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To this any character. That's not
a way to introduce somebody on the show.

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Say hello, is mister Zaney.
Do you have a name? Sir?

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Yeah, Dave? Hi, how
are you good? Good? How's

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it going with you? She completely
ghosted me. Like, what I find

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interesting is your first date. I've
never heard of a virtual date. You

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met on match dot com? Yeah, we met on Match and then we

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did like a virtual coffee date.
Zoom. I wasn't dugging donuts. I

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mean with you. I don't really
like people that drink Starbucks. Right,

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Dave, on a virtual date,
what happens? Do you set the camera

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up while you're shipping your coffee?
And well, no, I was on

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I was on my tablet. You
know. She seems like a nice girl.

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But I'm a little bit of a
big guy, like a bear.

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Yeah, yeah, kind of.
But I'm not really tall, like I'm

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only like five to four and I
two hundred pounds, you know, So

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okay, all right, all right, I'm a little bit on the haffy

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side. But I've been doing jiu
jitsu for the last year and I've actually

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lost forty seven pounds that in the
year. That's awesome. Good for you.

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You're going to keep up the good
work. Then yeah, yeah,

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I love jiu jitsu. You know, it's hard of changed my life around

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now, Okay, okay, God, Marie's on her ledge break. Honestly,

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I think you're adorable. I love
you. Bust my chop. No,

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I think you're adorable. You're awesome. I just want to help you.

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So yeah, now what happened?
Where do you my call? Where?

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Where? Hold on? Where did
you go for the second date?

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I took her to this really nice
Italian restaurant by me, very affluent place,

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and she smelled very good. That's
important, okay, And it was

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a very expensive bill, and I
thought, you know, we kicked it

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off great. She she ate,
well she has that's good than a woman

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who doesn't want to eat. She
she got the chicken to cote. The

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next morning, I'm like, hey, I'm like, I had a great

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time last night, just wondering,
you know, like when, like what

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am we going to see each other
again? And I didn't get anything back,

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and then I was worried. Oh
my god. I text her too

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early, like stop stop stop stop
stop stop. Okay, we understand,

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we say, but but you do
realize that in normal, everyday the dating

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life is things like this happen and
you just move on with your life.

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She not returning your calls, she's
not she's not getting back to you with

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the text. From what we understand, and just let it go. Move

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on, man. I mean like
I kind of like her, like she's

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beautiful. I know, I know, I know, but it didn't work.

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Sweet day, Thank you. I
wish she would think that too.

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Come on, you want to make
the call, tell me about it.

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What's her name? The girl?
The woman? Denise? Denise? Oh,

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come on, but people that love
Starbucks shouldn't be hanging out with people

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who like ducking donuts. You know
it started off on the wrong foot.

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Here we go, let's agree with
you all. I hate people from Starbucks.

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Hello, Hi there, how are
you. My name is Marie.

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I'm calling from red Roses dot com. We are giving you a dozen long

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stam Roses today, free of charge. Your name was choked. You know

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what? No, no, no, I'm sorry, thank you very much,

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but I'm just not interesting. Thank
you. Okay, stop she hung

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up? She hung up. Okay, reposition everyone, and let's go.

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I do not take solicitors calls.
Stop. Okay, okay, but I

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just hung up. She hung up
again, She hung up again. Okay,

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we're gonna call one more time.
David. Are you there. Yeah,

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typical Starbucks person. Yeah, typical
people that are gonna dunkin donuts.

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They don't act like this and take
three, take three. Okay, that's

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it. I'm calling. Okay,
hold on, hold on, Okay,

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Listen to me, Listen to me. Don't hang up, don't hang up.

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My name is Sean Hollywood Hamilton.
I'm a radio personality in New York

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City and O K to you.
You're on something called War of the Roses.

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It's a feature that we do on
this station. It's whatever. I

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don't understand. Oh give me,
give me one second, Give me one

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second. You're not on the radio. But later on this afternoon, we're

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gonna put you on the radio.
If only you give us your consent.

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We can't put you on the radio. We're gonna offer you an incentive.

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Do you know a guy named Dave? Why? Well, because Dave gave

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us a call here and wanted us
to give you a call. In fact,

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he's on the line, Dave.
Do you want to say hi?

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I don't know. I've been texting
you. I've been calling you, So

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I figured, why not do that? Nothing to say to you. I

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don't want to text with you or
talk to you. We tried to explain

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that to him. We tried to
explain that to him. You've obviously you've

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moved on, You've moved crazy.
Why am I crazy? When situation Dave

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is crazy? I went on two
dates with you, and it was actually

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three because we have the virtual one. Oh, the virtual one where I

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had no idea you were is it
is it my like? Like? Like?

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Is it my height? My weight? Like? What is it like?

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Why? Like? Like you completely
changed? Okay, well at least

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for being honest, and but you
could have told me that to text or

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or a phone call saying look exactly
exactly listen, I I it was.

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I didn't. I didn't want to
hurt your feelings. When I saw you

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in person, and quite frankly,
it pretty much just came up to my

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chest. I kind of was just, how tall are you, Denise?

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I'm five eight, okay, okay, so he's five four. So was

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it his height that bothered you?
No, you don't mind dating a man

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that's shorter than you? Well not
really? Okay, that's great? Well,

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was it his was it his weight? He's a little he's a little

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happy. But no, Okay,
well, well you are missing quite a

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few teeth. That was a little
whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, come

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again. He must have had some
popped up veneers in his mouth during the

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virtual dates. He had teeth,
but when we met in person, I

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couldn't. I just couldn't. Yeah, well, let me see if we

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can get this straight. David,
you have zero teeth in your mouth.

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Let's no, it's not that I
have zero teeth. I have back teeth.

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So yes, on a virtual date, I did have to pop in

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veneers, but I thought, you
know, let her let's see the real

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me. I'm getting implants literally on
Wednesday. Okay, so like you could

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have if you were a nice person, put in deal, Dave. I

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am a nice person, but I
cannot unsee what I saw. Dave,

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What are you doing showing up to
a date with no teeth? This is

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a joke. My dog I have
a little dog. My mom just passed

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away, so I I inherited her
dog, and the dog ate like the

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fake poping veneers, I didn't have
them. And I don't want to cancel

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the NA because I don't want to
like be your jerky. You're kidding me.

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You can't even write this, like
what waited for the Dennis to put

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in your teeth? Can give them
a shot? Can you give them another

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shot? I taunted by the vision
of a man eating spaghetti with no teeth.

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It was coming all out of your
mouth, all right, bye bye

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bye bye. Oh my god,
I'm happy. I'm getting my teeth on

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Wednesday. I don't care. Then
go on match dot com when you get

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your new teeth. I gotta go.