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and we're Underscore pod. We're everywhere on all the social It's so cold,
Doug, How cold is it? It's so cold that every kind of cereal
on the cupboard is frosts, including the boxes. Stom It's colder than a
witch's hit out there. It's so cold. I tried to take out the
garbage, but I refuse to go Douggy, Oh, that's cold. That's
cold. It's so cold. I saw an homous guy by the electric blanket.
God, I like it. Fire away a it's so cold, Doug.
I turned on the shower and I got hell, how about this?
It is literally it's so cold. Around one hundred and fifty million Americans,
or about forty five percent of the population, have been under windshill warnings and
advisories. Forty percent of the population. Yes, that's how bad it has
been around the country. I thought it was global warming, all right,
Well, could be part of global war. Only in a voting year.
I think even in in in in Alabama, where my kid is, he
is the second day in a row. No school tomorrow. They already canceled
school tomorrow. Today they have now they don't have they don't have their stuff.
But they had probably about six inches he said they were. He was
out sledding on a on a golf course. Wonderful. Uh Aki Weather posted
a video that someone put in uh in Denver, it's frozen noodles suspending a
fork in the air. That's nice. It looks kind of it looks kind
of interesting. In Minnesota, they had a snowman at the end of the
driveway with his pants out. Oh my god, I heard the snowblower is
coming. Hey, oh, you come with one. I was just waiting
in the wheelsturt. I need some w D forty up top. They're they're
frozen. Uh, there's been. There are all these videos too. If
you look at like Chicago has been sub zero temperatures, so the water,
the water in the river and the water in the lake is warmer, so
it looks like it's steam is coming off. Okay, you know it's very
foggy. There's all kinds of videos of that. It's so cold. Portland,
Oregon's largest sewage station, was running in half capacity because the pipes,
yeah, backed up in people's houses. Could you imagine? No, I
couldn't. No, that would be terrible. How do you clean that up?
Surf Pro, you don't get the old duckbacker? No, no,
no, no, you get the ship back. Yeah, you get the
shit back? No, I would say, surf Pro, I'd have them
come in I remember as a surf pro like what is surf pro is a
cleaning? But they do like a deep clean. I think they do.
I think, I mean sure murder scenes and stuff. Oh really yeah.
Now, I remember one time the furnace backed up when I was a kid,
and we all woke up and I remember like looking at my mom being
like, oh my god, she was breathing through her nose all night and
there was soot because it had backed up, and there was soot all throughout
the house, off the walls. So they had Serve Pro come in and
wash the walls and do everything, do an entire cleaning. We moved out
for the weekend and that was the whole thing. So I think serve Pro
takes care of all that. I I don't know. It's gotta be a
pretty penny. Well yeah, but if it's the sewage plant's fault, oh
yes they should. Yes, you're up. Shit's creep without a paddle.
Now here's something that you can relate to because you no no chrownic masturbation ubering,
well, chronic masturbation ubering ybring okay ubering in that you see the poor
driving habits of majority of people too well, I want to say majority,
not majority, but that one or two percent is ruining for a lot of
people. I always feel like you got one hundred drivers out there. Yeah
again, getting passed on it twice a day, dob o line just in
a residential thirty five maybe forty miles per hour in between English and Fetzner.
Do you notice how old the drivers are? Yeah, they're young, they're
they're young, under twenty five. Okay, because I got passed. I
got passed on the double yellow right in the village of Fairport. Really yeah,
out here criminals Oh h they got they got criminals. Is that me
or you? It's you. It's okay, it's not important. Everything's good,
right, everything. Everybody's get a little too cold. Everybody's already got
cabin fever. How about this Iowa State Patrol they had a blizzard, okay,
blizzard conditions, many accidents, hundreds of accidents. State police put up
video pulling people over for speeding, and they put the radar one person ninety
two miles an hour in a blizzard, the other one ninety four miles.
I think I don't know. I blame this because it looked like these were
newer cars. And I think, I mean, this is gonna sound really
really dumb, but I'm gonna say in any other that I think that they
make the cars so well today that it feels like you can handle anything,
almost like you're invincible. Like, ah, screw it. How old are
the people? They don't, they don't tell you how old the people were.
And I went looking because I thought the same thing, but they were.
One was a BMW s u V. I'm thinking that's not usually a
young person that's driving that. But maybe I'm wrong. You know, you're
not indestructible in a car and you got it. Yeah, but you're you
know, you're flying. Yeah, what's everybody your pussy? That more a
bunch of summer Yeah, exactly. Not In the ninth black ice freeze freeze
dry? What am I thinking? Flash? Flash freezing? And that's what
it is called? Yeah, yeah, yeah, flash freeze. You got
black ice and then you're in a telephone pole. Well that's all you need.
I mean, I always say, and I'll see if you. To
me, ice is the great equalizer. It doesn't matter how good your skill
level is or not. Well, for a couple of things, you can
do absolutely if you start sliding. Go the opposite way. No, don't
you take your foot off the game? Yeah, so you don't touch anything.
I don't touch anything. And then if you're just going straight right,
they say, if you're swerving some way, go with us, go with
where you're going. I turn a little bit way the way to the down.
I try to get the back in there. You're always about the back
end. I am, Well, there's some great classes you can take,
like the BMW Club of Rochester. I know this sounds people make. I'm
in the KFC club, are you oh so good? Do they wet down
the paddock and having to slide in because they used to do a thing.
I think it was over at MCC in that giant parking lot. They would
wet it down and they would teach you how to ride, drive in slippery
conditions, grab the e break, all this different stuff to try to teach
people beyond what you would get in any driver's ed course, which a lot
of times, you know, we know defensive driving, or we think we
know defensive driving, but it is that kind of case where you're sliding.
I remember being on the Taconic Parkway a million years ago, coming home from
my girlfriend's house. So it's about nineteen. She lived in the by Sing
Sing prison. Yeah. How far away was that? Austin was probably about
an hour from my parents. Worth the trip, you know, yeah,
round Chinger brown out an hour two hours. So I'm driving back and I
hit a patch of ice and I wind up off. But there were two
other cars off already and people standing in the woods, and one of them
was a state trooper, and I guess some other people told the police when
they showed up. I could drive. My car was dented, but I
could drive. So I just wanted to get home because I knew my parent
r kill me already. And then but I think some people said that they
thought this state trooper who was involved in this and this is we're going back
almost thirty years, was drunk. So I would get I would get calls
from the state troopers going on were you a witness? And I was like,
I don't know nothing, nothing nothing. It was called out. I
just got unto the brown chicken browncout from his girlfriend and I'm going, it's
so cold. How cold is it that Andy Reids musf stash froze it?
Did you see that it was frozen? I know, but it's from him
breathing through his perspiration. Yesh, yeah, unless you go like yeah,
but it would literally had icicles dripping off the bottom of his firm. He
looked like, if you watch the Winner Olympics, the outdoor sports, the
biathlon and people with beards, how cold it is, it'll so by the
way, Chiefs, according to the Athletic, the Chiefs Kansas City Chiefs to
win the Super Bowl ten point five percent. Then who do you think there?
So we started out with thirty two teams. It's vye to get to
the Super Bowl. I think we're down to eight. Who has the highest
percentage according to the Athletic highest, let's go lowest highest Okay, okay,
lowest percentage? Lowish Tampa Bay. Well, we got eight, so he'll
put Tampa Bay eight. It's they're not they're not. No, uh,
Packer, you're missing somebody. No, not the Packers Detroit. Nope,
you have an AFC team, yes, yes, yes, you just eight?
Yes? Really well, Texans have a three point three percent chance of
making it to winning the l winning the Super Bowl of winning This is the
percentage to win the Super Bowl, three point three. Then the Bucks at
four point two percent. Then there's then the Green Bay at four point six
percent. Then it's the Lions at nine point eight percent, Chiefs casey four.
I'm gonna say, bills it three bills it at eleven point four percent,
and then go ahead Ravens Ravens at twenty two point six percent, and
the Niners at fuck you thirty three point six percent. Thirty three point six
according to According to uh the athletic to win the Super Bowl. I like
those to win this win the Super Bowl. I believe it is our year.
I was over my dad's yes today for the first half of the game
that I drove uber and he goes, what are you gonna do if they
get in the Super Bowl? I go, I mean when we get in
the Super Bowl, I was like, I will be shutting off my phone,
turning off Facebook, not talking to anybody, screaming, yelling. I
can't be that guy at a bar. So when do they play Saturday?
Next Saturday? This Saturday, eight fifteen, Green Bay at home at home?
Yeah, I think we're already ten point favorites. Rather that makes a
difference. But it's funny because you know a lot of people jumping on the
fact that the Eagles are out. Cowboys are fell apart. The Eagles went
ten and one, ten and one, and then they just absolutely something was
happening in the locker room where you're not getting along. Well, you saw
guys, somebody was yelling at They were yelling on the sidelines at each other
yesterday. The other one guy was really kind of somebody couldn't keep that team
motivated. You know, we're just in a Super Bowl. We're ten and
one. Well, Hurts was getting one of the I think it was the
tight end and I'm gonna forget his name. There was video of him emphatically
going at and Mariota's standing there and it's Jalen. Hurts was on the bench
and this guy is just kind of like letting Jalen have it this tight end.
He really looked emotionless, emotionless. It did hurt it. Now,
here's the thing, have you this is we live in one of the most
interesting times in the world's history because of the technology and the level of communication.
I think there are so many people who had had a former employer,
a boss, a teacher, someone maybe even X that you would love at
any moment to just let them know how you feel about them right now,
and make sure they fucking know it right now right. I mean, that
is kind of the thing. The coworker or a coworker, you could have
anybody, you know what, Sometimes you look like I'd like to run into
that person. Yes, but at the same time, what am I going
to do? Blow up at him? Well? I hate him that much?
The answers yes. The thing is the answer is that's how you feel,
not what you should do. Right. Robert Griffin, the third Robert
Griffin, the third was taken second overall in I believe in twenty fourteen Washington
and Shanahan was a coach. Was it Shannahan or Jake Gruden? Nohan though
he was, and he was Jay Gruden the offensive coordinator, quarterbacks coach.
Okay, because I know Jay Gruden eventually became the head coach there for Washington.
Yeah, Jay did, Okay, And I'm wondering if he was the
head coach because he said so yesterday. He gets on No, I know
it was Shanahan for sure, because he was a coach with the Niners,
offensive coach, so I kind of watched him a little bit. So he
gets on the he's on Twitter. Jay Gruden, and he writes, if
I ever put a quarterback through what Philly is putting Jalen through, I apologize.
Pick up the blitz, Gruden wrote. Now, Griffin and Gruvein went
back and forth on this because Griffin, yeah, he joined the Redskins.
Yeah, he was their head coach. Gruden was their head coach in twenty
fourteen, and he benched Robert Griffin the third for Kirk Cousins. Okay,
I think back then your guy was the offensive coordinator for the for the commission
Canahan, Yeah, I know. He was in the playoffs and he was
hurt RP three they called him r RG three RG three. Yes, he
got hurt. He did. He hurt his ankle and he had he should
have came out, and Shannahan was like, Okay, we need you.
You got to step up here. And I think he heard it more and
I think it ruined his career. I don't think he ever started again.
Griffin, well, he made played. I was a backup, but I
don't think he I was shocked how long he was in the league. I
didn't. I didn't think he was in the league that long. He was
in for almost is they're saying ten season. He played for Gruden in twenty
fourteen for four different teams. Yeah yeah, so he's so Griffin reposted what
Gruden's message was saying, if I ever put a quarterback through right, he
goes, say, what did you forget a little something? So then Gruden
replies, you weren't prepared, Robert. Okay, So Griffin writes back,
you told me you didn't know how to coach a quarterback who could throw and
run like me. So it looks like you weren't prepared. Jay, I
go, this is the greatest time to be alive, because this is a
conversation that everybody who's ever had that coach, that boss, that whatever,
has wanted to do this. Gruden, by the way, currently serves as
the offensive consultant for the Los Angeles Rams. That the hell is that they're
paying him basically coach. They're paying him not to get on the sideline for
somebody. Yeah, if you can get into coaching, especially in Division one,
big school, you can have a nice career there with his payday.
Well, what I'm saying is the Rams professional, They have an offensive coordinator,
they have a head coach. He's an offensive consultant just for a couple
of ideas here and there, just in case me. So he writes,
boy, that escalated quickly, and then Gruden previously served as the offensive gradinator
for the Bengals from twenty eleven to thirteen, and then the Jaguars in twenty
twenty. Griffin played eight NFL seasons with Washington twenty twelve to twenty fifteen.
I'm sorry he came out in twenty twelve, Cleveland in twenty sixteen, Baltimore
eighteen to twenty, and then he was released in twenty twenty one. I
didn't even realize. The guy through for almost ten thousand yards and forty three
touchdowns. But then Brian Mitchell, who won a Super Bowl with Washington in
ninety two, also responded to Gruden's message about Hertz. He goes, are
you serious, dude, Please just effing disappear, he writes to Gruden,
and Gruden writes back to him, be quiet because he's a punt returner,
and he goes, I was, And so the guy writes back to him,
I was way better at all my jobs than you were at yours.
You're a joke, and Gruden goes, you've criticized every coach that has ever
coached in DC. Why don't you, Why don't you coach punt return team?
Would be sick. It's like, I go, this is awesome.
It's like nose being passed in high school. That would be awesome. Did
you ever have did you ever have an opportunity to to maybe melt down on
h on a form? We ever run into someone along the way that maybe
said something disparaging to you or told you you would never amount to anything,
or the proverbial nothing like that. No, I heard a great story.
Uh. It was on like one of those YouTube shorts, and it was
Brad Pitt interviewing Adam Sandler odd pairing right, would wouldn't wouldn't see that?
But and he said, and and Pitt goes, my favorite Adam Sandler Sandler
story is this. And he goes, maybe you can verify it. You
were an n YU and you went out for a beer with with one of
your teachers, an acting teacher, and he said to you, you should
probably find a different line of work. You should probably find someone some of
it. No, No, Brad Pitt is sitting there. It's like me
and you and and let's say, just for the sake of argument, at
the moment, I'm Brad Pitt. Okay, you're Adam Sandler. I'm interviewing
you basically, and Brad Pitt says, my favorite story about you is this.
You, Adam Sandler, were a student at NYU. You went out
for a beer with one of your teachers and the teacher said to you,
you should probably think of something else, maybe behind the scenes. You should
definitely find a different line of work. This really isn't your forte, this
isn't what you should be doing. And he said, fast forward a number
of years. You're in a bar in New York City with a bunch of
your friends. Your career is going very well. You've got your own production
company. You were making all these movies. And there's that teacher and you
walked up to the teacher and you introduced everybody in your crowd and you said,
this is the first teacher to ever buy me a beer and never said
another word. And somebody else knew the story, and he goes and Adam
goes, Yeah, he goes, why am I gonna? He goes,
But you didn't rub it in the guy's face, like, hey, he
goes, that's an opportunity basically to go. You told me I would amount
to nothing, basically, And I think that that many of us ideal like
the fantasy. It's almost like the kid, you know, you're playing in
your driveway basketball three two, he went to it right, or the home
run or whatever you do in the backyard. Same thing. We have these
arguments, you know, fantasy arguments in our head. If I ever see
that person, I did tell him you still do. Oh, I just
have fantasy's in my head, driving uber scenarios, driving me crazy. But
what, oh god, I don't know. I'll tell you one thing that
did come up this year. It was about golf. The golf turnment I
do because i've you know, when I started wrestling in tenth grade, I
didn't know anybody and I and I found out later in life they never thought
I was gonna make it, and I ended up being a two time MVP
and going to Wrestle Division one. Then I moved to California when I was
thirty to be a screenwriter, which people probably didn't think anything. I kept
going and came back, made a movie, didn't go anywhere, and yeah,
didn't even watch yet. So you know what, so I will have
somebody, I'll read you a new one when you finally watch it. Go
I should have watched that ten months ago, but even uh, you know
the breast cancer fundraiser I do, and now recently within four months after the
golf in September, I go, you know, I really would like to
do a high end fifteen hundred dollars per person, six thousand dollars a group,
and then have some major raffle prizes like you know, thirty golf bags
and one hundred dollars gift cards. You know, really just step it up
a notch and try to find that kind of quote unquote money people that would
would spend that for, you know, go to certain companies that say,
hey, this is what I want to do with what what do you think?
What would you want? And somebody's like, it's never gonna happen at
where you want. I'm just like, you know what, I've been told
this throughout my life, you know, and does it fuel you do?
It makes me almost want to go out right now in the next couple of
months and go and have a list of one hundred one hundred businesses I know
have the money do it and just say, you know, do you want
to be number one, even if I get five. Yeah, it's we're
gonna rock it. We'll have the complimentary food, the champagne, you know,
every part three song. I mean, just keep thinking. You got
to look at it, achieve it, and go after it. Well,
yes, and I would say, like, what you're doing here? Yeah,
some proud people. You probably heard a podcast all right, I had.
I had my kid today and tell me about an argument between Howard Stern
and what's his name Joe Rogan and that Howard goes, yeah podcast for people
who just can't make it in broadcast, and he goes, Dad, I
heard that, And I'm like, well you, my dad, you were
on the radio for I go yeah. He goes, how come that stuff
doesn't bother you? And I said, I never listened to anybody. I
never took anything anybody ever said to me ever, And I mean that for
the most part, I didn't. I never wanted. The only time I
would take people's stuff a little seriously is if they were hurt, and I
could you know they were for whatever my actions were associated with me on the
radio, if I hurt their feelings, if I said something, if I
did that stuff always bothered me. But in terms of you won't, you
can't. I never, I never cared, and I think a lot of
times when I was younger, it probably got my head. I didn't have
a lot of self confidence and stuff. But I think over time, I
mean, I think if I talked about my childhood, way I was raised,
things I went through, it would be labeled today as abusive. It
would be. And I almost feel like in that sense it was the greatest
that ever happened, which sounds terrible, awful to say, awful to say
on your path it was great and somebody else's path, No, But what
I'm saying is like it was one of these things where then you you could
basically practically take a verbal dump on my head. And I didn't give a
shit. I didn't care, and I just was. I would always figure
out how do I get to do what I want to do and keep them
quiet. I didn't care, and I knew a lot of times I I
was one of the usually in radio. I was one of the younger guys
on the I was on Classic Gractuations. I was one of the younger guys.
I started at nineteen. I was nineteen years old. There's not many
not that there aren't any. But there weren't many nineteen year olds on the
radio at the time, and I knew, I could see what I knew
what people were saying, and I knew and I knew whose words mattered,
and I knew whose words didn't matter, right, And that's it. But
I would say to anybody much like what you were saying, if you have
an idea, keep it to yourself and just go do it. Yeah,
because the other people get in your heat. Yeah, do it and and
talk about it. You kin have a jinx like that, you know what
you know, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do that. Yeah,
okay, right, you know, wait till you do it, and then
you know, let somebody else blow your horn before you toot yourself without doing
anything, you know. And that's solid part of life, I think you
know it is and learning that definitely definitely is part of life and it and
I you know, I'm saying this is an old guy sitting here. Now,
you're not that old, your middle aged. I'm middle aged. I'm
fifty three. I plan on live leaving over one hundred and seven and probably
nailing one hundred and fifty years old at some point. All right, we
will take them moment. By the way, it's so cold. How cold
is it? People are looking forward to getting a fever? Hey, come
on, I you know what I bought. I was in I was on
Clinton Avenue and I bought a pair of snow boots from uh crackhead and they
had no shoelaces. Man, I've been tripping all day. I don't know
about that one. I'll ask you this, think about it. Well,
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Listener Kim said, Uh, she wanted to pick a bump tune for Doug.
A bump tune. Yeah, what's a bump tune? Well, we
when we come back, I call him bump tunes, like a little bump
the music coming back. And she picked this one. Do you know what
movie this is from? Uh? No, I have no idea King Creole.
Yeah, I saw that on there. I would have been cheating.
I wouldn't have known. You know who else was in the movie you're going
on? I'm gonna say, Marilyn Monroe. No, Matthew mcconaughe No,
right, there's a baby who's Ingrepio men A Lemon and Walter Mathouse. That
was Walter math I think Benny Davis or somebody else with big eyes was in
that. He was real young there they big eyes. Yeah, yeah,
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dog up here, dog up in the ceiling. So short, I'm so
short. I sit on the curb my legs dangle's that's how short I am?
How cold is it done? How cold. Is it that we took
everything out of the freezer and got in it to huddle to keep warm,
keep warm. Yeah, very good, very good. It's so cold,
so cold. Yeah, that the greyhound bus I saw the dog was riding
inside. Oh my god, that's how cold. It is so cold,
so cold that polar bears were wearing jackets today. Yes, so cold,
so cold. Uh. I think it's so cold that people are going I
saw a gangster with his pants pulled up. That's cold. I think it's
so cold that people are slowly unraveling and losing their minds. This is an
even fever. This is a news story, and there's just segments of this
that made me laugh. But when have you ever seen someone lose it in
public, like absolutely lose it? Just I mean they're yelling and screaming and
maybe even smashing things and just fucking just just I want to say yes,
but I'd have to take some time to think about it. Yes. And
one of the bars I've worked, he I vaguely remember once or twice.
Okay, when alcohol's involved, yeah, yeah, but usually sometimes to really
get you there, you need to you need to be not in your right
mind, and sometimes just that last button is pushed. Yeah, I'm blowing
it. You can't take it a lot more. You can't take it anymore.
Check this story out tonight. A man is facing charge is accused of
going on a rampage causing damage to multiple vehicles and buildings with a skidloader.
With skidloader, now, a skidloader is basically has those like ten not a
forklift, No, it's no. It's basically like a back ho a bobcat.
But it's got those treads on it that it look like a tank.
Basically a tank if it looks like a tank, but they're short. Sometimes
you'll see them. Excavators use them sometimes in construction site. Some people like
to have it as a toy around their house. Police say it happened in
the area of the home depot in your seventieth Nebraska Parkway channel. It's Matthew
Mittlighter spoke with a witness who watched the whole thing go down. Matthew,
I don't know what makes someone do something like that. I guess Nebraska is
the new Florida. I'm gonna start seeing Nebraska man headlines. I can't take
it with corn anymore. I'm losing it. His kid's got a mullet.
He's a young guy with a big, long mullet everywhere. Lincoln police say
a man behind the wheel of a Bobcat's skidloader damaged a number of vehicles on
Sunday afternoon, including a police cruiser. Officials tell us that thirty six year
old Samuel Peyrot of Lincoln had transported the skidloader, which was owned by his
employer, to the U stop near seventy third in Pine Lake Road using a
company owned truck. Then, at around two thirty pm, authority say Payrot
was driving recklessly around several parking lots in the area before police eventually confronted him
at the home depot nearby. One witness, Zachary Martin, says he was
headed to home depot to pick up a few things and stop to watch it
all go down. I've seen dodge ram front bumper on the bucket up in
the air and think, so, this guy takes this thing, gets under
a dodge Ram, lifts it up and smashing it down, lifting it up,
smashing down, ripping the front end off for no reason, doesn't know
what, doesn't know what it is. Yeah, and can you know this
dude, and he's just he must have stole something. So this guy's watching
it goes, oh, somebody must have run out of the store with merchandise,
robbing the store. So now this guy's this dodge ram. That's that's
probably the snow removal guys that got yelled at by lost Prevention what not to
hey, stop that truck or something. According to Martin, that's when he
went up to the skidloader to see if the suspect needed any help. But
when the driver opened the door, he just home deepost over me. Wam
okay, buddy, So the guys just there loosted as shit. This guy's
gonna go like he's this skinny guy with a mullet. He goes, not
gonna help. Now, listen, this is where I asked the question,
have you ever been the manliest man in the room? Martin says. He
then got out a pocket knife and attempted to cut the hydraulic lines on the
skidloader to put an end to the situation. The only thing going through my
head is someone's got to stop this. Like there is a home depot full
of contractors, big burly dudes twice my size, Like, come on now,
y'all exposed hydraulic lines. Go get a bolt cutter from Aisle five.
I shouldn't be the one that's happened to do it. You know what,
screw it. I love this kid, right, it's the greatest. It's
up to me now walking on it. He's the greatest American hero. At
that time. Somebody had to step up. He had to step up.
Now have you ever at any point stepped up, stepped up to help people
out, stepped up in a moment of crisis. I'd have to think it
off the top of my head. Cary, I was married, I had
two. My boys were My older boys were young. My youngest boy wasn't
even born yet. They were still in car seats or over at the old
marketplace. Mall believed there was a Dix or something, and some kids were
driving out. We're in a minivan, mind you, I'm in a mini
van. I'm a dad. I got my dad bot, I got it
all going on, and I'm right there and we see two kids sort of
being chased by another group of kids, and then they surround this thing.
And my wife's like, somebody should do something. You gotta do something,
you gotta do something. They're gonna hurt that you gotta do something, And
I, instead of going what am I going to do? I get all
jacked up as she's kind of going on, and I wind up whipping into
a parking space right in front of this car. It just happened to be
empty in the parking lot, and I jump out and go hey, and
my best dad voice, hey, cut it out, like that was gonna
show up. Yeah, that was gonna do anything. And that's why I
did that. Did they drop everything? Was everything good? I think that
they just kind of looked at me, and the guys who were chasing walked
away, and the other guys left that. No one said a word,
but I was like, and I was like in the moment, like all
the adrenalins pumping all of a sudden, it's the words leave my mouth.
I go, oh shit, right right, I go. I have no
idea what I'm stepping into. I don't know how all these guys are.
I don't know anything. So that was my my moment. I had that
too when I lived. What did your wife say? Uh? Good job?
What were you thinking? I yeah, I think it became like what
are you thinking? Because I like whipped that car around and all of a
sudden, I mean, I were on two wheels into this parking lot.
I got the kids in the back, and I go, you know,
like I'm gonna do something. I do remember an instance. I was living
in California. I forget where my roommate on and John, we're going and
uh we here, stop him, stop him. He's got my purse.
We turned around. His kid's running down the street. What do you want
to do? Well? When I said that, I look, John's in
the middle of the street's waiting for this guy like he's playing defense on the
Lakers. So they let him go. So I run towards him, and
I didn't see the car coming and I had to jump up and I was
on top of this car's hood. What yeah, she look at the driver.
And then I got off and I went around to help John, and
there was a getaway car and the guy was getting in the back and John,
I think, got his shoe. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait, howld on a second, hold on, walk me back through this
again. So we're walking. You're walking down the street. I understand,
but somebody yells, hey, stop him, he's got my Your friend ran
already. He's in the middle of the street and there's a car coming down.
I didn't see it. So I go to help him, and he's
chasing after a guy on foot. They're in the middle of the street.
Okay, so he's almost like a defensive back right right when he's trying to
get the purse. Yes, he's white without the injury, trying to get
the purse. So I run closer to him through parked cars, which you're
not supposed to do. Ah, and car traffic. Oh, this is
just a regular cartaway car okay. And all of a sudden, you're someone's
jump one and what did they do? Look at me like, what what
the is calling on? I scared the ship out of the guy or a
woman I can't even remember. And they got off as soon as fast as
I could. And then ran around the car to help John. And and
it's that this kid's jumping into the back of a car. He grabbed his
shoe or he got the whole He did not get the person. No,
we did get the purse. He dropped the purse, that's what okay.
And the cops came, gave their notice or names. Uh. I get
called at court to testify. Yeah, and I go DJ that night and
the next night and one of the guys says, don't go because if you
if it's a gang member, oh, you will be a initiation. I'm
like, what do you mean that kill you? I'm like what, I'm
like, I didn't even do anything. It was the only guy like,
they don't care so as much as you want to help. Yeah, the
ramifications and this was wow, twenty years ago. Sure I never thought of
that. Yeah, yeah, you think you're doing something good. Sometimes you
just spit her off, not helping out. That's a sad party I did.
I had another one incident like that. And we'll get back to this
guy in Nebraska. Where give them a heimlok to anybody or no choking or
anything like that. No, my younger sister on hard candy and my mother
stuck her finger and finally stuck her finger down her throat and pulled it out.
And remember all the blood vessels my sister's face were broken the next day
because my mom clawned to get this hard candy off or esophaga since the refreshed.
I'm like, I'm like a CPR so uh not at all that that
is very very important and as we get into a new year, I would
say a good PSA from your friend Dougie Fresh. Well, you know people
are getting older. Yeah, you know. But I did see two kids
once walking an off ramp like, no lights, no anything. I'm get
off and off ramp. You know how narrow those are? Four ninety and
I get off. I lived off bushing out space at the time, and
I see two kids walking and I look and I think I had one of
my boys in the car. I go, hang on a second, I
said, I go, fellows, what are you doing out here? You
don't have reflective clothing on, you don't have anything. Or Mom got mad
at those kidsens out of the car. They were at East Few Mall.
They got to fight. So now I get them in the car to winter.
It's dark. You can't see these kids as you come around. There's
no sidewalk there, there's no It is the worst thing. I get it.
You get these were teenage boys. I'm sure they were being absolute pricks.
And your mother had fucking had it. And I don't know what it
else goes on dr day and I have no idea, not getting dinner a
single mom or whatever. But she had it, but I'm still like,
hey, man, you're gonna feel you know what if somebody hits these kids
because you're not expecting and not they and people aren't driving those off ramps.
That's slow. They're not going thirty. It's supposed to be thirty. No
one's really going thirty. And if you got hit at thirty, fuck that
you'll die. I've seen that before. Yes, getting hit at thirty miles
an hour, Yeah, it'll not hit it. Yeah. I was going
down Ridgeway Avenue. I had to borrow somebody's truck to get a grill.
And we're stopped and I'm six rows back and the firehouse is right to my
right. Yeah. This guy gets out of the car. Yeah, and
I'm watching it and like, Howard Cosell, don't do it, don't do
it, don't do it. And he tries to run through and he kind
of tiptoes through the two lips and the car caught his back foot flipped upside
down right on his head. So I just pulled in the fire station.
I'm like, guys, he goes we're on a call. I'm like,
don't know what. This guy's dead. Yeah, and the cow came in
they halfe went to the call, half went to the other street. I
went a parked I came back. It was this eighty year old woman shall
hit him, to hit him? Scared out of her mind right, she
never saw it. I wanted to put my arm around her and say everything
was all right. But I knew this one moan get her phone number at
the same time, exactly now she was. I knew you were going to
go there, you shake like that? What else can you do? Have
you taken all your medication? I was going to give her a hug,
and I knew she was just going to start crying. She looks so shaken
up. So I got called in the court and had to give my story.
You didn't say anything though, because of a gang initiation. I go,
look, I'm all about pedestrians having the right way. I go.
The fucking crosswalk was ten feet away. This guy was just yeah, right
tipsode of tulips, and I go, I've taken that turn, and now
I'm watching how fast I'm going with the foot off the break just to get
around like she's not going more than fifteen twenty miles. Now, No,
but you kid got her right on front of her and you you will.
It's amazing. And we think ten fifteen miles an hour not that fit.
You don't really you get clipped. It's to leave the mark. Uh yeah.
But these kids, So I picked these kids up and then they're like,
uh, they're on the phone and they go are mom's up at the
and they tell what the coffee shop she's at. So now they're in a
car with a stranger. Yeah. So they pull in and I just walk
up and she goes. The mother's like, oh thank you, sir,
I go, no problem, she goes. They were just I said,
none of my business right there. Everybody so long ago as this, I'm
saying, Oh, I'm gonna say it had to be ten years old.
Okay, so I forget when the cell phones where everybody had cell phones.
Yeah. Yeah, they're on the phone with their mom and they're just yeah,
they said that A right. I don't know. I'm going to say
that it had to be ten years ago, maybe less because I'm gonna say
ten because Jackson was probably twelve and he's twenty two now, twenty three in
the car with a stranger. Yeah, but I was, well, that
was the thing. I was glad I had one of my kids there to
kind of witness, because you know, there was no That's why I said,
and uh, I just I was like, I couldn't as it,
Dad, leave these kids? Why are you hit and killed? And at
the same time, the woman's gonna explain, I go, yeah, you
don't owe me anything. So then so I tell somebody like, well,
why didn't you say to this woman? I go, no, I'm never
going to tell somebody had to parent. Anybody else's good. I don't care.
You know, shouldn't spank your kids. Okay, if that's what you
think, then don't do that with your kids. But somebody else, Yes,
I'm not getting involved, right, I think your kid it's a better
thing here. But Martin says he wasn't able to cut the lines and had
to back off for his own safety. Police say Pyrod hit several vehicles and
buildings before eventually ramming into an LPED cruiser. Yeah this is him like lifting
a car up and dropping it. One person did have minor injuries after having
their car struck. Pyrod finally gave up after officers drew their firearms and gave
him commands to get out of the skidloader. He was then arrested on suspicion
of second degree assault and criminal miskidladh for fire during the incident. Finally,
and you know got him out of the he got him on the ground.
We're wrong. Here's a hundred dollars gift card. Let's call it day.
I'm real sorry about that, Bob, but we think it's unreal. It's
unreal. But this is the thing that I think the cold weather is making
people a little nutty. I'm not sure. I guess it's just like,
how can I top that? Now? That's what's on the news. You
look at this ship and people on their phones and the little TikTok videos and
the reels and instagrams, and I'm gonna be famous for this five seconds to
no, hmmmm, it is. You know, you're right. And I
often think like I shouldn't say something because now we just talked about this earlier.
I've been putting on videos of Facebook of dad jokes. Yeah, what's
wrong with that? Nothing, I mean. But at the same point,
it's not to be famous, but it's to have laughter. No. Look,
I guess no, there's a different thing doing something that is they used
to have what was it the knockout game or something where they would just walk
up to a stranger knock them out and they would Okay, awful, awful,
terrible trend. Shouldn't do it. You could really ruin someone's entire life
because it's not so much the initial punch but the fall. Right. But
the fall, I mean, you could fall if someone's six foot I don't
or however tall they are. But the six foot man gets hit in the
back of the head and falls through then the back of the punch in the
back of the head. Probably he'll survive that not knowing is coming the blow.
But it's the fall to the face, the bone. Your facial bones
are very fragile. Emotional, yes, all the emotional stuff, but I'm
just saying from the physical you could wind up with brain swelling, brain bleeds,
all kinds of So I'm saying that not a great idea, but a
trend that other people have seen. Fine, it's going to be Escaped from
New York. If you ever seen this movie, they encompassed Manhattan like you're
just out, have a nice life, Go go with your kind, go
with your well, your knucklehead, you're not thinking, you know, just
leave us innocent. People alone. I've got a uh, I'll ask you
do we have more cold jokes? We can do more cold jokes? Well,
I love to keep cold jokes. It was so cold we had to
sell the highway the hallway. I'm sorry. I remember one that it's so
cold that I saw a squirrel blowing on its nuts. Today I don't remember
where see a squirrel itches nuts? Yeah? Oh, very good. It
was so cold. How cold was it? I swapped my pillow for a
grill. And speaking of that, I have a tip for Doug. You
do yes, this is a single guy thing. It's a single guy thing,
sure, and it may help you with the dating. We had a
guy who we had a story, yes, a couple of days ago about
a guy who sued the are we Dating the same Guy? He's trying to
get a lawsuit against him because this are we It's it's a it's a website
for women. It's a Facebook page. They have one for Rochester and it's
called are we Dating the Same Guy? Rochester? Same Guy? Chicago?
Whatever? And this guy was up there with disparaging remarks. He found out
about it and he's suing. H. I think you're better off meeting somebody
in the wild than online on the wild would data raccoon or you never knower,
wolverine might fund a fox. Maybe maybe you might find a beaver or
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to stage for segment number three. Your favorite of mine, the so fine,
the ever divine, making you harder than Chinese arithmetic. She's so hot,
I got to give her a big brick flair. Whoa get ready for
chastity? I love Joe Cocker, Yes, so do. I love Joe
Cocker. I forget who it was who first sang with Joe Cocker goes,
wait this guy that that boy comes out. I'm sure he ain't gonna make
it. He does? He look like he sounds great? Uh nine and
a half weeks correct? Yes, yeah, Kim. Basically Mickey Roy.
Mickey Rourke is. Mickey Rourke does not look like Vickey ran does. But
I would love to sit down and talk to Mickey Rourke. What a fucking
life that made funny? John did in California when I lived out. Really
yeah, I think Mickey Rourke would talk to you, you know what I
mean? Yeah? Yeah, Like he talked about boxing, yeah right,
because he's still boxes, not anymore. He had to stop because he was
gonna lose. Oh, but is he still training like that though, still
doing the workouts. I thought he got back into it was I forgot that
he was actually fighter. Yeah. He did decent but not great. And
doctor said, look, you're getting too old. Yeah you're gonna have a
few more punches. You're just losing your marbles. Yeah, got back in
acting. Then he had the wrestler. He worked out for six months.
I didn't see Urgents as an actor. I did not see that movie.
Oh it's a great movie. It was up for betyb. I did see
it. Marissa Tomay is a stripper in it. There were two that I
saw with Nicky h recent one is where he's a former CIA assassin who's retired
moves into a neighborhood and I think Marissa Tomy is in this one, Yeah,
as the mom. Maybe not Marsa to May, it's somebody else.
I'm trying to forget who it is. Maybe it's the forget a woman from
Gilmore's Gilmore Girls. But either way, Uh, a great movie. He's
great. He befriends this kid whose dad isn't around or isn't really in the
picture, and uh, I forget the name of it was on Netflix a
few years ago. Nicky Rourke plays like this, this CIA assassin, and
I think it's eventually killed but gives the kid an I don't know. I
don't remember the title or the yeah, the title of the movie. And
then and then I thought there was another one where he was maybe I'm thinking
of the wrong guy. Well, there's one more. Somebody was a singer.
Maybe I'm thinking of I think I'm conflating actors on this one. Bridges,
Jeff Bridges. He won the Academy Award for the Speaking of that.
You had the rock stars the top ten? Yeah, sorry, I just
want to guess top ten starting at number ten. I'll let you know,
all right, I don't know number ten. I'm just gonna throw out names.
Somebody I think is on the list. I think Ozzy is on this
list. I figure with Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Ozzy just to believe turned
seventy five. All these guys, I will tell you have been around for
more than well, we know Paul McCartney's up there for Paul McCartney's number one.
Yeah, he's got to be a billion right, Yeah, okay,
is the only billionaire? Yes, rock star billionaire. I was I'm really
surprised Ozzy's not there with the reality he did over the year is about my
ends, all right, So individual individual rock stars, so we're not talking
like bands themselves. Well there's uh, the Stones would be on there's a
band. Yeah, Mick Jagger's on there. Yeah mc uh surprised. I
mean, Keith has played on everybody's album, so I don't think he's on
that list though. It's the ten rock legends. So then it's two guys
from the same band, two guys from the same band on there. Nothing
ringo stars. Yeah, then you've got let's see when just passed away?
Just passed away? Like how just David Bowie? No, within prince six
six months, within the last six months, princes do there kind of surprising?
Who died six months ago that I'm not thinking? Jimmy Buffett? Oh
god, yeah remember him? You ever heard? Well? You know what's
so funny? He's not. I wouldn't think of him as a rock star,
but but certainly could Uh yeah, Jimmy Buffett. For sure he was
a billionaire, was he? No, they don't have his six hundred million.
It's got wrong. He has a billion, it's not it's not that's
four hundred away. Okay, it's a lot, I would think with the
you know, the cruises and the resorts and oh, it's not gonna bring
it a lot, the land shark beer and all the tours and the out
and he just did another album and Paul McCartney played on it. Wow,
uh okay, So Buffett would be is bon Jovi on that fine? Jo?
I didn't. I did not tell you what to get that. I'll
tell you why. We're gonna tell you why bon Jovi. I'm not a
big I'm not a huge bon Jovi fan. I'd like to see him concert,
Musically, I'm not and I think his voice is shot now if you
hear him, doesn't sound good. However, bon Jovi did something brilliant.
He owned all the music he wrote early on okay, and I remember seeing
a sixty minutes piece and he talked about it. And he had a house
in some French architectural style and a TV that would come out of the floor
and then then when they were entertaining, it would go back down in the
floor like it never existed. I go, that is beyond rich. That's
that's your uh, that's your fun right. Yeah. Yeah. I think
like when he I think when he went in he was the guy in the
band. Everything was in his name, and then he paid everybody out of
it. That's why it was bon Jovi, and then he he paid so
uh suppose. I've never heard anybody say he treated people badly. I have
heard Billy Joel's guys say that Billy Joel did not fight for the band or
keep the band around. But bon Jovi. Al right, so we got
bon Jovi, Jimmy Buffett, the ringo star, Paul McCartney's that's four six.
You got Paul McCartney yet, Jim jo Yeah, Jimmy Buffer and Jimmy
Buffett ringo. Who else is the one? Mick Jager? Oh, Mick
Jagger. That's five all right, so then there's five more. I'm never
gonna get him just yet, you will. They're all over it. They've
been doing it for fifty years, over fifty over fifty years. Tell me
somebody from the Who is in this? Nope, okay, who not the
Who? Over fifty somebody in the Eagles have got to be in. Nobody
Don Henley's now, no rich is rock stars? How am I missing this
Zeppelin? Nobody from Zeppelin? I can't believe he get Well, he's in
a band. Tell me it's it's Uh, they just opened up the tell
me it's Aerosmith. Oh did you too, Bono? Yeah, he's number
two with seven hundred million. How is that possible? Another guy from Jersey
like ben Jovi, Well, Bruce, Bruce, he's number four. Well,
he sold his catalog, Bruce. I thought sold his catalog for the
most amount of money recently, his catalog. Yeah. So you're so they
sell the rights to their music back to to like Sony or somebody that owns
it. Okay, yeah, so you sell your catalog. And I thought
he sold his for over five hundred million, and I thought Dylan might have
gone for slightly. Hire somebody went for eight hundred million. Wow, just
for their catalog. So they get all the rights and everything that's gonna happen.
Yeah, but you get the you get the money. Yeah right,
you get the money. But every any for anything else Sony next hundred years
where he was on in a movie and a TV show, they're getting the
residues. Number five, hold me closer, tiny answer, John, Yeah,
okay, five hundred million. That makes sense Disney When six was bon
Jovi? Uh? Seven when this guy dies, they're going to call him
stung. Oh really, sting sting at seven really and number nine Yeah,
a smart guy. He says, he's never drank it all in his life.
Never drink, us to wear makeup. We used to wear makeup,
never drink and oh yeah, yeah yeah. Brilliant business man, brilliant and
brilliant marketer and brilliant. I had him on doing an interview and I said,
you speak multiple languages. He said yes, And a woman called up
and asked him a question in Hungarian and he answered, Israel or he is.
I believe he's His family's from Israel, but I I Israelly, but
I don't know. All right, Doug, I believe this is something you
have, all right, crap in your place where you live. These are
I think sex swing for the plant water today? Yes, and you still
have the sex wing of don't I put the planet in it? Yeah.
I couldn't look at that without thinking of your comments. I'm like, all
right, we're gonna put your bacon that some fun. Uh No, this
is something every bachelor would know, Okay. The yellow stained pillow, You
know, like when you change your pillow case and you look at your actual
pillow. You look at your pillow and tell me if you've ever noticed the
yellow. You sweat on it, you drool on it, you hold onto
your pillow too long. Don't even pretend I don't know, you don't know.
I want you to go home and look at my pillow, and I
want you to take a picture, to send me a picture of your pillow.
I just want to know it. I don't want the pillow. Gates
said, this is going somewhere I'm not comfortable with. I'm gonna go send
another man a picture of my pillows, all right, Bill, because it's
you, No put it on social media. We'll just say here's Doug's pillow.
I just say the yellow pillow. I think every guy has had this
at some point. We hold onto the pillow too long. You gotta get
rid of the pillow. And I was thinking of things like if a woman
came over, that would gross them out. Listen. A few years ago,
I was dating somebody. This was a quick little get together and it
was around the time of my birthday. And she thought my pillows were too
thin. Okay, so she bought your new pillow. She bought me new
pillows, and these were like god Zilla, big thick ones, and I'm
like these suck. So I'm like, when's your birthday? Because I know
what I'm gonna get you. And you didn't last her birthday? Did?
They were in the closet and she didn't like it. Birthday present of the
closet, and I think that was the last, all right, So you
just stuck with those. So I guarantee, I guarantee that pillow that you
got it's not yellow. I'll bet you no, nasty ass brown. Why
why sweating? No, you're sweating your Yes, you put your tears in
there. Well, don't you wash your pillowcases too? The pillow cases you
watch, but it seeks it seeps through, all right, he look,
just take a look at the raw pillow. Don't even take a picture of
it. I'll trust you again. If I have a grow in my apartment,
it doesn't matter if the walls are yellow. It's it's happening. No,
it's not. You've never been over to someone's house and been grossed out
by something you saw at their house and you still went through with things.
Oh, I'm not saying on the person. I'm not saying on the person.
I'm saying in the house, You're just like, I gotta get out
of here. Yeah. No, if it's to go over, like,
I don't have to look at that to borrow morning, I'm not looking at
it all night lights are off, we're getting laid. I'm gonna you know,
that's it's good. She's got to take out the carbonage. She obviously
doesn't take the care of her dog and cat. We're closing the door and
I'm out the next day. Good rit is It was fun. Of course
I'm not you know, am I gonna see again? Well? No,
not if you live like a pig. I have a friend. I have
a friend of years ago was uh not really dating this woman, but they
got together. He spent the night at her house. He told me the
next day he's like, her breath was so bad. He's like, uh,
he asked her to go. He went out and he found lemonade and
goes, hey, I haven't sip a lemonade or something to try, And
then she's like, don't leave yet, don't leave. I'm gonna take a
shower and we'll leave together. And he has he gets irritable bowl syndrome.
Oh at the time, we're going back like twenty years. We're in our
twenties. So she lives in an apartment only one bathroom. Yeah, so
he couldn't hold it. He's pacing back and forth paying back. Couldn't hold
it. Ships in the garbage can? No, was she in the shower?
Yeah, shit's in the garbage can and left, no, and waited
for her, and then she's like all right. He goes like, hey,
listen, we gotta go. It was summer. Did he take out
the garbage? He did? Come on, is this guy I'm not saying.
I am not saying. People know for the story somebody used to work
with Yeah, oh yeah, is he Uh no, No, he's not
that guy. It is not that I couldn't I have to knock on the
door and say, hey, let me use yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Well I think even that he was just so afraid of you know, didn't
want to grosser out, and then when you want to grosser out, you
left to dump. It was like he went in the garbage and was trying
to figure out where garbage bags were, and she got out of the shower,
and so he was trying to not you know, I think it's a
you think about people very sentiment. I know their paper tells you you to
wipe her ass. There was no smell. Oh Jesus, it's not right.
The whole thing. This guy had his car repossessed. He was a
piece. They came in the middle of the ninety He had his Mercedes.
He had stories he got He would pretend to fall down, and you'd see
people like all scared of like coming downstairs and stuff, and well that I
never felt fall. Pratt fall. I have pratt door hit me in the
face when somebody opens time it right that my foot would hit it again like
that, and they got old after twenty years. It's just Doug being dug
again. I haven't had a chance to do it. Nobody opening a door
near me. We'll take a moment. Oh, actually you know what tell
no, no, no, no, we do. I want to say
this. Uh. Some people like speaking of dating and things, I did
see this. Uh what did you find out about you? Now? You
and I have probably not done this. We weren't probably in our heyday of
dating when the apps were out there, when you were meeting people online.
Now you have been on some apps. I've never done online dating. I'm
certainly in a position where I could I choose not Yeah, for all the
reasons that you hear, but I did see. I was talking to somebody
and they were like, oh, I always google anybody I'm gonna date.
And I guess that makes sense, right, google them before you meet them.
Hey, I'm Doug. You find them online, you chat with them,
and then they're off and they're googling in the person. Okay, it
would never occur to you to do that or no, I mean maybe look
them on Facebook. That's what they mean, Y're googling. Yeah, but
other than that, no, So I put on one of the Facebook pages,
what did you find out about your date when you google them that made
you change your mind? And that Of all the responses were the top five,
this is just my favorite one. Okay, usually I google someone before
I actually go on in the day with them. Yes, but it was
last minute and I was slacking. What is this person? He was older
than me by quite a few years and listed himself as a neurosurgeon on his
dating profile. Okay, local literal surgeon. He wanted to meet up for
cocktails and dinner at a nice local restaurant. I'd say, nice little restaurant.
They list the place. At dinner, he proceeded to tell me about
his divorce to his much younger wife, to whom he had a recent child.
He gave the stereotypical story of a young gold digging wife who locked in
her alimony and child support by having a kid. I was surprised that he
was so negative on the first date, but I gave him points for being
open and honest that women think. Okay, Still, there was something off
and how he spoke about everything I know. Typically most surgeons are rumored to
be narcissists as a result, often have God complexes. After I went home
that evening, I began to research. The very first story I found was
a newspaper article where he was under medical review for operating on the wrong side
of a patient's brain. Okay, now, whoops. I know the medical
professional professionals work long, crazy hours. Mistakes are bound to happen, and
it's not uncommon. The most disturbing part of the article, though, were
his statements that it was all the nurse's fault for marking the wrong side,
Like, you may come in and she has the more they probably have to
shave the head. I would assume all that he showed no remorse and did
not accept any ownership or blame for his mistake. That was a deal breaker
for me, okay, as I saw how that would be potential issue and
disagreements in a relationship. This is really overthinking it if it's just one date,
I think. But while I understand, professional issues are much different than
personal ones, and in medical malpractice situation, most doctors will never admit any
wrongdoing. He should have listened to his lawyer when I'm sure he was told
to keep quiet and just left it at no comment in the In the news
article, his humor is showed through in his multiple statements in the article,
and as a result, they decided not to pursue a relationship any further.
I also later found now through research on social media, that he was still
very much married and apparently he was just looking for some kind of fun on
the dating apps. There you go, oh good man as surgeon, There
you go. That's why you may with ladies in particular. Now, I
would love to know if guys. I'm sure guys probably googled their dates.
I would never think to do that. Yeah, I wouldn't think to do
that. I don't even think I would do like any real homework at all.
No, right, because you're from the age where you couldn't do homework.
And when I say homework, like find out about them what they do
with unless you have a mutual friend or you're at a bar and you're right,
bartender, know, ay did she come in here? But years ago,
when I was on the radio, and I've always said, we tell
were telling ourselves on social media, I had we had an intern and I
named this person the so and so psychic intern, psychic intern, and I
said, if you want a psychic reading from our intern, call up now.
And people will call up and we put them on hold, and I'd
have everybody in the room will be scouring their social media. And really at
the time it was just Facebook and Twitter or really the big onespace. No,
this is after my Space and Facebook. It was around twenty this I'd
be twenty twelve. And uh so we get back on and this woman's on
the line and this young girl, and I said, you really got to
act it out and blah blah. She was fantastic. She goes, oh,
I see something new. You know you're gonna be going. You feel
very comfortable, and you transport yourself and then oh I got a new car.
But we saw it all on social media. My only point from bringing
that up is you could Google and then have topics of conversation. Hey,
I saw on Facebook you got a new car. I did? Do you
know? Maybe be upfront? Hey, I looked you up and I saw
this, that and the other thing. It kind of seems like stocking.
Right, No, right, you know it does. But I come friends
on Facebook? Hey? Is it okay? Now? Then here's an interesting
thing. Would you be bothered if a woman did a little re search on
you? Or would you think that's totally acceptable and fine? Because women you
just you know, you want to know about Facebook? I have a public
but it open. But if but if a guy says it to a chick,
that seems weird to me? What you can look me up? And
no, no, no, no, Hey, hey, I checked you
out on a little Google search on you. UH find from twenty eighteen you
got a rush for? They want another one? Should I call you?
ANU? Is a program working? I'm just wondering, you know, you
know it's the program. Well, it's funny, all right, We'll take
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had over three hundred people in there for the Bills game. Great place to
go watch the Bill's game. You've got another game coming up? Oh yeah,
Sunday night, six thirty. But what's so cool is they yes,
but they hit that the Bill's Shouts song every time the Bills score Yes,
So you feel like, you know, if you can't be at the stadium,
go to BTV. Not It's just fun to be in that atmosphere.
There's something about being around all these like minded Bills fans, the energy.
There was even somebody in there who was waving a terrible towel and I think
at one point waving and goes, this is probably the only time I'm going
to get to do this, you know. And it was fun and the
Bills fans are fun, and the food is fantastic and I had the chips
three ways. He had a three ways with chips. Yeah, I did.
It was delicious and tulsa. I dipped one of them. I went
on. I took one from behind and dipped it in garlic aoli sauce.
So good. The food is I like my condom like I like my chips?
Ribbed, ruffled speaking of that. Okay, a University of Wisconsin chancellor
got fired. What did he say for filming X rated movies with his wife?
Oh, how did you get fired? Well, he showed him to
his class. I don't know. This is a weird thing, and this
is a strange thing, and I've been trying to come up with the argument
in my head. But apparently for years. They got together in twenty fourteen.
They got married in twenty fourteen, so that would give them almost ten
years. He is sixty three years old. His name is Joe gow.
He is the University of Wisconsin Lacroix that camp as chancellor. Okay, okay,
and he was suspended in December. Afterwards revealed he and his wife,
who's fifty six, are also porn stars. Okay. Now, they have
a website. They have a YouTube channel and it's called Sexy Healthy Cooking.
They're vegans. Let me just play you a little bit of their I had
to go look this up. I usually don't listen to my porn. This
is no this is this is no porn, but I just wanted this is
them. They do a cooking show to this porn. Oh okay, here
everybody, they have cooking though. Welcome back to sexy healthy Cooking. For
those of you who have seen our show before, you know that Joe and
I are vegans. That means that we only eat things that come go ahead,
the only each other. Welcome back, we got healthy cooking. For
those of you who have our show before, you know that Joe and I
are vegans. That I got to start again so that way we can get
Welcome back to sexy healthy cooking. For those of you who have seen our
show before, you know that bothers me say, look at the wrong camera
when they're talking things that come from plants. No eggs, no cheese,
no meat, no chicken, nothing like that. You know, Carmen is
an outstanding, outstanding steaking cook and she's going to show you how to make
a wonderful dish here today she is a real dish. Also, we like
to have a special guest star from the Adult entertainment industry. And we've got
somebody today who you're surely going to recognize. I'm talking about the wonderful Lauren
Phillips. I've never heard of Lauren Phillips. Now here comes Lauren Phillips,
big, huge knockers, barely barely contained in this jumpsuit. She's got on
big red hair. She's popping it. Hey, hey, hey, great
to see you. So oil So I heard that you really that you really
like what Doug huh. I heard you really like the door pizza. So
today we are going to make a sweet and smoky soy cral vegan pizza,
mushrooms, potatoes, and red onions. At this point pizza, okay,
but we got to start out with a little bit of wine. I can
do my part. I can. This guy is the chancellor. He's a
doctor. He has his masters from pen he has it. I think he
went to Penn State for undergrad University of Alabama, got a master's and went
back and got a doctor to Penn State. And then and someone kind of
Harvard Education in there and they fire Hi because he's not representing the Collagori.
So here's what happened. But but they also then so they have been doing
this for a while for some reason, on X decided to put up They
then get with these film stars and have porn. So it's not just selfie.
They're not only second, they're cooking, cooking. Yeah. Yeah,
And so that it did it made me go, okay, what where's the
problem here? And so the Times of UK is the only place that would
really talk to these two. I would like to get them on the podcast
to have a conversation. Not that they won't be in person, we'll do
it virtually, but I'd love to find out a little bit more so they
so the woman said vegan though, right, So they don't cook anything like
hot dog in the in the biscuit, ter wrap dog, corn dog,
no corn hall, no corn dog in the corn hall. Such children,
Jesus deviled egg. We were just really stunned at how quickly the videos became
popular and had over a million views. She's a former psychology professor. She
admitted it was a little strange keeping such a large secret. So I guess
the couple's cook vegan meals with well known adult film stars. Before viewers are
directed to other websites like OnlyFans to view explicit content. Now, I don't
know if they get with the porn star. One article I read sort of
made it look that way, and another one just made it look like this.
You get to watch this sixty three year old skinny Joe Goal who Joe
Gal looks like. Once you know what this guy does porn, you kind
of go, eh, I can see it, I can see. I
got you ever have that when all that Maybe you're not thinking of, but
it fits. It fits. It fits the brand of this person. When
looked at a guy go yeah he could do part no no no, no
no no. All of a sudden it comes out. Hey, you and
I we're also want to go and listen by the way that guy tramp stamp
and then you look at him and go fits okay, fits the person out.
I don't know this guy. Once I see it, it fits so
uh. Gallan Wilson, who were described on their website as passionate plant powered
couple, cooking, conversing and shooting extraordinary sex scenes with top adult stars.
So that's why I think they get together with these stars. Ashley, you
want to do some anal, Yeah, but let me have some tofu first
with some cranberry juice. We're gonna make this. We're gonna make this happen.
Is it better or worse be a vegan to get less? You might
give more? My stummy gonna explode. You got some plant based on me,
You got some leaf. I've never heard of vegan porn stars. But
I like where this is going, sous. Okay, Now here's the thing,
and you can relate to this, you can, okay. And we
don't want to admit why. I know why, and you know why.
She said. It's a little bit strange keeping such a large secret. The
couple had only made videos as a hobby since they were married in twenty fourteen,
before sharing their first video online two months ago. So they've been doing
this cooking show which is somewhat innocuous, and it has a porn star.
So there's your titulating. But I don't think on YouTube anybody's taken off any
clothes or anything. It's a nicely produced piece. They just need to learn
to look at the right camera with it's on them. That that would be
my Yeah. I don't think YouTube lets you do any nudity. No,
So I can be wrong, she would, she says. Quote the wife
Carmen fifty six former psychology professor. I wouldn't say I'm glad it's out.
The family reaction is a challenge. I called my mom and she wasn't super
were excited, So that's not easy. Yeah, whoa, Yeah, Now
that's the thing that would be strange. Now, how many times have we
all kept a secret or didn't want our parents at any age to know.
This is a fifty six year old woman. Your parents, My parents were
thrilled that I was djaying at the strip club. But I was making money,
paying my bills. You know. I couldn't keep my father out of
there for Christ's sakes, But the rest of the family, here's my favorite
part. For her husband, whose actions were described by his former employer,
that would be the University of Wisconsin Lacroix, as abhorrent. There's been a
noticeable shift in how he's treated. Two days before the story broke, their
local paper was going to name GOO Chancellor Joe gow as the person of the
Year, but quickly scrapped that article to write about him being fired. Welcome
to celebrity Cheft. We've got a girl hiding three k posses. Tune in
to see where they are, what is that. That's Oh yeah, that's
the that's the emergency vegan alarm. It's fascinating. It's a volunteer fire department.
Let's give a shout out to them. Well, it's it's I think
this is it's not. Yeah, I don't know about the the it might
be volunteer fire. I know, I'm not sure. I think there is
a fire. There's the police department. Fairport has his own police department.
They have a norm uh fire department. What you hear if you can hear
it through the background and bleeds through a little bit, is they They used
to call for emergencies by this giant airhorn and and it is a giant airhorn
sits on the top of one of the buildings here. They've had a vote
to get rid of it because now everybody is electronically right acknowlance, Hey,
we need you at where it's a historical figure. You got it. So
people in the village voted to keep it. So this thing goes on in
all hours because there could be a fire and accident and ambulance anytime there's any
sort of emergent or ATV you guys get everybody activated on this. So continuing
back with our vegan porn people. It's fascinating. Before this, I was
someone you admired. Now I'm someone who was reviled. It's just a really
unusual thing. Some people we talk to are curious, and others are like,
I'll never talk to you again. It's been very saddening to see some
people abandoning us. We've lost friends. This guy had his role as the
chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Lacroix for seventeen years. He insists he never
mentioned his job in videos, which he and his wife say they created in
their spare time and while on vacations. While the reaction for many has been
discouraging, the porn industry has welcome the couple with them. Yeah, come
on, there's something new. People, you've never thought about it. Hey,
Bill, what do you think about vegan porn? Jesus, that's the
corner we gotta grab. We've got everything else. We've got the Beverly Hillbillies
porn parody. But vegan porn. Hey, that's a whole new avenue now.
The couple have co written several books under pseudonyms about working in the porn
industry and are considering future options blah blah blah blah blah. I think this
guy, actually, I'm pretty sure in another article when they did this,
they found out that he brought he's trying to say, I don't understand.
Yeah, he goes. I'd be very eager to talk to other universities who
have an open mind about this. We've learned so much through this experience,
which would be really interesting to talk about in a class. Most college students
are looking at pornography, so shouldn't we be talking about it When everybody settles
down, I hope they would understand this is a very interesting, legitimate,
and important area of future study. I'm not so sure that you could get
porn study. I mean, I don't know what there is out of doubt.
Well, because they're vegans, you could have Chinese food. All right.
Down here, we're going to take the rock. We're going to rock
on a walk tonight. You can have barbecue, seafood, Italian but gumbo.
But so it turns out this guy, paid through discretionary funds from the
university, had a speaker come in a porn star and speak and paid paid
her paid this porn I'm not gonna say star, I don't know what actor,
We don't know, a star, five thousand dollars from the university money,
and he didn't get it okay with no I think he did. At
for ninety minutes, this person spoke, but no one knew. And his
point was to talk about the industry and try to destigmatize porn and how it's
okay. And the thing is, I don't know that you can destigmatize it.
Look, I've often thought I didn't understand when these teachers were being fired
for only fans or something like, all right, most kids aren't gonna once
you know that the teacher's doing that. I don't think you get a yeah.
Man, I don't think you can even look at that person again and
not think in their heads down the line. I'm sure Joe Gal at sixty
he walks back on that campus. You don't. I would be laughing,
or I'd be going man, or I would be walking out if Joe was
really hung or something. I would find a cobacitor like, hey, you
know I am. Now you guys get to clash, Okay, so today
we're going to show you a poundered chicken. But I mean, I can
understand why these people are let go yeah, you know, I really can't
because there's a part of me that wants to go. But they let it
out. They put a link on their on Twitter. I had to think
that the university is going to say, no, we don't want this,
nothing's wrong. But you can't have something no right. Yeah, but it's
interesting and you can go see self sexy excuse me, Sexy Healthy Cooking.
That is their YouTube channel. I think it's sexy Healthy Couple and then sexy
Healthy Cooking. But if you search sex sexy Healthy Cooking, they will come
up. And I want you to look at Joe and tell me I'm looking
at his wife. Well you're gonna want to, okay, And they have
their clothes on and she's not even dressed provocatively. The porn star that came
out certainly was she's like, hey, bouncing And I couldn't do sexy healthy
cooking. I could do like hot dogs and spaghettios. And this is what
you got. If you want to feel better about yourself, just watch this
program for fifty minutes find out. Like I remember years ago, the soft
rock station in town. We were all owned by the same company, and
they had a pretty popular morning show for soft froy for you know that audience,
female audience. And somebody found out that I won't remember. The girl's
name was a dancer and I think it was at the Classy Cat and she
was an intern, and so so group of guys went down. Oh yeah,
let's go embarrassing. Yes, yes, that was I remember thinking they're
like, come on, I'm like, eh, you don't embarrassed. I
wouldn't want to be embarrassed. But they wanted to see what she looked like,
of course, and I can there's a young guy's curiosity. But they've
all found out and they went down there, and I thought, what is
like, do you ever find something out about somebody that you didn't know?
It's usually in the past, Like somebody finds out their mom who PTA?
Now you know she heading up the make she's the beverage person for the soccer
team. But mom was a big star, you know what I mean.
Or she was a stripper, and everybody's gotta pay. Even if you're in
the PTA, you can be in this a little bit of kink as well,
some fun not kink, but you know, letting your hair down,
you know, try new things. It doesn't change at any age. Right.
You know, let me hang on one second. Uh, while we're
doing this, I'll give it thank you, yeah, give your thank yous.
All right. So we had some people uh like me, have Facebook
and I appreciate it. We got Jimmy Lynch, We got Navy retired Joe
Kenney out there. I got my Navy coin, Andy McDonald, Kelly Opart,
Daniel Chase, car Lynn Pike, Melanie Clee, Don Alexander Uh,
Diane, Francesca, Barb Moran on another state, Jimmy White, Sondra thanks
for listening, Jay Davis, Steven bergon and a whole bunch of other people.
And he got Dougie Fresh on here every Tuesday night talking about sexy,
healthy couples. Okay, that's all right. My phone was going off.
That's all right, we're near the again. Anyway. I apologize though.
You got Reese's Cups and that's it. Spaghettios and hot dogs with Dougie Fresh,
that's it. That's your sexy, healthy, sexy, non healthy.
I have a few key things that I can cook and that people do.
I am learning to uh, I'm learning to cook a little bit more.
I'm doing more. I'm trying to eat I make a lot of use a
vword. I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I gotta get that.
I gotta get back to. Yeah, get shredded. In twenty twenty four,
I'm gonna well, go ahead nothing. Yeah. If I fight something
good out in the restaurant, I like to try to recreate it at home.
That that's a skill. White clam sauce has been the one the past
year. Really, I made something that look much like white clam sauce,
adding a little bit more butter. No, it's terrible, doug next thing
is going to be a Cajun shrimp jumbalaya. We sell it. Set your
wake up alarm out there. Yeah, it's time to take your medicine diabetes.
Got the diabet is. How cold is it outside, Bill? Oh
it's so cold that my foot fell off. All right, let's get out
of here. Let's do it, Manny for Tuesday, Yes, for Dougie
Fresh. I'm Bill Moran. I'll see you tomorrow. I book a big
hotel. Didn't know what to do. I'm trying to keep me young.
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