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Welcome to Softcore History. Hello,
and welcome back to Softcore History. I'm

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Jake Goldman, and this is my
last episode on the main feed. Just

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go, just leave, just leave. Yeah, I've been a co host

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on the show since twenty twenty.
Do you want us to beg for me

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to leave? He wants to plead, I'm not fucking leaving. I wish

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I could give you that moment,
but one, I'm not the leader,

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and two I am fucking leaving.
So be honest. You're kind of the

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leader. You have access to all
of our financials, So yeah, I'm

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true. You guys, you guys
were like Goldman, he should do it.

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If he that is the most important
aspect of this show. Who cares?

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I mean, listen to any other
podcast. The audio quality sucks.

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Video is not important. We do
so many additional steps that aren't necessary.

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It's very true and you and it
pays off well for morale and pride.

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Well instance, say instant seg I
have to ask you question, is this

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the kid's fault? Is this divorce
the kid's fault? What like my children?

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Is it my children's fault? Oh
yeah, yeah, it's it's your

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kid's fault. I'm glad you acknowledged
it. Yeah, specifically Rory. I

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knew this day was coming. Oh
you hate Rory now too, No,

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I don't. I actually love if
anyone Dan's is like a bit, but

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you should like White Jake more than
oh I have a favorite of your yea.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's really easy
to have favorites of other people's children.

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It's more than it is of your
own. But uh, oh easily.

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There's been so many times I've been
like, you know, I like

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that one, but the other one
is dog shit. Yeah, stay the

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fuck away from me exactly. But
yeah, no, it is my last

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episode. But before we get into
all that, pay these two guys.

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Get these two guys paid. We
have a Patreon slash software history. Yeah,

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you get extra episodes like the one
coming this week, which will be

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an amazing feat of strength between these
two Catholics. It's a Catholic off.

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It's a Catholic off. It's Catholic
cough. Uh. We have the the

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whatever they called what are the kids
that get molested called altar boys, alter

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boys. We got the altar boys
in the back. Altar boys, I

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know. Yeah, no, it's
it's like hazing. You know. They

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happened to me, It's gonna happen
to you. Maybe something will come out.

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It's called paying it forward. Maybe
something we said deep down will eventually

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come out. M Oh yeah.
Should we just get hypnotized one day?

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See if we can have any recovered
memories. If you guys bring a fucking

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hypnotist on after I leave, I'm
gonna be so mad of all the people.

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Actually, that would be funny to
do, is like find someone who

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can read our past lives. Oh, dude, like ship, Yeah,

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Jake, I tied out a shirt
for you. This is in your honor.

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You didn't tie die that I did. This is tied this shirt.

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Thank you last week. Definitely for
you. Where'd you do it? Uh?

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With my Ukrainian child? Oh?
Yeah child? Yeah you can buy

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them. Okay, they're just available. Dude, you wouldn't believe. I

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just was surprised there wasn't a step
in front of that. I don't know

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if you read the news, but
there's a lot of dead Ukrainian parents.

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Wait what Yeah, I wore still
going Ukraine, the the central European country.

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Yeah yeah, wait, what's going
on? They got invaded? No?

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Yeah? Years ago? Yeah,
multiple years at this point. Yeah,

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they're kind of asking for the financier. Yeah, kind of asking for

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it though, walking around in that
neighborhood. Yeah for real. I mean,

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come on, it's like move you
know, look so good being radioactive?

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Man. Well, we talked about
controlling money, we talked about radioactivity,

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we talked about invasions and wars.
I think it's only fitting that I

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sack now today, we're gonna do
what I do when I'm not supposed to

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be or when I'm supposed to be
researching a really valid time. Let's do

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what we typically do and interrupt you. Okay, perfect, but no this

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I'm wearing the shirt because of Bill
Walton. Oh hell yeah, no,

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I I saw that news. That's
a sad story. I tired out of

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the shirt though. It wasn't for
me, though, it was for me

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to go to the dead, but
then don't want and died. Did you

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go to dead in Vegas? Oh? Fuck you sphere? I bet it

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was amazing. You know. He
said he got too high. I got

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way too high. I don't think
you need to get that high for the

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sphere, honestly, you don't.
I was great for about the first hour.

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Then there was two hours where I
was out of it. Then I

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came. I came through on the
last hour though. Yeah, they went

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for like four hours. Yeah,
well you went. It was one song.

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You're like a little airplane, right, you went above how high you're

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supposed to fly. You stalled and
you started free falling. But we recovered.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
he landed the plane. We solid

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that ship. But by the way, Larry Scott killed Bill Walton. You

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think so. Yeah, Bill Walton
couldn't live a day on Earth without the

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PAC twelve. I know the day
they put the Pack twelve headquarters in San

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Francisco. No, yesterday or today
was the last ever. It was last

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night Arizona USC baseball game. Yes, the championship game. Everything in the

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stadium for the PAC twelve, like
merch tent or what merch store five in

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the stadium. I believe Bill Walton
just dissipated. Pack twelve was over.

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Yeah, like Yoda obi wan just
yeah, I agree. He couldn't be.

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He can't live without the PAC twelve. The downstream repercussions of the PAC

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twelve dissolving are vast, and we're
just seeing the I'm just saying tweet out

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as soon as you hear this,
Larry Scott killed Bill Walton. Larry Scott

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also got a multimillion dollar interest free
loan to buy a house from the PAC

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twelve and has paid back zero dollars
of it. It wasn't very qualified.

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He's one of the worst commissioners of
all sports. I mean he came from

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a tennis background, I believe,
fucking yeah. That's why Rob really hates

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him. I mean he's just not
qualified to handle big money sports. Nah.

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Yeah, But that's not what we're
here to talk about today. So

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typically when I research stuff for this
show, I go down rabbit holes and

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I like to look at the stuff
I like to look at first, and

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then eventually it gets something that's historically
relevant. Right. Very often it's not

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accurate. It no, it never
is. But today, one time Dan

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showed up to my house. I
made him watch a movie called Beyond Majestic

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and it's about Nazi aliens on the
moon. Great, we're not going to

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talk about Nazi aliens on the moon? Are we gonna? So everyone knows

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this about how our clip, one
of our more viral social clips, was

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you getting something totally wrong about the
income tax? But there was also was

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it you or was it you or
was it both of you? About Quincy

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and the mole men that we found
out was complete bullshes both of us.

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I let the church, but I
corrected it, you corrected it. I

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will also say my my my biggest
regret on this entire show is the income

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tax flaw shared that clip. Shared
it, but it's still my biggest regret.

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Will always make Rob Wriggle look like
an asshole. That's right, even

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more so than me, because we
say we don't know what we're talking about

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at the top, but today I'm
gonna be going down. You're seeing a

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Iceberg meme. Yeah, uh,
this is the conspiracy theory iceberg tip of

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the Iceberg. It's we're gonna go
tip to base. Okay, how do

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you get to Q? A Q
is somewhere in the middle. Really at

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the tip? Really I would put
it at the tip. Yeah, I'm

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not even really gonna cover Q today. I'm not gonna cover Q today.

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Those guys are a bunch of posers, dude, Ques. Yeah, I

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did. No. They actually kind
of suck as far as conspiracy is concerned.

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Like they think it's like they're like, no, we know this really

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big secret but that's what the cues
for casual quasule, A bunch of filthy

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quasules. But uh yeah, No, we're gonna start off with one of

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the most disseminated conspiracy theory pieces of
work in modern literature, and we're gonna

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work our way all the way down
to the weirdest outer fringes, and then

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we're gonna tie it all together in
my big, dumb, grand unified conspiracy

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theory. Let's just go. So, this is just Jake Goldman how the

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world works. This is how the
And I want to preface this by saying

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I don't believe in any of the
shit. They are my favorites. It

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is your conspiracy. Well yeah,
it's I like, I like the fever.

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Okay, you gotta own your takes, my man, they are not

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my takes at least on the way
out too. Nobody's gonna hold you to

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this. You'll never be on the
in front of you. I mean,

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who fucking napalm that bridge? Baby? Okay, fuck it, let's light

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it on fire. But no,
for real, Like, I think it's

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really important to note that I think
conspiracy theories are a way that people that

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have shitty circumstances used to justify their
shitty circumstances outside of themselves. It's a

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really nice way to be. Like
one, I know something that no one

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else knows. I don't even think
you need shitty circumstances. I think you

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just need to be bored. Boredom
is a shitty amount of times I've told

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people to get a fucking hobby.
Oh, or like oh, when they're

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spouting off ship yeah, or like
like friends even or like people I know,

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or like I can get a hobby, but like, get a better

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hobby because that is their hobby.
What are you gonna do fix like ships

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and bottles that'd be healthier, Yeah, just assembling them in the little bottle.

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You you dumb one? Yet I
have not. No, I got

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frustrated with my Lego chars aread and
gave up. You gave up on a

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Lego chars ard it kept breaking.
I'm not I'm not into any legos that

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are other franchises, you know.
I'm not buying Marvel and Star Wars legos.

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I just like freeform Lego I'm gonna
get. I'm gonna get my kids

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like some old school pirate ships,
ship like that of some battles, for

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sure, I'll beat them. It's
like you can never let your kids win,

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right, No, like basketball,
lego pirates, ship battle, you

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beat them until they have to.
Yeah, they have to earn that victory.

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Winds are for like earn, Like
you have to earn a win,

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and to earn that win, they
will have to. When do you get

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to a model train set? What
age? Fifty sixty seven? No,

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that's too late, that's too late. Yeah, maybe like fifty four?

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Does a Christmas tree train count?
No? Get okay, only if you

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build out the entire town. I
think if you have more than just a

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general store, yeah, yeah,
yeah, maybe there's a tavern in the

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city. Maybe there's a shop,
if there's a tunnel a bad part of

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town. Yeah, on one side
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the Yeah. But yeah. No. One of my favorite things to do

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is go on these conspiracy forums and
read these books. And a lot of

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them read like a fucking schizophrenics fever
dream. And I just like watching people

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write their stream of conscious insanity,
Like I get a lot from it.

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But there's also a lot of really
good texts out there that I think are

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are great and important to understand not
as truth, but as like significant to

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where we are in the zeitgeist of
conspiratorial thought. And the first thing I'm

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going to talk about I have referenced
this a lot on the show is the

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book Behold a Pale Horse. Have
you heard of this book? Yes?

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But I don't know anything about it. I don't remember anything about it,

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Okay, Dan, Yeah, which
is the worst yes of all time?

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But fuck yeah, No, I
don't. Okay. So this is a

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book that is isn't it? Is
that a revelations reference? It is a

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revelation difference. Yes, the Pale
Corse death. Yes, right, is

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that one of the four horsemen,
the pale horse is the horse that he

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rides on. So right, exactly. Behold a Pale Horse is very prominent.

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If you've ever talked to anyone that
spent a long enough amount of time

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in prison, they've run into this
book. It was disseminated a lot in

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prisons. Oh you were telling us
about maybe you man? This is how

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I don't. This is how I
know that everything we say to each other

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is genuine, because I don't fucking
know if you told me this on micro

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off, Mike, but you've told
me about this before. Yeah, is

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that why Brooks killed himself in Shawshank
Yeah, you learned because he was like

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kind of custodian the library. Yeah, he got a hold, definitely got

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a lot of hold of it.
Actually, this book came out in ninety

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one, so he definitely didn't get
a hold of it. Brooks was in

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prison. Brooks was not there.
Yeah, Brooks was in that book.

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It was not there nor man.
They filmed it in the nineties, they

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did, they did. Well,
look, there could be a continuity,

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are certainly well, everything could be
a continuity or or in my grand conspiracy

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theory perfect yeah, yeah, but
yeah. It's a book written by a

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man named William Cooper, published in
ninety one. It's one of the seminal

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texts in the realm of conspiracy theories, and it blends a pretty wide array

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of topics, including government cover ups, UFOs and secret societies, sales,

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our birthday here it is fucking ninety
one, baby mcmxci. Let's go yeah.

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Yeah. Anyway. William Cooper,
the author, was a former US

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Naval intelligence officer who claimed to have
insider knowledge of various government secrets. Of

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course he did. I mean maybe
he knew something. Yeah. That's the

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fun part of being a conspiracy theorist
is that you only need to get like

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one thing right and then everyone and
then like you. It doesn't matter how

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many things you get wrong. It's
like the opposite of a journalist, very

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much like if a journalist gets one
thing wrong, credibility gone forever. If

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a conspiracy theorist gets one thing right, it doesn't matter how many shots up.

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Yeah, it doesn't matter how many
other fucking things they ever get wrong

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right exactly, And his military background
lent some credibility to his claims among other

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conspiracy theorists, because nothing these people
love more. There's nothing they love more

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than huffing each other's parts. It's
great. That's take culture, though,

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that is take culture. Nobody has
more takes than Steve N. A.

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Smith. And I'm sure he has
the most takes in history that we're wrong,

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but he's also got the most that
we're right. Yeah, but he's

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just fun to watch. But he's
firing. Yeah, but then that's what

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that's whare Well. It's like content, that's the only thing that mat Content

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in general, most of it doesn't
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every good joke or whatever. You
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and the rest can be absolute dogs. I mean, our show is an

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hour, hour and a half.
We maybe have a clip a week,

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maybe two. It's bad, we're
not volume. We rewatch, Yeah,

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we rewatch, and we're like,
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out again. I have to watch
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want to blow my brains off,
off, off my body, Yes,

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off my head. You'd be pretty
sweet if you like just removed the top

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of your skull surgically like in Hannibal. And then yeah, put a gun

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up into your mouth like a blow
reverse vacuum into your nose to blow it

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off like a leaf flower. Also
blowing your brains off. Two could be

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your testicles, It could be your
testees. It's your third brain. The

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stomach's the second true. Yeah.
Well. Cooper's life, of course,

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was marked by controversy, and he
became a prominent figure in the conspiracy theory

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community until his death in a shootout
with police in two thousand and one.

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Not a lot of people will be
like, oh, well, that's what

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they were trying to cover up.
What he knew they were trying to stop

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him from spreading knowledge when he was
a chronic alcoholic and who cares? Yeah,

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crime, But also I believe he
was a domestic abuser driving drunk.

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Not a cron might take about the
income taxes immediately absolved. AnyWho, Well,

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you can't punch your house, you
fucking I I you know what you're

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right? Fuck drywall right? Fuck
it. Uh. In nineteen sixty six,

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he was serving aboard the USS tyrou
when he and FELLO Navy personnel witnessed

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a metal craft larger than a football
field repeatedly enter and exit the water.

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He's actually the forefront of a pretty
prominently like developing schism in the UAP discussion

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of usos, which are unidentified submersible
objects. So yeah, I feel like

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it's like a Graham Hancock variant.
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below before, yeah, from the
ocean, yeah, ocean. No,

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But it is a lot of Navy
people like as much as Air Force people

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talk about we saw some shit up
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Navy people do talk about, we
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without any change. A good place. Who cares, that's a good place

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for UFO to hang out. Uh, if it can do it. That

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doesn't house Iracus keep their spaceships underwater? No, not that I know of.

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I don't remember that. Well they
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Duke of Iraq? Is how Citrates? How Citrates keeps their ships underwater?

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Do they? Yeah? I don't
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of the second Star Wars or Star
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under water Star Trek. Oh,
you're just saying, you're giving multiple references.

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is that the change in environment without
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is in it, because it's like, Okay, they're leaving the water and

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they're still being propelled, like they're
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But here's some of the key themes
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So one of the first things right
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and extraterrestrials. A significant portion of
the book discusses alleged government knowledge of interactions

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with extra extraterrestrial beings. Cooper basically
implies that there have been numerous cover ups

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reguarding UFO sightings, including Roswell,
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including secret treaties between governments and alien
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government is involved in numerous COVID activities
aimed at controlling and deceiving the population,

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not just with the alien theories,
but also at the behest of aliens.

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So he's claiming that we have been
working with aliens for years. Okay,

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to wait to what are they behesting
us? Well, yeah, we're a

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TV show. Yeah, yeah,
aliens want to work with the powers that

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be higher ups, but they don't
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And we'll get to that in the
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there's a reason for that obviously.
It's more like all these like right wing

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people now are saying aliens have this
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like this evil component to it.
Yes, actually, okay, so like

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the shit Tucker Carlson spieling out dude
reference. By the way, absolutely are

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don't they aliens have religion? In
Halo? Aren't they like religious zealots?

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I never played Halo. I didn't
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shooters. Really, yeah, I
like third person shooters the most. Yeah,

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he was just telling me all about
his latest Fortnite game, rightfre get

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on air. That was great.
Fortnit's so good it was. I was

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like, when are you leaving again? No, you fucking listened, dude.

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When you invite another man into the
bedroom, that could be it could

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be it. Yeah, when Rob
and his wife invite their bowling, Yeah,

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Sudio, I'm usually not there.
I don't have time for that guy.

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Yeah he's a loser. Yeah,
it's more like he's doing a favor

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for you. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he mowst the want he

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does. Dude, he does a
lot of yard work and he'll like take

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these kids to daycare and stuff like
that. Like this guy needs a hobby.

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Speaking of get a hobby like this
guy maybe bottle, like buy a

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bottle in the ship. Yeah,
seriously, he's sergioe. Why don't you

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fucking do something for once? It's
it's ridiculous, Yeah, I mean,

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why don't you build some character?
Man only so often you could play with

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you know, my wife's man in
the boat, Like why don't you build

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your own boat or something like?
It? Just that just sucks. I

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can't I don't even talk about him. Back to Cooper, he alleges that

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the US government is involved in UH
numerous cover activities aimed at controlling and deceiving

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the population. This also includes the
aliens wanting this to happen, UH planned

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economic collapses, political assassinations, and
the manipulation of public opinion. Specifically,

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he calls out Dwight Eisenhower for signing
the first treaty with extraterrestrials. So sure,

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that's what he warned us about.
Wasn't military industrial complex? It was

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a well, by the way,
like that speech. People are like he

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warned us about it. He was
like, the military industrial complex is necessary

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and kind of sweet. Just don't
let it get too crazy. That's the

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whole speech. That's the rest of
the speech. But people are just like

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he wan does he did though,
he said, don't let it get too

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crazy. What do we add a
trillion dollars? Actually it was bar for

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bar, even George Washington's speech about
political parties and not getting involved in Europe's

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bullshit. Here's the thing about here's
the thing about Europe. You can try

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to get away from it, but
Europe will find you can ever leave daddy.

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Yeah, yeah, they pulled me
back. Nuclear engineers in Europe make

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like thirty grand Fuck them, I
agree, fuck them. Yeah, well

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you have health care. Cool,
dude, they have health care. Try

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to buy a sandwich. You don't
need healthcare. What you know when you

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don't need healthcare when you're young?
Yeah, yeah, when you're supposed to

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be making money. By the way, Yeah, they have healthcare because daddy

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pays the Army bills to NATO bills. Yeah. Yeah, like it's ridiculous.

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Doctor in Sweden. Cool, I
make more than you, dog,

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I would love. How's that feel, buddy? For healthcare? It sounds

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great when you're not making money,
I'll tell you that much. It does.

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Yeah. Every time I've been unemployed, I'm like this goddamn country,

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and every time I'm making money,
I'm like these goddamn hoboes. Yeah.

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No, it's real, real,
both sides of the eye. And my

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entire workout is just pulling ladders up. Just the old ladder pulled. I

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was gonna say this soul pretty good. Yeah uh. He also claims that

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John F. Kennedy's assassination was because
he was gonna blow the lid off of

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it. John F. Kennedy was
gonna tell everyone about the aliens, and

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a lot of people to poetic death. They blew his lid off instead.

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Yeah, it's like you're gonna blow
the lid off of us. We're gonna

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blow the lid off. We're gonna
blow your brains off. Dude, his

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brain's off straight off. Yeah,
but uh yeah, I mean a lot

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of people do think that. Like
one of the first things you experience as

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a president is you get the talk
about aliens, right, And there's some

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I believe there's like, uh something
attributed to Jimmy Carter. He was like

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crying after his first briefing. It
has a president of me. Yeah,

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he has alien connections too. He
claims he saw UFO. Okay, so

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there's some stuff that poor little peanut
Farmer wasn't ready for what was coming,

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wasn't ready for the fucking I mean, if you think about a post World

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War Two, right Eisenhower seen everything
fought in World War One, command in

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World War Two, then you get
JFK fought like combat in World War Two.

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But I guess he wanted to.
He was, you know, I'm

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not just see even the American people
blew his brains out. LBJ. The

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guy just wanted to wave his Wiener
around. He didn't care potentially try to

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clap the alien cheeks. He would
have, Oh my god, that's part

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of the human hybrid that organization.
Truly, the funniest meme I've ever seen,

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just speaking of JFK and cheeks was
just it was like JFK laying dead

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in his limo as his wife is
like scooping his brains out of the fucking

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thing. Dude, Jackieo's ass and
you see Jackio's ass that the captures just

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like JFK dead ass gay falling asleep
while this ass in his faith. My

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favorite JFKA conspiracy, My favorite one
is this head just did that six flooded.

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That's my favorite. But Cooper describes
obviously gets in the new World Order

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stuff. He ties uh, you
know, an idea that there's a overseeing

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totalitarian government, and he ties it
to organizations such as the Builderberg Group,

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the Trilateral Commission, and the Council
off Foreign Relations. Yeah, big boring.

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I just feel like if they wanted
to do it, they could do

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it, and most people would be
like, wow, lame. Then that's

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the thought process is there's a reason
behind it, and we'll get to it

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later. I do think they do
that now what they don't. They no

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longer try to veil things. Oh
there, it's like, ah, we're

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doing it. Yeah, suck it. Yeah. What do you think in

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particular, like what medical stuff?
Like what I don't want to say specific

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things. You want to get monetized? Were Oh this is this is the

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biggest advertisers. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah talking he's talking about periods.

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Yeah, it's a myth. Periods
are a myth. Yeahs stand the liberal

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media myth. Yeah. Sorry,
Ladies just want to break dude. Ladies

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just want an excuse to be pissed
off at you. That's that's it.

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Huh, that's it. Okay,
you're just jealous. We have Gabby off

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mic actually learning. Does that mic
work? She doesn't? Oh shit.

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I was like, fuck you guys, Okay, well get used to it

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if you're gonna be sitting in this
chair, honey, I'm sorry. That

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was that was my attempt to show
she came just engaged. You didn't show

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up. Wow. Really, you
guys thought I was going to go were

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so late? I thought I would
be I was sure at seven twenty four

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it would be appropriate if you just
know showed us we'll be It just kind

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of faded off into the distance like
it was a bottle opener under his flip

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flop. He's clocked out. This
is appear and getting ready for Florida under

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the FuG getting ready for Florida.
But yeah, obviously it dives into Illuminati

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shit. And then the last thing
is mind control in psychological operations. Cooper

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claims that the government uses mind control
techniques in psychological operations such as mk Ultra

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to manipulate and control the population.
He also goes into shock testing economic situations

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as well. A lot of different
things can be attributed to that the Great

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Depression market runs, things like that
bank runs rather yeah, controlled by people

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like JP Morgan. You know we've
talked about these kinds of topics before.

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This also includes the use of media, education and technology to shape public perception

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behavior. One of the quotes that
a lot of people attribute to this kind

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of original thought or this kind of
thought that Cooper's presenting is I believe is

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Rockefeller talking about the public education system, and it's like, why would you

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he wants fucking workers, it's to
get you. Why would you not teach

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your children? Why would you send
them to a institution of the state where

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they can mold them into perfect beings
and things like that, perfect for just

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doing whatever the country needs you to
do. The Rockefeller that like destroyed the

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water supply and the food supply.
Like I think Rockefeller want to destroyed the

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Yeah, that's a big claim.
Destroyed what. We have more food than

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ever, more clean water than ever. Ye, dude, hundred percent of

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us have fucking microplastics in our nits. Not not stop me, I blast

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hot fresh loads just keeping his young
that make babies. I'm sorry, MicroB

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you don't like exfoliating. Come yeah, micro beat, you don't even know.

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It's like pop rocks. Yeah yeah, well, but I mean our

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food's infinitely worse. And uh it's
the flooride in the water. Dog.

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Oh, we're getting into the floride. I'm bringing up the conspiracy. Yeah,

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I thought you were saying, but
the food genuine I'm saying, he's

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riffing. Let him write the fluoride. I know you're not generally saying.

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Do you know what the ultimate like
goal of fluoride in the water is from

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a conspiratorial point of view? Well, my dad is a water man.

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Do you know what the reasoning behind
it is though, Just like no,

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your dad doesn't askqu he just jumps
the buckets the floor ide in fucking helps

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teeth, baby, not a rough
day dump on the flooride Man, it's

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the mega dumber dude, It's the
calcifier panele gland and gets you less connected

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to God. It's to be less
connected to God and less connected to your

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fellow human right, exactly right,
You just become an automaton that does work.

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Yeah, so thank my dad,
thinks Dad, I mean Dan sad,

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big Dan, big Dan. Okay, so this is where we start

406
00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:33,039
getting a little loopy but with oh
yeah, this is where well, this

407
00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:36,599
is all pretty basic run of the
mill conspiracy ship that I just talked about.

408
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:40,240
Now we've been dancing around the J
word. We're gonna get to the

409
00:27:40,319 --> 00:27:44,519
J Whordson Hell, don't worry.
We did bring up JP Morgan already.

410
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,839
Yeah, J P Morgan. What
do you think the J stands for?

411
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,480
Home? Right? I don't?
Is it Jewish passover Morgan? Yeah?

412
00:27:52,680 --> 00:28:00,119
Okay. Do we buy him nuke
in the fucking Titanic? Yeah? For

413
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,039
sure, I believe that. I
think to get rid of his competition.

414
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:08,400
The competition, I would love that
one. The conspiracy was the fucking boat

415
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,359
was on fire for three weeks before
it even like conspiracy. I thought that

416
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,720
was like confirmed. Well, there's
also the whole idea that he switched to

417
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:21,599
the boats too, right, there
was another boat that was like brand new,

418
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:26,440
and he switched. He made the
old boat labeled the Titanic, and

419
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,559
he labeled the Titanic the old boat
so he could collect the insurance money.

420
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,640
Those are more fun, Like anything
modern kind of sucks, but if you

421
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:33,640
kind of go back in history,
but like, oh yeah, Pearl Harbor,

422
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:40,200
we knew anything pre World War two
is fun. Anything post World War

423
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,000
two gets a little icky, all
weird. Well, so you mentioned the

424
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:49,559
J word. There's two documents that
are very much associated and referenced in this

425
00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:55,079
book Behold the Pale Horse. One
is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion,

426
00:28:55,079 --> 00:28:59,359
which I'm sure you're familiar with.
Uh yeah, it's the it's the

427
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,720
foundation document for a Jewish blood libel, which is like oh Jews drink baby

428
00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:07,319
blood. Oh yeah, yeah,
da YadA. Bill Cooper actually goes out

429
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,839
and says, hey, this is
not anti Semitic shit. This is actually

430
00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:17,359
propaganda created by the Illuminati to put
the scent on Jews. This is their

431
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,200
document if you replace Goyam with cattle, Jews with Illuminati. Like they're saying,

432
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,079
they're broadcasting what they are doing,
the Illuminati, and they're pinning it

433
00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:33,599
on Jews. Gota via DM I
did too, didn't accept though I didn't

434
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:36,480
either. I thought it was,
you know, in poor taste too.

435
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,039
I never I wanted an official invite
and send that ship in the mail.

436
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,000
Yeah, like just bit league link. Come on, I'm not doing that.

437
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,920
That's a virus bra like, get
a seal, have a proper letter.

438
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,279
I joined. Well, where's our
money? Bro? Oh wait,

439
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:59,039
you're worth a hundred million dollars or
something. Yeah, that was fun.

440
00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:03,640
Thanks for all cash inchections we could
have used. That's mine. I earned

441
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:10,039
it from the Illuminati. Yeah yeah, but yeah, Elders of the Protocols

442
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:11,960
of the Elders of Sion. He
goes out and says, hey, this

443
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:15,079
is not a Jewish conspiracy. Jews
have been maligned for years. Jews are

444
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,960
children of God. This is about
children of God, upheaving the rule of

445
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,119
people of the devil. Right,
where's the fake six million number come from?

446
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,880
Sixty million, six million, Oh
the Jew thing that I'm not diving

447
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:33,720
into that. It's a whole other
Why do they keep bringing up six much?

448
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,039
Why do they talk about all the
people that got killed all the time.

449
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,000
No, but six million comes up
like a couple of times different.

450
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,680
Yeah, it's Graham Hancock before if
the whole six million Jews? But before?

451
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,279
What if it's just a nice round
number that people like? That would

452
00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:52,000
be funny if eventually he ran out
of like good before stuff and he was

453
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:56,640
like what if world War two was
before? That is true though, like

454
00:30:56,839 --> 00:31:02,200
Palestine, I I haven't really heard
anything after thirty thousand, So like,

455
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,839
I think we just like that number. I think it's just a hot numb.

456
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,799
He kind of sounds good, so
you stick with it. Yeah,

457
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:11,839
thirty k Yeah. Well the other
document, And I do want to give

458
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:15,440
props to Bill Cooper all his terribleness
aside for being like, hey, this

459
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,920
isn't the Jew's fault, because sometimes
you have to say it. Yeah,

460
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,519
it's like listen, y'all, I
know where you people can rall it.

461
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:23,799
Yeah, there's immediately like Jews.
Yeah, and he lays it all out

462
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:29,599
on hold on the other document,
Now this is a conspiracy within a conspiracy

463
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,200
is called Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars. Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars is a

464
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:40,000
conspiracy theory document that alleges a covit
planned by global elites to control society through

465
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,400
again shock testing and psychological means.
The document, purportedly discovered by Cooper in

466
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:52,599
the nineteen eighties in a fucking copier
in the military apparently Perfect Yeah, claims

467
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:57,680
to outline strategies for social manipulation and
population control without the use of overt violence,

468
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:05,880
just manufactur consent. So basically Burne's
dog, Yes, manufactured consent exactly,

469
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:13,000
retying in Burne's as well. So
key concepts of this document. The

470
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:17,119
central idea is that the whole idea
of modern warfare is shifted from traditional military

471
00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:22,559
conflict more subtle forms of control,
economic manipulation being one. The use of

472
00:32:22,599 --> 00:32:28,640
economic policies and financial systems to control
populations includes manipulating interest rates, controlling access

473
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:34,039
to credit, and influencing employment rates
to maintain social stability and compliance. So

474
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,079
people fight economic warfare instead of right
on the ground war. And if you're

475
00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:40,880
picking up on the things I just
mentioned, like interest rates and things like

476
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:46,799
that, and employment numbers, we're
getting into FED is a Illuminati controlled I

477
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:51,599
mean, yeah, the FED has
been a target of conspiracy theory. I

478
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:57,039
mean a lot of conspiracy theorists are
actually big Andrew Jackson fans, not just

479
00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:00,799
for the Indian part. He's a
populist, yeah, well, no for

480
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,000
I mean he eliminated the central bank. Yeah, but also money machine,

481
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,759
go burr, money machine, go
burr. I mean, if you go

482
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:10,920
into some very popular documentaries like Zeitgeist, you can look at how you know,

483
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:14,799
when you issue money, it devalues
money, and we don't have a

484
00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:17,960
backing for anything other than faith in
currency currently. That's how fiat currency works.

485
00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:22,960
So fiat currency works obviously by you
know, it's not backed by anything.

486
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,400
It's based on the faith in the
currency. Right, So when people

487
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,079
are like, oh, look at
all this debt, that's how fiat currency

488
00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:35,440
works. Fiat currency incurs debt.
Debt doesn't actually mean anything really, like

489
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,240
the NBA salary cap on a government
scale, it's not that important. Like

490
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:42,480
people like, look at our national
debt. It's like, yeah, but

491
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,799
who's fucking collecting If we're still the
number one currency in the global exchange,

492
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,880
it doesn't fucking matter. And no
one's been able to dethrone us from that,

493
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,240
right, I always kind of laughing. That's like the biggest fear,

494
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:57,119
But it's not happening a little far
off from that. Who's replacing the dollar?

495
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,799
And if it gets really if it
gets replaced, what happens You have

496
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:07,559
global destabilization, Right, that's the
economy's crash if the dollar gets supplanted.

497
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:12,880
Yeah, aren't they doing like a
super best friends between China whole country?

498
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,320
Yeah, fucking and Brazil. I
don't think it's Indian and Brazil. It's

499
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:24,039
China, Russia, Iran and maybe
another oil country. It is Brazil.

500
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:30,360
It's four countries that it's got to
mean not so great ever, Like,

501
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:35,239
what are they offering? What's backing
it? What's backing anything? Real big

502
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:40,360
asses bbls. Yeah, yeah,
that's it. But uh, in India,

503
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,920
I mean, God knows this.
The Kataris love a good Indian slave.

504
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,840
But I don't know if I don't
know if the Russians, the Russians

505
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,039
would use it. You know,
Russians do use slave labor. A lot

506
00:34:54,079 --> 00:35:00,719
of North Koreans, especially in the
lumber industry, work as literal slaves in

507
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:06,079
Russia. Yep, that's an export
of North Korea's be sure. Yeah,

508
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:12,480
people forget about them. It's easily
my least favorite democratic republic. I don't

509
00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:19,119
know, man Congo's yeah, Congo's
pretty bad. I'm gonna go with North

510
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:22,639
Korea. There's some fun. There's
some whimsy to North Korea. Yeah,

511
00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:25,119
I'm gonna ride from my boy.
They got a fake town. They got

512
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:32,440
a fake town. It's called fakedon. You were talking about not a ton

513
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:38,360
of light pollution. True? True. Boone's got a whole train set reality

514
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,800
I know going on just right outside
he is a man at a table.

515
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,480
Also might not be alive. Is
that still going on? Is his hot

516
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:50,880
sister? Now? Well it's his
uh double, that's you know, in

517
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,960
the in the public. Uh oh, you gotitgeist Avril Levine? Yeah,

518
00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:59,239
and then his sister runs everything.
That's another fun one, that the Arivine

519
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,119
one. Where's that? How does
that tie? Do? The Illuminati?

520
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:07,639
Right here? Baby? All right? Psychological warfare silent weapons for quiet wars

521
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:13,559
implies that there are techniques to influence
public opinion through media control. I'm sorry,

522
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:15,679
but for let's just zoom back out
to fucking thirty thousand feet for a

523
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:21,400
second. The aliens who made friends
with Dwight Eisenhower. Want this, Yeah,

524
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,519
we'll get there. Okay, well
they're not friends, they're not friends,

525
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,440
Okay, we can jump in.
Mid is very afraid. That reminds

526
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,639
me of this is mean. I
won't bring up who it is, but

527
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:43,280
I remember a person who was in
the news a while back who was talking

528
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,639
about how or his friends were talking
about how one time he talked down a

529
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:53,079
mugger. What he was like,
like he was getting mugged, like I

530
00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:55,679
got a gun pulled on him.
They're like, give you your fucking money.

531
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,360
And the guy was like, hey, man, it's okay, what's

532
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,000
wrong. It's cool man, And
he's like they talked and then he ended

533
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:07,400
up giving him some money anyway.
Then I just get then everyone clapped,

534
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:13,880
yeah Albert Einstein. But it was
like, well, he had the gun

535
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,159
on you the whole time, and
you gave him money, so you got

536
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:21,400
mugged. Yeah, but he kept
this cool. It's like, I don't

537
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,440
think we talked out of the mugging, but he's still I think you talked

538
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,119
yourself out of the mugging. I'm
not being mugged. I'm paying you for

539
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:32,679
a life coach. Lessons on the
house. He ain't cry like a bitch,

540
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:37,679
you know. Yeah, honestly,
he wasn't shaken. I don't understand

541
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:42,280
like people that want to like figure
out the mugging or like I'm gonna get

542
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,480
out of it or whatever. It's
like, dude, here, you take

543
00:37:44,519 --> 00:37:47,159
it. Fuck thing I would ever
say, it's not even real. Can

544
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:50,760
I just keep my driver's license?
Because that's a bitch. Yeah, come

545
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,360
on, like, let me make
all the cards have fun taking my identity

546
00:37:54,679 --> 00:37:58,639
please? Yeah? That, I
mean, the worst thing I think they

547
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:01,639
could be stolen is your phone.
That's annoying because then you've got to figure

548
00:38:01,639 --> 00:38:05,559
out how to get back. But
I also get why they get stolen.

549
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,400
All this to say, this document
he found kind of outlines how global elites

550
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,360
use economic crises to concentrate wealth in
smaller and smaller amounts. In the name

551
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,920
of Xenu and the name of some
galactic overboard. Right now, the fucking

552
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:28,840
owl at Bohemian Grove, Walter Cronkite, I'm they uploaded his consciousness. Yeah,

553
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:34,400
he's just the owl now. Yeah, children, would you like to

554
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:38,440
see Hillary Clinton wear a mask your
face? Have you seen that conspiracy theory

555
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:44,960
that Jake I've not there's I've seen
thumb, but you've seen most it's his

556
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:46,400
last episode. Let him go.
Yeah, I'm gonna let you cook.

557
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,960
I'm no, I haven't seen it. Whole conspiracy theory in the right wing

558
00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:55,199
circles right now that there's a video
of Hillary Clinton wearing a skinned child's face

559
00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:00,039
as a mask to scare them,
And where does that tie into what we're

560
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:04,360
talking about. It's a skin child. I'll tell you in a second skin

561
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,840
walkers, so so child meant for
skin. They're concentrating wealth, that's the

562
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,920
claim. They're doing it to have
more power. They're also manipulating people through

563
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,239
media and economic means in order to
be compliant. Okay, by the way,

564
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,119
what's funny is that what really the
better way to put it is they

565
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:25,639
are reconcentrating wealth because wealth has never
been less concentrated. Right, No,

566
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,840
that's a very good point too.
It's a return to form. Yeah,

567
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:36,039
because from the industrial start of the
Industrial Revolution to now wealth like now granted,

568
00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:39,559
like there are hyper rich people,
but wealth is less concentrated than it's

569
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:44,880
ever been ever. Right, go
back to Rome, go back to fucking

570
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,239
the Middle Ages. Yeah, you
know what, we didn't account for the

571
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:53,079
influencers. We didn't. We didn't. We fought back one dance at a

572
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:58,960
time. Yeah, you think being
a fucking dancing doll on a on a

573
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,440
screen is yeah, then no,
that's that's real work. Do you know

574
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,920
what trickle down economics was called before? It was called trickle down horse and

575
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,199
sparrow. Do you know why?
Because the horse would get all the grain

576
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,519
and then the sparrow would get the
kernels out of its shit. That's what

577
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:20,360
we get. Yeah, but the
sparrow flies over the horse and shits on

578
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,320
the horse. So there's a there's
a signify, there's like a there's a

579
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:28,760
poetic beauty at the end. I
think so, yeah, I think that's

580
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,559
the horse is still winning, is
it? Yeah, dude, I think

581
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:37,480
it's just all the cycle of shit. It is. But AnyWho live,

582
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:42,039
bro. The whole point of the
silent weapons is to achieve a form of

583
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:45,159
global control where people don't realize they're
being controlled. A lot of things they

584
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:47,960
talk about too. It's very easy
to see why this caught on because it's

585
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,800
happened. It was written in ninety
one, where the Internet's starting to catch

586
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,239
on and like technology is starting to
pick up, but it's not fully there

587
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,840
yet. Yeah, And it's like
surveillance, so like, oh, why

588
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,079
do our phones get tracked? People
can make these large leaps of like well,

589
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,800
when economic crises happen, they can
see our buying patterns, our movement,

590
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,440
things like that, and be able
to predict things more future And why

591
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,559
would they want that? Oh it's
an intergalactic king. Yeah, we'll get

592
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:15,320
there, don't worry obviously, Yeah, social credit score dog Yeah. I

593
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,119
mean look, I guess if you
build steps in definitely you'll reach the fucking

594
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:22,000
moon, right, Yeah, And
I think it's very important to note at

595
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:29,039
this point in the episode this is
all based off of conjecture and loosely tidy

596
00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:32,119
yarns, like right, it's these
are broad, sweeping topics. Yeah,

597
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:36,800
yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
not like I saw this happens like you

598
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,719
can't. It's it's funny that's happening
back then. Maybe these people are comic

599
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:45,400
book fans. And I say that
because it's like a Marvel. It's like

600
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,840
Marvel. Now, like one thing
Marvel did with movies is like you almost

601
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,679
are bored if it's not tying into
a bigger story, you know what I

602
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,639
mean, You're like, what does
just mean? It can't just be a

603
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:59,599
self contained nay gotta, it's gotta
be grand and right, right, And

604
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:01,760
that's like maybe they were that.
Comic books have always been that way,

605
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,960
Yes, absolutely, And that's like
why Marvel was so novel to the wider

606
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,079
audiences, because they weren't really used
to comic book storytelling like that. So

607
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:13,639
I wonder if these guys were just
into comics and they like they wanted to.

608
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,079
And that's not even a knock on
comic fans, but you know,

609
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:20,239
there's probably of event diagrams, probably
a lot of overlap or Rob, you

610
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,920
can wake the fuck up, dude, Wake up super Sheeople Sheep sureson buddy

611
00:42:27,039 --> 00:42:30,119
Lamb guy. And actually, I'm
I got questions about you if you're denying

612
00:42:30,159 --> 00:42:35,400
it so heavily. He's a boot
wicker. We know those. I'm team

613
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,639
Alien, he's Team Alien Control.
If the Aliens aren't Aliens, Rob,

614
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,800
they're not, they're in our government. Will get well, they're already in

615
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:47,800
our government. They've been there,
they are they are the mt they're coming

616
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,719
back from the future. They're not. Well, we don't know for sure.

617
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,199
There's no future, there's no past. Universe is holographic here's the thing

618
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,360
though, if you could go back
in time, if you were able to

619
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,719
get into a higher dimension, right, Yeah, it's just taking a look

620
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,599
back in where you feel like,
yeah, exactly, we're all in the

621
00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:07,559
fourth dimension. We're all weird snakes
that look like our skeleton and our baby

622
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:10,920
fetus, and that's how we would
look right, pretty hot. Yeah,

623
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:15,559
But I think something that he brings
up a lot to with like psychological means

624
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:19,639
of testing. And then he's like, yank at his fucking face, yanket

625
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,960
Rob's face. See if the skin
comes off. You ever see they live?

626
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,480
Yeah, I've seen they look they
live. Actually very much ties into

627
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,519
a lot of this too, I'm
sure it does. Yeah. So one

628
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:36,400
of the things they talk about,
We're gonna veer off track for just a

629
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:40,400
second, mk ultra what track?
But yeah, if you're off the track

630
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,599
that I'm trying to lay out,
So mk ultra is one of the things

631
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,079
they talk about, how we,
you know, do experiments on our own

632
00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:50,800
people. A declassified document that is
a separate not even a conspiracy theory.

633
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,960
It's just the thing that I find
interesting is the Gateway Project. This is

634
00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:01,880
the CIA's venture into remote viewing.
Experimentation. So yeah, so there's a

635
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,760
doctor named Robert Monroe that worked for
the CIA, and he was using this

636
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:10,880
technology called hemi sync technology, and
basically what it does this is all declassified.

637
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,599
This really happened. This is very
verifiable. You can still get this

638
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,880
tech now it's not even tech,
but at the time it was. So

639
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,119
what they would do is they would
cover people's eyes up with like pingpong balls

640
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:29,519
basically and like desensitize them to site
and they would line them up with some

641
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:37,119
headphones that had alternating beats beat frequencies. And the goal of this process was

642
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:40,320
to sync up your brain hemispheres.
So like your brains operate a different frequent

643
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:47,239
your brain hemispheres operated to different frequencies, and hemi sync software protocols were made

644
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,599
to help you sync up your brain. And the theory is that you could

645
00:44:52,159 --> 00:44:55,679
remote view access parts of your brain
that you couldn't normally do, like it

646
00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,199
would allow you to self heal,
you'd become more spiritual feeling, and you

647
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:02,920
could see things far away the so
you could spy on the Soviets, so

648
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,000
you could spy on this which is
basically so this is for those who are

649
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:10,039
still having trouble picturing this Stranger thing. This is Stranger Things. Stranger Things

650
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:16,800
is based on the work of doctor
Monroe. When and specifically when L goes

651
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,039
into the black room. The black
room is remote viewing, the extra projection

652
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,079
reference the upside down. We'll get
to the upside downside. What's coming.

653
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,559
They're not creating sleeper cells in this
No, that would be mk ultra,

654
00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:31,639
which we we have a whole episode
which also like the I don't The thing

655
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:37,920
I never understand about mk ultra is
that like, why not test on people?

656
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,320
It's it's unethical to test on animals, and who else to do it

657
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,840
but the CIA? Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, but we give

658
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,719
them and sign up for it.
So they were born here. They just

659
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,960
took your uncle. It's called a
social contract. Dude. He stumbled out

660
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,760
of a bar and all of a
sudden he went to therapy in hate Ashbury

661
00:45:53,800 --> 00:46:05,360
and uh yeah, well yeah he
got mk LTD all neighborhood moves. One

662
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,800
example of remote viewing involves a participant
accurately describing the interior of a secret military

663
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,440
facility. This is factual in a
declassified document, which was later verified by

664
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:20,360
on site intelligence operatives. The results
are anecdotal, not re repeatable, but

665
00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:22,760
they do have glimpses of like,
yeah, some people doing this were able

666
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,679
to do this thing, and I
like to think of it as like,

667
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:30,079
of course they weren't repeatable, you
know, like it's something we barely understand

668
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,880
and maybe they just got fucking lucky. Who knows. Yeah. But another

669
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,280
thing Robert Monroe is very much accredited
with in a weird way, is the

670
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:47,440
concept of loosh. Looshe is an
energy that humans emit when they experience terror.

671
00:46:49,639 --> 00:46:54,719
So it's like a pheromone, it's
it's it's a spiritual energy. So

672
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,039
this is his idea. This is
his idea, but he's working along the

673
00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:02,639
CIA operatives and things like that.
Lush becomes kind of the underpinning of all

674
00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:05,960
of this. Why are the aliens
doing this? Right? Why are we

675
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,639
listening to the aliens? The loosh
must flow. The loosh is what feeds

676
00:47:08,679 --> 00:47:13,880
the aliens. Oh my god,
right, isn't this dumb? Isn't this

677
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,519
dumb? No, this isn't my
take, Goldman. I do not believe

678
00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:22,039
in loush, but this is where
Okay, So lush that's an early form

679
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:27,840
of what other conspiracy theory adrenochrome.
Yeah. Yeah, so there's always been

680
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:34,719
just essence, essence. Just have
vampires, your psychological vampires or spiritual vampires

681
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,400
or no, they're energy vampires there, like the energy vampire in fucking okay,

682
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:45,239
energy vampires doing luges. Yeah,
you're you get a nice blot the

683
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,159
energy loosh off like an ice culpture. Yeah, it was a miss.

684
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,599
It was a mistranslation years ago.
It was it's a loose a loose loosh

685
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:59,880
loose adrenochrome lush. Yeah, well
that's just that's just baby cells oh st

686
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,440
themselves. Yeah. A drena chrumeb
no, no, a drena crumb is

687
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,639
an actual thing that is produced by
people. As soon as the baby comes

688
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:09,920
out. You just crack it,
crack it. There is no like adrenochrumb

689
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,159
is something you can go get right
now. It's not gonna make you like

690
00:48:13,199 --> 00:48:15,719
fucking whoa. I'm gonna live forever
and ship like it's like it's just a

691
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:21,639
thing. I will say, you're
not doing it right. When you witness

692
00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:28,639
a child being born, there is
a thirst did you eat the placenta?

693
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,119
There is a thirst did you eat
it? A lot of people do.

694
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:40,519
There is cook it is a thirst
raw? Did you go raw? The

695
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:45,800
thirst is strong? You know my
thirst is strong? I gonna beer?

696
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,920
Yeah, I got you yeah,
Oh no, I got you one already.

697
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,800
Oh hell yeah, hell yeah.
Brother, if you have another kid,

698
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:57,119
you should put on like a a
bacon egg people bagel, sandwich bagel.

699
00:48:58,679 --> 00:49:02,079
Should we smoke it like like make
it bacon like placenta bacon. It's

700
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:08,400
just plentau plus Senatoriso, I sent
h when when Rory was born, I

701
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,239
don't know, says the show before. When Rory was born, we did

702
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,000
keep the placenta for both kids actually, and got it made into pills so

703
00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:21,599
Courtney could take it because it helps
with postpartum according to Xenu and according to

704
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,960
Robert Monroe. Yeah yeah, And
anyway, I took a picture of the

705
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,760
placenta and it's little fucking jug or
whatever box that it was in. And

706
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,360
I sent the picture to Jake and
Dan and I was like, he's not

707
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:36,480
the cutest kid, but I love
him. I forgot you did that.

708
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:38,880
Yeah, it was just the raw, bloody placente, like you did that.

709
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:43,360
I biguly remember that I did do
that. Okay, if you look

710
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,000
back through our our history on your
iPhone like, if you just go through

711
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:52,840
pictures, there is a fucking gnarly
plasenna in there. Okay, that's awesome.

712
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,760
I'm glad you did that. But
you guys didn't even react. I

713
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,320
was so bummed. Where we're like, that was a good text. Where

714
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,039
we're at in the iceberg right now, we're about the middle of it.

715
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,800
With course we are, We're about
in the middle. You weren't lying about

716
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:07,920
Q being soft? Yeah, Q
soft as ship, dude, Like Adreamochrome

717
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:12,400
is such butt lifted from like everything
else that other people have built. Like

718
00:50:12,519 --> 00:50:15,960
Q was just like a lazy amalgamation
to just the thing I hate about Q

719
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,239
two is like, well, nobody
wants to work, Jake. That's the

720
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,559
thing. Nobody wants to work.
Q is the fuck Jerry of conspiracy theorists.

721
00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:25,320
I was gonna say, Q is
like the DC universe, DC Cinematic

722
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,400
universe, you know what I mean, not making everything comic. That's the

723
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,920
only movies I watch. We know
that. And Banshies finish sharing you mean,

724
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,280
do Banshees make it, make it, make it. It's a little

725
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,679
bit higher. Yeah, like God
Whisper in the Willows or whatever the fuck

726
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:44,559
it was called wind in the wheat
Greens. What's that other movie you like,

727
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:50,599
Jake? No, yeah, I
forget the Killian Murphy Irish Revolution movie

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don't. I mean buying online scret
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811
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812
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connect all these dots for you real
quick before we jump down to the bottom

813
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:28,199
of the iceberg. So the aliens
want us to be manipulated and in this

814
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:32,480
kind of permanent purgatory misery because if
we're stuck in these terrible, boring office

815
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:36,679
jobs and we're just being manipulated by
a government, we're gonna generate were lootion

816
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:42,639
factory basically, Okay, But where
you get deeper in towards the bottom is

817
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:45,599
aliens aren't aliens. This is we
are so far past Bill Cooper at this

818
00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:50,920
point. This is where people have
taken steps, right, So everyone's Pepe

819
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,679
sylvying, Yes, yeah, yeah, Bill Cooper. Southern aliens where others

820
00:56:55,719 --> 00:57:00,039
have taken off is that they're not
aliens, they're interdimension beings. Some claim

821
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:07,880
they're just interdimensional futuristic society maybe possibly
or something that you like to reference a

822
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:14,239
past future society, like it's Tartar
Atlantis. Yeah, yeah, like in

823
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,719
Atlantis situation. Right, we'll get
there too. So they were there before

824
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:22,880
us figured out how to leap mm
hmm, pieced out of three D or

825
00:57:23,039 --> 00:57:24,960
now they're just chilling it. They
weren't. They weren't. Yeah, they

826
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:29,800
weren't even like necessarily before us.
They were just alongside of us. They're

827
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:34,559
in the five D too, yeah, almost like a gin something else in

828
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,119
dimensional. Right, so they want
us to be kind of like cattle that

829
00:57:39,199 --> 00:57:45,119
they can get all this loose must
flow. Yeah, exactly where do they

830
00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:47,599
come from? What's why Earth?
You know? Why Earth? Do you

831
00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:53,280
know what's funny about that too?
By the way, maybe this is where

832
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:59,480
Stephen King got it. Maybe,
But have you seen the sequel to The

833
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:04,840
Shining Doctor Sleep? Yeah that's a
loose story. Yeah, that's it.

834
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,639
They'll suck the life the life out
of a terrified part usually child. But

835
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:13,000
that's a loose story, yea thousand
percent. Yeah, literally just sucked the

836
00:58:13,079 --> 00:58:15,840
essence out of it. A lot
of people in terrible circles think that Stephen

837
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:21,760
King is inoperative. That's revealing and
like the whole like cackling. Well,

838
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,159
there's a theory that there's a karmic
contract where you have to tell people that

839
00:58:25,199 --> 00:58:30,039
you're doing this stuff to them,
but you don't have to tell them directly.

840
00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,119
It's their fault if they can't figure
it out. But as long as

841
00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:36,400
you're telling them, then you're absolved
of the karmic debt. That's why symbolism

842
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,800
will be their downfall, right right, it's very we figured it out,

843
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:43,519
Yeah, exactly you did. It's
so dumb. But now we're at the

844
00:58:43,519 --> 00:58:50,519
bottom of the the iceberg and we're
getting into electric universe theory. So and

845
00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:53,679
it's implications with the planet Saturn.
Okay, yeah, we just got the

846
00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:58,360
Titan, so yeah, why do
you think we're trying to get there?

847
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,400
Bro? I think we just landed
something Titan. Do we landed or are

848
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,400
we sending it? I think it
landed recently. Yeah, I'm more interested

849
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,320
in Europa personally, but I think
that's a Jupiter moon. I don't know,

850
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:13,440
I believe is that the one that
the squids in your found footage movie

851
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,639
were on. Yes, okay,
but I believe titans like the most similar

852
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:22,000
to our Earth. Okay, as
far as size and electric universe theory is

853
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:28,320
very tied to similarities in Earth and
celestial bodies around Saturn, So real quick.

854
00:59:28,519 --> 00:59:32,320
Electric universe theory is an alternative cosmological
model that emphasizes the role of electricity

855
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,519
in the universe. I could go
really deep into this, but it's dumb

856
00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:39,320
and unsubstantiated. They're basically saying it's
more about the universe is full of energy,

857
00:59:39,719 --> 00:59:45,079
and that electricity and energy is the
foundational force in the universe and not

858
00:59:45,199 --> 00:59:49,960
gravity. This has been debunked by
our current physics. You know, not

859
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,719
to say that physics is one hundred
percent correct, No one says that,

860
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:59,599
but it posits that electric and magnetic
forces play the dominant role in shaping the

861
00:59:59,639 --> 01:00:04,440
universe. One of the more controversial
aspects of the electric universe theory is the

862
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:09,559
Saturn polar alignment hypothesis. According to
this idea, Saturn was once positioned at

863
01:00:09,559 --> 01:00:15,599
the center of our Solar system's polar
configuration, with Earth and other planets aligned

864
01:00:15,639 --> 01:00:22,400
along its axis, meaning Saturn was
once way closer to us like way way

865
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:29,360
way sideway. No, just like
it was above us. We could see

866
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:35,840
it. We're we're on its axis. So this alignment is said to have

867
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:40,119
created spectacular electrical discharges in plasma,
phenomena which ancient cultures may have recorded in

868
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:45,920
myths and symbols. This gets into
your gram Hancock shit too. Proponents claim

869
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,800
that such an alignment could explain the
consistent portrayal of Saturn like symbols and deities

870
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:55,039
across different civilizations. Implications of the
Saturn theory include that, first, it

871
01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:59,679
challenges the conventional model of the solar
system's formation in history, suggesting a far

872
01:00:59,719 --> 01:01:04,079
more dnamic an electrically active environment in
the past. Second, it provides a

873
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:08,880
potential explanation for the consistent themes found
in ancient mythologies and cosmologies, specifically symbolism.

874
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:16,239
If there is a giant ringed object
in the sky above you in ancient

875
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,639
times, what does it look like? It looks like an eye, a

876
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:25,119
ring with a dot in the middle. O. The all seeing eye is

877
01:01:25,199 --> 01:01:29,360
Saturn. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're getting annoyed,

878
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,199
but this is what I'm annoyed.
I'm just like, yeah, all

879
01:01:30,239 --> 01:01:36,320
right, yeah, right, you're
a Catholic, right, yeah, I

880
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:45,159
believe all that shit every ounce.
Okay, you know, but you are

881
01:01:45,199 --> 01:01:46,679
like religious, right, yes,
sort of if you kind of believe in

882
01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:52,480
God and there's some type of purpose
remaining. Yes, I mean no,

883
01:01:53,079 --> 01:02:00,400
I mean nah, why not on
this? Yeah? Nah? What do

884
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,800
I need? What do I need
that? What do I need? Just

885
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:07,199
nah? At this point, like
if someone told you all of this,

886
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:12,760
like in seriousness, I'd be like, you need antipsychotics? Yeah, like

887
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,880
eh, yeah, but this is
the ship I like to read. So

888
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:22,039
what if it's just an eye is
a powerful symbol and people's eyes have always

889
01:02:22,079 --> 01:02:28,599
been important, right right? Or
maybe that pyramid on the back of the

890
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:32,400
US dollar, or what if it
was a cyclops? Uh they did?

891
01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:37,559
I read something about cyclops as being
like Greeks thinking they found cyclops skulls,

892
01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:42,079
but it was actually like a mammoth
skull that looks like a is a mamoth

893
01:02:42,079 --> 01:02:46,199
skull. One believe the mythology of
the Cyclops comes from mammoth mammoth fossils because

894
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:51,239
how it kind of looks like one
eye. Yeah, it's a giant hold

895
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,880
tusks and ship up because it looks
like a human skull in proportion, like

896
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:59,320
when you see it without the fucking
fur and stuff. Yeah, I mean

897
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,679
that's why, you know, we're
like, we don't really know if dinosaurs

898
01:03:00,679 --> 01:03:05,000
looked like original dinosaurs. Maybe they
had feathers. We don't know. We

899
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,639
you know, we just don't.
Yeah, but anyway, Saturn plays an

900
01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:15,119
important part. It's the all seeing
eye. The concept of Mana falling from

901
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:19,760
the sky is the discharges and stuff
like that, and like of what,

902
01:03:20,119 --> 01:03:24,840
oh the electricity, the electricity giving
people energy, things like that. It's

903
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:29,599
not just it's so funny because it's
like these are such big leaps. It's

904
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,840
because like obviously, and a thing
anyone would dink is like what if it

905
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,599
rained pizza? You know, Oh
what if it rained bread instead of rain,

906
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,960
that'd be a miracle. Oh,
it'd be sweet if it rained bread,

907
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,280
Like you're starving, Yeah, rain
bread. And then like I don't

908
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,519
know, you just tell a story
where rain red rain bread. That's how

909
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:52,599
we lived. Or there could be
a mistranslation, like the Typing Rebellion where

910
01:03:52,639 --> 01:03:58,679
he thought Mana was weeds and got
sick and died like an asshole eating weeds,

911
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,719
or you know, like sailors at
sea It's like, how'd you guys

912
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:04,599
survive that forty year long trek?
It rained bread? Aren't there like a

913
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:08,559
hundred less of you? It rained
bread, right, yep? Bread?

914
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:12,599
It rained bread. Bread? Yeap
didn't eat anyone. Wow, you guys

915
01:04:12,679 --> 01:04:17,480
must have been so horny. It
rained women. Oh my god? What

916
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,920
rained bread? And women? About? Fuck any of each other? Yeah,

917
01:04:25,079 --> 01:04:27,599
don't worry about it. You gotta
think though, a loaf went through

918
01:04:27,599 --> 01:04:30,920
somebody's skull. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, it can't just fall from that

919
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:33,760
like a bag at dome. Somebody
bag at will absolutely go right through you

920
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,599
from the sky. Yeah, that's
a missile, dude. Yeah, a

921
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:41,239
French bagette. Yeah. Oh my
god. If it's a day old,

922
01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:45,199
you're dead. Yeah, Like right
hand man just got evaporated. Why do

923
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:48,280
you think we don't live in it? Oh? Fair discs are well,

924
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,239
that's just a buzz floats though.
Yeah. Oh it's like a leaf.

925
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:55,599
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a
leaf all right, full liquid, full

926
01:04:55,679 --> 01:04:59,920
bottom of the of the iceberg.
Now electric universe is at the tip of

927
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,159
the bottom. This is the very
We're at the base. We're at the

928
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:08,159
base. We're gonna talk about Saturn
plays an important part in the electric universe

929
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:13,719
conspiracy. Someone went further. Now
we have the Saturn storm cube conspiracy.

930
01:05:14,039 --> 01:05:16,119
Storm we storm cube conspiracy. Now
if you look. So a lot of

931
01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:19,840
people talk about Jupiter and it's red
eye storm, right, Saturn has a

932
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,440
storm as well, And this is
true. The thing I'm about to talk

933
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,360
about, the storm on Saturn is
a very real thing. It is a

934
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:30,760
hexagonal black storm at its pole.
It's fucking cool looking, like it's a

935
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:35,880
giant black hexagon at the poles Saturn
I had. The Pope hasn't told me

936
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:40,719
that, but yeah, look it
up the Saturn storm cub. You don't

937
01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:44,920
have the updated projections. Yeah,
I'll ask the Pope if that's what you

938
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:53,039
mean by looking up. Yeah,
he'd be like, maybe Benedict would know

939
01:05:53,039 --> 01:05:55,760
because he was in the Hitler youth
and probably was in on some of the

940
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,960
oldest stuff. Yeah he met aliens. Yeah. Well, this theory posits

941
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:04,079
Saturn is associated with darker, malevolent
forces and it's linked to a mysterious So

942
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:09,760
the hexagonal storm, you're actually just
seeing the two d of it from that

943
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,360
far away when we're observing it.
It's actually a giant cube that's rotating great,

944
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:19,360
And this is a generator by the
aliens or interdimensional beings. The harnesses

945
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:25,920
the looche that is generated on Earth
makes sense and most of the space travels

946
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,239
like that. Huh yeah, yeah, the universe is electric right, well,

947
01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:31,679
most of the universes black matter,
no dark matter or dark matter.

948
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:34,679
We don't really know what it is. Dark matter is in theory still we

949
01:06:34,719 --> 01:06:38,320
don't. It is unknown. Man, it's like a black hole. It's

950
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,599
like black holes before they actually saw
one where it's like mathematically it has to

951
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:44,599
exist, but we have to have
some other constant. We haven't observed it.

952
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:49,400
But yeah, so this cube is
harnessing all the loosh on Saturn.

953
01:06:49,679 --> 01:06:54,360
Saturn is a part of our ancient
past. The aliens and the elites are

954
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,719
high. That's the universal truth of
the Illuminati and Freemasons, is this Saturn

955
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,920
connection with Earth. Right, So
we need to create suffering and concentrate well

956
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:08,679
in order to create loosh energy to
send a Saturn. And what Saturn do?

957
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:15,559
It propagates and keeps alive. Do
you think that's why the holographic universe?

958
01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:17,840
Do you think that's why meat tastes
so good? Animal loosh suffering?

959
01:07:18,119 --> 01:07:21,679
Yeah, Like I've always noticed how
free range chicken doesn't taste as good.

960
01:07:21,719 --> 01:07:26,320
No, I like that anxiety boy, Dude, give me some popeyes loosh

961
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,719
breast, Yeah, dep fred loose
breast. Sorry when you see those like

962
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:35,079
Tyson chickens with like nine breasts and
six thighs and just just born, they're

963
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:43,559
born only knowing fear. Yeah,
tender. Absolutely, But interestingly enough,

964
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:48,000
Saturn has historically you turning now he's
getting well if I think if meat meets

965
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,639
the turning point for you, yeah, it might be. Don't eat loosh

966
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:55,880
on Fridays though, Yeah, you
can't have fish. Don't have loush.

967
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:59,679
No, they don't fish don't make
loosh because they're part of the alien race.

968
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:04,119
Question is almost certainly. But yeah, Saturn has historically been associated with

969
01:08:04,159 --> 01:08:09,039
time, death, and karma.
Obviously the plane historically by who what like

970
01:08:09,079 --> 01:08:15,199
fucking Hindus or something or well,
you talk about Chronos in Greek mythology,

971
01:08:15,239 --> 01:08:19,880
he is Saturn, okay, who's
often portrayed as a devour of children symboli

972
01:08:20,119 --> 01:08:25,319
seeing destruction rebirth. The black cube
is a recurring symbol in various cultures in

973
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:30,319
context, including the Kaba in Mecca, Yep and the Cube of Metatron and

974
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:35,399
Jewish mysticism. If you ever look
at certain Jewish I forget which holiday it

975
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:39,600
is, but they wear a little
black cube on their head. It's weird.

976
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,119
Yeah, it's one of the orthodox
things. In that cube in Mecca,

977
01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:46,000
it's a piece of asteroid or yeah, you're right, yeah, like

978
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:48,920
actually no, yes, it's actually
a meteorite. Yeah, a meteor aitte

979
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:55,800
piece kassick. It's dope. Yeah. They don't go in there though,

980
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,880
they just walk around it. Some
people go in there. I don't think

981
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,880
anyone goes in there to feed it. But this is where we get back

982
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:05,399
to big j conspiracy, because in
the conspiracy theory, the black cube represents

983
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:10,119
control, confinement, and manipulation of
reality. So we're going back to first

984
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:13,920
Wow, why what do Jews have
the black cube? What is a cross

985
01:09:14,079 --> 01:09:18,720
but an unrolled cube if you take
a cube of paper segments and unroll it,

986
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:23,640
so it's like a black Tessa rac
Yeah yeah, it's a hypercube basically.

987
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,960
Now now who's bringing up comic book
movies. Well, it actually is

988
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:30,199
applicable there, so it's like really
easy to see. I think that that

989
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:40,760
metaphor fell as flat as the DCU. Let's throw this at you. So

990
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:45,800
where is this all going right?
Where is this all going The only way

991
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:49,880
I can do it is basically the
universe, including human existence, is a

992
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:57,159
holographic projection where all information is encoded
in a boundary. We're on a prison

993
01:09:57,199 --> 01:10:02,239
planet. Basically what we're in.
Hell, Oh, that's that's where everyone

994
01:10:02,319 --> 01:10:05,119
kind of gets At the end of
this. It goes all the way back

995
01:10:05,319 --> 01:10:11,479
to what are we talking about?
The Gnostics were right, Uh, hell's

996
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:17,119
they're sweet, dope, but you're
not with God. We are basically all

997
01:10:17,199 --> 01:10:23,119
these conspiracies. If you follow this
ladder all the way down, it always

998
01:10:23,159 --> 01:10:27,800
ties right back to gnosticism. We're
on a prison planet. We're constantly in

999
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,880
a karmic retribute. Spiritual things about
it too, that it's cherry picking every

1000
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:36,359
single theology. It's like, okay, yeah, sure there's similar stories and

1001
01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:42,279
stuff, but like that doesn't necessarily
a vultron of random beliefs. It's it's

1002
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:47,960
a six story. Yeah, it's
it's uh, it's theological, cosmological,

1003
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:54,640
interstellar fanfic at this point, which
is fun. It's fun as fuck.

1004
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,640
That's why I like reading it.
But yeah, the ultimate end of it

1005
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:02,279
is that you need ges is,
you need Jesus that's the end of it.

1006
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:06,960
The end of Jesus was. What
they all get back to is that

1007
01:11:08,039 --> 01:11:12,920
Jesus was trying to warn us that
this is all just a material world that

1008
01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:15,840
is made to make us suffer,
just like the Buddha was telling us.

1009
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:20,399
So through all this bullshit, what
did we learn? You could have just

1010
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:27,119
went to church and learned the same
fucking lesson. This is religion with a

1011
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:30,439
million fucking steps. But yeah,
it ties back to Gnostic teachings of this

1012
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,079
is a material world that is away
from God, that we are being contained

1013
01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:40,600
in by shitty overlords or arkans.
This is all the This is one reason

1014
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:45,520
I actually really like being Catholic.
It's one reason I respect like Judaism and

1015
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:51,520
other ancient religions a lot. Is
that they've had thousands of years of the

1016
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:56,640
smartest people on earth thinking about this
stuff and writing it down, and it

1017
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,720
becomes you know what I mean,
these assholes. I don't say it's all

1018
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,319
true or like that or certainly like
what, but like in terms of like

1019
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:09,319
broad philosophy, they've been thinking about
it deeply. I'm not the smartest people

1020
01:12:09,319 --> 01:12:13,039
say in Augustine, Saint Thomas Moore, Jewish guys I ever heard of,

1021
01:12:13,119 --> 01:12:16,399
but like seriously, like smart Jewish
scholars, even smart Islamic scholars, like

1022
01:12:16,399 --> 01:12:23,359
they've all and obviously eaten so that
like they've all literally put so much fucking

1023
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:28,119
thought into just the meaning existence.
And that's even before you get into like

1024
01:12:28,159 --> 01:12:31,439
philosophers and descartes, you know,
stuff like that. Uh, and then

1025
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:33,920
it's like these guys are like wait, hold on, wait, like trying

1026
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:39,640
to like pet it's just and he
wrote it in ninety one, Okay,

1027
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:43,399
the first half of the of the
episode after a Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

1028
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,720
that is no longer built Cooper,
they built off it, they built It's

1029
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,439
all just a big like, oh, you took a big shit there.

1030
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:54,920
It's like basically like if the Tower
of Babel was a giant shit tower yeap,

1031
01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:58,880
and giant tower of terrible ideas.
Yeah, basically right, Like it's

1032
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,159
just like, let's keep shitting on
top of this shit until we get a

1033
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:02,920
shit tower. Yeah, but yeah, no, I mean that's that's basically

1034
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,560
like that's what I've gotten so far
from all the dumb shit I look at

1035
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,840
before I write up my own episodes. I don't think it's done. I

1036
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,039
think Rob's gonna feel like a real
dickhead when he gets to the afterlife and

1037
01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:16,079
he's like, Jake was right,
I will be welcomed with open arms into

1038
01:13:16,079 --> 01:13:20,800
my Illuminati lounge in the fourth dimension, well, the five D well,

1039
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:25,520
the Black Lodge. Yeah, I
joined. I joined. That's cool.

1040
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:30,319
I mean, you gotta get to
five D dog, I actually get to

1041
01:13:30,359 --> 01:13:32,800
ten deep. I haven't tithed it
off yet. Have you fun video if

1042
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:38,319
you're really high Carl Singin's ten Dimensions
Okay, Yeah, it's fun. It's

1043
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:42,000
a thought experiment to help you visualize
what ten dimensions would look like like if

1044
01:13:42,039 --> 01:13:45,199
you go from three to four to
five to six to seven. Yeah,

1045
01:13:45,319 --> 01:13:46,760
it gets into multiverse and stuff like
that's really cool. But yeah, that's

1046
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,600
that's the stuff I look at instead
of doing my actual research when I'm like

1047
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:53,680
high and I'm like, I'm not
ready to write about like Napoleon's dick yet,

1048
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,000
kind of get deep into the fucking
gnarly is. And that's why he's

1049
01:13:57,039 --> 01:14:00,159
becoming an oyster fum Yeah, simple
life. I'm just I'm unplugging. Yeah,

1050
01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:04,920
I just want to or maybe he
knows something we don't rob Maybe those

1051
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:12,119
oysters they it is interesting. Do
they have a lot of loosh. You

1052
01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:16,680
know, it looks a lot like
a UFOs closed oyster. They what if

1053
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:21,399
they're all just combining shooting around,
and I mean you crack it open and

1054
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:26,000
eat it. This is suffering.
Do you eat it? You eat it

1055
01:14:26,039 --> 01:14:30,239
a lot? Or does it implant
within you? Mhmm. You guys know

1056
01:14:30,319 --> 01:14:35,039
too much. We uncovered the real
conspiracy. Yeah but yeah, no,

1057
01:14:35,119 --> 01:14:39,840
you do eat oysters alive, which
is pretty fun. Uh but yeah no,

1058
01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:43,399
So that was fun for me just
to talk about all that bullshit.

1059
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,640
Make you guys sit through it.
Be sure to join the Patreon too,

1060
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,600
because we're gonna do it. Who's
the better cath Yeah, I'm not gonna

1061
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:55,800
do this was coming. I did
not study, Yeah I did you I

1062
01:14:55,840 --> 01:15:00,279
was in Vegas? No did you
No? Okay? And also you didn't

1063
01:15:00,399 --> 01:15:09,439
you didn't go to you didn't you
didn't go to the Vatican casino, the

1064
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:14,520
Venetian. Yeah, there's like so
many casinos that, you know, like

1065
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,760
Caesar's Palace. That'd be sweet if
there was just like Saint Peter, Saint

1066
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:21,279
Peter's I'm trying to think of a
play on basilicas just Saint Peter's casino.

1067
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:26,039
That's just casino. Yeah, it's
just Saint Peter's Basilica, but it's a

1068
01:15:26,039 --> 01:15:30,520
casino. I would go to that. There's like the the fucking what the

1069
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,079
atom painting? Yeah in the top. That would be dope. I would

1070
01:15:33,079 --> 01:15:36,279
go to that casino. Every fucking
waitress is a nun, but like a

1071
01:15:36,319 --> 01:15:41,279
hot like a hot caslottie nun.
They or a hot Swiss guard. They

1072
01:15:41,279 --> 01:15:46,600
have that what it's called circus circus. That's what the third breach would be

1073
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:50,319
every weekend. Yeah, if they
won the war. I'm not gonna ask

1074
01:15:50,359 --> 01:15:54,399
what you learned today because that'd be
dumb. What was your favorite part of

1075
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:58,119
What do you mean I learned so
much? You shouldn't have learned anything afterlife

1076
01:15:58,119 --> 01:16:01,479
and what the meaning of our current
journey is? Yeah? For sure?

1077
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:05,760
What you Okay? What you you
learned that you learned the life or you

1078
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:10,800
learned about and everything? I my
favorite thing that I learned that they think

1079
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:14,560
that the that there's like a karmic
contract for like they have to tell us

1080
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:18,159
a little bit. They have to
why because then they go to Hell.

1081
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:21,560
It's like wait, but they control
Hell? Yeah, Like what do you

1082
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:26,159
mean what do you mean they control
Hell? They're in feels like a plot

1083
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:29,199
hole. Yeah, No, for
sure, there's a plot hole in that.

1084
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,760
Nah, dude, I think they're
just fucking hot dog in it.

1085
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:36,479
I think they're just hiding in plain
sight. I personally think just kind of

1086
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:41,039
doing the DX. So yeah,
that makes that's a better explanation. It's

1087
01:16:41,079 --> 01:16:43,720
hot dogging it. Yeah, for
sure, they're just doing it to throw

1088
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,439
it in your face, laugh at
you. Yeah, absolutely nothing you can

1089
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,640
do about it, Rob. What
I personally believe though, is that you

1090
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:53,319
make your own reality. Like,
if you think everything sucks, everything's gonna

1091
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,920
suck. If you think everything's great, everything's gonna be great. It's really

1092
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:59,199
about perspective. The only alchemy in
the world is your ability to control your

1093
01:16:59,359 --> 01:17:02,159
reaction to things Like gold is well, you make it right, Like if

1094
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,039
you have a shitty situation you can
find a silver lining, then yeah,

1095
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:09,760
that's that's alchemy. Right, you're
turning shit into gold, but you don't

1096
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:16,199
even know it's ship and kind of
out. Let's say hypothetically, your reality

1097
01:17:17,319 --> 01:17:26,319
randomly, just any of us,
is you're working a oyster cage, you

1098
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:28,520
work in an oyster case. No, you're working, you're cleaning it,

1099
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:33,640
clearing it out, flipping it and
a saltwater croc pops out, it rips

1100
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:38,600
you under. Can you remake that
reality? You can't remake it, but

1101
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:41,359
I think you can frame it like
one. You're one of the first people

1102
01:17:41,399 --> 01:17:44,800
ever to see a saltwater croc,
like while doing oyster work in that in

1103
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,920
Florida and Florida. Yeah, yeah, typically an alligator. Yeah, typically

1104
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:51,520
an alligator saltwater croc. There there
are some caymans and stuff that get pretty

1105
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:55,079
far, Like you have to go
pretty far south in Florida. I think

1106
01:17:55,079 --> 01:17:58,119
you have to go down by like
Keith Largo to even see them. But

1107
01:17:59,159 --> 01:18:02,159
there are salt water cross that pop
up I think in very very south Florida.

1108
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,359
But yeah, no, I mean
like, but I also was doing

1109
01:18:06,359 --> 01:18:10,720
sometime I wanted to do when I
got got and I got taken by the

1110
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:14,279
ocean. Man, it's back to
where we're from. You know, it's

1111
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:17,359
fair. Jilli wills are the only
animal that, uh originally that went on

1112
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:19,960
to land and then went back.
Yeah, they're like this sucks there like

1113
01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:26,319
fuck Earth, like going back to
water. They're like dumb little rat deer

1114
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:32,720
who's Hitler? Uh I guess not
Hitler or maybe he was. He's just

1115
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,680
a pawn. He's pawn like the
rest of us. Yeah, every religion

1116
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:40,439
has been infiltrated by the aliens,
So you know, I guess the aliens.

1117
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,800
The fourth dimensional beings. Yeah,
they're the ones that are like,

1118
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:46,800
yeah, they're the ones that are
like, hey, I know, we

1119
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:51,399
live in the fourth dimension and KIT
couldn't possibly have a worry in the world,

1120
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,800
fifth dimension whatever, the dimensional beings. Forty is just a plane.

1121
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,239
Actually forty is like kind of inferior. Yeah, it is just the plane.

1122
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:11,199
And then five five D beings operate
within fourth dimensions. Okay, so

1123
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:15,119
they're four so fourth dimensions four dimensional
beings or live in the fifth dimension.

1124
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,520
No, fifth dimensional beings operate in
the fourth dimension whatever. Anyway, I

1125
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,840
like how they just like live in
heaven and they're like hey, uh crash

1126
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:27,520
the housing market in two thousand and
eight. Yeah that sounds that sounds like

1127
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,199
what I would care about and heaven. Other the other schism of that is

1128
01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:33,880
just like the fourth dimensional beings or
whatever they are fifth are just mods and

1129
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,720
like we're the sims. Yeah,
they're just having funzies. They're like we

1130
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:41,720
gotta get the fucking like this game's
getting boring. Yeah, but yeah,

1131
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,079
that's it for me for main episodes
ever, unless you know, everything falls

1132
01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:49,920
apart ever six months. Yeah yeah, I mean, or if you just

1133
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:53,479
like are back in Austin and then
you want to pop on. I'm gonna

1134
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:59,399
give one last note here, just
looking at the camera spiking it. Yeah,

1135
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,800
this has been the most fun I've
ever had with something I've created with

1136
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,319
you guys, and I really fucking
enjoyed it, and I'm super excited that

1137
01:20:05,359 --> 01:20:12,239
it's been successful without any sort of
outside company doing anything to it. It's

1138
01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:14,840
been just us this whole time,
and I hope you guys fucking crush it

1139
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,520
and continue to grow it. And
you're welcome for the fucking salary bump,

1140
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:21,279
so thank you, thank you for
that. I'm also going to take offense

1141
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:26,479
that subs Dog wasn't the most.
Substock was fun, but it was a

1142
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:30,880
grand subsidiary that was a Grand X
subsidiary, So Substock was great. I

1143
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,399
really loved Substock too. I even
liked what was it? What was our

1144
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:40,640
other unnecessary no unofficial Visit? Yeah, I liked Unofficial Visit a lot.

1145
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,600
We got some good people on that. But yeah, no, I truly

1146
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,560
loved doing every single episode of these. I get to see two of my

1147
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,840
best friends whenever I do it,
and it's been a total joy. So

1148
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,640
thanks so much guys for having me
be a part of this. I'm gonna

1149
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:56,880
miss you both very dearly. And
listeners, you can find me at JW.

1150
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:00,800
Goldman any social media platform, find
them on the farms. You can

1151
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,479
find me on the Oyster Farm and
I love y' all. Thank you so

1152
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,279
much for your support, and thanks
for all the kind words too that people

1153
01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:08,800
have been sending me in the d
ms and the support that you've been giving

1154
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,079
me. Like, I know,
I don't respond to everything, but I

1155
01:21:11,119 --> 01:21:14,479
see it and it means a lot. So, uh, you're not responding.

1156
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:15,600
You don't even have a job,
I know. I'm just I've been

1157
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:19,199
busy packing and like getting my life
in order for the last fucking god,

1158
01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:25,800
because it's about job. Yeah,
yeah, a hard one, but yeah

1159
01:21:26,159 --> 01:21:30,560
on the oyster plantation, dude,
Jake's oyster plantation. I'm not even it's

1160
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,600
not even mine, but yeah that's
it for me, So uh, Jake,

1161
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,319
I'll let you do it for Danner, Jester and Rob Fox. I'm

1162
01:21:38,359 --> 01:21:40,720
Jake Goldman. You just got soft
served