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Broken Lords. Thank you. As soon as this sword breaks, you also
hear a damn it to all the gods again, motherfucking thirteen damage. All
right, So yeah, you shatter this thing right across the side of this
creature's neck and there's just rocks in splinters in a jagged wound from the side
of his neck down onto his chest, and his eye was gaze just slowly
shifts in and he looks at Vega and just grunts your first. I'm also
last, all right, and next in the turn order is call I'm gonna
take another shot at him? Okay, another with beast from last time.
No, this is your first turn in the combat, but right wouldn't be
your first character that had dementia. Do you seem fall nor your last?
I imagine to check the CTE particle and call I'm sure he's taking a little
couple of knocks of the head journeys through this terrible Asthmalley. All right,
I'm gonna feel really bad if it turns out Cole actually has a concussion.
One a complication, though, one with a complication. You love the s
You want to toss me a pepperoni? What if I don't want a pepperoni?
Socks? Pepperoni is bad for you? It is? Yeah, yeah,
it's up pressure. I would know, Socks. Tell me something.
Should I take the pepperoni on this? Fuck you? You go hungry?
All right? All right? So you draw your bow back and some doesn't
feel right. You loose the shot and your string snaffs. You hate to
see it. Thank Socks. You know what I really appreciate that Corey as
a GM is that he knows that Socks is gonna stonewall him. So now
he's gonna make He's gonna make Socks is stubbornness hurt other members of the party
to make it. Socks his fault. Ultimately, Davian, this is a
true friendship. Right here. I was about to ask Jordan, what is
it that you love about? That exact epitomy of every friendship I had with
everybody, everyone of you. Right to be fair, it's really fucked up.
I do appreciate that, like too, Just like you know that the
whole there's layers to it, like you could. You could do it one
on a service, but if you scratch down a little bit, there's an
extra layer of petty that's right on top. Oh my god, the game
recognized game and this is pretty good. I got I gotta roll your damage,
Dicel, Does your thing have an effects? Finally only has the volley
qualities. I am going to that zero five is another one plus effect,
all right? So that is quattrow demaginos and the zero all right. So
the point of the arrow sticks in the creature's scaly flesh. It looks like
the arrow sunk in about a half an inch and it's just kind of like
hanging limply. He does not even notice. He only has eyes for his
new dancing partner. And thank god, as a noble he's been ballroom trained.
It's time for It's time for him to dip his partner Vega Corey.
Corey may have this dance you, in fact may Yes, I have a
large pile of dice I need to capture, all right, understood, Oh
boy, I can't explain it. I feel like him in the way.
I can't stand between these two. That's right, Socks shot your weapon out
of your hand. I forgot that. That was the opening fucking open play.
Step one is yet you smash them in the teeth and now you're sands
a quarter staff at the moment, and I'm sands a sword and I am
sands a bow. So out of four fighters lose their weapon in the first
round of I got back up before this fucking fight started, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, it's still have a shield belt. That's good.
You got that going for us. It's something. Honestly, this just
sounds like a brilliant fight. Really, I don't know what you guys are
complaining about. I don't know complaint is the right word. All right.
So the first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna spend three points of doom,
all right, buddy, Okay, see he could have had more.
I mean, I still have nine socks. You want me to spend the
rest right now, so I'm all out. No, you could have had
ten though, I'm just saying, why the fun would you take a va
dude? A boxer sticks is fine? Oh no, Can I parry this
with my shield? Uh? Yeah, you can try to parry this with
shield. I'm going to spend that momentum. I'm sorry, guys, and
you have to have backup swords. It's pretty fun. I have a backup
sword and a backup spear on me. Three successes, the successes, it's
all right. Does that generate a momentum? Can I put that back in
the pool or yeah, it's a get tested. You generated the most momentum,
he generated one, You generated two. His momentum subtracts from yours,
so you generated one momentum. So he can go back in the pool preferfect.
I hide behind my shield a little bit and whether to blow. Uh
yeah, he wasn't trying for a regular strike, however, So okay,
he reaches down, you get up your shield in the way. He grabs
onto your shield. Since you succeeded on your parry test, I'll give you
the option. Would you like to hold onto your shield or would you like
to let your shield go? You know how big is this guy? Out
of curiosity like you feel, it's nine and a half feet tall. He
can keep the shield, you know, I'm letting the shield go on this
one. Let the shield go, all right? Yeah, he rips back.
He was fully planning on using you as a human whip. But you
let go of the shield and he toss into the bushes. Lets, I
should say, you will pay for that. You've been doubled disarmed now in
the first Yeah, a man with no weapons and no shield, a monster
that is nine feet tall and says you are gonna pay. Yeah, he's
just gonna pay. I guarantee it. He's gonna pay for that ship.
You're right here? First? Is that how he's gonna welcome to WrestleMania.
He's going to one on the one with the great one right now? All
right? That is factual. But he is a genetic free and he's not
normal things out, Yes, and it's all I know about this. You
might have a point on that, all right. That's in the end of
the turn order. And consequently, I'm going to spend a poor doom so
he can go again immediately fucking of course, you know what, I'm gonna
spend a second point a dude, because this is hilarious. Yeah, in
Ricardo Vega's voice, he says, you are going to pay for that.
He's tripping. I'm chilling this motherfucker. He's going to fucking all right,
I can't pay if I don't have any weapons. You can't. I know
you cannot. In fact, I understood, I'm gonna spend another two points
adool again or I would never say this about you because I like you as
a person. But this dude right here, Yeah, bitch, like enormous
piece. You're cool. This dude not feeling it. I mean, this
fucker spent seven two month Ricardo's in immediate imminent danger, got here, in
present danger? In fact? Oh does he have does he have a weapon?
Quality? Oh? He does in fact have a weapon. It's a
coming, all right, sound all right? So what is Ricardo Vega's armor?
First question to two? Okay, all right? So he tosses the
shield into the woods and then it quick as a snake cousin with the left
claw which is big enough to envelope three quarters of your torso and just whips
you into like the heavy part of a nearby tree, well, bramble like
the thick portion of the brambles, you take four points of vigor damage.
Okay, I don't take a wound because that's not five question mark, it's
not five. So yeah, your armor basically saved you from taking a wound.
There, got it, Got it understood. Consider your armor has like
it has some gouges in it right now? Sure makes sense, giants,
claw, we don't understand about later above that again for those of you,
by the way, just to reinforce this, for those of you that are
wearing armor, if you do take a wound, you are allowed to sacrifice
your arm or to not get wounded. Oh, thank you. That's very
important information. Why we're not at Yeah, I feel like wounds are a
mistake here. All right, you guys may now proceed in your present turn
order of your choice. So mad I think Cole can go. He's gonna
lob an explosive at this guy well to assist the theater of the mind.
Like, what is everyone's current positioning? Okay, padres directly in run up
to the monster. Technically she's on his right side because he turned left to
throw Ricardo Vega. Vega is in some big ass thorns. Octomer is straight
back, and Coulie's standing next to Octomer. What side is the big neck
wound on the left side up? Assume it would be his You're right handed,
right, Ricardo is yeah, yeah, so it would be his right,
which is you probably swung right to left right? Yeah? Yes,
and you were facing him, so it would be his right. Okay.
So is the wound facing me or away from me? It's facing you?
Okay, that's important. How climbable is this gross monster's back? Yes?
I won't be excluding it would probably be a contested role. Okay. So
I have this croc tooth dagger on me. Mhmm. We're gonna put that
in our teeth and we're gonna try to climb this monstrosity because fight or flight,
and we are in fight mode. So you want to stab it in
the neck? Yeah, I guess so roll acrobatics. Do you want to
spend any fortune or momentum? I just considering that, I do think I
want to spend a fortune. So the two successes and then zero successes.
Through successes, you managed to climb. He's shaking mightily and his tail is
lashing about, but you are able to climb up to his shoulder irrelatively easily.
I mean it's not even that far to climb. Just a couple of
feet have room to make an attack. Yeah, I would like to spend
my last fortune point on this, if possible. Shout, let's go,
and the point of momentum called shot to the open wound. You're gonna have
to pay me a doom for that, because a called shot is too hake
it and like it. You guys are the reason if he keeps spending all
this doom. I know, no, starting the session is the reason why
I keep spending all the doom. I start with twelve every time, never
get a single Roni automy. Brother, the Pepperoni famine continues. It can't
be a Pepperoni famine. I just dropped like seven. I don't have to
shake that ass if you want any more, Jesus pease what I didn't shake
Vega's ass enough before I threw him in the bushes. I'll do better next
time. So because it's a called shot, I'm just rolling my base melee
right yep. Even with the momentum and the doom and then the last fortune
point gives me two successes? Yes, we okay, here we go.
Oh, I bet my dagger broke off in its neck. I'm assuming what
do you think, Corey? You're running the game? Three successes? Are
at three successes and a complication? All right, with a fragile cruc tooth
dagger, we don't have to worry about it being fragile yet. That's on
damage. So go ahead and roll your damage so I can get a better
idea. What happened? Are you juicing all of your momentum generated too damage?
Yes? That sounds like a good idea in this case. Okay,
okay? Which is how many? Would that be? Just? Two?
One? It would be too? Okay, good news. Since you successfully
called a shot on the wound, I'm going to say his arbor doesn't apply
on this. I'll reroll that zero if you've got do I do? Yes,
I do have the no mercy talent. Hang on, Hey, oh
that's one extra damage, but it's also an effect, so effectively, the
damage on the dagger is going to drop from two to one on this one.
Okay, well that stinks. So you are able to jam that thing
like all the way into the wound its lodge is there. Fist actually goes
deep enough that it spurts blood directly under your skin, and it burns like
hell oh I hate it. Oh no, I say, how you know,
in an effort to Christ pain and also maybe tip everyone else off.
Maybe if this thing's getting already got a problem, all right, so this
thing howards as you plunge the dagger in on that