WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:52.200 Mmm, Hello, this is Laura Kane after Dark, the podcast for the 2 00:00:52.359 --> 00:01:00.359 people UD apologetically, unfiltered and fun. What else can we say? You 3 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:07.239 real talk, real fun, yeah, and real good, real damn good. 4 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:11.000 Thank you for checking us out for the first time. If you're doing 5 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:14.879 that, thank you for coming back if you're watching again. We really truly 6 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:19.200 appreciate that. That is really awesome. I'm Laura Kane. This is my 7 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:23.120 best friend Eric rimmer Hill, and we have a producer. His name is 8 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:29.000 Brian. He's right over here. Hi, Brian. We had a little 9 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:37.680 family outing. We did our first real family outing on Friday afternoon. It 10 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:41.280 was we are such a cute family. We really are a cute family, 11 00:01:41.439 --> 00:01:45.359 and obviously people thought he was our son. Like you and I were together. 12 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:49.159 It looked like a grandfather taking us two kids to see a scary movie. 13 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:55.000 Maybe I'm the mother now it looked like a grandfather taking his daughter and 14 00:01:55.120 --> 00:02:00.840 her son. Yeah. That was worse than I was picturing it in my 15 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:05.200 head. I know, I was wondering what people were thinking when they saw 16 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:07.959 us all together. If they were thinking anything, I don't know. Look 17 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.879 at that, They're gonna that grandfather's gonna have a stroke. In there. 18 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:14.039 When I got there, I walked in, They're like, Hi, can 19 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:15.639 I help you? I was like, I'm just waiting for my parents. 20 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:22.000 I'm kidding. I didn't say that. I wouldn't have cared if you said 21 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:24.039 that. I think that's cute. All Right, we all saw a movie. 22 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:29.120 What did we think? What happened during the movie. We'll tell you 23 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:34.879 after we talk about well, is this going to be good? Okay, 24 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:38.439 it's gonna be I know, because he freaked me out. He started, 25 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:43.159 Okay, let's do it. Is this podcast episode going to be epic? 26 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:53.479 Yes? Oh see boo? Yeah, there we go. Glad we had 27 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:57.479 glad. We asked him. I feel better about this, I really do. 28 00:02:57.599 --> 00:03:00.400 Yeah. I was a little worried about it's gonna be a real I 29 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:04.439 know. I am very very excited. I am too. Yeah. Great, 30 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.560 I love mister Predicto. I do too. Okay, before we start, 31 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:12.000 before we do our little host chat and we talk about our family outing, 32 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:15.639 we need to talk about our favorite guy, Jay Wertzler. Jay Wertzler 33 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:19.319 is on a did I tell you? He's on a business trip? So 34 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:22.319 someone fancy. I'm not going to tell you where because I probably shouldn't have 35 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:27.000 even said that much. But he's working while he's doing this. In fact, 36 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:31.080 a friend of ours just came into some money and I said to her, 37 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:36.680 the first thing I want you to do is call our friend Jay Wartzler. 38 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:39.240 Yes, even if you don't work with him, which I know she 39 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:44.120 will eventually, because he's that good. He will sit down with you and 40 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:49.280 answer all of your questions free of charge. Like I know that about him, 41 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:53.120 Like he wants to truly help people, like truly, so I he 42 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:55.360 was the first person I thought of, and she gave him a call. 43 00:03:55.439 --> 00:04:00.240 They had a conversation. I feel so good now about this money that she's 44 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:02.479 going to put it away and do good things with it because Jay now has 45 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:06.520 his hands in it, which is awesome. Jay is a certified financial analyst. 46 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:12.479 He's a divorce financial analyst, money manager, all around great guy. 47 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:16.120 He'd been doing this for thirty five years, managing other people's money. That's 48 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:20.600 right, yep. And his phone number is this eight five eight five five 49 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:27.319 two six nine six zero. Email is jayw at Capital Growth Inc. Dot 50 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:31.759 com. And there's a website, really, yes, there is. God, 51 00:04:31.839 --> 00:04:36.120 you get so excited when I talk about Jay's website. Can you do 52 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:44.839 it without the w's No, Oh www, dot Capitol growthink dot com. 53 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:48.040 How many ws are in front of that? Three? Oh? Www, 54 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:56.519 yes, www, Dot Capitol growthing dot com. Stop it. Dot com 55 00:04:56.560 --> 00:05:01.000 stands for company Actually stop spurning him. And Jay does have a company, 56 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:05.519 Capital Growth Inc. Okay, that's funny. That's on the that's his website 57 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:11.120 because www stands for Worldwide Web. Yes, and it is on the worldwide 58 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:16.279 Web. If you google www dot Capital Growth Inc. Dot Com. Jay, 59 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.600 Just so you know, steam is coming out of my ears. Okay, 60 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:23.160 I love you and I want to do the best thing possible. I 61 00:05:23.160 --> 00:05:28.279 love you too, Jay, And you know what that financial scams in two 62 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:32.160 twenty twenty three are becoming more sophisticated, so fraudster's methods to scam you are 63 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:36.079 becoming less obvious. They try to pull out the hard strings. Don't believe 64 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:40.839 anybody, don't give your money to anybody. And if you're gonna use gift 65 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:46.279 cards, think twice because those things could easily be uh fiddled with. And 66 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:50.600 yes, so cash is always best if you're going to give a gift for 67 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:55.199 graduation or avert they or whatever. Just think about that. I actually know 68 00:05:55.439 --> 00:06:00.279 a m an expert on online scams. We could talk to. Oh the 69 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:02.680 name is Laura Kane because she'd been Oh my god, Laura Kane. I've 70 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:05.639 heard of her. I've been hit with a lot, yep, I have. 71 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:08.879 He's an expert. Let me give her a phone call, real quicker. 72 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:11.639 I'm not ready to talk about all those yet. I'm too embarrassed. 73 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:15.800 Anyway. There it is Capital Growth. He is the sponsor of this podcast, 74 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:18.839 and we appreciate him so much. Thank you. I have come into 75 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:24.319 a fabulous thing that I want you to be a part of money. What 76 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:30.759 I am selling these magic beans that are incredible. It'll you rub them together 77 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:33.959 and they bring you lots of wealth. You know that I believe everything. 78 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:39.720 You know that I trust everyone. Don't listen to him because he sold me 79 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:42.120 those beans last week, so he doesn't have any more. But I'll some 80 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:46.959 to you for a small increase. Don't do this to you no kind of 81 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.240 person I am. I belief thing. That's fine. If you want to 82 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:50.959 see him in action, that's fine. For Get a demonstration for free. 83 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:58.000 I know you guys are dealing or these headphones right here were warned by doctor 84 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:03.480 tree Bush. His name is on the head No doubt, so I will 85 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:10.720 sell these to you for one hundred and fifty bucks. Go hunt, but 86 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:13.680 those down. Okay, we need to get to our host chat. Thank 87 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:17.439 you, Jay Wertzler. Okay, okay. So we all went on Friday. 88 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:23.199 Yes, and we went to the lot which I love in Liberty Station. 89 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:30.079 Yes. And Eric made sure to make some purchases before the movie. 90 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:34.720 Yes. And what was your favorite part about the beginning watching Daddy pay? 91 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:40.800 Oh, Daddy paid for the tickets. That was awesome. The best part 92 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:43.759 was is that Eric didn't tell me he was paying. Laura told me he 93 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:46.519 was paying for She's like, he know Eric's paying for you? Does Eric 94 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.920 know that slight way is there? I don't know if he did or not, 95 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:55.040 but he did Daddy. Daddy loves his family. He does, he 96 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:58.879 does, he does. But Eric made sure we had some drinks and some 97 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:03.000 candies. I'm sure that my loved ones were taken care of the old day 98 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.800 entire rotisserie chicken out of his purse. I did, out of my purse. 99 00:08:07.839 --> 00:08:09.759 I had to sneak everything under my purse. Oh yeah, and then 100 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:13.240 I transferred it to my Gucci bag and then oh that's right. Eric doesn't 101 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:16.040 have a purse. Come on there, I know, I know. We 102 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:18.759 did buy some things there though, like, oh my god, they're caramel 103 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:24.120 popcorn to die for loved it was really good. Okay, so we saw 104 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:31.080 Evil Dead Rise, which mostly Brian and Eric were excited to see. I 105 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:37.320 was because I remember the original Evil Dead and thinking it was it was funny. 106 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:41.240 Well, yeah, these are not alike that much. They're very much 107 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:46.960 not alike. In fact, I probably watched one fourth of the movie. 108 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:52.559 I was there almost the whole time, but I kept my eye my hands 109 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.039 over my eyes because there were so many evil demon puking scenes. Oh it 110 00:08:56.159 --> 00:09:00.600 was there was only one, No, there were like three, yeah, 111 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:03.200 and they were good ones. They were good. Yeah. Well I don't 112 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:07.480 know. Would she get the guy's face and pulled his eyeball out and then 113 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:11.080 spit and I landed and the other guys. That movie was that was pretty 114 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:15.000 insane. It was insane. It was like so intense. I couldn't watch 115 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:16.120 half of it, and then I had to get up halfway through it and 116 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:20.320 take a break. So I went to the bathroom, like I did. 117 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.080 I was scrolling on Instagram just trying to like get my mind straight again because 118 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:26.120 it was messing with me. I knew you guys were like loving it. 119 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.480 It was a very good movie. I turned into one of those people that 120 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:33.440 I don't like in the movies where I was like, like, yell out, 121 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:35.279 oh, I know, how do you feel about that us being vocal? 122 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:37.960 Oh? I mean okay, if you guys were strangers, it would 123 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:41.840 it pissed. It pissed me off. Since we were all there together, 124 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:43.799 I thought it was funny and it was. It was entertained to see and 125 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:46.039 it was a good thing that there wasn't a lot of people in the theater 126 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:48.519 or I was because I screamed like out loud. That made me laugh. 127 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:52.799 She started, Yeah, when that scene came on, you started screaming. 128 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.200 That was funny. And then Eric, especially the very Eric oh no, 129 00:09:56.639 --> 00:10:03.519 uh no, no no. I was like it, would you ever go 130 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:07.519 to the movies with us again? Okay? Oh see? Good? Well 131 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:13.240 a A D plus those were the greats we gave the movie. I loved 132 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.799 it. It was good. Also. I thought the sound was great. 133 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.320 I thought that it was a little loud for me at some point. Yeah, 134 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:20.720 it was. I like loud movies, but that was really loud, 135 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:24.120 and it was really loud. Anyway, not for everybody, but if it 136 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.360 definitely wasn't for everybody. Yeah, if you liked the original Evil Dead but 137 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:31.879 wanted it cranked up to eleven, then because the remake, which is the 138 00:10:31.879 --> 00:10:35.559 one that you and I saw a couple of years ago, was good, 139 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:39.519 that one's pretty gory too. It was really gory. I have no recollection 140 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.279 of I don't remember it at all, but I'm if you're saying that we 141 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:45.639 thought it was good, then it was probably. Yes, we went and 142 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:48.279 saw it together. Okay, thank you. This one is more like the 143 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:52.519 remake than the original. Oh yeah, it was like I like the callbacks 144 00:10:52.519 --> 00:10:54.879 to the original, though there were some good callbacks to it. Yeah, 145 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:58.679 there were some good ones. Okay, before we get we have a game 146 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.679 tonight. It's called the Fashion's Game. Oh boy, before we do that, 147 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.320 Laura playing the entire time by yourself. No, no, no, 148 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.879 we all take a turn, Betty, we all take a turn. I 149 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:11.360 want I have a question that I just want to run by the room because 150 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:16.399 I'm interested. I'll start with Brian. Okay, and I want you to 151 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:24.879 be completely honest and thorough. Maybe when you leave here and you are starting 152 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:30.559 to get ready for bed, what is your routine? What do you do? 153 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.840 What are you the things that you do before you get actually into the 154 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:37.639 covers? Um? Well, I brush my teeth and because I am not 155 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:41.960 a single bachelor anymore, I now wash my face where I go to bed 156 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:46.440 because it's good, it's very good, taking care of it while it's still 157 00:11:46.519 --> 00:11:50.279 young. Yep. And then I take my pants off get into bed. 158 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:56.159 Because you're a boxers and T shirt sleeper. Yeah I wasn't always, but 159 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:00.200 I am. Now do you watch TV before bed? Do you read or 160 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:05.559 just go right to bed? Um? I don't. I don't have a 161 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:07.600 TV in my room anymore. I used to, um, but then I 162 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:09.840 got a bigger TV announced in my living room. So yeah, I watched 163 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:13.440 TV before a bed a long times. But once you get into bed, 164 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.799 you're there to sleep. I'll probably sit on my phone for a couple of 165 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:18.399 minutes. But it also it depends on what time it is. Okay, 166 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:20.679 for most part, I just get in bed to go to sleep. See. 167 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:26.440 I find this that's incredibly interesting. I just love what people different people 168 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:31.879 do. Now, Eric, you just get home from work, you're tired, 169 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:35.759 you put all your stuff down. Now it's time to start winding down 170 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.159 to go to bed? What do you do? I floss, I brush 171 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:46.000 my teeth, I put on my serums and my moisturizer. How how much 172 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:50.480 many steps is that? Do you think? Uh? Depending on the night. 173 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:56.039 Yeah, sometimes it's one, Okay, sometimes it could be four. 174 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.799 Okay, I love it. And then what? Uh? And then I 175 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:03.360 take off all my clothes? Well, usually all my clothes are already off. 176 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:05.919 Yeah. How long are you naked before you go to bed? Oh? 177 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:11.039 Most of the evening? Are you cooking naked? All right? Doesn't 178 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:16.240 want any splashing oil to land on? No? All right? Okay? 179 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:20.200 Um? And then I will either read or I'll watch a little TV. 180 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:26.559 Okay, when does the bath happen? Um? Ere? It takes a 181 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.240 very thorough Are you an evening father or a morning bather or both? I 182 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.799 am both. He has a pillow, He has a good bath I do. 183 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:37.480 I have a good bathtub, and I have a good pillow. Don't 184 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:39.720 you have one of those things that go across to you where you can put 185 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.360 your book on it? I do not have one of those. You need 186 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.879 one of those? I know what are you reading in the bath? I 187 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:48.799 usually read a biography? Okay? Yes, he spends a lot of time. 188 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:52.360 I was expecting like a Nickel romance novel. But that's cool. No, 189 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:58.759 I usually read biographies. He's been rereading fifty Great for last six years 190 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:05.080 now. Me, I get into my sweatpants, my sweat socks, usually 191 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:09.039 a sweatshirt because I'm always cold. It sounds like you're sweating not I get 192 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:11.799 so cold. I have to sleep in that kind of thing. But then 193 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.559 I do my facial routine, which takes it's about nineteen steps. I give 194 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:20.159 myself about two face masks, one that you have to wash off and one 195 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:24.399 that is the kind that you put on, that's the actual one. Enough, 196 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:26.679 I have to do two because I love it so much. And I 197 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:31.200 also do my under my eyes too. I'm giving you some that I got 198 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:35.519 from La Joia Cosmetic. You're gonna die. What under eye patches? Just 199 00:14:35.639 --> 00:14:41.720 wait, that's beside the point, Oh my god. And then I get 200 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:48.080 into bed and I either watch my shows or I put in my headphones and 201 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:56.080 I go onto YouTube and I listen to my manifestations soleep things. And also 202 00:14:56.200 --> 00:15:01.799 also I've been listening to you positive things to listen to you as you fall 203 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:03.759 asleep. Hey, what does that sound like? Well, it's just like 204 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:09.960 it's affirmations, it's like happy thoughts, and it's supposed to make your next 205 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:15.080 day brighter. Hey, I had a great idea just now, what what 206 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:18.200 if Brian and I recorded a track that was like four hours long and it 207 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:22.799 was just our voices over and overgoing, Lauria, you're beautiful, Laura, 208 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:26.960 You're But then like an hour in it's like it gets really sexual and then 209 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:31.200 throw up noises and yeah yeah, once I'm like, well they say you're 210 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:35.320 subconscious, is what really listens when it gets when I start getting to sleep, 211 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:39.600 then you start doing horrible things. Yeah, they were like she wakes 212 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:41.840 up for like two am because all of sudden the tracks like and it's like 213 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:50.919 you are a horrible person. You're so old, it's goin to be awful 214 00:15:52.840 --> 00:16:02.159 to get a health plans too high. Okay, so that was my fun 215 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:07.000 question. Oh I forgot to tell you guys something amazing that I did on 216 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.519 a whim on Friday nights. Okay. Anytime you say you did something, 217 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:15.519 oh no, yeah, normally it's mixed results. I don't even know that 218 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:22.519 I want to hear this. I was feeling stressed, I was feeling sore, 219 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:27.279 I was feeling like I wanted to treat myself to some kind of relaxing 220 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:33.480 thing, like a bag of gummy bears. No more. Still still wow, 221 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:37.000 since finding that tooth in there, since my tooth came out because my 222 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:41.799 teeth are no, not yet, but I stopped. There's still a hole 223 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:47.480 back there. Yeah, oh no, I don't want to see it anyway. 224 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:52.759 So I decided to call Cascade Spa, which is on Fifth Avenue. 225 00:16:55.039 --> 00:17:00.200 No no, but let me tell you priorities, Brian. I'm in a 226 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.440 post a video about it soon on Instagram, but I still have to get 227 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:07.799 it together because it blew my mind. It doesn't look like much from the 228 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:11.400 outside that you walk into this place, and that ceilings are so high, 229 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:17.920 and there's decorations everywhere. It's all Asian inspired and it's all these different rooms 230 00:17:17.960 --> 00:17:22.759 and that's so beautiful. I had a scrub. I had a massage where 231 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:26.759 I felt like that woman was in tune with my body. Best massage I 232 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:32.680 ever got. I had tea. They served you tea between your little things, 233 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:37.000 and then I got to sit in an infrared room and then a sauna, 234 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:41.400 and afterward I felt like I was in another world. It was great. 235 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:45.480 And the whole thing was about I think I wanted to say one hundred 236 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.400 and sixty, but one eighty with a tim Is this one of those things 237 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:55.039 where like everyone's naked. No, actually they want you to put the towel 238 00:17:55.079 --> 00:18:00.519 around you. It's more No, it's not the one where you walk around 239 00:18:00.519 --> 00:18:04.400 everybody's like people liked their towels, flashing everything everything. There weren't that many 240 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:07.720 people in there that late at night because we went around like eight o'clock, 241 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:11.400 so that wasn't a problem. I don't at all see late does this place 242 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:17.039 open? I think it's almost like eleven? What? Nothing? Good? 243 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:22.119 Are you into this? Because I'll take you? What do you think? 244 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:26.000 Is this something you'd be interested in? A scrub? I would be interested 245 00:18:26.039 --> 00:18:32.319 in the infrared? What about this scrub? Now? Why it makes your 246 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:37.079 skin feel like a baby's butt? I already myself. What about a massage? 247 00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:41.839 I have my massage therapist. Why don't you do something different? Oh 248 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:48.400 gosh, you're no fun? You sauna? Where to kill the vibe by 249 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:52.519 not going there? For anyway? It's Cascade Spots on Fifth Avenue. I 250 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:56.920 highly recommend it, all right? Is that it's right across from number one 251 00:18:56.960 --> 00:19:00.720 the bar number one right across from flashbacks. It's like it's right next to 252 00:19:02.079 --> 00:19:07.559 um Buffalo Exchange. Yes, I know where you're talking about. Oh my 253 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:10.319 god, where I put the game? Oh no, okay, you guys 254 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:11.960 have to talk about something while I get the game. Okay, I know 255 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:15.680 what I'm going to talk about. God, I ran out of this. 256 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:22.160 Laura, you're I'm you're gonna need to buy some Have you been pooping on 257 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:29.079 a more regular basis now that you're how that happens? Yes, I ran 258 00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:33.519 out of my sillium husk and it came in the mail yesterday. What is 259 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:40.720 it? Sillium husk P P S Y L L I U M husk. 260 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:45.079 It's our Amazon star. So you mix it with water and you take it 261 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:49.720 before you go to bed, and the next day you are fresh as a 262 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:56.119 daisy. Turn down there like out the rear end. Or yes, I 263 00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:02.000 think I went to work work at nine this morning, and I had pooped 264 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:04.599 four times before I went to work, So it clears you out. Oh 265 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:07.079 yeah, so you're not clean as a daisy. In fact, you are. 266 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:11.039 Oh no, you're through the darkest before the dawn. Oh, it 267 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:18.799 was amazing. You had the cards where'd you deal with them? Is this 268 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:26.200 is this like cards against you? Mandy? She just had them? Oh, 269 00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:33.000 Laura little, you know, it's so embarrassing. Thank you, thank 270 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:38.720 you. Intern Sam here. Oh lord, okay. So Marie, my 271 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:42.559 roommate, said to me that this would be a fun game for us to 272 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:45.880 play on the podcast. So I said, all right, let's do it. 273 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:51.160 Let me read you the little description first. Where's the other part of 274 00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:56.720 it? Oh, it's right here. Oh no, Jesus God, get 275 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.960 together. Okay, okay, okay, now out how to play. You 276 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:04.680 take the cards out, You sort them into different piles. The first player 277 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:10.759 rolls the dice. Okay, the dice has on their career, relationship, 278 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:15.720 sex, family, um, money, you know, blah blah blah. 279 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:18.079 You roll the dice. If it lands on relationships, you pick a card 280 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:22.799 out of the relationship pile. And then it's a question and you have to 281 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:27.599 answer it. And now they say on here, if you feel uncomfortable answering 282 00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:32.799 it, you can pass. But not in this game. Contrary, I 283 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:37.960 might not in this game. I'm nervous as all. Now here are the 284 00:21:37.039 --> 00:21:42.279 rules. This game seems pretty cool. Each player should answer with real honesty. 285 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:47.799 If the game is to be played properly, it should have moments of 286 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:55.720 true sadness. Encountering the vulnerability of another person is one of the most helpful 287 00:21:55.880 --> 00:22:00.160 things that can happen to us. It normalizes our own trouble and allows us 288 00:22:00.200 --> 00:22:07.279 to understand the reality rather than the facade of others. Okay, no one 289 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:12.640 should be offended by anything that is said within these walls. Well, don't 290 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:18.720 say something out of pocket. And it said, well, it said, 291 00:22:18.759 --> 00:22:21.799 depending on the players, you could leave the sex cards out, but we 292 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:26.680 ain't leaving the sex cards out. Great, okay, Okay, So here 293 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:33.880 are these are the different piles. This is the categories relationship, and this 294 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:45.319 is sex okay. And this is money, and this is career and finally 295 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:52.839 family. Okay. Now, Eric, you roll the dice first, and 296 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:56.359 then what you're gonna do is whatever it lands on. You pick one of 297 00:22:56.400 --> 00:23:03.079 those cards. Family. Okay, Where's family? I think? Okay. 298 00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:11.000 So now he has to answer the question that he picked in what ways might 299 00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:17.559 you be liberated by your parents dying? Oh damn, that got really dark. 300 00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:23.599 Well, because both my parents are deceased, phil liberation in any weird 301 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:34.640 way. The only thing that liberated me was I didn't travel at all when 302 00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:38.519 my parents were sick, Um, because I was always afraid that I would 303 00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:45.480 be gone and something would happen. So in in that, Um, that's 304 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:49.079 really the only liberating thing. I totally understand that. I get that, 305 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:53.200 and that's that's honest. That's all right. Brian kind of worried about what 306 00:23:53.240 --> 00:23:56.480 the sexes will be. It's like, when's the last time you had ed? 307 00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:00.039 Oh my god, you never know, Brian's I'm twenty two, I've 308 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:07.160 never had relationship. Okay, come pick a card. Okay, Now read 309 00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:12.119 the question. What's especially endearing about your partner? Oh, I want to 310 00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:15.880 hear this. Um. Okay, So my girlfriend Amber, I've been with 311 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:21.960 her for over three years now. Um, there's a lot of things in 312 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:25.359 hearing about her. And she's a very she's got a very I love her 313 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:30.039 personality. She's very upbeat and full of energy, and so she's just someone 314 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:34.519 who really lights up a room. Um, she has endless amounts of energy. 315 00:24:34.599 --> 00:24:40.160 So she's she's like a little bunny almost, And that is something you 316 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:45.279 like because you're not You're not like that right at all? So does it 317 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.200 does it rub off on you a little bit? Um? I in some 318 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:51.799 ways. Yeah, I'm a little I'm definitely a little more not I wouldn't 319 00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:56.319 say just lighthearted, but quirkier. I guess. Yeah, she's helping you. 320 00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:00.839 Yeah sure, but yeah I love her. I love that. This 321 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:07.119 is what is this? You have to roll again? It's this little sunny 322 00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:12.119 spot? What would that be? It's not money? All right? I'll 323 00:25:12.119 --> 00:25:18.519 do sex, all right, I'll do sex. Oh god, how dry? 324 00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:25.359 I'm getting help with that? Oh tm, Lord, look, I'm 325 00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:29.799 of the age. It happens. Let's be honest. Okay, somebody was 326 00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:34.079 in there yesterday pulling out all the tumble weeds. Shut up some skeletons in 327 00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:41.279 that closet. Oh my god, the closet. All right? No, 328 00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:48.960 oh no? What could be rather nice about anal sex? Something I don't 329 00:25:49.279 --> 00:26:02.000 um enjoy? Maybe because I haven't experienced it with a professional. She did 330 00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:06.240 that with her hands towards me, because I've heard that if you do it 331 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:10.319 the right way with some certain toys, that it can be very pleasurable. 332 00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.720 But I have not. That has not happened to me. So wait, 333 00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:18.000 but you have experimented with it, will say? I have done it all 334 00:26:18.039 --> 00:26:21.240 of two times in my life. It was probably regarding a birthday. Right, 335 00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:26.000 it was a fight. Far I gotten to a fight and then he 336 00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:30.559 wanted to do it to me. Well, that was way too much information. 337 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:34.720 Wow, I'm just trying to I'm teeling very dirty, trying to break 338 00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:40.240 down that means. It just means that he wanted to compower me, overpower 339 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:41.119 me. I don't know, kind of fight. They're like, well, 340 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:45.359 let might as well do anal No. I shouldn't have said that. That's 341 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:55.160 erase that. Okay, we'll edit that out. O god relationships, oh 342 00:26:55.279 --> 00:27:00.400 sex, okay, oh yeah, baby, come oh no, if you 343 00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:07.319 had to leave your current orientation to have a gay straight encounter, what would 344 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:10.920 you want your lover to be? Like? So if I had right, 345 00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:18.960 yeah, um, good personality, big old boobs, big boobs, blonde 346 00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:27.799 hair file. I'm sorry you didn't be all the criteria. Maybe next time, 347 00:27:29.720 --> 00:27:33.000 you know, i'd totally oh, I know, we would totally be 348 00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:40.680 doing it totally, but you'd have to do only anal no professional Okay, 349 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:45.720 okay, Ryan, take well, Okay, I'll roll for you and then 350 00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:55.160 we'll do one around career. Oh oh right here, if left alone in 351 00:27:55.160 --> 00:28:00.039 a hotel room on a work trip, what's the is that? So what's 352 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:04.839 the most disgusting, surprising, disgusting slash surprising thing you might do. I 353 00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:08.920 don't even know how to answer that. Do you watch any of the naughty 354 00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:18.599 movies? No? Do you sit around and maybe pleasure yourself because you're alone? 355 00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:22.119 I mean, it's a normal thing. Something about the hotel room. 356 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:26.359 Just I go, Man, I gotta test out that bathroom. I don't 357 00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:29.680 on a work trip, I probably would have bad Like Yeah, I don't 358 00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.400 think I would do anything weird or I don't think he's even reached his weird 359 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.960 state yet. Not. Yeah, I probably once he turns thirty, he's 360 00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:38.799 going to be out of control right in his thirties. Oh god, well 361 00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:42.559 we'll try this again. Okay, yeah, and then my turn again. 362 00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:48.400 Okay, one more round. Here we go. Oh, boy's pick anything. 363 00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:56.400 I'm gonna se No, I picked sex. Would you, in general 364 00:28:56.759 --> 00:29:00.240 prefer to punish or to be punished? Oh? You prefer to punish? 365 00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:07.079 Yeah? I think so. Uh huh yeah, um, I could go 366 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:10.480 either way. Oh, she's dominant in real life, likes the idea of 367 00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:15.640 being submissive. Maybe I wouldn't be mad at that, king I could I 368 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:22.119 could maybe enjoy that, but with a professional though, yeah with a professional. 369 00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:25.039 Oh, I kind of would want to be punished because I was a 370 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:30.119 bad girl in your in your schoolgirl out. I was a really bad girl 371 00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:33.839 today. I need to be spak I want to hear career go back, 372 00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:44.799 I know, poor Brian. Okay, career okay, Oh yeah, baby, 373 00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:55.160 who at the office would you quite happily see the back of? Who? 374 00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:57.359 Who at the office? Would you quite happily see the back of? 375 00:29:57.519 --> 00:30:03.480 Who has the nicest ass? Basic? Oh? Is that what it's saying? 376 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.079 Yeah, like love to see or I hate to see you leave, 377 00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:07.720 love to love to watch you walk away or whatever it is. Anybody have 378 00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:17.440 a really great body that you admire at work when they walk away? Sure 379 00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:23.200 yours? That is a plussy answer. I'm just gonna go ahead because I 380 00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:29.279 know it's probably embarrassing to say. Oh, let that one slide, Brian, 381 00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:33.559 here we go. Oh you get the fun one which means sex. 382 00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:40.640 Oh boy. Oh no, we've changed the rules on that one. Oh, 383 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:45.640 here we go. Oh no, what I don't know if I can 384 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:51.400 I can actually answer this on air. Well, let's see, I don't 385 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:56.440 even know if I have an answer for this. Who is the most unlikely 386 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:03.000 or unusual person. You've masturbated too, Now, let's be honest. Yeah, 387 00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:08.319 that's a yeah. I want to hear everyone. Men straight men like 388 00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:15.119 to look, visualize and see a beautiful body, beautiful boobs or whatever, 389 00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:21.720 but to ejaculate too. Oh really, Oh god, let me let me 390 00:31:21.720 --> 00:31:23.240 write this down. Bryan. You know what I'm saying. So you're not 391 00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.880 that, you're not out of ordinary. This is just like this is a 392 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:30.000 normal thing. Well, I'm just like, I don't know what like is. 393 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:33.519 I'm sure they're looking for people who have extreme weird kinks or something. 394 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.559 I just like you just you're you're the basic. Yeah, I guess you 395 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.799 do the basics. I mean, I'm curious what everyone else's answer would be. 396 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.079 But like, well, you were never aroused by like sherry and lamb 397 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:48.960 chop or anything like, No, it was Do you think he even knows 398 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:53.000 who that is? Probably not by myself, by like one hundred and fifty 399 00:31:53.079 --> 00:32:00.000 years. How about this like one of the muppets? Like is that one 400 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:04.920 of the Titanics? Oh my god? I see. Women don't need visualizing. 401 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.960 We do it in our head. But you know it gets me off 402 00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:15.680 in your head. Another woman, if I if I'm in sometimes if I 403 00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:20.880 because that gets me excited, not not because I want to do that with 404 00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:23.680 another woman. Are you saying, no, that's not what I'm saying. 405 00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:30.559 I'm saying that seeing girls make out because they're beautiful, women's bodies are beautiful, 406 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:35.279 and seeing them together as a soft, pretty thing, and I think 407 00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:37.680 that is sexy. I'm not saying that that's what I want to do, 408 00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:43.680 but I like at you it does Huh. I don't I feel the same 409 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:52.400 way about watching two men. I'm sure you do. I like how she 410 00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:57.160 announced it as it was the straightest thing ever, getting off to two and 411 00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:00.440 she's like, it's completely straight, you know. I. I want you 412 00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:06.759 to comment on this episode. If you are a woman who thinks like me, 413 00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:08.599 I know you're out there. I don't. I don't know they are 414 00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:13.400 out there. They're called lesbians. In fact, there's so many of them 415 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.440 we gave them a name. Oh my god. We have a month that 416 00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:20.480 they get to be part of. This game is called the Confessions Game. 417 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:28.200 It's something that you'd be interested. Laura confessed to being sexual. Oh all 418 00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:34.000 right, family, and I didn't put that one away yet. When you 419 00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:37.759 look at a picture of your mom or dad, aged twenty. Do you 420 00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:42.519 find them a bit attractive? Oh? That should have under the sex one, 421 00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:46.759 she says. My dad was so Your dad was very handsome. He 422 00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:53.000 looks just like Charlie. Yeah, he was beautiful. My mom was so 423 00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:59.799 hot. She had this beautiful, bright red hair, and she had this 424 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:05.279 waist that was a size twenty four and her body went like this, and 425 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:09.480 together they were the most beautiful couple. So, oh yeah, my parents 426 00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:16.440 rocked it. Your mom's very attractive. She's beautiful still, anyway, find 427 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:20.559 anything wrong with that? Um? Yeah, that was a little weird, 428 00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:25.360 but that's fine. I love this game. Marie said that we should play 429 00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.239 this on the body was so suggest I really love when we talk about an 430 00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:34.519 oh me too? Why do you love that? It really just it really 431 00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:39.880 stretches my perception if you get yeah, and that wasn't that was gross? 432 00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:45.079 Okay, okay. So here are two ideas that we are floating around as 433 00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:51.400 we close the podcast. Producer Brian Believe it or Not has been with us 434 00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.280 for almost a year at the end of this month, and we have something 435 00:34:55.320 --> 00:35:00.360 for him, and we think we should have a little h party in my 436 00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:05.760 house again, like another live audience house party. It's gonna be Brian party 437 00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:10.119 bag. Yeah, like a purse party. That would be so fun. 438 00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:14.039 Oh my god. No, we're gonna have a normal party. But but 439 00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:15.599 get ready for that. It's going to be toward the end of May. 440 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:20.960 We will announce a proper date. Oh wait, do you have a proper 441 00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:25.480 date. We talked about this before the podcast. We'll edit that part out 442 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:32.400 to you is so it's so pretty. If I could cut that off and 443 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:35.559 stick it onto my head, I would do it. Oh my god, 444 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:40.960 don't you better sleep? She does. She goes, I was scared when 445 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.199 you say that. Scare me because you say like a crazy woman. You're 446 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.079 like, oh my god, Catherine, normal stuff. You say, you 447 00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.199 say it in a crazy way. I know because I'm crazy a little bit. 448 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:53.679 And it's okay, okay, that's not something you want to admit, 449 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:58.599 like like, oh, how attractive were your parents? She's like they were 450 00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.239 so I let thank you for the game. We played it and was awesome. 451 00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:06.320 Thank you? Fine? Fine? Did you did you hear that Laura 452 00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.159 was a lesbian? Oh? Stop, don't don't even listen to her. 453 00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.320 Oh, come on, get out, get out. I don't know. 454 00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:20.320 I'm I still don't think that's nothing. Oh my god, she's in the 455 00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:24.920 nile about it. Now listen, we're getting off this topic eventually one day, 456 00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:29.199 I guarantee, mark my words, listeners. Oh, speaking of Marie 457 00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:34.400 Sinco de Mayo. Is Friday, and we're a celebrating at a Lotus restaurants. 458 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:37.480 Yes, go down the one an old Town and one an Escondido. 459 00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:43.000 That's the full restaurant, the one in old Town. We've got your meach 460 00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:46.000 a lot us. We've got your stuff potatoes, we've got your elotus, 461 00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:51.960 and she has a bunch of other things and some beers and stuff cocktails. 462 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:58.039 So go down to Oldtown visit her at a Lotus Restaurants. It's fantastic teller. 463 00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:00.400 We sent you. Yeah, tell her Laura Keane after Dark sent you. 464 00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.599 That would be great. Laura. I love your Hispanic accent. But 465 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.719 I know it was really good. It was really it was good. It 466 00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.119 was also a little painful, but it was good. Beyond that. What 467 00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:14.880 what isn't painful? That felt like I was listening to a Pedro Almado vartop 468 00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:22.320 it And then see what can I finish this? Oh? Yes, go 469 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:25.679 ahead. We just totally went off the rails. We will be doing this 470 00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:30.760 podcast for four years. In August, that's our four year anniversary. We 471 00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:36.119 were here in the beginning and we're still here, still here, and we're 472 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:37.559 going to have a party. We don't know where it's going to be at 473 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:40.519 yet, but it's going to be somewhere big where we can have a bunch 474 00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:45.239 of people. We'll have we'll get more details, but that's in August. 475 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:49.199 So these are two parties coming up, so we'll get you more information. 476 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:52.880 You're going to have to pop out of the cake. I'm too old now, 477 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.400 both of us. We're both part of this thing. Okay, no 478 00:37:55.519 --> 00:38:00.239 cakes popping out of cakes? Why, well, that's a strippers job. 479 00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:04.079 We'll hire the stripper for that. We'll hire um, yeah, yeah, 480 00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.280 I'll make okay, okay, oh boy, all right. Anyway, it's 481 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:12.000 time to end this thing. Thank you so much for watching and listening. 482 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:15.320 We always are so appreciative of you doing that. It really means a lot 483 00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:19.880 to us and does. Our website is Laura Kane after dark dot com. 484 00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:25.480 It's www dot Laura after dark dot com. You can find any guests that 485 00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:30.880 we've had on that we've interviewed. We have their information up there and stuff 486 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:36.199 like that, so we would load if you check it out and love your 487 00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:44.679 podcast, you know what what, I love you. Thank you, You're 488 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.800 welcome real quick. Also, I'm gonna make a poster that says Laura might 489 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:53.599 be bisexual and we'll put it in the background. Wow, we could just 490 00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:58.039 do like scissoring. You just don't get it. I really think that is 491 00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:00.920 the funniest thing. That's one of the funniest that's ever happened. Is you 492 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:02.840 casually admitted about all these like lesbian fantasies. You're like, no, it's 493 00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:06.679 a straight thing. Straight. Here's where I wish we had phone calls so 494 00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:09.960 women can call in and say she's not alone, that I do this too. 495 00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:14.760 Hold on, hold on, what are you doing? Are you calling 496 00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:19.800 googling? I'm not calling anyone the Ghostbusters, I'm just googling. Who could 497 00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:24.039 we call it? Yes, women, I think there's a lot of women 498 00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:28.840 that fantasize about other women. Let me think here, let me and I 499 00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:30.519 totally think that there's a lot of straight duds that fantasized about other duds. 500 00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:38.280 John, huh, Jody, Because is this something you routinely do or is 501 00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:43.800 it just like when I'm like fantasizing. A lot of times it goes to 502 00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:47.679 fantasizing about two women because that makes me excited. It's just in the act 503 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:52.960 of pleasuring oneself or just abstractly. It depends on what's happening, all right, 504 00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:58.920 Like I don't want to talk about pleasuring it's not figer bang us interrupt 505 00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:04.159 us. Oh there she is. Okay, here we go. Oh will 506 00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:06.920 you put will you pop me up on the thing? Yes? Oh my 507 00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:10.599 god, I hope this is connected. I'm going to call somebody. No, 508 00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:15.239 you're not. This is like just to Okay, here we go. 509 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:21.760 I know I'm gonna I'm doing it right now. Hold on, Jody, 510 00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:25.199 hold on. I'm trying to connect you. Stay with us. I have 511 00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:30.199 a question for you that we may or may not want. No, I 512 00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.079 just have to. I have to connect you to this um, to our 513 00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:37.239 podcast system. So hold on. You are well No, she's not on 514 00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:39.519 air right now, but you are about to be on air. And I 515 00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:43.679 have a question for you because I knew you would answer to this for me. 516 00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:50.039 Why isn't it coming up? Ran? Look again, I can't hear 517 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:52.239 you, but I but don't worry. I got you. Here we go. 518 00:40:52.719 --> 00:41:00.119 We're gonna I'm gonna connect and connected. Okay, Jody, Hi, 519 00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:07.920 Hi Hi, Okay. Now the guys are giving me extreme grief about this 520 00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:12.320 thing that I admitted, and I want to know if this happens to you 521 00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:20.320 as well. Okay, Okay. So sometimes when I'm fantasizing if I maybe 522 00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:27.639 if I'm having sexual relations or maybe I'm by myself, a lot of times 523 00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:31.800 I will think about two women being together because that excites me. That doesn't 524 00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:36.360 mean that I'm a lesbian. It just means that that's the kind of thing 525 00:41:36.440 --> 00:41:42.599 that excites me sometimes. What are your thoughts on that? So, say, 526 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:47.079 so you're saying that when you're having relations with someone, you're thinking about 527 00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:55.480 two women sometimes. What Sometimes I'm just saying that there seeing two women together 528 00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.840 excites me. It doesn't mean that I'm a lesbian. Definition of sexual attraction 529 00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:06.119 because I think you just listen to Jody. She has a say, I 530 00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:10.480 totally agree with you. I mean, one of my my daughter's best friends 531 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:17.760 as married to a woman and they're so hot that how can you not have 532 00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.639 you? Wow, that's hot. Have you ever fantasized about two women? 533 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:28.440 No? But I had a dream that I had sex with Madonna. That 534 00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:32.440 doesn't count, Jody, damn it. I thought you'd be with me here. 535 00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:35.800 But let me and let me put this show there. If I have 536 00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:39.119 never had I've never fantasized about having, you know, an encounter with a 537 00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:45.000 man or about two men. But it different. I agree, it is 538 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:49.039 different, but I think in your scenario it might be hinting at something possibly 539 00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:51.840 deeper. Do you think, oh my god, I don't think you're a 540 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.280 lesbian, but maybe somewhere in between. No, she's not. No, 541 00:42:54.639 --> 00:43:00.559 I mean I have fun kissing girls. I think it's fun. What do 542 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:02.639 you think that I don't. I mean, I do think it's fun. 543 00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:07.800 I mean I'm not totally making out with them, but just and I used 544 00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:13.119 to do it with my my girlfriend to just turn my boyfriend on, right, 545 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:15.920 So I mean things like that, But I've never gone any further than 546 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:21.960 in thinking. No, no, further than that, all right, but 547 00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:30.199 I mean I might Now you know you like Sean's Okay, I know, 548 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:35.880 I'm just kidding. Apologize to Eric's community. Jody, thank you for allowing 549 00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:37.280 me to ask you that question. I knew I can come to you. 550 00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:42.199 Oh, no problem. I'm sorry you didn't get the answer. You wanted. 551 00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.440 But I mean, I totally understand where you're coming from. Thank you. 552 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:51.119 I don't think there's anything wrong, thank you at all. I think 553 00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.320 it's healthy. I do too, There's nothing wrong with it. There was 554 00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:58.239 anything wrong with it. Okay, no, it's healthy. It's definitely healthy. 555 00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:05.280 Okay, off of her boys, Love you, Judy, bye o, 556 00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:08.320 good bye. Okay, So I have someone that I'm going to call 557 00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:14.880 about this topic. Yes, who imagine we were about to end the show? 558 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:16.920 We were we should end the show. This is good, this is 559 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:23.679 I'm doing the roadcaster now linking to it. Are you connected? I'm connecting 560 00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:30.920 right now and we uh oh nope, you're not. Hold on, go 561 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:36.400 for it now. Okay, there we go. Okay, okay, Eric 562 00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:42.039 connecting, I am calling. Oh god, Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, come 563 00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:52.119 on hello, Hello, my darling, Hello, my darling. This is 564 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:55.840 this is our mystery guest. You don't know, you don't know who it 565 00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:00.280 is, Laura. It's it's one of my dear friends. Have I've ever 566 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:02.480 met her? Yes? The context says Kim. Just from where I can 567 00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:09.079 see, Hi, Kim, Kim, that's not too much of a mystery. 568 00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:15.400 M Oh, my god, Kimberly, let me tell you something. 569 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:21.039 I love you so much, and I knew. I knew that Eric was 570 00:45:21.039 --> 00:45:23.440 going to steal you from me. I knew it. No, yeah, 571 00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:30.559 no it happened. No. No, I barely talked to him. No, 572 00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.440 because I knew you guys would hit it off so well. I love 573 00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:37.000 you, Kim. I just want to say, Eric didn't dial number. 574 00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:40.400 He hit speed dial, so, oh my god, don't you're such a 575 00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.639 liar. No, I'm not. We have a question for you, or 576 00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:45.920 Eric has a question for you. So okay, No, you asked a 577 00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:50.719 question, Laura. Okay, So we were playing this game and this came 578 00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.880 out. I said, sometimes when I'm by myself and I'm maybe wanting to 579 00:45:54.920 --> 00:46:04.679 pleasure myself, I think about which tickling libraries. I fantasize sometimes about two 580 00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:13.000 women together because I think it's beautiful. That doesn't Oh my god, Actually 581 00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.039 that is a good question, Kimberly, Do you do this too? Is 582 00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:22.280 this like? Oh my god? We were just discussing the idea that what 583 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.039 Laura was describing it seemed like bisexuality, and there's nothing wrong with that. 584 00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:29.239 It's just seemed like that's like were verbaed on what you might, And my 585 00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.239 thought was, every woman thinks of two women together and it gets I think 586 00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:36.119 I believe I believe that. I do believe that. I mean, I 587 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:42.719 don't think about that when I'm right, but I think that I believe every 588 00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:45.039 woman has thought about it at one point in their life. I will say 589 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:51.079 that Laura Kim, I think tonight, with all this talk going on, 590 00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:54.480 I think Laura's going to have a dream of you and I together. Oh 591 00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:58.519 my god, that would be amazing, wouldn't that be? I know you 592 00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:00.119 guys are going to be like best friends that you're gonna forget all about. 593 00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:04.440 I'm you know what, I'm laying in bed with a pince nerve so I've 594 00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.880 had it for like two days. Who I know? Yeah? Do you 595 00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:10.559 need me to come over and rub it? No? I hope be thinking 596 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:16.199 if any of you where is it right under my shoulder blade? Oh? 597 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:23.559 I can get that out? That's what you said? Oh have you gone 598 00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:27.840 to a seuse um? What you know? To work at the spa? 599 00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:32.800 I worked at a sa Oh duh? Did you get what I had? 600 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:37.079 Yeah? Um, yeah the other day I did. And it's better now. 601 00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:38.719 But it's just like pure tincause it's like right, you just feel like 602 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:42.559 right where it tensed. I don't know if that makes sense. Oh where 603 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.800 it is it's under your shoulder blade. They need to fan that shit out. 604 00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:50.280 Well. I don't know if this is up your alley or anything, 605 00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:55.639 but I've heard because I have a son who dabbles, but he says, 606 00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.880 if you take CBD and THHC gummies, the kind that are like duel, 607 00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:06.280 it helps me with pain so much and it doesn't make you high. We 608 00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:08.119 saw what happened to do that night, Laura. We are not doing that 609 00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:14.679 again. I would like that to be forgotten. Please, Kimberally, stop 610 00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:19.039 bringing that up. But Laura, I'll see you on your birthday though I 611 00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:24.440 know we're gonna have a girl's day at Tory the Lodge at dangerous for you 612 00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:28.599 knowing what we now know about you. And then, kim remember the day 613 00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:31.719 after Laura's birthday, I'm having lunch with you. So oh, let's go, 614 00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:35.719 you guys, let's go. All right, guys, let me go. 615 00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:37.000 But thank you for calling me. But no, lad, that's not 616 00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:40.119 weird. And I think that I think every woman probably thinks that once their 617 00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:52.440 lifetime. Thank you, Kimberally. Love you. That was a good call. 618 00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:54.639 That was a good call. Thank you, okay said once in their 619 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:58.920 lifetime. I know I still didn't get it quite get it, but that's 620 00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:01.039 okay. You might have to, you know, open to the idea of 621 00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:07.039 that. Maybe maybe I need to look within and look at that spearment. 622 00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:13.679 Right, you've tried men, now I'll try something between true and that hasn't 623 00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:16.599 worked out for me so well, has it? Can you imagine me having 624 00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:22.960 a girlfriend that would be really weird hot being weird kind of No, I 625 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:24.639 agree, it would be kind of weird. She'd like if if it, 626 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:30.840 if that ever happened, and like kind of guess started. I don't Oh, 627 00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:36.440 I know what what? You like that? And lesbians like that kind 628 00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:38.440 of lingus. Yes, I don't like. I don't know if I like 629 00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:40.840 giving it. I've never really I've never given it. No, but you 630 00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.000 like getting it? Yes? Well, that wasn't it. That was a 631 00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:50.039 really emphatic Yeah. Let me say something right now. Please listen to this 632 00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:54.320 podcast before anything else comes out. I got to stop before I talk anymore. 633 00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:58.559 I need to shut my own mouth. I bet there are a lot 634 00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:01.599 of women out there that would like to I don't want to talk about this 635 00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:07.280 anymore. I get out of you. Done. Officially officially done. We've 636 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:10.039 gone on too long. Okay, all right, are you censoring me now? 637 00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:15.320 I'm just gonna say this has been a great podcast, and I still 638 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:17.559 have some questions and some thoughts in the matter. But we'll leave it for 639 00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:21.519 another time with it. Thank you, and we'll stop it for our family. 640 00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:24.800 Yeah, that's definitely gonna resurface at some point. Save it. I 641 00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:30.360 am done talking about it tonight because I need to not go there anymore because 642 00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:37.639 it'll be a bad thing. I think it'll just I just need to calm 643 00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:42.000 down. I need to stop. I just need to stop. Okay, 644 00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:49.280 stop what this show? Right now? I don't even know what I'm thinking 645 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:52.199 right now, which means I need to stop the show. Thank you so 646 00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:58.000 much for tuning into this mess. Oh my god. Anyway, we really 647 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.000 appreciate you so much. Love you, love you, love you, and 648 00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:07.559 love your podcast. I love you, I love you, thank you, 649 00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:16.440 and you know please er it'd be so fun if you were lost in the 650 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:20.559 podcast. Would be funny. Both of the hosts of this podcast. Where 651 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.440 stop and end the podcast? I would feel very out of place. You 652 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:29.719 could replace the brick wall with a Pride flag. Well, look, we 653 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.679 already have all these women out here because we know Eric is so aggressive about 654 00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:42.800 Pride flag. Oh he loves rainbows not not yours. Oh my God, 655 00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:50.760 love you, my sweet babies. I hope you weren't watching. Bye.