Mmm, Hello, this is Laura Kane after Dark, the podcast for the
people UD apologetically, unfiltered and fun. What else can we say? You
real talk, real fun, yeah, and real good, real damn good.
Thank you for checking us out for the first time. If you're doing
that, thank you for coming back if you're watching again. We really truly
appreciate that. That is really awesome. I'm Laura Kane. This is my
best friend Eric rimmer Hill, and we have a producer. His name is
Brian. He's right over here. Hi, Brian. We had a little
family outing. We did our first real family outing on Friday afternoon. It
was we are such a cute family. We really are a cute family,
and obviously people thought he was our son. Like you and I were together.
It looked like a grandfather taking us two kids to see a scary movie.
Maybe I'm the mother now it looked like a grandfather taking his daughter and
her son. Yeah. That was worse than I was picturing it in my
head. I know, I was wondering what people were thinking when they saw
us all together. If they were thinking anything, I don't know. Look
at that, They're gonna that grandfather's gonna have a stroke. In there.
When I got there, I walked in, They're like, Hi, can
I help you? I was like, I'm just waiting for my parents.
I'm kidding. I didn't say that. I wouldn't have cared if you said
that. I think that's cute. All Right, we all saw a movie.
What did we think? What happened during the movie. We'll tell you
after we talk about well, is this going to be good? Okay,
it's gonna be I know, because he freaked me out. He started,
Okay, let's do it. Is this podcast episode going to be epic?
Yes? Oh see boo? Yeah, there we go. Glad we had
glad. We asked him. I feel better about this, I really do.
Yeah. I was a little worried about it's gonna be a real I
know. I am very very excited. I am too. Yeah. Great,
I love mister Predicto. I do too. Okay, before we start,
before we do our little host chat and we talk about our family outing,
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is on a did I tell you? He's on a business trip? So
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you, Jay Wertzler. Okay, okay. So we all went on Friday.
Yes, and we went to the lot which I love in Liberty Station.
Yes. And Eric made sure to make some purchases before the movie.
Yes. And what was your favorite part about the beginning watching Daddy pay?
Oh, Daddy paid for the tickets. That was awesome. The best part
was is that Eric didn't tell me he was paying. Laura told me he
was paying for She's like, he know Eric's paying for you? Does Eric
know that slight way is there? I don't know if he did or not,
but he did Daddy. Daddy loves his family. He does, he
does, he does. But Eric made sure we had some drinks and some
candies. I'm sure that my loved ones were taken care of the old day
entire rotisserie chicken out of his purse. I did, out of my purse.
I had to sneak everything under my purse. Oh yeah, and then
I transferred it to my Gucci bag and then oh that's right. Eric doesn't
have a purse. Come on there, I know, I know. We
did buy some things there though, like, oh my god, they're caramel
popcorn to die for loved it was really good. Okay, so we saw
Evil Dead Rise, which mostly Brian and Eric were excited to see. I
was because I remember the original Evil Dead and thinking it was it was funny.
Well, yeah, these are not alike that much. They're very much
not alike. In fact, I probably watched one fourth of the movie.
I was there almost the whole time, but I kept my eye my hands
over my eyes because there were so many evil demon puking scenes. Oh it
was there was only one, No, there were like three, yeah,
and they were good ones. They were good. Yeah. Well I don't
know. Would she get the guy's face and pulled his eyeball out and then
spit and I landed and the other guys. That movie was that was pretty
insane. It was insane. It was like so intense. I couldn't watch
half of it, and then I had to get up halfway through it and
take a break. So I went to the bathroom, like I did.
I was scrolling on Instagram just trying to like get my mind straight again because
it was messing with me. I knew you guys were like loving it.
It was a very good movie. I turned into one of those people that
I don't like in the movies where I was like, like, yell out,
oh, I know, how do you feel about that us being vocal?
Oh? I mean okay, if you guys were strangers, it would
it pissed. It pissed me off. Since we were all there together,
I thought it was funny and it was. It was entertained to see and
it was a good thing that there wasn't a lot of people in the theater
or I was because I screamed like out loud. That made me laugh.
She started, Yeah, when that scene came on, you started screaming.
That was funny. And then Eric, especially the very Eric oh no,
uh no, no no. I was like it, would you ever go
to the movies with us again? Okay? Oh see? Good? Well
a A D plus those were the greats we gave the movie. I loved
it. It was good. Also. I thought the sound was great.
I thought that it was a little loud for me at some point. Yeah,
it was. I like loud movies, but that was really loud,
and it was really loud. Anyway, not for everybody, but if it
definitely wasn't for everybody. Yeah, if you liked the original Evil Dead but
wanted it cranked up to eleven, then because the remake, which is the
one that you and I saw a couple of years ago, was good,
that one's pretty gory too. It was really gory. I have no recollection
of I don't remember it at all, but I'm if you're saying that we
thought it was good, then it was probably. Yes, we went and
saw it together. Okay, thank you. This one is more like the
remake than the original. Oh yeah, it was like I like the callbacks
to the original, though there were some good callbacks to it. Yeah,
there were some good ones. Okay, before we get we have a game
tonight. It's called the Fashion's Game. Oh boy, before we do that,
Laura playing the entire time by yourself. No, no, no,
we all take a turn, Betty, we all take a turn. I
want I have a question that I just want to run by the room because
I'm interested. I'll start with Brian. Okay, and I want you to
be completely honest and thorough. Maybe when you leave here and you are starting
to get ready for bed, what is your routine? What do you do?
What are you the things that you do before you get actually into the
covers? Um? Well, I brush my teeth and because I am not
a single bachelor anymore, I now wash my face where I go to bed
because it's good, it's very good, taking care of it while it's still
young. Yep. And then I take my pants off get into bed.
Because you're a boxers and T shirt sleeper. Yeah I wasn't always, but
I am. Now do you watch TV before bed? Do you read or
just go right to bed? Um? I don't. I don't have a
TV in my room anymore. I used to, um, but then I
got a bigger TV announced in my living room. So yeah, I watched
TV before a bed a long times. But once you get into bed,
you're there to sleep. I'll probably sit on my phone for a couple of
minutes. But it also it depends on what time it is. Okay,
for most part, I just get in bed to go to sleep. See.
I find this that's incredibly interesting. I just love what people different people
do. Now, Eric, you just get home from work, you're tired,
you put all your stuff down. Now it's time to start winding down
to go to bed? What do you do? I floss, I brush
my teeth, I put on my serums and my moisturizer. How how much
many steps is that? Do you think? Uh? Depending on the night.
Yeah, sometimes it's one, Okay, sometimes it could be four.
Okay, I love it. And then what? Uh? And then I
take off all my clothes? Well, usually all my clothes are already off.
Yeah. How long are you naked before you go to bed? Oh?
Most of the evening? Are you cooking naked? All right? Doesn't
want any splashing oil to land on? No? All right? Okay?
Um? And then I will either read or I'll watch a little TV.
Okay, when does the bath happen? Um? Ere? It takes a
very thorough Are you an evening father or a morning bather or both? I
am both. He has a pillow, He has a good bath I do.
I have a good bathtub, and I have a good pillow. Don't
you have one of those things that go across to you where you can put
your book on it? I do not have one of those. You need
one of those? I know what are you reading in the bath? I
usually read a biography? Okay? Yes, he spends a lot of time.
I was expecting like a Nickel romance novel. But that's cool. No,
I usually read biographies. He's been rereading fifty Great for last six years
now. Me, I get into my sweatpants, my sweat socks, usually
a sweatshirt because I'm always cold. It sounds like you're sweating not I get
so cold. I have to sleep in that kind of thing. But then
I do my facial routine, which takes it's about nineteen steps. I give
myself about two face masks, one that you have to wash off and one
that is the kind that you put on, that's the actual one. Enough,
I have to do two because I love it so much. And I
also do my under my eyes too. I'm giving you some that I got
from La Joia Cosmetic. You're gonna die. What under eye patches? Just
wait, that's beside the point, Oh my god. And then I get
into bed and I either watch my shows or I put in my headphones and
I go onto YouTube and I listen to my manifestations soleep things. And also
also I've been listening to you positive things to listen to you as you fall
asleep. Hey, what does that sound like? Well, it's just like
it's affirmations, it's like happy thoughts, and it's supposed to make your next
day brighter. Hey, I had a great idea just now, what what
if Brian and I recorded a track that was like four hours long and it
was just our voices over and overgoing, Lauria, you're beautiful, Laura,
You're But then like an hour in it's like it gets really sexual and then
throw up noises and yeah yeah, once I'm like, well they say you're
subconscious, is what really listens when it gets when I start getting to sleep,
then you start doing horrible things. Yeah, they were like she wakes
up for like two am because all of sudden the tracks like and it's like
you are a horrible person. You're so old, it's goin to be awful
to get a health plans too high. Okay, so that was my fun
question. Oh I forgot to tell you guys something amazing that I did on
a whim on Friday nights. Okay. Anytime you say you did something,
oh no, yeah, normally it's mixed results. I don't even know that
I want to hear this. I was feeling stressed, I was feeling sore,
I was feeling like I wanted to treat myself to some kind of relaxing
thing, like a bag of gummy bears. No more. Still still wow,
since finding that tooth in there, since my tooth came out because my
teeth are no, not yet, but I stopped. There's still a hole
back there. Yeah, oh no, I don't want to see it anyway.
So I decided to call Cascade Spa, which is on Fifth Avenue.
No no, but let me tell you priorities, Brian. I'm in a
post a video about it soon on Instagram, but I still have to get
it together because it blew my mind. It doesn't look like much from the
outside that you walk into this place, and that ceilings are so high,
and there's decorations everywhere. It's all Asian inspired and it's all these different rooms
and that's so beautiful. I had a scrub. I had a massage where
I felt like that woman was in tune with my body. Best massage I
ever got. I had tea. They served you tea between your little things,
and then I got to sit in an infrared room and then a sauna,
and afterward I felt like I was in another world. It was great.
And the whole thing was about I think I wanted to say one hundred
and sixty, but one eighty with a tim Is this one of those things
where like everyone's naked. No, actually they want you to put the towel
around you. It's more No, it's not the one where you walk around
everybody's like people liked their towels, flashing everything everything. There weren't that many
people in there that late at night because we went around like eight o'clock,
so that wasn't a problem. I don't at all see late does this place
open? I think it's almost like eleven? What? Nothing? Good?
Are you into this? Because I'll take you? What do you think?
Is this something you'd be interested in? A scrub? I would be interested
in the infrared? What about this scrub? Now? Why it makes your
skin feel like a baby's butt? I already myself. What about a massage?
I have my massage therapist. Why don't you do something different? Oh
gosh, you're no fun? You sauna? Where to kill the vibe by
not going there? For anyway? It's Cascade Spots on Fifth Avenue. I
highly recommend it, all right? Is that it's right across from number one
the bar number one right across from flashbacks. It's like it's right next to
um Buffalo Exchange. Yes, I know where you're talking about. Oh my
god, where I put the game? Oh no, okay, you guys
have to talk about something while I get the game. Okay, I know
what I'm going to talk about. God, I ran out of this.
Laura, you're I'm you're gonna need to buy some Have you been pooping on
a more regular basis now that you're how that happens? Yes, I ran
out of my sillium husk and it came in the mail yesterday. What is
it? Sillium husk P P S Y L L I U M husk.
It's our Amazon star. So you mix it with water and you take it
before you go to bed, and the next day you are fresh as a
daisy. Turn down there like out the rear end. Or yes, I
think I went to work work at nine this morning, and I had pooped
four times before I went to work, So it clears you out. Oh
yeah, so you're not clean as a daisy. In fact, you are.
Oh no, you're through the darkest before the dawn. Oh, it
was amazing. You had the cards where'd you deal with them? Is this
is this like cards against you? Mandy? She just had them? Oh,
Laura little, you know, it's so embarrassing. Thank you, thank
you. Intern Sam here. Oh lord, okay. So Marie, my
roommate, said to me that this would be a fun game for us to
play on the podcast. So I said, all right, let's do it.
Let me read you the little description first. Where's the other part of
it? Oh, it's right here. Oh no, Jesus God, get
together. Okay, okay, okay, now out how to play. You
take the cards out, You sort them into different piles. The first player
rolls the dice. Okay, the dice has on their career, relationship,
sex, family, um, money, you know, blah blah blah.
You roll the dice. If it lands on relationships, you pick a card
out of the relationship pile. And then it's a question and you have to
answer it. And now they say on here, if you feel uncomfortable answering
it, you can pass. But not in this game. Contrary, I
might not in this game. I'm nervous as all. Now here are the
rules. This game seems pretty cool. Each player should answer with real honesty.
If the game is to be played properly, it should have moments of
true sadness. Encountering the vulnerability of another person is one of the most helpful
things that can happen to us. It normalizes our own trouble and allows us
to understand the reality rather than the facade of others. Okay, no one
should be offended by anything that is said within these walls. Well, don't
say something out of pocket. And it said, well, it said,
depending on the players, you could leave the sex cards out, but we
ain't leaving the sex cards out. Great, okay, Okay, So here
are these are the different piles. This is the categories relationship, and this
is sex okay. And this is money, and this is career and finally
family. Okay. Now, Eric, you roll the dice first, and
then what you're gonna do is whatever it lands on. You pick one of
those cards. Family. Okay, Where's family? I think? Okay.
So now he has to answer the question that he picked in what ways might
you be liberated by your parents dying? Oh damn, that got really dark.
Well, because both my parents are deceased, phil liberation in any weird
way. The only thing that liberated me was I didn't travel at all when
my parents were sick, Um, because I was always afraid that I would
be gone and something would happen. So in in that, Um, that's
really the only liberating thing. I totally understand that. I get that,
and that's that's honest. That's all right. Brian kind of worried about what
the sexes will be. It's like, when's the last time you had ed?
Oh my god, you never know, Brian's I'm twenty two, I've
never had relationship. Okay, come pick a card. Okay, Now read
the question. What's especially endearing about your partner? Oh, I want to
hear this. Um. Okay, So my girlfriend Amber, I've been with
her for over three years now. Um, there's a lot of things in
hearing about her. And she's a very she's got a very I love her
personality. She's very upbeat and full of energy, and so she's just someone
who really lights up a room. Um, she has endless amounts of energy.
So she's she's like a little bunny almost, And that is something you
like because you're not You're not like that right at all? So does it
does it rub off on you a little bit? Um? I in some
ways. Yeah, I'm a little I'm definitely a little more not I wouldn't
say just lighthearted, but quirkier. I guess. Yeah, she's helping you.
Yeah sure, but yeah I love her. I love that. This
is what is this? You have to roll again? It's this little sunny
spot? What would that be? It's not money? All right? I'll
do sex, all right, I'll do sex. Oh god, how dry?
I'm getting help with that? Oh tm, Lord, look, I'm
of the age. It happens. Let's be honest. Okay, somebody was
in there yesterday pulling out all the tumble weeds. Shut up some skeletons in
that closet. Oh my god, the closet. All right? No,
oh no? What could be rather nice about anal sex? Something I don't
um enjoy? Maybe because I haven't experienced it with a professional. She did
that with her hands towards me, because I've heard that if you do it
the right way with some certain toys, that it can be very pleasurable.
But I have not. That has not happened to me. So wait,
but you have experimented with it, will say? I have done it all
of two times in my life. It was probably regarding a birthday. Right,
it was a fight. Far I gotten to a fight and then he
wanted to do it to me. Well, that was way too much information.
Wow, I'm just trying to I'm teeling very dirty, trying to break
down that means. It just means that he wanted to compower me, overpower
me. I don't know, kind of fight. They're like, well,
let might as well do anal No. I shouldn't have said that. That's
erase that. Okay, we'll edit that out. O god relationships, oh
sex, okay, oh yeah, baby, come oh no, if you
had to leave your current orientation to have a gay straight encounter, what would
you want your lover to be? Like? So if I had right,
yeah, um, good personality, big old boobs, big boobs, blonde
hair file. I'm sorry you didn't be all the criteria. Maybe next time,
you know, i'd totally oh, I know, we would totally be
doing it totally, but you'd have to do only anal no professional Okay,
okay, Ryan, take well, Okay, I'll roll for you and then
we'll do one around career. Oh oh right here, if left alone in
a hotel room on a work trip, what's the is that? So what's
the most disgusting, surprising, disgusting slash surprising thing you might do. I
don't even know how to answer that. Do you watch any of the naughty
movies? No? Do you sit around and maybe pleasure yourself because you're alone?
I mean, it's a normal thing. Something about the hotel room.
Just I go, Man, I gotta test out that bathroom. I don't
on a work trip, I probably would have bad Like Yeah, I don't
think I would do anything weird or I don't think he's even reached his weird
state yet. Not. Yeah, I probably once he turns thirty, he's
going to be out of control right in his thirties. Oh god, well
we'll try this again. Okay, yeah, and then my turn again.
Okay, one more round. Here we go. Oh, boy's pick anything.
I'm gonna se No, I picked sex. Would you, in general
prefer to punish or to be punished? Oh? You prefer to punish?
Yeah? I think so. Uh huh yeah, um, I could go
either way. Oh, she's dominant in real life, likes the idea of
being submissive. Maybe I wouldn't be mad at that, king I could I
could maybe enjoy that, but with a professional though, yeah with a professional.
Oh, I kind of would want to be punished because I was a
bad girl in your in your schoolgirl out. I was a really bad girl
today. I need to be spak I want to hear career go back,
I know, poor Brian. Okay, career okay, Oh yeah, baby,
who at the office would you quite happily see the back of? Who?
Who at the office? Would you quite happily see the back of?
Who has the nicest ass? Basic? Oh? Is that what it's saying?
Yeah, like love to see or I hate to see you leave,
love to love to watch you walk away or whatever it is. Anybody have
a really great body that you admire at work when they walk away? Sure
yours? That is a plussy answer. I'm just gonna go ahead because I
know it's probably embarrassing to say. Oh, let that one slide, Brian,
here we go. Oh you get the fun one which means sex.
Oh boy. Oh no, we've changed the rules on that one. Oh,
here we go. Oh no, what I don't know if I can
I can actually answer this on air. Well, let's see, I don't
even know if I have an answer for this. Who is the most unlikely
or unusual person. You've masturbated too, Now, let's be honest. Yeah,
that's a yeah. I want to hear everyone. Men straight men like
to look, visualize and see a beautiful body, beautiful boobs or whatever,
but to ejaculate too. Oh really, Oh god, let me let me
write this down. Bryan. You know what I'm saying. So you're not
that, you're not out of ordinary. This is just like this is a
normal thing. Well, I'm just like, I don't know what like is.
I'm sure they're looking for people who have extreme weird kinks or something.
I just like you just you're you're the basic. Yeah, I guess you
do the basics. I mean, I'm curious what everyone else's answer would be.
But like, well, you were never aroused by like sherry and lamb
chop or anything like, No, it was Do you think he even knows
who that is? Probably not by myself, by like one hundred and fifty
years. How about this like one of the muppets? Like is that one
of the Titanics? Oh my god? I see. Women don't need visualizing.
We do it in our head. But you know it gets me off
in your head. Another woman, if I if I'm in sometimes if I
because that gets me excited, not not because I want to do that with
another woman. Are you saying, no, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that seeing girls make out because they're beautiful, women's bodies are beautiful,
and seeing them together as a soft, pretty thing, and I think
that is sexy. I'm not saying that that's what I want to do,
but I like at you it does Huh. I don't I feel the same
way about watching two men. I'm sure you do. I like how she
announced it as it was the straightest thing ever, getting off to two and
she's like, it's completely straight, you know. I. I want you
to comment on this episode. If you are a woman who thinks like me,
I know you're out there. I don't. I don't know they are
out there. They're called lesbians. In fact, there's so many of them
we gave them a name. Oh my god. We have a month that
they get to be part of. This game is called the Confessions Game.
It's something that you'd be interested. Laura confessed to being sexual. Oh all
right, family, and I didn't put that one away yet. When you
look at a picture of your mom or dad, aged twenty. Do you
find them a bit attractive? Oh? That should have under the sex one,
she says. My dad was so Your dad was very handsome. He
looks just like Charlie. Yeah, he was beautiful. My mom was so
hot. She had this beautiful, bright red hair, and she had this
waist that was a size twenty four and her body went like this, and
together they were the most beautiful couple. So, oh yeah, my parents
rocked it. Your mom's very attractive. She's beautiful still, anyway, find
anything wrong with that? Um? Yeah, that was a little weird,
but that's fine. I love this game. Marie said that we should play
this on the body was so suggest I really love when we talk about an
oh me too? Why do you love that? It really just it really
stretches my perception if you get yeah, and that wasn't that was gross?
Okay, okay. So here are two ideas that we are floating around as
we close the podcast. Producer Brian Believe it or Not has been with us
for almost a year at the end of this month, and we have something
for him, and we think we should have a little h party in my
house again, like another live audience house party. It's gonna be Brian party
bag. Yeah, like a purse party. That would be so fun.
Oh my god. No, we're gonna have a normal party. But but
get ready for that. It's going to be toward the end of May.
We will announce a proper date. Oh wait, do you have a proper
date. We talked about this before the podcast. We'll edit that part out
to you is so it's so pretty. If I could cut that off and
stick it onto my head, I would do it. Oh my god,
don't you better sleep? She does. She goes, I was scared when
you say that. Scare me because you say like a crazy woman. You're
like, oh my god, Catherine, normal stuff. You say, you
say it in a crazy way. I know because I'm crazy a little bit.
And it's okay, okay, that's not something you want to admit,
like like, oh, how attractive were your parents? She's like they were
so I let thank you for the game. We played it and was awesome.
Thank you? Fine? Fine? Did you did you hear that Laura
was a lesbian? Oh? Stop, don't don't even listen to her.
Oh, come on, get out, get out. I don't know.
I'm I still don't think that's nothing. Oh my god, she's in the
nile about it. Now listen, we're getting off this topic eventually one day,
I guarantee, mark my words, listeners. Oh, speaking of Marie
Sinco de Mayo. Is Friday, and we're a celebrating at a Lotus restaurants.
Yes, go down the one an old Town and one an Escondido.
That's the full restaurant, the one in old Town. We've got your meach
a lot us. We've got your stuff potatoes, we've got your elotus,
and she has a bunch of other things and some beers and stuff cocktails.
So go down to Oldtown visit her at a Lotus Restaurants. It's fantastic teller.
We sent you. Yeah, tell her Laura Keane after Dark sent you.
That would be great. Laura. I love your Hispanic accent. But
I know it was really good. It was really it was good. It
was also a little painful, but it was good. Beyond that. What
what isn't painful? That felt like I was listening to a Pedro Almado vartop
it And then see what can I finish this? Oh? Yes, go
ahead. We just totally went off the rails. We will be doing this
podcast for four years. In August, that's our four year anniversary. We
were here in the beginning and we're still here, still here, and we're
going to have a party. We don't know where it's going to be at
yet, but it's going to be somewhere big where we can have a bunch
of people. We'll have we'll get more details, but that's in August.
So these are two parties coming up, so we'll get you more information.
You're going to have to pop out of the cake. I'm too old now,
both of us. We're both part of this thing. Okay, no
cakes popping out of cakes? Why, well, that's a strippers job.
We'll hire the stripper for that. We'll hire um, yeah, yeah,
I'll make okay, okay, oh boy, all right. Anyway, it's
time to end this thing. Thank you so much for watching and listening.
We always are so appreciative of you doing that. It really means a lot
to us and does. Our website is Laura Kane after dark dot com.
It's www dot Laura after dark dot com. You can find any guests that
we've had on that we've interviewed. We have their information up there and stuff
like that, so we would load if you check it out and love your
podcast, you know what what, I love you. Thank you, You're
welcome real quick. Also, I'm gonna make a poster that says Laura might
be bisexual and we'll put it in the background. Wow, we could just
do like scissoring. You just don't get it. I really think that is
the funniest thing. That's one of the funniest that's ever happened. Is you
casually admitted about all these like lesbian fantasies. You're like, no, it's
a straight thing. Straight. Here's where I wish we had phone calls so
women can call in and say she's not alone, that I do this too.
Hold on, hold on, what are you doing? Are you calling
googling? I'm not calling anyone the Ghostbusters, I'm just googling. Who could
we call it? Yes, women, I think there's a lot of women
that fantasize about other women. Let me think here, let me and I
totally think that there's a lot of straight duds that fantasized about other duds.
John, huh, Jody, Because is this something you routinely do or is
it just like when I'm like fantasizing. A lot of times it goes to
fantasizing about two women because that makes me excited. It's just in the act
of pleasuring oneself or just abstractly. It depends on what's happening, all right,
Like I don't want to talk about pleasuring it's not figer bang us interrupt
us. Oh there she is. Okay, here we go. Oh will
you put will you pop me up on the thing? Yes? Oh my
god, I hope this is connected. I'm going to call somebody. No,
you're not. This is like just to Okay, here we go.
I know I'm gonna I'm doing it right now. Hold on, Jody,
hold on. I'm trying to connect you. Stay with us. I have
a question for you that we may or may not want. No, I
just have to. I have to connect you to this um, to our
podcast system. So hold on. You are well No, she's not on
air right now, but you are about to be on air. And I
have a question for you because I knew you would answer to this for me.
Why isn't it coming up? Ran? Look again, I can't hear
you, but I but don't worry. I got you. Here we go.
We're gonna I'm gonna connect and connected. Okay, Jody, Hi,
Hi Hi, Okay. Now the guys are giving me extreme grief about this
thing that I admitted, and I want to know if this happens to you
as well. Okay, Okay. So sometimes when I'm fantasizing if I maybe
if I'm having sexual relations or maybe I'm by myself, a lot of times
I will think about two women being together because that excites me. That doesn't
mean that I'm a lesbian. It just means that that's the kind of thing
that excites me sometimes. What are your thoughts on that? So, say,
so you're saying that when you're having relations with someone, you're thinking about
two women sometimes. What Sometimes I'm just saying that there seeing two women together
excites me. It doesn't mean that I'm a lesbian. Definition of sexual attraction
because I think you just listen to Jody. She has a say, I
totally agree with you. I mean, one of my my daughter's best friends
as married to a woman and they're so hot that how can you not have
you? Wow, that's hot. Have you ever fantasized about two women?
No? But I had a dream that I had sex with Madonna. That
doesn't count, Jody, damn it. I thought you'd be with me here.
But let me and let me put this show there. If I have
never had I've never fantasized about having, you know, an encounter with a
man or about two men. But it different. I agree, it is
different, but I think in your scenario it might be hinting at something possibly
deeper. Do you think, oh my god, I don't think you're a
lesbian, but maybe somewhere in between. No, she's not. No,
I mean I have fun kissing girls. I think it's fun. What do
you think that I don't. I mean, I do think it's fun.
I mean I'm not totally making out with them, but just and I used
to do it with my my girlfriend to just turn my boyfriend on, right,
So I mean things like that, But I've never gone any further than
in thinking. No, no, further than that, all right, but
I mean I might Now you know you like Sean's Okay, I know,
I'm just kidding. Apologize to Eric's community. Jody, thank you for allowing
me to ask you that question. I knew I can come to you.
Oh, no problem. I'm sorry you didn't get the answer. You wanted.
But I mean, I totally understand where you're coming from. Thank you.
I don't think there's anything wrong, thank you at all. I think
it's healthy. I do too, There's nothing wrong with it. There was
anything wrong with it. Okay, no, it's healthy. It's definitely healthy.
Okay, off of her boys, Love you, Judy, bye o,
good bye. Okay, So I have someone that I'm going to call
about this topic. Yes, who imagine we were about to end the show?
We were we should end the show. This is good, this is
I'm doing the roadcaster now linking to it. Are you connected? I'm connecting
right now and we uh oh nope, you're not. Hold on, go
for it now. Okay, there we go. Okay, okay, Eric
connecting, I am calling. Oh god, Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, come
on hello, Hello, my darling, Hello, my darling. This is
this is our mystery guest. You don't know, you don't know who it
is, Laura. It's it's one of my dear friends. Have I've ever
met her? Yes? The context says Kim. Just from where I can
see, Hi, Kim, Kim, that's not too much of a mystery.
M Oh, my god, Kimberly, let me tell you something.
I love you so much, and I knew. I knew that Eric was
going to steal you from me. I knew it. No, yeah,
no it happened. No. No, I barely talked to him. No,
because I knew you guys would hit it off so well. I love
you, Kim. I just want to say, Eric didn't dial number.
He hit speed dial, so, oh my god, don't you're such a
liar. No, I'm not. We have a question for you, or
Eric has a question for you. So okay, No, you asked a
question, Laura. Okay, So we were playing this game and this came
out. I said, sometimes when I'm by myself and I'm maybe wanting to
pleasure myself, I think about which tickling libraries. I fantasize sometimes about two
women together because I think it's beautiful. That doesn't Oh my god, Actually
that is a good question, Kimberly, Do you do this too? Is
this like? Oh my god? We were just discussing the idea that what
Laura was describing it seemed like bisexuality, and there's nothing wrong with that.
It's just seemed like that's like were verbaed on what you might, And my
thought was, every woman thinks of two women together and it gets I think
I believe I believe that. I do believe that. I mean, I
don't think about that when I'm right, but I think that I believe every
woman has thought about it at one point in their life. I will say
that Laura Kim, I think tonight, with all this talk going on,
I think Laura's going to have a dream of you and I together. Oh
my god, that would be amazing, wouldn't that be? I know you
guys are going to be like best friends that you're gonna forget all about.
I'm you know what, I'm laying in bed with a pince nerve so I've
had it for like two days. Who I know? Yeah? Do you
need me to come over and rub it? No? I hope be thinking
if any of you where is it right under my shoulder blade? Oh?
I can get that out? That's what you said? Oh have you gone
to a seuse um? What you know? To work at the spa?
I worked at a sa Oh duh? Did you get what I had?
Yeah? Um, yeah the other day I did. And it's better now.
But it's just like pure tincause it's like right, you just feel like
right where it tensed. I don't know if that makes sense. Oh where
it is it's under your shoulder blade. They need to fan that shit out.
Well. I don't know if this is up your alley or anything,
but I've heard because I have a son who dabbles, but he says,
if you take CBD and THHC gummies, the kind that are like duel,
it helps me with pain so much and it doesn't make you high. We
saw what happened to do that night, Laura. We are not doing that
again. I would like that to be forgotten. Please, Kimberally, stop
bringing that up. But Laura, I'll see you on your birthday though I
know we're gonna have a girl's day at Tory the Lodge at dangerous for you
knowing what we now know about you. And then, kim remember the day
after Laura's birthday, I'm having lunch with you. So oh, let's go,
you guys, let's go. All right, guys, let me go.
But thank you for calling me. But no, lad, that's not
weird. And I think that I think every woman probably thinks that once their
lifetime. Thank you, Kimberally. Love you. That was a good call.
That was a good call. Thank you, okay said once in their
lifetime. I know I still didn't get it quite get it, but that's
okay. You might have to, you know, open to the idea of
that. Maybe maybe I need to look within and look at that spearment.
Right, you've tried men, now I'll try something between true and that hasn't
worked out for me so well, has it? Can you imagine me having
a girlfriend that would be really weird hot being weird kind of No, I
agree, it would be kind of weird. She'd like if if it,
if that ever happened, and like kind of guess started. I don't Oh,
I know what what? You like that? And lesbians like that kind
of lingus. Yes, I don't like. I don't know if I like
giving it. I've never really I've never given it. No, but you
like getting it? Yes? Well, that wasn't it. That was a
really emphatic Yeah. Let me say something right now. Please listen to this
podcast before anything else comes out. I got to stop before I talk anymore.
I need to shut my own mouth. I bet there are a lot
of women out there that would like to I don't want to talk about this
anymore. I get out of you. Done. Officially officially done. We've
gone on too long. Okay, all right, are you censoring me now?
I'm just gonna say this has been a great podcast, and I still
have some questions and some thoughts in the matter. But we'll leave it for
another time with it. Thank you, and we'll stop it for our family.
Yeah, that's definitely gonna resurface at some point. Save it. I
am done talking about it tonight because I need to not go there anymore because
it'll be a bad thing. I think it'll just I just need to calm
down. I need to stop. I just need to stop. Okay,
stop what this show? Right now? I don't even know what I'm thinking
right now, which means I need to stop the show. Thank you so
much for tuning into this mess. Oh my god. Anyway, we really
appreciate you so much. Love you, love you, love you, and
love your podcast. I love you, I love you, thank you,
and you know please er it'd be so fun if you were lost in the
podcast. Would be funny. Both of the hosts of this podcast. Where
stop and end the podcast? I would feel very out of place. You
could replace the brick wall with a Pride flag. Well, look, we
already have all these women out here because we know Eric is so aggressive about
Pride flag. Oh he loves rainbows not not yours. Oh my God,
love you, my sweet babies. I hope you weren't watching. Bye.