You're listening to the down Beats on ninety seven to one the Freak. All
right, So we got a lot of stuff that have gone on today,
obviously the Baltimore Bridge. We started six am. We covered the new presidential
candidate literally anybody else he called in at seven. Yeah, we had the
Dude live. We didn't just cover it. Yeah, we interviewed him for
like fifteen minutes. As he's on every national outlet it seems, doing TV
and radio and online interviews. He's the most famous dude for twenty four hours.
Yeah, I'm trying to get his message out there. If we remind
you, it's a waterburger Wednesday tomorrow. We had an opening day at the
Freak on Thursday. Ben and skin Show Speakeasy going to be out there live
at Texas Live. We're in there this year, all right, nothing crazy
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They are getting well. The other the two other shows out at Texas Live.
We're gonna hang back at the six thirty opening day start, so we'll
still be here in studio on Thursday. We'll have some rangers. You don't
think it'll be bustling at the ballpark at six am, I don't, but
I do think it will at noon. Yeah, I think noon's well.
I mean, now that we have Texas Live and a place to hang out,
that place is gonna be popping. Didn't people last week wait overnight for
that new championship merch I saw a story about that. They started the gold
stuff. Yeah, they started the first people were I had at ten pm,
I think, and waited all night, and the line was through the
parking lot. So they have a game every year in the regular season at
the end and it's kind of it's called like a Last Chance Night and some
special thing because they have these theme nights throughout the year. The Rangers they
had, you know, they have like a star's jersey with Rangers A yeah,
like untcu a un t. But some of them are jerseys a MAVs
but it's a Ranger jersey, but it's got MAVs. And they have one
for like Hispanic Heritage Night, and they had a cool one that was like
red but it was it was really neat, and you had all these like
that have left over and they have this one last Chance Night and I went
to that because she wanted to get the Hispan a Heritage jersey. I was
like, let's go. That's great. Sin we do work on the morning
show, we can go. Got there at five thirty, like a seven
o'clock Ranger game. Dude lined up to butt. People were waiting and line
for crap like that crap. It's all good stuff. Crap is an endearing
term there. Yes, yeah, yes, all good And they've got a
Laaburger remote ten to six on Friday the Colony, Uh, with a Travis
Frederick appearance on About That Show Travis Fredercantown on UH. I think he's coming
into town Thursday, but he'll be on The Ben Skin Show on Friday.
He's the water Burger remote. It's a water Burger. So much going on.
Those are outline for your week, aren't they do? We have more
info on the possibility to meet Luka Doncic. That is a Been and Skin
Show exclusive, but yes, by interacting them on their social media pages,
a chance for a meet and greet with Luca and MAVs tickets specific details on
that, Yeah, I think they're working them out, but I know they
have access. Yeah, here, let's practice. You be Luca, Danny
and Kevin. You get your one chance to meet Luka, Donvic and scene.
Oh Luca, good to see man. It's amazing. Question which sleep
do you get? It's amazing. Babies getting big Huh, he's amazing.
Yeah, so you and Kyrie are really jelling. It's amazing. Well,
see you later. I gotta go. Least favorite player on the team.
Uh, it's amazing, Okay, I have that all amazing, amazing.
I think Luca's funny when he gets off to the side. Recovery beer is
amazing. People never knew Dirk was like hilarious until like twenty twelve. You
know, dude, a lot of people thought he was more. Michael Young
is hilarious, is he? He's really funny, dude. Joe the guy
who's the funniest, like that you would never see coming as John Daniels.
Jesus. Yeah, he's bone dry, but in a funny way. I
think guy's got little liners. He's funny. Didn't you say Derek Hollin was
the funniest because he does impressions, then you crack up, and then he
does Arnold and then you hold your belly laughing, and then oh oh,
HiT's Harry carry hey man, don't take shots and the Dutch Oven. Then
you fall onto the floor laughing. Are you taking shots at my friend the
Dutch Oven? Yeah? I am. I try to talk to him once,
and he was a d because he was loyal to y'all's little show,
little show. Yeah, your little your little radio program, Yeah little show.
One of the only shows in the history of the Metroplex to once beat
The Hard Line and The Russ Martin Show in afternoon drift just once happened a
couple times, actually a couple of months. The good days. I remember.
Ratings, bonuses. Ratings are to be trusted, Kevin. They are
there are It's an accurate, accurate representation. What do you got? Birthdays
or company night? Joe just came on now tons of birthdays and a few
more since Oh here's one. Don't just read this message. I can't come
watch Stepbrothers tonight because I have to work until nine. That colmes me out.
I just said, quit, you quit and quit your job, quit
to go see a fifteen year old movie. It's quit with us. I'm
sure everything will be fine. So yeah, okay, here we go.
Birthdays real quick, big ones today, tomorrow, not so much today,
Bigley, Paige spirinek thirty one. Well, the hottest boy friends I've ever
seen, Danny. Yeah, she's like one of those boob golfers. I
mean kinda, here's a boob golfer. I guess what you say, one
of the hottest boyfriends you've ever seen? Dude. Really, he's incredible.
It's it's shocking because she's in the room. God, I wish I don't
have my hard drive anymore because it might be broken. But the skin we
played it a million times. Oh yeah, skin, Oh yeah, skin
gets uh rattled because page sprear knack is in the room. Yeah, god,
it is funny. You can't find that. No, I'm dead,
Go go get your hard dry. I'm dead. That's it. It might
be broken. I'm a lot of might have lost everything. Would you dump
a glass of yeah vodka on it? Why is that always the default?
Thing? Happened? It happened. The world was watching Kevin happened live,
Yeah, live viewers that day. Yeah, I did it on purpose.
The world need a humor. At that point on daytime, he couldn't even
buy toilet paper or paper towns. On day one of COVID, Kevin says,
I'm going to start a video podcast, builds it all up, and
he ruins his computer two minutes into the damn thing by dumping a gallon of
whiskey all over his hard drive. Maybe month one, not day one.
Whatever. I was looking to entertain the masses, and it was also an
outlet for me, so I didn't get so insulated. Yeah, you know,
it was a reflective time for us all, and we all see how
that turned out. We'll move on a lot of people died. Oh yeah,
I'm just saying I don't like make a live of things like that.
Kevin had his eyes think, he had his heart set on you know what,
I'm gonna start this thing and the next thing, you know, I
will be SmartLess. Yeah, no, I'll be mister. The only thing
that kept you from being as popular as SmartLess was a glass of whiskey.
He never wanted to be mister Beest. Do you think you're more talented than
mister Beast? No, you don't know about an. I don't know what
he does. I've never seen mister Beast. I just know he has food
and stuff. Can we do a mister Beast's segment? I mean, if
you want to. Malcolm would love mister Beast. He's a little young,
but his older cousins are fully aware of mister Beast. That could have been
Kevin could have been except he tumped over his brown drink. All right,
good move on, you're the one talking. I'm not trying to bridge the
gap. It's a bad day for bridges. Rommy Yusef is thirty two.
He will be hosting Saturday Night Live on Saturday. He's the cousin of my
friend Dina and very funny and was in the movie Poor Things. What you
saw Mike? Who was he in Fourth Thing? The future husband of Emma
Stone, the man in Wading Oh yeah, okay, Oh this guy's great,
the real nice guy? So nice? Right? Is he nice like
that in real life? I think so. You can't get him on though
I could not, probably not now two years ago. Maybe the Lopez guarantee.
No, I'm not gonna do the Mario Lopez guarantee rainy day. But
he did call in a couple weeks ago Von Miller's thirty five Sunday Side Chick
Investor, right something like that. Didn't he get in trouble? We don't
know. He didn't miss any time You're supposed to be the news finisher.
Nothing ever came of that. Kira Knightley thirty nine. Oh yes, jesus,
let's look up her weight. Yeah, she is a skinny white girl
about seventeen pounds. What do you think it's listed at? Do you like
me a thick bitch? Four? She could use five? She could use
some mother's milk. Did you just fart? What was that that sounds?
Did you hear that? No? His mouth what's fifty four kilograms? Mmmm?
Skinny as hell? Yeah, real skinny, alright, fifty four yeah,
do the math. Oh, one hundred and nineteen. I mean that's
enough to get by. It's like Dank Patrick, Danica Patrick get ninety nine
pounds yesterday. Well, Danna ka Patrick's also four foot eleven. How tall
is Kira? She's a good solid five three probably she's one point seven meters
tall. Oh my god, I can't help the sight I'm on. Get
an English one that doesn't say dot co, dot UK start there language website
five five five, okay, get on the American Internet, Get off the
World Wide Web. Get on the American Internet. Use your VPN. I
don't know that means gods, she says, five to seven, one hundred
and ten. That's very thin. Grooves on the fly. Just sent me
the page spear neck thing. There we go, groos listening to my vamping?
Did work? You think that was vamping? Now? It doesn't mean
it's gonna load. You know that load while we went on to load.
I'll let you go. Amy Smarts forty eight, Amy Smart forty eight.
She's a hot too and something In every movie from the early two thousands,
was she on road trip? Yeah? Probably? And was she and Freddy's
Got Fingers in every movie like that from the two thousands? Yes, yes,
from called Freddy Got Fingered. Wasn't she Chasing Amy too? From Chasing
Amy? And she's like, I'm gad, No, that's not her.
She was in Crank with Jason Statham. You're telling me it wasn't chasing it.
It wasn't her. No, that's a different was it Joey Lauren A?
Yes, yes, that's a rare series with a sequels better because Crank
too high voltage. Oh, she might have been in it, but she
wasn't the girl you were referring to Crank two high voltage ready to keep his
heart rate up or else he would die and took a car battery to himself,
or just do a mountain of cocaine. He could have just have that
cocaine flight and they literally had a sex in front of everybody. Yeah,
no, no, yes, you've seen Crank. Haven't seen it, but
that scene Crank you have voltage. I'm good if you've seen one. Jason
say the movie you've seen them fall? That takes me off. Snatch now
you see have you seen Snatch? Do we ask you that yesterday? I
haven't seen Okay, can we watch Snatch? No, I'm not this week
it's eight. No, I watch a Time Summer Out. It's so great
and you'll be like, damn, Okay, that's before Jason Stathum did Yeah,
before we turned into action man. Yeah, I'll do it the summer.
Seriously. No, it's excellent. I wouldn't. I would love to
do it in the summer. I'm not. It's not like the summer springs.
Busy dude, this crap to do that much crap? Okay, JJ
cremman up party. This is Page spear Nak in studio and Jeff skin Wade
freaking out because she's so hot. You don't know what to say. We
have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special guest in studio. It's
Spades. I'm porady starting, Sorry, Page, I'm melting down, Page
Sparrinak, who is here for the Byron Nelson nervous nervous man. We have
an action packed five o'clock hour with a special guest in studio. It's Spades.
I'm pretady starting, sorry, Age, but what is happening? A
loser? Dude? It's funny because skin is one of those dudes. And
I know how this works. Sometimes you get over your skis your your mouth
is ahead of your brain, but your brain's working pretty fast, but it
makes you susceptible to the compounded error, which is exactly why your nap snacked
off happened. Because he's trying to you know, he's working two or three
words ahead, unlike some who are just you know, right online with their
brain space. I'm starting. I mean that sounded that's harder to understand than
otani. It's spades. I'm pready starting. See like I'm PARTI start like
he was trying to work ahead, and you need to take one breath.
Thank you, thank you age. Well, it's spades. I'm already starting.
Is Ubula just as she's just beautiful and blonde and busty, looking three
feet away from it, and he's just like like that, he's looking at
her cleavage and this is what came out. I'll tell you with full confidence
though, and he would say the same thing. We knew she was hot,
we did not know the man she was walking in with was going to
be that. Do you think his hot? It was not even like the
ripped Momoa style hot. It was like normal looking dude, just going and
we were just like, what the hell, just beautiful, We're intoxicated by
sex. Kenny Chesney's fifty six, Michael Peri only fifty eight, all right?
John Stockton sixty one, wearing his shorts and inch below the grapes never
been backs though, right, that's that doesn't matter. He the one is
he like the real outspoken. He is really I think, very anti VAXX,
anti mask, but it isn't awesome. Who cares? I don't care.
Barcus Allen's sixty four. Oh, Jay Martine Short seventy four. Oh,
grilliant, really brilliant man. The father of Jimmy Glick. He is
so much though. Have you ever see any Jimminy Glick? He was a
great celebrity interviewer. I thought he was a movie reviewer for a seconds.
Why, I asked, j J, that's funny, Oh my god,
it's hilarious. My foot Stephen, Matthew and mood I love Jimmy Glick.
I think I got all drunk and put on Jimmy Glick highlights for Christina and
she was just kind of like, oh cool, cute. He's a fat
suit. Yeah, cute offensive. Steven Tyler seventy six. He looks great,
does he? I don't know, I don't care? How time?
What other ones? Why is that one? All? Right? Play talkbacks
or something? Diables on the day. Meet Kevin Turner tonight at the Alamo
Drafthouse in the Cedars seven o'clock. Ross's eighty more comedy like that. James
Cohn would have been eighty four with his legendary dong. Leonard Nimoy would have
been ninety three. There your Birthday's hear your talkbacks brought you the advanced to
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missing Oh that's offered by the down dingu mixer Roy Cavio Caveo tearing up the
course, Mike singing about a horse cavened. Everybody laughs when you sing,
when you sing about iris, potatoes, Kathy Ilan crank ra jails all the
stations. We don't need those way away. Okay, Wow, that's that
is obtuse. That is rainbow hitting surprise. He was mentioned once yesterday and
this dude penned to butte that was good. You know what throw your hot
ass on the podium. Yeah, you ain't gonna get knocked off. Maybe
off of Frisid Kathy Ireland Jo's The Island Jays. It's funny. That's what
it's called. Cocaine Jesus, Cocaine Jesus. I'm gonna listen to that album
should this weekend. We all know that Mike is the master of baiting people
in c I'm glad he let us know what it was us. It's a
second place finished so far. Yeah. Is this Sunday Side Chick real or
is this this the roy industry new commercial? It is real and it's delicious.
You should go get some very fair question chicken like chicken. This is
your friendly neighborhood Mexican. Uh put in his two fifths on the whole pee
worth thing. Technically it does mean gave propitude, but well, the way
we say it, it's more likely a little bitch just c that up.
There's yeah, the little bitch. That's what I call Kevin in Theo's nuance
things. I know how I meant it, but I also know how it
can be perceived by those who are offended by that term. That's why I
just call Kevin that because he knows what I mean. Yes, he knows.
He's a little bitch in Spanish, the Mexican peace. And it also
is just like any other thing when you're among friends, it can be a
term of endearment. I don't know if you'll ever put those headphones on again.
Okay, what I'm gonna do to him after the show? Hey,
boys, this is John Blake. I was just calling to see if you
guys would like to be the official station of the Rangers. But after that
last segment, I'm gonna have to clarify a few things for your listeners.
First, cannibalism is not accepted within the Texas Rangers or going to and we
aren't even listening to fith on that sort of thing. Second, no way
we would sell cocaine that sheet. And third, don't be banging. Don't
be There were some shocking rejected items that once again are not to be served
at Ranger games. Three or ninety nine dollars for that much cocaine sounded like
a steal. I think it was four hundred and ninety nine. Oh and
it's just one ouncing that's market street value, right, Mike, you Kevin,
that's me. A few years ago, when I was at a Rangers
game, the saddest thing I ever saw was a dude that was walking back
to his seat with his boomstick and it has little handles that you hold it
by and the handles broke and the boomstick go boom and he was so sad
looking. But to play the game, I mean, right, thirty minutes,
thirty dollars, just bastard out the east floor hot dog. Anyone dropping
all their food is very funny in the same moment sad. If you missed
anything, we'll podcast it up. The interview with literally anybody else the new
presidential candidate or Ranger ballpark foods that they declined and much more. Uh,
since we got going at six am. That'll be posted up, i'd say
in the next hour or last been. And skin Show is next speakeasy.
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