WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:14.919 Hi, Leo, Hi guys. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Oh 2 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:18.000 my god, do we have a big show for you. My goodness. 3 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:21.960 I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer, Hi, and we have producer 4 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:29.920 Brian Brian, we have I'm saying, we actually you, but we have 5 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:34.520 a huge surprise for producer Brian for it's me, you know it is, 6 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:37.759 but I'm like, try to worm your way into this one, Kate latching 7 00:00:37.799 --> 00:00:42.359 on to you. But this is for Brian's other show at this point, 8 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:48.119 second year anniversary with the show, and that is a big deal. And 9 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:51.840 so this, Oh, Margaret, I love you now, yes, what 10 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:54.479 do you What did you say? He's going to do when he sees it, 11 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:58.439 He's probably gonna forget that he has a girlfriend. My god, I'm 12 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:02.439 just saying, wow, okay, is that mean? I don't know that 13 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:06.959 You'll just become obsessed with me and probably you have all the pictures in this 14 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:08.959 house will be just replaced a cad shots at me. They already are, 15 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:15.920 Oh, well, they're done, okay. We also have special guest Anastasia 16 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:19.560 Popolva. She's from Nothing Sacred Tattoo where I got my cool tattoo and it 17 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:23.760 is very nice. She has like a really cool story, and she has 18 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:27.319 a good promotion for all of our listeners, and I'm really excited to share 19 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:32.640 it with you. And she's going to be on after Brian's Surprise. But 20 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:38.319 first we need to talk about our party, which is happening in mere days 21 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:42.159 Friday, May twenty four. Is this Friday? Yes? Oh, I 22 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:46.879 can't come. Yeah, I can't either. I'm busy. It's my birthday. 23 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:49.840 It's my birthday on a Friday. I definitely can't come. Well, 24 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:53.120 I already gave you your gift, I know, so, No you're showing 25 00:01:53.200 --> 00:02:01.319 up. Be quiet now listen. We have very limited tickets left to see 26 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:06.400 George Michael Reborn. This the whole show is sold out, but we were 27 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:09.319 reserved a couple tickets. If you want to go to this show, show 28 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:15.039 up at six o'clock and maybe win a prize with us before the show starts. 29 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:21.719 Just dm us at Laura Kane after dark on Instagram and it's super easy. 30 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:24.360 The first couple, well, Margaret, first, Margaret, do it. 31 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:28.840 First couple of people. We'll get the tickets and then I'll Margaret, 32 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:30.000 if you're there, I'll give you a lap dance. Now, look what 33 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:32.919 we have to give away. Oh my god, this is from La Hooya 34 00:02:32.919 --> 00:02:37.599 Cosmetic. I don't have the actual product, I know. Oh look at 35 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:42.719 this. This is a full line of elastin. Oh my god, it's 36 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:46.479 so good. It's really good and it's really pricey. So oh it's one 37 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:51.919 hundred and sixty five dollars this bundle. 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Okay, so I just want to 87 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:43.160 say that I flew in today from Portland and boy, my arm's tired. 88 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:48.040 Anyway. I know, Oh, I'm a little uh that was the unfunny 89 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:53.199 joke on airplane Wow thirty years ago. I know, I know. Oh 90 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:57.160 Lord, but do you notice anything different about me? Yes, you have 91 00:06:57.199 --> 00:07:02.560 like five hairs on your head? No, I to couts know and I 92 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:06.680 feel like I literally feel like I have five hairs. Well, you know, 93 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:11.560 I may or may not be getting more tomorrow for the party because I 94 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:17.360 can't stand this matches your vagina. There's no hair therey It's true. Oh 95 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:20.800 my god. So I was at the airport. I had a little bit 96 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:26.560 of a layover, Oh god, and he calls me and I wanted to 97 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:31.279 show him something, so I put it on FaceTime and then he starts, 98 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:36.120 where everybody's waiting, we're just about to board FaceTime. You know you can 99 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:43.920 hear it loudly. Well, I did two things before she hung up on 100 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.480 me. I said, hey, everybody, don't look at her. She's 101 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:50.399 a celebrity. She doesn't want to give autographs right now because she looks tore 102 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:55.000 up or something. And then he kept saying she's famous, everybody, she's 103 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.639 a celebrity. I'm like, oh my god, this is so embarrassing. 104 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:01.560 She had me on speakerphone on high volumes. I was in, why would 105 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:03.240 you do that? I was it was already on high volume, so I 106 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:07.680 was like frantically trying to turn him down. So then I called her back 107 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:11.399 and she was in line to get on the plane and I said, oh 108 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:16.720 my, hey, did you remember to take that cream for that rash on 109 00:08:16.759 --> 00:08:20.199 your vagina? And she just started laughing, And I said, because that 110 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:24.959 thing was bumpy and red and not pretty, so you might not want to 111 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:30.439 sit next to anybody or touch anybody. And then I just hung up instead 112 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:33.679 of being and I face timed her. So it was super loud. I 113 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:37.120 know I was. I didn't. I couldn't move. I couldn't move, 114 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:45.120 I couldn't react exactly to just crack up. I had what was my course, 115 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:48.440 like, is that your sixteen year old son on the phone. Yeah, 116 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:50.799 it was her doctor, It was doctor Rimmer. I was just like, 117 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:54.519 hey, take that cream, doctor Rimjov has some important news for you. 118 00:08:54.720 --> 00:09:03.159 Oh my god, you are such a brat you. Oh. I 119 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:07.000 couldn't show my face. I had to like go down the aisles and not 120 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:09.240 look at the faces in the place. She has that girl with that rash? 121 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:13.440 How did she get that rash? What is she taking to make it 122 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:18.000 go away? All right? I think right now we should bust out a 123 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:24.679 double d before we have I got some good stuff too, before we give 124 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:28.480 Brian his surprise, and before we have Anna station. Mm hmm okay, 125 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:35.039 so let's do the double do. Let's do it. So there's two huge 126 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:41.440 things. Have you seen the video that they released with Puff Daddy beating the 127 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:46.440 crap out of his girlfriend at the time Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, it's 128 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:52.159 pretty career over well here he got rated in his career as well. Yeah, 129 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:54.440 and so he denied the whole thing. He said he was being set 130 00:09:54.559 --> 00:10:01.039 up, that she was just money hungry allegedly. Then the video, just 131 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:05.720 the hotel video just got released. So it's crazy. It was it on 132 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:09.919 MSNBC or I forget I saw it on Twitter, so I mean, yeah, 133 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:13.200 it was on like I think CNN released it her MSNB. I don't 134 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.879 remember. You watched it. I watched the whole thing. It's brutal. 135 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:22.000 It is brutal. But what is he doing? So yeah, he ya, 136 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:24.399 no, yeah, So you see her with like her Louis Vuitton bag 137 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:28.240 and stuff, and she's coming down the hallway of the hotel. She gets 138 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:35.360 to the elevator and he comes running out in a towel and he pushes her 139 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:39.120 on the ground, like stomps on her, kicks her, grabs her bags, 140 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:43.080 and goes back in and then waiales on her some more and then he 141 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:50.320 throws like a vase that's in the hallway at her, like it's insane. 142 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:54.039 Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna get locked up for something this point. Done 143 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:58.039 got something career over. Now, everything he said is like a big lie 144 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:05.799 because he totally and I doing it, so allegedly this is the other big 145 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:13.440 one. Yes, Okay, Jen and Ben Bennefer on the outs, headed 146 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:16.200 for divorce. That was a lot quicker than I thought. I thought they'd 147 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.279 kind of go a little bit longer. I'm surprised that lasted this long. 148 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:24.840 I bet it'll last. I think I'll still keep going. Didn't they just 149 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:28.120 make it? Didn't you just make a whole love story movie, one million 150 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:33.080 dollar thing that she's not having a good year. Her year has been not 151 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.080 great. They always look miserable together. I think that's just their faces. 152 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:39.559 I think I think that's that's Ben's face. Well, look at I've been 153 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.519 with you for almost eighteen years, and I never looked miserable. You just 154 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:50.639 take it out on customer services. I know she never looks miserable. I 155 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:54.840 don't look good tonight. I know what you do? Look beautiful? No, 156 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:56.159 I don't stop. Do you look gorgeous? Okay, keep going, 157 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.480 you look gorgeous, Thank you, thankful? Oh my god, you slam 158 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:05.720 my mom. Well you keep going, keep going, your dirt, dummy. 159 00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:11.879 So there's two documentaries that I watched this week that are insane. The 160 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:18.960 first one is the Kevin Spacey documentary that's on HBO Max. Oh does it 161 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:24.200 make him a look really bad? That's the saddest like it really is, 162 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:28.799 because I too, I like him a lot. Yeah. I think he's 163 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:33.639 a great actor. Didn't he get Yes, Well, they just couldn't. 164 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:37.000 They couldn't convict him. But that doesn't really mean anything. But oh man, 165 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:41.960 the people that testify and the people that worked on sets with Oh my 166 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:46.159 god, he had a he had like a thing about sticking his hand down 167 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:50.240 guy's pants. I mean, okay, So what is this song? It's 168 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:54.519 on HBO Max and it's two parts, I think, and it is a 169 00:12:54.679 --> 00:13:01.759 barn Bard. The other one is on Netflix and it's the Ashley Madison documentary 170 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:05.960 three parts. Oh I started watching that. Oh my god. Yeah, 171 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:07.720 if you guys don't remember what Ashley Madison, I got to the point. 172 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:11.399 Okay, did you get to the part two? No? Okay. So 173 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:18.039 the best one of all was the couple that was like the super Christian couple 174 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.440 that had the YouTube and he was like fooling rid. So that was my 175 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:28.200 thing. Yeah. Ashley Madison was a website for people who wanted to have 176 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:31.519 some who wanted to have an affair, for married people who wanted to secretly 177 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:37.320 have an affair. Ashley Madison was a website and it was huge. There 178 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:43.080 were like seven million or even more members of the high profile people. Yes, 179 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:46.720 and then and then they got hacked. Yeah, and the hackers threatened 180 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:50.960 to if they didn't shut down at Ashley Madison. And they think now that 181 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:56.399 it was either a disgruntled employee or someone were a wife or a yeah, 182 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:03.159 yeah that knew about all that stuff. If they didn't shut down the business 183 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:11.240 altogether, they were going to release all the names of their subscribers, all 184 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:16.440 their credit card information, all their kinks and you know whatever, like the 185 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:20.159 profile. That's the part I got to and I have, I haven't made 186 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:26.519 it. They did that. The company said screw you were not shutting down, 187 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:30.559 and they released I think they gave them thirty days and then on boom, 188 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:33.000 on D Day, they released everything. Is it surprising? Yes? 189 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:39.840 Yes, is a member? Yeah, starter famously, that's right. And 190 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:45.240 some people committed suicide. O. Yeah, it was. It was crazy. 191 00:14:45.480 --> 00:14:48.519 But this is my thing, Like listen, if that's if that's what 192 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.799 you're into, and your partner's aware of it. Then you've got nothing to 193 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:56.799 complain about, you know, if if you both want, if you both 194 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:01.720 want to fool around or whatever. But I don't think that was the purpose. 195 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:05.639 Like, yeah, you can put lipstick on this pig all day long. 196 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:09.000 If you're doing something like that, I don't care. If you're married, 197 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:15.639 if you're in a relationship, if you're cheating, if you're having a 198 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:20.519 sexual relationship with someone else other than your partner, you're cheating of course, 199 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:22.960 Like and people were trying to justify it, like and I'm like, no, 200 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:26.799 it's you can put lipstick on that pig all day long. Yeah. 201 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.919 I got to see this the YouTube couple who would seem like big and like 202 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:35.440 Christian family, and he was on Ashley Madison. I can't wait to see 203 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.919 what happens. So that's a good documentary. Yeah, it's really good. 204 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:41.679 Guess what I watched for the third time with Charlie when I was an organ 205 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:46.759 mother of the bride, No baby rein Deer. Oh my god, why 206 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:52.080 you are crazy? Because I wanted him to see it. I just think 207 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:56.679 it's just it's hard to watch, but it's such good. It's so well 208 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:00.000 made, I think, and the fact that the guy is the real guy 209 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.720 I And now she's making the talk show round saying, oh, that's not 210 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:07.279 true. I think she's suing him. And then she's saying, you know, 211 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:10.759 all they're they're like, well, you know you send him all these 212 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:14.159 emails, and she's like, well, you know, well, I know 213 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:18.320 they cast that so so perfectly. She can assume if it's not true. 214 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:22.039 So if it's true, then it's probably true. Yeah. I mean, 215 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:26.039 I'm sure he took some liberties, some creative liberties to make it a TV 216 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:30.240 show. But come on, I'm sure. All right, now, how 217 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:33.720 are we going to do this? Brian? Wait, Brian, he's going 218 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.120 to come up. Okay, So all right, come on up? Okay, 219 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:41.799 Yeah. Should I come to the seat or something? Or come to 220 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:48.080 the seat? Brian has been working for us for two years. He's sick 221 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:52.320 never and he puts up with your your big bag of bs every week sick. 222 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:56.960 And I wouldn't like calling him on his days off. Oh I texted 223 00:16:56.039 --> 00:17:00.840 him crazy. Yeah, so I figured he just this. This is not 224 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:07.440 a consolation prize. This is like a so Brian, with all of my 225 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:11.759 love and respect, I guess Laura's too. Yes, close your eyes, 226 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:19.440 we have something special for you. Hold out your hand. Oh god, 227 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:40.599 oh my god, Oh my god. Brian's favorite movie is Indiana Jones. 228 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.960 He had his room decorated like Indiana Jones when he was a little kid. 229 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.720 He's been obsessed with Indiana Jones. It's still half the stuff on my wall. 230 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:55.759 Oh my god. And Eric managed to get friggin' Hars a week and 231 00:17:55.759 --> 00:18:03.240 a half autograph on a poster. Holy can you show it to everybody here? 232 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:10.920 Look at this? Oh my gosh, this is I won't give it. 233 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:18.599 I had that everybody. Oh wow, that's awesome. That is awesome. 234 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:26.279 Are you running out of Wallace? Oh my god, that is so 235 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:30.039 freaking cool. Is that like the ultimate Ultimate? Oh yeah, that's pretty. 236 00:18:32.279 --> 00:18:40.200 It's not the post because that's movie right. Yeah. Oh that's perfect. 237 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:45.279 Holy Ship, that's insane. That was so fast too. Well maybe 238 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:47.960 it was in the works longer. No, because I told Hi about two 239 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:52.559 weeks ago. I was like, I had to work hard for that. 240 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:56.599 I'm going to get it out of you. How you're doing this, it's 241 00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:00.319 crazy. It needs to be studied. I know. Is there anybody else 242 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:07.200 that you that you really want? I can make a little Quentin oh Man 243 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:14.440 post and like all the celebrities will be together. Hey are you signing things 244 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:18.599 for like a Brian? Me too. He's got cancer or something's terminal. 245 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:26.680 Oh my gosh, Brian, that's so cool. Thank you everything, you 246 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:30.119 so much, thank you. I'm in shock. Okay, okay, okay, 247 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:36.559 okay, all right, so that was awesome. That was really really 248 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:41.400 freaking cool. Good job, you're welcome. Good job, you're welcome. 249 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:47.839 Money. Okay, you didn't call it. I love you, daddy. 250 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:52.480 Oh god, that's so not so all sorts of wrong, all sorts of 251 00:19:52.640 --> 00:20:00.799 wrong. Okay, before we're bringing hard guest on Anastasia from a Thing Sacred 252 00:20:00.839 --> 00:20:04.680 Tattoo, Brian, can we show some of her work as she makes her 253 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:10.720 way up here on the screen, and then we'll talk to her because she 254 00:20:10.799 --> 00:20:15.160 has a really cool story, So come on up. Oh my god, 255 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:22.359 those tattoos are amazing. Look at that, I know. Oh my god, 256 00:20:22.839 --> 00:20:30.039 they look like patches. Wait, that's that's a tattoo. Isn't that 257 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:37.480 cool? Anna stage on the left, Those are tattoos. Oh my god, 258 00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:45.519 I thought they were patches. The tattoos so much. Okay, that 259 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:51.519 is really really cool. So Anastasia, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. 260 00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:57.640 Okay, her mic is muted. I think there we go. I happened 261 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:06.880 upon her Instagram and she was doing a promotion and like the kind of promotion 262 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:11.920 we were doing for our ticket giveaway, and I for some reason, I 263 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:15.880 just I just really gravitated towards her because I saw some of the work that 264 00:21:15.960 --> 00:21:19.079 you did on your Instagram page. You want to plug your Instagram page? 265 00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:29.319 Yep? What is it in? Call inc? Slash slash Anastasia SD Okay 266 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:36.480 Inc slash Underscore Inc Underscore and this ink I n K I n K m 267 00:21:36.519 --> 00:21:45.680 Anastasia SD. So we got to talking and she has a pretty incredible story, 268 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:49.759 and I just want to know, first of all, how did you 269 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:59.759 a girl from Siberia? Yep, she's from Siberia. She grew CD. 270 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:03.920 Yes, I mean, and it is probably the coldest spot in the world, 271 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.519 I think, isn't it? Like? Yeah? Sometimes well, when 272 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:11.480 you say I'm gonna go, I'm gonna send you to Siberia. I mean 273 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:15.799 that seems like a far away place and a really cold place. But she 274 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:19.359 left her country. Can you tell us a little bit about that and how 275 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:25.799 you ended up in San Diego? Yep, I moved to my city and 276 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:32.759 go to first Mongolia, after I go to Turkey, and after from Turkey 277 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:37.000 and go to Mexico and from Mexica across the bord here to America. And 278 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:44.559 why did you leave your country because I'm not agree with situation which happened with 279 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:49.680 my uh with my country with different country. Yes, And I just thought 280 00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:56.839 that was so brave, very much that she left her country because she was 281 00:22:56.880 --> 00:23:03.359 in disagreement and she made her way to San Diego through Mexico and she ended 282 00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:07.880 up here. And I just really think that you are so talented and you're 283 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:11.079 She was really nervous to be on the podcast because she says that her English 284 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:14.519 is not very good. But it's great, fine, it's great. Thank 285 00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:18.240 you. Now, when you were young, did you draw all the time? 286 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:23.480 Yes, and drawing all my life, but I never think about the 287 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:29.559 tato artists and after, you know, it just was like my morning when 288 00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:32.759 I wake up and start thinking, oh my god, I can do tattoo. 289 00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:37.720 Why not? And I'm starting what was your first very first tattoo. 290 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:42.279 First tattoo, I start practicing on vegetables and fruits, you know, like 291 00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:51.240 vegetables, yeah, like banana and orange. Yeah. But my first tutto 292 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:55.119 on a real body or real skin. It's my husband. Oh really, 293 00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:03.920 and what is it? It was like trash polica still style like trash polica 294 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:11.240 and you're like, I don't know how it's okay, but it's a big 295 00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:18.960 one sound and yeah, oh music music notes, okay. So can you 296 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:23.880 can you do a tattoo on yourself or is that too difficult? I can, 297 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:30.440 but I never do that like that. I just want. She has 298 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:33.160 such a light touch, and that's what a lot of people were saying on 299 00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:40.880 her reviews, like I got mine right here, which is a very tender, 300 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:45.279 very tender. And I was like, no big deal because she's so 301 00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:49.039 patient, she's so light with her hand. You're really good at what you 302 00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:53.799 do. And I told her exactly what I wanted and she drew it out 303 00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:57.240 and she sent me a picture. I'm like, oh my god, that's 304 00:24:57.279 --> 00:25:02.000 exactly what I want. So, oh we were talking while I was getting 305 00:25:02.039 --> 00:25:07.759 my tattoo, and she offered a promotion for our listeners. So tell us 306 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:14.079 about the promotion. Yeah, promotion. It's you need follow my Instagram and 307 00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:19.920 text me or put on direct message or something, Okay, like Laura Kane 308 00:25:19.960 --> 00:25:26.319 after Dark and after you will have twenty on discount. If you mentioned Laura 309 00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:32.880 Kane after Dark, we'll put on her Instagram on our website too. And 310 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:41.440 I just really appreciate you, and I think that you're very brave and you're 311 00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:45.640 very talented, and I just thought you deserve to be showcased. So good 312 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:49.720 luck with Oh you work at Nothing Sacred Tattoo yep in hucrest On University. 313 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:55.039 It's a really cool place. So if you're thinking about getting a tattoo, 314 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:00.440 this is your girl right here. Okay, so thank you so much. 315 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:04.200 And Okay, at the end of all of our shows, we say something, 316 00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:11.240 we say a phrase, and I'll say it first, then Eric says 317 00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:15.119 it, and then you say it, okay, and then we'll say goodbye 318 00:26:15.160 --> 00:26:18.680 to everybody. Okay, anyway, thank you so much, you guys for 319 00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:26.720 watching, for listening, and for seeing Brian open up his surprise of all 320 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:37.039 surprises. Oh my gosh, that is just so cool. And thank you 321 00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:41.119 so much for listening after the facts, and oh yeah, it's my birthday 322 00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:52.440 week. And love your podcast, Love your podcast, Love you yeay yay, 323 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:55.279 Bye my sweet babies. Bye.