WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:15.400 You're listening to the downbeat on. So we were talking about it was a 2 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:21.559 basketball player's name they got banned for life, Johntay Porter for gambling, I'm 3 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:28.039 tanking or fudge of numbers of his own maybe over another from my rebounds was 4 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:31.519 four, I'm at three. I should probably uh fake an injury and get 5 00:00:31.519 --> 00:00:37.960 out. Anyway, we were talking about how those things get flagged, like 6 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:42.000 who's monitoring that. I don't want to use this guy's name, but he's 7 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:47.320 somebody that is very, very connected to that world. And he says, 8 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:54.520 with the access I have, he's like I said, he says, gaming 9 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:59.520 companies are on the cutting edge of automation and analysis. They have to prove 10 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:03.959 to Internet national banking standards that they have protections in place for anti money laundering 11 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:10.519 and anti terrorist financing. They likely flag this immediately in the league, likely 12 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:15.280 took a while trying to understand the data. Yeah, so they know. 13 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.439 Like even when I'm on Prize Picks, right, you go on there and 14 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:23.239 it's all slotted NBA, NHL, MLB, PGA, whatever, you can 15 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.840 pick what sport if you want to get into, and you click any of 16 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:30.359 those and the very first tab that then opens is popular, and it just 17 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.400 shows you, like the ten bets that are most popular over the last half 18 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:38.599 hour hour. I mean it's part of the default of the site to show 19 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:42.959 you what people are betting on the most right now, and it's usually you 20 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:47.120 know, Yannis or Yoki, so it's usually just a big dog. I 21 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:49.640 mean, it's fun to bet Luca because I'm gonna be staring at Luka. 22 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:56.200 So yes, for them to find abnormalities in betting patterns for a Jontay Porter 23 00:01:56.280 --> 00:02:01.359 I bet comes up almost live. Yeah, but now do they report it, 24 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:06.959 report that or then does the league contact them and like, so we're 25 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:09.840 looking into this game and they can send you a document. Yeah, they 26 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:13.479 contact the league and tell them, hey, this guy got flagged. You 27 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.360 might want to look into this, and then they just drag their feet doing 28 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:22.039 the investigation and yeah maybe yeah, because you've got to prove it. Well, 29 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:28.000 I don't know if it's their responsibility to select abnormalities and draw attention to 30 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.840 them or not. I don't know. Yeah, because it doesn't really help 31 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:34.039 the betting companies for a player to get banned for life, does it. 32 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:38.120 I mean, if it's this guy, maybe it doesn't matter. Dude, 33 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:46.159 I'm And it all depends on limits too, Like if I don't, I 34 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:50.599 don't bet that much. You bet ten bucks, maybe twenty bucks on these 35 00:02:50.599 --> 00:02:53.039 things. But yes, if a bet comes in for twenty two thousand dollars 36 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:59.159 on John Taye Porter, that immediately ding true. And in Vegas, they 37 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:02.120 know, they track these things. They if you're a successful better, they 38 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:06.439 will make it hard for you to make bets in that casino and that family 39 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:12.719 of casinos. You know. So I don't know, but because I'm like, 40 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:17.039 all right, will a huge name player in the next decade get banned 41 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:23.759 or suspended? And I say yes in some sport because these dudes are all 42 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:27.960 bulletproof too, you know, they think they are. That's what the message 43 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:31.639 of banning a Jontay Porter for life hopefully will put off. But you still 44 00:03:31.639 --> 00:03:36.159 think Otani's dirty in this, Yeah, I do too. I do. 45 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:39.240 I do too. And I think he's just such a big name that it's 46 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:46.960 easier for the league to just take him at his word and not dig any 47 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:51.360 deeper. I think because it doesn't help them at all. It hurts them 48 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:54.759 so much. Yes, it's gonna take any boy. That's a hell of 49 00:03:54.759 --> 00:03:58.879 a controversy and hard to cover up. It is like, if the league 50 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:01.560 knows that Otani actually does, yeah, that will come out, I think. 51 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:10.080 And all it takes is one bulldog investigator slash reporter or investigative reporter to 52 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:15.560 really dive into this thing, dig deep, get threatened, yeah, by 53 00:04:15.600 --> 00:04:20.160 the shadowy figures, to expose what really happened, if in fact there is 54 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:25.319 a there there. Yeah. But it's dangerous, man, it's dangerous for 55 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:30.839 if a league knows something like if somebody in the league knows that Otani's not 56 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:35.600 telling the truth, it's incredibly dangerous for them to stand by his statements. 57 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:40.560 I have I haven't tracked that. I mean, it's funny how these stories 58 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:43.839 come and go. You Sey Love, Yeah, we almost forgot that the 59 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:47.800 eclipse happened. Yeah, But the last I heard, I think is it 60 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:51.959 wasn't what the initial reports were that the interpreter was betting, you know, 61 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:57.600 one hundred thousand dollars per game. He may have gotten up to that amount 62 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:00.920 on a couple occasions, but he was betting a lower number than that on 63 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:05.319 average, which does bring into likelihood the possibility that it was it was just 64 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:10.439 him betting, you know. But if it was true that he was betting, 65 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:12.680 you know, over one hundred grand in a game. That's not him, 66 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:15.839 that's Otani knowing about it. But I don't know. I mean, 67 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.480 I don't know. Well, that is Otani's best friend all day, every 68 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:23.160 day they hang out, and you're telling me, this guy's over here sweating 69 00:05:23.839 --> 00:05:28.800 seat in hall against Saint John's, you know, and Otani's just unaware of 70 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:34.040 it. I don't know. I think at a minimum he knew, and 71 00:05:34.079 --> 00:05:39.839 he's sitting in a room cheering for a basketball game. Maybe that he doesn't 72 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:42.639 have any action on. I don't know, but yes, I agree with 73 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:46.560 you, that is nearly impossible to cover up if there is an FBI investigation 74 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:50.399 ongoing. So I don't know. What are we doing? Oh, Kevio 75 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:55.480 time yep, he says the darnedest things, Mikey Heavo says the darnedest things. 76 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:57.879 It's Kevin Turner. He's not with us. He's in Italy. He 77 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:00.079 text us this morning. He's on the lake on Como, on a boat 78 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:08.079 tour, looking at Richard Branson and George Clooney's villas in northern Italy. It 79 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:12.800 looks gorgeous and it's a well deserved vacation, but no Cavio with us today. 80 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:15.040 But he cracks us up. Man. We love Kevin. He is 81 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:18.920 kind of the glue that holds this show together, and he's generally an amazing 82 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:23.120 dude, and he has been for a very long time. You used to 83 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:25.639 work with Ben and Skin and Christina for a long time. And Christina sent 84 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:29.800 me a volley of audio, some of which you may have heard before, 85 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:31.319 some of which you may have heard a lot, some of which you may 86 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.079 never have heard before. And we figured, why not have a little fun 87 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:41.560 with our invisible friend Kevin Turner and play a game called Kevin says the darnedest 88 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:44.560 thing. Now, I have it previewed. Most of these you sent me 89 00:06:44.639 --> 00:06:46.920 these, and I've got them all set up to play. Yeah, I 90 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:50.360 got titles for them. So if you oh yeah, yeah, good idea, 91 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:56.439 I'm gonna plug in my computer, all right, I'll kind of call 92 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:59.279 for him, okay, and we'll see. And I know again this one, 93 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:01.959 I'd have no reck him doing it. Just says rangers chance, yep. 94 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:08.040 And it's about five seconds and it's dumb. But I played it twice 95 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:11.120 at home and then I was singing it for a damn day. Here you 96 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:21.759 go. Ranger, Rage, Ranger, ranger go. Now look the theme 97 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:27.480 for most of these. And if you're a regular listener you know this. 98 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.759 If you're a new listener, you don't. I have to reset it because 99 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:33.399 it is the funniest part of all these. And that one right there, 100 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:39.000 Kevin has narcolepsy. He takes a pill in the mornings, and he reacts 101 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.399 oddly to certain things. My whole life thought of narcolepsy as falling asleep. 102 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:46.959 Suddenly the dangers of driving where you could fall asleep, could fall asleep at 103 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:50.360 any moment. I mean, that's like the cartoon version of narcolepsy. A 104 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:56.079 different portion of it is that when he gets excited, he has what we 105 00:07:56.160 --> 00:08:01.600 have labeled a joke stroke. Yep. What typically happens when he is holding 106 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:05.920 on to just a golden nugget of humor and he's anticipating the moment when he 107 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:09.920 gets to share it with us and invariably the world, and he gets so 108 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:16.600 excited and nervous that by the end of the punchline you hear him a kind 109 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:22.600 of fade out at just this is me talking. His eyes kind of flutter, 110 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:28.920 his eyelids flutter, his mouth he gets a little shaky gape. Yeah, 111 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:33.120 and I've never seen anyone do it. I've never seen it, and 112 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:35.200 it applies to other things. I've golf with him. I saw him make 113 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.000 a two on a par four. He nearly drove the green and he had 114 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.240 like a seventy foot putt and he drilled it. And I'm like, oh, 115 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:43.919 I watched the ball. I see it going in the hole. I'm 116 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:46.720 like, oh my god. I look at Kevin and he is essentially sound 117 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:50.399 asleep on his feet. He's kind of holding his putter and his head is 118 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:52.120 down and then he kind of wakes up and he's like, all right, 119 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:56.679 yeah, Like it applies to different aspects of life. I don't know when 120 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:58.639 and where exactly it shows up, but for our purposes, we see it 121 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:01.879 most days directly across the table from us. Yep. So I'll ask you 122 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:05.840 to play that Ranger chant again and listen to the end, because he knows 123 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:09.919 he's being funny, and he he he has one of these. At the 124 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:16.159 end of this chant, Ranger Range, Ranger, Ranger, go like you 125 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:20.519 can hear it, start Rangel. He can't finish the word, and then 126 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:26.360 it's like a It's like an Olympic gymnast that just has a great routine, 127 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:31.879 flies off the parallel bars, spins, twists, sticks the landing but one 128 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:35.759 foot just again to cover off, and then they lay down and take a 129 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:41.200 napsy one more time. Ranger, Rage, Ranger, Ranger go. So 130 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:46.440 if you know him and you see this in person, you know exactly what 131 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:48.120 happened, right, But most people don't. And I don't know if that 132 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:50.600 this is funny as it is though, I always translates to the listener. 133 00:09:50.679 --> 00:09:54.159 So you wanted to really paint a picture of what we're seeing, And that's 134 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.600 because I can picture him doing that, and it's the funniest thing going on 135 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:58.759 in my life. I love it so much. So we'll be back to 136 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:03.600 some jokes strokes here in just a second. Yeah, I play this one. 137 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:05.720 It's it's one of the greats. It's been in a lot of promos. 138 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:09.440 You've definitely heard this one before, but it's just the the wisdom and 139 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:15.600 odd claims of Kevin Turner National Seafood Bisk Day. You can holler at me 140 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:20.200 when it comes to bisks and chowders. Yeah, okay, I love trying 141 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:22.919 chowders. Okay, So we're gonna holler at you. Let's bring this down, 142 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:31.159 like when we are going to order some when we when when when when 143 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:35.720 we have a question about bisk, when we have a craving, when do 144 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:41.240 we holler? When do you want to be contacted? It's still it's still 145 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.799 gold. As funny as his line is, this is the best of both 146 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.600 Jeff and specifically Julie. This is this is Julie and Jeff shining. But 147 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:52.559 it's just more proof that Julie is one of the funniest people in the world 148 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:58.399 because she jumps on an immediate hang on, wait, just stuck and why 149 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.240 the hell holler me? And he also doesn't claim to be an expert on 150 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:05.639 either bisks or chowder. I think he's saying, if you're going to have 151 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:11.120 some bisks or chowders, the unnecessary, horrible Boston accent on the word chowder 152 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:15.440 didn't that didn't need to happen. I think what he was saying is like, 153 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:18.200 I love a good bisk, So next time you guy, if you 154 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.720 guys are ever going out for a bisk or a chowder, holler at me 155 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:24.480 so he can come along. Yeah, it's like, but holler at me 156 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:28.320 when it comes to biscus. Yeah, when it comes to it's implied. 157 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:31.759 Now that I've heard this again for the one hundred and fiftieth time, I 158 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:35.440 hear it in a different way. He likes he likes a good chowder. 159 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.039 He loves a good bisk. They're doing a story on it. He wants 160 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.879 them to know that he it's one of his favorite soups. And if they 161 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:46.840 ever ever Yeah, but generally you'd holler at someone when you want information about 162 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:50.440 the thing you're hollering at. I know, but he is clarified that he's 163 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:54.399 not an expert on either, right, he just likes them and he wants 164 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.600 to be part of anything that has to do with bisks and chowders. One 165 00:11:56.600 --> 00:12:01.600 more time, please National Seafood Bisk Day. You can holler at me when 166 00:12:01.639 --> 00:12:07.519 it comes to bisks and chowders. Okay, he does with with a with 167 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:11.320 a bit of arrogance. Yes, yeah, like, oh is that day? 168 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:18.759 Uh huh, holler at me all right again? And just she wants 169 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:22.320 to know what he meant by that National Seafood Bisk Day. You can holler 170 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.559 at me when it comes to bisks and chowders. Yeah, okay, I 171 00:12:26.639 --> 00:12:31.360 love trying chowders. Okay, so we're going to holler at you. Let's 172 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:35.480 bring this downe like, when we are going to order some? When we 173 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:41.600 when? When? When when we have a question about bisks? When we 174 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:45.159 have a craving? When do we holler? When do you want to be 175 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:50.240 contacted? They're both geniuses because they immediately asked the exact questions we're still asking 176 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.240 over a year later. Yeah, okay, when we're going to order some 177 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:58.159 when we want advice? And then he followed up with I like to try 178 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:03.000 bisks and chowder, right right, yeah, have it all. That's that's 179 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:07.720 the first thing that said after after KT issues his claim about bists and showders, 180 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.919 Yeah yeah, and she says, okay, I love trying. Yeah 181 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:18.519 yeah, okay, amazing, I love that too. Every Bed and Skin 182 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:22.600 Show, which will air on this very station from ten to two, ends 183 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:26.960 with wisdom from Kevin Turner. But you may not have heard the origin of 184 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:31.600 said wisdom. Officials say a fight started that is between two groups of people. 185 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.639 I'm glad it's two groups of people, and like two groups of vegetables 186 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:45.440 are produce. It's your dairy versus your fruit. All right, stop the 187 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:50.879 music, Christina I don't know anymore. It's changed so much as it at 188 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:54.559 Dan Pyramid. They changed things on as quick on this world. So enjoy 189 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.960 you every minute while you have it. The man we give up that was 190 00:14:01.360 --> 00:14:07.720 Sometimes. I feel like Kevin sees the picture clearly in his mind. In 191 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:13.480 his head, he sees the food pyramid, he seems to he sees the 192 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:16.559 where the food groups go, like the grains, the dairy, the meats, 193 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:20.519 and the vegetables and fruit and all that. He knows what he's trying 194 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:26.879 to convey. He just has a difficult time describing to you what he sees 195 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:33.000 in a way that you can understand, because he completely understands. I can 196 00:14:33.080 --> 00:14:37.639 never hear this enough. And I love how dismissive skin is. Skin is 197 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:43.159 just pretends to be so over him all the time. Officials say a fart 198 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:46.240 fight started, that is between two groups of people. I'm glad it's two 199 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:52.759 groups of people, and like two groups of vegetables are produced. It's your 200 00:14:52.200 --> 00:15:01.440 dairy versus your fruit. All right, stop the music, Christina, I 201 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:05.679 don't know anymore. It's changed so much as it at Dan Pyramid. They 202 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:07.919 changed things on as quick on this world. So enjoy your every minute while 203 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:15.120 you have it, man, we give up. That was Kevin laughs at 204 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:22.399 the end, this maniacal laught a but just a meotic twist. I'm glad 205 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:26.559 it was humans like he set himself up for that entire minute. Yeah, 206 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:28.879 of nonsense. It was a bad joke to start with, right, and 207 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:33.720 then he tried to try to realize, all right, I think we do 208 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:37.759 have a chunk of jokestrokers. I think this one falls into the category. 209 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:39.200 I don't even know what this audio is, but it's bad. Oscar Meyer 210 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:43.919 Wiener thing. Let's take a listen. Oscar Meyer. He's hiring twelve drivers 211 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:50.919 to drive their promotional vehicle around America. It's basically a pr firm on wheels 212 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:56.279 form in the form of a Wiener. Eighteen days of paid time off, 213 00:15:56.559 --> 00:16:00.480 full health bennies, okay, and all hotel expenses covered. So navigating the 214 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:03.960 Wiener is a full time job, because I know a lot of women out 215 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.799 there would say that's a part time job at best. That's Kevin Turner of 216 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:14.759 ninety seven point one, the freak, speaking of Wieners. Okay, I 217 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:18.159 didn't think that was a bad joke. No, just you know, we 218 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:22.200 didn't really help it much, did we now, all right. This is 219 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:26.720 I think Julie reacting to his to seeing what we described earlier the narcoleptic joke 220 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:30.559 stroke, and her seeing it for the very first time, she was shocked. 221 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:36.080 Let's listen where it's like behind the scenes of them getting ready for a 222 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:38.559 half marathon or something, and they're just on a couch and they're one hundred 223 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:42.600 percent acting like a couple, and they were talking about who's the pacer, 224 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:48.080 and she said something along the lines of, but what matters is that we'll 225 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:55.360 both be finishers on and he does the look of like that, just like 226 00:16:55.519 --> 00:17:00.440 I didn't know she had a dinner, had a dinner. Oh my god, 227 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:06.400 Why did you die a little when you made that joke? That's the 228 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:10.519 narco stroke that I always think is a joke. But he insists that's real. 229 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:18.480 I'm good. Why she just why did you die a little? Why 230 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:25.440 did you die a little when you made that joke? So I love anyone's 231 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:27.720 first reaction to it, like seeing it for the first time. You couldn't 232 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:33.880 you couldn't describe what she saw any better than that, Why did you die 233 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:37.240 a little when you made that joke? Why did you die a little? 234 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.200 She got a mad almost. I think we have two more. Here's uh, 235 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:45.400 here's full cook and joke stroke. One of our comedians is leaving at 236 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:48.920 eight o'clock. Yes, I would say, being forced to leave by management. 237 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:53.279 Yeah, for charity. For management and charity, the two things you 238 00:17:53.319 --> 00:18:03.680 hate the most. All right, now he needs one to get him cranked 239 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:07.880 fine ranked every morning I was there somewhere clean the pipes a little bit. 240 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:11.000 Okay, now we're rolling the two things you hate the most. God, 241 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:15.240 it's so good. So that was at six two am. First thing, 242 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:18.880 this was us turning on our microphones. The two things you hate the most. 243 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.200 There's no better way to start your day. No, And he's also 244 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:30.200 got the weird thing with the pill that I think stops the joke strokes. 245 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:33.119 Uh huh. So we always try to convince him not to take the pill, 246 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:36.279 but then we don't know what the hell's gonna happen, or he takes 247 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:37.640 it early and then it wears off, and then the joke strokes come back 248 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.200 at the nine o'clock hour. Yeah, it's amazing, all right, we 249 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:45.079 got last one. This one strokes out after a dandy prediction, is that 250 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:52.799 it okay? Number three Denise de Bartolow, York will be caught on camera 251 00:18:52.039 --> 00:19:00.559 in the owner's box eating one of the following three food items and ice cone, 252 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:04.480 a wing or cheese. It's right out of the damn box. What 253 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:10.599 is her title? She's a co owner, Eddie de Bartilo's daughter. Boy, 254 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:15.319 she does look like she would take in some stadium food. What do 255 00:19:15.440 --> 00:19:26.200 you mean you guess we all would? What a save? Kudos to you, 256 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:27.680 Dallas, observe her host of the Year. But that's the funniest thing 257 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:36.720 that's been said all week, because we all Okay, that is insightful, 258 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:40.160 brilliant, genius. I guess he saw I didn't even know what she looked 259 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:45.519 like. I guess he googled a picture of the this owner. Yeah she 260 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:49.720 was not. He implied that she's a big girl, and then saved it. 261 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:55.400 If we all love stadium food, boy, she does look like she 262 00:19:55.480 --> 00:20:00.440 would take in some stadium food. What do you mean you guess? We 263 00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:11.559 all? What? I'm incapable of that level of we all would? We 264 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:15.519 all would? Oh my god, that's brilliant. Yeah, what do you 265 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:22.359 mean you guess? We all? What the line was? Genius? He 266 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:26.519 passes out? What a saved to you? Dallas? Observer Host of the 267 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.200 Year. But that's the funniest thing it's been, well, the funniest thing 268 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:33.279 I'd heard all day. He's a funny man. He's our little buddy, 269 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:37.400 and he's on a well deserved vacation in Italy right now. But I figured 270 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:40.920 we play some best of Kevin, because Kevin says the darnedest things. All 271 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:44.400 Right, it's a twenty eight in the morning. Appreciate you listening. We're 272 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:48.240 going till ten o'clock when Ben's skin takeover. We have asked the downbeat. 273 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:51.000 Coming up at nine, we got a bunch of great questions. Let a 274 00:20:51.079 --> 00:20:53.480 rip. As long as we're legally allowed, We're gonna probably answer some some 275 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:56.279 questions you have. So if you want to text him and you can do 276 00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:59.000 that. We do have a ton already, but that should be fun. 277 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:02.319 At nine o'clock we will play some of your talkbacks if you want to leave 278 00:21:02.359 --> 00:21:06.599 one at Iheartradios app ninety seven won the freak little microphone at the bottom right 279 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.000 and say whatever you want. Thirty seconds, JJ is going to compile and 280 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:11.079 we'll play them later. Coming up next to his dingu and it is time 281 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:15.480 for the morning news. Yes, a bonus clip of KT Wheels Offness in 282 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:22.279 the mornings. Arrests have been made in the Toronto gold heist, and how 283 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:25.119 did the eclipse benefit these rock and roll acts.