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Hey, look happy, relax.
You know what, it's crazy. I'm

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so like I am. Do you
guys remember don Imus Is that sound familiar

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to you? Not? Not really? Don Imis was like a radio I

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think. I think it was like
a radio guy. And it was like

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in two thousand and nine he got
in trouble for he called this women's basketball

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team a bunch of nappy headed that's
right, that's right. I don't know.

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I didn't know that was him,
but that line is completely embedded in

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my brain. I actually, like, yeah, it's every time I hear

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the word nappy, I think of
that, like it like all of the

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specifics of that that event get drawn
back out of my conscious. It's insane

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that he said that it was it
was. You can't even say that was

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like a lapse in judgment because it
was not. He Also, it wasn't

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that he just said they were nappy
said they were hoes too, like nappyheaded

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hose. Like okay, yeah,
I remember that was a big deal.

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I've been watching female basketball. Bro. Look, man, I'm gonna be

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real and be real with you and
be real with you. There was like

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eighth graders, duncan I think if
we had them at a young age play

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with the boys as well. They
might be, they might be. They

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may be pretty decent. Man,
I'm pretty decent at a young age,

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at a young age, not not
not to ship them to the NBA out

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of nowhere, Like if you bring
them up playing with dudes, I think

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they might be pretty decent, dude, they just won't. There's a lot

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of I even actually I made a
video since I went to My mom's a

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lifelong fan of WNBA. Uh.
My mom's also extremely by so it it's

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part for the course where if you've
ever been in one of those shows,

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if you've ever gotten to women's basketball, half of the audience, they're just

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just a bunch of like lesbians enjoying
some like good fundamentals with some giant women,

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U you know, on relatively giant
you know what I mean. And

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but the thing is, there's a
bunch of it you could have made.

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You guys, could have never talked
about the w NBA once and the algorithm

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would have made you get hundreds of
thousands of views because everyone in Unison is

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just telling them, please just lower
the basket by like half a foot,

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just lower the basket, even just
a little bit because it's not about it's

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not about the shooting. It's about
what people really want to see, which

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are fantastic dunks. And because that's
the main thing that's missing and the main

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major difference, because the fundamentals are
all there, Well, no they jam

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they be jamming it now, like
no, no, no, they don't.

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They don't. They do the Derek. I want to the all startups.

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I understand. Look at I can
say baseball is awesome by watching highlights.

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That is that is the completest.
I just finished watching a calibers on

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Utah thing, a bunch of highlights, and the fucking the highlights and the

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centers they jam it. They are
so few and far between. It is

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ridiculously sad. And that's why like
highlights, Like I said, highlights are

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great. Highlights made me think Batman
versus Superman or a trailer was gonna be

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this movie is gonna be fucking amazing, you know what I'm saying, Like

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it's so, but then you actually
watch the thing. You watch a basketball

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game. I'm at the All Star
Game this year. My mom came up

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to Vegas this year. Okay,
yeah, we came up to Vegas.

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Brady Grinder's back. She can't dunk. It was the laziest, saddest fucking

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dunk I ever saw her do.
It was so I was like, this

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ship it makes me even. It
just makes me, long story short,

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it makes me sad that it's just
you. You all know, maybe maybe

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can and you're you're tall enough to
where dunking was always accessible to you.

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Yes, that's always successible to you. But somebody like me where it's like,

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I would be happy if I can
even touch the rim with my with

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my middle finger, which is the
highest thing. You know. So you

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think about these women on average,
that they're there, if they're even six

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foot, right, it's hard for
this song. It's just not there.

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And I have no idea how we
got here. I really have no idea.

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You can talk about Boie and we
started talking about I have no idea

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where this came from at all.
It just hit me right now, come

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from ball I look at I want
them, dude, I want them to

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make more money. You do you
know the n B A bro, bro,

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the disparity, the disparity and pay
is believe try either because the NBA,

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no, no, no, the
NBA. You're right, You're right,

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you're right right, I know your
point, Chris. The disparity is

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is insane, Chris, Like you
probably don't understand how redid like credited the

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NBA brings in way more money and
understanding of that, understanding of that,

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but as pro athletes, as just
pro athletes, that is such low amounts

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of money. Thinks the money you
make as a pro athlete is determined on

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how many people give a ship.
So of course then isn't going to make

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a lot of money. They don't. They don't make money. It is

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literally they lose money. The NBA
loses money to subsidize the WNBA. That

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that is the thing that the that
the women, these fucking fine athletes won't

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come to terms with because the thing
is, I'm like, yo, if

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you guys want to make like a
real honest living and be like millionaires and

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all this stuff, except for just
the top zero zero point one percent of

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the people in the WNBA that get
all the sponsorships and stuff, you all

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got to lower the rim. You
got to. You have to. They

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don't want you because they feel so
disrespectful. But I say, hey,

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I think I watch, hey,
look at there isn the Lingerie Football League

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is on YouTube right now, and
those chicks fucking go hard. Now it

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looks kind of like sexist because they're
wearing lingerie, but these are top at

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that are killing motherfuckers. And I've
seen greasy, fat lifelong football players be

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like, Yo, this shit's actually
pretty good. You know, Normally the

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guy would be, oh, fuck
these dumb bitches throwing these balls. There

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are a bunch of pussy ass bitches. Go clean my house, you know,

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they would say this, but they
were like, Yo, this is

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actually now if the women did that
in the WNBA, where it's like,

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you know, let's lower this a
little bit, do three sixty dunks and

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shit, I'm at the fucking games, dude. And I think if they

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had women and men play together,
and like if they grew up playing with

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each other, because I think it's
I knew girls that can ball, man,

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I knew playing the girls that can
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physical notes about it. They would
be they'd be a little they'd be a

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little adhered to. I love your
optimism, I really, but I really

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do think they can do it,
man. I love is that insane.

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I've played basketball for years of my
life, seven years, like a lot

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of I have a lot of greatnecdotal
evidence. I'm sure you have a lot

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of great change. Reality change,
the fundamental reality of what what the disparity

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is there, you know, because
they just don't they don't they don't have

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the middle narrative. They so these
women are at the top of their game,

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just like say when you go in
the Olympics, those women are at

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the top of their game. They
are, and you know it's it's people

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always say, it's like, bro, it's not sexy, It's just reality.

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I think though, I think I
understand there's reality sweat where like,

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you're not going to have a female
fucking power forward running knocking niggas like Lebron

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James aside. But that's one hundred
percent right though. You're not going to

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have You're not going to have like
so women, So what can they do

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against a league full of people who
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at a power forward position? Just
like I would explain it. I think

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if women were trained the same,
like if they played as with men growing

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up, I think the female league
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just prompt more better, It would
be better players true, absolutely, and

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like like more aggressive basketball players,
because yeah, probably absolutely, because I've

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seen playing of girls. I could
play basketball very well obviously when it comes

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to driving the lane or something like
that. And it's fucking me when I

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was like fucking two hundred and like
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that just closing the lane. But
like, ay, bitch, you know,

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going anywhere else, I'm sorry,
clearly that would be like a different

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thing. But like I've I've seen
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I've seen girls take the try drive
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unfortunate. I'm like, damn,
dude, y'all are good at basketball,

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like you were actually really good at
basketball. It is that no one's gonna

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watch you be good at basketball unfortunately. See look at here's here's the interesting

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thing. It's just when there's a
counterpart that is so vastly different. It's

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like say, people like women's tennis
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but there isn't like a vast the
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the NBA is so incredibly different.
Because of that, the above the rim

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play is non existent in the w
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a giant part of the game that
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make up for it. And unlike
saying, even in football, women can

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hit each other extremely hard, and
that's what people really want to see.

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They want to see people get cracked. So when you want to female soccer,

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gloe blay female soccer, that's the
only one, because soccer, well,

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female soccer is may one rough in
male soccer, but it's because of

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the fact that you can you can
play that relatively the same way or like,

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it's it's not that much disparity in
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good point though, actually pointing that
out, because I know there's a pretty

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big gap in in in football soccer, uh where the women complain about getting

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not getting paid as much, when
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difference fundamentally, so I kind of
have to eat my words by because they

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people don't watch them that much on
average. When say, Ronaldo and fucking

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Messy are infinity billionaires and the women
are not. Soccer players are so rich

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it's f fucking madot. I thought
baseball players were rich. Bro I thought,

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which they are. Baseball players are
extremely well. The thing is that

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contract wise, contract wise, the
contract usually scale. It usually like football

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contracts, then baseball contracts, and
then long term basketball contracts. Yeah,

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they're still rich, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, they're all rich.

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Football players are in like silly like
soccer player means like they're insanely because

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they're getting paid euro millions of the
sport is so famous. Yeah, that's

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the thing. It's not about euros. It's about the fact that like everywhere

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respects its except like we're like the
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respect It's like, honestly and genuinely, it's because we can't play because like

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we don't. We don't we don't
care about it because we don't have a

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good team to do to do it. Why you know, there's not there

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aren't fields where black children play in
America. That's why if there were big

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soccer fields where black children could play, we would dominate that sport too.

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Black people don't care about soccer.
Yet Black Americans don't care. Once we

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start caring about Black Americans don't care
about way about soccer. World Cup,

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and they don't get it man,
once we once, we once we convince

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Black Americans to play soccer over they
just don't because I remember even in middle

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school, they played soccer in sixth
grade. Sixth grade, all me and

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all my friends are playing soccer,
and then as soon as we got a

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little bit of hair on our balls, soccer was gone. Nobody cared about

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it anymore. It was just football
and basketball. It's crazy. It's crazy

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to see like what sports people take
seriously and what sports don't and what sports

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people don't take seriously because they all
are, like, they all seem equivalently

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dumb to me, Like when I
look at like, yeah, exactly,

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like what Like you look at kickball
or something, It's like that's obviously a

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kid's game, but like why yeah, like why it's like, uh,

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kickball is literally baseball with kicking a
fucking ball, Like it's not it could

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literally be taken just as seriously like
the game cricket. Cricket is the dumbest

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fucking thing ever. Cricket is.
It is so complicated for no motherfucking reason.

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Bro being Jamaican and going to Jamaican
and playing cricket with those savages,

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Dude. I've seen people catch the
ball with their bare heads and I tried

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to do that, and I screamed, like Tom the cat bro that ball

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hurts so much when it makes contact
with your body. And they just good

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job underhand, throw it like a
fucking eighty five yards. I'm like,

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what is wrong? What is It's
weird? It's weird, man, They're

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they're because I feel like there's a
disparity. I feel like there's a disparity

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between certain sports and how fun they
are to play versus how fun they are

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to watch, or like how satisfying
they are to play versus how satisfying they

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are to watching. Know what I
mean? Yeah, Like I feel like,

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like I've played football before. I
don't find it fun at all.

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It's like a lot of waiting and
fucking Like I just don't give a shit

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about it even slightly. But I
I could watch football. I don't give

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a shit about it still, but
I could watch it and be like like,

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oh, okay, I know what's
going on and pay attention to it.

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Soctom, I actually have a lot
of fun watching sincerely. But that's

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honestly because it's just so. It's
just especially if it's if it's like a

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round where it just the ball does
not stop. It almost feels like there's

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like a I don't want to say
a dragon ball quality necessarily, but it's

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just like it's insane watching people like
do like we're fucking flip kicks and it's

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just like they it's wild. But
soccer is the most watch on Yeah,

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I I because when I was one
of my first girlfriends played soccer and so

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I would go to her games.
And I didn't care about sports at all

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back then. I still don't,
but like I remember watching, like sitting

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there at the games, and initially
it felt like, man, I don't

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you know, I'm here to support
my girlfriend or whatever, so like I'm

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not really that investive, but I
was watching. I was like, this

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is fucking crazy. But the scores
would always be like one zero or like

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two two one, you know what
I mean, the scores themselves game outside

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of America, outside of America,
and it's it is a fucking X episode

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of life. I just need Don't
Field to be as small as a hockey

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rink and then I would love soccer. That was my only guy who got

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his next like I got a hockey
rink. That was that guy. I

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don't know what they're gonna charge him
with. Though, yeah, really this

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isn't the this isn't the first time
this has happened to but this is the

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first time someone died from it.
This is a very old footage of this

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happened to some dude and then you
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It looks terrible, but he just
got like a horrible cut, which

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made it look way worse than it
actually was. This dude, same thing

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happened, he died, They made
it to the hospital, he didn't make

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it. And it was one of
those things where people and and this is

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the most unfortunate thing too, a
lot of people. He's black. The

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gentleman that did it is black,
so it became an incredibly racial event.

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Man, it was so clearly an
accident, though, ye see a lot

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of people want to say, I
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and so they're saying it like he
looked like he tried to, like,

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oh, I might as well hurt
somebody while while this, uh, this

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collision is happening. I just I
don't think so. Only he knows for

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sure, the guy. But usually
if you're playing a sports you don't want

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to actually kill somebody, and you
hurt people though you are told to hote

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people like, I mean, hockey
is one of those ridiculous sports where they

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sanction like punching each other in the
face barbaric. Yeah, what's what's that?

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What's that saying it's like fighting outside
of a hockey rink is wrong.

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It's like I've heard that. I've
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yeah, that's the only place where
it's like fine where you can just gord.

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Hockey is barbaric. Nord foot soccer
is this The reason they let them

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do it is because you can't really
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punch properly since you're on skates,
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reason that because if it was,
like say, if you were in anything

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else that just had ground grass,
you can actually dig your heels in and

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punch like with real force and people
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people are kind of just getting kind
of cut up, mostly because it's knuckles

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and you can't you can't you can't
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moving around on the fucking floor.
It's the silliest thing saib each other and

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try to like literally momentum into the
pot. It's fucking it's hilarious watching them

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fight each other. It's so silly. That's guy. Yeah, it sucks

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man something that like And now they're
they're gonna suggest having uh pads on their

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necks you don't don't have? That's
gonna look like how is that not obvious?

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Though? Like not happen enough.
I guess it doesn't happen enough to

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where they're like, oh, we're
good, because like is gonna get that

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far like uh to that far off
the ground to hit somebody in the head.

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My thought is that's still so not
precautionary because of because you have something

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as sharp as a people collide with
all the time. I see people have

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seen two humans with each other and
their shoes came off after they hit each

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other, like ship like that can
happen, Like why would they tied shoes?

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What do you mean to guard you
through on the ice? What about

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that that game? People would get
hurt far hard. That would be such

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a really that would be amazing to
see. I would to see. So

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I guess there has to be a
YouTube video of someone trying to rollerblade on

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ice, it would just be it
would just be a laugh track constantly.

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It's probably there was no there be
no control, no control at all on

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where they're going, even slightly.
You have this rolling surface on a surface

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that isn't that's crazy. I can't
get an attraction on ice from those wheels,

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Yes, you can't get an I
heard some physicists. I heard some

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physicists explaining like how ice skates work, and it like really kind of upset

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me because it's because it's just not
I always assume it's like, oh,

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you're carving and you're like kind of
cutting into the ice, you know what

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I mean, and that's why you
can go forward. What Apparently it's like

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it's like a really high pressure point
that melts the ice and then freezes it

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instantly to keep you on track.
And that's really upsetting. I don't like

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thinking about that. I don't like
thinking about it. I don't like think

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of it. People who are much
smarter than every single one of us.

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Quite frankly, we're talking about it, and I was like, I can't.

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I can't fucking deal with this right
now. It was like it was

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like when I was listening to this
interview with like a blind person saying he's

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never he's never seen before, so
he doesn't understand the nature of like perspective,

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Like he doesn't understand that, like
an object gets smaller as it goes

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further away. He can't fathom it
because he's never seen anything. Yeah,

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that sense, that's no, it's
I mean, I can't imagine that at

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all. You can't imagine it,
but you can understand the idea of why

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saying that, because I can understand
I can understand the idea of why saying

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that. But I also can't imagine
what his perception of reality is. If

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that's if he can't I can't imagine, can't do that, That's what I'm

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saying. That's like, that's fucking
crazy, just like I can't imagine spending

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uh seven dollars on cryptocurrency, uh
like a good pal, like catching several

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l's and he's he's in He's in
l hell right now. It's crazy.

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It's just that I'm so fucking hell
it's crazy. Every time I log into

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Twitter or YouTube, something new surrounding
him is happening, because you just can't

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stop. But what's happening over here
degenerate. I love that. I love

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that's Ellen degenerate because that that to
me is I was like, can I

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make this like a song or a
band name or something I don't know,

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like just it just sounds like it's
possible. POSSI from the rights from the

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ashes in in yeah, oh no
boogie radio silent for like half a year.

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Like what if he takes like a
year off, right, he comes

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back, he's down like maybe like
seventy five pounds. Yeah, that's what

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everybody wants, because that's the thing, that's what everybody wants at this point.

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Everybody feels like he would have to
be as thin as I am for

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anybody to be convinced that he's made. But he's down some weight, like

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noticeably, you know, he would
have to be he would have to be

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Eugenia Cooney like for no, stop
stop it, stop it like because because

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because I feel I feel like I
just okay, so hold on just before

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before we get before we get crazy
wrapped up in this, we did an

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episode I don't We're still toying around
on how we're going to organize these episodes

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where some recording some in advance and
pushing pushing, some for later, but

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in one of the previous episodes he
did. One of the more recent ones,

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we did kind of talk in depth
about the Boogie documentary in an episode.

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Even before that we can touched on
in a little bit. Apparently more

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has happened that I don't are you
what are you drinking? It's a it's

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a caffeinated beverage like that has like
the exact blue hue of something that looks

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like wildly delicious, Like I don't
know, there's something about that that looks

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really fucking good. I look like
you're drinking the sky. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. Don't you hate Don't you
hate the color blue that like cleaning

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shit is because it looks delicious always. The color blue that I make,

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not not wind decks, winds looks
grossery because it's so blue. But that's

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like looks like a melted a melted
like a melted candy to me. You

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know, the the what are they
called those frozen pops either just in those

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long sticks, It looks like that
when they're melted, you kind of want

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to just you know, drink it
real quick. Yeah, they're called I

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forgot what they're called, but those
frozen they're like long drink it. Yeah,

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I've almost been bad incrementally. You
can, you can. You can

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finish a bottle in like maybe three
months. Yeah, I'm bad. Take

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it and you fucking hurt. Take
a hit a wind. That's like,

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it's fucking listerine. I don't know, you gotta but yeah, So so

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we did, we did mention it. But apparently more, apparently more did

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happen with Boogie that I'm not aware
of. I saw somebody saying I don't

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remember who the fuck it was with
somebody I follow on Twitter was like,

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there's a video of Boogie begging on
his knees somewhere, like, what the

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fuck is going on? So apparently
that's I don't know what that is.

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So it's it's pretty simple. So
what happened is, so my boy Rich

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from your view tech USA man him, I want you, I I want

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to I want to maybe podcast with
him at some point, just because I

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only I want to exclusively talk to
him about twenty fourteen when he he there

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was a bad transaction with a guy
named Big Cheese. I don't know if

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you guys know about that whole that
whole side to me, it was one

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of the funnest things in the Internet
because he was kind of on the rise

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your Vecheck USA and then all this
kind of like dampered his but he kind

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of recovered in these over million subs
on everything. But there was a there

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was a transaction. There was a
guy and I'm just doing long story short,

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he was buying a PC from a
dude named Big Cheese. He was

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going to pay through advertisement. The
Big Cheese wanted to blow up a channel

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a little more, so he was
supposed to do a certain amount of advertisement

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Transactionally, something went wrong and then
it was like Big Cheese made some videos

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being like yo, what the fuck, like this dude owes me this,

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this, that keep the PC.
I just want my I want my advertisement.

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And it got to the point where
everybody was shitting on him and uh

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Rich he disabled or banned certain words
like big cheese, two hundred dollars,

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all this stuff. So the communities
were just going in the comments sections being

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like calling large cheddar and like finding
ways around to say it was big Cheese

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two hundred dollars. It was so
fucking funny reading the comic sections. And

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then a bunch of people were making
review tech related channels essentially kind of trolling

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the comic section like there was there
was a bunch of them, like review,

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you know whatever, but the best
one and I'll get back to this

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the best one because it was the
it was the shittiest one. It was

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just review hard R like review Inward
USA was the channel's name. I fucking

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laughed so hard. It's one of
my favorite Internet things that ever happened.

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And not enough people have have catalog
that moment. It's so lazy, so

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low effort to just review. But
anyway, so Rich does live streams.

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Okay, so he does. So
he does live streams, and Boogie stopped

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buying the live stream. Kam started
started freaking out because Keemstar owns a podcast

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that has a boogie Wings of Redemption
and uh uh. Tommy C who used

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to do a podcast with King Star
it's called the Low Cow Live Podcast,

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and so he didn't want it to
go on there because he's like, hey,

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you're spilling all this tea that people
could find out on the podcast.

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What are you doing? Then Muda
comes on, uh richest stream, and

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Muda and Boogiey been having beef for
whatever reason. I don't know exactly why.

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I just know that there was something
like, oh, Boogie contacted his

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wife do Jangles. I don't know
if you know where I'm good friend.

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Yeah she's from. Yeah she's from
She's from the She's from the SoCal and

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uh so it was. It was. It was a big thing where it's

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like, you're contacting my wife.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Keemstar loses

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his fucking mind in a way that
I've actually really haven't seen in years.

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Does he bring up Alex He's no, he damn near almost did. But

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he is going like, god damn
it. So it's voice messages. He

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sends them to Boogie. Keemstar is
being like, god damn it, you're

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so fucking stupid. You have a
monetizable podcast where you can have arguments with

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Muda and you're going on richest dream, you fucking retard. I hate you

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so much, kill yourself. This
all like everything that I'm saying verbatim.

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He's just going off, I hate
you so much, like fuck you die,

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and I'm like yo, He's screaming, and then ye Boogie being all

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like, well I understand, sorry, Like whatever you want. Then Keepstar

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goes. You need to have your
girlfriend film you getting on your hands and

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knees, begging and saying I'm sorry
to me and everybody else involved with the

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podcast. And then he does he
literally like I'm sorry, and I was

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like, bro, stop, I
stop it. Yeah, I can't.

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I can't. He's broken. He's
broken. He is. That is.

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Look, I've met clinically. Look, man, I lost I lost a

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girl that was really close to me. I was clinically depressed. I know

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what clinical depression really feels like,
and that feels like so that's the wrong

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thing. But I'm so I'm so
adjacent to it that like I see what

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Yeah, and like the way that
he behaves, I'm like, I don't

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see this as a broken man.
I see this as a glutton for punishment.

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I see this as like what is
the opposite of like like sadism,

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like like the heroism and then there's
the hedonism and is maschism right, that's

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like the self one? Whatever?
I think whichever, I'm I'm whatever.

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You guys know what I'm trying.
It's weird, man, It's it's weird.

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Like he's obsessed with like the like
harming his own image and he's he's

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so hungry for attention. It's yeah, it's embarrassing. Man. That's so

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funny though, Like I didn't know
you had a podcast where he's with all

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these fucking losers. Yeah. Yeah, those guys are so sad. I

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feel like my heart is like,
dude, someone help him. I just

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but he doesn't want help though,
So I don't feel that way. I

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don't feel I don't feel like he's
had multiple opportunities, like you can tell

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at one point. It's the reason
why anybody would get a gastric bypass,

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because they truly do want to change
anyone that would put that type of money

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in effort, because you got to
get to the first and foremost when you

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get a gastric bypass, you have
to prove to the doctor that you can

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get to a certain level so that
you're gonna take it seriously, because obviously

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it's just a waste of time,
waste of everybody's time. Uh. They

403
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:52.680
don't just want money because it's it's
a it's like we need blah blah blah.

404
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:57.480
So he tried obviously failed miserably.
To be fair, I think he

405
00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:02.400
was closer to six hundred pounds when
he started, and he was probably five

406
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:06.799
something and he's been hovering around four, so it's not like he completely went

407
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.079
back all the way up, but
it is clear that he doesn't give a

408
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:14.279
fuck anymore. Like even in the
documentary he went to like four different fast

409
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:17.559
food restaurants, Like he just doesn't
give a shit. And it's like,

410
00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:21.039
Oh, I'm dying from all these
cardiovascular diseases and all this stuff. And

411
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:25.240
I'm like, yeah, dude,
stop fucking eating that if you're gonna die,

412
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.319
because yet's usually what changes people when
they're like, oh, I'm gonna

413
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:33.160
die and then they kind of actually
get it together and he's like, nah,

414
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:36.160
no, I'm good. I'm good, and so why do you feel

415
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:37.480
bad about that? I'm like,
I can't feel bad about that, man,

416
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.599
I'm like, damn, I just
don't like seeing people get kicked by

417
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:48.000
the world so much. Yeah,
he does what he did. Would you

418
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.359
ever record a video of you begging
on your hands in these two Keeam Star

419
00:30:52.440 --> 00:31:00.559
of all people, imagine imagine begging
to Keemstar and Tommy c of a people,

420
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:07.640
Like I can't even be fucking I
can't even fathom even respecting these people

421
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.240
enough to talk to them. Let
alone, like I mean, let alone,

422
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.960
like good personally, I don't have
a problem with Tommy, but I

423
00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.920
know, I know Tommy is not
like, yeah, Tommy's a little cunt

424
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:22.400
like I have. He's like a
shell shocked, depressed, alcoholic veteran who

425
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.880
has like nothing going for him,
so he just it's the it's the saddest

426
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:30.599
thing I've ever seen. But like, God, bless you know, you

427
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:34.240
know, I know, I know, Look, you're not wrong, but

428
00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:40.079
I still I don't know why I
still I still, I still, I

429
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:44.119
still am okay with him, even
though I am aware of I guess that's

430
00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:47.359
how I was with Boogie to a
certain extent. I was aware of what

431
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:51.480
everybody said about him, and I
was somewhat where like you guys can look.

432
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.640
Probably even last year I made a
video, or maybe it was the

433
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:56.960
beginning of this year, I made
a video saying like, I don't y'all

434
00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:02.119
are painting Boogie like he's a fucking
demon when all he really did was destroy

435
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:06.200
his own life, and he's been
very self destructive. And I'm like,

436
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.559
it's not enough for me to make
me hate somebody, but you get to.

437
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.880
But then there's the crescendo. There
was the documentary and then his girlfriend

438
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:14.519
and stuff. I'm just like,
I'm done with this nigga. Man.

439
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.079
I'm like, I can't, I
can't. I can't say a nice thing

440
00:32:17.079 --> 00:32:22.920
about him anymore. I've never I've
I've kept away from like really serious internet

441
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:28.000
drama my whole life until I lived
with one of my friends that involved me

442
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.759
with Chris Chian and I found out
about that world and my heart began to

443
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:35.160
hurt again. And now watching Boogiey, I'm just like, these are the

444
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:38.240
two worst at there, these people, these people are so bad at being

445
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:45.759
alive. Man, what is wrong? It's it's sad man. And look,

446
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:47.960
I remember I remember being I remember
talking to Boogie and it was he

447
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.839
was totally nice. He was fine. Like I remember he was at an

448
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:53.960
airbnb with us a long time ago, at or he didn't stay with us,

449
00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:57.480
but like I remember at Vidcond there
was a party at some airbnb and

450
00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:01.119
I remember him being there, uh, and he was fine from what I

451
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:05.599
remember. But that was also like
five plus years ago at this point,

452
00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:07.319
so I don't know what the fuck's
gone on. I don't know what he's

453
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:10.759
he's going through. I'm sure a
lot has changed, but like he's just

454
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:13.920
in a place right now where It's
like, dude, I can't feel sorry

455
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:17.160
for you anymore because you're just you
want this. This isn't something that you

456
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:22.279
don't want. This isn't something that
you're not trying to pursue. This isn't

457
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:28.759
something that you're not feeding intentionally.
This is you want. The guys of

458
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:31.079
not wanting it, you know,
it's like playing a role. It's like,

459
00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.880
oh, I'm this is all so
horrible. I don't want any of

460
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:39.880
this to happen. Meanwhile, you're
you know, you're fiending for that attention,

461
00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:43.240
and it's like, I can't.
Man, there's so many people,

462
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:46.440
there's so much happening in the world
at any given moment that is horrible,

463
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:52.640
right, and that deserves probably at
least some semblance of care, and you

464
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.640
gotta ration that shit. I can't
care about everything, you know, and

465
00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:59.720
I certainly I'm not going to waste
any of it on some guy who's just

466
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:07.880
gonna keep doing it. It's crazy, Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's

467
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:09.639
frustrating to the point where I have
to see that, I have to see

468
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:14.760
that video of him. It's uh, I mean you could should I just

469
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:15.960
put it in the chat real quick, so you can see real fast.

470
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:19.119
If you have it in the chat, I would love to see it.

471
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:23.719
I can pull it up fast.
I would love it. Damn it.

472
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:30.039
Never mind, my I'm signed out
on Twitter. It's sucking the stupid who

473
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:36.880
I'm having. Uh what's his name? Bow Blacks, Josh bow Blacks,

474
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:40.920
you know, fucking yeah. No, Like literally he loves Sonic. I

475
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.320
mean, I mean he's literally autistic. And I hate I hate that,

476
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:47.239
Like I hate how true it is. I hate how true. Like I

477
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:50.639
was like, come on, can
you could you not? Did you just

478
00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:52.760
not like Sonic? Dude? Can
you just not? I don't care if

479
00:34:53.519 --> 00:35:01.199
it is frustrating that it is such
a common Sonic, but I never had

480
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.800
to. I never touched Sonic internet. That is my thing. I think

481
00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:07.880
That's why I'm I'm like, I'm
a little warped, but I'm not.

482
00:35:08.159 --> 00:35:12.199
I'm not completely scared. We looked
out, we looked out. We we

483
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.079
didn't have the we didn't have the
proper formula, you know, Like I

484
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:16.480
like, I liked it, and
I was like, oh, Sonic is

485
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:20.920
cool, and I never like I
might have like looked up Sonic once on

486
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:22.079
yournet and like something that sounds like
I don't really like this, and I

487
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:25.920
stayed away. It's like, I'm
gonna stay over here. But like one

488
00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:31.159
of my Lily's cousin is dating a
girl who has who has like much older

489
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:35.639
sister. She has like nephews and
nieces, and they don't let them look

490
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:38.840
up Sonic online. Like that's one
of the blocked words on the internet.

491
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:46.599
Search is Sonic the Hedgehog? That
is that? Is that? My god?

492
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:54.320
That sounds like this podcast that just
that doesn't sound real. She does

493
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:59.239
not let him look up sonic.
You are so paranoid that they're gonna become

494
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:06.000
autistic that you fucking block Sonic.
You got to do, man, do

495
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.159
keep? I mean, look,
man, I'm it can be. It's

496
00:36:10.199 --> 00:36:14.119
a form of superpower, you know, as long as the I would just

497
00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:20.599
push them to use it in in
a certain way and'd be like Louis with

498
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:27.880
change. Look man, some something
because I've because uh, what's his name?

499
00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.920
Elon Musk is obviously on the spectrum, so it made I think it

500
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:34.440
made him good at business. He's
still he's a retard, Like, don't

501
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.800
get me wrong, and I'm not
conflating that with his autism he has.

502
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.639
He's he's autistic and retarded at the
same time. Like yeah, like there's

503
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:46.079
no there is no conflict. There's
You don't say when someone's autistic someone stupid.

504
00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:49.480
You can't say it's because they're autistic. That doesn't make any sense.

505
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:54.199
But Elon is in fact retarded and
autistic. But it made him with having

506
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:58.880
that much money, starting with a
lot of money, you you you,

507
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:04.199
it'll it rod him to do business
and gather the right people around him.

508
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:07.360
But now I think his retardation's taken
over, you know, because the business

509
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.519
he's been doing lately. Is this
fucking I feel like a tenth grader,

510
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.960
No, sorry, I meant a
ten year old would be like, what

511
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:19.320
are you doing for? What are
you doing? You're you're fucking everything up.

512
00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:22.159
It's just ridiculous, man, Yeah, it's just so. It's just

513
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:27.960
so man. I just it's so
fanatic, ain't it. Why would you

514
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:30.440
do this? It's not funny.
It's not even like, oh, this

515
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:32.079
is gonna be good comedy, Like
I can see in a world that I

516
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:39.039
can see you, Chris, I
am ironically making something like oh, clearly

517
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:45.400
he's joking, this is funny kind
of a thing. Something. Yeah,

518
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:49.079
yeah, I would record myself standing
standing up, but like flip the like

519
00:37:49.159 --> 00:37:53.519
flip it or something like it looks
like I'm kneeling or something. But there's

520
00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:58.639
something I don't know. It's just
so yeah, it's not even for a

521
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:02.760
joke. It's it's just genuinely just
dumb. I I can't. I got

522
00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:08.800
nothing to say about it. Have
fun time. I'm just like, when

523
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:13.800
are you gonna stop feeling bad for
him? I don't know. When something

524
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.679
funny, really funny happens, I'll
stop feeling bad, like what like,

525
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:22.519
but nothing's funny, that's the thing. Nothing's funny. It's not funny.

526
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:28.159
It's just sad. Yeah, it's
I'm more in the like I'm I'm an

527
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:31.559
it's somewhat anger inducing to me,
which is weird that I feel that way

528
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:36.119
because it's he's it's oh I know, wait, No, it isn't weird.

529
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:38.599
Like I said, he's harming.
He's harming that girl like that.

530
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:43.119
That's why I'm I think it's it
crossed into that threshold to me, It

531
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:45.440
crossed that threshold where and now I'm
like, I'm annoyed that. I'm like,

532
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:50.480
what the fuck were before? It's
just like, eh, yeah,

533
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:53.400
what a fucking retard. He's done
so many dumb things. Yeah, he

534
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:55.360
can't help himself. But now I'm
like, all right, I know what

535
00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:57.880
it feels like to me. You
know what it feels like to me.

536
00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:00.039
You know when you see a dog
get kids, you laugh, You're like,

537
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:02.880
oh my god, that's outraged.
It's a dog getting kicked, right,

538
00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.199
and like it's doing like the fucking
stars of the sky. It's it's

539
00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:13.280
like limbs are stretched out, it's
flying. Yeah, like that's like an

540
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:17.320
anchor man. And then it hits
the ground and it's like, oh man,

541
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:21.239
that's not funny at all. Man, Yeah, boogiy is right now

542
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:24.039
a dog with its arms and legs
outstretched in the air, spinning around.

543
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:30.920
It's really funny right now. Uh
hit the ground and you're like, he's

544
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.280
gonna hit the ground. That's a
really hurt dog. Yeah. Is there

545
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:36.119
anything else we wanted to bring up? I know, I know we talked

546
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:43.199
a little bit about Billie Eilish and
that Beery Irish dick Billy, did I

547
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:51.719
say beer okay? Beery Irish?
Yeah, Yeah, she was in the

548
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:55.880
news lately because we're big tits.
She was like, yo, stop slapping

549
00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:00.800
a big tits around. She what
it was eighteen three years ago. Dude,

550
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:02.960
stop, what is that? What
does that? Does that mean she

551
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:06.159
doesn't have big tips? What does
that mean? I don't know, man,

552
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.440
It's just feel weird. I feel
weird because people were so horny for

553
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.760
her before she was eighteen. It
was weird. Yeah, feel uncomfortable talking

554
00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:16.639
about her period. I totally I
know exactly what you mean. I know

555
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:22.000
exactly what Kingston talking about. I
totally feel it are weird. It's it's

556
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.639
it's it's weird. I feel like
the only reason it's weird is because she

557
00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:30.159
went out of her way to not
be sexualized, unlike say, it's so

558
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:36.800
common in pop music, in pop
culture Britney spears, hit me Baby one

559
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.719
more time. She's wearing this those
Catholic uniforms. That's not on fucking accident,

560
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:46.039
you know. So there's all these
fucking dudes. Was gross to me.

561
00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:49.360
I was fucking I was a kid. I was like, Yo,

562
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:52.519
she's hot, you know what I'm
saying. But like, as get you.

563
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:53.719
But when you look back on it, how like people were. Yeah,

564
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:57.840
when you're looking at of course,
hindsight's twenty twenty. When you're thinking

565
00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:00.199
about the whole the industry, how
they treat young women in pop culture.

566
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:05.840
It's obviously it's fucked up. But
so her she went out of her way

567
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:08.800
to wear big shirts and big clothes
and stuff to not be sexualized, and

568
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:15.840
I felt it worked pretty well.
But the the the the bad thing is

569
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:20.079
that you still she had a large
chest. You can already tell there was

570
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:22.039
dudes that can already tell. But
here's the thing though, that that's not

571
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.159
how we were talking about her.
Well of course, well, I mean

572
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:30.039
it leads to it. It leads
because her comments her content really what so

573
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:34.760
her comments were in response to this, like I don' understand, don't understand

574
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.079
the context. Well, I also
saw what she said. I didn't see

575
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.239
the context of what you. So
she was first talking about like she was

576
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.280
talking about her own body and being
annoyed by how people would treat her.

577
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:51.239
When she's like, I'm a human
that gets horny every once in a while

578
00:41:51.239 --> 00:41:53.000
when people start to freak out.
When I started wearing things that cloak the

579
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:59.760
fit me and my thing is I'm
like, Okay, I get what you're

580
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:04.880
saying, but also it's like it's
like people don't It's I feel like some

581
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:09.719
people just don't have the the insight
of of what of of what civil what

582
00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:15.719
humanity is when when you're a celebrity, when you're a young celebrity and unfortunately

583
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:21.320
you're attractive, you should have the
force, Someone should at least give you

584
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.159
the foresight the wisdom that, hey, these monsters are gonna say crazy shit

585
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:30.320
about you, so don't be surprised. And so the thing is when you

586
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:34.159
come out and say things like that, and then you couple it with like,

587
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:38.360
oh, dudes don't have the same
experience, Like women are cool with

588
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:44.880
guys at any size essentially, and
we're so and it's like stop, like

589
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:50.719
you can't you can't even go further
than that, because that's so ridiculously stupid

590
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:58.679
to even say when in real life
experience, most men even good looking pole

591
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.960
well fuck anything that good. Good. Iron out what she said. You

592
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:06.360
want to pull up her quote?
Yeah good, Yeah, because yeah,

593
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.400
I just want to. So she
was giving an interview I guess with Variety

594
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:14.199
and she said, quote, nobody
ever says a thing about men's bodies.

595
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:19.159
Just hilarious sentence, Uh, says
Billie Eilish. If you're muscular, cool,

596
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:21.320
if you're not cool, if your
real thing cool, if you have

597
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:23.360
a dad bod cool, if your
pudgy love it. Everyone's happy. Everybody's

598
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:27.079
happy with it. You know why, because girls are nice. They don't

599
00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:30.880
give a fuck, because we see
people for who they are. Ah No,

600
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:40.360
I think I think I think that's
context. There was the context before

601
00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:44.960
that, and which led to that, because she was talking about her body

602
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:50.519
at first and then and that's what
I'm saying, Like, you don't even

603
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:54.559
need to go any further than that. You girls are fucking nicer or whatever

604
00:43:54.639 --> 00:44:00.320
them. My bro. The fact
that dudes like it's so absurd. It

605
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.199
makes me think, where the fuck
have you been? Where have you?

606
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:08.199
You're you're thinking about yourself only you
are, literally that is your perception of

607
00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:13.760
She's probably from ignorance, but it's
not like I think it's her own living

608
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:16.119
experience, Like I think it's just
her old Yeah, like it is.

609
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:20.119
It is obviously lack of knowledge,
but she's probably like, well, this

610
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:24.079
is how I behave. I don't
ship on dudes, And she's probably fucking

611
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:28.199
been with some chubbier dudes or something. She's probably thinking of her experience and

612
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:34.239
I'm like, bro, the people
that you're in you associate with the do

613
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:38.360
not would not touch any of us. We're something, We're like, we're

614
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:42.880
there are things wrong with us,
like oh, you're this, you're too

615
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.039
short, you're this, you're too
big, like we are not their cup

616
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:49.840
of tea on average. Like to
even say that is so fucking silly.

617
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.639
I just think the idea, the
idea, and look, it's an offhand

618
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:59.440
comment in a variety fucking interview,
Like whatever the interviews I'm not gonna jango

619
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:04.719
fu about. I'm saying, like, yeah, I don't know heart type

620
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:08.719
giant. Have you seen her boyfriends? They're giant nigga? I do not.

621
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:14.880
I don't care about celebrities. I
don't care about celebrities at all.

622
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:19.880
So no, I don't know who
fucking Billie Eilish's boyfriend is. Slightly whatever

623
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:22.199
people know. It blows my mind
when people know who people are dating at

624
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:25.440
all, Like as far as like
celebrities, I really don't. I cannot

625
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:30.519
fathom even people dating. But I
also have a girlfriend who cares about it

626
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:35.480
like that. Well, I only
know you only no one knows for sure.

627
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:37.559
But the only thing I know,
and I don't even know who this

628
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:40.840
these people are, by the way, but I know that I know Taylor

629
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:45.559
Swift is dating a sports person.
I don't know who the fuck it is.

630
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:50.400
I don't know what sport they play. I assume it's football because that's

631
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:53.480
what Americans care about. But yeah, is that right? And he's correct,

632
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:57.639
Yeah, yeah, he's on he's
on the Kansas City Chiefs, right,

633
00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.840
Okay, So like yeah, I
mean pretty I know he's pretty good.

634
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:02.639
But that's but that's literally, you
know, that's the ex. So

635
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:05.840
no, I definitely don't know who
Billy Eilish is dating. But I just

636
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:07.400
think it's funny. I just think
it's funny in her example, because she's

637
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:09.880
talking about like, yeah, you
know, if you're if you're muscular,

638
00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:14.920
if you're not, if you're thin, whatever. And meanwhile, you know,

639
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:17.320
there are these guys breaking their shins
in half so they can so they

640
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:29.800
can be like five ten you know, Eason, I understand. But it

641
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:34.679
is also the thing. The thing
about it is that it is a mega

642
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:40.679
like like overlooked thing, like sincerely
like actually like people just consider like men

643
00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:45.320
just like have this like or like
the idea of like, oh man,

644
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.440
men don't have to worry about going
out late at night. It's like,

645
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:52.239
the fuck are you talking about?
I got someone tried to mug me.

646
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:58.960
Some one tried to mug me,
Like, I absolutely don't like going out

647
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:02.159
at night. What the fuck you
saying? It is different? Cont women

648
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:07.760
are Let's be real that they are
even more vulnerable than the average dude.

649
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:12.239
But the average The problem is most
of those guys that are out night prowling

650
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.400
have weapons, and that doesn't matter
if you're a girl, they're gonna use

651
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:19.320
them. Also true, that's true. It's like, don't go down the

652
00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:22.159
fucking dark alley. When people are
like I should be able to go down

653
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:24.360
here and be safe, I'm like, okay, I I don't think.

654
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.199
I don't think it's I just think
it's weird to put out the idea that,

655
00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:30.400
like, people don't comment on men's
bodies. It's just not true.

656
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:35.079
It's just not it's just objectively untrue. It's not real. It's like,

657
00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:37.880
it's okay, real, she must
be. Okay, good for you,

658
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:43.719
billy, I guess you don't comment
on men's bodies. You, But that's

659
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.760
true. My only woman, Well, I don't know, I don't know

660
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:53.119
knowing way she doesn't comment on guy's
bodies, No fucking way. But second,

661
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:55.800
look at this, well, okay, Let's to be fair, she

662
00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:00.360
could be somebody like even myself,
who can be a massive hypocrite were I'll

663
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:05.639
look at some dude or like a
chicken, I'll point at like some type

664
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:08.039
of flaw if they're too fat or
whatever the case is, make some fun.

665
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.519
But at the end of the day, I don't truly mean it.

666
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:16.239
I am I've dated women of all
sizes and stuff like that, and yeah,

667
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:22.280
that's that's uh think like that's delving
into intent, you know what I

668
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:23.679
mean, which is a different conversation. There's probably plenty of people who make

669
00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:27.719
comments about people's bodies. You don't
really have many much intent at all,

670
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:30.000
right, but you don't think that
like say, she probably if she's making

671
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:36.079
that comment, maybe she's like com
like she would she would fuck a fat

672
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:37.840
Joe. And I don't mean like
literally fat Joe. I just mean like

673
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:42.840
some big rapper, Yeah, some
fat fucking rapper. But that's what she

674
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:45.960
means. It's not the context,
Like she doesn't come Obviously, everybody comments

675
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:49.159
on everything's physical form because how we
perceive them. Most things, you'd be

676
00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:51.920
like, oh, look that guy's
tall. That the comments on this physical

677
00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:55.840
form. Obviously, she's just referring
to the fact that she's like someone's size

678
00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.360
does not someone's physical form is not
exactly the the deal breaking for her.

679
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.679
That's what she's kind of referencing.
This is what I'm assuming, I guess,

680
00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:07.079
because that's most a lot of people. A lot of people are like

681
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:08.440
that nowadays, Like a lot of
people just don't really care, Like you

682
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:10.760
could be fat, like or whatever. He's fat, but he's he's really

683
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:15.400
nice to me. Like there's the
whole thing about like big big man.

684
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:17.760
I mean, you never know,
man, if if book he was a

685
00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:22.559
perfect book, he had something to
provide, and if he had something to

686
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:28.519
give, maybe he'd be in a
be situation with ladies had something to give,

687
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:30.400
you know, if he was he
was he was a provider, or

688
00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:32.480
he was a really cool guy,
or he's very kind or something. You

689
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:35.760
know, people girls will probably be
like, yeah, I fuck with Bookie.

690
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:37.239
He seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, it happens, dude.

691
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:43.360
I've seen I've seen people that look
like things that I would people look like

692
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:45.599
things I would have My opponents fight
in D and D at level ten,

693
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:50.440
not even at the beginning of the
game, and they've pulled beautiful women and

694
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:54.559
I'm like, hey, dude,
good for you what I'm saying. But

695
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:58.920
what I'm saying is, even those
people are commenting like, you have to

696
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:04.719
be you. I'm I sincerely believe
this. You have to be horrifically ugly

697
00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:08.440
to not comment on other people's bodies
or physical appearance. Like you have to

698
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:12.360
be like one of those people with
like a with like a a head that's

699
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:15.559
like concave and your eyes are like
diagonal and like on your cheeks. You

700
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:20.480
have to be that level of fucked
up to really understand that. Like,

701
00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:24.480
oh, okay, I'm not I'm
not really in a position to judge people

702
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:29.599
for they look case. I think. I think, I think like because

703
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:34.239
most people don't really comment on other
people being like truly like people's physical fronts.

704
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:36.119
People don't really do that. Well
people, it's not the thing.

705
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:38.039
It's not about comment but it's about
like, I mean, dude, you

706
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:44.239
people don't see you see somebody like
even Ralph, and you you know,

707
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:49.199
like you know, you know in
your heart of hearts that that is an

708
00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:52.920
ugly fucking human being. You know
that that's not even like a subjective thing.

709
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:57.199
It's just subjectively real. So even
if you wanted to pretend. Even

710
00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.480
if you wanted to pretend like that
wasn't the case and you wanted to be

711
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:01.800
like, I'm a really good person
and I wouldn't judge that person. You

712
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:05.920
still would if if Ethan Ralph scurried
next to you in a movie theater,

713
00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:13.119
you'd fucking scream. You'd scream and
you'd run, because that's would Billie Eilish

714
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:21.119
give Ethan Ralph. Billly Eilish would
kill Ethan Ralph. You would kick him

715
00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:27.760
in the head once, real hard. Look, I want to have this

716
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:30.320
conversation with her. I gotta get
ad come on the podcast, Billy,

717
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.800
come on. I know your celebrity, so that's gonna be hard to do.

718
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:36.000
But that's also why I'm so convinced
of this. By the way,

719
00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:37.280
it's just like I don't know,
man, I don't believe that you enter

720
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:40.400
that that structure and come out just
like, oh yeah, I'm cool with

721
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:44.000
fucking everybody. No way, no
way, No, I don't know,

722
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.119
man. It's it's a lot of
famous who like have you ever seen,

723
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:50.039
Like you probably don't know who they
are because you're you, but you know

724
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:53.880
Tony Braxon is, of course I
know she is. Of course you do

725
00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:58.000
because you're black and you're then you're
of that age. Literally, But like

726
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:01.679
Tony Braxton's her, all of them
married like big ugly niggas man, and

727
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:07.800
they're all beautiful. They're all beautiful
women. Whenever I see that, they'll

728
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.920
always wonder like, oh, what
do they do? It's kind of like

729
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:17.599
it's like some Hiak and say,
man, what's some Hiak's husband is a

730
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:22.880
Dutch like jewel owner, Like he
owns like all of the major like designer

731
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:30.039
clothing, like so rich. He's
so stupid rich. It's like it's gross

732
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:32.280
to think about that. If you
own like multiple of like the biggest brands,

733
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:35.880
you're like this, fuck this guy. Fuck him, man, And

734
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:40.320
I see why she married that motherfucker. He's like, but at hot,

735
00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:45.679
she's still hot, great genetics great, still hot, bro, She's been

736
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:49.920
hot since before you were born,
bro, Like very hot. She got

737
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:53.320
she got she got fantastic, fantastic
tonics because well, yeah, but that's

738
00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:55.440
what I'm saying, like you got, that's what you gotta give fucking Billy

739
00:52:55.480 --> 00:53:00.760
or flowers. Man, she's coming
to her own. She's embraced her womanhood

740
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.559
and she's she's like, fuck all
these niggas. I'm not a I'm not

741
00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:06.519
a kid anymore, so I don't
have to like hide shield from the perverts.

742
00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:09.360
And then you had some people shitting
on her for being like, I

743
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:14.840
want to feel like a woman right
like it would just it's it's it's so,

744
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:16.559
you know, there was people that
were applauding her like, oh great,

745
00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:19.639
you don't have to show your sexuality
and stuff. And I'm like,

746
00:53:19.840 --> 00:53:22.840
I fucking hate these fake ass feminist
dude that are like the sex negative ones.

747
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:25.519
They that's the fakest shit ever.
So they'll be like, oh,

748
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:29.039
good for you. And then as
soon as she like shows off her sex

749
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:30.639
rider to get mad, I'm like, you're you're not fuck You're you don't

750
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:37.039
give a fuck about women, eitherative
feminists or just misogynists. Bro low key,

751
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:40.119
it's like a fucking oxymoron to me, dude. It's it's so crazy.

752
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:45.599
But anyway, so Billy Billy Billy
Eilers, come on, bring your

753
00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:49.280
big tits on the podcast. We
want to we want to have a healthy

754
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:53.480
conversation with you. You have to
drink milk while you're here, though,

755
00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:55.639
you have to drink melt while you're
here. You drink it real slow.

756
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:59.800
You got yeah, you gotta.
You have to drink milk very slow while

757
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:07.159
you're here. You gotta stood on
your top, white shirt, what big

758
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:15.000
t shirt? Big tit bitty eyelish. Yeah, it's like you gotta,

759
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:16.719
you gotta, you gotta drink milk
while you're here. You gotta you gotta

760
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:21.199
look me right in my eyes while
you drink that milk too. You gotta

761
00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:22.519
some on your top. You know
you got. I want her to eat.

762
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:28.800
I wanted to eat a Western bacon
cheeseberg with extra barbecue sauce and just

763
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:30.280
have that ship like just dripping out
of the and then you have to you

764
00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:35.639
have to eat. You have to
hit a hot dog and two bites bites,

765
00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:44.280
two bites a Dodger dog. You're
gonna get a Dodger dog. And

766
00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:53.599
let's move on to some questions.
Much respect, much respect respect for you.

767
00:54:54.159 --> 00:55:00.440
I'm glad you come into your own
I guess let's move out some questions.

768
00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:06.519
Go go to two minutes and nineteen
seconds on kid rock song cool Daddy

769
00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:08.800
Cool. I know exactly what it
is. That's his name? What is

770
00:55:08.840 --> 00:55:15.280
it? I guess I'm fucking underage? Girls? Oh is that the is

771
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:22.199
that the one from Osmosas Jones.
Is it like I really only one?

772
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:25.440
Yeah, it's underage and he says
it's not a statutory it's mandatory. Man

773
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:31.079
to Yeah, that's that's in.
That's in the Disney film on Moses Jones

774
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:35.800
features Chris Rock. That is,
dude, I swear to I'm not even

775
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:38.400
a rotally joke. Dude. Look
that ship up right the fuck now there

776
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:43.840
is there is a it's it's so
it's animated. So there's like this little

777
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:47.880
there's this little I don't even know, like a cell or like an amba

778
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:52.719
or fucking something. And he's like, but I say, it's mand the

779
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:57.320
tory and he's on stage and it's
Mosas Jones is going around like he's like,

780
00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:00.800
I don't know, he's like walking
around some club. I can't do

781
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:05.119
a Chris Rock impression, but he's
like he's like, yeah, he's looking,

782
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:08.159
he's looking for dricks or whatever.
I don't know who cares. I

783
00:56:08.199 --> 00:56:16.800
didn't know it was in a kid's
That's that is. That is literally insane.

784
00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:22.000
Not even it's not even in the
background, you know what I mean.

785
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:27.119
Like it's in focused like they animated
the characters on stage singing those they

786
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:30.639
lip synced. They had to be
like, Okay, what does the mouth

787
00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:36.239
look like when it says that chitry
And then they had to like look at

788
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:39.559
that in depth and draw it on
a cartoon character in this digit Disney movie,

789
00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:46.960
and it's just there. Do you
remember England is My city? Do

790
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:52.079
you remember that? Yeah? I
forgot who did it? Was it Jake

791
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:57.639
Paul or the other one that was
that was Jake Paul? Oh my god,

792
00:56:58.039 --> 00:56:59.679
every day, bro, it's every
day, but it was every day,

793
00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:04.760
It's every day British guy. Yeah. Yeah, So he said I

794
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.800
forgot his nick something, Nick Crompton. Nick Crompton. They said, he

795
00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:10.719
says his bar comes in, his
part comes in, and he says,

796
00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:14.960
England is my city. And they
asked them. There was a bunch of

797
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:19.320
people involved in the entire process of
making that that song, producing that song,

798
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:22.000
and they asked him like, how
the fuck did you guys miss that?

799
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.159
And there was like, dude,
we just no one thought about it,

800
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.639
Like it just didn't even compute to
them that that, oh, that's

801
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:34.679
wrong, none of you. And
I'm assuming just giving these people the benefit

802
00:57:34.679 --> 00:57:37.960
of the doubt that just they just
for some reason they didn't connect the dots

803
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:44.320
underage statutory mandatory. I'm like,
are you literally talking about you demanding underage

804
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.880
girls? Are you fucking serious?
And it just it just kind of like,

805
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:52.639
wow, that's all I got unless
they loved it, and this is

806
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:58.960
great. Knocked at the door,
all right, having good time talking about

807
00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:04.840
statutory whatever. Anyway, he wrote
in Yeah, anyway, that guy's name,

808
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:07.199
that guy, that's the guy's name
is to go to that kid rock

809
00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:10.039
song and he says hello the front
of the middle and the back of the

810
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:15.199
human centipede. This is this,
being my first time Patreon question, let's

811
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:21.719
keep it simple. Best slash worst
songs to time your humps to during sex?

812
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:25.760
My say is through the Fire and
Flames dragging for us. Thank you,

813
00:58:27.480 --> 00:58:30.000
Uh you helped me edge it and
I thank you so much for writing

814
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:38.199
in that's a lot of sex.
That is sex in seven minutes. Yeah,

815
00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:43.760
through the Yeah, timing it to
the tempo that song is insane.

816
00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:50.719
Uh, I don't know it's I
would say, so is it is it?

817
00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:54.239
Does this encompass the sound or or
is it strictly the tempo? Like

818
00:58:54.360 --> 00:59:00.039
is hearing it can't be that it
con'ttributing well, I mean it it's through

819
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:04.639
the fire and for the humps to
were songs to time your humps to.

820
00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:07.639
So it doesn't necessarily have anything to
do with like how bad it sounds,

821
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:10.320
although I think that should factor in. Otherwise it's just not very interesting.

822
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:16.639
I would Cottonny Joe's pretty bad,
I would say, because that's just such

823
00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:22.440
a consistent it's such a consistent beat
with the worst sound possible. So it's

824
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:29.440
just not only is it bland and
unchanging, but it's really really rough to

825
00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:37.199
hear. I would say, uh
so, maybe not my unofficial answer,

826
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:43.159
but something that would be absolutely ridiculous
is for everyone listening right now, I

827
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:50.239
want you to pause this or open
up another another window and type in Despised

828
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:55.480
Icon MVP. So the song MVP
by Despised Icon, and I want you

829
00:59:55.599 --> 01:00:01.039
to hear that and picture yourself having
sex to that, because it is an

830
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:07.800
extremely fast and just it is.
You're just gonna laugh when you hear.

831
01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:09.840
That's all I have to say.
So there's that. But I would say,

832
01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:13.760
yeah, I would. I would
say any old guard, any old

833
01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:17.119
old Guards of Asgard song would be
a rough would be a rough song to

834
01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:21.400
time your humps too during sex,
that'd be a rough one you know,

835
01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.480
actually shout out, shout out to
like this is and maybe I'm showing I

836
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:27.960
don't know, man, I'm pretty
ignorant on a lot of on a lot

837
01:00:27.960 --> 01:00:34.039
of things. But I just I
found this this song the other day called

838
01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:37.719
do you know uh Sabotan. Oh, hell yeah they did. So they

839
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:40.920
did this song called Attack of the
dead Men, and it's fucking sick because

840
01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:46.159
it's like a it's actually so this
is completely off topic, but this is

841
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:50.840
a real fucking thing that happened in
World War One where like the Germans like

842
01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:54.599
gased this Russian bass and then they
like but the gas like didn't work,

843
01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:57.639
so it just had It was like
a bunch of like Russians with their like

844
01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:00.440
their skin melting off and their lungs
kind of like melting out of their mouths,

845
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:04.360
and they didn't die fully. So
when the Germans came in and they

846
01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:07.639
were like, oh, I guess
everybody's dead, they all fucking attacked and

847
01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:10.920
they thought that they were fucking zombies
so much so that they just ran the

848
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:15.280
funk away. There's a whole Sabotan
song about it, and it's fucking metal

849
01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:19.440
as hell. It's sick. Ah, But do you know, imagine that,

850
01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:22.840
Yeah, imagine because that's World War
One. That's around the time where

851
01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:25.239
like they they still believed like,
oh, vampires could be real potentially,

852
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:30.719
you know, there's like there's that's
that would stand man. Germany has such

853
01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:39.480
a bad record with fucking with Russia. Dog they lose Russia. They that's

854
01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:43.280
why they trying. That's why they
were like, oh, Russians can come

855
01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:45.199
back to life, so we got
a scorched earth, and then that's why

856
01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:51.480
they lost the second one. That's
crazy. That's graz and that imagine that.

857
01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:53.920
That is uh. I remember in
I think it was in the thirties,

858
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:59.800
the King Kong came out and people
lost their mouths. Remember when they

859
01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:04.199
saw all that and so and that
looks fucking silly, right, So I

860
01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:10.159
can only imagine seeing people's faces melted
off and like all and being all probably

861
01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:14.880
screaming and shit because it's their final
they're like this is it that? Yeah?

862
01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:16.559
I mean even now that's terrifying,
but back then, yeah, you're

863
01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:21.960
shit in your pants, you can't
sleep anymore, and uh, you're you're

864
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:23.519
basically you're fuck, You're out a
commission. You can't fuck I really can't,

865
01:02:23.679 --> 01:02:27.039
I really can't believe I never heard
of that before because I'm not like

866
01:02:27.039 --> 01:02:30.199
a history buff necessarily, but like
I know enough of it, like I

867
01:02:30.039 --> 01:02:32.440
delve into that shit and this stuff
that I find interesting, and that's just

868
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:36.360
such a fascinating fucking thing, dude, that I have no idea about.

869
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:42.559
Sabotan is top out of all the
bands that listen to They're probably my top

870
01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:45.599
ten favorite. They kind of etched
their way in there over time because they've

871
01:02:45.599 --> 01:02:50.119
gotten They're one of those few bands
that have gotten better over time when it's

872
01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:53.199
usually the opposite, Like they're they're
way better than they were before. Now.

873
01:02:53.199 --> 01:02:55.480
The first time I heard them,
they just covered like an Amanto Marth

874
01:02:55.559 --> 01:02:58.639
song, which a lot of people
did. I was like, oh,

875
01:02:58.639 --> 01:03:01.440
that's cool and then and I was
like, okay, anyway, Uh yeah,

876
01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:06.599
I would recommend anybody, anyone who's
especially into history. Uh. And

877
01:03:06.639 --> 01:03:08.280
which actually would be a really cool
song to fuck to. Uh. It's

878
01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:13.519
a song called Bismarck by Sabotan.
Has a very solid beat. I think

879
01:03:13.639 --> 01:03:15.199
you can at least keep up to
it. It's not too fast, not

880
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:19.679
too slow. It'll give you a
good pump. Uh. Maybe actually that's

881
01:03:19.719 --> 01:03:22.679
not true. It's not it's not
really fast enough to sustain that you would

882
01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:24.960
probably you could, you would lack
the kinetic motion because you know, the

883
01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:30.320
kinetic motion really helps you bang.
Like if you're just trying to like do

884
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:34.239
a slower you're using all of your
hips and all of your leg muscle to

885
01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:42.960
do it, and it's like it
doesn't feel sustainable. So Jesus, you

886
01:03:43.079 --> 01:03:45.199
just lay there and then just charge
up. It's like you're you're you're fucking

887
01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:52.559
in your Dracula coffin, just just
re discharging. Uh yeah, charging.

888
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:55.280
So weird weird songs to weird songs
to fuck to, you know, y

889
01:03:55.400 --> 01:03:59.360
y z by fucking rush would be
it would be an interesting one. I

890
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:02.679
mean it really just band a bam
bam band and bam bam bam band a

891
01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:09.239
band. What's a weird song of
to? Like it's just like this is

892
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:12.639
outrageous. Yeah, that's the song. That was the question. Yeah,

893
01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.199
because what's it? What's the best
or worst song that could be? It

894
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:23.920
could be weirdest whatever, Mario the
consisted, you even get your dick up

895
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:35.199
consists, like, so it's you
can absolutely do it. I hate that.

896
01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:40.280
I hate that very very much.
Imagine finding out you're doing that,

897
01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:47.840
Like she doesn't know. He's like
Mario, we'd be crazy. They can

898
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:50.320
figure it out. That's a fun
game. That's a fun game right there.

899
01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:53.880
Hey see what I'm see what?
Beat them? Dude? Figure out?

900
01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:56.920
I guess what. You gotta strive. You gotta make it easy,

901
01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:59.239
though. You gotta strive with easy
ones, otherwise they're never going to figure

902
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:06.760
it out. Okay, let's we
were rock you at first? Then you

903
01:05:10.800 --> 01:05:14.440
so kickboxing? Uh, I don't
know kickboxing, and Ice Skates wrote in

904
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:20.840
nice right and he says, which
is crazy, that's fucking really terrifying.

905
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:26.360
Uh, And he says, hello, my three estranged dads. I was

906
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:29.800
just told that I was the Kramer
to my friend Seinfeld after I bought an

907
01:05:29.800 --> 01:05:34.599
official license and he says, efficient
license. But like, I don't know

908
01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:39.920
what the fun this means? To
on a whim to marry another friend as

909
01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:45.559
a bit, so he's an ordine
minister OFFICI yeah, maybe, yeah,

910
01:05:46.159 --> 01:05:49.519
I've never seen I actually just straight
up never seen that word written. Yeah,

911
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:53.199
I got you. Uh, to
marry another friend is a bit that

912
01:05:53.239 --> 01:05:56.280
made me wonder what is the most
what are the most kramer like things you

913
01:05:56.360 --> 01:05:59.880
three have done? I think signing
up for a boxing ring. I think

914
01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:05.119
signing up for a boxing match for
a note with no real hint of training

915
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:09.480
at all was probably like probably the
biggest thing that I could the biggest thing

916
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:13.519
that I can imagine. That's fair
that I've done. Yeah, that's like

917
01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:16.760
that, I I I probably,
I mean in my mind, I maybe

918
01:06:16.760 --> 01:06:21.280
I've told this before, but I
this was the dumbest thing I've ever done

919
01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:27.880
as far as when I was at
a house party and my friend had to

920
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:30.360
leave and go hang out with his
girlfriend. So of course I harassed him,

921
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:32.119
berated him for being a bitch,
like, oh, she's got your

922
01:06:32.119 --> 01:06:35.639
balls and stuff, you know,
I'm like, you're a pussy and yeah,

923
01:06:35.760 --> 01:06:40.760
exactly, just call him pussy went
essentially, And so I jump in

924
01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:44.199
the bed of his truck as he's
taking off, and then I'm like do

925
01:06:44.199 --> 01:06:45.679
you remember this? Yeah, And
I'm like, all right, he's getting

926
01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:50.519
too far away from the house,
and I'm like, I'm going to I'm

927
01:06:50.599 --> 01:06:56.360
going to jump out of the bed
of the truck and land on my feet

928
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:00.639
like just like like like I can't
I literally this, like I'm moving.

929
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:03.400
He's probably going at least twenty miles
an hour, or something I don't know,

930
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:08.599
and then I, of course I
tumbled, why were you in the

931
01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:11.159
back of a car? Why were
in because that was just one of those

932
01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:14.320
things where he's about to take off
and I jumped in like like, oh,

933
01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:17.440
he probably will stop because he doesn't
want to leave with somebody in the

934
01:07:17.480 --> 01:07:20.719
bed of his fucking It was a
bit. It was a bit. Yeah,

935
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:25.559
it was totally. There's a bit
total. You thought he would notice,

936
01:07:25.599 --> 01:07:30.239
he didn't, and then you found
yourself in a situation I could have

937
01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:34.760
easily How scary is that? No, no, no, no way,

938
01:07:35.280 --> 01:07:40.079
I've written another freeway in the in
the back of a truck. It's it's

939
01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:44.360
creepy, but it's not. Uh, it's not as bad as you think

940
01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:47.960
that ship. I mean I was
a kid. I would never do that.

941
01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:51.119
As an adult, it's crazy.
I would jump out of my own

942
01:07:51.119 --> 01:07:58.280
anxiety like you see now you see
what? But see the problem is I

943
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:00.199
thought, and that's the thing that
I can't get over it. Just think.

944
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:04.119
I don't know how I thought I
possibly was gonna just be like and

945
01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:08.440
I think I said this before.
This is probably years ago on the podcast

946
01:08:08.599 --> 01:08:12.920
where I thought it was gonna land, like when that giant chick from Matilda.

947
01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:15.880
She'd jump from the second story of
the of the house and she just

948
01:08:16.000 --> 01:08:18.720
like plans, like she just lands, like in a way that most people

949
01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:23.279
would probably break an ankle or really
roll it or something, and she just

950
01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:28.039
boom lands. And I just pictured
myself landing, and I feel like that

951
01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:31.079
is absolutely something Cramer would do.
He would totally Oh, I thought I

952
01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:33.039
thought I was gonna I thought I
was gonna stick it, you know what

953
01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:36.840
kind of Yeah, yeah, I
don't have those moments because like we when

954
01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:41.960
we I the apartment that I lived
in was very much we were the we

955
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.640
had the Jerry apartment, you know, and like it would be like I

956
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.600
think Jalen and Joe are genuinely our
friends. Jalen and Joe are probably the

957
01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:53.399
most like that where they they just
come home it's like, oh, hey,

958
01:08:53.479 --> 01:08:58.520
yeah, I got I got eighteen
pounds of free jerky, and you're

959
01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:04.800
like, why do we have this? Do you remember that you were experienced?

960
01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:11.119
What are those boxes? There's box
is a jerky in the living Joe

961
01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:14.560
would come home with just like random
free food or just or just like he

962
01:09:14.600 --> 01:09:17.960
would come home with like chicken that
was brown that like he that he was

963
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:19.720
trying to cook and it's like,
bro, that looks like steak. Don't

964
01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:26.279
eat that. You're gonna get yourself
so sick and just just and Jalen's very

965
01:09:26.359 --> 01:09:29.199
much that guy. Jalen will wander. He sent me like this thing.

966
01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:30.960
It was like he was he was
like, hey, you want to get

967
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:33.000
on Halo tonight and I'm like,
yeah, sure, what are you up

968
01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:35.159
to right now? It's like,
oh, I just followed this guy.

969
01:09:36.199 --> 01:09:40.199
Uh, this guy was talking to
me on the street and then I just

970
01:09:40.279 --> 01:09:44.079
ended up following him into this building. And I'm just chilling with a bunch

971
01:09:44.119 --> 01:09:46.880
of these illegal gamblers. But I'll
be home soon. I'm just like,

972
01:09:47.199 --> 01:09:49.239
what do you mean. It's like, yeah, they're gambling stuff. I

973
01:09:49.239 --> 01:09:51.359
don't really want to. I don't
really know what's going on. I'm kind

974
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:55.199
of scared. I'll go home like
later like whatever. I'm just like,

975
01:09:55.239 --> 01:09:59.319
why do you want? Like he
just seeks out stories, I think just

976
01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:01.840
to have you know what I mean. I'm not. I'm not that person.

977
01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:05.600
I think Jalen. For me,
I've I've done a lot of stupid

978
01:10:05.600 --> 01:10:09.760
stuff and the problem is that I've
I've gotten to pot why I try to

979
01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:13.279
avoid it, but I still end
up involved in things that don't make sense,

980
01:10:14.119 --> 01:10:16.800
and I'm like why am I here? Like constant, like why am

981
01:10:16.840 --> 01:10:19.079
I here? Like there was one
time when I was younger, I'd freaking

982
01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:23.039
like I don't know what I was
doing. I was with my cousin and

983
01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:28.079
my cousin was like moving something you
shouldn't have had, And this dude had

984
01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:30.319
like a golden gun on the table
and I was like, what am I

985
01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:34.399
looking at right now? It was
just a gun that was just it looked

986
01:10:34.439 --> 01:10:38.640
like guess I haven't seen Atlanta,
have you? It looked like a golden

987
01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:40.800
degle. And I was like,
why am I here? I was supposed

988
01:10:40.840 --> 01:10:44.359
to be getting dropped off at home. It's I go play fucking like years

989
01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:47.560
two? Why am I in this
house? Hell? Yeah? Yeah?

990
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:51.359
Or like I would follow girls to
places where it would just be like dangerous

991
01:10:51.399 --> 01:10:57.199
and I'm like I shouldn't be here. I what is that? Like I

992
01:10:57.199 --> 01:10:59.079
would have hang out with girls and
Kay, you want to come out with

993
01:10:59.239 --> 01:11:00.920
my friend? Were gonna go?
And I'm like all right, cool,

994
01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:06.239
And I'm like fishing out valley and
I'm like I'm like almost gonna hang out

995
01:11:06.239 --> 01:11:10.159
with this. I'm just gonna follow
this bitch around because clearly I'm gonna try

996
01:11:10.199 --> 01:11:13.680
to get laid. Stop saying that
I'm saying like that's I'm saying you follow

997
01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:15.600
women around. It's a horrible way
to say that. I don't. I

998
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:20.239
don't get it. Yeah, follower
clipped out, you didn't know. Just

999
01:11:20.279 --> 01:11:25.319
out of context, that sounds awful. I would never say. I would

1000
01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:28.600
never say if I was hanging out
with you that like, oh I followed

1001
01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:30.239
Kingston home? Like I would never. I would never put it that way.

1002
01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:33.239
I'm just I'm just using words that
they're supposed to be. We're used.

1003
01:11:33.239 --> 01:11:36.520
But everybody is weird, sound freaking
some stalking women, which I do.

1004
01:11:36.960 --> 01:11:41.079
I don't freaking like I'm it's hard
work, man, but someone's gotta

1005
01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:47.560
do it exactly. And he's on
their toes. Oh man, it's so

1006
01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:58.039
fucking horrible. Uh, I don't
little game man even t grown and he

1007
01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:00.479
says, hey, boys, have
a quick one here. I was curious

1008
01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:03.840
how Chris and Kingston met, and
maybe here a story or two of when

1009
01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:06.760
you two had, uh had first
hung out. Have a great one ticket.

1010
01:12:06.880 --> 01:12:11.399
We've probably been over this many many
episodes ago, probably like in the

1011
01:12:11.479 --> 01:12:15.119
fucking probably before episode one hundred.
Obviously we definitely got into it like an

1012
01:12:15.119 --> 01:12:19.159
early episode. Yeah, but I
actually don't I don't recall the first time,

1013
01:12:19.560 --> 01:12:27.079
Remember, I don't remember the first
time. I remember instances where I

1014
01:12:27.439 --> 01:12:31.880
where there are vivid memories. I
remember like at that Dinam you were at

1015
01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:35.239
Joe's house and you were talking about
like it was just like when it's like

1016
01:12:35.359 --> 01:12:41.720
right after they released the first trailer
for Destiny. Oh yeah, and then

1017
01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:45.920
I first met you. Wait,
so how did that? Uh? Who

1018
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:47.079
knew who? Like? How did
you guys end up at Joe's house?

1019
01:12:47.359 --> 01:12:54.439
I was I would just finish high
school, but I knew Joe and a

1020
01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:56.840
bunch of other girl friends. But
they worked at Dunkle where I was working

1021
01:12:56.880 --> 01:13:01.399
at. And how did you get
there? Chris? Through Joe? So

1022
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:05.640
you both knew So you both knew
Joe. We both knew Joe. And

1023
01:13:05.720 --> 01:13:10.920
I think because I was in college, because I was in college before you.

1024
01:13:11.039 --> 01:13:15.239
I think I'm pretty sure that college
and I knew you guys already right

1025
01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:18.680
oh here from from before and that's
when I became friends to everybody, really

1026
01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:23.359
but me and Crisade told that first. Yeah, that's very real. I

1027
01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:25.520
tell that to people, and they
don't. They think it's a joke.

1028
01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:28.600
They think they think it's like a
bit, but it's it's very real.

1029
01:13:28.800 --> 01:13:34.960
But I couldn't fucking stand him because
I don't even remember why specifically. I

1030
01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:41.560
just remember like it's like something about
him really bothered me because I am the

1031
01:13:41.720 --> 01:13:46.039
coolest guy ever, like actually,
and I'm like, what the I'm so

1032
01:13:46.279 --> 01:13:51.720
I'm so obnoxiously likable? Actually,
that's so there you go. This is

1033
01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:55.680
exactly what I'm talking about. I'm
very likable. I'm very likable. You

1034
01:13:56.359 --> 01:13:59.479
can say what you just say what
you want. I am a very likable

1035
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:08.479
guy. You remembering now it's all
coming back to me boasting, the boasting,

1036
01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:16.600
and and it's the boasting and the
hubris and just you're I'm so likable,

1037
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:27.520
So I'm fastly better than everybody.
Yeah, dude, I don't know.

1038
01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:30.399
I don't I don't remember exactly,
but like there was because I had

1039
01:14:30.439 --> 01:14:31.840
my group of friends, right,
and I hung out with them constantly and

1040
01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:34.520
it was like always the same core
group of people. And then all of

1041
01:14:34.560 --> 01:14:39.720
a sudden, here's this fucking boastful
idiot who's just here all the time talking

1042
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:42.560
about how likable he is and It's
like, who is this guy? This

1043
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:46.159
sucks. They're ruining my mid entirely
made it crazy? Is that at first?

1044
01:14:46.239 --> 01:14:48.680
You know it's crazy someone is like
my brother. Brother to me too,

1045
01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:54.479
is Jalen. Me and Jillen couldn't
stand each other at first. Yeah,

1046
01:14:55.159 --> 01:15:00.000
And it's so weird because Jalen,
which is weird because me and Jay

1047
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:03.479
only became so cool so fast,
being the only black kids in our friend

1048
01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:08.239
group. We would just see everybody
else behave differently, like it is that

1049
01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:14.239
weird to you too? And he's
like very very weird. But then what

1050
01:15:14.279 --> 01:15:15.840
happens. We ended up living together. I was already very close to Jail

1051
01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:18.199
and I was cool with Chris by
the time moved into each other. But

1052
01:15:18.239 --> 01:15:21.159
then we lived with each other.
We went through like our formative twenties with

1053
01:15:21.199 --> 01:15:25.119
each other, and we all became
really close. That's pretty much what happened.

1054
01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:29.960
Yeah, the twenties. I was
more okay with you being there when

1055
01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:31.720
we when we moved in together,
I was like, all right, I

1056
01:15:31.800 --> 01:15:35.520
guess this will lower my bill there, this will lower my bill tremendous,

1057
01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:39.079
Yeah for real, because I just
didn't know him really like I just like

1058
01:15:39.159 --> 01:15:45.119
I knew all I knew was that
he was boastful and fucking dude. The

1059
01:15:45.239 --> 01:15:50.840
Hubris was crazy. It's still was
not that dude. I was not I'm

1060
01:15:50.840 --> 01:15:56.680
not that. I'm not that Hubris. That's insane. Anyway, I have

1061
01:15:56.880 --> 01:16:00.159
several problems have seven. Actually this
actually I didn't. I didn't know,

1062
01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.039
so this is really so this is
so initially I'll tell you what it was,

1063
01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:06.319
because like, the the goal was
like I drove out there with Jalen,

1064
01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:10.319
right, Me and Jalen drove out
there together, right, And so

1065
01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:12.439
the goal was saying, I do
know Jaylen for a really long time.

1066
01:16:12.439 --> 01:16:14.319
And so the goal was like,
all right, Jaleen and I are going

1067
01:16:14.399 --> 01:16:18.199
to get this place. And then
at the time that I was coming to

1068
01:16:18.600 --> 01:16:23.600
actually like figure out my stuff when
I was going to live, it sort

1069
01:16:23.600 --> 01:16:29.720
of became me, Jalen and Kingston
without my real like I didn't. I

1070
01:16:29.760 --> 01:16:31.399
wasn't really prepared for that. That
wasn't really like part of the plan.

1071
01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:34.479
It's why I like the apartment that
we got just didn't suit us like we

1072
01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:38.720
had it. We got a two
bedroom and Kingston was in the living room,

1073
01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:40.640
and that like annoyed me because I
was like, oh my god,

1074
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:43.359
the living room's gone, like we
don't have a living room, and like,

1075
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:46.239
so I think I was just annoyed
at just like how because I really

1076
01:16:46.239 --> 01:16:51.960
build up a plan right for my
for if if I build up if my

1077
01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:58.159
Friday goes slightly awry, it it
frustrates the hell out of me. That's

1078
01:16:58.199 --> 01:17:00.640
it brings me back to it.
It brings me one hundred percent, But

1079
01:17:00.880 --> 01:17:03.199
it brings me back to what It
brings me back to when I was like

1080
01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:05.880
a kid and my mom would be
like, Hey, we're gonna I'm gonna

1081
01:17:05.880 --> 01:17:08.560
go to the supermarket. Do you
want to come with me? And I'd

1082
01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:10.279
be like, we're just going to
the supermarket, right, and you'd be

1083
01:17:10.279 --> 01:17:12.000
like yeah. And then it's like
I'll be like, okay, fine,

1084
01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:15.319
I prepare myself for going to the
supermarket, and then when we're done with

1085
01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:16.880
the supermarket, I prepare myself to
go back home. But then it always

1086
01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:18.840
would be come at the end of
the supermarket and be like, okay,

1087
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:23.159
now let's go over to Mary or
like all right, now let's go over

1088
01:17:23.239 --> 01:17:29.000
to the let's let's cross the Brooklyn
Bridge and time it. Well, I

1089
01:17:29.039 --> 01:17:32.800
didn't have a constantly, dude,
I didn't have a choice for a long

1090
01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:35.119
time. And then when I finally
had when I when I finally was like,

1091
01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:38.960
listen, I'm not going. I'm
not going because I know what's going

1092
01:17:38.960 --> 01:17:41.600
to happen. I'm going to be
a hostage to this boring situation. When

1093
01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:43.720
I could just be at home,
enjoy my life and talking to my friends,

1094
01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:45.840
I'm not doing this. And that's
that's when it became okay. But

1095
01:17:45.920 --> 01:17:49.079
it was that, It was very
It was that, but like times a

1096
01:17:49.119 --> 01:17:53.800
lot, because now instead of living
with Jalen, who I had planned this

1097
01:17:53.880 --> 01:17:56.640
with, I was living with this
person that I didn't really know and didn't

1098
01:17:56.640 --> 01:18:00.239
really get along with that well for
the next several months, you know what

1099
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:03.479
I mean. And this happened.
I don't so because one is that,

1100
01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:05.920
Because what happened is that when I
moved here. First, first of all,

1101
01:18:05.920 --> 01:18:09.079
I moved here and I was fucking
poor shit. I couldn't hear rent

1102
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:14.039
for most of the time. So
Chris helped me out a ton that would

1103
01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:16.119
have been on the street. So
Chris, dude, I got you,

1104
01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:20.279
don't trip like I understand, you're
going through bullshit. Don't worry about it.

1105
01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:26.039
And I was, but I was
also very frustrated that you were going

1106
01:18:26.119 --> 01:18:28.920
that you that you didn't have that
money. It was I helped you,

1107
01:18:29.039 --> 01:18:30.119
and I was fine with it,
but I was also like, god,

1108
01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:36.439
damn it, oh damn what happened. But but what happened is what happened?

1109
01:18:36.520 --> 01:18:39.920
Is this right? This is what
this this is what things became weird.

1110
01:18:40.520 --> 01:18:45.960
You realized how well I played off
of you made joke wise, Yeah,

1111
01:18:46.039 --> 01:18:48.319
yeah, because we didn't. We
didn't. We didn't. We didn't

1112
01:18:48.439 --> 01:18:51.319
know that we made each other funnier. We didn't know that yet because we

1113
01:18:51.399 --> 01:18:54.880
didn't. We usually didn't joke with
each other. We were kind of just

1114
01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:58.119
like, I know, Chris,
you gotta you gotta back up a little

1115
01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:01.800
bit because there's still a little sure
how I didn't just show up Jalen.

1116
01:19:01.840 --> 01:19:04.560
It offered me because Jaalen knew I
was thinking about moving away from home as

1117
01:19:04.600 --> 01:19:09.119
well. Right, So Jyalen was
like, dude, come over with me

1118
01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:14.840
and Chris. Yeah, Jalen brought
that to you, Chris, and then

1119
01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:18.000
you were just like, I guess
what did you do? Did you?

1120
01:19:18.079 --> 01:19:20.479
What did living together? Because before
I got there, I know I was

1121
01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:24.640
gonna I was live with you in
Jalen. Yeah, So I had no

1122
01:19:24.720 --> 01:19:30.119
idea. I had no real idea
that I thought. Tell you, it

1123
01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:32.239
wasn't great. I'll say it this
way. He might have told me,

1124
01:19:32.439 --> 01:19:35.439
but like I think it was communicated
differently. It was like he'll be crashing

1125
01:19:35.479 --> 01:19:38.680
with us for a while or something
like that. I can't remember specifically,

1126
01:19:38.760 --> 01:19:41.760
it's all very long ago. But
the point is that I was just not

1127
01:19:41.880 --> 01:19:45.880
prepared for that situation, right,
And so I'm very much the kind of

1128
01:19:45.039 --> 01:19:47.840
and this is a problem that I
have just generally where it's just like I

1129
01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:51.920
don't really say no when even when
I really should. To be honest,

1130
01:19:53.239 --> 01:19:56.239
that wasn't really a situation where I
should have buckled down, because like obviously

1131
01:19:56.279 --> 01:19:58.960
he needed a place to say,
I'm not going to kick somebody out on

1132
01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:01.279
the street like I just fused to
do that. There were many other situations

1133
01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.520
that happened very similarly to that that
we won't get to do on the show.

1134
01:20:04.560 --> 01:20:09.439
The amount of people that lived with
it's so crazy looking back on the

1135
01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:12.960
amount of people that lived with us, who would that stick? Like our

1136
01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:16.119
home was just the revolving door places. Yeah, we had in eleven months,

1137
01:20:16.159 --> 01:20:20.039
we had seven people living there at
some point, like not altogether,

1138
01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:21.920
but at some point there was like
for three months, it would be one

1139
01:20:21.960 --> 01:20:25.359
person. For three months, it'd
be like one person. Then there would

1140
01:20:25.359 --> 01:20:27.840
be like overlap where there would be
two more people in addition to us.

1141
01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:30.720
It was weird. But so it
was just not what we planned it all.

1142
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:32.920
And but but yeah, I didn't
expect that to happen, and I

1143
01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:36.560
was frustrated. And he just was
he couldn't pay rent because he you know,

1144
01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:40.000
he just didn't never, he just
couldn't figure things out. And that

1145
01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:43.239
was frustrated. I understood it,
but it was frustrating and so like whatever,

1146
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:45.960
and then at some point, like
we would we obviously you live around

1147
01:20:46.039 --> 01:20:48.640
somebody, you live with somebody,
you get you kind of inherently you're just

1148
01:20:48.720 --> 01:20:53.720
forced to spend time with this person, and you're just kind of like,

1149
01:20:53.800 --> 01:20:57.800
okay, like we've got we We
think a lot of the same things are

1150
01:20:57.840 --> 01:21:01.880
funny, like we bounce off of
each other pretty well. And like you

1151
01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:04.960
weren't even really suppose I was.
The goal was never to put you in

1152
01:21:05.079 --> 01:21:11.479
videos ever, you know what I
mean, I specifically well because my thought

1153
01:21:11.680 --> 01:21:15.680
was I want to be reliant on
me, like if Sweeny, if Sweeney

1154
01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:17.960
lives here for like six months and
then he'd moved somewhere else. I don't

1155
01:21:18.000 --> 01:21:20.600
want to suddenly have this problem where
it's like, oh, I have this

1156
01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:24.159
ingredient to my videos that I can't
use anymore, you know what I mean.

1157
01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:27.000
Like, so it was initially just
that, and I was just making

1158
01:21:27.039 --> 01:21:29.439
a video because that's what I needed
to do to make money. And then

1159
01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:33.159
you just wandered into screen and then
it's like, all right, well he's

1160
01:21:33.279 --> 01:21:41.760
a part of this now confused money. Yeah. And I would record videos

1161
01:21:41.800 --> 01:21:44.640
and then he would and he would
scream from like I would be doing videos

1162
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:45.960
and I would be making jokes or
whatever. I would say some out of

1163
01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:48.680
pocket shit for the video, and
then he would yell from the living room,

1164
01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:54.520
you're wrong, You're dumb, You're
stupid. What do you fucking like?

1165
01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:57.119
And it was funny. It was
funny. So I left it in

1166
01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:59.239
and people were like, what the
fuck is going on? And so it

1167
01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:00.960
just kind of became like that,
and it was just like, all right,

1168
01:22:00.039 --> 01:22:08.960
well, now, the huge it
would have been so rich, it

1169
01:22:09.000 --> 01:22:12.119
would have been yeah, it would
have been yeah at the time, it

1170
01:22:12.159 --> 01:22:15.199
would have been really smart. But
you know, we didn't have that setup

1171
01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:18.039
yet. We didn't. But honestly, truthfully like it. That was.

1172
01:22:18.720 --> 01:22:26.359
It really took me getting over the
fact that you just it took me really

1173
01:22:26.399 --> 01:22:28.840
getting over the fact that, Okay, we're funny together, that's cool.

1174
01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:33.039
I really had to work really hard
internally to get over the fact that you

1175
01:22:33.199 --> 01:22:41.079
weren't paying rent for a long time, because it was just because I because

1176
01:22:41.079 --> 01:22:43.880
I just I remember when I moved
out there. Initially, I stayed for

1177
01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:45.119
three months and I couldn't find the
job, and I was like, this

1178
01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:47.920
is not working. I cannot,
I cannot bum on these people's couches.

1179
01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:51.439
I'm gonna go home, and I
just I I failed, you know,

1180
01:22:51.479 --> 01:22:53.920
I like, I straight up,
I was just like I went home and

1181
01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:55.720
I was like, you know what, I tried, I failed whatever,

1182
01:22:56.760 --> 01:22:58.760
And it was frustrated to me.
But then I realized, like, okay,

1183
01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:01.439
we're funny, he's helping videos.
I'm gonna get my value out of

1184
01:23:01.479 --> 01:23:04.840
this guy. So I so then
I would just throw shit at him.

1185
01:23:04.880 --> 01:23:10.560
I would abuse him, and that
was that was. That was so he

1186
01:23:11.560 --> 01:23:17.239
could live there and I wouldn't feel
so annoyed that he just couldn't pay up,

1187
01:23:17.279 --> 01:23:19.000
you know what I mean, Because
it's just like, Okay, he's

1188
01:23:19.199 --> 01:23:24.000
adding something to the videos that helps
us pay rent, So that's that's payment.

1189
01:23:24.159 --> 01:23:27.520
Like, it's fine, but I'm
gonna throw milk at you. I'm

1190
01:23:27.560 --> 01:23:31.359
gonna your food. I'm gonna harass
you whenever I have to make something,

1191
01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:34.960
so prepare for that. I don't
think we've ever talked about this, No,

1192
01:23:35.239 --> 01:23:39.760
I mean I certainly don't think.
Don't I think we've talked about it.

1193
01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:44.800
I think I think we've talked about
it. But I don't think I

1194
01:23:44.880 --> 01:23:48.039
did not know this lore. I
thought I assumed you guys met in New

1195
01:23:48.119 --> 01:23:53.399
York, and you guys were well
acquainted, so we were each other.

1196
01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:55.960
What I mean is like, well
like you guys, not the way that

1197
01:23:56.119 --> 01:23:58.760
it has been described to me.
Now, I'm like, this is it

1198
01:23:58.960 --> 01:24:04.000
makes knowing all this stuff so much
funnier that we're abusing this dude and saying

1199
01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:09.000
all this Like I thought, you
guys were like really like close already from

1200
01:24:09.039 --> 01:24:13.000
the beginning, before you even moved
over here. We were. We were

1201
01:24:13.079 --> 01:24:15.039
friends who we were. We were
friends who were frequently around each other,

1202
01:24:15.479 --> 01:24:21.199
We were close living each other.
He didn't plan. There was no plan

1203
01:24:21.319 --> 01:24:26.399
for you to be I didn't know
that. I didn't just show up in

1204
01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:31.880
California. Respective it sounds a little
bit like front like that from from my

1205
01:24:32.079 --> 01:24:34.800
perspective, that's what it was.
I know that that's I know that that's

1206
01:24:34.840 --> 01:24:42.560
not true because obviously no one just
shows up somewhere without a plan in California,

1207
01:24:42.720 --> 01:24:47.479
Like I'm here now and I adhere
to the group. No, well,

1208
01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:50.039
I just want to bring up we
can move on after this, but

1209
01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:55.560
because I know how interesting this is. But I think it's fascinating. But

1210
01:24:55.680 --> 01:25:00.840
they were fascinating for more lore now. So Jalen I our friend. He's

1211
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:03.399
a great friend, but like he's
also very spontaneous, right, So like

1212
01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:06.800
even when I moved to La,
like he was like he called me like

1213
01:25:06.960 --> 01:25:12.319
two weeks before and he was like, hey, do you want to just

1214
01:25:13.680 --> 01:25:16.239
move to LA with me in two
weeks? And I was like, oh

1215
01:25:17.159 --> 01:25:20.000
yeah, okay. I thought about
it for like a day. I thought

1216
01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:21.840
about it for like twenty four hours, and I was like, yeah,

1217
01:25:21.920 --> 01:25:25.520
I'll do it. Because I just
didn't have anything going out for me in

1218
01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:27.920
New York. I applied to like
a million jobs and they weren't getting back

1219
01:25:27.920 --> 01:25:30.680
to me. I was like fuck
this place. So I was just ready

1220
01:25:30.760 --> 01:25:32.680
to go. And so I think
a similar thing happened to this is like

1221
01:25:32.720 --> 01:25:36.359
you probably planned on moving, but
like he's very lase faire with the way

1222
01:25:36.399 --> 01:25:39.960
he like talks about that stuff.
So like I just straight up did not

1223
01:25:40.359 --> 01:25:44.039
know. But I think we became
friends. We became friends quickly. I

1224
01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:45.560
would say, like it was.
It wasn't like over the span of years

1225
01:25:45.600 --> 01:25:49.520
and we like I would say,
like I would say initially, like the

1226
01:25:49.640 --> 01:25:54.479
first I think, after the first
New Year's that we had, I think

1227
01:25:54.520 --> 01:25:58.039
we were all pretty like, we
were all pretty friendly at that point,

1228
01:25:58.520 --> 01:26:02.119
Like by the time we lived in
that second apartment closed by that moment.

1229
01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:04.680
Yeah, and that was only like
eleven months later, you know what I

1230
01:26:04.760 --> 01:26:09.319
mean. So it wasn't like that
last song here. First apartment is due

1231
01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:13.640
the stories we could tell about the
first apartment, we could make episodes of

1232
01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:17.880
the podcast about like our first apartment
living there. I wanted I wanted to

1233
01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:21.399
write some of it out because it
really is it. It feels like I

1234
01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:24.520
was talking about it with Jalen when
my parents weren't town and we were just

1235
01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:27.640
like reminiscing well well, and my
parents were asking us questions. We're talking

1236
01:26:27.640 --> 01:26:30.199
about like, yeah, we had
a hopeless man living in our leaving for

1237
01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:32.760
like a little from Lily's perspective,
Lily like talks about an old apartment.

1238
01:26:32.840 --> 01:26:35.640
She was like, that place was
insane. Yeah, it was just a

1239
01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:41.479
completely bananous Our window shut out,
Our windows got shot out twice. But

1240
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:44.279
I was stuck there. I was
stuck there with a freaking girl from other

1241
01:26:44.359 --> 01:26:45.760
country and the windows got shot out. I know this, me and this

1242
01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:47.960
European girl. And I was like, I don't know how to talk to

1243
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.800
you from Europe. You've been the
same language as me, but I just

1244
01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:58.119
don't know how to speak to you. Yeah, so it's happening. Yeah,

1245
01:26:58.159 --> 01:27:02.479
this is I really I really want
to write. I want to sincerely

1246
01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:08.840
actually, and we can move on
immediately after this, but I do sincerely

1247
01:27:08.920 --> 01:27:13.039
want to get you, me and
Jalen together to talk about that, just

1248
01:27:13.119 --> 01:27:15.279
so we can document it and write
it down, because I think there are

1249
01:27:15.319 --> 01:27:17.119
a lot of really good ideas that
each of us, like, I remember

1250
01:27:17.159 --> 01:27:18.880
some of it, Jayleen remember some
of it, and I think you remember

1251
01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:21.279
some of it that we both don't
remember that I want to get it all

1252
01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:26.680
on paper because so much of it
is fucking outrageous. There's a story that

1253
01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:30.720
I love. I love when that
girl pissed in Jalen's bed. It was

1254
01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:34.680
the funniest fun there's so there's a
lot, there's a lot, there's a

1255
01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:43.880
lot. It was one let's not
get into it to Okay, it's actually

1256
01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:47.199
you know what actually would be a
great extra AMMO to get if we could

1257
01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:51.760
get Jalen on to like reminisce about
that stuff as dedicated kind. That could

1258
01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:55.159
be fun. I'd love to listen
to. That'd be great, yeah,

1259
01:27:55.399 --> 01:27:58.119
because there's a lot of great stories
from that time. But but yeah,

1260
01:27:58.239 --> 01:28:01.199
dude, like it's uh, but
we But initially in those first few videos,

1261
01:28:01.720 --> 01:28:05.640
when I'm being a dick to Sweeney, I'm I'm I'm being like not

1262
01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:11.880
like eighty percent genuine where I'm like, I'm not having a good time with

1263
01:28:12.000 --> 01:28:15.079
this person. Oh my god,
that is which is really funny. I

1264
01:28:15.159 --> 01:28:16.039
think it makes it. I think
it makes it ten times fun. It's

1265
01:28:16.039 --> 01:28:19.039
why I edited him saying that in
the first place. Oh my, it's

1266
01:28:19.039 --> 01:28:27.000
why I edited. It's why I
was like, so there was there's a

1267
01:28:27.000 --> 01:28:28.720
little bit of fun. So what
it was it was like, because I

1268
01:28:28.800 --> 01:28:30.159
was making a video right now,
was I was making some bullshit video for

1269
01:28:30.199 --> 01:28:32.800
the second channel. It's still on
this podcast channel. It's still on the

1270
01:28:32.880 --> 01:28:38.000
Dark Tank where it's Tom Sweeny and
I'm just trying to make a video and

1271
01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:43.880
then he wanders in intruding on my
on my video, and I'm like,

1272
01:28:43.920 --> 01:28:45.119
God, all right, you want
to be in this video. You want

1273
01:28:45.119 --> 01:28:46.720
to be in the video, you
want to be you want to be on

1274
01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:53.439
online. Okay, well I'll try
this, all right, let me all

1275
01:28:53.520 --> 01:28:57.520
right, let me put you online. But it was it was funny.

1276
01:28:57.560 --> 01:29:03.159
I'm yeah, wild, this is
I feel like I feel like you're you're

1277
01:29:03.239 --> 01:29:08.359
You're saying things like you're on like
the Joe Rogan's pot, like you're you're

1278
01:29:08.399 --> 01:29:12.479
giving us lord that I was never
expecting, and it's just like what the

1279
01:29:12.600 --> 01:29:15.520
fuck? And my mind's being blown
that I'm like, wow, I can

1280
01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:19.359
only imagine, Well, like people
who were longtime fans of yours or whatever

1281
01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:25.239
are probably like just their minds are
fried right now, because I've definitely mentioned

1282
01:29:25.359 --> 01:29:29.439
I've definitely mentioned this on stream at
least at least at least like, okay,

1283
01:29:29.680 --> 01:29:31.680
not in depth, not this in
depth. I would say this is

1284
01:29:31.720 --> 01:29:34.279
definitely like obviously because Sweeney's here,
we're talking about it. Yeah, but

1285
01:29:34.319 --> 01:29:38.279
like I've definitely talked about it on
stream before, Like I definitely were vocal

1286
01:29:38.319 --> 01:29:40.279
about like what do you call it? Like us living together in our first

1287
01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:44.279
switch beforehand. Yeah, and we
were not close. I remember arguing in

1288
01:29:44.359 --> 01:29:47.239
a in a in a diner with
you at like like very loudly. Oh

1289
01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:50.760
my god. We were when we
were particularly young then, though we were

1290
01:29:50.800 --> 01:29:56.600
particularly young then. We were like
you were like seventeen eighteen myself. Yeah,

1291
01:29:57.319 --> 01:30:00.479
about like how much he hates Kanye
West And I'm like, oh,

1292
01:30:00.560 --> 01:30:02.399
Kanye's a pretty decent artist. I
never said that, like Kanye is a

1293
01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:06.039
person. Right after. It was
right after Bound Too, and I remember

1294
01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:12.199
it's like and he was like,
You're like, what are you talking about?

1295
01:30:12.239 --> 01:30:14.239
He's like one of the greatest.
It was like you think Bound Too

1296
01:30:14.479 --> 01:30:15.920
is like the work of like one
of the greatest, Like are you fucking

1297
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:20.199
insane? And loud? We got
this really like we were loud in this

1298
01:30:20.359 --> 01:30:26.000
dining. It was so funny in
retrospect. But yeah, that's that's all.

1299
01:30:26.199 --> 01:30:30.199
That's all real. Have you looked
at some of these uh, like

1300
01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:32.119
I'm looking at your hate The gays
numbers one hundred fifty four K, which

1301
01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:38.920
is hilarious, hilarious, one hundred
and fifty four thousands. That and under

1302
01:30:38.960 --> 01:30:42.600
it that just showed up is you
guys did a Q and a Why Are

1303
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:47.960
You Black? Is the that's almost
said. Dude, it's nine undred and

1304
01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:53.079
seventy eight k. Holy hell,
that is a good title though, to

1305
01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:56.680
be fair, like why are You
Black? The fact that video got almost

1306
01:30:56.720 --> 01:31:02.479
a million views is insane? Dude, Yeah, dude, that same thing.

1307
01:31:03.079 --> 01:31:04.880
Yeah, I kind of want to. I think it'd be fun to

1308
01:31:04.920 --> 01:31:10.520
do a stream where where you and
I watched some of those videos back because

1309
01:31:11.000 --> 01:31:13.399
because it's so long ago at this
point that like I feel like we have

1310
01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:19.600
like completely different like we're in such
different headspaces. You guys totally got to

1311
01:31:19.640 --> 01:31:23.520
do it. That's a that's a
fucking great idea. We know we gotta

1312
01:31:23.560 --> 01:31:25.239
do again. You know, we
gotta do again. We gotta do another

1313
01:31:25.279 --> 01:31:27.760
Twitter trash again. We have to
do another one of those again. So

1314
01:31:28.199 --> 01:31:31.399
here's here's the thing. I've been
getting a lot because I haven't done one

1315
01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:36.760
since before X was the thing because
I retired it, and uh, people

1316
01:31:36.920 --> 01:31:41.439
keep bugging me because they're like,
dude, the weird ship that's been happening,

1317
01:31:41.560 --> 01:31:45.800
like please do another one. I
when I come back, I think

1318
01:31:45.880 --> 01:31:48.359
I think, I think it's gonna
have to be done. I think there's

1319
01:31:48.399 --> 01:31:51.840
gonna have to one because there is
just too much weird shit happening. And

1320
01:31:51.920 --> 01:31:54.760
sometimes I'm like, okay, I
get it. You know what, I

1321
01:31:54.840 --> 01:31:58.199
have a pretty I have a pretty
good idea. Why not make Twitter trash

1322
01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:03.159
like a monthly not Extra Hamo.
Maybe maybe something maybe even more maybe maybe

1323
01:32:03.359 --> 01:32:09.399
maybe we do our on this episodes. Yeah, we do our episodes and

1324
01:32:09.520 --> 01:32:13.560
then we do our extra ammos and
then once a month we do trash and

1325
01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:17.039
the paint. Dude. Yeah,
remember do you remember the video of me

1326
01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:23.359
coming in? It is insulting you? Oh at the end, like where

1327
01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:28.119
like you're berating me. It is
so dude. There's just a clip of

1328
01:32:28.199 --> 01:32:30.600
that that has almost five hundred thousand
views. Yeah, yeah, we just

1329
01:32:30.640 --> 01:32:33.319
took that out. I'm like,
wow, dude, that was so long

1330
01:32:33.359 --> 01:32:35.960
ago. It was fine. I
will say, by the by the time

1331
01:32:36.239 --> 01:32:40.920
by the time I did the or
we did the why Are You Black?

1332
01:32:41.239 --> 01:32:43.880
That was March twenty seventeen, we
were friends by that point, like we

1333
01:32:43.960 --> 01:32:46.880
were pretty that was yeah, we
were well. Yeah, so it didn't

1334
01:32:46.920 --> 01:32:53.039
last long. Oh, my god, babies in this Uh it's everything related

1335
01:32:53.079 --> 01:32:56.119
to you was popping up. And
there's the first Twitter trash that we did

1336
01:32:56.600 --> 01:33:00.479
fucking nuts, like at least five
years ago. And I don't know what

1337
01:33:00.520 --> 01:33:02.760
happened to the thumbnail. It's gone. It's just a picture. You it

1338
01:33:02.920 --> 01:33:09.479
just is. I always have thumbnails
in the Twitter series. This is gone.

1339
01:33:10.079 --> 01:33:14.119
You know what that happened? That
that did happen to? I see

1340
01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:17.800
that there's a that happens to some
videos man like that sometimes like, uh,

1341
01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:21.720
what is it? The YouTube will
be like this thumbnail breaks ts or

1342
01:33:21.760 --> 01:33:25.079
something. I've had that for a
couple and then it would just default to

1343
01:33:25.159 --> 01:33:29.119
like a screenshot of the video,
right or like a still image. Yeah,

1344
01:33:29.159 --> 01:33:31.680
it's weird because I'm sure the thumbnail
was just my face looks so different

1345
01:33:31.760 --> 01:33:34.760
back then, even I'm just fatter
in general, the way my face looks

1346
01:33:35.359 --> 01:33:40.960
is just different. That what happened
is I'm definitely an adult face. Yet

1347
01:33:41.880 --> 01:33:45.119
the one from five years ago where
it's a the bonus trash that thumb that

1348
01:33:45.720 --> 01:33:49.840
me in that thumbnail, I've seen
that image of me a million times,

1349
01:33:49.880 --> 01:33:55.039
of me doing like this that they
do that is Yeah, it's funny,

1350
01:33:55.239 --> 01:34:04.119
how Yes, I've how big that
thing. It's fucking insane, but yeah

1351
01:34:04.159 --> 01:34:08.479
it is. You remember what you
called a dig vanie to put him in

1352
01:34:08.520 --> 01:34:12.520
this. We gotta drink that back
too. I I do want to get

1353
01:34:12.560 --> 01:34:15.920
back into the I do want to
get back into the habit of like making

1354
01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:19.720
videos like with with you in some
way, uh or just like you as

1355
01:34:19.760 --> 01:34:23.319
a part of It's just like,
I don't know, I gotta figure.

1356
01:34:23.640 --> 01:34:27.199
I want him to be good.
I mean I have a whole house right

1357
01:34:27.279 --> 01:34:29.680
right right, yeah, yeah,
I want a good idea. It was

1358
01:34:29.720 --> 01:34:31.800
just so easy to organically like because
what would happen a lot of the times

1359
01:34:31.880 --> 01:34:34.199
was like I would be I would
think of something in the middle of like

1360
01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:36.079
recording, and then I'd be like, funk, I gotta go. And

1361
01:34:36.119 --> 01:34:39.119
then I would walk into the living
room and you'd be there and I'd be

1362
01:34:39.159 --> 01:34:42.479
like, Hey, I'm gonna I'm
gonna do this. You You I did

1363
01:34:42.600 --> 01:34:45.720
always ask. I think you always
always like hey, look at you,

1364
01:34:45.760 --> 01:34:48.720
and I'm like, yeah, I
go for it. Yeah. I just

1365
01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:53.239
even when I was being like even
when I didn't really when I was when

1366
01:34:53.279 --> 01:34:56.520
we were not getting along super well, like and I was like annoyed,

1367
01:34:56.640 --> 01:35:00.159
I still you know, I wasn't
throwing milk at him in the middle his

1368
01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:06.439
fucking I did with you. I
did funk with you though, Like I

1369
01:35:06.520 --> 01:35:10.560
remember. I remember specifically you went
down to get food and I went into

1370
01:35:10.600 --> 01:35:14.720
your like you were playing Skyrim,
and then I just got so mad.

1371
01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:15.840
That was that made me so mad. But I was like, whatever,

1372
01:35:15.920 --> 01:35:19.920
dude, you made me a vampire
that you deleted my safe where I can

1373
01:35:20.039 --> 01:35:23.760
go back to do it. And
it was like, who does this?

1374
01:35:25.720 --> 01:35:28.880
Yeah? It was. It was
for a video. It was it was.

1375
01:35:29.079 --> 01:35:35.760
It was it was rent rent every
time every time I every time I

1376
01:35:35.840 --> 01:35:39.840
sucked them, I was like,
it's it's rent, and then it won't

1377
01:35:39.840 --> 01:35:42.960
bother me, you know. But
it is funny. It is funny talking

1378
01:35:42.960 --> 01:35:45.680
about all this because it is it
is really kind of like behind the curtain

1379
01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:49.720
type type stuff that I don't think
we've really ever talked about in this way,

1380
01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:55.960
not this, not this vocally,
right, but yeah, there you

1381
01:35:56.000 --> 01:36:00.479
go. That's some some a lore
that apparently, uh that would be I

1382
01:36:00.560 --> 01:36:03.159
guess I I guess people are gonna
be mind blown by this. I don't

1383
01:36:03.159 --> 01:36:09.439
know, maybe let's see, let's
get let's try and get I don't know

1384
01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:12.960
what do you say two more?
Uh? Yeah, there's god, there's

1385
01:36:12.960 --> 01:36:15.479
so many, so many fucking questions, guys. I actually got to go

1386
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:18.439
hard on the pan on the next
episode. Yeah, we next next episode.

1387
01:36:18.479 --> 01:36:23.640
Can't we cannot fuck around at all
episode We can't do it. You

1388
01:36:23.680 --> 01:36:26.039
can't do it? Yeah? And
by the way, how I if you

1389
01:36:26.119 --> 01:36:29.239
guys wanna I know you guys.
Are you guys do a lot for the

1390
01:36:29.479 --> 01:36:32.680
show already if you guys want to, Because like there's every time I use

1391
01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:34.560
a question, I like it.
I heard it, you know what I

1392
01:36:34.600 --> 01:36:40.079
mean? Just just so I know
that I've seen it. Uh, if

1393
01:36:40.119 --> 01:36:43.720
you whatever, it doesn't matter.
Bit into a grape shit screamed like Tom

1394
01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:45.800
and Jerry was gonna pitch something,
but then I just got you tired.

1395
01:36:45.359 --> 01:36:50.399
Bit into a grape shit screamed like
Tom and Jerry wrote in he says,

1396
01:36:50.439 --> 01:36:55.359
what's the stupidest costume you ever wore? That is when I bought a clothing

1397
01:36:55.520 --> 01:37:00.479
iron to school on Halloween. And
when that sucks. That sucks. When

1398
01:37:00.479 --> 01:37:02.880
people would say ask why I was
carrying it around, I would just say

1399
01:37:02.960 --> 01:37:09.720
I'm iron man. That sucks.
That's rough, dude. I'm surprised.

1400
01:37:10.479 --> 01:37:18.319
I'm surprised you weren't bludgeoned with that
iron for saying that crazy that would have

1401
01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:21.520
given me. You know that,
you know that boxer, That boxer got

1402
01:37:21.560 --> 01:37:24.319
punched in the in the back of
the head, and now he's like all

1403
01:37:24.399 --> 01:37:28.640
fucked up. That's really sad.
It is, really, it is,

1404
01:37:28.840 --> 01:37:31.560
It is really Oh believe me.
I watched that video like a million times

1405
01:37:31.600 --> 01:37:35.199
before I fought, because I was
like, dude, if I if I'd

1406
01:37:35.239 --> 01:37:41.560
become retarded after this, that's gonna
that's gonna really put a damper on a

1407
01:37:41.640 --> 01:37:45.039
lot of what I got planned and
a lot. I would definitely come and

1408
01:37:45.199 --> 01:37:47.680
see you, but I would also
make fun of you. Buy jump back

1409
01:37:47.800 --> 01:37:57.159
a lot. I'd be there for
you, but I also leave the room.

1410
01:37:57.359 --> 01:38:03.479
I would start laughing. That's wild
after all I've done. But yeah,

1411
01:38:03.920 --> 01:38:09.600
I can't think. I can't think
of I can't think of the weirdest

1412
01:38:09.640 --> 01:38:13.920
costume I've ever I imagine that it
was probably something that my fucking parents shoved

1413
01:38:13.960 --> 01:38:16.800
me into when I was like a
fetal kind of child, where they just

1414
01:38:16.840 --> 01:38:19.640
but it was like, let's dress
him up as the cowardly lion, or

1415
01:38:19.760 --> 01:38:23.520
like my dad. My dad dressed
me up as a soldier when I was

1416
01:38:23.920 --> 01:38:27.199
three or something. Nice. I
remember that for Halloween, I wait for

1417
01:38:27.279 --> 01:38:30.640
you to die in the war.
Yeah, dude, I was going to

1418
01:38:30.720 --> 01:38:32.920
join the military. I like,
I actually was, and then my dad

1419
01:38:33.039 --> 01:38:38.399
was like, don't do that.
It was like, yo, don't.

1420
01:38:38.520 --> 01:38:42.079
My grandpa was like, absolutely,
do not join them. I was like,

1421
01:38:42.159 --> 01:38:44.039
don't do it. I did it. I did it, So you

1422
01:38:44.119 --> 01:38:46.640
don't have to specifically like that,
You're I don't even think I'm I think

1423
01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:51.279
specifically I'm not even eligible for like
a draft. I mean even even even

1424
01:38:51.359 --> 01:38:56.640
despite the fact that I'm blind,
which should probably be a major deciding factor.

1425
01:38:56.760 --> 01:39:00.319
You can't. You can't draft next
generation, you can't drive next generation.

1426
01:39:00.720 --> 01:39:03.279
You can't well, you can't draft, especially because I'm like the only

1427
01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:06.319
child, like you cannot. Like, I don't know, I remember.

1428
01:39:06.479 --> 01:39:10.159
I don't remember the specifics of this, but and I might be totally wrong,

1429
01:39:10.239 --> 01:39:12.439
but I remember this being explained to
me, so it might have been

1430
01:39:12.439 --> 01:39:15.359
a lie, but whatever, but
I remember specifically, well, no,

1431
01:39:15.479 --> 01:39:17.000
well, Derek can anymore. You're
still good. You can't all there your

1432
01:39:17.000 --> 01:39:19.399
past thirty. I definitely cannot be
drafted. Like they're not drafted me.

1433
01:39:19.399 --> 01:39:23.680
They're gonna look at me like,
oh, this guy has like fucking uh

1434
01:39:23.920 --> 01:39:27.479
intense anxiety and he can't see and
he's five to four, Like what's the

1435
01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:31.880
fucking point of having this guy your
stealthy man, your stealth I would I

1436
01:39:31.920 --> 01:39:34.000
would have. I would have a
pretty good stealth bill to be fair.

1437
01:39:34.039 --> 01:39:36.960
But we're beyond you to be anxious. You can't fail. You'd be so

1438
01:39:38.119 --> 01:39:41.760
anxious you wouldn't be able to fail, Like, oh my god, I

1439
01:39:42.319 --> 01:39:46.079
gotta kill kill him. They put
black ops. They put you in black

1440
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:49.560
ops. Do they make you do
some real serious ship. They would put

1441
01:39:49.560 --> 01:39:54.720
me in hispanic legit wet work,
Like you're doing legit wet work like people

1442
01:39:55.159 --> 01:39:58.520
there are less people on the planet
because of what you did. Exactly.

1443
01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:01.920
Yeah, they have crazy You get
a fine putin right now. They're like

1444
01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:09.720
all right, dude, we yeah, only you can fit into this event

1445
01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:14.920
and poison the water supply for this
small village that is small village. Yeah

1446
01:40:14.960 --> 01:40:16.439
yeah you be able to do it? Would you be able to do it?

1447
01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:19.359
Like you're like, hey, if
I believed in what I was doing,

1448
01:40:19.439 --> 01:40:23.119
yeah I could, Like I could
poison a village fall Nazis like easily,

1449
01:40:23.199 --> 01:40:25.479
you know what I mean? Like
that wouldn't even that would not be

1450
01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:29.199
a problem for me. Yeah,
I could do. But if I don't

1451
01:40:29.239 --> 01:40:31.359
believe in what's happening, like no, I will fail. I don't believe

1452
01:40:31.399 --> 01:40:35.399
in my stealth li abilities, man, because sometimes I try to be I

1453
01:40:35.479 --> 01:40:40.159
try to be one hundred percent quiet
when JoJo's sleeping and I'm like, all

1454
01:40:40.279 --> 01:40:44.279
right, I'm just gonna creep around. And when I'm being so careful like

1455
01:40:44.359 --> 01:40:47.960
that, it makes me clumsy in
a way that I'll accidentally drop something or

1456
01:40:48.159 --> 01:40:50.199
you know, I'm like, fuck, and I think I would. I

1457
01:40:50.279 --> 01:40:55.640
think I would easy get make too
much noise. They're not bad, but

1458
01:40:55.720 --> 01:40:59.840
they need they must crack. And
it's not like I talked to the doctor.

1459
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:02.199
Oh no, your knees are not
bad. It's just you're you have

1460
01:41:02.479 --> 01:41:05.680
like lactic ask whatever it's called it
the build up in your knees. So

1461
01:41:05.800 --> 01:41:09.119
you stand up, they are gonna
crack. They're just gonna crack. And

1462
01:41:09.159 --> 01:41:12.720
I'm like why, It's like,
I don't know, that is very true.

1463
01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:14.399
That happens to me a lot too. My knees. Yeah, they

1464
01:41:14.560 --> 01:41:16.520
like if I inhale too hard,
my chest cracks and I'm like, what

1465
01:41:16.720 --> 01:41:26.039
the fuck is this, I'm just
find me. Yeah, you're like a

1466
01:41:26.119 --> 01:41:28.760
fucking You're like a fire cracker.
Everybody's gonna be like, what's what's that

1467
01:41:30.680 --> 01:41:34.439
popping noises? I I I genuinely
think I would be like like, but

1468
01:41:34.560 --> 01:41:38.119
the thing is, like it's we're
beyond stealth at this point. Like they

1469
01:41:38.119 --> 01:41:43.720
would just have like a like if
this was like World War one or something

1470
01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:45.720
or like even before then, like
you know what I mean, like like

1471
01:41:45.760 --> 01:41:50.439
a medieval type medieval type ship.
I would I would be set because like,

1472
01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:53.920
no one's gonna hear me. Man, Like, I'm really fucking good

1473
01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:59.000
at that. But they just put
a fucking thermo goggles on, you know,

1474
01:41:59.119 --> 01:42:00.880
and then like oh there is you
know, like oh, oh we

1475
01:42:01.000 --> 01:42:03.640
got fucking sonar like radar or whatever. By the way, do you know

1476
01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:11.079
that sonar will kill you? No? No, I had no fucking clue.

1477
01:42:11.319 --> 01:42:14.239
Like if you're if you are underwater
and you're like let's say you're like

1478
01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:15.520
a diver or something and you're just
swimming in the middle of the ocean.

1479
01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:17.920
I don't know why this would be
the case, is dumb hypothetical, but

1480
01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:20.600
like you're swimming in the middle of
the ocean and then some submarine lets out

1481
01:42:20.600 --> 01:42:26.840
of sonarar like a sonar thing,
like you'll fucking explode or like you'll die

1482
01:42:27.000 --> 01:42:31.079
like a real quick because vibration so
intense it just make you pop, yeah,

1483
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:33.359
or something or something like that.
But that's that's what I've never even

1484
01:42:33.399 --> 01:42:38.560
thought of it because I always sonar
to me is just like kill the fishes.

1485
01:42:38.720 --> 01:42:41.640
It must kill the fish, It
must fishes up, I think,

1486
01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:46.680
just blow up. I'm sure it
kills any fish. Any fish that are

1487
01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:53.720
in the vicinity are probably getting fucked
up, I imagine. Yeah, So

1488
01:42:53.800 --> 01:42:57.560
it's interesting. The test results showed
no mortality associated with the sound exposure for

1489
01:42:57.680 --> 01:43:00.000
fish, so it doesn't kill fish, but it kills so maybe it's whales,

1490
01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:06.479
like maybe minimal motalierate. For human
it's like what what? Oh?

1491
01:43:06.600 --> 01:43:10.520
So all right, so sorry,
it can kill you if you get close

1492
01:43:10.600 --> 01:43:14.000
enough, Okay, okay, sorry, if if you're on top of it,

1493
01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:16.159
okay, yeah. Lethal noise can
borre so yeah. Yeah. At

1494
01:43:16.159 --> 01:43:19.800
two hundred dicibels, the vibrations.
At two hundred descibels, the vibrations can

1495
01:43:20.039 --> 01:43:25.640
rupture your lungs, and above two
ten the lethal noise can bore straight through

1496
01:43:25.680 --> 01:43:29.840
your brain until it hemorrhages the delicate
tissue. So two hundred dicibels is a

1497
01:43:30.039 --> 01:43:31.880
lot. That makes that makes sense. I mean that's what I listen.

1498
01:43:31.920 --> 01:43:34.199
That's what that's the that's what I
listened to. Yeah, it's like the

1499
01:43:34.359 --> 01:43:40.800
average premium earbuds. Yeah yeah,
my raycons go to two hundred decibels.

1500
01:43:40.920 --> 01:43:45.119
Ye yeah, I know. I
don't have any weird costumes that I can

1501
01:43:45.159 --> 01:43:48.640
think of genuinely, like it's all
you know, Oh yeah, what costume?

1502
01:43:48.760 --> 01:43:51.399
Is it weird? The last time
I ever went triggor treating twenty ten.

1503
01:43:51.479 --> 01:43:56.000
I remember that because it was just
grab whatever you can, grab whatever

1504
01:43:56.079 --> 01:43:58.079
you can. My my friend has
a daughter, Great, I get to

1505
01:43:58.119 --> 01:44:01.560
get some candy. So I grabbed
a pumpkin mask, a witch's hat or

1506
01:44:01.600 --> 01:44:04.439
something and a cape and had a
sword. And I'm like, all right,

1507
01:44:04.479 --> 01:44:10.399
let's go icture of me that I
was a white man for Halloween one

1508
01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:15.520
time. That's very on Instagram.
Oh well, what are you serious?

1509
01:44:15.039 --> 01:44:18.520
I was a white man? Yes, well link it to me so I

1510
01:44:18.600 --> 01:44:25.319
can put in the show notes is
crazy. Yeah, we can find it.

1511
01:44:25.640 --> 01:44:27.520
Link it so I could. I
would love for people to see.

1512
01:44:28.439 --> 01:44:32.399
But I was like I had straight
hair. I had like a can people

1513
01:44:33.199 --> 01:44:39.399
are people able to access your Instagram
publicly? No? Not my not my

1514
01:44:39.520 --> 01:44:42.000
main one. Okay, they never
they forget it. You know, I

1515
01:44:42.039 --> 01:44:45.800
don't need to put in show notes
just uh yeah, because I don't.

1516
01:44:46.199 --> 01:44:49.279
Maybe I'll add it because I'll tell
you what, if you find it,

1517
01:44:49.399 --> 01:44:55.600
I'll take a screenshot and I'll add
it to the the the the the the

1518
01:44:56.319 --> 01:44:59.399
drive where the Tarzan video is that
a lot of people have been asking for

1519
01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:04.840
and I but they can see the
last people that's mad. There's people that

1520
01:45:04.880 --> 01:45:06.680
are mad that they never got to
see it. I'm like, all right,

1521
01:45:06.720 --> 01:45:10.640
here you go. You can see
it again for a limited time only.

1522
01:45:11.920 --> 01:45:16.560
That's crazy. It's ephemeral. People
that want to see that insane.

1523
01:45:16.640 --> 01:45:20.359
When I was younger, I mean, you're still insane. We talked about

1524
01:45:20.439 --> 01:45:24.800
No. I'm like now, I'm
like, I'm way more balanced mentally.

1525
01:45:25.359 --> 01:45:29.680
But when I was younger, I
was crazy. Well, because you wanted

1526
01:45:29.720 --> 01:45:32.920
to you wanted to desperately be a
white man. Is that it? Nah?

1527
01:45:33.000 --> 01:45:35.159
I never wanted to be a white
man so much so that you you

1528
01:45:35.439 --> 01:45:42.239
cosplayed at them white man regularly.
I was playing a white man every day,

1529
01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:47.199
this be in a white suit,
my name Tanner Tanner. Hello,

1530
01:45:47.560 --> 01:45:56.359
unter, Hello, I'm Hunter Jamison
Tanner Smith and I own uh many uh

1531
01:45:57.520 --> 01:46:01.600
plantations, and I wanted to be
a white man from the fucking early nineteen

1532
01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:04.680
hundreds of late eighteen hundreds. It's
like, yeah, hey, yeah,

1533
01:46:05.399 --> 01:46:13.359
Obama, Obamna, Lord of Drone
Strikes, starring Ryan Gosling, Bryan Gossig,

1534
01:46:13.399 --> 01:46:18.479
as Barack Obama would go hard,
You're funny, greeting hispanic Scott the

1535
01:46:18.520 --> 01:46:24.079
Wise, Black Peter Griffin, and
communist revolutionary Derek longtime listener, much shorter

1536
01:46:24.279 --> 01:46:28.520
question this time. Out of the
three of you, who does what in

1537
01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:32.479
the literal snark tank if it was
an actual tank, who's the gunner driver,

1538
01:46:32.640 --> 01:46:36.479
guy who sucks off the crew,
spot her, et cetera. Why

1539
01:46:36.920 --> 01:46:42.399
and why? Much love and thanks
for helping my work commutes be more fun

1540
01:46:42.520 --> 01:46:48.600
and less depressing. Thanks for your
thanks for your support, Obamna, Obama.

1541
01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:53.560
I was I was unaware of the
sucking off one. That's a pretty

1542
01:46:53.560 --> 01:46:57.560
cool job, though, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucker

1543
01:46:58.680 --> 01:47:01.800
yeah, he fucking I don't know, man, uh, I I do

1544
01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:06.760
say. I gotta say though this
The main reason I picked this is because

1545
01:47:06.800 --> 01:47:11.399
it reminds me of something that I
kind of I don't know, I'm kind

1546
01:47:11.439 --> 01:47:15.520
of sad fell by the wayside,
which was the premise that we were all

1547
01:47:15.680 --> 01:47:17.880
just wanted like in this tank that
we couldn't escape. That was like what

1548
01:47:18.239 --> 01:47:21.560
like I really loved. Specifically when
we had Shoe on, I really doubled

1549
01:47:21.600 --> 01:47:25.640
down on it, where like we
had a I made a whole like specialized

1550
01:47:25.680 --> 01:47:30.079
intro of like the tank treads getting
fucked up and like stopping at shoes door.

1551
01:47:30.119 --> 01:47:31.680
And I really liked that because I
had like in that episode, I

1552
01:47:31.720 --> 01:47:34.439
had like tank noises in the background, like really really low so you could

1553
01:47:34.479 --> 01:47:38.560
kind of hear it, and there's
like a fire campfire and all that stuff.

1554
01:47:39.159 --> 01:47:41.960
I really love that. But the
second it went video, the second

1555
01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:45.880
we got video, it just didn't
make any sense. So like I was

1556
01:47:45.960 --> 01:47:47.119
just like, ah, man,
I'm kind of sad of that that stopped

1557
01:47:47.199 --> 01:47:50.119
because it was it was kind of
fun, but well, shit, we

1558
01:47:50.239 --> 01:47:55.479
have to find a sponsor to uh
build us a tank, yeah to yeah,

1559
01:47:55.560 --> 01:48:01.479
to deck out your studios like we're
inside to take That'd be cool as

1560
01:48:01.520 --> 01:48:03.279
hell. Man, if I could
afford, Dude, if I could,

1561
01:48:03.319 --> 01:48:05.600
if I could afford that, I
would absolutely turn this room into like the

1562
01:48:05.960 --> 01:48:14.239
like would be like green gross lights, like sitting around it like a military,

1563
01:48:14.800 --> 01:48:18.680
like a military dark green with like
those interrogator headlamps you know. Oh

1564
01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:24.119
yeah, and we're just sitting at
like an interrogation table. Somebody out there

1565
01:48:24.119 --> 01:48:28.359
would would be willing to invest in
the show and do it. I don't

1566
01:48:28.399 --> 01:48:31.880
know them yet, us. I
mean if I had a lot of you

1567
01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:35.039
know, I had a lot of
I was connected to Notch at one point,

1568
01:48:35.840 --> 01:48:40.039
you know, not fucking supported my
original Patreon, which just crazy,

1569
01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:44.520
and then he dropped off because I
was because I was too uh liberals or

1570
01:48:44.520 --> 01:48:51.000
whatever. Yeah yeah, but but
imagine, imagine we could have had Minecraft

1571
01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:58.159
money. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that would be great, sold it off

1572
01:48:58.199 --> 01:49:00.039
and then here you go. Here, here, Chris, there's some and

1573
01:49:00.119 --> 01:49:02.079
here's some Minecraft money. Here you
go. I would like to I would.

1574
01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:04.159
I would want to be the spotter, but I wouldn't want to wear

1575
01:49:04.199 --> 01:49:09.279
my glasses, so I would be
like I would so I would like Squint,

1576
01:49:10.640 --> 01:49:15.840
and I'd be like I think,
like I think there's one get innocent

1577
01:49:15.920 --> 01:49:21.920
creatures blown the course, you just
get innocent and minded business creatures, Like

1578
01:49:23.079 --> 01:49:27.520
I think that's a living thing.
Boom, yeah, but I didn't know

1579
01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:31.119
no better. Though I know no
better, I don't want to better.

1580
01:49:31.720 --> 01:49:35.560
I just want to run everything over. I would run like you'll be the

1581
01:49:36.159 --> 01:49:40.880
deviate from the path, Like you
just one straight? What is the quickest

1582
01:49:40.880 --> 01:49:42.760
way to get to where we need
to go? So then you cut through

1583
01:49:42.800 --> 01:49:47.239
all the buildings, line straight line. The idea if there's if there's a

1584
01:49:47.319 --> 01:49:49.800
mountain, we're going to try to
sky him up and we're just gonna go

1585
01:49:50.319 --> 01:49:56.000
just go straight. Is the idea
of the idea of being in a fucking

1586
01:49:56.119 --> 01:49:59.760
like I've always thought about this,
like when I see like chases and cars

1587
01:49:59.840 --> 01:50:02.159
go inside people's houses, Like,
dude, what do you do? Like,

1588
01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:06.520
what do you do when there's a
car in your living room? I

1589
01:50:06.560 --> 01:50:13.279
thought a loppens. Then my childhood
street, I thought about that a lot

1590
01:50:13.319 --> 01:50:16.439
because we lived on a busy street
where there were accidents on the corner on

1591
01:50:16.479 --> 01:50:20.960
the intersection of our street every other
fucking day, and so I was just

1592
01:50:21.039 --> 01:50:24.960
thinking, like, yeah, the
car's gonna cream doorhouse any day. Now.

1593
01:50:25.359 --> 01:50:30.199
Luckily it didn't happen, though,
he s u V on top of

1594
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:39.600
your sofa, Like what do I
always think about it? Start? I

1595
01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:43.199
always think about it from the perspective
of like people who live in buildings are

1596
01:50:43.399 --> 01:50:46.760
like kind of adjacent to highways,
you know, like where like if somebody

1597
01:50:46.840 --> 01:50:53.439
like barrels off, Like imagine you're
on the like you're on the seventh You're

1598
01:50:53.520 --> 01:50:56.560
on the seventh floor of some building, and you got like a seventh floor

1599
01:50:57.000 --> 01:51:00.800
apartment. You're like, man,
and then a fucking cam where he falls

1600
01:51:00.880 --> 01:51:06.279
in your living room, Like that's
nuts, It's just gotta be he came

1601
01:51:06.359 --> 01:51:11.920
home from a hard day's work and
then a fucking car just slams into your

1602
01:51:12.000 --> 01:51:15.079
fucking a chance to relax when you
got home and the car was already there,

1603
01:51:18.159 --> 01:51:20.800
No, no, in the time, in the time that it took

1604
01:51:20.920 --> 01:51:27.920
you to get from the elevator to
get from the in the elevators upstairs,

1605
01:51:28.359 --> 01:51:32.800
Now there's a car in your house. I would have just stayed where I

1606
01:51:33.000 --> 01:51:41.520
was. Yeah, it's so disappointed
to think about your like you can't relax

1607
01:51:41.640 --> 01:51:44.319
for forever. Now, Like when
when are you gonna be able to actually

1608
01:51:44.399 --> 01:51:46.279
relax? You gotta move out.
You gotta move out. I mean you

1609
01:51:46.359 --> 01:51:51.319
gotta get another deposit a ready,
Oh my god, Like at that point,

1610
01:51:51.359 --> 01:51:56.279
maybe maybe you just just ended Like
I'm too tired to deal with this.

1611
01:51:56.560 --> 01:51:59.640
You tell the person you better start
that car and drive out of my

1612
01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:02.840
apart right now, right now,
back up. They're like, floor,

1613
01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:06.840
I don't care, back up,
back up right now. I'm gonna suit

1614
01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:15.960
you, oh man, right right
now. Yeah, we'll do. Two

1615
01:52:16.000 --> 01:52:19.239
of these are well, one of
them is pretty quick, so we're gonna

1616
01:52:19.520 --> 01:52:23.720
we'll do We'll do three more.
These are one more real one and two

1617
01:52:23.760 --> 01:52:27.640
really quick ones. Doctor Rokoknick's obscene
peen machine running. He says, how's

1618
01:52:27.680 --> 01:52:30.920
it going? My three favorite distractions? My question is this. Let's say

1619
01:52:30.960 --> 01:52:35.079
there is a new reality TV show
that brings together five Internet celebrities to live

1620
01:52:35.159 --> 01:52:39.800
together in a house for ten weeks
in a similar style to Big Brother.

1621
01:52:39.920 --> 01:52:42.960
The twist is that while the celebrities
are told that millions will be watching on

1622
01:52:42.960 --> 01:52:47.159
a daily basis, there are no
cameras and no footage whatsoever. Basically,

1623
01:52:47.199 --> 01:52:50.680
the people will just be removed from
society for almost three months, just for

1624
01:52:50.800 --> 01:52:55.800
shits and giggles, to give the
world some peace from them. Which five

1625
01:52:56.439 --> 01:53:00.840
reprehensible bastards are you throwing into this
house so that we can live without there

1626
01:53:00.920 --> 01:53:13.640
for a while? Live with Alex
Jones Pokey Maine Pokes, not just the

1627
01:53:13.800 --> 01:53:17.079
team star because like Pokemon would have
no business there, so she would just

1628
01:53:17.119 --> 01:53:21.079
be the most out of Like why
am I here, Pokeyman? And then

1629
01:53:23.479 --> 01:53:28.800
who else? I'm at four?
Right? Yeah? Who else? No?

1630
01:53:29.159 --> 01:53:31.479
No, okay, So I'll switch
Pokemon for Sniper Wolf. Why you

1631
01:53:31.560 --> 01:53:40.159
already? You already need one more? And then I'll have I'll have what's

1632
01:53:40.199 --> 01:53:45.920
her name? Uh, Gabby Hannah
there as well she's already gone. Yeah,

1633
01:53:45.960 --> 01:53:49.239
didn't she dead? But she's crazy
her in a long time? Or

1634
01:53:49.439 --> 01:53:55.880
only do the Miranda Sings lady is
also someone who's gone. Then I think

1635
01:53:55.880 --> 01:53:59.760
she's dead too, d Yeah,
they're all dead? So here Okay,

1636
01:53:59.760 --> 01:54:03.640
so I got I got some right
okay? Yeah? Uh Ethan Ralph okay

1637
01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:08.880
out of here my local damn.
Yeah. But like the thing about that

1638
01:54:09.079 --> 01:54:11.840
is like even Ralph being gone for
prociety would be good. But then also,

1639
01:54:11.960 --> 01:54:13.720
like in that house, there's going
to be a lot of stories that

1640
01:54:13.880 --> 01:54:15.720
leak out of it afterwards, so
you'll still have that lore. You know,

1641
01:54:16.399 --> 01:54:19.640
you still have a bunch of stories. Sorry, there won't be footage

1642
01:54:19.640 --> 01:54:21.720
of it, but like there will
still be so Ethan Ralph, you got

1643
01:54:23.279 --> 01:54:27.039
get it. We gotta get Boogie
out of here. I'm getting tired of

1644
01:54:27.039 --> 01:54:30.760
seeing him. I'm getting tired.
It's it's getting sad, like it's just

1645
01:54:30.840 --> 01:54:32.880
too pathetic. I can't, I
can't. I just can't be fun.

1646
01:54:32.960 --> 01:54:34.439
I can't be fun to see any
more of this. I don't want to

1647
01:54:34.439 --> 01:54:39.279
see another video of this man begging
on his knees. You know it's it's

1648
01:54:39.680 --> 01:54:49.399
no right. So keem star for
sure killing and I don't know, man,

1649
01:54:49.439 --> 01:54:55.960
I'm kind of stuck on the other
the other two. The other two,

1650
01:54:56.119 --> 01:54:58.680
definitely Sniper Wolf is up there for
me. Get get her at it.

1651
01:54:58.720 --> 01:55:01.960
Alex Jones, bro Alex Jones has
already gone that what I'm saying,

1652
01:55:03.760 --> 01:55:06.760
Yeah, he got the platforms like
crazy. I haven't heard anything. I

1653
01:55:06.800 --> 01:55:10.079
think he might be dating Blair White
or something. I don't know, but

1654
01:55:10.319 --> 01:55:15.159
like that's it. So but I
don't know that. I don't know number

1655
01:55:15.199 --> 01:55:17.119
five. I'm having a hard time
thinking to number five. I gotta be

1656
01:55:17.199 --> 01:55:21.960
honest, dream oh yeah, easily, I get him out of here.

1657
01:55:23.079 --> 01:55:25.880
What is he doing? Do you
see him like at his concert where he

1658
01:55:25.960 --> 01:55:30.399
was like no, I can't,
I didn't see what happened. It's not

1659
01:55:30.520 --> 01:55:35.000
that crazy you know, oh yeah, Okay, it wasn't that he was

1660
01:55:35.079 --> 01:55:39.239
just cringe. It was just like
he was doing this thing where he was

1661
01:55:39.279 --> 01:55:42.239
like sitting on the ground and he
was like acting like really coy where he

1662
01:55:42.359 --> 01:55:45.840
was like he was like talking to
his fans and he felt like it's like

1663
01:55:47.600 --> 01:55:50.159
he did he did that on stage
like he was crying or something that he

1664
01:55:50.279 --> 01:55:57.760
was like, I'm so overwhelmed by
all the support And was this like without

1665
01:55:58.000 --> 01:56:01.319
his thang on the mask or whatever. Yeah, it was without his mask.

1666
01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:06.760
Yeah, Dream looks like fifty different
people from like like every angle I

1667
01:56:06.800 --> 01:56:10.520
see, if Dream looks like a
different person. I've been told that I

1668
01:56:10.560 --> 01:56:13.680
have this quality as well, where
like people for like if I if people

1669
01:56:13.720 --> 01:56:15.920
see me from the side, I
look different from the front, like I've

1670
01:56:16.239 --> 01:56:19.439
been told this, but I and
I never really understood that until I saw

1671
01:56:19.560 --> 01:56:24.600
Dream, where it's like you look
like Rumpel Stiltskin, Shane Dawson and neither

1672
01:56:24.680 --> 01:56:29.439
of them at the same time,
and you're very confused Shane Dawson were I

1673
01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:32.319
was like, Oh, this is
this guy smokes cock that's all that's Uh.

1674
01:56:33.479 --> 01:56:39.720
That picture of him where it see
that picture of him where he looks

1675
01:56:39.760 --> 01:56:42.920
relatively normal. And then there's another
picture from the from that exact moment,

1676
01:56:42.960 --> 01:56:45.159
from a different angle where it looks
like his head is like extruded forward and

1677
01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:56.199
he's got like a Minecraft cube head. It's so strange. Dream If I

1678
01:56:56.279 --> 01:57:01.600
type in dream weird head, we
will it's just him give somebody a blow.

1679
01:57:02.039 --> 01:57:10.119
Like what is this the first Google
choice? Yeah, can't what I

1680
01:57:10.199 --> 01:57:15.600
remember? Okay, so here here
it is. Yeah, yeah, I

1681
01:57:15.800 --> 01:57:24.279
typed to dream weird head and it
immediately came up. So I'm gonna post

1682
01:57:24.560 --> 01:57:29.159
I'm gonna post a link in uh
in riverside. This is absolutely like I'm

1683
01:57:29.159 --> 01:57:31.079
not trying to body shame, right, but it's just it's just it's a

1684
01:57:31.119 --> 01:57:40.720
strange image, a strange image.
Quite It's wild, though, isn't it.

1685
01:57:40.760 --> 01:57:45.359
You know what I'm saying. Does
he look it looks so strange,

1686
01:57:45.319 --> 01:57:53.520
he looks his head looks like Roosevelts. He looks he doesn't even look like

1687
01:57:53.600 --> 01:57:58.840
a real person from the side I'm
saying. So what I'm saying, it's

1688
01:57:58.840 --> 01:58:03.680
like that's a different fucking versus that
is weird. That is very fucking true.

1689
01:58:03.720 --> 01:58:10.319
Though. Like the first image,
like the first image is like,

1690
01:58:10.680 --> 01:58:15.079
hello, welcome to ship. Hello, Welcome to Applebee's. And the other

1691
01:58:15.159 --> 01:58:21.199
one is like, hey, you
guys, it's fucking crazy. It's a

1692
01:58:21.359 --> 01:58:28.920
crazy head. He's got a crazy
head. It's able cops head. Do

1693
01:58:28.920 --> 01:58:32.760
you remember meeting were you? Do
you remember meeting Did you meet quble Cop?

1694
01:58:33.720 --> 01:58:38.199
I ran into him? Do you
remember when we were all like laughing

1695
01:58:38.239 --> 01:58:44.479
at his head? I don't think
I was there. Cop has such a

1696
01:58:44.680 --> 01:58:51.479
profoundly like gargantuan head. It's crazy. It's like it's like if you put

1697
01:58:51.640 --> 01:58:56.640
Finn wolf Heart's real head on a
bobblehead like it was. It's nuts.

1698
01:58:57.239 --> 01:59:01.600
It's fucking crazy. I feel bad
about that because Cop has been doing this

1699
01:59:01.640 --> 01:59:06.279
weird AI ship and it's all very
cringe. But yeah, so whatever,

1700
01:59:06.439 --> 01:59:11.760
that guy sucks. That guess sucks. I've called cunt for a long time.

1701
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:15.640
But yeah, I'll combined all my
answers to you guys. That's yeah,

1702
01:59:15.680 --> 01:59:20.520
that same ship. There we go. That's my answer. All right,

1703
01:59:21.560 --> 01:59:26.000
Just just two more quick ones,
Marcus shortened. Well, with the

1704
01:59:26.039 --> 01:59:31.199
holidays upon us, can we expect
any gay parody Christmas songs? I can't

1705
01:59:31.239 --> 01:59:33.159
say for sure, but I feel
like the answer is yes. I feel

1706
01:59:33.159 --> 01:59:36.119
like it's going to be so easy
to do. Uh that it's just like

1707
01:59:36.239 --> 01:59:42.920
we we should we we should probably
start deciding that now and then just like

1708
01:59:43.000 --> 01:59:48.239
record in early December, and so
that way we'll have something for Christmas with

1709
01:59:48.359 --> 01:59:51.720
Jack. Well we we I mean, we we gotta figure out well also,

1710
01:59:53.439 --> 02:00:00.560
you know, this ship would something. The offer for that is still

1711
02:00:00.680 --> 02:00:05.199
up. But you know, he's
obviously he's got more important things to do

1712
02:00:05.319 --> 02:00:10.000
than dick around with us on on
a song. Hopefully, once all that's

1713
02:00:10.000 --> 02:00:12.960
settled down, you know, whether
that be for Christmas or some time in

1714
02:00:13.000 --> 02:00:14.880
the future, we can get him, get him on to do a track

1715
02:00:14.920 --> 02:00:17.239
and you know, once he's all
settled and all that stuff. But yeah,

1716
02:00:17.319 --> 02:00:19.880
I think we can safely say there
will be a Christmas song. Yeah.

1717
02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:23.319
It's been long enough now too that
I feel like it would be like

1718
02:00:23.439 --> 02:00:26.600
a nice little like yeah, dude, that'd be that'd be. Oh for

1719
02:00:26.760 --> 02:00:29.359
sure. I want to say this, No I shouldn't, No, I

1720
02:00:29.439 --> 02:00:36.840
will, I will for sure.
Down with the Dickness will be out very

1721
02:00:38.039 --> 02:00:41.000
soon after this comes out. I'm
just gonna say that, because Around with

1722
02:00:41.159 --> 02:00:46.920
the dick miss come on the front, and then there's that and then rain

1723
02:00:47.039 --> 02:00:49.680
Deep. This is the last question, Rain Deep Kang wrote, and he

1724
02:00:49.720 --> 02:00:55.880
says, suck gay Lords, Lord
of the Gays. Yeah, are we

1725
02:00:56.000 --> 02:00:59.039
going to have any more guests on
the show before the end of the year.

1726
02:00:59.079 --> 02:01:00.479
I hope you can guys get it, either John Tront or Actman.

1727
02:01:02.239 --> 02:01:09.319
It's not planned, but these things
kind of tend to come together pretty quick,

1728
02:01:10.760 --> 02:01:12.760
so I don't know. I mean, it could be possible. I

1729
02:01:12.800 --> 02:01:16.199
think Actman would totally be down to
come on. I think I've talked I

1730
02:01:16.239 --> 02:01:18.199
haven't. Yeah, I haven't talked
to John in a while, but I

1731
02:01:18.239 --> 02:01:25.319
think I could probably reach out and
see what he's doing. Maybe it's like,

1732
02:01:25.439 --> 02:01:29.079
Look, honestly, what I'm really
focused on is kind of keeping our

1733
02:01:29.119 --> 02:01:30.880
momentum going and also just the fact
that, like, look, we're on

1734
02:01:30.920 --> 02:01:35.560
a good cadence right now with the
show. It's doing mega well. You

1735
02:01:35.640 --> 02:01:41.800
guys have really turned out in like
a way that is honestly a little shocking

1736
02:01:41.840 --> 02:01:45.920
to see and it's very exciting.
But I also want to make sure that

1737
02:01:45.960 --> 02:01:48.880
we can adhere to the schedule that
we've set up for ourselves for the remainder

1738
02:01:48.920 --> 02:01:53.800
of the year without necessarily complicating it
too much. Because next year we want

1739
02:01:53.800 --> 02:01:56.479
to do a lot more. There's
a lot of stuff in the works.

1740
02:01:56.520 --> 02:02:00.239
We're planning on potentially doing more in
person stuff where we want to have merch

1741
02:02:00.319 --> 02:02:03.680
for next year, and definitely more
guests next year as well. So I

1742
02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:08.720
don't want to make any concrete promises
that we will have another guest on by

1743
02:02:08.760 --> 02:02:11.800
the end of the year, because
our focus is just on consistency right now.

1744
02:02:12.600 --> 02:02:16.000
But it is possible. I will
say it's possible that we will at

1745
02:02:16.079 --> 02:02:20.479
least have one guest. I think
that's good. I like the idea of

1746
02:02:20.560 --> 02:02:27.119
having one guest that would be involved
in the Game of the Year discussion.

1747
02:02:28.000 --> 02:02:30.479
Oh yeah, Oh, totally get
act man on that. Man, Yeah,

1748
02:02:30.960 --> 02:02:34.800
I'll hit him up. Cool opinion, and I'll be like, it's

1749
02:02:34.840 --> 02:02:39.279
wrong, it's wrong. Game of
a Year obviously, Sly Cooper three,

1750
02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:43.920
obviously, Modern Warfare three. Shut
up, it's obviously. Darren Aronofski's The

1751
02:02:43.960 --> 02:02:48.279
Whale on VHS. Yeah, that's
uh, you know, that'd be a

1752
02:02:48.319 --> 02:02:51.600
dope ass game. Though. That
would not be a dope game at all,

1753
02:02:51.760 --> 02:02:56.039
Dude. It's just death stranding.
But the whole game is just one

1754
02:02:56.119 --> 02:02:59.479
apartment and it's really hard to move
through it. Dude. That movie is

1755
02:02:59.560 --> 02:03:00.840
so so like, I watched that
movie and I was like, yo,

1756
02:03:01.520 --> 02:03:04.960
I watched that. I watched that, laughed a lot, watch that movie

1757
02:03:05.319 --> 02:03:09.159
on a can I say something?
I watched that. But my friends took

1758
02:03:09.199 --> 02:03:13.359
me to that movie for my birthday, for my twenty ninth birthday. They

1759
02:03:13.399 --> 02:03:16.520
were like, come, let's go
watch the Whale that is and then let's

1760
02:03:16.840 --> 02:03:20.560
and then let's go to a bar
afterwards. It was funny, it was

1761
02:03:20.800 --> 02:03:25.560
it was hilarious. I'm glad I
it was a it was a good idea

1762
02:03:25.600 --> 02:03:28.920
because just this story of that it
was a birthdays near mixed, so it

1763
02:03:29.000 --> 02:03:30.039
was mixed. We were like,
it was mixed. It was doing things

1764
02:03:30.159 --> 02:03:38.039
at the bar for Mike heyt.
Yeah, there's nothing funny about that movie.

1765
02:03:38.039 --> 02:03:41.520
The movie is depressing, bro,
It's well and the exact the very

1766
02:03:41.680 --> 02:03:45.119
end of that movie is hilarious.
Of the movie. I audibly laughed out

1767
02:03:45.159 --> 02:03:48.760
loud, like the last the last
five seconds. If Darren Aronofski's The Whale

1768
02:03:48.800 --> 02:03:55.760
on VHS, is it never came
out of VHS? VHS, dude,

1769
02:03:55.880 --> 02:04:00.319
you know, I saw somebody plant
I saw somebody printed The Whale on a

1770
02:04:00.560 --> 02:04:04.840
U M D disc so they could
watch it on their PSP, which is

1771
02:04:05.079 --> 02:04:11.000
fucking that is going out of your
way to do that. It's funny way

1772
02:04:11.039 --> 02:04:15.399
to watch the whale on PSP is
so I can't think of a more out

1773
02:04:15.479 --> 02:04:20.000
of It's like out of pocket or
out of the element way to watch something

1774
02:04:25.920 --> 02:04:30.319
Twitter. It's like watching Oppenheimer on
Twitter, or like Shrek in like a

1775
02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:36.079
Holocaust museum, like it's it's so
wrong. I don't know anyway, but

1776
02:04:36.199 --> 02:04:45.800
yeah I think hay Now in German, I don't know. I actually don't

1777
02:04:45.800 --> 02:04:48.239
know. I don't know any German
at all. All I know is any

1778
02:04:48.279 --> 02:04:51.359
of the German that I know from
Ackville by Ramstein, and that's it.

1779
02:04:55.319 --> 02:05:01.880
Hello, So you got to say
hello, Hello, yet Alliott's hello,

1780
02:05:02.039 --> 02:05:06.079
Yell, you're a rock star.
Get your game. Yeah. The rest

1781
02:05:06.079 --> 02:05:14.960
of it is in English, just
confused for no reason. Get your game

1782
02:05:15.039 --> 02:05:19.159
on, go play. All right, let's let's move on, let's get

1783
02:05:19.199 --> 02:05:23.479
out, let's get it out of
here. Let's read our almost for our

1784
02:05:23.560 --> 02:05:28.239
beautiful twenty five dollars and up homeless
patrons. They almost took over the world

1785
02:05:28.279 --> 02:05:35.279
dog twice crazy crazy no, no, the determins. Oh yeah, that

1786
02:05:35.680 --> 02:05:45.920
makes almost goddess homeless, little homeless
Hitlert Taylor Hope the little homeless Hitler.

1787
02:05:45.239 --> 02:05:51.000
Have you got a particular can't can't
keep a job? That's okay, that's

1788
02:05:51.079 --> 02:05:57.000
okay. The ideas of a pictures
like wow, who painted this? I

1789
02:05:57.119 --> 02:06:00.680
really hope they went to art school? And it's like, what the Honestly,

1790
02:06:00.760 --> 02:06:02.840
there's so many there's so many arguments
about like whether or not you're going

1791
02:06:02.880 --> 02:06:04.880
back in time to kill baby Hitler. It's just like, why not just

1792
02:06:05.000 --> 02:06:09.239
go back in time and convince the
art people to just let him in?

1793
02:06:10.279 --> 02:06:13.760
And it's just like you you avoid
the Holocaust and you don't kill a baby.

1794
02:06:14.399 --> 02:06:16.920
Yeah, a lot of people have
bloodlust though, that's why they're just

1795
02:06:17.000 --> 02:06:23.000
like they always think about that kill
baby Hitler. You know, it's crazy.

1796
02:06:23.039 --> 02:06:28.399
What if you con hit into someone
way worse? It would work?

1797
02:06:28.399 --> 02:06:30.800
I feel like that's works. Yeah, you know what it would be?

1798
02:06:31.760 --> 02:06:38.600
Uh exactly what would be? You
would go and back in time to kill

1799
02:06:38.640 --> 02:06:42.199
baby Hitler. He's in the nursery
being I don't know nurse, and you

1800
02:06:42.319 --> 02:06:45.680
come in and you spike him into
the ground and then you'll run away into

1801
02:06:45.760 --> 02:06:50.640
into a portal and then Hitler's dad
will run in and he'll be like,

1802
02:06:50.720 --> 02:06:55.760
what the fuck what happened or whatever? And then some other guy will will

1803
02:06:55.960 --> 02:06:59.239
yell at you before you disappear into
the into the portal. He goes,

1804
02:06:59.439 --> 02:07:03.079
do that, do that, and
then you'll disappear, and and all he'll

1805
02:07:03.119 --> 02:07:08.720
hear is Jew Jew there, Jew
there. And then he's and now he's

1806
02:07:08.920 --> 02:07:13.960
mega Hitler because he's an adult at
that point, so like he's like fucking

1807
02:07:14.079 --> 02:07:17.199
like he's he's hell bent on like
stopping the Jews because they killed his little

1808
02:07:17.239 --> 02:07:24.359
baby boy. He's loving Hitler.
Is this fucking terminator? Is this?

1809
02:07:25.079 --> 02:07:30.159
Yeah, it just starts the cyclog
Yeah, the idea of like I like

1810
02:07:30.239 --> 02:07:34.920
it, like not saying that this
would happen, but let's say you kill

1811
02:07:35.000 --> 02:07:44.000
Hitler and then all of those people
lived, and amongst them there's like one

1812
02:07:44.479 --> 02:07:50.159
or two really evil motherfuckers that didn't
get wiped out, or they give birth

1813
02:07:50.199 --> 02:07:56.920
to a really evil dude, and
then he that's the gamble. That's the

1814
02:07:56.960 --> 02:08:01.359
gamble, all the like, I
don't know the blacks. That's crazy,

1815
02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:05.039
but will be like I'm fine with
that. Alright, let's let's get through

1816
02:08:05.039 --> 02:08:07.640
the credits. I'm hungry, I'm
really I've been recording for five straight hours.

1817
02:08:07.960 --> 02:08:11.039
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Hey, now hey, now hey,

1818
02:08:11.159 --> 02:08:22.319
now hey, now hey, I'm
sure that exists. That's what's fucked

1819
02:08:22.399 --> 02:08:24.920
up. If you if you searched
that, it probably will find it.

1820
02:08:24.079 --> 02:08:28.479
If it doesn't exist, i'd be
really upset. He's dead. Yeah,

1821
02:08:28.479 --> 02:08:33.920
anyway, right, we can't one
of them. Hey, until he died.

1822
02:08:35.680 --> 02:08:41.560
Let's go calm me down. Sorry, I'm gonna pay now repeat three

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to one, go to two minutes
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of clown Girl porn. Listen,
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know, on a dire time,
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I did everything right, and they
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that's wild. Kevin Hart is like, I feel like Shaquille O'Neil is like

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Kevin Hart's mech that does a unit
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and balls with surprise guest taint almost
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snark Tank? Yes, and if
you ever get another dollar, give it

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to us as well. Alaskan Alexander
the Gay and desantiis toes elongating to fill

1841
02:10:26.720 --> 02:10:35.279
out his shoes? Can I say
I really, I really I love specific

1842
02:10:35.399 --> 02:10:41.159
things like this because this is the
exact type of weird comedy that my brain

1843
02:10:41.319 --> 02:10:46.239
does to me when I'm falling asleep. It's like the idea of like Santa's

1844
02:10:46.319 --> 02:10:50.439
toes along gating just to fill his
shoes out. It's so fucking weird and

1845
02:10:50.640 --> 02:10:54.479
eldridge to a degree. And I
appreciate you guys who ride in with stuff

1846
02:10:54.479 --> 02:10:56.600
like that. Uh, it's like
that. It's like that, do you

1847
02:10:56.640 --> 02:10:58.319
guys remember I don't know if I
did this on the show or now,

1848
02:10:58.319 --> 02:11:03.279
but I was I had image in
my head for a long time of like

1849
02:11:03.640 --> 02:11:09.560
scoop it, like biting somebody's face
off of their skull, like a like

1850
02:11:09.680 --> 02:11:13.199
you would like you would like when
you take the cream off of an oreo

1851
02:11:13.279 --> 02:11:16.479
and you like scrape it. I've
had like I've had that image, Like

1852
02:11:16.640 --> 02:11:20.560
I've had it specifically with like a
horse on bath salts doing it to some

1853
02:11:20.680 --> 02:11:22.640
guy, just like scraping a guy's
face off a skull, and it's just

1854
02:11:22.720 --> 02:11:26.760
so out of pocket and weird that
like I don't think I genuinely think it's

1855
02:11:26.800 --> 02:11:30.720
a thought that like maybe like five
people have had before, but it sounds

1856
02:11:30.760 --> 02:11:35.880
about right. Yeah, But that's
this DeSantis long toes thing. I love

1857
02:11:35.920 --> 02:11:39.239
it. Bit into a grape shit
screamed like Tom and Jerry sucking down a

1858
02:11:39.319 --> 02:11:41.439
crisp diet cock. I mean die
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mean die cock. Gay eminem love
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my So it's love the way men
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1861
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thrower, come in the are and
spray it like you just don't care if

1862
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you're if you like Dick and Ball
and all that. Gay ship everybody.

1863
02:12:01.079 --> 02:12:05.279
John Killers of the Flower Moon eight
out of ten, Guido the Fourth I

1864
02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:07.000
listened to every episode of the Stark
Tank Podcast, and all I got was

1865
02:12:07.039 --> 02:12:11.119
this lousy dick, Mitch. I'm
gonna fill you. All I want is

1866
02:12:11.199 --> 02:12:16.640
man pussy girls girls. Beat it. You ain't got you ain't gonna make

1867
02:12:16.680 --> 02:12:24.560
me nut. Just leave. Pre
chorus semen m oh, I get okay,

1868
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Mitch, I'm gonna feel you all
okay, I so I understand where

1869
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this is. All I want is
man pussy girls beat it. You ain't

1870
02:12:35.159 --> 02:12:37.359
gonna make me nut, just leave. I get it. I hear it

1871
02:12:37.479 --> 02:12:45.680
now. It's not bad, but
it's it's not badt some work. It's

1872
02:12:45.720 --> 02:12:48.000
it's better than I thought it was. But yeah, I like it's Mitch,

1873
02:12:48.039 --> 02:12:50.920
I'm a fiel you. He's talking
to some fucking guy Obam and the

1874
02:12:52.039 --> 02:12:56.520
Lord of Drone Strikes starring Ryan Gosling. Stop with the britten slander. It

1875
02:12:56.520 --> 02:13:00.520
already sucks here. Listening to Sweeney
makes me consider racism all PDP you void

1876
02:13:00.640 --> 02:13:03.119
titans deserve to fuck their dogs to
death and then kill themselves. Hey listen,

1877
02:13:03.720 --> 02:13:07.399
I haven't played Destiny in a while, but you stay away from my

1878
02:13:07.960 --> 02:13:11.560
my Void Titan. All right,
my Void Titan. VOD Titans are fucking

1879
02:13:11.640 --> 02:13:16.119
dope. I love being avoid Titan. It's sick that that shield and ship.

1880
02:13:16.239 --> 02:13:20.079
It's so I love it. Baller
of the First Sin. There goes

1881
02:13:20.159 --> 02:13:22.880
my first, There goes my homo
watching them, she blows tinky winky fucked

1882
02:13:22.920 --> 02:13:28.479
my mom and killed my dad x
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1883
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has pizza called Africana, and its
main toppings are chicken, onions, curry

1884
02:13:33.119 --> 02:13:37.319
powder, pineapple, and banana,
and it rocks. Sure, jolly old

1885
02:13:37.399 --> 02:13:50.279
dipshita. Fuck you what the banana's
on a pizza? Bananas? That's fine,

1886
02:13:50.359 --> 02:13:52.239
but like, come on, broll, tell you what if you put

1887
02:13:52.600 --> 02:13:56.640
if you put if you put bananas
on a pizza, you should just shove

1888
02:13:56.680 --> 02:14:00.600
a pizza up your ass because that's
it makes about as much fucking sense to

1889
02:14:00.680 --> 02:14:03.960
me. I'll help you. I'll
help you. Yeah, I'll pry it

1890
02:14:03.039 --> 02:14:09.720
open, I'll ask you do it. I'll go see I'll I will go

1891
02:14:09.880 --> 02:14:15.319
see your ass and make sure like
it's your fucking You're that pizza is going

1892
02:14:15.439 --> 02:14:18.119
nowhere but your sphincter. Man.
The idea of the idea of that d

1893
02:14:18.199 --> 02:14:22.880
of you walk in. It is
a dude holding another guy's ass opening craze

1894
02:14:30.399 --> 02:14:37.920
it slide. That's that was ant
man's. That was iron Man holding uh

1895
02:14:39.439 --> 02:14:43.239
holding Thanos' ass. Open to it
now, quick, quick stop quick,

1896
02:14:46.359 --> 02:14:50.880
jolly old dipshit hard come rolling off
A soft penis like an old timey cartoon

1897
02:14:50.960 --> 02:14:58.119
fire hose. God damn ruining the
upholstery of a four f one fifty with

1898
02:14:58.199 --> 02:15:03.079
the boys. Yeah, penis Man
v Lord's sex Man, Dawn of Justice.

1899
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I love it, Silver Johnny Silvercock
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like a sleeping bag. Lame o
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1901
02:15:13.279 --> 02:15:16.199
I can't feel shit in my bones. I have a rare syndrome.

1902
02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:18.600
Welcome to the tart age. We
are the champions. I've gaped my dudes,

1903
02:15:20.079 --> 02:15:22.640
guy after guy. I had my
ass spread penetrated five times in a

1904
02:15:22.680 --> 02:15:28.520
big penis. I ate a few
I really would love to do. We

1905
02:15:28.600 --> 02:15:31.000
are the champions. That'd be a
great one. This is the courses.

1906
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Just go so hard. It would
be so great to make that words my

1907
02:15:35.920 --> 02:15:43.319
friend. I wish, I wish, but no, that's what fucking man

1908
02:15:43.319 --> 02:15:50.640
in the rear ends. Just want
to I want to make one song.

1909
02:15:50.359 --> 02:15:54.399
I do want to make one of
those gay songs where we just ignore the

1910
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rules of syllables entirely and we just
treat it like a fucking completely, like

1911
02:15:58.600 --> 02:16:09.279
we effort purposefully, just not even
try to make it work, but because

1912
02:16:09.399 --> 02:16:26.720
we are the I'm squirting. Get
a glass of the world. Your mom

1913
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got that raw, your mom got
that rapacious pussy, But I prefer that

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spacious pussy. Give that anus to
me, that gay ass pushy xxx at

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1917
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on my light bulbs, Penis Man, Christian Girl, squirt holy water.

1918
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I slipped in the st stalag Might
exhibit at the museum and it made me

1919
02:17:01.559 --> 02:17:09.079
gay. That's all it takes.
Sweeney Sweeney Sweety swallowed my peenie Matthew Berry's

1920
02:17:09.120 --> 02:17:13.920
last art bubble. She's picking on
my Pippa possum akaa snark tanks only non

1921
02:17:13.959 --> 02:17:20.920
binary supporter uh uh. Chris asked
Colin about the butt fumble on Sacres.

1922
02:17:22.040 --> 02:17:26.040
I forgot it again, God damn
it. He'll know what it means.

1923
02:17:26.399 --> 02:17:31.559
Okay, I gotta write these notes. Average clin energy, new reality show

1924
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TV A TV show, Pedophile,
Battley al Winner gets a kid. They

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02:17:33.040 --> 02:17:35.920
should make Peters work gop pres in
prisons. You can see what happens to

1926
02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:37.959
them. I think they would be
neat star coffee on twitch. Bitch.

1927
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Fuck that's it. Uh, beaten
to death by Christina Hendrix, Christina Hendrix,

1928
02:17:45.120 --> 02:17:52.079
tits Christina Hendrix. Who the fuck? Who is that? Christina Hendrix?

1929
02:17:52.280 --> 02:17:54.760
Think is Jimmy Hendrix sex slave or
something? I don't know? Oh?

1930
02:17:54.920 --> 02:17:58.399
Hell yeah dude, Oh yeah,
absolutely, I know. Okay,

1931
02:17:58.559 --> 02:18:03.000
yep, yep, who's seen Henderson's
right, that's uh, that's that.

1932
02:18:03.319 --> 02:18:07.440
Did you ever see that that picture
of Dennis from Always Sonny next to that

1933
02:18:07.520 --> 02:18:13.200
girl with the big tits? You
ever seen that? No? Not sure?

1934
02:18:13.280 --> 02:18:16.120
Well that's that's for sea hendles a
sweaty he looks all sweaty, right

1935
02:18:16.639 --> 02:18:24.360
yeah, yeah yeah Dennis Christina Hendrick, Yeah yeah yeah, it's crazy.

1936
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Yeah yeah, absolutely yeah. I
support uh been blowing lots of guys living

1937
02:18:28.040 --> 02:18:31.159
in a game's paradise, taking dogs
and every sides. Living in the game

1938
02:18:31.159 --> 02:18:35.200
is paradise. Transferm gremlin exposing people
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gins of ionizing radiation. You should
not vin Pendy Angelic DM. His name

1940
02:18:39.719 --> 02:18:41.680
is Apollo. He was a homo, but that was thirty years ago when

1941
02:18:41.680 --> 02:18:46.559
he still had brosa blow. Uh
finally have enough funny names for uh saved

1942
02:18:46.600 --> 02:18:50.639
up for a month of twenty five
dollars tier. Happy November boys, h

1943
02:18:50.879 --> 02:18:56.479
Craig the Canadian Richard Fisting wants to
remind you that Bowser in a confirmed bb

1944
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W is what what? Richard Fisting
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confirmed BBW lover parentheses is a real
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1946
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that really broke me, That really
broke me. It it's your boy,

1947
02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.559
Shawne d My penis slank so long
you say, my lord, thank

1948
02:19:13.600 --> 02:19:16.479
you for fucking me in the butt
with with a big BBC. UH.

1949
02:19:16.680 --> 02:19:20.920
Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh. Matt
Walsh is what is a black Ben and

1950
02:19:22.000 --> 02:19:24.440
Jerry's Funky Monkey, the proud owner
of a twelve gage silly straw, Doctor

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robot Nick's Mean swing Machine. Uh, Dracula Flow got that Pinocchio Dick televition,

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favbule and fucker like I meant it, uh three XO, Letting people

1953
02:19:33.879 --> 02:19:37.399
know that one Piece has a better
story than Halo as destiny, the truth

1954
02:19:37.479 --> 02:19:39.120
being hurt, slip and stroking,
smoking, joking and emoticons going like this

1955
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morning alec Keith, David Homeless,
drip mh. Go to YouTube and search

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spider Man three fart jump. Oh
we want you blow me Kremlin the gremlin.

1957
02:19:46.079 --> 02:19:50.799
How lucky can you can? One
guy be I sucked him and he

1958
02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:54.600
fucked me. Uh a pizza guy
accidentally at Chris Hansen's house. Oh God,

1959
02:19:54.639 --> 02:19:56.719
I came in. They're crawling all
over my balls, gay piece,

1960
02:19:58.079 --> 02:20:01.280
fucking police coming hard and as I
thrust in abby homeless and gay, I

1961
02:20:01.319 --> 02:20:09.719
can put my skills to use.
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1962
02:20:11.120 --> 02:20:22.559
those balls they will not drain.
Slaps against my nuts, nuts brokeing is

1963
02:20:22.079 --> 02:20:26.520
my brain. It's almost there.
I think there's something there. This is

1964
02:20:26.639 --> 02:20:30.360
not bad. It's a good good
first to it's not bad. That's a

1965
02:20:30.440 --> 02:20:33.040
solid B plus. I think I
gotta make a way gear than that,

1966
02:20:33.159 --> 02:20:35.280
though. I gotta I gotta make
that. I gotta make that course way

1967
02:20:35.399 --> 02:20:39.840
gayer when you're singing that passionately,
you gotta make it as gay as humanly

1968
02:20:39.959 --> 02:20:48.399
possible. Yeah, you cannot skimp. Yeah, wag three, I feel

1969
02:20:48.920 --> 02:20:50.719
I feel gay. Fuck you,
busting a concussive not on Chris's face as

1970
02:20:50.760 --> 02:20:54.440
he sleeps and partying the knowledge that
ron Jen is pronounced roun gent. Don't

1971
02:20:54.440 --> 02:20:58.040
worry, I corrected it this this
week. Oh uncracked it next week.

1972
02:20:58.559 --> 02:21:03.879
But yeah, the brothers in porium
of realistic Chunley and Cammy thigh shaped neck

1973
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pillows self timingsle separately. Man,
I'm linking Camy up and down until she's

1974
02:21:13.760 --> 02:21:18.440
fucking rusted, man, Doc Donkerson, I mean it, man, I'm

1975
02:21:18.440 --> 02:21:24.000
not kidding. Do you think I'm
lying? You think I'm lying here?

1976
02:21:24.280 --> 02:21:26.120
I don't think you're lying. I
think I think you mean it too much.

1977
02:21:26.799 --> 02:21:30.559
There will not be a square inch
of that, of that, of

1978
02:21:30.639 --> 02:21:35.959
that body on on unlike I'll tell
you that much un lapped on. That

1979
02:21:37.120 --> 02:21:43.600
bussy got me gooped up for real
real You gotta you gotta pay the trollsal

1980
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to get in the boys whole Gate's
sakes. Why why yes? My patreon

1981
02:21:46.280 --> 02:21:48.559
name has been questioning the comments of
other comments sections of other creators. No,

1982
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you didn't have to suck me off. You bit the head and disregarded

1983
02:21:52.319 --> 02:21:56.000
my balls like they were nothing.
Tell them Steve Dave Babe, I swear

1984
02:21:56.040 --> 02:22:00.239
I didn't sleep with the boys.
It's just a joke for the podcast Big

1985
02:22:00.399 --> 02:22:07.000
Scream Boy, a mean goth lesbian, super cunty uh F word fist fist

1986
02:22:07.159 --> 02:22:13.959
dick xpunk Ali docious duchious duss makes
it pretty good. Uh, I'm high

1987
02:22:13.959 --> 02:22:18.239
on twelve Jason boys looking to beat
the comment of a thick fresh oak John

1988
02:22:18.239 --> 02:22:20.440
Strickland. Give me a second.
I need to make sure I'm not straight.

1989
02:22:20.520 --> 02:22:22.600
My boys are in their men room. Men's from getting reranted like it's

1990
02:22:22.639 --> 02:22:28.959
Watergate Marks eighteen eighty nine. She
occupied my strip till I Benjamin go till

1991
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my Benjamin go. Yahoo so rude. That's pretty so stupid. That's that's

1992
02:22:37.479 --> 02:22:43.159
that's pretty stupid. Oh my god, it's funny though. It's real funny.

1993
02:22:43.879 --> 02:22:50.760
Hey man. The conflict in Israel
is Yes, that's what I was

1994
02:22:50.799 --> 02:22:58.479
going to the conflict in Israel is
pretty yo. Yeah, you remember fucking

1995
02:22:58.639 --> 02:23:01.360
do you remember when Kanye was talking
to a fake net and Yahoo on fucking

1996
02:23:03.040 --> 02:23:07.719
and he was like he was talking
to like a literal butterfly net and a

1997
02:23:07.840 --> 02:23:13.120
you Who. Do you remember this? Yes? Absolute? Oh god,

1998
02:23:13.280 --> 02:23:18.000
it's so crazy. The first and
last time I've heard anybody discussed besides us

1999
02:23:18.360 --> 02:23:24.799
you Who an ay circumstances. I
always love the idea. It's like I

2000
02:23:24.799 --> 02:23:26.600
think we talked about on the show
before, but like the idea of this

2001
02:23:26.719 --> 02:23:28.360
you who ceo seeing that being like, oh, you've got to be kidding,

2002
02:23:30.239 --> 02:23:35.959
what are you doing? You had
no we had no press whatsoever for

2003
02:23:35.319 --> 02:23:39.280
years, no negative, no positive, no nothing. No one shouted us

2004
02:23:39.319 --> 02:23:43.120
out. Even Starfield got David Harbor
to say something nice about it. But

2005
02:23:43.280 --> 02:23:48.680
we're stuck and we just got nothing. And what do we get Fucking Kanye

2006
02:23:48.760 --> 02:23:54.520
West in a fucking gimp mask saying
I love Hitler in front of a fucking

2007
02:23:54.639 --> 02:24:00.719
you Who. You think who stops
when Upper went down? I it's hard

2008
02:24:00.760 --> 02:24:01.680
to say, man, I don't
even know if they're publicly trade. I

2009
02:24:01.719 --> 02:24:09.879
don't even know what the fun they
do. We should invest in you we

2010
02:24:09.920 --> 02:24:13.319
shouldn't. We should all we should
all invest in you Who and then just

2011
02:24:13.559 --> 02:24:20.079
trash the brand. It's just trash. It just ruin it business. No,

2012
02:24:20.399 --> 02:24:26.120
it is no this this thing is
bad publicity. That's really not true.

2013
02:24:26.319 --> 02:24:31.840
But I will be down if you
invest in you who? How much

2014
02:24:31.840 --> 02:24:33.440
money? How much? How much? How much are we putting down?

2015
02:24:35.639 --> 02:24:39.159
Let's see how much the stocks are? If there's any stock I don't want

2016
02:24:39.159 --> 02:24:43.399
to I don't want to buy you. Let's buy you who? I think

2017
02:24:43.520 --> 02:24:48.920
there's a resurgence. You want to
do this? You stock? You don't

2018
02:24:48.920 --> 02:24:52.440
have a choice. I feel like
Google will just laugh. If my press

2019
02:24:52.600 --> 02:25:01.079
entered what's the stock price? Stock
of all? It immediately wants to correct

2020
02:25:01.120 --> 02:25:05.000
it to Yahoo because it's just like, no, you clearly you must mean

2021
02:25:05.040 --> 02:25:07.360
Yah. Literally you want money,
don't you? Why would you not go

2022
02:25:07.479 --> 02:25:11.840
here? You're not fucking Let me
see if all right? So let me

2023
02:25:11.879 --> 02:25:13.879
see if I can get some uhu. That is crazy by the way,

2024
02:25:13.879 --> 02:25:16.799
that they would be like you who? You mean Yahoo? And no one's

2025
02:25:16.840 --> 02:25:22.479
thought of Yahoo and fucking forever?
Yeah, that's true. Okay, Okay,

2026
02:25:22.040 --> 02:25:28.719
what was I saying? First?
Has gone down exceedingly. It peaked,

2027
02:25:28.799 --> 02:25:31.680
It peaked in twenty eleven. That's
weird. Twenty ten eleven, it

2028
02:25:31.799 --> 02:25:37.040
peaked, and now it is uh
it's gone down wow significantly. I'm trying

2029
02:25:37.040 --> 02:25:39.559
to see if I can see an
actual share number. I don't see anything

2030
02:25:39.639 --> 02:25:43.360
yet. Huh. I'm just gonna
assume it's worth a lot. So I'm

2031
02:25:43.360 --> 02:25:50.360
gonna put down five grand into you. Who just hand me that money and

2032
02:25:50.360 --> 02:25:52.319
I'll put it down for you.
Yeah, ex give me that money.

2033
02:25:52.479 --> 02:25:54.200
Yeah yeah, do that please?
Yeah? Yeah? Uh. The first

2034
02:25:54.200 --> 02:25:58.559
times to Keep David featuring Sir Matthew
fort Skew. Yes, his downstairs configuration

2035
02:25:58.639 --> 02:26:03.559
is the same. No cock,
all cock, no balls. That's insane.

2036
02:26:03.680 --> 02:26:07.719
It's it's just the character from Medieval
but instead of losing his jaw,

2037
02:26:07.799 --> 02:26:13.520
he losed he lost his balls.
That's so insane. The Halo franchise is

2038
02:26:13.559 --> 02:26:16.639
older than I am. I'm twenty
one. Oh God, pre Raz Blake

2039
02:26:16.680 --> 02:26:20.600
eight ninety six. Broad cocks the
ginger who looks like edge hearing with a

2040
02:26:20.639 --> 02:26:22.799
tiny peep. The actual strap on
lace used to peg me being sold on

2041
02:26:22.879 --> 02:26:26.000
eBay for sixty nine thousand dollars.
Gay door dash delivery be like, here's

2042
02:26:26.000 --> 02:26:31.159
that dick you ordered? Uh.
There's a Japanese underwear brand that caters to

2043
02:26:31.159 --> 02:26:35.479
guys with a big package is called
black Man. Not a joke. Stereo

2044
02:26:39.079 --> 02:26:45.079
Yeah man ster your dad's booty hole
like a bowl of chili. Oh yeah,

2045
02:26:45.200 --> 02:26:48.280
poches phosches genuine. What's up,
Homie, I'll ask you know if

2046
02:26:48.319 --> 02:26:52.440
feel trash Texas Stater salad and San
Latino bussy. Remember by Ettien sin is

2047
02:26:52.479 --> 02:26:54.920
a trojan horse. Sue Hulk took
on my ass here as thinking, ZICKI,

2048
02:26:54.959 --> 02:26:56.000
Chris, it's Marcus. We lost
hmother Carmine to a giant worm.

2049
02:26:56.239 --> 02:27:00.360
See is fine, but they're only
twenty three left a roughly human shit pile

2050
02:27:00.360 --> 02:27:03.760
of red flags. I'm smitten by
how much I'm shitting. Uh Jackson DuPont

2051
02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:07.239
badly brave hugger, Derek duck Hunt
Goliath, ooye, I've been denied everything,

2052
02:27:07.280 --> 02:27:11.959
even my come ethery and paginian hunter
Melpus won the Anger's crowd and joined

2053
02:27:11.959 --> 02:27:15.120
the view on the Delee Plaza from
the sixth floor and rounding out our list

2054
02:27:15.520 --> 02:27:20.479
as always is the Uh. You
know him, you know him from uh

2055
02:27:20.760 --> 02:27:24.479
from being here. You know he's
the king of Haphazard. You know you

2056
02:27:24.559 --> 02:27:28.440
know that guy. He's cheering man, he's he's having a grand old time

2057
02:27:30.799 --> 02:27:35.200
being the best person. So kind
of flex the back of my ribcate so

2058
02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:37.719
it rips out of my body.
Like wings. That'd be sick as fuck

2059
02:27:39.479 --> 02:27:41.399
and I die. I'd die right
afterwards. I have no back anymore.

2060
02:27:41.719 --> 02:27:45.840
But he looked really cool, like
ripping out, and I'm like, ah,

2061
02:27:46.280 --> 02:27:50.440
I die. Keep working on that, man, You're almost there.

2062
02:27:52.600 --> 02:27:54.879
I felt it moved once, but
then I felt a lot of pain.

2063
02:27:54.000 --> 02:28:01.040
I fell asleep. Whether I'm gonna
keep trying so stupid? All right,

2064
02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:01.639
Well that's it.