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Happy Tuesday, Metriplex. Let's kick
some asks. We are the Downbeat and

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we have new MAVs edition. Daniel
Gafford at Today calling in the new big

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Man, Luca's new favorite cool toy. He's a beast. MAVs win.

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Last night, Daniel Gafford calls the
Free Cotton Line to make his Freak debut.

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So make sure you're locked in for
that, because he seems like a

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fun guy too. Good way to
end the show, I have to pay

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off a bet. At nine o'clock, Zero review the most one of the

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most expensive adult films ever made,
Pirates Big. This Morning News at eight

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thirty. At eight o'clock, we're
having a bit of a draft, the

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominee
draft fifteen new nominees. We'll kind of

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run him out there, and as
we run him out there, make your

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big board and we'll draft them up. And in April they announced five or

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going in gets. The scuttle Butt
Offenses has new stuff there seven sports Ceedee

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Lambs finally talked about his mom making
comments about Dak while he's carving up.

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No, he's carving up while he's
eating some alfredo. It was really strange

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on the Michael Parsons podcast. I
have some of that for you as well.

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I will say I think you by
the way, Hi, Mikey,

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Hi, good morning, Hi Kevin, Hi day, Good morning everybody,

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Good morning fans, Mikey. Don't
you agree that Kevin, with his punishment

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of losing the bet having to watch
the what is it the most expensive at

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the time, the most expensive adult
film ever produced, but twenty years ago,

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he's very lucky that he got to
watch, or had to watch,

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a film titled Pirates. It could
have been so imagine if he had to

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watch and talk about I don't know, throat Busters three. You know,

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you'll find that the storylines they were
going for didn't exactly, you know,

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pay off in a way that makes
you go, Yeah, I love the

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ocean, you know here, I
love thieves. This is a good drama.

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Everyone loves Pirates, pirate stories of
the sea. People like that how

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much. I don't know how much
you want to wait or how much because

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we should place our bets on what
happens in the movie Pirates. Yeah,

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because I've never seen it. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, Pirates,

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I have it. I don't need
it. I don't watch port I

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don't need to. Is it just
called Pirates? Yeah? And Stagnanti's revenge

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is Pirates two. Pirates two Stagnetti's
Revenge, Okay, definitely came out like

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eight I think. Okay, so
Stagnetti was clearly wronged in the first episode

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in the original Pirates that Kevin watched. And Stagnetti is the antagonist pirate,

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right, I don't know he is. I'm looking glass eye for these important

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questions. Get a glass eye.
Yeah, but that's not Evan Stone,

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who does kind of look like he
could portray a bad guy. Evin Stuon's

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the good guy this one. He's
the main pirate. Okay. The ship

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is gonna have a funny name.
It's the Wooden. It's gonna be hardwood

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ship or they're going to talk about
that. But I wonder how much.

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I mean, because even you have
a million dollars to make a porno,

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right, they had like five right
now, they had one million. That's

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all you can tell by the CGI
Pirates two, Stagnetti's Revenge apparently had eight

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million dollars. Wow, So maybe
next week, at this time next Tuesday,

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Kevin can review. I was thinking, is that the rock and roll

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Hall of Fame bet Oh my god, is that the payoff there? You're

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just gonna lose it again. You
know, it's bad luck. You blew

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all your luck in the casino at
Chalked Hall, I did. I left

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my hoodie there too, really?
Yeah? I lost my Travis Matthew hood

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hoodie in the hotel. Yeah.
I called the Boston found guy last night

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and then he didn't call me back. What did you hang it up in

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the closet and forget to check there
when you left? What? I think

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he was trying it on? No, I can't find it. I just

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think I left it in my room. You sure? Yeah? It's stuff

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between a wheel of Fortune and some
video poker machine. Yeah, wedged in

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on top of the ash tray and
empty cup of gin? Am I just

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too hot right here? Take the
hoodie off as I was on a heater.

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It really was. I really was
sweating because it was it was high

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intensity betting. Oh on a full
thousand dollars. I might just go back

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at it today. You guys are
lucky. I was at North Park Mall

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the other day and they're opening up
a Travis Matthew shop. Whole store.

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There's only one right now. It's
in Frisco or something up in golf Land.

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There's not too many brick and mortars. Yeah, you have to go

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to like a PGA superstore for a
wide selection of Travis Matthew stuff, or

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you can shop online. I'm gonna
try it on, guy. You want

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to see if it fits. Sometimes
the SiZ doesn't match up for some Travis

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Matthew is one of the few that
I'm like because you can get this way

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now, I'm comfortable with their sizing. Oh so I can just let a

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rip online. Pants too, Pants
right here, Traves Matthew pants right here.

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This is like golf apparels. Yeah, yeah, freaking dad golf apparel.

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But they make good lids. The
hats are perfect. I like no

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snap back, I like fitted,
but it's like the stretch kind. So

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it's I have one hundred of these
hats. I'll find the same ones and

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throw them away when they get dirty. Why are they cheap? No,

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not at all. But they throw
them away because they don't last forever,

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just like anything. I'm I'm an
adult. I don't I don't want to

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keep clothing first, take them to
a decade, you know anymore? Do

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you do you know how to clean
a hat properly? No? Not well,

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And if you're telling me to buy
a little cage, I put it

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in my dishwasher. Kevin doesn't have
a dishwasher. I know that's true.

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Well he can that he want all
that money at Chalk Do doll I can.

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But we're saving it. Yeah,
we're gonna pump it into prize picks

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to bet on the Genesis this week. Yeah, turn into five thousand dollars.

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But the cage and the dishwasher works, that's it. Really. Yeah,

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you have it. You have a
dishwasher cage. No, I don't

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have one, but I've done that
in the past, back when I was

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I went through a non hat period
for a long time, and I'm kind

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of back on board because there's some
pretty cool lids and I found a brand

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that I like. I do like
the snap bag. Sometimes I want to

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adjust it. Maybe I want a
looser fit, maybe I want a tighter

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fit. I don't know. Because
the amount of hair you have it every

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few days, it can. Yeah, it depends on what quiff I'm dealing

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with at any given moment. Yeah, oh yeah, tend to be consistent

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with my hat size. Hair amount
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that under that dome. And I
don't think when you have the snap back

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and you're bald, you know,
if it's on tight, then there's a

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little pressure and you just like you
get the arc of beef. Yeah.

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The it is just kind of like
a like a tiny little pork roll that

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just kind of works its way through
the hole. Yeah, the ball guy

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definitely needs the the fitted, close, closed back half. The ball guy

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is always often unsure what's going on
back here because you don't have hot dog

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neck or beef arc. Yeah,
says the pressure to make your face turn

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purple. I love hot dog neck. It's so great. I have it.

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I don't think. I don't know, that's like normal. Now you're

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you're great. Nope, Nope,
you're fine. You don't have hot dog

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neck, Dude, you're good.
That's why I don't like the snapper,

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because you get the beef circle back
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You need to draw eyes and a
nose and a face on the back of

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your head, and that you can
confuse some people just okay, Like I

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mean, if you were looking for
trouble, get Christina to draw a perfect

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face on the back of my head
that looks exactly like me. Okay,

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that's not a bad bet payoff because
it's so stupid and just like put your

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clothes on the wrong side, walk
through life backwards. Okay, I'll do

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that if I lose the Hall of
Fame bet, I'll draw a face on

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on the back of my head face
and just moon walk through downtown Dallas looking

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good. That's kind of funny.
I mean, just to walk in here

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backward once with my pants and shirt
on backward, you look like criss cross

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good morning, and you for thirty
twenty seconds, and then that's it.

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And then we put it on TikTok
and it's the thing that gets the most

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follows anything we've ever done. It's
nineteen likes. I don't know that gift

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would that gift would keep giving.
How many times have you just seen me

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walk up to the Detective Dick Shale
cut out and just stare at it.

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I do sometimes, like in a
break we look at Dan and he's just

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got his coffee and he just kind
of a foot away from Detective Dick,

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And I think you've muttered to yourself
while I'm in the room that like you

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wish you knew that guy. I
wish he was here. And I'm like,

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dude, you're like, where have
you gone? Detective or Garland?

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A little mess? You are a
hot mess. More than you know.

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I've got a real good idea about
you. No, no, no,

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I'm bad. But I think he's
probably he's probably probably messier than myself.

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He's younger than I, so he's
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up. Hope, I'm a young
buck. Yeah, yeah, he's almost

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fifty. What are you forty seven? Yeah, you're like three years away

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and then it's over. Yeah,
it is the number over. Yeah,

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for sure, for sure. You
know I was watching. I don't think

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we're gonna talk about it, Jon
Stewart, No we are. That's one

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of the topics today, is that
later. No, yeah, kid,

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it can be any time. Well, one thing he did, he's okay,

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sixty one years old, so I
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is Yeah? Okay, sixty one
and he's sharp and you know, looks

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good enough, and I'm like,
all right, sixty one, so fourteen

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years. I was like, okay, I have fourteen years of being potentially

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at least sharp. I don't know
what is your intellectualism peak. You know

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probably around now for like you,
I mean the window window, but it

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goes all the way forty to sixty
somewhere around there. Should I know this

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a couple of years ago, that
the sharpest you'll ever be as a human

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overall is like twenty eight. I
think you're thinking of war in baseball.

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No, like, like in terms
of sharp that's in terms of like does

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mean you like smarter or it's like
the just like in terms of remembering things

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and being on top of everything is
like no, no, no, I

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believe that because I can definitely tell
there's been I'm not. I mean,

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I'm a lot more like exponentially more
sober now than I was when I was

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twenty eight, So it's kind of
hard to tell. Yeah, but yeah,

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I definitely can it can sense that
what it's going to be like later

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on. You know, why did
I get come into this room? Why

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am I in here? I'm not
at like Biden levels yet, but yeah,

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I can tell there's some a little
bit of diminished faculties do you do,

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like and searching for words sometimes kind
of getting what is the word I'm

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looking? Like that kind of stuff
where it just doesn't come as quick as

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it used to. I'll get up
and go get something and then do something

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else and forget, you know,
the original thing that I went in there

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to get, Like whether you'd get
my readers, which is I guess that's

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another example of you know, or
like my cup of water. I'm like,

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I'm sitting in my chair reclined.
I'm like, damn it, all

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right, I forgot my cup of
water. And you get up and then

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you also hit a light and you
maybe let Simon out, and then you

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sit down again without getting the water, like whatever the original intent was,

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Yeah, it happens. It's happening. More. Is that the ADHD setting

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in with everyone too, though,
or like the multitasking at all times,

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or is it just the losing the
sharpness that it's probably a combination of all

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of it, and probably the fact
that you know, none of us lived

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our adult decades just these clean lives
that would produce you know, clearer minds.

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Yeah, so that probably plays a
contributing factor to it as well.

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But I mean, there is something
to be said for like hitting the age

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of I don't think early forties to
maybe sixty, but the amount of kind

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of like wisdom that you get during
that time, which isn't necessarily about anything

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you read or learn. It's just
about the continuing observation of people in life

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and experience that does give you a
lot broader kind of context of sure of

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all that stuff. And it's not
just about recall and retention and sharpness.

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It's about knowing knowing other people and
how to handle situations and social situations and

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stuff like that. Don't there's something
I think that is the invaluable thing that

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can only be gained by getting older. Yeah, life experience certainly adds up

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hugely, and maybe what's offset by
your sharpness diminishing slightly. There's a sweet

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spot though, I bet, and
especially when you apply to politics or something

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like that, just the experience within
within that realm, you just learn all

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the tricks, you know. But
back to your point, John Stewart might

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be right at that that perfect Vin
diagram where they where the lion's cross,

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you know, Yeah, exactly.
And anyway, he was great last night

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and we can talk about it more
later. How I don't know what the

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plan is, but there was one
point. I mean, the whole first

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half of the show was the return
of like indecision twenty twenty four, you

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know, like their political coverage,
and that's what he's there to do,

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is I think he's doing Mondays from
now to the election. And he said,

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we settled on their tagline being you
know, election twenty twenty four,

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what the f are we doing,
like after trying all these other attempts of

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you know, democracy and electile dysfunction. But anyway, one of the things

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he's talking about how old they are. You know, he's like, they're

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so old. He's like, these
are the two oldest candidates ever, beating

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by four years themselves four years ago, right, I mean it's shocking,

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but you know, how good.
Yeah. But anyway, he goes,

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let me show you they beat their
own record, right, and the their

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own record, and Biden's eighty one. Yeah, the Dawn is seventy eight,

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seventy eight, seventy eight, I
think, yeah, yeah, that

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his own record, yeah, seventy
seven, yeah, yeah, But that's

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part of his bit. And he's
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any kind of turns to the side
camera. He's like he does the came

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here, come here, and he
makes the guy zoom in because honestly,

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he looks way older than you remember
him being on The Daily Show. I

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mean, we've seen Don Stewart and
clips and whatever the hell he is.

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I watched the show on Apple for
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little taken aback, like how much
different he looked. But he still looks

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fine, but like he just looked
older than the last time you saw him

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on the Daily Show. So he's
like, come here, come here,

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zoom man. The camera zooms in, like almost to an uncomfortable level of

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zoom. He's like, look at
the look at the face, look at

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the weather, look at the eyes, you know, and they show a

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split scream of him at thirty five. Look at the surface of the moon.

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Zoom in, Yeah, say something
like that. Yeah, And he's

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like, I got these efforts by
twenty years, and I look like this,

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and I look like hell. And
then he showed a picture of him

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twenty years prior and he's all fresh
and tan and wrinkle free and all of

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his dark rapper. Yeah, you
look great. It's weird, dude,

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you had him by twenty years.
There is that like, I look at

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myself just five or six years ago, in the amount of aging to me

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that's gone because I look at myself
now at fifty five, and I'm like,

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you know what, I don't.
I don't think I look like most

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fifty five year olds because I just
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I don't get out in the sun. I have a vitamin D deficiency.

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But I'm not getting weathered by the
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job, you know. But I
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or six years when I was forty
eight, which a lot of people think

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is old. Yeah, And I'm
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at forty eight, really yeah.
So I'm just thinking by like, from

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now to John Stewart's age, whoa
look out it really, cause I think

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forties is when it really starts to
yeah, either decline or your looks,

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you know, or skin whatever it
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I mean, our buddy Dan McDow
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ones because you can't decipher their aging
near as much. I mean, if

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you're bald in your thirties, which
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I guess maybe how you age if
you can take the hair out of

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it. But I feel like the
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your face and yeah, you get
the back, the droopy little things under

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the eyes, mill more wrinkles.
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because we live in a world now
where dudes just the clean shaven man is

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kind of like the anomaly. You
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coming in, boy, that's that's
the dead giveaway. But when your beard

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starts getting white, it's also pretty
embraced. It's because we learned we could

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hide one of our chins. Oh
that's exactly why all the the beards are

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here, because we're all fatty boom. The gray is being embraced. No,

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the beard is like overly done.
Like it's kind of made fun of

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online, you know by some that
like, oh, gee, look,

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white guy with a beer. Like
when there's team photos of any radio station,

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a couple of the comments be gee, look, yeah, white dudes

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with beards. It's not going away, like the go tea finally went away.

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Like maybe in the late nineties people
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at any photo of any group of
men. In nineteen ninety two, and

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it's just that circle of mustache meats
chin strapped. I've never spent a day

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with that, you did, Oh
yeah, since we've been here even though,

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but well, yeah, my stuff's
real fair on the side. It

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isn't grow in great so even if
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distance it looks like a go tea. But it's like it's that that latency

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period between you start going gray and
you just look old and then you get

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then if you're lucky, you look
like like Jeff Bridges or Sean Connor if

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you're or Reiner for that for that
matter. You know, like, to

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me, Reiner hasn't looked. He
doesn't look any different now than he did

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ten years ago. I agree,
it's exactly the same because it's just all

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white. Yeah, and it's maintained. Could you guys grow a fu man

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chew? I don't know. I
feel like that's a type of hair.

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There's a type of hair that need
it wispy and thinner, right, is

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a fu man chew? Just the
the hair from here, the size of

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your lips mustache yeah yeah, yeah, like you're still trimming here, but

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it just gets long. The corners
just dumb. If we just let that

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grow and shave the rest of your
face, it would take forever and you

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have to shave like the middle of
it, like Mick Mars right, yes,

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okay, yeah, that's the fu
Man shoe. And why do you

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even want to say that? That
feels like the food? That feels Yeah,

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now that I think about it,
God, it does feel that way,

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yeah, doctor fu Man? Who
like, who knows? Who knows

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what's acceptable? Like, the only
time you can use this word is when

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you're describing a rug oriental. It's
an oriental rug. But if you use

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it in any other way offensive,
everybody goes whoa, Yeah, think about

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something else. They're like aging,
Does your brain aging affect how you physically

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age? Because it's a little dark, but it's true. And I don't

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think that we realize and think about
this enough our generation, specifically my generation,

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but y'all are in this. We
are the first generation to have fully

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transitioned into going all phone, all
interneted all the time. And like the

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it's been proven one of the only
ways to increase your IQ is to read.

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Now, reading online might help that, but if you don't read at

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all, and I think we do
live in skim culture. If you don't

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read at all, you cannot increase
your IQ. And I don't know if

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that's well, it's one of the
ones. In learning to play an instrument

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is up there, and there are
other ways. There's a huge article about

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this in the Forgot Where a few
years ago that I just it's stuck with

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me. But don't you think communication
increases your you? I would think so

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on some love. Maybe not as
proven as reading, Yeah not, I

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would think eimulating the brain like playing
an instrument. I can hear that.

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Yeah, but like you know,
for whatever, like we know people aren't

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reading as much as they used to, right. I think it's very clear.

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And I just think it's gonna suck
if we find out that like dementia

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starts hitting you earlier than it did
and it's going to be tested thirty years

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from now, and like, yeah, it was, you know, we

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think due to cell phones or phones, and I just wonder, because we

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are the guinea pigs of apple and
androids and all that like of phone tech,

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smartphone technology, we are the first
to have it. I think you

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bring up a good point because you
know, number one, the brain is

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much like the body where if you
don't challenge it and keep it active,

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and that is introducing. You know, a lot of it is reading,

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it's learning, it's new experiences,
it's learning a new skill like a language

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or a musical instrument. Like you
said, you've got to keep that engaged,

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and I think you can kind of
prolong the dementia aspect of the deterioration

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of it. It's much like your
body, you know. That's what they

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recommend for dudes that are getting older. It's like you need to like work

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on weight training because you want strong
bones and muscles and all that as you

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age. It's going to benefit you
as you get into seventies and eighties.

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But the fact that you know,
you think about the content that is geared

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towards us now and we see the
analytics are done right here in our office.

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It's like video content. People want
to see video. So basically it's

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a new generation of picture books,
you know, rather than reading the body,

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you know, of a book or
whatever. We're lazy now that everything

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has to be given to us by
somebody else telling us, or a video

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or something that is entertaining and catching
to the eye. And that's how we're

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getting our news because TikTok is so
massive Instagram and and that's kind of like

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it just shows the analytics show that
that's the most popular way that people are

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consuming media. It ain't going to
the library and getting a damn four hundred

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page book and spending time with that. Everything's got to be quick, it's

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got to be given to you.
It's got to be exciting, and it's

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just lazy. You're not doing any
work, You're just scrolling and looking at

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these these videos. And that's how
I mean. Are you improving your IQ

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by that? I don't know,
Maybe not? Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

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that's just it's gonna suck. When
we learned the negative effects of like

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eve on social media started. They
didn't know the negative effects of social media

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until fifteen years after, twenty years
after. It's like smartphones, same time

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period, and maybe you see like
health declines and maybe not, maybe we

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live longer because of it. It
could go the other way, But I

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have thought about it. Just feel
like it's all making us dumber at least

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a stagnant lifestyle. It can't be
physically healthy for us. The fact that

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we spend so much time zombie staring
at something. Yeah, that's physically,

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there's no doubt, But mentally,
I really wonder, and it could be

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the opposite. If you're ingesting and
you know, reading, I suppose or

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taking in more information, right,
just sort of by definition, shouldn't you

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be adding more to what's going on
in your dome? Now? If you

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watched day one hour, our lecture
or a stand up comedian for an hour,

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right, is that increasing your IQ? I don't know which stimulates your

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brain. I think is good for
your brain, but it's probably a different

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style of simulation, whether it be
sitting down and reading for an hour,

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something well written and intelligent, whether
it be fiction. I mean how fiction

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could be the key, you know, because that makes you picture what you're

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reading, Yeah, and use your
imagination. And that's definitely a different part

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of your brain than just information information
reading. And I believe that our brains

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are I think that I think they
have infinite storage. You know, I

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don't believe that we just have a
two terabyte brain and you have to take

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you have to delete old files to
bring in new ones. I think it's

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infinite, and what we're able to
to store in our brain, it's just

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our ability to access it is where
most people run into uh, run into

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trouble. Yeah. I know.
Speaking for myself, it's like my memory

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retention is terrible. But if I
read a book and it sticks with me,

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I may not know the exact words, but there's something about the imprint

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of that of actually reading the words
that that somehow it sticks it better.

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It stays in there, Yeah for
sure. And that the lesson is the

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plot of Pirates Won, Yes,
the most expensive porn movie ever made.

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I think what we've learned today is, hey, everybody, go get a

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book and read it, but wait
till after ten o'clock. We used to

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have a guy on circ a listener
who would like diagram the journey of the

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first segment usually, and that was
that was part right there in a lot

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of different ways. And and you
did fully detail the cliffhanger into Stagnetti's revenge

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as Stagnetti got an iPhone back in
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