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money back guarantee. You guys might be noticing that I'm alone. I was
supposed to do this episode with Official Joey C. He did an episode or
a video on Missus Doubtfire earlier this year. But we went to a haunted
house in October and he embarrassed me by being scared and crying, and I
was like, you are affecting my really masculine image, and I fired him
from the show. So I guess I'm doing this solo. Oh I could
do this episode with you, Tody. Oh, some young lady has wandered
into the store. I'm sorry, who are you, madam? I thought
I told you, No, you did not tell me your name. What
is your name? Oh, it's uh Missus joe E. You see,
Missus Joey C. Missus Joey C. Yes, well, it's nice to
beat you. Missus Joey C. I assume that's short for Johannah. We
have another Johannah on this show. Wow. Interesting, I wouldn't know.
Yeah, she also is married. Uh well, Missus Joey C. Yes,
are you familiar with the film Missus Doubtfire. Oh of course I love
this movie. What a wonderful, wonderful film. Used to watch it all
the time as a child. Well, I'm glad you're here, Missus Joey
C. Yeah, so let's talk about Missus Doubtfire this. Uh, speaking
of lashing all the time as a child, I feel like I feel like
you're kind of close in age to me, Missus Joey C. I assume,
of course. I feel like This's a big part of our childhood.
This movie. It was pretty big. Yeah, it played all the time.
Yeah. Uh. It was funny because this is on Disney Plus and
I'm like, is this a Disney film? And then I realized it's the
twentieth century Fox film. So I had the same reaction. I was like,
oh, you told me to watch it, And I was like,
all right, boy, better go look up where it's playing. I was
like, Disney Plus, is this a is miss I told you to watch
this? I thought I'd just bet you. For the first time. This
was I must have got my dates confused. I'm a scientist here. Oh
okay, anyways, I looked it up and thought, boy, is Missus
Doubtfire a Disney princess Tony because that's what it sounds like. You know,
I'd buy it. Everyone's a Disney princess, apparently including me. Sure Missus
Joey se uh yeah. So I remember seeing this in the theater, if
you can believe it, that's wild. I was just thinking, like,
what are the earliest movies I can remember? And I think like nineteen ninety
three is like around when I my brain turned on and formed memories because I
remember seeing Jurassic Park. I remember seeing this, but going further, I'm
pretty sure I remember seeing Aladdin in theaters. I would have to look up
like nineteen ninety two movies to see what else I might have seen. That's
wild. Yeah, that's like right now, that's the earliest theater experience I
can remember. But yes, I remember seeing this, I believe, with
my cousins, my little sister who had no idea what was going on,
uh, just like one and we all had a good time. And we've
had a great time since then, watching it on VHS and DVV and it
was on TV all the time. I don't know if they play this too
often. I know it's on Disney Plus. But I don't really hear this
one talked about too much these days, No, I do, as you
mentioned Joey c earlier, Yeah, did do a video on the horrifying nature
of Missus Doudfire, And that is the only latest thing that I've seen.
Yeah, recently, I feel like there's multiple reasons for why were not allowed
to like this movie these days. So I was like, you know what,
it's actually been a really long time since I've seen me too. I
know I was, I was told not by you, of course, but
by somebody else to watch this. I assume mister c husband he passed away
about eight years ago. Oh he did. Oh wow, that's a shame.
And we were on vacation in Hawaii and he got crushed by a volcanic
rock. Wow, missus showy see if you don't mind me asking, what
was your husband's name? Ah? It was Brotherhood of the Wolf Sea.
Was that a family name, Yes, it's a it's a very historic name.
Oh well, I wish he was here with us right now to talk
about Missus doubt Fire anyway. Yes, this is directed by Chris Columbus.
Oh, classic guy who I think did Home Alone. Yeah, so Chris
Columbus directs. It was written by two people who have gone on to become
producers. I saw. I'm sure their names were on the back of the
of course. And this is based off a book or a short story or
some kind of story called Madam doubt Fire, which is wild because we always
we always talk about like Hollywood is an original anymore, but even back then
it was like ripping off short stories. I think it wasn't adaptation. I
think it's okay if this is like the first adaptation of this one story.
I think it gets a little bit of leeway. There was I saw in
two thousand and three like a French TV adaptation called Madame Doubt Fire. That's
why I might have to we might have to hunt that. Oh for sure,
we should hunt that one down. If you become a regular Missus joeysh
of course, yes, yes, yeah, uh starring Robin Williams classic and
Sally Field uh and a bunch of other people, one in particular who ended
up being a really big star after this. Now, Missus Joey C.
Since we do have the tape, I keep meaning to do this every episode.
This is a show, by the way, on the internet. Oh
yeah, hello Internet. Are you used to being on the internet? No,
no, no never, I've never been on the interwebs before. Have
you been on camera? Only when I'm sorry, I can't hold it in
Brotherhood of the Wolf Sea used to film me. I'm sorry, I just
can't do it. I'm sorry, film you're doing what house housework had a
weird hobby? Okay, anyway, would you do the honors of reading the
back of the box, I will thank you, very good reader. How
far would an ordinary father go to spend more time with his children. I
don't know Daniel Hillard Robin Williams is no ordinary father. So when he learns
his ex wife Sally Fields, needs a housekeeper, he applies for the job
with the perfect wig and a little makeup and a dress for all occasions.
He becomes Missus doubt Fire, a devoted British nanny who is hired on the
spot, free to be the woman he never knew he could be. The
disguised Daniel creates a whole new life with his entire family. Outrageous, hilarious,
and often touching, Robin Williams makes the box office hit a film to
be watched again and again. Baby man. Remember back in the day where
this could be like a box office hit, like most talked about movie of
the year. Now it's like people were shocked that Barbie and Oppenheimer are like
big films because in the last like ten years, it's just been like franchises
yep, which Barbie will be a franchise, but yeah, but like it's
just been like Marvel, what's the biggest movie theyre Marvel yep, Marvel,
Star Wars, Marvel, Jurassic bar He's like, oh, yeah, back
then. Well it's a good point minus stress Park nine tinety three of course.
But like back then, it's like, oh yeah, a movie like
this could be like the most talking about watch movie of that year. Yep,
we'll never see those days again, I know, sad, So yeah,
I think we should just get right into this movie. I think.
So thirty years was it thirty years? Thirty years? You told me thirty,
so I hope it's yes, it's thirty because Drassa Park also had its
thirtieth Wow. And I went to Universal Studios and I did a little video
on the main channel, which should have just been a flog on Patreon because
fucking no one watched that video. But if you want to watch that video,
it's on the main channel. Uh. Yes. So movie starts off
figure oh figure, oh figure, oh figure. No no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
We meet Daniel Proba Williams, who is a voice actor. And look,
I get the whole nineties anti smoking thing because that was jammed down our
throats. Uh and it worked. I never smoked cigarettes. You never smoked
now, of course, never because of this movie. In fact, oh
good, good, good good. Yeah, mister Brotherhood of the Wolf Sea
did that's that's what killed him. But he was given a couple of months
to live and then as you know, the volcanic rock. Oh wow,
it was very tragic. You know, he got a second chance at life
and cigarettes skills, folks, cigarettes kill, cigarette skill. If he had
not almost died the first time, he wouldn't have went to Hawaii, That's
right, because he was like, you know, you only live one Oh
well, poor guy. Anyway, Uh, I can't remember a lot of
cartoons at the time that had smoking in them. No, And plus the
cartoon that they were showing in the movie looks older. Yeah, it looks
like a nineteen fifties car. Yeah. That was the weird thing because I
remember watching this as a kadoy, like oh, because I was watching Looney
Tunes reruns, not knowing they were reruns, just thinking they were just modern
cartoons. So yeah, looking back at this, I'm like, that cartoon
looks way too oldailed for this time period. And also like, like,
sure there was smoking when you would watch reruns, but like a lot of
newer stuff, I don't remember a lot of smoking in there. But he
goes on a whole anti smoking thing. And by the way, like if
this came out now, right wing YouTubers would be like, Ah'm trying to
force some kind of anti smoking agenda. Movie just starts up with this clear
agenda attacking people who smoke, and they would have a million videos. But
then the left wing would also have a bunch of videos about his Gandhi accent.
Yeah, oh yeah, big time. It's like, if you want
serious, go do Gandhi And then he does the Gandhia act. Didn't have
got to do one time, got to do. So he quits his job,
dude, which is wild because that town must be filled to the brim
with talent because Robin Williams was killing it and the youth and the guy was
like, I'll never call you back, and he's like, good, see
you later. But it's like, probably you had the script. You was
in there. Yeah, that's that's a good point. The script. He
knew what was in there, Like, yeah, what's what's why this agenda
here? Why would you make the decision last minute? So stupid? He's,
as we learn in this film, he is full of bad decisions.
He makes. He makes one at the end that I went, Yeah,
of course this guy would do that anyway. We'll get to that one.
So, yeah, he quits his job like an idiot. He meets his
kids outside of school and he's like, oh, his kids. Lydia played
by Lisa Jacob from Independence Day, Yep and other things. Chris played by
Matthew Lawrence, was he what's his face's brother? On Boy Mets World?
I don't think so. I could be wrong about that. It's been about
twenty years. Was on that uh Power Rangers rip off the show though.
Samurai yea cyber Samurai. I still have some of the toys somewhere. That's
amazing. And of course Mara Wilson as Natalie. Yes, it's for Matilda
and whatever other movie she was in. So he throws a party for his
son and they're like, Mom said no parties. You did bad on your
report card. He's like, don't worry, Mom, won't be here for
four hours. I'm gonna hire a goddamn petting zoo on short notice to hang
out on our front area. It's a really nice house, but it's on
like kind of like a tight street on a hill. That's gotta be like
a four million dollar house. Yeah. Yeah, that house is ridiculous,
Like even back then that would have been a pricey house. Insane. What
the fuck does she do for work again? Some kind of designer or yeah,
like interior designer or something. Yeah, and it's weird because the cop
is sitting on the corner like for the wife to get home when the dad
is inside. Yeah, like he could have just knocked on the door and
been like, man, you can't be doing that. Oh yeah, that's
the thing that the fucking neighbor rats them out. Oh yep. But yeah,
but before they're ratted out, Miranda sally Field is in her office talking
and then Martin Mule shows up for a cameo yep, like Colonel Mustard and
Jean Parmesan. Uh yeah. He lets Miranda know that stud dune Meyer wants
to work with her, and she's like, oh these Stuart dun Meyer,
Oh my god. Uh yeah. Then she gets a call and she ruins.
Everyone's a good time. This party was a little ridiculous, I'm sorry
to her credit, Like the cops had to be called and they were like
the dad is and he just got fired that day or quit. You can't
quit and then throw your son the biggest party in the world with like live
animals just running amok. I don't know where the handler is during most of
this. Yeah, what was up with d And all the child are hanging
from the chandeliers? Yeah, and I'm like, dude, where's the supervision
here? Man? Well, the one adult is just yeah, where are
the other pair? That's what I'm saying. I don't remember a lot of
parents just going like, yes, young kid go unattended to the party.
I'm like, there would be some adults there, come on. Yeah,
the kid is swinging from the chandelier. Dan is on the table dancing.
He is doing some fresh movies. Yes, Oh my good lord. Did
you ever see the movie Toys with Robin Williams. God, we might neither
revisit. That's a class. I used to watch a movie a lot,
and as I got older, I'm like, this movie is terrible. Yeah,
and yet I can't stop watching it. It's so good. You ever
see the first trailer for that movie? No, it's just Robin Williams and
like a field and a grass field, Uh, just doing like voices and
sound effects. At one point he's like, it's like Toys in the Hood
and he does like a rap. Oh my goodness, most terrible. Well,
it's like toys in the hood anyway. Sally feels just like, oh
my god, this is awful. And she's like, look at this,
but it is a And he's like, I would have cleaned him before he
got there. I'm like, yeah, there's a horse in the living room.
Yeah, what do you mean? What the fuck? He does?
Suck? I can't believe she's been putting up with it for this many years.
That's what I'm saying. He's like a couples who don't get along stay
with each other for a long time, but this is too much. They
are polar opposites. Yes, uh, but yeah, She's basically like,
this is the way. Like the yelling was really good, Yeah it was.
The yelling was kindest. Have you ever heard like a couple like parents
arguing and stuff like, Oh, that's kind of It was weird to see
Robin Williams like actually yell like that because you rarely see him like in this
era do like serious acting and stuff, and and especially in a movie like
this, it's odd to see him like yeaell. It gave me flashbacks of
my own father. He was just yelling, yes, yelling, yelling at
you, yes, with lawnmowers. You know, my friend Joey c his
dad yelled at him and really played with lawnmowers. Wow, he sounds very
manly. That's weird that your dad would do that to you, a young
lady. Oh it was. It was a misunderstanding. I didn't put my
nail polished container away and oh okay, so he yelled at you for that.
It got a little messy. I don't know why dad would care followed
a couple of polypockets and I'm sorry, but let's get back to this.
So yeah, they're like screaming at each other, and she's basically like,
I'm done. I want a divorce. He's like, what, why would
you possibly want to leave my terminally unemployed Yeah? Uh, totally doesn't listen
to you and trashes the house. Husband like, why would you want to
leave all this? So yeah, I like that. He goes over to
his brothers Harvey Firestein, oh, which I really love seeing Harvey Firestein.
Uh, and he's basically like, what did he say to him? Oh?
By the way, his brother's a makeup artist, yes, very good
makeup art artists, and his husband is also a makeup artist, and I
know that was legal back then. I guess San Diego is just ahead of
everyone. Are they in San Francisco? They're in San Francisco. She says
San Diego zoo at some point, but yeah, I think they are in
San Francisco. Uh, but yeah, he tells him like, uh,
it's gonna blow over. It doesn't blow over. Cut to them in court,
Miranda gets soul custody. Uh, but the judge has a little bit
of leeway. He's like, no, this is temporary. Get yourself a
job and a place, and then three months will reevaluate. I'm like,
that's actually pretty reason. I was gonna say that, that's just like that
sounds very reasonable to me, Like, like, right now, I know
it's kind of hard to find play, but he did have a brother he
technically could have stayed with. Yeah, so that was an option. But
uh yeah, I mean three months. It's annoying, but you could do
it. And he yeah, uh so he should just work really hard and
find a place to rent. I do like him telling the kids like it
wasn't their fault for the break. Yeah, that was kind of sweet,
actually, yeah, because that is a lesson that like young kids should because
I've heard that with my kids. They're like, wasn't I felt like it
was my fault? It's like that would be your fault. Yeah, literally,
it even makes sense, you idiot, That's what I say to those
kids. Of course, I'm a counselor in my spirit. Oh that's that's
good. You really? Yeah, I counsel children, And they're like,
is it my fault? I'm like, no, what are you fucking stupid?
What the hell? Such a good counselor? I ah, I am.
I am. I'm great with kids and babies. Babies never cry around
me. When they do, I just shake them a little. Oh that's
good. If you would like to hire me from my babysitting services movies at
the at the thousand dollars tier, I babysit your kids for a moment.
But yeah, that's a good lesson that kids should know. Polly Holiday,
it was flow. She plays Gloria, his court liaison. Yes, and
she has to check on him. What do you call it, like every
every Friday or something like every Monday and Friday. Yeah, or Monday,
at least Monday. I know that she apparently was unaware of that he was
a voice actor or that voice acting exists, because he goes on like a
whole montage of his voices and she like doesn't understand. She's like, that's
a job. Yeah. That scene was weird because you very rarely see like
cuts like that in like full movies. I think they just let him go.
They're like, Robin, just do your thing. Yeah, I think
so too. It was really jarring at first because like you always see like
it'll cut back to like the lady and then it'll cut back to him and
he's doing something else. But it was like just legit cuts. Yeah,
and that was kind of unique. I don't see that too often a movie.
I do. Like she's just like she like calls bout like you think
that you think you're funny, and he's like, I you know, I
thought I did, but you really you proved me wrong today. That was
a great line. His delivery is really good on it too. He's like,
hey, you really prove me wrong. I really thought I did.
And she's just straight like stone face the whole time. Uh. Okay,
so this was weird. He gets a job for a network and he says
I'm the actor, but then they they show him his job and it's shipping
film containers. Yeah, I thought that he was just like he got like
a lead somewhere and he was like, oh, I'm whatever whatever the actor
and then he's and then the guy was like, all right here, you're
gonna ship him? And what does he say, like the ship them?
Yeah? Like any questions, He's like any questions? Yeah, I thought
that was are I'm like, how did you not know that that was your
job going into It was before the internet. Oh yeah. Miranda meets up
with Stu Yes and Stu is Pierce Brosenian. Speaking of videos that don't get
a lot of views, my first two Piers Brosden James Bond's I wish they
did better. That's a shame because I love Pierce Brosnan. Well, I
love GoldenEye too, And we did GoldenEye and this year I did Tomorrow Never
Dies, which is my favorite James Bond film of all time. Really yeah,
Wow, what's your favorite GoldenEye or here's a hot take. Actually,
I'm gonna say this, I like it more than GoldenEye. Die Another Day
for sure, love that one. Well, I'll invite Joey c back in
No No no, no, but I'm just you might not become a regular
missus Jo after that statement. Anyway, let's uh, let's talk about a
good Pierce Rosden movie. She kind of falls head over heels with him,
so apparently they had a past. Yes, they might have been together briefly,
she Robby Williams, the guy's a stud man. Yeah, or they
grew apart, maybe they weren't, maybe they didn't break up or anything.
But he kind of like got the job with her to basically reunite, which,
considering what else happens to her in this movie, not as creepy as
some other things, but still a little I get it. I respect the
move. It's a little weird, but I get it. Uh. Yeah,
she's just like so attracted to him because it's Pierce fucking Brosden. Why
wouldn't you be a fucking fox man. Now you're a young lady, would
you go for Peers, Prosian, super foxy, even modern Piers bro Yeah?
Have you seen him? It's great? Have you seen his wife?
You might need to hit the gym a little less. I perhaps I shall.
Yeah, good on him, I agree, people shot on him for
that. I'm like, No, he's actually alone. I saw a meme
where it was like true love doesn't like see like figures or whatever, and
it's just it's beautiful to see. I hope one day I find another love,
like mister Brotherhood of the Wolf Sea. I don't know why you looked
over there. Oh no, I was just checking my neck was oh okay,
okay. So Dan has a place and a job. He just needs
to finish unpacking. You know, we'll be set by the way throughout this
film, but kind of shitting on his apartment, I'm like, that's a
nice apartment, dude. It literally is. It's like a really nice apartment.
The ceiling's really high. He's got a nice big living room, big
bedroom. Yeah, a closed kitchen, Like what the fuck? They really
tried to fuck up the set as much as possible. Yeah, I'm just
like the shinies food containers. Those are really it was nice in that My
last apartment. My last apartment was pretty nice, minus the heat not working
in the past. You know, it's not the more fun than the dead
of winter and not being able to be in my living room because it's so
fucking cold. Anyway, Uh, his place is nice, Yeah, messy,
but nice. Big best and everyone walks in there like, oh what
I shit hole. I'm like, all right, let's relax. He just
moved in, you assholes. The older daughter isn't helping. She's kind of
being mean to him, and they're eating Chinese food and they're all just look
kind of sad. He does kind of screw up. I talk a bat
about the mom yeah, and then little Matilda's like, you want mommy to
die? Oh yeah, she wants her to get like dysentery or something.
Yeah, you don't do that split up couples. Best line in this entire
scene was when Little Matilda lady was like, uh, you're gonna think good
thoughts about mommy, and he goes, yeah, I'll think really good things.
She's a princess. Yeah, she's a princess. It's so good.
But then Miranda show up and tries to get the kids out early, and
he's like, no, no, no, we still have an hour.
You're my goddamn kids too. And then she walks in and she's like,
I don't have time for this, give me my kids, and I'm like,
okay. You seemed reasonable at first, but Sally Field's character does some
shitty things like that. It's like stop it, yeah, stop it,
stop it. I was on your side, but then you said my kids,
like no, yeah, really bothered me there, Miranda. She's like,
look, I have a lot of things to do. I need to
give a thing to the paper for a housekeeper. And he's like, oh,
can I look at that? And he offers his services and she's like
no, you literally had a literally had a farm in our house, Like
you destroyed our house. Like fuck, you go to hell. Uh.
But he sees what they're paying and whatnot, and he like fucking scribbles.
He like changed the phone number, which I so I try to do this
exercise in real life. Yeah, I wrote out my phone number or I
wrote out another phone number, and I was like, okay, how could
I change this to my phone number? No, he doesn't change it to
his number? Oh does he just just changes it? Oh that makes it
way easier. I was like, he re routed the calls to his but
yeah, that makes sense because it never it's always him calling. Yeah I
gotcha, Yeah I got you. Yeah. So he uh, he comes
up with this idea to be their housekeeper. Yeah. And then he goes
to his brother and says, make me a woman. This brother is very
excited for it. Could you make me a woman, honey, I'm so
happy. Before that, he just starts calling her yeah and pretends, oh
yeah, he calls and pretends to be the worst people ever. I didn't
get this one. I don't know why Sally Field would hang up the phone
here when he goes I don't work with males because I used to be one.
I don't know why she would. No, I don't. I don't
get that either. What's theca like the joke here? Because it's clearly they're
pretending to be a woman calling saying I used to be a male, and
Sally feels like eh, And I'm like, I didn't get that. I
don't get that joke. Interesting, Yeah, neither do I I know,
maybe it's dated. I didn't get it. Uh, but yeah, he
just keeps calling. It's pretending to be like assholes other than the one that
he did, which we don't get of course. And this is my question.
So Miranda's been with him for at least fourteen years. She can't recognize
any of these fucking voices from her voice acting husband. Yeah, he's definitely
done some of these voices around the house. For sure. That's just silly.
Come on, it's kind of her fault. Yeah, you know,
this is like when I used to do Choker Fan two seven nine, an
whole character not allowing on the show. He would get canceled these days,
I'm surprised to get canceled back then. Me too. But that's like the
girl I was with at the time, If I like called her now with
the Joker fan voice, she would be like, Oh, it's Tony,
it's you. I'd be like, oh, but that's not like it'd be
like, no, it's I've heard that voice a million times. I know
that's you. So yeah, her being like who are these people? It's
like, how do you not fucking know? Yeah? I did, like
the one I am Job, I am John, I am Job, I
am job. Then he calls us a British nanny yep, and uh.
He gives the whole backstory and everything really impresses her, and then she's like,
what's your name? And he needn't come up with a name. He's
an actor who came up with the backstory, but not a name for their
character. Come on, bullshit, every character has a name. Yeah,
it's a weird name for them. To even pick, but I like that
He moves the newspaper and the article, not looking at the writer of the
article's name. He looks at the article and goes, my name is missus.
And then the article says police doubt fire was accidental. So there was
like an arson story, which I want to know more about. Did they
ever solve that? Arsenal? I don't think so. Was was she was?
Is this in the same world as Backdraft? This is happening at the
same time as my backdraft? It might be. Man, Look, I
know I see the movie, but not enough to make more jokes about it.
But I did like Backdraft back in the day. I should really give
it another chance. Was he Was this happening the same time as fire Storms
starring that football commentator, which we have a copy of somewhere. Do I
have that on set? No? I don't anyway, I had the copy
somewhere, but anyway, uh yeah, So he settles on missus a doubt
fire, don't fire? I beg your pardon, don't fire? Do you?
I would not fall for such a fake name. No, and you
wouldn't fall for that bit anytime. No, No, Missus, Joe,
Sorry, I called you Joey C. This is joe Oh thank you.
Yeah, sorry, yeah, I I would not fall for that. No,
no, because I'm a smart guy. Yeah, I'm a smart guy.
I mean Miranda, Miranda has a lady brain. Sh'll fall for it.
But I bet you, mister Brotherhood of the wolf Sea never would would
never fall for no. No, no. He was very smart, very
smart. Yeah. Yeah. Then you know he hires his brother to make
him a woman. They test out different stuff, but it is a fun
montage. I feel like when they're singing like batchmaker, matchmaker, you know,
it reminds me of that scene and Ernest goes to jail. Ernest is
in the mirror and he's like, right, you're the guy to shat my
brother, and I'm the guy that's gonna shoot you. That's what it kind
of reminded me of. You like goes to jail. Oh my god.
Yeah, there's a Confederate flag in that movie, so you like a movie
with the Confederate flag. It was so anyways, what happens after the montage?
So yeah, there's the whole montage. I like the different tries they
have with him in different faces. Uh, and then they settle on one
and it's the perfect face. He looks like Robin Williams in an old Lady
Latex man. Like, it's very obviously Robin Williams. Clearly, this would
not fool me for a second. No, no, you would never be
fooled by that. I would never be fooled. If anyone did get one
over on me doing that, I freaking wring their neck. That's funny,
man, Yeah, because I don't like looking like a fool Missus Joey.
Yeah, of course not course not man. Yeah, I don't feel like
this would work because he ever my little cousin Frankie, when he was like
really young, my grandfather had a Santa suit and he would pretend to be
Sanna. He tricked us, he was able to trick us. But the
one year he tried to trick you know, he tried to like be Sanna
for my little cousin and like right away, like he was there Sanna and
like my little cousin frank He's like, oh yeah, and then he left
and my grandfather came back and he went, oh you're Sanna. It's like
so I feel like in real life, if this was tried, oh,
actually, they'd be like oh that's dad. Actually, it reminds me of
Arrested Development. Missus feather Bottom, oh yeah, Oh, allow me to
introduce myself. My name is Felidia feather Bottom. The family, of course
knew it was Tobias, but the house had never been cleaner. They're all
charmed by him her, but they prefer their dad, yes, of course.
And also Missus Stallfire mentions that she's an expert in the Heimlich maneuver.
This comes back later on, Yes it does. Uh. Then Dan gets
a ride on the bus with this elderly bus driver. He's putting the moves
on. Man, I feel really bad for the bus driver. Is there
a deleted scene that wraps up his like story? If so, that would
be the great edition of this movie ever, because I feel really bad for
him because guy, he's clearly an older gentleman. He's like, I hope
you have someone warm to go to tonight. That's sad, and it's like,
I'm like, Wow, this guy has clearly got the hots. I'm
like, oh, this poor fucking guy. He doesn't get his storyline wrapped
up. So it's like somewhere out there, this guy was like I hope
I see that nice lady again. She was really sweet, like I'm like,
oh, he's wandering the streets of San Francisco looking for a warm body,
like skipping people stops. That's on her, that's not her. Uh
yeah. And then Dan says, I gotta find the misogynistic bastard who invented
heels and kill him. So he's calling out misogyny. Woke, very woke,
woke, very woke. I mean you're probably four woke things because you're
a woman. But us family men us man. Uh yeah, anyhow,
yeah, yeah, his court liaison's there. She surprises him. Well that's
prize with schedule visit. He should have time it a little bit better.
I was gonna warn you that Mountain dew is known to kill sperm cells,
but I realized I don't have to do Oh that's right. Yeah, I'm
a full blown woman. I don't know by My instinct was like, hey,
I heard a rumor in like the early two thousands, and that's what
that does. But you don't need that, so I don't know. Sorry,
sorry I got distracted. Anyway. Uh yeah, she's there. She's
like, yeah, I have to go upstairs, and he's pretending to be
his own sister. Now it's like, I'm as older half sister. He's
much older. Yeah, much much older. So they go upstairs. He
runs into the room. I do like all the puns that he's making.
Yes, I want to keep you abreastause some of the changes in my career
there have been too big development. It's real hairy, and it's like showing
as hairy because Robert Williams was a very hairy man. Yeah. And then
the kids are watching from the window. It's just yes, that's when he
switches back after certainly he goes in updates her. He's like, yeah,
my sister makes a hell of a cup of tea. She's like, I
would prefer some. He's like, son of a bitch. But his mask
falls out. Yes, and yeah, you're right. The Asian kids are
watching him, and this is like a fun fact. I don't know if
he wants me telling this, but my friend Frozen Asian who's on the Daywave
show and he does a lot of shows. My friend Royce, this was
actually him as a young kid, no way. Yeah, him and his
twin brother, which I didn't even know he had. That was actually him
in the movie What So. If you're a fan of Daywave be like,
hey, frozen, we saw you and missus doubtfire. That's wild. So
yeah, his maskts knocked out of the window and ran over. Yep,
And what Gilmore style, what's he gonna do? Because she's about to come
in the kitchen and see that it's not whoever he's pretending to be. Luckily,
there's a cake in the free Yeah, just a cake with no cover
on it or no no, no. He like shoves his face in it
and it's supposed to look like facial cream, like a homemade remedy. Say
like they're like, oh, you want some more cream, and like,
oh I'm melting like a hot yeah. Like so I'm gonna go now,
but I do like that the girl she like puts the cream on her face.
Oh god, uh able to trick, able to trick her, able
to tricker? Whatdn't trick me? Of course that's not you. Oh yeah,
that's a wig. I know that's a wig. Oh I just like
that. He goes on Norman baits like, but he's just got the rope
and the wig on, like it's kind of what Norman paints. Like.
Then we got a Papa's got a brand new bag. Song a lot,
a lot of songs, and that lot of songs a lot of songs transitioning
between scenes in this uh missus Doubtfire forces them to do homework, which is
weird because she's very strict. Now, yeah, well she asked to be
she got to put a cover. Oh that's a good point. Yeah,
but I like, they're watching The Dick Fan. These kids are real into
like black and light stuff. I mean I was too, but like I'm
like, all three of these kids like black and white stuff. They're watching,
Oh what is it? Like the Melting Man. They're watching some movie
earlier, which is pretty cool. But he throws the remote in the water.
It is a good take, just throw it over his shoulder and it
lands right in the fish. But it's like, what are you gonna tell
the mom? Like she watches TV, I broke your remote. It got
underwater somehow, And if I was the daughter, I would have been like,
there's buttons on the TV exactly. But yeah, she forces them to
clean the house, puts them to work with like toothbrushes and stuff, like
some heavy duty cleaning. Yeah, yeah, they're not happy about it.
But then he totally fucks up dinner that almost likes himself on fire. Wait,
he does himself on fire. I like that he orders Italian food to
be delivered. It was so expensive. It was very expensive. Let me
tell you man, Oh my god, Oh sorry, did you just say
let me tell you? No? That was Oh that must have been a
creak in the ceiling or something. I thought I heard someone say, let
me tell you, that's what my friend Joey c not to be confused with
you, missus joe Ecy. Oh he used to say that. I thought
maybe he was in the He better not be in the store. I don't
want that cry baby anywhere near the store. So yeah, he just orders
the Italian dinner and then dresses it to look like he made it, which
was really funny, placed in like the leaves to make it look like a
fancy dinner. It's just like a salad that he just hand picked apart.
So yeah. Lydia thinks that Missus dallfire put her mom in a good mood.
But I think she's in a good mood because James Bond put himself in
her Yeah, that's right. I'd feel the same way. Well, obviously,
I mean, you are a single woman, and I think I think
Pierce bros Did would be a really good replacement for Brotherhood of the Wolf Sea.
Yes, he could knock the cobwebs out the elderly bus driver again,
he's so accepting because he sees the hairy legs and he says, I love
women from the Mediterranean. I'm like, likes Italian Italian. How do you
feel when like American girls like make a big deal out of like not shaving.
It's like, okay, yeah, it's it's it's interesting. Not that
I'm you know, into women, of course, yeah, I just like
when they do it, it's like a statement. It's like, oh,
wow, so you're like most of the rest of the world, that's what
I'm doing. Yeah, but you're not making a statement. Just I got
lazy, I had to do my makeup and rush yeah the house to get
here. Of course it always cracks me up, and they're like, I
didn't shave. It's like, yeah, a lot of people don't like or
like when guys get mad when my girls don't shave, Like, oh it's
gross. Im like, you've never dated an Italian door pinter, Like,
what the fuck is your problem? That's the whole Italian Forte right here or
just any girl. It's like you never had a long term girlfriend during the
wintertime. How are you not used to it? Oh? No, dude,
looks like a lady Montage. That's right. We allowed to like that
song, I think. So. I don't know what else we're allowed to
like. I feel like this would be a problematic movie now. I think
you're absolutely you know what I really want to watch. It came out a
few years ago, Laquisha. Oh man, dude, you see though,
I heard so many people talk about that movie though. If you don't know,
they made a movie about a guy who gives really good advice, but
he can't seem to get a job giving advice, so he pretends a white
guy, pretends to be a black lady on the radio and gives people's advices
fixes the front. I am Liquecia. It looked like the movie of the
year. But he can get around to watching hopefully one day. Hopefully.
Yeah, So here's a question. I guess he affords rent because he's getting
paid three hundred dollars a week from them, But like he has a job.
We almost never see him at that job. It's very rare. I'm
like, is he working part time. Yeah. He We do see a
few clips where he's like stamping the things and running out, and then I
think he's he's rushing so he can go pick up the kids from school,
right right, right, right, Okay, this guy's double dipping for income.
Yeah right, so he's I mean, we all have side hustles.
Okay. You know there are some websites out there that are only meant for
fans, yes, exactly, and some people uh slashed my tires and hack
the movies. I couldn't think of last one. Uh So, yeah,
I respect the hustle. I respect the side hustles. You know, he's
doing what I mean. I don't respect conning your family and manipulating them.
I don't really respect that psychopath man. Yeah, yeah, and the brother
being complicit in it. STU tries to relate to missus Doubtfire. They meet.
He's like, you know, I'm from London. He's like, what
part are you from? He's like, oh, you're in there, and
he's like, yeah you're what does he say your accents a little washed out?
Yeah, something like that. But the Fire's back is like, oh
so is your tan? Oh buddy. Some of those lines that Missus Doubtfire
says to Pierce Brosnan, is why Yeah, it's just ringers, Like Dan
is like gas lighting the whole family against Stu. And it's like, I'm
like, was the point to just be with your kids? Are you trying
to get your wife back? The motives? The motives are unclear here.
Yeah, but he does give it. Missus Doubtfire gives advice to Miranda and
she's like, how long after mister doubt Fire died did you continue? He's
like, no, never. It's like when the father of your children are
dead, the lifelong celibacy. You a lifelong celibacy. How long if you
don't mind me asking, how long after mister Brotherhood of the Wolf Sorry,
there was a fly in the store. How long after mister Brotherhood of the
Wolf Sea died did you move on? About four minutes later? Actually,
you see, the mailman dropped off a package and I had a big couch
that needed to be moved, and I couldn't control myself the the wolf inside
me. So wait four minutes after he died or after like the funeral he
was dead on the floor. Wow, And that's why we had to move
the couch because there was a big staying on the floor and wow. I
mean, you know, don't live in the past. You know what's done,
what's done is done, That's what I'm saying. I'm sure he had
many years with Brotherhood of the wolf Sea, but you know you can't just
you can't let that hold you back. I mean I would have waited more
than four minutes, and maybe not the mailman, maybe someone I knew better.
But perhaps you know. I don't judge, though I appreciate that.
I don't judge, except all people unless they pretend to be someone they're not.
Ye, try to get one over on old Tony. But I have
a good feeling about you, Missus Joey C. And I know you wouldn't
do that. No, I would never do that. So he's helping Lydia
with her homework. Missus Doufire's helping Lydia with her homework, and then they
go to the bathroom, and then Chris accidentally opens up the door and sees
Missus Dollfire king upright with a penis, and they all start for taking out
and I didn't get it. Oh god, oh my god, did you
know. I don't see what the issue here. I don't see what the
issue is either. That's a pretty normal occurrence, right, Yeah, I'm
just like, yeah, so women have penis and I don't understand, uh
what what was what was supposed to be so shocking in this scene? Oh
yeah, I I don't really get dad. Keep in mind, I haven't
watched this so many years. I don't know how I felt about this scene,
you know, when I was a kid, But for this, I
was like, huh hmm, it's pretty normal. Although if I wanted to
trick people into thinking I was a siss woman, which you should never do,
by the way, no, I probably would have Pete sitting down just
to be safe. Yeah, but they find out it's their dad, which
is okay. This scene is also a little weird because, like, are
there any scenes going forward until the big reveal where they acknowledge that that is
their dad. No, there's a few, like like the daughter and the
Sun like peak at each other, like quick quick shots like that, but
after this, it's never talked about. Yeah. I thought that was weird.
Yeah, because it's weird that the kids would just kind of like go
along with it. That could have opened up the door to some pretty cool
scenes where like the kids are like helping the dad keep his secret or something.
Yeah, they don't. They don't do anything with that. And I
feel like you could have just cut this out and trimmed a few things and
it would be an issue. Yeah, exactly. Could have added a funny
comedy bit. It added unnecessary anxiety for me. It really did it,
really did shit. Yeah, so the two older kids are in on it.
He says, don't tell Natalie, she'll wrap me out right away.
Yep, although I do like the idea when they say who did this?
And he goes, what do you say? Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack?
But yeah, the kids are like cool with it, and what they should
say is Dad, what the fuck, just get a job. You don't
have to do this creepy shit, But they don't say that for whatever reason.
They do. Finally cut to Dan's job and they're filming some old man
who's been on the TV for years. Yeah, doing like a dinosaur show
with toys, and this is like the worst. It's so bad, Like,
is this public access? Like this wouldn't have been a regular show.
Definitely public access, but even then it's San Francisco. Yeah, that's like
a big market. Yeah, it's and he's like putting everyone asleep. And
then we meet mister Lundy, Yes, who was in last action here,
that's right. Uh but yeah, he's just like he's the movie theater.
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah, he's just like he puts
everyone to sleep. He's killing my afternoon time slot. And then Dan is
like, who's the idiot who's been keeping this guy on air for twenty years?
And he goes me because he's the head of the network. Yeah,
And so they get to know each other a little bit and he starts cracking
up mister Lundy, but then he has to go back to his job of,
you know, shipping canisters. So Miranda comes home and she's like,
I gotta tell you what happened. The social worker told me that Dan is
living with a much old her on a tract of bumping, which I wouldn't
say that if I thought missus Doubtfire was a real one. Yeah, he's
like he doesn't have a sister, and like his cover's starting to get a
little bit blown. See that seemed confused me, because like there's no way
that Miranda didn't say anything to the social worker. Yeah, that not being
her sister and if that was the case, that would have opened up an
entire investigation, even on investigation, but they would have asked him like,
why did you say you had a sister? Can you prove this? Yeah?
And she's just like oh no. But she opens up to missus Doubtfire
about Dan Daniel and she's like, yeah, he was great. I loved
the spontaneity, but you know he didn't mature and she did. It's like
she has valid reasons, true for wanting to leave. I'm sure have did
a little bit sooner. Yeah, oh I do. Like when she's just
like, how did a mister doubt Fire die And he's like, he loved
the drink. The drink is what killed him. Oh see an alcoholic.
He's like, no, he was hit by a Kinnish truck drink. Literally.
I'm like, dude, your wife would probably know that you make jokes
like that. Maybe just pick an easier one to overcome, because she'd be
like, you know, my husband used to do weird improv shit and say
stuff like that. The holes are starting to show, folks. Yeah,
he's getting a little too comfortable. Yeah, being standing up is one thing.
Doing your comedy act, that's another thing. You're gonna get caught.
You're gonna just like imagine doing this and imagining how nervous you would be.
Imagine dressing up like someone I'm not to trick someone who knows me. Now
I don't know this personally, but I can imagine the person fooling the other
person would be very, very very nervous for their safety. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. Uh, but yeah, he hears her event about
Daniel, and you can see that he's like starting to reflect, like,
oh, maybe I was a piece of shit. I should have like been
like a little nicer, not so self centered. I used to be like
that. I don't change. Oh change, Yeah, good for you for
changing. Hasn't gotten a girl since then. But okay, I have a
sister. Oh you have a sister. What's her name? Her name is
miss uh Detroit rock City City's my maiden name. Oh wow, so your
name used to be joe E City correct? Wow? Well I hope Detroit
Rock City would be up for someone like me. Yes, yes, she
would love you. Oh fact wow. She a fan of the band Kiss
Kiss Yeah No, I never never. I'm sure she never heard of it.
Oh okay, okay, sorry, one of their songs just popped my
head for some reason. Oh why Uh anyway, anyway, so the family
goes to Stew's like country club with the communal swimming pool. It's just typical
like white yeah, like rich guy. Yeah, and he does like an
amazing dive. He there's like a bunch of flips and whatnot, and boy
is he in shape? Yes, and missus Downfire's pointing out every single one
of his falls saying, it's light bo personal traders, it's cold out here.
Yeah, he was in the pool. He was in the pool.
That was the best line in that. Yeah. But then I like that
he goes to drink and he tries to buy a drink for like a young
girl. He's like, oh yeah, it's just like dude, you know
what you're dressed like, and it should be getting you more women exactly.
I think exactly the problem with that scene is that woman being like, oh
no, I should be very ageist. Yeah I agree, Yeah, I
completely agree. And they were on the same page there. But then he
eavesdrops on uh, what do you call it? Stu talking to his friend.
He's just hiding behind like this little plant on the bar. Yeah,
just like that. But yeah, he's just like, I know I said
I hated kids, but I love kids now. I'll look at those kids.
They're great. And he's like, what's the dad like, He's like,
what a loser? Fucking hate him. I hope he dies and goes
the hell he's a Nazi. He says all those things. Yeah, exactly.
Wow, we'll rewatching this on Disney. Plus, I'm like, I
don't remember him saying all that. That's what I'm saying. Uh So,
you know, dance not too thrilled with that, fucking chucks a piece of
fruit at and nails him doing it, and then he does fucking like,
whoa where did that go from? Did that? Did you not tip?
Someone's really loud, not tip very well. Back at his job, Dan
like ad libs like this diner. He's playing with the dinosaur toys and ad
libbing like a bunch of songs and stuff. And the network had mister Lundy
season. He's like, I was really funny, and he's like, hey,
I want to give you a chance. Let's meet Friday at what was
the fucking place? Oh, there's some fancy restaurant. I have no idea
Friday at this restaurant, be there sharp. I used to think that was
gonna be like a thing as a kid, like like strict meetings that if
you miss you're screwed, and it's like, can you just rescheduled? Yeah,
exactly a lot of times they'll reschedule on you, like the big the
big person who's like your chance. You might have something like I'm sorry,
we gotta do this another day. But in movies it made it seem like
if you miss this, you're the fucking dead. Yeah, you're done.
You'll be poor, you'll be a homeless person, blacklisted. Yes. So
Dan finally cleans up his place and he learns how to cook. I did
like earlier he was watching I think Julia Child's he's watching that learning how to
cook, and he was making lobster or whatnot. And then you know,
Miranda comes and he's like, hey, I'm like a good person. Now
can I take care of the kids? And she's like, no, Missus
Stufire's doing such a good job, like I can't replace missus Doutfire. And
he's like, well shit, now, easy solution. You just pretended Missus
Doutfire Like, hey, I have to go visit it some family yeah,
they're sick somebody anymore. No, he doesn't. Literally he could, he
could be out so quickly, so easily. Yeah, it's really easy,
but he doesn't do that for whatever reason. Uh, he gives her as
missus Talfire. He gives Randa terrible dating advice for like the outfits she's trying
to pick between like a little black dress and a little red dress, and
he picks like a shelf that you wore at a funeral. It's like the
classics never die so good. So yeah, then he finds out that they're
all invited to her birthday dinner. Stu invited them out at the same restaurant
at the same time. Another anxiety ridden scene. This is classic sitcom.
It's a very classic sitcom scenario where they now have to dress up and yeah,
by the way, you can't just take those faces off, like they
take a really long time to apply, a really long time to take off.
You gotta get like, wait, the glue off. But you know,
for this movie, which was pretend it works the way it does,
right, of course, this movie's using mission impossible rules. So yeah,
he's like, okay, well we're doing this. I'm gonna try and do
both dinners and they arrive at the same time as mister lundy uh, and
I like the by the way, smoking, you're non smoking. When's the
last time he got asked that. It's been since the pizza days. Yeah,
it's been a very lot. I was thinking. I'm like, it
really took me back. I'm like, that's a phrase I used to hear
a lot, and I don't hear it anymore. Yep, I do.
I did go to a hotel in Boston once and then asked me if I
wanted to smoking or non smoking room. But the last time I heard that
in a restaurant it was probably two thousand and three. Yeah. Now you
have either bars that do smoking or ones that go yes really no in between
nope. So yeah, that just took me because again, I watched this
movie as a lot as a kid. When I watch movies from my childhood,
it like kind of takes me back, especially if they're setting like the
time period. I'm like, oh my god, I remember every restaurant hearing
that question, and I'm like, why are there two sections? No one
should be smoking, That's what I said, Yeah, of course wearing my
shirt, yes exactly. So yeah, uh, Dan is still trying to
sabotage Sue Stu. I mean yeah, like it's really fucking with him.
Dude bad. At one point, he gets like everyone away from the table
and he's saying that Miranda has crabs and shit. And then he said or
she said something about like the vibrator that she has, it's a power drill
or something. That's what I was watching this, and I'm like, this
was Disy. That's wild. I'm like, I know, Disney owned other
things and released other movies. I'm like, but they were on board with
I'm like, oh Fox, Yeah, yeah, because you know, if
anything was like too much for kids, they would release it through like touch
Tone or Mirror Max or Dimension. They used to work with Harvey Weinstein.
Hmmm. Uh. He's switching back and forth. He's constantly meeting with the
guy. He's getting drunk her, and then he switches to missus downfire.
I do like. He comes back with makeup on and women's perfume and he's
like excuses like ran into an ex girl, Yeah, couldn't get her hands
off me. And then the guy's like does she have a friend. Yeah.
This guy's older than Durr, asking that wild because like every girl just
happens to have. Well no, wait, your sister, Detroit Rock City.
I guess it's not false. It is true. No, it is
very very true. She's very available. Oh wow, can I look her
up? Is she on top? She got her phone got hacked. Oh
so you're gonna have to we'll get back to you. We'll call you.
Oh okay, okay, well thank you, thank you. Of course,
usually I don't give my number to new people i've met, but if you
could find me true love, I would love to date Detroit Rock City anyway.
Yeah, so he's like got boned in the bathroom. It's like the
guy should be like, we're supposed to be having a meeting. Yeah,
question meeting. You haven't like suggested like one thing so far? And then
they switch again. Uh. He finds out that stew is allergic to pepper.
Yep, so he puts pepper in his jumbalaya. I wish there was
a place around here that did good jumbalaya. I could really go for jumble
aye right now? Uh like poisons him basically get a lot on there too.
Fucking master of disguise just puts a chef's coat over the missistoubt Fire thing
and walks in the kitchen and no one just goes you're not part of the
kitchen staff. Get out, old lady. Uh it was the nineties,
you could just do that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, not to mention
they're drinking a ship. Yeah. He's like hammered by the way. At
this point, I feel like when his teeth fell out. Uh, but
yeah. He goes back to the table with mister Lundy as Missus Doubtfire and
he's like, he's like, why are you dressed like a woman, which
I don't know why that would be a question. Yeah, of course,
no, Yeah, that's pretty simple, playing normal. Yeah, normal,
unless you're pretending to be someone else to lie to a good friend. Anyway.
Uh, He's like, Oh, this is my character that I'm gonna
be for your show. This is my pitch to you, and the network
head should be like, it takes a long time to put that makeup on.
How did you do that so quick? But then it turns out Stu
is choking and I like that. Dan's like, oh god, I killed
THEO and just be lines it man, the bee lines It does the Heimlich,
which he wasn't lying about for some reason I misremember and I thought it
was like a Tortzka Stanza thing where he says he's a marine biologist and then
like the whale is choking, like George does something. It's like I don't
know what, so yeah, he goes and he saves him. But in
the process his mask comes undone, and the mom is just like what the
oh my side, which is the appropriate reaction if anything, she underreacted.
She underreact called the police. Yeah, very least, Yes, that was
really creepy. And then like I looks at everyone, He's like, the
show's over. I do like Chris Pros shakes his hand for saving his life,
Thank you. I need to go Dan. He's now in court.
He's made a lot of bad decisions in this film. His last decision is
to represent himself in court. I mean, I represented myself. But that
was like a traffic ticket. Oh yeah, okay, I won. Oh
that's good. Yeah, but it was a traffic ticket, not a custody
No sea battles, lawsuits, restraining orders, murder trials, you might.
I mean it's happened many, many times, but last year there was a
very public one of some guy who's tried to defend himself and didn't go didn't
go his way at all, didn't go his way at all. Oh,
I'm just saying they could have got Robin Williams for kidnapping. Yeah, trust
passing, yes, like damn near criminal impersonation. Yes. And his defense
I do like the judge of this case, he does this heartwarming defense.
He's like, yeah, but you're an actor. That's probably all bullshit.
And he's like, yeah, that is true. He does give a really
beautiful spirit. Yeah. And the judge is like, Nope, don't believe
any of that. He's like, well, you tricked everyone to think of
her, some old hag. I'm not falling for this. Fool me once,
shame on you, right, fool me twice, fool me, don't
get fool again, right, J Cole, that's right. I would never
George Bush. Oh yeah, no, I know that J Cole did a
fucking whole thing about it. Shame on which is the George Bush. Yeahool
me twice, shame on you or whatever. Don't get fooled again, don't
get fooled again. Fool me, don't get fooled again, Tony, I
would never fool you, Thank you. Yes, I am a very reliable
individual, very trustworthy exactly. I hope I never find out that you are
cheating me and deceiving me. I would never. Don't know why you would
have to. We just met. There's no reason, That's what I'm saying,
especially if I'm going to be your future brother in law when I married
Detroit Rock City, that's right, And they become Detroit Rock from Hack the
movies. So the judge denies them custody. He says, like, what
is it like a year after like psychiatric stuff on all his visits once a
week, super revised. Yeah, yeah, and it like I don't think
it was harsh enough, Like he was like finding psychotic you literally psych kidnapped
his own kids? Yes, yes, like oh my god, yes,
and honestly because part of it was like getting a job, and he did
kind of get a job, but he was also making money from the wife,
so he would have to like, oh the money, Oh yeah,
yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah. Uh so yeah, all the
kids miss missus Doutfire. They don't like the new nanny who doesn't do anything
apparently, but they're like we miss her, we miss her, Like the
one girl's like we gotta stop referring to your dad as her. They're they're
the same person. Uh. And then they hear missus doutfire on the TV
and it turns out that whole public display. Mister Lundy didn't go, oh,
that's an insane same person, I should leave right now. He went,
Oh, I got to give them a show, big time. I
got to give them a show to give them all the spotlight. No criminal
charges or anything. What kind of producer would allow a criminal to stay in
entertainment, Francis fort Coppola. But who else? Go back and watch the
worst Jeepers Creepers review? We did. I did that with Casey and former
co host Joey c not to be views with miss joe ec. Have you
ever seen the Cheapers Creepers films? You know I haven't, but I did
watch your episode on it. Oh wow, yeah, very handsome guests.
Oh thank there. Oh wait, guests, guests, lots of guests.
They're all very handsome and not one in particular. Again though, that that
Joe Joey guying real real crime. Wow, that's interesting. I can't like.
It's fine if I have a woman on the show, but if I
have men on the show. They need to be very masculine and be as
masculine as me. Of course, match my masculinity, my toxic masculinity.
It's all about balance. We have the ladies talking about some lady bullshit and
we have me just with old school traditional male values. Yes. Now,
anyway, let's go back to missus doubt Fire. They have a show this
line, This line kind of got me where he goes, you know,
an language they speak in England and the puppet goes Pakistani and they're like,
yeah, we'll explain that next week. And I was like, I was
like, oh that yeah good. No one got me good. Uh.
Miranda sees this and she's moved and she goes to the station to talk to
Daniel, and of course they fight, Yeah, but she does like she's
like the kids need you in their life. But Daniel gets like real to
like you just let the judge make that decisions, like, no, you're
the bad guy. You should be begging and thanking her for this opportunity that
you do not deserve. He's a criminal man, he is a really fucked
in the psychotic You're so right about that, yes, wow, And like
the movie wants us to be on his side I think of, Like,
no, he's the bad guy of his mind needs to be mentally evaluated.
This is one of these movies where people get the good and bad guy mixed
up. This one. Dan Missus dutfire bad guy bad for Titanic. Billy's
aying, good guy. I agree, Angel, we should get him on
the show. I'm trying. I'm trying my best. We now have the
signed Phantom vhs on the set, all signed by Christy Swanson Wow, who
everyone loves Wow and agrees with politically, that's right anyway. So yeah,
they She's like, hey, look, I want you to be in the
kid's life. Let's try it. Oh and I also like that they kept
the elderly guy as the maleman on the new show. They didn't just fire
him. That was nice. Yeah. Then there's a really nice message at
the end. He's like, there's all different types of family. Sometimes parents
split up and get back together, sometimes they stay separated, sometimes they're better
separated. There's families with like one mom or one dad and whatnot. And
it's a really nice message for kids maybe don't feel like normal because they don't
have like the regular family unit to let them know like, hey, no,
this is fine. I do really appreciate that they didn't get back together.
Yeah in the movie. No, I mean Joey see a young lady
like yourself. Oh, yes, we all love Robin Williams. That's right,
we all love Robin Williams. Yes, you're gonna pick Robin Williams over
Pierce Brosne. Yeah, thank you, chance. But I appreciate it because,
like, it's so cliche that they read, Yeah, there's no reason
for them. That's not the message of the movie exactly. The message of
the movie is get a fucking job, stopp being a creek. And also,
and also, divorce is normal, and not every family is the same,
right, but they're all valid, right, uh yeah? And you
know the film ends, Daniel gets in the car with his kids. He's
now unsupervised, and the last shot is him driving to the ocean, where
he presumably drives off the cliff and drowns all of them because he's an insane
person who can't be trusted. Why is she allow? I have no idea
there should be supervision. Unreal she trusted him, She's out of her mind.
Yeah, good lord, oh my god. So yeah, kind of
a kind of a bittersweet edging I think I don't know, how do you
feel about this movie? Because I know, like if they did this now,
there'll be a million articles articles about how it's offensive, and then the
only people defending it would just be the opposite side that wants to be offensive.
And it's like the movie I think is fine. Yeah, so I
think it's in a playful manner, like it's Yeah, there's a big difference
between like being like offensive and like just being playful. And this movie has
good intentions. And yeah, it was the first time I rewatched it in
fifteen years. Yeah, and I've really loved it. It's still had a
time with it. It still holds up. Most of the humor is really
really funny. Again, I didn't get some of those jokes like why would
it be weird that a woman is standing up INGK No, I don't get.
But everything else really holds up. He's got really good one liners against
Stu. Yeah, I really really enjoyed that. I enjoyed just seeing Harvey
fire Steed in something like I always used to crack me up when I would
see them things. Yeah, yeah, I think it holds up. Other
than Dan is clearly like a bad guy, and the movie shouldn't tried to
make him too sympathetic because he is like the worst that's I'm not really and
the fact that he yells at her at the end, I'm like, I
don't think he's really learned his now definitely not the complete opposite. You get
away with it. He's like, yeah, yes, but yeah, I
think we are allowed to like Missus Doubtfire. What do you think? I
completely agree? What? I completely agree? What do you think in the
audience? Uh? Are you are we allowed to like Missus Doubtfire? Do
you like Missus Doubtfire? Do you like the French TV version Madam Doubtfire?
We really should check that. We gotta check that out. I think the
original story is called alias Madam doubt Oh okay, very fancy. Uh yeah,
this was a good time. Well, missus joe E C. Where
can we find you? What? This whole time? Missus joe E C
has been official Joey C at YouTube dot com slash Official Joey C. I'd
love to have you. You lied to me to get back on the show.
This is I feel so betrayed. I had such a good bond with
missus Joey C. Had I known it was cry baby not manly at all
Official Joey C, I would have ended this review as soon as it started.
Tony, I can explain, what do you really have a sister named
Detroit Rock? Was that part true? Because we're reaching there, reaching levels
of desperation I haven't reached before. I get that was probably a lie too
well, I guess subscribe to Official Joey C since they're not allowed on this
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