Hi, Leo, Hi guys. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Oh
my god, do we have a big show for you. My goodness.
I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer, Hi, and we have producer
Brian Brian, we have I'm saying, we actually you, but we have
a huge surprise for producer Brian for it's me, you know it is,
but I'm like, try to worm your way into this one, Kate latching
on to you. But this is for Brian's other show at this point,
second year anniversary with the show, and that is a big deal. And
so this, Oh, Margaret, I love you now, yes, what
do you What did you say? He's going to do when he sees it,
He's probably gonna forget that he has a girlfriend. My god, I'm
just saying, wow, okay, is that mean? I don't know that
You'll just become obsessed with me and probably you have all the pictures in this
house will be just replaced a cad shots at me. They already are,
Oh, well, they're done, okay. We also have special guest Anastasia
Popolva. She's from Nothing Sacred Tattoo where I got my cool tattoo and it
is very nice. She has like a really cool story, and she has
a good promotion for all of our listeners, and I'm really excited to share
it with you. And she's going to be on after Brian's Surprise. But
first we need to talk about our party, which is happening in mere days
Friday, May twenty four. Is this Friday? Yes? Oh, I
can't come. Yeah, I can't either. I'm busy. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday on a Friday. I definitely can't come. Well,
I already gave you your gift, I know, so, No you're showing
up. Be quiet now listen. We have very limited tickets left to see
George Michael Reborn. This the whole show is sold out, but we were
reserved a couple tickets. If you want to go to this show, show
up at six o'clock and maybe win a prize with us before the show starts.
Just dm us at Laura Kane after dark on Instagram and it's super easy.
The first couple, well, Margaret, first, Margaret, do it.
First couple of people. We'll get the tickets and then I'll Margaret,
if you're there, I'll give you a lap dance. Now, look what
we have to give away. Oh my god, this is from La Hooya
Cosmetic. I don't have the actual product, I know. Oh look at
this. This is a full line of elastin. Oh my god, it's
so good. It's really good and it's really pricey. So oh it's one
hundred and sixty five dollars this bundle. So this is like excellent skincare from
La Hooya Cosmetic. We also have from Jaywartzlurf Capital Growthing one hundred dollars cash
for your casino needs. Yes after the concert. We also have a whole
bag full of gems and jewels from San Diego Crystals and Jewelry to locations in
Obi and Lareo. Hold on, Margaret, you have to just tell Margaret
what she needs to do. I just forget Margaret. Just DM me,
Just DM Laura Margaret. We also have Laura Kane after Dark Merch to give
away t shirt, todies, stuff like that. What am I forgetting thongs
lap dances from Eric? Yeah. So we have a lot of fun prizes
to raffle off before the actual show starts. Going to be a lot of
fun. Come celebrate, Brian, Come celebrate with me and everybody else,
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com. He might store me here. Okay, so I just want to
say that I flew in today from Portland and boy, my arm's tired.
Anyway. I know, Oh, I'm a little uh that was the unfunny
joke on airplane Wow thirty years ago. I know, I know. Oh
Lord, but do you notice anything different about me? Yes, you have
like five hairs on your head? No, I to couts know and I
feel like I literally feel like I have five hairs. Well, you know,
I may or may not be getting more tomorrow for the party because I
can't stand this matches your vagina. There's no hair therey It's true. Oh
my god. So I was at the airport. I had a little bit
of a layover, Oh god, and he calls me and I wanted to
show him something, so I put it on FaceTime and then he starts,
where everybody's waiting, we're just about to board FaceTime. You know you can
hear it loudly. Well, I did two things before she hung up on
me. I said, hey, everybody, don't look at her. She's
a celebrity. She doesn't want to give autographs right now because she looks tore
up or something. And then he kept saying she's famous, everybody, she's
a celebrity. I'm like, oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
She had me on speakerphone on high volumes. I was in, why would
you do that? I was it was already on high volume, so I
was like frantically trying to turn him down. So then I called her back
and she was in line to get on the plane and I said, oh
my, hey, did you remember to take that cream for that rash on
your vagina? And she just started laughing, And I said, because that
thing was bumpy and red and not pretty, so you might not want to
sit next to anybody or touch anybody. And then I just hung up instead
of being and I face timed her. So it was super loud. I
know I was. I didn't. I couldn't move. I couldn't move,
I couldn't react exactly to just crack up. I had what was my course,
like, is that your sixteen year old son on the phone. Yeah,
it was her doctor, It was doctor Rimmer. I was just like,
hey, take that cream, doctor Rimjov has some important news for you.
Oh my god, you are such a brat you. Oh. I
couldn't show my face. I had to like go down the aisles and not
look at the faces in the place. She has that girl with that rash?
How did she get that rash? What is she taking to make it
go away? All right? I think right now we should bust out a
double d before we have I got some good stuff too, before we give
Brian his surprise, and before we have Anna station. Mm hmm okay,
so let's do the double do. Let's do it. So there's two huge
things. Have you seen the video that they released with Puff Daddy beating the
crap out of his girlfriend at the time Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, it's
pretty career over well here he got rated in his career as well. Yeah,
and so he denied the whole thing. He said he was being set
up, that she was just money hungry allegedly. Then the video, just
the hotel video just got released. So it's crazy. It was it on
MSNBC or I forget I saw it on Twitter, so I mean, yeah,
it was on like I think CNN released it her MSNB. I don't
remember. You watched it. I watched the whole thing. It's brutal.
It is brutal. But what is he doing? So yeah, he ya,
no, yeah, So you see her with like her Louis Vuitton bag
and stuff, and she's coming down the hallway of the hotel. She gets
to the elevator and he comes running out in a towel and he pushes her
on the ground, like stomps on her, kicks her, grabs her bags,
and goes back in and then waiales on her some more and then he
throws like a vase that's in the hallway at her, like it's insane.
Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna get locked up for something this point. Done
got something career over. Now, everything he said is like a big lie
because he totally and I doing it, so allegedly this is the other big
one. Yes, Okay, Jen and Ben Bennefer on the outs, headed
for divorce. That was a lot quicker than I thought. I thought they'd
kind of go a little bit longer. I'm surprised that lasted this long.
I bet it'll last. I think I'll still keep going. Didn't they just
make it? Didn't you just make a whole love story movie, one million
dollar thing that she's not having a good year. Her year has been not
great. They always look miserable together. I think that's just their faces.
I think I think that's that's Ben's face. Well, look at I've been
with you for almost eighteen years, and I never looked miserable. You just
take it out on customer services. I know she never looks miserable. I
don't look good tonight. I know what you do? Look beautiful? No,
I don't stop. Do you look gorgeous? Okay, keep going,
you look gorgeous, Thank you, thankful? Oh my god, you slam
my mom. Well you keep going, keep going, your dirt, dummy.
So there's two documentaries that I watched this week that are insane. The
first one is the Kevin Spacey documentary that's on HBO Max. Oh does it
make him a look really bad? That's the saddest like it really is,
because I too, I like him a lot. Yeah. I think he's
a great actor. Didn't he get Yes, Well, they just couldn't.
They couldn't convict him. But that doesn't really mean anything. But oh man,
the people that testify and the people that worked on sets with Oh my
god, he had a he had like a thing about sticking his hand down
guy's pants. I mean, okay, So what is this song? It's
on HBO Max and it's two parts, I think, and it is a
barn Bard. The other one is on Netflix and it's the Ashley Madison documentary
three parts. Oh I started watching that. Oh my god. Yeah,
if you guys don't remember what Ashley Madison, I got to the point.
Okay, did you get to the part two? No? Okay. So
the best one of all was the couple that was like the super Christian couple
that had the YouTube and he was like fooling rid. So that was my
thing. Yeah. Ashley Madison was a website for people who wanted to have
some who wanted to have an affair, for married people who wanted to secretly
have an affair. Ashley Madison was a website and it was huge. There
were like seven million or even more members of the high profile people. Yes,
and then and then they got hacked. Yeah, and the hackers threatened
to if they didn't shut down at Ashley Madison. And they think now that
it was either a disgruntled employee or someone were a wife or a yeah,
yeah that knew about all that stuff. If they didn't shut down the business
altogether, they were going to release all the names of their subscribers, all
their credit card information, all their kinks and you know whatever, like the
profile. That's the part I got to and I have, I haven't made
it. They did that. The company said screw you were not shutting down,
and they released I think they gave them thirty days and then on boom,
on D Day, they released everything. Is it surprising? Yes?
Yes, is a member? Yeah, starter famously, that's right. And
some people committed suicide. O. Yeah, it was. It was crazy.
But this is my thing, Like listen, if that's if that's what
you're into, and your partner's aware of it. Then you've got nothing to
complain about, you know, if if you both want, if you both
want to fool around or whatever. But I don't think that was the purpose.
Like, yeah, you can put lipstick on this pig all day long.
If you're doing something like that, I don't care. If you're married,
if you're in a relationship, if you're cheating, if you're having a
sexual relationship with someone else other than your partner, you're cheating of course,
Like and people were trying to justify it, like and I'm like, no,
it's you can put lipstick on that pig all day long. Yeah.
I got to see this the YouTube couple who would seem like big and like
Christian family, and he was on Ashley Madison. I can't wait to see
what happens. So that's a good documentary. Yeah, it's really good.
Guess what I watched for the third time with Charlie when I was an organ
mother of the bride, No baby rein Deer. Oh my god, why
you are crazy? Because I wanted him to see it. I just think
it's just it's hard to watch, but it's such good. It's so well
made, I think, and the fact that the guy is the real guy
I And now she's making the talk show round saying, oh, that's not
true. I think she's suing him. And then she's saying, you know,
all they're they're like, well, you know you send him all these
emails, and she's like, well, you know, well, I know
they cast that so so perfectly. She can assume if it's not true.
So if it's true, then it's probably true. Yeah. I mean,
I'm sure he took some liberties, some creative liberties to make it a TV
show. But come on, I'm sure. All right, now, how
are we going to do this? Brian? Wait, Brian, he's going
to come up. Okay, So all right, come on up? Okay,
Yeah. Should I come to the seat or something? Or come to
the seat? Brian has been working for us for two years. He's sick
never and he puts up with your your big bag of bs every week sick.
And I wouldn't like calling him on his days off. Oh I texted
him crazy. Yeah, so I figured he just this. This is not
a consolation prize. This is like a so Brian, with all of my
love and respect, I guess Laura's too. Yes, close your eyes,
we have something special for you. Hold out your hand. Oh god,
oh my god, Oh my god. Brian's favorite movie is Indiana Jones.
He had his room decorated like Indiana Jones when he was a little kid.
He's been obsessed with Indiana Jones. It's still half the stuff on my wall.
Oh my god. And Eric managed to get friggin' Hars a week and
a half autograph on a poster. Holy can you show it to everybody here?
Look at this? Oh my gosh, this is I won't give it.
I had that everybody. Oh wow, that's awesome. That is awesome.
Are you running out of Wallace? Oh my god, that is so
freaking cool. Is that like the ultimate Ultimate? Oh yeah, that's pretty.
It's not the post because that's movie right. Yeah. Oh that's perfect.
Holy Ship, that's insane. That was so fast too. Well maybe
it was in the works longer. No, because I told Hi about two
weeks ago. I was like, I had to work hard for that.
I'm going to get it out of you. How you're doing this, it's
crazy. It needs to be studied. I know. Is there anybody else
that you that you really want? I can make a little Quentin oh Man
post and like all the celebrities will be together. Hey are you signing things
for like a Brian? Me too. He's got cancer or something's terminal.
Oh my gosh, Brian, that's so cool. Thank you everything, you
so much, thank you. I'm in shock. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, all right, so that was awesome. That was really really
freaking cool. Good job, you're welcome. Good job, you're welcome.
Money. Okay, you didn't call it. I love you, daddy.
Oh god, that's so not so all sorts of wrong, all sorts of
wrong. Okay, before we're bringing hard guest on Anastasia from a Thing Sacred
Tattoo, Brian, can we show some of her work as she makes her
way up here on the screen, and then we'll talk to her because she
has a really cool story, So come on up. Oh my god,
those tattoos are amazing. Look at that, I know. Oh my god,
they look like patches. Wait, that's that's a tattoo. Isn't that
cool? Anna stage on the left, Those are tattoos. Oh my god,
I thought they were patches. The tattoos so much. Okay, that
is really really cool. So Anastasia, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark.
Okay, her mic is muted. I think there we go. I happened
upon her Instagram and she was doing a promotion and like the kind of promotion
we were doing for our ticket giveaway, and I for some reason, I
just I just really gravitated towards her because I saw some of the work that
you did on your Instagram page. You want to plug your Instagram page?
Yep? What is it in? Call inc? Slash slash Anastasia SD Okay
Inc slash Underscore Inc Underscore and this ink I n K I n K m
Anastasia SD. So we got to talking and she has a pretty incredible story,
and I just want to know, first of all, how did you
a girl from Siberia? Yep, she's from Siberia. She grew CD.
Yes, I mean, and it is probably the coldest spot in the world,
I think, isn't it? Like? Yeah? Sometimes well, when
you say I'm gonna go, I'm gonna send you to Siberia. I mean
that seems like a far away place and a really cold place. But she
left her country. Can you tell us a little bit about that and how
you ended up in San Diego? Yep, I moved to my city and
go to first Mongolia, after I go to Turkey, and after from Turkey
and go to Mexico and from Mexica across the bord here to America. And
why did you leave your country because I'm not agree with situation which happened with
my uh with my country with different country. Yes, And I just thought
that was so brave, very much that she left her country because she was
in disagreement and she made her way to San Diego through Mexico and she ended
up here. And I just really think that you are so talented and you're
She was really nervous to be on the podcast because she says that her English
is not very good. But it's great, fine, it's great. Thank
you. Now, when you were young, did you draw all the time?
Yes, and drawing all my life, but I never think about the
tato artists and after, you know, it just was like my morning when
I wake up and start thinking, oh my god, I can do tattoo.
Why not? And I'm starting what was your first very first tattoo.
First tattoo, I start practicing on vegetables and fruits, you know, like
vegetables, yeah, like banana and orange. Yeah. But my first tutto
on a real body or real skin. It's my husband. Oh really,
and what is it? It was like trash polica still style like trash polica
and you're like, I don't know how it's okay, but it's a big
one sound and yeah, oh music music notes, okay. So can you
can you do a tattoo on yourself or is that too difficult? I can,
but I never do that like that. I just want. She has
such a light touch, and that's what a lot of people were saying on
her reviews, like I got mine right here, which is a very tender,
very tender. And I was like, no big deal because she's so
patient, she's so light with her hand. You're really good at what you
do. And I told her exactly what I wanted and she drew it out
and she sent me a picture. I'm like, oh my god, that's
exactly what I want. So, oh we were talking while I was getting
my tattoo, and she offered a promotion for our listeners. So tell us
about the promotion. Yeah, promotion. It's you need follow my Instagram and
text me or put on direct message or something, Okay, like Laura Kane
after Dark and after you will have twenty on discount. If you mentioned Laura
Kane after Dark, we'll put on her Instagram on our website too. And
I just really appreciate you, and I think that you're very brave and you're
very talented, and I just thought you deserve to be showcased. So good
luck with Oh you work at Nothing Sacred Tattoo yep in hucrest On University.
It's a really cool place. So if you're thinking about getting a tattoo,
this is your girl right here. Okay, so thank you so much.
And Okay, at the end of all of our shows, we say something,
we say a phrase, and I'll say it first, then Eric says
it, and then you say it, okay, and then we'll say goodbye
to everybody. Okay, anyway, thank you so much, you guys for
watching, for listening, and for seeing Brian open up his surprise of all
surprises. Oh my gosh, that is just so cool. And thank you
so much for listening after the facts, and oh yeah, it's my birthday
week. And love your podcast, Love your podcast, Love you yeay yay,
Bye my sweet babies. Bye.