The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Graham, the good news is
we're starting the show now. I thought I was on their second I was
telling that story because car crash elves almost done. We'll talk about it.
I'm gonna need you to retell that in just a second. First we are
the JV Show, back form vacation we Altney four nine, the base number
one hit music station. First talk back of the day. Feels a little
weird doing it this late. Yeah, it is six' ten right,
forty four seconds. But let's let's do it again. First talkback. Doesn't
matter who it's from, what it's about. As long as it's the first
one that comes in of the day, we're gonna play it. This is
from and GD This is for you DJ. Oh my gosh, thank you?
How do that? The rest a little concerned a little bit, but
thank you. Your loins were of blade sparked. Are the DJ DJ set?
Is it plugged in the equipment form? It's pretty dusty right now.
I mean we were off last week for vacation at ted. Are you still
single? Yeah? Okay, well I'll hit up Colton and Oklahoma right there.
He clearly wants to join you dual DJ set good idea. Graham.
We'll get on that all right, Graham. Vacation You went to Herbert Camp?
Yeah, last weekend I went to Herbert Camp. Well, I guess
not. You know this last weekend, the one before that, right after
fourth of July, I went up to Herbert Camp with the boys something.
I had a lot of people DM and me like, hey, I've been
listening all week waiting for the Herbert Camp recap. What happened? Yeah,
we were on vacation last week, but we are back live this morning.
Me and six buddies went into the woods for the annual Herbert Camp trimp.
That sounds like a joke. Yeah, wow, kaya was. We brought
six hundred and seventy two white claws, one hundred and forty four course lights,
four bottles of whiskey. One of my buddies brought a bunch of bottles
of wine. I don't know why I was about to drink that. Yeah,
he drank a bunch of that. We all know strank all of those
said beverages. Almost came home close. I think we came home with like
a couple of cases of cors Light, you know, a couple of twelve
packs corps Light and a couple of the twenty four packs of White Claw,
but the majority of the vast bulk of it was consumed over a three day
period. Has there ever been a year where you guys finish everything or do
you over stock? So that doesn't happen. We usually overstock. There have
been years where we understoked and then had to drive into town, which is
like a half hour away and buy some stuff. Herbert Camp, by the
way, because a lot of people asking where is Herbert Camp. It's on
the Stanoslaus River. It's up Highway for way way up in the mountains and
anyway, that's where we go over here. And one of the big like
central pieces of Herbert Camp is that it's all about gambling if you're like one
of my true passions. And we play cornhole, which a lot of people
are familiar with that game. And then there's a frisbee game called can jam,
which some people may know. It's a lot of fun I think throwing
for to be confused with clam jam, that's a different thing that's at the
camp couple doors a couple of campsite down from yeah, clams clams in this
in the Herbert Camp trip. And then we play this gate a drinking game
called Snapa. It's like a beer die game, and every game has to
be for at least five dollars. But you know, as the so you
can't play any game that's not for money. And as the days go on
and the number of claws and beers go down, then the games get for
more and more money. As it happens, and you, guys, I
went on an absolute care. I went stacks on stacks on stacks. Would
you win? I don't know about my stack. I think I posted a
picture of me, Holy my stack of money. It was large. You
didn't count it, though, I don't just anybody got time for that?
You drunk? It's drunk. And then like a lot of them are five
dollar bills, and I have one body that brings up a stack of two
dollars bills, every one I counted that. I came home with ninety eight
dollars and two dollars bills. Bro Where am I supposed to spend these?
I gave them to my kids. Put in your piggy bank, Like I'm
not bringing two dollar bills to a store. Like we're like to a restaurant.
What am I to leave that as a tip? No? They yeah,
I want to tear. And then we keep stats all weekend long to
see who won the most games. Right, So it's like you want to
you want to win the most games, and we like keep a couple other
and keep track of losses too, to see who's the biggest loser. But
I, by one victory, was crowned the King of cat for the twenty
second the twenty second consecutive year, I won the King of Camp Camp title.
I don't think everybody anyone's de thrown me. I didn't even realize it
was that close. I would have tried harder if I'd known there was somebody
that Have you really been going to Herbert Camp for twenty two years? I've
been going my entire life in twenty six and a half. That's true,
since you were a toddler, you and the boys getting together and bills.
I've been every year since year zero. Same with my kids. I bring
them up there for the family Herbert Camp trip. The boys different one Herbert
Camp trip. Other than that, we go go rafting during the day.
A couple of near fatalities out there on the river, but otherwise rapids are
legit there. This isn't like some drinking your boat and not pay attention thing
you drinking your boat, but you have to. The rabbits are really good,
like a good idea. You guys are like only four I think four
or five guys got tossed out of their boats. You get back in.
One dude lost all his beers though, Like, what are you doing?
Guy? Are you even trying? That's the first thing you grab. You'll
go for your sandals or your shoes, get your beer bag back in your
boat, and then rescue yourself. It lost the whole bag first. Wait,
so tell everyone about the you know, the what you told us off
the air about this car crash. Oh my god, listen to this.
This was nuts driving on one O one in Sonoma. And was this over
the weekend or yeah. And I'm like in the second lane from the ram.
I'm in not the slow lane, but the one I'm not the fastest
driver. So you know, I'm driving along and there's a box truck next
to me and it's maybe like two car links in front of me. So
I'm like right next to this thing and it must have drifted to the side
of the highway, it hits the guardrail. The guardrail like explodes. The
big, you know, big long, twenty foot section of metal comes flipping
over the top of this truck. I'm like, this thing's gonna land on
me, and I'm going, you know, there's no time to stop,
and I got a car next to me and the other lanes you can't swerve,
you just have to go forward. This thing is coming over the top.
This is like out of a fast and the furiest movie. I've never
seen anything like this. It's the loudest sound because it just blows this truck
up. So this truck is like shattered into pieces. The pieces are falling
all over my car hitting it. And then this big chunk of twisted metal
the guardrail it's come flipping over. It looks like it's gonna be At the
last second, it swings just to the side and I don't hit it.
I because I was like, I'm gonna smash into this thing. I know,
like it was terrifying. The truck, meanwhile, again is being splintered
into a million pieces after it hits this guardrail because it like it spared it,
it didn't just dripped into it and start rubbing against it, like speared
the guardrail and that's what sent it flag The truck shouted pieces and then the
truck launches off the side of the road. It catches air and then creating
off the side. And I'm right next to it at this point and it's
in the air, and then it just drops off and disappears. Not because
it went off like this high embankment. Oh oh my god, I don't
know what happened. Did you like google afterwards and see if that person's like
okay, yeah, and I couldn't find anything about it. Did you have
to, like, I don't know, pull over? And I was about
to be there. A car's still on the highway moving full speed, like
I want to stop and see if I could go help this driver. But
by the time I was in a spot where I could stop, I'm like
a mile past and I'm like, I'm not going to get out on the
highway running run backwards. So luckily other people I could see that were behind
this accident stopped to pull over. If anyone knows what happened this person,
I would have been so shame. I wouldn't be able to drive away from
that. I'm telling you there's just like car parts, truck parts, like
raining down on top of my car. It was like this big. It
was like an explosion. It's like the truck basically exploded and then it went
off the side. It was crazy. You really screwed up. If you
would have been involved in the accident, you might be in the hospital longer.
Vacation, that's true. I could have gotten a couple extra weeks off.
I hope that person is okay, the person driving that truck man,
I hope they're okay. That was It was insane. The JV show on
Wild ninety four nine, Good Morning Davy's Show, Welcome back for vacation.
I hope it was wonderful. You were so missed. Have a great day,
guys. Bye. Oh thank you so much. Feeling the love.
Yeah, vacation was wonderful. I went to Mexico. The curse is broken.
The curse is broken. And we'll talk about that a little later on.
Wow, thank you to everybody. Love people DM and me over the
vacation saying how much they missed us. Also, usually most people are like,
where are you guys? Get it? There's no podcast, what I
can't my day everything? I'm like you take the same week off every summer,
every summer, but it always catches everyone off guard, so apology many
days off too, Yes, and it feels nice to be missed. It
also sounds like things were running really swimmingly, you know, while we were
gone, because when I checked the talkbacks from last week, a lot we
were saying like, do you guys know there's music and commercials playing at the
same time right now, And there were a lot of talkbacks saying that that
sounds like the show sounded really good while we are gone, like just top
notch, like just good awesome. WHOA alright? This new hair trend.
Have you guys heard of prism hair? I have note some people call it
hologram hair or something with prism hair. They say this is a trend that's
been around since the mid twenty tens. Oh no, no, no,
it's weird, yeah, the mid twenty tens. Has it been that long?
Since the mid twenty tens, I guess it has, but because of
TikTok, of course, it has exploded in popularity of late and prism hair
is basically the pictures that I've seen it looks like rainbow colored hair, like
every strand is a different color of the rainbow. And some people they say,
you can do it in small sections, but the bold you know,
people that are really bold, you can do your entire hair that way and
like it gives us like, you know, kind of shimmery prism y looking
effect. It looks like a hologram. Yeah, it looks yeah, like
like the rainbow hologram that you would see. Yeah, like you're looking through
a prism hence prism hair. Would you, ladies, ever do this to
your hair because it does look very cool? No? Why not? I
just I just know me. I've had the same hair color, style.
Don't do anything different, nothing drastic, unchanged in a plate safe, you
know, stick with my character. How can you always rip on me that
I've had the same haircut for the last I don't know how many years,
and you try something new, you never change it, neither do you.
I don't know. It's a good point. I'm gonna remember that the next
time my haircut. I just know me. I can't. I don't.
I don't take risks when it comes to my hair. Yes, Jess Geenie,
you seem bold enough. I've done purple before on my hair, but
this looks like it would be really really hard to maintain and really expensive.
So because of that, it's a no for me. What if it was
free, someone would hook you up? Would you? Would you do something
this daring, this bold? It's just a one off. You just let
it grow out after that, because how would you maintain it? I got
a ah man, the green strand, I got a darknit. All the
purple strand I got you could be impossible at a time. No, it's
it's a no for me. I wouldn't do my own hair, but I
would get like a wig and have it done and then put it on my
hair for a while. I do like the look, though, Jess,
do you think we just as all of our social media? By the way,
can we get this out better? Yep, in'st the story. People
want to see it. And then next year on the JV Show, let's
check in with Jess see how her vacation. What did the JV show on
Wild ninety four? Should I be afraid to play this? Talk back Graham?
He said, someone's angry. I think someone's a little upset with us
about our vacation. I don't understand why, but let's play it and you
can see guys. Did you guys need another week on vacation like it was
not enough. Jesus Christ. I want to say welcome back, but no,
thank you, go back to your vacations, like we don't miss you?
What a good day bye? What is he so upset about you?
I want another week of vacation. I do the other week of vacation.
I've been taking a six day ten years and I get one week off,
and God forbid, I would like, just you know, it's tough coming
back to work when my alarm goes up at three am. Guy, thank
you he's back. Brou you lack a day off. Yes, we would
be psychopaths if we were like, no, you know what, I would
love to go to work. Yeah. Also, I know we do love
our job. But also I will be pulling out Jesus Christ. That will
be a new jav show. Drop on the lad love that one. All
right. We are be talking about our vacation time quite a bit because we
all did a lot of, you know, interesting fun things. Just it
was really hot in the Bay Area. We left and we decided to go
to Arizona smart skate the heat. Thinking the weather was one hundred and fifteen
degrees every single day. Ba Arizona was horrible at the beginning, but weatherwise,
but then I kind of started getting used to it, and I was
like, you know what, I'm not mad at it. So I went
to you my Arizona. Have you guys ever heard of it? Nope,
I've never been. I have no desire to point to it on a map.
So I went there because we went to visit my boyfriend's mom and her
family. So my boyfriend and I drove there. It's about close to nine
hour drive. Wouldn't you just fly nine hours and one hundred and fifteen degrees?
Thought through? That's the point. It hit like one hundred and twenty
on our way there. But we drove there because it's cheaper. But also
we when we come back, we always bring back a bunch of stuff with
us that we wouldn't be able to on the plane, says, a bunch
of stuff she gives me, like a bunch of I get to shop in
her closet and she gives me a bunch of clothes and food. She brings
back food with us for us. So we just bring back a bunch of
stuff that we just will not be able to bring on the plane. Okay,
so it works out that way. But it was so relaxing, you
know, we floated on the river, home cooked meals, poolside drinks.
That sounds nice. It was so nice. I also tried belly dancing.
What stage on stage amateur night. No, so my mother in law she
does belly dancing. She takes the class like every week, and so she
was like, since you're gonna be here, I'm taking you with me.
And I was. I was so nervous because we belly dance with your future
mother in law. Yeah, awkward? How was it? It was it
weird seeing her. No, She's like, I'm gonna teach you some moves
the use of my son. Yeah, this is the gyration that you used
to really soothe him when he was a baby. So like this, I
know, I was more nervous for me to to try it out because it
was it was you know a bunch of different ladies that have already tried it
before and done it, like go where they go to these classes weekly.
So can you show us some moves? No, you would be placed to
that to our story on Ig Davy Morning Show. I would try to remember
some of them, but it was really really fun. I just I had
a great time, just being able to hang out with his family a lot
more because his mom has lived there now for a few years, so we
don't get to see her as often. So that was nice. Good.
Here are the top attractions in Yuma, Arizona trip Advisor. Number one on
the list the Yuma Territorial Prison, State Historical Oh that was nice. Did
you go there? Did you get I think there? Okay? Number two?
Castle Dome, Mines Museum, and ghost Town. Did you see the
ghost town? Didn't? I imagine that entire place is a ghost town.
It's just tumbleweed everywhere because people are like, it's too hot, let's move
out of here. Yeah, I didn't see. I don't think I saw
one person walking off the street. Did you go to Martha's Gardens Midule Date
Farm? Oh? If you did, you're missing all the top things to
do in Arizona Date farm. Yeah, yeah, they have a lot of
date farms over there. Interesting. Okay, there's that. Did you go
to the West Wetlands Park? Excuse me, I don't know these. I'm
telling you. These are the top to visit the Wetlands with your boyfriend's mom.
I didn't, but I did not. I went to Selina Sunrise Date
Farm. Okay, how are the dates? The wonderful delicious? Yeah,
here's This is how bad things are in Yuma, Arizona. On top on
the list according to trip Advisor, of the top things you could do in
Yuma, Arizona. On the list at number ten, you could go to
the Yuma Visitor Information Center. It's literally looks like a Kiosk kind of mall,
Like, wow, how is that one of the top things to do.
You can go to the information center. They'll hand you a pamphlet.
I love about the nothing things to do? There you there, Zona's which
is why we enjoyed poolside drinks. Yes, yes, you did it right.
You did it right. You didn't miss anything. You didn't have fom
We've got to up your vacation game. Yes, slightly, very relaxing though.
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a look at your weekend box office results. Graham, have you taken the
kids to go see Despicable Me? For you know? My wife did while
I was at Herbert Camp. Ohay, love nice, nice, nice cut
it that is You're a number one movie of the weekend made forty four point
seven million dollars. Coming in at number two is long Legs. What now?
Long legs? What well? Long legs? Long Legs twenty two point
six million dollars. Look this up number long Legs Inside Out a movie about
spiders, still the top movies with just over twenty million dollars. All right,
so you four YEA Season three? Are you guys ready for this?
I'm still looking up Long Legs. We have confirmation that it is officially happening.
We have a date not for release the Baby Steps, Baby Steps.
We have a date on when it's set to begin production. Okay, January
twenty twenty five. They are going to begin shooting with all principal cast members
returning, meaning Jacob Loordi, he's bags, and Daya is back. We
are one step closer to the show, which, if you recall, is
going to feature a time jump, since everyone is so much older now,
and we'll be even more older by the time that they actually released this,
because that production starts the start of next year. Yeah, and that's assuming
it starts on time long time, and then it takes a while to shoot
everything, and then it takes even longer to edit it all and chop it
up and put it together. So prediction on when anybody gets to taste this
has got to be twenty twenty maybe early twenty twenty six. Yeah, and
that's probably best case. And that's probably best case scenario, right, Yeah.
I mean because even these trashy reality shows I watch, it's like,
oh, you're like, when did they shoot this? That's all holiday time,
you know, and I'm watching it in the fall. I'm like,
this is nine months ago, like a year. It took you nine months
to put this garbage out. Imagine an actual show. So Sewn Mendes and
Camilicabello have been spotted together. It's not a drill, people, No,
it's not a drill. This is real life. They were at the Copa
America final at Miami's hard Rock Stadium yesterday. Now, they weren't seen engaging
in any PDA according to everybody that was there. But they were together,
smiling, having fun. Everyone put their feelers out. Is this a romantic
reunion or you think they're just friends romantic reunion? I think so too.
They can't stay away from each other, That's what I'm saying. I feel
like they're look so boring together. Yeah, for each other. I gat.
I don't know. I feel like it's it's like a temporary fallback but
not. But this wouldn't be the first time. They've already rebounded together once
before, and they dated for a little bit, didn't work out. But
now that they're back together, I don't know. I feel like, once
you've been on and off with somebody so many times, you can't be just
friends with them. I feel like Shawn Mendes is going to be her guy
that she'll never get over. Fully, she thinks they had a full on
backslide. I think so straight into that's what I think a town called Pound
yep. I don't know if they didn't. They don't do that. They
snickered toodles and like, yeah, reciting poetry to each other, work movies,
right, that's what they do. Come on, I think it's a
thing that everyone's calling them Jelina two point zero because you know Justin and Selena.
Look, I still do down inside believe that Justin and Selena are perfect
for each other, like they're gonna get back to otherwise. Yes, I'm
so holding on to hope. It's within the realm of It's within the realm
of possibility. Are we shipping them? It's the third time, fourth time,
Yes, and I always will. I'm over it, all right,
Graham, what do you have inside? Trending? All right? It was
the weekend of a lot of notable, notable passings, Doctor Ruth, Shannon
Doherty, even Winston take a moment say goodbyes the hell. Winston died at
the age of fifty two after he was euthanized by the San Diego Zoo on
Saturday, following years of declining health. I don't know why I'm laughing about
this. Yes, well, I'm trying to figure out who wins you.
Didn't you mentioned Richard Simmons, Oh, Richard Simmons. Yeah, Jacoby Jones,
the hero of the well, not the hero of that Super Bowl he
beat the Niners. Anyways, Winston was a Silverback Gorilla. He'd been living
at the San Diego Zoo since nineteen eighty four, one of the world's oldest
silverback gorillas. They said, quote, this gentle giant will be remembered for
his quiet strength, easygoing nature and heart of gold. Part of golden you
guys are celebrating, But like you guys are the ones that put him out.
Shouldn't be a heart of silver that good point, did silverback gorilla.
But also they euthanized him. They said he was having a bunch of heart
problems. You guys put him down like he could to be sad. That
did he sign off on this say I want to die with dignity and I'm
choosing to take my own because I don't think he did. I think they
put him down. They say he was the troop leader within the gorilla forest
habitat there at the park, he had fathered nine children and even adopted to
related male gorillas. How did you know that he adopts to them with their
papers? Again, I don't know how decided to another one listen to this.
Winston was also one of the first known cases of COVID nineteen being contracted
by a great ape. They subjected this poor guy everything he's like here yeah,
stretching them out. It's like he's like, dude, I got COVID.
I'm trying to take care of nine kids and I have one little heart
palpitation gonna put me down. I see how it is. Thanks a lot,
san Diego, my god. Anyways, and say, uh, just
a favorite memory about Winston you want to share? Oh, he was just
a great father. From what I can remember. It wasn't around the total
as child support, but that yeah, shout out rip Winston. Right,
all right, thank you Graham the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
Happy to be back. All right, let's give you the chance to win
a JV show Chuck Mug, It's time for our what the Bleep game.
All you gotta do is be the very first person to guest today's blue out
word. Of course, you do that by leaving your guests on the talkback
back on the free iHeart radio app. You know, let me just shut
up. Okay, ready for today's clip. My friend caught her man.
Apparently he does it all the time when she's not around. Woo. Sometimes
we just counted down the minute, so it's like, what time is she
leaving? Case you hurry up and leave already she was not happy. I
think about what that bleeped out word could be. Think about it. Probably
not the first thing you're thinking about, even though that was when these guys
were like that. That's true. Facts leave that guest. Like Slenda said
on the talkback mic on the very free iHeartRadio app, you gotta be the
very first correct answer of the morning to win that chugmunk. But remember this
is a family show, so keep your guests, PG. Please got to
be cleuse stuff we can play on here. All right, we'll play some
of them next the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. Thank you
for hanging out with us. Right now, we're playing our what the Bleep
game where you can win a JV show chug mug. You just got to
be the very very first person a guest today's bleeped out word correctly. In
case you made stick, here is today's clip. My friend caught her man.
Apparently he does it all the time when she's not around. Oh really,
You know, if you ever do want to leave a guess, and
we hope you do, leave it. On the talk back mike on that
free iHeartRadio app, let's go through some of the guesses Now, Good Morning
JV Show, Happy Monday, Kimberly from samuelse And my guess is golfing.
Golfing. That's a tough one to sneak out and do without. This is
a long you know, it takes a long time to play true. That's
true. Charles from San Jose is the bleeped out we're doing laundry, all
right, guys, have a good morning. We don't do that. We
don't do that. Sorry, ladies, we don't do that. My Good
Morning Day Show, welcome back. Is the missing word? Is he saving
her? Okay? Thanks? Oh three? Okay, hie cheating? Oh
thank god. Good that's a good guess. That is a good guest.
Sorry, and we'll continue to leave those guesses with himself. Leave those guess
a little talkback Mike on the iHeart App. We'll go through them and we'll
play more of them next Here the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
back from vacation, we aren't live, trying to give you this JV show
chug mug. This is our what the bleef game where you want to be
the first person to guest today's bleeped out word from you know our clip as
always leave your guest is on the talkback mic on the free iHeartRadio app first
person to get it right when's easy as that. Now, In case you
are just tuning in, here is today's clip. My friend caught her man.
Apparently he does it all the time when she's not around. I feel
like Grant, you do that a lot, guys. Oh yeah, right,
yeah, right, all right, let's go to your guesses Morning JVS
Show. I'm so glad you're back. My guess for the bleep dot word
is napping. Have a great day napping. That's a very very popular guest
this morning. That was one of the top guests and I agree with that
one because we all have a to do list, all this stuff you want
to tackle, but then when your partner leaves, you're like, you know
what, this couch just down right now, and then you just got to
make sure you wake up before they get home. It's very simple. Hey,
it's Ashley from Oakland. I think the missing word is thanks. Welcome
back to you, guys. I missed you last week. Thank you so
much. Yeah, come up. Also a very popular guest this morning that
you can imagine because we are the show that is known apparently only one thing.
Why is that? By the way, I'm offended. I blame you,
Graham. I'll take some of that blame. That's fine. Pup JV.
Show what up? What else? Mart San Jose? And I think
the bleep that word is picking his nose. Nasty guys really wait for their
for their partner to leave. They just do it right. Your man pick
your nose right in front of you. If he had, he just wouldn't
think that was often. I'm more discreet about it than that. Really,
I don't need her to leave the entire house, but the room. Yeah,
on the creek and gambling gambling. There we got a winner. Here's
today's clip. Unbleeped. My friend caught her man gambling. Apparently he does
it all the time when she's not around. Whoa would have a problem.
You wonder what we're doing on our phones? What was doing on your phone?
Most we're not cheating on you. Most that's I I had been a
problem there for a minute. I don't anymore. So es to gamble a
lot, I mean to the I meaning to the other side. But yeah,
my wife will be like, why do we why do we have this
women's college basketball game? On right now. Is there a reason we're watching
this? I'm like, oh, I just you know this sport. It
just happened to be on the channel when I turned the TV on. That's
why I don't really care. Go South Carolina. It's kidding. Well,
it's funny because it's true. All right, shout out to cat Well the
creek was up. Kat O was that she won that JV show Chug Mug,
and I know this is a sweet, sweet victory for her. She's
been trying a lot, and then angrily messaging me, I know I was
first. I know I was first, and I'm like, uh, you
were at this time today, this time she was first, And you know,
I don't have a lot of shouts to give today. Yeah, that's
all right. Lance out of San Ramon was up. Lance was that he
had it correct and he was a photo finished between him and Cat but kat
Oh had it correct first, so she'll be getting that JV show Chuckmunk.
Other than that, a lot of entertaining guests this morning. They were all
over the board. I appreciate and thank everyone for playing gaming. Was probably
one of the most popular answers. Yeah, and I can attest that I
was one of those people that soon when I first started dating my now wife,
and she's like a career businesswoman and smart and successful. And when she
would leave the house because I was a bartender at work nights, and then
she would leave for work in the morning, and I was like, okay,
now I can game, and she had no idea, but bit of
I would be gaming, and then she would come back and you were still
and then the one time, and then that's what happened. I was so
wrapped up in this one game of Call of Duty or whatever, and she
came home and I was there on the couch in my underweard. I'm like,
oh my god, what time is it? Holy five point thirty?
And from then on she knew you had to change your ways, but she
still married me, which is impressive. Smoking a very popular guest this morning.
Slapping the hand was also on there. Actually I submitted that one,
and watching TV was another. Sorry, thank you everyone for playing. Yes,
thank you, good job email. That's how we're going to reach out
to get you that chug, Mike, and we'll play again tomorrow morning here
on the GV show. Grand What else do you have here? Right you
guys? I have the official three keys to living a long, long,
healthy life. Okay, this woman in Alabama, she just celebrated her one
hundred and eighth birthday, one hundred and eight. She says she's very confident
that she will be here for one ten and she is going strong and she's
never felt better. And here are the three keys that she attributes to a
long, long life. Are you ready? Yes? Okay, And they're
a little out there, but just buckle up first. One, Selena,
I know you're here for this one. Drinking wine. Yes, I knew
there were health benefits to it. I just knew it. Drink that wine.
Every article that's come out lately lead you believe that no amount of alcohol
is good for you. And I hate all that that research. But drinking
wine is the number one thing she attributes to feeling youthful and living a long
life. Eating dessert at number two, Eating dessert, how do you guys
feel about that? Includes some sweets in your day. I'm not a big
yourself person, me either, Not dude, Herbert Camp. We crushed like
four pounds of sour gummy worms. The clicks are so good. A lot
of heartburn later. Does that count as dessert or does it have to be
like a sweet treat? I thought that. I don't feel like candy counts
is dessert. If you eat candy after a meal, that's dessert. Wait,
did you and your boys and you're eating the gummy worms? Did you
each have like an end in your mouth and the meat in the middle?
Of course, that's what I thought. You guys eat yours? No?
Same? All right? Number three the list again, these are the three
things. This woman, who just turned one hundred and eight, lives in
Alabama. She says these are the things to living a long life. Number
three flirting with men with mustaches? What kind of mustache? I did?
She didn't go into the detail, but she said, flirting with men with
mustaches. That is a key. I don't know. It depends whatsummation,
drinking wine, eating dessert? Flirting with men with mustaches? Ladies, have
you ever flirted with a man with a mustache? I mean probably have,
but like not because of the mustache. If you're not doing it, often
might not be living that long. According to this woman, Helen Denmark,
Happy one hundred eghirth Sunday One Day the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
let's go to the phones. Hi is this Raoul? Yeah, Raoul?
That sounds exotic. How was your weekend? It was great? Good
glad to hear it. So you're on this morning to play the JV show
Up Nopeka Jess. What is he playing for today? You're playing for a
family four pack of tickets to California's Great America. Let's go, all right,
so I'm sure you know how this works. We're gonna ask you for
trivia questions. Just get three correct and you went, easy, peasy,
okay, awesome. All right, here's question number one. Be mete up
Scottie was a catchphrase from what long running TV show that's Star Trek. Yeah,
Selenna, you ever watched any Star Treks to the No, don't strike
me as a start as a trick. I never will, all right.
Question number two, The United States purchased Alaska from what country? Oh Man
purchased Alaska from what country? Yeah, we bought it, big blockbuster deal.
Got a couple future draft picks too, I want to say, And
then that's a good guest. You know they're like neighbors and everything. No,
we bought Alaska from Russia. For listen to this, you guys,
the low low price of seven point two million dollars. That's it. It
was eighteen sixty six, so that was a lot more money then, but
still seven. Have you seen how big Alaska is huge? All right?
Question number three? The one hundred acre wood is the home of what lovable
cartoon character and his animal friends? I think that's Winny the Yeah, oh
little guy. Where are his pants? Yeah? Get some pants on?
Oo? All right? Question number four. You need this one to win
the game. At the end of the opening monologue on SNL, the host
usually says, live from New York, It's Saturday night, Nice Mark,
Yeah, whoo, you just got four tickets to Californa's Great America. Let's
go. Congratulations, What a great way to start off your week. I'm
gonna put you on a hold and Cheety, she's our phone girl. She's
gonna pick up in the next room. Okay, thank you, you are
very very welcome. Hang on there, Graham, we have a shout out,
we do. Mom and my dam's Mama, my dams, She says,
Hey, Graham, just another mom and your dms here. I have
three beautiful daughters, Kylie, Alyssa, and Brooklyn. However, this is
not a birthday shout out. I would like to give a shout out to
the JV Show. She says, I'm going through a very difficult time in
my life and listening to your show makes me smile and laugh every weekday morning.
So a big heartfelt thank you to Selena Graham, Jess and Cheaty also
who gives a fart point and that is from me and that's from Jess.
So, Jess, I hope everything you're going through works out for the best.
It will stay positive, stay strong, and we appreciate you giving us
a shout out. That was very sweet. And as much as we help
you get through like difficult times, it's the same thing for us, Like
we've all gone through just like really tough things in life. But coming to
work every day to hang out with you guys, I mean it does the
same thing for us. It's like therapy. But thank you for that,
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I cannot ignore these cardib pregnancy rumors any longer. I will not stand for
it. So I've been seeing these for a couple of weeks now, and
I didn't say anything because you know, what speculation is just speculation, and
you know, I didn't want to fuel that speculation. You know, it's
not nice to accuse a woman of being pregnant. We know that, okay,
But then I saw a bunch of videos of Cardi over the weekend,
and you know, it's not like she's been hiding out or anything. She's
still been posting. But I did notice that in a lot of the recent
stuff she was hiding the tummy, like when she would go live or whatever.
Well, over the weekend, she was at Disneyland in Paris with upset
and she was, I'm just gonna say it, looking pregnant, not only
because of the outfit she By the way, you can go to our instagram
JB Morning Show and you can see some footage over there. She deserves this
look. I've been pregnant before, I have kids. I know a pregnancy
walk when I see one. She was doing the full on wattle Plus she's
wearing things that one would wear to hide a pregnancy, and she did this
with her with her first child. She would wear dresses that you know,
kind of ended where the bra would end, and like after that they were
like flowy, Like that's all she's wearing these days. I'll be honest,
I don't have a CARDI B walk to compare this to. But you're right,
this is a pregnancy walk when I see one. As The reason why
this is very interesting is because at the beginning of the year and the last
year, wasn't she on the verge of divorcing this man? Yeah? I
thought they were done for good. There was a tearful video posted online.
Wasn't that she was crying? She's done with the mistreatment and it's so toxic
in other women, And wow, what do we have here? Well?
Well, well, well, well growing happy family? Are we happy if
she's happy? I'm happy? Okay, yeah, maybe he's changed happy.
But it's like you we all have that friend that gets keeps getting back into
the relationship that you know is terrible, but then you have to act like
you're happy. But are we really happy? Because isn't there somebody out there
that's better. She deserved better, yes, but until she's ready to do
that, we can only I'm saying this is if me and guardier friends,
we can only be there for her. But that I mean, that's that's
my take on that whole thing. I was that friend that kept on taking
back the toxic person, and my best friend was there for me every time
until I made this decision that I was done. But behind your back,
she was like, can you believe this? Be she keeps going? Probably,
but she was there for me, never held it against me. There
you go. That's a real one. She was a real one, all
right. Travis Kelcey hit a lady in the head with a golf two people
that's not Yeah, he was at that celebrity uh golf tournament in Tahoe.
This is on Friday. He was there. He goes to hit the ball,
it drills a woman in the back of the head. I didn't see
the hit. I only saw the aftermath and there's video of him like standing
around waiting for medics to come. She gets she gets up like for someone
it's putting pressure on the back of her head because her head was leaking.
She gets up and she's blonde and you just see all the blood like in
her was bad. She's leaking. And mind you, as they're waiting for
medics to arrive, like you see this whole crowd of people. At one
point they duck because another ball comes flying near them. That was Jason Kelsey.
These boys have no aim, dude, And then Travis hit another guy
in the arm. For athletes, you would think that they would have some
sense of direction. Not. Let me just defend them just slightly because at
a celebrity golf tournament where there is alcohol flowing, and if you are not
a professional golfer and there are just throngs of people lining the fairways like you
should you got to have your head on a swivel as a fan. You
should know there is a high probability that there is a ball that is going
to hit you. Because these guys they're not professional golfers, and even professional
golfers at golf tournaments hit people in the gallery. You know how hard it
is to play golf ish Noah, And it should not be a lot of
people to be standing so close to them. You watch these pro tournaments and
they are just people lined up. I could never in my life hit one
straight without hitting those people. They crowd so tightly in there. I look
at it going like you're taking your lives into your own hand. These guys
absolutely crush the ball off the tea and you're standing with your face like,
look at right, fat, like you're gonna die at a celebrity tournament.
I'm shocked this doesn't happen more often, because, like, while these guys
are much better golfers than me, they ain't pros. And they start having
a couple of drinking drinks out there on the course with their buddies and the
ball star flying, and they have to strength to hit it really hard at
you. Yes, I could never It's so terrifying. It's terrifying enough trying
to hit a t shot in front of people you don't know, let alone
crowds of people fans ask something about it. So if you want to see
the aftermath of one of Travis Kelcey's facaie, let's on our Instagram story as
well. Graham, what do you have? All Right? We got to
talk about the final from the Copa America soccer tournament that took place yesterday,
because it was well got off to a bit of a messy start, Argentina
taking on Columbia. This was in Miami. The entire game had to be
delayed because masses of fans just started storming through the entrance gates, pushing down
fences. The scene quickly just became complete chaos. It looked like some fans
were getting a trample. People were just getting crushed up against walls. I'm
hoping that no one was too seriously injured. I haven't heard any reports of
like very serious injuries. The game got pushed back by about an hour and
a half while they sorted out that mess I even read that people were trying
to get into the stadium through the air vents, like, are you kidding
me? What are we doing? It's I don't know. Soccer fans are
there. There's something else the very they're very into it. Eventually, the
sellout crowd of sixty five three hundred people at hard Rock Stadium got into their
seats, the game got underway. The teams battled basically zero zero the entire
way, not until extra into extra time, the Argentina scored. They won
the game one to zero. The most notable part of that second half was
Lionel Messi. He went down with an ankle injury, had to leave the
game. That was likely his last game at a major international tournament. So
that was really kind of not the way that you wanted to see his international
tournament play. Kind of end. He's thirty seven years old right now.
But congrats to Argentina won the game one to nil. The JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine. So Saturday was our pool party sold out by the
way with Polly d at Great and Resort Agasino in Rona Park. How much
fun did you have? Graham? Dude talk about just an awesome party with
everybody having fun, and then Polly d is like, I don't know what
to expect. I hear he's pretty damn good DJ. But man, that
dude puts on a show like he had the crowd like super hyped and like
awesome and just engaging with everybody was super fun. He was amazing. I
do want to point something out, Oh can you look up where exactly poly
d is from? Yes, I know Jersey Shore, but I don't know
if he's actually from Jersey or whatever. Right, Yeah, so he comes
to Rohnert Park. We're in the Bay Area, yep. As he's addressing
the crowd, He keeps on saying California makes some noise. People that are
not from California don't realize how big it California is. Yeah, he had
the Lakers dress. That's something I honestly thought he I honestly think that he
thought he was gonna be somewhere in like the LA area. He comes out
in a Lakers jersey. Yeah, do you know where you are? Bro?
Put the stuff curry jersey on. Thank you, thank you. He
was wearing a browny jersey. I kind of like that. That's kind of
funny. Maybe it was doing it as a joke. I don't think so,
the browny jersey. You're not doing that to be serious. It's true.
He had a lot of funny stuff in his He had a lot of
funny stuff in his set. He dropped a dude, he was good.
He dropped some of those in there. He dropped a He remixed the I
Want a Guy with the Hawk too. It was so much fun. It
was such a good show. It was great meeting everybody and then Greaton is
just like such an amazing place. Everyone is like it's giving Vegas vibes,
but like not dirty. Well that's the thing, you know, it's like
an amazing pool party with a DJ on stage and you've got your cabanas and
your day base and stuff like that. It's like, I don't know of
anything else like that in the Bay Area that goes down. I don't think
there is anything there is in the place. And we do have another one
coming up September fourteenth with James Kennedy. Boy, this one is going to
sell out just like the polyd one did. So if you're trying to go
get your tickets like now before it does. Do you think I should have
done a cannon ball off the stage. Yes. I was trying to get
granted to do a cannon ball and he was acting so scared. I you
know, you slid and I were kind of hosting the event and we went
up on stage a couple of times, you know, get the crowd hyped
up. You should have done it. It would have hyped the crowded.
But I didn't want to get kicked out because he's not even to get in
trouble. You wouldn't have gotten in trouble. Just the security guards, they
were looking right at me the whole time. They're like, don't even try
that. They could tell what I was thinking of, don't even try it.
Bro Also, it's only four feet deep at this end right here.
I could have made it, though. I totally could have. I had
my swim trunks on. James Kennedy. Graham will be cannonballing off the stage,
creating a resort in casino. Then I get fucking and get kicked out
of our own party. You're going to get kicked out. Just apologize that
you won't do it again. That's all. We'll distract the security guards.
Yeah, with my again. Shout out to everybody that you gotta use the
Holy Bazoomers. But yeah, thank you to everybody. There were so many
JV show fans in the house for that event. Was so fun. Meeting
everybody. That was awesome. Just such a good vibe. The next one
very fun. All right, what else you have, Graham? I do
want to talk about. Go back to talking about the celebrity golf tournament in
Tahoe and Selenna. You were just talking about how Travis Kelcey drilled some woman
with his ball, yeah and split her head open. Well, did you
guys see Jerry Rice? You see what Jerry Rice did. I thought something
about him getting into it with somebody, but I don't know what happened.
So as he's walking up to one of the t boxes, a couple of
reporters come up and ask him a question. Now, he says, these
guys are a little smirk on their face and we're asking him. One of
them asked, do you think the chiefs wide receiving course good enough for them
to win another Super Bowl? Now, Jerry wasn't having of this because he's
a Niner. That dude bleeds red and gold. He wasn't having any of
this. And unfortunately, I was hoping the audio from this video is gonna
be better. But you hear a bunch of wind and stuff and you can't
really hear, but Jerry Rice's right in one of the dude's faces and says,
I will f you up. And he is like basically like ready to
throw down with this dude based off this one question. And the one piece
of audio you can hear is this little snippet he yells at the dude as
he's walking away, you want some, get some? He was, I
mean, he was like, Jerry was very visibly upset. Now that to
these two sports reporter geeks, that's the craziest thing that's ever happened to be
my whole life. And again, Jerry Rice, when I asked about as
afterwards, said, these guys came up looking like they were gonna say something
to try to provoke him a little bit, to try to them a little
bit, and that's what kind of set him off. He said, they
have these smirks on their faces when they ask these questions. These two sports
reporters were like, I had no idea. He was good, what that
was the craziest thing that's ever happened? What? And they acted all,
you know, surprised, like what what? Like? What does Jerry Rice
care about the Kansas City? What you're saying for? He doesn't sort of
an NFL I use anyways, But don't start no stuff. Won't be no
stuff what Jerry said. I'm gonna be honest, I'm like seconds away from
a coughing fit. I'm pretty sure I had the flirt. Oh you got
the new flirt? I think. On the JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine, Now, Graham said, we have a really really sweet talkback that
we need to play immediately. Can you stop with your random talking? I
just want to listen to please please, okay, stupid play now, mom?
No, you're talking like that. Wow. Like we always say,
the talkback Mike is always opens the best way to engage with the show,
and we'll all attempt to stop the silly talking that we're doing. Sorry,
tenor is there a possibility we can play that song for me? Does not
sound happy that I'm afraid of? Whoever that is. I appreciate the feedback,
you know, I get it. I I love Sabrina Carpenter just as
much. Yeah, you know, maybe we'll get that on soon. Really,
you're better. That was nice. Welcome back to show. Here you
go. All right? So I came across this video I dined and dashed
on a hinge date and let me tell you why? Can I just stop
right there? I hate when people do that online. They say I feel
this way and I'm about to tell you why. Then just do it.
You don't need to announce that you're gonna say why, just say it.
But it hooks you up. I don't know, it just really really bothers
me. I dined and dashed on a hinge date, and let me tell
you why. Here's why. I'm about to tell you why. I'll tell
you why all right? So he lays this the whole story out. I
hit this girl up and I was like, hey, you want to meet
up? Grab lunch? Thinking something casual, right, maybe like sushi,
panera, salad, nothing crazy right, So it's like, what do you
want to eat? You guys, listen to what she demands. This woman
comes back with, I want hibachi. I want to go to hibachi.
You're gonna take me to some nice fine dining. Okay, I want to
watch you. It sounds so good. He knows a choice. Yeah,
Graham, so far you're on board. This is somebody you met online.
You want a pachi? Let's go. I love a botch depends how Let's
just say smoking hot habi is this guy? Okay? I guess. So
I get there with to meet this girl for haibachi and she brings a friend
with her, and she goes, hey, would it be cool if my
friend just jumps in with us? Hangs out? All right? So grahmm,
you're okay with the haibachi restaurant. You show up, she's got a
friend. What are you doing? Go to the hotness scale? But I'm
annoyed, but she's still really hot. Okay. So it's allowed. I
guess. I mean she's already here when I tell her go away. Both
of these women start ordering a bunch of drinks and I'm like, and then
they start ordering appetizers. So they're ordering bottomless everything, just everything to the
table. And so you're still on board. Yeah, we're having fun.
Now. Drinks are flowing, drinks are flowing, apps, apps, time
to order. The guy to cook. He goes, what do you want?
And I go, I would like just chicken and rice. Easy.
I'm a simple man. Their girls go, we want surf and turf,
probably one of the most expensive things on the menu. But you're still you're
still fine with it most definitely the most expensive thing. The man that,
yeah, that sounds good. All right, So ladies, enjoy yourself.
So time goes by and we're ready to pay the tab and the cook guy
goes, all right, how are we splitting up the bill today? The
girl goes all on one. Oh, so you're expected to pay for it,
Graham, Now what are you doing? Quite the assumption again, if
I'm blinded by the hotness, here's my credit card. Take care for her
and the front. Again, it's a It depends on how their date was
going, you know. He said that, like he kind of knew where
this was going, and he decided to just kind of go at least enjoy
the moment. He was enjoying the drinks and enjoying the conversation, but didn't
want to have to pay for the friends. So this is what this guy
did. So I tell her, Hey, do me a favor. Will
you just box up my food real quick, and I'm going to go to
the restroom. She goes, yeah, yeah, no problem, yess right,
went go to the restroom. I went in my car, and I
went home. This dude a hero. This dude is a hero. He
should be celebrated for it. What like, how do you work that situation?
I would exactly what he did. That's what I would have done.
I would have tipped the cook. Here you go, here's a tip for
you. I'll be back and then never come back. I feel like I
would have slid some comments in they're like whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm
paying for your friend too. Like I would have made some jokes about it.
But at the end of the day, like I don't know, if
I asked this person out, I feel obligated to pay that's just me,
yes, but not for her friends. We're trying to get over on you
from the start and the surf and turf, and again, part of it
depends on how the date was going. Like if I legit, you know,
I feel like had chemistry with this person, it was good. It's
not even a real date. They're just trying to use you. You have
to you have to know the science. Gram. I'm just telling you what
I probably would have done. I probably would have paid. But this dude
is a legend, this legend, and he should be celebrated, and he
did what I wish I would have the you know what's to do? Graham?
We have a shout out? We do? Mom and my Damn's mom
and my dams says, Hey Graham, Mom and your damns. My name
is Kathy and my baby boy, Chase turns one year old today. Could
we get a shout out anytime works? Since we always podcast the show.
Mom and Dad love you so much. Chase has been listening to the JV
show since in the womb. Again that's from Mom, Kathy, So wow,
Happy happy birthday, Chase, one year old. Get out there and
attack that world today. I guess of yours. That's good. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four to nine. Hope you're having a great Monday.
Thanks so much for being with us. We were just talking about this guy
who goes to meet with a woman he met off of Hinge asked her on
a date. She's like, yeah, let's go to Habachi. She shows
up with a friend. They start ordering all these drinks and appetizers. Then
they order this serf and her for the most expensive thing that they have there,
and they expected him to pay. So what did he do? He
excused himself, failed out any laugh. Dude's a hero. Hey Gamore on
Davis Show, Gamoar and Barria, welcome Backito, Graham, Jess and Cheety.
Uh. Just going to the topic about that guy having to pay for
the friend. Honestly, drinks are flowing, everything's going well. If I'm
paid, I better pay to ride tricycle because I am not doing that for
anything less. And by the way, you guys need to be quiet with
your dumb, dumb cells and play some Sabrina Carpenter, Gosh, dang it,
if you miss that podcast to show, someone left us a slightly aggressive
talkback earlier. Let's just play the talk bag one more time. Here it
is, Can you stop with your random talking? I just want to listen
to please please, Okay, stupid plate. Now that kid was five years
old. By the way, the iHeartRadio talk back open for everyone. Yeah,
back to the previous talk back. I don't get it ride a tricycle.
They were going to go for a bike ride after this state. Is
there a part of that story that you left No. I think he was
saying that, you know, you better get a three way. I've been
paying when'd you get which? I thought we were at a point where you
don't expect that. If it happens, great, but don't really expect it.
I thought that was like the rule. If I'm putting for two people
to get surf and turf, I'm not going home to play it downstairs.
DJ, you know what I mean. But you if you have to,
he will. Oh my gosh. All right. So I spent last week
in Mexico, you guys, and it was awesome. I went to Cabo,
which is where I had my wedding back in October. But it got
hurricane out if you guys remember got blasted. What was the name of that
hurd Hurricane normad day pounded. The hotel refunded our money and they're like,
you know what, here's a five nights day for your troubles. You got
an additional five nights stay. Yeah, so you got you got two Mexico
vacations for the price of one. The first one wasn't a vacation. We
had to shelter in place and it was shut down. It was awful,
but that's why I didn't go. But yes, so we got this free
stay. So left the kids with my mom. We me and my husband
go off to Mexico. Whether it was perfect you guys, I know,
on the cancoon side, it was like struggling. Yeah, cobo side,
it was perfect eighties nineties sunshine, not a cloud in the sky. It
was amazing. So the curse is officially broken. The curse is broken,
and we took full advantage. We rode camels on the beach. Is that
a native species there from Africa? Oh? Was that scary? No?
Do you want to get that full authentic Mexico experience. Let's ride some camels.
Okay, I guess I'm with you. So I did that. We
went jet skiing again, which the first time I did was fun. This
time they were almost sold out. They only had one left, so I
had to ride on the back of my husband's never doing it again. Scariest
ish of my life because he's a poor driver, or because he's going fast
and turning and we're like catching air like it was this key. That's what
you're supposed to be doing. No, no, no, you drive yours
like a little old lady, all slow and cautiously. We're in the middle
of the ocean. Yeah. One of my worst fears is like flying off
or like falling into the I'm not a great swimmer. Yeah, we have
live jackets on, but you have a life jacket. That is one of
my top three. Yeah, running out of gas in the Bay Bridge number
one for everybody, all commuters. Two. Falling into a sinkhole sink getting
swallowed by a sinkhole. Three getting thrown off a jet ski into the ocean
to the ocean, the deep abyss of h Yeah. So when you I'm
just trying to envision your perfect jet ski day, You're just like puttering along
like five miles an hour, barely getting splashed. So in cant Coon when
we went uh whatever that was, I had my own so I could like
go and stop and go and stop if I wanted to. This time,
you guys, I was hanging on for my dear life. We're supposed to.
Didn't even unhanng on because my hands were like crampsing on. I know.
My boat was like sliding around everywhere like I was. I was so
close to just going flying off of that thing. It was so scary.
And then that's how you're supposed to be doing. At any moment, you
should be in danger of getting socked off the back of that thing. I
don't want. Oh my gosh, it was. It was amazing. We
we took one of those clear boats. They have, like these clear boats
that are made out of I guess a crylic or something like that. We
took those to go see like the art which is my photo from home.
You can check that out on our Instagram JB Morning Show, you guys.
So this thing was clear. It was like a tourist. There was hello
people on the boat with us, and we saw like a shark, not
a great white, but there was like a shark fin. So I thought
that was cool. You can see all you can see all the fish underneath
the boat. And then you guys are sitting on a clear boat and then
our tour guide points out a sea turtle. You guys, it was beautiful.
There was this sea turtle that was like swimming along justic creatures. Yeah,
and everyone's like, oh my god. A little I was sitting next
to a little kid. He's like, oh my god, I see it.
I see the turtle. And then bamn, another boat came and ran
it over. I am not even joking, and my husband got it on
video. Damn nature carry poor turtle, I know, just swimming alongside in
his own business hit a boat. Just was it like roadki? You didn't
see it after that? Oh, I don't know what happened. If anyone's
still in the area, can we find out if the turtles hashtag middle rebuild,
hashtag turtle strong, hashtagbo. We did a lot of like outdoor stuff.
Then we also just did you know, the relaxing by the beach,
the you know, the hanging it out in the pool. I found out
my man is a pool tinkler, which I wasn't like no, because we
got out of the pool and I was like, oh, I got to
use the restroom really quick, and he's like, you didn't just go in
the pool like I did. Old Brown on the Swan. Don't go in
the pool like we are grown, we're adult. The bathroom is right there.
Well, in his defense, we've all done it. No, you've
never got one because I was forced to because nobody wanted to take me to
the bathroom. No one's ever forced me to do it. Sometimes I'm just
like, fathoms you really far away. We've all done it, and everyone
in their car is like, no, you're gross. You've done it.
Gross, You've done it. Everyone has done It's part of being a human
being. Everyone's at one time or another. But you don't do it now,
thank you, and it's just discussing. You don't do it again as
an adult. You're right for next year. I asked him where. He
said that he had like gone off to go like look at something, look
at something. As all the water swirls together, you're in it. I
don't care if you're ten feet away or he's right next to you. You're
swimming in it. And spoiler alert, there's another twenty thirty people probably that
just did the same thing. This is so gross. Never been more like
turned off by going in a public swimming pool. I mean not going toe.
I mean like actually just swimming in there because you know what everyone and
all those kids are doing in there. Yeah, you just trying not to
think about it. And this was the adult's only pool. It doesn't there's
probably even more because there's no kids, but like then they have someone like
my husband who's just doing it anyway, and it's because all the adults are
crushing cocktails and like they've got to go more often. The kids is probably
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talked about stories happening today in the Gipsy Rose is pregnant and we're still talking
about Yeah, are you Are you done with her? Cram I tried to
be done with her, but you keep bringing her back up. And last
break, I know, a couple of weeks ago, you even said this
the last time we're going to talk about her. I swear right, But
then I found out she was pregnant, and even text in our group chat
said oh my god, Gypsy Rose was pregnant, and no one responded except
for Jess. Thank you. Jess responded on purpose when you said that title,
I had to share you Hang on, I'm going to respond right now
to it, all right. She announced her pregnancy last week. She shared
some pictures of like a photo she did with her man Ken and they're holding
the luster und. There were a cute pictures. By the way, people
were trolling her like who's the dad? Who is it Ryan the ex husband?
No it's not Ryan. People were actually really mean to her though.
She uploaded like her baby registry, which very tacky. Don't upload this for
everyone to purchase gifts for you not? But she uploads it and then immediately
everyone went to like purchase items, so within like thirty minutes, it looked
like everything was bought out, but it was trolls not actually buying the items,
just hitting purchase to send her like mean messages. So that's what they
were doing. Does she still get the stuff? Don't you have to hit?
Don't they actually have to pay for the item and then it ships to
I thought so, but GMC says that they weren't actually buying the things,
just trying to find a way to send her messages. So she ended up
making the registry private anyway. So here's what's interesting. So because she's still
married to Ryan. His name could be on the baby's birth certificate if their
divorce is not finalized, because that's just law in Louisiana. It's just assumed
that your husband is the dad. Yeah, so bad mess. And then
later you just like cross it out with some pen and then right there,
yeah correct, Like if the wrong name does get put on this, then
the actual dad, you know, her Man Ken, would have to like
file emotion in court to have his name put on. They would off to
take DNA tests, like it's gonna be crazy. I saw that she was
like responding to a bunch of messages online and she laid everything out because obviously
people were like, like you mentioned earlier, is he the father or is
he not? So she like putting a whole timeline, left him this day,
had a period, this leather day, you know, oh my did
it didn't stay like it just m But she didn't just put it all out
there. So now we know her ovulation cycle. You're wondering google calendar?
Okay, also just really quick unrelated to gypsy roads were done with that.
But Feds who are investigating Matthew Perry's death, they say that they are getting
closer, and really they're feeling really confident that they are about to have the
people who contributed to Matthew Perry's death, you know, in some trouble.
They want to charge the suspects with drug distribution resulting in death or great bodily
injury. This carries a mandatory minimum of twenty years in prison. And they're
not only looking at like, you know, quote unquote drug dealers, they're
also you know, looking at doctors if they wrote prescriptions that weren't really necessary
medically for him. Doctors in Hollywood writing prescriptions for celebrities for their clients,
not patients, their clients. Yes, interesting, Yeah, so they're getting
closer to that's just a FAYI oh photos from home really quick? Did you
go check them out at the javshow dot com and on our instagram. JV
Morning she already talked about mine a quick clear boat photo. When to go
see the arches and Cowbo Cram. Mine's a little glimpse into my trip to
Herbert Camp. If you want to see what it's like round the campfire at
night, everyone very intoxicated at that point. I'm making I'm in Herbert Camp
tradition. No I'm making some dripping fire. If you look at the picture,
the fire is dripping there, it looks like you were carrying like a
wand like looks gives me a very heady Harry Potter fire. It's a magical
show. I put on Wait Jazzers belly dancing picture, so I went with
my future mother in law. She taught me a couple of things, but
belly dancing was a hole, a whole thing that I just am not ready.
Holy Princess Jasmine, I love it. And Chety. I had a
little staycation out in San Jose and that was just a picture in the hotel.
It was so nice. It was like five stars. It was so
pretty, so much weird, so much mirrors. It was great. All
right, check this out at jab Morning Show, The JV Show on Wild
ninety four nine. We're back live after a nice long vacation, not long
enough. I was just gonna lie and day. It's good to be back,
but you know, I can use it a longer vacation. We all
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That is on standby First to talk back for Jess. Good Morning, Jamie's
Show, welcome back. So just future mother in laws? That mean you
know you're engaged now? Or what's the chief me there? Oh yeah,
you were talking about your photo from home. It's you and your boyfriend's mom,
but you referred to the future mother in law, which would lead most
of us listening to believe that there's an engagement. Were appending engagement. I'm
just manifesting it, you guys. Isn't that weird? Is that kind of
sycho of her to just like start speaking like that on the horse just slightly,
just like okay. So during my vacation, I spent a lot of
time with her, and I asked her if she was okay with me calling
her that. She said yes, But should I like, didn't I that's
kind of psycho? Is it weird? Like would you be weird about if
somebody just slightly psycho? I looked at wedding venues with my now wife and
her parents before we were even engaged. That trust me, I can't.
I can't. I could throw no stones here. I just feel like our
relationship, like we've gotten so so much closer and so close as the years
have gone on that I feel like I can call her that and especially because
in Spanish you say swegra even when you're not. Yeah, it's like it's
like that weird in between times, like what do you refer to your partner's
family as like mister and missus whoever? But it's like we're talking to somebody
else. It's like the easiest way to describe you say, like in laws,
even though there's you're not married. But it's like my boyfriend's mom.
Yeah, I guess that's why I could do it. I'm gonna keep manifesting
a couple of days, a couple of quick things, just really quick.
Are we over hacked to a girl? Yes, I'm so done with her
and she's sunk dud. She's still popping up everywhere, and I'm just like,
I'm no, She's like my Gypsy Rose for you guys. Yeah,
I just I can't. I'm done with her. You're in a major moment
before I look. That was the one thing I wondered over our little vacation
time was that by the time we got back, Yeah, does anyone care
about Hawktua? We've all moved on, right, Yeah, and blogs are
still reporting on her every single move. I just I just don't care.
It was it was too much, it was oversaturated, and yeah it was
a funny, mean moment in viral you know life, and that's it done.
And she waited too long to Capa's like no one could find her and
the known thing and like yeah, that built a little suspense. But then
we finally like figured out who she was and I We're like, huh,
okay, exactly, I'm ready to be for second quick thing, I have
really quick okay whoopy. Goldberg revealed that she blew her mom's ashes. She
blew her mom's ashes into the water on the It's a Small World ride at
Disneyland. A lot of people do that, don't they. At Disneyland,
there's a couple rides that people do that they should not be allowed. Like
that ride is creepy enough. I don't need to go through there thinking about
how there's ashes in the water. I hear that there. I think it's
maybe as Pirates of the Caribbean or one of those other rides that get busted
for doing it. Yeah, a lot of people do that. What I'm
not swimming in that water? What do I care? Well, But it's
still so creepy, feels like the spirits are up in the air. Yeah,
throw some ashes in there. I don't really care. This reminds me.
I just remember this from a little vacation time. I went up camping
with somebodies that Herbert camp. We go rafting every day down these rapids and
stuff, and there's a bunch there's some people. We don't see too many
people out there. It's kind of a remote section of this river. And
we come to the bottom of these rapids and there is like a big group
of people there, like this whole family there, and we got to talking
one of them and we had just rafted right through their dad's ashes. They
had just spread them into the raps. And then seven dudes come rolling in,
you know, beer cans, like shotgunning beers and whatnot, straight through
the ceremony. And we didn't know how to react to that, so we
poured some out for him, obviously, and sorry, we interrupted gone,
we interrupted the thing. But like, you don't own the river, Like,
sorry, we're raped in her bro would death have liked a white claw?
I'll give him one here, your dad here some of that in the
river. Yeah, I felt it was very awkward. So if that family
was from the area listening my apologies because we were Wow, we were pretty
drunk at that point. That was towards the end of the river run,
he said. They said he was a vet too, So thank you for
your service. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine