WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:16.280 T nr R. How about Boliberto or let' s go with the agoran 2 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:21.519 story. I tell and hear, Don Credulo pileyo you heard that story, 3 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:43.359 Don Credulo Montoya and here you tell it hear and friend next to the city, 4 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:48.000 Darío, near the pumpkins, had his house, Don Crédulo Montoya, 5 00:00:49.479 --> 00:00:52.960 had a pretty daughter of uberto, nice, the face man for what cute 6 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:59.719 boy, he was mitroconstructor and so on, like Chico of Germany, abel 7 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:03.719 and no more with zeal who also wanted to learn with him, did not 8 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:10.879 believe it and did everything was bricklayer, carpenter, hopefully tero, electrician, 9 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:17.400 plumber and did everything, as he said, he was running the works, 10 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:22.640 everything was fun and telling the fucks of Abelín and Chico German and and look 11 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:27.280 ay Chico and want the pen. While Abellino col is cudre in that corner 12 00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:34.079 and then, first put the plumb, then shines line, goes stretching the 13 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:40.840 block wall there you go there, so, uh the mix and there you 14 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:48.159 see a flock of cement and three so many sand so that you have a 15 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:56.760 good mixture and then look at it is stable of Abelino fucked what barber and 16 00:01:56.959 --> 00:02:00.000 it is a false squadron. The poor little guy' s all well echoing 17 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:06.120 and as stupid as he' s getting. Done, Abely don' t 18 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:08.199 straighten it out over there. There, there, there, there, well, 19 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:12.639 the boy puts the pen. What' s on, you don' 20 00:02:12.639 --> 00:02:14.400 t see it, because it' s good. Or I want to see 21 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:19.199 and no more gross you fucked up and wants to learn driver to end the 22 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:22.800 car cos. The name. Don' t see, I want to see 23 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:24.879 I' m going to keep an eye on it. Let' s see? 24 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:27.080 No, no, no, no. Don' t you? Don 25 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:27.599 ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don 26 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:28.960 ' t you? Don' t you? Actually, it' s not 27 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:34.879 good. Ah, look that the top dances that' s just a little 28 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.800 bit to see it, my grandmother, let me work. Don believed God 29 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.719 that I already make whatever I do. They talk a lot and don' 30 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:44.879 t let you work. Not cold. There' s a man at risk. 31 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:50.639 I' ll starve you the most fucked up thing I' ve ever 32 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.240 seen, man, I' m the most bad bag ally this asshole. 33 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:54.960 No. No, no? Don' t you? Don' t you? 34 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:57.520 Don' t you? Don' t you? It' s just 35 00:02:57.639 --> 00:03:00.080 that I tell you how to do it so that you don' t talk 36 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.719 later. Look, look, look, guys, he' ll listen to 37 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:10.159 her, he' ll fuck her like this, he' ll hit her 38 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:15.199 like this, like this, the mix, he' ll throw away like 39 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:15.719 that, but if I know that, man, since they get him, 40 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:17.680 he' s not scrubbing. And man, whether I' m or I 41 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:21.560 ' m teaching you how to work. It' s just that we' 42 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:23.800 re doing this job for homework and I don' t want us to lose. 43 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:30.639 Come on, the kid' s gotta finish it He can' t, 44 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:31.280 man, and how much he' s gonna pay us. Don well, 45 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:38.919 it depends you know. It depends on how we hell out, how 46 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:39.719 we get out, because you pay us for the day. Well, no, 47 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:43.039 no, no, no, no, no. No. You do 48 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.960 the four- hour day and the day has eight better. Let' s 49 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:52.120 go by adjustment there. I' ll give you what I think is right. 50 00:03:53.199 --> 00:04:09.560 Come on, let' s go to work and work. And on 51 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:15.800 Saturday, Gilberto, when Don Credulo received the employer' s payment, he 52 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:20.560 always came out to his young men with the same story, boy and bell, 53 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:26.720 we took the trap. We lost, we lost this week. How 54 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:30.560 so, we do lose. If the only thing you won was you. 55 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:34.319 I didn' t win anything we lost. You won the apprenticeship, I 56 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:40.639 lost the money. The calculations went wrong, we lost in the chants. 57 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:46.160 Take ome conformche with twenty breasts each and the frigols that I have given them 58 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:50.240 during tho the cheman I and all i mean is everything, for and that 59 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:55.600 more than you are fucked, I already hate I don' t stay that 60 00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:00.279 I and the master builder I don' t want to say it was and 61 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.040 even like Don Carlos, you, man Juan Carlos, at least you had 62 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:04.480 to plant the father. Oy, you' ve got no lead left. 63 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:09.600 You see how I want it there. You left Don Jolche a Cruschet, 64 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:15.360 all quinneto and between cloths as if he were a bookseller, and Don Carlito, 65 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:20.879 the pirate of the Group, you left him still pussy twenty if the 66 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:25.240 window had the hole so I will make it, because I had to close 67 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.040 the hole I said go fucked. And so there' s no learning and 68 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:31.839 abelin who doesn' t check, doesn' t take the materials and because 69 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:38.439 it' s like pigs or there are yes, and they see twenty breasts 70 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:54.560 each and as if this Gemania. We lost, we lost. Cho And 71 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:11.040 well, buddy, once he got to Don Credulo' s house, he 72 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:14.120 took a man to ask for a job. The truth is that the fucker 73 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:16.480 was asking for a job, but what he had done was to keep an 74 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:20.120 eye on Don Credo' s daughter. This shit was none other than Felipito 75 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:26.360 Matute the gallop wey imagine you and how nice and guitar player, the condemned, 76 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:31.319 because the girl didn' t look at him. Bad man. The 77 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:35.720 first week Felipto worked with Chico Alemán and Abel no Vasconcelo, led by Don 78 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:42.600 Cratus. Well, I' m finishing this window, Math Ay, you 79 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:46.839 left her full of it. You see everything on the side to make up 80 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:50.199 again you' re a mess. Boy dido how you have hair to leave 81 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:56.360 the cochas. Go pole to go here, put the level, here put 82 00:06:57.079 --> 00:07:00.879 it chi is already, then, you look, you notice, the drop 83 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:04.920 of water inside. The level' s good. The window' s good. 84 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:11.199 I' m fucked. You shut up who invited you to speak the 85 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:15.399 myth here today me and the Boy. I know him well. You can 86 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:20.199 never even drop the plumb, just as Abelino could never handle the squadron. 87 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:25.079 All right, well, Don Chico man, I' m telling you, 88 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:29.879 because you know, one can say. He has the experience, and I 89 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:34.560 have worked in Managua. Well, plane, well, plane' s not 90 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:40.839 a real plane. What do I lose that I' m here working just 91 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:46.079 to see the fucking monkeys mmmm. Tronco was throwing the godillo. It' 92 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:50.399 s Cody I' m here for. Coughs old sour, hypotheta, re 93 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:56.399 bien kaoli que de chive Felipe and I do not say nothing may sad. 94 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:01.319 I' ll be thinking about myself here. I say you' re right. 95 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:03.480 He' s right. The window is there one side, you have 96 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:07.000 to compose it. He' s very right. Jirito. I mean, 97 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:11.160 don don' t let him down. He' s got a terrazon. 98 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:24.759 I don' t know chin chas. Well, on Saturday, when the 99 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:28.120 Day of Peace was gone, Don Credulous, leave it to all three of 100 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:35.360 you. So, Huey boy, we get washed up, we lose or 101 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:39.919 the three starved eye. Every Saturday we lose less or starve. That' 102 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:43.240 s what they like, well, and if they don' t get fucked 103 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.799 up and get away with it. I say we lost and here they have 104 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:50.759 twenty breasts each. And that' s enough because you don' t know 105 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:52.720 how to work. That' s all they caught up with. We' 106 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:54.240 re clear. Or Amy Tron. No. No. No. No, 107 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:58.559 no? No, no, y' know, you' re up there 108 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:01.519 It' s not worth more than ten breasts a week. It' s 109 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:03.000 okay, baby, it' s okay. He said," Oh, 110 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:07.360 I' ll give you the twenty pesos, but I will let you come 111 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:16.679 and see the simonite, and I' ll have the simonite, she' 112 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:22.240 ll have the pull that they say she' s blowing on you that' 113 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:24.440 s why you' re working here" Ah good and they chimorre that walks 114 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:28.799 with her. Mboxho good. That' s the way it is. Don 115 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.200 believe the thing is not so, Son of God. Otherwise, I don 116 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:37.679 ' t see myself as an agreeable, honest worker and all that and I 117 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:45.279 want to visit the boy. I want you to let me take a look 118 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:48.759 at felipito thinking about it, because it' s okay, but I want 119 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:54.159 to tell you something. I give you permission, but I do, the 120 00:09:54.279 --> 00:10:00.559 girl doesn' t touch a pussy face finger, a careful finger, credolo, 121 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:07.279 fucking pussy. You give me creran hey lose care, man of don 122 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:11.120 jeulo. I don' t touch anything. I' m not a touch, 123 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:16.080 they don' t touch bullies to be fucked or a face like a 124 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:20.519 puncher, I' m telling you, I' m very delicate, even 125 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:24.480 if she wants and likes. You don' t touch the girl, the 126 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:30.919 girl being able to visit her, see her serenade, but that' s 127 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:33.519 right, not a kiss or a beak. You don' t touch a 128 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:37.360 fucking finger or a finger. There' s some pramen. I promise man 129 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:41.120 I don' t touch a nail, because I even want a fucking nail 130 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:46.440 or a nail. And we arrived, because the case of the girl, 131 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:52.440 because she admits me, may we say this, I can take the truth. 132 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:54.960 Just like you say, the arm. Oh, I told you, 133 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:01.639 he doesn' t touch a finger, not a finger, not even a 134 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:07.879 toe, least of all. There' s a bad start, that is, 135 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:11.519 a trollop, not even the big toe leaves what' s changre, 136 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:13.759 but you don' t touch anything and not a finger, a wanker. 137 00:11:13.799 --> 00:11:18.120 Then don' t vaccinate me. No, no, you don' t 138 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:22.320 touch a finger or the Juanetes. We' re clear. Oh, I 139 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:26.120 ' m having a good time with her. I understood Iberto and as soon 140 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:41.320 as the maite turned him around, Felipito called his two coworkers to see Chico, 141 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:46.679 German or Belli do not starve her come and see where they help me 142 00:11:46.679 --> 00:12:00.320 fuck this old man. This fucked- up old man pays them no more 143 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:05.559 than 20 hairs. Help me mop the man want it or not, well, 144 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:11.320 man look give him a ride one foot I got it. You win 145 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:13.519 the boss. I already knew it but you were going to help me is 146 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:16.879 that it always comes out with the same story that this week we lost it. 147 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:24.080 Well, he only gives us 20 pesos. I' ll help you, 148 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:26.240 pussy, and before what this old man gives me, I don' 149 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.320 t get out, but not for a gallon of gas. The old jip 150 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:33.399 that I have pine the hero of ros man not like that, it is 151 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:35.279 not red, if it is brown, to know what color it has. 152 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.360 I' ll help you or they' re slugs. So come, hon, 153 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:41.320 I' m going to tell you what you' ve done, I 154 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:43.919 ' m going to tell you both. I' m going to serenade the 155 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:46.919 girl and she' s going out on the balcony. What a fucked- 156 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:50.840 up balcony, because the one with a balcony is no better than a window. 157 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:54.879 Anyone who obeys you, for what she is, because you cannot understand 158 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.840 you, help me so that I may ride my horse with jo and then 159 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:41.559 dispose. You already know u u u on this clear night of restless luteros. 160 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:48.600 What I want you to say to yourself revenges you looking at it is 161 00:13:50.200 --> 00:14:00.679 the moon, decompose in the sky his pali two veils of silver and Safin 162 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:09.759 the bad net wey bar opens the embrace Balconynnie. While what happens the round 163 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:24.360 so well my well me too and those nights I migo Felipito, accompanied by 164 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:28.279 German Chico and Abelín, who was a guy like Nacho Bazuca, put serenade, 165 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:33.440 the and Bonita friends sang and the girl went out to the balcony. 166 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:39.600 Felito had already spoken to her and the girl was ready to watch with a 167 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:43.440 mecca. Felito lowered it to the Borito on the balcony and told Chico German 168 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:50.960 and Abelino, Chico, Chico, Abelino, while you keep singing. But 169 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:54.320 if you win note man, while you keep singing, I' ll take 170 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:56.200 it to the girl. So, the old man hasn' t suspected me 171 00:14:56.480 --> 00:15:05.679 and if I miss him I still love the reason as he passes the round. 172 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:13.039 Well, it' s all right, okay Io, so good, 173 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:24.000 I have a very deep pity for myself and Felipto got to the girl ride 174 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:28.399 horse woman, while German Boy and Benin followed us singing the series nat The 175 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:41.279 old man was confident. Well- confident and so it happened like an hour 176 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:46.919 friend, until Felipto came back to the girl, left her another turn in 177 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.519 the house and went along with German Boy and abelin asconsese them to eat me 178 00:15:50.519 --> 00:16:14.600 here is wrong. That was all to me or only and so the days 179 00:16:14.759 --> 00:16:22.919 and the week passed. After a month, another month, another and another 180 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:30.399 friend. He was an unbeliever. I looked at him as he grew older 181 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:37.720 and older. The belly, the simonite, this fucked- up girl. 182 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:48.960 You know the world' s got wide hips The back' s got it 183 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:56.159 and it' s growing. A little tummy for your mood is much safer. 184 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:02.480 I' m sure you do, I' m sure the world already 185 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:07.359 knows you, that belly is growing too much. And not because of the 186 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:08.559 tumor. It' s too much. Don' t you? Don' 187 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:08.960 t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' 188 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:10.319 t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' 189 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:11.799 t you? Don' t you? We' re gonna figure this out. 190 00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:25.880 If cute, if pretty, dad, who was, who was vere 191 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:37.079 and for this close you fucked up who was Facingana or wedding, that story 192 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:41.000 is old. How is it going to be unintentionally, no, no, 193 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:45.880 if without wanting to cherilin me, as the dwarf made of television says, 194 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:52.480 tell me who was Chico, the wire hair, that or abelino, the 195 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:59.400 dundo of the band that is called bivoqui all together, or was felipito, 196 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:04.640 the chancón, that tells me who it was. Tell me or I' 197 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:25.640 ll kill you, little simonites, I' ll kill you, you don 198 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:30.400 ' t tell me anymore, I' ll kill you, because you don 199 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:32.400 ' t tell me it was unintentional and fixed on this jo I say it 200 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:41.759 ' s called chan wanting. He gives you now you come to cry, 201 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:45.519 then r now you come to cry. No. No, no, no, 202 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:52.680 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 203 00:18:53.359 --> 00:19:02.480 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 204 00:19:03.079 --> 00:19:14.839 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 205 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:14.839 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 206 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:14.839 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 207 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:14.839 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 208 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:15.279 no, no, no, no, no. I was working in 209 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:19.759 the masonry with Chico de Alemán and Abelino you go with seal, when he 210 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:30.000 looked to reach Don Crédulo and I say he had a gun in a small 211 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.839 hand Jay Mom there is mate linga I the one with the gun, the 212 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:40.279 scream did not ted my ando I am not your father- in- law 213 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:44.839 ah I left him I said it was to the girl, but you promised 214 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:49.960 me not to touch a finger or a finger, except the finger or arm 215 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:55.200 and place other thing or of do I fulfilled it patroncito that not touch a 216 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:57.759 finger, ask lion I did not touch a finger. Where she doesn' 217 00:19:57.759 --> 00:20:02.319 t have a finger to tie, but the one with a shoulder left her 218 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:10.240 panchona. Besides, oh and and and another thing already ah, yes, 219 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:12.759 but I didn' t hit a finger on him. Oh no, don 220 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:18.720 ' t touch what I finger so much a hairdo or for God' s 221 00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:25.039 sake, you fuck with her right now you fucking kill, I' ll 222 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:26.599 fucking kill you already. I get married, man, I shut up for 223 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:30.480 tran and so done with this quiet and I wanted to see clearly that if 224 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:34.200 I get married for transit, of course I shut up, but that with 225 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:40.960 which I fulfilled, do not touch a finger that goes man not a fear 226 00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:55.000 or how Gilberto is there those who fulfill promises of that truth man m using 227 00:20:55.200 --> 00:21:02.039 mouse kiss. You made some people, man What a cat case. The 228 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:04.480 story was authentic. See if there' s no witness- to- boy 229 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.920 internet, German and bell with six more men. Ah yes, Wilberto man, 230 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:11.559 true so clear Here I come.