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Enjoin the game. I think you
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I better. No, no,
no, seriously, you're in the

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owner's box. I don't think it's
a good idea. You're not serious.

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Yes, yes, yes, I
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no, but he gave me the
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like it if you wore an Orioles. Yeah, well maybe you should ask.

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I don't have to ask him.
Now, you're gonna take the hat

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off or not? Oh, I'm
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I take it off? That's ridiculous. Let's just take the cap off?

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What George? I am at a
baseball game? This is a marriage.

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Look, look, either you take
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I don't care. I'm not taking
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might get your hands off of me. I'm leaving. Wait a minute.

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We look, we just got here. Do you want us to go with

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your cap? George? Yeah?
Day? All right, all right,

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we'll go, we'll go. We
welcome to Talking Scienfelt, of the podcast

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where we discuss everything we know about
the show about Nothing, and this week

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we are here to review the episode
with a loathsome offensive brute himself as the

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claimer. It is the letter.
Hey, I'm Danna, and I am

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that lowsome loathsome. Oh my god, that's a hard again say. Today

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I fucked it up as well,
loathsome loathsome. I was about to say,

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so, you know, props to
those to those actors. I already

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thought they did a very good job, and now I know they've done an

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excellent job. I am that loathsome
offensive brute guy. Thank you everyone who

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was tuning in to the show this
week, and thank you to everybody who

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champions. I don't forget. If
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it's talking Seinfeldt at gmail dot com. We'd love to hear from each

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and every single one of you.
But mister Davis, how's your week been.

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It's been eventful, one might say, in good ways and bad.

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I'm still just enjoying the aftermath of
last week's anniversary with the love of Louise

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Yes, and then Valentine's Day was
like a week later on. I didn't

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really do anything for it. You
know. We although, in my defense,

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Lou and I said good morning to
one another, and then middle of

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the way through the day, she
said, oh, way be Valentine's Day's

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Valentine's daw, I forgot about it. Boy. You know you're in the

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right relationship or in a good relationship
when Valentine's Day doesn't matter, because every

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day should be Valentine's Day. That
is correct. But having said that,

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I was sort of a bit paranoid
last night. I'm like, should I

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have done the traditional Valentine's Day stuff? Should I mean, I'm gonna,

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I'm saying, of course, Luke
tonight, So I mean, I'll probably

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take over some flowers and all that
kind of business, just to say for

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you because I care. But you're
getting those after Valentine's Day half price discounts,

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Mamma Davis didn't raise no dubh.
Yeah, there's that as well.

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There's something our special today about today, mister Davis, what is it?

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I have to say happy anniversary to
my wife Nicola lyon recording this on February

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fifteenth, two thousand, or twenty
twenty three, because you say twenty twenty

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three every fifteenth ten year wedding anniversary. Yes, he made it. That

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was me clapping my hands. By
the way, it feels like the first

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milestone has been reached. You know, ten is a big deal, and

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congratulations you made it. I mean
they everyone talks about, you know,

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the seven year itch and all that
kind of nonsense. I don't know how

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much stock you're having that, but
ten years it's a good round number.

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It shows you're in for the long
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was fine. It just got a
bunch of cream, just you know,

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coming up those spots. No,
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literally he said to Nikola this morning. I was just looking at it and

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I was just like, actually,
and this is not me bullshitting. I

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find it more attractive now than when
the day I met it. And that's

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just what happens when you're in a
good, good relationship with a good marriage.

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I'm sure you're the same with the
love of Luise. That is correct,

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sir man. You know who's not
necessarily good partner, Nina. We're

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here to talk about the letter,
right, very jealous of Elaine. I

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mean, I get the jealousy.
It is a kind of a weird situation

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where it's not just that their friends. Elaine's always over. Yeah, that

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would kind of be this like,
really is that really normal? But I

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can but she just seemed very paranoid
Nina. She did indeed something I noticed

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from well first thing, and I
was like, Hey, that's actor Katherine

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Keena, who I quite likely have
been a bunch of a bunch of good

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movies, a bunch of good shows, are very very good actor. I

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first saw her in the forty year
Old Virgin. I reckon forty year Old

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Virgin being John Malkovich. I'm not
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can do that, but she's not. She's the wife and get out she

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is. Yes, she's very good
and get out. You know who I

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always getting confused with. I always
getting confused with the mother from Step Brothers,

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cal Mary Steen Virgin, because she's
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But they kind of similar. They've
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and you know who else? She's
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to an extent, That's what I
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version of her a little bit.
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Catherine keenan and then looking at the
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Maybe it's an early nineties thing or
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bit a Lanish jildish. What's going
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Springfield, But I was wondering if
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if they cast her because of that. But you know, it's interesting,

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But you're right, not a good
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a good partner. It's very Jerry
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a relationship where he's openly saying,
yeah, it's not gonna last long.

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Yeah, that's just about sums up
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against commitment. But have you ever
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sort of you're in one, and
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weeks or even a couple of months, and you realize, I don't think

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there's got staying power. Yeah,
but it's but it hasn't reached that sort

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of critical mass stage where it's like, nothing bad enough has happened for me

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to say we want to pull a
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there that's enticing or exciting you to
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not necessarily going to explode. It's
more going to implode. You know,

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I'm just going to run out of
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out of air. I didn't think
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for each other to an extent,
but but yeah, what I did like

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about the Nina story though, was
the George angle. I thought George was

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very relatable in this, the whole
I'm not I're going to buy anything,

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right, That's how I would be
able to I'm coming. I'll come and

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say hello. Ain't buying ship though, because I don't get art. Me

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personally, I don't get art.
And as we're discussing our latest guests,

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we record a couple of nights ago, our review of Brushed with Greatness from

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season two of The Simpsons with David
B. Cooper, a Simpsons artist,

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and he was saying that art is, you know, ten percent, your

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idea, nine percent, the person
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what it means, and you're just
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that's one hundercent one. I meant, great episode, and well,

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great episode of the Simpsons, great
episode of four fingered discount, great guest

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So yeah, ball means get on
that listeners. Yes all the way from

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season two of The Simpsons is always
great going back and reviewing those early episodes.

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One with Ringo star Hung It on
Me Wall Gear episode Yeah, Yes,

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I'm not gonna lie. I thought
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this episode was super creepy, like
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off. Huh. I mean,
I know you're kind of kidding, but

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are you my exact note Cram,
are you inappropriate flirt? Because yeah,

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I mean one gets the feeling that, yes, he certainly is joking,

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but it's that joke where it's like, but if you did just just casting

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the road, so seeing I as
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good way of putting it. But
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though, I thought Michael Richards was
very funny, but it was just purely

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there sort of for the physical comedy
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isn't really have much of it besides
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wasn't really adding much to the story. He was just sort of He was

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there a lot, but he wasn't
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it in some way. Oh no, I actually, no, he wasn't.

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He was there the baseball one.
He wasn't necessarily vital, but he

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was there for the comedy. I
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funny lines, but yeah, Cramer
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it's just because even Kramer being the
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important. The painting could have been
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you know that. And it feels
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painting, particularly with the old couple
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having their various opinions about it,
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they spoiler for the end I have
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it didn't have to be crame and
that wasn't necessarily the case. I mean,

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it was good that it was.
He made a meal of it,

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But I get the feeling there was
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with here, so he really hammed
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Yeah, but they when you've got
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might will just let him let him
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you think about the other baseball angle
that apparently really happened to Larry David.

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Howard Weston, executive from NBC got
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a baseball game and his friend was
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he thought it was absolutely ridiculous,
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though the episode is called The Letter, that's that's almost a big I guess

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it's kind of even even footing with
them with the letter story, but I

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feel like that was a big part
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I am on team Elaine here,
like, fuck off, you can just

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leave your hat on, that doesn't
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box. But for example, if
we go to an AFL game, he's

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showing us football. You can go
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of people just like ah, if
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expect to cop something in return.
In regards, it's sort of like tongue

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in cheek banter back and forth,
but no one's going to be actually angry

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at you. Forgive me, I'm
being a bit ignorant here, but is

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Baltimore actually playing in that game that
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sort of rubbed any camp? I
don't think, so I will double check,

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but I'm pretty sure they're not.
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don't know. Yeah, I think
if you're a half like decent birthday,

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if someone rocks up with a cap
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that's not your team of choice.
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the cool box or the cool seats
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roll with it, well, you
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bit of fun at their expense.
Like really, okay, fine, but

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yeah, don't be that much of
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I'm I'm I'm team Alane, as
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like George, though, do you
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Stay fine. I have never never
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I have at that moment. Have
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you know you may see any three
out of the nightclub. It's like we

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just got in, mate, mate, and it does go through your mind

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like, he'll be RIGHTIO get home. Just check at the cab we find

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I'm staying, mate, I'm staying. Yeah, it's worse if it's your

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partner. If it's your partner,
then you've got to go, even if

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you don't agree, even if you
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like solidarity. Not that not that
Nicholas ever been thrown out of anywhere,

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but you know that is a good
one still. So what were your favorite

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moments of the letter, mister Davis? Um, Now, I should be

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a bit more prepared when I do
this podcast. I've got pages and pages

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and pages, by which I mean
two pages of notes about this episode.

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But I didn't look up the names
of the actors playing the sort of older

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couple who are debating the merits of
the cramer and then decide to buy it.

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But I think they do a very
good jobs. As I mentioned earlier,

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I just I like there to and
fro they both realize they've got some

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nice, meaty lines to sink their
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a mean of So yeah, I
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that. Something else I enjoyed.
It's a little dig at Nina actually buy

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your dad, who I think realizes
that his daughter's probably a bit of a

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flippity gibbet. You know, she's
doing her art and all that kind of

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stuff, and he's obviously living off
that his money he's bankrolling, and he's

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saying it was cheaper for me when
she was an actress. I don't know,

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I've I think I've got kind of
a soft spot slash. Yeah,

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I've got mixed feelings about people like
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it would be nice to have a
patron even to even I is your wealthy

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parents. But at the same time, I know some people like that.

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What's that American saying you're born on
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a home run or something. Well, it's kind of how I feel right

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now. I'm just like Nicolas bringing
home the bacon right now. She's working

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at the full time job. I'm
doing this this podcast thing. It would

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be nice if we had more supporters, but we paying the bills. But

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yeah, that's just there's just not
enough for you. Extra tirees on a

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Thursday night, like they used to
be extra tied inners on a Thursday night.

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It used to be because like build
down, I can't buy anymore neckties.

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I'm running out of my fancy neck
is my Thursday night ties. Come

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on Bedron's chip in Dan don't need
a cravat. No, no, I

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know what you mean, but we
want to buy the extra mic from for

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Nicholas. Don't have to keep borrowing
the mic from your place back. That's

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one of the things we do here
on the on the network where I'm backing

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forth from guys as Brian mics.
We'd love to buy a better equipment and

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have better cameras and just better shit. So we're not all buying like fancy

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neckwear here. No, we're investing
in the four fingered discount infrastructure. And

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if you like, you've got a
listening Yeah, we would appreciate if you

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did want to hear support the show. Yes, we would appreciate you.

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Do you want to support its it? Literally a dollar a month would all

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go a long way if you'll did
that. But anyway, enough about complaining.

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But yes, I enjoyed that as
well. I enjoyed cramers are taunting

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at the baseball I'm like football,
there's nothing wrong with just when you when

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you're at the game, you just
you just yell shit out. Don't take

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it two shis. Don't be racist, obviously, but you don't mean what

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you're saying to the player. If
you see them in the street, you're

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gonna be nice. If you don't
actually hate them. It's just for that

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two hours you know they're they're the
enemy, and you just shot up.

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You don't mean it. Yeah,
or even your own team. You can

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get a little vocal about Bronx cheers. Yeah, yeah, I mean,

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oh you finally got a touch,
buddy, Yeah, you get on your

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mate. I have startled certain people
that i've you know, watched football matches

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with me because I don't think I'm
self spoken and warm heart and all that

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kind of stuff. And then Tom
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and it's like, oh my god, Tom, don't think just kick Tom,

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come on, yeah, don't ever
think this, mate, he's ever

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thinking it. Look at him,
Look look at him, look at him

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over thinking it? What you doing
with what's you doing your big Frankenstein monster

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looking motherfucker? And then when you
know, he gets one on the run

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and sort of does it from in
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there's God, you fucking legend.
Why can you do that all the time?

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I think the first time I watched

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you know, the footy with lou, like you become a slightly different person.

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Yeah, that was the thing.
Nicholas said. I'm glad that when

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you first brought me over to your
house to meet your parents. It was

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like, you know, two weeks
into the relationship, and I just knew.

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Nichola was like the one and Geelong
were playing Collywood that night, and

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at the time, Gelong and Collywood
were heated rivals. And she's like,

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I'm glad I went there that night
because you guys, like your family become

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a different family, but I got
to see the real family because She's just

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like it. No, it wasn't
just a nice dinner, nice to meet

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you, blah blah. I was
just like, no, you guys were

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just like screaming at the TV fair
or footy fans. But she liked that.

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She's like, Okay, these guys
are comfortable being themselves around me and

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she has it worked so and from
that night on because Geelong beat I remember,

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beat Collywood by like less than the
goal. From that day on,

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she was a football fan. Oh
god, imagine a Collingwood and one different

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story and Nicholas like, I think
I like Collywood better. I'll be like

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goodbye and a farewell. I also
really enjoyed. Before we get into add

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trivia, George just not wanting to
buy the art just and the crameras like

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you're gonna buy something, and Joe's
you can have a look around. It's

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like, oh, fuck me,
you got because I completely agree. I

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just don't understand art at all.
I'm not what you'd call an art connoisseur,

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but I know what it's that old
saying, I know what I like,

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and I don't hate this. You
know, you'll find bits and pieces

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around around my house, and not
necessarily art art, more like pop artum.

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But there are times when I sort
of looking home. Yeah, I

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think I definitely have a thing that
I like or a style that I like.

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I like artists interpretations, or like
movie posters and things like that,

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or like that's drawing their own posters
of something I've seen from a movie or

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things like that. I've got several
of those, like a Gremlin's one and

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et one and jews one. Got
some Simpsons ones as well, which I

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need to get framed. It's one
of those things. I'm gonna get these

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framed because like, do you need
all these art prints? And I need

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them framed. But it just costs
money, it really does. Framing.

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Framing costs a bomb. But I
interrupt you before, what are you going

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to say, mister Davis? No, No, I was gonna say that

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George is very George here in the
yeah, sort of being peer pressured into

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I guess buying out or certainly showing
that he's interested. Mind you could you

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could just say, look, it's
really nice, but I'm just a bit

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kind of I clearly can't afford this
stuff, you know. And you it's

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very easy to sort of pay them
comp saying well this is clearly out of

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my prize range. Um, they
go, oh, thank you so mad,

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and you say, yeah, I'm
not paying money for your damn ard.

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So how do when you go out
when you great with your mates who

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you know, you know, and
they know they own more than you,

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and they're talking about like the new
Lettuce golf clubs are going buying whatever,

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they will buy this, We'll get
this champagne. It's like, motherfucker's no,

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I can't afford this, but you
know it's worse when they go,

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I don't worry, we'll pay for
it. I'm like, that's even worse

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not watching charity just they suggest it
in the first place. You know,

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just go get a beer. Could
you spell that? Please? No?

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Next question? All right, it's
time for some trivia here. I'm talking

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Seinfeld for the letter. Before then, though, I've got some names to

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on the Simpson Index podcast. If
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Thank you so much, guys for

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your support. Remember if you want
to get your name right out on every

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single podcast we'll do here in the
four finger Discount network, oh seven podcasts

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during the fortnight rotation that we do
here. But we love all these people,

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don't be mister Davis. I love
each and every single one of them.

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But you know what, love is
not a fine art resource. And

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I've got even more love to give, so does Dande, I think.

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So let's welcome a few more into
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join us as a full thing.
It just game patron, just for a

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single dollary, dude. All right, So, mister Davis, what's your

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first question for the letter? I
don't have that many. But during the

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Jerry's first bit of stand up,
he talks about art gallery security guards.

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He says, give me that what
painting? Oh no, no, says

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says Ramber. At the end,
what does he what does he say?

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The other artist is Seazar? Give
me that season that's the one. Yes,

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I liked the stand up and this
I thought it was really good.

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We only had top and tail though, none of them we did. Yeah,

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yeah, but they It suited the
episode though. But my first question

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is what page of the sports section? Were they on? Page two?

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Correct? Done? Yeah? Um? Now that the thing that we've already

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sort of talked about a few of
the things that were my trivia questions,

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like you know what team is Baltimore? What is the name of the Baltimore

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Cioles. Yeah, so that's a
fairly simple one, okay. And also

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you know where were they seated?
Yankee States second row from behind the dog

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out. Yeah, that was great, that wasn't it. It's like I

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wanted the first row plans my feet
up in the dug out. You can't

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get better sets and it's by bad
by bad George endercartment. But just yeah,

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like just complaining the second row it's
not as good as front row.

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No, but the fact that his
second row is still complaining about it.

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George, come on, all right, m yeah, that were my There

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were some questions which I knew you'd
get, but yeah, you give me

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one. Okay. My two last
questions will be where was Litman going to?

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What was his trip? Oh?
Yeah, because it's Texas. It's

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in Texas. You go to Houston, Houston for a publisher's convention. Yeah,

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that's correct. And my final question
is whereas Elane from Elaine is from

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Baltimore near Baltimore. Oh, it's
actually Tawson, which is near Baltimore.

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Says the same things, the saying, oh yeah, yeah, you're good,

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You're good. I did have one
more question for you, all right,

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hit me ye, what are the
incorrect names that Kramer gives both Elaine

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and George. Mike is one of
them and Carroll is the other. Wow,

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that is great, Which that doesn't
even really go anywhere in the end.

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Not really, No, it's just
a little throwaway. That is trivia

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was March twenty fifth, nineteen ninety
two. Company it was over thirty years

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ago. It was written by Larry
David and directed by Tom Cheronans. The

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episode kicks off with some stand up
about the museum guard. It's kind of

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how how I feel about the shopping
more guards as well. I'm like,

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you feel like you're a cop.
You're not really a cop, but you

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know, I don't know, do
we get to do the payer bills?

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Man? True, but even getting
in the being the focus of the mall

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security guard's attention, even if they've
got no real power or cloud or even

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if they some there's some old dude
that you could probably get away from without

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breaking a sweat. Stilled that,
you know, authority, you've got to

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respect that authorit hart but true.
Also, I feel like they're more unpredictable

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than the police. True, they
might have been drummed out of the police

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force for being like a loose cannon
or something. But you look at me,

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like, this guy hasn't gone through
ten years of vigorous police training.

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This is just the doodage sign of
security company and he's just, you know,

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standing at the fucking game at Kmart, unpredictable, not here to serve

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and protect, is here to guar
the snickers. There was one of them

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that got really angry once because Elliott
was I was about a month ago.

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He walked in with this toy into
Kmart and you know, he's this old

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guy and as we're walking out,
he's just like, oh, you got

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a receipt for that toy, so
I know we walked in with it,

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and he goes, ah, he
sure, I said yes, and that's

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my toy. It's like, Alliot, don't yell at the man. I

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don't know what he's gonna do.
That's like, it's my toy. And

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then he's like, okay, it
gets me his little walkie talkie. Yeah,

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I've got a gentleman at the front. Here. He says, he

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walked in with this, with this
toys want to make sure that it's it's

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all covered or paid for. Girls
like, well, have you walked in

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with it? How would I know? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, that's a good point.
That's a good point. You said you

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definitely walked in with it, So
I'm like, yes, I walked straight

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past you with it. Yeah,
no worries, I've got this covered.

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I'm like, fuck off, mate, you do. You've haven't got shit

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covered? Now you've got this covered, no worries. Funny, but he's

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it's not enough to earn your money. Sometimes you got to feel like you

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are ruining your money. You wanted
to feel like a big man, But

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Aliot's just like, it's fucking my
toy. Mate, you back up,

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you come near my little gu jitsu. But Kramer here, he's getting painted

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by Nina, keeps moving his face
and I'd be a horrible um what's the

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word, I guess Subjay subjects yes, yes, because I'm constantly fishing.

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I can't. I can't still fishting
my feet, my toes like my hands

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like Nicola's horrible. Nicola cannot keep
her feet still. We're watching TV.

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Her toes are constantly wriggling. It's
like it's a no CD thing for her.

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She can't keep still. It's weird. But you know, he asked

404
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:51.920
her to take her clothes off,
or he says, you want me to

405
00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:52.920
take my clothes off? I can
do it. She says no, it

406
00:24:53.119 --> 00:24:56.640
takes her to take hers off.
And I was just like, I'm a

407
00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:00.440
little creepy. But as we're saying
earlier, he's joking, But you want

408
00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.240
to, yes, Cramer, would
you hold still? I can't do this

409
00:25:04.359 --> 00:25:07.079
if you keep moving. Are you
sure you don't want me to take my

410
00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:14.119
clothes off? I'll do it.
No, that's the last thing in the

411
00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:17.640
world I want you to do.
Well, why don't you take your clothes?

412
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:22.319
I don't know. I don't think
Jerry would like that. Well,

413
00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:26.519
it'll be our little secret without the
apartment. And George is complaining about the

414
00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:32.039
button fly. I don't think I
have any pants button flies anymore. I

415
00:25:32.119 --> 00:25:33.960
think I've got a couple of pairs
of Levi's five O ones that I've got

416
00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:38.480
the button fly, and that was
a very back in the dawn of time.

417
00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:42.519
Um yeah, there was a stage
when five O ones were really who

418
00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:47.240
It's like, are you still doing
your your fly up? Still done up

419
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:48.680
a zipp? I want your button
them up like a cool dude. I'm

420
00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:52.079
like, I'd better get in on
this action. So yeah, I think

421
00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:53.599
I've got I think I might have
like one or two pairs of believe it's

422
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:56.359
five O ones that I've got the
button fly, but otherwise now it's zips

423
00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:00.240
all the way. I don't mind
the sharp interlocking metal teeth. Being my

424
00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:06.119
winer doesn't matter. You've got to
I think you'd have to be first of

425
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:11.359
all, commandoing and secondly pretty bloody
careless to you know, get the old

426
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:14.759
chap caught in the caught in the
zipper due the Ben Stiller. Yeah,

427
00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:17.799
I think I've done that exactly.
I don't think I've actually got a court,

428
00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:19.480
but I certainly had it. I've
got a hag it caught once and

429
00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:22.880
it's like, oh that's not pleasant
that, yeah, that's very unpleasant.

430
00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:26.880
Yes, but I remember after that's
something about Mary came out for a while

431
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:30.039
that came out. I was every
time. I was just so conscious.

432
00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:33.359
I'm like, pull it away first
and then zip it up slowly. Get

433
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:37.680
that layer of protection provided by boxer
shorts or your or your trunks or whatever

434
00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:41.160
the Yeah. Joe then asks George
you want to come to Nina's studio.

435
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:42.160
He says, you know, he
doesn't want to because you know, he

436
00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:45.759
doesn't get art, doesn't want to
be sucking to buy anything. Yeah.

437
00:26:45.759 --> 00:26:48.880
I completely agree with what he's saying. Yeah. And then he says,

438
00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:52.160
oh, she's painting Kramer. She
sees something in him sort to wive,

439
00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:56.640
I wouldn't hang it on a wall. We're now at back at the studio

440
00:26:56.720 --> 00:27:00.240
and Kramer is pointing out that he's
got no rich Columbian coffee brown eyes,

441
00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:04.079
and this is where Nina questions him
about Elaine, and I agree with her

442
00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:07.279
to an extent. It is weird. I mean it, we're so used

443
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:08.559
to it because we watched this show
and we find it funny and we love

444
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.400
these characters. But it is a
weird kind of setup. You can be

445
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.559
friends with you, I mean,
if your ex wife was constantly staying at

446
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.079
your place and can't be able to
visit you even when Louise wasn't there.

447
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:22.599
I can imagine Louise would be annoyed
by that. Oh yeah, at least

448
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:26.119
be going really like, what what
are you sure? Like, what are

449
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:29.640
you sure nothing's going on here?
You'd have to be questioning that. Oh

450
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:32.720
yeah, I think so. Like
I said, I'm very fortunate that I've

451
00:27:32.759 --> 00:27:37.079
got, you know, a very
good, you know, friendship with Libby.

452
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:41.559
But you know, there's also a
couple of thousand kilometers between us.

453
00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:44.960
Yeah, but yeah, we talk
on the phone, sire regularly and all

454
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:47.960
that kind of stuff. But I
mean, if we were constantly in and

455
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:51.480
out of each other's houses and all
that kind of business, she was popping

456
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.359
by, popping in, yeah,
oh yeah, pop might announced or what

457
00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:59.039
everything. I think your current partner
good would be justifying, going, what's

458
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:02.119
all this about? It's a man
raid. And that's why I sort of

459
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:04.680
thought Jerry here him not understanding that. I'm just like, yeah, you

460
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:07.160
need to really put yourself in her
shoes. Oh buddy, If her ex

461
00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:10.440
boyphen was coming up to the student
just hanging out all the time, you

462
00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:12.920
would be bothered by it. Tell
you, I'm a little nervous, why,

463
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.400
you know, the friend meeting the
new woman. I feel like I'm

464
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:22.960
getting fixed up for a friendship.
I don't know how long this is gonna

465
00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:26.519
last. Really, yeah, I
thought you lark. I do. She's

466
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.960
got like a jealousy thing. I
mean, she doesn't like me having fun

467
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:32.839
with anyone but her. You know, it's a miracle you're not married.

468
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:44.759
Hey, I'm not obligated to buy
anything, am I? I mean this

469
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:47.440
is my friend George. Hello,
nice to meet you. I've heard a

470
00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:52.960
lot about you. Look at this
guy. I brought George up to see

471
00:28:53.000 --> 00:29:00.839
some of your paintings. Oh are
you interested? Yeah? Sure, sure,

472
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:06.440
I'm interested. You're going to buy
a painting? Yeah? Sure?

473
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.799
Are you an art lover? I
am an art adra? You, Dora,

474
00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.720
I'm an art adra. It's like, why are you digging the hole

475
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:19.319
deeper? Mate? Yeah, it's
very George digging himself a deeper and deep

476
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:23.960
behold. Yeah, but I guess
you didn't want to offend her by saying

477
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.240
I'm not interested in art. When
you're around an artist, you almost feel

478
00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:30.519
like you have to give up the
give the impression. Then Oh, yes,

479
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.039
I'm into this. I I'm completely
understand the art, the art scene.

480
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.279
I don't know. I think I'd
be inclined to say, oh,

481
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.200
I wish I knew more about it
art. You know of course that you

482
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.279
know it can lead to a trap
of well let me educate you like that

483
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.200
was not meant to be an invitation. That was meant to be a career.

484
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:52.039
I mean a conversation. Stop it. She tells him to go look

485
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:55.759
for something that he likes. Jerry
then pretends to paint all over the Cramer

486
00:29:55.839 --> 00:30:00.119
and then she gives him the four
Yankee tickets to the owner's box behind the

487
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.599
dug out or he can't do it
because he's gonna be away like Cramer.

488
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.799
You want them? Yes, it's
just straight away, Yes, I want

489
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:10.319
these. George can't believe it either, says that her dad is the accountant

490
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:12.279
and yeah, and then he's holding
it painting all you like that one.

491
00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:17.000
Apologies own listeners that you may have
heard a little cleft clatter clutter um.

492
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:21.079
That was basically Cat back again.
That was basically Cat jumping up on the

493
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.559
desk wanting to hog the mic.
So get out of here, pal,

494
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.680
Sorry about that, folks. So
at the baseball now, I really love

495
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:32.680
George's enthusiasm. Look is where we
are. He's not stopping. He just

496
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:37.440
keeps going and going and going.
We're not in the first roll. I

497
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.279
don't know. These are your feet, she said, first roll right behind

498
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:44.359
the dog. Go wow, it's
a second rows. It was all prine

499
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:45.559
for the first roll. I was
gonna put my feet on the dog.

500
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:49.839
Shut up, he's you can't get
any better than that. Well, there's

501
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:59.920
better right there. That's better.
Right. There's something about eating the food

502
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:03.519
from the stand. It always taste
better. It gets your sort of into

503
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:04.920
the mood. You want to get
to the footy. You want a pie,

504
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:08.759
you want a beer? Yeah,
well, particularly when you got to

505
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:12.319
Continua Park and well, you know, either footy or a concert or whatever,

506
00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:18.200
kransky usually get a Kranski. Okay, you love your Kranski, don't

507
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.440
I do love a good Kransky.
Cran's gonna be it um, you know,

508
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:25.359
and you're paying like an obscene five
percent markup or something like that,

509
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:29.400
but it's worth it. I remember
we went to the Young Footy when it

510
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.119
was like pie day would have been
last year, I guess, and all

511
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:34.160
pies are only you two dollars,
and I was like, sign me the

512
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:44.599
fucking One of the best things about
being my father's son was occasionally we get

513
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.359
to go up to the members booth
or what are the big members were second

514
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:55.839
road behind the bench essentially. Yeah, that the local football stadium's version of

515
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:59.720
that, and you know it would
be a little bit fancy, and but

516
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:04.799
three quarter a time would come the
platters of party pies and party sausag drawers

517
00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:07.960
and you could have as many as
you wanted. It would was so delightful.

518
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:13.599
Yeah, man, I'm so jealous. That's awesome. Of course you

519
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.359
could just go to the market get
his own life box of four and twenties

520
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:21.599
probably cost you less than a tire
dinner. And I've just sat him up.

521
00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:24.079
It must be of Nikola. We
went to Ratley Is the local bakery,

522
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.720
and I wasn't different with different one
down here on Thompson Road and Nicholas

523
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:30.880
wanted to get some party pies for
Holly and Elliott. And Nicholas like how

524
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:34.839
much the party piers now? Like
two dollars ten and Nicholas just slamed her

525
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:43.039
hand on the desk. You're joking. I was like, Nicola, two

526
00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:45.720
dollars for a party pie? Two
dollars ten each for a party pie.

527
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:51.720
Nicolas like, you're joking You've made
an Australian. Yes. I was like,

528
00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:54.000
I've never been more proud of it. The little girls by the canter

529
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:59.640
was just like yes, and then
we ended up getting a couple. But

530
00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:00.680
yeah, he said he'd paid like
ten bucks. He's like a box of

531
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:06.720
thirty six. But yeah, as
we're saying Cramer Arris with the food,

532
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:10.480
Elaine mentions that she's skipping the brists
Sloman's Brist that she invited um that he

533
00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:15.880
invited her too. What a great
day I could have been in my boss

534
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:19.880
his son's breast rate. You were
supposed to go to back. Yeah,

535
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:24.240
what makes him think anyone wants to
witness a circumcision to go to our hanging?

536
00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:30.079
Is it that unattract is they have
to take it off? Have you

537
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:38.079
over seen one whip it? We
wouldn't even know what it was. Anyway,

538
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:42.079
I called him back. I told
him I had to go visit my

539
00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:46.440
father in the hospital in Maryland.
You gotta catch your head because just say

540
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:51.240
Philadelphia. I just thought that was
so awesome, just the yelling and then

541
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:52.759
everyone around him just being like just
accepting of it. And that's the kind

542
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:54.680
of crowd you want, because sometimes
I go to the football here, the

543
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:59.119
Australian football showing your football, and
I yelled something out and look there's people

544
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:01.640
around us that just go I'm like, I tell her to shush. But

545
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:06.359
the football. They sit there with
their little earbuds in listening to the radio

546
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:09.480
commentary of the game. They're watching, like you're there's the game there,

547
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:14.199
Brian Taylor is not going to take
you that much more about it. And

548
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:16.599
there's one old guy has a little
earbuds. He's like, there's three minutes

549
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:19.519
left, and I'm like, I'm
aware of this, mate. The clocks

550
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.119
on the big screen. You need
to tell us anymore. We realized that

551
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.599
your eyesight's not that great, sir, but yes, they're big clocks.

552
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:30.159
There's three minutes. Yeah, And
this is where her dad arrives, and

553
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.119
his dad arrives and everyone's all happy
to meet him, and blah blah blah.

554
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:36.440
And he mentions that George mentioned he's
getting the painting frame, and we

555
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:38.960
get the as you're discussing earlier ship
when she was an actress. Then he

556
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:43.280
tells the land to take off the
Orioles cap and she is just refusing.

557
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:52.679
This is America. I immediately thought
of Randy Marsh but he goes from zero

558
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:57.239
to sixty very quickly in the whole
take that cap off. Yeah, just

559
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.280
sort of maybe makes his suggestions like
it's a there's a thing though, and

560
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:04.000
that this is one don't like going
to like the social club at the AFL

561
00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:07.000
and things like that, because it's
just it feels very much keeping up appearances.

562
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:09.760
I'm like, you guys are no
better than me. You're at the

563
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:13.960
fucking footy. You're in this box
with your jacket on, your scarf,

564
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.760
and like I remember I got invited
to the social club a couple of times,

565
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:19.840
and you know, the window was
open. I like yelled out and

566
00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:22.559
they're like the woman's like, we
don't yell out in here, And I'm

567
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:25.320
like, Jesus Christ, you're at
the football. You watch you got on

568
00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:30.199
TV. You're there, Why are
you watching on the TV. Anyway,

569
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:31.480
I prefer to be with the people. I'm a man of the people.

570
00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:36.559
You are, indeed a man of
the people. I'm a cramer. I

571
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:38.800
am not need his dad, That's
that's for sure. But as you're saying,

572
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:42.039
he he goes from zero to one
hundred. It's definitely not not happy

573
00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:44.800
at all, but it's very much
keeping up appearances. The boss got me

574
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:46.199
this year, and you can't wear
that cap. She refuses, so she

575
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:49.880
gets thrown out. George tries taking
the cap off her as well, so

576
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:52.519
she throws his cap away and that's
what leads to Kramer going to get it

577
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:55.239
and he gets hit in the head
with the baseball with out of the apartment,

578
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:59.280
and Elane's telling Jerry the Cramer story
and Jerry just thinks it's insane.

579
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:00.480
He can't believe it that he was
telling her to take the cap off.

580
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.639
And then Kramer arrives with the bandage
on his head and he says, Hi,

581
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:07.400
Carrol, and he shows him the
newspaper. You guys made the paper.

582
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:09.639
We made the paper, he says
in that Elans just can't believe it.

583
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:12.760
She's like, oh shit, now
Litman's going to know that I was

584
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.960
that I was likely. He's a
big sports nut. And now she's in

585
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:20.920
his office and she sees the sports
section on his desk and he questions her

586
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:22.880
how's her father, and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, the

587
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:24.039
father, Yeah, yeah, you
know, he had various things. What

588
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:32.320
didn't he have a new writers yes? Yeah, and she gets she mispronounces

589
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:36.440
boyd. I thought she pronounced it
correctly in all honesty. I mean,

590
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.559
I've I've always said Boyd. Maybe
it's different in America, like he says

591
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:43.920
booie buoyed, But um, I
always said Boyd. Our American friends,

592
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.960
God bless him. We love him
for a lot of reasons. But they're

593
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.960
responsible for so many good things.
But they say things like aluminum and Caribbean

594
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:59.320
caramel and carmel and Craig like it's
Craig. Yeah, Craig played James Bond,

595
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:01.920
not Daniel Ring. I listen,
Joe, Judy, I've got on

596
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:07.559
Craigslist and what the fuck is Nicola
Google Craigslist car e k r E doubleg

597
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:13.159
Craigslist. Um, Craig, it
sounds like it sounds like one of he

598
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:16.320
Man's ad the series. I love
a good JLD fake laugh when she's trying

599
00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:20.840
to distract him what she's hiding the
newspaper. I think she's just fantastic at

600
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.480
that fake laugh. And he he
asked for it back. That was the

601
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.880
third time I've done it today.
Just clinging onto the newspaper, he saise

602
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:29.320
he wants to read the sports section
on the plane on his way to the

603
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:32.880
auge of the convention. We then
get the old couple admiring the Cramer painting.

604
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:37.679
It feels melodramatic and over the top, but you can kind of see

605
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:42.519
an old couple to standing in a
museum saying this carn't ye oh absolutely again,

606
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.199
I thought that you're saying that you
looked him up? Did you?

607
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:46.239
Did you say you looked up their
names? Have they been in anything else?

608
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.960
He's this couple? They are not
on Wikipedia. Okay, they'll probably

609
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:53.440
be in the credits, but I
just thought that the woman in the in

610
00:37:53.480 --> 00:38:00.480
the couple really did a great job. Just love it. Meanwhile, by

611
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:05.800
the way whist they're admiring it,
we have Jerry and Nina arguing and debating

612
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:07.400
over whether she should have taken the
cap off or not, and he's sticking

613
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.639
with the lane, which she gets
jealous by, and then he says,

614
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:13.840
well, maybe we should just end
this now before it gets out of hand.

615
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:15.639
She said, well, you're you'd
like to remain friends, well friends

616
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.719
with the people I'm friends with,
and I'm just like a bit of a

617
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:22.360
dick Jerry sometimes. But still it's
a line you'd like to kind of say,

618
00:38:22.519 --> 00:38:23.880
or that's something you'd like to be
able to get away with it when

619
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:29.280
you're exiting a relationship you feel has
gone a bit toxic. If they deserve

620
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:32.079
it, If they deserve it,
certain yeah, Jerry's Joe's just any it.

621
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:36.480
So they do, and then she
says she gives me the painting and

622
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.480
says, I tell George you owed
me five hundred bucks. George, immediately

623
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:44.039
I'm not paying this fire bucks.
Why'd you take it for I wasn't thinking,

624
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.679
oh, you weren't thinking, well, I'm not paying and I'd be

625
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:50.199
exactly the same. It's but just
quickly lines we'll paid five unte of dollars

626
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:52.440
for this. Not happenings when you
when you get art like that, that's

627
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:59.079
very um like that. Literally Aliot
could draw it abstract. Yeah, it's

628
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:04.639
like people are paying seven eight figures
for a rothco that's yeah, basically just

629
00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:07.360
a big thing of red, big
splider red. But to me, I've

630
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:13.639
always seen abstract as so he just
winged it, eh, no planing process.

631
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.199
You just went for it. As
we said when we were talking to

632
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:20.000
our pal dB Cooper that's David B. Cooper. Art is well, I

633
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:23.920
come up with the ratio that it's
fifty percent actually doing the work fifty percent.

634
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:28.840
This is what this means yea.
And if it's about just squiggly lines,

635
00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:30.239
you say, well, it means
such and such. Oh my god,

636
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:35.000
it really does. I can really
see that. Oh my god,

637
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:39.360
this is amazing. You can't believe
this. Listen to this. I don't

638
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:42.800
know what you expect to find out
there, Jerry, you know what you

639
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:45.079
want better than me. But there's
one thing I do know. I know.

640
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:49.440
I can stand here watching you try
to destroy everything I've ever wanted in

641
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:53.480
my life, wanting to smash your
face with my fists because you won't even

642
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:57.679
make the slightest effort to op for
happiness and still know that I love you.

643
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:00.079
You mean so much to me that
I'm willing to all your abuse and

644
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:07.480
insults and insensitivity. She's step because
that's what you need to do to prove

645
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.480
I'm not going to leave you.
I'm sick and tired of running from places

646
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:15.480
and people of relationships. You want
me, then fight for you, because

647
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:32.239
because I'm sure it's how fighting for
you, I think we're both You know,

648
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:36.280
Jerry, sound like a poet.
Boy. No one's ever written me

649
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.920
a letter like this. Maybe I
was wrong about it. Get up,

650
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.559
get in there and give her a
call, pick up the phone and call

651
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:46.519
her. Should I Yes, you're
damn right, you should fight for Jerry's

652
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:53.840
should how fighting for your whole life? I'll call her Chapter two good feel.

653
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:57.000
I don't think I've ever saying,
or if I did, I saw

654
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.519
it when I was a young man, because I think it's from me the

655
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:01.800
late seventies, the early eighties.
But it does star around man the late

656
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:08.320
great James carn Um, Missus Kay's
Missus Kay's date. Yes, so people

657
00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:14.360
do say, some people like to
like a challenge me, Jimmy rest in

658
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:16.280
please. So we get um,
Yes, we get the letter and and

659
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:21.360
and Jerry reads it out and I
crame of blowing his nose over it and

660
00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:23.719
then just wiping it. But again, even that scene, this thing kind

661
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:28.639
of ends with um. So like
obviously Cramer Tom to go call Corny and

662
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:30.920
blah blah blah, and she's she's
fine if you're got to fight for her.

663
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.320
But when he's wiping the other Framemork, George just sort of look at

664
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:35.800
him, it just feels like it
goes on like a few seconds too long.

665
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.920
It's like you didn't really have anything
to do here. No, yeah,

666
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:44.079
it's it's um. Yeah, you
guys are stretching of a time a

667
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:45.880
little bit, Yeah, trying to
make something out of nothing. And then

668
00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:50.760
Nina and Jerry obviously together again,
they're having another shot at it. They're

669
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.360
in Jerry's apartment and they're hear the
gunshot on the TV. Don't go in

670
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:54.480
there, you get a shot.
And do you like to do that?

671
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:58.599
When you're watching shows that you know
are very predictable, call the shots before

672
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:04.360
they happen every once in a while. But my dad was terrible at that.

673
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:07.320
He would alway, oh, this
is going to happen, and then

674
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.960
I did you know, well,
stuff that either, stuff that he watched,

675
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:14.960
all stuff that was very predictable,
and it was partly endearing and partly

676
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.719
shut up dad. My dad's the
same if he's seen something and you haven't

677
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:20.960
seen it, He's just like,
oh, this is when this happens.

678
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:25.679
I'm like, why are you telling
me? Really, I'm clearly watching the

679
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:29.920
movie. You've just ruined it and
I'm ninety second into it. Or if

680
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.920
if if I'm watching a football game
on delay, I mute my phone.

681
00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:37.320
I turn it off because I know
that if my dad is calling me,

682
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:42.440
it means we won. If I
and if I don't hear from him,

683
00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:45.360
and then the game's over and I
don't hear from I know we've lost.

684
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:49.000
So I'm like, I don't want
to know because if he always calls,

685
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:50.719
and if he doesn't, if he
doesn't ring, I'm know we lost.

686
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:52.559
I'm like, I don't want to
know the result. I need to put

687
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:54.719
my phone away. But my dad
would say, he'll be like he would

688
00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:57.960
call you. I'm not. I'm
not telling you the score. When I

689
00:42:57.960 --> 00:43:00.119
don't tell you, SCO, don't
worry about it. I'm not. Are

690
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:07.079
you watching it though? I'm no. I read this great twet yesterday by

691
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.039
someone said when I was when I
was a kid, I was watching Plane

692
00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:13.480
with the Apes with my um,
mom and my dad, and you know,

693
00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:15.760
when I first landed on the plane
of the Apes, my mom said,

694
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:16.880
wow, that looks a lot like
Earth, and my dad said,

695
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:20.199
when we find out at the end
that it is Earth, And then he

696
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:25.400
pretended the whole time like he hadn't
said that at all, go to the

697
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:28.280
ends. I no, I never
said that. What are you talking about?

698
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:38.519
Hello, George manh Hi, owe
you some money, don't well?

699
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:43.000
I really love that? Peace?
Yeah? Oh meet cho met cho boy

700
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:46.280
oh boy, oh boy. You
know, in fact, I've been thinking

701
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:50.800
about it, and uh, you
know, I feel like I'm stealing from

702
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:57.280
you five hundred dollars. It's gonna
be worth thousand soon. I second thought,

703
00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:58.800
I can't even accept it. No, no, no, no,

704
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:02.519
George, tal you know I want
you to have it. This could be

705
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:06.519
in a museum someday. It's not
safe with me. Should really be in

706
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:10.639
a dormman build. Honestly, George, the money's not important. I don't

707
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:21.599
saying anything about money. Yeah,
Lane, Yeah, this person does not

708
00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:24.320
believe in telephones, does she?
She likes the popping. I've told her

709
00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:29.239
how I hate the popping. He
likes the pop in too, just popped

710
00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:34.119
in. Now I'm the big popping
guy. Yes about framing, Oh huge

711
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:39.760
popping guy. Well I was leaving
anyway, so uh one for tomorrow.

712
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:51.199
Yeah, okay, okay, bye, hello Jetty Gal. I mean,

713
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:52.239
I love the fact that George is
trying to get out of it that way.

714
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:53.840
It's it's quite a clever way.
Really, It's like, no,

715
00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:55.599
no, no, that's not it's
not it's not you. It's mean.

716
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.559
I guess I just can't accept this. If you have to keep this it's

717
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:04.159
gonna be w too much money,
or always use the strategy what's in it

718
00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:07.039
for me? Or you know,
look at it from the other person,

719
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:09.039
but what's in it for them?
You know, And that's how they get

720
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:12.760
a benefit. That's how that's how
a good con works or a good scam

721
00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:16.719
works. Again, No, Nina
bringing up the whole. She just likes

722
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:20.800
to pop in it like, yeah, yeah, Cram a huge popping guy.

723
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.440
We just like to popping. I'm
a popping guy. I've never been

724
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:25.800
that kind of person. I've never
been a popping guy. I'm always just

725
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:28.719
like, is it okay for me
to come over? I never pop up

726
00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:31.199
unannounced? Have you ever been that
way? I try not to. I

727
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:36.360
think I've done it on a few
occasions, although I then have to think

728
00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:40.239
about do I like people dropping by? No? I don't not at all.

729
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.599
No. I mean I love my
friends, I like people in general.

730
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:50.760
At the same time, I'm going
to need just a little bit of

731
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:53.000
notice before we come into my house
because then you'll see how I live and

732
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:59.320
then you won't like me anymore.
Yeah. But then Nina obviously she leaves,

733
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:01.960
and Elaine she says, chatty gal, and then they're all here Lane's

734
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:07.039
worried she's gonna get fired, and
Jerry's he's a fast clicker. I used

735
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:08.000
to be this way. I feel
like I'm not anymore because we don't really

736
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:10.840
change channels that we used to do
anymore do. It's it's like the streaming

737
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:14.440
service. You find something you want
and you watch it. I guess if

738
00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:16.000
you're flicking through the menu on Netflix
and stuff, you can consider that's the

739
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:20.920
modern day version of this. I
guess, yeah, although I mean flicking

740
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:24.400
is kind of like, oh,
you're you're running along the information super highways

741
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:28.519
such as it is, whereas yeah, if you're on the Netflix main menu

742
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:35.800
or any of any other stream once, it's like this that I don't know,

743
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:39.159
not tonight, yeah, yeah,
I mean, god knows, I've

744
00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.440
had this so many times with the
level of the ways where it's like,

745
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.400
all right, let's go to what's
new and upcoming on Netflix that's not until

746
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:55.159
Wednesday this one, Yeah, it's
time. And then this actually happened last

747
00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:00.519
night. We were about to start
watching this movie on Apple and enough time

748
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:04.039
had gone past, said hey,
how long does this go for? Oh

749
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:06.599
it's going to run till No,
I'm not gonna make it I'm not gonna

750
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.000
make it. Let's find let's let's
find some only goes for an hour as

751
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:13.199
opposed to two hours, because Nicholas
got obviously Nicholas to get up early for

752
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.239
work. Sometimes when she has to
go to Melbourne, she's like, I

753
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:16.280
can watch half of it. I'm
like, I don't want to watch half

754
00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:21.960
the Millville. I want to watch
it now. I'd like that if I'm

755
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:23.599
in thrawed in, like if i'm
you know, if a movie has captivated

756
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:27.280
me, I'm halfway point. And
then Nicola goes, I'm gonna go to

757
00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.159
bed. I'm like, I don't
want to push stop. Yeah, I

758
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:35.400
honestly think. I mean because you
look at there are so many streaming series,

759
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:37.920
particularly Netflix ones, where you look
at here. You started as a

760
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:40.840
movie, didn't you. You didn't
have to be a six episode thing.

761
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.880
You were a two hour a movie
that got stretched out to like, yeah,

762
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:46.639
six hours or something, and I
think they did that. So it's

763
00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:50.440
like, oh, I can't commit
to two hours, but I can commit

764
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:52.239
to an hour, and then I
can break that up into six six things

765
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:57.480
savy people. But yeahs he said, so George, I like the fight

766
00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.199
over here over the remote and George
snacks at time. I'm a great click

767
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:01.599
out. But what's great about it, though, was Jerry's life. He

768
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:06.599
doesn't had to click in Georgie's life, motherfucker on it had it clicks the

769
00:48:06.679 --> 00:48:09.199
back and he clicks them onto chapter
two Neil Simon, and this is where

770
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:14.960
they realize that she has copied the
letter. It's Lenny West, my account,

771
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.880
who is a hell of a guy. And he handles the Yankees too.

772
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.239
It's as big as the account.
So every once in a while they

773
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:27.199
throw him a couple of seats,
and last weekend he gave him to his

774
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:31.639
daughter. She's an artist, by
the way. Anyway, her daughter gives

775
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:37.400
them to some friends. You know. One of her friends shows up wearing

776
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:45.920
a Baltimore cap from Baltimore. Right, Oh it's Towson and that's near.

777
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:52.559
But you're an Oriole fan, right, you know my father. She refused

778
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:57.400
to take the cap off. She
goes the whole big scene. Yeah,

779
00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:01.840
yeah, so impudent. Yeah.
So he gave me the tickets for tomorrow

780
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:12.039
night. I'm inviting Frank and Marcia. Want you to come. I've got

781
00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:15.599
plans, though, missus. He
missed the Prince. I want you at

782
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:27.679
the game. Okay, okay,
good okay, mister and the lane.

783
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:30.519
You know the Baltimore cap you got
in your office, wear it. I'm

784
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:38.960
gonna have a little fun. That
will be fun. Now there's a mistake

785
00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:44.360
here, Lipman says. Lipman saying, talking about what Elaine did, he

786
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:47.280
doesn't know it was Elane. And
he goes and her daughter gave her tickets

787
00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:52.599
to her friend. But he was
just talking about Lenny or was Lenny the

788
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.880
why Lenny? No, because he's
talking. He's talking about the dad Lenny.

789
00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:59.400
His name is Dad, Yes,
and he's I'm sure he's talking about

790
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:00.320
Ny talking Nan his dad. Could
He goes, yeah, it could,

791
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:04.000
goes because he's a gizy accountant.
And he goes and then it cuts to

792
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:05.719
Elane and then it cuts back to
them, and he goes, well,

793
00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:07.679
anyway, her daughter gave the tickets
to her friends, is what he says.

794
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.639
Her daughter. Oh okay, so
he actually said her instead of his

795
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.320
daughter. And they just ran with
it. And I was just running with

796
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:17.000
it. Maybe they didn't pick it
up when he said it just happened.

797
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:20.119
It's just it's even in the subtimes. He goes, well, anyway,

798
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.639
her daughter gave the tickets to her
friends, and then one of them wouldn't

799
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:29.119
take the cap off. Eagle eyes. And what's not sensitive is dog is

800
00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:32.559
rabbit? Is doges dog? Yes, anyway, donkey is dog dog ear

801
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:36.840
Dando? Yeah, dog ear Dando. So he tells the story and you

802
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:38.159
think aim it as a viewer,
you think she's getting caught in the lane.

803
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:40.199
Thinks so too. She's like,
oh yeah, yeah about that.

804
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:44.239
Yeah. Anyway, he says he
wants Elane to come to the game next

805
00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:45.480
time. Oh, bring the cap. I think I'm gonna have some fun

806
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:49.880
with it. Oh, yes,
that will be fun. We're now at

807
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.679
Nana Studio and Jerry's all smug.
He is smug Jerry because he knows he's

808
00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:58.800
got a got a court. So
I'm gonna actually discuss this when he discovers

809
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:02.039
them that she's copied the letter from
the film or the rant from the film

810
00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:05.719
and put it in her letter.
I've mentioned this on one of our podcasts

811
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:07.559
in the past. Back in Primis, you remember the book Contest, The

812
00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:13.519
Scary Story Contest where with a Girl. I was like, that's the fucking

813
00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:17.159
book. I'm like, but I
remember, like at the time thinking it

814
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:21.239
was my one of my best mate, sisters, and I'm like, what's

815
00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:27.280
more important my friendship with my best
friend or winning that scooter? I think

816
00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:31.719
winning the scooter is my And I
was like, yeah, I remember being

817
00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:36.079
how Jerry feels. Here is how
I felt, going, well, principle,

818
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:37.559
what's your face? Guess what I've
got for you. You're about to

819
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:43.039
fall out of your fucking chair.
I took the book to the because I

820
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:45.199
remember telling the teacher. The teacher
didn't believe me, and I went and

821
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:46.960
found a little book at home and
throughout that desk and I'm like, read

822
00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:54.639
it. Read it to the picture
Dan just swaggering like a boss. Yeah,

823
00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:01.519
read that, read that. You
better reading this book one by default,

824
00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:06.559
which was fantastic. Two best words
in the English language. And Joey's

825
00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:08.760
about to sort of confront her as
the old couple arrived by the Cramer for

826
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:13.039
five thousand dollars, as we've learned
from George. As we're now in Joe's

827
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:15.039
apartment, and then they're watching the
baseball baseballs on the TV. A way

828
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.880
to incorporate the lane situation that's about
to happen, he offers to sell his

829
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:22.239
painting, the one that he got
from the end of fifty dollars to Joey.

830
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:23.840
He's still on some one for fifty. Then they see a lane getting

831
00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:28.800
thrown out on the baseball and finally
we see Cramer having dinner with the old

832
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:34.119
couple talking about hopping on a steamship
to Sweden. So all wrapped up there,

833
00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:36.920
I'll get some stand up as well
about the sneaking down to better seats,

834
00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:40.960
which I think is my favorite stand
up. He's unto date the best

835
00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:45.119
seasons to the starting. I'm very
excited about that. Did you ever sneak

836
00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:49.280
down to better seats at the game
and get clived by the usher? When

837
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.400
you're a kid, it doesn't matter
because you always getting chased from out of

838
00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:54.480
place anyway, So when you're an
adult it's really embarrassing again, but you

839
00:52:54.559 --> 00:53:00.719
have to pretend like there's some confusion
put on this whole oh act, you're

840
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:05.639
looking at the tickets. I don't
understand how this quot have happened. Let

841
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:07.639
me see, Oh, I see
the problem. These are very good seats.

842
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:14.400
I have very bad seats. That's
the misunderstanding. It's true, though

843
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:16.639
you get caught doing it, you're
like, oh really, oh sorry,

844
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:22.920
my bad. This this is this
is row ac I'm in row triple R

845
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:27.159
four. You never balls the other
side thirst seats are empty, yea,

846
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.119
even to me. Well, Nicola
and I did that at the Alton John

847
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:32.320
concert. I would have been like
twenty thirteen or maybe twenty fourteen, twenty

848
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:36.360
fifteen. It's the end of the
gig rod Laver Arena, which is for

849
00:53:36.519 --> 00:53:39.760
anyone overseas. That's where they played
the Australian Open finals, the Indoor Center.

850
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:44.079
Their most concerts have played there in
Melbourne, and we had floor seating,

851
00:53:44.199 --> 00:53:45.039
but we're like twenty roads from the
front. So it was just like,

852
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.280
oh, he looks too small.
And remember it was the end of

853
00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:51.960
the gig. And I'm like,
let's just walk up the big open aisles

854
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:53.239
to walk up and down because a
lot of old people there, so then

855
00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:55.760
big white spaces. I was like, let's just walk into the front.

856
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.960
What they're gonna do like throw us
out? It's the last song, Like,

857
00:53:59.079 --> 00:54:01.360
let's just do it. And we
walked down and we stood right against

858
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:05.559
the barricade about I reckon six feet
away from Elton johnnys. He played your

859
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:08.880
song and no one threw us out
and it just that was it. And

860
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.079
then we got to stand out and
give him like the standing ovation at the

861
00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:14.400
end. It was literally I couldn't
have touched him because they had a bit

862
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.039
of a gap between the barrier and
the stage, but he was like literally

863
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:19.280
six feet from me, and I'm
just like, imagine if we just sat

864
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:21.280
in our seats, that never would
have happened. But we just took the

865
00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:23.159
punt and he sang your song six
feet from us. It was awesome.

866
00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:27.440
That does sound very nice. It
was very very good because I think the

867
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.199
chorus for your song is one of
the best lyrics for a love song ever.

868
00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:32.920
I just think it is lovely.
Does it get any better than that?

869
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.840
Not really, No, it's the
Elbe's a lovely. I mean your

870
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:39.599
song is just a lovely It's one
of my favorite Elton Yeah. Yeah,

871
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:43.719
how wonderful life is when you're in
the world. That's just the greatest.

872
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:45.480
Like, I just can't think of
any better lines. Anyway. That is

873
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:49.639
our review of the letter. What
do you think, mister Davis? I

874
00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:52.719
think overall I didn't see Jerry as
more so much of a negative before doing

875
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:54.679
this review, but the more I've
gone through, I'm just like Jerry was

876
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:59.159
kind of a douche in this,
but so because like you have to be

877
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.480
able to understand from leanness perspecting.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I

878
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:06.760
think it's One great thing about about
the show, Seinfeld is that, you

879
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:09.280
know, I was not afraid to
make Jerry or any of the characters a

880
00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:12.400
bit of a dick every once in
a while. I think, you know,

881
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:15.000
well, I go to prison for
being bad people. That's true,

882
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:22.440
that's true, but it's gambles on
the fact that you find these people interesting

883
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:27.119
enough and inherently sort of likable enough
and recognizable enough that you're going to stick

884
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:30.280
with them even when they behaved badly. There's like, oh, you know,

885
00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:32.480
I want that behavior sucks, but
I think I might have done that

886
00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:37.199
once or twice. Yes, all
right, guys, hope you enjoyed our

887
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:38.719
review of the Letter. The next
episode is The Parking Space, which I

888
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:42.840
watched last night and it's fucking so
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889
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.639
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890
00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:47.119
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902
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903
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