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I played today with a ton of
gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do

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this. I'm really glad I get
to do it again tomorrow, and I'm

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gonna remind myself I'm a dog and
I'm ready for this moment. Good morning,

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Metroplex. We're the downbeat here with
our new green jackets on April fifteenth,

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twenty twenty four, and we got
you covered today with all the fun.

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If it happened this weekend, we
were all over it because we are

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active. Were your comedy first responders. Danny Bayless is here yep. Mike

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Siroy is here, Mike there.
It is a little sticky you damn rite

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of them here? Hi? Why
Kevin, Danny? Good morning? Good

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morning fans. J J. Jackson
still away on mysterious trip. Where the

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hell to Boston? Where the hell? She would not give us the full

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details. Mysteriously. I asked her, Honor, I'm like, what are

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you doing there? And she's like, oh, you know, and then

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she's kind of quiet. I predicted
last week Boston Marathon. You know what

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today is? Yep? Today the
Boston Marathon. Why wouldn't you tell us

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that we want to support her?
We could have made funny signs and held

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them up on the side like you'll
never make it, or vote ninety seven

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won the freak, Yeah, repurpose
those or discount cigarettes for sale, doing

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it in her stead. I always
wanted to open up a little cigarette stand

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on Dallas Marathon, you know,
like cigars, cigarettes, good prices,

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trinkets, knickknacks. Can you do
that? I wonder? Probably not what

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sells smoke? When you can sell
lemonade? Can you can sell smokes?

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Right? I don't think anybody smokes
anymore. You don't think marathon participants are

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a good target down We could have
vapes involved with it too. I bet

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there's a couple. But there's a
handful of marathon ers at the end of

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it. They're just ready for a
nice Marble or one hundred. No way

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like the Euros or the yeah who
just sucked out a Marborough one hundred,

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sitting down with your little metal on
at the finish line, all right,

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man, the last place again.
I think it was my lungs and stamina.

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I must work on this somehow.
I don't know how. If you're

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used to smoking a ton and then
you couldn't go the full length of a

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marathon with that having your cigarette isn't
that well? It smoke two back to

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day, a pack a day even
you're knocking one out like what every hour

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and a half? Yeah, yeah, this old office building thing back two

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packs a day. Let's say one
pack a day. That's twenty SIGs and

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you're awake what sixteen hours out of
the day, man, I mean that's

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more than one an hour. I
was up to almost two a day,

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two packs two a days. Yeah, wow damn. But it was more

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like you. We would go out
always. That's the deal breaker. Man.

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You can torture MinC. Yeah,
monitor your your sig and take in

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the daylight. But yeah, you
start adding beers and shots to that one

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sip of booze, rolled through a
dozen ciggies in a in an alcohol exceeding

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dude. Since I like all the
time I lived in Dallas, I would

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say the place I smoke the most
cigarettes was the effing back of Twilight Lounge.

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There's something about that patio, right, I guess, And I swear

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to God, I have no interest
in smoking a cigarette. I plan on

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never having a drag of a cigarette
for the rest of my life. But

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you catch me on a rough weekend, Like right now, it PLoP me

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in the back of Twilight. I'm
not sure the whill wouldn't be uh down

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to zero and someone next to me, I'm like, I'd give you one

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of those. Got a extra,
well, get one of those? Oh

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man, I don't want to.
I don't want to take your upside down

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lucky in the way. Just leave
you to leave on the table. Live

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on the table, there'll be our
cigarette. My favorite was when you get

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the rando coming up to you,
can I can I buy a cigarette from

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you? No? No, here, just take it. I don't know

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if I've ever denied someone a cigarette, unless it was last maybe two.

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I think I've shown like two even
three, depending where you are, if

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you're on a field at a concert
or something, or like the look you

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understand go elsewhere for your request.
Fel like I'm sorry, I only have

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nineteen left. Yes, a field
at a concert, Yeah, okay,

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okay. If I was again Big
Coachella Weekend with Travis and Taylor and uh

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Donald Glover, Donald Glover, Yeah, Don Lover the return of Don Lover.

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But don't smoke. I get I
don't tell me what to do.

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Philip Morris wants to join forces with
ninety seven the Freak Michael siroy At iHeartMedia.

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Yeah, I don't know how that
would work. It's still not allowed.

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There's ways around it, absolutely there
is. I do live spots.

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We just gotta tread, all right, don't actually mention that at some point,

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don't you just go yeah? Actually, radio, we'll take anything.

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My pillow welcome back. I mean, my pillow has been so much more

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on radio advertising over the years.
Don't you have one? Absolutely? I

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do. Is it a good pillow? It's my favorite pillow? Really really

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yeah, I think I have my
pillow as well. I never forgot it

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because my mom bought so many.
She couldn't fit him in you You couldn't

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fit him in her house. By
five you get ten, Michael, I

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do remember, its like ten years
or she said, Michael, I sent

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you a pillow. It's the greatest
pillow. This is before everyone knew what

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the hell Mike Linndell was changing the
world with. And I'm like, hell,

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yeah, cool, great pillow.
I mean, did you like it?

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I don't eat. No. I
remember just thinking, I don't know.

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It's whatever. It's a pillow.
It's there's nothing out, it's not

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like you're getting the head cube.
Yeah, the memory, like the new

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fangled whatever. It's just a pillow. I guess I may still have it.

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I don't even know where it is. But she just like, oh

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my god, wait until But the
funny thing is is that she saw the

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infomercials on Fox News in the middle
of the night and she's like, I'm

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gonna get it, and then got
one for herself and lay down on it.

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And because of you know how your
brain works, She's like, this

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is the most comfortable pillow. This
is truly I feel like I've never had

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before. And you slept on it. You tried it? Yeah? Did

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you? Did you wake up with
like every day a different conspiracy. Yeah,

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exactly, a fresh conspiracy here.
Open your mind to what's really going

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on. Implanted. I slept great, but I'm pretty sure the earth is

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flat. Yeah, that feels time
to take on the day. It was

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funny, exact mindset to me in
the mail, the whole thing. This

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is twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen,
and it's, uh, will you do

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this pillow when we endorse this pillow? Absolutely sure, absolutely, I'll getting

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no idea at all. Any of
the noise around my pillow at the time

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what the guy looks like they send
it to you, I'm like, okay,

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well I'll just put the pillow case
on it, and okay, one

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night. I mean, I can't
really tell the difference. Well weekend,

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You're like okay, and they tell
you, like, your head will mold

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to the and the pillow will mold
to your to the way you sleep,

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and I'm like, well, I'm
all over the place when I sleep,

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so I'll wake up every ten minutes. So it's a problem. What a

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nightmare you are? Either way,
I feel so bad for that's all right,

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And when I got good sleep on
Friday, when I took a sleep

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bill, my Saturday was my Saturday
sucked because it was just out of it

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all day long. It was terrible. And I don't want to feel like

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that ever. I'd rather have the
off and on burst of energy. The

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point is here, I am rocking
on my pillow for eight years straight.

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It just hasn't been at the top
of my to do list. Go get

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a new pillow. Well, if
you like it, who cares. It's

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not that I like it, it's
it's I don't hate it. Yeah,

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he's right, I agree. I'm
neutral. I think we've chatted about this

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pillow shopping, because how do you
even know you don't? You go get

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one online? How do you know
you don't? You're getting sold a bill

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of goods either way, and you
go to a store and what, I

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guess, try it. I definitely
have laid down the floor of a target,

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you know, and tried to simulate
like, I don't know. Sure,

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it's a pillow maybe, but you
don't know until a few days of

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sleeping on it what it actually is
gonna do. Yeah, there's there's no

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way you could know what's going on. So you end up just looking for

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one that's as similar as you can
find to the one you have already.

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Then why not just keep that one? It feels soft enough, sure it's

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not a brick, Like you're wide
awake at a mall, like, yeah,

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this is okay. It was the
Mall of America. Yeah, at

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a Whole my pillow store. He'd
go in there and there's two big beds,

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and I was like, I really
don't think I need another one.

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I'm good because I had one at
the time. You just didn't know.

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He didn't know. Mike Lindell is
a cardboard cutout of Mike G. Lindell.

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This guy's all right, he's got
a mustache, pretty someone who should

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be making pillows. I don't know
if it's if a tweet exists, but

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there is definitely a picture of me. Oh no, I'm old enough.

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I got my arm around the cardboard
cut out of him. Is it declaring

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this is my man, my man
with my pillow. Definitely posting it out

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for social media views and I look
at I'm going the extra mod for the

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endorser. Yeah. And then years
later you find out that Mike Lindell has

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been really questioning the automatic voting systems
and all that stuff. I mean,

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I don't even know his involvement and
everything, and don't care. I think

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he might be going to jail or
something. He's in trouble. He owes

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a lot of money. I know
he didn't sell enough pillows. Well,

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just giving him away to radio personality, I know the profits just went down

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the brain. Well, melm Over
brought up something a minute ago that reminded

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me of something that happened yesterday.
So my three year old Malcolm is the

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funniest human being that I've ever met. My wife, all due respect to

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you, Mike Sroy, thank you
just to be in the conversation. I

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appreciate, I know, reset with
his quote last week real quick, because

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that's my favorite thing ever. Oh
the one where we're walking down the street,

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wide open, wide open, no
trees, nothing, walking down the

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street and he's kind of lagging behind
because he what he likes to do on

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walks is what I call efing around. And he's about ten feet behind me

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and he goes, ow ow,
I bumped my head, poor Malcolm.

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And I looked around as like,
dude, there is nowhere that you could

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have bumped your head unless you hit
yourself in the head. While yeah,

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entirely. And I looked at him, I go, where did you hit

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yourself in the head? And he
looked at me and he goes, Dallas,

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Texas. He's a boy genius.
It's like I just stopped asking questions.

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You're like, well, gotcha.
So we're putting him down for a

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nap yesterday, and I typically,
if I don't get enough sleep the night

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before, which is every day,
try to catch one with him for hour,

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hour and a half. Sometimes he'll
sleep for two hours, which is

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crazy because he's three. He needs
it. His energy is NonStop, so

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he needs that midday nap. And
our routine as of late is watching a

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couple of episodes they're eight minutes long
of this TV show on Disney Plus called

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Blue. Everyone's heard of it.
Okay, everyone's heard of it, but

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the real quick Bluey is they're a
family of dogs and they're Australian and it's

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a mom and a dad and they
have two daughters, Blue the older daughter,

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and Bingo, the younger daughter.
And they were playing a game and

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he's almost ready to pass out.
He were sitting there just kind of watching

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it. And the thing that's great
about the show's parents love it too,

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because it's just enjoyable. And they're
doing some game. You know, they're

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always dressing up, and they're doing
a dress up game and Bingo, the

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little dog sister, puts on a
disguise and she's wearing glasses and a curvy

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mustache. And Malcolm sits up out
of bed and go, Bingo's being kevy.

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Oh every mustache he sees is Bingo's
being kevy, being Kevio. But

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he knows that Mario and Kevio are
different people. Yes, today, any

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one day, I know, I
know that's not Kevio. Yeah, I

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know that's super Mario. I'll mess
with you, but we call him Kevio

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because what makes you laughed at Bingos
being Kevio being keV in the street.

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Take another twenty minutes to get you
to fall asleep. Damn that was funny.

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Anyway, that's all I have for
today. What do you guys got?

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Malcolm absolutely a month ago here ten
seconds. I have a story because

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I looked it up while we were
chatting about it. A Chinese man known

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as Uncle Chen just recently this year
twenty twenty four, completed the yah Men

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Marathon in three hours and thirty three
minutes. Whoa but was disqualified for violating

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the races rules for smoking on the
course. That's the way. Yeah,

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yeah, damn it. If you
don't believe me, there's your photo of

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this half. I've seen that picture
is and that was this year. Yeah,

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he's crushing a sig while he's running. January twenty third, this year,

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Chain smoked his way through the marathon, was dqed for smoking on the

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course. The Chinese Association of Athletics
just implemented a band on smoking last year,

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So someone does it. Three hours, thirty three minutes oh no,

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that's good. Sounds pretty fast.
Also, my mom is up listening and

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said, let's not make fun of
mom, and then followed up by my

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pillow has a new one out?
Interesting? And then just now, does

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Malcolm have a my pillow? Yes, mom, he has one, we

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all have him. No, but
we'd love you know what. I'll text

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you my address in the break if
you want to mail little Malcolm of a

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toddler my well, we'll gladly use
it. Let's see if my pillow has

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a special yep, kids, pillow
gotta love your mom. She's the best.

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She's coming to town, really right, it will be among us on

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Wednesday. I know who's co hosting
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the Scuttle with Vida. Let's go, let's go the whole show.

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Really, of course, but maybe
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I don't know. I don't care. We're left on Friday, Maddie.

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See if you can find the weekend
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And for j J h uh oh, speaking of cigarette, a couple of

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cigarette smoking in there. Man,
had I had to this one is my

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breakfast, cigarettes and water. A
girl, you have weekend crap? This

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is going to be a maybe weekend
crap some crap. It's really not essential

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to have it that it is.
We're transitioning to that portion of the show.

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What do you want to project on
this TV today? We could did

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the Boston Marathon, but I don't
know if that doesn't seem like a lot

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of fun. Okay, let's do. You didn't tell her to play it.

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You just asked if she had crack. Talk about it now. Crap.

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I don't even know why we even
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couple this morning. They're back.
Yep, dude, they bought up.

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They brought all their crap to the
bridge, didn't they. Yeah, they

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had a good weekend. Everything is
there. And I was stopped next to

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them again for about five seconds,
and I'm like, oh if I could

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record, because I'm like, is
there any chance they know who won the

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Masters yesterday? And then I realized
they probably don't. But then for the

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remaining forty seconds of the drive from
that you turned to hear, all I

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can think about is does the hot
homeless couple know that today is Monday?

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No? Actually yes? Because commerce
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there efforts on that, and nobody
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the hot homeless couple. Yeah,
but probably not. Do they know Scotty

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Scheffler. I mean he's from Dallas, grew up in Highland Parks. Probably

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zip past him. He's probably ignored
them. He probably ignored him a red

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light. Look at his phone,
still confused about where they're at. How

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do you get you know he comes
you come south from the toy, right,

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I don't get on the toy Okay. Then do you get here?

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Are you on Spring Valley? No? Arapa? And then you come down

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a service road turned to belt line? Huh? I do get on the

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service road. I'm on the service
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just never actually get on the toy
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Kevin, turn on Alpha. Yeah, we we exit Spring Valley and

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then loop around the It's way faster
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a dingling if you think that we
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and they're right on that little median. Uh yeah, they're right on that

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medium right when you do the U
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as you're whipping around at them.
They'll disappear, like for a week or

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two, and all their stuff's gone. Today they're back and there you have

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so much crap and it's real disorganized. It's gonna take them a while to

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set up camp properly. I think
they get run out and then they have

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an alternate place, and then they
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But there's a while. Was just
a guy, and I thought they'd broken

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up, you know, oh yeah
maybe, but they're hot. They're probably

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going little breaks, you know,
just so that it didn't get stale,

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because they're keeping fresh. You're together
all the time. You know, who

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knows the couples? You know they
go off to their different jobs. Well,

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they might be making so much money
panhandling that when they disappeared, they're

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on some lavish vacation. Right,
it's possible to say more. Ritz.

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I always wondered how much could you
make panhandling? All right, you want

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to do that as a bet payoff
for this week's RBC RBC Heritage Classic Bad

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Bet Payoff News Guys, Yeah really, yeah, not by much either.

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It was tight. It was tight, and you know what, not fully

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confirmed because they get real shady with
the purse this year. I'll side of

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the top fifty questionable numbers, don't
think, but trust me, we did

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the math. Don't think the dinger
didn't have the calculator pulled up on his

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phone. They crunching some numbers last
night before Bad when all I had to

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do is just look over to the
Google doc because of course Kevin's already got

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it all tabulated on and audio of
everyone talking about how much they made with

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their purse. It is true and
Verne Lundquist audio that's later. Damn it,

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dude, Danny, you got me. You know how you got me.

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Bryson Brison did well, can't lay, didn't completely suck. Rory kind

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of turned it on a little bit. I got boned by guys like Brooks

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kept gad, Tony finow Ugh and
Matt Siama kill me. Was I just

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in the clear with Scotty Yeah,
uit nothing to worry about it because I

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had the least amount of guys make
the cut. But then I figured I

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was fine. You were fun easy. Three point six million dollars to Scotti

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Schuffer for winning yesterday's Masters Scotty's winnings
doubled me and Kevin's. Yeah, I

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figured I was fine once we hadn't. I will admit I don't cheer for

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you to lose these bets at all, But for some reason this one,

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I'm like, Danny's a real person. He doesn't need to be sending pictures

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of feet with food in them's.
I was like, I don't want to

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poor Dan because you never tweet anyway, and you're pretty offline, I mean,

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but not compared to him or even
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it's a bigger punishment for him.
We don't need him to be tweeting out

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feet picks because it's us giggle about
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Three? Would already kind of had
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yeah, like you play showing your
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kind of down there. Well,
the first one would have been me getting

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a pedicure, yeah, with a
sandwich, fully extended arm, sandwich left

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arm, camera pointing at it,
pick of people taking selfies and so much

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better than selfie and portrait awkward positioning. All right, that would have been

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an easy one. Yeah, the
easy one that would have been the first

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one and the next one, and
then they did a good job. Look

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with a soda with the little one
of the little separators that they put between

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your toes, you get some nice
color. Are you getting knock yours out

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your your hot foot picks before you
leave? They do? No, I

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think we need European foot picks,
foot picks from abroad. Exotic dude,

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that's great. Yeah, like Positano
and Italy jam at and a bowl of

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pasta. Yeah, touching the top
of a Napoli style pizza. I think

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feet are disgusting, Like I'm not
in the you know, there are people

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who love them, I guess,
but that's always been a confusing one to

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me. Like I can understand more
watching Hintie than getting into feet stuff.

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It's one of the weirdest fetish is
out there for me. Really. That's

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the feet are pretty disgusting, man. They're just used to be our foundation.

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They're used to collect all the germs
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to walk around barefooted. Ever,
I'm a sock guy at all times.

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He wears shower coming. I used
to kind of feel that way and then

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something switch flipped. Yeah, A
lot of time ago I don't know what

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you've done. Everything else. It's
like Final Frontier. I'm footing different.

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I'm not grossed out by him.
I don't care. But I'm also not

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looking up of that big toe in
my mouth. But if you do,

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yeah, no problem. I don't
know. This is like a Nickelodeon.

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They used to really have a lot
of like toe jam punishments and stuff and

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toenails, and I don't know,
it sticks with you over time. I

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think you know that's somehow, whether
it's in person or just by watching it,

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nickelode had found a way to abuse
us. You know, these things

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typically go back to child like your
your your, I don't know, affliction

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with dogs. Yeah, did something
happen to you when you were little?

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Which he's watching all that stuff on
Nickelodeon, like they legit. On one

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of the games you had to find
a flag family doubled there. But that's

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just like in between the toe jam. You didn't have any foot trauma when

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you were little that I remember.
But okay, I also have huge feet,

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So you don't twelve for a five
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Yeah, I would ten and a
half eleven would be about normal for

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you. Hanging dog. Hell yeah, look at this. Beezer, Hell

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yeah, beezer. All right,
let's get out of here. That's what

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we did over the weekend. Well, we know what happened this weekend.

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Let's not act like we know everyone
knows what we did. We hung out,

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We hung out, We watched the
Masters. It's a good stuff.

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I left my house and hung out
with Mikey. Hell yeah, it's hanging

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out without me. Yes, thanks, guys, appreciate that. You wouldn't

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have gone out anyway. I was
looking for action on Friday night at mid

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or at what tenth? When did
I arrive, like ten thirty to the

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Cedars? About when I was Friday
night at ten thirty. Yeah, that's

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about when I was debating to do
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I still young. I'm the youngest
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yes, ask well, it was
her show and she talked about a lot.

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I assumed you knew that oatmeal pizza
was at Lee Harvey's on Friday night

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for well, you know what,
You're right, I should have. I

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should have too. It's fine,
it's fine, you'll miss me when I'm

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gone. You're leaving tomorrow, You're
dying exactly tomorrow night somewhere over the Atlantic.

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I do fear that pretty good.
I'm going to do it, expose

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on how many people have died in
the Atlantic Ocean for you tomorrow, damn

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it, and the one thousand ways
the Atlantic can kill you. M h

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well, you know, speaking of
the Atlantic, you know what I was

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terrified of when I was little.
The Bermuda Triangle. Hell yeah, you're

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going right. They say never fly
over the heart of the Bermuda Triangle.

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To this day, I've had pilots
on say that and I actually checked your

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flight plan. You are going directly
over the heart of the Bermuda Triangle.

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Hell yeah, no, hell no, it's you might as well do it

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if you're risking it. Anyways,
my dad was fascinated with the Bermuda.

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He had like books on it.
It was like telling me stories about the

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Bermuda tras, these these planes and
these ships. They just they fly over

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there, all their compasses start spinning. It's such a lie. These captains

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just lose all sense of direction and
they're never heard from or seen again.

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And I'm like five, going,
what the f I don't want to go

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to the Bermuda Triangle essentially because it's
the eastern seaboard of the United States and

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there's a lot of travel on it, and it was at the beginning of

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airplane travel and there's hurricanes. Well, let's not be late. Okay,

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Hey, it's your last second,
last day ever on the air. I

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want you. I want to do
what you want to do today. I

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don't really want to her last day
on the planet. I want to talk

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about Shakira's upcoming world tour and look
at Google images ever. But also people

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are saying, this was the greatest
episode of Saturday Night Live in the last

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five years? Was it next?
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