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Dan. What's happening, young McBride? How are you keeping? How are

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you keeping? Mister O'Mahony, I
gotta tell you I'm over here looking forward

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to my last non cursed hour on
this earth, Tom, because I have

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a feeling once we get this week's
podcast out of the way, it's just

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fucking helen damnation for us going forward. How are you keeping? How are

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you feeling? I already have a
priest, a rabbi, and a man

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and if I can get my hands
in anybody else to come over to the

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house first thing tomorrow morning to bless
the place because this next next hour is

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going to get creepy, creepy,
and our chances with this one. But

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how are you all doing out there
in listen Land? Tom and Jerry Land.

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They're in Tom and Jerry Land.
Of course they're welcome everybody. Of

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course, we just ingratiated ourselves there
by saying hello to each other without saying

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hello to e. But you're all
very very welcome back to another episode of

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the Tom and Jerry's Show, of
course, if it's your first time listening,

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Gone, what are these two boats
about? Havigander? There's rags more

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back there last couple of seasons,
we've been going off script as we had

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done in previous years. We're sticking
with our magazine style show, but typically

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what we've been picking over the last
two seasons are subjects that are deer,

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are interesting to our hearts and extrapolating
them, deep diving on whatever you want

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to call yes, indeed and indeed
yes, subjects that are of interest to

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all other people, which is why
this podcast is just steadily plateau and Tom

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always says a load to the new
listeners. Tom, there are no fucking

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new listeners. It's the same cohort
we have had since day one, and

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we've loved the early. Dark hearted, fucking horn toad Freaks like us are

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just sitting there going this is my
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There's just stuff for me, sitting
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between finger and Tom as they listened
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middle in the chest hair of life. Oh my soul. Do you know

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what? Look, let's just jump
straight into because I'm quite excited about this

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one. I've been Yeah, I've
been too deep into the Internet and this

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stuff. I feel like a couple
of conspiracy guy friends of ours that I've

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found. I ended up in places
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to close the door again and say
excuse me, sorry, I pick a

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pardon and reverse back out, and
I just keep it back on track,

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because if you go down the route
of black magic and whatnot, you can

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end up in Haiti. That's where
I ended up. People. People are

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worried about the dark web, it's
the green web you want to worry about.

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Exactly because in this episode we are
going to be discussing the Irish phenomenon

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that is pish oaks. Now you
something. You will be reading this from

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Barad gone Pi. It is pronounced
a pish oaks, pish oaks, nothing

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to do taken a pish pigs sometimes
people which is young people it is yeah,

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yeah, it's not maybe, Oh
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don't know what I think. I
read it out loud like that when I

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started looking into it first, and
I assumed there was a pish and then

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a small pitch because oag to put
og on the back end, so gar

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old Ogu would be small Jerry young, Jerry, Yeah, tom Ogu.

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You'd hear something that's called don't logue. This is pisch og, but not

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there doesn't seem to be a big
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just a singular pish, one size
fits all pish. Oh you could.

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You could have rappers that are like
young Chili and it's actually, you know,

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actually the less. Yeah, I
don't know if there's a rapper just

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wait away. Yeah, yeah,
this is pigs. So let's jump straight

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into it. Some of you will
know what pitch oaks, that you'll heard

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of pitch ogs, but I'm going
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pitch oaks. The word pig has
it's different contexts in Ireland, which I

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found all over the country. It
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curtains of meaning, but it typically
means superstition, belief practice, or it

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can mean a charmer or spell.
That's that's kind of the original meaning of

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a charmer or spell. Because much
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got more from talking to my parents
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very little actually solid written. Like
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around some American who believes that they
know it, and a hell of a

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lot of time tis pure or not
their sculer. So I don't think we're

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going to unmuddy those waters today.
To be fair, what I think the

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best thing that has come from when
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upon factual stuff, when we do
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I found is our brains tend to
find old memories and stuff go wished

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I found And that seems to be
what pish oaks tend to be. Is

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that that? Yeah, that I'm
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I'm very green to pish oaks right
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I've heard a lot of these and
you and they, to be honest with

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you, they're as malleable as you
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like there's ones up the road here
that definitely i'd say they. I don't

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know where they were casting stone,
these chokes, these superstitions, yet you

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I guarant fucking you won't have heard
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I mean? It's must be done
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just have faire Tom there for good
and for ill, it's a catch all

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phrase. Pishogs there are a blessing
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blessing on the course. So like, typically if you were to just read

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it in Wikipedia, and it is
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malevolent to degree like the actual pischo. So like, the same term is

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often used for general traditions like that, superstitions and everything else. Like I

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said, like if you lost your
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you turn your socks inside out you'll
find Joey back. That's a superstition,

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but it falls under the Pisho umbrella
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you know, there's one where if
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night, you should run and open
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I don't know what you were doing
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I feel that I'm inviting courses down
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I fucking knew I shouldn't have done
this podcast. Well, I would

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find the link for when we post
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because you won't you won't be able
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link on YouTube. There was a
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he interviews very interesting people. And
I think I spoke, I think I

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sent it, sent this clip onto
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minute interview. Oh yeah, And
he does in fairness, he's he's not

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a bit, he's not Louis Throw. He doesn't have the camera on him

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at all. It's all POV and
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is what he's doing. And he
meets this guy may or Go. He's

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very West of Ireland, but a
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up and low down as as real
as the sky is blue. This man

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believes in the faith folk so and
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wealth and his luck because he seemed
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to these But who am I?
Who am I in this day of knowing

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about the Annunaki and all the different
things of this you know, Samerian text

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and whatnot. Who knows? Maybe
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But anyway, will like that's let's
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let's let's so they are not go
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Right. So, but in the
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they do fall under and tonight we
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But they do typically originally fall under
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like wishing someone ill, like a
foe, begrudging neighbor, or even the

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fairies themselves might cast the pish oak
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on somebody or their land by breath, you know, breathing life into it,

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by using something that once lived.
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the ground zero of pish oaks,
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or might have lived. Now that's
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to be the most powerful when cast
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May. So we're okay, we're
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Yeah, maze eve from that time
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you had a chimey clock the first
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during those hours you were to cast
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egg raw rotten, but also a
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if you get your hands, because
raven carcass comes up a lot. That

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is, you ain't getting out of
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the raven carcass or someone are similar, you did serious success. If you

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did it right on Mayze eve and
they were it was to be still on

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their property. Come to follow morn
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goosed them. So say the breaking
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might put it on a path outside
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if you come out your door like
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exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. So little

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walk me through the process here,
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some way, shape, make or
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time, let's imagine use the power
of her imaginations. Let's imagine I'm a

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fucking dose. Right. Yeah,
it's going to be hard for you to

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don Okay, I've got it,
you got it, you got you got

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there quick, Tom. And I'm
after pissing you off in some way,

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shape, make or form. I'm
after stealing land from underneath you or like

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denied your plan and permission or like
already didn't didn't let you out of it,

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didn't let you out of the turn. Whatever is that I've done wrong

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to you? And you're like,
I'm a I'm a fucking cast a pistol

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gun this, Kay, I'm going
to curse this, Mazieve is a great

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time to do it. If not, you know, we'll take whatever caution

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we can get. But you're going
to You're going to actually curse me.

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You're going to like call upon all
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be mistations. There doesn't seem to
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just need to wish, like so
you're manifesting it. Let's maybe there's a

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chant, you know what I mean, there's you know, to talk about

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mindfulness and everything that I'm guessing it's
along the same line. So I'll take

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an egg. I could leave it
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your faith, your crops to fail, I could take a rotten egg at

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the like it would seem anyway.
The more read into this, the more

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disgusting the feature. Whether it's a
rotten I would bit of meat, a

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rotten egg, a rock, a
dead carcass of a crow slash raven.

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Now some people, some people would
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by all, by all accounts,
farmers would walk around their farms on the

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morning of the first to may you
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sorry, they would walk around it
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heard I have heard of this of
lads who believed that there was going to

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be a pitchoucast on them and would
walk around for fear somebody would lay a

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pitch ok because they would like they
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the number one place that was popular. Go into the barn, stash the

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egg somewhere in there, or break
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so that they catleberut to eat it, chances are they would they'd all fall

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ill. So but yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay. So

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but like if I walk out and
there's an egg on my doorstep, or

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I noticed a bulge in the doormat
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if I jump over it, or
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Oh no, no, no,
no, no. Once it's on your

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once it's on your property, you're
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it on me first, you're fucked. You're fucked. So that's it.

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That's it. It's your gooset like
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the bud by catching it the night
before at the latest. So if you're

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up before dawn, you catch that
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You'll be all right. You find
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first of me too late, too
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Probably a fucking an Irish version.
They didn't seem to be many ways

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of backing out of it other than
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you see. Well, I mean
if they've if they have brought the fairies

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in on it, then you're fucking
double fucked. Okay, So not every

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pit show is bringing down and and
and and you know, I'm sure we'll

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get into it, but we're just
going to refer to the mouths they're given

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name now the fairies. Yeah,
once you invoke the fairies to to to

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to ross tom O'Mahony's crops. Yeah, it's hard to call them buys off

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right, there's little or no hope
because I mean, once you've engaged their

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services, that's it. Do you
know what I mean? They're not they're

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not backing up the truck like now. I mean, if you haven't in

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your in your manifestations, if you
haven't actually invited them to do it,

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and you've done it on yourself by
all accounts, you can ask that farmer,

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say I was the bad basketbardidity you
come to me and say, listen

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while the cost I know you fucking
did it. While the cost for you

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to drop that and I can release
you of it, or I can tell

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you go fuck yourself. So yeah, but if the fay folk the fairies

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are in on it, your ghost
because apparently they don't they follow through,

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they don't, they don't. Would
now would be a good time in the

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podcast Tom to just open up to
the listeners and say, I believe every

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fucking word of this. Yeah,
mhm, I believe every syllable of this.

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that I believe it or that I

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just don't want to fuck with it. We see, just I don't want

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no part of this. There'll be
folks listening to this going or I go

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away out of it. But I
could tell you here now you are probably

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at most four generations away from being
agricultural. There's very very few people in

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Ireland, Like at one point these
were heavy this is heavy duty stuff,

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probably eighteen hundreds because the whole country
was sucking agricultural at that stage, or

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agree adjacent at the very least,
as you'd say yourself agious. But look

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at this evening, we will be
talking about all Irish superstitions. It won't

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just be purely the deathly horrendous ones. But I wanted it. I wanted

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to talk the origins of the name
Pishogu. But it's not that it's become

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watered down, but it's just become
easy for people down through the years to

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just lob all these Irish things because
lots of nationalities have lots of different you

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know, lots and lots of different
superstitions. But I think I do believe

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a lot of them started here because
let's be honest, a million of us,

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that's a lot of people. A
million of us during the Great Potato

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Famine headed in all directions and we
brought a lot of stuff with us.

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Not just that, but like if
you went really digging, you'd find that

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Ireland's essentially make a slash ground zero
for all things spooky and supernatural. Like

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I mean, it literally is.
There's no maybe about it. We invented

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Halloween, Tom, well, we
invented holl do as far as I'm aware,

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we didn't know we did. We
did. Like there's like you go

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back into the real druidy things like
Christmas Jesus Birthday was actually in July sometime,

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but it was actually moved as a
result of paganism. Yeah Ireland,

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No, yeah, I don't want
the funk with the fairy folk, do

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you know? So they were like, no, look at we'll just have

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the big celebration when you you have
us. So don't worry. Don't worry,

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We'll just move it around for you. Okay, Okay, So pishoas

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Tom courses, I can. I
can cast a pishog on you by leaving

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something gross like fucking all smashed up
like old rotten stakes and whatnot and leaving

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them on it and and and and
and do I have any Do I have

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any blowback from that? Do I
owe anyone a debt? If I cast

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a pistow on you and your crops
fail? Am I on the lamb to

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somebody? Now? No, if
you've done it, off your own back.

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Then you're okay, like that's you, that's on you. I mean,

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you're just a rockingcor bad bastad for
doing it. But if you have

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made a pact with the fairies,
there didn't seem to be hard and fastest

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to what they wanted. But if
they wanted it, they were taking it,

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do you know what I mean?
So it was open season. They

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wanted your property in any way,
they wanted gold, they want the money.

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They were taking it like you know, your second born child or some

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ship, exactly that. And they
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You cross them, you're done.
So it was it was real tony

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soprano stuff like so if you haven't
say it sounds really organized crime that if

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you get listener, I need my
I need a competitors grocery shop smashed up,

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and yeah they'll come and smash it
up. But then all of a

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sudden, I'm asked to hide a
gun or some shit. Well you remember

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at the wedding in the Godfather,
Yeah I remember, Yeah, remember he

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came in. He's like, you
know these guys, you know they were

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they my daughter. He's like,
where do you come to me before?

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Now? You see, the guy
tried to start it out off his own

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back. Didn't work. It didn't
work. So now he's in with Don

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Carlone and he says, look for
this, we will do this for you,

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but I will call on you at
another time. I won't tell you

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what it is yet. I don't
know what it is yet, yeah,

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but we'll call on you. And
that's essentially what the fairy folk would do.

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So I can't. I can't.
I can't confirm what it is that

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I've never encanted. I've never brought
these boys on board before, never looked,

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you know, because I've had a
fucking slew, a bad luck,

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lady Tom, and it can only
be, you know, explained by this

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exact thing you're talking about. And
listen, I don't know like yoush me,

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I'll pisho you so I will.
Well, I'm telling you now,

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just keep an eye in your wheel
bins because so look at strapping. We

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are going to go. We're gonna
go heavy through a lash of these and

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we'll give our own kind of take
on it. And I would love before

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we kick into it if we've missed
any if you're living in fucking leathrum,

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if you're living in west Waterford and
you are gone. Jesus Christ Sore,

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we have one below here. I'd
love It'll be class to hear it like,

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so feel free to leave a voice
note on the fucking on the Tom

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and Jerry Instagram page. If tweet
us whatever you gotta do, let us

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know, because I guarantee as soon
as I started asking people about this,

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we're like, oh yeah, because
I mean there's a black cat stuff and

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that's a lot of these things.
A lot of these things I mean I

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have originated here because I mean it
wasn't it wasn't so much the people were

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putting it down. Ah well,
you know it was. It was the

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jack boot of the church at the
time. I think a lot of these

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when to go really far back,
really far back. Yeah, do you

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know what I mean, you'd be
you'd be surprised what predates Christianity in this

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country down I'll tell you that much
exactly Like Christy Moore, he's he's been

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around that long, you know,
did his first gig at fucking New Grange.

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Right, So picking it off may
Eve, like I said, you

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know what I mean, it's the
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So if you, like I said, if you've found an egg or

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eggs or randomly have been held not
a meat of some sort of rotting on

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your property that really shouldn't be there, you're kind of fucked. Some bad

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bastard has an infa thanks for one
around here. And I believe you've heard

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of a two because we talked about
this before. Is a specifically tied together

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bundle of small sticks with a black
ribbon, yes, yeah, yeah,

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and that is actually and for any
soft eared people here, this is officially

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what it's called. It's called a
faggot of sticks, yes, and it's

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tied together. And if that's found, if you find that may morning anywhere

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in your property with a black ribbon
tied around it, which I if I

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could look through the side of my
office right now, that field next door

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there was four of them found in
one in each corner of it. Yeah,

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the old man almost bought that field
and didn't as a result of that.

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This is this is the power of
the pisho Tom. I mean,

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like, here's the thing, right, rotten egg board could have dropped it.

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I suppose you know, hunk a
meat board could have dropped it.

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Board's dropped shit all the time,
right yeah, but a very specifically tied

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together a bundle of sticks with a
piece of black ribbon is clearly something that

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somebody has done. There's neither left
nor right of it. And if I

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find that anywhere on my property,
I'm moving house. Fuck it. God

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the bank can take it. Oh
yeah, oh god almighty. Yeah.

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And so so I was just that. I remember asking is that a thing?

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Or did I imagine it? And
know? The old man went,

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yeah, he's always looking to buy
that old field. And it was a

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bad old It still is a bad
old fucking field. We as fuck it

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was going to take a ton of
draining, and we don't know, well,

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we don't know it, don't It
wouldn't it wouldn't have seemed it was

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the owner of the time, even
though he wasn't the merriest chap he'd ever

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meet, he was up for selling
it, do you know what I mean?

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Right is? And we don't fully
know who owns it now, so

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and nothing has been done with it. The odd old fucking horse would show

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up in it, but like if
you looked in there, it would like

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if you could had a bit of
a smoke machine Jerry and said it going

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on an early morning, and you
just wanted to get an establishing shot for

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say, a creepy start of a
fucking horror movie. That's what that field

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looks like. It's all Russias and
shit. It's he was well, he

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was well rid of the fucking he
would have broken his fucking heart anyway.

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I I sincerely hope this clears up
some questions as to why there's a housing

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crisis in this country at the moment. There's some fields you just don't fucking

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build on, and it's because of
shit like this, like oh, I'm

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gonna buy that field and I'm gonna
put a load of houses on it,

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and I'm going to develop the land. And then someone's like some neighbors like

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no, you're fucking not and throws
a pitch up mistakes onto it, and

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you're like, okay, fuck yeah, leave a b and here's the thing,

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and we'll get around to one that
we discussed in a couple of a

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couple more that ties into the same
thing. But I can tell you here

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and now most digger men who are
the first people into that site. If

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you want to go back and listen
to Tom and Jerry build a house,

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yes literally the which I people keep
on asking me, and I need to

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put up the transcript somewhere, Jerry, I don't know where I would put

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it up. Where could I put
that up? I don't know. I

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have the entire transcript. People have
asked me for it. Some people have

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written it down by hand, as
gone back and forth. And I feel

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terrible because I have to think written
out for people. But I will put

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that up somewhere. If I could
put a document to Twitter, I will,

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or we'll just give it away Tom
put On, fucking Patroon or something.

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Okay, get some money out of
these guys. But digger men are

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the first people in. And I
can tell you here now you can say

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what you want. You go,
oh, well, he's not a degree

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education. You go. That's the
motherfucker that's making more money than fucking a

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surgeon right now. So he's as
smart as I need him to be.

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He tracks that machine in there.
Day one, he finds a bundle of

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sticks. He's going back up onto
the fucking low loader with that track machine.

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He's gonna liking thanks and touching it
because it's better. It's if you've

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got one hundred thousand your machine.
It's better not to risk it because you

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got to work somewhere else. It's
better not to risk it. And some

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people will say it's a load of
superstitious nonsense. Drive your digger onto it.

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Hey, you drink your fucking digger
on. Yeah, oh sell fire

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and to go do it yourself.
Go do it yourself, because vibes are

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the big thing now, man,
you know the religion. Vibes a big

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thing, like if you lived in
London or la right now, it's all

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about vibes. Man, Well,
who's to say that that isn't I'm gonna

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tell you a thing like Tom,
Vibes stick for a long fucking Oh they

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do, they do? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever

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stood stood in Nouse, Fitch,
I'll tell you one thing. You'll feel

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fucking vibes there, and you didn't. You need never have known the ours

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that went on. You just know
there is not it's just not a good

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fucking place. But it is the
same thing, I believe anyway. That's

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but you just ain't getting in't getting
your job done. If you find a

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bundle of sticks inside that gate,
forget about it. Moving on, Tom,

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moving on, moving on, somebody's
aren't. Like I said, a

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lot of these are bad lucks,
some are good luck. Somebody's aren't as

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dark as all that. But I
wanted to. I wanted to get the

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dark, dark stuff out of the
way. Here's the thing. Something you

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wouldn't often see. Number two,
something you wouldn't often see. But if

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you do, I say, go
back to bed. By all accounts,

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it's not a good day. I
first thing in the morning. Yes,

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you meet a whistling woman. A
whistling woman. Yeah, you don't often

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meet a whistling woman. Not a
lot of women tend to whistle. My

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wife can't whistle to her shame,
she's wishes she could. I don't think

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i've ever Have you heard your wife
whistle? I don't think I've ever heard

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a woman whistle. I don't think
I have either. Maybe on television some

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folk band, some Polish folk band
or something like yotz yott you know,

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or something to that it you know, that's that's okay. So if if

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I made a woman whistling any shame, whistling a tune or not just whistling

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for her dog or some such,
because I might have heard that, all

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right, Like I bet you haven't, and I really, I really want

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to put this one. Listeners heard
of heard of female listeners, or anybody

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who has a woman in their life, If you know a whist of a

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whistling woman, please let us know, because I cannot think of one.

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I asked my mother, she can
whistle? I said, I can?

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Because why you asked, why are
you asking? I said, well,

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apparently she goes. A whistling woman
is bad luck in the morning. Went

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yeah, she went, there you
go, then I can, I can,

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I can, Yeah, okay,
I can. I can see that.

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And that's that's where Mary O'Mahoney left
it. She just left. She

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left it at that one, that
one Tom falls into the I would be

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less inclined to, you know,
be perturbed by a whistling woman in the

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morning, but like, you know, because there's no she's not, you

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know, just walking around whistling to
hecks people. She's not like I'm just

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going to walk up and down the
driven road whistling and fucking hecks and fields.

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We can only we can only speculate
where the origins of it happened.

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Maybe somebody walked into a manhole while
we're looking at perplexed at a woman's swimming

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or whistling, I should say.
And from then on it was a bad

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luck thing. It's like, I
don't get what there was no nobody broke

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it down. Didn't be any breakdown. It was just like, yeah,

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whistling woman, so good. I'm
like, okay, right, I just

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made interesting men. Men can whistle
all they want, all they want,

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all they want. Man and patriarchy
at work. An I'll be honest,

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there's a there's a few are bit
hardened women. It's a bit hard in

403
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,000
women. Not I mean, nothing
happens to the women as a result.

404
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:11,400
But it's like, no, it
seems to be that that it's us poor

405
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,240
men that are just going about our
day to day business, and we land

406
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:19,000
around some lady whiskey or great men
minding their own business and their own business.

407
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,519
Women show up fucking whistling the Taylor
Swift tune on our headphones, and

408
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:27,200
then all of a sudden my days
ruined. Fuck that this is it.

409
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,359
This is shoes on the table,
Jerry, Shoes on the table is a

410
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,319
thing. Time you've heard that,
You've heard that? Yeah, yeah,

411
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,759
yeah, shoes on a table,
Like here's the thing. Time I always

412
00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:40,920
heard the shoes on the table as
pis shows go shoes on the table.

413
00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:45,279
Was you don't put new shoes on
a table, as you say, if

414
00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,440
you go and you buy shoes and
they're in a box, you don't put

415
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,880
that box on the table. But
then it was like, you don't put

416
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,799
shoes that you have worn on the
table. But I guess that's just more

417
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:55,279
of a cleanliness thing that you've been
walking the stand and dog shit, you

418
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:56,559
don't put it on the table,
I would imagine. So, but I

419
00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:00,079
would say that's exactly where it comes
from to the maybe, but they didn't

420
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:06,359
understand germs. We only don't understand
germs. This in relative recent times.

421
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,200
I can put that one down to
like a mother and olden days or whatnot.

422
00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:12,000
And the kids are putting, you
know, the one pair of shoes

423
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,920
between twelve kids, just putting on
the table, and she's like, how

424
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,160
will I get these fucking kids to
not put these shitty, blake covered shoes

425
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,440
on the fucking table. All right, I'll just tell them like the fairies

426
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,559
are going to take them away because
they don't like shoes on the table.

427
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,759
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean because for the most part,

428
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:30,240
people made it. When I was
reading all of these ones. It came

429
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,279
up a few times and it seemed
to be like they were giving you an

430
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,839
example of new shoes on the table. So they were saying they were giving

431
00:28:37,839 --> 00:28:38,920
you a scenario. They were like, so you know when you get new

432
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,279
shoes and you put them on the
table. I'm like, I don't know

433
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,319
that. It's all why are you
gonna make But it would seem to be

434
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,920
that would be the only reason you
would ever put shoes on the fucking table.

435
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,680
But I do think it's most likely
to use shoes, dirty shoes thing.

436
00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:56,240
Yeah, you still won't find me
putting fucking new shoes and or old

437
00:28:56,279 --> 00:29:00,000
shoes on the table there. Yeah, And it's not like I purposely like

438
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,279
you know, okay, and I'm
going to put these shoes on the table

439
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,759
and inspect them right like that.
You come in from the shops with like

440
00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:08,319
a your shotopping bags and your pluck
them on the table and if they contain

441
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:17,240
shoes or carrots or fucking you know, davascon it's going on the table.

442
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:18,240
You know what I'm saying, Like, I listen, a lot of these

443
00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:23,079
things essential purchases. A lot of
these things won't feature an awful lot in

444
00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:26,720
your life. But some of them, some of them do right if you

445
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:33,319
can avoid a dividers how simple throwing
water out the door? Right do you

446
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:36,359
ever have? Do you ever fuck
water out the door for one reason or

447
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:40,240
another? Yes? Yea some stage
with within an hour of talking to you,

448
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,640
Tom, Yes, Well would you
mind next time you do it,

449
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:51,359
just let a little shout out,
little shout out, because most likely if

450
00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:53,319
there is a fairies anywhere near around
your house, it's going to be by

451
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:59,240
a doorway. You're gonna doust the
poor horror with water. Yeah, he's

452
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,200
not going to take Well, that
does it. You're not going to have

453
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,920
a good day to following day.
You're gonna sleep like fucking terribly, gonna

454
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,680
brutal dreams like he ain't gonna do
you in, like he's not cutting the

455
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:12,559
brakes and your fucking citron. But
what I'm saying is that most like you're

456
00:30:12,559 --> 00:30:17,720
gonna stub your toe. There's going
to be a bill show up that you

457
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:19,440
weren't expecting. That's sort of shit, do you know what I mean?

458
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,960
So just little hey, just before
you throw it out. Okay, we

459
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,200
should probably take a second here,
Tom, to talk about these wee folk.

460
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,839
Yeah, when you say a fairy
yeah, I know what you mean.

461
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,279
And I know that you don't mean
tinker Bell. I know you don't

462
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:44,599
mean like a little princess looking fairy
wings, little sequined dress Salerina, Yeah,

463
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,440
right, flying ball flying Ballerina.
It's not that right, No,

464
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:55,200
that's the Disney version of the very
powerful folk that are known to have lived

465
00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:00,440
here for millennia. In Ireland,
we're living in their spot. This is

466
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,039
the Yeah, we're living in theirs. But they were here long before we

467
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:10,960
whatever much wherever we came up out
in North Africa or across from the CAUCUSUS

468
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,119
wherever we did, or came down
from the fucking wherever they believe we came

469
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,440
from. Those folks were here long
before. We're talking more like spirits,

470
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,680
Like they're not creatures, are they? Oh? Yeah, they do.

471
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,759
They do, like I mean,
by all the little people, by all

472
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:30,559
accounts, they're little people. Are
about waist height, about the size of

473
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:33,440
a three for three year old.
But they can appear or disappear. They

474
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:40,799
can slip between realms, they can
they're what's what's the what is it transcendental

475
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,920
or whatever? There might be something
to do with their teeth, but they

476
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:49,599
can they can shift basically faster than
basically through dimensions and through time to a

477
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:55,599
degree. Once again, I want
to stress for the listeners. I believe

478
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,680
all this. Yeah, yeah,
every word. I'm having every bit,

479
00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:02,400
every bit of it, because I
especially am because I'm back living in the

480
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:08,839
countryside where these fellas tend to dwell, not saying that they don't dwelling inside

481
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:15,039
the greater pale, because they were
again there long before Yea and Dublin became

482
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:20,119
in Dublin. All anybody tells me
about the area that I currently live in

483
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,480
is that they remember it when it
was all fields. Yeah. Yeah,

484
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,039
possibly a couple of ring forts somewhere
around. Oh that's within living memory.

485
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:34,880
And I doubt think all County Council
worried too much about clearing forts in a

486
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,440
good manner, keeping it liquidy,
Jerry, keeping it liquidy. So you

487
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,839
know the way I used to even
do a bit about being so country that

488
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,440
I still can't help even when I
lived an inch of court to throw out

489
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,240
that last drop of tuck, that
last droppertit. That isn't for me.

490
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,920
Oh you're throwing our tea for the
wee bays. This is the thing,

491
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,240
it's, yeah, so you know, you see you're throwing them out a

492
00:32:55,319 --> 00:33:00,880
nice refreshing drink from the dog's bowl. I think it's more of a respecting

493
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,160
than anything else, that you're not
just going to be a you know,

494
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,920
an absolute glutton and wolfed the lot
down in front of them without offering them

495
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,359
a cup of tea. You're offering
them anything. I think it's to show

496
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,359
that listen, I ain't going to
have it all. So it's I get

497
00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:14,920
maybe it is like porn, a
little out of your forty for your homies,

498
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,119
you know, piece of Yeah,
you know what I mean. Maybe

499
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,079
it is a little of that.
But I think the idea is that you're

500
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:28,680
not a complete fucking glutton because they're
not fond of humans and especially what we're

501
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,279
turning into of lake like I mean, course, you know what I mean.

502
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:35,440
We're completely out of sync with nature. They're completely in sync with nature.

503
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,440
And I think the tea thing,
I think it's I don't know what

504
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,440
it is, but I'll be honest
with your time. I always thought with

505
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,039
tea it was like your last bit
of tea has like tea. I always

506
00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:50,640
call it like tea sand what tea
leaves used to be a thing, and

507
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,119
it's still even even with tea bags, you still get like tea yeah you

508
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,160
get, yeah, you get the
brainy shit. But like I mean,

509
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,240
if you go into like well now, if you go into like fancy places

510
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,160
I fell and unburned, you'll get
tea leaves if you want. You know,

511
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:06,480
you're spitting fleas for the next half. Your tea is fucking gone the

512
00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:08,760
bottom of a cup of coffee.
It's got like coffee. Yeah it does,

513
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,920
Yeah it does. It's got silt
silts at the bottom. Yeah yeah,

514
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:17,639
yeah that so welcome to that.
I listen, I'm just reading when

515
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:21,800
I've never reading. This is apparently
to show that we in Glutton's and we

516
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,199
can we don't have to finish all
of it in front of them. Tone

517
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,719
it down a bit, is what
they're saying. No, I don't know

518
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,000
they have to spit out the last
bit of tob their own. I don't

519
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,519
know that. Are you supposed to
do that too? But well, you

520
00:34:31,559 --> 00:34:34,519
know, they can get like you
know, I'll tell you what they can

521
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,519
get, Tom when I get out
of a car. They can get all

522
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:45,280
the wee bits of sausage roll I
was eating, right, snows snows.

523
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:51,840
Yeah, yeah, well, sticking
with tea Jerry, what what hand are

524
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:58,159
you? You left the right?
Imagine you're stirring in the uppers. Somebody

525
00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:00,880
wants sugar. I don't know you're
sugar man, but somebody wants sugar.

526
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:04,599
You want to start it in even
you stir in your milk? Oh,

527
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:09,679
we start it. I started anti
clockwise with morayand Block. Is that bad?

528
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:17,320
Very bad? Come very bad?
Yeah, anti clockwise with morand Yeah.

529
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,800
Naturally it's not supposed to the way
you're to say. This is why

530
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,199
I'm the way I am, Tom, this is how you are the way

531
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,679
you are. You know all those
bad luck stories everybody who's been with us

532
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:30,159
that long time through the you know
the seven, the sixth series seven now

533
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:35,320
seven series of Tom and Jerry showy
things have started McBride's day terribly and his

534
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,960
day has just gone from the bad. Sure, okay, okay, okay.

535
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,400
So I don't want to go all
BuzzFeed here, Tom, But so

536
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,039
you've been starting your te rung all
this time. Here's what you should be

537
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:50,760
doing. Start just starts clockwise.
Start clockwise. There's a reason why the

538
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,199
clock goes that way. There's a
reason why the toiler goes that way.

539
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:57,800
There's a reason why. I don't
know, there's there's a reason for it

540
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,920
anti clockwise. I mean, why
the know you gotta remember. I can

541
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,840
remember us clocks, Tom, right, I remember, it's like sundowns and

542
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:14,280
shit. I remember being corrected,
corrected on stirring anti clockwise tea, and

543
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,480
I cannot be I cannot for the
left me remember who this may not be

544
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:21,960
a fairy folk thing and maybe a
devil thing, because you know, the

545
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:23,480
left hand of the katoga and all
the rest of the left handed the devil

546
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:28,760
and everything else. I don't know, but I remember being corrected because I

547
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,880
think I think I actually was coming
on being left handed, because I eat

548
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,960
the wrong way around with the farc
knife still. But it was just kind

549
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,599
of corrected out of me. But
I find myself still doing the odd thing

550
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:43,480
with the left hand. But I
think it is a lefty handed devil thing.

551
00:36:44,199 --> 00:36:46,719
I think so. And it just
t Tom or is it all swirlable

552
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,039
liquids? So all swirlable liquids?
Any So, let me ask you a

553
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:53,920
question. If you've got a nice
spirit in your hand there at the end

554
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,559
of the nineteen a half one in
your hand, right with your brandy or

555
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:01,920
whatever your tipple is, right,
Yeah, you swirl it before you drink

556
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,599
it. Tom, how do you
swirl that? Yeah, swirls anti clockwise.

557
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:10,199
Now that you say, well,
listen, it's already called ish caabaha.

558
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:15,199
So it is evil water anyway.
So should I be drinking it?

559
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:20,840
Probably not. I've already shaken hands, but himself the divil if that's the

560
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:27,599
case, So okay, So anybody
wouldn't the sound of our voices that drinks

561
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:30,000
liquids, it doesn't sound like it's
a fucking great day for you, to

562
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,519
be honest. Yeah, yeah,
you remember back when you lived in the

563
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:36,880
country, Jerry, You remember you
lived back in the country. Or you

564
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,039
have a tip back up the road, and sometimes not saying you pop outside

565
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:42,800
for a fact, but maybe sometimes
you just want to step outside and actually

566
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,960
see the stars again. You take
a deep, old breath, you're stand

567
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:51,000
there and join yourself. Maybe it's
around I don't know, early spring,

568
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,920
and all of a sudden you hear
the most blood curdling scream come across the

569
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,320
fields from you. And I'll have
that once or twice Tom, Yes,

570
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:07,719
yeah, yeah, well said to
be the banshee screaming and that is essentially

571
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,679
now. I mean it's broad to
say that someone is going to die because

572
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,400
quite literally, as we're speaking,
probably four people have died. Do you

573
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,440
know what I mean? This is
it. People are dying continuously, the

574
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,320
same way people are being born continuously. I don't know. I didn't get

575
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,599
the There was some arguments to say, somebody, you know, related,

576
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:28,480
he is going to die. Somebody
fucking nearby is going to die. So

577
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,880
within a near shot of it,
apparently somebody is going to die. Within

578
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:38,800
the sound of the banche's screaming that
blood curdling shit. I put it up

579
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:44,960
on my Instagram maybe about three months
ago. And of all people are very

580
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:50,280
good friend Jim Elliott, who's very
very city and very very from Washington,

581
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,079
nearly pissed his bands. He went, what in all folk is that sound?

582
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,519
That is not That's not of dessert. I mean it's not, Jim,

583
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:04,440
so I let him down the path
that said, well, I mean,

584
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:08,119
arguments would say that it is the
band. She as more of a

585
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:13,440
person who's probably in touch with nature
than most people. It's most likely a

586
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:15,719
randy vixen. That's the reality of
it. But yeah, I mean,

587
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,199
like you know, I had always
put it down, Tom, because I've

588
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,239
been I've been listening out for the
band she since I was five years of

589
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,920
age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been listening out to the band

590
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:30,800
for the band She's since I fucking
learned what the phrase was. And I

591
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:36,719
was always I was very susceptible to
band she's because they haunt always and Max

592
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,800
for example, its correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, so

593
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:45,000
we're we're you know that I on
the jeans. I only spoke to the

594
00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:49,679
lads from Monster Fuzz podcast last weekend. They said exactly the same thing,

595
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,000
Max and Os get an awful time, And the way he described it to

596
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,360
me was that she was quite sexy
and she was gonna. I was like,

597
00:39:57,559 --> 00:40:00,360
okay, I've never thought of the
band she's been hot, But that's

598
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,960
changed the whole perspective now. Yeah. I mean, a banshee can be

599
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:07,480
very hot or she can be a
hag. There doesn't appear to be like

600
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:15,199
a middle ground. There's there's just
not an office friend looking. And what

601
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:22,320
you don't get with a banshee is
like a seven. Ah, Hey,

602
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:28,760
so you guys are violent like banshee? I don't say, but here's the

603
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,440
thing. Come, I was always
told that you need to listen out for

604
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:39,719
a banshee crying and weeping and keening, meaning right now I'm going to screams.

605
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:44,000
I was like, nah, man
that that that's a fox getting ridded.

606
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,960
It's a you know, it's not
a banshee. A banshee is more

607
00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:52,159
like a moan or a whale or
a cry or weep or keen. Now

608
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:57,280
I'll go to I'm going to tie
in the keen thing and my hypothesis,

609
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,000
my supernatural hypothesis with this. And
this is one that i'd heard. I've

610
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,920
asked a few people now and they'd
never heard of this one. And actually

611
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,320
jumping too, because I didn't realize
I should have had this one alongside it.

612
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:12,239
It's very it's brilliant that you said
keening. So that's kind of that's

613
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,599
that wailing over and back, you
know, like you'll see something. You

614
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:20,320
know, you'll see funerals, you
know, traditional looking funerals, not so

615
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,880
much here anymore. People tend to
stay a bit stoic. But you see

616
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,280
the people from more emotional, lead
driven countries where horrific things have happened.

617
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,159
You'll see mothers by the coffin and
they're keening. What a chat back the

618
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:34,880
rope. By the way, his
name was Derby. How great of a

619
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,559
name is that? Yeah? Yeah, his first name was Derby. And

620
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:45,320
this woman had died the day before, and the plan was they were all

621
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,119
a day or two before, and
the plan was to all go to our

622
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:52,039
funeral. They're going to get the
horse and cart and head down to the

623
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:54,559
village to the funeral. They lived
up a long lane way, and he

624
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,920
walked down. For whatever reason he
had to walk down. He heard what

625
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,400
he can only describe as bad.
She's whale wailing coming from the bottom of

626
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,039
the the boreen. Does it just
go? But you know, does their

627
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:13,639
driveway? Technically? He walked down
only to see the dead woman leaning and

628
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:19,119
squailing like no human could ever whale
back and forth, back and forth,

629
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:23,599
up up on the ditch in fucking
hysterics. The woman could not be could

630
00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:28,559
not be consoled because she was also
dead. He pecked, He pegged it

631
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:31,679
back up the road for all he
was worth, he says, good God,

632
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:36,159
Almighty, get why the woman was
out of the house. His wife

633
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,480
was out of the house. He
says, why aren't you wearing Why aren't

634
00:42:38,519 --> 00:42:43,960
you wearing something of hers? So
what o God, I forgot all about

635
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,119
it. This would do it quick. She's at the bottom of the road,

636
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:50,280
keleaning, she's wailing, and his
wife ran back in. They had

637
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,880
known about this. This is a
thing you were to do, was to

638
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,800
wear an item of the clothes,
clothing of the dead person to the funeral

639
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:00,960
to stay on somebody in the living, and I would allow them to pass

640
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:05,840
over to the other side. Had
you not done that, you buried her,

641
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,199
she would stay in limbo forever.
I E no man's land, I

642
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,360
E purgatrem paps or that's weird,
you know what. The shutter flies up,

643
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,960
the beetlejuice, the souls that have
you know, that was where she

644
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:22,119
was going to stay forever. That's
an interesting spin on a tomue that the

645
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:27,400
actual corpse was the bandsheet. Yes, yes, that's you know, Smokey

646
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:34,960
and the Bandit three. Smoky is
the bandit. You know, that's an

647
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,960
It's an interesting take on the subject. Yeah, so that's that's about the

648
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:45,119
most horrific shit I've ever heard of. I did some deep digging at this,

649
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,960
Jerry, I did some deep ticket
for you. I always thought I

650
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,760
thought I was I thought I was
done with all the ways in which a

651
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,679
bandhee could terrify me. But here
we are finding new ones. What can

652
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,000
I say? So I knock at
the door to now we said, if

653
00:43:58,039 --> 00:44:00,960
you open the back to let the
ferry out, it'll be a good look.

654
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:04,199
But here's the thing. You open
the door at nice nobody there,

655
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,199
Someone's going to die. That's Jesus, I know, I know, yeah,

656
00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:12,480
I mean, you know it's not
like if you hear a knock at

657
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,079
the door and you open it and
there's no one there, then like you're

658
00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:16,559
going to have a cheap gas bill
this month, you know what I mean?

659
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:21,039
No, No, it's it's something
something like most likely death in the

660
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:24,480
family, maybe immediate, distant,
I don't know, there was nothing specific.

661
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:30,119
Jesus Christ. Also, how big
is your family? Yeah? And

662
00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:31,119
how long is this? Like you
know, if you hear a knock at

663
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:34,519
your door, you're going to hear
about a debt in the next week,

664
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,159
the next calendar year, Like what
are we? What are we there?

665
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:40,280
Listen? I honestly think people like
to create a cliffhangers from themselves back in

666
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,199
the day when there was no fucking
telly, do you know what I mean?

667
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,760
There's just some of this ship is
like oh, lads, like there's

668
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,719
someone kind of going okay, all
right, Jesus Christ. This is like

669
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,880
like the whistling. This is like
fucking your man and the mummy returns,

670
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:01,519
you know, I mean this is
cursed. That is curseds. Now here's

671
00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:07,239
the last I'm gonna start getting.
We're gonna start getting into some a bit

672
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,880
lighter, a bit bit more fun
once. But this is the one that

673
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,079
ties back in the very first one. We talked about finding a bundle of

674
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,400
stakes. This one ties back in
with the same sort of men. If

675
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:21,320
that would come upon the that may
be the while the housing crisis is where

676
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,599
it is in the country. Because
you sure as shit. And this is

677
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:29,800
how the first chat, our first
chat came about of this when we were

678
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:34,480
doing last year, when we wrapped
up last year's never cut alone hawthorn or

679
00:45:34,519 --> 00:45:39,559
blackthorn tree in a field by Loane, we mean that it can't see another

680
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:45,079
one. I ain't cutting that in
anyway. I may. I I make

681
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,880
shit, I make corporates, cops
then a little bit to tidy them up

682
00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:52,400
if they need it. But I'll
be honest with you. The new place

683
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,000
we'll have to buying this one sitting
right by the side and attached was like,

684
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,559
that's beautiful. Should we leave it? I went, oh, Jesus

685
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:00,880
Christ, I'm not the fucking house
before. Not that you joking me?

686
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,639
And you want to even see the
way it looks there. It's picture perfect,

687
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,079
Thank god. It isn't something nearly
ugly heapys shit, but it literally

688
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:14,960
looks like celebrations are made around this
thing at one point, like and there

689
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:16,920
is a castle in the problem right
adjacent to the property where that kind of

690
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:22,280
should have gone down. Big,
I ain't not. I cannot tell you

691
00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:27,360
the amount of golf courses, the
amount of properties that we could have built

692
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:32,599
when I was back in the building
game. That had to be drastically changed

693
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,360
as a result by the art because
the architects were just drawn on the surveyed

694
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:40,639
They just get a drawing of the
surveyed land showing the contours. Nothing too

695
00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:45,320
big to worry about. Bushel of
trees over here, not that shit.

696
00:46:45,599 --> 00:46:49,639
We'll put twenty seven houses in there, collection of fucking round things over here,

697
00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:53,440
Not that shit. We're gonna fucking
building rake more houses in here.

698
00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:58,800
It is until you get the dig
amount to sight, and I can tell

699
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,800
you here and now. Once he
sees one of them things, it's like

700
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,320
fuck that ching ching ching ching ting
ting kings little track machine tracks just start

701
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,159
going in the other direction. Because
I've had young digger drivers have said not

702
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,039
a fucking hope. I've had old
digger drivers saying not a fucking hope,

703
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,119
because those are the guy You can't
build shit without those guys. Or they're

704
00:47:16,159 --> 00:47:19,639
they're the bus, they're the buyers
that have to knock it. It's coming

705
00:47:19,679 --> 00:47:22,760
home with them. Yeah, because
the amounted like early doors in the guy's

706
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,280
career. He told me, he's
this time, I knocked three of those

707
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,679
in my in my entire career,
he said, I'll tell you now,

708
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:34,559
this wasn't some long fucking six months
later, I lost the two bullshit.

709
00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:39,559
This was literally wild breaking. While
knocking it down or while the day was

710
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:45,199
finishing up, something happened the fucking
machine. I pissed fucking oil everywhere.

711
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:49,880
I lost the fucking track, blew
the fucking engine, I bust a fucking

712
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,559
I hit a fucking electrical cable that
it wasn't supposed to be there. Like

713
00:47:53,039 --> 00:47:59,119
nasty shit has happened, and every
fella, every fella I've talked, and

714
00:47:59,159 --> 00:48:01,960
I've talked to lots and lots of
fucking these guys. I mean lots.

715
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:06,239
These are the most frequent guys I
would have talked to when I was working

716
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,960
to buildings, and they would not
touch him. Golf courses, we had

717
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:15,039
a Nick Faldo designed one fallow landed
down the chopper fucking raging, and he

718
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:19,400
was like, fuck fucking I'll fucking
do it myself. And they were like,

719
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,320
well, you can go get your
own fucking machine, mister fellow.

720
00:48:21,679 --> 00:48:24,559
I'm all right. They weren't not
doing it, then, Okay, I

721
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:28,199
gotta I gotta tell you to.
I'm like, I'm not a religious man,

722
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,039
and I'm not really at the back
of it all, I'm not really

723
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:35,480
a superstitious man, and I'm not, you know, overly cautious with my

724
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:38,960
health or my money, pretty much
anything to be perfectly honest with. He's

725
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,719
not even joking. He like he
doesn't even lock his car in Dublin,

726
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,760
Like he's yeah, it's just,
you know, you know, a foolish

727
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,599
man in many many ways. You're
turning around and tell me, I'll give

728
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:52,360
you ten grand to walk over to
that loan bush and snap a twig of

729
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:59,559
it. I'm not doing that shit
to Nope, nope, I'm not touching.

730
00:48:59,599 --> 00:49:02,559
I'm not fucking with a lone bush. You want to get a twig

731
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:06,000
off that bush, you get it. You're good self, and I'm not

732
00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:09,840
alone. Tom. You talk about
fields with lone bushes on it, and

733
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:14,199
I wish, I wish to god
I knew where this was. I think

734
00:49:14,199 --> 00:49:17,159
it's down in Wicklow, in the
sort of Curriclo Beach area, because we

735
00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:19,880
met it a couple of times,
and I think it was when we were

736
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,239
down there on holidays. There's like
a T junction right in the road,

737
00:49:24,519 --> 00:49:28,840
and if you could imagine a T
junction, cars can drive to the left,

738
00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:31,880
cars can drive to the right,
and right in the middle of the

739
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:37,519
road there's a bush. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah tree. If someone

740
00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:42,679
if that rings a bell with someone
listening here, definitely seen it. Yeah

741
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,880
it could be. Maybe it could
be driving down to a gig. You

742
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,559
brought me down to Tom down your
way, but I definitely drove down that

743
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:51,239
road and there's a fucking tree in
the middle of road. Driving down the

744
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,159
road, my wife said to me, why the fuck did they put a

745
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:57,280
bush there? And I goes,
they didn't put a bush there, they

746
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,960
put a road around the bush that
was already there. Well, here's the

747
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,280
thing. Even if you did put
a bush like it would seem something as

748
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,000
are still supers. Like the parents
here have willows. Right, they've got

749
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,599
a bunch of willows. They're as
old as the house. They're forty years

750
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:16,639
old. The out lad was getting
a break of fucking trees dropped. They

751
00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:20,559
were at dangerous levels, like the
fucking trees everywhere here. And he's getting

752
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,679
four or five of these trees dropped
by these right handy fellas. And the

753
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,679
older guy of the two, when
do you want that willow out of it?

754
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,599
Here too? And he was like, literally, the fucking house is

755
00:50:29,639 --> 00:50:32,000
named after this, No, I
don't want that fucking thing. And the

756
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,719
the younger guy who's doing all the
song on when I ain't cutting that fucking

757
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,159
thing anyway. Yeah, and your
man was double the old ladders, like,

758
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:42,440
H'm sure if I wanted to gone, would you not? He says,

759
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:45,039
oh no, a fucking willow tree, not a fucking prayer. No,

760
00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:47,440
no, no, he's the thing. He's willows are magical, so

761
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:52,199
I ain't touching it. And no, in all fairness, nobody took the

762
00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:53,360
piss out him. He went all
right, that's the guy with the saw.

763
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:58,039
Because it's it's not just it's it's
it's it's it's not just a lone

764
00:50:58,039 --> 00:51:00,679
bush in the middle of the field
of a field. N Ye, show

765
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,760
you a picture of a lone bush, Tom, Like that is like clear

766
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,960
blue sky either side of a ten
ache or stretching far on the dist either

767
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,280
side of it, and just this
one lone fucking tree right in the god

768
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,320
damn middle of it that you know
you'd pull it just for the fucking the

769
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,280
look of it. Yeah, Right. It's like, do you ever get

770
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,480
like, do you ever get like, I don't know if it's your if

771
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:22,320
it's just me, Tom, do
you ever get like one bad bast of

772
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:27,079
a black hair that'll grow out of
your shoulder, just like I get one

773
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,960
recurring like every six months out the
end of my nose for someone known fucking

774
00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:34,360
you. Just just just this one
random fucking hair that grows out of somewhere

775
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,400
you like, pull that thing to
fuck. It's got to go. It's

776
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,480
gotta go. So you think,
Okay, I the lone trees, I'll

777
00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:43,679
leave them be, Hey, Tom, Maybe it's just every now and then

778
00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:47,880
a specific tree in the mix of
other trees. That you're not supposed to

779
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,480
cut down. And I know I've
known since I was five years of age

780
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:54,920
what happens when you pull down a
lone bush or you cut down the wrong

781
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,800
tree, Tom, And you know
what it is. You know I was

782
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,599
threatened with, you know the story
I hearn fucking spooked me to this day.

783
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:06,159
Thorns in your bed, Tom,
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,

784
00:52:06,199 --> 00:52:08,039
yeah, that's why it's the hawthorn
of the blackthorn tree. I do

785
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:12,280
know. I know a guy and
I think he's come up on the podcast

786
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,000
day before. He when he met
his son the other day, and he's

787
00:52:15,039 --> 00:52:21,440
come up on the podcast definitely at
some point because rock Hard Bastard, one

788
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:27,719
of the Knights as fellows he'd ever
meet. He was cutting through a hedge.

789
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,440
He's got a hold through a hedge
for a big sheep farmer. And

790
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:35,239
it was a hot thorn, a
blackthorn bush, not really a proper tree,

791
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,039
just a fucking arley old knot of
a thing, and he he got

792
00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:43,119
a prick of it in the finger, didn't look after it, big fucking

793
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:45,039
handed man. You know, probably
he has been bitten a million times by

794
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:51,119
a million things. Didn't get it
looked after. Within a week he lost

795
00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:55,280
that finger. Gone. Doctor went
to the docks at this fucking things throbbing,

796
00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:59,719
and he goes, yeah, good
thing you're in because set semi was

797
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,119
about kick in. We got to
take the finger. He's a fuck off.

798
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,559
I've never been like this man's hands, you know, the hands that

799
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,880
most people listening won't have ever seen. These hands, but they because they

800
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,239
don't exist in most society. But
the kind of hands that you have only

801
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,679
seen maybe five times in your life, those hands that literally I don't get

802
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:23,119
a fuck. If you're the hardest
Bruce Lee, I'm odd fucking Mohammad Hooly

803
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:30,960
fucking it doesn't matter if these things
land on your neck good night. Like

804
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:35,679
this guy's not doing calisthetics. But
if he went into the UFC and from

805
00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:39,400
a starting point they went, okay, hands around each other's neck and see

806
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,800
who wins, you're dead in four
seconds. Because these pause just they're like

807
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:50,280
they're driven by hydraulics, Like they're
just they used gravel as moisturizer. There's

808
00:53:51,159 --> 00:53:54,239
like there's so little to our hands
in comparison to these hands. It's like

809
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:59,960
they're actually wearing globes. They're just
like the giant fat hands and he lass

810
00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:04,519
they could not the tiniest little pick
of this thing. Yeah, like a

811
00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:07,920
fucking snake bite finger gone. So
like, if you did not plant that

812
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,280
tree, Tom leave at the funck
alone. Okay, simple as that,

813
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,800
My my, my old man.
I honestly believe it was like his retirement

814
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,519
fund or his old age fund that
he planted to load the trees in the

815
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:23,360
eighties. And yeah when he when
he crested seven, he's just started chopping

816
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:28,039
them all down. He honestly looks
like he couldn't have planned it better,

817
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:30,079
like, you know, plant them
all, let him grow, then clear

818
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:35,079
them all out. Ah yeah,
because what has he got chopping down?

819
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,159
He's just chopping down random trees that
he you know, they're his fucking trees.

820
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:44,000
He knows some's he put them there. He can take them out,

821
00:54:44,039 --> 00:54:46,440
that's no problem. But if it's
some other random tree that was there already,

822
00:54:46,519 --> 00:54:50,199
or he doesn't know where it was, he wasn't his stay planted as

823
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,599
a as a as a border boundary
round like that. I think it's stay

824
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:59,480
there. Yeah yeah, yeah right, so yes, that is your heart

825
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,239
has probably been darkened throughout the last
Jesus. Near the hour of the podcast,

826
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:08,039
I'm about to brighten it with We're
gonna rip through the last bunch of

827
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:14,559
these, and these they're a bit
more lighter in good news toime. Yeah,

828
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,800
look, they're a bit on the
lighter side of things. It's just

829
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,639
in case people hadn't heard of these. Some of them they will have,

830
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,960
some of them they won't have.
But this is there's a couple of fun

831
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,599
ones in here, So you know, the one that chi knows means a

832
00:55:24,639 --> 00:55:30,519
pending fight. So if you do
get an itch, you knows there's a

833
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:37,000
fight coming. But the way to
disarm this is to just actually initiate a

834
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,760
little punch in the show or ask
your friend to initiate a little punch in

835
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:43,280
the shoulder that cancels it out.
So then you know it's gonna be punching

836
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,280
a punch and it's just a little
tapping the shoulder, bank don't bang bang.

837
00:55:46,679 --> 00:55:51,159
So now you've you've absolutely you know, you've taken out that missile in

838
00:55:51,199 --> 00:55:55,400
the sky. Yes, these are
your little sort of iron domes. Yeah,

839
00:55:55,519 --> 00:56:00,239
exactly, exactly. Now we've still
there's a couple of bad, bad

840
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,599
luck ones in here, but ones
that kind of make me maybe smile a

841
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:06,119
little bit for the sake of But
if a weasel stands up straight on its

842
00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:09,760
back legs and stares directly at you, yes, bad luck. What of

843
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:19,480
course it fucking is, Tom.
If a fucking weasel rears back and goes

844
00:56:19,519 --> 00:56:22,079
all king Cobra on you and fucking
looks he dead in the eye, I'll

845
00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:25,679
be like number one. Okay,
hello, the first weasel I've ever seen

846
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,320
him alive. I don't believe I've
ever seen a weel. I've never seen

847
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:36,079
a wheel ermine with grab pine Martins
are also back around the place. I've

848
00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:38,559
seen none of these little fockers.
I've seen five squirrels in my life.

849
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:42,800
Tom. I got squared up to
buy the first proper red squirrel I ever

850
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,960
saw, But that was in Boston, and this thing had it was a

851
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,960
Boston like everybody wants to fight in. I wasn't surprised, Yeah, I

852
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,280
wasn't surprised. Blackberries. You love
a wild BlackBerry, Jerry, do you?

853
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,280
I will take a boil BlackBerry.
Well, don't you dare eat one

854
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:04,360
after set Mber twenty ninth, which
is Saint Michaelmas's Day, because if you

855
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,719
start scoffing them into October after that, the devil will have pissed all over

856
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,400
him. Well, okay, but
that that stands the reason that you don't

857
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,599
eat unripe blackberries. Oh no,
they'll have gone past right, They'll have

858
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:20,239
gone past it by this stage,
not to self. If there's anything like

859
00:57:20,239 --> 00:57:22,880
the wild raspberries around here. I
don't know what's happened this year, but

860
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,280
the birds are cunts. Normally,
Normally there was a plethor of them to

861
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,960
be had, they'd be jams glore
being made over the mother's house. Not

862
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:37,239
a fucking not so much as they
didn't even leave a note the fucker's well.

863
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,360
I mean, I do believe it's
the Irish woodpecker that has shown up,

864
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,320
who's believed to be extinct here in
Ireland. But the Irish woodpecker has

865
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,719
shown up a family of them.
But I do think the count is gone

866
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,519
around chomping all the raspberries. But
anyway, that aside, September twenty nine

867
00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:51,559
put it in the calendar people.
I'm telling you right now that is Saint

868
00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:54,360
Michaelmas's Day. There's a few things
happen on Saint Michelema's Day. I think

869
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,480
they this harps back to harvest,
the time stuff and all the rest of

870
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,480
You're right, was to have your
bad day? Yeah before it was in

871
00:58:02,559 --> 00:58:07,719
Michaelmas day. Yeah, have your
have your berrying wrapped up at that stage

872
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,679
because there's you know, you're bringing
in wheat, barley, you know,

873
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:14,440
all the stuff at that stage.
Have your fucking stuff done by that stage

874
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,039
because you're honkering down for the winter. Got have your ship done. But

875
00:58:17,199 --> 00:58:20,400
just to let you know, if
you do eat it into October and you

876
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,079
find a couple of ones because of
global warming and whatnot that they they progressed

877
00:58:23,079 --> 00:58:27,360
into October, can't touch them.
The devil has pissed on them. If

878
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,000
that's your thing, go for it. That's yeah, I mean, like

879
00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:31,079
is it is? It is like
you know, you say, the devil

880
00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:34,840
is pissed on them, Tom,
and I'm here like that's bad, right,

881
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,559
That's what I mean. You're probably
not like a little it's not there's

882
00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:40,760
a bit freaky. What can I
say? It's getting a little freevious.

883
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:45,920
Maybe it's like you know, like
you know that coffee, the coffee beans

884
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:50,440
that like the monkeys eating yeah shit
out yeah yeah, and people are into

885
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,559
that, yeah, Scotch coffee.
Yeah yeah. If that's your things,

886
00:58:54,039 --> 00:58:59,760
that's not this so it's not artisanal
devil pissed berries. I think we just

887
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:05,920
I think we've just we've just yeah, I think we've trademark trademark finding love

888
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,039
jar. I mean, we've talked
about how we've met met our women in

889
00:59:08,039 --> 00:59:12,000
our lives and all the rest of
it. But if you were ever mightily

890
00:59:12,079 --> 00:59:15,320
curious and you didn't know maybe there
was a few of them on the horizon,

891
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,719
you didn't know which one, which
one you're probably going to end up

892
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,840
with, you know, you couldn't
you couldn't have the plague. Yeah,

893
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,840
you know what, I'm only human. Yeah, this is it. You're

894
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:29,000
like, hey, it's a you
know, little bears, Yeah, little

895
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:32,159
bit manica. Who knows? Okay, how could how could lou Beiga have

896
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:36,320
sorted this out? Tom Well,
what he would have done is he would

897
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,039
have covered a plate in flower,
thin little little amount of flower, Gonna

898
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:45,559
found himself a good out, well, moven snail, put it on the

899
00:59:45,599 --> 00:59:49,840
flower, the thin, thin layer
of flower, covered with a tea towel,

900
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,960
headed off the bed. Next morning, Lo and behold the initials of

901
00:59:54,039 --> 00:59:58,199
your new true love. There you
go, just put it out there for

902
00:59:58,239 --> 01:00:04,159
you people. The snail trail,
much like Julia Dollinson's The Snail on the

903
01:00:04,159 --> 01:00:07,280
Whale when it went in and wrote
on the chalkboard that saved the whale down

904
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:12,119
at the beach. Pretty much the
exact same thing, the exact same thing,

905
01:00:12,199 --> 01:00:14,360
only it's like, here's here.
You should hit your pony too.

906
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,920
This is going to be your you
know, you're the initials of your true

907
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,960
love. I know, I know
people that have chosen their true loves without

908
01:00:23,039 --> 01:00:27,840
such a thorough system. Tom,
Yeah, and you know what, where

909
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,639
are they now? There? Where
are they now? It's the story for

910
01:00:30,679 --> 01:00:35,159
another podcast on counting cars in the
funeral. Bad. Look, don't do

911
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:38,199
it. I don't know who the
fuck is doing that, But don't count

912
01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:44,320
you counting the Okay, so don't
count the amount of cars at the funeral.

913
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,719
Do you know the way people go? Jesus is the biggest funeral I

914
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:50,559
ever sent that we're up the road
for fucking miles and they go out said

915
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:53,480
it was two thousand people that and
I want to run. Okay, quantify

916
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:58,840
the people, but do not go
the horses and carts, the fucking motorbikes,

917
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,840
they fucking the jelopes, the fucking
penny farthings, the fucking Sedan's the

918
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:07,960
fucking estates, whatever they all came
in, don't go counting them. Bad

919
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:12,400
luck, bad luck. So,
if you've got a kid that loves counting

920
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,119
fucking cars, leave my home at
that funeral. Four leaf clover for our

921
01:01:16,159 --> 01:01:22,039
American friends who love a good four
leaf clover. Great, you bought it

922
01:01:22,119 --> 01:01:23,519
on you got one, you found
one, you want to put it on

923
01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:29,559
Instagram, don't you fucking dare.
It's good luck. It's good luck up

924
01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:34,280
into a point. It's good luck
to you. Put your fucking keep it

925
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:38,559
to you and only you. It's
your four leaf clover, right, nobody

926
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:42,320
else. You show it to somebody
else, you tell it somebody else,

927
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,760
flip it around. It's a fucking
bad four leaf clover, right, so

928
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:51,039
keep it to yourself. It'll be
fucking swinging your big, fucking your big,

929
01:01:51,079 --> 01:01:52,519
big four leaf clover energy around the
place. That's all I'm saying.

930
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:58,679
Gone from being a four leaf clover
to fucking me over. Literally, let's

931
01:01:58,679 --> 01:02:00,519
put that on a T shirt.
There's singers coming out left, right and

932
01:02:00,519 --> 01:02:04,639
seven. You you need good luck, jar so you need good luck.

933
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,920
You're down your luck, you need
good luck. You're like, maybe I

934
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,320
should go see somebody about it.
Well, if you know the seventh son

935
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,760
of a seventh son, he's your
man. He's pretty right, you see,

936
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,239
this is it as well? I'm
okay, yeah, I hear.

937
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:20,239
The seventh son of a seventh son
can do pretty much anything. He is

938
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,239
a fucking rock star. The seventh
son of a seventh son is the fucking

939
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:28,840
Middle Aisland leadle like he'll there's nothing
he can't do. There's nothing you won't

940
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:37,159
get, whether it's cures, love, advice, monetary issues like, seventh

941
01:02:37,199 --> 01:02:38,639
son of a seventh son will will
see you right for all, see you

942
01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:42,440
right on one hundred and ten percent, you all. You know, people

943
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,239
have their go rus. They're fucking
watching androw tads, they're watching fucking these

944
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:50,079
fellas fucking shouting at him about fucking
getting up before a m in the morning.

945
01:02:50,519 --> 01:02:53,280
Just find the seventh son of the
seventh son, the seventh son of

946
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:58,280
a seventh son, or no,
I have the seventh child of a seventh

947
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,320
child. I mean, that's they're
sure, seventh son of a seventh son.

948
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,360
Toimes, there's only got to be
like five of those counts in the

949
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,039
whole world, right, I mean, that's that's some procreation, right,

950
01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:09,039
there seven boys, and of the
seventh boy, he went on and had

951
01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:14,400
seven boys. Yeah, yeah,
Or is it like you know that he

952
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:20,639
has fifteen children and like you know, his thirteenth child was a boy,

953
01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:22,400
but it was a seventh boy.
Does that count I think that counts.

954
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,559
I think that counts. I was
asking the old man about this and he

955
01:03:24,679 --> 01:03:27,840
was I gave him that kind of
algorithm as well, and he was like,

956
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,280
oh, no, it falls under
that. Yeah, so if they're

957
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:36,519
twenty, it's fine. Yeah,
it's fine. Itchy Pam money is coming.

958
01:03:36,719 --> 01:03:39,079
We all know that one. Itchy
coming, Itchy Pam money coming.

959
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:43,119
In case you didn't you get them, you got suriosis. I'm just saying

960
01:03:43,159 --> 01:03:45,000
you're probably gonna make some money from
it. Oh no, I do have

961
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,920
suriosis, Tom your god, yea, I've made no money from it.

962
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:53,199
Very wealthy man. It's actually a
very wealthy man. So we're coming close

963
01:03:53,239 --> 01:03:58,519
to the end. If you see
a white horse, yes, by itself,

964
01:03:58,679 --> 01:04:01,719
loan in the field. You're by
yourself, just you and the horse.

965
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:06,079
Yeah, immediately, don't be waving
at no mister fucking horse. Don't

966
01:04:06,079 --> 01:04:10,639
be go and getting him some grass
before you do any of that. Spit

967
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,360
once on the ground, tramp the
ground three times, you'll be good luck.

968
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,440
You don't do any of that shit. You're fucked for the day.

969
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,000
If I mean okay, I mean
at least this one is limited to a

970
01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:24,760
day. Yeah, yeah, the
day, the same day one. I

971
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,880
had one tied in with it too, but the same thing. And there's

972
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,719
no doubt of this only heading back
home. If you're heading out to work

973
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,079
and you see a lone, red
haired woman and you're by yourself, go

974
01:04:32,199 --> 01:04:35,800
home. That's the if that's the
first person you met of to day.

975
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:40,280
Now, I feel bad for anybody
who's married. I get red haired woman

976
01:04:40,639 --> 01:04:45,760
would look at it is red haired
woman who should be with you? Yeah,

977
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:47,519
yeah, I get yeah, Okay, that's probably how it cancels itself

978
01:04:47,519 --> 01:04:50,159
out. But if you see,
much like the whistling woman, if you

979
01:04:50,239 --> 01:04:55,360
see a lone, redheaded woman,
you're by yourself, you see her,

980
01:04:56,079 --> 01:05:00,400
go home, it's going to be
we can suck. We've got listeners,

981
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,079
Tom, I'm sure, I'm certain. Maybe you know five, maybe six

982
01:05:03,079 --> 01:05:06,679
of the fockers who are you know, new to the country. Maybe they

983
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:11,159
came over here to work in Google
or Facebook or one of these big tech

984
01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:17,440
places, and you know, they're
you know, unaccustomed to Irish ways.

985
01:05:17,599 --> 01:05:21,079
You can take the day off work. Google are okay with this. Google

986
01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:24,840
will give you the day off work. Facebook will give you the day off

987
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:28,880
work. It's literally refer them to
this podcast to just tell them about that.

988
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:33,599
It's in your contract. The red
haired whistling woman claws and if if

989
01:05:33,719 --> 01:05:38,000
you she's on the back of a
fucking white horse, that's it. Take

990
01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:41,360
the month, take the monk boss. If your boss gives you shit about

991
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,159
this, refer them to the close
in your contract. Just get ready to

992
01:05:45,159 --> 01:05:47,920
start using Microsoft teams a lot,
That's all I'm saying. Yeah. So,

993
01:05:48,039 --> 01:05:51,679
finally, Jerry, we've ripped through
a good bad but mostly bad throughout

994
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:56,079
the entirety of this. A lot
of this fall dominately bad. Tom Yeah,

995
01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:58,480
yeah, yeah yeah, not a
lot of things. You can do

996
01:05:58,639 --> 01:06:00,119
a couple of things you can do
to cover yourself seventh one and all the

997
01:06:00,119 --> 01:06:05,760
rest before leave Clover, keep it
to yourself. But if the main thing

998
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:12,199
being pishogs, So finally, the
protection from a pish hoag. Now you

999
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:16,519
asked how you'd go about it,
it'd be a silly man that wouldn't have

1000
01:06:16,599 --> 01:06:20,920
started himself prior. It's like it's
like insurance. It's like insurance. You

1001
01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:25,159
get caught with your pants down,
you fucking crack your car into the back

1002
01:06:25,159 --> 01:06:27,920
of somebody else. You forgot to
fucking update your insurance. Fuck you,

1003
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,480
you know what I mean. Bust
out the credit card. Fuck you you

1004
01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:36,519
didn't. You didn't think a hit. Same as that whip shogs holy water,

1005
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:41,559
all four corners your land. As
soon as you portal, like literally

1006
01:06:41,559 --> 01:06:45,360
you signed the ink not wet on
the slicitor's fucking page. You fucking get

1007
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,760
to that land, you get it
out. Say you're not a religious persnger,

1008
01:06:49,079 --> 01:06:51,639
Okay, you're not for holy water? Where the fuck do I get

1009
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:58,599
holy water? The church's closed.
Cripes. A gorse bush, a gorse

1010
01:06:58,719 --> 01:07:02,440
busch or now gors is easy enough
to get your hands on down the country.

1011
01:07:02,599 --> 01:07:09,639
If failing all that, you get
yourself maybe a five gallon drum or

1012
01:07:09,679 --> 01:07:15,199
a five five litter drum of water
of a place where three rivers meets easy

1013
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:18,639
on Google Maps nowadays, easy where
three rivers meet, Get the water from

1014
01:07:18,639 --> 01:07:23,920
the center of that and that's you. That's you. Just get it.

1015
01:07:24,159 --> 01:07:27,239
Get it to all four corners.
If there's five corners that there's six corners.

1016
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,559
Get it to fucking them too,
Get it to all the corners of

1017
01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:34,280
your property. You know, So
no egg, no fucking bundle of sticks,

1018
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,760
nothing, nothing. Yeah, that's
that's what's gonna say. Like you

1019
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,599
know, so okay, so I
I go and get this. I'm gonna

1020
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:44,079
go get some holy water drum because
I'm not fucking fucking around going to where

1021
01:07:44,159 --> 01:07:47,719
three rivers meeting were my Indiana Jones
Like, it's very simple, cool to

1022
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,000
the chap, will get a bit
of holy water and splash around the place.

1023
01:07:50,039 --> 01:07:53,320
If I'm going to do anything,
I'm going to do that. I

1024
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,559
can get you a gorse bush if
you want to just drag it around the

1025
01:07:55,559 --> 01:07:58,840
carpet as well, I don't.
What if you want to fucking rhombas of

1026
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,840
land I buy because that's what I
was going to say, because it seems

1027
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,599
to me, like you know,
any conk could just be fucking eggs over

1028
01:08:05,639 --> 01:08:13,400
your over your boundary wall tramp every
single every may maybe may even a bigger

1029
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,519
pardoner, and there's all you can
do about it, Like you know,

1030
01:08:15,599 --> 01:08:18,840
it just seems is relentless. But
apparently you can, as you say yourself,

1031
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,760
there you can, well you can
future prove yourself, you know what

1032
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:27,960
I mean, you can pishug proof
yourself so you don't have to ring liberty

1033
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,039
insurance. You're not ringing, you're
not compared to the market that you're just

1034
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:34,119
covering yourself. So, I mean, it's it seems to me, Tom

1035
01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:42,239
that even if you're even slightly wary
of pish ogs in the slightest, you

1036
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,159
just do that. Right Why not? Why not do you think I won't?

1037
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,600
Do you think I don't? I
thought land first thing I did.

1038
01:08:50,319 --> 01:08:53,600
I'm not in them. I'm not
in the market for land right at this

1039
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:58,199
very second. Push. Hey,
maybe that maybe that's what Maybe that's why

1040
01:08:58,239 --> 01:09:02,439
all my other property ventures failed.
It was like that fucking marshmallow plant you

1041
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:10,960
wanted to build that time. It's
like how the bride not again? I

1042
01:09:11,039 --> 01:09:13,600
look, I've given it all to
you. This is just this has been

1043
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:17,560
What you people do with this information
is exactly exactly. You can laugh it

1044
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,960
off. See Tom and Jerry didn't
start. But we told you how to

1045
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,520
get ahead of it, how to
get out in front of this. We

1046
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,439
told you the things look out for, We told you the things that they

1047
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,960
are non avoidable to a degree.
But we've we've we've given you everything.

1048
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:36,039
We've given everything you can you can
do and deal with piss coming down the

1049
01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:40,720
line. Other than that, I
mean, you're on your own, son,

1050
01:09:41,239 --> 01:09:46,319
You're on your own. Yeah,
that has been pishogs jerr. There's

1051
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:50,119
everything that I felt was worthy of
digging up the eye. There's a fucking

1052
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:55,039
rabbit hole and I would invite people
to go down, and it's a ripe

1053
01:09:55,039 --> 01:09:57,720
bit of crack. There's fucking so
much. This is going to be one

1054
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,359
of these ones. We always said
this wasn't a learning podcast, but there's

1055
01:10:00,359 --> 01:10:01,960
going to be one of these ones
where people will turn around to us and

1056
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:08,399
go like, yes, that's very
derived from the raw meat, redheaded woman

1057
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:14,319
whistling challenge of Central Germany from the
sixteen hundreds, and I want to hear.

1058
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:16,920
I want to hear. Sure,
maybe because there's people with even more

1059
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,119
time in their hands than I its
chair, you know what I mean.

1060
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:23,439
They're literally being paid at work to
do fuck all, you know what I

1061
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,600
mean. So if they do want
to get to the bottom, or if

1062
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:29,039
they grew up somewhere where they had
something bizarre where people have to wear fucking

1063
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,920
I don't know, bits of corn
up your nose on the fucking morning of

1064
01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:35,279
you know, April thirteenth. I
want to we want to hear about it

1065
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:41,520
and what have been the outcome?
Could you avoid it other Irish superstitions and

1066
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,239
pitch oaks, or if you have
want from your country that possibly reach out

1067
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:48,239
to us, guys, reach out
to us for God's sake, but don't

1068
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:51,880
like, you know, step lightly. Okay, don't come to us too

1069
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,680
quick these days, because we're very
fucking spook by all these things. So

1070
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,439
don't just write it on a bundle
of sticks and throw it over the bas

1071
01:11:00,399 --> 01:11:01,399
No, we're not going to read
that. We're gonna be freaked out.

1072
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,479
Oh hey, I'll write it on
the back of an egg and leave it

1073
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,920
under your at your door. No, don't want you to do that.

1074
01:11:06,359 --> 01:11:09,239
No. No, what you can
do, if you're going to do it,

1075
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,159
is you're going to do it by
the tried and tested, fairy proof

1076
01:11:12,199 --> 01:11:16,640
method that is social media. You
can get the Tom and Jerry Show on

1077
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:21,600
Twitter, on Instagram, probably somewhere
on Facebook. You'll find either himself Tom

1078
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:28,079
o'mahonney or myself Jerry McBride. You
know how to spell it, stick some

1079
01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:30,960
combination of that into it. You
will get us on Twitter or Instagram,

1080
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:33,960
less on Facebook. I dare say
we're not going to be on threads anytime

1081
01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:38,680
soon? Are you? And Kennedy
Go for the show itself. If you

1082
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,920
like the show but just don't really
like either of us enough to give us

1083
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,880
a follow, you can find at
Tom O'Mahoney, no, that's him at

1084
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,439
Tom and Jerry Show podcast or some
variation thereof stick it into Instagram, stick

1085
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:55,079
it into Twitter. If two faces
show up that look like you think these

1086
01:11:55,159 --> 01:11:58,600
voices sound like, it's probably us, yeah, exactly. If you are

1087
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,119
listening on Spotify, please get us
the five stars. Of course, do

1088
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:04,600
hit the belts that every time one
of these is uploaded, if it fires

1089
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:08,239
up in your phone, so at
least you know it's there. Five stars

1090
01:12:08,319 --> 01:12:10,640
is the best that you can do. Really, if you want to do

1091
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,760
a screen grab, tags in it
so just so other people know about it.

1092
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,039
Maybe you want to till those about
it. Maybe you want it because

1093
01:12:16,119 --> 01:12:20,560
people do that too. They can
tag as in a thing that they have

1094
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:25,479
found them reels, whether it's on
Instagram or something like that. Please do

1095
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:30,880
if you are listening on any other
platform the likes of Amazon Music, we're

1096
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,199
up there now, We're on we're
pretty much on all of them, but

1097
01:12:33,239 --> 01:12:36,000
I think some of them you can
leave a comment. It would be mighty

1098
01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:40,479
if you left to comment. Given
it at the top, marks as best

1099
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,319
as you can. Because what it
does it just it makes it more available

1100
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,760
to more people who are looking for
random things like the weird shit we talk

1101
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:49,560
about. It just brings more people
into our weird realm. Other than that,

1102
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,800
sure, I think I'm a way
off to either. I don't know,

1103
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,520
I do. I piss in the
corners now I gotta get my hands

1104
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:01,000
in some holy water gorse bush and
I know where there's three rivers meeting and

1105
01:13:01,279 --> 01:13:03,319
they're not going to be meeting for
long, so I want to go hang

1106
01:13:03,319 --> 01:13:06,479
out with these three rivers or something. Just I gotta start to place out

1107
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,439
here. I was only king a
half listening to you. Time I have

1108
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:13,000
to go fuck a load of harribo
out the back door. Yeah, look,

1109
01:13:13,079 --> 01:13:15,640
Jerry, look, I don't think
I think you're kind of fucked,

1110
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:21,239
but look at it's been great knowing
you and I do enjoy the you know

1111
01:13:21,319 --> 01:13:26,279
this, like Tom, I'm not
this. These patial exam going to kill

1112
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:29,359
me anytime soon. Oh, they're
not going to kill you it's just misfortunate

1113
01:13:29,359 --> 01:13:31,600
on me. They're gonna aige you. It's what they're gonna They play the

1114
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,760
long game. They can play the
long game, these lads. So with

1115
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:40,359
that being said, listen Id.
Just have people nice, just