Vacations. I ever wanted vacation, had to get away. I know they
were a little what I don't know, a week late, Mac, but
both party a little party to the party. But both of us have recently
gone on vacation. How was yours, lovely go I'm one of those types
now, I don't know about you. I'm one of those types that all
I want to do on vacation is relax, maybe drink, maybe do an
activity or two. I am for sure not one of those people that go
on vacation then plan thirty things, including fifteen hikes. That's not me at
all. I don't know about you. Yeah, my vacation went a little
family trip. You know, we didn't get sick of each other by the
end. Definitely not. Also, you know, I might need another vacation
after that's so so tired. I'm so love you know. I was asleep,
So I have a three year old son. I was asleep every night
by nine thirty, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I
was brody, bruising it. I had a little cup with me at all
time, so I was properly lubricated. But I'm just so so tired.
When I got back. I was like, I need more days. There's
nothing, nothing better, And I get shit on all the time for this.
I like day drinking, going to bed early. I hate staying up
late. Hate it. I do it in my regular life often, like
sometimes at home, I don't get to bed till midnight one o'clock. But
I would prefer to get to bed early while enjoying the fun and the sun.
I much prefer that over staying up till four yem that's for sure.
One three year, just three, King of Queen and Middle Street Entertainment,
Goo Mack ready to talk. Turtles r r rong outfit? Well, yeah,
you wore unless you have a pink one of those. I don't.
I do not. I'm glad. Real visual gag there for the folks at
home who was wearing a turtle's eyemask there, Yes, made for a child?
Did not fit my face? Well it almost did? Ye good.
Today we are talking about and I was thinking about this now. It's It's
not um either of our favorite movie of the year. But I would say,
based on the way we reacted to this movie throughout the year leading up
to it, that this was the most anticipated release of twenty twenty three for
us, I would say that it was one of them just out of curiosity,
That's what I mean. Today we're talking about Barbie, and I'll tell
you what good this a Barbie. This is a movie that well, First
of all, I actually think they announced this like four years ago. Then
COVID happened, But Robbie has been attached to this project for a long time
after Schumer. Once I learned that, yes, correct, once I learned
that Greta gerr Wig was going to be directing it. She of course directed
Ladybird, which I loved, one of my favorite movies in the last decade.
It was A Little Women, which did really well. Then I was
like, Okay, there's like something to this. Isn't just gonna be some
goofy nonsense, Like there's gonna be like a good heart to this movie,
which Gerwig has done really well in the past. Go I would say,
after seeing this movie, I don't think that she could have made a better
version of this movie. I think it could have been a less a little
less bashing you over the head, a little less um. I think they
could have punched up the jokes a little bit more too. Yeah, But
also again it's Barbie. We're talking about. It Isie. So they had
to be a certain amount silly with it too, right, And I'll tell
you this right now. I enjoy the fact that most of this movie felt
like a twelve fifty five sketch on SNL. Yeah, and then when Gerg
worked in the emotional moments, at least for me, I think it worked
really well. Maybe for some it didn't. I think it was hit or
miss for me. Go Barbie is a PG thirteen adventure comedy and fantasy with
a runtime of one hundred and fourteen minutes, just under two hours. I
do think there's a tad bit of a lull in here, and the emotional
moments might slow it down, But I don't think you can cut much out
of this movie. I think I think there's a bunch you could cut out
because they have like six different storylines going on at once, and you could
have I'm sorry, what is happening with your face? Do you want to
call a time out? What do you mean? A bunch you could cut
out of this movie. There's like five different storylines going on at once.
You don't need to have all them in there. There's two storylines and you
could argue there's a C story as well. There's like at least a D,
maybe an E. How many letters are there twenty six? I just
count twenty six, so there's twenty six different storylines going on at once.
There's an A, B, and C story like most stories have. Why
don't You ABC your way out of Here? On Rotten Tomatoes currently go eighty
eight percent from the critics, eighty four percent from the audience on Metacritic at
eighty so this is universally liked. And the main blowback from this movie has
been from the far right, saying that it promotes everyone wanting to be gay,
it promotes down with the patriarchy. So this movie stinks. I'll tell
you what. I don't know if there's gonna be ever a movie for those
folks, So don't see movies if that's your reaction. Well, that one
about the kidnapping. They're really into that one right now. Yeah goo.
Like I said before, this movie is written by Greta Gerwick, who wrote
Ladybird and Little Women, also written by Noah Bomback, who her husband.
These two her husband wife too, Yeah, occasionally worked together. Noah Bomback
is actually the writer from the Life Aquatic, which studs sue very underrated film,
Fantastic Mister Fox. Great film Madagascar three, one of your favorites to
do a marriage story, which I liked more than most. This is directed
by just Gerwig. No no direction from Bomback. I would know her from
How I Met Your Dad? Yes, there you go. She actually did.
Yes, she was the star. Yeah, I think she directed it
as well. I don't think she did. I think she's just the star.
I think she also directed it. Maybe that seems like a tall task
to be the star and director of a sitcom. Was a sitcom? Yeah,
it's a sitcom, How I Met Your Dad. It was the follow
up to How I Met Your Mother. I thought it was just a one
off. All right, Well it only got one episode. It did not
go along. Okay, well there you go. So then is that why
they reboot it with the Hillary Duff one? Same idea? Okay, your
favorite? Yeah, yeah, I love. I mean, who's who doesn't
like Hillary Duff? Oh yeah, I would say. I would say every
gender and every race on this planet is a fan of Hillary Duff. She
was great and Gossip Girl synopsis. Barbie suffers a crisis that leads her to
question her world and her existence, essentially an existential crisis she has in this
movie. And I thought the way in which the way in which is exposed
itself, the way that it's brought upon us, is done well. And
then when you find out how it's really happening, which Barbie didn't think was
the case, I thought that was a nice little touch on everything, dude.
This movie stars Margot Robbie as Barbie, Ryan Gosling as Ken and before
I get to everyone else, two of the best acting performances of the year.
If I hadn't seen Oppenheimer prior to recording this, I would I think
you could make an argument for either one, especially Robbie being the best killing
Murphy and Oppenheimer was incredible, But Robbie and goslingen here are fucking incredible.
I think it's very well casted. I'm not sure if I think it's the
best performances on the year, two of the best. I mean, you
could put it up there, but I wouldn't put it like the upper echelon.
Yeah, I would say, for sure, Okay, that's fine,
you can do whatever you want. Good. Also in this movie, Issa
Ray as Barbie. She's President Barbie. Kate McKinnon as Barbie, Weird Barbie,
Alexandra Ship as she was like the Nobel Peace Prizing winning Barbie. She's
the Barbie that's stole my heart. She is very attractive. Emma Mackie is
Barbie, Harry Neff as Barbie, Sharon Rooney as Barbie, Anya cruz Kane
as Barbie, Rita Ariyah as Barbie, Duelipa as Mermaid Barbie, Nicole Coughlin
as Barbie, and then Emerald Fennel as Midge, which was a really nice
Now that was a good joke. I did like the Mitch joke. We
also have more Ken's in here, Cemu Louis Ken, Kingsley benn aderes Ken
and Coody Goattwa as Ken, Scott Evans as Ken, John Cena as Merman
Ken, and Michael Sarah as Alan. I liked Allen as well. Alan
and Midge were really nice add ons to this whole thing. And then the
more the essentially the real people we get in here is America Ferrera as Gloria,
the mother to Arianna Greenblatt's Sasha. We have Raya Perlman as Ruth Handler.
That was my that's my biggest drawback of this whole thing, which we'll
get to we talk about the movie that the inclusion of all that I thought
was bizarre. Helen Mirren as the narrator in here, which is one of
my favorite things. The movie did a couple funny lines. Great job Will
Farrell as Mattel's CEO, and then Connor Swindel's as Aaron Dinkins. He is
the Mattel worker in the basement there that figures out what's going on. Yeah,
they were all in it. I think I'm sorry, and not to
harsh your mellow here. Yeah. Yeah, but I think outside of the
first two, they're outside of Robbie and Gosling, I think the rest is
almost all interchangeable. Cameos Oh. I loved Siemulu. I thought he was
I thought he was okay. But I think you got it's that flat line
of Wars. That day when you saw this movie. Is that No.
I had a great day for dinner at the theater. I had vodka,
sodas and popcorn. I don't understand. I don't get it. You were
you might have been most excited to see this movie. Is that why I
don't understand I did join a Barbie cult. Maybe I have broken free from
the cult. I don't know what happened. You have someone's there's some some
foul play at a foot here. Do this story to me? And maybe
some people don't like this aspect because it's not quote unquote, it's not the
most original story you've ever seen. Correct. This is like sort of a
Pinocchio meets a toy story. Those are the sort of it's sort of a
weird love child of those two stories. Um, so you've definitely seen elements
of everything in here before. It's just a new spin on it. But
I think that, like Barbie is a ridiculous toy and they and they really
lean into that and they talk about that, and so there are ridiculous elements
of this movie. So I really like you could only make this movie with
certain toys, and I feel like Barbie was a great candidate for it.
It'll be great with Polly Pocket, with Slinky, with Mattel's Hot Wheels,
with Let's see here. Uno describe the Uno movie to me. If you
take a card that says draw for more, You're gonna die. So it's
like a it's like a home to first, second, third. It's a
lot like Russian Roulette. It's a big Russian Roulette. Uno game is it'd
be a lot of splatter go. The music of this movie I thought was
great, great use of music in here, very catchy music as well.
I liked the opening Lizzo slash, like the reintroduction of it with like the
different lyrics. I enjoyed that. I thought everything du Aalipa in this movie
v just didn't feel right. The song didn't feel right. Her as mermaid
didn't feel right. I just didn't like, do you aacking me personally right
now? I'm trying to attack you right now? You say, boy,
why would du Elipa even stand out to you in this movie other than me
loving Duelipa. She couldn't even get the dial high, Barbie. She didn't
even sound correct saying it. That's how mermaids talk. You. Mermaids are
real and they're all white. You know what? Go? Yeah, I'm
I my I hated tena mentie. I'm giving it thirteen hot dougs. Oh
why would you do that to me for the target audience? Thirteen? Uh?
I actually not only did the Lizzo song make me laugh, the Barbie
the Duelippa, whatever the name of the song is, The fucking rifts been
stuck in my head for a week. But moreover, the Billie Eilish song
that is used in the most emotional moment of the film is I don't even
really like William Eilash all that much. She's hit or miss obviously very talented,
fucking great song. It's been it's legit and stuck in my head for
ten days now since the moment I watched this, and I thought that was
a perfect use of a song in a movie. How about the Barbie girl
sample, Oh the Ice Spice sung? Yeah, yeah, that was okay,
all right, okay, but that's a that's four notable songs right there,
and you told me you didn't like the songs. I think it's also
very similar to Elf for a little bit of time. But then I'm happy
that they brought it back to Barbie Land so quick that which was so I
thought this movie did a good job of you think it's gonna go this way
and they're like, oh, all right. I like that they did this
instead, because I feel like if it went the other way, that's the
feeling you should have about the movie. But if they stayed in last movie
Subverted Girl. If so. First off, I think they stayed in La
maybe a smidge too long. But if they stayed there the entire time,
I thought it would have stunk. Okay, that's fair. Okay, I
stayed in La for seven minutes. I'm telling you the movie that's in my
head right now. I thought this movie has a great heart to it.
It's a feel good movie with a pretty good message in it. I like
the message of you deciding your own identity. Yes, you don't have to
fit into this Barbie doll box that they're trying to force you into. You
can break the mold and become whoever you want. I think the message of
the movie is the best part. No, Actually, Gosling and Robbie are
also great, But the message is I think what puts it over the top
of me saying that it is a good movie. I'm not saying it's bad.
Mac. You just want me. You're trying to put me in a
box right now. You're trying to tell me that I need to love this
movie. But out of your way to throw strays at Dua Lipa. You're
the first person to make any comments about Duallipa in this movie negatively. Hi,
Barbie, she's a robot, she's a mermaid. I didn't hear you
say anything about John Cena and the same thing. Oh no, let's I'm
sorry, females, Let's get to that cameo as well. That cameo stunk,
oh for two in our last two pods for John Cena not great.
Yeah, this is a bad stretch for Sena. Right, Yeah, he's
gonna he's gonna do better work than this. Yeah, dude, I think
this very well might be the funniest movie of the year. I laughed out
loud throughout the entire movie. I did go through a bunch of comedies when
I spoke with DJ Bean about this. You can go check out the Brunch
podcast as well, that as his with Pete Blackburn. But I have a
couple of movies that I do think are funnier. I think that GEOTG three
was funnier. I think joy Ride was way funnier. I think that Turtles.
I think Turtles is funnier, but I could see the going back and
forth on there. I think Spider Versus funnier. I think that Air is
funnier. So I haven't seen joy Ride, which I do need. BlackBerry's
funnier. BlackBerry's not funnier, but it's specifically Howard and now everything Howarden says
in It just kills me. Air is a very funny movie. Guardians obviously
is a very funny movie. I think this not only had more jokes,
you know what. I think that Renfield Renfield got me to lawmore. Redfield
still might have single hardest laugh of the year, although this one comes close
when Redfield gets back to his partner and Cage is sitting there that that's maybe
the funniest moment of That's a great scene. There's a great Snyder cut joke
in this movie that I don't think it's that funny. I think you bet
what do your your your beta cut? Fucking we can't call each other beta
cuts this entire episode. Mac, oh, you look you like the Snyder
cut? Do you would you like when Rolling Stone put at number one by
mistake? I did? I said, it's finally getting its proper Do get
to the fucking gauntlet? All right, Mac, Let's get into the gauntlet
here. Fun factor and I do think that it is fun. It is
very stylized and a lot of it is very fun. It's just that I
think that they rush through a couple of these storylines and they don't conclude them.
I want, I'm gonna need you to um really really explain yourself when
we get the spoilers. Okay, one, I had an absolute blast throughout
this movie. I think this movie is made to be one of the more
fun theater experiences in a while. Makes sense because you're a beta cuck.
Yes make shirt right now, satisfactor, Mac, And I think I'm satisfied
by what they gave us because, like you said earlier, this is probably
the best that they can do with this property. Yep, I think that.
And I'm also very satisfied with the Pinocchio like elements at the end of
this Yeah, like when Robbie grows her nose out right correct. I like
the whole real boy, real girl aspect to this borometer And in the third
act, Now, while I do like the dance scene, the big dance
number, if you will not to spoil anything, the build up to that
dance number I thought was incredibly boring and kind of the second act. I
want to say that's in the third act. How many acts are in this
movie? The twenty six acts. So in the at the end of the
twenty first act when they introduced the dance number. So the dance number,
I really like how outlandish and wild it is, like completely out of left
field. But the build up was not great to me. I know,
I think there's a couple of lulls in this movie. I'm not going to
pretend it was. There wasn't St Angeles too, but go ahead whatever.
I also, I do feel like it was paced well, but there are
a couple like head scratching moments that are just dropped in there that I really
didn't like. I thought you were going to scratch your head when you said
that, I'm like, that's great, but you were. You were taking
sweat off your brother was wiping sweat off my bald ass head. Um.
I also feel like, as much as I bought into the more emotional moments
of the movie, I could see people not buying into those. They were
a little over the top. But also you feel like they were over the
top on purpose. Was I made fun man? Or am I a Muppet?
Very similar to that Hallow? Are you or are you? Barby Borometer?
We just did that Halloween. Will Wayne Over time. This is a
very good question. Actually, this might be the most puzzling movie of all
time. I'll go first. Yes, Um, I think because Barbie Barbie
is timeless, and there's as Bart Harley drivers, what's the other one to
Hank Barley too or something like that, what's the fucking day Barley from my
Dad's a pair of pants? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Give
us the fourth Barley for our mount Rushmore are timeless jokes in here, timeless
references in here, and although there are some topical ones as well, I
think because Barbie is timeless, this movie is gonna be kind of timeless.
Equator. This is above the Aquator folk show. I'm not a hater,
Mac, I'm a realist. Okay, sure, No, I'm telling you
credit union. Who would you like to give credit to? I will give
it to the two main stars of this movie. They encapsulate characters extremely well.
Yep. I'll also give credit here to Gretit Gerwig for executing a very
bizarre but clear vision. And although it was cleared or us leading up to
it, Like, once you got into this movie, you're like, oh,
I see what she's doing here. I like what she's doing. She
for sure put on screen the vision she had. Let me actually take a
step back and give credit to Mattel. Mattel let Gearwig really just have fun
and just proud and poke at what Barbie is, what the toy company is,
what this big conglomerate is, and they said, you can do whatever
you want, Like the company deserves a little bit of credit for that,
right, can you retract the credit now that post movie they're being like,
I think we're gonna do a mateloverse. Okay, I'm gonna take another step
back and I'm gonna take my credit away and I'm gonna give it to Ken
Good Kennergy, Right, shout out Ken Border, your brother in luck.
Shout out yes, because now you know he's a part of the movie.
Yes, he was uncredited Ken Yes, Pants Density Excite bike Mania. What
got you going? And I think that Gossling got me going real hard?
No, Uh, funniest character in the movie the Casa Dojo House was it
that helped me out here? Yeah? Something like that Casa Dojo House thing.
Everything with that, and then also the love for horses. The musical
number at the end really is funny. Yeah, there's there's There's a lot
of fun and a lot of funny scenes throughout, but I do think it
kind of lacks the one pants tent moment unless you really bought into those those
couple dance numbers, I would say, however, and they do make a
joke about this. Robbie being in the movie sort of makes the whole run
time a pants tent. So yes, all one hundred and fourteen minutes we're
a pants tent for those of you tardy to the Mac and Goop party.
We rate everything on a forty hot dog rating system in Mac. You're more
excited than this than I am, so go right ahead, Okay, Like
I said, uh, it's a it's elements of stories we've seen before brought
together here cranked up to eleven. Robbie learning how to be come a quote
unquote real girl is pretty satisfying. The music is great. Really props the
movie up for me. I guess maybe not for goo feel good movie with
a feel good message. I thought, as funny as it was the one
moment they're gonna show when Robbie gets nominated for Best Actress. Here is the
moment where she's crying during the Billie Eilish song you know that You're going to
see that at the Oscars. I thought that was a very good emotional moment,
but again I could see that being too much for some. I thought
this movie got weird enough too. You know, with the premise, they
definitely could have got more bizarre, but it was enough for me. They
leaned into the ridiculous premise. Having the narrator I thought was a good call
to sort of tidy things up. I thought they went too far here though,
with Barbie's Creator all that roof stuff. Didn't need that in there.
Those were a couple of drops that I thought really hurt the pacing of the
movie. That was a little bizarre. ID I didn't care for either scene
with her credit to Greta Gerwig here Goo, I thought already done that.
I thought there were moments in this movie that felt almost like a wes Anderson
movie, especially with the traveling and some of the cut scenes. Yeah,
like very wes Anderson, like the fantastical nature of it. Yeah, so
she she really dipped into her bag on that. I appreciate that. There
was good references throughout this movie. Uh, some again more topical than timeless.
The Snyder joke fucking killed me. Every beach joke made me laugh,
and there were a ton of them. And then the Allan and mid stuff
was very funny as well. Again, there was a little bit of a
boor in here. There was some predictability, especially as you got into the
third act. Nothing groundbreaking, but they did do everything really well. But
ultimately, what props this movie up more so than the music, are the
performances by Margot Roby and Ryan Gosling. They're both incredible. As I've got
this at thirty five hot Dogs my number five movie of twenty twenty three.
Just above it is Guardians three, and just below it is Mission Impossible,
Deadreck Get Part one. So I'm gonna go ahead and a little cop out
for you here, MACKI ready for this, Okay, sure, I'm not
the target audience for this movie? Wow? Where have I heard that before?
See you guys later. Goo you wear fucking matching onesie outfits? You
are so so deep into the target audience for this movie. What I am
enough? I do have the kennerge. I'm telling you, are you a
scrull? Is this really good? What the fuck is this? So?
It is a wonderfully stylized and hypercolored vision that is completely all Greta Gearwig,
and you can tell that she got everything that she wanted throughout this entire runtime
of the movie. And I do like portions of this journey, but I'm
not sure if it all comes together by the end. Having said that,
though Mac I love the overall message of creating your own identity. I'm completely
in with that. It tries to do a lot. It takes a lot
of big swings, but I also think it misses on a lot of those
swings. I'm not sure how many home runs there are. I'm also not
even sure how many singles there are. I think this is funny, but
it could have been punched up more. You could have had funnier stuff.
A lot of this feels like a twelve fifty five sketch on SNL. I've
already mentioned that, and I feel like Gosling is the main one that carries
that. It reminds me a lot of that Kyle Mooney sitcom sketch that they
had, and Gosling is in one of those where he plays do Gay.
I think that that is pretty much what a lot of that character feels like.
And I do like that a lot of ha funny, not a lot
of ha ha funny for me Mac. So I'm not saying the jokes feel
lazy, but they just they don't feel like they're fully realized. I like
them taking shots at Mattel. I like Mattel taking that, but like we
talked about earlier, let's pull that back because Mattel, they're like, hey,
take this hot wheel and shove it. You're gonna love it. So
I'm right around thirty one hot tucks. Dude, I don't know. I
don't know how you can say that TMNT was so funny and then this wasn't
without a doubt. Barbie mentioned being milked once. I would have been in.
I know you would have been in. That would have been your pants,
I questioned, I you know, I wish I could have seen this
movie with you. I question your state of mind. Maybe it was the
crowd. I feel like maybe on a second rewatch, you might appreciate it
more. I don't know. I might not watch this movie again. I
don't care. So here's the other thing. Would you admit this? People
are gonna remember twenty twenty three obviously for Spider Verse and Oppenheimer, but they'll
mention Barbie. No. I actually, i'll tell you right now. I
think when people think back to this year in movies, it's gonna be to
Oppenheimer and Barbie, like that weekend Barbenheimer. I just fucking thought of it.
Barmenheimer is a cultural phenomenon. I actually just read today too. Barbie
just broke the record for a most movie ever made by a solo female directed
movie. So that's something as well. Brian France and it was right,
movies are back like that to me. We thought we talked about it all
the time, like theater movie versus at home movie, Like this was such
a fun theater experience, and the pops and the sound and the visuals play
so well in the theater. I don't think you'll lose much on home watches
like you would on say a Mission Impossible. This was just such a delightful
theory. I'll tell you right now. Actually my theater experience, I saw
it with influencers jealous. I mean, I think that's why it affected your
viewing of them. They gave us a giant care pack, I got free
popcorn, I got free drinks. I just realized what it was. They
didn't have your name on the care package. You were Batty Day's guest.
You were pissed off the whole time. It sounds like you've cracked the code.
Dude. Want to get some some spoilers here before we do that.
I have it. I have it in a group of movie so it's outside
of my top nine. I would have it in a group with the Flash
and Creed three, all right, I haven't seen Creed three. I enjoyed
the Flash more like the Flash. I have it at number ten on the
year. Yeah, I think I have it eight on the year. But
you and I we're willing to forgive wonky cgi. You know it is.
I actually think if we're good at anything, we're good at just saying I
don't give a fuck about the rotten Tomato score in terms of like I've been
saying that all year. I know, I know, I'm saying. Well,
we'll use it as a parameter in our podcast. But our personal feelings
are very rarely affected by other people's thoughts on a movie. And I think
the perfect example of that is thor Love and Thunder. A perfect example of
that is Flash. Let's take two steps back and let's give credit once again.
To us. Yeah, credit to us, credit to us. All
right, let's get into some spoilers here, Max spoiler, I ask you
a question here, Yes, yes, okay, So end of the second
act of the movie, when they go back to Barbie Land. First off,
I like that they go back to Barbie Land. I'm in on that
out of nowhere, Barbie suddenly thinks that she is ugly? Is that because
Ferrera thinks that she's ugly and that has now seeped into Barbie's mind because Ferreira
has been pushing more of like the death and the suicide stuff. It was
more like out of nowhere, She's like, I'm ugly, helped me out
here. I think those feelings of Ferrara's, which, by the way,
I thought one of the better moments of the movie. The quote unquote reveal
that it was Ferrera's thoughts and feelings and not Sashes. I thought that was
a nice time, right. But also, let me take a step back.
Let's take how many step backs? Am I getting this? You have
fallen down the flight of stairs. You've taken so many steps back. I
would have liked is broken at the bottom of the steps. If they explored
the mother daughter like that story more because I thought that was the most interesting
story in the movie, and they just kind of gave up on it.
No, I thought they did it perfect amount. We got it, we
understood it. And and that's another that's a thing too with the fifteen year
old girl, Like a lot of that ship's unspoken. They just have to
have an understanding with each other. They kind of just fall into the background.
I don't agree with that at all, go I thought, And these
are two characters I'd never heard of, Midge and Alan. The jokes and
everything surrounding that I thought is like a purfele perfect summation of like the way
Gerwig handles her projects. Those are two things that if they were never brought
into this movie, this movie would still be roughly the same. But those
small editions show like how she handled it with care and like she truly understands
how funny that's gonna be with the Allen and Ken stuff and Midge and the
Mattel ceo, like did you will fail? Goes h? Do you want
the fart opera that she tried to put into this movie? So no,
I don't. I would like to see that, but not in the movie.
I don't want to cut with that. How are you on one of
those cake videos? I want it separate? Yes, give me the cake
here. I just want to see what it would have looked like. Everyone
knows used to circulate, and everyone's like, watch this video. Why I
want to watch this video? Is that? Why your score we're so low?
Because you wanted to see the fart cut? I wanted the farts.
I wanted the fartsh good. The thing that I the thing I really didn't
like most Ryan A couple of dogs, maybe even three. Maybe that take
a step back and give me credit for that, though I'm moving forward.
I've got a fucking chair lift on the stairs. The inclusion of Barbie's creator,
Ruth Handler in here, I get that they want to pay homage to
her because she created this whole craze and everything. But Ruth Handler died in
two thousand and two. Go, so they have an actor in here playing
Ruth Handler living in the basement of Mattel, who was born in two thousand
and three. It was she pops up again at a later moment, and
those two moments pretty much like took me out of the movie. It was
jarring. I did not like it at all, and if you were remove
those two from the movie, this would be I don't know much high because
thirty five is a good score. But I thought this movie would be a
lot better without those two moments because ultimate Lee that doesn't actually add anything to
the film, because yes, you get the monologue with Handler talking about why
she created Barbie, and it could show that a girl could be an astronaut,
could be this, could be that. So that's great, but you
can convey that through characters that are already in the movie. You didn't need
to add her in there. That was really bothersome to me. I also
thought that every actor that's in here, just like I mean, like Sarah
did his thing, and he was very Michael Sarah in it. But like
I just thought that they could have used the other Barbies and Ken's a little
bit better. I thought that you could have replaced them all with someone else
and you really wouldn't have noticed except for the fact that they aren't movie stars.
I don't really I'm not on that same level with you. Also,
Will Farrell, going back to Barbie Land, there was no payoff to that.
Well, he Will Farrell learned a lesson. What do you mean,
I'm not even sure if we needed Will Farrell in this movie. I thought
he was funny, and actually I thought that the way that he portrayed it,
it felt like one of those fun Will Farrell characters. I'm like the
mid two thousands. Some of the funniest things were between him and Aaron Dinkins.
But stuff was very funny that felt like more of a cartoon than what
was happening in Barbie Land. I don't know, Barbie Land is pretty fucking
cartoonish. They had a Scooby Doo chase in the hallway. What are you
talking about? Most of the ben Most of the Kens and Barbies are non
stars. You have Simul Lou and now of course Kingsley ben Adair, who
we saw in Secret Invasion. The other ones are pretty much no names,
and the same goes for Barbie. You had Eastern Ray, you had Kate
McKinnon. The other ones mostly people we didn't know. I want to give
credit to Greta Gearwig for making or not making me, but allowing me to
like Kate McKinnon again, at least for one sketch, for one scene.
I thought she was great in that first scene, and then they brought her
back, and I'm like, we probably could have just done with the one
scene. No, I think she was fine in the second scene. Yeah,
and like four minutes of screen time's just good. The only other spoiler
ish thing in here that I want to mention that you had seen as well
as There's a night A little nods seemingly to the Bratstalls in here, which
became very popular in the early two thousands, maybe late nineties, at the
lunche table when Barbie dressed up in her girl get up, which is a
very nice image. She's talking to Sasha and her friends, and the four
friends there are the four names of the Bratstalls and roughly have the same looks
as the original Bratstalls. So I like that little tidbit in there, that
little easter egg. Okay, what do you want in the sequel? I
don't want a sequel. Well, we're gonna get a sequel, well,
at least not from Robbie and Gerwig. They said they won't yep, And
Mattel is like, fine, we don't have to pay you, We'll just
keep doing it. Nope, that's fine. Mattel could do what they want,
and again that's why we removed credit from Mattel. I don't want more
Mattel Verse movies. Yeah, let's get into Max and Max. That could
be anything. It could be a boat and Mac. What do I have
in the notes right here? Does it confuse you? Let me scroll down?
Yes, where am I supposed shave? What do you think that means?
I think that means when you have your shirt off, like at the
pool, are you supposed to have certain body parts shaved? That's not a
bad guess. I'm gonna go ahead and explain this to you, so as
you can tell, I am covered in shitty facial hair. You can see
that I don't look good. How about me? By the way, my
vacation beard. I like that. Yeah, okay, So at my home
right now for a while. Yes, I'm sorry, Yes, I'm picking
up what you're putting down. For a while. I was pushed from the
sink into my bathtub because when I shave, I make a mess. I
think that means you don't shave enough. That could be it. I also
have very sensitive skin. I can't use the cream I do as well,
but my son now takes baths in the actual bathtub, So I am no
longer allowed to shave in there. Do you know where I shaved last Thursday?
Kitchen sink? The backyard. I brought a mirror outside and I shaved
my face in the backyard. What did you do for water? Just buzzers?
I just buzzed my face in the backyard. Oh oh gotcha. So
yeah, I suppose that's that's an issue. They make all sorts of men's
products that help y out in the bathroom to control those shavings. Um.
I for me, with the job that I have, I have to shave
every two or three days, so I never are really unkept on my face.
So I don't really have that issue. I think you just need to
shave more often. But where where am I allowed to shave? Wow?
This is this is the life of a man. I keep getting. You
know. The the suggestion to me is to shave at the gym, But
no, I don't want to feel like the homeless dad from Saved by the
Ballot. And then you get to bring clippers with you to the gym.
I know, yeah, no, no, that's a bad suggestion. And
then you know you have the other the other issue of you know, shaving,
Where am I supposed to do this. You know, you can come
over here if you'd like. I have in my bathroom. I'm not I'm
not doing that. I have a bidet next to the toilet, so I
just shave over the bidet, clean it up afterwards. That Bideala's look a
fucking stuffed animal right now. It looks like Ted after he got ripped apart
and all the fluff came out. Yeah, so guys, help me out.
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