You're listening to the Downbeat, nine, the Free and the second Something Crazy
that happened on Live TV yesterday. Here's the quick update on the I thirty
five chase from yesterday morning in the early morning hours, like two am.
Was a stolen vehicle and they flew off the ramp at I thirty five and
Woodall rogers dropped eighty feet to their fiery deaths. Below. We're at there
at four to twenty nine a Continental Avenue exit. It was a twenty one
year old female, twenty two year old female, twenty one year old male,
twenty one year old male, kids kids kids premrving. Yep, they
stole a car. That's what they think. Something confirmed that was stolen.
But I think that's what it looks like. Yeah, it is actually confirmed.
Yeah, but you know, we don't know what type of car theft
it was. It could have been they borrowed a family member's car for a
joy ride, you know, and it got reported stolen. Or it could
have been active GTAs that are out looking to do some serious crime. But
it didn't need to in that way. Man. The other day, Danny,
we did the story on Elmo's tweet. Everyone Elmo said Hey, just
checking in. How's everyone doing? And then everyone told them how bad they're
doing Elmo and is Rocco Elmo's a little buddy. I don't know. I
know you've watched a lot of this, but here's the thing. I was
a I was an og Sesame Street. Yeah, you know. I took
part in it when it was like airing for in real time, and by
the time Elmo got around, by the time they I felt like Sesame Street
somewhat jumped the shark and added an unnecessary character, I was already out.
So I did not grow up in the Elmo generation, and I kind of
just dispreaded anything that involves Elmo. Well, Elmo kind of sucks. Well
Elmo that was super popular because he got tickled that one time. The Pillsbury
could have made so much money. But just making a tackle me a tip,
will me no boy? Or tackle me no boy too, whatever makes
the same sound. Spell it backwards or forwards. It's still yesterday on the
Today Show. We've got all the great memes of our time, and this
meme will take off. Well before we do that, let's play an intro
song right here, JJ crink me up here we go. Yeah, Mikey
wing but Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey
wing bud, Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey had wing
but he had weird food in his gut. He went to the restroom,
did the restroom strut? Can I get a what what on the wing?
But he's back now, Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey wing but Mikey
ween but Mikey wing bud, Mikey wing bud, Mikey wing but Mikey wing
but Mikey wing but Mikey but Mikey we but Mikey we But that was Are
you okay? Chuck your patties? That idiotcy had no chance of living.
But you guys just did so good with that that I'm gonna hear that forever.
What helps when you have a little background help? That was beautiful.
Good job, Danny, you realized that records for recording. I had to
run out of here. Mikey had too many wings for breakfast. Normally had
to dismiss himself to the potty room. Oh spot, I normally don't pound
but nearly a dozen delicious boneless wings at seven forty five am. So the
delicate ecosystem and my gut health suffered. Do you need to make a poop
poop delicious? Low? I was in there, like, is there any
chance or not? Just spilling this whole tale, laying yes. Actually moved
on, we reported on some important stories. It's funny how it just you
see the spread of food and it just starts with one French fry and the
next thing you know, thirty minutes later, you're in the devil's cauldron.
Yeah, just creating mass casualty. The sad moment, tonna have. I'm
good, I hold off I eat those wings. You did start eating those
wings? Try that, honey, Butter warned it. I had like five
of them. Dude, it happened. That's what happens to you. You
always overread it. Like we last time, stop things. I like water
Burger's great and they brought us up the chili cheeseburgers. Last time we took
a bite. You ate the whole thing and pout. That was a seven
AM chili cheeseburger. Yeah, you ate the whole thing in one commercial break.
It was so everybody better than the last. It's so good. It
all comes at a price, though when you eat in the morning, you
shouldn't have to in the morning. Thanks for smoothly covering for me, bros.
Absolutely walk in for a two minute open you guys like Larry David right,
really good though almost good. Thank you. The one minute opened it
seems like, yes, Larry David's badass. So will you remember the Elmo
tweet checking in how's everyone doing? So on the Today Show yesterday they have
the three people including uh yeah, the three people Hoda and Huda what's her
name? From Twitter? And then uh you got Elmo and Elmo is there
with Rocco behind the couch and now they're gonna throw the roker over there by
the weather, and the roker stops the showdown because they're gonna interview Larry David
in a minute. But Larry David couldn't help but insert himself into the scene
and I'm gonna play the audio and then kind of stopping explains going on because
if you haven't seen it, you will know the weather. Wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait, Okay, this is Larry David grabbing Elmo by
the face. Squeezing his nose, sound like Mikey pushing salespeople out of the
way on the way to the restaurant. Can you hear the muffle on Jesus
move wait wait wait wait Okay, So Larry David and and then he throws
a fake punch at Rocko. Okay. And then so he's got Elmo in
his hands, like squeezing him, and that's the muffling of the mics.
Permission, ask permission before you touch people. Now you've gone too far.
This time, somebody had to do it. Somebody had to do it.
Someone got a snapshot. And it's crazy because the three Today Show anchors are
like in cho so they didn't know who was gonna do it. Rocco is
watching and Larry David has anger on his face and he's got his big hand
all over Elmo's face like he's trying to suffocate him. He's giving him the
iron claw basically. And the picture is beautiful. I mean, I want
Ziggi to make the Anupama picture of this, like it's so good because it
looks like Larry Day's really bad. He's just doing a funny bitter and it's
kind of funny. The Muppets responded pretty well, because Elmo's a little funny.
We need to talk about how you feel. It's kind of funny.
Almost quick on his feet. You can say what you want. There's a
panic moment. Puppeteers are a good ad lib. Absolutely. Yeah. It
was probably not a good look for the network. If you know, the
muppets are getting assaulted, and Savannah Guthrie in approach, she is you you
love Elmo, don't you? Larry he does. He just went and assaulted
the muppets. Wait, wait, wait, they don't know what they're doing.
Oh man, someone had to do it. Kind of he was tired
of Elmo trying to spread positivity. There's a good painting right there, Danny.
You see it. It's great, It's pretty good. It's so funny.
Let's two birthdays real quick. She cares forty seven? Come is she
really didn't get a fiery d Wow? Yeah, come and get the fire
d like she's age appropriate for the ding. Forty seven. That's a that's
a little young for you. The way you like him too, about a
five, Danny, it's the way you like him about eight years younger.
And they evade their taxes. Yeah, do that fine with that bad girl.
Huh, I like a little naughty she married. Probably, No,
she's dating. Uh, who's the haughtie that she's dating. Now she's dating
someone famous. She wasn't the soccer guy and then he cheated on her.
Really yeah, I had something to do with some type of sauce. It's
very weird. Donald Driver's forty nine. I forgot I had a Panini Donald
Driver card. I was going to leave out in the field for someone to
come, yet I'd still be sitting there. I'm pretty sure. Sean Elliott's
fifty six Spur and Arizona Wildcat. Do you think he went out and partied
when he was given a kidney like Selena Gomez did. I don't know that
either of those things are true. They did. Selenam has received a kidney,
she did, yeah, really yeah? And the person young or recently
pretty young. I think the person that gave her the kidney was like,
I don't understand she's partying all the time. I gave her my kid Yeah,
hey, you know what, you gave it up. Don't worry about
me. Yeah. Kenny Albert's fifty six House, Yes, I always thought
Kenny Albert kind of looks like groobs. Yeah, I could say that a
little had a big face. Both are large face, more to see,
more to love. The difference is Grubes's face is infinitely more kissable, right,
absolutely. Christie Brinkley's seventy seventy and looks sixty. Anny, would you
go on a date with Christy Brinkley? I would go on several dates with
Christy. Speaking of big face, Dog the Bounty Hunter seventy one, large
face, he does not get bigger than that head. He's in jail,
yaw is he in jail? I hope he needs to be in jail.
He just I don't know. I don't know anything about him. I don't
know if he's ever committed any crimes. He needs to be in jai.
I don't know. He's not in jail. He was about to go get
cavalcante. Yeah, I think he yeah, remember that. Yeah, he's
you're thinking, you're thinking racist. No, I just think that he just
looks like somebody that needs to be in jail. Farah Faucet would have been
seventy seven, but she died on a hot birthday. Didn't she die on
the same day as somebody else? Or was that somebody else. I think
you're thinking someone else else. No, No, Farah Fawcett died. She
died on this day or were your birthday? Birthday? Okay, her deathday
is the same as Michael Jacks. Michael Jackson, I bet you love Farah
Fawcett. Huh, Yeah, she was great when she passed away. That
was bad news for the East Dallas Lotion Company. They announced a massive round
of layoffs when Danny stopped going there. Ha should go home and work here
anymore. She was getting old. Where are we relying on that so much?
Just one guy? He's like Alright's lotion company. We have one guy,
matter, tons of lotions. Everything must go. We're closing off the
East Dollars Lotion Company after Farah Fawcett and Suzanne Summers passed. We're going to
have to make our own tissue paper to stay in business, and that is
too much overhead. Here's some talkbacks brought to you by vans Stare Restoration.
Your messages from the red button on the iHeartRadio. Go Hey, guys,
it's Thomas the tank Engine here. It'd be quite devious if train lobbyists we're
in the national media pushing bad plane stories. Man, that would be just
terrible more train business for me. And I'm the best shade ever Go Trains.
I support Go Trains as a slogan for a company. Okay, he
may be honest on the because just yesterday was watching, like I told you,
that Pro Bowl thing, and I've seen it on two different things,
maybe in golf. It was golf too. There was an advertisement for this
train right like the Wild Way. It goes to the Canadian Rockies, okay,
and another one that goes through Colorado. And it's like a luxury train,
sort of like this Viking European cruises, but a luxury train. And
they show these kind of older a little bit older but eaten, whining dining
going to BAMF from Vancouver to BAMF or British Columbia and Alberta. And I
actually went to their website. I'm like, that sounds aw. I don't
know, it's not like a fun cool idea, but it was three thousand
dollars per head right on for like a five or six day trip. But
it's just like a cruise, but obviously on land and you make stops and
have excursions. I'm like that sounds like a cool thing I never really considered
and go train and they're just they're showing like the most beautiful parts of the
trip. And the reality is you spend seventy five percent of it driving through
towns like Allney. Yeah, just stuck in only yeah, not seeing beautiful
mountains. I like to get off into the birthplace of a radio star,
Kevin Turner. You can do so and just no one stands up. Look
a windmill? Great? No, they go from Vancouver to baf It's gorgeous,
every every inch of it over here to the ride is the air tractor
factor when you're you gonna catch up on sleep Kevin granddaddy founded years ago and
Kevin stands to inherit and nowland trends of the attractors. Guys, the great
leland snow founded air tractor Mike, don't be a I bet he's a legend.
Huh. He's a legend everywhere He's nationally known. Everyone knows about him.
Really, Hey, guys, this is a freak. Glenn in Vegas.
Okay, I live here, guys. We're in the Pacific time zone.
That hurts my heart that you don't realize how early I get up to
listen to you. Okay, you guys start at four o'clock in the morning,
and I'm not even Hispanic killing me. Guys, Vegas is specific time
zone. Sorry about that, and noted we'll never forget Hispanics. We did
have that corrected via the text pretty quickly. That was a funny trend a
couple of weeks ago. I just assumed Mountain. Yeah, we're not.
Are we supposed to know what every city's time zone is? I mean,
you me educated guests, we know now. Part of the reason we do
this is to learn stuff. You know, I know, despite what you
listeners think, we don't actually know everything. Yeah, we're not three geniuses
in the here. As matter of fact, we're not even moderately intelligent.
No, no, nothing significantly below average intelligence discernible talents. That's another big
problem. Do you think all three of our IQ's equal menso level we couldn't
reach mensa? No, the three of us collectively. If you had all
of our IQ's, sure we could. No, I don't know. You
asked the other day if grain was bred. I'm so wondering. Danny asked,
why do we need some critter to tell us the weather? Why do
I try to make you guys laugh every day with my stupid comment why do
I walk around my house yelling car wash? Because if you think about it,
we're all idiots and it's fun. Is a beautifully encompassing talkback. We're
all idiots and it's fun. It's fun. Hey boys, Sworn in by
you guys to listen to my sit down interview this week with Jay Shetty where
we talk about all these new lax drug laws and people making all this money
off CBD, Delta Delta and I my ass went to jail for k TU
and how I don't blow my brains out every night. Also we speak about
how his name sounds like something Vince McMahon would do ear in a threesome.
Well, anyways, sixty four days to WrestleMania Showcase the Immortals, Mike,
I love your bones? Well anyways, shitty the Showcase of the Immortals.
Oh Shaddy, who does sound something brilliant? He's brilliant. Good morning down
Bee loving the broadcast so far excellent show everybody. Quick question, Kevin,
could you please elaborate on what's a breakfast boner? Like? If you see
a breakfast taco, do your juices get flowing. Let's first segment sometimes morning
Breakfast Boner. Hey, good morning guys. My name is Robin. I
live out here in Bottom Texas. I just want to say, man,
you guys really give me a good ride to work in the morning, uh
every morning. On ninety seven point one The Free I love the news you
guys spread out, Danny Bayless, you rock brother, Thank y'all so much,
peace Out ninety seven one The Freak Ain't Robin's kind of a badass name
for a dude. Yeah, yeah, and that was a kind thing,
but kind of a little too Danny focused. I feel like I just said
my stupid name. Yeah, but our names were right there. I felt
like you liked all. Remember the baby was he picked? He picked his
favorite? Okay, you never do that to your kid. Yeah, but
Robin apparently don't. Bottom Line World and it's fun. Three morning. Hey,
Kat, you did a little deep dive here on that Pirates movie you're
supposed to review. And I thought I had a very good plotline and the
CGI was very good like Transformers, and I mean I gave a good review.
I think four out of five Stiffies, you all have a good one.
Four five forgot. We extended my timeline to next week. I'll get
it done Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday next week. Yes, we need to
get in the weekend. Don't cegi, I didn't think of a CGI budget.
Are we gonna have a cracking? How do they get on those boats?
Good morning boys, I will always gladly start every morning with good cross
Canadian ragweed Discourse. Okay, last one and we're getting out of here.
Did that aviation reporter just announce her Jason? Entire industry? Only time will
tell, will tell the JJ Jackson, Mike's Roy Dana Bell. We haven't
we week coming next week as well. Thanks for joining us all week long.
Let's have an MF and weekend everyone, let's party. Come on Ben
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