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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny
Mack with your daily comedy news. If

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you skip the weekends, the weekend
was really good. Saturday, my hour

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long interview with Mark Malkoff, Sunday's
episode, and I'm the first one a

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cop to a lot of times on
the weekend, there's filler stuff. Yesterday's

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episode was all new stuff that I
had found when I recorded, and it's

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really strong, including a fun Triumph
story and a really fun Rob Schneider story.

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So if you miss the weekend,
check that out. And premium subscribers,

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boy, on Saturday morning, they
were treated to three three and a

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half minutes of me talking to my
phone as I drove home from the National

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Donuts Chain. I mean, what
a treat that alone worth the four ninety

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nine for premium subscribers Today is good
too. A late night joke from Jimmy

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Fallon. In an effort to boost
the birth rate, Tokyo was launching the

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first government run dating app. That's
nice. Apparently in Japan they have government

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benefits and government with benefits love it. John Mullaney profiled by Indie Wire he

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talked about that late night show.
Mulaney said the pitch was Netflix wanted a

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show every night coinciding with the festival. They didn't know what they wanted.

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They brought it to me and said, would you want to produce this and

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be some part of it? And
I was like that, we didn't know

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what this is. Do you want
to do it? I was intrigued by

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six live nights, the run of
it, and the finite amount of time.

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Originally, Melanie didn't even plan to
host it. I knew we wouldn't

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be able to start until February,
even in pre production, and I thought,

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Oh, that's so fun. We'll
just get a staff together, get

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a lot of great people together,
and then we'll just have to go,

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go, go, and then it'll
be done. May tenth. I was

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kind of ripping off The Chris Rock
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HBO series. He had Johnny Cochran
on, and I remember watching that as

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a kid and going, Oh,
he's having on who he thinks is interesting.

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I filed that away as like,
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If you can get somebody interested in
who would be really cool to an

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audience, everybody wins. And so
I had Marcia Clark. All right,

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he has now addressed some of my
concerns with the program. Mlanie explained,

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you have Jerry Seinfeld and he's sitting
next to a coyote expert that was anorth

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star from the beginning, so the
fact that that specifically came together was really

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great. When pitching the experts,
Malanie assured them they weren't going to be

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a punchline of the joke. I
learned quickly you have to say, oh,

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we're not making fun of you,
which I would have never thought you

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have to say. But of course
they're saying it's a comedy show and we're

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comedians, and I was like,
no, no, no, I'm much

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more interested in you than I am
in the other comedians. Fan response to

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Everybody's in la In particularly felt really
gratifying because most of the comedy I've done,

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like Sack, Lunch Bunch or Oh
Hello, is actually about external topics

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and not about my own life or
psyche or whatever. Was never about my

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personal life. To me, I
mainly make fun of TV shows and random

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things I've seen. So this show, being entirely external in a way,

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in the end becomes the most personal
thing you can do. I promise you,

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I think more about earthquakes and ghosts
than I do my own life.

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All right, John mulaney, are
we getting more of this show? M'laney

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said, I'm really not sure.
I think what I loved about the show

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so much is that every sort of
minute looked like it was about to get

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out of control in every possible way. M'lanie talked about the callers. Johnny

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mack has pointed out some of the
callers were kind of killing the show.

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Mlanie said, but there was one
story I won't name, but I thought,

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are you kidding? I was so
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you got to hold it together.
You did invite the calls. My biggest

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takeaway was I feel like on Larry
King Live or on drivetime Radio, people

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knew what a call in segment was. They hit the ground running and they

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go, yeah, I got three
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our callers tended to be younger.
I'd be like, hi, and they'd

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be like, so, I know, you talk about earthquakes. Get tell

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the story. You got to come
in hot, exactly, John mulaney.

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And that is why you need a
producer. That's what I've been saying.

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Rob Schneider in the news again,
this time international. The Daily Mail writes

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American comedian Rob Schneider slam's cancel culture, claiming it has changed the world of

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comedy for the worst. He told
Channel seven's Sunrise that audiences are getting too

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upsight about what you could joke about
on TV, which is why he prefers

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stand up comedy. Although if you're
doing a hospital benefit, be careful booking

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Rob Schneider, see yesterday's episode for
why people get uptight about stuff. That's

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why it's important I have a dark
theater to perform in where people can hear

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things that they can't hear on TV. Schneider is currently touring Australia. The

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idea is to be able to express
things and let it out. People can

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laugh at things. It's not attacking
anybody, although some people claim it is.

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It's tough for now, But at
the same time, anytime people get

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uptight about something is an opportunity.
You have to get it in a way

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the audience can laugh. Schneider was
asked about Happy Gilmour too. He said,

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I think Sandler just can't stop making
movies. He doesn't know what else

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to do with his life. I
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Joe Coy Boy, that review I
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The guy was saying how it looked
like a comedy special and there were

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no jokes. Boy, I agree
my notes where Joekoy is all energy,

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stop cursing and tell a joke.
It was just like all vibe. He's

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very charismatic. The energy's there,
but dude, do some material. It

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was five minutes fifty seconds in before
the first solid joke land. I won't

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spoil it. It's very solid,
but it was like, come on,

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dude, life's too short. I
bailed on that. Sorry, Joe Coy,

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Life's too short. I bailed on
that one. So I switched over

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to Rachel Feinstein and the complete opposite. She gets right to it. I

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don't even know if she said hello
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it her special life changing? No, it's a nice, solid hour of

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comedy. I've added to my best
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at the bottom, but it's on
the list. It's fine. It's a

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nice hour. As I analyze it, are some of her stories exaggerated?

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Fake? Sure? Absolutely, but
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various firemen she does in her act. I feel like I know these people.

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I've met these people, so I
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could have been a little stronger.
The special just kind of ends, but

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it's nice. The TV grim Reaper
reported that although The Roast of Tom Brady

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did two hundred and seventy nine million
minutes in its first live night, it

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averaged two hundred and thirty nine million
minutes a day for the following week.

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Wow, a lot of people watched
it after the fact. I guess it

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had really good buzz. Last week
Jimmy Kimmel had Kamala Harris on seems they

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made an edit and we didn't know
about stuff. A video shared on social

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media by an anti war group called
Code Pink. They described themselves as a

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feminist grassroots organization working to end US
warfare and imperialism and support peace and human

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rights initiatives. In their video,
pro Palestinian activists of the audience at Kimmel

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can be seen interrupting the interview with
Harris by shouting phrases like stop the genocide

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and you're a murderer to Harris.
Kim Will tells the crowd, you're interrupting

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my flow. Security personnel appear to
remove the person disrupting the proceedings. Kim

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Will tells Harris, sorry about that, and then quips if anybody else has

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something to say, this is the
time. The video then cuts to a

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different person interfering with the taping,
a security officer and then is on the

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video saying you are under arrest at
the moment for interfering with a live television

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broadcast. It is unclear if that
person was Jimmy Kimmel's security secret service LAPD

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or someone else. Code Pink is
now demanding the Late Night Show address and

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apologize for the un necessary use of
brutal force. Yikes. The Washington Post

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had a large profile of Joel Kim
Booster. Joel Kim Booster's publicist, you

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earned your money this week. Boy. This was a wax job. As

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a former coworker used to say,
you know, that's when you bring your

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car over to somebody's house and they
wax it down and make it look nice.

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That's what that term means. The
Post writs, for a while,

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Joel Kim Booster's brand was oversharing.
Joel says if I was feeling something,

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everybody online would know about it.
Now it's just like if I'm feeling bad,

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I don't want any of these lunics
to know about it because they'll just

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go for the kill. I'm very
happy being a Dalist gay celebrity. I

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can't imagine what it would be like
if street people knew who I was.

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I have a very strict do not
engage policy. I hardly ever spawned anyone's

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sweets or comments publicly, or dms
for that matter. The Santa Fe Reporters

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spoke to Brian Reagan. Brian was
an ECON major until his football coach suggested

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he switch. Reagan said, I
took a speech class and for one of

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the speeches, we had to try
to be humorous. So I wrote this

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speech and killed But not only did
it feel good. Remember the teacher in

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the back, This woman was laughing
like crazy, and I was thinking,

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I've never impressed a teacher in my
life with anything that. I remember walking

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back to the dorm after the class
and I was on a cloud, thinking

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I don't feel like this when I
walk back from any of my other classes.

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So I was like, whatever that
was, I know, I want

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that in my life. Has comedy
changed since Brian Reagan started. Yeah,

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it's like anything else that grows and
evolves. In fact, if I were

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young now trying to get in to
stand up comedy, I don't even know.

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I wouldn't how to do it.
When I started comedy clubs which just

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opening around the country, and the
way you got on stage was going to

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open mic at a comedy club.
Now a lot of comedy clubs don't even

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have open mics. The Washington Post
has been covering the DC comedy scene.

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Some comedians doing well there include Jasmine
Burton, a practicing attorney. Jasmine started

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in comedy a little over two years
ago. My long term goal is to

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be a late night television show host
like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Coberer or Trevor

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Noah. A lot of hosts get
their start in comedy, so I thought

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it'd be a great way to get
my name out there and start preparing me

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for the big leagues. I'm the
perfect combination of West Coast and East Coast

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swagger. I'm known for my high
energy, witty punch lines, and infusion

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of the law and my life experiences
in a co When you see me.

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I want you to feel like you
are just like me, or have a

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best friend that is. I love
to talk about law school at Howard University

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and my career now and how policy
affects us in our day to day lives.

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Well, tell us about a time
you bummed, Jasmine said. One

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time I was trying new material and
was not going well. One audience member

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yelled keep your day job, and
although they meant it as an insult,

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I actually found it to be extreme
sound financial advice, so I thanked them

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for that. That's really funny,
and that is your comedy news for today.

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My voice is shot. I recorded
Sunday and Monday back to back.

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That half ass triumph impression killing me. Don't do a triumph impression. You'll

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destroy your voice. See tomorrow