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I don't know we know anything else
about the Cowboys. I wouldn't say yesterday

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was a learning day, Danny.
It just kind of happened. The game

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was just kind of played and they
won, and that's cool. They would

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buy a lot kicked ass. But
I don't think I know anything. Kavanaugh

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likes to ask me when I use
a big word, he'll go, Okay,

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I don't know what that means.
And this might fall under that column.

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But that was an arduous watch.
I really want boring. Oh my,

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I picked the wrong game to nap
through. Man, there is something

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pretty awesome when your team is playing
the late the late day game the three,

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and uh, you start your NFL
day at noon. And by the

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way, I did not. I
did not take in the Toy Story game.

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I completely forgot about it. And
I had Malcolm all morning yesterday.

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Okay, I did see some video
of it, and I can't wait to

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compare our notes. It's pretty while
what we did see. But when you're

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kind of starting your NFL day at
noon and you're watching and it just gets

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to be halftime, and here's the
halftime report with I don't know JB and

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Bill Cower and whoever else, they're
running in there, and the sleepy feeling

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kind of takes over because it's kind
of boring and it's just dudes at a

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table, nine dudes at a table, and you fall asleep, and the

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next thing you know, you wake
up to the end of the noon game

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to you know, play by play
happening that's not really important, and then

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you realize, crap, I got
a little hour nap in and my game's

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about to start twenty minutes walk the
dog, make some tacos, and sit

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down with your notepad, and I'm
all excited about Cowboys Patriots and boy,

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after I don't know seven minutes of
game clock, I'm like, okay,

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let's go. That's why I said
I picked the wrong game to nap through.

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Yeah, I mean, thirty eight
to three isn't exactly moving a lot

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of needles, although there are always
things that are funny to watch for That's

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why I like having those in Dingo's
Morning News at eight thirty on Mondays.

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I've got a few the pullout edition
rather than the Leaven edition, and the

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Leaven Edition will get you in trouble. Yeah, the not soaking Edition.

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I don't know why it didn't have
to happen. It did. Mike's Roy's

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not here today. Let's introduce ourselves
because people, we get new listeners all

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the time. Every time n crack
the mic open Danny, there's a new

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listener, at least one. Maybe
there's a hundred new ones. Others.

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Probably I'm Kevin Turner. People call
me Katie and I've been around Kevin.

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That's Danny Bayliss. Good morning.
People call me dingu Yeah. People got

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dingo. That's a whole other story. We'll reset that one day, Yeah,

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one day. Yeah. Mike's Roy
normally with us every morning at six

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am, because we do start at
six am. Tell your friends, phone

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and neighbor, wake the kids because
it's going on every week day at six

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am. He's not here today.
Sweet Mikey Serroy decided to take in a

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road game of his favorite team.
He's a Miami Dolphins nut, and he

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decided to be a good idea to
travel to Buffalo Yeah and uh go see

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his sainted Dolphins take on the Bills. And he needed two travel days,

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a bucket list event for those afcast
types. Yes, but he needed two

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days to recuperate from whatever damage he
did to his body from upstate New York

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or Western New York craft beer and
wings and that is beef on wet of

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it is. Colon is not a
good place to die. So he'll be

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back with us Wednesday. He texted
us last night, real sweet, he

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said, just drunk, a little
junkie and feeling bad about missing tomorrow.

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I was like, use your vacation
days whenever you get them, use them.

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So yeah, he'll be back Wednesday. So me and Katie you are

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going to drive this g damn ship
all the way to ten am. Hopefully

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we got JJ on the board producing
and technical directing in that way that she

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does. We love you very much, JJ. Glad you're here. Do

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you have a good NFL Sunday?
I did? It was cool. I

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didn't get to see all of the
toy story though, either. I saw

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clips though it was pretty funny.
Yeah, you don't need to watch the

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whole thing, especially when it's a
bad game like Falcons and Jags weren't exactly

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bringing it. No, you kind
of need animation to put eyes on that

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game, especially when it's an early
ass games they're playing. I don't know

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where'd they play eight thirty and nine
Our Time? Nine Our Time? So

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it was eight thirty because they have
to They want to make sure it's done

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by noon, so they start eight
thirty. I don't even know what's stadium

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they were playing it over there,
So it's either Wembley or Tattenham, okay,

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because Jacksonville staying over there because they
have the bills next week right now.

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Know that game's in Tottenham. Okay, So it was Wimbley yesterday,

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Okay, cool, I think missed
all of that. I've never been to

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Europe. I don't know. Man
missed a wonderful teaching opportunity for my son,

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yeah about football, which you know
what he doesn't need because he was

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with his mom last night and she
sent me pictures and videos of my two

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and a half year old kid sitting
on the couch under a blanket, eating

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a cacadia, just watching football.
She goes, he's been sitting here for

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the entire first half watching the game. The fact that you got him to

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sit still for an hour and a
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some human car crashes, unless dude, some cool one handed grabs some nice

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commercials mixed in about Fox's fall schedule, Yeah, unless it's unless it's an

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hour long compilation video of garbage trucks
picking up trash. It's hard to get

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that kid to sit still for anything. Speaking of which, real quick,

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I wanted to hit this piece of
audio. So we do this thing called

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Picks with Glenn's every week, and
for whatever reason, somebody had the idea

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to include my two and a half
year old son, Malcolm into Picks,

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and I believe he's I think he
evened it up this week. I think

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he's back to four and four.
I'm glad, yes, Danny, because

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I haven't done the math on this
yet. Yeah, he picked the Bills

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and he picked the Cowboys, both
games which he won, and so that

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brings him back to four and four, I believe, which he and I

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were both stuck at two and four
going into week four. But so I'll

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record him making his picks. But
I had some outtake audio that I'd forgotten

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about, and I was going through
my voice recordings on my phone yesterday I

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was like, oh crap, I'm
want to play this for Katie on Monday.

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See if you catch this reference,
and if you do, maybe you

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can explain to our audience what his
reference is. All right? Ready here

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at three two one Bean Snappers.
Okay, one day you and I will

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take a trip up north and we'll
go to bean Snappers. How's that all

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right, Beal? I would hack
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bump, good job. Yep,
yep. He wants to go to bean

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Snappers because I don't know why he
heard me referencing it or I said it

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in front of him, and that's
how he just out of the blue.

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I just you know, at the
end of that when I got our picks,

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he said, Snapper, it's amazing
what they remember. I want to

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go to bean Snappers, the famous
Appleton Strip Club Appleton, Wisconsin Strip Club,

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bean Snappers, and he wants to
go to their kids. Kid's got

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a dream right that in garbage trucks
and now maybe a little football. That's

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the American dream right there, the
big theory. Yeah, he's adorable.

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I am. I want to go
to bean Snappers. Said nobody ever to

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teach him what bean snappers is?
That's your next thing? When do you

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do that when you're when he's thirteen? Yeah, gonna are you gonna have

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to talk? How's that? Gonna
let him figure it out on his own?

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What's no? No, no,
No, the talk will probably happen

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probably, I don't know, around
the age eight, like third grade.

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I'm thinking it's probably a good time
to break the seal on that we're talking

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to Julie about this. Julie Dobbs
from the Speakeasy, you can hear two

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to six pm with Jeff Kavana on
Mike Reiner and Groups. Today. TC

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Flemming will be in with the speak
Speakeasy. I'm telling Julie it's like,

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if you're gonna have to talk,
you should probably do it sooner than you

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think, because it's not like when
we were growing up. All the stuff

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that you need to know about when
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to them, way easier than it
was for us. I mean, I'm

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thirty five and I'm one of the
younger people on this station, but I'm

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still from an era of chasing down
nudy magazines. You know. I'm so,

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I'm not from the era of free
online porn. Yeah, he didn't

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grow up your entire life with having
zero memories of a world without the Still

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remember you can still remember a life
before easily accessible content online. I wasn't

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telling her to go have the talk
today. But I was like, like,

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he's talking about her oldest son.
He's like, if he's eight or

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nine, you probably got about two
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that because he's learning from someone,
isn't it the dad stuff? Though I

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don't think that's hers. Oh yeah, I mean technically yeah, I mean

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technically for boys and dad and for
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in this world we live in now, it's transferable, you can, you

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know. I don't know if I'll
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air with me at the time,
but I would tell Kelly that her husband

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while playing golf, I would I
would say that to his face as well,

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there's gotta be an age there,
or just don't have the talk.

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I mean, I think that's fine
too. I think that's completely wrong.

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Need the talk talk. I did, and if I remember correctly, I

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was probably about nine years old and
my dad tried to give me some information

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and I retained it because it's shocking
when your dad brings that type of content

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up with you and your little kid. You you remember all of it,

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and I remember, and I don't
even repeat it on the air, But

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he told me the information he gave
me was wrong, like as far as

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things go, like, I don't
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that doesn't track at all, none
of it. But he was trying to

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like say it in layman's terms for
a kid to understand. And yeah,

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his anatomy. He didn't have a
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I'll just put it that way.
Well, we've learned a lot,

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you know. He also from an
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free internet porn there for you.
I don't know. The Rangers made

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the playoffs, Danny. We're gonna
get into that at six somehow. The

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Rangers always find a way to make
things very rangery, and I wish there

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was a better way to explain it. There's really not a franchise like the

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Rangers. They're just incredible in the
way that they can f something up.

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And I don't know, I've got
hot Ranger takes on a day we should

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be celebrating that they're making the playoffs. I kind of want to rip them.

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Okay, So we kind of knew
what what they needed to do to

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put themselves in the best position that
they possibly could, and there was the

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very bare minimum that they could do
to just make the playoffs. All they

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had to do was one click above
the bare minimum to change their playoff landscape

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to a pretty important degree in a
week off. And they just did the

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absolute bare minimum that they had to
do to make the playoffs. Right,

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they nearly messed it up. Yeah, they did the bare minimum and then

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celebrated and then didn't show up to
work on Sunday. I'm we'll save it

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for six thirty. But the Rangers
always find a way to make something exciting,

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another way to punch you in the
nuts or gut if you don't have

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nuts. They just it's just it's
the Ranger way it is. And it's

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an awesome season and it's fun.
It's funny to have these conversations with Mikey

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in the room because even though he's
been in this city for a pretty long

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time, there is just something about
growing up with this team and being a

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fan of this team for me dating
back to the late seventies, but the

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eighties and all of that that that
meant ye the nineties where they you know,

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started making the playoffs a little bit, but just the first round exits,

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the one playoff win in three playoff
series and all of them against the

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Yankees, and just the way they
kind of it's the way they lose.

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There's something to that, and it's
so creative and it's so silly sometimes that

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even when they do something positive,
which look making the playoffs for the first

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time about six seven years, we
should be in here very very excited.

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Yeah, it's cool, but just
the way they do it, it's like,

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could you do if they had done
any less, If the Rangers had

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done this much less, they wouldn't
have made the playoffs. Yeah, were

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all they had to do was this
much more and they have a week off.

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I don't feel like I should have
to bow down to them because they

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made the playoffs, when if they're
just not historically the worst bullpen in MLB

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history, then yeah, they probably
won a hundred games and are the home

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they have. Like, we'll get
into it. It's seven. We'll get

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some more Cowboys stuff going on.
We'll chat a little more in detail about

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the game a little bit, and
if there's anything we can decipher from it.

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I know a couple of things that
they do make a little sense.

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Seven thirty scuttle but this celebrity kidnapped
her son, plus a big finding in

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a garage. I'll tell you what
that was. Wow. Yeah, seven

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thirty, Big Time eight o'clock three
For all, we did three cowboys predictions

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you heard Malcolm a little bit earlier, or three uh scorching hot cowboys predictions

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from Friday though that Siroy, Danny
and I did well. See if we

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hit on any of those as we
watched these things throughout the day. Dinger's

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Morning News eight thirty special pullout edition
and one includes Bill Belichick's boobies and uh

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at nine toy story Taylor Swift,
a lot of weird NFL Week four stuff

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and that's some funny audio to go
with that as well. So it should

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be a pretty fun fun show.
I have a you know jjjo at the

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weekend crap intro. It's a fun
song. I'd like to hear it some

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crap about it's reef, I can
your voice goes high at the end there,

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Thank you. So I wrecked my
body clot completely, which is not

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a great idea for a guy with
the chronic sleep disorder and morning show job.

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You sacrificed your body to uh to
be able to report. Yeah on

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golf. I like to call it
golf because some people hate golf and then

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mix them. Go Nope, Ryder
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Ryder Cup, which I find incredibly
bizarre. It's weird, but whatever.

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You know, you're a weird dude. We're all weird people. I just

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love the format and I love the
taunting of each other. There's so much

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petty bs. Okay, was it
worth it? Yeah? I mean,

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look, because we walked out of
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holy nuts, the US and A
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for me to come in here this
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on't as bad as uh, we
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In fact, the US made it
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didn't watch any of it. I
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sorry. The one thing that I
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formerly known as Twitter, of Rory
McElroy yelling at somebody which appeared to be

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in a parking lot. Yeah,
that was weird. I don't And I

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texted you, I go, why
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actually a lot here. This is
good. I'm god. You're asking these

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questions because that's important. That's part
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oh one follow up. You don't
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Ryder Cup with golfers. I mean, I'll see like NASCAR type things with

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golfers in general, but this is
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you bumped me when I was going
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So last night was the first night
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my own bed, and it wasn't
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am. So I went to Electric
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the way, so that was kind
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Valentine of Electric six is battling.
He's battling a bit of a cold.

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He think I need to see a
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deer a bit beyond the forehead.
I thought that was funny. A deer

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bid him on the forehead. So
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has. I think he spitting into
the audience with his growley Growley approached to

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singing, fired spit particles across the
audience, and Kat showed up to day

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a Tad under the weather by the
way, a couple of new band members,

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Clown Loudman and new bass player Rex
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course with her best flavorings. He
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where would but I was kind of
it's always kind of fun to get in

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a show low and just he never
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home? He said, you know
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snacks. So I stopped at a
QT, just went in, got my

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snacks, and we sat there on
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whole damn thing, Like one thirty
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just me and my snacks. Yeah, one thirty five and I wasn't feeling

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great, so I wasn't drinking either. I wasn't like drunken guy or you

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know, can be in a haze
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fighting off some post nasal drip and
I was sitting there, went thirty five

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until the Colorado game started. Eleven
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Yeah, and then I slept quite
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mid afternoon college football games, and
I turned the Rangers on and so I

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was like, I watched the Rangers
cool, and this is and this is

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on Saturday. And then I went
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because Sunday singles and I knew it
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up to go about four am to
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this is great and altough the Twitch
story game on the small TV. We're

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good. But at three thirty five
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post nasal drip, I said,
you know what, I'm gonna need to

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go get some snacks. Went back
to the QT right down the street on

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flipino chi crunchy cheese. It's actually
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a part of I got two.
Would you get it? Cherry vanilla diet

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dr peppers made me feel so good. I don't know. One just didn't

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feel like it would be enough,
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So I've got it from later in
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it, and I watched the whole
damn thing and we lost sixteen and a

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half to eleven and a half.
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Now, the controversy with the hat
and why Rory was yelling Patrick Cantlay

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is a golfer with a terrible name
for America, and he wasn't wearing a

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hat and why because it was covered
in spaghetti. It was not covered in

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the wrong guy. I don't think
any of our Ryder Cup picks came game

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true either. Back to the point
that I didn't care to pull the audio,

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was like whatever, but he So
there was an article that got out

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that says he wasn't weren't because he's
like, didn't support the fact if he's

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not getting paid for the Ryder Cup, he's not gonna wear a sponsors hat,

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which turns out to line it's not
true. Okay, it's just it's

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just made up. But whatever.
So all the European crowd, and it's

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in Rome, all the European fans, and there's a way more European fans

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are than American fans. Every time
he's about to hit a shot or hit

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a putt, they're all taking their
hats off and are waving their hats at

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the crowd. One whole eighteen of
his last match, and American needs it

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to get some of this is on
Friday. Okay, he drains it,

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Okay, gets pumped up, does
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But his caddy is Tiger Woods caddy, John Lacava and John Lacava. So

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after can't Lay makes his putt,
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it's a tie. If Rory misses
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point. Well, while Rory's doing
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If you're a caddy, you're on
the course. You shouldn't be messed

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around. He takes his hat off
and he's shaking his hat, which is

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like almost like to say, oh, you're gonna do that us. He's

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taking apart. He's taking part of
these like crowd festivities, which you shouldn't

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do probably, And Rory got pissed
is before he hit his putt. And

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Rory got pissed so pissed at can't
lay his caddy, Yes, and went

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and he tried to confront him,
to confront the caddy, not Patrick,

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Yeah, not Patrick, Okay,
the caddy off the course. He went

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to confront him too. Well,
somebody had their phone out and documented it

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and put it on Twitter. Rory's
wife is going, Rory get back in

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the car. Was he really get
back in the car. You can't hear

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her, but you can tell.
Is this the same galley smashed through the

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coffee table? Wait? What?
Nothing? That's Dustin Johnson and Paulina Right,

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well, this is a Rory story. You remember that rumor? Wa

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he went back in the day where
it was he was shagging some broad on

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a glass coffee table and ended up
cutting himself. And I thought that was

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Dustin Johnson. I thought that.
I thought it was Rory. Okay,

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hold on right now, it's gonna
take you forever. You're not good at

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the internet. You know what,
you didn't grow up with the internet.

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I'll find out and we'll be sure
that we tracked. Yep, oh my

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god, that was ten years ago. Yeah. Was this Caroline Wosniac,

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the old tennis player. I don't
remember. I just remember that rumor flow

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around about what dogs all of the
PGA tour dudes were, and Tiger wasn't

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the only one that's you know,
acting out in that way, and then

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that story kind of surface, But
it was all rumor right there, There

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wasn't anything real about it as far
as I don't know actually count something happened

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where you doing fun sick stuff on
a glass coffee Gosh, I bet that

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is that? Is that? Right? Is that we're getting multiple sources you're

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tracking this and it does seem like
he absolutely was doing that on it and

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then cut. Yeah, you're right. Gosh, there's a diagram of it

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that. It's incredible. How did
you miss that, golf man? I

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don't know. Man, maybe ten
years ago I just didn't care as much,

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you know, Yeah, but you
still would have cared about the selacious

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aspect of it. Ten years ago
I was out on on on coffee tables.

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Well, oh that's been we lost
you. You're smoked us. Well,

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I hope you had a good weekend. Are What are you gonna do

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to catch up on your sleep?
Oh? Crap or late. I'm gonna

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do my blood work today after the
show, lab tested tomorrow, get my

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wisdom teeth pulled. It's gonna be
a great week. Hey, hey Rangers,

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why why do you do this to
us? Next on ninety seven one, The Freak