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it seems to be some spring cleaning
going on today in the household of George

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King Face, Stevens, They King
Face and his wife Scipphire now in the

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back bedroom washing windows. Fire is
sitting on the window sill with her feet

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in the room, washing the outside
of the glass. Look, you big

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loafa. If you won't do no
work, the least you could do it

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hold my ankles inside there, my
line checking on this window stills cleaning the

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outside of the windows. Well,
I'll hold them. Don't worry about the

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things north faust to fall all of
this window last, to drop to the

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ground would kill me. George,
Why is you looking at me like that?

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Oh nothing, I'd never get away
with it anyway. I tell them,

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why are we spending so much time
cleaning this back room? Don't tell

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me your mama's coming to stay with
us again? And what would be so

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terrible about that? Listen, south
Fire, there's only three major disasters that

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ever hit this present generation. The
Blizzard of eighty eight, the San Francisco

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earthquake, and your mama. And
I think I got him in the wrong

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order too. Just about have of
that, George, And it so happens

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all he's cleaning up ain't for mama. We've had so little money coming in

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the past few months. I don't
reached the decision we're taking in a boat

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a border nothing do in south Fire, Stevens. I just couldn't bear to

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discreet having the neighbors to know that
my wife had to run a room that

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my sweet little spots had to think
so low as to take in a border.

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Well, George, that sweet of
you to be so considerate. But

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what else can I do? Well, maybe you could get your old job

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back washing cars something like that.
Well, George, it so happens,

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I don't already rented the room out
to a boat. Well, I ain't

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gonna have no board in this house. I'll throw him in his bags out

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in the streets. But he's a
nice man. I'll cost him right out

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on his ear. But George,
he's paying us eighteen dollars a week.

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When can I welcome this charming fellow? Yes, and and me and south

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fires and took in the border a
border, kingfish, I are surprised that

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you were doing a thing like that. Why, well, after all,

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kings, viz I done rends somewhere
that a man's home is supposed to be

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his castle, place where he can
get away from the cares of the world

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and seek sanctuary. Yeah, no, hander, but this fella's pens eighteen

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dollars a week. Oh, eighteen
dollars. Well, I guess you can

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tear down the castle for that tad. Down the stature and everything else for

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that coming this. What kind of
fella is he? Thking? Well,

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I ain't met him yet and there
uh, he came in last night after

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I went to sleep, when he
left us morning before I woke up.

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That man gonna kill herself. He
wanted to get a hit all of sleep.

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I just scooped around his room door
and kind of get a line on

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him. He sure brought a lot
of baggage with him. Yeah, the

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house. His clothes too, tights
on the under the arm. My god,

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I think the south Fire would have
been considerate enough to take in the

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size forty four for that need.
Well, anyway, at least you can

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use his neck ties and hankschiefs.
Well, the men's thing I were go

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to the house. We gonna feed
the man. I done told south Fire

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the things do is to start the
meals off with a lot of water and

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sweet rolle. That'll blow him up
and he'll be slowed down by the time

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to expense this stuff. Come meeting
Little Vanessa. Well, either that or

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you could send him right across the
table from Sapa. Yeah, that ought

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to take his appleta. Yeah,
who the mean thing? What kind of

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mus we're gonna serve the man,
and you live with the board, and

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what kind of stuff you get over
there? Oh? Not so good,

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King Fish, tell you the truth. When the food comes to the table

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that looks so bad you can't eat
it? Look bad? Huh yeah,

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what do you do in it?
Well, lately, I done found a

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way to solve the problem. I
just use my napkin as a blindfold and

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plow right there. Yeah. Well, I hoop his board and things working

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it already. My I gonna get
on home now and meet him at supper.

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Yeah, you know, there's just
one thing, King Fish. I

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don't like to mention this, but
you know, with a border around the

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place, there's always the chance that
he might run off with your wife.

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You know. Yeah, I thought
of that too, and it but my

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luck it would never happen. George, is that you? Yeah, whom's

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offer? George? Look in the
parlor, there's flowers, and I got

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the lights out and candles live in
there. It's all ready for the boat.

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Hold us most don't tell me your
food has killed him already. Funny,

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George read somewhere in there. I
want mister Wilson's first meal here to

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be a pleasant one. Everything's on
the table. Now you go wash your

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hands? Now, calling wash my
hands? For what? Father borders Bennet

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fit, What are you talking about? I ain't gonna touch the fellow.

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George be quiet. I'm gonna call
mister Wilson now. Oh, mister Wilson,

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Dennis ready if you are now?
I remember George be nice too.

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Remember he's paying us eighteen dollars a
week. Well, don't worry about me.

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I don't get along with anybody for
eighteen dollars a week. Well,

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well you must be Steven. Put
it there, old boy Windrow Wilson's name,

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but my friends call me Wendy Windy
Wilson. How far we gotta get

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more money? Here? Let's sit
down. Looks like you got a wonderful

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meal on the table here, Missus
Stevens. Oh, I'm crazy about roast

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beef. I'll just help myself here. Certainly nice being with you people.

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Oh, by the way, Stevens, what line of work you in?

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Well? Of some? I have
retired around the house a lot around the

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house, lot u, Missus Stevens. I wonder if I could have a

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lock on my bedroom door. Well, I don't think that'll be necessary.

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Oh, this roast beef certainly is
good. Alright. You know, I'm

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very glad I found this place,
very comfortable here. You know, a

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lot of single men like hotels.
Not me. I'm a friendly type,

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lo half people around me all the
time. I'll help myself another piece of

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beef here. Say, for Stephens, you've seen rare a quiet what's wrong?

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Well, speak up if you have
something to say, join in the

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conversation. I mean, never got
anywhere in a lot keep his mouth shut.

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Well, that's right, speaker,
You know that conversation. You gotta

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learned express. That's what you got
a mouth in the mind for usual.

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Well, I agree with you.
See I always field it off a man.

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Now, now, let's not overdo
it. And I hate a black

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mouth. You know you gotta listen
sometimes too. I'm the listening type myself.

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I'm short of on the quiet side. I can't help it, that's

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the way I am. Well,
I'll have some more potatoes and some more

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beef, and say, I see
there's one piece of roast beef. Flip.

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I'll help myself to that. Hold
less you over on my fleet,

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now get off of my plate.
Well, George, wasn't that a lovely

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dinner. Lovely dinner. I didn't
think he'd ever stop talking after dinner.

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When he went in his room and
got quiet, it was like a sawmill

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shutting down. I wonder what they're
doing in the room now. Well,

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he was telling me that every night
he goes in his room and spends a

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couple of hours working on his top. Ho huh, that'll most likely one

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of them stamp collectors. You know. They call him a philanthropy lad the

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older here and I don't have to
listen at him no more. And sure,

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Peace was just sitting here and relaxing. Yes, I love this time

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of the day. George, Yeah, nice and crime. Oh that's moket.

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What in the world is that?
God? That's his hoppy? He

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plays the saxophone. Oh no,
I wanna be blowing into the right end

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of that thing, my dog,
I says, he plays it very well.

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And red Sails in the Sunset is
my favorite song. And well that

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was a help of lease he knows, and other tunes the back of the

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Jobs and Devils and blues and drums
from the drums. Oh well, love

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you gay. When Johnny can marching
home, Johnny comes marching home again,

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Burrah Burrah. Get him a hearty
welcome, then Burrah Burrah. The men

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will tell, the boys will shout
the latest. They will all turn up

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all de okay. When Johnny marching
home, Steve but deal with joy,

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welcome home and soldier by Borrah Borrah. Then the nasty the paper cheering along

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the way all the game. When
coming a Martin home, He's a fan

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for meeting with John, the butcher, the baker, and the paper boy,

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the barble, the tailor, the
couple, the fee, the dogs

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down the car. I'm the girl
across the street. Any name Pandy,

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and there is nothing sweet and fair. It's a grad's very father to believe

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you roll rong to he will three
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at jump John Dot celebrate for joy
by off his game and compark by compart

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for sunshine and your wash. Now
back to Amos and Landy Yo, you've

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been having little trouble with that border. You're a kings Oh yes he was.

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He been there a week now and
I'm about to go out of my

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mind. Oh yeah, that saxophone
is really getting the King fris Oh.

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I tell you, boy, that
plan of his is ruining my health.

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Already got migratory headaches. Tell me
that the saxophone really that bad. Kingsy

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bed even the cats on the back
fences, leaving you why he went to

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my docim. Yeah, Well,
what did the doctor prescribe gave me?

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Well, he agreed that if listening
to that saxophone plan was giving me the

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headache and ruining my health, that
I all do something about it. Cause

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he give me some pills for a
sedative. I call him a Phoeno barber

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Pool or something like that. How
the work I had to work no good?

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The boarder wouldn't take them. I
tell the boys, I threw that

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bumot. But Southphi won't limit.
She thinks he's charming, you know.

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Of course they come to the table
with a clean T shirt on for something

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or what that Well, I can't
even though South Fire wants him there.

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It's even to me like that.
Well, the husband ought to be the

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boss of the house, and you
ought to figure out somewhere of getting that

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man out of that. I don't
want to get messed up in it,

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but I feel that way. But
I got a wrong along fellow. So

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long, so long? You know? And what am I said about being

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the boys? Give me how I
did watch that game? It well,

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south Fire owner took the board in
to get money. Now, if I

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was to get a job and bring
him some money, I would be the

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boss of the house again, I
could throw the fello out no matter what

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she said. Holy smoke, you're
gonna take a job. You must take

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that saxophone even worse than I fush
you it. But I got a hangle

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on him. Look here, I'll
go down to the government unemployment office and

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have him given me a job for
a couple of months as an executive.

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Then I'll quit this and then I'll
be eligible for the unemployment insurance. Again,

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King Fish, I'll go with you. This is a rare thing,

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seeing you asking for workers, like
seeing a totally click yeah, uh say,

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and the unemployment man say to sit
right here at this desk and he

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be right back to interview him for
the job. Yeah. Well, you

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know he might give you a secretive
job of that if you play the thing

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right. Yeah, well, I
say, wait a minute, he'll come

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to fellow. Now, all right, mister Stephens, as I understand it,

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you wish him point Oh yes,
it does. Right. I'd like

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to have some dignified position, uh, in keeping with my stationery in life.

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That's what I'd like to have.
Now, mister Stevens, how recently

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if you work what was your last
job? Well, now, let me

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think, Uh, it was only
a short time ago. My last job.

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Don't quite record what that job was
now, I remember Kingfish. It

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was driving a horse car. You
have to excuse miss the Brown. Yeah,

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he was thinking about my grandpa.
Oh, that's what he was in

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there. Or what was your last
job? Well, just for example,

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two years ago, I got three
hundred and fifty dollars from the Eureka Mammoth

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Furniture Company. Furniture company. That
was your salary? Uh I think it

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was. No, it wasn't,
Kate. Don't you remember you were sleeping

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in the alley behind that factory and
one of the trucks backed over your foot.

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I had a big job at the
time still, and all of us

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vice presidents took a nap out there
in the alley. Oh. Now getting

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back to this job. You got
something from me? Uh, well,

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like something like in a bank or
maybe the Federal Reserve, you know,

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something counting money, A good at
that kind of stuff. Well, you

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didn't think it was two more talents. Well, I've just been looking over

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the list of jobs here, mister
Stevens, and I see one I think

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would stick your talents to a teat
and fine? Or what is it.

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It's over New Jersey picking berries,
picking burs. Well, now just a

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minute, most I got kind of
a bad back, and I'm gonna tell

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you about my back too. You
know, I bend over, like every

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time I bend over, my sake, Alia Jack pops out, Oh Joe,

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Joe, some time of thing pop
third, twenty thirty feet o us

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two days to find at once.
Well, if that job doesn't shoot you,

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here's one running a freight elevator on
a night shift freight olevator on nights

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ship. Well, now about that
job. I can't stand being closed in

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a small players like elevator. See, I got what they call the close

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staphobia. That's what I got.
Well, I tell you, mother,

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you better forget about that one.
Uh just a minute. Here there's another

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job here. You might handle a
cleaning job, standing on a ladder and

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washing walls. Well, I couldn't
take that lot of job neither. I

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went's wrong with that? Don't tell
me that would give your claustaphobia. Uh

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nor. But when I work up
higher like that, I get to the

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hydrophobia that King Christ, listen,
what you're gonna do now? Well,

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I don't know, and uh it's
gonna have to live with that saxophone player

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until I can find some other wheels. Oh, George, you finally got

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home. Why have you been well? I had to fight a supper with

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an I just couldn't stand coming home
and listening to wind it as even say,

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I don't hear no saxophone plan.
Where is it? Well, I

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don't think you're here tonight, George. He brought a friend home from the

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office and they in his rooms.
I reckon it must be talking business.

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Well, first good break I've had
since we've been here. Well, I'd

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just like to sit down here and
close my eyes. Now, friend's hair

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is something new, something sensational,
and improvement that you'll say is the greatest

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ever in your kitchen. It's a
big, gleaming two quartz self draining aluminum

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saucepan for the Baker line handle.
Yes, it's self draining, and that

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means that you can parlay hot water
from vegetables without lifting the cover, with

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no danger whatever of scalding your hands. This wonderful aluminum regal wear saucepan is

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yours for half price. If you
act quickly. All you do is send

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one dollar and two rinso boxtops to
Liver Homemaker's Club Box twenty seven, You

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York. That's box twenty seven,
You York. This offer is good only

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in the United States, Hawaii and
Alaska and for a limited time. So

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hurry, hurry, send one dollar
and two Rinso box stops for yourself draining

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aluminum saucepan right away. The address
is Liver Homemaker's Club Box twenty seven,

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New York, eight, New York. Now back to Amos and Andy's.

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Oh men them two sacks of phone
was blatant last night? I got a

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Doubleheadacre's mark, Come in doors open? Who is the He's the most the

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most important member of the comedy.
It's the most intelligent, is the smallest

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man? I I I nobody much. I ain't got time to create.

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It's almost five o'clives. I wanna
get back to my barble shop and get

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myself with shaved. Well, how
come you got to get back there before

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five? I I I gotta get
back there before I cold. Oh look

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at, I really got myself a
problem today. I got a saxophone playing

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board up in my players and I
gotta find some way to get rid of

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him, or he's driving the crazy
oh, tell tell you wish dag,

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that ain't any but one way to
get that boat out. Take off your

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cold, roll up your sleeves,
walk right up to him and say you

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by the way he teach how tall
he is? Five for ten? How

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tall was the bat? Uh?
Six foot four? Why don't you sue

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him? He's good? If you
could got to throw him out? That

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what you do? Well I can. Besides that my way who limit jes

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A is a nice fella. On
top of that, we need the board

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money. I gotta find some way
to make him leave of his own violation.

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That's what I got. Why why
do hit you for living? Tell

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me that whether they do really went
for some big business organization. I was

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thinking if that was someway, I
could get him fired from his job so

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that he couldn't afford to pay the
board. He'd have to go back to

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Georgia where he comes from. Yeah, you know this thing that all these

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big firms word back now where there
and Paul lives is on American stuff.

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Now, if you if you,
if you was to go up to this

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fellow's boss and I tell him that
you were a member of an investigating community

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and you found out some bad things
about him. You you you might get

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him fired that way. See,
yes, say that ain't a bad idea.

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And that's exactly what I gonna do, too, shorty, and I'll

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find hand in. I'll get him
to help me. You know. I

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I kind of still signed for balling
because cause if they had their troubles too.

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I know, because I I used
to live in a boatling house myself

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or you a good shorting. Oh
yeah, it was a beautiful room or

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a paneled with all Rianda Ruggs never
feels. I remember one night I was

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having some friends over, and so
I decided to make it nice and home.

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ILL have a loud fire going for
Yeah, that's always nice. Oh

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yeah, I got some beautiful hickory
lobs. I got the right kind of

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killing the water. By the time
they got there, I had a real

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run file going. But boy was
my landlord sun I come Orlotte? Well

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you see he you I was no
fireplace. Let's go in. And then

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the secretary said that this is mister
Parker's office, he's the boss. Yeah,

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well I has all said, oh
come in. My secretary said,

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you wanted to see me on something
important. Oh that's why sir, very

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important. Uh, we are members
of the UN American Investigating Committee. For

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meant me to introduce ourselves. I
was on American Stevens. This is an

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American rid Hi luclusa. Uh.
Part of my airphones, I've been tapping

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wires on. Yes, Well,
what could you possibly want to see me

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about? Well, mister Parker,
you have an employee, and you employed

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by the name of Wilson. That's
right, he's a salesman for us.

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Well, I far it informed you
that we have discovered that this man Wilson

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is a spy. What Wilson the
spy? That's right, He's a regular

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matse Harry, That's what he is. Yeah, there's no question about it,

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Messer. He's a versatile all right. Yeah. If I got suspicious

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of him when he was I thought
he was working for a foreign government.

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The first time I met him.
Well, why what happened? Welly pull

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out his wallet and asked me by
a change for a rubo. Well,

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tell me this, if there's any
truth to what you say, Just what

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country do you suspect him of working
for? Well Nails? We can figure

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he's working on a free lance basis. Oh yeah, he's lancing for everybody.

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We don't look at the suit case
and found forty seven different flags.

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Now in Kings this country has ever
invaded. No matter who comes, he's

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on their side waving the flag here. Well, up to now, this

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has all been sheer supposition on your
part that he's a spy. Have you

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any definite proof of this? We
turn, we give him a test on

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the light detective machine. You know
they won them things with all the needles

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and the bulbs and the dials go
all over it. Well, anyway,

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we set the dials and we stap
this thing on the man's arm, and

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we asked him point blank, he
is you in the employer of any foreign

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government? What happened? The machine
blew up and we had to finally throw

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water on This has gone just about
far enough. I don't know who you

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are or what your purpose is.
We've always found Wilson to be a trusted

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employee. Mister Parker, you gotta
fire us. Man now look for your

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information. Not only are we not
going to fire it, but it might

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interest you to know that we're transferring
him today to our Albuquerbe branch. Well,

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he'll occupy a much more important position
than he does now. Oh,

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if you are transferred to Albuquerque.
Huh, that's all right with us,

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just as long as he's out of
the United States. Who don't care?

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Well you knowing in the house.
Yeah, I guess, Miss Wilson,

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just be ready to leave. You
finally gonna get rid of that saxophone plan

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drive me crazy. It's really gonna
be your relief. Oh, Miss Wilson,

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Hello, Stevens. I thought I
heard you come in. Well,

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I'm gonna have to leave you.
Boss told me today I've been transferred to

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Albuquirque Brains. Oh that's too bad, just when we was learning to love

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you too. Yeah, well,
I gotta leave right away. Got my

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grits old packed. Oh, I
certainly haven't George staying here. Well,

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I guess this is goodbye? Then, yes it is. Well I'm off.

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Oh, say goodbye the little woman
for me. Wonderful woman, wonderful

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woman. No, goodbye, Miss
Wilson. Goodbye. Well lad he gone,

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and for the first time I'll have
a little peace and quiet. Oh.

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Oh, how fire, I didn't
know you was in the house.

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Where's you George? Oh yeah,
just left. He was such a nice

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man. I'm sure all missing.
But at least he left it something to

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remember him by. Here, It
isn't he taking me how to play it?

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Too? Well? Come in fellas
there to see ye hi, Amma's

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high. Well hello there he must
be just drop over to see your little

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baby, little Amazandra. Yeah that's
right. Well see right here in the

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crib, say hello to your godfather's
honey. Yeah it was hello. I

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went to quite a lot of expense
to bring a present here for a little

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darling. See here, Amasandra.
Uh, how do you like that?

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Well, that's very nice, But
don't these things something like that? It's

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a little advanced for three months old
baby. Oh no, she'll learn how

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to handle it no time. Or
listen, ladies and gentlemen. Many people

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have written in asking where they can
get the lovable Amosandra doll. Well,

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we're happy to tell you that the
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department or chainstore. Amosandra is really
a beautiful doll, you know, amos

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To hear mister Gardiner talk like that
almost makes me want to be a mother.

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Speaking of mothers, aamos how many
women is they in the world?

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Oh? There are millions? And
why well, then it's safe to say

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course. More women use Rinsto than
any other was stay soap in the world.

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Is that right, mister Cotton?
All right? Is Rinso? More

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women use Rinso than any other wash
day soap in the world. You nineteen

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fifty Rinsol contains solium, the scientific
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whiter than brand new washupl colors even
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contain solium. Good night, folks, see you next Sunday. Yeah,

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At the same time, when leave her

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