He's been nigh about twenty years and them cool Yon fool Dune broke magic and
the world ain't been right since monster defrayon from them other worlds running round terr
Clease and down in the Bole and got the gree Gree water. There's some
kind of evil set on sort of good many folk. So beware, my
friends, go carefully, as a lazy brought them all else that murky water
gonna lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go on
another fool's quest over their true blood. We're gonna look around and see if
there's any cool stuff in here. I said, yeah, yeah, there
is. Unfortunately not. I'm not even gonna make you guys roll, because
this guy did not have any treasure here. In fact, he hasn't been
here since he was since about twenty years ago disported. We still look around
for a half hour. All the all the gems and stuff that are on
the wall, like the refractories, Is any of that worth anything? Um,
it's quartz crystal. It's not real valuable. If you'd probably sell it
basically as a commodity. It's something that you have to I'm gonna string up
the ab lit because that's coming. How you turn it into a theme park?
Comes to our gem mine and crusty krab. The ablet is real,
slimy, real, real, just mucasy. You go tie the note rope
around it, and you notice it in the water even it's like just a
thick cloud of slime around this thing. I'm a rapid tarp around it,
all right, all right, carry it like, uh, tie that around
the stick and then like I'm running away from home in an old cartoon,
carry a sack behind me. So you're just dragging it because you're tiny horse
sized squid thing. We'll drag it in Fred's boat. Um and uh yeah,
you guys, you guys are gonna drag the ablest back out and up
to the the treehouse. It's the Hags House. It's not yours anymore.
Well for another week anyway. Yeah you're joy ride in your mobile home.
Yeah, so it's on lease. Uh yeah, you're able to drag it
up there fairly easily. Just get the no prope to loop itself around one
of the crocodiles and you keep you you keep them in crocodile for him until
you guys get back out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah for the phone.
No, get back on land and he drops the spell. And you
guys, are you know humanoids again? What you're gonna do? I suppose
you could just like, uh, put the put the the the tarp bundle
full of dead appleth, justin, just pour the whole thing into one of
the boats. Just PLoP it in one of the boats. We're gonna,
yeah once once we get oh we're back to the house. Yeah. Oh
yeah, into a pestle, grind it up into juicy stuff, put it
in the chest. All right. I wonder if Anthronoxis would want it.
I'm turning it into it an ingred Oh yeah, it's a potion. We'll
give Anthronoxis one of the potions. Yeah, okay, never gonna happen.
Well, drag it up to this laboratory. Then it's gonna be muck everywhere.
There's a lot of appleth. It'll take you several hours to like really
process the whole thing. Oh yeah, I got, I got just we've
got travel time, all right, make me make me a save all right,
he's so done with us twenty one. All right, I am strong
goblin. Um, So your your potions that protect you from the transformation only
last an hour. Oh so when the hour is up, you go to
grab it again and you can feel your flesh start to change, and then
the the potion's magic kicks in one last time and keeps you from changing.
Do you continue to process the apple? You have to ask yourself one question.
Do I feel lucky? Well? Du yeah, punks, I need
tarts, target gloves. Yeah, you've got You've got several jars of this
apple with mucus slime stuff. Now, um, I'll say you got I
don't know, orld two D ten nine. You got nine jars of this.
That's plenty for just the ingredient, because I'm gonna cut it anyway.
Yeah, yeah, to use this as an ingredient in a potion as as
potent as the stuff seems to be just from the little touch of it you
got there, you're positive that you could cut this concentrated monster essentially got on
a lifetime supply if you find some use for this. Hear me out.
It's a potion of water breathing. When you're right, you're right, I
trust you implicit. So you guys have about a day's travel back to Crossing
and to say, if you if you want to do some experiments in the
alchemy lab up there. I do. I'll even let you take your proficiency
bonus and make a make am probably an intelligence check. Yeah, we'll do.
Remember when spellcraft was a Yeah, with my proficiency bonus, it's an
eight. All right. Another concave as that section of the downstairs area just
explodes. Um, yeah, you don't. You don't manage to make any
potions with with one of the jars. You you'll learn a lot of ways
that don't work. Oh, I'm gonna keep messing with this. Make me
travel checks though. As you guys are heading back to Crossing. Nope,
ten for one. I should have had something for one. I never did,
but we should have. We should have. I feel like that should
just be like pick one of your choice. Yeah, oh well DM's choice.
So the trip back to Crossing is uneventful other than Elmer falls down the
stairs. This comes. He comes down to dump out one of his potions
that didn't work and trips and falls. These stairs are covered in m land
space space with the umber Hulk. Nobody's stepping that puddle. It'll kill you.
Reminds me of a Farns where it's we're taking that with us, right,
we're taking the umber hulk head with us, right oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, we're taking everything. I'm taking the bookshelves, some
I'm taking. There's planks on the walls. Well, we should find find
someplace to store all the ship that we're taken out of here. You think
we could rent some space in the emporium, could probably, If not,
we do know an organization that could help us out. You know the group
you know of the Hey, we're members. I still got my napkin.
That's the same, all right, So let's see. It's about a day's
journey to get there, that's it. Yeah, you guys pull up the
cross and right uh, right around sunset starting to get dark when you come
in. You want to head into town tonight or rest wait till the morning,
or yeah, I mean I'm gonna park this thing and we should probably
go into town and see what's going on. Huh. Yeah, it's uh,
let's go see what's up and see if we can find a place of
the store everything. All right, Yeah, Well the one dude's got that
empty warehouse with lots of space the emporium. Yes, yeah, it's Remy.
They can we can play more out there, maybe they can trade them
some space in the back for a bottle of squid juice. It's gotta be
a magical item of so I'm sorry, right, h Probably weren't special poison,
are you asking me? No? I was saying with conviction. Oh
yeah, that's the case. Ye could let it could let him take off
with the house right before we turn it back over the swamp Remy's Bargain,
Divination Warehouse and Emporia. Where you about the thousand round Yeah, definitely,
Um see your head over there and and make perception roles. Actually fifteen fourteen
nineteen, all three of you notice around the corner from Remi's just like a
block away four dudes from the College of Conjuration. They have insignia zone on
their robes. It's like a it looks like a top hat with a rabbit
coming out of it. That's how you can tell which colleges are from there.
They seem to be, I don't know, interrogating or hassling someone over
just across the street, kind of you can't hear what they're saying with the
the person looks upset, right, it's not Sam or Flanders, is it?
It's not okay? Why are they're hassling. That dude over there should
go check it out. He's probably a h and I nodded my head down
it myself. He looks like he's one of these kids. Anyway. The
person they're hassling appears to be like a street performer. They've got a couple
of torches in one hand and there's another one on the ground and they're all
out. But they appear to be, guess some sort of street performer.
Um, let's go over there and see what's going on. Yeah, thats
fine, I'll start stump. I'm feeling a little heroic today. Maybe I'll
make me a crocodile again. I'll walk over very like big and tough looking,
but noticeably like three to four feet behind that was steal a fili.
You do have your platform shoes now? Oh yeah, no, I'm like
squared up. I'm just five feet back all right. Um, just before
you guys get over there, you notice a couple of familiar tortals come around
like out of an alley and go up and start shop. And a couple
of the guys from the college, there's Tom and Tom seem to be coming
to the rescue. Over there, You get a little closer, and the
college guys and Tom and Tom are kind of arguing. The college guys are
like, we have every right. We're investigating for warlocks and heretics and you
knew it. And they're like, again, on, keep moving on,
keep moving on. The ain't nothing for you around here. And yeah,
the college guys end up end up heading off, but with some some dirty
looks, and Tom and Tom turned to you and say, that's you a
lot again. On one of them says that Tom Tom, Yeah Toms,
Yeah, oh yeah, I remember you too, So you're beating the Tom
Toms, Yeah, we remember you too. Yeah. Did you finish extorting
people's moneys today? Oh? No, extortion on the docket today, just
a little message, just service, if you know what I mean. Yeah,
the boss says he'd like to speak with you. Oh so he does.
He's meets you in the tavern. I try raising an eyebrow to like
give them a funny look, but I can't do it. They give you
a funny look. He just raises both, harries both and drop it looks
and then push one of them down with your hand. Oh really, yeah,
really, Okay, we'll meet him. Then they wander on down the
road, and you guys had on two remies. Yeah, yeah, all
right, he is just locking up when you get there. What you guys
are getting my mom my favorite customers. You're spending money tonight, I can
I can keep it open a little longer. No crack door, Let's go
and talk, going and talk. That sounds oh okay. He locks the
door and rings you guys inside as well. Stock hasn't changed since the last
time you were here too, two days ago. But what can I do
for you? Oh? Well, we find ourselves in in need of some
storage space, and uh we knew that you have ample room in said warehouse.
Maybe we could work out a deal where we could like share some of
the square footage. Oh about it just does so happen to be that I
have some circlus space. Yeah, I think we could maybe, uh maybe
split the rent on this place. Bring my overhead down a little bit,
I think, guys, Yeah, I think it's a great idea. I
mean, obviously we got to set some money aside for when we visit anthronoxis
right right, yeah, and actually we could probably have his birthday party here.
Sounds like a terrible idea, I hate that dragon. I hate everything
about it. You're right, we should do the birthday party at his lair.
That's what I was saying. Yeah, well he could send an invitation
just to see. Oh yeah, I mean that's a good point anyway.
Send him a mail care courrier. Hopefully somebody will. Yeah, you guys,
just write it up, give it to me. I'll get it.
Send him aunch goal. Hopefully he doesn't eat it. It's totally gonna eat
it, all right. Yeah, he he works something out with you guys.
It's gonna be twenty five gold a month for your share of the rent.
Oh yeah, that's pretty pretty reasonable. Yeah, it's a bargain warehouse.
Seem cool. You got a right, Well, we'll start figuring out
where we're gonna start storing things and get it all squared away. Yeah,
he's got an extra key. He uh, hands you guys an extra key.
Cool cool. He says, I'll give this to you and hands it
to rent. He's not give this to you because you're the tallest. That's
no way to judge leadership, and I won't have it. That's I mean,
he's a lot taller than he used to be. Come on, he's
almost as tall as me now like I might, Tippy tells you you won't
say that to my face. Well, here's like four or five on a
tall day together. Now, yeah, I think so too. This has
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up? This whole thing is my lab oh, all of it all the
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back. So you guys worked out a deal with with Remy M and now
you are renting the the empty space in his warehouse. So you guys gonna
move your stuff tonight or we have We've got a week before we need to
move our stuff. We should go check out the tavern and see what that
one dude wants. Yeah, let's go find out what the boss wants.
It's all right, how are you going to the tavern? Uh, we're
gonna take the short entrance right where we don't have to go by the rest
monster the short yes, in front of the Cuboba, under the under the
bridge, but our edges back on our shirt in the culvert. It's good
that you it's good that you poked your head up and looked around. So
you're able to find that you're able to find that entrance to the sewers again,
only this time. So last time you were in this passage it was
real clean. This time there's some slime and some muck. It seems like
it's it's been worked on a lot, like smeared around a lot with mops
and whatnot. But it's pretty it's pretty gross and kind of smelly. Once
you get down to the door of the tavern, though, just around the
corner where you guys have come from before is where the muck seems to be
started growing up from. But you go into the tavern and again everything spotless,
sparklingly clean, warm oil lamps. You know. It's a fire going
in a fireplace, and the bar keep looks up, sees you guys,
and nods to you, and then kind of nods over towards a corner table
where there's, uh, there's there's a guy sitting and he's got a covered
something on the table, something maybe like two feet tall and round, almost
shaped like a bird cage or something. Okay, all right, well you
guys want to sit down and I'll go grab some mushroom bruise. Yeah,
it sounds like a plan. Yeah, I've got sit down. Yeah,
I'll go grab some some of that homebrew mushroom beer and join him at the
table. All right, he doesn't seem to be coming because I'm hidden behind
the bird cage. Here we go, leaving all that in. See a
head over there, and it's sort of a chef at a wee corner table.
And the persons that's sitting there is wearing a hood, their faces obscured
by shadows. You walk up and sit down or do you wait to be
invited? What do you I just walk right up and sit down. If
Elmer does it, I do it too. But not until Elmer does it,
I sit down, and I like brush the bird cage slightly in the
side so I could kind of stay. How can I help you? Yeah?
You see? Oh, you see you guys. He pulls his hood
back and it's a big fat half orcs. Well, you guys been causing
some trouble in my city. I'm oh, did we think I've been solving
things in your city? I don't know who. See since youse guys showed
up, it seems there's been a lot of trouble and of the things coming
out of the sewers all kinds of things. Look, I'm the boss of
the city, but I gotta answer to someone. And WHOA the Godfather?
He uh, he would like a word with you, the Godfather. This
sounds pretty heavy. And he reaches up, puts his hand on top of
the cloth that's on this little bird cage, and they pulls his hand back
and says, when you speak to the Godfather, you will be respectful.
You will address him as Godfather or as his grace, the Earl of fallen
bows? Am I understood? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, A drink
my mushroom, broom. I'm straight down. I'm trying to peet hunt of
the cover. He pulls the cover off, and it is a bird cage.
It's golden, and inside it is a homunculus homunculus sitting on a little
uh, a little perch in there, and it is completely still, like
perfectly still for a moment, and the half work looks around at you guys
again and says, obviously, this is not the Godfather. This is but
a conduit through which the Godfather can communicate with us. Oh okay, I
thought maybe he was like a little guy, you know, outly we knew
that why would you not done? Girls? One at the time plays and
then he just kind of smacks the cage. The homunculus shakes itself and seems
to wake up, and it turns and looks at you guys, and and
the orc says, Godfather the adventurer as he wished to speak with, are
here. And then he gets up and leaves the arc does the half work?
Is here? Like a bowl of peanuts or anything on the table.
Yeah, there's like a little breadsticks or something. Yeah. Actually it's a
fancy place. It's probably like, you know, velvet toast and a little
break sticks. And yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna grab something like while we're
talking and not breaking eye contact, I'm slowly like gonna get some to the
honkulus break off a little piece of crusts. It's swats it away from its
face. No, it's good man, man. Putting your mouth, Oh
my god, put your mouth. It's got a real squeaky voice. And
it gets up off the perch and it's got these little wings on its back
that just start fluttering and it sort of hovers there. Written from the bars,
So see are the ones who went down in the sewers mhm oh yeah,
yeah, we did a little bit of some of the must be lunking
in the tubes. Yeah, yeah, since you did, things been coming
out. He's been coming out and hassling my guys. Did did we forget
to shut a door or something? You know, I don't like my guys
being hassled, and it seems like it seems to me the polite thing to
do would be to go back and clean up the mess that she has left
down there. And I'm well, I'm sure we all want to keep things
polite. Yeah, oh yeah, sure. Now you keep saying you don't
know what went on down there, what's causing that? But something's going on
and I've got about another well, I'd say I got about another twenty four
hours of politeness left in me. If you, if you catch my drift,
what happens after twenty four hours, then I stop being polite. Oh
I ain't see, I don't tails I'm not I've never been great at like
societal I don't understand the problem. Really, Even things are coming out of
the sewer, that's you guys, right, you guys come out of the
sewers. I've never been in a sewer in my life. Aren't we in
the sewer right now? Well yeah, but the same me. That's a
distinction without a different what your grace? Um? Your grace? So like,
what kind of things have been coming out? Because the last time we
were down here, it was pretty much just us. But there's a rust
Rusty was in there. Well, Rusty was in there, Yeah, but
he wouldn't hurt anybody. He was just looking for something to lunch on.
Oh, Umberhawk was in there too. We have been coming out. Oh,
demons, demons, demons, weak ones. They ain't been too much
trouble so far. Oh he didn't have anything, but every batch of them
is a little bit stronger. There was Oh yeah, there was that so
many circle thing. Yeah, but that something circle has spent. Maybe somebody
else is down there's so many more circles. We barely saw it down there.
It was half covered. Look. Oh we also thought that one thing
that was in the water. So what do we get for solving your problem
again? You get to stay in my town, your great our relationship remains
quadring, not even in your town. I don't need to be so it's
more my town than your town. You're not even here. Possession is nine
tenths of goblin rule. Okay, maybe amongst goblin circles. But I don't
think this guy's a goblin. No, hum bird, are you in the
cage? No, that's not him. No, I know, he's just
a little fucking puppet. Dude by here, put in your mouth. Maybe
they're just saying that so we don't squish him. Are you a goblin?
On the other line, I am indeed not a goblin. Oh, the
nine tenths rule doesn't. In fact, I am an arch face. Oh
um, all right, we'll do the demon job. Why don't you tell
my cousin to come around more often and visit the family? Yeah, makes
that contact with you rand as he says that there's scary little thing, a
little homunculous like, Yeah, I don't like this. Yeah, I'll let
her know next time I talked to her. Um, Okay, which way
to the demon gate? We gotta go. Why are we doing the demon
thing? I'll explain it when we are a little bit more private. I'm
yeah, I'm thinking I'm expecting you to pay. Okay, well, yeah,
I'll follow you guys as lead. I'm just along with the kicks and
giggles. I drink my entire mushroom beer. Jest. There's no pepper in
this one. It's a very godfather. Yeah, I'm just saying it's a
fairy godfather. Might quit? All right, does this pistol make my aunt
look big man? I kept this pap so we'll go do the demon thing.
Yeah, so I don't actually need the map. I suppose, um,
the respectful thing didn't last, right, No, I did not.
I medium. I did say your grace several times. So yes, Fren
was very respectful. Pilser wasn't disrespectful. I was just trying to feed the
little dude. I feel like you're pointing fingers. Elmer needs to make em
Elmer needs to make a Christmas save. Oh that's fine. Brouh huh.
Oh that's a ten. That's not fine. No, that's not. So
you're gonna have disadvantage on saving throws for the next hour. Okay. He
curses you with bad luck when I hide. Right, So this is the
same section as see as you guys were in before. You'll have to get
the You don't have to. The quickest way from here would be through that
rest Monster tunnel, which the rest Monster still down there. You guys,
didn't kill that, did you know? He didn't kill it? No?
Um, he's actually not still down there though. Okay, you go down
and I tossed a dagger, like before I even go in the room to
see if he props out, I realize he's not in there. He does
not. The pipes are completely gone down through the floor further. It seems
he escaped deeper. But you guys make your way through, and it is
filthy. The muck seems to be deeper than ever. Now this this muck
is this is the similar muck to like ableth muck. No, no,
no, this is green. It's got a terrible smell. It smells like
sulfur and just rotten garbage. M smells like someone teleported around here. It
does actually kind of smell like teleportation, or at least some sort of conjuration,
some sorgic brimstone, some sort of brimstone. Indeed. All right,
so you guys are heading to that room that had the that'd be the logical
places Storr. I think, yep, that'd do a little diagram we found.
All right, you get to that room and make perception checks out the
doorway actually left the doorway up thirteen, twenty three fourteen. Who's in the
front probably me? Are you gonna go right on man? Instead a closed
door? No, there's no door. So the doorway is moldy. This
room definitely seems to be where this slimy growth is coming from. There's like
this fuzzy green, moldy stuff lumps all over it, all the way around
the doorway. Rosen. It didn't look like this last time umber three year.
It looked a little like this, But this is some some pretty extreme
growths. Seem seems a little fuzzier. You know, how long were we
fighting that ablas? I know it only felt like minutes, but maybe it's
been years. I think they'dn't mentioned that. Oh yeah, everybody in town
was still the same agent. Yeah no, no, he said, uh
he said he had the same inventories two days ago when they're here, So
I think we're all good. Okay, all right, look it go through
so that the circle look any different. So the room had a big piece
of machinery across the middle of it from a giant pipe, and there's a
pipe of giant pump and there's a pipe going through it a ship pump.
Yeah, the circle was behind that pump, so it was you can't see
it from the doorway, but okay, sorry, I wanted to make sure
I didn't because it's just fun. Mike. He passed through, and you
don't see the machinery in front of you, but you notice it is like
real humid and the smell is stronger than ever and make a wisdom saving throw
twenty two twenty two. There is also this nagging buzz in the back of
your head, and you remember that from the last time you were in this
room, but you you sort of managed to suppress it with your whip.
I made my save last time we were here. Yeah, so oh f
wall. Wren and Elmer still on the other side of the doorway, you
notice after Pillsner steps through whatever this fuzz is around it. Actually Elmer didn't.
Did you got a ten on your three got twenty three? Yeah,
so Wren you don't notice, but Elmer you notice. One of the lumps
splits in the center opens up and it's an eye which blinks a couple of
times and then closes back up, and then the whole mass of slime and
sludge starts to move off of the doorway. It I think that turn around.
You turn around and there is a doorway just hanging in space, and
you were surrounded on all sides by the slimy muck, slimy gunk. It's
dark, but there's not a ceiling. There is not walls, just a
doorway hanging in space. You were on a slide layer of the abyss and
that doorway is shrinking role initiative. Oh shit, well fuck nuggets four eleven
twenty. He was the one that really needed to hurry up. Anyway,
pills there, you're up first. Okay, Now they're on the other side
of the door. This doorway shrinking, Um, so I can buggie back
through it? You can. However, the doorway itself is a demon.
Wait, what make make our Probably your religion checks for demons? Right,
religion or arkana? Whichever one you got better? Sixteen sixteen. You remember
another story of a demon called an alkhalith. They're often mistaken for some kind
of fungal growth, some kind of like mold or something like that. They
tend to infest doorways and windows and other portals and turn them into actual portals
to the abyss. They are attuned to the abyss, the plane that they're
from and share that attunement with portals. If they're in place long enough,
those portals can become permanent. So we need to route this thing out of
here anyway. Yeah, you could try to pass back through it, although
you'll take an opportunity attack at the minimum fare. All right, so you're
going through it. Yeah, it's gonna have what's round requests sixteen. It'll
hit as you pass through it as swipes out with a tentacle help and does
nine damage. It's almost the minimal, all right. It's acid damage.
Is this tentacle slaps you and just leaves this acidic slime and then it is
Well, you can continue your movement. You only went about five feet past
it, so you can continue your movement beyond it. If you want back
on the material, I'll get in the sewer, go back on our side,
spin around and position myself between the doorway and Renn and Elmer. Okay,
and of course drawing mood. Yeah, do you want to attack it?
Yeah, do so so nineteen on the first one, yeah, yeah,
twelve on the second twelve is a miss is it sort of splits and
you hack right into the stone. So it's taken eight from the first to
slash, all right, So yeah, you chop into it once and it
does some damage, but then miss the second time. Is it's it's quick,
and it's pretty amorph and morphuous, a morpholic, it's pretty squishy,
so it squeezes part of itself out of the way of your accident for the
second hit. But then it then it swings back at you. Yes,
three tentacles just shoot out of the mass of this thing, and two of
them miss you, but one hits and it catches you a lot better this
time. That's gonna be twenty damage of acids. It just wraps all the
way around you and then slides back off and Elmer your turn. What size
would you say in this creature is medium? So the whole thing also,
I guess I got ahead of myself, got ahead of myself. The whole
thing drops off of the door frame into just like a pile, like an
oozing oozy mass in front of the door. There can how far are we
from our house right now? Down the sewer, down the sewer. It's
like, I don't know, like a quarter mile, half mile, half
mile. I just want to know how long it was taking a walk there.
He's like, fuck this I'm out, so you guys later. Okay.
So I was thinking about turning it into like a crab and then just
leaving it in the house for the witches. It will turn back, but
then they can deal with it to their house. Now, just let them
deal with a deep boil. Say all right, I'll just try and go
with it. I'm not erupt earth. It just takes over the door in
their bathroom, and that's a dexterity fourteen safe. I don't know what you
did in there, but I am not cleaning that up. I made it.
They made it so it takes half damage. Then, so twenty one
cut in half. Ten right, there's the eleven ten okay, and then
um, it's a twenty foot cube. So I'm gonna do it so that
I don't catch these two. But I catch it. It's pretty easy.
Makes all of that area that I hit, um difficult train. Erupt Earth
is the spell? Yep? Does it work on worked stone? Yeah?
The point you can see in the ground within range or fountain turned earth and
stone erupts into a twenty foot cube centered on that point. It takes damage
and then ground in the area becomes difficult terrain until clear to each five foot
portion and other air requires at least one minute cleared my hand. Cool.
All right, you sneeze away as well. I do sneeze away. Yes,
I figured should. It's got fifteen foot reach. Ren, it's your
turn. As Elmer erupted the ground beneath this thing, which was really quick
getting out of the way, it still took a little damage them. I
am going to stand tall and put my right hand out in front of me
and say fans and click my fingers together and cast banishment banishment. I need
a chrismas save, chrismas save, and I really want this to work.
Is there anything that gives advantage or disadvantage about that spell? Because he's a
demon? Um? No, that's a fourteen on the save. Ah,
it needed a fourteen. Fuck. I really wanted the Thanos. That guy
you could just see red standing there. Does it does a work? You
just keep staff, kept finger. I really wanted that to work too.
Yeah, it was a fourteen that they needed. Cool. I know because
I thought about putting a hex on it and then making its charisma save the
thing that would be hexed, but then as soon as I cast banishment,
it would drop the hecks anyway, so that would be that wouldn't help.
Was that your only spell for that level? Um? No, I've got
one one, But that's that's your turn, Pilsner. It's back to you,
all right. Um reeling back from that twenty point zinger that it gave
me, Oh, not really stop. I get pissed off and rage are
rolled from my wild surge. A bolt of light shoots from my chest,
and then a creature of my choice that I can see you within thirty feet
of me must succeed on a con save or take a D six radiant damage
and be blinded until the start of my next turn and until my rage ends.
I can use that effect again on each of my turns as a bonus
action. Four feet blind. It's got a dark fishion doesn't have blind sight,
so that's dye. He said a con save yes, consave yes sixteen
God damn it fifteen DC fifteen he saved. It doesn't take anything from that.
It's flashiest shit. Um, but I am raged, and that rage
goes into as a bonu Chashman, so I can take two swings with mood.
It's a fourteen and a twelve focus one two up God damn it.
Where's this apple? It rolls right? All right, it's five and a
seven. It's it's turn again, and it's gonna scoot a little closer,
and it's gonna take two of the tentacle swings at Pilsner at one at Ren.
What's your armor? Quest? Pilsner sixteen or sixteen? That's one hit?
And Ren, what's yours? Thirteen? That is also a hit?
Sixteen damaged Pilsner eight sixteen damage to rend these acid? Damage? Is these
tentacles slappy again? I got a ring if you need to borrow it?
What a ring of acid? Reds? I don't know why I have it?
I don't get hit, and everyone make wisdom saving throws. Look the
way he said that, Mike, you don't need to. You already made
your space nine fifteen, nine fifteen. You will have disadvantage on your next
attack roll saving throw our ability check nine. We'll see you are instead subjected
to the confusion spell for one minute. That means at the start of each
of your turns, you're gonna have to roll See Confusion spell assaults in twist
creatures minds, spawning delusions and provoking uncontrolled action. Each creature in a ten
foot radius sphere, in which would just be centered on a point you choose,
see it on a wisdom saving throw when you cast it or be affected
by it. An affected creature can't take reactions. And let's roll a d
ten at the start of each of your turns to determine its behavior for that
turn. Oh, and there's a chart, all right, la, let
me let me roll that ten. Is it my target right now? It
is five? Fine? The creature doesn't move or take actions this term.
You stand there in drool. Yea friend almer stands there and drools, And
then you get that all right, And I will say, maybe it's this
hand, and I say and click my fingers. On the other hand,
the universe shall be set right. Yes, that's banishment. Yep, all
right, So banishment, you send one creature that you can see within range
to another plane of existence. The target must succeed in it didn't. Um.
If the target is native to the plane of existence, you're on the
banishment to the target. Well, it doesn't blah blah blah. If the
target is native to a different plane, like the demon of existence, the
target is banished with a faint, popping noise returning to its home plane.
If the spell ends before the one minute has passed, the target reappears.
If it doesn't, the target doesn't. All right, I just have to
sit here for a minute concentrating on it being in another plane. And I
fan ost that motherfucker even than ost that alkhalith. Nice. Nice. I
was a little worried. I'm glad, I'm glad your spell word. I
rolled a fifteen and it's got minus two charisma and that was the worst role.
Oh no, I'm sorry. That was the better because it has advantage
against magic, and let's says against magic. All right, so you h
yeah, you weigh around for a minute just to make sure, but it
does not come back. And after the minute's up, you can feel your
spell dissipate. Anything has gone, and immediately the slime starts to like the
slime and the muck that's all around star to kind of evaporate, just steam.
All So, I gotta remember to use my left hand when I use
that spell. Yeah, there you go. That right hand just wasn't doing
it. And did you guys see that? It was weird? Right?
I did not see that. I wonder if it helped you were a glove
or something. Yeah, maybe just decorate it some shiny gems. Can we
get something from the krusty Krab make it fashionable? Yeah? I get some
of those gems from there, shiny quartz over there, A crusty crab,
the crab from Molly. But then you guys definitely took care of the problem
within twelve hours. For hours. Ye, he's gonna stay polite, that
fairy godfather. All right. This concludes this episode of A Fool's Quest.
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