Welcome to Softcore History. Hello, and welcome back to Softcore History. I'm
Jake Goldman, and this is my last episode on the main feed. Just
go, just leave, just leave. Yeah, I've been a co host
on the show since twenty twenty. Do you want us to beg for me
to leave? He wants to plead, I'm not fucking leaving. I wish
I could give you that moment, but one, I'm not the leader,
and two I am fucking leaving. So be honest. You're kind of the
leader. You have access to all of our financials, So yeah, I'm
true. You guys, you guys were like Goldman, he should do it.
If he that is the most important aspect of this show. Who cares?
I mean, listen to any other podcast. The audio quality sucks.
Video is not important. We do so many additional steps that aren't necessary.
It's very true and you and it pays off well for morale and pride.
Well instance, say instant seg I have to ask you question, is this
the kid's fault? Is this divorce the kid's fault? What like my children?
Is it my children's fault? Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's your
kid's fault. I'm glad you acknowledged it. Yeah, specifically Rory. I
knew this day was coming. Oh you hate Rory now too, No,
I don't. I actually love if anyone Dan's is like a bit, but
you should like White Jake more than oh I have a favorite of your yea.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really easy to have favorites of other people's children.
It's more than it is of your own. But uh, oh easily.
There's been so many times I've been like, you know, I like
that one, but the other one is dog shit. Yeah, stay the
fuck away from me exactly. But yeah, no, it is my last
episode. But before we get into all that, pay these two guys.
Get these two guys paid. We have a Patreon slash software history. Yeah,
you get extra episodes like the one coming this week, which will be
an amazing feat of strength between these two Catholics. It's a Catholic off.
It's a Catholic off. It's Catholic cough. Uh. We have the the
whatever they called what are the kids that get molested called altar boys, alter
boys. We got the altar boys in the back. Altar boys, I
know. Yeah, no, it's it's like hazing. You know. They
happened to me, It's gonna happen to you. Maybe something will come out.
It's called paying it forward. Maybe something we said deep down will eventually
come out. M Oh yeah. Should we just get hypnotized one day?
See if we can have any recovered memories. If you guys bring a fucking
hypnotist on after I leave, I'm gonna be so mad of all the people.
Actually, that would be funny to do, is like find someone who
can read our past lives. Oh, dude, like ship, Yeah,
Jake, I tied out a shirt for you. This is in your honor.
You didn't tie die that I did. This is tied this shirt.
Thank you last week. Definitely for you. Where'd you do it? Uh?
With my Ukrainian child? Oh? Yeah child? Yeah you can buy
them. Okay, they're just available. Dude, you wouldn't believe. I
just was surprised there wasn't a step in front of that. I don't know
if you read the news, but there's a lot of dead Ukrainian parents.
Wait what Yeah, I wore still going Ukraine, the the central European country.
Yeah yeah, wait, what's going on? They got invaded? No?
Yeah? Years ago? Yeah, multiple years at this point. Yeah,
they're kind of asking for the financier. Yeah, kind of asking for
it though, walking around in that neighborhood. Yeah for real. I mean,
come on, it's like move you know, look so good being radioactive?
Man. Well, we talked about controlling money, we talked about radioactivity,
we talked about invasions and wars. I think it's only fitting that I
sack now today, we're gonna do what I do when I'm not supposed to
be or when I'm supposed to be researching a really valid time. Let's do
what we typically do and interrupt you. Okay, perfect, but no this
I'm wearing the shirt because of Bill Walton. Oh hell yeah, no,
I I saw that news. That's a sad story. I tired out of
the shirt though. It wasn't for me, though, it was for me
to go to the dead, but then don't want and died. Did you
go to dead in Vegas? Oh? Fuck you sphere? I bet it
was amazing. You know. He said he got too high. I got
way too high. I don't think you need to get that high for the
sphere, honestly, you don't. I was great for about the first hour.
Then there was two hours where I was out of it. Then I
came. I came through on the last hour though. Yeah, they went
for like four hours. Yeah, well you went. It was one song.
You're like a little airplane, right, you went above how high you're
supposed to fly. You stalled and you started free falling. But we recovered.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he landed the plane. We solid
that ship. But by the way, Larry Scott killed Bill Walton. You
think so. Yeah, Bill Walton couldn't live a day on Earth without the
PAC twelve. I know the day they put the Pack twelve headquarters in San
Francisco. No, yesterday or today was the last ever. It was last
night Arizona USC baseball game. Yes, the championship game. Everything in the
stadium for the PAC twelve, like merch tent or what merch store five in
the stadium. I believe Bill Walton just dissipated. Pack twelve was over.
Yeah, like Yoda obi wan just yeah, I agree. He couldn't be.
He can't live without the PAC twelve. The downstream repercussions of the PAC
twelve dissolving are vast, and we're just seeing the I'm just saying tweet out
as soon as you hear this, Larry Scott killed Bill Walton. Larry Scott
also got a multimillion dollar interest free loan to buy a house from the PAC
twelve and has paid back zero dollars of it. It wasn't very qualified.
He's one of the worst commissioners of all sports. I mean he came from
a tennis background, I believe, fucking yeah. That's why Rob really hates
him. I mean he's just not qualified to handle big money sports. Nah.
Yeah, But that's not what we're here to talk about today. So
typically when I research stuff for this show, I go down rabbit holes and
I like to look at the stuff I like to look at first, and
then eventually it gets something that's historically relevant. Right. Very often it's not
accurate. It no, it never is. But today, one time Dan
showed up to my house. I made him watch a movie called Beyond Majestic
and it's about Nazi aliens on the moon. Great, we're not going to
talk about Nazi aliens on the moon? Are we gonna? So everyone knows
this about how our clip, one of our more viral social clips, was
you getting something totally wrong about the income tax? But there was also was
it you or was it you or was it both of you? About Quincy
and the mole men that we found out was complete bullshes both of us.
I let the church, but I corrected it, you corrected it. I
will also say my my my biggest regret on this entire show is the income
tax flaw shared that clip. Shared it, but it's still my biggest regret.
Will always make Rob Wriggle look like an asshole. That's right, even
more so than me, because we say we don't know what we're talking about
at the top, but today I'm gonna be going down. You're seeing a
Iceberg meme. Yeah, uh, this is the conspiracy theory iceberg tip of
the Iceberg. It's we're gonna go tip to base. Okay, how do
you get to Q? A Q is somewhere in the middle. Really at
the tip? Really I would put it at the tip. Yeah, I'm
not even really gonna cover Q today. I'm not gonna cover Q today.
Those guys are a bunch of posers, dude, Ques. Yeah, I
did. No. They actually kind of suck as far as conspiracy is concerned.
Like they think it's like they're like, no, we know this really
big secret but that's what the cues for casual quasule, A bunch of filthy
quasules. But uh yeah, No, we're gonna start off with one of
the most disseminated conspiracy theory pieces of work in modern literature, and we're gonna
work our way all the way down to the weirdest outer fringes, and then
we're gonna tie it all together in my big, dumb, grand unified conspiracy
theory. Let's just go. So, this is just Jake Goldman how the
world works. This is how the And I want to preface this by saying
I don't believe in any of the shit. They are my favorites. It
is your conspiracy. Well yeah, it's I like, I like the fever.
Okay, you gotta own your takes, my man, they are not
my takes at least on the way out too. Nobody's gonna hold you to
this. You'll never be on the in front of you. I mean,
who fucking napalm that bridge? Baby? Okay, fuck it, let's light
it on fire. But no, for real, Like, I think it's
really important to note that I think conspiracy theories are a way that people that
have shitty circumstances used to justify their shitty circumstances outside of themselves. It's a
really nice way to be. Like one, I know something that no one
else knows. I don't even think you need shitty circumstances. I think you
just need to be bored. Boredom is a shitty amount of times I've told
people to get a fucking hobby. Oh, or like oh, when they're
spouting off ship yeah, or like like friends even or like people I know,
or like I can get a hobby, but like, get a better
hobby because that is their hobby. What are you gonna do fix like ships
and bottles that'd be healthier, Yeah, just assembling them in the little bottle.
You you dumb one? Yet I have not. No, I got
frustrated with my Lego chars aread and gave up. You gave up on a
Lego chars ard it kept breaking. I'm not I'm not into any legos that
are other franchises, you know. I'm not buying Marvel and Star Wars legos.
I just like freeform Lego I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get my kids
like some old school pirate ships, ship like that of some battles, for
sure, I'll beat them. It's like you can never let your kids win,
right, No, like basketball, lego pirates, ship battle, you
beat them until they have to. Yeah, they have to earn that victory.
Winds are for like earn, Like you have to earn a win,
and to earn that win, they will have to. When do you get
to a model train set? What age? Fifty sixty seven? No,
that's too late, that's too late. Yeah, maybe like fifty four?
Does a Christmas tree train count? No? Get okay, only if you
build out the entire town. I think if you have more than just a
general store, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe there's a tavern in the
city. Maybe there's a shop, if there's a tunnel a bad part of
town. Yeah, on one side of the marvel, on the infield of
the Yeah. But yeah. No. One of my favorite things to do
is go on these conspiracy forums and read these books. And a lot of
them read like a fucking schizophrenics fever dream. And I just like watching people
write their stream of conscious insanity, Like I get a lot from it.
But there's also a lot of really good texts out there that I think are
are great and important to understand not as truth, but as like significant to
where we are in the zeitgeist of conspiratorial thought. And the first thing I'm
going to talk about I have referenced this a lot on the show is the
book Behold a Pale Horse. Have you heard of this book? Yes?
But I don't know anything about it. I don't remember anything about it,
Okay, Dan, Yeah, which is the worst yes of all time?
But fuck yeah, No, I don't. Okay. So this is a
book that is isn't it? Is that a revelations reference? It is a
revelation difference. Yes, the Pale Corse death. Yes, right, is
that one of the four horsemen, the pale horse is the horse that he
rides on. So right, exactly. Behold a Pale Horse is very prominent.
If you've ever talked to anyone that spent a long enough amount of time
in prison, they've run into this book. It was disseminated a lot in
prisons. Oh you were telling us about maybe you man? This is how
I don't. This is how I know that everything we say to each other
is genuine, because I don't fucking know if you told me this on micro
off, Mike, but you've told me about this before. Yeah, is
that why Brooks killed himself in Shawshank Yeah, you learned because he was like
kind of custodian the library. Yeah, he got a hold, definitely got
a lot of hold of it. Actually, this book came out in ninety
one, so he definitely didn't get a hold of it. Brooks was in
prison. Brooks was not there. Yeah, Brooks was in that book.
It was not there nor man. They filmed it in the nineties, they
did, they did. Well, look, there could be a continuity,
are certainly well, everything could be a continuity or or in my grand conspiracy
theory perfect yeah, yeah, but yeah. It's a book written by a
man named William Cooper, published in ninety one. It's one of the seminal
texts in the realm of conspiracy theories, and it blends a pretty wide array
of topics, including government cover ups, UFOs and secret societies, sales,
our birthday here it is fucking ninety one, baby mcmxci. Let's go yeah.
Yeah. Anyway. William Cooper, the author, was a former US
Naval intelligence officer who claimed to have insider knowledge of various government secrets. Of
course he did. I mean maybe he knew something. Yeah. That's the
fun part of being a conspiracy theorist is that you only need to get like
one thing right and then everyone and then like you. It doesn't matter how
many things you get wrong. It's like the opposite of a journalist, very
much like if a journalist gets one thing wrong, credibility gone forever. If
a conspiracy theorist gets one thing right, it doesn't matter how many shots up.
Yeah, it doesn't matter how many other fucking things they ever get wrong
right exactly, And his military background lent some credibility to his claims among other
conspiracy theorists, because nothing these people love more. There's nothing they love more
than huffing each other's parts. It's great. That's take culture, though,
that is take culture. Nobody has more takes than Steve N. A.
Smith. And I'm sure he has the most takes in history that we're wrong,
but he's also got the most that we're right. Yeah, but he's
just fun to watch. But he's firing. Yeah, but then that's what
that's whare Well. It's like content, that's the only thing that mat Content
in general, most of it doesn't need to be good right for every for
every good joke or whatever. You just need like one every couple of days
and the rest can be absolute dogs. I mean, our show is an
hour, hour and a half. We maybe have a clip a week,
maybe two. It's bad, we're not volume. We rewatch, Yeah,
we rewatch, and we're like, I don't I don't want to put this
out again. I have to watch it like four times. Yeah, I
want to blow my brains off, off, off my body, Yes,
off my head. You'd be pretty sweet if you like just removed the top
of your skull surgically like in Hannibal. And then yeah, put a gun
up into your mouth like a blow reverse vacuum into your nose to blow it
off like a leaf flower. Also blowing your brains off. Two could be
your testicles, It could be your testees. It's your third brain. The
stomach's the second true. Yeah. Well. Cooper's life, of course,
was marked by controversy, and he became a prominent figure in the conspiracy theory
community until his death in a shootout with police in two thousand and one.
Not a lot of people will be like, oh, well, that's what
they were trying to cover up. What he knew they were trying to stop
him from spreading knowledge when he was a chronic alcoholic and who cares? Yeah,
crime, But also I believe he was a domestic abuser driving drunk.
Not a cron might take about the income taxes immediately absolved. AnyWho, Well,
you can't punch your house, you fucking I I you know what you're
right? Fuck drywall right? Fuck it. Uh. In nineteen sixty six,
he was serving aboard the USS tyrou when he and FELLO Navy personnel witnessed
a metal craft larger than a football field repeatedly enter and exit the water.
He's actually the forefront of a pretty prominently like developing schism in the UAP discussion
of usos, which are unidentified submersible objects. So yeah, I feel like
it's like a Graham Hancock variant. Well, if the UFI has come from
below before, yeah, from the ocean, yeah, ocean. No,
But it is a lot of Navy people like as much as Air Force people
talk about we saw some shit up in the sky, like a lot of
Navy people do talk about, we saw some shit fly out of the water
without any change. A good place. Who cares, that's a good place
for UFO to hang out. Uh, if it can do it. That
doesn't house Iracus keep their spaceships underwater? No, not that I know of.
I don't remember that. Well they do. Wait, what's a no,
Duke of Iraq? Is how Citrates? How Citrates keeps their ships underwater?
Do they? Yeah? I don't remember that. And at the start
of the second Star Wars or Star Trek movie, the fucking ship comes out
under water Star Trek. Oh, you're just saying, you're giving multiple references.
Yeah, But I mean, I think the intriguing part about a USO
is that the change in environment without change in speed, that's what the interest
is in it, because it's like, Okay, they're leaving the water and
they're still being propelled, like they're different mechanisms usually that are using that.
But here's some of the key themes and claims of Behold the Pill Horse.
So one of the first things right off the bat, it talks about UFOs
and extraterrestrials. A significant portion of the book discusses alleged government knowledge of interactions
with extra extraterrestrial beings. Cooper basically implies that there have been numerous cover ups
reguarding UFO sightings, including Roswell, of course, but more importantly allien encounters,
including secret treaties between governments and alien species. Cooper alleges that the US
government is involved in numerous COVID activities aimed at controlling and deceiving the population,
not just with the alien theories, but also at the behest of aliens.
So he's claiming that we have been working with aliens for years. Okay,
to wait to what are they behesting us? Well, yeah, we're a
TV show. Yeah, yeah, aliens want to work with the powers that
be higher ups, but they don't want people to know that aliens exist.
And we'll get to that in the Grand Unified theory much much later, because
there's a reason for that obviously. It's more like all these like right wing
people now are saying aliens have this like religious aspect. I think that's there's
like this evil component to it. Yes, actually, okay, so like
the shit Tucker Carlson spieling out dude reference. By the way, absolutely are
don't they aliens have religion? In Halo? Aren't they like religious zealots?
I never played Halo. I didn't play it. I suck at first person
shooters. Really, yeah, I like third person shooters the most. Yeah,
he was just telling me all about his latest Fortnite game, rightfre get
on air. That was great. Fortnit's so good it was. I was
like, when are you leaving again? No, you fucking listened, dude.
When you invite another man into the bedroom, that could be it could
be it. Yeah, when Rob and his wife invite their bowling, Yeah,
Sudio, I'm usually not there. I don't have time for that guy.
Yeah he's a loser. Yeah, it's more like he's doing a favor
for you. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he mowst the want he
does. Dude, he does a lot of yard work and he'll like take
these kids to daycare and stuff like that. Like this guy needs a hobby.
Speaking of get a hobby like this guy maybe bottle, like buy a
bottle in the ship. Yeah, seriously, he's sergioe. Why don't you
fucking do something for once? It's it's ridiculous, Yeah, I mean,
why don't you build some character? Man only so often you could play with
you know, my wife's man in the boat, Like why don't you build
your own boat or something like? It? Just that just sucks. I
can't I don't even talk about him. Back to Cooper, he alleges that
the US government is involved in UH numerous cover activities aimed at controlling and deceiving
the population. This also includes the aliens wanting this to happen, UH planned
economic collapses, political assassinations, and the manipulation of public opinion. Specifically,
he calls out Dwight Eisenhower for signing the first treaty with extraterrestrials. So sure,
that's what he warned us about. Wasn't military industrial complex? It was
a well, by the way, like that speech. People are like he
warned us about it. He was like, the military industrial complex is necessary
and kind of sweet. Just don't let it get too crazy. That's the
whole speech. That's the rest of the speech. But people are just like
he wan does he did though, he said, don't let it get too
crazy. What do we add a trillion dollars? Actually it was bar for
bar, even George Washington's speech about political parties and not getting involved in Europe's
bullshit. Here's the thing about here's the thing about Europe. You can try
to get away from it, but Europe will find you can ever leave daddy.
Yeah, yeah, they pulled me back. Nuclear engineers in Europe make
like thirty grand Fuck them, I agree, fuck them. Yeah, well
you have health care. Cool, dude, they have health care. Try
to buy a sandwich. You don't need healthcare. What you know when you
don't need healthcare when you're young? Yeah, yeah, when you're supposed to
be making money. By the way, Yeah, they have healthcare because daddy
pays the Army bills to NATO bills. Yeah. Yeah, like it's ridiculous.
Doctor in Sweden. Cool, I make more than you, dog,
I would love. How's that feel, buddy? For healthcare? It sounds
great when you're not making money, I'll tell you that much. It does.
Yeah. Every time I've been unemployed, I'm like this goddamn country,
and every time I'm making money, I'm like these goddamn hoboes. Yeah.
No, it's real, real, both sides of the eye. And my
entire workout is just pulling ladders up. Just the old ladder pulled. I
was gonna say this soul pretty good. Yeah uh. He also claims that
John F. Kennedy's assassination was because he was gonna blow the lid off of
it. John F. Kennedy was gonna tell everyone about the aliens, and
a lot of people to poetic death. They blew his lid off instead.
Yeah, it's like you're gonna blow the lid off of us. We're gonna
blow the lid off. We're gonna blow your brains off. Dude, his
brain's off straight off. Yeah, but uh yeah, I mean a lot
of people do think that. Like one of the first things you experience as
a president is you get the talk about aliens, right, And there's some
I believe there's like, uh something attributed to Jimmy Carter. He was like
crying after his first briefing. It has a president of me. Yeah,
he has alien connections too. He claims he saw UFO. Okay, so
there's some stuff that poor little peanut Farmer wasn't ready for what was coming,
wasn't ready for the fucking I mean, if you think about a post World
War Two, right Eisenhower seen everything fought in World War One, command in
World War Two, then you get JFK fought like combat in World War Two.
But I guess he wanted to. He was, you know, I'm
not just see even the American people blew his brains out. LBJ. The
guy just wanted to wave his Wiener around. He didn't care potentially try to
clap the alien cheeks. He would have, Oh my god, that's part
of the human hybrid that organization. Truly, the funniest meme I've ever seen,
just speaking of JFK and cheeks was just it was like JFK laying dead
in his limo as his wife is like scooping his brains out of the fucking
thing. Dude, Jackieo's ass and you see Jackio's ass that the captures just
like JFK dead ass gay falling asleep while this ass in his faith. My
favorite JFKA conspiracy, My favorite one is this head just did that six flooded.
That's my favorite. But Cooper describes obviously gets in the new World Order
stuff. He ties uh, you know, an idea that there's a overseeing
totalitarian government, and he ties it to organizations such as the Builderberg Group,
the Trilateral Commission, and the Council off Foreign Relations. Yeah, big boring.
I just feel like if they wanted to do it, they could do
it, and most people would be like, wow, lame. Then that's
the thought process is there's a reason behind it, and we'll get to it
later. I do think they do that now what they don't. They no
longer try to veil things. Oh there, it's like, ah, we're
doing it. Yeah, suck it. Yeah. What do you think in
particular, like what medical stuff? Like what I don't want to say specific
things. You want to get monetized? Were Oh this is this is the
biggest advertisers. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah talking he's talking about periods.
Yeah, it's a myth. Periods are a myth. Yeahs stand the liberal
media myth. Yeah. Sorry, Ladies just want to break dude. Ladies
just want an excuse to be pissed off at you. That's that's it.
Huh, that's it. Okay, you're just jealous. We have Gabby off
mic actually learning. Does that mic work? She doesn't? Oh shit.
I was like, fuck you guys, Okay, well get used to it
if you're gonna be sitting in this chair, honey, I'm sorry. That
was that was my attempt to show she came just engaged. You didn't show
up. Wow. Really, you guys thought I was going to go were
so late? I thought I would be I was sure at seven twenty four
it would be appropriate if you just know showed us we'll be It just kind
of faded off into the distance like it was a bottle opener under his flip
flop. He's clocked out. This is appear and getting ready for Florida under
the FuG getting ready for Florida. But yeah, obviously it dives into Illuminati
shit. And then the last thing is mind control in psychological operations. Cooper
claims that the government uses mind control techniques in psychological operations such as mk Ultra
to manipulate and control the population. He also goes into shock testing economic situations
as well. A lot of different things can be attributed to that the Great
Depression market runs, things like that bank runs rather yeah, controlled by people
like JP Morgan. You know we've talked about these kinds of topics before.
This also includes the use of media, education and technology to shape public perception
behavior. One of the quotes that a lot of people attribute to this kind
of original thought or this kind of thought that Cooper's presenting is I believe is
Rockefeller talking about the public education system, and it's like, why would you
he wants fucking workers, it's to get you. Why would you not teach
your children? Why would you send them to a institution of the state where
they can mold them into perfect beings and things like that, perfect for just
doing whatever the country needs you to do. The Rockefeller that like destroyed the
water supply and the food supply. Like I think Rockefeller want to destroyed the
Yeah, that's a big claim. Destroyed what. We have more food than
ever, more clean water than ever. Ye, dude, hundred percent of
us have fucking microplastics in our nits. Not not stop me, I blast
hot fresh loads just keeping his young that make babies. I'm sorry, MicroB
you don't like exfoliating. Come yeah, micro beat, you don't even know.
It's like pop rocks. Yeah yeah, well, but I mean our
food's infinitely worse. And uh it's the flooride in the water. Dog.
Oh, we're getting into the floride. I'm bringing up the conspiracy. Yeah,
I thought you were saying, but the food genuine I'm saying, he's
riffing. Let him write the fluoride. I know you're not generally saying.
Do you know what the ultimate like goal of fluoride in the water is from
a conspiratorial point of view? Well, my dad is a water man.
Do you know what the reasoning behind it is though, Just like no,
your dad doesn't askqu he just jumps the buckets the floor ide in fucking helps
teeth, baby, not a rough day dump on the flooride Man, it's
the mega dumber dude, It's the calcifier panele gland and gets you less connected
to God. It's to be less connected to God and less connected to your
fellow human right, exactly right, You just become an automaton that does work.
Yeah, so thank my dad, thinks Dad, I mean Dan sad,
big Dan, big Dan. Okay, so this is where we start
getting a little loopy but with oh yeah, this is where well, this
is all pretty basic run of the mill conspiracy ship that I just talked about.
Now we've been dancing around the J word. We're gonna get to the
J Whordson Hell, don't worry. We did bring up JP Morgan already.
Yeah, J P Morgan. What do you think the J stands for?
Home? Right? I don't? Is it Jewish passover Morgan? Yeah?
Okay. Do we buy him nuke in the fucking Titanic? Yeah? For
sure, I believe that. I think to get rid of his competition.
The competition, I would love that one. The conspiracy was the fucking boat
was on fire for three weeks before it even like conspiracy. I thought that
was like confirmed. Well, there's also the whole idea that he switched to
the boats too, right, there was another boat that was like brand new,
and he switched. He made the old boat labeled the Titanic, and
he labeled the Titanic the old boat so he could collect the insurance money.
Those are more fun, Like anything modern kind of sucks, but if you
kind of go back in history, but like, oh yeah, Pearl Harbor,
we knew anything pre World War two is fun. Anything post World War
two gets a little icky, all weird. Well, so you mentioned the
J word. There's two documents that are very much associated and referenced in this
book Behold the Pale Horse. One is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion,
which I'm sure you're familiar with. Uh yeah, it's the it's the
foundation document for a Jewish blood libel, which is like oh Jews drink baby
blood. Oh yeah, yeah, da YadA. Bill Cooper actually goes out
and says, hey, this is not anti Semitic shit. This is actually
propaganda created by the Illuminati to put the scent on Jews. This is their
document if you replace Goyam with cattle, Jews with Illuminati. Like they're saying,
they're broadcasting what they are doing, the Illuminati, and they're pinning it
on Jews. Gota via DM I did too, didn't accept though I didn't
either. I thought it was, you know, in poor taste too.
I never I wanted an official invite and send that ship in the mail.
Yeah, like just bit league link. Come on, I'm not doing that.
That's a virus bra like, get a seal, have a proper letter.
I joined. Well, where's our money? Bro? Oh wait,
you're worth a hundred million dollars or something. Yeah, that was fun.
Thanks for all cash inchections we could have used. That's mine. I earned
it from the Illuminati. Yeah yeah, but yeah, Elders of the Protocols
of the Elders of Sion. He goes out and says, hey, this
is not a Jewish conspiracy. Jews have been maligned for years. Jews are
children of God. This is about children of God, upheaving the rule of
people of the devil. Right, where's the fake six million number come from?
Sixty million, six million, Oh the Jew thing that I'm not diving
into that. It's a whole other Why do they keep bringing up six much?
Why do they talk about all the people that got killed all the time.
No, but six million comes up like a couple of times different.
Yeah, it's Graham Hancock before if the whole six million Jews? But before?
What if it's just a nice round number that people like? That would
be funny if eventually he ran out of like good before stuff and he was
like what if world War two was before? That is true though, like
Palestine, I I haven't really heard anything after thirty thousand, So like,
I think we just like that number. I think it's just a hot numb.
He kind of sounds good, so you stick with it. Yeah,
thirty k Yeah. Well the other document, And I do want to give
props to Bill Cooper all his terribleness aside for being like, hey, this
isn't the Jew's fault, because sometimes you have to say it. Yeah,
it's like listen, y'all, I know where you people can rall it.
Yeah, there's immediately like Jews. Yeah, and he lays it all out
on hold on the other document, Now this is a conspiracy within a conspiracy
is called Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars. Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars is a
conspiracy theory document that alleges a covit planned by global elites to control society through
again shock testing and psychological means. The document, purportedly discovered by Cooper in
the nineteen eighties in a fucking copier in the military apparently Perfect Yeah, claims
to outline strategies for social manipulation and population control without the use of overt violence,
just manufactur consent. So basically Burne's dog, Yes, manufactured consent exactly,
retying in Burne's as well. So key concepts of this document. The
central idea is that the whole idea of modern warfare is shifted from traditional military
conflict more subtle forms of control, economic manipulation being one. The use of
economic policies and financial systems to control populations includes manipulating interest rates, controlling access
to credit, and influencing employment rates to maintain social stability and compliance. So
people fight economic warfare instead of right on the ground war. And if you're
picking up on the things I just mentioned, like interest rates and things like
that, and employment numbers, we're getting into FED is a Illuminati controlled I
mean, yeah, the FED has been a target of conspiracy theory. I
mean a lot of conspiracy theorists are actually big Andrew Jackson fans, not just
for the Indian part. He's a populist, yeah, well, no for
I mean he eliminated the central bank. Yeah, but also money machine,
go burr, money machine, go burr. I mean, if you go
into some very popular documentaries like Zeitgeist, you can look at how you know,
when you issue money, it devalues money, and we don't have a
backing for anything other than faith in currency currently. That's how fiat currency works.
So fiat currency works obviously by you know, it's not backed by anything.
It's based on the faith in the currency. Right, So when people
are like, oh, look at all this debt, that's how fiat currency
works. Fiat currency incurs debt. Debt doesn't actually mean anything really, like
the NBA salary cap on a government scale, it's not that important. Like
people like, look at our national debt. It's like, yeah, but
who's fucking collecting If we're still the number one currency in the global exchange,
it doesn't fucking matter. And no one's been able to dethrone us from that,
right, I always kind of laughing. That's like the biggest fear,
But it's not happening a little far off from that. Who's replacing the dollar?
And if it gets really if it gets replaced, what happens You have
global destabilization, Right, that's the economy's crash if the dollar gets supplanted.
Yeah, aren't they doing like a super best friends between China whole country?
Yeah, fucking and Brazil. I don't think it's Indian and Brazil. It's
China, Russia, Iran and maybe another oil country. It is Brazil.
It's four countries that it's got to mean not so great ever, Like,
what are they offering? What's backing it? What's backing anything? Real big
asses bbls. Yeah, yeah, that's it. But uh, in India,
I mean, God knows this. The Kataris love a good Indian slave.
But I don't know if I don't know if the Russians, the Russians
would use it. You know, Russians do use slave labor. A lot
of North Koreans, especially in the lumber industry, work as literal slaves in
Russia. Yep, that's an export of North Korea's be sure. Yeah,
people forget about them. It's easily my least favorite democratic republic. I don't
know, man Congo's yeah, Congo's pretty bad. I'm gonna go with North
Korea. There's some fun. There's some whimsy to North Korea. Yeah,
I'm gonna ride from my boy. They got a fake town. They got
a fake town. It's called fakedon. You were talking about not a ton
of light pollution. True? True. Boone's got a whole train set reality
I know going on just right outside he is a man at a table.
Also might not be alive. Is that still going on? Is his hot
sister? Now? Well it's his uh double, that's you know, in
the in the public. Uh oh, you gotitgeist Avril Levine? Yeah,
and then his sister runs everything. That's another fun one, that the Arivine
one. Where's that? How does that tie? Do? The Illuminati?
Right here? Baby? All right? Psychological warfare silent weapons for quiet wars
implies that there are techniques to influence public opinion through media control. I'm sorry,
but for let's just zoom back out to fucking thirty thousand feet for a
second. The aliens who made friends with Dwight Eisenhower. Want this, Yeah,
we'll get there. Okay, well they're not friends, they're not friends,
Okay, we can jump in. Mid is very afraid. That reminds
me of this is mean. I won't bring up who it is, but
I remember a person who was in the news a while back who was talking
about how or his friends were talking about how one time he talked down a
mugger. What he was like, like he was getting mugged, like I
got a gun pulled on him. They're like, give you your fucking money.
And the guy was like, hey, man, it's okay, what's
wrong. It's cool man, And he's like they talked and then he ended
up giving him some money anyway. Then I just get then everyone clapped,
yeah Albert Einstein. But it was like, well, he had the gun
on you the whole time, and you gave him money, so you got
mugged. Yeah, but he kept this cool. It's like, I don't
think we talked out of the mugging, but he's still I think you talked
yourself out of the mugging. I'm not being mugged. I'm paying you for
a life coach. Lessons on the house. He ain't cry like a bitch,
you know. Yeah, honestly, he wasn't shaken. I don't understand
like people that want to like figure out the mugging or like I'm gonna get
out of it or whatever. It's like, dude, here, you take
it. Fuck thing I would ever say, it's not even real. Can
I just keep my driver's license? Because that's a bitch. Yeah, come
on, like, let me make all the cards have fun taking my identity
please? Yeah? That, I mean, the worst thing I think they
could be stolen is your phone. That's annoying because then you've got to figure
out how to get back. But I also get why they get stolen.
All this to say, this document he found kind of outlines how global elites
use economic crises to concentrate wealth in smaller and smaller amounts. In the name
of Xenu and the name of some galactic overboard. Right now, the fucking
owl at Bohemian Grove, Walter Cronkite, I'm they uploaded his consciousness. Yeah,
he's just the owl now. Yeah, children, would you like to
see Hillary Clinton wear a mask your face? Have you seen that conspiracy theory
that Jake I've not there's I've seen thumb, but you've seen most it's his
last episode. Let him go. Yeah, I'm gonna let you cook.
I'm no, I haven't seen it. Whole conspiracy theory in the right wing
circles right now that there's a video of Hillary Clinton wearing a skinned child's face
as a mask to scare them, And where does that tie into what we're
talking about. It's a skin child. I'll tell you in a second skin
walkers, so so child meant for skin. They're concentrating wealth, that's the
claim. They're doing it to have more power. They're also manipulating people through
media and economic means in order to be compliant. Okay, by the way,
what's funny is that what really the better way to put it is they
are reconcentrating wealth because wealth has never been less concentrated. Right, No,
that's a very good point too. It's a return to form. Yeah,
because from the industrial start of the Industrial Revolution to now wealth like now granted,
like there are hyper rich people, but wealth is less concentrated than it's
ever been ever. Right, go back to Rome, go back to fucking
the Middle Ages. Yeah, you know what, we didn't account for the
influencers. We didn't. We didn't. We fought back one dance at a
time. Yeah, you think being a fucking dancing doll on a on a
screen is yeah, then no, that's that's real work. Do you know
what trickle down economics was called before? It was called trickle down horse and
sparrow. Do you know why? Because the horse would get all the grain
and then the sparrow would get the kernels out of its shit. That's what
we get. Yeah, but the sparrow flies over the horse and shits on
the horse. So there's a there's a signify, there's like a there's a
poetic beauty at the end. I think so, yeah, I think that's
the horse is still winning, is it? Yeah, dude, I think
it's just all the cycle of shit. It is. But AnyWho live,
bro. The whole point of the silent weapons is to achieve a form of
global control where people don't realize they're being controlled. A lot of things they
talk about too. It's very easy to see why this caught on because it's
happened. It was written in ninety one, where the Internet's starting to catch
on and like technology is starting to pick up, but it's not fully there
yet. Yeah, And it's like surveillance, so like, oh, why
do our phones get tracked? People can make these large leaps of like well,
when economic crises happen, they can see our buying patterns, our movement,
things like that, and be able to predict things more future And why
would they want that? Oh it's an intergalactic king. Yeah, we'll get
there, don't worry obviously, Yeah, social credit score dog Yeah. I
mean look, I guess if you build steps in definitely you'll reach the fucking
moon, right, Yeah, And I think it's very important to note at
this point in the episode this is all based off of conjecture and loosely tidy
yarns, like right, it's these are broad, sweeping topics. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not like I saw this happens like you
can't. It's it's funny that's happening back then. Maybe these people are comic
book fans. And I say that because it's like a Marvel. It's like
Marvel. Now, like one thing Marvel did with movies is like you almost
are bored if it's not tying into a bigger story, you know what I
mean, You're like, what does just mean? It can't just be a
self contained nay gotta, it's gotta be grand and right, right, And
that's like maybe they were that. Comic books have always been that way,
Yes, absolutely, And that's like why Marvel was so novel to the wider
audiences, because they weren't really used to comic book storytelling like that. So
I wonder if these guys were just into comics and they like they wanted to.
And that's not even a knock on comic fans, but you know,
there's probably of event diagrams, probably a lot of overlap or Rob, you
can wake the fuck up, dude, Wake up super Sheeople Sheep sureson buddy
Lamb guy. And actually, I'm I got questions about you if you're denying
it so heavily. He's a boot wicker. We know those. I'm team
Alien, he's Team Alien Control. If the Aliens aren't Aliens, Rob,
they're not, they're in our government. Will get well, they're already in
our government. They've been there, they are they are the mt they're coming
back from the future. They're not. Well, we don't know for sure.
There's no future, there's no past. Universe is holographic here's the thing
though, if you could go back in time, if you were able to
get into a higher dimension, right, Yeah, it's just taking a look
back in where you feel like, yeah, exactly, we're all in the
fourth dimension. We're all weird snakes that look like our skeleton and our baby
fetus, and that's how we would look right, pretty hot. Yeah,
But I think something that he brings up a lot to with like psychological means
of testing. And then he's like, yank at his fucking face, yanket
Rob's face. See if the skin comes off. You ever see they live?
Yeah, I've seen they look they live. Actually very much ties into
a lot of this too, I'm sure it does. Yeah. So one
of the things they talk about, We're gonna veer off track for just a
second, mk ultra what track? But yeah, if you're off the track
that I'm trying to lay out, So mk ultra is one of the things
they talk about, how we, you know, do experiments on our own
people. A declassified document that is a separate not even a conspiracy theory.
It's just the thing that I find interesting is the Gateway Project. This is
the CIA's venture into remote viewing. Experimentation. So yeah, so there's a
doctor named Robert Monroe that worked for the CIA, and he was using this
technology called hemi sync technology, and basically what it does this is all declassified.
This really happened. This is very verifiable. You can still get this
tech now it's not even tech, but at the time it was. So
what they would do is they would cover people's eyes up with like pingpong balls
basically and like desensitize them to site and they would line them up with some
headphones that had alternating beats beat frequencies. And the goal of this process was
to sync up your brain hemispheres. So like your brains operate a different frequent
your brain hemispheres operated to different frequencies, and hemi sync software protocols were made
to help you sync up your brain. And the theory is that you could
remote view access parts of your brain that you couldn't normally do, like it
would allow you to self heal, you'd become more spiritual feeling, and you
could see things far away the so you could spy on the Soviets, so
you could spy on this which is basically so this is for those who are
still having trouble picturing this Stranger thing. This is Stranger Things. Stranger Things
is based on the work of doctor Monroe. When and specifically when L goes
into the black room. The black room is remote viewing, the extra projection
reference the upside down. We'll get to the upside downside. What's coming.
They're not creating sleeper cells in this No, that would be mk ultra,
which we we have a whole episode which also like the I don't The thing
I never understand about mk ultra is that like, why not test on people?
It's it's unethical to test on animals, and who else to do it
but the CIA? Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, but we give
them and sign up for it. So they were born here. They just
took your uncle. It's called a social contract. Dude. He stumbled out
of a bar and all of a sudden he went to therapy in hate Ashbury
and uh yeah, well yeah he got mk LTD all neighborhood moves. One
example of remote viewing involves a participant accurately describing the interior of a secret military
facility. This is factual in a declassified document, which was later verified by
on site intelligence operatives. The results are anecdotal, not re repeatable, but
they do have glimpses of like, yeah, some people doing this were able
to do this thing, and I like to think of it as like,
of course they weren't repeatable, you know, like it's something we barely understand
and maybe they just got fucking lucky. Who knows. Yeah. But another
thing Robert Monroe is very much accredited with in a weird way, is the
concept of loosh. Looshe is an energy that humans emit when they experience terror.
So it's like a pheromone, it's it's it's a spiritual energy. So
this is his idea. This is his idea, but he's working along the
CIA operatives and things like that. Lush becomes kind of the underpinning of all
of this. Why are the aliens doing this? Right? Why are we
listening to the aliens? The loosh must flow. The loosh is what feeds
the aliens. Oh my god, right, isn't this dumb? Isn't this
dumb? No, this isn't my take, Goldman. I do not believe
in loush, but this is where Okay, So lush that's an early form
of what other conspiracy theory adrenochrome. Yeah. Yeah, so there's always been
just essence, essence. Just have vampires, your psychological vampires or spiritual vampires
or no, they're energy vampires there, like the energy vampire in fucking okay,
energy vampires doing luges. Yeah, you're you get a nice blot the
energy loosh off like an ice culpture. Yeah, it was a miss.
It was a mistranslation years ago. It was it's a loose a loose loosh
loose adrenochrome lush. Yeah, well that's just that's just baby cells oh st
themselves. Yeah. A drena chrumeb no, no, a drena crumb is
an actual thing that is produced by people. As soon as the baby comes
out. You just crack it, crack it. There is no like adrenochrumb
is something you can go get right now. It's not gonna make you like
fucking whoa. I'm gonna live forever and ship like it's like it's just a
thing. I will say, you're not doing it right. When you witness
a child being born, there is a thirst did you eat the placenta?
There is a thirst did you eat it? A lot of people do.
There is cook it is a thirst raw? Did you go raw? The
thirst is strong? You know my thirst is strong? I gonna beer?
Yeah, I got you yeah, Oh no, I got you one already.
Oh hell yeah, hell yeah. Brother, if you have another kid,
you should put on like a a bacon egg people bagel, sandwich bagel.
Should we smoke it like like make it bacon like placenta bacon. It's
just plentau plus Senatoriso, I sent h when when Rory was born, I
don't know, says the show before. When Rory was born, we did
keep the placenta for both kids actually, and got it made into pills so
Courtney could take it because it helps with postpartum according to Xenu and according to
Robert Monroe. Yeah yeah, And anyway, I took a picture of the
placenta and it's little fucking jug or whatever box that it was in. And
I sent the picture to Jake and Dan and I was like, he's not
the cutest kid, but I love him. I forgot you did that.
Yeah, it was just the raw, bloody placente, like you did that.
I biguly remember that I did do that. Okay, if you look
back through our our history on your iPhone like, if you just go through
pictures, there is a fucking gnarly plasenna in there. Okay, that's awesome.
I'm glad you did that. But you guys didn't even react. I
was so bummed. Where we're like, that was a good text. Where
we're at in the iceberg right now, we're about the middle of it.
With course we are, We're about in the middle. You weren't lying about
Q being soft? Yeah, Q soft as ship, dude, Like Adreamochrome
is such butt lifted from like everything else that other people have built. Like
Q was just like a lazy amalgamation to just the thing I hate about Q
two is like, well, nobody wants to work, Jake. That's the
thing. Nobody wants to work. Q is the fuck Jerry of conspiracy theorists.
I was gonna say, Q is like the DC universe, DC Cinematic
universe, you know what I mean, not making everything comic. That's the
only movies I watch. We know that. And Banshies finish sharing you mean,
do Banshees make it, make it, make it. It's a little
bit higher. Yeah, like God Whisper in the Willows or whatever the fuck
it was called wind in the wheat Greens. What's that other movie you like,
Jake? No, yeah, I forget the Killian Murphy Irish Revolution movie
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of the iceberg. So the aliens want us to be manipulated and in this
kind of permanent purgatory misery because if we're stuck in these terrible, boring office
jobs and we're just being manipulated by a government, we're gonna generate were lootion
factory basically, Okay, But where you get deeper in towards the bottom is
aliens aren't aliens. This is we are so far past Bill Cooper at this
point. This is where people have taken steps, right, So everyone's Pepe
sylvying, Yes, yeah, yeah, Bill Cooper. Southern aliens where others
have taken off is that they're not aliens, they're interdimension beings. Some claim
they're just interdimensional futuristic society maybe possibly or something that you like to reference a
past future society, like it's Tartar Atlantis. Yeah, yeah, like in
Atlantis situation. Right, we'll get there too. So they were there before
us figured out how to leap mm hmm, pieced out of three D or
now they're just chilling it. They weren't. They weren't. Yeah, they
weren't even like necessarily before us. They were just alongside of us. They're
in the five D too, yeah, almost like a gin something else in
dimensional. Right, so they want us to be kind of like cattle that
they can get all this loose must flow. Yeah, exactly where do they
come from? What's why Earth? You know? Why Earth? Do you
know what's funny about that too? By the way, maybe this is where
Stephen King got it. Maybe, But have you seen the sequel to The
Shining Doctor Sleep? Yeah that's a loose story. Yeah, that's it.
They'll suck the life the life out of a terrified part usually child. But
that's a loose story, yea thousand percent. Yeah, literally just sucked the
essence out of it. A lot of people in terrible circles think that Stephen
King is inoperative. That's revealing and like the whole like cackling. Well,
there's a theory that there's a karmic contract where you have to tell people that
you're doing this stuff to them, but you don't have to tell them directly.
It's their fault if they can't figure it out. But as long as
you're telling them, then you're absolved of the karmic debt. That's why symbolism
will be their downfall, right right, it's very we figured it out,
Yeah, exactly you did. It's so dumb. But now we're at the
bottom of the the iceberg and we're getting into electric universe theory. So and
it's implications with the planet Saturn. Okay, yeah, we just got the
Titan, so yeah, why do you think we're trying to get there?
Bro? I think we just landed something Titan. Do we landed or are
we sending it? I think it landed recently. Yeah, I'm more interested
in Europa personally, but I think that's a Jupiter moon. I don't know,
I believe is that the one that the squids in your found footage movie
were on. Yes, okay, but I believe titans like the most similar
to our Earth. Okay, as far as size and electric universe theory is
very tied to similarities in Earth and celestial bodies around Saturn, So real quick.
Electric universe theory is an alternative cosmological model that emphasizes the role of electricity
in the universe. I could go really deep into this, but it's dumb
and unsubstantiated. They're basically saying it's more about the universe is full of energy,
and that electricity and energy is the foundational force in the universe and not
gravity. This has been debunked by our current physics. You know, not
to say that physics is one hundred percent correct, No one says that,
but it posits that electric and magnetic forces play the dominant role in shaping the
universe. One of the more controversial aspects of the electric universe theory is the
Saturn polar alignment hypothesis. According to this idea, Saturn was once positioned at
the center of our Solar system's polar configuration, with Earth and other planets aligned
along its axis, meaning Saturn was once way closer to us like way way
way sideway. No, just like it was above us. We could see
it. We're we're on its axis. So this alignment is said to have
created spectacular electrical discharges in plasma, phenomena which ancient cultures may have recorded in
myths and symbols. This gets into your gram Hancock shit too. Proponents claim
that such an alignment could explain the consistent portrayal of Saturn like symbols and deities
across different civilizations. Implications of the Saturn theory include that, first, it
challenges the conventional model of the solar system's formation in history, suggesting a far
more dnamic an electrically active environment in the past. Second, it provides a
potential explanation for the consistent themes found in ancient mythologies and cosmologies, specifically symbolism.
If there is a giant ringed object in the sky above you in ancient
times, what does it look like? It looks like an eye, a
ring with a dot in the middle. O. The all seeing eye is
Saturn. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're getting annoyed,
but this is what I'm annoyed. I'm just like, yeah, all
right, yeah, right, you're a Catholic, right, yeah, I
believe all that shit every ounce. Okay, you know, but you are
like religious, right, yes, sort of if you kind of believe in
God and there's some type of purpose remaining. Yes, I mean no,
I mean nah, why not on this? Yeah? Nah? What do
I need? What do I need that? What do I need? Just
nah? At this point, like if someone told you all of this,
like in seriousness, I'd be like, you need antipsychotics? Yeah, like
eh, yeah, but this is the ship I like to read. So
what if it's just an eye is a powerful symbol and people's eyes have always
been important, right right? Or maybe that pyramid on the back of the
US dollar, or what if it was a cyclops? Uh they did?
I read something about cyclops as being like Greeks thinking they found cyclops skulls,
but it was actually like a mammoth skull that looks like a is a mamoth
skull. One believe the mythology of the Cyclops comes from mammoth mammoth fossils because
how it kind of looks like one eye. Yeah, it's a giant hold
tusks and ship up because it looks like a human skull in proportion, like
when you see it without the fucking fur and stuff. Yeah, I mean
that's why, you know, we're like, we don't really know if dinosaurs
looked like original dinosaurs. Maybe they had feathers. We don't know. We
you know, we just don't. Yeah, but anyway, Saturn plays an
important part. It's the all seeing eye. The concept of Mana falling from
the sky is the discharges and stuff like that, and like of what,
oh the electricity, the electricity giving people energy, things like that. It's
not just it's so funny because it's like these are such big leaps. It's
because like obviously, and a thing anyone would dink is like what if it
rained pizza? You know, Oh what if it rained bread instead of rain,
that'd be a miracle. Oh, it'd be sweet if it rained bread,
Like you're starving, Yeah, rain bread. And then like I don't
know, you just tell a story where rain red rain bread. That's how
we lived. Or there could be a mistranslation, like the Typing Rebellion where
he thought Mana was weeds and got sick and died like an asshole eating weeds,
or you know, like sailors at sea It's like, how'd you guys
survive that forty year long trek? It rained bread? Aren't there like a
hundred less of you? It rained bread, right, yep? Bread?
It rained bread. Bread? Yeap didn't eat anyone. Wow, you guys
must have been so horny. It rained women. Oh my god? What
rained bread? And women? About? Fuck any of each other? Yeah,
don't worry about it. You gotta think though, a loaf went through
somebody's skull. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can't just fall from that
like a bag at dome. Somebody bag at will absolutely go right through you
from the sky. Yeah, that's a missile, dude. Yeah, a
French bagette. Yeah. Oh my god. If it's a day old,
you're dead. Yeah, Like right hand man just got evaporated. Why do
you think we don't live in it? Oh? Fair discs are well,
that's just a buzz floats though. Yeah. Oh it's like a leaf.
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a leaf all right, full liquid, full
bottom of the of the iceberg. Now electric universe is at the tip of
the bottom. This is the very We're at the base. We're at the
base. We're gonna talk about Saturn plays an important part in the electric universe
conspiracy. Someone went further. Now we have the Saturn storm cube conspiracy.
Storm we storm cube conspiracy. Now if you look. So a lot of
people talk about Jupiter and it's red eye storm, right, Saturn has a
storm as well, And this is true. The thing I'm about to talk
about, the storm on Saturn is a very real thing. It is a
hexagonal black storm at its pole. It's fucking cool looking, like it's a
giant black hexagon at the poles Saturn I had. The Pope hasn't told me
that, but yeah, look it up the Saturn storm cub. You don't
have the updated projections. Yeah, I'll ask the Pope if that's what you
mean by looking up. Yeah, he'd be like, maybe Benedict would know
because he was in the Hitler youth and probably was in on some of the
oldest stuff. Yeah he met aliens. Yeah. Well, this theory posits
Saturn is associated with darker, malevolent forces and it's linked to a mysterious So
the hexagonal storm, you're actually just seeing the two d of it from that
far away when we're observing it. It's actually a giant cube that's rotating great,
And this is a generator by the aliens or interdimensional beings. The harnesses
the looche that is generated on Earth makes sense and most of the space travels
like that. Huh yeah, yeah, the universe is electric right, well,
most of the universes black matter, no dark matter or dark matter.
We don't really know what it is. Dark matter is in theory still we
don't. It is unknown. Man, it's like a black hole. It's
like black holes before they actually saw one where it's like mathematically it has to
exist, but we have to have some other constant. We haven't observed it.
But yeah, so this cube is harnessing all the loosh on Saturn.
Saturn is a part of our ancient past. The aliens and the elites are
high. That's the universal truth of the Illuminati and Freemasons, is this Saturn
connection with Earth. Right, So we need to create suffering and concentrate well
in order to create loosh energy to send a Saturn. And what Saturn do?
It propagates and keeps alive. Do you think that's why the holographic universe?
Do you think that's why meat tastes so good? Animal loosh suffering?
Yeah, Like I've always noticed how free range chicken doesn't taste as good.
No, I like that anxiety boy, Dude, give me some popeyes loosh
breast, Yeah, dep fred loose breast. Sorry when you see those like
Tyson chickens with like nine breasts and six thighs and just just born, they're
born only knowing fear. Yeah, tender. Absolutely, But interestingly enough,
Saturn has historically you turning now he's getting well if I think if meat meets
the turning point for you, yeah, it might be. Don't eat loosh
on Fridays though, Yeah, you can't have fish. Don't have loush.
No, they don't fish don't make loosh because they're part of the alien race.
Question is almost certainly. But yeah, Saturn has historically been associated with
time, death, and karma. Obviously the plane historically by who what like
fucking Hindus or something or well, you talk about Chronos in Greek mythology,
he is Saturn, okay, who's often portrayed as a devour of children symboli
seeing destruction rebirth. The black cube is a recurring symbol in various cultures in
context, including the Kaba in Mecca, Yep and the Cube of Metatron and
Jewish mysticism. If you ever look at certain Jewish I forget which holiday it
is, but they wear a little black cube on their head. It's weird.
Yeah, it's one of the orthodox things. In that cube in Mecca,
it's a piece of asteroid or yeah, you're right, yeah, like
actually no, yes, it's actually a meteorite. Yeah, a meteor aitte
piece kassick. It's dope. Yeah. They don't go in there though,
they just walk around it. Some people go in there. I don't think
anyone goes in there to feed it. But this is where we get back
to big j conspiracy, because in the conspiracy theory, the black cube represents
control, confinement, and manipulation of reality. So we're going back to first
Wow, why what do Jews have the black cube? What is a cross
but an unrolled cube if you take a cube of paper segments and unroll it,
so it's like a black Tessa rac Yeah yeah, it's a hypercube basically.
Now now who's bringing up comic book movies. Well, it actually is
applicable there, so it's like really easy to see. I think that that
metaphor fell as flat as the DCU. Let's throw this at you. So
where is this all going right? Where is this all going The only way
I can do it is basically the universe, including human existence, is a
holographic projection where all information is encoded in a boundary. We're on a prison
planet. Basically what we're in. Hell, Oh, that's that's where everyone
kind of gets At the end of this. It goes all the way back
to what are we talking about? The Gnostics were right, Uh, hell's
they're sweet, dope, but you're not with God. We are basically all
these conspiracies. If you follow this ladder all the way down, it always
ties right back to gnosticism. We're on a prison planet. We're constantly in
a karmic retribute. Spiritual things about it too, that it's cherry picking every
single theology. It's like, okay, yeah, sure there's similar stories and
stuff, but like that doesn't necessarily a vultron of random beliefs. It's it's
a six story. Yeah, it's it's uh, it's theological, cosmological,
interstellar fanfic at this point, which is fun. It's fun as fuck.
That's why I like reading it. But yeah, the ultimate end of it
is that you need ges is, you need Jesus that's the end of it.
The end of Jesus was. What they all get back to is that
Jesus was trying to warn us that this is all just a material world that
is made to make us suffer, just like the Buddha was telling us.
So through all this bullshit, what did we learn? You could have just
went to church and learned the same fucking lesson. This is religion with a
million fucking steps. But yeah, it ties back to Gnostic teachings of this
is a material world that is away from God, that we are being contained
in by shitty overlords or arkans. This is all the This is one reason
I actually really like being Catholic. It's one reason I respect like Judaism and
other ancient religions a lot. Is that they've had thousands of years of the
smartest people on earth thinking about this stuff and writing it down, and it
becomes you know what I mean, these assholes. I don't say it's all
true or like that or certainly like what, but like in terms of like
broad philosophy, they've been thinking about it deeply. I'm not the smartest people
say in Augustine, Saint Thomas Moore, Jewish guys I ever heard of,
but like seriously, like smart Jewish scholars, even smart Islamic scholars, like
they've all and obviously eaten so that like they've all literally put so much fucking
thought into just the meaning existence. And that's even before you get into like
philosophers and descartes, you know, stuff like that. Uh, and then
it's like these guys are like wait, hold on, wait, like trying
to like pet it's just and he wrote it in ninety one, Okay,
the first half of the of the episode after a Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars
that is no longer built Cooper, they built off it, they built It's
all just a big like, oh, you took a big shit there.
It's like basically like if the Tower of Babel was a giant shit tower yeap,
and giant tower of terrible ideas. Yeah, basically right, Like it's
just like, let's keep shitting on top of this shit until we get a
shit tower. Yeah, but yeah, no, I mean that's that's basically
like that's what I've gotten so far from all the dumb shit I look at
before I write up my own episodes. I don't think it's done. I
think Rob's gonna feel like a real dickhead when he gets to the afterlife and
he's like, Jake was right, I will be welcomed with open arms into
my Illuminati lounge in the fourth dimension, well, the five D well,
the Black Lodge. Yeah, I joined. I joined. That's cool.
I mean, you gotta get to five D dog, I actually get to
ten deep. I haven't tithed it off yet. Have you fun video if
you're really high Carl Singin's ten Dimensions Okay, Yeah, it's fun. It's
a thought experiment to help you visualize what ten dimensions would look like like if
you go from three to four to five to six to seven. Yeah,
it gets into multiverse and stuff like that's really cool. But yeah, that's
that's the stuff I look at instead of doing my actual research when I'm like
high and I'm like, I'm not ready to write about like Napoleon's dick yet,
kind of get deep into the fucking gnarly is. And that's why he's
becoming an oyster fum Yeah, simple life. I'm just I'm unplugging. Yeah,
I just want to or maybe he knows something we don't rob Maybe those
oysters they it is interesting. Do they have a lot of loosh. You
know, it looks a lot like a UFOs closed oyster. They what if
they're all just combining shooting around, and I mean you crack it open and
eat it. This is suffering. Do you eat it? You eat it
a lot? Or does it implant within you? Mhmm. You guys know
too much. We uncovered the real conspiracy. Yeah but yeah, no,
you do eat oysters alive, which is pretty fun. Uh but yeah no,
So that was fun for me just to talk about all that bullshit.
Make you guys sit through it. Be sure to join the Patreon too,
because we're gonna do it. Who's the better cath Yeah, I'm not gonna
do this was coming. I did not study, Yeah I did you I
was in Vegas? No did you No? Okay? And also you didn't
you didn't go to you didn't you didn't go to the Vatican casino, the
Venetian. Yeah, there's like so many casinos that, you know, like
Caesar's Palace. That'd be sweet if there was just like Saint Peter, Saint
Peter's I'm trying to think of a play on basilicas just Saint Peter's casino.
That's just casino. Yeah, it's just Saint Peter's Basilica, but it's a
casino. I would go to that. There's like the the fucking what the
atom painting? Yeah in the top. That would be dope. I would
go to that casino. Every fucking waitress is a nun, but like a
hot like a hot caslottie nun. They or a hot Swiss guard. They
have that what it's called circus circus. That's what the third breach would be
every weekend. Yeah, if they won the war. I'm not gonna ask
what you learned today because that'd be dumb. What was your favorite part of
What do you mean I learned so much? You shouldn't have learned anything afterlife
and what the meaning of our current journey is? Yeah? For sure?
What you Okay? What you you learned that you learned the life or you
learned about and everything? I my favorite thing that I learned that they think
that the that there's like a karmic contract for like they have to tell us
a little bit. They have to why because then they go to Hell.
It's like wait, but they control Hell? Yeah, Like what do you
mean what do you mean they control Hell? They're in feels like a plot
hole. Yeah, No, for sure, there's a plot hole in that.
Nah, dude, I think they're just fucking hot dog in it.
I think they're just hiding in plain sight. I personally think just kind of
doing the DX. So yeah, that makes that's a better explanation. It's
hot dogging it. Yeah, for sure, they're just doing it to throw
it in your face, laugh at you. Yeah, absolutely nothing you can
do about it, Rob. What I personally believe though, is that you
make your own reality. Like, if you think everything sucks, everything's gonna
suck. If you think everything's great, everything's gonna be great. It's really
about perspective. The only alchemy in the world is your ability to control your
reaction to things Like gold is well, you make it right, Like if
you have a shitty situation you can find a silver lining, then yeah,
that's that's alchemy. Right, you're turning shit into gold, but you don't
even know it's ship and kind of out. Let's say hypothetically, your reality
randomly, just any of us, is you're working a oyster cage, you
work in an oyster case. No, you're working, you're cleaning it,
clearing it out, flipping it and a saltwater croc pops out, it rips
you under. Can you remake that reality? You can't remake it, but
I think you can frame it like one. You're one of the first people
ever to see a saltwater croc, like while doing oyster work in that in
Florida and Florida. Yeah, yeah, typically an alligator. Yeah, typically
an alligator saltwater croc. There there are some caymans and stuff that get pretty
far, Like you have to go pretty far south in Florida. I think
you have to go down by like Keith Largo to even see them. But
there are salt water cross that pop up I think in very very south Florida.
But yeah, no, I mean like, but I also was doing
sometime I wanted to do when I got got and I got taken by the
ocean. Man, it's back to where we're from. You know, it's
fair. Jilli wills are the only animal that, uh originally that went on
to land and then went back. Yeah, they're like this sucks there like
fuck Earth, like going back to water. They're like dumb little rat deer
who's Hitler? Uh I guess not Hitler or maybe he was. He's just
a pawn. He's pawn like the rest of us. Yeah, every religion
has been infiltrated by the aliens, So you know, I guess the aliens.
The fourth dimensional beings. Yeah, they're the ones that are like,
yeah, they're the ones that are like, hey, I know, we
live in the fourth dimension and KIT couldn't possibly have a worry in the world,
fifth dimension whatever, the dimensional beings. Forty is just a plane.
Actually forty is like kind of inferior. Yeah, it is just the plane.
And then five five D beings operate within fourth dimensions. Okay, so
they're four so fourth dimensions four dimensional beings or live in the fifth dimension.
No, fifth dimensional beings operate in the fourth dimension whatever. Anyway, I
like how they just like live in heaven and they're like hey, uh crash
the housing market in two thousand and eight. Yeah that sounds that sounds like
what I would care about and heaven. Other the other schism of that is
just like the fourth dimensional beings or whatever they are fifth are just mods and
like we're the sims. Yeah, they're just having funzies. They're like we
gotta get the fucking like this game's getting boring. Yeah, but yeah,
that's it for me for main episodes ever, unless you know, everything falls
apart ever six months. Yeah yeah, I mean, or if you just
like are back in Austin and then you want to pop on. I'm gonna
give one last note here, just looking at the camera spiking it. Yeah,
this has been the most fun I've ever had with something I've created with
you guys, and I really fucking enjoyed it, and I'm super excited that
it's been successful without any sort of outside company doing anything to it. It's
been just us this whole time, and I hope you guys fucking crush it
and continue to grow it. And you're welcome for the fucking salary bump,
so thank you, thank you for that. I'm also going to take offense
that subs Dog wasn't the most. Substock was fun, but it was a
grand subsidiary that was a Grand X subsidiary, So Substock was great. I
really loved Substock too. I even liked what was it? What was our
other unnecessary no unofficial Visit? Yeah, I liked Unofficial Visit a lot.
We got some good people on that. But yeah, no, I truly
loved doing every single episode of these. I get to see two of my
best friends whenever I do it, and it's been a total joy. So
thanks so much guys for having me be a part of this. I'm gonna
miss you both very dearly. And listeners, you can find me at JW.
Goldman any social media platform, find them on the farms. You can
find me on the Oyster Farm and I love y' all. Thank you so
much for your support, and thanks for all the kind words too that people
have been sending me in the d ms and the support that you've been giving
me. Like, I know, I don't respond to everything, but I
see it and it means a lot. So, uh, you're not responding.
You don't even have a job, I know. I'm just I've been
busy packing and like getting my life in order for the last fucking god,
because it's about job. Yeah, yeah, a hard one, but yeah
on the oyster plantation, dude, Jake's oyster plantation. I'm not even it's
not even mine, but yeah that's it for me, So uh, Jake,
I'll let you do it for Danner, Jester and Rob Fox. I'm
Jake Goldman. You just got soft served