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Hello, Welcome to our second show
twenty twenty four on our news set Laura

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Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Hello.

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Still the birthday boy, it's still
your birthday week. You get a week,

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you get a home. Now,
it's a month. Now it's a

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month. Producer Brian Hellowdy, good
to see you. Producer Brian has a

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wild card for us tonight. I'm
excited one it is? Yeah? Is

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it something that who's going to enjoy
it? More? Me or Eric equally?

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I'm oh, great, I have
I'm going to read some tarot cards

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for each one of you guys and
I. We have host chats and you

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have something something unbelievable happened on an
airplane. To Eric, this is you're

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not gonna believe this. So that's
his host chat. So, but before

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we get to that, I just
want to say thank you, thank you,

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thank you for watching, for tuning
in, for bringing in twenty twenty

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four with us. We really truly
appreciate it. And this year is going

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to be awesome. We're gonna have
a lot of fun things planned. We're

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going to do a lot of exciting, scary, awkward comedy club type of

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thing that you don't want to do, but I certainly want to do.

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What Okay, here's my idea.
Oh boy, we each have to come

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up with. I'm going to say, three minutes of a comedy routine.

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It's like a stand up. So
yeah, okay, so it was your

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idea, but I was like flushing
it out a little bit. Is kind

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of terrified of doing this. He
doesn't want to. I don't. We

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did the roasts. I know it's
similar, Like I think you are gonna

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be fantastic. But here's the thing. The loser, the one who does

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the worst, has to perform in
front of an audience that we're gonna gather

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together, like at a party or
something like that. We're still fleshing it

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out, but it's going to be
something really either really funny or very awkward.

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For sure, awkward but great.
So that's something that we're going to

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be doing. So I'm come on, be a good sport. You can

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do it. You knew it fun
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com. Okay, so now it's
host chat time and I'm going to talk

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about my New Year's Eve. I
want you guys each to guess, just

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randomly, where do you think.
I was at eleven o'clock at night on

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New Year's Eve the Manhattan with a
psychic No and no, I am yes,

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Oh, I was with my daughter
and we drove at ten thirty at

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night. We drove to o B. Why because I'll tell you why.

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We packed up a bunch of blankets
and a bunch of towels and candles and

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our journals. And what we did
was we laid we went to the ocean

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because we wanted to be grounded.
We wanted to start the new year kind

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of like in a spiritual place sort
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ocean? And and and o B. Let me just tell you ob is

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just the easiest one for us to
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and we love it there anyway.
So we laid out everything on the sand

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and immediately that was when the high
tides, like the big waves were coming

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in and we're like, oh my
god, so the spirit of high So

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we ended up on the wall.
So we laid out our stuff on the

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wall, and I had a candle
and she had a candle. And one

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of the psychics that I I asked
about, like, what kind of ceremonies

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can we do to bring good luck
and good fortune into the new year.

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And and she said, offer something
to the ocean, like to Mother Earth.

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So they she said it could be
something as simple as a flower.

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So on the way there, like
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I just picked some two flowers out
of some dude's yard. Mother Earth

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does not appreciate stealing, but whatever, so we offered. We set our

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intentions, and then we offered the
flower out into the ocean. And then

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like this big wave comes up and
we get totally wet, but it was

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fun. We laughed. And then
we sat on the wall and we wrote

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out all the things we wanted to
get rid of in twenty twenty three,

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and then all the things we want
to accomplish and work on and think about

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in twenty twenty four. And we
just sat there and we wrote and wrote

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and wrote, wrote, and then
fireworks were going off. There was a

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drum circle going on, like people
kept coming up to Evan and saying,

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oh my god, you're so beautiful. You look like Taylor Swift. Like

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like ten people came up to her
that night. Apparently she really like a

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Taylor Swift that night, so she
was really happy, and then like and

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then midnight hit and we took a
picture right at midnight and we each wrote

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in each other there's journals what we
want for each other, and it was

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it was so great and so wonderful. And then New Year's Day, I

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had to go to work at five
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home from work and like the next
three days, I like cried for the

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next three days straight and I was
like super down. Now, what the

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hell happened? Mother Earth was pissed
that you stole the flowers. Yeah,

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God's green Earth. We had the
best, the best New Year's Eve.

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It was so cool and then boom, the year started not so great.

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And I'm not going to get into
it. I'll get into it on another

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episode about like what went on with
me because it's about mental health and I

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think we really need to talk about
it, but probably not tonight because it's

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something that I'm going through or went
through. And Eric, Eric knows he

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was there. But I'm good.
I'm good, But we'll talk about it

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later. But that was my New
Year's even and it was really actually really

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cool, and oh, I had
my book with me. I was just

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going to say all the things I
wanted to end in twenty twenty three,

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and it was just like all the
negative self talk and and uh your responsibility

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with money and just uh feeling stuck. I don't want to be stuck anymore.

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I want to I want to move
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that. I don't know whatever.
So that was my New Year's Like I

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had my little list and send them
to you. Oh wait, I forgot.

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What'd you say? Oh you've got
to You've got to give me a

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break. I forget. I've like
on the phone and I said, we're

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going to do a list, and
I'm going to make out mine and I'm

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going to send it to you.
I don't remember, never acknowledged it.

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I'm so sorry. I don't even
remember what you said. What was it?

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Tell me what you said? Just
tell me what you said. Do

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you remember. I'll read what I
said. Okay, read what you sent

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me? My god, just and
I didn't bring my book down. Oh

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my god. You probably said prosperity. I have twenty twenty four goals?

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Remember having this? Oh okay,
no, no, tell me. So

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I talked about our podcast is going
off the charts. Yes, I said,

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enjoy my chosen family. And friends. Yes, no negativity and little

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drama. Enjoy life, love,
learn more, and let go of olgos

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and crickets. That was the text
I got, like, I'm sorry,

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I didn't. I'm sorry, it's
all right, I forget. Wow,

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you know what? That that was
something else that was really I had to

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really focus on these last couple of
weeks. Is letting go. And I'll

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explain that a little later on,
but that was also something that was anyway,

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I wanted to keep this first week
really positive, so we'll get to

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that later. And again Brian has
a wild card. But what is your

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host? Oh? Your host shock? Oh my god, your host shot?

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Now this is in this day and
age unacceptable. I can't. I'll

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be a judge of that. No, I can't. I was. I

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Normally Laura won't let me talk about
stuff before the show. I had to

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call her and tell her about this. Okay, So I went to Vegas

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for my birthday, and my birthday
present from a friend of mine was tickets

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to see Christine Angueler because I love
her and I've never seen her so Arriving

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in Vegas, we find out that
she is sick and the performances are canceled

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suck. So I make the best
of Vegas. You know, had a

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lot of fun. But on Saturday
when it was time to come home,

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the flight left at three forty five, and I was like, I couldn't.

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I was going to go to breakfast, and then I was like,

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god, you know, I'll just
extend the hotel a little bit. But

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I couldn't. Somebody else was coming
in, so I booked an earlier flight.

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So for thirty or forty cents,
I was able to that's it.

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Yeah, I think it was like
forty cents. I was able to get

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on like a twelve thirty flight.
So I was like, good, I'm

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done with Vegas. So I was
able to just leave from the hotel and

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go so with Southwest because they're the
only airline that actually has a direct flight

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to Vegas. There's the seating is
not assigned. It's just that you get

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on there and it's just a total
freeze. That's why you have to like

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check in right away. The group. I like it actually, so I

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wound up being in the sea group. Oh yeah, yeah, I was

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last one to board the plane.
I'm always in that group. See,

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I never am. I never can
get money yeah, always a early So

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I I prefer to sit either in
the front of the plane or in the

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middle, because I will not sit
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No. Well, so even if
I've ever been in the sea group,

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I've always had assigned seats. I've
I very rarely Southwest, so I unless

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I go to Vegas. So I
get on the plane and normally the flight

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attendants are all up by the cockpit
cockpit and welcoming everybody in. So I

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it's a full flight. Every single
seat is filled. And then in the

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middle of the plane where the emergency
doors are, you know how, it's

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just two seats, and then after
that it's like two rows of two seats

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and then it's so there was a
flight attendant standing and he had his knee

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on one of the seats and in
the seat next to the window, and

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these were the two rows that were
the emergency area. Was an extremely overweight

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guy, and I could just tell. I was like, I'm not going

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to sit there. It's not going
to be comfortable for him, it's not

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going to be comfortable for me.
So I wasn't sure why the flight attendant

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was standing there with his knee on
the seat, and I'm kind of just

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serving where I'm going to sit,
and the flight attendant says, oh,

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you can put your bag up there, and it was right over one of

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the two seats, and then the
row behind it was back to three and

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there was a woman sitting in the
aisle that was an empty seat, and

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there was a guy in the window
seat, and he goes, you can

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sit there, and so I go, okay, great, my luggage was

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right above. And the woman on
the aisle goes, won't look at me,

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and she just goes oh no,
no, uh huh no, and

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she does that fake ass laugh and
she goes, no, no, you're

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not sitting here. And I looked
at her, and I looked at the

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flight attendant and I'm like, but
it's not a sign seating, right,

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And he goes, no, you
can sit there. And she goes,

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no, you're not sitting here.
You can sit somewhere else. And that

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I just took as a challenge.
So I was like yeah, I was

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like no, I was like,
you've messed with the wrong person. Like

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so I look at her and I'm
all no, I'll take that seat,

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thank you. So she goes no, And at this point the flight attendant's

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like. She goes, no,
you can sit over there, and the

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flight I'm like no, So the
flight attendant just like shrugs his shoulders and

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walks off. So I just stare
at her at this point, and she

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goes, you're not sitting here,
and I'm all, oh, no,

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I am. So I can either
climb over you or you can move over.

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So the guy next to her isn't
saying anything, so I don't know

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if they're together or not. So
she goes, well, so I just

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stood there and did not say a
word. I just stared at her,

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and so she's like, well,
I guess I'm going to have to move,

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and I said okay. So,
and let me preface this by saying,

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I'm going to tell you two things. I was wearing basically what I'm

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wearing now, and a wool cap. I was not wearing a rainbow latex

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body suit. I was going to
ask that. I was like, is

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this like a homophobic wait being a
gay Pride flight. I'm just going to

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tell you that right now. Okay. I was also reading Britney Spears's memoir

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Oh okay, right, but it
was in my backpack. So she has

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her big Louis Vuitton bag sitting in
the middle seat with an iPad of phone

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book, everything. So she is
making such a production. She's like picking

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everything up and throwing in her bag
and muttering, and she's like, God,

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why can't you just sit somewhere else. I don't want anybody sitting next

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to me. And I was like, too bad, yell lady. So

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she's just making this huge production.
She sits next to the guy and I

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sit down, and she's like,
I don't understand why you And I'm just

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at this point tuning her out.
I just want to get settled and sit

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down and get home. So I
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my backpack under the seat in front
of me, and my left knee tilts

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out just a little bit, and
the guy, this douchebag that turns out

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to be her husband, goes,
hey, God, you're so rude,

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Like move your leg and I look. I turn and look at it.

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My mall, Jesus, can I
get settled? So I get my bag

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under, I move my knee like
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and I'm sitting there and she starts
chirping at me again. I don't understand

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why you have to sit here.
I don't want anybody sitting next to me.

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Why can't you sit over there?
Why can't you sit in there?

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Why can't you sit somewhere else?
I don't want you. I don't want

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to sit next to you. I
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So I go. I turn and
look at her, and I said,

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you need to stop talking to me. I'm done with this conversation. I'm

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not moving. I go, you
can move. I'm not moving. The

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old Derek was so I could feeling
to the surface. I could feel the

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old me bubbling. Oh. I
could feel my heart like pounding in my

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chest. So I go, I'm
done with this conversation. Let it go.

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I'm staying here. I'm comfortable,
I'm settled. That's it. Muttering,

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muttering, chirping, chirping, won't
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So I take my pull my back
back up, take my book out,

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take my glasses out, and still
chirping, chirping, And then the guy

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starts it on me. So I
turn and look at him on my mall.

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Hey, real, real, easy
solution to this is, if you're

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so worried about sitting next to somebody, save your money and fly private,

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go back to reading my book.
Then the guy says, yeah, read

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your Britney Spears book, your fucking
faggot. That that was all that was.

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Oh my god, I needed to
hear so I have who says that

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I have no room, no room
in my heart or for anybodybody else that

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goes through that to be spoken to
that way. Like, I didn't initiate

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anything. I wasn't rude. I
wasn't I just wanted to sit down and

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go home. So I was like, the old me would have been in

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his lap, punching him in the
face. You would have been viral on

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video on the news. The first
thing I thought of Brian was I was

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like, do not react because everybody
still had their phones off. We hadn't

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even taken off yet. So I
was like, don't do anything that's going

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to get you canceled, because right, yeah, So I was because then

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of these two idiots, we're going
to be the first to say, oh

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my god, he just attacked us
out of nowhere, you know. So

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I was, I was sitting there, I had, I had, I

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was just like rubbing right here,
and I was like, calm down,

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don't say anything. Don't don't let
the old you out. So I was

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just like, because people might not
think I can fight, I'm scrappy,

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like I I will resort to dirty
tactics like I oh hard. I was

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praying to God. I was just
like, do not let me do anything

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that's going to get me kicked off
this fight or get me on TikTok or

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anything else. So finally I could
feel my heart like calming down. Then

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I close the book and I turned
towards them and I go, what did

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you say to me? And at
this point, the wife crosses her legs

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and completely turns her back to me. He looks out the window. So

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it's, you know, like somebody
that's driving down a one way street the

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wrong way and people are like,
hey, flip on, and they just

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act like they just turn and look
like they it's not happening. So they

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act like they didn't hear me.
So I said, again, what did

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you just say to me? Wouldn't
acknowledge me? And I go, you

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want to keep this up? I
said, I have no problem flagging down

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a flight attendant and having both your
asses booted off this flight. And I

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said, if you don't believe me, try me, and so I go

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back to reading my book. They
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them. We go up in the
air, they don't say anything. He's

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he's oh. It turns out they
have two daughters sitting behind us. Oh

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god. So all of a sudden, we're up in the air and a

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hand comes through with an iPad and
the mom turns around towards me and she's

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like, okay, well you can't
watch a movie yet, Like we're not

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far enough. So this happens like
four times. She's like bumping my shoulder

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if she hands this big old iPad
over. So I look at the woman.

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I'm all, how long is this
going to continue? Oh my god?

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Am I good? Like to the
husband like, oh my god,

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I can't believe it. So he
doesn't say anything. So she just throws

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the iPad in her in her purse
and this all stops. So we get

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up in the air. I finish
my book and I think, the shortest

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flight you can know. All I'm
thinking is I'm literally doing the count down

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in my head, like I'm like, okay, we're you know, we're

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we're probably flying over you know,
San Francisco or whatever right now. So

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I start to doze off and I
get a like a on my arm and

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I'm I'm as, I'm like opening
my eyes. I'm like, are we

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there? Like I didn't know.
I hear this woman say I have to

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peek? Do you want me to
climb over you? Are you going to

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stand up? So I don't even
look at her. I get my backpack

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out, unzip it, slowly,
put my book in, take my glasses

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off, put him in the case, Zip up my backpack, put it

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under the thing, undo my belt, stand up, like smooth my pants

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out. By all means, she
was so pissed off, she just like

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stomps down the aisle. So we
land and they immediately, like as people

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are deboarding in front of us,
they are just picking every and they were

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drinking on the flight, you know. And the guy's like, yeah,

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when Celeste gets old enough, I'm
going to teach her how to hunt and

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fish. And I'm like, oh, real, Winter's great, okay.

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So they start to, you know, and they're just picking people apart left

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and right. There were a couple
of ladies traveling together and the guy's like,

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look of those lesbos, like you
know, and I'm like, what

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a couple of scumbags. Like I
was like, what a couple of dicks.

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They were probably in their forties and
just he was like a toe.

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They were probably in bread rednecks.
He was just like a pick, you

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know, probably married to his sister. And so the woman in front of

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him, as they're that rose xting, she looks back and the first thing

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she does is look at me,
And I was like, oh, now,

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what are you going to come for
me to? She looks at me

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and then looks at them, and
she looks back at me. She goes,

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you have the patience of a saint. Gets up and walks out,

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and the white you know, they
start chirping again. And I go,

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as I'm getting up, I turn
and look at him, I'm all great

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role models for your daughters, grab
my bag, and I walk off.

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So I'm you know, I'm I'm
over it. And I thought today,

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you know, I thought, for
all these people. I just read something

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where somebody punched a flight attendant in
the face just a couple of weeks ago.

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Go on a flight, and I'm
like, certain people just shouldn't fly,

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Like, if you're gonna come on
in twenty twenty four, come on,

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a plane and call somebody a slur
like that, Like it was so

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unacceptable and so just dirty, Like
why would you say they don't know me

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from a hole in the ground.
They've never seen me before. So I

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thought, I'm gonna call Southwest.
Here we go. Yeah, I know

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I didn't know this part. Yeah, today I call Southwest. I love

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it. I call them the story
before I go to work. Yep.

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I call Southwest Airlines and I got
a very lovely customer service lady named Sharon,

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and I said, I don't know
if this is something that I have

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to address with you as customer service, or if I have to take this

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to a corporate level. And I
start having her just the reader's Digest version.

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She goes, I'm going to stop
you right there. As soon as

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I told her what he said,
she goes, I want you to.

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I want you to call corporate and
they'll escalate it. I contacted corporate.

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I got an email right back saying
we have escalated this. This is totally

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acceptable, And I said, I
don't just blame those two idiots. I

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also haven't have taken an issue with
the flight attendant who saw that this was

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going bad and chose to walk away. I said, that was another issue.

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And I said, and she said, holding flights on Southwest is a

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huge issue. It's a it's a
huge problem because you can't hold seats like

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that. And the fact of the
matter is, nobody was. It wasn't

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like they had a family member that
was in the bathroom. Did now did

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they know? Couldn't they tell who
these people were? No? Because it's

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not a science. So that was
the other problem. And I really thought

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about that, and I'm like,
is it going to make me feel better?

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Yes? It made me feel a
lot better because I thought, I'm

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not I wasn't just doing it for
me. I was doing it for everybody

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else that's put up with bullshit on
flights. Yes, that was totally unwarranted.

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So what did it? Well,
like, did they offer so?

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Yeah, so from what I understand, they're going to issue a travel voucher

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for you? Oh good good?
Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know anybody

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that knows these two idiots. You
can tell them to go fuck themselves.

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I know that. I mean,
it was just so it was so nasty.

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Picture what they look like in my
head? Oh yeah, like red

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Shirt with his dumb wife and her
buck teeth like I was just like,

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I sound no better, like making
fun of them, But who would say

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that to somebody's face? That word
people? Now, I just want to

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point out it may be coincidental that's
the word they used. It's not necessarily

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I mean, wait what it may
be coincidental of their choice of slur.

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No, because they were picking people
apart that were obviously you know, the

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women that they were picking apart were
gay, but you can't say no.

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But they also were picking apart elderly
people, they were picking apart people of

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color. They're picking people apart.
I mean, they were just on one

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and for people like that, I
wish it was a sign seating so I

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could have gone after them and had
them on a no fly list, Like

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I was not kidding. It was
so out of line and just and I

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thought, I feel bad for their
two kids, like having parents like that,

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but a couple of barnyard animals.
Yeah, oh I'm glad that.

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Well, now you get to fly
free somewhere. Yeah good free. Well

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I'm going to go back to Vegas
and see Christina Aguilar well when she's not

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sick, hopefully not sick again.
Yeah, okay, but I'm telling you

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if if you have a bad flight, don't just take it like talk to

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somebody about something. Yeah, can
you get a free fly it out?

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Don't punch somebody out? Yeah I
don't. Yeah, we're not advocating for

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Karen's but all right, I think
right now we should have Brian do his

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wild card segment. What do you
think that's fine? Because then I think

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I'm going to end with me reading
because you eat, You're gonna pick a

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tarot card because this is going to
be your future for twenty twenty four.

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But we'll do that after we do
it. Should I just come up for

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the remainder? So? Yes?
Okay, so let me scoochy scooch,

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I'll just scooch. Oh, pull
up the chair. Yes, our new

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our new uh little set here.
I'm it's so comfortable. I'm like sitting

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on my on my legs right now. I would be criss cross apple sauce

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if I could, but I but
it would be too I would be taking

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up too much room. Okay,
all right, there we go. Do

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you like how I put the weedy
word up? I love it. That

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was That was Brian's Christmas gift to
us. Yes, we all signed it

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all right. Absolutely hate this share. I don't care it stays and it's

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never ever ever leaving my house.
Brian, could you have diarrhea on it?

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It looks like stop it. Okay, I have diarrhea on it.

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I'm not even listening. I'm gonna
like, no, I'm gonna I'm something

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for each of you. Oh my
god, We're take one and pass it

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down. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh my god, look

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at the back. Oh my okay, here's the front. Shut up.

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These are awesome. Oh my god. I'm in her good quality too.

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And Ryan, that's for fun.
I possessed you and how sweet and I

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love it. I was just having
fun with Adobe illustrator and I got printed

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awesome. Oh my god, thank
you so much. This means a lot.

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And you know what, I'm freezing
right now, so this is perfect.

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I'm putting it on right now.
Thank you. Oh these are awesome.

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This is a good sweatshirt too.
I don't know if we could sell

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them, but no, I think
that might be the original. I am.

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We we have some made that we're
gonna we're figuring out now how we're

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00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:12.920
gonna sell them. So we have
like a like about twenty different things.

410
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:17.920
But we'll get we'll get to that. We'll talk about Okay, So now

411
00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:22.000
that wait, you have it on
backwards. Oh you already have a sweatshirt

412
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:29.799
on. That's what okay, Okay. Now, these are tarot cards,

413
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:36.720
and I'm not a professional tarot card
reader, but I believe in energy,

414
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:45.160
and I believe in there are no
coincidences and that, uh, when you

415
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.359
feel. What I'm gonna do is
I'm going to lay these out on this

416
00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:52.880
table and I want you to take
your hand, close your eyes and go

417
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:58.720
over the deck like this, okay, and when you feel like something like

418
00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:02.160
pulling at you, or like maybe
like a little spark or something, reach

419
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:07.400
for that card. If I don't
feel anything, Bryan, that's a genuine

420
00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:12.320
question, I know, then they
go you know what, Then keep going

421
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:17.039
over it until you freaking feel something, if anything. Anyways, I'm so

422
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:21.679
excited. I need you'd be like
this, but you know what, and

423
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:23.280
I don't know, and you're doing
it anyway. I don't believe in the

424
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:31.960
tarot cards. I know you don't. This is your prediction for twenty twenty

425
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.880
four. Okay, actually, no, this is how we're going to play

426
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:44.000
it. I want you guys each
Okay, Eric, you'll go first.

427
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:50.079
I want you to have something in
your mind, maybe a question, something

428
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:55.199
that you want to know about for
your future. Think about it in your

429
00:34:55.239 --> 00:35:00.159
head, and then close your eyes
and do this over the cards, and

430
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:05.119
when you feel something, land your
hand on the card and then we'll pick

431
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:08.000
it out. Just be one thing
or can it be a general It could

432
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:12.239
be whatever, like yeah, what
if like three cards stick out to me.

433
00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:15.320
You're picking one card? Okay,
okay, okay, you're picking one

434
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:22.119
card. Okay, no closure,
close your eyes and okay, slowly here

435
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:28.440
he goes his and is slowly Okay, don't don't freak him out. Let

436
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:30.599
him feel the energy. Let him
feel the energy. He's feeling it.

437
00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:38.199
He's really going he's really concentrating.
Oh oh oh, okay, no,

438
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:40.440
give it to me. Now.
Did you actually, like, did you

439
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:45.920
actually feel something there? You just
kind of picky I okay, now I'm

440
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:50.400
going to turn it over. Okay. Now it's the four of Wands,

441
00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:53.679
but it's upside down. Now,
when it's right side up, it means

442
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:58.119
something. When it's upside down,
it needs something. So let me let's

443
00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:02.480
see what that means. The four
of Wands reversed four wands. Oh here

444
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:13.440
I turned right to it. Depletion, burnout, exhaustion. I'll read you,

445
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:19.280
I'll read you both. Attempting to
do everything at once is actually inhibiting

446
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:22.480
you from making any progress. The
lack of focus is scattering your energy,

447
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:27.559
so nothing is solidified. Take one
step at a time and focus on the

448
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:30.679
task at hand. Your mind is
racing and your body is trying its best

449
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:35.480
to keep up with it. You
may be ignoring your physical needs, which

450
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:40.519
will inevitably lead to burnout and exhaustion. Reconnect to your body and spiritual desires.

451
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:45.119
The body is a vessel that carries
the soul, so due diligence to

452
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.679
take care of it, your mental
state will suffer if you don't be careful

453
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:53.000
of overthinking, as that can lead
to creating problems that aren't even there.

454
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:58.920
There is a comfort in staying busy
as you're afraid of what silence will bring.

455
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:01.519
Lean in and listen. It's often
what we need to hear the most.

456
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:06.719
Does that ring true to you?
Does? Okay? Do you want

457
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:12.800
to say what you're what you thought
about? Yes? Well, because I

458
00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:17.239
a lot of it was about career
okay, and on an upcoming show.

459
00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:24.039
I'm going to tell you something that
I'm doing, okay, through Instagram.

460
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:30.679
Okay, well i'll just tell you
now, Okay, my photography. I'm

461
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:32.880
going to launch on Instagram. You
are yeh, and your on page and

462
00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:37.800
everything. Okay, let me read
the good part of it. Recharge savasan,

463
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:43.320
arrest savasana, the yoga pose of
deep restoration is the ultimate act of

464
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:46.559
conscious surrender. Doing absolutely nothing is
harder than it sounds, but that's not

465
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:52.639
That's exactly what the four of Swords
is asking you to do. Facing challenges

466
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.840
becomes easier when you give ourselves a
moment to breathe. Use this time to

467
00:37:55.880 --> 00:38:02.920
recharge that engine. Basically, it's
saying, don't overthink things. That's the

468
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:07.320
four of oh, the four of
wands, the four of one. He's

469
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:12.840
on the burnout one. He got
the burnout card, the wrong card.

470
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:17.679
Oh my god, which wands?
Then, in fact I read the wrong

471
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:22.639
thing. I was like, oh, that's making sense. I'm so sorry.

472
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.440
Remember you got reversed red I know, I know, I will,

473
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:34.920
I will, I will. Oh
my god, I'm such an ship.

474
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:38.760
I am a deep ship. Okay, here's the four of wands. Rubversed

475
00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:46.679
instability uncertainty, flightiness, same thing. Home might be the last place you

476
00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:53.360
want to be right now. Instability
inside domestic environments can leave you feeling insecure

477
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:58.280
within your place. In relationships and
spaces, communication is out of sync,

478
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:01.280
and no matter how hard you seem
to try, translations get lost the more

479
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:06.920
you attempt to explain yourself. There
is an uncertainty of where your future will

480
00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:09.719
lie and where you will end up
next. Commitment is going to be a

481
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:14.599
struggle, so don't expect it from
a new relationship. If this is you,

482
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:19.360
be easy on yourself and give yourself
space to decide if this person feels

483
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:23.000
like home, fight or flight.
The choice is up to you. In

484
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:28.639
your heart, you know you must
move on or to more stable ground.

485
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:35.480
If this does not improve, the
energy is unsustainable and you desire solid ground.

486
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:43.199
Okay, just think about that.
Think about that better, all right?

487
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:49.639
Yeah, Brian, come over here
where just here, hand me the

488
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:53.079
whole deck and I will get on
here and do it right now. I

489
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:55.840
want you to just do it from
this Go from this side. Now,

490
00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:01.360
close your eyes around. I't know
we have like wires and everything. They're

491
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:10.320
like okay, now I really now
think wait, no, stop, think

492
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:15.159
about your What is your thing you're
gonna think about? Put it in your

493
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:19.119
mind? What like? What is
something that you wait a minute, also

494
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:25.400
what I should probably redo that because
you initially read the wrong card. Okay,

495
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:29.719
well okay, think of something maybe
like a wish that you want,

496
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:36.960
like something for twenty twenty four,
like something, No the card put an

497
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:38.679
intention in your head. Oh my
god, I'm gonna lose my mind.

498
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:45.159
Don't tell it. Don't tell us. Ask a question. Then, ask

499
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:47.199
a question of the cards. Ask
a question in your mind that you want

500
00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:52.360
answered. Oh my god, oh
my god. Ok it can be vague,

501
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.199
it can be vague. Okay,
now close your eyes and slowly move

502
00:40:55.239 --> 00:41:01.440
your hands over the cards. God
damn it until you feel oh my god.

503
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:13.159
Okay, he's into this upside down
wheel of fortune. Upside down wheel

504
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.360
of fortune. Are you the right
card? Yes? Wait, I'm just

505
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:20.480
I'm just now thinking that they might
all be upside down because Lord just put

506
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:22.719
the deck upside down. I didn't
put them all on the road. They're

507
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.119
all mixed up. Yeah, but
they all all right. Whatever, continue,

508
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:29.840
Okay, let me look at the
wheel of fortune. Yes, please

509
00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.159
do, And then Harry, you
want to do it again? Yes,

510
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:43.280
I want one that's up. Okay, here we go. Unfortunate events,

511
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:49.519
resisting change, letting go forces that
are outside of your control are taking hold

512
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.760
over your life. At this time, you are experiencing a string of bad

513
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:57.960
luck and it can feel like you're
never going to get a break. Misfortune

514
00:41:58.079 --> 00:42:02.000
and overwhelmed can be discouraging, especially
when you use that as evidence against yourself

515
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:07.079
and your self worth. Now is
not the time to be taking risks.

516
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:12.119
Proceed with caution and lay low until
the storm is over. Losing control can

517
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:16.360
be scary, but practice seeing if
these situations are here to teach you rather

518
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:20.920
than to take you. Life is
full of ups and downs, including the

519
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:24.760
tough moments. Challenge creates character,
and it is up to you what you

520
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:30.719
choose to take away from it.
Going against the current is depleting your energy.

521
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:37.480
Resisting change is futile. Instead,
go with the flow. Great?

522
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:42.000
Does that ring true? Anything?
Will? Ah? Okay? My question

523
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:49.400
was tell me something about twenty twenty
four, So I so just go with

524
00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:52.480
the flow. If bad things happen, you know what you're going to learn

525
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:57.840
from it. And since you're so
young, this is building character. So

526
00:42:57.960 --> 00:43:00.800
how much care? I have so
much character? Now? I just looked

527
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:07.800
up what I just looked up something
for twenty twenty four, and it's eric

528
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:10.920
big changes. The past few years
have taught you how to be how strong

529
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.000
you are. You have never asked
for much. All you want is a

530
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:17.000
simple life full of love and contentment. You play an essential role in many

531
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:21.480
people's lives, and you are often
under stress, but you smile even when

532
00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:23.719
you are exhausted. Now it's time
for you to be rewarded. Your twenty

533
00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.840
twenty four will be full of love
and light. A big dream will finally

534
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.639
come true for you. Where did
that come from? Where did that come

535
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:34.920
from? Facebook? Okay? Now
this is oh, the great Mark Zuckerberg,

536
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.760
the great fortune teller of our time. Okay, what it's my turn?

537
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:39.519
Oh? Okay, I want the
book though I want to read it.

538
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:43.960
We shouldn't. But shouldn't I reado
it? Because yes, let me

539
00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:47.400
do it and then and then we'll
really focus on you, and I really

540
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:51.199
want you to focus on your questions. Yes, okay, I want someone

541
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:52.960
to pull the hang the man because
that's okay. There's a death one too,

542
00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:54.840
Oh, I don't want that one. Death is actually not good.

543
00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:58.559
There's a there's a devil I think
there's a devil. Okay, hold that

544
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:02.719
man, I think is the bad
one. Hold on, Okay, here

545
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:22.119
we go, not that one.
Kay, upside down three of wand's Is

546
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.199
it just me? Are they all
the same way because they're all upside down?

547
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.679
Okay, what'd you say? Upside
down three of wands? Yes,

548
00:44:32.199 --> 00:44:37.519
crap, but some you know,
this also has some knowledge to it,

549
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.440
some good things to it. Yeah, I'm sure. Whatever. Okay,

550
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:45.199
here we go. Okay, they
don't have oh they do have upside Okay,

551
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:51.800
it's I know. I'm just laughing
at what it says. Barriers,

552
00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:59.800
poor planning, obstacle Yeah, uh, Obstacle after obstacle has left you feeling

553
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.639
frustrated and apprehensive. You can see
the big picture. However, there are

554
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:07.719
blocks along the way. Plans with
not only a timeline, but a deadline

555
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.119
have been thrashed, which and wow, this is poorly written anyway, sorry,

556
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:15.960
bad grammar, which ends up feeling
like time wasted and a constant state

557
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:20.519
of overwhelm, a state Okay,
you are thrown off your game and unable

558
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:22.639
to adjust to the challenges that have
come your way. This could also have

559
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:27.679
happened due to poor planning and a
shaky foundation. Which one is it?

560
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.519
Take your losses for what they are
and align yourself back to your grand vision.

561
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:36.199
Ask yourself what tiny steps you can
take today so that you are that

562
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:39.079
much closer to achieving what you have
dreamed for yourself. This is all part

563
00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:44.199
of the journey, and you have
all the resources necessary to overcome your struggles.

564
00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:47.760
You know what. I accept that, and I like that. Yeah,

565
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:55.639
it was sad, it's true.
I asked, is this podcast going

566
00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.760
to finally take off? All you
got was obstacles and heart because no,

567
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:06.199
it's said that there have been obstacles, and I need to like baby steps

568
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:09.880
and one step at a time and
not be overwhelmed because I have been overwhelmed.

569
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:14.159
Yes, all right, Now do
you want me to shuffle the deck

570
00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:15.360
again? Wait? I think well, I think we could because I think

571
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:21.239
they're all upside downs. I think
we're rolling us. Damn it, you're

572
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:24.599
killing me. Look at what this
is upside down? This is not this

573
00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:29.239
is not upside down. This is
upside down. This is upside down.

574
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.159
You're a majority upside down. This
one's not upside down. Pulled two that

575
00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:39.679
were not upside down. Oh boy, all right, Eric, it's gonna

576
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:44.519
be colossal. Now she goes,
see, look at them. This is

577
00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:47.920
upside down. This is upside down. This is upside down. Eric,

578
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.119
I want you to think of a
specific question, really think about it.

579
00:46:53.159 --> 00:47:01.679
Okay, remember you'll feel feel it. You'll feel it. Oom by my

580
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:16.599
here here, here you go.
He's going back across up. Okay,

581
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:22.480
wait, no, you pulled it. Oh he did it wrong? Now

582
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:28.920
he well it was well anyway,
Ace of Wand's right side up. Okay,

583
00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:30.760
Oh do I have to take it
out? It? Certainly? Well,

584
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:36.840
whatever it is, what it is, yeah, okay. Illumination,

585
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:43.480
inspiration, pure potential, go for
it. Awaken your unlimited potential and step

586
00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:46.639
into your personal power. All signs
are clear, and the Ace of Wands

587
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:52.199
encourages you to unapologetically chase your dreams. Take up as much space as you

588
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:54.480
need, and allow yourself to expand
you can do anything that you set your

589
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:59.840
mind to and there is nothing holding
you back. Instincts over intellect, follow

590
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:02.639
your m hmm. Following your gut
will serve you with Laura, that's so

591
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:08.480
rude, I'm reading. Instead,
following your gut will serve you the best

592
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:13.239
at this time in your life.
Illumination and inspiration surround you, supporting you

593
00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:16.559
in this breakthrough moment of personal discovery. Listen, listen to your intuition and

594
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:22.039
all it has to say excellent.
Wait, now that is slightly the opposite

595
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:25.199
of it saying that you're going to
get burned out this year. Yes,

596
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:32.599
well that's because she was reading the
wrong card. I know that's not how

597
00:48:32.679 --> 00:48:37.360
taro works. If you are going
until you get one right, so that

598
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.039
up, then you are desecrating what
you think Tara means. I'm going to

599
00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:44.239
ask a different question. That's fine. What if I asked the same question.

600
00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:46.599
Is that like cheating? No,
I don't think there are any rules.

601
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:51.360
You lay them out. I just
want to see what I get,

602
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:54.480
you know, just just spread them
out. Eric, maybe your energy.

603
00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:59.360
I want to get the hanged man. I want to I want to get

604
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:01.320
there. I want to get a
queen. There's like the empress or the

605
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:05.039
high priestess. Yes, I want
to get the high priestess. You won't

606
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:13.079
get that one, Okay, Okay, you're gonna get the fool Okay,

607
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:20.719
my god, oh my god,
okay, okay, he okay, here

608
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:25.079
we go lower. Oh I'm feeling
it right here. Oh my god.

609
00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:35.559
Upside down eight of cups, eight
of cups. Dag nab it, Let

610
00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:37.880
me find the cups. This is
bullshit. I want a queen, I

611
00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:40.519
want the empress. You have to
be a queen. Together a queen.

612
00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:46.039
Oh my god, oh boy,
this is good crap. Oh boy.

613
00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:51.760
Maybe if you want a better outcome
you the taro just reflects what's inside you.

614
00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:53.960
Allegedly, so if you want to
be better, cards, you gotta

615
00:49:53.960 --> 00:50:00.719
be better. Okay, okay.
Avoidance paralyzing, indecisive. Actually this is

616
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:05.480
a ring true. You're not very
indecisive. I don't think. There are

617
00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.719
a lot of options in front of
you, and it's hard to choose just

618
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:10.079
one. The fear of missing out
is keeping you stagnant, paralyzing you from

619
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:14.119
moving forward with the options that you
have. Way, the pros and cons

620
00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:16.840
make a decision, decide which option
is most emotionally fulfilling to you, and

621
00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:21.119
trust that the universe will meet you
at your point of action. You have

622
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:24.360
a tendency to escape the easiest way
to deal with an uncomfortable situations. Avoidance

623
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:29.639
can lead you to walking aimlessly,
eventually realizing that your lack of commitment is

624
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:32.440
the laying your desire to find a
place of belonging and acceptance, even if

625
00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:37.519
that means walking away from what you
currently have for a fresh start. Okay,

626
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:40.440
that makes a little sense. Open
your heart and commits to the love

627
00:50:40.440 --> 00:50:44.400
of intimacy that you deserves so that
you are able to receive it. Oh,

628
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:50.920
I didn't think about love. You
need that vaginal cream, that dr

629
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:53.719
adge creams ads. Do you want
to do one more brin since we did?

630
00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:57.199
Okay, come on, one more
bring it, bring it out your

631
00:50:57.239 --> 00:51:00.599
body over here now, really concentrate. I want you to try and not

632
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:07.440
have any smirks or any negativity in
your mind. Only positivity. Okay,

633
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:09.320
here we go, drum roll,
please, here we go. Here we

634
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:20.599
goes Okay, that's fine, it's
fine. Okay, go slow. Do

635
00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:25.880
you feel energy? His hand is
shaking right now? I know it was

636
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:36.280
over. Yeah, there's something right
there. Okay, let's see the hanged

637
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:39.280
but it's but it's it's right side
up. Okay, the hanged woman.

638
00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:46.719
What does that mean? Oh my
god, the hanged woman. All of

639
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:51.280
mine were upside down. You know
what? That makes sense though? Right

640
00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:54.280
now? In my life? Okay, I turned right to it immediately.

641
00:51:55.559 --> 00:52:00.360
I had eight pages, but I
turned right that it's a canny Okay,

642
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:06.960
here we go, sacrifice patients,
suspension, suspended in time when all is

643
00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:08.719
up in the air. This is
a stage when you feel stuck between the

644
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:14.559
momentum of the future and the speculation
of the past. Delays and indecision are

645
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:17.960
to be expected, and it is
in your best interest to prolong any decision

646
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:24.239
making. That's not good advice.
Think outside of yourself and try you try

647
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:29.039
your best to see the big picture. This inconspicuous, small, small moment

648
00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:32.840
could bring big impact. Feeling stuck
with nowhere to go is temporary. Constant

649
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:37.360
activity keeps the ego busy. But
practicing patients, you are allowing other opportunities

650
00:52:37.400 --> 00:52:43.199
to unfold. For you give yourself
permission to receive delay, instant gratification,

651
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:45.320
and put in the time and effort
so that you can see your big vision

652
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:50.199
when it comes to life. Does
this ring true at all? From your

653
00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:53.639
question? Like any card, I
could apply it in ways that it might

654
00:52:53.760 --> 00:53:00.320
ring true so I could see it. I guess sure. Okay, I

655
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:01.599
didn't answer my question very well,
but that's fine. I was going to

656
00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:06.960
pick one real quick. WHOA,
they're upside down dumb? This dumb thing?

657
00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:08.599
No, what was it? What
was it? That's your fortune that

658
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:13.440
you know how it works, wheel
of fortune upside down? So whatever,

659
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:15.239
my last one? Whatever, Okay, I'm going to pick one until I

660
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:22.280
get a queen. We're going to
be all here off upside down. I'm

661
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:30.280
the only ones having a fit.
Oh my god, you didn't shuffle there?

662
00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:32.920
Two of one's up, right side
up? Two of ones finally,

663
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:36.599
and then we'll end. We'll end. Well, I have to I have

664
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:38.800
to say something. I don't know
how long we're going to be able to

665
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:44.239
keep this set the way it is, because I've ben like three times.

666
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.119
This couch is really comfortable and I
just want to take it. Oh you're

667
00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:52.679
gonna like this, okay, desolation
ruin loneliness. No, this is it

668
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:57.679
was right side up. That's what
it says, desolation ruin loneliness for the

669
00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:01.480
good one. Yeah. The two
of one's represents the last two pillars of

670
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:07.239
your life, now, don't kidding? Oh god, I was like,

671
00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:13.119
what advance, explore prospects. A
new world is calling your name, and

672
00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:15.639
you are confidently stepping forward, ready
to see what's next. Now I'm just

673
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:19.599
curious though you didn't really this card
didn't call to you. No, I

674
00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.760
know. I didn't even ask a
question. Basically, just stuff is coming,

675
00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:27.119
be ready for it. Okay,
wow, it doesn't count. That

676
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:29.400
okay, it doesn't count. But
anyway, this is cool. We I

677
00:54:29.480 --> 00:54:32.719
think we need an actual practitioner of
Taro to come. You know who's going

678
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:39.360
to be on the podcast next week, Saro for us. You know,

679
00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:43.320
I'll ask her, ask her if
she can bring the better cards. I

680
00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:45.880
hate these cards. I like the
ones of the cool artwork I'll see.

681
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:49.559
Oh yeah, I'll have her because
last time she came, she brought the

682
00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:52.880
bowl of crystals. Remember, I'll
ask her this time if she can do

683
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.320
some Taro. That would be great. I'll do that for so Natalie Vale

684
00:54:55.599 --> 00:55:00.719
next week. She is the best
psychic and she is show us how it's

685
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:05.360
really amazing. I just want to
say Taro is bold, but Taro artwork

686
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.840
is actually really incredible too. You
don't like this art one stuff is crap.

687
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:13.480
I'm talking with your original I forget
as Dolly, but you paid thirty

688
00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:17.519
bucks. But original original Taro artwork
is really incredible. Totally okay. So

689
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:22.440
yeah, next week we have Naally
Vaiale and we're back on live Monday night

690
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:27.960
on Instagram and YouTube, and then
of course our our normal shows that drop

691
00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:32.159
on Tuesday and Thursday. But we're
back. Thank you so much for listening

692
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:36.519
this week. Thank you for being
patient with us being off for a couple

693
00:55:36.559 --> 00:55:38.840
of weeks, and we are back. It's fun. We're gonna have a

694
00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:50.840
great year. And love your podcast. I love you so much, Brian.

695
00:55:50.880 --> 00:55:53.039
Thank you so much for these sweatshirts. Thank you, Brian. Sleeping

696
00:55:53.079 --> 00:55:58.400
it tonight. I'm sleeping in it
tonight. I love you. I love

697
00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.599
you too, Brian. I love
I missed you. I bsted you both.

698
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:07.239
Brian, I love you. Okay, it's you. I love and

699
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:12.199
have missed you. I've missed you
too, and I love you. And

700
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:15.480
you look gorgeous. Oh my god, thank you. You're welcome. Wow.

701
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:22.320
Guess what I did yesterday? Pooped
eight times? Well besides that,

702
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:28.559
Jesus Christ, I mean that was
just a given. Yesterday was Monday.

703
00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:34.960
You on your birthday, you bought
yourself some new shoes. I did.

704
00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:40.239
I knew it. So when I
was in Vegas, I wait, wait,

705
00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:45.320
we're handing the show now. We're
starting a new story. Oh yeah,

706
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:49.719
earlier, because I forgot. This
is a quick story. We're like

707
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:55.679
an hour moderately quick, Okay,
snap it up. So on, since

708
00:56:55.880 --> 00:57:01.159
Christina wasn't performing on Friday, I
went to the outlet and shopped the entire

709
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:06.559
day. Are they good in Vegas? Sure? They have Philip Plyin,

710
00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:10.679
they have VERSACEI, they have everything. They have Colon, they have uh.

711
00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:17.840
You went to Fashion Valley, they
have Carl lagerfel So I got a

712
00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:22.360
pair of Colhon shoes. Okay,
that was it for that shopping excursion.

713
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:27.760
If you can believe that you only
you came away with one, one pair,

714
00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:30.119
I'm proud of. Okay, wait, I'm sorry, we're extending past

715
00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:34.960
the Love your Podcast segment to get
for like a blow by blow of your

716
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:38.880
shopping trip. Well. Then I
was obsessed with this jacket at Carl Lagerfeld

717
00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:44.400
and they only had an extra large
So what I tried it on? I

718
00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:47.559
looked like a little boy trying on
his dad's like overcoat. So on my

719
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:53.880
birthday I went to the Carl Lagerfeld
store and they had the jacket in a

720
00:57:54.000 --> 00:58:02.760
small They had the best sale going
on in where here in San Diego,

721
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:07.639
and you got it for yourself.
I got the coat and the best part,

722
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:13.159
all the coats were like sixty five
percent off. Then if you bought

723
00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:16.239
two items, you got an extra
twenty percent off. You bought three,

724
00:58:16.360 --> 00:58:21.519
you got an extra thirty percent off. So I got another pair of shoes,

725
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:27.960
boots, I got a pair of
jeans, a sweater, and the

726
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:31.719
jacket. How much did you spend
total? I'm sure it was a lot,

727
00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:37.920
about three that's it. Yeah,
that's great, it's awesome. Thank

728
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:42.519
you for that update you are and
it was a thousand dollars coat. I'm

729
00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:45.280
really glad that you spoiled yourself on
your birth that you deserve it. I

730
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:49.360
did. Yeah, Happy birthday week, by the way, thank you now,

731
00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:53.199
and this thing please all right,
besides saying I love you, you

732
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:55.679
already said that I did. Yes, Brian, I love you too.

733
00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.760
Yeah. Yeah. See he didn't
say it bat because I'm going over his

734
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.880
time. He's not. He's love
your podcast. I love you

