You're listening to The Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak, the Double
Damn Downbeat, Danny Baylist, Mike's Eroy, Kevin Turner. We've got sweet
Sweet JJ helping us out this morning. Thank you for listening six to ten
am. Benetskin Show is going to be ten to two, speak easy,
two to six, fun times all day long on ninety seven to one The
Freak. If you like F one racing, you're going to listen at nine
o'clock one hour from now. The Big Race is down in Austin this week,
and I got a couple guys who I really enjoy their work. One
of them Ay Return guests here on the Downbeat. F one Late Breaking podcast
hosts are from London and they are currently in Austin, first trip to Texas.
So we'll check in with them, see if they're having a good time,
talk a little racing at nine o'clock. This is going to be sort
of a medley of hopefully fun and entertaining content for the next twenty minutes or
so. And before we kind of start with the things we have planned,
I want to spring a little something on old Kevio. We know Kevin he
loves entertainment. I guess I don't know how to say it. He has
a thirst to be heard and he's on this show from six to ten every
day and we love having you as a brother to his mate partner is a
passion for broadcasting. Yeah, I think that's a good way to say it.
So he's also got his little fingers and a lot of little pies that
we're learning more and more about as One of his podcasts that he promotes fairly
often is about them Cowboys, where they talk all things cowboys. Yeah,
we do that every week on the Athletic. Yeah, me and John Maschioda,
Kent Garrison, sade Yusef. There you go. Good fun, fun
listen, So check that out in the off hours if you're not listening to
ninety seven on the Freak Content. And then he's also a lifelong Packer fan.
He's one of those weirdos that pays money to like own a fraction of
a percentage of the team. He's probably got a cheese do you have a
cheesehead? Evenmore it had grown up, Yeah you did, and he sort
of had a slip of the tongue and alerted us that he does a Packer
podcast as well, called who Moved My Cheese? Yeah, I regret that,
and because I don't want the you know, the locals up there who
subscribe to my podcast to know that I'm you know, live in Dallas.
Yeah, And we found audio of that too and played it a few weeks
back. We had to dig pretty deep. We're still searching for a couple
other podcasts that he kind of mentioned. He's got Behind the Ray Wall,
which is just kind of news about the sun. He also may host or
co host Behind the Gay Wall, local and regional LGBTQ news. That's an
allegation. But he mentioned one casually the other day, and we found another
one. Hm, we found Russian The Passer mm hm. I don't know
keV o mir my understanding. And like you said, he just mentioned it
in passing. I didn't know if he was joking or not. I just
assumed he was a podcast about American football. But it's geared toward a Russian
audience. Yeah, it's for Russian fans of NFL football, so Russian.
Yeah. The Passer. He guys so obsessed with me, just we're not
obsessed with you. Go home and start googling, you know, things I've
done. Does the listener send you this or what? Because I don't don't
worry about I haven't promoted this how we do things. But we have a
little audio from Kevin's hell fourth fifth, twelfth podcast is on. I don't
know y'all pulled audio this? Yes and uh JJ bring me up. And
here's a clip I found from KT's Russian based NFL podcast, Russian the Passer.
Hello, it's mekend will for another of Russian the Past. Today we
look at everything that happened in week six when it comes to the world of
sack pressure QUB hit and also one of my favorite statistics, tackle for loss.
But first two must touch on a somber note. My partner in crime,
Ladoff, cannot join me this week. He's serving time in jail.
Is he was caught appearing on Enemy podcast Making It Ukraine. I want to
be clear ahead of podcast the thoughts, opinions and actions of Ladoff do not
reflect everyone here at Rushing the Passer, including me Kevio. But let's get
back to today's show. Hey, coming up later in the show, we
take your faxes, your emails, and if we have time, we'll get
to your live walkie talkie backs and also told us in twenty minutes a special
guest KGB. That's right, former Packers defensive end kabir Go Baja Biamida,
one of the best pass rushers of his time. Let's start off the show
like we do every week. It's league in Sack. You've been using the
same sound elements. We can probably stop it right now. Let's I guess
find out who leads the league number one dj WAT work with the Cowboy thinking
no taking DJ WAT eight sack haw Khalil Mack of the Los Angeles Charger.
Okay, wow, wow, I mean I don't even know what it might
be. Also for Italians living in Russia that love the NFL. First of
all, it didn't sound like me. You introduced yourself as Kevio. Yeah,
you played the family Feud music, but you use a lot over here
in this country, dude, the same one I use. I don't understand
how he is able to do a podcast. And how long is this like
an hour forty five minutes? Oh yes, now it's three and a half
hours, three and a half hours on just things that are surrounding quarterback pressure,
just that one aspect on a rush in the past or do you discuss
any offensive stuff at all. Yeah, we kind of look at the worst
tackles, the worst off at the tackles like who's going to have a chance
in the upcome because we preview next week's game too, so offensive stuff that
would impact in the past. Remember, most of my clientele or audience at
that point is fighting in the war, so they don't have you know,
you know, they can't just sit and watch Sunday. You give special shout
out troops fighting at border every once in a while. But I try to,
you know, I try not to lay into that too much, and
I'm kind of try to get right to business. I don't love that we
are now telling Americans about this though, because it was kind of a thing.
It was just doing side hustle, side hustle, I know, and
allowed to do a podcast on the side. We support you, dude.
It's crazy that you wouldn't be able to do podcasts on the side. I
mean, how many people subscribe to this, like five oh my god?
Five? Uh huh, try five million? Okay, I just don't understand
five million Russian They're waiting for Russian the pastor to drop every what Monday or
Tuesday, a big demand in Russia. Yeah for number one American football.
Number two a very niche aspect of American football, which just has to do
with rushing the passer. Yes, And number three delivered by an American with
one of the worst Eastern block accents I've ever heard in my life. Right,
clearly trying to win them over with this accent. That's not working.
But the Rolodex helps too, though. You know, one day, special
Guest, I may lay out my theory that once the NFL on football,
American football taps the Russian market, it's going to be a game changer.
Where do all the strong men come from lot Via Russia, Poland they are
big and all we have is Margus Hunt. That's the one that did it
and went to SMU and he blocked every damn extra point there was. There's
long arms too. Once we figure out how to put them big Russian bears
in a helmet and pads and groom them right out, c CTU is a
problem. Wait till they really put the big guys in bad dude for real.
Some colleges and hell High school in our case, have figured out how
to weaponize the Tongan. Yeah, there's some. Yes, they have now
weaponize them. Wait until I figure out how to weaponize the Russian on the
defensive line. Yes, you don't do the hakka. Can you know who
could recruit Russia is Barry Switzer? Okay, might need them on board.
College That just starts having all these Russians on their defense, and like what
the hell they start funneling the NFL. Well, there you go, Russian
the pastor Kevin's podcast. I guess we're still searching for Making It Ukraine.
Yuays are obsessed with me? Maybe so I bet the host of Making It
Ukraine has a very similar accent, don't you just imperceptible differences from the host
of Russians? Somebody that's seen borat too many times? All right, let's
give some Dallas Maverick tickets away. Let's say, let's say you fellas and
look, we're the home of the MAVs ninety seven one, the frea kids.
You can hear every game here, and we do have big plans to
give away a plenty of Mavericks regular season tickets once this thing gets underway in
just about a week, which is freaking awesome. As if the sport plate
wasn't loaded enough. Give us some damn Mavericks and I'm super excited for that.
But we have preseason MAVs tickets game. Yeah, we have to give
away five pairs. It's Friday night against the Pistons. Okay, so what's
cool up going to preseason games? So it is like it won't be kind
of a packed house, I mean if it is being some Friday night plans
and the kind of I'm not telling you you can move down. I'm just
saying that if it's not sold out, maybe you can move move down a
few seats. You know. Yeah, I think that even the ushers are
in preseason form, maybe a little lenient on your seat upgrade. I'm not
telling you to break rules. I'm just telling you to take a look around
and then do what you need to do. So we have five pairs of
Mavericks Pistons preseason tickets to give away, and we do have a bunch of
callers on hold. And you're gonna be playing a game called Ranger or Stranger.
Oh yeah, hit the open, don't have one. The way the
game is played is I'm gonna give you two names. One of them is
a Texas Ranger throughout history, has at least played for the Rangers, maybe
made a significant contribution of the Rangers, maybe a well known Ranger, maybe
a very unheralded Ranger. The other one is a stranger, and all that
means is this person never played for the Texas Rangers. Quite simple. Who
do we have on the phones? Jj? Hi jj hi? Sorry?
I took another caller and we got Lane from Dallas, Lane from Dallas.
Hello, do we have you? Yes? You do? Good morning boys.
How are you doing well? Please? Okay? All right, Well,
if you answer this relatively simple question correctly, you will win MAVs tickets.
Okay, okay. Do you understand the rules of ranger or stranger?
I believe I do. I'm gonna give you two names. One of them
is a former hell or current Ranger Texas Ranger baseball player. The other one
is a stranger, and all that means is not a former Texas Ranger.
Here we go, Lane, Okay, Eric Johnson, ted Ford, Okay,
I'm gonna go. So Eric Johnson is stranger laye. Eric Johnson is
the current mayor of Dallas. Ted Ford, oh right. Ted Ford led
the team with fourteen home runs, in nineteen seventy two, their first year
in Texas. You are correct, Lane, you have won Dallas Mavericks tickets.
All right, how do you feel? I felt pretty good. My
nephew is going to be very excited. Congratulations Lane, Thanks for listener.
Yeah sure, thank you? Stay cool? You do? Where are you
going? I'm actually going to head to Oklahoma and try to wrangle this snake
I think, baby, there you go. No puppy dogs will be harmed.
Don't bring your labrador? Yeah, no way. Do you have previous
experience in wrangling snakes, Laane? No, but I'm going to bring a
net. A net. Who's in that? Yeah? Go with you?
Yeah? She has snake hunter and that No, just a net. Yeah,
misunderstood the net. Just like the idea of Lane in a net.
These like, yeah, snake fighting prime duo screaming up the highway toward Oklahoma
City in a convertible happen? All right? How fun it maps with your
nephew. Thank you for calling a listening, Lane. We're gonna put you
on whole get some information, don't go anywhere. Thank you. I think
we handled that with a lot of mature Have you ever heard of a woman
named Lane. It's short for Elane. Ah. I mean maybe maybe no
one knows. I wasn't sure at the beginning if that was possibly a teen
boy. Yeah. I didn't say she or her or anything still to be
honest. Yeah, that's why I never through gender in there. Oh yeah,
that's a good policy. Jjy. Who do we have? Jr?
From Arlington? Hi? Jr? Down be How are y'all kicking? Ass?
Man? What do you got today? Oh? I'm working, so
don't tell anybody I'm on the phone with you guys. All right, I'm
not even asking what you do. Man, I want to keep you in
the clear. You gonna watch the Rangers tonight? Damn right, I am.
You should wear two different color shoes to work today in honor of Max
Scherzer's start. Okay, I got brown boots on right now? Can I
wear like one cow boot and one that you deciding you picked? Yes?
I don't care. All right, I'm gonna give you two names in this
game of Ranger or a Stranger, one of them a former Ranger, one
of them not a former Ranger. Are you ready to play? I'm ready?
Chris Stratton, Jeff Stewart, Chris Stratton, is a current Ranger.
Chris Stratton is a current reliever on the ALCS roster. You are correct,
my friend, Jeff Stewart. It's a real fan right there. Jeff Stewart,
the owner of Relyant air Conditioning. Yeah, you're correct, my friend.
You gonna see the MAVs Friday night. You're going to see the MAVs
Friday or give them the tickets to somebody else while you watch Rangers. That's
up to you. They just play it four do them both? All right?
Man, We're gonna put you on hold. Be cool to JJ bye.
Thanks you two for two, two for two for the sex machines.
We can't stump our listeners, Mikey, I mean they have been. They're
not. I mean, do you just called JR. The sex machine?
We're still they're not that hard. I don't know if you can call it
that. They might get harder, all right, Next caller, Next contestant
here on Ranger or Stranger on the Albeat on ninety seven won the Freaks.
We're giving away Mavericks tickets. Tim and Footworth. What's up? Tim?
The sex Machine of fort Worth? Tim? Damn Dad, Tim Tamnathy.
Tim. He had to go have Sex, Ye, he could wait long
pre season basketball tickets. Sex presented itself to Tim again. He's lathering up
the line four, then line four guy. Cassandra, Who Cassandra and Plano.
Cassandra, you're live on the radio ninety seven on the Freak. How
are you? Yes? And Tim are off in the in the bushes there.
Yeah, I'm here. Hey. How are you? I'm good?
How are you say? Good? What's your gender? Cassandra se now twenty
twenty three? A little older? Okay, if you sound young? Oh
that's good. Are you over under thirty seven? Maybe? Over? So?
Are we? Well? All right, Cassandra? Do you understand the
rules to ranger Stranger? I do? All right? Here we go,
okay. Scarborough Green, Kiki Rosberg, Scarborough Green, Keiki Rosberg? Which
one is a ranger? Which is a stranger? I don't want to be
the first one to lose, but I'm going to say Kiki is a ranger.
Kiki Rosberg a ranger, was the winner of the nineteen eighty four Formula
one Dallas Graham Prix that they raced around fair Park. All right, Scarborough
Green, a center fielder for the two thousand Texas Rangers. You were incorrect.
I'm afraid she got the buzzer. But guess what. Guess what,
Sandra, you went a parting gift for participating in Ranger Stranger and guess what
it is. It's MAVs tickets this Friday. That's wonderful. There's no losers
on the down beat. Congratulations, Stay on hold all right, don't get
off. Look out for Tim. Yeah, may want more? Or what?
Yeah, let's do one more? All right? I like the I
like the pacing of this segment. Amen. Yeah, what's your name?
My name is Amen. Amen. How are you doing? Doing very well?
So they're taking care of family today? That family? Okay, what
are we doing? It's just a heard her ankle, making sure everything is
good with her. I own a own a medical company and so take a
little day off from the clinic. Did she twist it running off into the
bushes with Tim? Believe it or not, it was not Jim. It
was Jim. I knew it. But it rhymes, so it's fine.
How'd she do she's playing? Who? Yeah? Maybe she got hit by
a car while she was playing to No. I think he tripped on a
rug. Nothing. Nothing too cool. That's not cool at all. It's
not cool at all. And you think because you work in some fringe part
of the medical field that you can help her with her ankle pain. Absolutely
not. It just gives me a day to take care of her and watch
the game later. Take it prepared for tomorrow night. Take care of there.
You got your firing up the xbox right now? Are up as him?
Call it work? Hey, my sisters, my sister's falling ill.
I must take care of her. They might have I'm the I call anybody.
All right, let's see if you're the boss of this game. Are
you ready to play Ranger or Stranger? I am all right. This was
a hard one. I'm gonna give you two names, okay, Ricky O'Neill,
Barbara Garbie, Ricky O'Neill Stranger. You say, Ricky O'Neill Stranger,
Stranger. Do you guys know this one? I actually don't know this one,
but I would have guessed Ricky O'Neill ranger because the other name I wouldn't
know. I feel like I would know if it was a ranger. I
would have guessed Ricky O'Neill Ranger. Well, you two would not be going
to a Mavericks game. Like my friend on the phone. Aimon is because
Ricky O'Neill is a stranger. She starred in the nineteen seventy eight porn classic
Debbie does Dallas as Sherry Tart. Mom, I have no knowledge of this
film. Hey mom, he got it right, like instantly. He knows
porn. He loves porno, loves it. Tell your sister Barbara Garby Barbara
Garby utility man for the nineteen eighty eight Texas Rangers. That's amazing, amen,
Yes, sir, assuming your sister is back up on her feet,
you can take her to the Dallas Mavericks game this Friday. Congratulations. Yeah,
she can wear a boot love the freak. What's that all? A
booty? Alright? Alright. The only Canadian, the only Canadian jokes we
have time for is Kevin's hot new podcast to Boot Them Cowboys, Boot Them
Cottod. I like that podcast, all right, dude, Kevin's like crap
man. I gotta figure out a Canadian accent problem, no problem, rush
us. All right, thanks for listening, homie. Hope your sister gets
better. But thanks a lot, guys, Rocking love the Free, Lightning
around, Yeah, line three, lightning around, Ready to go go go
go, last person. What's your name? Bobby? Bobby? What's up?
Let me give you two names. The one's a Ranger, one's a
Stranger. Billy chameiir Meir Billy Sample. What was the first one? Billy
chamir Meir or Billy Sample? Give me tremiir Meir for the win as what?
Uh? Ranger Rangers, Billy Rangers. Billy chamiir Meir is the Ranger.
It sounds strong. Billy chamir Miir convicted North Texas murderer who killed twenty
and was killed in prison just last month. Billy Sample led the Rangers in
stolen bases in nineteen eighty three with forty four. You're incorrect, you win
your going to the MAVs game. Stay on hold. J J L gets
your information and uh, you'll take in some maps. Thanks for listening,
homes always brother, good work, good job. Everyone. Everybody did so
good. They all won. How about Dingas Morning News? Yes, the
hottest woman in America answers the question finally real or fake? Oh wow,