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When we did the Minnesota Goodbye yesterday, we did it in parts, and

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so we had to stop a couple
of times and then to restart because we'd

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run out of time and we were
about to read a certain listener's email,

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and we said, oh wait,
we're out of time. We'll come back

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in a second. We came back
and we ended it. So they wrote

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in they said, well, you
started reading my long email on Thursday's podcast

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and you had to cut it off
and come back. But after you came

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back, you just ended the podcast. So I hope you read mine tomorrow.

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And I'm going to do that right
now. So let me scroll down

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and find it, and be careful
not to say her name. And where

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is she? It was here a
second ago. Hold on, there it

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is, I got it. Okay, Ready, here we go. I'm

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going to a favorite things party on
Friday, so today with a bunch of

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friends. If you're unfamiliar, we're
setting a dollar amount where each person brings

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one of their favorite things or several
items that end up to that dollar amount,

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but by three total, and each
person gets to pick out one of

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someone else's favorite things, and we
do that for three rounds. That way,

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everybody gets a few different things,
and it's gonna be a lot of

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fun. It's kind of a spin
on a white elephant exchange. So I

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was thinking, if you went to
a party, what would be your favorite

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thing to bring? I couldn't choose
just one, So I'm bringing my favorite

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Detangler conditioner spray, a bag of
peanut butter cups, and one can of

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my favorite hard Seltzer or Seltzer hard
cider. Okay, what would I bring

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for my favorite things? I would
say a summer sausage from the grocery store,

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like a you know, an eight
inch long summer sausage boy. After

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that, I would probably bring some
of my favorite green tea. I love

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green tea. And after that,
maybe a bottle of vodka. But I

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don't really drink anymore, so I
don't know. That's off the top of

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my head. What about you.
I probably would bring nutty bars, like

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those little Debbie nutty bars that are
okay, are good. And then I'm

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just gonna go with like two different
drinks, Die Coke. I'd bring like

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some ice cool Die Coke and then
some what's that the pistachio beer from Indeed

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Brewing. Okay, it is so
good and I want everyone to try it.

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So those are the three things i'd
bring, Okay, not bad,

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delicious okay, and that's really interesting. Think about fun party? Yeah,

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well what you bring? That's an
interesting little thought starter And they go on

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to say another thought starter here.
I can't help but feel weird asking this

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question, But do you ever think
about your ex'es and where they are,

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what they are doing, how they
are if you haven't spoken to them in

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a long time. I was with
someone for four years after high school and

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the breakup was messy and they ended
up blocking me on Facebook. To this

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day, I'm still blocked. They're
not on other social media that I know

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of. I thought about reaching out
to a family member i'm friends with on

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Facebook and asking, but is that
weird? My curiosity is getting the best

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of me, and I just want
to know, as I have not spoken

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one word to this person in over
ten years. Wow, would it be

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bad to reach out and ask how
they are? I am a happily married

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woman with a kid, so I'm
honestly just wanting to know how they are.

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Opinions. I absolutely think that's normal. I would reach out if you're

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a wonder if you're curious about what
they're up to, and you could just

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frame it as like, hey,
just been thinking about our time together recently,

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but like how are you how's it
going, without being like, hey

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been thinking about you a lot late
at night. Right. Obviously not that

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way, but I mean a guy
would probably respond to that. He'd be

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like, yeah, come on,
men, I think that's totally normal.

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I have found several old girlfriends on
Facebook, and the funny thing is you

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find them, you go, oh
my god, that's Liz. I used

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to date her in Ohio, and
your message your friend, and then they

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recognize you, so they friend you
back, and then you're like, hey,

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Liz, how are you good?
What has your life been? Like

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Oh, well, I'm married and
I've got a couple of kids and blah

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blah blah. And then after that, a lot of the time it turns

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into nothing. Yeah. There was
one girl that I liked in elementary school

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and and we were never really you
know, it come out. It was

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elementary school and we have been on
friends on Facebook for a long time.

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But she messaged me about something a
couple of weeks ago, and it turns

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out she's fascinating. She works in
the aviation field. And I don't know

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what she does exactly, but she
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physical airplanes. And she said,
and we were talking about I said,

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I like to go snowboarding and I
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Oh we have this in common whatever. And she said, I could

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never go snowboarding, but I don't
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the back of a military airplane at
twenty thousand feet. And I'm like,

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what. So she'll be like,
you know with the soldiers, how they'll

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like dangle their feet off the back
of a sea one thirty. You don't

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know what that is. And it's
like, fuck, you're really cool,

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cool, I really like you.
Yeah, But then we kind of petered

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out, and you know, it's
like, so my point is, yes,

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ask how he is, reach out, say I was thinking about him,

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how is he doing? And they
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really good, he's really happy,
or you know, it could you never

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know, and it's fun to know. And if he's rude to you,

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then it's like okay, then by
never mind, I will talk to you

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again for another ten years. But
I would say one step further Bailey is

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you can ask his relative, like, hey, how is Bob doing?

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If there's nothing wrong with you?
Yeah, the worst they can say is

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nothing, so might as well reach
out. Was this content worthy of a

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staff Rider sticker? Yes? If
so, I'd like to put one on

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my off brand Stanley water cup because
I think of those the hype of them

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dumb ass stupid cups is ridiculous,
and the fucking price is ridiculous. I

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saw the article the other day of
a family that spent three thousand dollars on

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those cups. So there's a sixteen
year old daughter could have one in every

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color. Oh geez, so fucking
stupid. She says, thanks for all

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you do and look forward to listening
to podcast every day. And here is

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my address. I've got it and
we will send let me check on the

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next one. Here scrolling up a
little bit. Okay, here we go

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from I won't say her name because
sometimes I get through the email and at

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the end they go, don't say
my name. Hey, hey, everybody

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riding in to share my what did
you have sex against? Story? Here

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we go. It is from a
woman. By the way, for context,

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I was seeing a guy for a
few months mainly just hooking up.

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No serious relationship ever came out of
it, but the sex was spontaneous and

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usually pretty good. We're at a
bar one night, classic small Wisconsin bar,

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probably had one too many beers,
and when he went to the bathroom

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I followed him in. Thanks.
Got hot and heavy quickly and we were

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just having fun. Well, we
needed somewhere to lean against, and the

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toilet was not an option gross,
so I settled for sitting on the edge

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of the sink. We were going
for about twenty five seconds, and I

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felt movement underneath my ass, and
then split second I was almost on the

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ground. Thank god he caught me, but the sink fell off the wall,

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and thank goodness, only a small
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He was able to hang the sink
back on the wall. Half assed,

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we zipped up and left the bathroom
laughing. I still haven't told that bar

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what happened. In ten plus years
later, that sink has still not been

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repaired. Ew what I love that? What a dump? What a what

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a dump? Dump? Anyway,
I thought it was the perfect opportunity to

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share this funny story. Happy Friday. That is Brook from Wisconsin. So

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Wow. Thank you, Brook.
That means that the like, I wonder

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what kind of sink this is,
because I just think of the sink that

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has the like the cock all around
the edges and it came off of that.

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Yeah, dang, and they haven't
repaired it. Shoot yeah, shoot,

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let's see. Uh, Dan writes
in, and this is Dan,

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who we talk about on the show
quite a bit, because Dan he's a

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big supporter of the show. And
Dan is a very fascinating guy because he's

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very smart and very funny. And
a few years ago he got a serious

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traumatic brain injury. He wrapped his
four wheeler around a tree to the point

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where the two front tires touched so
they wrap around. He got a traumatic

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brain injury. So Dan speaks differently
than he used to, but he is

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just as sharp and a big smart
ass, and he's very funny. Sure,

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he said, I've written before,
but I'd love to hear it set

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out loud twenty twenty one or two
thousand and one. Two thousand and two,

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I lived in downtown Farmington banging a
girl on a desk of the apartment

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while cars were driving by on Highway
fifty Dart Liquor. When called for nice

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to know. Sincerely Dan from Apple
Valley. Thanks Dan, there you go,

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Dan Renito, writes in and another
regular staff writer. She said him

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listening to Wednesday's podcast, and you
would ask people how they got through tough

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times. This was on the show
yesterday, Like we talked about what did

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you do to get through a tough
time? That was yesterday, No Wednesday?

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Okay, gotcha, well, Dave. When my daughter Bella was in

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the hospital leukemia, people said to
me all the time, I don't know

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how you do it, referring to
I guess just functioning, not losing my

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mind or crumbling. Truly, what
other options were there? Anyway? I

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got to the point where I literally
just told people the truth. I'm medicated.

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I think there's such a stigma around
medication for mental health that has not

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talked about openly enough. My doctor
also was Bella's doctor, so she reached

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out to me as soon as she
got the news of my girl's diagnosis and

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offered to put me on medication.
I needed to be strong in front of

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Bella. I could not let her
see my fear, and the medication allowed

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me to do that. I am
not saying medication is the answer to everything.

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But in those dark, scary times
of life, it certainly can help

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one maneuver through better have a stellar
day. Ranita, I kind of know

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her story with Bella. Bella was
only young, ash sixteen or so,

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and she got leukemia and she went
from a bubbly, happy, wonderful,

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smart ass ordinary kid to losing her
hair and not being healthy. And I

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think that she's fought it for quite
a while and I believe she's recovered,

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but I don't really know. But
yeah, you know, it was a

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fair question. How do you get
through that when your child is that sick?

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Yeah? How do you get through
it? Medication? Yeah, not

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a bad answer, and not a
bad answer. Next one, Okay,

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the subject line is worst lyrics Kanye
West. I'm in It, nearly perfect

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song that ends with the dumbest lyrics
ever written. I love the randomness of

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the emails today, They're just all
over the place. Here we go,

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dumbest lyrics ever written. I'm finest
start a new movement being led by the

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drums. I'm a rap lick priest
getting head by the nuns. They don't

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play what I'm playing, they don't
see what I'm saying. They be balling

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in the d League, I speak, can swag heey and then they put

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the laugh emoji, the eye roll
emoji, and the piece emoji. So

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yeah, Davis, I would agree. I think swag heey, swag heeley.

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Yeah. I remember when Kanye used
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and I think Kanye definitely was talented, But I don't think he was a

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musical genius. I think he was
talented. Sure, I think his talent

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has fallen by the wayside. But
when you think of a musical genius,

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Bailey, who do you think of
a musical genius, Yes, Stephensonheime,

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I don't know who that is.
He writes musicals, so he wrote like

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Into the Woods. He's and like
Sweeney Todd. He's, you know,

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a composer and a lyricist, and
he writes really like complex musicals which are

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really cool. So everyone calls him
a genius in musical theater. I would

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say outside of musical theater, yes, Prince was a musical genius. Yeah,

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I mean just crazy talented, taught
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cool, and his songs were amazing. I think some of Prince's lyrics were

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a little stupid. Yeah, I
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stupid sometimes to like reach the masses. Okay, you know, I thought

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it was more because when you write
so many songs, you run out of

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good ideas and you write a bunch
of shit. So the shittiest Print song

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was Raspberry Beret. I like that
song. It's fine stupid, but I'm

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the general public needed to be dumb
dump. I was working part time at

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the five and dime. I know
this my memory. My boss was mister

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McGee. He told me several times
that he didn't like my kind because I

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was a bit too leisure lee and
then then he goes, I wouldn't change

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his stroke because baby, I'm the
most of the girl as fine as you

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were then or something like that.
Yeah, And it was like, I

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wouldn't change his stroke, really stroke
of what genius stroke? Yeah? Yeah,

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but you didn't know that till now. No. I know what stroke

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means, but it doesn't seemed to
fit in the song in that because are

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making love out in the rain?
Oh oh yeah, my bad, I

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didn't know that. Yeah. I
don't sit and analyze Prince songs, not

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usually. I think Prince's lyrics in
some of them are good as good as

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any other pop song, but I
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bit stupid. Sure, yeah,
all right, let's move on to the

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next one. Hold on, I
gotta find which one I just read and

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then I got to hit delete.
So here we go, next one.

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All right, Hello, morning show
crew. If you could have a potato

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in only one form for the rest
of your life, which will it be?

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Which would it be? You got
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scaloped potatoes, French fries, tato
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skins, out, grotten potato chips, hash brown loaded baked potatoes, etc.

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that tops my list. Also happened
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for my cousin Sonny Marie for her
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avid listener to the show and podcast. So let's stop for a minute and

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happy birthday shout out, Sonny Marie. Have a great day, thanks for

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all you do. That's from Katie, So let's back up. I'm gonna

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review the list for you. Baked
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french fries, tato tots, steak
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curly fries. Potato skins are grotten
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potato, et cetera. You only
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French fries. Make Donald's French fries. Yeah, hold on one second,

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waffle fries with the seasoned tower cream. Well that's because they said that they

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reminded me. But that is I
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fries. I do always pick waffle
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something about out McDonald's fries. Oh
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and I feel like I eat them
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I stop there all the time for
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with your fries? No? I
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don't. Yeah, you don't like
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into and then you have a weird
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some sort of Yeah. Yeah,
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crinkled cuts or French fries, and
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like if they have like a red
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that's good. I don't like Hines
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tomato, okay, and it tastes
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I think there's a lot of sugar
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how everybody's different. When Fallon was
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so annoyed with local restaurants that have
their Housemaid ketchup. She's like, it's

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shit. It tastes like shit.
Your Housemaid ketchup is shit. Oh it's

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so good. And I'm like,
Okay, I mean, I think Housemaid

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ketchup is a good attempt. Yeah, but I leave it to the pros

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down at Heins, you know what
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ooh, Hunts. There's a Hunts
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drive by it, it smells like
tomatoes. Okay, that's funny. There

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is definitely a pie baking or muffin
baking facility in Chanhassen. Oh, no

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question, because if you walk around
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at the right time of the day, there's no questions. They're bacon muffins.

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They're bacon biscuits or something, and
it smells just like you walked into

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your house and you're bacon cooking Oh
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is really and if you live down
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about. Uh, Okay, this
one's interesting. I hope you get this

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message before Bailey is back on the
show on Friday, or you could save

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this for a future time when she
is on the show. Anyway, I

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used to work with Bailey what at
the Oliver Kelly Farm years ago. Hey,

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wow, now I'm gonna read part
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talking about something I'm supposed to not
let you know about. Okay, sounds

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Why don't you maybe do something you
can hum? Okay, I talk about

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anything you want that's on your mind
while I read this. Okay, okay,

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okay. I'm gonna sing a song
from Leserrab called one Day More,

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One day More, one more day
till Revelucian. We will nip it in

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the but will be ready for these
school boys. They will rid themselves with

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blood. Watch. I don't know
these words. Touches so weird that you

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come up with like a theater song, that's how you kill. It's a

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really great song. The prank is
really cute. He wants me to bring

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up how much you fucking hate the
movie hocus Pocus. Oh yes, and

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it'll get you going. The other
farmers and I would purposely say something about

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the movie or start talking about the
movie in front of Bailey, or tell

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Bailey we're going to get it on
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how bad she thought the movie was, which is a great movie. So

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Bailey, what's up with hocus Pocus? And now listen, you guys,

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hocus Pocus is not as great as
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I think the real reason I don't
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like hocus Pocus. And I don't
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I just do what she does.
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don't like it either. But it's
over it's overdone. It's oversaturated in Halloween

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time, and I'm just kind of
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all the time. Okay, Yeah, it was not the rant that I

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expected. I really thought you would
like start pulling out your extensions and like,

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you know, listen up, let
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hate hocus Pocus. I don't know. I like Sarah Michelle Geller's character,

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and that's it. I don't really
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that's an interesting question. So maybe
for the next podcast, you could

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write in and tell me what movie
is not as good as everyone says it

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is. I don't have anything.
Off the top of my head. I'd

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say The Hangover was not as good
as everybody says it was. I thought

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it was good, but not.
I'dt Wedding Crashers. I'd never go back

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and see it again. Yeah.
I had to watch Wedding Crashers with my

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dad and my uncle. That was
one of the most traumatic experiences I've ever

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had in my life because there's boobs
like right at the beginning of that movie

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and they're just all over the place. And watching that with my dad,

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I kept getting up go to the
bathroom or get snacks, and you'd be

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like, do you want us to
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that's fine, just keep it going. I'm just gonna leave for a

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while. Any interesting note on that. If you're watching a movie with somebody,

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or you're watching a show and they
get up to go to the bathroom

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or they get up to good as
snack, do you automatically pause it until

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they get back, even if they're
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I usually do. I do,
yeah, unless it's wedding crashers and you're

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my dad. And you're my dad
because Susan and I watched we watched Fargo

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together last night. We watch a
lot of shows together. It was suits.

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I'm burnout on Suits. Honestly,
I wish it would end. But

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Fargo, we're on season five,
Episode nine of ten is coming up,

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and it's so good. But when
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I always posit and she always says, you don't have to pause it,

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and I said, no, I
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to be courteous to you, yes, but also I like to watch it

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with you so we can discuss something. And a lot of the time there

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will be something I don't get and
I'll say what happened to the guy with

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the mask or what happened to the
guy with the cows or whatever, and

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she'll be like, well, remember
they killed him two episodes ago. Yeah,

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you need her and I need hers. Yeah, So let me know

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what movie is not nearly as good
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no idea nor will I have no
desire, nor will I ever see Nightmare

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before Christmas? Oh that movie,
I don't care. You can tell me

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how what I don't care creeps me
out. I don't care. I don't

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like Tim Burton's style. I don't
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twenty five or thirty years ago,
he was an immediate hard pass for me.

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No, have you seen Coraline?
I will not see that either.

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Oh that's so gotten now Careline's even
better, even better. Gosh, I

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love those movies, doesn't No weird
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And I don't fucking care. By
the way, there's a picture that

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this guy sent in of you and
you're holding a cat. Oh yeah,

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he is standing next to you in
a barn. You were like fifteen in

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this one. No, I was
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Yeah, I really love that farm. That was really fun. All right,

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thank you, Andrew, appreciate that
one. Here is one from Katie,

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long time listener here and staff Ryder
and sticker holder for the Minnesota Goodbye.

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I had a dream last night.
Dave was playing clips over and over

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from that song Party Till I Die
by Kim Petris to Annoyenny, Well,

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it's actually not by Kim Petris,
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not that far off from real life
because Dave seems to like to play clips

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from that song lately. But I
thought it was funny to mention that I

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had a song stuck in my head
all morning because of this dumb dream.

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Thanks a lot, Dave, love
you guys. Keep up the good work,

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Katie. I still like that song. I think it's so stupid and

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catchy, and I love the fact
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several times, and it was always
the most awkward interview because it was such

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a delay because she lives in Amsterdam
and she was very charming and very kind,

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but her persona in her videos is
that of a woer. I mean,

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she is just a woer in the
videos and that's her persona. But

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she's like a kindergarten teacher and she's
so sweet. She's so nice. But

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it was always awkward because I'd ask
her a question and the audio would take

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her like, you know, take
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it would sound like she didn't hear
me, and it was just this really

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awkward. All right, do you
like hot fudge Sunday? Jenny? Okay,

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that's for Jenny. We'll come back
to that one. And we'll come

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back to that one. Let's see
what we got here. What's up,

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dart Lakers, don't say my name. I've been a fan of the show

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since my mom used to drop me
off at school every morning. I'm twenty

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five and in the workforce and listen
to you guys every day as a delivery

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driver. I'm gonna make this as
short as I can. I really need

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some advice. My girlfriend and I
six years together, almost seven. We

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have been together since she moved away
for college to man Cato, and I

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would bust my ass making the drive
back and forth daily. Definitely worth it.

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Fast forward. We now live together
and we have an awesome, loving

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pit bull there, my little family, and my entire life. I've been

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planning to propose to her for months
now and was waiting for our seventh anniversary

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to come along since it's going to
be our golden anniversary. We started dating

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on the day seven of October twenty
seventeen. It's funny how you don't want

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to use your name, but you're
giving me so many details that anybody could

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recognize this story. I want to
be perfect because she deserves this. I'm

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certain I want to marry this girl. I've looked at engagement rings. I

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have been planning to surprise trip and
saving money to make it happen. I

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was so excited at planning all this
until a tragedy occurred. Here comes unexpected

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sadness. Her father was shot and
killed just days before Christmas, which was

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also his birthday. He leaves behind
four children, including her and one on

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the way. As you can imagine, it was a shock and devastating,

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to say the least. We are
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mentally, physically, financially. Everything
was going perfectly for us until this

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happened. I'm writing because I need
advice. There's no doubt in my mind.

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I want to propose to her.
Still that has not changed. But

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now I wonder if popping the question
in October would be too soon? Should

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I wait longer? How long should
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mom about it? Should I follow
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plan and stay with it? I
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you guys during this very confusing and
different cult time. Really hope to hear

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back from you guys, be truly
would mean a lot. Thanks for putting

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a smile on my face, especially
during these hard times. You guys have

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made my day slightly easier. I
love that. I really appreciate that,

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and I couldn't be more grateful.
Thank you for what you do. Dave

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and Jenny, and I'll throw in
Bailey too, Jenny's out today. You

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guys do more for people than you
think. Okay, my first reaction is

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you do what you feel is right
at the time. If you get into

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October and you're still such in deep
grief that it's the wrong time, you'll

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know you wouldn't want to ask now
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so not even two months ago,
so obviously now is probably not the time.

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I'm going to throw in a couple
of thoughts. I think she's looking

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for some good news. She will
be looking for some good news. Do

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you know that she wants to marry
you too? You never want to ask

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anybody to marry you at a way
to get them to like you. Right,

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it should be a surprise, not
a shock. Yes, that's a

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good way to put it. Yeah, that's really Smartly talk to them about

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it before proposing to them, so
that they know or so that you know

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that they do want to marry you. Yeah, that's a really good way

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to put it. We should title
this podcast surprise. But I think that

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that's really wise because number one,
your gut will tell you. I think

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when you get into October, is
it too soon? Is the timing right?

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Maybe she's totally changed and she doesn't
want to get married to you anymore.

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I don't think that's going to happen, but a lot can happen between

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now in October. But if you
are, if she is your one,

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she'll still be your one. But
I think that if she gives you the

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vibe and you talk about being married
someday, she's going to be looking for

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some good news. Yeah what do
you think, Bailey? Well, I

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mean I think so too. And
if you know that you know you both

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want to marry each other, then
I think by October Burr at least like

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she'll have some healing under her belt. Like, definitely, right now is

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too soon. But if if you
talk about it and you know go into

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it where it's it's going to be
a surprise that you're going to propose,

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but not shocking. Then I mean, if you both want to marry each

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other, then I say you should
go for it. But yeah, you

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definitely know when the time is right. And then when you do get married,

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you can like honor her father in
some kind of special way. That's

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a really good idea. That's a
really good idea, honor her father.

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Yes, that is very true.
When I got engaged one time, I

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mean I knew that she was going
to say yes, but there's no question,

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right and because we had talked about
getting married. And that's a long

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story for another day. All right, we are done with the Minnesota goodbye

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for the day. Thanks for all
the emails. I appreciate that one.

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If you want a staff writer sticker, you earn one by sending us an

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email, and if we read it
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staff writer sticker, And a lot
of the time, even if I don't

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read it on the show, I
appreciate the effort, So I'll send you

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one anyway. Send those into ryanshow
at KDWB dot com. Maybe a fun

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theme to go off on is what
movie is not as great as everyone says

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it is, and then why so
let me know, or of course the

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old what's the craziest thing you banged
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