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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven one the freak thirty minutes away,

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we'll discuss. Man, it's the
most Philadelphia Eagles thing ever that their security

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guard is involved in a football game
story. I had to rewind that and

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watch it three times last night,
just so dumb. And then I think

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there's some corruption going on elsewhere in
sports. So I'm just gonna tell you,

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I'm going to harden the paint mother
efforts. At seven, I'm going

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in and it's not an inch of
it's contrived one inch, not even a

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single inch. So it's all real. All your inches are real. Yeah,

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there's nothing but real inches here.
That's good. Look Wall some evidence

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for our uh get these people off
the damn sideline because you had your security

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man and we also had broken leg. Man, it was not a good

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day on sideline with the five hundred
people that are three feet away from absolute

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monsters playing football at full speed.
We're gonna have some changes made. That

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was a gross leg snap. Oh
more on that, Steven, There you

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go. I guess leg snap audio
at seven it's got abut at seven thirty,

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do you guys remember the horrific event
that started off the year of twenty

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twenty three. I do not tell
you about it. Always got a guess,

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no, but I January first,
last year three. What's your strategy

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on timeline for that? Because again
is that just this week is? Or

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that next week too? The just
this week? Man? So you think

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we're gonna get through what three months
every day? I'm a beast. I'm

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gonna make sure you don't. I
know you are to make sure and I

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don't like it fails. But technically
December has it happened yet, So it's

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only eleven months. So if we
can get through two months each day,

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I think we're good, all right, long as no one throws a wrench

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into it. Let's do this now
to get draft fight out of that to

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hear the most boring all right,
the most important thing in the world.

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We do every day at six thirty. Of course you start at six.

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Yeah, you get to tell this
exam crew that every day. I do

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think we will have announcement later in
the week, if not today, suit

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tomorrow actually about the Alamo draft House. Let's freaking chill movie series, because

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we are showing a movie this month
and Danny last week. Our good friend

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TJ. Miller, the comedian just
walked right in here during a break.

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Yeah, popped in here. He
was just looking through the window glass.

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Yeah, he was on what ofot
He was on with the neighbor station.

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That's awesome. And it was a
little awkward because I'd been texting with his

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manager or whatever the day before,
and I was like, well, look

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man, we had him on two
weeks ago, and it's the day after

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Cowboy Games andna be tough. And
he came in here and he started talking

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broncos. Yeah, did you guys
pop him on? No, he came

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in during the break, okay,
but we were talking sport and then I

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look, he's just peeking through the
glass and he was all excited and waited

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for the break and they wanted to
come in. So how to his freak

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friends? Did he remember being on? He did? He acted like he

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did. And we talked about that
too, like the superpower of making I

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felt like we're friends, Like I
definitely feel like we're buddies. Yeah,

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I don't. You weren't. Were
you not here for that? Yeah?

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So TJ. Yeah, okay,
he when he was on the phone with

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us, yes or zoom or whatever. Okay, that's Yeah, he was

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great. They told us about his
friend sushi place like somewhere in deep Ellum,

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which is awesome. It looks amazing
by the way, is it.

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Yeah, Amakazi Omakassie, Ohmacassi.
I think okay, And it's like hard

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to get in and expensive, and
he's like, oh dude, let me

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know, we'll call him, get
you guys in there. Completely taken care

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of. He goes, you'll you'll
be calmed, and he goes, if

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you like it, you know,
maybe talk about it on the radio,

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but if you don't like it,
never speak of it again. It's just

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very TJ. Miller. But I
was like, man, maybe we should

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have popped him on, and he
actually had some Russell Wilson takes too,

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as we'd kind of I'm gonna say
we lied. We didn't lie, but

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we did like we'd have like cowboys
stuff to get to after a cowboy's game.

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But we probably could have had him
on, but it's like we just

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had him on two weeks ago.
Yeah, I don't know. I off

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pretty much of the other shows,
but it was like, if it was

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peak Silicon Valley time, we would
have definitely had him on. Yeah,

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but I like him I liked him. I liked him too. I did

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some training over the break. Oh
you did, Yeah, me too.

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So when you were talking about,
you know, we get a meal comped

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at a sushi place and talk about
it on the air, I just completed

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some company ethics training that might prohibit
me from doing this. Oh yeah,

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you're right. No, that's where
I'm not gonna do it. Then,

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Kevin Well did so did any wondering
because last week it was Friday afternoon.

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I guess we learned that Luca was
going to be out for the Friday game

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because he had a baby. He
posted it Gabriella. That's her name.

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I love that name. I didn't
know that his lady was even pregnant,

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so I did without knowing because there
was a picture of them together at MAVs

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ball and some people were being mean
online. Oh not a lot, but

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but I was like, it looks
like there's maybe they were asking the questions.

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Yeah, what question is that?
Oh it's a question that I may

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or may not have asked. I
don't know about twenty two years go that.

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Uh it was ten to a different
term. You ever go fifteen it

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was before you were born. You
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plus years. I think I pulled
it. It's bad. It was twenty

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years ago. I think I'm the
one who pulled it. Put in the

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system. You were there, it
was your first day twenty years he says

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it too. Yeah, this is
so mean. But it turns out she

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was pregnant. Yes, that was
very backwoods because it's a choice, you

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know, you get to choose it's
one thing or the other. Yea.

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And she was pregnant and she was
making a baby in that picture she was

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showing some little mid section and the
people were mean. Yeah, and I

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wouldn't have ever seen that picture,
but it would. Someone popped up because

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actually there were some just commoners being
like, you know, you know,

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just being mean to say someone as
he took her to mas ball, MAVs

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ball, which was what a while
back. There is I mean, yeah,

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there is, maybe not there is. It's not real, but that

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this was this was rumored back then. Now now I want to see the

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day because it may be, it
may be. The date's important. The

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date's important because there is that period
kind of like the no man's land,

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where as inappropriate as it is,
sometimes in your mind you should ever say

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it out loud, but that question
is asked, yeah, because it's like,

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huh yeah, are you yeah?
I mean I almost should tell people

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what the question is. But are
you pregnant? Or have you put on

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a couple of pounds? March?
For what a twenty twenty three way to

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say that famous quote March forth,
Oh you're sweet. MAVs ball was in

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March. It's November. Now it's
December. Now here. She wouldn't have

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known she was pregnant them though,
No, I mean that it's like she

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just had the baby. She would
have been barely pregnant even known. No,

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but I didn't even know, uh
fully, but the Yeah, that

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was a surprising news because and lucas
pretty private clearly. But they are married,

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right that they getting married recently?
They got married? Well, I

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don't know there was a proposal,
right, Oh, that's right. They

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haven't gotten married because I went on
a bit of a rand of hey,

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man, don't make proposals too awesome. You're creating a world that men cannot

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live up to. Okay, don't
do it in the flowery, beautiful hills

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of Slovenia. Yeah, don't make
us obsolete. Right before Keviot has to

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do it obsolete, much like the
Vibrator Big five oil change. I did

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a kai, sir. It was
a beautiful place. Can you proposed that

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an oil changing place? We had
five minutes. It is either that or

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Gordon Steakhouse. I couldn't figure it
out. I decided to go with the

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oil changing place. Could I light
lightning fast sidebar? Please? So I

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watched The Amazing Race on CBS right
love it and they spent like two full

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episodes in Slovenia, and it's it's
gorgeous. It is maybe the most beautiful

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place on earth. That lake with
the little bitty island in the middle of

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it and that Yeah. I think
they were out on that lake. It's

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kind of like their Reunion Tower,
you know. Yea, the lake it's

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just so much better. Yeah,
just gets the heck out of here,

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Like, what's the season's over?
Oh my god, no doubt. But

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it's just beautiful. I mean I
knew it, I assumed it was,

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but just to see it, you
know, and Amazing Race has all the

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high deaf stuff and they're up in
the mountains and doing all kinds of wild

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stuff. Just gorgeous, and you
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But yeah, honeyway, it was
kind of beautiful just to see that.

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And I wanted to ask Luca if
he'd if he watched his amazing races,

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like to see his nation represented beautifully
like that. That's amazing that he proposed.

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Were there engagement photos engagement photos,
yes, okay, but she would

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have been like eight months pregnant when
he engaged. Now this is in the

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summer. I feel like it was
just a little while ago. No,

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let me help you out, okay. Uh So it was like August Anna

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Maria gold Tests is the beautiful She's
beautiful. Da pop the question on July

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seventh, an ode to the couple's
anniversary, and these seventh, number seventy

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seven on his jersey. Okay,
so she would have started her second trimester

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by then. So if they are
engaged, should be able to see evidence,

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Dack and shot good, Luca.
Well, that's the official, respect,

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bro, that's the This is the
official engagement photo. Look how beautiful

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it is. And it looks like
Kevin and Roxy pretty much. It's really

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the same. It's not just staring
right at her belly to see if she's

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showing she's wearing a puffy a puffy
skirt. Look at the beauty of the

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Please somebody take that photo and and
and photoshop them at a jiffy luth the

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put Kevin and Roxy's head. Don't
messle with her, She'll kill you.

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The so Marcus sentmeon had a playoff, I mean had a World series baby,

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that's true. Yeah, like like
not after like his first kid.

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He's got, you know, yeah, like three now, I believe.

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And then Dak we're learning is having
a baby and it actually be in March.

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And then Luca now kind of seemingly
out of nowhere, we've got baby

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feet. My guys, are you
guys gonna have any more kids? Danny?

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Are you asking me now or three
years ago? Three years ago?

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Was the answer still been No,
No, I knew I was having a

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kid three years ago. Yeah.
Because Malcolm turns three in March. I

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can't believe it's been freaking three years. He's growing so damn fast. He's

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becoming the hottest number on air personality
at nine. Won the freak. How

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the Panthers do yesterday? I want
more Malcolm all the time. Well,

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depending on how the Panthers did,
he might be nearing the lead and picks

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with Glenn's too, but yeah,
this was the third year for him to

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go see Santa Oh yeah. And
something that we do every year. And

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it's a strange little tradition. It's
a very Dallas tradition, and I think

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it's been the case for a lot
of people that have lived here for a

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long time to do this. And
it is Christmas at the downtown Neman Marcus

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Okay. And there are certain times
when I do something in this city and

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I'm reminded of where I live and
I think I can't remember what it was

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recently where attended an event was like, yep, I live in Dallas,

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and you get to see what the
percent is of America of what this city

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is. Very wealthy, old oil
town and just people that are dressed to

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the nines at all times and just
a very affluent community. Now where I

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live, it's not like that I
don't I don't mingle with those people.

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I don't know those people personally.
It's just not a world that I exist

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in, you know, living where
I live and the friends that I have.

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But every once in a while,
you get to do something where you

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kind of brush elbows with those people
and you're you know, Cash is kind

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of lit. He's kind of got
that, uh absolutely, and the fact

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that he you know, where he
lives and that cool high rise downtown.

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He sees that side of life a
lot more than you know, regular people

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that live in this city. But
going to Neiman Marcus for for Christmas photos

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with Santa is very much like that. It's a very nice, old mid

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century department store that's in the heart
of downtown Dallas, and there's it's the

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same Santa every year that we've been
going. And we did it when Malcolm

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was so Malcolm was born in March, so keep in mind, he's about

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you know, eight or nine months
old when Christmas rolls around. So we

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took him the first time, lost
his f in mind, Oh bloody murder.

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And the photos are beautiful, perfect. It's Sanna and he's sitting on

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his knee, just wailing ass crying, mouth wide open, just sheer terror.

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And I'm thinking, okay, well
we'll get you know, get to

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year two where he's almost two years
old, one year, nine months,

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same damn thing last year. But
this year is the year. It's like

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okay, and he's been talking about
it. He's like, go see Santa.

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Oh really, Oh yeah, yeah, he's I'm gonna go see Santa.

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Tell Santa what you want for Christmas? He goes, yeah, I

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told you what he wants for Christmas. Right, it's five things. Number

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one books, okay, number two, monster truck, number three, hot

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wheels, number four, ornaments,
number five, Christmas tree. He's like

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two others to journey get. Yeah, two of those are built to him.

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Ornaments. Don't waste one of your
wishes up to the genie. I

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just love the fact that the freaking
two year old can very perfectly phonetically pronounce

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the word ornaments, the ornaments.
So he's all prepared ready to tell Santa.

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her family and it's a big thing, like her sister and brother in law.

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then her parents you know, uh
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twenty minutes before Santa arrives, and
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going bananas in Neiman Marcus looking at
stuff going through all the different toys that

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are around there, climbing on this
giant bay that was just recently installed,

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employees having to tell Malcolm to stop
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it's exactly what you would have think
a total Christmas Time s show in a

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department store with five little ones just
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two of the older boys, they're
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or phones or whatever. But you've
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going crazy, and he's in the
best mood, doing whatever he wants,

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laughing, and then in walks Santa
from the elevator is his head whip Santa

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walk. Malcolm didn't see him.
Santa walked by. He looks up at

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him, and this was kick ass
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Yeah, he wore like an off white

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suit. He looked bad ass,
like mostly white but red accents, a

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little bit of red accents. But
it was like a it was it was

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the city edition of Santa Hell yeah. Yeah. So he walks by,

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Malcolm recognizes it Santa, and he
immediately starts bawling. Really, yes,

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he's all excited about that's what he's
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three. Just the sheer presence of
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to a little nine month old and
he immediately just started crying. He's like

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and he louder than God in Neiman
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and there isn't like a Beatlemania excited
cry. He was so pissed about

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Santa. So we spend a good
three or four minutes trying to get him

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to go talk to Santa. He
won't have any of it. Like okay,

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So when he's younger, you can
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just frozen and crying and you step
back for two seconds. He's almost three,

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and his little little air Jordans,
his little baby Jordans, have the

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power of a wrecking ball, and
they're always directed by laser technology to Dad's

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nuts always. I mean kick,
I'm picking him up, going, come

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on, let's just have a seato
it is I'm dealing with a rabid ferret

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that weighs forty pounds. Is away, Yes, so he won't have he

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won't sit on Sanna, he won't
talk to Santa. He has definitely wants

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nothing to do with a guy that's
taking the photo with the stuffed animals going

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look over here, and wants nothing
to do with him. So so this

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year and I'll bring it tomorrow,
but I forgot to bring it today.

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It's it's family Santa photo. It's
me holding Malcolm, standing next to Santa,

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Mom flanking on the other side,
and I'm laughing, Mom's laughing.

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Santa's got this s eaton grin on
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year old wailing just and he looks
so cute. We were so ready.

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So all right, we're over three
with Santa. Hopefully hopefully next year will

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be different. But do you even
scream out ornaments? No? I don't

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even scream out any orders. No, he just he let the entire area

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of downtown Dallas know that Santa sucks. Yeah, buck. So after that,

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and just to kind of complete the
morning, and how dallasy it was,

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there's this big like it's kind of
a buffet serving thing where they do

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this Neiman Marcus restaurant thing and you
go in and it's badass food, a

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lot of holiday food, but there's
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They had some Mediterranean options and like
ten different salads. It's like fifty five

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dollars you know a person, but
it's really good and it's just you do

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that after you go see Santa and
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So we're on the way out and
Mom says, should we just try again,

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just to walk by and see if
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We walk by and I'll be damn. Malcolm's like, okay, see

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Santa again. And we tried to
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he talks to Santa. He's like, Hi, Sanna, Santa in him,

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exchange high fives, and we're inching
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on the lap h He gets closer, Santa reaches out to pick him up,

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and he hates Santa again. A
water works, the screaming, all

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of it, you know, laying
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Yeah. So yeah, there's no
change in that. Yeah, you

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know, he tried. Sanna is
not the most welcoming looking guy, if

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you think about Santa is a total
freak. Yeah, yeah, so again

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it makes sense. Yeah, but
all Malcolm, Yeah, he tried.

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I gave him a lot of credit. We were like, you know,

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you don't shame your kids at all
for anything. It's it's like, dude,

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you did a really good job.
You tried so hard to talk to

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Santa's had that to our bet payoff
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You gotta be Santa. You gotta
be Santa, or go sit on Santa.

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You gotta be Santa. Oh you
sit on Santa, but you gotta

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be Santa. But some type of
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here and sit on your last Okay, maybe not. I'll be Crystal Meth

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Santa. Santa's lost a lot of
way. What of that belly Santa?

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Have you ever y'all been seeing the
Grinch? No, people have been doing

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late the last few years. You
can, yeah that, but they also

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have like have Santa come to the
house, like somebody in the family who

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dress up as Santa, and then
they'll having like an uncle or something dress

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up as a Grinch and come and
take all their toys. Hilarious, And

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it's been happening in the last few
years. It's it's pretty good to handle

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that, but it's pretty funny.
Yeah, he hates Santa. Hey,

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real quick, I brought up a
pregnancy conception calculator. Oh yes, I'm

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trying to figure out when Luca's baby
was Babby was formed? Right, would

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it be? Was it like the
night after a Spurs game? Hey,

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that's okay, That's what I'm doing. Most probable conception dates March eight through

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March twelfth of this year, right
week after mansball. I don't know how.

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Let me see, it was four
in a row. Really, a

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week after mass ball really, so
he missed. He was out, and

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I'm trying to find what the injury
was. I don't know, but he

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missed at least four consecutive games.
March eleventh at Memphis, he was out,

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March thirteenth, Memphis, March fifteen, San Antonio. So he was

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either hurt or put in some time
to put in some time. Do we

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know what the injury was? I
don't know. If I'm trying to figure

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out, was it shake that tiny
thing? Was it groing? Yeah,

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growing fatigue? So he played.
I'm calling in sick tomorrow. He played,

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Uh, it was too much.
He played at New Orleans Wednesday,

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March eighth, and then he was
out for at least the next four games,

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okay, March eleventh through March seventeenth, and he was just putting in

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the work, pounding lumber ty Luca
lumber injury history. See I find that,

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well, he had fewer technicals now
that he's got bigger fish to fry

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at home. But I don't know. I think they can elevate your stress

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because that's the kind of stress you
carry around because you don't want to take

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it out on your family, you
know, So you just got to compartmentalize

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it and then maybe he'll even get
worse on the refs, Mike what it

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was a thigh okay, And then
he was back against the Warriors. How

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do you do? Uh? I
think he did good. I mean,

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if he played in the game,
he was probably. So he was out

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Wednesday, March eighth, that New
Orleans and then he missed one, two,

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three, four, five games and
then he was back against Golden State

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and he did score. Yeah,
he went for thirty seventeen and seven,

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So a monster game, like every
game. But yeah, he missed uh,

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one two five games from March eleventh
to March twentieth, time wisely and

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the yeah, the Prego calendar does
say yeah, March eighth and then possible

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conception dates all the way up to
March seventeenth. Absolutely right, then humping.

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He wouldn't that hurt that? I
didn't hurt that bad? Did it

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good for him? Weird? Because
a dad and Dak's a dad. It's

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weird. It makes me feel old
in like a week, Matt, two

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magical sports babies within a week.
Well, I mean Dax isn't here yet.

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Yeah, oh no, he just
announced Okay, yeah, you Dax

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is coming in March. But still
Dak is what thirty twenty four? Because

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of football narratives and there are so
many of them, it's this is the

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best Dacks looked in his entire career. And it could be because he's gonna

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be a daddy, And I'm like, maybe he's just always been good.

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Yeah, remember that's he's playing for
more than himself. JJ said double yeah,

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his daddy. All right, okay, although you just have daddy teeth

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to the side of his front TiO. Those are the ones that get me

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worry about that at a later date
coming up, What does this NFL weekend

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mean for the Cowboys? Playoff race. We'll tell you next time. Ninety

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seven won the freak