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it seems to be some spring cleaning going on today in the household of George
King Face, Stevens, They King Face and his wife Scipphire now in the
back bedroom washing windows. Fire is sitting on the window sill with her feet
in the room, washing the outside of the glass. Look, you big
loafa. If you won't do no work, the least you could do it
hold my ankles inside there, my line checking on this window stills cleaning the
outside of the windows. Well, I'll hold them. Don't worry about the
things north faust to fall all of this window last, to drop to the
ground would kill me. George, Why is you looking at me like that?
Oh nothing, I'd never get away with it anyway. I tell them,
why are we spending so much time cleaning this back room? Don't tell
me your mama's coming to stay with us again? And what would be so
terrible about that? Listen, south Fire, there's only three major disasters that
ever hit this present generation. The Blizzard of eighty eight, the San Francisco
earthquake, and your mama. And I think I got him in the wrong
order too. Just about have of that, George, And it so happens
all he's cleaning up ain't for mama. We've had so little money coming in
the past few months. I don't reached the decision we're taking in a boat
a border nothing do in south Fire, Stevens. I just couldn't bear to
discreet having the neighbors to know that my wife had to run a room that
my sweet little spots had to think so low as to take in a border.
Well, George, that sweet of you to be so considerate. But
what else can I do? Well, maybe you could get your old job
back washing cars something like that. Well, George, it so happens,
I don't already rented the room out to a boat. Well, I ain't
gonna have no board in this house. I'll throw him in his bags out
in the streets. But he's a nice man. I'll cost him right out
on his ear. But George, he's paying us eighteen dollars a week.
When can I welcome this charming fellow? Yes, and and me and south
fires and took in the border a border, kingfish, I are surprised that
you were doing a thing like that. Why, well, after all,
kings, viz I done rends somewhere that a man's home is supposed to be
his castle, place where he can get away from the cares of the world
and seek sanctuary. Yeah, no, hander, but this fella's pens eighteen
dollars a week. Oh, eighteen dollars. Well, I guess you can
tear down the castle for that tad. Down the stature and everything else for
that coming this. What kind of fella is he? Thking? Well,
I ain't met him yet and there uh, he came in last night after
I went to sleep, when he left us morning before I woke up.
That man gonna kill herself. He wanted to get a hit all of sleep.
I just scooped around his room door and kind of get a line on
him. He sure brought a lot of baggage with him. Yeah, the
house. His clothes too, tights on the under the arm. My god,
I think the south Fire would have been considerate enough to take in the
size forty four for that need. Well, anyway, at least you can
use his neck ties and hankschiefs. Well, the men's thing I were go
to the house. We gonna feed the man. I done told south Fire
the things do is to start the meals off with a lot of water and
sweet rolle. That'll blow him up and he'll be slowed down by the time
to expense this stuff. Come meeting Little Vanessa. Well, either that or
you could send him right across the table from Sapa. Yeah, that ought
to take his appleta. Yeah, who the mean thing? What kind of
mus we're gonna serve the man, and you live with the board, and
what kind of stuff you get over there? Oh? Not so good,
King Fish, tell you the truth. When the food comes to the table
that looks so bad you can't eat it? Look bad? Huh yeah,
what do you do in it? Well, lately, I done found a
way to solve the problem. I just use my napkin as a blindfold and
plow right there. Yeah. Well, I hoop his board and things working
it already. My I gonna get on home now and meet him at supper.
Yeah, you know, there's just one thing, King Fish. I
don't like to mention this, but you know, with a border around the
place, there's always the chance that he might run off with your wife.
You know. Yeah, I thought of that too, and it but my
luck it would never happen. George, is that you? Yeah, whom's
offer? George? Look in the parlor, there's flowers, and I got
the lights out and candles live in there. It's all ready for the boat.
Hold us most don't tell me your food has killed him already. Funny,
George read somewhere in there. I want mister Wilson's first meal here to
be a pleasant one. Everything's on the table. Now you go wash your
hands? Now, calling wash my hands? For what? Father borders Bennet
fit, What are you talking about? I ain't gonna touch the fellow.
George be quiet. I'm gonna call mister Wilson now. Oh, mister Wilson,
Dennis ready if you are now? I remember George be nice too.
Remember he's paying us eighteen dollars a week. Well, don't worry about me.
I don't get along with anybody for eighteen dollars a week. Well,
well you must be Steven. Put it there, old boy Windrow Wilson's name,
but my friends call me Wendy Windy Wilson. How far we gotta get
more money? Here? Let's sit down. Looks like you got a wonderful
meal on the table here, Missus Stevens. Oh, I'm crazy about roast
beef. I'll just help myself here. Certainly nice being with you people.
Oh, by the way, Stevens, what line of work you in?
Well? Of some? I have retired around the house a lot around the
house, lot u, Missus Stevens. I wonder if I could have a
lock on my bedroom door. Well, I don't think that'll be necessary.
Oh, this roast beef certainly is good. Alright. You know, I'm
very glad I found this place, very comfortable here. You know, a
lot of single men like hotels. Not me. I'm a friendly type,
lo half people around me all the time. I'll help myself another piece of
beef here. Say, for Stephens, you've seen rare a quiet what's wrong?
Well, speak up if you have something to say, join in the
conversation. I mean, never got anywhere in a lot keep his mouth shut.
Well, that's right, speaker, You know that conversation. You gotta
learned express. That's what you got a mouth in the mind for usual.
Well, I agree with you. See I always field it off a man.
Now, now, let's not overdo it. And I hate a black
mouth. You know you gotta listen sometimes too. I'm the listening type myself.
I'm short of on the quiet side. I can't help it, that's
the way I am. Well, I'll have some more potatoes and some more
beef, and say, I see there's one piece of roast beef. Flip.
I'll help myself to that. Hold less you over on my fleet,
now get off of my plate. Well, George, wasn't that a lovely
dinner. Lovely dinner. I didn't think he'd ever stop talking after dinner.
When he went in his room and got quiet, it was like a sawmill
shutting down. I wonder what they're doing in the room now. Well,
he was telling me that every night he goes in his room and spends a
couple of hours working on his top. Ho huh, that'll most likely one
of them stamp collectors. You know. They call him a philanthropy lad the
older here and I don't have to listen at him no more. And sure,
Peace was just sitting here and relaxing. Yes, I love this time
of the day. George, Yeah, nice and crime. Oh that's moket.
What in the world is that? God? That's his hoppy? He
plays the saxophone. Oh no, I wanna be blowing into the right end
of that thing, my dog, I says, he plays it very well.
And red Sails in the Sunset is my favorite song. And well that
was a help of lease he knows, and other tunes the back of the
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been having little trouble with that border. You're a kings Oh yes he was.
He been there a week now and I'm about to go out of my
mind. Oh yeah, that saxophone is really getting the King fris Oh.
I tell you, boy, that plan of his is ruining my health.
Already got migratory headaches. Tell me that the saxophone really that bad. Kingsy
bed even the cats on the back fences, leaving you why he went to
my docim. Yeah, Well, what did the doctor prescribe gave me?
Well, he agreed that if listening to that saxophone plan was giving me the
headache and ruining my health, that I all do something about it. Cause
he give me some pills for a sedative. I call him a Phoeno barber
Pool or something like that. How the work I had to work no good?
The boarder wouldn't take them. I tell the boys, I threw that
bumot. But Southphi won't limit. She thinks he's charming, you know.
Of course they come to the table with a clean T shirt on for something
or what that Well, I can't even though South Fire wants him there.
It's even to me like that. Well, the husband ought to be the
boss of the house, and you ought to figure out somewhere of getting that
man out of that. I don't want to get messed up in it,
but I feel that way. But I got a wrong along fellow. So
long, so long? You know? And what am I said about being
the boys? Give me how I did watch that game? It well,
south Fire owner took the board in to get money. Now, if I
was to get a job and bring him some money, I would be the
boss of the house again, I could throw the fello out no matter what
she said. Holy smoke, you're gonna take a job. You must take
that saxophone even worse than I fush you it. But I got a hangle
on him. Look here, I'll go down to the government unemployment office and
have him given me a job for a couple of months as an executive.
Then I'll quit this and then I'll be eligible for the unemployment insurance. Again,
King Fish, I'll go with you. This is a rare thing,
seeing you asking for workers, like seeing a totally click yeah, uh say,
and the unemployment man say to sit right here at this desk and he
be right back to interview him for the job. Yeah. Well, you
know he might give you a secretive job of that if you play the thing
right. Yeah, well, I say, wait a minute, he'll come
to fellow. Now, all right, mister Stephens, as I understand it,
you wish him point Oh yes, it does. Right. I'd like
to have some dignified position, uh, in keeping with my stationery in life.
That's what I'd like to have. Now, mister Stevens, how recently
if you work what was your last job? Well, now, let me
think, Uh, it was only a short time ago. My last job.
Don't quite record what that job was now, I remember Kingfish. It
was driving a horse car. You have to excuse miss the Brown. Yeah,
he was thinking about my grandpa. Oh, that's what he was in
there. Or what was your last job? Well, just for example,
two years ago, I got three hundred and fifty dollars from the Eureka Mammoth
Furniture Company. Furniture company. That was your salary? Uh I think it
was. No, it wasn't, Kate. Don't you remember you were sleeping
in the alley behind that factory and one of the trucks backed over your foot.
I had a big job at the time still, and all of us
vice presidents took a nap out there in the alley. Oh. Now getting
back to this job. You got something from me? Uh, well,
like something like in a bank or maybe the Federal Reserve, you know,
something counting money, A good at that kind of stuff. Well, you
didn't think it was two more talents. Well, I've just been looking over
the list of jobs here, mister Stevens, and I see one I think
would stick your talents to a teat and fine? Or what is it.
It's over New Jersey picking berries, picking burs. Well, now just a
minute, most I got kind of a bad back, and I'm gonna tell
you about my back too. You know, I bend over, like every
time I bend over, my sake, Alia Jack pops out, Oh Joe,
Joe, some time of thing pop third, twenty thirty feet o us
two days to find at once. Well, if that job doesn't shoot you,
here's one running a freight elevator on a night shift freight olevator on nights
ship. Well, now about that job. I can't stand being closed in
a small players like elevator. See, I got what they call the close
staphobia. That's what I got. Well, I tell you, mother,
you better forget about that one. Uh just a minute. Here there's another
job here. You might handle a cleaning job, standing on a ladder and
washing walls. Well, I couldn't take that lot of job neither. I
went's wrong with that? Don't tell me that would give your claustaphobia. Uh
nor. But when I work up higher like that, I get to the
hydrophobia that King Christ, listen, what you're gonna do now? Well,
I don't know, and uh it's gonna have to live with that saxophone player
until I can find some other wheels. Oh, George, you finally got
home. Why have you been well? I had to fight a supper with
an I just couldn't stand coming home and listening to wind it as even say,
I don't hear no saxophone plan. Where is it? Well, I
don't think you're here tonight, George. He brought a friend home from the
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Oh men them two sacks of phone was blatant last night? I got a
Doubleheadacre's mark, Come in doors open? Who is the He's the most the
most important member of the comedy. It's the most intelligent, is the smallest
man? I I I nobody much. I ain't got time to create.
It's almost five o'clives. I wanna get back to my barble shop and get
myself with shaved. Well, how come you got to get back there before
five? I I I gotta get back there before I cold. Oh look
at, I really got myself a problem today. I got a saxophone playing
board up in my players and I gotta find some way to get rid of
him, or he's driving the crazy oh, tell tell you wish dag,
that ain't any but one way to get that boat out. Take off your
cold, roll up your sleeves, walk right up to him and say you
by the way he teach how tall he is? Five for ten? How
tall was the bat? Uh? Six foot four? Why don't you sue
him? He's good? If you could got to throw him out? That
what you do? Well I can. Besides that my way who limit jes
A is a nice fella. On top of that, we need the board
money. I gotta find some way to make him leave of his own violation.
That's what I got. Why why do hit you for living? Tell
me that whether they do really went for some big business organization. I was
thinking if that was someway, I could get him fired from his job so
that he couldn't afford to pay the board. He'd have to go back to
Georgia where he comes from. Yeah, you know this thing that all these
big firms word back now where there and Paul lives is on American stuff.
Now, if you if you, if you was to go up to this
fellow's boss and I tell him that you were a member of an investigating community
and you found out some bad things about him. You you you might get
him fired that way. See, yes, say that ain't a bad idea.
And that's exactly what I gonna do, too, shorty, and I'll
find hand in. I'll get him to help me. You know. I
I kind of still signed for balling because cause if they had their troubles too.
I know, because I I used to live in a boatling house myself
or you a good shorting. Oh yeah, it was a beautiful room or
a paneled with all Rianda Ruggs never feels. I remember one night I was
having some friends over, and so I decided to make it nice and home.
ILL have a loud fire going for Yeah, that's always nice. Oh
yeah, I got some beautiful hickory lobs. I got the right kind of
killing the water. By the time they got there, I had a real
run file going. But boy was my landlord sun I come Orlotte? Well
you see he you I was no fireplace. Let's go in. And then
the secretary said that this is mister Parker's office, he's the boss. Yeah,
well I has all said, oh come in. My secretary said,
you wanted to see me on something important. Oh that's why sir, very
important. Uh, we are members of the UN American Investigating Committee. For
meant me to introduce ourselves. I was on American Stevens. This is an
American rid Hi luclusa. Uh. Part of my airphones, I've been tapping
wires on. Yes, Well, what could you possibly want to see me
about? Well, mister Parker, you have an employee, and you employed
by the name of Wilson. That's right, he's a salesman for us.
Well, I far it informed you that we have discovered that this man Wilson
is a spy. What Wilson the spy? That's right, He's a regular
matse Harry, That's what he is. Yeah, there's no question about it,
Messer. He's a versatile all right. Yeah. If I got suspicious
of him when he was I thought he was working for a foreign government.
The first time I met him. Well, why what happened? Welly pull
out his wallet and asked me by a change for a rubo. Well,
tell me this, if there's any truth to what you say, Just what
country do you suspect him of working for? Well Nails? We can figure
he's working on a free lance basis. Oh yeah, he's lancing for everybody.
We don't look at the suit case and found forty seven different flags.
Now in Kings this country has ever invaded. No matter who comes, he's
on their side waving the flag here. Well, up to now, this
has all been sheer supposition on your part that he's a spy. Have you
any definite proof of this? We turn, we give him a test on
the light detective machine. You know they won them things with all the needles
and the bulbs and the dials go all over it. Well, anyway,
we set the dials and we stap this thing on the man's arm, and
we asked him point blank, he is you in the employer of any foreign
government? What happened? The machine blew up and we had to finally throw
water on This has gone just about far enough. I don't know who you
are or what your purpose is. We've always found Wilson to be a trusted
employee. Mister Parker, you gotta fire us. Man now look for your
information. Not only are we not going to fire it, but it might
interest you to know that we're transferring him today to our Albuquerbe branch. Well,
he'll occupy a much more important position than he does now. Oh,
if you are transferred to Albuquerque. Huh, that's all right with us,
just as long as he's out of the United States. Who don't care?
Well you knowing in the house. Yeah, I guess, Miss Wilson,
just be ready to leave. You finally gonna get rid of that saxophone plan
drive me crazy. It's really gonna be your relief. Oh, Miss Wilson,
Hello, Stevens. I thought I heard you come in. Well,
I'm gonna have to leave you. Boss told me today I've been transferred to
Albuquirque Brains. Oh that's too bad, just when we was learning to love
you too. Yeah, well, I gotta leave right away. Got my
grits old packed. Oh, I certainly haven't George staying here. Well,
I guess this is goodbye? Then, yes it is. Well I'm off.
Oh, say goodbye the little woman for me. Wonderful woman, wonderful
woman. No, goodbye, Miss Wilson. Goodbye. Well lad he gone,
and for the first time I'll have a little peace and quiet. Oh.
Oh, how fire, I didn't know you was in the house.
Where's you George? Oh yeah, just left. He was such a nice
man. I'm sure all missing. But at least he left it something to
remember him by. Here, It isn't he taking me how to play it?
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