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Make sure you go to your worst
friend dot com. Today we have with

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us special guests Keana Jade. Keiana
Jade is gorgeous. You can find her

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on Instagram and only fans now look
matching names. We know how much as

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listeners, I appreciate that. So
let's just get on our knees and pray

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to whatever gods we believe in that
her Instagram doesn't get booted at some point,

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because there's nothing more annoying than going
to do a plug for someone in

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going and it's over here at this, and it's over here at this,

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and then also on this site,
it's here at this. Anyway, her

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Instagram and her only fans both the
same thing. K baby girl L L

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well one L two l's. I'll
spell it for you, the letter K

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B A B I G I R
L L Keyana Jade also dances at the

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pin ups of Palm Bay, which
is I guess Florida, Yes, okay,

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wonderful, good good thing. I
knew what state I was like one

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out of fifty maybe fifty one if
you count Puerto Rico. Thank you very

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much for joining us today. Keana, how are you? I'm good,

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wonderful. So um can I ask
how old are you? I'll be twenty

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three in like two weeks. Okay, happy birthday to you. And when

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did you decide to get into the
sex industry? And that could be any

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form? That could be stripping,
it could be camming, that could be

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when was the first time you were
like, hey, fuck it, I

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got a great body, I'm gonna
take my clothes off and I'm gonna make

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money off of it. Because there's
nothing we respect more on this show than

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a girl who's like, fuck it, I'm free with my sexuality. I'm

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good, let's do this. Yeah. I've always been open to the idea,

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even when I was like younger teenage
years, I always kind of wanted

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to dance and see what it was
about. But I started when I was

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nineteen, so almost four years now
I started initially dancing. It was when

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COVID started, ironically, so I
started dancing at my local club back home

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in Maine, where I'm originally from. I danced there for two years.

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Throughout those two years, I also
had started only fans, and was doing

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that continuously all the way up until
current. I did take the year off

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of dancing in twenty twenty one,
now excuse me twenty twenty two, but

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I've started back since then and I
love it. I'm great. I have

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a lot of fun. Now,
you moved from Maine to Florida in the

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in between there sometime. I actually
just moved down here three weeks ago,

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so I'm very new to the area. Okay, okay, so Maine,

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now how far away? It always
is so interesting to me because I lived

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near Philly, so a lot of
the girls that I would have known didn't

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dance in the Jersey clubs. They
went over to the Philly clubs. Right.

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Um, But when you were in
Maine and you started dancing, were

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you at a local club? Was
it like a local igloo? Yeah?

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No, not an igloo. I
just it's it's it's I know it's not

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early in the morning, but it's
too early in the morning for me.

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So I just agree with things.
Shane says, Just so where it was

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an igloo, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, And she was

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grinding on an eskimo. Yeah.
Um, did you dance locally or did

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you have to travel when you first
started, and was that a concern of

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yours? Not? When I first
initially started, I did live in the

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same town as the club. I
lived at different departments throughout the town,

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but all of them were no more
than fifteen. But it's away from the

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club, so it was easy for
me. It was quick. Did you

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have a lot of guys you knew
from high school or middle school or anything?

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I got stuffing teachers. That was
interesting. That's always an interesting one.

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Did him as a group or what? Yeah? Was it like a

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PTA meeting or so? He was
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and his name obviously, But the
first time he came to see me,

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he didn't recognize me. And then
I was like, do you know who

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I am? And we kind of
had that conversation and he realized and then

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as soon as I told him I
had only fans. Has been an appy

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customers since that night. Oh boy, Now was he one of those young,

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hot, good looking guy teachers or
was he? Oh? Okay,

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all right, so he wasn't some
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bottle glasses like hey, by the
way, for sure, nothing ever came

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of that. No, he asked
a bunch of times. But okay,

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all right, so did you notice
that when you started your only fans and

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stuff like that, were you big
push on social media or was it more

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of a local grab who did we
just talk to recently? Shane? That

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was like, Hey, the first
thing I did when I started doing this

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stuff was send it out to to
like on Facebook, Like, I put

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it out to my friends. Oh
kay lovely she was at college and when

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she was there, she put it
out on like the university board or something

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like that and just got a ton
of subscribers of guys she knew. Was

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there any kind of push for that
or were you just like, I'm just

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trying to make money. However,
I can make money right now. Initially

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I didn't really know what it was
when I first came out. I was

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kind of like just numb to it, I guess. But I actually started

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getting lot of requests from people on
Instagram, like DM saying you should make

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Molly pants. I got to the
point where I was like, you know

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what, fuck it, I'm already
dancing, I might as well. And

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within my first day, then the
first hour, even the small town I

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was in I got like one hundred
subscribers in the first day, which was

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Wow, that's pretty fucking crazy.
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You see a lot of people nowadays. I mean, the boom has already

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happened, you know, and I
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for girls. But I saw some
stat recently that some girl posted she made

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one hundred dollars last month and she
was in the top forty three percent of

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Only Fans, which means, yeah, one hundred bucks. The bottom yeah,

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yeah, fifty seven we're making less
than one hundred bucks. So it

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seems like that was the boom.
That's pretty incredible. You were able to

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grab a hundred right off the bat
like that. What were you automatically in

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the top? Like I think it
was like seven point nine percent within the

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first day, And the lowest or
rather highest I've gotten is the top three

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point two percent. So wow.
So now what are you doing now?

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Is Only Fans still a major focus
of your income or is it more dancing

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or any I mean, just regular
work, any other online platforms. Initially

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when I started, it was my
main story of income, but as I

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started dancing, that kind of became
my main focus, because I also have

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a lot of fun when I'm dancing. It's very empowered, makes me feel

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sexy, it's a good exercise.
So I really enjoyed that. Only fans

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now is kind of just a side
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because I have multiple jobs already.
But I am trying to broaden my horizons

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and get it out there more.
I just need to meet more people down

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here to make content sure. Sure, and that's the place too, I

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mean down in Florida. A lot
of the girls we interview it's either La

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or Florida pretty much. So now
talking about, you know, possibly doing

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collaborations or whatever, are you looking
or would you ever look or what would

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tempt you to look into shooting?
Maybe mainstream porn? Is there anything you

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would do? Actually, it's funny
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just looking at that yesterday. So
I've always been kind of nervous about it

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because only fans that you really think
about it. Once you put it out

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there, it's going to be out
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same way if you do it mainstream. I just think that mainstream reaches so

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many more people in such a quicker
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would my family think if they ever
saw that. But at the end of

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the day, like I know girls
who are back home from the name who

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started shooting videos down here in Florida
and within the first few months she bought

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a house, she got a car, like, she did all these amazing

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things with her life, and she's
in a great place now and she said

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that it was totally worth it.
So I've been thinking about it exactly.

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So she's a she's a mainstream star. Would you mind telling us the name

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or no, well, her name
her name online is Ivy Steel, Okay,

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yeah, you don't have to tell
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fun. Yeah, and her phone
number two. So we we get that

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a lot from mainstream stars too,
who talk about it. The industry has

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changed in such a way that only
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lot of them only do the big
name scenes so their name can be slapped

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along the top of it. I
mean, it's the greatest advertising in the

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world for I do porn. Oh
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She's on bang Bros. I wonder
if she has, you know, five

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hundred videos on her only fans that
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um, yeah, I think I
think it's a commit Like you say,

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that's really on there forever and it's
branded real big on there forever potentially.

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But if you do decide to commit, I think there's a ton of money

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in that. Yeah. So tell
me about your first time dancing. Were

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your nerves like through the roof or
were you one of those like silent cold

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serial killers who's like, oh,
it's a job, I'll get up here

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and do this. I guess it
makes a bolt. Prior to me dancing,

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I've always been kind of like the
girl who would shake her ass on

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tables at parties, So it was
kind of like built into my personality already.

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But when I started, My first
night was Halloween in twenty nineteen,

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great night to start. I made
like three thousand dollars my first night,

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which was a great way to start, and I dressed up as a dominatrix

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and it was super fun. I
went in with the mindset of like,

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I can dance, I just need
to learn some poll tricks. I know

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how to talk to people. My
personality pulls people in as it is outside

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of work, so I just need
to put it in a different persona and

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really attract with people that I've want
and I had so much fun. I've

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met incredible people throughout dancing. I
have matching tattoos with some of my customers

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from back home. I've gone to
weddings, customers like with customers. See

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that one that's a small town right
there. Yeah, he's a very very

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small town. I've never heard that. I've I've always heard this, it's

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important to keep a disconnect, but
you've been able to You're not You're not

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down in Florida on the Witness Action
program? Are you like some short happened?

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Okay? All right? Down here, it's way different because this is

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such a larger state with so many
more people. I don't know anyone down

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here, So I'm not just gonna
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that I just met the night before. But the people that I knew back

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home in that club, I had
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or I had gotten to know them
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that it just became like a really
good friendship. It never went anything pass

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platnic with any of the customers that
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small town things are a little different, like it would never happen down here.

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Okay, all right, fair enough, let me ask you, Shane,

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unless you have anything, go ahead
continue. Okay, let me ask

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you some etiquette questions if I could
say that word, etiquette questions in a

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strip club. Okay, we've talked
to a few mainstream stars who do feature

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dancing, but then they also started
off, you know, just regular at

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a club, tipping. We're tipping
constantly, Shane and I show up club

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and you're there, right, Yeah, what are we doing we're tipping?

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Are we getting all singles? Are
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Or we just throwing a bunch of
singles? Are we pointing out one to

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the girls like, Hey, I'm
gonna put you some fives? Am I

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making it rain? What am I
doing? What is the proper adiquette?

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Etiquette? Well, ideally, if
you're gonna go into a strip club,

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you'd think the ideology behind that is
you're gonna have fun and you're gonna throw

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singles on some pretty women inside.
My favorite thing is if either they have

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a huge stack and they just throw
it and make it rain all over you

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and it's this beautiful like dream of
a scene, or some people will come

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up and just put like twenties or
fifties in your underwear or something. And

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that's also the best. It really
just pulls girls in. The more you

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give at one time, it'll pull
that girl to stay with you continuously.

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Oh yeah, for sure. I
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Yeah, that would be pretty cool. Now let me ask you,

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because now I'm going in crazy like
Curb your Enthusiasm Larry David Mode. There's

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a there's a scene I think in
Curb where he has to let it be

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known that he's tipping, almost like
the guy turns his back to the tip.

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Yeah, if I'm putting a fifty
in your underwear or wherever? Um

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am I pointing out? Man?
Don't I sound like just the most pathetic

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fucking they tell you can tell I
don't go to strip clubs. Do I

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just go like, hey, by
the way, that's a fifty, just

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placing that there for you check it
out. Or I'll tell you what I

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would despise if you had a whole
bunch of singles in there and I put

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a fifty in and you just grabbed
everything and kind of put it like you

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know in your pocket. That's not
a well okay, yeah, um yeah,

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that's a great way to get a
yeast infection chain. Uh So what

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is the I mean do I is
it trashy? If I hold it up

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to you first and then put it
it like, how do I let you

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know? Like, hey, I'm
a big tipper. Um. I mean

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most of the time, if a
girl up on stage season a man pulling

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out some money that he's going to
give to our she'll pay attention to that.

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I can, we can see it
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And if you put it up there
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coming over to you. But even
if if I had my back turn to

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you when I was shaking masks and
you were right there, if I felt

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you put something in there, I
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back and see who it was from
and what it was, because if it

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is a larger amount like that,
that could potentially be a really good customer

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for you. See, you're gonna
want to find him after that or her

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fair Um your current club pin ups
of Palm Bay. By the way,

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we're talking to Keyana Jade here,
Keyana Jade k baby girl with two ls,

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So that's capital not capital. Gives
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babi g I R l L.
You can find her on Instagram and only

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fans and again she dances at the
pin Ups of Palm Bay down in Florida.

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U have you worked at a club
that has contact lap dances? Because

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maybe I read the wrong thing.
I think I was reading the wrong thing

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about a different club with a similar
name. We discussed that before the show

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where it was no contact lap dances? Do you do contact lap dances?

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Um? I guess it depends on
how you think about it. The man

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or woman whoever you're giving the lap
dance too, is not allowed to like

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physically grab you or touch you.
But if you're giving them a lap dance

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and you like sit on them and
grind on them as the dancer, that's

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okay. But as the customer at
both clubs I've worked at, you're not

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allowed to touch gotcha? Gotcha?
I'll see I go to trash your clubs.

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Sure, I thought there was a
follow up to that chain. No,

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you just as a fell in the
blank. Yeah, I mean,

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what do you think happens at them? You know, they sit on your

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face and stuff, and then you're
allowed to poke back, no joke,

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to tag it at the end.
Tricks like that at the club. Now

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okay, now you say that,
But what kind of a cool trick is

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it? Though? So this is
the stage, right, there's chairs all

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around the stage like little um.
I don't know like solf the chairs.

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I don't know how to slip.
So you're sitting there, I growled with

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my hands underneath your like legs outside
of your knee, and I put the

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back of my neck in between your
legs and look upside down. So my

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ass is right here and my legs
are going up. Yeah. Yeah,

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but as the customer, Yeah,
but at that club, as the customer,

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if you take a risk, and
you know, risk getting some sort

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of VD by plunging the tongue into
the ditch, like, the bouncers will

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kick you out because you got that
customer rule. I go to the clubs

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where it's like, oh no,
you can take the risk, you know,

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but everyone's at their own risk that
that. Are you advocating for her

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to move to Reno? No,
no, no, I don't go to

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clubs and Reno. I'm talking about
the places in New Jersey. Oh well,

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new Jerseys about clubs in Rhode Island
too, So really okay, another

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pit stop on the old journey across
America. See, I was going to

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ask you questions, but I don't
think we can because all of your places

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are or no contact. Not you, obviously, but other girls you would

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know. I wanted to know how
guys kind of get mileage out of dances

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if you understand what I'm talking about, but maybe not because you've worked it

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sounds like classy or clubs. Well, the first club that I worked at,

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the lap Dance Room, was no
contact, but initially, like we

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also had VIP rooms where you were
allowed to have contact, so that's a

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little bit different. We would do
by either the half hour or an hour.

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You could sometimes do fifteen minute rooms, but we wouldn't really prefer it,

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just because it's a waste of money. It's more expensive to do it

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that way rather than thirty minute.
So we would offer that to where that

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is you can have contact, but
the panties stay on and you Dick or

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Fucci stays in the pants, whatever
whatever it is, so they can touch

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you, they can start your ass
for have you whatever. Shit gets crazy

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and the VP rooms I have some
very crazy stories from VIP rooms, for

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sure, But most of the men
really enjoy the IP rooms because they're allowed

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to have that extra it's the contact
and it makes them want to stay longer.

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So the keeping everything in your pants
obviously not you. You seem like

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a good girl. Um. Have
you heard stories of other girls who maybe

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didn't abide by those laws. I've
walked in on girls doing it. Oh

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okay, that's just that's just running
the Mills ship in New Jersey and I

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guess Rhode Island, you know,
Like I mean, at the end of

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the day, it's gonna be whatever
whatever person's prerogative that they want. Either

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they're gonna do it or they're not
going to do it, and that's their

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own choice. If they're willing to
to their job at the club and they

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can do that. I know girls
that have done an inside in outside of

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the club, So in all areas
that I've been in and dancedon, sure,

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and that's not you at all.
Right now, all right, So

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i walk in with two stacks of
twenty thousand dollars and I'm like, oh

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my god, I want to take
Keyana to the VIP room. Nothing,

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No, that would definitely be tempting. But all right, so what do

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you think is the best aspect of
your body and what do you think makes

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you the most money on stage?
Um, people like my tattoos a lot.

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I really like tattoos that I have
right here. Pretty cool, but

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also definitely shook masks a lot on
stage. That's what gets me the most

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amount of money. So that in
pol tricks, there you go, what's

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tatted on your upper back? There
it says I deeply belonged to myself and

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I have a son in the moon
on the back of my neck. Also,

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okay, all right, that's pretty
good. That covers all time periods

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of the day, the sun,
the moon. That's good. Sometimes the

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moon is out in the day.
You don't know shit about astronomy. What

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are you talking about? Okay,
there's no joke to tag that. Okay.

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Um, So you told me before
though, that you're currently on a

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long drive to get to your current
dancing club, right, oh yeah,

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Now, why is that just that's
all you could swing down there and that's

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the closest place. Is that the
place you're most comfortable with? And tell

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us how is yeah? Yeah?
Yeah? Have you had to run from

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three other clubs like what is it? Well, the reason I left my

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last club was I had a lot
of personal issues with the management and the

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ownership because there was a lot of
fun the stuff happening there. But I

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also have a stalker down there,
which is like her up carestusday, which

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is why I left, so I
came down here. The reason I'm driving

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three a half hour to my current
club is because in the area I live

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in, you need to have a
Florida Ida or a driver's license in order

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to dance these clubs because they get
so much money and constant customers that they

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don't want travelers. And I am
living here, but I just need to

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do the admin work. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, yeah, Okay,

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So this is the only one that
I've been able to get into so

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far that is very similar to the
type of club I want to work at,

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because the club I work at is
not full nude. I did go

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to a club twenty minutes away from
my house the other night for an amateur

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night, and that one is full
nude. So it all just depends where

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you work. But once I get
my driver's license, I'll definitely work closer

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at the home because I don't like
spending six hundred dollars a week on hotels.

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So is there a big difference for
you or for maybe just a lot

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of girls you know in general,
Like I mean, is there a hang

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up or I mean in your mind
with working full nude or just topless,

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Like is that one garment you know
there or not there? Does it make

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that much a difference as you for
you as a dancer and in the atmosphere

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of the club. In my opinion, it's a little bit harder for me

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to grasp the aspect of dancing nude. Not to say that I won't do

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it, because I just did it
two nights ago for this amateur night and

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that was my first time ever dancing
full nude. But when I think about

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it, it's kind of like,
yes, I have an only fans,

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and I dance and I put my
body out there all the time. But

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also my personal like is like my
area is very personal to me, and

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I almost feel like if I share
that everyone, then it becomes like less

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amazing. I guess I don't know. It's I don't really know how to

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explain it. Like I think I
just need to become a little bit more

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comfortable with the rest of my body, because I've been so used to only

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dancing just with like bottoms on that
I'm not really used to it. And

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also I feel like when you do
certain poul tricks, it just looks a

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little a little weird. So sure
you grab a lip and it hangs.

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I got you. That was actually
that was Shane asked the question that I

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was going to ask too, but
I was going to tag that with is

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there opportunity to make a lot more
money at a full news? Okay?

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Okay? So I mean are we
talking twice as obviously you don't know for

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sure, worry, but from what
you've heard or whatever, you think,

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Yeah, do you think you could
be doubling what you make now? I

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mean, it depends on the clientele
because it's always it's always hit or miss.

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But I've heard from some of the
girls that I worked with that when

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they dance nude for the first time, like they were dancing with their panties

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on for the first hour and then
they took them off, and as soon

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as they took them off, some
guy through nine hundred dollars on stage.

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So I always tell myself and the
other girls, you might not be everybody's

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health tea, but somebody shot a
whiskey, so you gotta wait for that

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somebody and they will treat you right
here you go. Well, let me

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ask this too to piggyback, that
you three and a half hour drive to

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get to your job. Do you
have slow nights, because we've talked to

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plenty of girls where it's like,
after they've paid the house fee and everything

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else, they're like, I went
home and I lost money after six hours.

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Last weekend, I made no profit
at all. I had spent almost

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five hundred dollars on a hotel room, and I had gone to work Thursday,

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Friday, and Saturday, and it
was just a very slow weekend.

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It also was slow because there was
a lot of events going on on the

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West Coast and I was on East
Coast dancing, so the town and everything

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was already kind of you know,
graveyard shift as it was. So I

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really made no profit last week.
But you gotta take the shot or else

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you're never gonna know. Because you
could spend six hundred on a hotel room

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and then make four times as much. You just take the risk and go

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into work and work hard. I
always say it our first month of podcasting.

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We got no listeners, like none, and now we're downloading in over

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one hundred countries. Like you just
it's the grind. You have to just

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keep grinding. And I'm realizing how
close I am talking to the camera.

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Um, all right, So Shane, do you have any other questions here

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for Keyana? Oh? No,
I asked my favorite question about the Oh

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you know what, I didn't ask
my name? You didn't, Well,

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I asked the question I wanted to
about being bottomless. But I'll i'll just

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from left field, Well, how
do you feel about pissum? Not in

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a club per se? Like?
Do you have any fans on your only

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fans or anything who will requests water
works content or anything like that? I

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do. I also find customers off
that life. I don't know if you

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guys have ever heard about that.
Yeah, but I find a lot of

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very very weird clients help from there. I had one guy offer me four

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hundred dollars to sell him a jar
of my pee. Had another guy asked

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me for a peel the video meet. Oh, there's very very weird people

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out there. I'm I'm not in
to piss personally, but if someone offered

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me four hundred dollars for I mean, I'll piss in a gallant jug for

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you and fill it up if you're
going to send me four hundred bucks.

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The shit thing I will never understand
that is like nothing happened to you as

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a kid. Where that's a problem, you know. I think it's what

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it is is that they whoever has
a fetish as they went through their entire

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life for a certain period of time
at least thinking women are you know,

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on a this pedestal, like a
higher level than men. They don't shit,

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they don't burp and fart and stuff, like maybe their mom was real

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dainty. Yeah, they were raised
by their grammar or something. And then

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they get out into the real world
and they go to their first party or

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something and they see a girl like
shove a Corona bottle in her pussy on

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a pool table, you know,
and they're like, oh, man,

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girls do weird stuff. So then
they jump to the extreme, like what's

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the craziest, dirtiest, nastiest thing
you can think of? Taking a dump?

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So then they start fetishizing that.
You know, well, this one

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is a little more modest than that, but oh good, it's modest.

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It's a modest ship compared to this. But at my first Bob, I

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had a guy pay me fifteen dollars
an hour for me to wear all black

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thigh hives, black makeup because I
have black hair. Also, he really

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likes the dark look and he would
pay to sit on the back and ride

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me around, Like, of course, how much dat way? Like two

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fifty Jesus Christ Christ? What a
strong back? Key on it? Strong?

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Yeah? After that? You know
that's crazy. Now you said all

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black and that was it? Was
it? Black? Yeah? Black face?

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Yeah? So wait what yeah?
Black place or like like a course

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set five highs, really big eyeliner. He would he would want to do

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that where he ride you around.
But then also he wants you to sit

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in a chair with two cushions on
it, very specifically, with your legs

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together, feet flat on the ground
so he can straddle you and look into

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your eyes as you talk to him
about his day. Oh gross, it's

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like some fucking mommy issue. Serial
killer Francis Dollar hide from Red Dragon Ship.

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I'd prefer to hang out with a
guy who's into ship than that,

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Like that's really that's odd. Taking
its dump is way easier to understand,

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wait to let me ask this one. Was it full weight on your back

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or was it like when you ride
a dog around, like if you have

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a big dog and you're like hey, and you kind of standing on a

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standing and I mean when I started
to get going around, he would he

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would like a cross his feet under
my full body weight. You were too

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fast for him, so he couldn't
keep up anymore. This Fred Flintstone.

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Yeah, yeah, all right,
Well you said you had an interesting story.

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I can cut this out if you
don't want to tell us about your

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mom showing up to the club.
Yeah. So this was I think like

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mid twenty twenty one, around the
summertime. I had lived forty five minutes

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away from my mom and we had
gone out on a little girl's day and

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we ended up being in the town
that I worked at. So was it

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keeno one? Why don't you come
in? I'll give you a little to

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work. Because she had never been
there. I took her in with a

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friend of mine who was also working
there at the time, and we went

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in. I showed her around.
All the employees in the management at the

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time had met her. All of
my dance and friends were buying her shots,

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giving her once and twenties and whatever
else to throw on me. Some

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of my customers, my regulars,
had met her also because they were there,

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so they were giving her just stacked
to throw on me. And she

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came up to the main stage when
I was up there, and I did

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that trick I was referring too earlier, where I looked upside down. I

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did that on my mom and it
was hilarious and it was a lot of

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fun. I when I was first
initially thinking about dancing, I never thought

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that I would have had a really
good relationship with my parents after they found

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out I was dancing. Me and
my mom have always been close to not

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really being my father, so that
was a very troublesome thing to get over.

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But for my mom, she's always
been really supportive. She's known what

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I've done with only fans and dancing
since the beginning. She's like, as

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long as you're happy and you're making
money and you're having fun, then who

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cares do whatever you want to do
because it's your life. You know how

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it could have gone real bad,
as if she started getting shots from people

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and she started gone, let me
tell you what I used to do when

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I was a kid, Okay,
let me let you know about let me

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tell you about three guys in the
back of a Chevy. Okay, and

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you're just like fuck, no,
no, no, no, no stories.

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Oh okay. I think I outdid
her a little bit with some of

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mine for sure. So okay,
I'll get job. Yeah, I'll get

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her contact information and we'll talk to
her next week. Um, all right,

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Shane, do you have any more
questions for Keyana? Today? Were

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just when can we see you and
your mom perform together? I don't know.

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I'd have to convince her to come
down here and shake her ass with

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me. Oh God, who would
want to leave Maine this time of year

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to come down to Florida? Yeah? Right, So today we were talking

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to Keyana Jade. You can find
her on Instagram and only fans at K

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B A B I G I R
L l K Baby Girl two L's.

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She dances at pin Ups of Palm
Bay. She was wonderful to talk to

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today. She's real sweetheart, gorgeous. If you're watching this video and just

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make sure you support her, make
sure you go out there, you sign

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up for her only fans, you
know, check out her content and if

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you ever you know She's not on
Twitter right now, but if she gets

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one, we will We will update
that tag her in different people. Hey,

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you know some website puts up a
thing who what girls would you like

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to see perform on this website?
Boom tagger k baby girl, two els

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at the end, you never know, Just get a little traction. That's

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all we asked for. This whole
series is about showing the world that there's

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more than just mainstream performers. There's
tons of independent, small content creators as

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well, and they deserve our support
as well. For your worst friend going,

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which one are we on? Chain? Your worst from brand new faces,

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brand new faces. I'm Matt,
I'm Shane. Thank you very much

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for coming on with us to take
Keyanna. Thank you guys. I'll have

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so much fun.
