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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one the Freak and one day I

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didn't mention the last segment too.
The Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson basically said,

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I'm good. I don't really need
to do anything. I'll stay here,

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we'll run it back. Me and
my wife are happy in Detroit.

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So he's not getting a head coaching
job, even though everyone pretty much thinks

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that the commanders were going to give
it to him. So the Washington job

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and the Seattle job still open,
and the big rumors or that dan Quinn

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has interviewed very well with the Washington
commanders and they might be going that route,

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seems weird considering they had Ron Rivera, you had defensive minded head coach,

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and you're reracking. You're probably done
with him anyways, But to bring

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in another defensive minded head coaches a
little wild. But that would mean dan

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Quinn in the division, and that
would mean Kellen Moore in the division.

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So I don't know if that means
anything or not, but that it's interesting.

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At least dan Quinn might be getting
that commander shop. The lines OC

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Ben Johnson and the Texans OC Bobby
Slowick, who people thought might get a

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job. Both were like, I'll
stay and they're gonna stay where they're at

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be oc for another year, and
then we'll get head coach openings in twenty

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twenty five. Might be a lot
of people going, I'll try to get

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the Dallas job in twenty twenty five
or another one that might open up.

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The name that also keeps popping up
his vrabel not getting and he like,

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he's almost like he's not a candidate
for the Washington of the Seattle job.

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Strange. It's kind of strange.
But maybe you see him and you're like,

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I don't know if I want to
be around that guy all the time.

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Might care my biggest head. So
there's that. We'll get into the

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Jason kids Steph at eight. Is
Luca better than Dirk? What he said?

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What it meant? We read into
it a little bit, I think,

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and kind of took over the world
agains the audio but playing on some

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national outlets as well as kind of
funny. But right now we have a

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special guest, so I want to
do this. It's the scuttle butt before

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I bring on our special guest and
we'll play you guys some audio here because

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this happened, well, hold on. I lost it. I had it

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pulled up and then I lost it. Kevin, no hear. So this

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is a live footage in the house. Her name is Courtney Hawk. We're

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about to bring Courtney on the air, but I'm gonna pay nineteen seconds of

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audio. There's a deer in my
kitchen. I don't know what they do.

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You can you can hear the deer
kind of having trouble getting its footing

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on the hardwood floor. And the
voice you heard was Courtney Hawk. Courtney's

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from Spring, Texas, and she
walked into her house and there was a

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deer in the kitchen. Courtney,
Welcome to ninety seven, won the free

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Good morning, Hi wow, Courtney. We're gonna ask you to maybe clean

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up your language a little bit for
radio purposes where you're not in your kitchen

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with a deer. All right,
I can knew that. So what happened?

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Walk us through this? You got
home? Were you getting home from

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work when this happened? What happened? Uh? No? I left my

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house Saturday around five pm. I
went to my boyfriend's for the evening and

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came back the next evening and walked
into my house with some groceries and I

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opened up my door from my garage
into my kitchen and about fifteen pen in

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front of me was just a deer
staring at me inside your home, in

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your kitchen, in my kitchen,
just staring at me like he pays bills.

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Huh ah, you got, I
mean, how the hell does a

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deer get in one's kitchen courtney?
That is exactly what was going through my

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head. I could not figure out
how in the world is this even possible.

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But it turns out a buck had
been chasing it down the street.

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I guess a neighbor I hadn't met
before came over later. He told me

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what she thought, which while he
was outside, which a buck was chasing

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the deer down the street, and
the deer saw my blinds up and just

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cloud through my window. But they
saw the buck chase something else up in

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the other direction, and they thought
it was still the deer. They didn't

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realize the deer was still in my
house, so they didn't call or try

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to, you know, get me
kind of you know, a commerciocy service

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out or anything like that. But
oh, he had just made a new

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home and was moving in Okay,
So Spring Texas is that's a little that's

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is that in between Houston and the
Woodlands. It's just south of the Woodlands.

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Okay, yeah, so there there's
kind of some wooded area down there,

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so it's probably not uncommon to see
deer every now and then. It's

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interesting, do you live Do you
live in more of a rural type of

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area. Are you in a suburban
neighborhood because says kind of running away from

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a buck. Maybe. Oh,
I live right in the middle of the

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suburbs. Lived in this area since
twenty seventeen, and I've never seen a

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deer in my neighborhood. But they
just recently plowed out this little small wooded

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area that was kind of in the
middle of the neighborhood that I think everybody

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just forgot was there until they plow
it. And now we're seeing animals.

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What other animals have you seen?
Well, I say, in my house,

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I am a hermit. I don't
see animals because I don't do the

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outdoor thing. No bobcats or coyotes
or anything like that. I don't put

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in some other neighborhoods. Since surrounding
areas, when they plow out those areas,

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they'll see like the wild hogs and
stuff like that. See, I

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think if people in we're in Dallas, Texas right now, but if you're

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you know, somewhere else and you
hear like a deer in a kitchen in

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Texas, You're like, all right, whatever, it just weird Texas stuff.

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But your straight suburban neighborhood, you've
never seen a deer anywhere around your

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house? Do you did the grocery
bag survive or do those those get instantly

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dropped? Like? How what do
you do in that moment? And I

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guess how long was the damn deer
in there before you said all right,

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I'm least getting the phone out and
taking a video of this. So we

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stared at each other for like a
solid fifteen thirty seconds, just frozen and

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can't And then I shut the door
and I set everything down because I was

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just like, what do I do? When I called my boyfriend who offered

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to come up with his crossbow,
and I found a pharmassier than I wanted

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to deal us. Okay, so
how long before the estimated time of the

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when the deer committed a B and
e to when you walked in on the

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deer hunt? What's that? Now? He was there for almost a full

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twenty four hours. Oh my god, So he lived in your or she?

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She right? It was he.
It was a man deer. So

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the man deer lived in your house
for twenty four hours? What evidence did

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you see of what the deer had
been doing to occupy his time? Once

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you know, you were able to
get the deer out. We'll get to

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that in a moment. But when
you kind of surveyed the situation, all

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right, so where did this deer
go? Did he were there leavings in

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the house? Did he try to
watch TV? Were you missing sandwiches?

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Yeah? I was so terrified,
Like it was a full almost a full

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twenty four hours. It had to
have had some sort of excrement somewhere,

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but I have not found anything of
the sort, and I would imagine that

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maybe the buck chasing it probably scared
a lot of that out of it.

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And then it went almost twenty four
hours with no fitter water. Wow,

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I think I got pretty lucky on
that front. You might have saved the

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deer's life by showing up when you
did. Starved today, he got himself

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pretty good jumping through the window.
And so there's blood smeared all over my

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couch. It looks like she had
a nice little relaxing weekend on the couch.

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I laid down on the couch.
So did you call animal Oh by

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the way, this is Courtney Hawk
from Spring, Texas and she's calling in

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because a deer broke into her house
and she walked in on it, staring

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at her in the kitchen. Tell
me you really did about fifteen seconds you

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two just stared at each other.
Oh, we did. I was just

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processing. I was like, what
am I seeing? That's a funny visual.

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Okay, So it didn't what I
had, like, truly, I

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was deer in the headline. So
you get your phone out, you capture

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some video. But then what did
you call nine to one one? Did

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you quick google? I googled for
about five seconds to figure out if there

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was animal control or anything like that. I just kept seeing private numbers.

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And it was a Sunday evening.
I like private businesses, and I was

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like, nobody's coming out on a
Sunday evening. So I just I called

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nine one one Panics and I was
like, I don't know if this is

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an emergency, but I don't know
what to do. Yeah, I think

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that's fair and they can they can
transport you over to where you're going with

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the animal control. So animal controls
shows up when and what are you doing

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while you're waiting on animal control to
show up? I got back in my

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car and back into the driveway and
shut my garage and just waited for them

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to show up. And they actually
they sent a constable at first, and

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then the constable ultimately ended up calling
another constable and then they still couldn't get

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it. They ended up calling a
livestock officer who came out with a tranquilizer

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gun. But in the meantime,
it was it was the first constable going

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in and opening up the front door
in the back door and trying to use

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his baton to kind of like get
around different walls to get it to kind

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of go in the other direction towards
the door, and it just went right

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around the couch instead and went into
my master bedroom and into my bathroom.

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And that's where all the chaos happened
for the next two hours. Oh my

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god. So once they got the
deer out, would you consider that the

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deer was a I don't know,
a good house guest or was there a

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lot of destruction in the home.
Oh, he's not invited back, Absolutely

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not invited back. Yeah. Watching
the video after himself, it's wild.

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Once he's tranked and he's kind of
just kind of weird. They're kind of

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they were kind of dragging him on
your carpet on its back, and then

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they lift him lift. Your friend
drinks too much at the club and you

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have to drag him out of there, being transported out. That is what

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it looked like. So everyone's safe. Everything good? Are you? You

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and your boyfriend thinking about maybe moving
in now? You probably don't want to

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live alone anymore. You need that
crossbow nearby under your pillow. Well,

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the crossbow would be handy. I
don't think he wants to live to wildlife,

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So I think this is a strong
argument for moving in another direction.

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Oh you heard it here first,
folks. Yeah, we'll probably take a

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different side of town. I think, Oh, that's gotcha. He lives

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in he inside our six ten loop
is what they call in the loop,

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and living inside the loop, everybody
has kind of a more urban life there,

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more you know, walkability, all
of that, just more fun stuff.

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And so he calls this the country
side anyway, And I have now

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officially had lost all all debating power
in that fight there and trying to prove

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that it's not the country side.
Yeah, it's the country side. Well,

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Courtney, do us a favor.
We're trying to get syndicated in Houston.

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So tell all your friends about ninety
seven won the freak up in Dallas.

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Just nice people who are just talking
about all the things that matter in

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life, you know, like this, this is our story of the day.

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Courtney's funny. She's got funny quotes
and some of these things. She's

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making the best of it. Yeah, for sure, we appreciate you jumping

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on, Courtney. Stay very safe. Okay, Sorry, the Astros suck.

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Oh you had to do that.
I'm glad the Rangers finally got one

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chair the phone. You get out
of here, take care. Is there

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anything you want to know about us? No, y'all's been great. Nope,

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all right, haven't going Courtney.
Thank you for your time. By

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Courtney Hawk from Hawk's her last name
too. Living with a deer and the

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deer and she walks in holding grocery. Incredible, what are you doing?

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What are you doing here? What's
in the bad? Are you doing it?

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The deer just taking one of her
salt shakers and just turned it and

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straightened it up. Yeah, and
tighten up the flore deer blood all over

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a couch suburbs though, has never
seen a deer. So the now that

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it's in your kitchen. So the
buck was chasing the Fonda. I'm just

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gonna say, it looks small,
but you can tell it's not a huge

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like a big hunting for you.
Yeah, and it went upstairs into the

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bathroom, is that what she said? And it was in there for two

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hours and you can't see it's got
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Don't you always wonder like whether a
fly or a bee gets in your

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house whatever, or a deer,
like it's like one in a million that

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you're gonna get him out the front
door, like out the way they came.

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Now, deer might see daylight and
that would be logical, makes sense

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for him to run out. But
like a giant fly or a bug,

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like they ain't figuring this out.
But think about this, like the deer

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has never been inside a house before. It does it know what a door

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is or where to go? You
know, it doesn't know the lay of

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the But then again, the deer
had twenty four hours to Yeah, to

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do some surveillance down Zillow and look
at the floor plan. Everyone in our

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audience, though, is just imagining, though, like their routine of getting

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off from work, taking there's there's
stuff in because you're not really thinking about

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much, you know, it's just
routine. Keys go here and then just

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locking eyes with a deer in your
kitchen. That's beautiful. Squaring off with

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a huge mammal is nuts awesome.
If the deer's looking at her, it

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is just like a sig dangling from
his little mouth. Where have you been

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been looking for? You? You
deer? Sitting on the couch watching Pirates

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Home Groceries Pirates A harrowing ordeal from
a real textan thank you, Thank you,

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Cortney. I saw that story and
I said, you know what,

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let's track her down a sap.
This guy, you're an animal of bastin

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right now. But guys, i'd
like to transition to another story. Okay,

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by the way, I'm Kevin Turner. It's Danny Bayless, it's Mike's

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roying. JJ Jackson eight thirty at
Dingu's Morning News. Got another guest at

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nine ten and come up at eight
we'll discuss some of the comments. Jason

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Kidd said, what that all means? Maybe it means a little more than

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just the surface level is Luca,
But what he said on our show,

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he said it it went national.
It went international less than twenty four hours

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ago on Sports Center, on every
damn show, every website had it.

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Everywhere I turned, people were talking
about the freak national. It's kind of

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it's well, a little true that
reaction too, right, what's up?

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We had the like, yeah,
the peak fundance. Oh yeah, yeah,

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we'll play some of that. It's
kind of funny. But I'm gonna

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play this here in JJ kreek up. My attitude is I'm we'll play another

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clip here. A Brazilian woman was
arrested on charges of wildlife trafficking because police

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discovered one one hundred and thirty poisonous
frogs in her luggage. Always love these

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Columbia. Yeah, they they found
the frogs hidden in film canisters. Just

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so odd thing to carry them in
and they film I'm imagining like little bitty

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film canisters. The middle millimeters,
yes, like the size of the like

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smaller than the small pringles can Yeah. The frogs appeared to be dehydrated and

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stressed. So they're at the airport
going through when they they found her.

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And this is some of the audio
that surfaced online from that, these dehydrated

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and stressed out frogs observer. I
need juice. I'm sorry, hydrated Jesus

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crush Bench just kissed me. I'm
really a prince on the inside. God,

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Kevin run What the prince think of
shoe? Oh? Wow? Weird?

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Why did you make us do that? I didn't make anyone do anything

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that we don't understand. But when
I suggested it, when I suggested it,

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I will say Mike and Danny knew
no details of the story, and

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the first reaction was, I'm not
doing that. We don't want to do

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that. We don't want to follow
your instructions to talk into your phone and

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sound like dehydrated frog. Just sound
like a thirsty frog. It'll be it'll

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be good. Then it takes us
twelve seconds say I'm gonna shoot, and

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Danny starts making it a horny frog
and to take long to go there?

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Did it? Never? Does it? Ever? Does? I think it's

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a serious story? Gys, Yeah, it is the protection of animals and

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not illegally transporting them is a very
serious so why are we illegally transporting one

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hundred and thirty poisonous frogs. Well, it's because they're poisonous, mind you

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know why because you can get high
from licking them. Yeah this say.

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These are called harlequin frogs, also
known as clown frogs. And then they're

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the green ones who have kind of
red and white spots on them. Yeah,

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they can fetch up to one thousand
dollars each on the black market.

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That's amazing. How many did she
have? One hundred? She had one

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hundred thousand dollars worth. Yeah,
that's why we're transporting these nsa thirty thousand

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dollars. What have they bought for
just because they're exotic and rare or because

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people want to them? Because the
frog's skin produces a highly toxic poison that's

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strong enough to kill small animals.
Back in the day, indigenous people used

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to coat the tips of their arrows, yes, with a poison from these

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con frogs. They would dip their
shoot the deer in the left hip.

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It kills the deer. Yep,
if it's in your kitchen. Yeah.

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They also used to dip their arrows
in feces, so if you got shot

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with a bow and arrow, you'd
get like, yeah, you get infected.

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Did you know that? No?
I didn't know that? Yuck?

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Is that? Is that the most
feces ken? It's usually things on the

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black market are not like highly expensive. Is that the most expensive fetching on

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the black market we've seen? What
is that? The articles that they can

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fetch up to a thousand dollars each
on the black market? Din't you fetch

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like a human kidney on the black
market? It's worth more than a grand

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heavy? Yeah, keV, I'm
not a big fetcher to be sorry,

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big you're I'm never sure when Kevin
poses a question to you and me that

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if he's being serious or he's trying
to set himself up for a mid joke,

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a mid level joke that he'll repeat
that's written on his sheet. You

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guys are the fetchers on this show, not me. Well, birthdays,

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birthdays, No, I'm doing them
later, I told you, damn it.

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Skydiver skydiving Man Colorado man's skydiving thirty
six and his parachute failed to deploy.

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He went full Trevor on Fresh Prince. Anyone, Oh, people that

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are in their thirties are laughing,
Yeah, we need to laugh. I

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love you, Hillary, go watching
on TV. Hilarious. The men are

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laughing and we can't hear. The
man has not been publicly identified, so

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no backup shooting. I was like
Dowey. He hasn't been identified. He

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smushed into the ground, he disintegrated, he turned to dust. That's sad.

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It is terribly sad. And don't
play audio of him. I mean

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they he was on a plane.
Yeah, they know who they have up

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in the plane. I imagine they
can identify who this is. My question

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is does the how do you go? Because they didn't say if he was

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obviously he wasn't a tandem because it
would have been two deaths. How do

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you know that he didn't just do
the right thing? Or is the parachute

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company getting sued? Like to me, that opens up just kinds of whose

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fault is it? Though you would
need to knowing that circumstance. I don't

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know, Kevin. There's a lot
of people that will elevate their risk of

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death to do fun stuff, and
I call this dying of natural causes.

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You can't get sued for anything when
it comes to skydiving. Well, I

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think if you're on a tandem jump. Yes you can, if you're with

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a beginner with a company. I
imagine there's some way to do it.

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You don't think that they're signing clipboard
clipboards full of waivers. That's they get

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on that thing. I don't know
that's the answer, full speed smush into

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terra firm a. If a lawyer
cares much about whatever waiver you sign,

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I don't know, man, I
don't know the power. I don't understand

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the power of waivers. I mean, they used to make you sign waivers

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just to ride with me in a
van and takes his motor Does that really

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matter if you doesn't make sense.
If you to a baseball game, the

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back of the ticket says flying objects
may be dangerous, but if you get

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in the hit in the face with
a foul ball, you could still sue

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teams and stadiums and Major League Baseball. Guy tried to fight me and my

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brother one time because he my brother
hit this guy older gentleman hit him run

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in the face. What t shot
and his playing partner tried to fight us,

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and I was like, you told
us to play through. It's yeah,

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my brother hit a horrible tea shot, but you told us to play

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through. You waved us forward,
and now you want to fight, just

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like I'm trying to help your buddy
who's bleeding. You assume the risk when

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he signed up to play eighteen holes
today, you assume the risk that something

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bad could happen. I'm sorry.
If you make it through this life to

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like seventy eight, you were so
lucky. So much stuff lying around.

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Oh my god. The fact that
we get in cars every day, that's

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the big somehow can make it into
late middle age, a shock faith in

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humanity, the fact that there's not
way more car accidents and rage because it's

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all of us. That's all of
us represented. It's just like society out

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there on the roads. Everyone thinks
differently, as different you know, politically,

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all this stuff, but that's the
we have to work together out there,

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and it's a fair representation of society, proving that ninety nine percent of

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people are are good. And look, the vast majority of the people that

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are in cars right now are on
one percent autopilot and totally distracted. Whether

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they're listening to the downbeat music,
thinking about what they're gonna do tonight,

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thinking about an argument they got in
with their wife. This morning. And

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by above all, every human being
that is driving right now has their damn

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phone in front of their face.
I cannot see anybody driving on the road

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that is not looking at their phone
all the time. Yeah, it really

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bugs me all the time. Now, if you're looking at a map,

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as a wise man once told me
to do, could that's a little different.

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But man, when you see someone
that caught it at they're left lane

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going slow and they're just texting away. Uck, I flash my lights,

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I honk. You wave a gun
at them? No, I don't wave,

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I don't brand it, don't even
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out there that have weaponry right,
raging albeit something that happens is very very

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rare, and I feel like that
is laughing at that's a good hat tip

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to society. We can do it. We can work together. I'm saying,

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in spite of all of those things, we still the vast majority.

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But people make it to work every
day and they live ninety nine point nine.

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They shouldn't. Good people, good
people. We're good people. Don't

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believe all the division. We're all
okay, we work together on the roads

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anonymously every day. We can do
it well. Let's do it. National

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media was all over our nuts yesterday. You take your pill yet? Yeah,

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you can get it. Oh I
didn't. That was staring at me

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like that deer was looking at Courtney. Okay, coming up next? Is

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Luca better than Dirk? We've got
our thoughts. We were all over to

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the national media yesterday. We got
the audio to prove it. Let's have

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some fun next. On ninety seven
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