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Alrighty, let's get started here on
the Minnesota Goodbye. I think my favorite

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part of the show today was probably
when we talked about unhealthy things and promoted

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healthy things. And I'm you know
how we got started, But I was

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talking about how cigarettes started in I
did, but why didn't I started?

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I was talking about how like cigarettes
are so delicious. Oh, I know

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what it was, Jenny's gonna start
smoking because you're so stressed. And you

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said you're gonna go out and have
a smoke break because you're so stressed because

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of all the extra work since Falon's
not here. Yeah, that was what

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it was. And so then you
immediately started talking about how wonderful I said,

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I'm Dave Ryan. I hardly recommend
a big, thick, fat Marlborough

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read. Nothing like that initial burn
when you suck it into your lungs and

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pull it in and hold it in
there deep, and one of those poles

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where you suck it so deep that
when you blow out, not a lot

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of smoke comes out. Is delicious. It's satisfying. Yes, it's gonna

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kill you, but you will die
happy with a Marlborough read between your lips.

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I'm Dave Ryan for Marlborough Reds,
and then you said said, I

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don't condone that, but what I
do condone is drinking vodka. Just put

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it in your water bottle in the
morning. Nobody's ever gonna know. Make

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sure you have some breath mints to
take care of that breath though, because

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people will smell that. But outside
of that, nobody's gonna know what you

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have in your water bottle. And
then I think Drake went after bongs.

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You had a variety of bong that
he likes. And then I came back

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with processed meat. Big fan of
processed meat. Delicious, whether it's meat

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sticks, whether it's Slim Jim's,
whether it's Vienna sausages, hot dogs,

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Bologny, summer sausage, anything like
that. I'm a big fan of processed

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meats. And if you're a vegan, it's tough shit. You might want

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to write a complaint letter, bit
you know what, I don't care,

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go ahead and write a complaint letter. I respect your vegan lifestyle, but

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I'm going to eat processed meats.
And I also came in one more time

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with wanting to say how wonderful vabing
is when you get one of those flavored

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ones like ary something like that.
You just take a little pull of it

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and no, that's not what it's
called. It's color. Yeah, it

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can you can pull on vape two. Yeah. Yeah, clearly I vape

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a lot. You know. I
vaped for six or eight months a year

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or so ago, and I loved
it. I loved it. I dropped

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my vape My favorite vape pen I
dropped in the tub. I never found

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one because it was taking a bath
one time while vaping and reading Oh my

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God, and I dropped it in
the tub and it was I never found

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another one that I liked, and
I tried several different vape pins, like

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eighty dollars, forty dollars vape pins. Never found one that had the right

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delivery or resistance. So I just
kind of gave it up, throw all

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my vape stuff away. People really
do get addicted to those, like a

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specific one. I'm saying though,
because like my girlfriend gets upset if she

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can't find her a vapepen that she
really likes. But then also when Andrew

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and I were in New York a
couple of months ago, we were out

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at this bar and it was like
very crowded. We were sitting at this

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tiny table and this couple comes in
and this girl can't find her vape,

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and so she's like, did you
guys see it? Whatever? They were

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just sitting where we were. We're
like, sorry, no, whatever.

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They leave and they were just in
the way of the server, like everyone

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was getting annoyed with them. They
leave, come back like twenty minutes later,

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they're like, are you sure you
didn't see it? Still looking for

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a vape whatever. It's dark,
it's a bar, like it was NIGHTSI

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whatever. And so finally I put
my flashlight on and start aggressively searching for

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them, and we did find it, and they're like, oh, thank

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you so much. And I was
like, man, you guys really need

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to vape it for you. That's
how much you're like dedicated to finding it.

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Well with the thing that I don't
want to spend a lot of time

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on vape pins, but I got
it. I mean, when I had

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my short lived vaping habit, you
can't just go down to Quick Trip and

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buy it. Well, I don't
even know someplaces still sell cigarettes. I

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don't know if quick Trip does or
not. I think they probably do.

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But when you get a vape pin, you can't just go to the nearest

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gas station and buy like another pack
of cigarettes. You love your vape pin

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because it's got seriously, he's got
the right resistance, it's got the right

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weight, whatever. And I gave
it up because I could not find one

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to replace the one that I dropped
in the tub. All right, here

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we go with some email mails,
because the Minnesota goodbye is the heart of

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it, as your emails, because
we love what you bring up. We

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love what you bring to the table, and I'll be honest with it.

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There's been a lot of emails about
Fallon and her doing the afternoon show and

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the way that was done on Katy
WDB, and there's a lot of people.

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I got one from Elizabeth and it's
longer, and I want to acknowledge

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you, Elizabeth, because she's like, I didn't like the way that it

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just happened all of a sudden,
and I will go back to I didn't

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really like that either necessarily, but
we didn't really know the best way to

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do it. It's like, in
hindsight, yeah, we might have done

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things a little bit differently, like, oh, Fallon is moving to the

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afternoon show, Let's do a week's
worth of but I didn't want it to

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become depressing or make it feel like
it wasn't a great thing. So Elizabeth,

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absolutely respectfully, if in hindsight we're
going to do it again, there

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would you know? It's not my
call. That's one thing is like I

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get to make a lot of decisions
here on kat WB. I certainly don't

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get to make not even on k
on this show, but I don't get

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to make every decision. If I
got to make every decision, I'd pay

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Jenny. I'd give her a double
her salary to thirty thousand dollars a year.

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You would be making thirty thousand dollars
a year because you deserve to double

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yourself. Much of money. I
don't know what I would do with all

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of it. Can I tell you? I remember one time a friend of

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mine was in radio and he moved
to Dallas to do afternoons, and he

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was now making fifty thousand dollars a
year. And I remember laying in bed

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with my girlfriend going, can you
imagine because there was a lot of there's

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a lot of money. This is
like nineteen eighty four, and I thought,

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you pay your rent and all your
bills and you still have so much

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money left over. I mean fifty
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now something like that. But I
remember hearing that and going that would be

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so amazing to have that much money. Yeah. Wow, and it's still

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I mean, seriously, that's good
money. I mean, one hundred thousand

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dollars. Next one, don't say
my name? Okay, hey this crew.

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Now the schools and sports says school
sports are starting up. Can you

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give a little PSA to the families
of kids who go to door asking for

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coupon sales and other booster fundraisers.
I just had some kids ring my doorbell

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at ninety five tonight. Oh.
I have dim lights on my house in

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a very long, dark driveway in
a dark street. I also have little

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kids who are sleeping, and I'm
going to bed myself. It's just too

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late to knock on somebody's store.
I think eight to a thirty is probably

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the latest you should show up at
somebody's store. Do you agree? Thanks

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for all you Yeah, I even
honestly kind of think it's a little bit

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too late. I think it's like
seven in earlier. Yeah, yeah,

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they should do it. After school. There were some kids that came by

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some of the ring camera the other
day and they were in chan Hassan storm

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shirts. Two girls walk up,
they ring the doorbell and they stood for

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a little bit. And we have
a no soliciting sign, but we don't.

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We always buy the coupon books and
the little discount cards that you never

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end up using. We always buy
the cookie dough. We always buy the

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whatever Christmas wreaths and that type of
thing for the Boy Scouts because Carson and

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Allison did the same thing, so
we always buy it, even though listen,

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if you buy one of those,
like it's a sheet of coupon cards,

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we lose it. We set it
on the kitchen counter and say,

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oh, there's some good stuff.
There's a Culver's gift car. We never

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use it. We always forget.
Yeah, do you buy those? Do

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you use him? Oh? Gosh, no, I asked the rock person.

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I have no problem saying no to
little kids every way. But I

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also have never had any one since
I've lived in my house for the last

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two years come to my house and
knock, so maybe it'd be a little

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bit different. But no, I
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I feel bad because I was the
kid who went out and did that to

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my neighbors. But I'm not easily
convinced Andrew, my boyfriend, is the

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biggest sucker for Girl Scouts. He
sees a Girl Scouts stand at a cub.

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Yea, he has sucked in one
little girl, says Hi. He

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goes, yes, I'll have ten
boxes. That's my boyfriend. I am

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the one that's like, we don't
need that in the house. Stop it

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like and I know he like he
both wants it, but it all so

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wants to support the Girl Scouts.
And I'm okay when not supporting the Girl

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Scouts because I don't want the cookies
in my house. I don't like cookies

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generally. I mean I do.
I like t Rex cookies from the mall

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because they're moist and they're big,
and I like them. I'm not a

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big fan of the flavors and varieties
of Girl Scout cookies. But when you

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walk into cub and there's a girl
out there and there's her friends, and

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they's like, excuse me, sir, would you like? I always do,

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and I get about three boxes and
then I usually bring them to the

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radio station and I set them on
the breakroom table because I don't want them,

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but I want to support scouts.
This one's from Anna, she says,

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Dave. Since you're hating sons of
anarchy, I have to recommend two

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shows. Painkiller on Netflix about the
opioid crisis, perdue Pharma and the Sackler

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family. It is a three episode
scripted show, similar to Dopsick, but

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very well done. I've heard of
Painkiller. I really want to see that.

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Oh I have not heard of that
one yet. Dopsick was so good.

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It was a fictionalized version of the
opioid crisis, and it was so

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good. Painkiller is it sounds like
the same thing. It is a scripted

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show, but that sounds really good. It's fascinating. I mean the opioid

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crisis is, you know, like
when I say fascinating, it's horrible,

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but fascinating. Silo on Apple TV
plus a thriller futuristic post apocalyptic. I

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love post apocalyptic where characters live in
an underground silo and are not allowed outside,

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but due to records being destroyed,
they don't know why. Characters discover

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things that lead them to ask questions
about their situation based on an existing book

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series so it won't turn into lost. Lost was one of my big examples

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of bad TV, just like Walking
Dead, it started out so good.

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Game of Thrones i've heard was the
same way. Started out so good,

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but then they wanted to milk the
cash cow as long as they could,

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and Lost turned into it just a
shit show. I watched the first couple

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of seasons of Lost, but that's
all I got too because I know it

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went on for too long and I
could only hang out for a couple of

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seasons. It was. It was
an example of like a show that that

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was so good, but you could
tell they didn't have the ending written and

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when they got to the end,
I didn't even watch the last couple of

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seasons. Some people said, oh
it was good. I'm like no,

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ill pass Anna and Plymouth, thank
you very much. I appreciate the email

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Anna to Ryan Show at katwb dot
com. All right, continuing on to

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the next email. You're ready for
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this morning, listening to that.
Dave hasn't used as Nintendo switch in a

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while. I recently got one bit
obsessed. But I can't find a good

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deal on animal crossing. I want
to try it so bad. Is Dave

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willing to part with this version.
I would love to buy it from I

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mean, no, it's a long
shot, but I figured it wouldn't hurt

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to ask. Also, you know
what, I will look and see.

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I don't know. I think I
did the download. I don't know that

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I have the actual game, physical
game card. I'll look for you.

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I'll save your email. Also,
thank you for being a consistent form of

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positive entertainment. I have anxiety and
depression and been able to count on you

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guys to help me feel a little
bit better. I've been listening to you

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since I moved to Zimmerman. I'm
in sixth grade. I even came to

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the studio for my fourteenth birthday,
but I was two star struck to interact.

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Congrats to you all on all the
new changes on the show. And

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thank you. Katie is her name. Thank you very much, Katie,

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appreciate that. All right, don't
use my name. Katie. WB has

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played this brilliantly. Oh really,
let's see what we do here, okay.

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Number one, Fallon moves to afternoons
to compete with competing afternoon shows in

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the market. Two she gets experience
being lead Mike and gains comfort and consistently

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hosting a show and finding her style. Three Dave finalizes his contract and enters

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well deserved retirement. Four Fallon triumphantly
returns to inherit the morning show at that

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time. Five Jenny moves to afternoons
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I like it. It's ooh afternoon
Jungle. I do like that. It

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is a brilliant way to build up
listenership in a new day part and build

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a smooth transition at Dave's retirement.
Brilliant, Okay, don't give us that

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much credit. I do think that
you hit it on point number one competing

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with other afternoon shows in the market, and I think that's what we've talked

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about that that's one of the reasons
why I think it's a good strategic idea,

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because a lot of radio is moving
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People are listening more and more in
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we're kind of running out of time, so I'm going to just wrap up

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with this from Nicole. Even though
we got some we didn't get too.

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I'll try to get to them tomorrow. I want to say congratulations to Jenny.

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We will miss Fallon, but I'll
be listening to our afternoon show.

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Was listening to you guys today when
Jenny did Fallonies. I love hearing these

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dumb criminal stories. So hoping you
keep the segment. Wanted to recommend another

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name. What about Jenny's Justice?
Ooh, you can make a contest for

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renaming the segment anyway. By thanks, Nicole. We appreciate that this We're

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still doing Fallonies, but we need
to call it something different. We we'll

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see tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye,