire

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pizza and grill on the mall like
grease rige Ah. Here comes to weekend,

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and what a weekend we got.
You got the derby on Saturday over

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fifty TVs a bTB. Not a
bad seat in the house. Why not

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don't go over there? Get yourself
the spicy tomatillo salsa with chips. That's

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a nice shareable right. You gotta
be careful, though, because if your

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horse starts winning in the derby,
you might slam your hand down and you

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don't want that sausa all over your
place. Yeah, you just just be

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careful, That's all I'd ask.
Just be careful, be respectful of the

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other people that are there, or
get yourself the turkey and pair panini.

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How good does this sound? Turkey
pears with cheddar cheese and chipotle aoli served

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with fries, or you can ask
for their chips. The chips at bTB

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are second to none. And then
of course Sunday is Sinkle to Mio baby.

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And look when Matt Reese is in
charge, it's always a party,

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That's all I'm telling you. Get
over there and get yourself a Sinkle to

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Mule, silver tequila, simple syrup, lime juice, strawberry puree and mint.

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It's delicious. It's bTB, wood
Fire Pizza and Grille in the mall

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with a B in this this whole
video, This song took out a life

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of itself just based on the video
itself. Melon really had nothing else.

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No, the beginning of that was
Danny hitting his plateau. No hear heat

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on a bush and then will go
bought the bus because he odda that and

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tour did it. True story.
Danny told us that he hit a plateau.

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I had a weight loss plateau ladies
and gentlemen and Billy and yeah you

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wish Billy and Kevin Chuck Chuck.
Uh. Danny scale everyone he goes,

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I see both of us are not
moving. I like your French interpretation of

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his the plates Uh. We were
talking about women with big hoop ear rings

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being a problem, and uh,
and uh, Kim writes on Facebook,

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Yeah, hoop chicks will beat your
ass, right. Yeah, leave it

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to a woman named Kim to say
that. No, I believe I could

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see a woman named Kim like you
have your Karen's. I could totally see

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the Kim's coming out and saying,
oh, yeah, the hoosters, I

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think that's up. Yeah, And
then uh, what if Anny write,

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uh, big hoops match the nipples. The bigger the nipple, the more

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drama, the bigger the drama.
The bigger the nipple, the bigger the

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drama. In college, there was
a girl that this is terrible, this

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is terrible. But my buddy who
lived across the hall from me, had

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hooked up with this chick. And
then he goes and he told his manner

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huge, and so we called her
launch pad. Like literally, I don't

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know this woman's name, but if
I saw her today, I may go,

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oh my god, it's launch Pad. I I had no idea what

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her name was. Called her launch
pad nipples. Yeah, only sixteen more

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shopping weeks until the alumni weekend,
Fisher, I, uh no, No,

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But there was one he hooked up
with that was definitely a hoop chick.

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We did. A friend of ours
had texted into to uh us privately

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said, I've never paid attention enough
to appreciate a woman wearing hoop earrings.

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But we were speculating if he's had
a hoop earring chick in his life,

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and we think we recently, we
think there may there may be one.

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Now Kevin suggested that somebody who's been
on the podcast may be a hoop person.

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Yeah, and I would have to
say I agree with that, and

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uh, let me just see.
I'm going to try to call this person

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and we'll find out. Oh man, I hope I'm calling the right person.

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Well, you'll find out she's a
hoopster or not based on the answer.

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I hope, were you hooping?
Guys? Oh good, I did

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have the right number. Hey,
Laura, Hey, meeting your phone?

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No, I don't ever in the
ship meeting my phone. That's terrible.

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So we're having a conversation that I
say that the bigger the hoop, the

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bigger the hoop earing, the bigger
the drama big Well, I know,

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bigger the hoop, bigger the whore. I'm saying bigger the drama. There's

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a lot, there's a lot that
goes with hoop earing chicks, and we

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think that one of the biggest hoop
earing sections of our area is Webster.

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Oh my god, no, okay, oh my god. You got friends

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and I'll name a few that I
guarantee you bis, you guarantee it,

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and I know them, and the
drama is off the fucking charts. I

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would say I would agree with the
bigger the hoop, the bigger the drama.

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Yes, I'm thinking I'm not even
sure if it's the bigger the drama,

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but I would say, like more
spicy, and I'm thinking like West

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Side for that, Okay, but
spicy, like they'll they'll fight, right

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they're getting fights? Yeah, right
they I mean if they're if there's a

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fight at a bowling alley like on
TMZ and they're throwing sixteen pounds bowling balls

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like soccer balls over their head with
a soccer throw. Somebody's got hoops hoop

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earrings on, somebody's got fucking and
another girl is going to rip out those

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Okay, Yes, fine, I
don't know. I want to know how

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many know? How many I have
a ton of hoops? None of them

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are too big. No, no, none of them are too big.

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You know what. Hang on a
second. You can't judge that multiple you

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cannot judge that. You cannot judge
that because I think that you have different

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size hoops. I think you do. Yes, I think so, and

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I think yes. I got a
feeling there's gonna be some coming in at

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some point. Let me here's here's
my new statement. She wears hoops,

402
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she wants you jumping through a few, be careful. I think I would

403
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,400
say, if you want the drama, you look for the girls with the

404
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,359
fancy nails on the east side.
If you want the drama, the fancy

405
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,240
nails. What no, no,
no, no, hang on, hang

406
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:25,519
on, hang out Now my style, well, I like the quiet elegance.

407
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:30,480
I like, all right when you
say fancy Cadillac, fancy what her

408
00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:34,680
fancy news? So the longer tip? Oh how about the ones that come

409
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:40,480
to a real point. Oh the
points are the squares and they sit there

410
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,000
and clack them. Yeah, that
girl has the drama. Yeah, okay,

411
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:48,000
all right, But she also used
to wear hoop earrings too. You

412
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,720
gotta admit she used to wear hoop
eering. But now we just let let

413
00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:53,440
the west siders wearing the big coats. What about the toes though, when

414
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,079
they have the white stripe on the
tip of the toe's I'll tell you what

415
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:02,079
that's out the toe? Who does
does that count anything? The French manicures

416
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,359
out, that's a niescause time out. So I saw as your gay friend

417
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:14,759
buddy of mine, right, that's
the k guy. Am I right that

418
00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:19,839
the French tip ships out? Different
tips are gone? Yeah? Because gone?

419
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,640
Okay, well, Kate, So
here's the question. My buddy just

420
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,079
went on a date, actually went
to Vegas with this girl, and I

421
00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:30,920
saw the picture of her and she's
cute, but she's like twenty two and

422
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,160
she's got the little white lines on
the tips of her toes and I don't

423
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,599
know what that is, but it's
a French tip. Okay, Well,

424
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:42,960
the French show Danny, Danny is
a Neanderthal and he can't describe what a

425
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:49,680
woman's toes like. She's got French
tip nails, she's got the very odd

426
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,680
well, but she's young, so
maybe it's coming back, Laura. Maybe

427
00:29:52,720 --> 00:30:00,839
you don't know you are old.
Maybe you don't. We should find we

428
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:06,400
should talk to her new man.
Yeah, okay, we should find her

429
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,880
new man and find out how much
drama there is with Laura, because the

430
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,519
bigger the hoop, the bigger the
drama. I'm just saying, is this

431
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:26,240
what is that you get the press
on observation. I'm not saying one way

432
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:29,039
or another, my buddy went on
a date or we went to Vegas with

433
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,839
a girl who's got this feet.
All right, I'm just thank you Laura

434
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,759
for confirming of the pictures. Oh
my gosh, you know what, that's

435
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:42,720
a great question. Yeah, you're
going to you gotta wear hoops. Well,

436
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,960
yeah, that's true, and even
there, I don't mind it as

437
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:49,839
much. I just would say that
there's drama, or if there's not drama,

438
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,319
that's out in the open, there's
sneaky drama Vegas, steamy drama.

439
00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:59,720
She's cheating, she's something. There's
sneaky drama. She's low key. But

440
00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:04,519
there's you know what a quarter a
quarter like the hoop, the size of

441
00:31:04,559 --> 00:31:11,519
a quarter with that like the small
hoops, not with those tids hanging out

442
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:15,519
that. I think that's you're looking
at the tents, huh. I think,

443
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:21,200
yeah, her, she's got more
cleavage there than the fucking Grand Canyon.

444
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:25,200
Danny, I think Jesus Christ Jesus, she's a hooper. Yeah,

445
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:33,079
that's with a small hoop, French
toad or French manicured toad and her boobs

446
00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:38,200
out. Yeah, this chick time
traveled. She's from from nineteen ninety four,

447
00:31:38,599 --> 00:31:45,839
West Side, nineteen ninety four.
No, she's from Buffalo. No,

448
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,640
you know what. No, actually
she's from Long Island. She goes

449
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,359
to school in buff Oh, there
you go. I'll tell you what you

450
00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:55,240
know where the hoop capital is Long
Island, Buddy, I knew girls when

451
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:59,559
I uh Maris College. I dated
a girl from that. They were all

452
00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:04,319
hooper I mean and hoop and drama
and nails, the whole thing in the

453
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,359
nineties. Yeah, if you go
out late at night when girls are wearing

454
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:13,119
their hoops, like, you could
definitely tell like either she's into drama,

455
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,400
she wants to get laid or I
don't know, she's gonna fight someone if

456
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,000
she's wearing big hoop. So behind
door number one, door number two or

457
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,880
door number three. Right, now, here's the thing. How about how

458
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:35,200
about high hoop okay hoops, high
heels and like tight leather pants. Ah,

459
00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:37,960
now, the thing would because if
you feel like you described like what

460
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:44,400
those east like when they go out. I just described I just described every

461
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,599
one of your fucking friends that go
out. That's what I did. You

462
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,759
know I did. If we girls
are going out for a night, yeah,

463
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:57,480
that is what wearing. And then
I'll tell you what one of them

464
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:00,400
are hoping to get that high heel
stuck in that hoop like or on that

465
00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:04,880
night they're gonna be in such a
position. Come on, Danny, you

466
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:13,119
know what I'm saying. You know
I'm right, Why justification? Let Dandy

467
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:19,480
handle that one? Weight losses Plateau, Laura, Danny Platau, Danny,

468
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,680
are you still doing sugar free?
Yeah? Twenty four days? Oh my

469
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:28,160
god, what I can't believe you. It's impressive. It's impressive. Sound

470
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
impressed. Kevin wanted us to call. I just want to no, no

471
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:32,279
home on, hold on, don't
get upset with me for saying this.

472
00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:36,359
But Kevin said, I have a
feeling. I just said. I just

473
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,640
turned out that I bet she was
a hooker, and I said, let's

474
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:40,400
let's call her and find out.
Because the more I thought about it,

475
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:45,279
Laura, the more I laughed.
But Laura would be I would say medium

476
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:47,200
sized hoop because there's medium drama.
But it's low key, and then it

477
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:51,880
can get deep. The drama can
get like still waters run deep. That

478
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,880
drama is deep. I am like
not a drama person, but if I

479
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,799
would, I would get every single
round up her spicy. What would the

480
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:08,079
spicy, feisty feisty, I will
get bowling ball. Yeah, I think

481
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:12,119
Laura would. Yeah, I think
Laura. I think swinging the action.

482
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:19,480
Yeah, if you saw someone hitting
on your new man, Oh that's fine,

483
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,480
someone hit on him at the gallow
that I was just at. She's

484
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:30,800
still not fully sold in this new
guy. You can tell sure, am

485
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,840
I wrong? I don't know.
I'm not answering that question. We had

486
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:42,599
the conversation took four attempts to get
the fish. I don't give a ship.

487
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:45,840
Yeah, I'll be over here drink. Unless it's a quiet confidence,

488
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,199
I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what this is. I'll tell you

489
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,679
what did you just say? I
have quiet confidence? Unless you have a

490
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,519
quiet confidence, or you don't take
him guy. And that's how I am.

491
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:57,280
That's how I am. I'm like, if somebody don't give her a

492
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,639
fucking out, daddy, you gave
her an at that's bullshit, one hundred

493
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:02,880
percent out. Kevin I'm back with
you. I'm in your camp, Kevin,

494
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,559
and I'm gonna tell you why I'm
here. Here's the other thing.

495
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,440
Laura has basically admitted on this podcast
that she is a freak, and in

496
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:21,519
this way, Laura would ask Laura
would Laura would actually be turned on by

497
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:28,280
someone hitting on her old man,
yes, turn on and a female hold,

498
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:31,119
no, she doesn't want to watch
it. It just makes him more

499
00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:37,000
desirable. Now here's the other thing, though, I think Laura has basically

500
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:40,400
come up to saying that she wouldn't
swing if she was in a monogamous relationship,

501
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,239
but if she were single and swingers
invited her in, She's fucking running

502
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,719
through every door and she's diving through
all the hoops. She's diving through all

503
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:57,000
the hoops. Am I wrong?
So the effort last week when I was

504
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,280
on and we were like talking about
OnlyFans, I came home. I was

505
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:05,440
like, Yeah, you want to
do an oly fant? It really?

506
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,639
And she said no because she's not
sold. Have you done it? You've

507
00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:10,119
done an only fan? She did, She's not an only fans. No,

508
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,679
I know. I did not.
No, I did not. But

509
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,360
he was on board with that stuff. You have to you have to tag

510
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:22,199
everybody in those videos, you know, Laura. All right, Okay,

511
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,039
I want before Laura answers this question, I want everybody, everybody to guess,

512
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,320
everybody to guess. I won't put
the number. It's just over under.

513
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:42,599
The number is three over under homemade
porn on Laura's phone. I'm gonna

514
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:45,719
say. I'm gonna say under under. By the way, you have to

515
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,840
when you do it over under,
you have to have a half. Okay,

516
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:51,159
so we'll say two and a half. Okay, I'll say under under

517
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,480
under two and a half, under
two and a half. I'm gonna go

518
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:58,400
under two and a half, but
I'm gonna go over forty five and a

519
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,039
half. Dong shots, okay,
alright, all right, all right,

520
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,599
I'm going to say over two and
a half, Laura, how many homemade

521
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:07,400
porns have been on your phone?
They may not stay on your phone,

522
00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:10,920
but have been on that phone over
two and a half or undertuning Greg Connors

523
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:17,480
also says over did he say over? Okay? All right? All right,

524
00:37:17,639 --> 00:37:22,639
okay, are we talking with different
people? Oh? It doesn't matter,

525
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,239
what do you mean? People?
Definitely? Over? Definitely wow over

526
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,119
ten and a half? Phone yew
because I'll tell you what. No no,

527
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,000
no, no, no no no
no no no no no, yes.

528
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,519
This is the hoop chick. This
is the hoop chick right here.

529
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:43,239
Confident to go, she wants and
she jumps to the hoops. Now magazine

530
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,440
has a whole thing on how to
do your how to make homemade porn,

531
00:37:47,639 --> 00:37:51,400
and the number one thing they say
is deleted. Have you deleted it?

532
00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:55,639
They're all deleted? Yeah? How
there we win because it's under now.

533
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:59,920
I just said on the phone,
we win. No no, no,

534
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,880
no no, I said, how
many have been on that phone? I

535
00:38:02,039 --> 00:38:06,079
hear the on that phone. I
did say on that phone. I just

536
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:07,719
heard I did say on that phone
on that phone, on that phone at

537
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:14,320
any point because I figured delete only
delete was there. It's it's funny because

538
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:20,280
I don't know why. This is
very strange that Laura's on because I did.

539
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,719
I wasn't planning this, but it
does. I have this thing right

540
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:28,079
here. Uh. You already know
that the best sex this is from Glamour

541
00:38:28,159 --> 00:38:30,559
is when you get into the moment. If you're self conscious about your body,

542
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:34,960
your facial expressions, the camera will
pick that up. Focus on how

543
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,280
you're feeling in the moment. And
less on what you look like. Trust

544
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,039
me, your old face is going
to look better if you're not trying to

545
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:45,320
turn it into a flat line.
That's what they say. And they talk

546
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,920
about a mooting. Don't be a
boring person, really moan and really let

547
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,960
it out. When if you're going
to make a sex tape now for equal

548
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,280
opportunity. Yeah, how many have
you had on your phone? Ever?

549
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,840
None? You've never had one.
And I've never made a sex tape ever.

550
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,960
I haven't had a sex tape.
Well, actually I did in high

551
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,920
school. That was really bad?
What the fuck? Wait a second time

552
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:15,039
out? Hang on, not a
sex tape but homemade porn, but that

553
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:21,360
you made on your phone, is
what I'm saying. But not like okay,

554
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:28,519
not full penetration, more like sex
acts. We're not governed by okay,

555
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,719
so what are the sex acts?
Oral? Okay, that that's porn.

556
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,840
That's a point. That that counts
exactly. But hs wait, dancing

557
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,880
stuck in high school? You made
a sex tape? Real, real?

558
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:50,360
Oh my god, I lovet my
high school boyfriend videotape. This is amazing.

559
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,599
Where were the hoop chicks, Dandy? Where were the hoop chicks when

560
00:39:52,639 --> 00:40:00,519
I was around pine planes tell you
yeah, well, yeah, the place.

561
00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:07,280
I told you that the football player
last year if he wanted videotape,

562
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:21,000
and I said no too. Earl
touched me. I hoped the guy.

563
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,559
I hoped the guy, and I
got six thousand roses. I can't complain.

564
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:29,599
No, you can't complain. It's
so hugoped. That's it that he

565
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,960
wanted to jump through those hits.
I wonder if I was wearing hoops that

566
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:36,400
night. I don't know. That's
very interesting, all right, Well,

567
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,119
I, uh, we've learned a
lot about you tonight, Laura, and

568
00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:42,679
I had no intention of doing that
whatsoever. It was simply that the hoop

569
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,440
thing came up. Kevin said to
me, I think Laura's a hoop chick,

570
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:51,639
and I went, you know what, let's find out. Let's find

571
00:40:51,679 --> 00:40:57,760
out. I'll I'm trying to think
of I want to name people so badly

572
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:04,199
that you are famil that you're finish
initials, initials. I don't know if

573
00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:08,199
I know their initials. Well,
give me their first initial Uh. I

574
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:15,920
think it's l That would be her. No, not no, I think

575
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:21,480
the person I saw you with when
at iron Smoke one night at a private

576
00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:25,719
party. Yeah, hoop check all
day, hoop check, hoop check.

577
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,960
Okay, yeah, place the drama. Oh yeah, lives for it.

578
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:38,480
How about the woman who you came
to Stephanie's party with? Oh my god,

579
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:46,199
in a hoop you can hula,
you can chet. Okay. I'm

580
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:50,960
so glad that I just added.
I don't know this all started, Laura,

581
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,719
because I saw a person who looked
very professional, very professional, beautifully

582
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:59,880
dressed, well put together, standing
at a podium. And there's a headline

583
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,280
and the newts that says, this
person is being accused of harassment and threatening

584
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,079
somebody else on some committee. And
I went, that doesn't Oh my god,

585
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,559
she had big hoop earrings. I
go, there it is. There's

586
00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:16,559
the tell, there's the test.
That's it. Yeah. Well women are

587
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:21,480
women are nasty to each other too, Yeah they are. Yeah, the

588
00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:27,440
girls will always scroll over the girls
every time I watched that porn once.

589
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,320
All right, well, Laura,
just DVD or stream or phone Laura,

590
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,960
where is the sex tape now?
And don't let your kids find it?

591
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:39,400
Phone made? Oh my god,
it is on my high school boyfriend's home

592
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:45,719
video camera. It's out there.
It's a legacy box somewhere. It's out

593
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:52,719
there. You got this legacy box
Ken Kevin, You're gonna find it all?

594
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,679
You know? I am not?
No. Do you want to know

595
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,000
what? Because I want to watch
it? You want to embarrass her?

596
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,760
What? I ran into his brother, You're years later and he was like,

597
00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:07,199
yo, Adam showed me the video. Oh we'll get our cracked Monday

598
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:13,440
staff on it. Oh my god, you're kidding me. Nope? Wow?

599
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,960
And what did he say? And
then what did you say to that?

600
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,880
What do you say to that?
I was like, I don't even

601
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,480
want to know. I don't want
to know. I ended up having a

602
00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:25,800
restraining ruder against this guy. So
you did, and you pulled the video

603
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:34,840
evidence exhibit X. Wow, you
know you're you're sixty nine? This guy

604
00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:42,199
was uh the number? Let greg? They did they funnier for the moment

605
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,440
would have yes, yet you know
X marks the spot. Oh yeah,

606
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:52,280
I get that, the very treasure. This is what used to happen on

607
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,360
the old dat. He would just
throw up his hands. He started waving

608
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,800
a white fucking you guys were we
gotta Uh, Laura, what a freaking

609
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:08,079
I I what a stumble we had
tonight? That's just great? I think

610
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:10,119
she said, neither this Monday or
next Monk. I just text her.

611
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:15,800
I forgot wonderful this Monday Monday,
I had Kevin, I told you I

612
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:21,960
was available tonight. Oh did you
yes? And I said, I said,

613
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,480
I made out town because I was
going to go to a conference.

614
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:28,079
And that's my fas. Okay,
I'm now having girls night with my best

615
00:44:28,519 --> 00:44:35,480
a bit. Any hoops are they
there? And Renee is a big hoop

616
00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:40,880
chick. Renee is not a hoop
chick at all like Son. She doesn't

617
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,559
like the drama. Laura, let
me ask you this because we have a

618
00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:49,480
big guest coming in a reunion of
sorts uh next week. And Stephanie Hyde

619
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,119
hoop chick? Do you think he's
a hoops She thinks she's a hoopster.

620
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,960
I love her. That was the
question I got. I've got Stephanie wore

621
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,519
hoops back in the day. But
now now she's Yeah, I don't think

622
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:07,559
she's growing out of the hoop face. Yeah. Now now she's just got

623
00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:12,599
to do what she's gonna wear,
whatever video she's making, whatever aesthetic,

624
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:20,079
whatever aesthetic for the video she's making. Yeah, get your head, yes,

625
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:25,840
not of video any right, Laura. It's been a pleasure enjoy your

626
00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:30,840
bye bye bye. You proved it, right, Kevin, that's so good.

627
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:36,000
She's a hoop. She had a
sex tape. This is amazing,

628
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,719
this is incredible. It's all right. There multiple multiple sex tapes. Well

629
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,519
on her phone. Yeah, she
said no, no, but I still

630
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:50,239
say that counts. I feel like
if we were in the times we are

631
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,400
now, back when you were younger, yes, before maybe marriage, Yes,

632
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:59,760
you would have had multiple well,
yeah, you would add ahead,

633
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:06,679
like I was so close when I
took a photography class in the community college.

634
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,199
I was so close to getting this
chick so close. She was naked

635
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:15,320
and I was trying to snap pick
it didn't She's like, yeah, and

636
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,000
I don't know whatever happened to that
film somewhere somewhere. I don't know.

637
00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:22,119
Would you ever been a guy in
the art class that comes in and pos

638
00:46:22,159 --> 00:46:24,599
his neck in for to dry?
Mm, I don't know you have that

639
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:29,199
confidence that you would. I don't
know that I had that confidence back then.

640
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,599
I think today I would go in
and do it, but I don't

641
00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:34,719
know if I could have back then. I don't know. I did other

642
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,440
things, like you know, if
I could have stood with my back as

643
00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:44,800
I'm not sure I don't know.
That's it's interesting. I I yeah,

644
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:46,199
I don't know. I'm not sure. All right, we'll take a moment.

645
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,840
Uh. We wanted to talk about
a bee caused a crash. Yeah,

646
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,000
and then I got this really funny
story from a guy I went to

647
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,920
college with. He wrote it on
my Facebook page regarding a bee. You'll

648
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,719
love this. We'll get to a
next but first, Cobblestone on Maine at

649
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,360
one on nine West Main Street in
the village of Webster. You know,

650
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,039
as the weather gets nicer, you
can sit on in their patio right along

651
00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:10,239
the sidewalk. Oh, it's fantastic. Have a Kraft cocktail, get a

652
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,719
little sunshine, should get in craft
cocktail, some vitamin D. Yeah,

653
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,480
that's just courtesy of the patio.
And then you can have something like their

654
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:25,599
shrimp tacos crispy handbreaded shrimp, shaved
lettuce Piko the gio and bistro sauce delicious.

655
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,679
And you can follow that up with
something like the salmon blt You were

656
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:31,360
not gonna go wrong. You're gonna
love the menu. You can even check

657
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:37,360
it out at Cobblestone on Maine dot
com and then go taste it at one

658
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,039
o nine West Main Street in the
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659
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660
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661
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662
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663
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664
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665
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666
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667
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668
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669
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670
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671
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672
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673
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674
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Eas Trochester. Jimmy Z's Plates and
Shakes. We're really inching closer and closer

675
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at a time. Get on platesinshakes dot

676
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677
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bring out the food truck to your
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678
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well at platesanshakes dot com. Sure, Jimmy Z's has evolved in twenty twenty

679
00:49:04,119 --> 00:49:06,880
four, but the Plates and Shakes
is still there and they're still bringing out

680
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,239
the food truck and the food is
just as delicious as it always was.

681
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:14,559
You can have them show up with
the food truck after your wedding reception so

682
00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:16,440
people can have a little treatise they
head out the door. Wouldn't that be

683
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:22,039
fantastic? You can find out all
that information, including how to reserve the

684
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:24,599
restaurant. Yeah, rent it out, have a meeting there. How fun

685
00:49:24,639 --> 00:49:43,400
would that be? Jimmy Z's Plates
and Shakes at Plates Andshakes dot com,

686
00:49:43,679 --> 00:50:02,559
talk about a foot chick jack that's
inside baseball right there. I gotta go

687
00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:07,800
see these guys there eight still out
there. They're still doing it. That's

688
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:15,559
the thing. Does he my mom
saw them in their prime? Their mom?

689
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, when was their prime?
Then? Wait? Do you think

690
00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:22,679
Danny's hoop but his mom was a
hoop chick? Definitely not. At some

691
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:28,079
point. No, at some point, Dan, do you know what was

692
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:30,039
your mom? Yeah, let me
tell you something. I bet my mom

693
00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:32,840
I had a little hoop in her. No, no way can he conceived

694
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:37,320
In the restaurant the Stone Show,
my mother went and saw the port of

695
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,440
body makes worse than mid seventies.
She saw the st Yeah, that'd be

696
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,159
that's pretty good. That's pretty good
time. Yeah, like seventy eight.

697
00:50:45,199 --> 00:50:52,800
I think that's beautiful. That's right. Uh a portion of Elmwood. I

698
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:59,679
saw an accident. Accident. Guy
drove into a telephone pole today, really

699
00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:02,360
up the whole front end of his
car and blamed it on a bee.

700
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,599
And I can under Chris Farley defense. Yeah, the Tommy Boy defense,

701
00:51:07,639 --> 00:51:19,000
I should say, I can,
uh why it's the bees? Hello yeah,

702
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:28,519
Hello, Hello, Hello, I
think it was a butt. Is

703
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:32,880
your car extended warranty? Center?
Driler should use the b excuse, son

704
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,920
of a bitch, you could have
done it now. My old man once

705
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,599
got stung on the tongue like a
bee fluid while he was driving, and

706
00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:45,159
his tongue started to swell up.
So he pulled it out and then and

707
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:50,119
pulled into the uh Town pharmacy.
And the guy knew exactly what to do.

708
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:57,079
Epipendum or did he give him bend
be but two shots? But it's

709
00:51:57,079 --> 00:52:00,519
like right between the eyes. It's
it's right, I mean that, And

710
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:04,039
you could see where somebody if you're
swerving because a bee's coming at your or

711
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,679
it's angry, it'll freak you out. My wife is petrified of bees,

712
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,960
allergic at all. I don't know
she's allergic, but she's scared. She's

713
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,239
got a bee tattoo on her wrist
to try to like remind her to face

714
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,159
her fears. It hasn't worked.
Stand away be this is my people.

715
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:25,119
That's why she married Danny fa next
step in her therapy. So there's one

716
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:30,639
time during the pandemic, it was
early summer and we got some pizzas and

717
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:35,480
decided to go and have a little
you know, like picnic at picnic table

718
00:52:35,519 --> 00:52:38,880
in Irondoquoit by durand Eastman, And
all of a sudden we're like, oh,

719
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,880
here's a table. There's here's a
picnic table. There's a lot of

720
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,559
people out there, and we're like, why is this table empty? It's

721
00:52:45,639 --> 00:52:47,920
kind of odd because everybody else is
packed. And there was a bee hive

722
00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:51,880
underneath it and we had no ight
and the bees were swarming and then came

723
00:52:52,039 --> 00:52:53,119
around, come around, and she's
like, freak. We had to go

724
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:58,639
eat in the car now because she
was freaked out. I've had encounters with

725
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:00,760
bees, Like my son is alert
to bees. They were playing in the

726
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,480
woods at my mom's house and all
of a sudden they come running down and

727
00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:07,320
man, they got stung a ton
Like we had to give Jordan the EPI

728
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,400
pen shot. The other guys are
all screaming, like for Jamison was such

729
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:15,320
a little little kid. He's like
three or four, and he's all killed.

730
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,719
McCaulay culkin in that movie The Bees, Mia Mia. Remember when that

731
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,960
came out and everybody saw that movie
was afraid of bees for like a couple

732
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,519
of years. And my father like, it's just a movie. I just

733
00:53:24,519 --> 00:53:28,599
want to know you allergic. No, it's not gonna hurt you. I

734
00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:30,840
want to know in their house between
Dan and Beth, who kills the spiders

735
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:35,079
is a Danner? Is a bath? I killed the spiders. I am

736
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:40,320
not proud spider. We call bath. She's got hooped too. No,

737
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,199
all right, so my wife strike
you as a hoop lady. She could

738
00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:46,519
have hooped. She could have hooped
back in the day. At least she

739
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:50,039
kicks a mask. But she's not
a Hoopsna, she could have kicked it.

740
00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:52,679
But she was in bands and stuff. You know. No, she

741
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,679
was never in bands. I thought
she was not growing up. No,

742
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:59,480
no, what I'm saying. She
was in like uh, she was in

743
00:53:59,519 --> 00:54:02,360
like a band in school, like
as far as like marching band and no,

744
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,840
no, no, she was talking. Yeah, but she didn't get

745
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,599
into a band until she was like
forty. I bet you, I bet

746
00:54:08,599 --> 00:54:12,719
you she hooped. Dan doesn't even
know, all right, So I said,

747
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,159
when is a bee ruined your day? I did this on my Facebook

748
00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:16,880
page. Check this out, And
I want to know if Danny ever did

749
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,719
anything like this When I was a
kid. This is my buddy that I

750
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,639
went to Fisher with joby. When
I was a kid, we had a

751
00:54:22,639 --> 00:54:27,840
big wrap around porch. A big
bee hive developed right next to the side

752
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,960
door of the porch, so my
parents just said, don't use the door

753
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:35,000
until the beads go away. It'd
be something my parents would say too,

754
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,760
because if the bee hives there are, just just don't go in and out

755
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,199
that door. Let it be.
They're not going to hurt us. We're

756
00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:43,559
not going to hurt them, right, he goes, so naturally, my

757
00:54:43,639 --> 00:54:46,440
older brothers, I have five of
them, dared me to run from the

758
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:52,920
front steps to the side door through
the swarm of bees. They said they

759
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,559
would watch from inside the storm door
that I was going to use to get

760
00:54:57,599 --> 00:55:00,239
into the house and where the bees
were mostly traded. I got a running

761
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,880
start, made it to the door, only to find out my brothers what

762
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,400
do you think they did the door
were watching through the screen in the door

763
00:55:08,519 --> 00:55:12,800
lock the door. As they yanked
at the door repeatedly, they were rolling

764
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,760
in laughter, and I got stung
maybe two dozen times. Oh that could

765
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:20,360
kill you, I remember, that
could kill you. I remember sprawling out

766
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,360
on the cold kitchen floor as my
mother used a match book cover to scrape

767
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:28,039
the stingers off my body. Needless
to say, the pain from the stings

768
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:30,360
wasn't even close to the punishment my
brothers got. I think they might still

769
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,039
be technically grounded, even though it
was over forty years ago and my parents

770
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:37,760
were both dead. Job. Oh
my gosh, how fucking wild. That's

771
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,400
awful. Now. I used to
watch my old man. We would get

772
00:55:40,519 --> 00:55:44,519
ground hornets and he'd be out mowing
the lawn and all of a sudden you'd

773
00:55:44,519 --> 00:55:45,360
see him, like at the end, he'd be hopping him down, like

774
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,960
he was fucking insane. Right,
You would think you've never ever see anybody

775
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,239
walk through a spider web and they're
like picking at their face. Yeah,

776
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,000
and you're walking at the other direction, and he didn't see him walk through

777
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,559
the spider web. You think they're
on? Asked, Yeah, I don't

778
00:55:57,599 --> 00:56:00,199
know what's going on. And somebody
wrote, I don't know if this ruined

779
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:04,039
my day. I don't know if
this ruined the day. But when my

780
00:56:04,119 --> 00:56:07,599
daughter was a baby, her mom
was carrying her from the car to a

781
00:56:07,639 --> 00:56:12,280
restaurant. A bee buzz by her
head and she panicked, put the car

782
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,000
seat and my daughter in it down
in the middle of a parking lot and

783
00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:20,559
ran away. So what happens?
Somebody else said when I was younger,

784
00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:22,440
my friend and I were driving down
West Ridge Road and a bee flew in

785
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,320
her car. She let go of
the steering wheel and started flaneling in her

786
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,719
arms. I thought we were going
to die. Thankfully, nothing happened.

787
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,519
I guy, I wrote her back
and go, Yeah, that's that's called

788
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,480
That's like one of the worst roads
for that to happen too, because she

789
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:37,639
got all those medians stuff. Yea, there's a lot of stoplights. I

790
00:56:37,679 --> 00:56:39,159
mean it's not like the east side
where you just cruise down one O four.

791
00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:43,239
I mean the west side there's so
many freaking stoplights. You got all

792
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,760
those medians, there's all those old
trees they planted and stuff that would suck.

793
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,960
Well, they didn't have that back
in the day either. That's all

794
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,280
new. I go, that was
alignment, though, you got good alignment

795
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:52,960
when you're when you're not swerving on
a lane. Yeah, but they call

796
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,239
it the ridge for a reason.
Man, You make one swerve and you

797
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,400
end up like it that that Chick
fil A. That's the ridge because it

798
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,199
was used to be the ridge of
the lake. I know. But you

799
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,719
could go down the side and I
didn't know that. Yeah, that's why

800
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,639
they call it the ridge used to
be the ridge of the lake. Oh

801
00:57:09,519 --> 00:57:14,599
so what the lake receded out?
Yep, yeah, they fill it in

802
00:57:14,679 --> 00:57:17,239
or it just reced out. I
wasn't alive when it happened, okay,

803
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:24,400
and then Aronda quite floated over to
Rochester. It's a little piece of grease,

804
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,639
somebody wrote. I was at my
job, working night shift alone.

805
00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:31,519
A wasp flew into the staff room
and I tried to kill it with my

806
00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:36,760
flip flop. It got pissed and
flew at me, landed on my foot,

807
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,440
and then went up my pant leg. I whipped my pants down to

808
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,079
get it out, thanking God the
whole time. No one else was there

809
00:57:43,119 --> 00:57:45,360
to see it because I was screaming
and dancing around with my pants down.

810
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:47,840
This is a woman, by the
way. I'm sure it would have gone

811
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:52,559
viral today. Absolutely. Geez.
That's the thing. I yeah, my

812
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:55,639
dad got stung when my kids.
I don't know. There's all kinds of

813
00:57:55,639 --> 00:58:00,000
it's that time of year. It's
that time of year, or you're gonna

814
00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:02,599
I have encounters with animals, encounters
with who knows bees, whatever. No,

815
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:07,320
here's the thing about like you know
the stinger community, right, whether

816
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,599
it's a be a wasp or a
hornet or a hoop chick or a hoop

817
00:58:09,679 --> 00:58:15,000
chick like bees like actually are productive
into suchy like we lost bees, like

818
00:58:15,039 --> 00:58:20,480
the planet's going to hell. Okay, but that's the wasps and hornets.

819
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,840
Wasps and hornets have no purpose,
like at least bees have a purpose.

820
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,000
You get stuck by a wasparo hornet, it's like fucking hurt. Yeah,

821
00:58:28,119 --> 00:58:30,320
that fucking hurts. There's no point
to those things. Why did they exist?

822
00:58:30,559 --> 00:58:36,679
I remember my dog got stung by
bees like a big puffy eye as

823
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:37,840
a kid. I don't have a
bee story, but I have dog story.

824
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:40,920
What happens to your dog? Our
dog in the last four days has

825
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:47,719
acquired for tear drop tattoos. What
oh, he's killing really he's killed four

826
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:52,079
squirrels since Saturday. Wait that little
tiny, flat, little flat, little

827
00:58:52,199 --> 00:58:55,960
fluffy, little foo foo dog.
Four squirrels? Wow, three of them

828
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,679
in my garbage right now? That's
quick. You got three s. That's

829
00:59:00,719 --> 00:59:02,960
awesome. Do you hang up in
his little doghouse? I need to figure

830
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,199
out how to get him stopped.
You got to start doing like skins.

831
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,280
Yeah, no, not skins,
but keep it a tally. I've got

832
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,519
it in my head. It's four. It's four right now, four right

833
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:14,800
now? Yeah, but let's see
you go home. It could be two

834
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,440
more. Now. We've bleached him
kind of in the backyard, so we

835
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:21,599
can't get all around the backyard.
I don't know what to do. I

836
00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,559
don't I don't want to kill squirrels, but it's not that I want to

837
00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:25,679
kill squirrels. I just want to
deal with having to clean them up.

838
00:59:27,679 --> 00:59:30,559
Did anybody see that this is on
teams Didybody see this? Uh, there's

839
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:35,360
a brown bear at a zoo and
the like the polar bear here. You

840
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,920
ever go into you ever go to
our zoo And they've got that little pole

841
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,880
tank and there's a tank, there's
a glass and a bear swims around.

842
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,800
Well this is I think this was
a brown bear, but it was the

843
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:50,119
same kind of thing, same kind
of set up, And there was a

844
00:59:50,239 --> 00:59:53,320
duck and little ducklings swimming around,
and the bear came along and all these

845
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:58,039
families are there and somebody I got
to play this for you because it's somebody's

846
00:59:58,079 --> 01:00:00,679
just filming it and the kids are
did you get the bear got Chinese?

847
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:07,119
The bear eight three or four of
the ducklings right in front of everybody,

848
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,599
right in front of everybody, and
somebody sent the video to FA to Fox

849
01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:15,440
to TMZ and I go, yeah, you got it. It's it's it's

850
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,360
here's the thing. It's great.
It's like you're gonna hear parents going,

851
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,880
oh my god. And some mom's
yelling at the bear like it's bear's name

852
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:29,039
is like ling Ling or something.
She's going ling ling now, yeah too,

853
01:00:30,639 --> 01:00:34,360
got He's like only fans. It's
not just DA's it's also bears eating

854
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,800
ducks. Harvey Levin's like, hey, come here, you gotta watch this.

855
01:00:37,599 --> 01:00:40,599
Here we go, so you see
the bear. It's up on the

856
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:45,119
land. The ducks are throwing around
this pine. Oh no, the bears

857
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,440
sucking this prime. They're going,
this is this is the animal kingdom.

858
01:00:49,559 --> 01:00:52,719
This is full circle. And there's
little kids, like two three year olds

859
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:58,039
they got their hands are pressing or
looking like, oh my goodness, would

860
01:00:58,119 --> 01:01:00,440
you not if you think this is
from God to take your kids and leave

861
01:01:01,079 --> 01:01:07,039
right It's like Dave Portnite want but
everybody knows. Look it goes over and

862
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:17,440
it just chops right down in here. Oh no, oh god, it's

863
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,039
just right there. It just eats
the whole thing right in front of the

864
01:01:21,119 --> 01:01:29,199
kids. That's you're chewing it.
I'm not tough. Hey, god,

865
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,599
this little kitchen. Oh no,
okay, we can't watch this. Hey

866
01:01:32,599 --> 01:01:37,639
buddy, can you leave them alone? Let's talking to the bear. Yeah,

867
01:01:37,679 --> 01:01:40,199
hey buddy, Hey, what do
you play? I'm used by our

868
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:49,119
negotiation. It's not nice. Oh
right right in front of the glass.

869
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,880
Shump. I'm watching this now.
Yeah, it's not really even that big

870
01:01:53,880 --> 01:02:01,679
of a bear. No, that's
not nice. Mommy, do you make

871
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:05,440
him watch? Do you continue to
make it? I would have taken like

872
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,639
the kids out of there. I
go, let's hit out, let's hit

873
01:02:07,719 --> 01:02:09,079
out. I wouldn't want it.
Would have made it a teachable moment.

874
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:14,000
They said, See, this is
why you don't go where you're not supposed

875
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,800
to. That's why you mind your
own business. That's what happens you stick

876
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:22,960
your nose or your beak. It
just hated. Why did he do that?

877
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,280
Is it terrible? In filming this? Yes? It is? Yeah,

878
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:34,559
yeah it is. Well you got
your phone? Am I wrong?

879
01:02:34,719 --> 01:02:37,599
Kevin? And then posting on social
media? Am I how wild is this?

880
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:43,519
That's amazing? It's bear devours ducklings
in front of children party at zoo.

881
01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:45,960
They don't take the kids out.
I'm actually relieved though, that the

882
01:02:46,039 --> 01:02:50,320
children reacted that well. They don't
get it. Where's like. I have

883
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,559
a niece right in Flora. Her
father is like a religious listener to this

884
01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:58,719
podcast, and he took her to
see Jurassic World. She's rooting for the

885
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,679
dinosaurs to eat the bee. I'm
worried about her. That's not normal,

886
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:12,840
spicy tobum plant. The kids reacted
this way. No, no, Riley,

887
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:19,320
No, just wait, I don't
remember, like we still have no

888
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,639
nightmares. No. Now, look, you know what I will say this,

889
01:03:22,199 --> 01:03:25,440
Maybe these parents are right, because
I think we've gotten I don't think

890
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:30,519
they would make Bambi the same way
today. Of course not. When the

891
01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:34,000
mom gets shot and then his father
goes, you have to walk alone,

892
01:03:34,119 --> 01:03:37,280
Noor. I remember that as a
little kid. I was like four or

893
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,360
five years old. I remember crying
because his mom wouldn't drive by. Now,

894
01:03:42,039 --> 01:03:44,519
no, I just don't think they
would shoot and kill. I don't

895
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:47,639
think they'd kill Nowadays they give the
deer the gun and they'd shoot the people,

896
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:52,000
and then you'd have to do a
movie. He's got a gun or

897
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:58,400
maybe or maybe I think in the
remake, Bamby's mom gets hit by a

898
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,880
jeep. I don't know, something
like you know, I'm saying like something

899
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:08,840
that Kreisler does something is a little
more more arms, but the product placements.

900
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,400
I go, this is like the
inprint of the license. A light

901
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,719
was right on her back watching the
uh, watching the duck the berry,

902
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,119
the ducklings. I mean, it
just takes this man, It's right in

903
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:23,239
there. One time, it's right
in front of the glass and just cool.

904
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,199
And the little girl turns around just
like, oh my god, it

905
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,119
just ate it. I had a
problem. I've had a problem. Okay

906
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,239
at my house for a while.
Now you're the only one who lives there.

907
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:38,880
Yeah, eating no. Last year. Last year I had robins make

908
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:43,440
a nest and I thought, oh, that's kind of cool. I'll watch

909
01:04:43,519 --> 01:04:46,599
the robin. They would dive bomb
me every time I came out. So

910
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:51,760
yeah, they would swoop screech because
they had, yeah, attacking the nest.

911
01:04:53,039 --> 01:04:56,559
So once the robins and the birds
hatch and all that they flew away,

912
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,880
I was I started sticking like papers
and things bomb The chicken wire also

913
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:05,719
works too. Yeah, but this
is behind a like a scance right light

914
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:10,599
sconce so I just kind of shove
like a bag, a rolled up bag

915
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:13,599
there. Then I had a plant, a hanging plant. The hanging plant

916
01:05:13,639 --> 01:05:15,039
was fine. I think mourning doves
made a nest in there. But then

917
01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:18,920
a windstorm came along and I come
home and the plants on the ground and

918
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:24,239
eggs are smashed. I felt terrible. So the past couple days, I've

919
01:05:24,239 --> 01:05:28,559
seen cardinals around. I've seen cardinals. Now it's been we've had our weather

920
01:05:28,639 --> 01:05:30,679
has been up and down, up
and down, so I haven't really been

921
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:33,119
out on my porch. And I
have like one of these shades I could

922
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:38,119
roll down and all this stuff.
So I'm watching these cardinals and I go,

923
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:39,880
God, damn it, they're making
a nest again. And I go

924
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:44,280
out there the other day and I
see hanging off the bag rend the things

925
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,280
of a nest to make a nest. So I kind of tossed them to

926
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,239
the side. Think of that,
I'll do it well in the days.

927
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:53,519
Since they've built a nest. I
go out there today and I see stuff

928
01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:55,679
hanging again. I go, God, they're making a nest again. I

929
01:05:55,679 --> 01:06:00,599
take it off. Then I go
back. Now I see like the cardinal

930
01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:02,400
and the female cardinal on the fence, and they're flying back and floor flying

931
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,559
back for it's a lot of action. I go out there and I look

932
01:06:04,639 --> 01:06:10,880
down. They had built the nest. There's now eggs smashed because they didn't

933
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,239
get a good balance because of the
bag that was behind it. They smashed

934
01:06:14,239 --> 01:06:17,960
their bloody it's bloody like they were
developed birds that I'm trying to now scrape

935
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:23,320
off my dash shit And I feel
terrible. And I don't know if cardinals

936
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:27,199
would have been as nasty as like
the morning doves were fine in the plan.

937
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,400
They never bothered me. I don't
give a shit. I just don't

938
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,280
want to. I want to be
able to use my space. Yeah,

939
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,000
I don't want to fucking dive bomb. We get it every year at my

940
01:06:33,079 --> 01:06:35,320
house too. They if we have
the griadge door up, they'll try to

941
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,079
build it on top of the griage
door opener. Oh like two or three

942
01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:41,079
times a day. I gotta go
out the leaf blower and blow all the

943
01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:43,840
shit back out of the grouage and
just finally shut the grounde door in.

944
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,760
My neighbor and I both we always
have our garage was open, and we're

945
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:50,679
like, if you drive down Monroe
Avenue in Pittsford, you'll notice all the

946
01:06:50,679 --> 01:06:55,480
fast food joints. They have like
nests in the Wendy's like word weddings,

947
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,480
it's a few nests. It's like
the like do you actually go in and

948
01:06:58,599 --> 01:07:04,559
have somebody knock those downries eve them
there for the year hasn't ordered. Those

949
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:09,079
are hoop hearing west side birds from
town of Pittsford. The village of Pittsford

950
01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:13,480
has rules on who can't they can't
build stuff. I think their beloved village.

951
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:15,760
I think there was a squirrel nests
in one of the aerraviders in my

952
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,400
house, and I think that's where
I think that's where the dog's getting a

953
01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:21,960
little baby. One little babies.
But they're yeah, not no more.

954
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:27,880
And they'll tell you that they now
belong to waste Mana. Tell your friends,

955
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,599
Tell your friends. What's the name
of the dog Dodger Dodger Dodgers lives

956
01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:36,840
here, Dodger Country. All right, we will uh, we'll take a

957
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:43,000
moment, we come back. Tiger
Woods made an interesting statement, interesting statement

958
01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:46,159
about the relationship he has with his
daughter versus the relationship he has with his

959
01:07:46,239 --> 01:07:49,800
son. And wait to hear what
he says, and I think that it

960
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:56,000
goes deeper than that. We'll get
to it next. But first Wood Cliff

961
01:07:56,079 --> 01:07:59,440
Hotel and Spa, like I may
move there, well my mother's day.

962
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:03,199
Look, you're talking about an award
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963
01:08:03,239 --> 01:08:08,719
of the best new or renovated spas. We have gift cards to give away.

964
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,679
If you have somebody who is a
teacher in your life and you'd like

965
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,719
to call up and tell us,
why, just explain, tell us all

966
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,720
the things they've done, maybe the
extra miles they've done. We hear a

967
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,720
lot of times right about teachers who
have to buy their own supplies and do

968
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:25,479
that sort of thing. Five eight
five two zero six eighty eight sixty six.

969
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:29,439
That's five eight five two zero six
eighty eight sixty six. It's the

970
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,520
number. You can call it any
time. Leave the message there. We're

971
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,159
going to pick somebody at the end
of next week to win, and maybe

972
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:40,800
you could do two for one.
It's teach your Appreciation Week right now,

973
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,720
right in the eighth Yeah, and
you get ten percent off any service.

974
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,359
You just have to say you're a
teacher. If you want to go online,

975
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,000
it's teacher ten it's the code and
you can use that to book the

976
01:08:49,039 --> 01:08:51,800
service as well. But then you
have Mother's Day, so you can do

977
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:56,680
two for one, you know us
next Sunday, Yes it is, yeah,

978
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,560
twelfth, the twelfth. Okay,
good, Yeah, are you good

979
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,439
for that? This is Kentucky Derby
Week. We're good. This is Kentucky

980
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:05,800
Derby Week. This is Kentucky's every
week. That's right, and uh get

981
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:10,600
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982
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,479
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983
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984
01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:23,439
eighteen and Mac of All Trades dot
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985
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,720
He wants to remind you that we're
sneaking up on Mother's Day and they

986
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,680
have a few reservations left for Mother's
Day Brunch against Sunday, May twelfth,

987
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,520
So it's a little over a week
away. You know, I know you're

988
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:35,399
getting all excited for your weekend and
stuff, but you gotta think about mom.

989
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:39,960
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990
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,479
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The team at Toronta is offering up a

991
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,920
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992
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,279
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993
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:56,000
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994
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995
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998
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999
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1000
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1001
01:10:28,239 --> 01:10:31,399
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1002
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:36,640
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1003
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1004
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with Sammy Viamonte, and then at nine

1005
01:10:46,399 --> 01:10:53,039
o'clock, May the Fourth be with
You and all the nerdy things. Every

1006
01:10:53,119 --> 01:10:57,239
year, this is a special event
that happens to celebrate the force and being

1007
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,560
a proud nerd. Yeah it's okay, proud nerd. This year it's extra

1008
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,760
special because not only is it a
Saturday, but they have some naughty nerds

1009
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:09,039
for you. So you got to
come out and check out these sexy smarties.

1010
01:11:09,119 --> 01:11:12,479
VIP tickets are on sale. You
can grab a couple of those,

1011
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,239
or you can just get some tickets
at the door. But let me just

1012
01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:18,039
tell you you get a treat by
Victoria Prudence if you get a if you

1013
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:21,479
get a VIP ticket and a free
drink brought to you by your very own

1014
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,359
cocktail waitress. General mission is ten
bucks, VIP thirty bucks. Check it

1015
01:11:27,399 --> 01:11:30,960
out. Be a nerd, celebrate
all things nerdy with some sexy nerds.

1016
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,600
May the Fourth be with you at
Iron Smoke Distillery. Where is it,

1017
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:44,920
Fairport, New York? My nerdy
babies? Hey, how many hoop chicks

1018
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,479
you're tired? Oh gosh? Under
over twenty six and a half. All

1019
01:11:48,720 --> 01:12:04,640
you can you take your hand?
This is shave. So I don't understand

1020
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:09,479
taking your name off your phone.
So that's me again. So in other

1021
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,520
words, Hi, this is Bill. I can't come to the phone.

1022
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:15,920
Nah, this is It's like you've
reached five eight five five five? Okay

1023
01:12:16,399 --> 01:12:21,239
is that my number? We should
get Joe to remake this. Okay,

1024
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:25,760
you got a guy right here it
do you want to remake it? I

1025
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:32,319
could. Let's get he's got two
to do. He's got this and now

1026
01:12:32,359 --> 01:12:36,199
he's gotta he's also gonna do angelize. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1027
01:12:36,279 --> 01:12:39,880
we can call it. So I
remember when this happened, right, So

1028
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,640
we're coming back to the facts,
keep and break, and we're like,

1029
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,199
you know, already's talking about their
Holida or whatever. We lead off with

1030
01:12:45,279 --> 01:12:47,079
this because this was like gold for
four days. It was a gift that

1031
01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:50,640
kept that giving and at this point, like there were more women who had

1032
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:55,520
come out. Yeah oh yeah,
all right, so I bring I play

1033
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:59,680
that because Tiger Woods Tiger Woods was
on the Today Show. I didn't realize

1034
01:13:00,239 --> 01:13:04,279
that he and Carson Dally are friends
and have been friends since childhood. They

1035
01:13:04,279 --> 01:13:09,880
both grew up in southern California,
and I think Carson Dally a little more

1036
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:14,159
privileged than Tiger growing up because Carson
Carson said, he goes, look,

1037
01:13:14,239 --> 01:13:16,880
we were playing golf when golf wasn't
cool to be like on the team,

1038
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,920
Like you said to me, Kevin, your son joined the team, right,

1039
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,640
and he's loving it. I think
Greg's kids on the team and it's

1040
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,640
almost a different thing now, Carson
was saying to Tiger in this interview.

1041
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,039
He goes, yeah, he said, I had the letter for Santa Monica

1042
01:13:30,119 --> 01:13:34,680
High School, which to me sounds
like it probably was a pretty privileged area.

1043
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:39,079
And he goes, I had the
the golf pin on it, and

1044
01:13:39,079 --> 01:13:41,960
girls are they going to going?
What is that? Yeah, Carson,

1045
01:13:42,359 --> 01:13:44,960
Well, Carson, he interned for
Jimmy Kimel, and Jimmy Kimmel did a

1046
01:13:45,039 --> 01:13:47,680
radio show and that's how he came
up. He got the TRL Live when

1047
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:51,279
TRL was the like American band stand
of there. Well that was all because

1048
01:13:51,319 --> 01:13:56,039
of one guy, Oh, Howard
Lapedis. Yeah, okay, it was

1049
01:13:56,359 --> 01:13:58,479
for real, but yeah, but
like you have to be pretty high up

1050
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:00,319
there to get to like Howard.
Well, well, Howard would they would

1051
01:14:00,359 --> 01:14:03,520
just he would just go through He
was picking people off k Rock, and

1052
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:08,039
so Carson was doing nights on k
Rock seven to midnight. Yeah, he

1053
01:14:08,119 --> 01:14:10,800
may have been an intern at k
ROCK. I don't know prior to that,

1054
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:14,560
but but he could be under Kevin
anyway, it doesn't matter. So

1055
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,960
I didn't realize that they were They
were friends growing up, and Tiger even

1056
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,720
said, he goes, look,
man, I grew up playing public courses.

1057
01:14:20,239 --> 01:14:23,760
He goes, it was a privilege
to go play. Like. It's

1058
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,520
funny to hear Tiger say his kids. It's way different. So they start

1059
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,239
talking about his kids and Charlie and
playing, and Charlie's fifteen, now Tiger's

1060
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:34,560
son and playing all these tournaments.
And then he just tried to qualify for

1061
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,920
the US Open. Didn't do well, but he tried to qualify for he

1062
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:43,119
did, Okay, So jeez,
at fifteen, I think eighty one or

1063
01:14:43,159 --> 01:14:45,319
something at fifteen, that's pretty good. He guys would love to shoo the

1064
01:14:45,399 --> 01:14:49,159
fucking eighty one old at fifteen.
Hot, I do that for nine.

1065
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,840
Did you know what I'm saying?
Like that? So all right, So

1066
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:58,319
they asked about the daughter playing golf
and stuff, and this is Tiger's response,

1067
01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:00,359
I just want to play golf.
No, no, no, how

1068
01:15:00,399 --> 01:15:04,920
come she has I think a negative
connotation to the game because at that time,

1069
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:10,640
you know, hey, growing up
that when she was growing up,

1070
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,880
golf took daddy away from her.
I had to pack and I had to

1071
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,960
leave. I had to golf for
weeks, and there's a negative connotation to

1072
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,439
it. So we develop our own
relationship on rapport that's outside of golf,

1073
01:15:21,479 --> 01:15:26,039
that we do things that is done
involved golf. Meanwhile, my son and

1074
01:15:26,119 --> 01:15:29,760
I we do everything golf related.
It's just very different. Okay, I

1075
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,600
had to pack and leave for weeks. Okay, ver all right, listen,

1076
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:36,479
listen, listen, Listen to me. I swear to God, it

1077
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:44,600
has to be so hard to be
Tiger's daughter, knowing it's all out there.

1078
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,000
You do a Google search on your
dad. Every kid is going to

1079
01:15:47,079 --> 01:15:49,840
do a Google search on their parent, whether their parent is well known or

1080
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:55,640
not. They're doing a Google search
and what's going to come up? And

1081
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,560
I go, how do you have
that conversation with your daughter? Who,

1082
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,680
By the way, way mom big
influence. I know that the mother daughter

1083
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:05,920
relationship is a complex one. I
didn't have to deal with that in my

1084
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:09,760
home when my guys were a little
because they were all boys. But I

1085
01:16:10,479 --> 01:16:14,560
understand that. I go, but
you watched your mom have a world crumble

1086
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:19,960
down because your dad had multiple And
I still think it's none of anybody's business.

1087
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:24,479
But because it's a private family matter, right, the fact that we

1088
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,079
all knew it, I always think
and he had to apologize, I find

1089
01:16:27,119 --> 01:16:32,039
absolutely ridiculous. But I I mean, wow, I think there are things

1090
01:16:32,079 --> 01:16:36,079
where maybe with guys, you can
kind of go AD's dad's a guy.

1091
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,159
Well, yeah, because Tiger watched
his father have multiple effects. Okay,

1092
01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:44,199
all right, you know, but
like when you're your when you're the daughter,

1093
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:48,760
like guys like like kids find ways
to if they grow up, Like

1094
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,439
I knew a bunch of guys who
knew their parents were up to no good

1095
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:55,039
at times. Yeah, and it
was one thing when it was just that's

1096
01:16:55,079 --> 01:16:57,000
just my dad, you know.
They made fun of it. They made

1097
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,119
a joke out of it. That
was a defense mechanism. That's how they

1098
01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:00,439
dealt with it. But they could
never deal with that when it came to

1099
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:04,119
their mom. There's no way they
could help. Now flip that you're talking

1100
01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:06,920
about a girl talking about her dad
who's one of the most famous people in

1101
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:11,439
the world. He's an icon.
Tiger's an icon. Tiger was talking,

1102
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:13,840
by the way too, why he's
playing so bad? He goes, that

1103
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,439
leg doesn't really work, and he's
so, I'm trying to shorten up my

1104
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:20,079
grip because that'll help me keep the
club tight. He goes, but I

1105
01:17:20,119 --> 01:17:24,720
can't. He can't. Yeah,
he's done. I mean that car accident

1106
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,560
fucked that kid up. But anyway, back to this, I just can't

1107
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,399
imagine being a girl. Because have
you ever at any point in your lives,

1108
01:17:31,399 --> 01:17:34,039
either one of you think about this
for a moment. I think I've

1109
01:17:34,039 --> 01:17:40,039
had. I think my kids actually
answered this one. A lost respect for

1110
01:17:40,159 --> 01:17:43,880
your parents at any point? Actual
respect, Like at some point it's sort

1111
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:48,640
of like they went down a few
notches in your mind. Ever, No,

1112
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,640
no, no, not in my
life. No. And I and

1113
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:54,840
I got to think, even with
my old man, and there was things

1114
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,760
that went on. I never did
either, I think. I think Jordan

1115
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:02,680
or somebody goes, yeah, I
think there was things, And I go,

1116
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,920
how do you get it back?
Like, let's say you're Tiger,

1117
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:09,079
how do you do it? And
the only thing I can think is it's

1118
01:18:09,279 --> 01:18:14,039
the only thing in life you can
always do is just be consistent, right,

1119
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:16,199
Like, if you want to gain
any traction on anything, you got

1120
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:19,479
to be consistent. Danny's talking about
he hit a plateau, he and is

1121
01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:24,840
scaling on a thin lace. I've
lost fifteen pounds, but I've been stuck.

1122
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,760
No, right, you hit a
plateau, but the only way to

1123
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,600
keep going is to keep going.
Just keep going, stay there, be

1124
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:32,279
consistent, and eventually you know it'll
fall through. Same thing with your kids,

1125
01:18:32,279 --> 01:18:35,159
like you got to just be consistent. And it sounds like Tiger's built

1126
01:18:35,159 --> 01:18:41,960
a nice relationship, but I go, it's weird. I remember my senior

1127
01:18:42,079 --> 01:18:46,039
prom. Somehow the party ended up
at my house and my parents were running

1128
01:18:46,039 --> 01:18:49,119
around trying to take booze from people. And there was a girl who was

1129
01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:55,359
a junior who was a dating one
of my friends and who's a senior,

1130
01:18:55,399 --> 01:18:59,560
so she went to the problem.
Her dad was underneath the basketball hoop in

1131
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:03,760
my drive drinking beers with the other
kids. She was like totally embarrassed,

1132
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,760
like lost all respect for her dad. And I'm going, what if,

1133
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:13,640
Like I go, I don't know, how about how about if you're Pam

1134
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:18,079
Anderson and Tommy Lee's kids, Not
that you lose respect, but my kids

1135
01:19:18,079 --> 01:19:23,279
are doing a sex tape. I
wonder if it's a respecting bill or if

1136
01:19:23,319 --> 01:19:26,720
it's this is my leverage to use
against them when I screw up, or

1137
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:30,800
this is my excuse to go and
be worse or be just as bad.

1138
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:34,279
I don't know. I don't know, like anything, but like Kim Ky's

1139
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:40,159
kids, right, okay, Kim
Kardashian right there, there is the Ray

1140
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:45,079
J sex tapes out there. A
lot of people believe that famous. Or

1141
01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:50,079
how about some kid when they get
old enough schoolmast well, that would be

1142
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:54,880
me, that would be you,
that would totally be me. But or

1143
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:58,319
how about this like Rob Low?
Rob Low seems to have a great relationship

1144
01:19:58,359 --> 01:20:00,039
with his kids. I think they
were at the roast of Rob Low.

1145
01:20:00,399 --> 01:20:03,800
The Rob Loow roast had a lot
of references to the sex tape with the

1146
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:09,800
underage girl. There was a lot
am I wrong? So again it's like,

1147
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:14,119
how do you how do you explain
that to your kids? Cause you're

1148
01:20:14,119 --> 01:20:15,720
gonna I mean, do you have
the conversation? Do you pretend it never

1149
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:19,239
happened? Do you try to ignore
it? Tiger? How to fuck these?

1150
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:24,600
The rumor is that they're friends now
him and Allen, they're they're close

1151
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:30,399
in friends. Oh, well,
Tiger seems like as a person, he

1152
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:34,920
seems like he's a pretty nice,
calm guy, Like he seems pretty centered

1153
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:39,960
and okay, yeah, I just
think like, I don't know what went

1154
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,600
on. I have no idea.
My father told me that before he found

1155
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,800
Jesus, he had a very rough
past, not illegal or anything, but

1156
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:51,119
there are some things that went on
in his life that became public in this

1157
01:20:51,159 --> 01:20:54,920
little town that we grew up in. And he said, hey, listen,

1158
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,119
you're seventeen, eighteen years old.
Now I want to tell you about

1159
01:20:58,119 --> 01:21:01,479
some stuff that happened. And because
as your buddy's parents may bring it up

1160
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:05,880
just to spite you. So they, to their credit, they never did.

1161
01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:10,119
But he told me, here's here's
what happened in the situation. Here's

1162
01:21:10,159 --> 01:21:13,840
what happened in this situation. Here's
what happened in this situation. What happened

1163
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:16,640
in this situation. He goes,
I was admit this picture for evidence real

1164
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:30,399
quick. Yes, okay, Oh, she's got huge oops. Elan has

1165
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:34,600
huge oops. Well hearings that is, yes. No, I remember when

1166
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,520
like Elan, I guess I don't
know what school she went to. She

1167
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:43,000
put a freaking club through the back
window. Well, Elan, Elan when

1168
01:21:43,039 --> 01:21:46,279
she graduated from college, which is
years after she and Tiger divorced. You

1169
01:21:46,279 --> 01:21:50,680
know, usually the keynote speaker graduations
the top student in the class. No,

1170
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,960
they made it be her because they
wanted the college. I guess it

1171
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,319
was called Hickory or something. I
don't even remember the name of it,

1172
01:21:56,039 --> 01:22:00,119
but it wasn't a well known school. Hey, we'll get pub if we

1173
01:22:00,159 --> 01:22:02,199
get Elin to speak for the graduates. So they got her to speak,

1174
01:22:02,199 --> 01:22:05,399
and she kind of like bashed Tiger
here and there a little bit. But

1175
01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:09,920
it's like, okay, clearly you
have an agenda. What she could have

1176
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:12,399
said was no, I'm not gonna
do I'm not going to embarrass my kids,

1177
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:14,520
or I think no, she took
advantage of the moment. So I

1178
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,720
totally believe she's a hoopster. Absolutely, she's a gold digger, no question.

1179
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,479
There's a lot of hoop picture here. I've seen at least seven or

1180
01:22:23,479 --> 01:22:27,920
eight hoops of her just hoop.
Yeah. Yeah, well there you go.

1181
01:22:28,479 --> 01:22:30,079
Now we know. Now we got
it all right, Tiger, you

1182
01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:34,439
say she'd fit in well in Webster. I'm telling you, Webster is the

1183
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:40,000
hoop capital of this area. I
really believe that. I just don't know,

1184
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:43,119
Like if your parents had a sex
tape, like I've heard of people

1185
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:46,800
even popping in a VHS and it
was their parents' private moments or something that

1186
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,840
was in their room and they go, what is this and they put it

1187
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:53,199
in and it's their mom and dad
with his sex tape, that would be

1188
01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:56,880
weird because there's a lot of work. Now's your conception tape? Yeah,

1189
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:04,239
but it's on I don't know dad's
life story. They all started here open

1190
01:23:04,319 --> 01:23:09,720
to look who's talking, like,
can you you? No one thinks of

1191
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:13,680
their parents that way. Let's think
your Seinfeld always said the good news of

1192
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:19,520
being adopted as you find out your
parents are just really good friends. Never

1193
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:24,319
make your sex tape, Danny yourself. No, never filming on Kevin,

1194
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:27,840
filming on No. No, I
never did either, Dan will when he

1195
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,880
gets done. When have you ever
tried, Danny? Have you ever asked

1196
01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:33,439
no at any point? No?
You never said, hey, this would

1197
01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:36,600
be a good idea. He has
a chance. Don't look at me like

1198
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:41,159
this is the most odd question I
could possibly come up with to ask you.

1199
01:23:41,159 --> 01:23:45,039
You know that people's heads, Yeah, but it's me we're talking to.

1200
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,840
No, of course, has it
ever run through your head? No,

1201
01:23:48,359 --> 01:23:51,399
because you want to see yourself?
Have you ever asked? No?

1202
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:59,119
I know you had the issue with
the girl. She wanted choking, choking

1203
01:23:59,319 --> 01:24:00,960
Dan, it was a choke,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1204
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:05,520
The Uh Sam Kennison used to have
a bit that would fit Kevin perfectly.

1205
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:09,600
You go, I would never take
myself, He goes. I think

1206
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,039
I once take myself having sex,
and he goes. When I went back

1207
01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:14,960
and looked at it, it looked
like she was getting raped by a polet

1208
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:26,760
bear. I was probably eating ducks
too, right, Yes, all right,

1209
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,359
I'll look as long as your kids
don't lose respect. The only thing

1210
01:24:29,359 --> 01:24:30,680
I can say is, no matter
what happens, you just have to be

1211
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:33,560
consistent to show up. And obviously
all these guys who had sex tapes for

1212
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:41,680
parents and it's weird and I think
more more today there's how many times right

1213
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:45,439
naked pictures something that it's out there, it's on the internet. Your kid

1214
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:47,960
will find it, Yes, you'll
find it. Will you ever walk in

1215
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:53,039
on your parents? Uh? Not
that I knew of you knew of the

1216
01:24:53,079 --> 01:24:55,600
door being lock locked? Yeah,
I didn't know. Why did you walk

1217
01:24:55,600 --> 01:25:00,680
in on your parents? I actually
heard my parents once. Yeah, it

1218
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:04,960
was so my junior year in high
school, we had this winter dance called

1219
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:10,000
the winter Ball or whatever it was, the Ball at Vault or snowball,

1220
01:25:10,039 --> 01:25:13,359
it is called snowball, and my
father picked us up. He picked us

1221
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:15,880
up, my sister and I and
my buddy and we brought it. No,

1222
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:20,000
she wasn't my date, but anyway, I had to clarify. I

1223
01:25:20,079 --> 01:25:24,399
buy to keep an eye on obviously, so we got Yeah, she was

1224
01:25:24,439 --> 01:25:29,239
wearing hoops and you know I did. So, long story short. We

1225
01:25:29,359 --> 01:25:31,800
get home and you know, so
I'm going downstairs and just watch MTV.

1226
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:34,640
And I come up. It's about
one o'clock in the morning, and we

1227
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,960
got church. We got church in
the morning, right, So I go

1228
01:25:38,039 --> 01:25:42,039
up the stairs and all of a
sudden I hear testifying stuff going on in

1229
01:25:42,079 --> 01:25:45,399
the other room, and it's my
father my mother like going in oh but

1230
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:50,399
talking about God. Okay, all
right, great, Why didn't you once

1231
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:56,239
you go in there and go I
just wanted to make sure you're okay.

1232
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,720
Grizzly bears my father. Yeah,
I was like sixteen, seventeen years old.

1233
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:03,000
I would have busted you were right, just because I would have known

1234
01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:05,880
what was going on, and I
would have loved to be that kind of

1235
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:09,239
Yeah I was. I wasn't wired
that way. But you I could see

1236
01:26:09,279 --> 01:26:12,760
you well only because it was funny. Like my sister said she could hear

1237
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:15,479
things. She used to like she
would hear it. I don't. I

1238
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:19,000
don't ever remember hearing anything I but
I wasn't paying attention. My my room

1239
01:26:19,039 --> 01:26:25,239
was magazine. My room was my
room was on a different floor. And

1240
01:26:25,279 --> 01:26:29,439
then and then my mother, a
girl wrote me a filthy, filthy,

1241
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:33,159
filthy, like three page letter on
the yellow legal pad paper. But I

1242
01:26:33,239 --> 01:26:39,279
was in college. Yeah, but
my mom found it and she was like

1243
01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:42,720
mortified. And then my old man
like casually says to me, h,

1244
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,399
your mother found the letter. And
I always like, I don't even want

1245
01:26:46,399 --> 01:26:49,479
to bring it up because I can't
tell if my dad was like disgusted by

1246
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:53,760
me. I still don't know.
I still have no idea what he really

1247
01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:56,520
truly thinks of me. But whatever, You've got a real history women in

1248
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:59,560
yellow legal pads, don't you?
Why what else happened? You had?

1249
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:06,199
Jared, you'reas burden the one that
wrote you the letters? Here? Does

1250
01:27:06,279 --> 01:27:12,000
your parents ever this segue? Did
your parents ever hide letters that you got

1251
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,079
from women you found out later.
Okay, So my sister was cleaning out,

1252
01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:21,720
check the story. He's like,
that's way over fucking bearing. Check

1253
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:25,479
this out. My parents used to
yell when I would get calls in the

1254
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:29,600
middle, like late at night grandparents. So we took over our grandparents' house

1255
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,199
after my grandfather died. My father
bought the house and took care of it,

1256
01:27:31,239 --> 01:27:34,199
renovated it. And my sister one
day after dad died, was like

1257
01:27:34,239 --> 01:27:38,359
cleaning up downstairs, some old stuff, and she went into the in the

1258
01:27:38,359 --> 01:27:41,399
basement and she goes, what's this. He sees an envelope hiding in the

1259
01:27:41,399 --> 01:27:45,199
basement ceiling and she pulls it out. It's a love letter from my aunt

1260
01:27:45,279 --> 01:27:49,760
Linda to my uncle Joe before they
got married. And it was still sealed,

1261
01:27:50,079 --> 01:27:53,680
like it wasn't opened. So does
she give it to your grandma?

1262
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,840
Grandma? My grandmother like didn't like
her, saw the return address and hit

1263
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,640
So my sister opens it up and
then it was very innocent. It was

1264
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,560
like it was like a time capsule. Don't forget to call me Friday.

1265
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:06,680
Well, at six thirty I get
I get the phone for an hour.

1266
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:11,079
I was like very sweet, innocent. But my grandmother didn't like her hit

1267
01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:15,119
the and hit the letter, so
my fought my my sister gave it to

1268
01:28:15,159 --> 01:28:17,640
my uncle and says, hey,
I found this, it was sealed.

1269
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:20,840
It's that's a cute family store.
Yeah, and he got he got a

1270
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:24,600
kick out him. Sure. I
mean they had since been long divorced at

1271
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:30,680
this point. I guess your grandmother. Yeah, it was right. God

1272
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:33,039
damn, grandma new that's it.
It's very very funny. All right,

1273
01:28:33,119 --> 01:28:38,000
we'll close down. Anybody big plans
for the weekend. I got a probably

1274
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,960
my last gig for a long time. Oh this is it? I think?

1275
01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:45,520
Is this is it? Where are
you playing? May fourth? Tap

1276
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:47,319
it at Scottsville, Rolock? If
you guys want to come out to Fourth

1277
01:28:47,359 --> 01:28:49,640
be with you. This is it. I don't know where it's going to

1278
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:55,159
go from here. Yeah, it's
gonna be my last show hitting the road

1279
01:28:55,159 --> 01:28:57,800
bill? Is this sad? Is
it a sad thing for you? You

1280
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,800
know? I don't know. If
it's center sweet, I could live with

1281
01:29:00,119 --> 01:29:01,880
it, but I mean it's it
seems like it's one of those things where

1282
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:05,359
I had bigger expectations for this.
What do you call guys who are like

1283
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:09,960
that, like a hoop earing version
of guys. Guys in a band.

1284
01:29:11,039 --> 01:29:15,520
I'll tell you what it's like being
married. Being in a band is like

1285
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,239
being married to four dudes. There
you go, all right, well that

1286
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:26,760
another one. It's all left the
cheating on him with other band. For

1287
01:29:27,479 --> 01:29:30,159
Kevin Muir, who had the great
insight to uh call Laura and see if

1288
01:29:30,159 --> 01:29:32,760
she's a hoop chick because she is. Turns how she is and she'll be

1289
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:38,279
in uh late next week. Yeah. For Dan who's got his final gig

1290
01:29:38,319 --> 01:29:41,439
and tap it on Saturday, May
the fourth, be with you. I'm

1291
01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:45,199
Bill Moran. Have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday with our reunion

1292
01:29:45,199 --> 01:29:50,880
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