1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,520 When he was leaning back in his chair as he was staring at Chef Jack 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,080 and he had a glass of whiskey. He was King Jeoffrey in his mind 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,759 at that moment. Yeah. And the point of Game of Thrones, which 4 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:17,320 is why it was so tragically bastardized by those lightweights, is that all of 5 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:21,239 the politicking means nothing because there are greater forces at play, and that couldn't 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:27,160 be more apt to this situation. You clean shit and serve people jalapeno Margarita's. 7 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,359 You don't matter. I mean, none of us really do, right 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,719 at the end of the day. I mean, you know, names are 9 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:41,520 so often forgotten, you know, but you are really nothing. That's not 10 00:00:41,759 --> 00:01:03,760 nice. Welcome aboard another brand's banking new episode of another blow Deck podcast. 11 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:07,560 My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Kicky. Permission 12 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:11,599 to come aboard granted? What's that babe? How you doing baby? I'm 13 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:19,040 good. I'm good baby. Got an episode of below Deck talk about Yeah, 14 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,480 not a good one. You don't think so? No, huh. 15 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,480 You know, the holidays are coming up. You and I were kind of 16 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:30,920 talking off Mike. Yeah, how are they gonna finish this season? Before 17 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:37,239 uh, Jesus' birthday, no idea. Yeah, I think they're gonna start 18 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:42,599 doing that to an episode, thing to a week. I've done it before. 19 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Yeah, because Bravo is not going to step on the sacred time of 20 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:59,040 year when Jesus was born. Andy's running around the offices screaming about how the 21 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:02,239 major does the main You mean nothing to you? We have to do this 22 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:07,519 twice a week. Yeah. No, My favorite part of the episode was 23 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:12,680 the of course, the puke counter. No, it was the sleeveless mentalist 24 00:02:12,719 --> 00:02:15,400 on James Bond Night. How about that guy? Yeah, three for three. 25 00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:22,639 Chuck a mentalist, chuck a good magician into really any social setting and 26 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:29,759 just watch the fireworks hit the well, there's no ceiling to this, Scott. 27 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:36,080 I but I mean it'll be fireworks. Right. Are we getting into 28 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,400 our thoughts and knots already? All right? PSA, this is an important 29 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:44,599 one. Okay. You guys love Ruby Wren Papya dog girl. Okay, 30 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,120 we're in negotiations with her right now. We want her to join the network 31 00:02:47,159 --> 00:02:51,879 full time. That would mean she'd be recapping below Deck episodes with us. 32 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,439 You love her so much the way that you let us know that you want 33 00:02:54,479 --> 00:02:58,719 her to be on the show because she ain't working for free. Is that 34 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,039 you got to help us grow. One way you can do that well, 35 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,919 actually, one of the only ways you can help us do this well. 36 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,400 Two ways you can support our sponsors and you can go to patreon dot com 37 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:09,960 slash another podcast network and give us five bucks and we'll never join the network. 38 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,199 At patreon dot com, you can donate a little or a little more. 39 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,719 But yeah, tell your friends, tell your family, spread the gospel 40 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:25,639 of this podcast about below Deck. So we have got some stuff to get 41 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:35,639 into. And the stuff begins with the segment called pots and Notts and thoughts 42 00:03:35,639 --> 00:03:38,919 and general thoughts. I'm gonna go first, you know, mind please bad 43 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:46,159 episode and the season is kind of showing its fangs a little bit to be 44 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:50,120 not that great of a season. I think it's just not that great of 45 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:58,159 a season. Right We're we're limping around third right now, and we're talking 46 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:03,800 about schedules, and we're talking about the nuances of being a Boston and schedules 47 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:06,879 and leaving trash in the galley before you go out and party all night. 48 00:04:08,159 --> 00:04:15,480 So that's not no, that's bad sleeveless mentalists. That's good, right, 49 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:20,000 But dentists with alcohol addiction. Yeah, that's really really great. You know. 50 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:25,519 I love when you're getting your molars drilled, you know, and you 51 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:30,439 can smell vodka and you're like, something's aren't right here, and oh no, 52 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:34,480 it's just we just keep everything clean. You're just that's just like mouths 53 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:40,199 just rubbing alcohol. It's so, why is there a hint of pineapple in 54 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:45,480 jalapeno? I don't get that. That's a new toothpaste we're doing. You'll 55 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,439 find it if we If we, you know, shine your teeth up like 56 00:04:47,439 --> 00:04:50,240 that, you'll see. But no, yeah, this guy's a real drunk 57 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:55,279 and we'll see him break glasses and walk in to see where it's sleeping quarters 58 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:58,199 on the next episode, which will be fun. But tonight we got a 59 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:05,399 lot of talk about schedules and that's not good. And also Kyle is Kyle 60 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:15,160 is starting a podcast and I couldn't be more happy for him. And I 61 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:18,279 don't want our fans to go into his root And this is not sarcastic. 62 00:05:18,399 --> 00:05:23,160 I'm not trying to be tongue in cheek. I don't want our fans to 63 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,519 go into his review section and leave one stars because we take the high road. 64 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:31,199 The world will do that too, So don't do that, Okay, 65 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,079 but if you do want to support them, go support them. If you 66 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,160 like Kyle, you go for it. I personally think that he's made of 67 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:41,720 that pink slime from Ghostbusters too. Oh, I thought you were going to 68 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,720 say the stuff that chicken nuggets is made out. No, no, no, 69 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:48,319 it's that pink slime in the sewers of Ghostbusters too. That it feeds 70 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:55,800 off anger and discourse in misery and it gets more powerful. Discord is a 71 00:05:55,839 --> 00:06:00,079 discourse, Isn't it like public discourse or discord? I don't want to be 72 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,279 this guy. Okay, I don't want to do this. Okay, zero 73 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:08,800 Now, I don't zero pods. Okay, here's my thoughts on this. 74 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,399 I agree with you totally. With this episode, we're rounding third. Things 75 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:15,120 are starting to slow down. A lot of the things in this episode were 76 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:19,480 not very entertaining. One thing I grabbed onto and to me, I know, 77 00:06:19,519 --> 00:06:23,079 it seems like I beat up on you a lot, but I've got 78 00:06:23,079 --> 00:06:26,959 to kind of let you have it here. You sit Kyle down at some 79 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:30,160 point during the episode. I think it was like in the stairwell and you've 80 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:35,120 been told what he did to Jack and Lily the night before, and you 81 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:42,480 give him kind of a impromptu employee review slash back channeling session. You allow 82 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,319 him to know that you spoke with Chef Jack and Lily, meaning they came 83 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,319 to you to complain about what he did. So I feel like I'm in 84 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:59,240 the goddamn movie groundhog Day. Performance reviews don't really They're not efficient when the 85 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:04,199 person who you're reviewing is rolling their eyes the entire time and you're saying, 86 00:07:04,439 --> 00:07:11,879 I know the point is not driven home. Okay, right, I hate 87 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,959 to fire people. I've been a manager, of supervisor, owner of a 88 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,839 company. I know it's very difficult. But what Kyle engaged in at that 89 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:23,079 night at the nightclub and don't and Chef Jack's hands aren't clean either a little 90 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:26,519 bit. It would appear to me that he was kind of trying to instigate 91 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,720 a little bit of a drama. That being said, Sandy had told him 92 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,279 last episode, you do one more fucking thing, you're out of here, 93 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:35,160 m h. And he did one more thing, yep. And rather than 94 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:39,680 report it to Sandy, to me, you chose to brush it off. 95 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:44,240 Why because you need him on service Sometimes doing the right thing is the hardest 96 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,240 thing to do. Boy, I'm getting really good damn preachy here. No, 97 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,079 No, the steak's really fucking low for sea rats. It's not like 98 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:53,439 they're in Congress. Hey, Pat, get me in the pews because I'm 99 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,240 all here for it, all right, you know, to me, tell 100 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:59,920 me, come on now, you gotta do the right thing. Kyle is 101 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:03,439 creating a hostile work environment. And I know it's maritime lawts. You know, 102 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:07,360 sea rats you do things to each other, but he definitely should not 103 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,720 be there. He is the problem on the boat and he needs to go. 104 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,600 Yeah, anyway, where else was it going? Oh? I love 105 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:18,079 that mentalist. I thought it was a decent episode. Knots. So last 106 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:26,360 week left off, we were at Oosteria and we were Hey, we were 107 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:33,639 having this really not United States conversation about degrees of banter or bans. It's 108 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:37,200 just one of those things that I don't think Americans really have any fucking idea 109 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,399 what these people are talking about. Kyle takes away and Toomey states that he 110 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:46,960 is a stick of dynamite that needs no match. And I want to say 111 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,559 that that whatever came out of her mouth made absolutely no sense. Well, 112 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:56,720 it's just that it's incorrect. He's pink slime. He's the chicken nugget pink 113 00:08:56,759 --> 00:09:01,399 slime that is in the sewers that feeds on anger. He's not his dynamite. 114 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,360 He's a pink slot. The idea that he's dynamite, but there's no 115 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,120 match, but it's still explodes. I believe she was trying to say that 116 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,159 he starts fights for no reason. Yeah, I believe that was the point, 117 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,799 right, right, right, Yeah, And that's totally true now that 118 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,759 Silent Actors, Dick is hard. He wants to dance, okay, he 119 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,360 wants to raise, he wants to dance, and he's really torued up. 120 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,840 He's ready to go out. But before we get to a mostly empty club, 121 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:31,279 Captain Timeshare is walking around and she sees is back at the boat. 122 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,799 Yeah, back at the boat. She's there's vegemite on glasses and fucking Laura's 123 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,759 noodles all over the place, and you know, there's come everywhere, and 124 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:43,360 she's like, ah, this is not okay, it is it's not. 125 00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:48,919 So we get to be Stu. We rip shots and Max begins speaking on 126 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,480 Peter Pan and how he's Peter Pan, and he makes a modicum of sense, 127 00:09:54,600 --> 00:10:03,200 but with his kind of jumbled, fun bingo cage brain energy. But 128 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:09,679 he doesn't make any sense. Now Jack about what happened, and Jack speaks 129 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:15,159 in stupidly close proximity to Kyle about how he's been distant from him because he's 130 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:20,039 drama. And that is when Kyle once again unironically tells Lily imposingly and Bigley 131 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,559 that Jack is someone who will turn her against the rest of the team and 132 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:30,440 to form her own opinions of the people that he thinks she should hate. 133 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:37,360 Now does that does that sound familiar? What it is? Of course it's 134 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:39,799 familiar. It's his it's his hot route, it's what he goes to every 135 00:10:39,799 --> 00:10:52,399 single time. But the inability to recognize how embarrassing the behavior is, coupled 136 00:10:52,679 --> 00:11:05,799 with the mental wellness posts on Instagram and the kind of kind of big Steaks 137 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:11,279 that he really talks about everything in his It's just a text book fucking malignant 138 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,120 narciss the grandiose way. Kyle, I'm coming for you. Sorry, I've 139 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,120 really held off. I don't apologize his big pink ass. You are fucking 140 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:24,480 c rat and you're you just gossip and backstab and start fights. There the 141 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:28,960 Steaks couldn't be fucking lower. But you speak in such grandiose terms. You're 142 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,200 not a fucking member of parliament with one of those funny wigs on doing something 143 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:37,320 important. No, you're cleaning fucking toilets, backstabbing people, you dumb ass, 144 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,960 right, right, right? I dude. You know he said, 145 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,360 like in one of those posts today because we fall on Instagram, as you 146 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,320 point out, he's like, uh, He's like, you don't know me, 147 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,720 but if you think you know me, I'm better even though I don't 148 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,679 know myself. One of those stupid things. You read it like three times, 149 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:52,279 like I have no idea what he's trying to, Like, you're misappropriating 150 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:56,399 Shania Twain quotes. You're right, I don't know yet, but I've been 151 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,960 recapping your ass for two years. So and what I tell you is what 152 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,399 I do know is you gotta go fucking talk to some people because you're Yeah, 153 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,200 it's never going to take you know. Uh. My therapist said that 154 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,360 she doesn't even speak to narcissists. She won't sit across from them to get 155 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,720 it because it's just not going to work. Well, she first have to 156 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:18,240 diagnose them to even understand she yeah, yeah, right, right, I 157 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,519 heard this thing that there's actually really only four percent of the population are narcissists, 158 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,519 so the term is overused quite a bit. Yeah, but I don't 159 00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:31,440 think it's overused here. I don't. I think it's a wortional immaturity. 160 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:35,399 No, I think it's narcissm. I think it's a warping of reality that 161 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:41,000 could see your face pulled into a shadow shadow pool, what shallow pool of 162 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:45,320 water and just drownd there. That's exactly what he's fucking doing when everyone hates 163 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:48,200 him. When he was leaning back in his chair as he was staring at 164 00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:52,960 Chef Jack and he had a glass of whiskey, he was King Jeoffrey in 165 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,799 his mind at that moment. Yeah. And the point of Game of Thrones, 166 00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:01,000 which is why it was so tragically bastardized by those lightweights, is that 167 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,960 all of the politicking means nothing because there are greater forces at play, and 168 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,919 that couldn't be more app to this situation. You clean shit and serve people, 169 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:16,000 Jalapeno Margarita's you don't matter. I mean, none of us really do, 170 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,360 right at the end of the day. I mean, you know, 171 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:24,519 names are so often forgotten, you know, but you are really nothing. 172 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:35,600 That's not nice. So Lily kicks this whole thing off and has to kind 173 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:41,639 of chain smoke down another barrage of gossipy bullshit from Kyle, and then we 174 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:48,600 get to the Vands. Lily is, according to Kyle, very influenced by 175 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:54,240 Jack and when Toomey says, I don't think so Kyle says, drunk man, 176 00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:58,159 sober man, I don't give a shit what you think, and then 177 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,320 despite the fog of drunkenness, he realizes, Oh, she's my boss. 178 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:07,879 I should probably tell her. Actually I do. Yeah, But the truth 179 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:11,879 of the matter is he could not care less what she thinks because the only 180 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:16,440 thing that matters is what he thinks, because he's a malignant narcisses. Hey, 181 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,559 by the way, we're having Laura tomb Raider on this week, so 182 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,840 so I'm excited to talk to him. Yeah, we'll get to the bottom 183 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:26,399 of all this what she was seeing on the ground, So put your submit 184 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,919 your questions for her in our Facebook group. At another blowdeck podcast, so 185 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,519 hot Smut in the Vans telling, Lily tells Maximilian to take her to bed, 186 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:41,279 and then we get to tandem creepy camps Luca and Jess stressfully having sex 187 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:46,039 with one another, and a Frenchman in Lily, Maximilian and Lily sliding off 188 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:50,080 of the bed. It's crazy stuff. So we get to the next day. 189 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:56,759 Next morning, Lily's having a tough time. Yeah, nobody else is. 190 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:01,200 And this is where I don't want to get ahead of myself. But 191 00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:09,679 one of the things that comes with being a professional seat rat you have to 192 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,399 be able to hold your liquor and you have to be able to go to 193 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:20,320 work the next day, because what naturally comes with a kind of flight for 194 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,679 your life away from all the problems that you've ever endured is a real, 195 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,960 real bad alcohol problem. And you have to have money in order to keep 196 00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:33,240 traveling around the world and running away from finding yourself. But also saying that 197 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:37,200 you're finding yourself. With that, you have to be able to scrub shit 198 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,279 off of the toilet the next day. I mean, it's just you have 199 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,000 to be able to do it. And Lily, I don't want to tell 200 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:45,120 you how to do your business, but I think you've been on this boat 201 00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:48,600 for thirty hours. Probably not a good love not working the whole day now, 202 00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:52,720 Dylan, I also noticed something next morning with the next morning with Luca 203 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:58,039 and the Frenchman, they trade stories just you know, bedded to women, 204 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,639 you know. And I don't know if the audience knows this, but with 205 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:06,639 guys, the descriptions when they trade stories, it's never well, she kissed 206 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:11,639 my belly gently all night and then she touched my hair, and then she 207 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:15,840 kissed me and I still smell her on my lips. It's did you banger? 208 00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,399 Bro? Yeah? Nice, followed by a fist bump and then no 209 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,360 details we shared. That's how we talk about something. Yeah, guys don't 210 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,039 have a lot of dirt on really anything, and women are often frustrated by 211 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,240 it. You know, right, how to go good? Nice? Do 212 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,440 you banger? Yep? Okay? Cool chack? Can do me have a 213 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,559 little chat about how Kyle is a broken little bitch who's bad at Macavelian politics. 214 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:45,639 I mean, he is so bad at his politics because what he's trying 215 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:51,000 to accomplish is done in the shadows, not out in the daylight. As 216 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:55,799 loud as you possibly can in a thong. Can I say he's bad at 217 00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:00,240 it? But in the land of the Blind, the man with one I 218 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:04,440 is king. Everybody else is so bad too at all of it. That 219 00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:08,319 he's getting away with it makes me sick. Movement is medicine, Lily, 220 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:15,359 and she is not moving. She is not, as I mentioned, a 221 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,519 professional seawright. Because we cut to the deck. I mean, these people 222 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:25,440 are up and Adam, they were slamming shots of Blowjob and Long Islands the 223 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:29,160 night before and now they're just excited and ready to go diving. You know, 224 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,519 you need to develop that muscle. Laura and Haley and Luca are absolutely 225 00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:37,359 fine. But Luca and his Pearls are not having a good morning because he 226 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:45,799 is called up to the bridge and Captain Sandy says, hey, there's a 227 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:51,319 big mess and that sucks, right, and I listen, Luca's Luca's a 228 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:55,559 cutie, right he is. And he also takes criticism well, yeah, 229 00:17:55,559 --> 00:18:00,680 he takes criticism pretty well. But he's definitely faltering a little bit. Yeah, 230 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,200 it's getting close to the end of the season. He's trying to fuck 231 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,119 everything that moves. He's more focused on pussy than he is his job. 232 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:11,559 And that's just a fact. And also, when are the Pearls going to 233 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:18,680 be out of fashion? Because I'm excited for that day. I'm really excited 234 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,839 for them to go by the way of the choker, right, that only 235 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,720 lasted like a year and a half. Well, it lasted a long time. 236 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:30,720 Then it got kind of reanimated I think probably by Taylor Swift. Oh 237 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,160 well, I hope uggs don't come back. They were really ugly. It's 238 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:40,079 actually in the name of the shoe. Yeah, it's amazing when people say, 239 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,039 you know, oh, that this product's not going to work? What 240 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:49,279 about ugs? You do? You gotta have a belief in yourself totally. 241 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,920 You're gonna be an entrepreneur. You have believe in yourself. Yes, you 242 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,119 do, because you're going to get a million no's before you get a yes. 243 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,319 Absolutely. 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Oh this one, yeah, yeah, he is 271 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:52,160 of that parable from that avant garde French film with Ryan Gosling where the bad 272 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,759 guy is Albert Brooks. You know what I'm talking about, I think so, 273 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,160 yeah, yeah, the frog and the scorpion, right right, he 274 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,720 carries them across the river and then the scorpions stabs him and he goes, 275 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:03,839 what was that for? You said you weren't going to do that. He 276 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:08,240 goes, I'm a scorpion. I lie all the time. Take my poison, 277 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:12,799 look at me, and in this case, the poison is the semen. 278 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:17,400 That's right, right. So work is done while Lily pukes and Toomey 279 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,480 has that conversation that she needed to have with Kyle. And when she said 280 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,240 that she needed to have a conversation with Kyle at that club, I was 281 00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:32,279 like, yeah, yeah, I'm excited to see this one. And that's 282 00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:36,200 exactly what happened. You cover this because you were right on the money, 283 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:41,279 give me chats with Kyle about Kyle being Kyle Who's powered by the pink slime 284 00:21:41,319 --> 00:21:44,640 in the sewer of New York City from the movie Ghostbusters Too, and he 285 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,359 claims Lily came to him to get an understanding of the drama on the boat. 286 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:53,240 A thing that did not happen the way that they interacted was he overheard 287 00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:57,240 Chef Jack saying let's not talk about this, and then lorded over her with 288 00:21:57,279 --> 00:22:00,160 his finger in her face, basically saying, you are going to take my 289 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,319 side or their side, and if you take their side, it's gonna be 290 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,759 bad for you. So he's lying here, uh huh, and then to 291 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:12,240 me essentially waves the white flag because she needs them and for her, that's 292 00:22:12,279 --> 00:22:17,720 all that matters, despite the fact he's creating a complete hostile work environment. 293 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:23,000 He says, Honey Jack has blocked on social media, and if I hear 294 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:33,559 this kind of conclusive end to a friendship one more time, I'm just gonna 295 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:36,759 lose it. Because Kyle, I gotta say, no one gives a fuck 296 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:41,920 about literally anything that you do with your social media and your podcast and your 297 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:48,400 acidic personality. He is pink'slime who came up with the shapes at McDonald's. 298 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:52,279 I mean, is that nonsense or is that nonsense? I'm not sure if 299 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:56,759 I'm familiar. We're talking about the nuggets. Are they're nuggies? Right? 300 00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:00,599 They're circles, but then there's the boot. I'm not sure. I haven't 301 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,079 seen the boot, but yeah, they look like little gold nuggets. Man. 302 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,640 When was the last time you had a nuggie? Oh? I got 303 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,640 them all the time for my daughter. Oh you got to pay. You 304 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,640 got to look at the sizes this time. Of the shapes, they're very, 305 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:18,960 very they're amorphously consistent. It makes no sense. Well I'll check that 306 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:22,799 out. It's like it's like the silent film actor is the one at their 307 00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:26,359 test kitchen. He's like, I think it should be a circle and cowboy 308 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,960 boots. All right, we got to get to a preference. Sheep madea 309 00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:33,440 friend sheep meeting meeting. What do we got? Not a lot? Here? 310 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:38,359 Guy named Michael. He basically does fucking fake tooth implants. They make 311 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,119 a lot of dough, and you can make a lot of dough. I 312 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,519 mean people, people charge an arm and a leg for those things. Dude, 313 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,559 I was gonna get one, the cheapest one and by the way, 314 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,400 it's not just a one day thing. You got to go back like three 315 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,759 times. They got to put a piece of a pole in your fucking gums 316 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:59,519 and then they uh and then they put the new tooth in there and they 317 00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:02,400 live in there. That down or whatever. Yeah, anyway, it's like 318 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,359 five grand or something. Yeah, and that's on the low end. I 319 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,279 mean, think about what poor Gennal Lions had to go through. What she 320 00:24:08,319 --> 00:24:11,359 have to go through. I mean she got our home out done. Oh 321 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,279 is that right? Oh? Yeah, So it's gonna be in a double 322 00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:21,200 O seven casino royale night. That is a that's just a casino night made 323 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,039 a little bit different by the cultural reference. So yeah, we've seen that 324 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:29,359 a thousand times. And then one of the requests is and it's not so 325 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,519 much a request and more of a passive aggressive kind of ota kind of thing 326 00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:37,759 where you go, you know, we're practicing in July. You don't have 327 00:24:37,839 --> 00:24:41,759 to be there, but when you don't show up, we're gonna notice. 328 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:48,079 Late night snacks are welcome. What is that? Yeah, I think you 329 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,599 nailed it. Just say we need late night snacks. Yeah, we got 330 00:24:52,599 --> 00:25:02,400 some drinkers. Oh my god. Yeah, Amiche, Amiche Pipatia. Lily 331 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,319 is still fucking off, but thankfully she has a silent film actor to give 332 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,799 her water. And now she's got a problem on her hands. Now, 333 00:25:10,079 --> 00:25:12,640 I'd want to point something out. So Lily is still passed out. I 334 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:18,920 think the Peke counters six or seven right now, Kyle and Anne chat or 335 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:23,799 Jessica chat and Jessica kind of complains about Lily not waking up yet to do 336 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,480 work, and Kyle says he can't say anything because anytime he talks, he 337 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:34,960 gets accused of causing drama, which I'd argue he's doing right now. He's 338 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,039 accusing someone of getting him in trouble if he talks about them when you can 339 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:51,119 only see your reflection, the nuances and complexities of life play no part. 340 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,839 Wow, who said that? Me? Oh? Nice dude? I mean 341 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:03,559 he's a can you. That's the the reason why I think he's he's pathologically 342 00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:08,279 in trouble because there's no He says things without any irony that you're just like, 343 00:26:08,599 --> 00:26:14,119 it's not even funny. It just makes you so disgusting. God, 344 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,440 he's starting to really wear on me. Yeah, this episode was tough, 345 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,839 so Toomey reports Lily to Sandy yeah, And she goes down there and knocks 346 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:29,759 on the door and Lily says, who is it I'm throwing out. Sandy 347 00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:33,240 says, it's your captain and says, h just want to remind you this 348 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:40,240 is a real job. Fucking sea rats. I mean, it's just unbelievable. 349 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,359 Man. Isn't it great that a captain has to say that. Yeah, 350 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,000 that's what they really do. Treat the thing like they just show up 351 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,240 and fucking party. It's unbelievable. But not tomb Raider, well not Haley, 352 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,240 no, no no. But before we move on, I want to 353 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:59,160 say this. So Sandy warns Lily if she does this again, she may 354 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,119 put her on double secret probation. Okay, yeah she did say this. 355 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,200 If this happens again, we're going to talk. She says. If you 356 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,079 go out and drink so much that you can't get out of bed for work 357 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,839 the next day, we're gonna have a conversation. How about I'll fire your 358 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,359 ass because that's what it should be. Tom's on the phone with the provisional 359 00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:23,680 person, and the person here is that it's going to be a double A 360 00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:29,079 seven party. And because they're on acid too, says, I think a 361 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:34,160 mentalist would be perfect. So Lily finally gets up, has to get right 362 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,359 to work. There's a shot of her cleaning the toilet. I think she's 363 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,799 taking a shit at the same time. It was really weird. It was 364 00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:45,039 like she had given up an emptied her bowels. Puke counters at ten. 365 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:48,319 At this point nightfalls, Lily is still really sick because I think she said 366 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:52,240 that when she drinks she gets low blood sugar. That's right, that she's 367 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,119 got diabetes. And then we get to a little fun time in the mess 368 00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:03,720 crew mess hall. What are they called comary in the common area? Yeah. 369 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:08,599 Now, did tom Raider lists this on her earlier sea rat history? 370 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:12,559 No, okay, this is a new sea rat history, and it's sea 371 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,720 rat history. It is not. It does not have a place on the 372 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:21,200 sea rat sad scale. Absolutely not. I even pull that scale out. 373 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,160 No, you wouldn't pull that out for somebody talking about how they love opera. 374 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:27,839 Not at all. But did she say she's an enthusiast and because she 375 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:34,359 was singing but she wasn't doing very good opera? No, listen. Tomb 376 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:44,079 Raider excels at most things nauticals. She really excels at perceiving traps and tombs 377 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,720 and on starcuffa guy and stuff like that. But an opera singer, she 378 00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:51,519 is not well, she said not according to her says one day she hopes 379 00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:55,119 to be an opera singer, Neil things that won't happen. Ever, Yeah, 380 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,799 that boy, are we being me? No? I think she was 381 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,720 kidding about that, because she's how horrible she is. It's singing. But 382 00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:07,599 listen, I root for any and all dreams. The tomb raider has half. 383 00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:12,440 It's late, it's not late. It's seven thirty. So Lily has 384 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,480 turned it around. The brid is back, and she has returned to burning 385 00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:19,799 clothing. Hailey is going diving, and we should say next day. Next 386 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,400 day, Hailey is going diving and the crew is arriving now. During a 387 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:29,480 little meeting, we remind Lily that the you know, the the we're happy 388 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,359 that you're back in black and all that stuff, but you need to take 389 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,480 initiative. And when we're having this conversation, we get a call from Sandy, 390 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:41,039 who says, hey, I don't have clothing, and Lily says, 391 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:45,680 in an OTF, there's no winning here, there's only failure and no positivity. 392 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,480 Listen, I get it, you're kind of thrown to the lions here, 393 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,160 but don't apply for the show. Well, all right, great, 394 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,400 all right, so to me realizes she's got someone green, and uh, 395 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:06,319 green is a nice way of saying someone lied on their resume because Lily doesn't 396 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:11,440 know how to do anything. Yeah, so that's not wouldn't be the first 397 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,599 time. I think it was. At the beginning of this season. We 398 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,160 had a dude that lied. Wasn't even a he's basically stolen identity. Oh 399 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,160 that's right. Yeah, no, he was a drug trafficker. Right. 400 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,000 And then we had a chef that had no qualifications and decided on a nice, 401 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,559 lovely evening out on charter that she'd served nachos with corn on the top. 402 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,480 Yeah, she lied on a resume too, she did. Yeah, 403 00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:37,839 she didn't. She didn't say on a resume that she hates gays as much 404 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:41,920 as she does. Right. We also had a bosin that I called she 405 00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:45,160 used to win at Street Fighter. I forget who that character. Oh yeah, 406 00:30:47,119 --> 00:30:51,519 rey gun, it's not new to lie on your resume to be on 407 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:55,400 below deck. So the charter guests arrive first name, last name, Mike 408 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,119 Stevens. Good to me, Yeah he is jacked, and these people are 409 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,839 already druyk. He is jacked. Hey, Dyl, if you don't mind, 410 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:02,599 I just want to back up one second. We'll get to the guests. 411 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:08,240 Toomey says, referring to Lily, we give people chances, they fail, 412 00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:14,599 and they leave. That's a great attitude toombs. I agree with firing 413 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,039 Lily. I agree with Toomey's mindset. Lily worked four minutes during a charter 414 00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:21,480 and proceed to get drunk, causing hangover, thus disrupting the workflow. Here's 415 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:25,480 where Toomey fucks up. Yeah, don't say it out loud to another employe, 416 00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:30,920 you amateur. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, yeah, wow, 417 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,759 Tom's having a tough go Groundhog Day. Tom. I'll tell you what. 418 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,000 Why don't we have you on at the end of the season. You can 419 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,839 explain away all this stuff. Generally, it's better to just fall on a 420 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,960 sword. It's endearing to the audience. Yeah, mm hmm. People like 421 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:52,519 our redemptions exactly. Yeah, they're like, how how is she gonna get 422 00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:56,119 back up because the sword has impaled her? But I feel bad because there's 423 00:31:56,119 --> 00:32:00,359 a sword in her. So these charter guests are already drunk, this guy 424 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:05,319 Cliff is definitely he has a waste management vibe to him. And by that 425 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,559 I mean I think he orders hits on people. Oh but you thought he 426 00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:10,279 was really drunk too, I would have given that away. The fact that 427 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,720 grown adults are throwing crackers at each other, well that's Amise Capeche. I 428 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,559 mean, he's just absolutely losing his mind. But we cut back to Kyle's 429 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:20,759 tooth problem. Do you remember when he was like, it's so painful, 430 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,519 and then the one guy son signed, my son signed, Amiche is well 431 00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:30,759 on his way to blackout. Now we get a little meanwhile here, laundry's 432 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:36,079 bad, it's very bad, and Kyle and Jack aren't speaking, and then 433 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:43,519 Amiche Capiche goes down. Well, I'll tell you why do adults think that 434 00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:46,279 they can do this. It's like the bachelor party of the second marriage, 435 00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:50,880 where you're forty two and you're like, let's fucking turn off strip club a 436 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,119 headache. At four o'clock, you order chicken tenders and you watch Sports Center 437 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,839 and you fall off asleep. Yeah, yeah, I love the forty year 438 00:32:57,839 --> 00:33:00,559 olds that think they're going to go to Vegas, sit by the pool and 439 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,480 drink copious amounts of alcohol. You're a rally to go to a club at 440 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,400 eleven. Get that hell out of here. The vibes are so awkward because 441 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:14,160 everyone's just like, I can't You don't mean I can't have a conversation with 442 00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:20,519 anybody. I need to be in bed on YouTube shorts and then maybe I'll 443 00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:23,599 beat off maybe maybe the energy. All right, dell, let me explain 444 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:29,799 away this whole dentist issue with there a bunch of goddamn alcoholics trying to bury 445 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:35,640 their stresses. Studies show twenty five percent of dentists struggle with depression, and 446 00:33:36,279 --> 00:33:39,000 yeah, and that only accounts for those who report it. Here's why I 447 00:33:39,079 --> 00:33:43,480 mission so distraught. He's walking around on the boat in circles. Is I'm 448 00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:46,440 not a real doctor. So this is what happens. You go to school, 449 00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:50,839 right, You think you're going to do something meaningful, meaningful with your 450 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,480 life in the fast paced industry of dental care, and then your first client 451 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:59,079 opens his mouth and it turns out he must have lost a toothbrush eighteen years 452 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:01,240 ago into the bottom. Find it because now you're dealing with that, right 453 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:05,160 right, right? And also, no one ever wants to see you, 454 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:08,400 right mm hmm. Someone walks in their office. They don't want to be 455 00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:10,880 there. It's a place they never want to be and they never want to 456 00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:14,639 see again. Well, and I've done this jag before, but I hate 457 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,760 dentistry. I hate the profession. I hate the people that work in it. 458 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,239 I think that their expectation of people is bullshit. I think they haven't 459 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:28,559 innovated. They really are just lazy, and they masquerade as all knowing and 460 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,320 helpful. There's nothing helpful about you telling me that I need to floss twice 461 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:37,280 a day for sixty seconds each time. Nobody has fucking time for that. 462 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,559 Okay, nobody's gonna fucking do that, okay, And don't tell me that 463 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:44,800 the scope picks aren't as good and that you need to actually do the flossing, 464 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,400 because I'm not going to do that. I'd rather just fucking pay forty 465 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:51,199 grand and have my teeth decay when I'm fifty. Okay, I'm not going 466 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,920 to do that. Well, just by new teeth. Also, everything is 467 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,960 pain, Everything is pain, Everything is discos. And let me tell you, 468 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,119 I was all in on COVID, right. I loved COVID. I 469 00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:08,840 was like, let's be safe, you know, let's be safe. You 470 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,119 know, let's be safe and watched Tiger King. Right. I wasn't one 471 00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,960 of those people that was like, you know, not me, and who 472 00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:20,719 who who? And by not me and I mean, you're not gonna make 473 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,760 me, you know, and who cares? Right? But I my last 474 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:30,400 dentist and I'll stop soon. Kept this guy, This guy took my bonded 475 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,239 retainer around. Okay, jacked up my bottom teeth right, My bottom teeth 476 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,800 are disgusting now because of this guy. And I could not get in the 477 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:45,199 elevator in February of twenty twenty three without a mask. I mean, come 478 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:50,360 on, guy, I'm paying you a bunch of money. You're stabbing my 479 00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:55,400 face with needles. It's just get better. Sorry. I had a dentist 480 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,000 one time. I kept I couldn't help myself. I was like an OCD 481 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,440 thing my tongue for some reason. One to keep inspecting what the person was 482 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,559 doing to that, so you got to check their work. And he warned 483 00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:07,000 me like four times, and then he hit my tongue with one of those 484 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,679 things that made it bleed. Yeah he did that on purpose. Oh yeah, 485 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,199 he definitely did. Son of a bitch. So lunch is served. 486 00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:16,599 It's skirt steak con tributary with linguini and muscles, which is a classic combo. 487 00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:23,719 Yeah, I kid, that's disgusting. But this is a nice heavy 488 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:30,119 lunch, which is much too much for water sports and scuba diving. But 489 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,639 these you know, toothed professionals need some soaking up. So this is a 490 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,400 very very necessary meal for check to serve. We need a big vatapasta, 491 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:43,360 we need some protein and a light condimento. Then this work schedule thing shows 492 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,519 up again, bravo. Come on. I didn't even take notes on it. 493 00:36:45,559 --> 00:36:49,400 I was so born. I forgot that these folks are going diving. 494 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,960 And we've seen this in the past with Asia going you know, sure damn 495 00:36:55,079 --> 00:37:00,360 and you can go diving. No you can't. Now when you've had fifteen 496 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:06,000 shots at tequila a vadapasta and you're going ten meters underwater, it's just not 497 00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:09,840 a good combo. But we'll get a little c red history on Haley. 498 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:15,199 Haley she loves diving. Fifteen thousand log dives. Wow, yeah, she 499 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,719 knows what she's doing. Who in God's name has time for fifty fifteen thousand 500 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:27,920 log dives? I can't even imagine that. A lot of time. You 501 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,480 know. I had a dude work for me for a while where I'd pick 502 00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:34,280 him up on Mondays and I go, what'd you do this weekend? And 503 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:40,719 he'd say, oh, I binged two shows on Netflix. And I'd say, 504 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:47,559 don't you have three kids? Where do you find the time to watch 505 00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,760 forty one hours of television over the course of a weekend. Oh, I 506 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,760 know who you're talking about? Oh no, you don't. So the text 507 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:07,280 between Italian Luca. Yeah, I have no words. Oh yeah, I've 508 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:15,599 lamented the melodramatic, toxic love sick puppies who are thirty five and act like 509 00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:20,960 this. I need to stop hating people so much because it's not good. 510 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:27,239 It's gonna give me cancer. But you never know how special morning coffee is 511 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:35,360 until you don't have it. I a couple things about this one, Luca. 512 00:38:35,519 --> 00:38:37,599 You wanted to kill her before she left, and you didn't want anything 513 00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:39,679 to do with her. You didn't want anything to do with it. Mal 514 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,840 absence makes the heart grow fonder, Dylan, And to tell you, what's 515 00:38:44,159 --> 00:38:50,199 fat buff aj gonna think about you texting little Luca. Okay, this just 516 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:58,840 it makes me want to puke like Lily. Honestly, so breaks are becoming 517 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:08,199 an issue, and evidently Jess says that Lily is taxing because she doesn't know 518 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:15,039 what to do. And Jess doesn't like to lead. That's right, she 519 00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:21,159 likes to be a follower. Jess not liking to lead is one of the 520 00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:28,679 most shocking things I've heard this season. She's Anne. Of course she's not 521 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,639 Achilles. So a couple beats here. Did we even have dinner or did 522 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:36,239 they just gloss over it? I forget it. No, we'll get to 523 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:42,960 dinner. On a second. The mentalist arrives and there is a bit of 524 00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:51,480 hectic coordination going on here and on my side of the street. It is 525 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,079 entirely Toomey's fault. So the mentalist needs to be picked up. But Luca 526 00:39:55,119 --> 00:40:00,400 has brought everybody, brought all the things onto the Bible, including uh, 527 00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:02,360 pulled the tender up. Yeah, so it's sitting on the crane. So 528 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,599 Toomey says, it would have been nice if Luca asked me if I needed 529 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:14,440 anything or if I needed the tender tonight. I'm sorry, do you guys 530 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,719 normally have the car? Is Lucas supposed to be like, hey, do 531 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:22,039 you have a sleeveless mentalist? Coming aboard this evening? Is there a in 532 00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:25,519 more cake that I need to pick up? In what world do you not 533 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,280 go to Luca and tell him that this is happening? You would think that 534 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,840 they would commune. I forget what Sea reported out. It must have been 535 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:37,400 Tom. She's the smart ounter Turmuraders should be running this whole thing. Yes, 536 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,440 you guys need to communicate what is the itinerary for the night right? 537 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:45,239 And that that apparently isn't it happening? And I'm not saying that Luca's not. 538 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:52,280 It's failing miserably. It's both of them. So he arrives and he's 539 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,599 very James Bond. He looks like a polygamist who spends a lot of money 540 00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:59,239 on incense. But he, however out of place he is, and however 541 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:05,000 nonsensical. This is fucking kills it. They fucking kills it. These mentalists. 542 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,039 I don't know how they do it. It's magic. It's the only 543 00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:15,559 explanation. They're really they really the hand I get right like, you work 544 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:16,800 on it, You work on it, you work on it before you know. 545 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,440 How'd you get her to say that it was an ace of diamonds? 546 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,079 And then and then she's holding that card. How that happened? And when 547 00:41:24,119 --> 00:41:29,079 you say I pick a vacation destination, how do you know that, She's 548 00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:37,199 going to say, very sloppily and very American, the entire continent of Australia. 549 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:44,679 That's crazy. So, as is the case with all mentalists, they 550 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,360 absolutely blow their socks off, and we get to do that. It's going 551 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:53,440 to be pork belly with carrots and apple songs fought. Yeah, uh, 552 00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,719 we don't. Hamish and his shades, I mean, take those off now, 553 00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:04,440 you are not the baby. I don't know why you were wearing those 554 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,119 at this dinner table. And then we have an issue with literally no one 555 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:15,679 being not asleep. Okay, so Jessica slash Ann is down with Lily fixing 556 00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,000 the bedrooms because that's what you have to do. When the people come back 557 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,039 from dinner, they want there. Lennon's changed, and we have too Mey 558 00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:27,199 running around with her head cut off doing dinner service, and then the entire 559 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:37,760 exterior is sleeping. Luca, Hey, hey, I'm sorry, No who's 560 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,079 I thought it was Jeff Shack's in the galley So noahs, Lara, She's 561 00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:44,920 like, I've worked all day, I haven't gotten a break in forty eight 562 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,400 hours. Yeah, hey, I need you to get up right, come 563 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,440 on hey, and I'd be like I jezus fucking cries. How Luca has 564 00:42:54,599 --> 00:43:00,599 coordinated it so that every single person on his team is a sleep is It 565 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:05,800 might be more impressive than anything he's done, but we'll find out more about 566 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,360 that next week. 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