Hey, look happy, relax. You know what, it's crazy. I'm
so like I am. Do you guys remember don Imus Is that sound familiar
to you? Not? Not really? Don Imis was like a radio I
think. I think it was like a radio guy. And it was like
in two thousand and nine he got in trouble for he called this women's basketball
team a bunch of nappy headed that's right, that's right. I don't know.
I didn't know that was him, but that line is completely embedded in
my brain. I actually, like, yeah, it's every time I hear
the word nappy, I think of that, like it like all of the
specifics of that that event get drawn back out of my conscious. It's insane
that he said that it was it was. You can't even say that was
like a lapse in judgment because it was not. He Also, it wasn't
that he just said they were nappy said they were hoes too, like nappyheaded
hose. Like okay, yeah, I remember that was a big deal.
I've been watching female basketball. Bro. Look, man, I'm gonna be
real and be real with you and be real with you. There was like
eighth graders, duncan I think if we had them at a young age play
with the boys as well. They might be, they might be. They
may be pretty decent. Man, I'm pretty decent at a young age,
at a young age, not not not to ship them to the NBA out
of nowhere, Like if you bring them up playing with dudes, I think
they might be pretty decent, dude, they just won't. There's a lot
of I even actually I made a video since I went to My mom's a
lifelong fan of WNBA. Uh. My mom's also extremely by so it it's
part for the course where if you've ever been in one of those shows,
if you've ever gotten to women's basketball, half of the audience, they're just
just a bunch of like lesbians enjoying some like good fundamentals with some giant women,
U you know, on relatively giant you know what I mean. And
but the thing is, there's a bunch of it you could have made.
You guys, could have never talked about the w NBA once and the algorithm
would have made you get hundreds of thousands of views because everyone in Unison is
just telling them, please just lower the basket by like half a foot,
just lower the basket, even just a little bit because it's not about it's
not about the shooting. It's about what people really want to see, which
are fantastic dunks. And because that's the main thing that's missing and the main
major difference, because the fundamentals are all there, Well, no they jam
they be jamming it now, like no, no, no, they don't.
They don't. They do the Derek. I want to the all startups.
I understand. Look at I can say baseball is awesome by watching highlights.
That is that is the completest. I just finished watching a calibers on
Utah thing, a bunch of highlights, and the fucking the highlights and the
centers they jam it. They are so few and far between. It is
ridiculously sad. And that's why like highlights, Like I said, highlights are
great. Highlights made me think Batman versus Superman or a trailer was gonna be
this movie is gonna be fucking amazing, you know what I'm saying, Like
it's so, but then you actually watch the thing. You watch a basketball
game. I'm at the All Star Game this year. My mom came up
to Vegas this year. Okay, yeah, we came up to Vegas.
Brady Grinder's back. She can't dunk. It was the laziest, saddest fucking
dunk I ever saw her do. It was so I was like, this
ship it makes me even. It just makes me, long story short,
it makes me sad that it's just you. You all know, maybe maybe
can and you're you're tall enough to where dunking was always accessible to you.
Yes, that's always successible to you. But somebody like me where it's like,
I would be happy if I can even touch the rim with my with
my middle finger, which is the highest thing. You know. So you
think about these women on average, that they're there, if they're even six
foot, right, it's hard for this song. It's just not there.
And I have no idea how we got here. I really have no idea.
You can talk about Boie and we started talking about I have no idea
where this came from at all. It just hit me right now, come
from ball I look at I want them, dude, I want them to
make more money. You do you know the n B A bro, bro,
the disparity, the disparity and pay is believe try either because the NBA,
no, no, no, the NBA. You're right, You're right,
you're right right, I know your point, Chris. The disparity is
is insane, Chris, Like you probably don't understand how redid like credited the
NBA brings in way more money and understanding of that, understanding of that,
but as pro athletes, as just pro athletes, that is such low amounts
of money. Thinks the money you make as a pro athlete is determined on
how many people give a ship. So of course then isn't going to make
a lot of money. They don't. They don't make money. It is
literally they lose money. The NBA loses money to subsidize the WNBA. That
that is the thing that the that the women, these fucking fine athletes won't
come to terms with because the thing is, I'm like, yo, if
you guys want to make like a real honest living and be like millionaires and
all this stuff, except for just the top zero zero point one percent of
the people in the WNBA that get all the sponsorships and stuff, you all
got to lower the rim. You got to. You have to. They
don't want you because they feel so disrespectful. But I say, hey,
I think I watch, hey, look at there isn the Lingerie Football League
is on YouTube right now, and those chicks fucking go hard. Now it
looks kind of like sexist because they're wearing lingerie, but these are top at
that are killing motherfuckers. And I've seen greasy, fat lifelong football players be
like, Yo, this shit's actually pretty good. You know, Normally the
guy would be, oh, fuck these dumb bitches throwing these balls. There
are a bunch of pussy ass bitches. Go clean my house, you know,
they would say this, but they were like, Yo, this is
actually now if the women did that in the WNBA, where it's like,
you know, let's lower this a little bit, do three sixty dunks and
shit, I'm at the fucking games, dude. And I think if they
had women and men play together, and like if they grew up playing with
each other, because I think it's I knew girls that can ball, man,
I knew playing the girls that can fucking ball, granted, granted the
physical notes about it. They would be they'd be a little they'd be a
little adhered to. I love your optimism, I really, but I really
do think they can do it, man. I love is that insane.
I've played basketball for years of my life, seven years, like a lot
of I have a lot of greatnecdotal evidence. I'm sure you have a lot
of great change. Reality change, the fundamental reality of what what the disparity
is there, you know, because they just don't they don't they don't have
the middle narrative. They so these women are at the top of their game,
just like say when you go in the Olympics, those women are at
the top of their game. They are, and you know it's it's people
always say, it's like, bro, it's not sexy, It's just reality.
I think though, I think I understand there's reality sweat where like,
you're not going to have a female fucking power forward running knocking niggas like Lebron
James aside. But that's one hundred percent right though. You're not going to
have You're not going to have like so women, So what can they do
against a league full of people who are just a little bit smaller than Lebron
at a power forward position? Just like I would explain it. I think
if women were trained the same, like if they played as with men growing
up, I think the female league inherently would be extremely better. It would
just prompt more better, It would be better players true, absolutely, and
like like more aggressive basketball players, because yeah, probably absolutely, because I've
seen playing of girls. I could play basketball very well obviously when it comes
to driving the lane or something like that. And it's fucking me when I
was like fucking two hundred and like fucking twenty five pounds as a twelfth gade
that just closing the lane. But like, ay, bitch, you know,
going anywhere else, I'm sorry, clearly that would be like a different
thing. But like I've I've seen girls shoot, I've seen girls dribble,
I've seen girls take the try drive the lane perfectly well. And it's really
unfortunate. I'm like, damn, dude, y'all are good at basketball,
like you were actually really good at basketball. It is that no one's gonna
watch you be good at basketball unfortunately. See look at here's here's the interesting
thing. It's just when there's a counterpart that is so vastly different. It's
like say, people like women's tennis more than men's tennis. There isn't like
but there isn't like a vast the difference between the w n b A and
the NBA is so incredibly different. Because of that, the above the rim
play is non existent in the w n b A. That is just such
a giant part of the game that is gone that that it's just you can't
make up for it. And unlike saying, even in football, women can
hit each other extremely hard, and that's what people really want to see.
They want to see people get cracked. So when you want to female soccer,
gloe blay female soccer, that's the only one, because soccer, well,
female soccer is may one rough in male soccer, but it's because of
the fact that you can you can play that relatively the same way or like,
it's it's not that much disparity in Yeah, you do bring up a
good point though, actually pointing that out, because I know there's a pretty
big gap in in in football soccer, uh where the women complain about getting
not getting paid as much, when I guess there isn't that much of a
difference fundamentally, so I kind of have to eat my words by because they
people don't watch them that much on average. When say, Ronaldo and fucking
Messy are infinity billionaires and the women are not. Soccer players are so rich
it's f fucking madot. I thought baseball players were rich. Bro I thought,
which they are. Baseball players are extremely well. The thing is that
contract wise, contract wise, the contract usually scale. It usually like football
contracts, then baseball contracts, and then long term basketball contracts. Yeah,
they're still rich, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, they're all rich.
Football players are in like silly like soccer player means like they're insanely because
they're getting paid euro millions of the sport is so famous. Yeah, that's
the thing. It's not about euros. It's about the fact that like everywhere
respects its except like we're like the only really the only place that don't really
respect It's like, honestly and genuinely, it's because we can't play because like
we don't. We don't we don't care about it because we don't have a
good team to do to do it. Why you know, there's not there
aren't fields where black children play in America. That's why if there were big
soccer fields where black children could play, we would dominate that sport too.
Black people don't care about soccer. Yet Black Americans don't care. Once we
start caring about Black Americans don't care about way about soccer. World Cup,
and they don't get it man, once we once, we once we convince
Black Americans to play soccer over they just don't because I remember even in middle
school, they played soccer in sixth grade. Sixth grade, all me and
all my friends are playing soccer, and then as soon as we got a
little bit of hair on our balls, soccer was gone. Nobody cared about
it anymore. It was just football and basketball. It's crazy. It's crazy
to see like what sports people take seriously and what sports don't and what sports
people don't take seriously because they all are, like, they all seem equivalently
dumb to me, Like when I look at like, yeah, exactly,
like what Like you look at kickball or something, It's like that's obviously a
kid's game, but like why yeah, like why it's like, uh,
kickball is literally baseball with kicking a fucking ball, Like it's not it could
literally be taken just as seriously like the game cricket. Cricket is the dumbest
fucking thing ever. Cricket is. It is so complicated for no motherfucking reason.
Bro being Jamaican and going to Jamaican and playing cricket with those savages,
Dude. I've seen people catch the ball with their bare heads and I tried
to do that, and I screamed, like Tom the cat bro that ball
hurts so much when it makes contact with your body. And they just good
job underhand, throw it like a fucking eighty five yards. I'm like,
what is wrong? What is It's weird? It's weird, man, They're
they're because I feel like there's a disparity. I feel like there's a disparity
between certain sports and how fun they are to play versus how fun they are
to watch, or like how satisfying they are to play versus how satisfying they
are to watching. Know what I mean? Yeah, Like I feel like,
like I've played football before. I don't find it fun at all.
It's like a lot of waiting and fucking Like I just don't give a shit
about it even slightly. But I I could watch football. I don't give
a shit about it still, but I could watch it and be like like,
oh, okay, I know what's going on and pay attention to it.
Soctom, I actually have a lot of fun watching sincerely. But that's
honestly because it's just so. It's just especially if it's if it's like a
round where it just the ball does not stop. It almost feels like there's
like a I don't want to say a dragon ball quality necessarily, but it's
just like it's insane watching people like do like we're fucking flip kicks and it's
just like they it's wild. But soccer is the most watch on Yeah,
I I because when I was one of my first girlfriends played soccer and so
I would go to her games. And I didn't care about sports at all
back then. I still don't, but like I remember watching, like sitting
there at the games, and initially it felt like, man, I don't
you know, I'm here to support my girlfriend or whatever, so like I'm
not really that investive, but I was watching. I was like, this
is fucking crazy. But the scores would always be like one zero or like
two two one, you know what I mean, the scores themselves game outside
of America, outside of America, and it's it is a fucking X episode
of life. I just need Don't Field to be as small as a hockey
rink and then I would love soccer. That was my only guy who got
his next like I got a hockey rink. That was that guy. I
don't know what they're gonna charge him with. Though, yeah, really this
isn't the this isn't the first time this has happened to but this is the
first time someone died from it. This is a very old footage of this
happened to some dude and then you know, he's just all bloody and stuff.
It looks terrible, but he just got like a horrible cut, which
made it look way worse than it actually was. This dude, same thing
happened, he died, They made it to the hospital, he didn't make
it. And it was one of those things where people and and this is
the most unfortunate thing too, a lot of people. He's black. The
gentleman that did it is black, so it became an incredibly racial event.
Man, it was so clearly an accident, though, ye see a lot
of people want to say, I don't think he had to do that,
and so they're saying it like he looked like he tried to, like,
oh, I might as well hurt somebody while while this, uh, this
collision is happening. I just I don't think so. Only he knows for
sure, the guy. But usually if you're playing a sports you don't want
to actually kill somebody, and you hurt people though you are told to hote
people like, I mean, hockey is one of those ridiculous sports where they
sanction like punching each other in the face barbaric. Yeah, what's what's that?
What's that saying it's like fighting outside of a hockey rink is wrong.
It's like I've heard that. I've heard that a couple of times where it's
yeah, that's the only place where it's like fine where you can just gord.
Hockey is barbaric. Nord foot soccer is this The reason they let them
do it is because you can't really get all of your punch. You can't
punch properly since you're on skates, And I feel like that is the only
reason that because if it was, like say, if you were in anything
else that just had ground grass, you can actually dig your heels in and
punch like with real force and people would probably get seriously hurt. Where these
people are kind of just getting kind of cut up, mostly because it's knuckles
and you can't you can't you can't punch hard if you're if you're if you're
moving around on the fucking floor. It's the silliest thing saib each other and
try to like literally momentum into the pot. It's fucking it's hilarious watching them
fight each other. It's so silly. That's guy. Yeah, it sucks
man something that like And now they're they're gonna suggest having uh pads on their
necks you don't don't have? That's gonna look like how is that not obvious?
Though? Like not happen enough. I guess it doesn't happen enough to
where they're like, oh, we're good, because like is gonna get that
far like uh to that far off the ground to hit somebody in the head.
My thought is that's still so not precautionary because of because you have something
as sharp as a people collide with all the time. I see people have
seen two humans with each other and their shoes came off after they hit each
other, like ship like that can happen, Like why would they tied shoes?
What do you mean to guard you through on the ice? What about
that that game? People would get hurt far hard. That would be such
a really that would be amazing to see. I would to see. So
I guess there has to be a YouTube video of someone trying to rollerblade on
ice, it would just be it would just be a laugh track constantly.
It's probably there was no there be no control, no control at all on
where they're going, even slightly. You have this rolling surface on a surface
that isn't that's crazy. I can't get an attraction on ice from those wheels,
Yes, you can't get an I heard some physicists. I heard some
physicists explaining like how ice skates work, and it like really kind of upset
me because it's because it's just not I always assume it's like, oh,
you're carving and you're like kind of cutting into the ice, you know what
I mean, and that's why you can go forward. What Apparently it's like
it's like a really high pressure point that melts the ice and then freezes it
instantly to keep you on track. And that's really upsetting. I don't like
thinking about that. I don't like thinking about it. I don't like think
of it. People who are much smarter than every single one of us.
Quite frankly, we're talking about it, and I was like, I can't.
I can't fucking deal with this right now. It was like it was
like when I was listening to this interview with like a blind person saying he's
never he's never seen before, so he doesn't understand the nature of like perspective,
Like he doesn't understand that, like an object gets smaller as it goes
further away. He can't fathom it because he's never seen anything. Yeah,
that sense, that's no, it's I mean, I can't imagine that at
all. You can't imagine it, but you can understand the idea of why
saying that, because I can understand I can understand the idea of why saying
that. But I also can't imagine what his perception of reality is. If
that's if he can't I can't imagine, can't do that, That's what I'm
saying. That's like, that's fucking crazy, just like I can't imagine spending
uh seven dollars on cryptocurrency, uh like a good pal, like catching several
l's and he's he's in He's in l hell right now. It's crazy.
It's just that I'm so fucking hell it's crazy. Every time I log into
Twitter or YouTube, something new surrounding him is happening, because you just can't
stop. But what's happening over here degenerate. I love that. I love
that's Ellen degenerate because that that to me is I was like, can I
make this like a song or a band name or something I don't know,
like just it just sounds like it's possible. POSSI from the rights from the
ashes in in yeah, oh no boogie radio silent for like half a year.
Like what if he takes like a year off, right, he comes
back, he's down like maybe like seventy five pounds. Yeah, that's what
everybody wants, because that's the thing, that's what everybody wants at this point.
Everybody feels like he would have to be as thin as I am for
anybody to be convinced that he's made. But he's down some weight, like
noticeably, you know, he would have to be he would have to be
Eugenia Cooney like for no, stop stop it, stop it like because because
because I feel I feel like I just okay, so hold on just before
before we get before we get crazy wrapped up in this, we did an
episode I don't We're still toying around on how we're going to organize these episodes
where some recording some in advance and pushing pushing, some for later, but
in one of the previous episodes he did. One of the more recent ones,
we did kind of talk in depth about the Boogie documentary in an episode.
Even before that we can touched on in a little bit. Apparently more
has happened that I don't are you what are you drinking? It's a it's
a caffeinated beverage like that has like the exact blue hue of something that looks
like wildly delicious, Like I don't know, there's something about that that looks
really fucking good. I look like you're drinking the sky. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Don't you hate Don't you hate the color blue that like cleaning
shit is because it looks delicious always. The color blue that I make,
not not wind decks, winds looks grossery because it's so blue. But that's
like looks like a melted a melted like a melted candy to me. You
know, the the what are they called those frozen pops either just in those
long sticks, It looks like that when they're melted, you kind of want
to just you know, drink it real quick. Yeah, they're called I
forgot what they're called, but those frozen they're like long drink it. Yeah,
I've almost been bad incrementally. You can, you can. You can
finish a bottle in like maybe three months. Yeah, I'm bad. Take
it and you fucking hurt. Take a hit a wind. That's like,
it's fucking listerine. I don't know, you gotta but yeah, So so
we did, we did mention it. But apparently more, apparently more did
happen with Boogie that I'm not aware of. I saw somebody saying I don't
remember who the fuck it was with somebody I follow on Twitter was like,
there's a video of Boogie begging on his knees somewhere, like, what the
fuck is going on? So apparently that's I don't know what that is.
So it's it's pretty simple. So what happened is, so my boy Rich
from your view tech USA man him, I want you, I I want
to I want to maybe podcast with him at some point, just because I
only I want to exclusively talk to him about twenty fourteen when he he there
was a bad transaction with a guy named Big Cheese. I don't know if
you guys know about that whole that whole side to me, it was one
of the funnest things in the Internet because he was kind of on the rise
your Vecheck USA and then all this kind of like dampered his but he kind
of recovered in these over million subs on everything. But there was a there
was a transaction. There was a guy and I'm just doing long story short,
he was buying a PC from a dude named Big Cheese. He was
going to pay through advertisement. The Big Cheese wanted to blow up a channel
a little more, so he was supposed to do a certain amount of advertisement
Transactionally, something went wrong and then it was like Big Cheese made some videos
being like yo, what the fuck, like this dude owes me this,
this, that keep the PC. I just want my I want my advertisement.
And it got to the point where everybody was shitting on him and uh
Rich he disabled or banned certain words like big cheese, two hundred dollars,
all this stuff. So the communities were just going in the comments sections being
like calling large cheddar and like finding ways around to say it was big Cheese
two hundred dollars. It was so fucking funny reading the comic sections. And
then a bunch of people were making review tech related channels essentially kind of trolling
the comic section like there was there was a bunch of them, like review,
you know whatever, but the best one and I'll get back to this
the best one because it was the it was the shittiest one. It was
just review hard R like review Inward USA was the channel's name. I fucking
laughed so hard. It's one of my favorite Internet things that ever happened.
And not enough people have have catalog that moment. It's so lazy, so
low effort to just review. But anyway, so Rich does live streams.
Okay, so he does. So he does live streams, and Boogie stopped
buying the live stream. Kam started started freaking out because Keemstar owns a podcast
that has a boogie Wings of Redemption and uh uh. Tommy C who used
to do a podcast with King Star it's called the Low Cow Live Podcast,
and so he didn't want it to go on there because he's like, hey,
you're spilling all this tea that people could find out on the podcast.
What are you doing? Then Muda comes on, uh richest stream, and
Muda and Boogiey been having beef for whatever reason. I don't know exactly why.
I just know that there was something like, oh, Boogie contacted his
wife do Jangles. I don't know if you know where I'm good friend.
Yeah she's from. Yeah she's from She's from the She's from the SoCal and
uh so it was. It was. It was a big thing where it's
like, you're contacting my wife. Blah blah blah blah blah. Keemstar loses
his fucking mind in a way that I've actually really haven't seen in years.
Does he bring up Alex He's no, he damn near almost did. But
he is going like, god damn it. So it's voice messages. He
sends them to Boogie. Keemstar is being like, god damn it, you're
so fucking stupid. You have a monetizable podcast where you can have arguments with
Muda and you're going on richest dream, you fucking retard. I hate you
so much, kill yourself. This all like everything that I'm saying verbatim.
He's just going off, I hate you so much, like fuck you die,
and I'm like yo, He's screaming, and then ye Boogie being all
like, well I understand, sorry, Like whatever you want. Then Keepstar
goes. You need to have your girlfriend film you getting on your hands and
knees, begging and saying I'm sorry to me and everybody else involved with the
podcast. And then he does he literally like I'm sorry, and I was
like, bro, stop, I stop it. Yeah, I can't.
I can't. He's broken. He's broken. He is. That is.
Look, I've met clinically. Look, man, I lost I lost a
girl that was really close to me. I was clinically depressed. I know
what clinical depression really feels like, and that feels like so that's the wrong
thing. But I'm so I'm so adjacent to it that like I see what
Yeah, and like the way that he behaves, I'm like, I don't
see this as a broken man. I see this as a glutton for punishment.
I see this as like what is the opposite of like like sadism,
like like the heroism and then there's the hedonism and is maschism right, that's
like the self one? Whatever? I think whichever, I'm I'm whatever.
You guys know what I'm trying. It's weird, man, It's it's weird.
Like he's obsessed with like the like harming his own image and he's he's
so hungry for attention. It's yeah, it's embarrassing. Man. That's so
funny though, Like I didn't know you had a podcast where he's with all
these fucking losers. Yeah. Yeah, those guys are so sad. I
feel like my heart is like, dude, someone help him. I just
but he doesn't want help though, So I don't feel that way. I
don't feel I don't feel like he's had multiple opportunities, like you can tell
at one point. It's the reason why anybody would get a gastric bypass,
because they truly do want to change anyone that would put that type of money
in effort, because you got to get to the first and foremost when you
get a gastric bypass, you have to prove to the doctor that you can
get to a certain level so that you're gonna take it seriously, because obviously
it's just a waste of time, waste of everybody's time. Uh. They
don't just want money because it's it's a it's like we need blah blah blah.
So he tried obviously failed miserably. To be fair, I think he
was closer to six hundred pounds when he started, and he was probably five
something and he's been hovering around four, so it's not like he completely went
back all the way up, but it is clear that he doesn't give a
fuck anymore. Like even in the documentary he went to like four different fast
food restaurants, Like he just doesn't give a shit. And it's like,
Oh, I'm dying from all these cardiovascular diseases and all this stuff. And
I'm like, yeah, dude, stop fucking eating that if you're gonna die,
because yet's usually what changes people when they're like, oh, I'm gonna
die and then they kind of actually get it together and he's like, nah,
no, I'm good. I'm good, and so why do you feel
bad about that? I'm like, I can't feel bad about that, man,
I'm like, damn, I just don't like seeing people get kicked by
the world so much. Yeah, he does what he did. Would you
ever record a video of you begging on your hands in these two Keeam Star
of all people, imagine imagine begging to Keemstar and Tommy c of a people,
Like I can't even be fucking I can't even fathom even respecting these people
enough to talk to them. Let alone, like I mean, let alone,
like good personally, I don't have a problem with Tommy, but I
know, I know Tommy is not like, yeah, Tommy's a little cunt
like I have. He's like a shell shocked, depressed, alcoholic veteran who
has like nothing going for him, so he just it's the it's the saddest
thing I've ever seen. But like, God, bless you know, you
know, I know, I know, Look, you're not wrong, but
I still I don't know why I still I still, I still, I
still am okay with him, even though I am aware of I guess that's
how I was with Boogie to a certain extent. I was aware of what
everybody said about him, and I was somewhat where like you guys can look.
Probably even last year I made a video, or maybe it was the
beginning of this year, I made a video saying like, I don't y'all
are painting Boogie like he's a fucking demon when all he really did was destroy
his own life, and he's been very self destructive. And I'm like,
it's not enough for me to make me hate somebody, but you get to.
But then there's the crescendo. There was the documentary and then his girlfriend
and stuff. I'm just like, I'm done with this nigga. Man.
I'm like, I can't, I can't. I can't say a nice thing
about him anymore. I've never I've I've kept away from like really serious internet
drama my whole life until I lived with one of my friends that involved me
with Chris Chian and I found out about that world and my heart began to
hurt again. And now watching Boogiey, I'm just like, these are the
two worst at there, these people, these people are so bad at being
alive. Man, what is wrong? It's it's sad man. And look,
I remember I remember being I remember talking to Boogie and it was he
was totally nice. He was fine. Like I remember he was at an
airbnb with us a long time ago, at or he didn't stay with us,
but like I remember at Vidcond there was a party at some airbnb and
I remember him being there, uh, and he was fine from what I
remember. But that was also like five plus years ago at this point,
so I don't know what the fuck's gone on. I don't know what he's
he's going through. I'm sure a lot has changed, but like he's just
in a place right now where It's like, dude, I can't feel sorry
for you anymore because you're just you want this. This isn't something that you
don't want. This isn't something that you're not trying to pursue. This isn't
something that you're not feeding intentionally. This is you want. The guys of
not wanting it, you know, it's like playing a role. It's like,
oh, I'm this is all so horrible. I don't want any of
this to happen. Meanwhile, you're you know, you're fiending for that attention,
and it's like, I can't. Man, there's so many people,
there's so much happening in the world at any given moment that is horrible,
right, and that deserves probably at least some semblance of care, and you
gotta ration that shit. I can't care about everything, you know, and
I certainly I'm not going to waste any of it on some guy who's just
gonna keep doing it. It's crazy, Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's
frustrating to the point where I have to see that, I have to see
that video of him. It's uh, I mean you could should I just
put it in the chat real quick, so you can see real fast.
If you have it in the chat, I would love to see it.
I can pull it up fast. I would love it. Damn it.
Never mind, my I'm signed out on Twitter. It's sucking the stupid who
I'm having. Uh what's his name? Bow Blacks, Josh bow Blacks,
you know, fucking yeah. No, Like literally he loves Sonic. I
mean, I mean he's literally autistic. And I hate I hate that,
Like I hate how true it is. I hate how true. Like I
was like, come on, can you could you not? Did you just
not like Sonic? Dude? Can you just not? I don't care if
it is frustrating that it is such a common Sonic, but I never had
to. I never touched Sonic internet. That is my thing. I think
That's why I'm I'm like, I'm a little warped, but I'm not.
I'm not completely scared. We looked out, we looked out. We we
didn't have the we didn't have the proper formula, you know, Like I
like, I liked it, and I was like, oh, Sonic is
cool, and I never like I might have like looked up Sonic once on
yournet and like something that sounds like I don't really like this, and I
stayed away. It's like, I'm gonna stay over here. But like one
of my Lily's cousin is dating a girl who has who has like much older
sister. She has like nephews and nieces, and they don't let them look
up Sonic online. Like that's one of the blocked words on the internet.
Search is Sonic the Hedgehog? That is that? Is that? My god?
That sounds like this podcast that just that doesn't sound real. She does
not let him look up sonic. You are so paranoid that they're gonna become
autistic that you fucking block Sonic. You got to do, man, do
keep? I mean, look, man, I'm it can be. It's
a form of superpower, you know, as long as the I would just
push them to use it in in a certain way and'd be like Louis with
change. Look man, some something because I've because uh, what's his name?
Elon Musk is obviously on the spectrum, so it made I think it
made him good at business. He's still he's a retard, Like, don't
get me wrong, and I'm not conflating that with his autism he has.
He's he's autistic and retarded at the same time. Like yeah, like there's
no there is no conflict. There's You don't say when someone's autistic someone stupid.
You can't say it's because they're autistic. That doesn't make any sense.
But Elon is in fact retarded and autistic. But it made him with having
that much money, starting with a lot of money, you you you,
it'll it rod him to do business and gather the right people around him.
But now I think his retardation's taken over, you know, because the business
he's been doing lately. Is this fucking I feel like a tenth grader,
No, sorry, I meant a ten year old would be like, what
are you doing for? What are you doing? You're you're fucking everything up.
It's just ridiculous, man, Yeah, it's just so. It's just
so man. I just it's so fanatic, ain't it. Why would you
do this? It's not funny. It's not even like, oh, this
is gonna be good comedy, Like I can see in a world that I
can see you, Chris, I am ironically making something like oh, clearly
he's joking, this is funny kind of a thing. Something. Yeah,
yeah, I would record myself standing standing up, but like flip the like
flip it or something like it looks like I'm kneeling or something. But there's
something I don't know. It's just so yeah, it's not even for a
joke. It's it's just genuinely just dumb. I I can't. I got
nothing to say about it. Have fun time. I'm just like, when
are you gonna stop feeling bad for him? I don't know. When something
funny, really funny happens, I'll stop feeling bad, like what like,
but nothing's funny, that's the thing. Nothing's funny. It's not funny.
It's just sad. Yeah, it's I'm more in the like I'm I'm an
it's somewhat anger inducing to me, which is weird that I feel that way
because it's he's it's oh I know, wait, No, it isn't weird.
Like I said, he's harming. He's harming that girl like that.
That's why I'm I think it's it crossed into that threshold to me, It
crossed that threshold where and now I'm like, I'm annoyed that. I'm like,
what the fuck were before? It's just like, eh, yeah,
what a fucking retard. He's done so many dumb things. Yeah, he
can't help himself. But now I'm like, all right, I know what
it feels like to me. You know what it feels like to me.
You know when you see a dog get kids, you laugh, You're like,
oh my god, that's outraged. It's a dog getting kicked, right,
and like it's doing like the fucking stars of the sky. It's it's
like limbs are stretched out, it's flying. Yeah, like that's like an
anchor man. And then it hits the ground and it's like, oh man,
that's not funny at all. Man, Yeah, boogiy is right now
a dog with its arms and legs outstretched in the air, spinning around.
It's really funny right now. Uh hit the ground and you're like, he's
gonna hit the ground. That's a really hurt dog. Yeah. Is there
anything else we wanted to bring up? I know, I know we talked
a little bit about Billie Eilish and that Beery Irish dick Billy, did I
say beer okay? Beery Irish? Yeah, Yeah, she was in the
news lately because we're big tits. She was like, yo, stop slapping
a big tits around. She what it was eighteen three years ago. Dude,
stop, what is that? What does that? Does that mean she
doesn't have big tips? What does that mean? I don't know, man,
It's just feel weird. I feel weird because people were so horny for
her before she was eighteen. It was weird. Yeah, feel uncomfortable talking
about her period. I totally I know exactly what you mean. I know
exactly what Kingston talking about. I totally feel it are weird. It's it's
it's it's weird. I feel like the only reason it's weird is because she
went out of her way to not be sexualized, unlike say, it's so
common in pop music, in pop culture Britney spears, hit me Baby one
more time. She's wearing this those Catholic uniforms. That's not on fucking accident,
you know. So there's all these fucking dudes. Was gross to me.
I was fucking I was a kid. I was like, Yo,
she's hot, you know what I'm saying. But like, as get you.
But when you look back on it, how like people were. Yeah,
when you're looking at of course, hindsight's twenty twenty. When you're thinking
about the whole the industry, how they treat young women in pop culture.
It's obviously it's fucked up. But so her she went out of her way
to wear big shirts and big clothes and stuff to not be sexualized, and
I felt it worked pretty well. But the the the the bad thing is
that you still she had a large chest. You can already tell there was
dudes that can already tell. But here's the thing though, that that's not
how we were talking about her. Well of course, well, I mean
it leads to it. It leads because her comments her content really what so
her comments were in response to this, like I don' understand, don't understand
the context. Well, I also saw what she said. I didn't see
the context of what you. So she was first talking about like she was
talking about her own body and being annoyed by how people would treat her.
When she's like, I'm a human that gets horny every once in a while
when people start to freak out. When I started wearing things that cloak the
fit me and my thing is I'm like, Okay, I get what you're
saying, but also it's like it's like people don't It's I feel like some
people just don't have the the insight of of what of of what civil what
humanity is when when you're a celebrity, when you're a young celebrity and unfortunately
you're attractive, you should have the force, Someone should at least give you
the foresight the wisdom that, hey, these monsters are gonna say crazy shit
about you, so don't be surprised. And so the thing is when you
come out and say things like that, and then you couple it with like,
oh, dudes don't have the same experience, Like women are cool with
guys at any size essentially, and we're so and it's like stop, like
you can't you can't even go further than that, because that's so ridiculously stupid
to even say when in real life experience, most men even good looking pole
well fuck anything that good. Good. Iron out what she said. You
want to pull up her quote? Yeah good, Yeah, because yeah,
I just want to. So she was giving an interview I guess with Variety
and she said, quote, nobody ever says a thing about men's bodies.
Just hilarious sentence, Uh, says Billie Eilish. If you're muscular, cool,
if you're not cool, if your real thing cool, if you have
a dad bod cool, if your pudgy love it. Everyone's happy. Everybody's
happy with it. You know why, because girls are nice. They don't
give a fuck, because we see people for who they are. Ah No,
I think I think I think that's context. There was the context before
that, and which led to that, because she was talking about her body
at first and then and that's what I'm saying, Like, you don't even
need to go any further than that. You girls are fucking nicer or whatever
them. My bro. The fact that dudes like it's so absurd. It
makes me think, where the fuck have you been? Where have you?
You're you're thinking about yourself only you are, literally that is your perception of
She's probably from ignorance, but it's not like I think it's her own living
experience, Like I think it's just her old Yeah, like it is.
It is obviously lack of knowledge, but she's probably like, well, this
is how I behave. I don't ship on dudes, And she's probably fucking
been with some chubbier dudes or something. She's probably thinking of her experience and
I'm like, bro, the people that you're in you associate with the do
not would not touch any of us. We're something, We're like, we're
there are things wrong with us, like oh, you're this, you're too
short, you're this, you're too big, like we are not their cup
of tea on average. Like to even say that is so fucking silly.
I just think the idea, the idea, and look, it's an offhand
comment in a variety fucking interview, Like whatever the interviews I'm not gonna jango
fu about. I'm saying, like, yeah, I don't know heart type
giant. Have you seen her boyfriends? They're giant nigga? I do not.
I don't care about celebrities. I don't care about celebrities at all.
So no, I don't know who fucking Billie Eilish's boyfriend is. Slightly whatever
people know. It blows my mind when people know who people are dating at
all, Like as far as like celebrities, I really don't. I cannot
fathom even people dating. But I also have a girlfriend who cares about it
like that. Well, I only know you only no one knows for sure.
But the only thing I know, and I don't even know who this
these people are, by the way, but I know that I know Taylor
Swift is dating a sports person. I don't know who the fuck it is.
I don't know what sport they play. I assume it's football because that's
what Americans care about. But yeah, is that right? And he's correct,
Yeah, yeah, he's on he's on the Kansas City Chiefs, right,
Okay, So like yeah, I mean pretty I know he's pretty good.
But that's but that's literally, you know, that's the ex. So
no, I definitely don't know who Billy Eilish is dating. But I just
think it's funny. I just think it's funny in her example, because she's
talking about like, yeah, you know, if you're if you're muscular,
if you're not, if you're thin, whatever. And meanwhile, you know,
there are these guys breaking their shins in half so they can so they
can be like five ten you know, Eason, I understand. But it
is also the thing. The thing about it is that it is a mega
like like overlooked thing, like sincerely like actually like people just consider like men
just like have this like or like the idea of like, oh man,
men don't have to worry about going out late at night. It's like,
the fuck are you talking about? I got someone tried to mug me.
Some one tried to mug me, Like, I absolutely don't like going out
at night. What the fuck you saying? It is different? Cont women
are Let's be real that they are even more vulnerable than the average dude.
But the average The problem is most of those guys that are out night prowling
have weapons, and that doesn't matter if you're a girl, they're gonna use
them. Also true, that's true. It's like, don't go down the
fucking dark alley. When people are like I should be able to go down
here and be safe, I'm like, okay, I I don't think.
I don't think it's I just think it's weird to put out the idea that,
like, people don't comment on men's bodies. It's just not true.
It's just not it's just objectively untrue. It's not real. It's like,
it's okay, real, she must be. Okay, good for you,
billy, I guess you don't comment on men's bodies. You, But that's
true. My only woman, Well, I don't know, I don't know
knowing way she doesn't comment on guy's bodies, No fucking way. But second,
look at this, well, okay, Let's to be fair, she
could be somebody like even myself, who can be a massive hypocrite were I'll
look at some dude or like a chicken, I'll point at like some type
of flaw if they're too fat or whatever the case is, make some fun.
But at the end of the day, I don't truly mean it.
I am I've dated women of all sizes and stuff like that, and yeah,
that's that's uh think like that's delving into intent, you know what I
mean, which is a different conversation. There's probably plenty of people who make
comments about people's bodies. You don't really have many much intent at all,
right, but you don't think that like say, she probably if she's making
that comment, maybe she's like com like she would she would fuck a fat
Joe. And I don't mean like literally fat Joe. I just mean like
some big rapper, Yeah, some fat fucking rapper. But that's what she
means. It's not the context, Like she doesn't come Obviously, everybody comments
on everything's physical form because how we perceive them. Most things, you'd be
like, oh, look that guy's tall. That the comments on this physical
form. Obviously, she's just referring to the fact that she's like someone's size
does not someone's physical form is not exactly the the deal breaking for her.
That's what she's kind of referencing. This is what I'm assuming, I guess,
because that's most a lot of people. A lot of people are like
that nowadays, Like a lot of people just don't really care, Like you
could be fat, like or whatever. He's fat, but he's he's really
nice to me. Like there's the whole thing about like big big man.
I mean, you never know, man, if if book he was a
perfect book, he had something to provide, and if he had something to
give, maybe he'd be in a be situation with ladies had something to give,
you know, if he was he was he was a provider, or
he was a really cool guy, or he's very kind or something. You
know, people girls will probably be like, yeah, I fuck with Bookie.
He seems like a nice guy. Yeah, it happens, dude.
I've seen I've seen people that look like things that I would people look like
things I would have My opponents fight in D and D at level ten,
not even at the beginning of the game, and they've pulled beautiful women and
I'm like, hey, dude, good for you what I'm saying. But
what I'm saying is, even those people are commenting like, you have to
be you. I'm I sincerely believe this. You have to be horrifically ugly
to not comment on other people's bodies or physical appearance. Like you have to
be like one of those people with like a with like a a head that's
like concave and your eyes are like diagonal and like on your cheeks. You
have to be that level of fucked up to really understand that. Like,
oh, okay, I'm not I'm not really in a position to judge people
for they look case. I think. I think, I think like because
most people don't really comment on other people being like truly like people's physical fronts.
People don't really do that. Well people, it's not the thing.
It's not about comment but it's about like, I mean, dude, you
people don't see you see somebody like even Ralph, and you you know,
like you know, you know in your heart of hearts that that is an
ugly fucking human being. You know that that's not even like a subjective thing.
It's just subjectively real. So even if you wanted to pretend. Even
if you wanted to pretend like that wasn't the case and you wanted to be
like, I'm a really good person and I wouldn't judge that person. You
still would if if Ethan Ralph scurried next to you in a movie theater,
you'd fucking scream. You'd scream and you'd run, because that's would Billie Eilish
give Ethan Ralph. Billly Eilish would kill Ethan Ralph. You would kick him
in the head once, real hard. Look, I want to have this
conversation with her. I gotta get ad come on the podcast, Billy,
come on. I know your celebrity, so that's gonna be hard to do.
But that's also why I'm so convinced of this. By the way,
it's just like I don't know, man, I don't believe that you enter
that that structure and come out just like, oh yeah, I'm cool with
fucking everybody. No way, no way, No, I don't know,
man. It's it's a lot of famous who like have you ever seen,
Like you probably don't know who they are because you're you, but you know
Tony Braxon is, of course I know she is. Of course you do
because you're black and you're then you're of that age. Literally, But like
Tony Braxton's her, all of them married like big ugly niggas man, and
they're all beautiful. They're all beautiful women. Whenever I see that, they'll
always wonder like, oh, what do they do? It's kind of like
it's like some Hiak and say, man, what's some Hiak's husband is a
Dutch like jewel owner, Like he owns like all of the major like designer
clothing, like so rich. He's so stupid rich. It's like it's gross
to think about that. If you own like multiple of like the biggest brands,
you're like this, fuck this guy. Fuck him, man, And
I see why she married that motherfucker. He's like, but at hot,
she's still hot, great genetics great, still hot, bro, She's been
hot since before you were born, bro, Like very hot. She got
she got she got fantastic, fantastic tonics because well, yeah, but that's
what I'm saying, like you got, that's what you gotta give fucking Billy
or flowers. Man, she's coming to her own. She's embraced her womanhood
and she's she's like, fuck all these niggas. I'm not a I'm not
a kid anymore, so I don't have to like hide shield from the perverts.
And then you had some people shitting on her for being like, I
want to feel like a woman right like it would just it's it's it's so,
you know, there was people that were applauding her like, oh great,
you don't have to show your sexuality and stuff. And I'm like,
I fucking hate these fake ass feminist dude that are like the sex negative ones.
They that's the fakest shit ever. So they'll be like, oh,
good for you. And then as soon as she like shows off her sex
rider to get mad, I'm like, you're you're not fuck You're you don't
give a fuck about women, eitherative feminists or just misogynists. Bro low key,
it's like a fucking oxymoron to me, dude. It's it's so crazy.
But anyway, so Billy Billy Billy Eilers, come on, bring your
big tits on the podcast. We want to we want to have a healthy
conversation with you. You have to drink milk while you're here, though,
you have to drink melt while you're here. You drink it real slow.
You got yeah, you gotta. You have to drink milk very slow while
you're here. You gotta stood on your top, white shirt, what big
t shirt? Big tit bitty eyelish. Yeah, it's like you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta drink milk while you're here. You gotta you gotta
look me right in my eyes while you drink that milk too. You gotta
some on your top. You know you got. I want her to eat.
I wanted to eat a Western bacon cheeseberg with extra barbecue sauce and just
have that ship like just dripping out of the and then you have to you
have to eat. You have to hit a hot dog and two bites bites,
two bites a Dodger dog. You're gonna get a Dodger dog. And
let's move on to some questions. Much respect, much respect respect for you.
I'm glad you come into your own I guess let's move out some questions.
Go go to two minutes and nineteen seconds on kid rock song cool Daddy
Cool. I know exactly what it is. That's his name? What is
it? I guess I'm fucking underage? Girls? Oh is that the is
that the one from Osmosas Jones. Is it like I really only one?
Yeah, it's underage and he says it's not a statutory it's mandatory. Man
to Yeah, that's that's in. That's in the Disney film on Moses Jones
features Chris Rock. That is, dude, I swear to I'm not even
a rotally joke. Dude. Look that ship up right the fuck now there
is there is a it's it's so it's animated. So there's like this little
there's this little I don't even know, like a cell or like an amba
or fucking something. And he's like, but I say, it's mand the
tory and he's on stage and it's Mosas Jones is going around like he's like,
I don't know, he's like walking around some club. I can't do
a Chris Rock impression, but he's like he's like, yeah, he's looking,
he's looking for dricks or whatever. I don't know who cares. I
didn't know it was in a kid's That's that is. That is literally insane.
Not even it's not even in the background, you know what I mean.
Like it's in focused like they animated the characters on stage singing those they
lip synced. They had to be like, Okay, what does the mouth
look like when it says that chitry And then they had to like look at
that in depth and draw it on a cartoon character in this digit Disney movie,
and it's just there. Do you remember England is My city? Do
you remember that? Yeah? I forgot who did it? Was it Jake
Paul or the other one that was that was Jake Paul? Oh my god,
every day, bro, it's every day, but it was every day,
It's every day British guy. Yeah. Yeah, So he said I
forgot his nick something, Nick Crompton. Nick Crompton. They said, he
says his bar comes in, his part comes in, and he says,
England is my city. And they asked them. There was a bunch of
people involved in the entire process of making that that song, producing that song,
and they asked him like, how the fuck did you guys miss that?
And there was like, dude, we just no one thought about it,
Like it just didn't even compute to them that that, oh, that's
wrong, none of you. And I'm assuming just giving these people the benefit
of the doubt that just they just for some reason they didn't connect the dots
underage statutory mandatory. I'm like, are you literally talking about you demanding underage
girls? Are you fucking serious? And it just it just kind of like,
wow, that's all I got unless they loved it, and this is
great. Knocked at the door, all right, having good time talking about
statutory whatever. Anyway, he wrote in Yeah, anyway, that guy's name,
that guy, that's the guy's name is to go to that kid rock
song and he says hello the front of the middle and the back of the
human centipede. This is this, being my first time Patreon question, let's
keep it simple. Best slash worst songs to time your humps to during sex?
My say is through the Fire and Flames dragging for us. Thank you,
Uh you helped me edge it and I thank you so much for writing
in that's a lot of sex. That is sex in seven minutes. Yeah,
through the Yeah, timing it to the tempo that song is insane.
Uh, I don't know it's I would say, so is it is it?
Does this encompass the sound or or is it strictly the tempo? Like
is hearing it can't be that it con'ttributing well, I mean it it's through
the fire and for the humps to were songs to time your humps to.
So it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with like how bad it sounds,
although I think that should factor in. Otherwise it's just not very interesting.
I would Cottonny Joe's pretty bad, I would say, because that's just such
a consistent it's such a consistent beat with the worst sound possible. So it's
just not only is it bland and unchanging, but it's really really rough to
hear. I would say, uh so, maybe not my unofficial answer,
but something that would be absolutely ridiculous is for everyone listening right now, I
want you to pause this or open up another another window and type in Despised
Icon MVP. So the song MVP by Despised Icon, and I want you
to hear that and picture yourself having sex to that, because it is an
extremely fast and just it is. You're just gonna laugh when you hear.
That's all I have to say. So there's that. But I would say,
yeah, I would. I would say any old guard, any old
old Guards of Asgard song would be a rough would be a rough song to
time your humps too during sex, that'd be a rough one you know,
actually shout out, shout out to like this is and maybe I'm showing I
don't know, man, I'm pretty ignorant on a lot of on a lot
of things. But I just I found this this song the other day called
do you know uh Sabotan. Oh, hell yeah they did. So they
did this song called Attack of the dead Men, and it's fucking sick because
it's like a it's actually so this is completely off topic, but this is
a real fucking thing that happened in World War One where like the Germans like
gased this Russian bass and then they like but the gas like didn't work,
so it just had It was like a bunch of like Russians with their like
their skin melting off and their lungs kind of like melting out of their mouths,
and they didn't die fully. So when the Germans came in and they
were like, oh, I guess everybody's dead, they all fucking attacked and
they thought that they were fucking zombies so much so that they just ran the
funk away. There's a whole Sabotan song about it, and it's fucking metal
as hell. It's sick. Ah, But do you know, imagine that,
Yeah, imagine because that's World War One. That's around the time where
like they they still believed like, oh, vampires could be real potentially,
you know, there's like there's that's that would stand man. Germany has such
a bad record with fucking with Russia. Dog they lose Russia. They that's
why they trying. That's why they were like, oh, Russians can come
back to life, so we got a scorched earth, and then that's why
they lost the second one. That's crazy. That's graz and that imagine that.
That is uh. I remember in I think it was in the thirties,
the King Kong came out and people lost their mouths. Remember when they
saw all that and so and that looks fucking silly, right, So I
can only imagine seeing people's faces melted off and like all and being all probably
screaming and shit because it's their final they're like this is it that? Yeah?
I mean even now that's terrifying, but back then, yeah, you're
shit in your pants, you can't sleep anymore, and uh, you're you're
basically you're fuck, You're out a commission. You can't fuck I really can't,
I really can't believe I never heard of that before because I'm not like
a history buff necessarily, but like I know enough of it, like I
delve into that shit and this stuff that I find interesting, and that's just
such a fascinating fucking thing, dude, that I have no idea about.
Sabotan is top out of all the bands that listen to They're probably my top
ten favorite. They kind of etched their way in there over time because they've
gotten They're one of those few bands that have gotten better over time when it's
usually the opposite, Like they're they're way better than they were before. Now.
The first time I heard them, they just covered like an Amanto Marth
song, which a lot of people did. I was like, oh,
that's cool and then and I was like, okay, anyway, Uh yeah,
I would recommend anybody, anyone who's especially into history. Uh. And
which actually would be a really cool song to fuck to. Uh. It's
a song called Bismarck by Sabotan. Has a very solid beat. I think
you can at least keep up to it. It's not too fast, not
too slow. It'll give you a good pump. Uh. Maybe actually that's
not true. It's not it's not really fast enough to sustain that you would
probably you could, you would lack the kinetic motion because you know, the
kinetic motion really helps you bang. Like if you're just trying to like do
a slower you're using all of your hips and all of your leg muscle to
do it, and it's like it doesn't feel sustainable. So Jesus, you
just lay there and then just charge up. It's like you're you're you're fucking
in your Dracula coffin, just just re discharging. Uh yeah, charging.
So weird weird songs to weird songs to fuck to, you know, y
y z by fucking rush would be it would be an interesting one. I
mean it really just band a bam bam band and bam bam bam band a
band. What's a weird song of to? Like it's just like this is
outrageous. Yeah, that's the song. That was the question. Yeah,
because what's it? What's the best or worst song that could be? It
could be weirdest whatever, Mario the consisted, you even get your dick up
consists, like, so it's you can absolutely do it. I hate that.
I hate that very very much. Imagine finding out you're doing that,
Like she doesn't know. He's like Mario, we'd be crazy. They can
figure it out. That's a fun game. That's a fun game right there.
Hey see what I'm see what? Beat them? Dude? Figure out?
I guess what. You gotta strive. You gotta make it easy,
though. You gotta strive with easy ones, otherwise they're never going to figure
it out. Okay, let's we were rock you at first? Then you
so kickboxing? Uh, I don't know kickboxing, and Ice Skates wrote in
nice right and he says, which is crazy, that's fucking really terrifying.
Uh, And he says, hello, my three estranged dads. I was
just told that I was the Kramer to my friend Seinfeld after I bought an
official license and he says, efficient license. But like, I don't know
what the fun this means? To on a whim to marry another friend as
a bit, so he's an ordine minister OFFICI yeah, maybe, yeah,
I've never seen I actually just straight up never seen that word written. Yeah,
I got you. Uh, to marry another friend is a bit that
made me wonder what is the most what are the most kramer like things you
three have done? I think signing up for a boxing ring. I think
signing up for a boxing match for a note with no real hint of training
at all was probably like probably the biggest thing that I could the biggest thing
that I can imagine. That's fair that I've done. Yeah, that's like
that, I I I probably, I mean in my mind, I maybe
I've told this before, but I this was the dumbest thing I've ever done
as far as when I was at a house party and my friend had to
leave and go hang out with his girlfriend. So of course I harassed him,
berated him for being a bitch, like, oh, she's got your
balls and stuff, you know, I'm like, you're a pussy and yeah,
exactly, just call him pussy went essentially, And so I jump in
the bed of his truck as he's taking off, and then I'm like do
you remember this? Yeah, And I'm like, all right, he's getting
too far away from the house, and I'm like, I'm going to I'm
going to jump out of the bed of the truck and land on my feet
like just like like like I can't I literally this, like I'm moving.
He's probably going at least twenty miles an hour, or something I don't know,
and then I, of course I tumbled, why were you in the
back of a car? Why were in because that was just one of those
things where he's about to take off and I jumped in like like, oh,
he probably will stop because he doesn't want to leave with somebody in the
bed of his fucking It was a bit. It was a bit. Yeah,
it was totally. There's a bit total. You thought he would notice,
he didn't, and then you found yourself in a situation I could have
easily How scary is that? No, no, no, no way,
I've written another freeway in the in the back of a truck. It's it's
creepy, but it's not. Uh, it's not as bad as you think
that ship. I mean I was a kid. I would never do that.
As an adult, it's crazy. I would jump out of my own
anxiety like you see now you see what? But see the problem is I
thought, and that's the thing that I can't get over it. Just think.
I don't know how I thought I possibly was gonna just be like and
I think I said this before. This is probably years ago on the podcast
where I thought it was gonna land, like when that giant chick from Matilda.
She'd jump from the second story of the of the house and she just
like plans, like she just lands, like in a way that most people
would probably break an ankle or really roll it or something, and she just
boom lands. And I just pictured myself landing, and I feel like that
is absolutely something Cramer would do. He would totally Oh, I thought I
thought I was gonna I thought I was gonna stick it, you know what
kind of Yeah, yeah, I don't have those moments because like we when
we I the apartment that I lived in was very much we were the we
had the Jerry apartment, you know, and like it would be like I
think Jalen and Joe are genuinely our friends. Jalen and Joe are probably the
most like that where they they just come home it's like, oh, hey,
yeah, I got I got eighteen pounds of free jerky, and you're
like, why do we have this? Do you remember that you were experienced?
What are those boxes? There's box is a jerky in the living Joe
would come home with just like random free food or just or just like he
would come home with like chicken that was brown that like he that he was
trying to cook and it's like, bro, that looks like steak. Don't
eat that. You're gonna get yourself so sick and just just and Jalen's very
much that guy. Jalen will wander. He sent me like this thing.
It was like he was he was like, hey, you want to get
on Halo tonight and I'm like, yeah, sure, what are you up
to right now? It's like, oh, I just followed this guy.
Uh, this guy was talking to me on the street and then I just
ended up following him into this building. And I'm just chilling with a bunch
of these illegal gamblers. But I'll be home soon. I'm just like,
what do you mean. It's like, yeah, they're gambling stuff. I
don't really want to. I don't really know what's going on. I'm kind
of scared. I'll go home like later like whatever. I'm just like,
why do you want? Like he just seeks out stories, I think just
to have you know what I mean. I'm not. I'm not that person.
I think Jalen. For me, I've I've done a lot of stupid
stuff and the problem is that I've I've gotten to pot why I try to
avoid it, but I still end up involved in things that don't make sense,
and I'm like why am I here? Like constant, like why am
I here? Like there was one time when I was younger, I'd freaking
like I don't know what I was doing. I was with my cousin and
my cousin was like moving something you shouldn't have had, And this dude had
like a golden gun on the table and I was like, what am I
looking at right now? It was just a gun that was just it looked
like guess I haven't seen Atlanta, have you? It looked like a golden
degle. And I was like, why am I here? I was supposed
to be getting dropped off at home. It's I go play fucking like years
two? Why am I in this house? Hell? Yeah? Yeah?
Or like I would follow girls to places where it would just be like dangerous
and I'm like I shouldn't be here. I what is that? Like I
would have hang out with girls and Kay, you want to come out with
my friend? Were gonna go? And I'm like all right, cool,
And I'm like fishing out valley and I'm like I'm like almost gonna hang out
with this. I'm just gonna follow this bitch around because clearly I'm gonna try
to get laid. Stop saying that I'm saying like that's I'm saying you follow
women around. It's a horrible way to say that. I don't. I
don't get it. Yeah, follower clipped out, you didn't know. Just
out of context, that sounds awful. I would never say. I would
never say if I was hanging out with you that like, oh I followed
Kingston home? Like I would never. I would never put it that way.
I'm just I'm just using words that they're supposed to be. We're used.
But everybody is weird, sound freaking some stalking women, which I do.
I don't freaking like I'm it's hard work, man, but someone's gotta
do it exactly. And he's on their toes. Oh man, it's so
fucking horrible. Uh, I don't little game man even t grown and he
says, hey, boys, have a quick one here. I was curious
how Chris and Kingston met, and maybe here a story or two of when
you two had, uh had first hung out. Have a great one ticket.
We've probably been over this many many episodes ago, probably like in the
fucking probably before episode one hundred. Obviously we definitely got into it like an
early episode. Yeah, but I actually don't I don't recall the first time,
Remember, I don't remember the first time. I remember instances where I
where there are vivid memories. I remember like at that Dinam you were at
Joe's house and you were talking about like it was just like when it's like
right after they released the first trailer for Destiny. Oh yeah, and then
I first met you. Wait, so how did that? Uh? Who
knew who? Like? How did you guys end up at Joe's house?
I was I would just finish high school, but I knew Joe and a
bunch of other girl friends. But they worked at Dunkle where I was working
at. And how did you get there? Chris? Through Joe? So
you both knew So you both knew Joe. We both knew Joe. And
I think because I was in college, because I was in college before you.
I think I'm pretty sure that college and I knew you guys already right
oh here from from before and that's when I became friends to everybody, really
but me and Crisade told that first. Yeah, that's very real. I
tell that to people, and they don't. They think it's a joke.
They think they think it's like a bit, but it's it's very real.
But I couldn't fucking stand him because I don't even remember why specifically. I
just remember like it's like something about him really bothered me because I am the
coolest guy ever, like actually, and I'm like, what the I'm so
I'm so obnoxiously likable? Actually, that's so there you go. This is
exactly what I'm talking about. I'm very likable. I'm very likable. You
can say what you just say what you want. I am a very likable
guy. You remembering now it's all coming back to me boasting, the boasting,
and and it's the boasting and the hubris and just you're I'm so likable,
So I'm fastly better than everybody. Yeah, dude, I don't know.
I don't I don't remember exactly, but like there was because I had
my group of friends, right, and I hung out with them constantly and
it was like always the same core group of people. And then all of
a sudden, here's this fucking boastful idiot who's just here all the time talking
about how likable he is and It's like, who is this guy? This
sucks. They're ruining my mid entirely made it crazy? Is that at first?
You know it's crazy someone is like my brother. Brother to me too,
is Jalen. Me and Jillen couldn't stand each other at first. Yeah,
And it's so weird because Jalen, which is weird because me and Jay
only became so cool so fast, being the only black kids in our friend
group. We would just see everybody else behave differently, like it is that
weird to you too? And he's like very very weird. But then what
happens. We ended up living together. I was already very close to Jail
and I was cool with Chris by the time moved into each other. But
then we lived with each other. We went through like our formative twenties with
each other, and we all became really close. That's pretty much what happened.
Yeah, the twenties. I was more okay with you being there when
we when we moved in together, I was like, all right, I
guess this will lower my bill there, this will lower my bill tremendous,
Yeah for real, because I just didn't know him really like I just like
I knew all I knew was that he was boastful and fucking dude. The
Hubris was crazy. It's still was not that dude. I was not I'm
not that. I'm not that Hubris. That's insane. Anyway, I have
several problems have seven. Actually this actually I didn't. I didn't know,
so this is really so this is so initially I'll tell you what it was,
because like, the the goal was like I drove out there with Jalen,
right, Me and Jalen drove out there together, right, And so
the goal was saying, I do know Jaylen for a really long time.
And so the goal was like, all right, Jaleen and I are going
to get this place. And then at the time that I was coming to
actually like figure out my stuff when I was going to live, it sort
of became me, Jalen and Kingston without my real like I didn't. I
wasn't really prepared for that. That wasn't really like part of the plan.
It's why I like the apartment that we got just didn't suit us like we
had it. We got a two bedroom and Kingston was in the living room,
and that like annoyed me because I was like, oh my god,
the living room's gone, like we don't have a living room, and like,
so I think I was just annoyed at just like how because I really
build up a plan right for my for if if I build up if my
Friday goes slightly awry, it it frustrates the hell out of me. That's
it brings me back to it. It brings me one hundred percent, But
it brings me back to what It brings me back to when I was like
a kid and my mom would be like, Hey, we're gonna I'm gonna
go to the supermarket. Do you want to come with me? And I'd
be like, we're just going to the supermarket, right, and you'd be
like yeah. And then it's like I'll be like, okay, fine,
I prepare myself for going to the supermarket, and then when we're done with
the supermarket, I prepare myself to go back home. But then it always
would be come at the end of the supermarket and be like, okay,
now let's go over to Mary or like all right, now let's go over
to the let's let's cross the Brooklyn Bridge and time it. Well, I
didn't have a constantly, dude, I didn't have a choice for a long
time. And then when I finally had when I when I finally was like,
listen, I'm not going. I'm not going because I know what's going
to happen. I'm going to be a hostage to this boring situation. When
I could just be at home, enjoy my life and talking to my friends,
I'm not doing this. And that's that's when it became okay. But
it was that, It was very It was that, but like times a
lot, because now instead of living with Jalen, who I had planned this
with, I was living with this person that I didn't really know and didn't
really get along with that well for the next several months, you know what
I mean. And this happened. I don't so because one is that,
Because what happened is that when I moved here. First, first of all,
I moved here and I was fucking poor shit. I couldn't hear rent
for most of the time. So Chris helped me out a ton that would
have been on the street. So Chris, dude, I got you,
don't trip like I understand, you're going through bullshit. Don't worry about it.
And I was, but I was also very frustrated that you were going
that you that you didn't have that money. It was I helped you,
and I was fine with it, but I was also like, god,
damn it, oh damn what happened. But but what happened is what happened?
Is this right? This is what this this is what things became weird.
You realized how well I played off of you made joke wise, Yeah,
yeah, because we didn't. We didn't. We didn't. We didn't
know that we made each other funnier. We didn't know that yet because we
didn't. We usually didn't joke with each other. We were kind of just
like, I know, Chris, you gotta you gotta back up a little
bit because there's still a little sure how I didn't just show up Jalen.
It offered me because Jaalen knew I was thinking about moving away from home as
well. Right, So Jyalen was like, dude, come over with me
and Chris. Yeah, Jalen brought that to you, Chris, and then
you were just like, I guess what did you do? Did you?
What did living together? Because before I got there, I know I was
gonna I was live with you in Jalen. Yeah, So I had no
idea. I had no real idea that I thought. Tell you, it
wasn't great. I'll say it this way. He might have told me,
but like I think it was communicated differently. It was like he'll be crashing
with us for a while or something like that. I can't remember specifically,
it's all very long ago. But the point is that I was just not
prepared for that situation, right, And so I'm very much the kind of
and this is a problem that I have just generally where it's just like I
don't really say no when even when I really should. To be honest,
that wasn't really a situation where I should have buckled down, because like obviously
he needed a place to say, I'm not going to kick somebody out on
the street like I just fused to do that. There were many other situations
that happened very similarly to that that we won't get to do on the show.
The amount of people that lived with it's so crazy looking back on the
amount of people that lived with us, who would that stick? Like our
home was just the revolving door places. Yeah, we had in eleven months,
we had seven people living there at some point, like not altogether,
but at some point there was like for three months, it would be one
person. For three months, it'd be like one person. Then there would
be like overlap where there would be two more people in addition to us.
It was weird. But so it was just not what we planned it all.
And but but yeah, I didn't expect that to happen, and I
was frustrated. And he just was he couldn't pay rent because he you know,
he just didn't never, he just couldn't figure things out. And that
was frustrated. I understood it, but it was frustrating and so like whatever,
and then at some point, like we would we obviously you live around
somebody, you live with somebody, you get you kind of inherently you're just
forced to spend time with this person, and you're just kind of like,
okay, like we've got we We think a lot of the same things are
funny, like we bounce off of each other pretty well. And like you
weren't even really suppose I was. The goal was never to put you in
videos ever, you know what I mean, I specifically well because my thought
was I want to be reliant on me, like if Sweeny, if Sweeney
lives here for like six months and then he'd moved somewhere else. I don't
want to suddenly have this problem where it's like, oh, I have this
ingredient to my videos that I can't use anymore, you know what I mean.
Like, so it was initially just that, and I was just making
a video because that's what I needed to do to make money. And then
you just wandered into screen and then it's like, all right, well he's
a part of this now confused money. Yeah. And I would record videos
and then he would and he would scream from like I would be doing videos
and I would be making jokes or whatever. I would say some out of
pocket shit for the video, and then he would yell from the living room,
you're wrong, You're dumb, You're stupid. What do you fucking like?
And it was funny. It was funny. So I left it in
and people were like, what the fuck is going on? And so it
just kind of became like that, and it was just like, all right,
well, now, the huge it would have been so rich, it
would have been yeah, it would have been yeah at the time, it
would have been really smart. But you know, we didn't have that setup
yet. We didn't. But honestly, truthfully like it. That was.
It really took me getting over the fact that you just it took me really
getting over the fact that, Okay, we're funny together, that's cool.
I really had to work really hard internally to get over the fact that you
weren't paying rent for a long time, because it was just because I because
I just I remember when I moved out there. Initially, I stayed for
three months and I couldn't find the job, and I was like, this
is not working. I cannot, I cannot bum on these people's couches.
I'm gonna go home, and I just I I failed, you know,
I like, I straight up, I was just like I went home and
I was like, you know what, I tried, I failed whatever,
And it was frustrated to me. But then I realized, like, okay,
we're funny, he's helping videos. I'm gonna get my value out of
this guy. So I so then I would just throw shit at him.
I would abuse him, and that was that was. That was so he
could live there and I wouldn't feel so annoyed that he just couldn't pay up,
you know what I mean, Because it's just like, Okay, he's
adding something to the videos that helps us pay rent, So that's that's payment.
Like, it's fine, but I'm gonna throw milk at you. I'm
gonna your food. I'm gonna harass you whenever I have to make something,
so prepare for that. I don't think we've ever talked about this, No,
I mean I certainly don't think. Don't I think we've talked about it.
I think I think we've talked about it. But I don't think I
did not know this lore. I thought I assumed you guys met in New
York, and you guys were well acquainted, so we were each other.
What I mean is like, well like you guys, not the way that
it has been described to me. Now, I'm like, this is it
makes knowing all this stuff so much funnier that we're abusing this dude and saying
all this Like I thought, you guys were like really like close already from
the beginning, before you even moved over here. We were. We were
friends who we were. We were friends who were frequently around each other,
We were close living each other. He didn't plan. There was no plan
for you to be I didn't know that. I didn't just show up in
California. Respective it sounds a little bit like front like that from from my
perspective, that's what it was. I know that that's I know that that's
not true because obviously no one just shows up somewhere without a plan in California,
Like I'm here now and I adhere to the group. No, well,
I just want to bring up we can move on after this, but
because I know how interesting this is. But I think it's fascinating. But
they were fascinating for more lore now. So Jalen I our friend. He's
a great friend, but like he's also very spontaneous, right, So like
even when I moved to La, like he was like he called me like
two weeks before and he was like, hey, do you want to just
move to LA with me in two weeks? And I was like, oh
yeah, okay. I thought about it for like a day. I thought
about it for like twenty four hours, and I was like, yeah,
I'll do it. Because I just didn't have anything going out for me in
New York. I applied to like a million jobs and they weren't getting back
to me. I was like fuck this place. So I was just ready
to go. And so I think a similar thing happened to this is like
you probably planned on moving, but like he's very lase faire with the way
he like talks about that stuff. So like I just straight up did not
know. But I think we became friends. We became friends quickly. I
would say, like it was. It wasn't like over the span of years
and we like I would say, like I would say initially, like the
first I think, after the first New Year's that we had, I think
we were all pretty like, we were all pretty friendly at that point,
Like by the time we lived in that second apartment closed by that moment.
Yeah, and that was only like eleven months later, you know what I
mean. So it wasn't like that last song here. First apartment is due
the stories we could tell about the first apartment, we could make episodes of
the podcast about like our first apartment living there. I wanted I wanted to
write some of it out because it really is it. It feels like I
was talking about it with Jalen when my parents weren't town and we were just
like reminiscing well well, and my parents were asking us questions. We're talking
about like, yeah, we had a hopeless man living in our leaving for
like a little from Lily's perspective, Lily like talks about an old apartment.
She was like, that place was insane. Yeah, it was just a
completely bananous Our window shut out, Our windows got shot out twice. But
I was stuck there. I was stuck there with a freaking girl from other
country and the windows got shot out. I know this, me and this
European girl. And I was like, I don't know how to talk to
you from Europe. You've been the same language as me, but I just
don't know how to speak to you. Yeah, so it's happening. Yeah,
this is I really I really want to write. I want to sincerely
actually, and we can move on immediately after this, but I do sincerely
want to get you, me and Jalen together to talk about that, just
so we can document it and write it down, because I think there are
a lot of really good ideas that each of us, like, I remember
some of it, Jayleen remember some of it, and I think you remember
some of it that we both don't remember that I want to get it all
on paper because so much of it is fucking outrageous. There's a story that
I love. I love when that girl pissed in Jalen's bed. It was
the funniest fun there's so there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a
lot. It was one let's not get into it to Okay, it's actually
you know what actually would be a great extra AMMO to get if we could
get Jalen on to like reminisce about that stuff as dedicated kind. That could
be fun. I'd love to listen to. That'd be great, yeah,
because there's a lot of great stories from that time. But but yeah,
dude, like it's uh, but we But initially in those first few videos,
when I'm being a dick to Sweeney, I'm I'm I'm being like not
like eighty percent genuine where I'm like, I'm not having a good time with
this person. Oh my god, that is which is really funny. I
think it makes it. I think it makes it ten times fun. It's
why I edited him saying that in the first place. Oh my, it's
why I edited. It's why I was like, so there was there's a
little bit of fun. So what it was it was like, because I
was making a video right now, was I was making some bullshit video for
the second channel. It's still on this podcast channel. It's still on the
Dark Tank where it's Tom Sweeny and I'm just trying to make a video and
then he wanders in intruding on my on my video, and I'm like,
God, all right, you want to be in this video. You want
to be in the video, you want to be you want to be on
online. Okay, well I'll try this, all right, let me all
right, let me put you online. But it was it was funny.
I'm yeah, wild, this is I feel like I feel like you're you're
You're saying things like you're on like the Joe Rogan's pot, like you're you're
giving us lord that I was never expecting, and it's just like what the
fuck? And my mind's being blown that I'm like, wow, I can
only imagine, Well, like people who were longtime fans of yours or whatever
are probably like just their minds are fried right now, because I've definitely mentioned
I've definitely mentioned this on stream at least at least at least like, okay,
not in depth, not this in depth. I would say this is
definitely like obviously because Sweeney's here, we're talking about it. Yeah, but
like I've definitely talked about it on stream before, Like I definitely were vocal
about like what do you call it? Like us living together in our first
switch beforehand. Yeah, and we were not close. I remember arguing in
a in a in a diner with you at like like very loudly. Oh
my god. We were when we were particularly young then, though we were
particularly young then. We were like you were like seventeen eighteen myself. Yeah,
about like how much he hates Kanye West And I'm like, oh,
Kanye's a pretty decent artist. I never said that, like Kanye is a
person. Right after. It was right after Bound Too, and I remember
it's like and he was like, You're like, what are you talking about?
He's like one of the greatest. It was like you think Bound Too
is like the work of like one of the greatest, Like are you fucking
insane? And loud? We got this really like we were loud in this
dining. It was so funny in retrospect. But yeah, that's that's all.
That's all real. Have you looked at some of these uh, like
I'm looking at your hate The gays numbers one hundred fifty four K, which
is hilarious, hilarious, one hundred and fifty four thousands. That and under
it that just showed up is you guys did a Q and a Why Are
You Black? Is the that's almost said. Dude, it's nine undred and
seventy eight k. Holy hell, that is a good title though, to
be fair, like why are You Black? The fact that video got almost
a million views is insane? Dude, Yeah, dude, that same thing.
Yeah, I kind of want to. I think it'd be fun to
do a stream where where you and I watched some of those videos back because
because it's so long ago at this point that like I feel like we have
like completely different like we're in such different headspaces. You guys totally got to
do it. That's a that's a fucking great idea. We know we gotta
do again. You know, we gotta do again. We gotta do another
Twitter trash again. We have to do another one of those again. So
here's here's the thing. I've been getting a lot because I haven't done one
since before X was the thing because I retired it, and uh, people
keep bugging me because they're like, dude, the weird ship that's been happening,
like please do another one. I when I come back, I think
I think, I think it's gonna have to be done. I think there's
gonna have to one because there is just too much weird shit happening. And
sometimes I'm like, okay, I get it. You know what, I
have a pretty I have a pretty good idea. Why not make Twitter trash
like a monthly not Extra Hamo. Maybe maybe something maybe even more maybe maybe
maybe we do our on this episodes. Yeah, we do our episodes and
then we do our extra ammos and then once a month we do trash and
the paint. Dude. Yeah, remember do you remember the video of me
coming in? It is insulting you? Oh at the end, like where
like you're berating me. It is so dude. There's just a clip of
that that has almost five hundred thousand views. Yeah, yeah, we just
took that out. I'm like, wow, dude, that was so long
ago. It was fine. I will say, by the by the time
by the time I did the or we did the why Are You Black?
That was March twenty seventeen, we were friends by that point, like we
were pretty that was yeah, we were well. Yeah, so it didn't
last long. Oh, my god, babies in this Uh it's everything related
to you was popping up. And there's the first Twitter trash that we did
fucking nuts, like at least five years ago. And I don't know what
happened to the thumbnail. It's gone. It's just a picture. You it
just is. I always have thumbnails in the Twitter series. This is gone.
You know what that happened? That that did happen to? I see
that there's a that happens to some videos man like that sometimes like, uh,
what is it? The YouTube will be like this thumbnail breaks ts or
something. I've had that for a couple and then it would just default to
like a screenshot of the video, right or like a still image. Yeah,
it's weird because I'm sure the thumbnail was just my face looks so different
back then, even I'm just fatter in general, the way my face looks
is just different. That what happened is I'm definitely an adult face. Yet
the one from five years ago where it's a the bonus trash that thumb that
me in that thumbnail, I've seen that image of me a million times,
of me doing like this that they do that is Yeah, it's funny,
how Yes, I've how big that thing. It's fucking insane, but yeah
it is. You remember what you called a dig vanie to put him in
this. We gotta drink that back too. I I do want to get
back into the I do want to get back into the habit of like making
videos like with with you in some way, uh or just like you as
a part of It's just like, I don't know, I gotta figure.
I want him to be good. I mean I have a whole house right
right right, yeah, yeah, I want a good idea. It was
just so easy to organically like because what would happen a lot of the times
was like I would be I would think of something in the middle of like
recording, and then I'd be like, funk, I gotta go. And
then I would walk into the living room and you'd be there and I'd be
like, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna do this. You You I did
always ask. I think you always always like hey, look at you,
and I'm like, yeah, I go for it. Yeah. I just
even when I was being like even when I didn't really when I was when
we were not getting along super well, like and I was like annoyed,
I still you know, I wasn't throwing milk at him in the middle his
fucking I did with you. I did funk with you though, Like I
remember. I remember specifically you went down to get food and I went into
your like you were playing Skyrim, and then I just got so mad.
That was that made me so mad. But I was like, whatever,
dude, you made me a vampire that you deleted my safe where I can
go back to do it. And it was like, who does this?
Yeah? It was. It was for a video. It was it was.
It was it was rent rent every time every time I every time I
sucked them, I was like, it's it's rent, and then it won't
bother me, you know. But it is funny. It is funny talking
about all this because it is it is really kind of like behind the curtain
type type stuff that I don't think we've really ever talked about in this way,
not this, not this vocally, right, but yeah, there you
go. That's some some a lore that apparently, uh that would be I
guess I I guess people are gonna be mind blown by this. I don't
know, maybe let's see, let's get let's try and get I don't know
what do you say two more? Uh? Yeah, there's god, there's
so many, so many fucking questions, guys. I actually got to go
hard on the pan on the next episode. Yeah, we next next episode.
Can't we cannot fuck around at all episode We can't do it. You
can't do it? Yeah? And by the way, how I if you
guys wanna I know you guys. Are you guys do a lot for the
show already if you guys want to, Because like there's every time I use
a question, I like it. I heard it, you know what I
mean? Just just so I know that I've seen it. Uh, if
you whatever, it doesn't matter. Bit into a grape shit screamed like Tom
and Jerry was gonna pitch something, but then I just got you tired.
Bit into a grape shit screamed like Tom and Jerry wrote in he says,
what's the stupidest costume you ever wore? That is when I bought a clothing
iron to school on Halloween. And when that sucks. That sucks. When
people would say ask why I was carrying it around, I would just say
I'm iron man. That sucks. That's rough, dude. I'm surprised.
I'm surprised you weren't bludgeoned with that iron for saying that crazy that would have
given me. You know that, you know that boxer, That boxer got
punched in the in the back of the head, and now he's like all
fucked up. That's really sad. It is, really, it is,
It is really Oh believe me. I watched that video like a million times
before I fought, because I was like, dude, if I if I'd
become retarded after this, that's gonna that's gonna really put a damper on a
lot of what I got planned and a lot. I would definitely come and
see you, but I would also make fun of you. Buy jump back
a lot. I'd be there for you, but I also leave the room.
I would start laughing. That's wild after all I've done. But yeah,
I can't think. I can't think of I can't think of the weirdest
costume I've ever I imagine that it was probably something that my fucking parents shoved
me into when I was like a fetal kind of child, where they just
but it was like, let's dress him up as the cowardly lion, or
like my dad. My dad dressed me up as a soldier when I was
three or something. Nice. I remember that for Halloween, I wait for
you to die in the war. Yeah, dude, I was going to
join the military. I like, I actually was, and then my dad
was like, don't do that. It was like, yo, don't.
My grandpa was like, absolutely, do not join them. I was like,
don't do it. I did it. I did it, So you
don't have to specifically like that, You're I don't even think I'm I think
specifically I'm not even eligible for like a draft. I mean even even even
despite the fact that I'm blind, which should probably be a major deciding factor.
You can't. You can't draft next generation, you can't drive next generation.
You can't well, you can't draft, especially because I'm like the only
child, like you cannot. Like, I don't know, I remember.
I don't remember the specifics of this, but and I might be totally wrong,
but I remember this being explained to me, so it might have been
a lie, but whatever, but I remember specifically, well, no,
well, Derek can anymore. You're still good. You can't all there your
past thirty. I definitely cannot be drafted. Like they're not drafted me.
They're gonna look at me like, oh, this guy has like fucking uh
intense anxiety and he can't see and he's five to four, Like what's the
fucking point of having this guy your stealthy man, your stealth I would I
would have. I would have a pretty good stealth bill to be fair.
But we're beyond you to be anxious. You can't fail. You'd be so
anxious you wouldn't be able to fail, Like, oh my god, I
gotta kill kill him. They put black ops. They put you in black
ops. Do they make you do some real serious ship. They would put
me in hispanic legit wet work, Like you're doing legit wet work like people
there are less people on the planet because of what you did. Exactly.
Yeah, they have crazy You get a fine putin right now. They're like
all right, dude, we yeah, only you can fit into this event
and poison the water supply for this small village that is small village. Yeah
yeah you be able to do it? Would you be able to do it?
Like you're like, hey, if I believed in what I was doing,
yeah I could, Like I could poison a village fall Nazis like easily,
you know what I mean? Like that wouldn't even that would not be
a problem for me. Yeah, I could do. But if I don't
believe in what's happening, like no, I will fail. I don't believe
in my stealth li abilities, man, because sometimes I try to be I
try to be one hundred percent quiet when JoJo's sleeping and I'm like, all
right, I'm just gonna creep around. And when I'm being so careful like
that, it makes me clumsy in a way that I'll accidentally drop something or
you know, I'm like, fuck, and I think I would. I
think I would easy get make too much noise. They're not bad, but
they need they must crack. And it's not like I talked to the doctor.
Oh no, your knees are not bad. It's just you're you have
like lactic ask whatever it's called it the build up in your knees. So
you stand up, they are gonna crack. They're just gonna crack. And
I'm like why, It's like, I don't know, that is very true.
That happens to me a lot too. My knees. Yeah, they
like if I inhale too hard, my chest cracks and I'm like, what
the fuck is this, I'm just find me. Yeah, you're like a
fucking You're like a fire cracker. Everybody's gonna be like, what's what's that
popping noises? I I I genuinely think I would be like like, but
the thing is, like it's we're beyond stealth at this point. Like they
would just have like a like if this was like World War one or something
or like even before then, like you know what I mean, like like
a medieval type medieval type ship. I would I would be set because like,
no one's gonna hear me. Man, Like, I'm really fucking good
at that. But they just put a fucking thermo goggles on, you know,
and then like oh there is you know, like oh, oh we
got fucking sonar like radar or whatever. By the way, do you know
that sonar will kill you? No? No, I had no fucking clue.
Like if you're if you are underwater and you're like let's say you're like
a diver or something and you're just swimming in the middle of the ocean.
I don't know why this would be the case, is dumb hypothetical, but
like you're swimming in the middle of the ocean and then some submarine lets out
of sonarar like a sonar thing, like you'll fucking explode or like you'll die
like a real quick because vibration so intense it just make you pop, yeah,
or something or something like that. But that's that's what I've never even
thought of it because I always sonar to me is just like kill the fishes.
It must kill the fish, It must fishes up, I think,
just blow up. I'm sure it kills any fish. Any fish that are
in the vicinity are probably getting fucked up, I imagine. Yeah, So
it's interesting. The test results showed no mortality associated with the sound exposure for
fish, so it doesn't kill fish, but it kills so maybe it's whales,
like maybe minimal motalierate. For human it's like what what? Oh?
So all right, so sorry, it can kill you if you get close
enough, Okay, okay, sorry, if if you're on top of it,
okay, yeah. Lethal noise can borre so yeah. Yeah. At
two hundred dicibels, the vibrations. At two hundred descibels, the vibrations can
rupture your lungs, and above two ten the lethal noise can bore straight through
your brain until it hemorrhages the delicate tissue. So two hundred dicibels is a
lot. That makes that makes sense. I mean that's what I listen.
That's what that's the that's what I listened to. Yeah, it's like the
average premium earbuds. Yeah yeah, my raycons go to two hundred decibels.
Ye yeah, I know. I don't have any weird costumes that I can
think of genuinely, like it's all you know, Oh yeah, what costume?
Is it weird? The last time I ever went triggor treating twenty ten.
I remember that because it was just grab whatever you can, grab whatever
you can. My my friend has a daughter, Great, I get to
get some candy. So I grabbed a pumpkin mask, a witch's hat or
something and a cape and had a sword. And I'm like, all right,
let's go icture of me that I was a white man for Halloween one
time. That's very on Instagram. Oh well, what are you serious?
I was a white man? Yes, well link it to me so I
can put in the show notes is crazy. Yeah, we can find it.
Link it so I could. I would love for people to see.
But I was like I had straight hair. I had like a can people
are people able to access your Instagram publicly? No? Not my not my
main one. Okay, they never they forget it. You know, I
don't need to put in show notes just uh yeah, because I don't.
Maybe I'll add it because I'll tell you what, if you find it,
I'll take a screenshot and I'll add it to the the the the the the
drive where the Tarzan video is that a lot of people have been asking for
and I but they can see the last people that's mad. There's people that
are mad that they never got to see it. I'm like, all right,
here you go. You can see it again for a limited time only.
That's crazy. It's ephemeral. People that want to see that insane.
When I was younger, I mean, you're still insane. We talked about
No. I'm like now, I'm like, I'm way more balanced mentally.
But when I was younger, I was crazy. Well, because you wanted
to you wanted to desperately be a white man. Is that it? Nah?
I never wanted to be a white man so much so that you you
cosplayed at them white man regularly. I was playing a white man every day,
this be in a white suit, my name Tanner Tanner. Hello,
unter, Hello, I'm Hunter Jamison Tanner Smith and I own uh many uh
plantations, and I wanted to be a white man from the fucking early nineteen
hundreds of late eighteen hundreds. It's like, yeah, hey, yeah,
Obama, Obamna, Lord of Drone Strikes, starring Ryan Gosling, Bryan Gossig,
as Barack Obama would go hard, You're funny, greeting hispanic Scott the
Wise, Black Peter Griffin, and communist revolutionary Derek longtime listener, much shorter
question this time. Out of the three of you, who does what in
the literal snark tank if it was an actual tank, who's the gunner driver,
guy who sucks off the crew, spot her, et cetera. Why
and why? Much love and thanks for helping my work commutes be more fun
and less depressing. Thanks for your thanks for your support, Obamna, Obama.
I was I was unaware of the sucking off one. That's a pretty
cool job, though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucker
yeah, he fucking I don't know, man, uh, I I do
say. I gotta say though this The main reason I picked this is because
it reminds me of something that I kind of I don't know, I'm kind
of sad fell by the wayside, which was the premise that we were all
just wanted like in this tank that we couldn't escape. That was like what
like I really loved. Specifically when we had Shoe on, I really doubled
down on it, where like we had a I made a whole like specialized
intro of like the tank treads getting fucked up and like stopping at shoes door.
And I really liked that because I had like in that episode, I
had like tank noises in the background, like really really low so you could
kind of hear it, and there's like a fire campfire and all that stuff.
I really love that. But the second it went video, the second
we got video, it just didn't make any sense. So like I was
just like, ah, man, I'm kind of sad of that that stopped
because it was it was kind of fun, but well, shit, we
have to find a sponsor to uh build us a tank, yeah to yeah,
to deck out your studios like we're inside to take That'd be cool as
hell. Man, if I could afford, Dude, if I could,
if I could afford that, I would absolutely turn this room into like the
like would be like green gross lights, like sitting around it like a military,
like a military dark green with like those interrogator headlamps you know. Oh
yeah, and we're just sitting at like an interrogation table. Somebody out there
would would be willing to invest in the show and do it. I don't
know them yet, us. I mean if I had a lot of you
know, I had a lot of I was connected to Notch at one point,
you know, not fucking supported my original Patreon, which just crazy,
and then he dropped off because I was because I was too uh liberals or
whatever. Yeah yeah, but but imagine, imagine we could have had Minecraft
money. Yeah yeah, yeah, that would be great, sold it off
and then here you go. Here, here, Chris, there's some and
here's some Minecraft money. Here you go. I would like to I would.
I would want to be the spotter, but I wouldn't want to wear
my glasses, so I would be like I would so I would like Squint,
and I'd be like I think, like I think there's one get innocent
creatures blown the course, you just get innocent and minded business creatures, Like
I think that's a living thing. Boom, yeah, but I didn't know
no better. Though I know no better, I don't want to better.
I just want to run everything over. I would run like you'll be the
deviate from the path, Like you just one straight? What is the quickest
way to get to where we need to go? So then you cut through
all the buildings, line straight line. The idea if there's if there's a
mountain, we're going to try to sky him up and we're just gonna go
just go straight. Is the idea of the idea of being in a fucking
like I've always thought about this, like when I see like chases and cars
go inside people's houses, Like, dude, what do you do? Like,
what do you do when there's a car in your living room? I
thought a loppens. Then my childhood street, I thought about that a lot
because we lived on a busy street where there were accidents on the corner on
the intersection of our street every other fucking day, and so I was just
thinking, like, yeah, the car's gonna cream doorhouse any day. Now.
Luckily it didn't happen, though, he s u V on top of
your sofa, Like what do I always think about it? Start? I
always think about it from the perspective of like people who live in buildings are
like kind of adjacent to highways, you know, like where like if somebody
like barrels off, Like imagine you're on the like you're on the seventh You're
on the seventh floor of some building, and you got like a seventh floor
apartment. You're like, man, and then a fucking cam where he falls
in your living room, Like that's nuts, It's just gotta be he came
home from a hard day's work and then a fucking car just slams into your
fucking a chance to relax when you got home and the car was already there,
No, no, in the time, in the time that it took
you to get from the elevator to get from the in the elevators upstairs,
Now there's a car in your house. I would have just stayed where I
was. Yeah, it's so disappointed to think about your like you can't relax
for forever. Now, Like when when are you gonna be able to actually
relax? You gotta move out. You gotta move out. I mean you
gotta get another deposit a ready, Oh my god, Like at that point,
maybe maybe you just just ended Like I'm too tired to deal with this.
You tell the person you better start that car and drive out of my
apart right now, right now, back up. They're like, floor,
I don't care, back up, back up right now. I'm gonna suit
you, oh man, right right now. Yeah, we'll do. Two
of these are well, one of them is pretty quick, so we're gonna
we'll do We'll do three more. These are one more real one and two
really quick ones. Doctor Rokoknick's obscene peen machine running. He says, how's
it going? My three favorite distractions? My question is this. Let's say
there is a new reality TV show that brings together five Internet celebrities to live
together in a house for ten weeks in a similar style to Big Brother.
The twist is that while the celebrities are told that millions will be watching on
a daily basis, there are no cameras and no footage whatsoever. Basically,
the people will just be removed from society for almost three months, just for
shits and giggles, to give the world some peace from them. Which five
reprehensible bastards are you throwing into this house so that we can live without there
for a while? Live with Alex Jones Pokey Maine Pokes, not just the
team star because like Pokemon would have no business there, so she would just
be the most out of Like why am I here, Pokeyman? And then
who else? I'm at four? Right? Yeah? Who else? No?
No, okay, So I'll switch Pokemon for Sniper Wolf. Why you
already? You already need one more? And then I'll have I'll have what's
her name? Uh, Gabby Hannah there as well she's already gone. Yeah,
didn't she dead? But she's crazy her in a long time? Or
only do the Miranda Sings lady is also someone who's gone. Then I think
she's dead too, d Yeah, they're all dead? So here Okay,
so I got I got some right okay? Yeah? Uh Ethan Ralph okay
out of here my local damn. Yeah. But like the thing about that
is like even Ralph being gone for prociety would be good. But then also,
like in that house, there's going to be a lot of stories that
leak out of it afterwards, so you'll still have that lore. You know,
you still have a bunch of stories. Sorry, there won't be footage
of it, but like there will still be so Ethan Ralph, you got
get it. We gotta get Boogie out of here. I'm getting tired of
seeing him. I'm getting tired. It's it's getting sad, like it's just
too pathetic. I can't, I can't. I just can't be fun.
I can't be fun to see any more of this. I don't want to
see another video of this man begging on his knees. You know it's it's
no right. So keem star for sure killing and I don't know, man,
I'm kind of stuck on the other the other two. The other two,
definitely Sniper Wolf is up there for me. Get get her at it.
Alex Jones, bro Alex Jones has already gone that what I'm saying,
Yeah, he got the platforms like crazy. I haven't heard anything. I
think he might be dating Blair White or something. I don't know, but
like that's it. So but I don't know that. I don't know number
five. I'm having a hard time thinking to number five. I gotta be
honest, dream oh yeah, easily, I get him out of here.
What is he doing? Do you see him like at his concert where he
was like no, I can't, I didn't see what happened. It's not
that crazy you know, oh yeah, Okay, it wasn't that he was
just cringe. It was just like he was doing this thing where he was
like sitting on the ground and he was like acting like really coy where he
was like he was like talking to his fans and he felt like it's like
he did he did that on stage like he was crying or something that he
was like, I'm so overwhelmed by all the support And was this like without
his thang on the mask or whatever. Yeah, it was without his mask.
Yeah, Dream looks like fifty different people from like like every angle I
see, if Dream looks like a different person. I've been told that I
have this quality as well, where like people for like if I if people
see me from the side, I look different from the front, like I've
been told this, but I and I never really understood that until I saw
Dream, where it's like you look like Rumpel Stiltskin, Shane Dawson and neither
of them at the same time, and you're very confused Shane Dawson were I
was like, Oh, this is this guy smokes cock that's all that's Uh.
That picture of him where it see that picture of him where he looks
relatively normal. And then there's another picture from the from that exact moment,
from a different angle where it looks like his head is like extruded forward and
he's got like a Minecraft cube head. It's so strange. Dream If I
type in dream weird head, we will it's just him give somebody a blow.
Like what is this the first Google choice? Yeah, can't what I
remember? Okay, so here here it is. Yeah, yeah, I
typed to dream weird head and it immediately came up. So I'm gonna post
I'm gonna post a link in uh in riverside. This is absolutely like I'm
not trying to body shame, right, but it's just it's just it's a
strange image, a strange image. Quite It's wild, though, isn't it.
You know what I'm saying. Does he look it looks so strange,
he looks his head looks like Roosevelts. He looks he doesn't even look like
a real person from the side I'm saying. So what I'm saying, it's
like that's a different fucking versus that is weird. That is very fucking true.
Though. Like the first image, like the first image is like,
hello, welcome to ship. Hello, Welcome to Applebee's. And the other
one is like, hey, you guys, it's fucking crazy. It's a
crazy head. He's got a crazy head. It's able cops head. Do
you remember meeting were you? Do you remember meeting Did you meet quble Cop?
I ran into him? Do you remember when we were all like laughing
at his head? I don't think I was there. Cop has such a
profoundly like gargantuan head. It's crazy. It's like it's like if you put
Finn wolf Heart's real head on a bobblehead like it was. It's nuts.
It's fucking crazy. I feel bad about that because Cop has been doing this
weird AI ship and it's all very cringe. But yeah, so whatever,
that guy sucks. That guess sucks. I've called cunt for a long time.
But yeah, I'll combined all my answers to you guys. That's yeah,
that same ship. There we go. That's my answer. All right,
Just just two more quick ones, Marcus shortened. Well, with the
holidays upon us, can we expect any gay parody Christmas songs? I can't
say for sure, but I feel like the answer is yes. I feel
like it's going to be so easy to do. Uh that it's just like
we we should we we should probably start deciding that now and then just like
record in early December, and so that way we'll have something for Christmas with
Jack. Well we we I mean, we we gotta figure out well also,
you know, this ship would something. The offer for that is still
up. But you know, he's obviously he's got more important things to do
than dick around with us on on a song. Hopefully, once all that's
settled down, you know, whether that be for Christmas or some time in
the future, we can get him, get him on to do a track
and you know, once he's all settled and all that stuff. But yeah,
I think we can safely say there will be a Christmas song. Yeah.
It's been long enough now too that I feel like it would be like
a nice little like yeah, dude, that'd be that'd be. Oh for
sure. I want to say this, No I shouldn't, No, I
will, I will for sure. Down with the Dickness will be out very
soon after this comes out. I'm just gonna say that, because Around with
the dick miss come on the front, and then there's that and then rain
Deep. This is the last question, Rain Deep Kang wrote, and he
says, suck gay Lords, Lord of the Gays. Yeah, are we
going to have any more guests on the show before the end of the year.
I hope you can guys get it, either John Tront or Actman.
It's not planned, but these things kind of tend to come together pretty quick,
so I don't know. I mean, it could be possible. I
think Actman would totally be down to come on. I think I've talked I
haven't. Yeah, I haven't talked to John in a while, but I
think I could probably reach out and see what he's doing. Maybe it's like,
Look, honestly, what I'm really focused on is kind of keeping our
momentum going and also just the fact that, like, look, we're on
a good cadence right now with the show. It's doing mega well. You
guys have really turned out in like a way that is honestly a little shocking
to see and it's very exciting. But I also want to make sure that
we can adhere to the schedule that we've set up for ourselves for the remainder
of the year without necessarily complicating it too much. Because next year we want
to do a lot more. There's a lot of stuff in the works.
We're planning on potentially doing more in person stuff where we want to have merch
for next year, and definitely more guests next year as well. So I
don't want to make any concrete promises that we will have another guest on by
the end of the year, because our focus is just on consistency right now.
But it is possible. I will say it's possible that we will at
least have one guest. I think that's good. I like the idea of
having one guest that would be involved in the Game of the Year discussion.
Oh yeah, Oh, totally get act man on that. Man, Yeah,
I'll hit him up. Cool opinion, and I'll be like, it's
wrong, it's wrong. Game of a Year obviously, Sly Cooper three,
obviously, Modern Warfare three. Shut up, it's obviously. Darren Aronofski's The
Whale on VHS. Yeah, that's uh, you know, that'd be a
dope ass game. Though. That would not be a dope game at all,
Dude. It's just death stranding. But the whole game is just one
apartment and it's really hard to move through it. Dude. That movie is
so so like, I watched that movie and I was like, yo,
I watched that. I watched that, laughed a lot, watch that movie
on a can I say something? I watched that. But my friends took
me to that movie for my birthday, for my twenty ninth birthday. They
were like, come, let's go watch the Whale that is and then let's
and then let's go to a bar afterwards. It was funny, it was
it was hilarious. I'm glad I it was a it was a good idea
because just this story of that it was a birthdays near mixed, so it
was mixed. We were like, it was mixed. It was doing things
at the bar for Mike heyt. Yeah, there's nothing funny about that movie.
The movie is depressing, bro, It's well and the exact the very
end of that movie is hilarious. Of the movie. I audibly laughed out
loud, like the last the last five seconds. If Darren Aronofski's The Whale
on VHS, is it never came out of VHS? VHS, dude,
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fucking that is going out of your way to do that. It's funny way
to watch the whale on PSP is so I can't think of a more out
of It's like out of pocket or out of the element way to watch something
Twitter. It's like watching Oppenheimer on Twitter, or like Shrek in like a
Holocaust museum, like it's it's so wrong. I don't know anyway, but
yeah I think hay Now in German, I don't know. I actually don't
know. I don't know any German at all. All I know is any
of the German that I know from Ackville by Ramstein, and that's it.
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Yell, you're a rock star. Get your game. Yeah. The rest
of it is in English, just confused for no reason. Get your game
on, go play. All right, let's let's move on, let's get
out, let's get it out of here. Let's read our almost for our
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Have you got a particular can't can't keep a job? That's okay, that's
okay. The ideas of a pictures like wow, who painted this? I
really hope they went to art school? And it's like, what the Honestly,
there's so many there's so many arguments about like whether or not you're going
back in time to kill baby Hitler. It's just like, why not just
go back in time and convince the art people to just let him in?
And it's just like you you avoid the Holocaust and you don't kill a baby.
Yeah, a lot of people have bloodlust though, that's why they're just
like they always think about that kill baby Hitler. You know, it's crazy.
What if you con hit into someone way worse? It would work?
I feel like that's works. Yeah, you know what it would be?
Uh exactly what would be? You would go and back in time to kill
baby Hitler. He's in the nursery being I don't know nurse, and you
come in and you spike him into the ground and then you'll run away into
into a portal and then Hitler's dad will run in and he'll be like,
what the fuck what happened or whatever? And then some other guy will will
yell at you before you disappear into the into the portal. He goes,
do that, do that, and then you'll disappear, and and all he'll
hear is Jew Jew there, Jew there. And then he's and now he's
mega Hitler because he's an adult at that point, so like he's like fucking
like he's he's hell bent on like stopping the Jews because they killed his little
baby boy. He's loving Hitler. Is this fucking terminator? Is this?
Yeah, it just starts the cyclog Yeah, the idea of like I like
it, like not saying that this would happen, but let's say you kill
Hitler and then all of those people lived, and amongst them there's like one
or two really evil motherfuckers that didn't get wiped out, or they give birth
to a really evil dude, and then he that's the gamble. That's the
gamble, all the like, I don't know the blacks. That's crazy,
but will be like I'm fine with that. Alright, let's let's get through
the credits. I'm hungry, I'm really I've been recording for five straight hours.
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think we talked about on the show before, but like the idea of this
you who ceo seeing that being like, oh, you've got to be kidding,
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