Somewhere Tom York is holding up a picture with the number eight on it in
a postgame locker room. No. Eight straight eight seconds of this return good
lu seven Really well, well, maybe one person's hearing this say what is
this? Everything in its right place for you ahead, and maybe they listened
to it and they say, whoa, It's true Tom York's wondering why he
had a spike in royalties from DFWA on Monday the twenty ninth. More on
that in a minute in our talkback section. Yeah, sure, I want
to go ahead and say to night we got MAVs. You can hear that
here on the Freak pregame with Kevin Gray. I'll be in the house,
so come. But yeah, let's discuss that for a minute. You're not
just going to be in the house freak karaoke or something. Are you talking?
I don't really know how it works. You're gonna be like during a
commercial break, they're gonna kick it, throw it down to yeah, third
quarter, Kevio. They're gonna say, there he is. And you introduced
something definitely illegally streaming the game tonight. Then because you get all of the
they keep it in the arena. You know Macfie commercials. I requested the
a song but they said we'll see, so I don't know. They may
throw a song on me that I don't know. So, but you gotta
get the crowd hyped, and you're gonna have to say, hey, it's
me Kevin Turner third quarter, so don't have a bad first half maths.
You can address his caveo. No, I'm not addresses people to like you
instantly. There You're you're generally just visually an unlikable person. But if you
wear the caveo thing, you're they're gonna win you. You're gonna win them
over immediately. The problem with the caveo thing is just hard to get to
your phone and your wallet at all times. What is in your keys?
What are the ad attached to skid Mark, Steve the unremarkable newsman? What
was the one you just used to describe visually? I don't even know what
did you just say? Generally visual, visually unlikable, visually unlikable? So
mean, Hey, I said it to make a joke, and jokes are
sometimes shocking, and Joe gol Fentner things that aren't true, and that's not
true about you and I'd like to apologize. I would like to apologize for
my performance throughout the day to day too, in general. I've been waiting.
He's a nasty bitch waiting for that apology for a while now, thank
you. Okay, So like that's MAVs here and I on the Freak.
Also, tomorrow night we have Bottle Rocket. It's going to be at the
Alamo Draft House in Richardson. Go to Alamo Drafthouse dot com, actually draft
House dot com or ninety seven to one the Freak dot com. Get your
tickets. It's seven dollars. We'll gonna watch Bottle Rocket with Ben and skin
Show tomorrow night Alamo Draft House in Richardson's can be bad at it's only seven
dollar tickets. Okay, it's fantastic. I've never seen the movie. I
cannot wait to see this. I want to. Yeah, maybe six am.
Bottle Rock sixty on Wednesday. Your Bottle Rocket review. Yeah, let's
freaking chill. I don't know. Yeah, I can't believe I haven't seen
it. This is I'm very excited. I'm looking very forward to it.
Yeah, exactly like what I hayter some movies that you know, well,
this is not I consider myself a fan, but like I like, I'm
a super fan. But this is probably the most palatable, easiest to enjoy.
This is just a legit, funny, quirky comedy. Now I also
speaking of quirky comedy. I actually we have an interview I've set up for
tomorrow Chris Catan of that sn l Faan will be in the house. Man.
Anytime we book an interview, I'm always like, what am I going
to talk to this guy about? And it always goes fine. I said,
he'll be in the house. He will be over the phone. He
will not be in here. He's doing some shows this weekend that will be
promoting. But I've actually had him on the show before, back in the
day, and I pulled like three little interview clips because it was kind of
an odd experience dict to hear, just kind of the past. A old
primer for tomorrow at nine to ten, when we have Chris Catan on.
It is Chris Catan. Ladies and gentlemen, Hello Chris, Hey, kk
okay, this is awesome. Now you got let's talk about a big brother
for a minute. So what were you feeling when you decided to leave?
How do you break an ass? Is it possible? He was on Celebrity
Big Brother? You remember, I do remember? And he left at the
show, Yeah, because Lamar wrote him crapped his pants or something. You
picked some strange excerpts to play. What did he say? How do you
break an ass? Is it possible? Is that what he asked you?
What does that mean? Oh? That was his direct respond though, this
is it? Oh yeah? And Will Ferrell and that whole cast are kind
of my first actual memories of Saturday Night Live. Well, it's funny you
mentioned that because I happened to have a pet Cobra that I found recently in
the streets. Chris Catan tomorrow nine ten here on the down game. That's
it. I want to I want to follow up on how is pet Cobra
is doing? Please write that down first question. I'm not gonna forget.
Okay, pet Cobra is not going to remember. You'll think I have said
it. Pet Cobra, I got it locked in. I'll tell my kid,
he'll remember. Yeah. No, we were just talking about the Bend
Skin Show for a minute. They did the sports invert on Friday with their
fake characters, Carl Spoon, Skin Rational, Bill Ben and Carl Spin.
Rational Bill had on Joe Summer's Chiefs blogger, who was awesome. But this
part is during the interview where rational Bill got a phone call from his doctor
during the pre recorded interview, and I should have to play this two minutes
for you guys. It's a personal situation and I'd rather not talk about it
around my work colleagues. The test results matter to me very much, but
I would like to get Can I call you back. I'm in the middle
of interviewing a guy about the Chiefs right now. It's I do a radio
show. You're on the You're kind of on the air pre recording right now,
but I stepped over to the side. Can you but we could still
hear your bill. You just have some privacy. Can you have to give
me these results right now? There's no other way I can call you right
back. Okay, just give them to me very fast and okay, oh
okay, I will hurry up. Come on, Billy. I will speak
to every partner day. I haven't had a partner, so it's not a
problem. I had to have one partner to be in the situation. Okay,
okay, thank You're hanging on now. Goodbye. Okay, guys,
everything's fine. The doctor said everything's great. What are you talking about?
It's personal and I because of hippo laws, I don't have to tell you.
Okay, that was the doctor. It was just the doctor's office,
someone from the staff. But everything's fine. Let's jump back into the Chiefs.
Do you like Taylor Swift? I love Taylor Swift. Another thing.
She's brought to Chiefs King and we've become America's teen. We've kind of been
away, overtaken the Cowboys. If I'm being honest with you, I can't
lie. I'm a little distracted. Is that a serious and almost sound like
I get asked TD? Oh no, I'm serious to death. No,
no, you're not you Joe? Wait Joe, Yeah, but I'm serious
to death. Ah got it. That's a funny acronym. Did you get
it? Bill? I'm very distracted from some news. I just I you
want to wrap it up, that's fine too, But I just having fun
with Joe. Joe's a good guy. I feel like he likes my tattoo,
and I feel like we are on the rights page. Since uh,
since we can edit it out. You want to share with Joe? Share?
What what? The call was we're I mean, we're sitting here listening.
I was just told I will have to seek more information. But I
was just told that there's things I have to disclose before I can be with
another partner. They're going to have this guy back on this week at some
point I guess he was awesome, Yeah, and let him in and let
u I think he was. Now. I think just the follow on Jeeves.
I mean they're going to super Bowl, so oh wait as themselves?
No rational Bill and uh or is it just Skin just going to have him
on and never tell him. Oh that's funny too. It is kind of
funny, like a legit interview with him, like they for a little bit
let the Yeah, the voice creep in just a little. I think probably
with Bennet Skin, my guess, not on the Sports Inferno, not on
the Sports Maybe they could like go, hey man, we heard about this
show that you did this podcast, the Sports Inferno. What was that all
about? Yeah, that'd be funny. Yes, but you can hear weekends
here on the Free three fifteen to three thirty am. Birthdays we're talking about
in long show birthdays real quick. I can't believe we didn't do birthdays.
There's so much craft today. Didn't get to do birthdays. It's a Monday.
Adam Lambert's forty two, the Great Adam Lambert, American Idol and Queen
and saw him six months ago and all in all one of the most fun
concerts I ever went to. Man, they go all out, put the
show on. You know, ninety percent of the songs. Even if you're
not a huge Queen fan, had a blast. The whole generation we'll know
him as the guy from Queen. It's a wild to think about. But
he's great, and he's got some outfits. If you're a wondering Yeah,
I bet does he have evening wear? Yes? Did he do a pretty
good spot on him. I think that one they did is sort of a
blend with the video playing above them, so I think that part was the
actual back. Yeah, I like tracked in that one. They didn't mess
with too much. I know he was kind of dressed as a robot when
the thing started. Hell yeah, and he had like eight inch kiss shoes
and I'm like, my god, look at him, My god. It
was fun. Riff Raft's forty two, it chalked that up to things that
never really understood. Riff raff. Yeah, I don't know what that is,
white white boy rapper. Yes that I'm thinking of the spring Breakers movie
that Selena Gomez was in. Yeah, I made a little I saw that
movie. It just fifteen minutes about I don't know, fifteen years ago.
He's from Katie, from Katie Texas. All right, from Katie z z
top all right, I'm glad. I wanted you to know that. Thank
you. Heather Graham. Fifty four row girl man anything thing. She's in
hot forever, too, wonderful, beautiful inside out. What's her story now?
If she's fifty four, she's settled down, she married up, married
up and laying low. I believed my homely Milwaukee gal just goofing, kind
of keeping a private life. Once she was a stripper on or she was
a hooker on the Hangover. So that's the last time I really needed to
do anything. But she always had a sexualized version of her, which would
have been part of her a lure. But is she out of everything?
She doesn't do anything since she dated James Woods to Natasha Leone said hit on
her. James Woods dated him, and that's a freak. You hate to
see it yeah, you do. Edward Burns fifty six had fine actor.
Yep, he had a good some movies. I see his face Millon or
whatever that was called. Uh, he had a run. He was kind
of like a had a kind of a Krasinsky esque filmmaker run. He was,
you know, nineties, I think early two thousands. Uh. Greg
Lugan is sixty four. Don't do it, Olympic hero. I'm not going
to do it. Don't I'm not. You want to do it? I
know, I don't know. Everyone does it. I'm not going to do
it. You want to do it? I tell by looking it he wants
to do I do it. Doesn't he want to do it? He shouldn't.
Move on to Oprah, who's seventy. I'm not doing it. Do
it to her? No, Oprah seventy today? Yeah, queen man,
you know what you see her at the looks the same. Does she still
do a show Golden Globes or whatever? That was Emmy's wowser? Yeah,
she looks incredible, she said. Graham still do a show? He doesn't
know. Doesn't you do something? Probably a YouTube thing? Everyone's own channel?
Yeah, the oh network. Right. I don't like she's doing anything.
She looks to say what she did when she was forty five. It's
incredible. Maybe better Tom Selleck seventy nine, He looks the same as he
did when he was forty five. He's incredible. And that caterpillar didn't wear
off, does it? Well? I think he shaved it. Though.
Is he actually from Detroit? Or is that just the character about Blue Bloods?
No magnum p I. He used to wear a tiger's cap all the
time, right, Oh, yeah, I guess you don't know if he
actually liked the Lions too. Yeah, he's born in Detroit. That's probably
why he did it. So he brought that to the role. That's cool,
So he probably loved the Lions. He may have been at the game
if they would have put him on. I think they would have put the
tom selik on TV if they saw him in the Sweet Last Night. Probably
if it was on CBS, they would have to promote blue Bloods. My
god, there he is, Tom Selleck is here. I'll be damned.
That mustache iconic forever. It changed the way men were their facial hair for
probably seven years. Seven years. He got rid of it, though,
didn't he? Or no, yeah, he did I haven't seen him without
it, but I don't see him do much these days because he's seventy nine.
He was he was on Friends quite a bit when neither like an older
man. Monica's love interest Richard and then Chandler would always get jealous when Richard
would come back for an episode kind of wild. There's that. Get some
talkbacks from the iHeartRadio app. Good your voice on the show. As you're
working hard today, Kevin, and I just didn't want that to be unnoticed.
Work hard every day, Danny, Well, I mean today seems a
little very day well special to me. No, what do you think,
Mikey normal, I'm not noticing anything extraordinary out of cover every days normal?
Plug in there. This is Luca Duncis and I love the downbeat man.
You're like my recovery beer. Thank you man, it's pretty good. Terrible
the man was. He doesn't need a recovery beer as he plays forty five
minutes a night. Okay, here we go. You think you look at
to night over? What are you doing thirty five tonight over under the magic
thirty four and a half. What's this over under going to be? Well?
I can look it up on my prize picks app. Oh yeah,
right, you've been using prize picks lately? Huh, every day? It's
fun. It is fun. Are you ahead or not? I love prize
pick. He's not making any mind neat. Are you ahead in your life
at gambling? No? No? How much do you think you've lost?
Game? I think people don't understand about gambling though. Gambling is not so
much about the gamble, it's about the activity. I completely agree. People
blow money on vacations that are meaningless and unmemorable all the time. Do people
spend money on crap that will kill them all the money people spend on food
that they don't need to eat and booze that they don't need to drink.
I'm not judging the gambler. I'm just curious if you have any estimation as
to how much you have spent. I have an internal estimation, yes,
and I'd love to hear it now. Is it over fifty thousand dollars that
I've gambled total in my life that you've lost? Down in life? Yet
you're down? Yes, fifty thousand dollars. You love to have that money
right now? Yes? I would, but it's your entertainment dollar. Guess
what you can. There's lots of entertainment options that are free. So I'm
gonna recommend one thing to you. Mikey, Hey, stop gambling. No,
Thirty eight points is the over under on prize picks, and yes,
I would take the under. He can play an incredible game and a thirty
three thirty eight is a lot of points. But who knows? Does kind
of depend on Kyrie's playing due I think he's out because if Kyrie doesn't play,
then Luca goes. Okay, I've got to get my crap together and
find a way to Willis to forty tonight because we have a chance to drag
these other shmows up and down the court for forty five. So we have
a chance right next one, Hey, Danny love the contribution of Jamal Mashburn
and Jimmy Jackson are two of the three js. That was greatness. And
yes, bring back Lucas Woobie. When they unleashed the Beast, Bobie went
off for thirty one and thirteen. I love Boby and you heard him.
He and Luca combined for seventy six points. What else could you want?
That is true? If Luca and Bogie can get seventy six a night when
they unleash the beast. Let's it take to get Bobe right now? A
second round draft pick. Maybe just a phone call to to Houston or wherever
he's at and say, could y'all just cut him? Let's send you some
cash, probably cash, cash considerations. Here's Bobie after Lucas seventy three point
game. Hey, tonight is a wonderful night. He's a great night.
That wasn't placing my brother Luca for an amazing night, me and him together,
Good night, seventy six points? Come got just that's so great?
Kyrie ruled out for tonight. Luca not listed on the NBA injury report.
Okay, full send Luca, Kyrie, full cool outfit, have a seat
on the bench. Gotta have it, gotta have it against the young,
energetic fun Orlando Magic. You gotta have it. Hey, everybody, it's
a Radiohead. Uh. I just wanted to send in a cease and desist
to the Danny. We're trying to mess with our music. It's really not
for you, thinks Radiohead thing. Ever, music's not for you, so
trying to mess with our music. I didn't realize Radiohead was one guy.
Yeah, time is radiohead sounded different than him too. It's kind of two
guys. But yeah, he's really lost the accent from all those American tours.
We're off on him all of a sudden. It just hit him in
Pittsburgh one night. Oh that low Hello, Hamburger car wash. My main
goal is to blow up, and I don't know nobody. Honestly, that
would be kind of cool to get famous and then act like you don't know
anybody. Is that from a movie or something he was quoting. I don't
know. I just accepted it because you didn't have a lot today. That'd
be good. That blow up huge, and then you don't have to really
care about anyone nice. I care about more people. If I had a
larger platform, I would do that. What I'm saying, that's not what
you're saying is the opposite of what you're going to be nice. But we
don't have that in us to do I do. Maybe I'll blow up and
blow up? Man, what are you waiting on? We'll blow up?
When are you going to blow up? Oh? Maybe when I go on
CBS is Big Brother this summer? Have you applied? I'm not allowed to
comment any further d No, he hasn't, he's taking zero steps. Let's
just say I, as you know me and you're looking at me right now,
will not be going on CBS's Big Brother. But but there's a chance
somebody else, you know, it looks a little different than me, might
have intrigued the producers as a chameleon, someone hidden in plain sight, someone
who likes to race cars, or someone who carries with him a magnifying glass.
Probably somebody who figures out crimes in the area and solves them. Having
him on Big Brother rather than solving our many crimes, I'm magnifying glass.
You mean thirty eight snub nosed, revolting bottle of gin on both hips,
a gun on one hip and a bottle of gin on the other. Each
one of these holsters carry seven and fifty Just saying always, just saying,
interest has been piqued. If you guys are go to the super Bowl the
cheapest ticket seven thousand dollars, No, it's oh it isn't you idiots than
that? What are you looking at? Places that the internet has that sells
tickets? Now, that's a good deal right there. Section four to thirty
four Road nine seventy five hundred dollars one ticket section what four thirty four,
I'll watch it on my TV. Thank you. And watching these new Super
Bowl commercials, just think all the money that these Lions fans saved by that
comeback last night. They would have had to spend seven g's just on the
ticket. Think about it. Detroit's been going through a really string of tough
times up there. Economy's rough, the automotive industry is just taking a downward
turn. They don't have the kind of jack to go to a super Bowl.
We need to fly to Vegas, pay for some beefed up priced hotel
room seven thousand bucks for one ticket. Dan Campbell, did you guys a
favor for going on it? Yea fourth down when it didn't make any sense,
say you twelve gs? No doubt I would go for it, no
matter what he well, maybe not, no matter what right we were doing
it all here we do doing it now, go don't ask me go for
it except for the field goal did in the first half. No, we'd
get the kickers to work it. The money badger, what an idiot?
Hate the forty nine ers. Well, we'll be back tomorrow morning six am.
We will have SNL star Chris Catan joining us at nine ten. Hey,
real weird, it's weird. He's very weird. Weird. It's gonna
be weird. Whatever, it could be fun. It'll be fun. It's
gonna be fun. We're gonna ask him about his cobra. Yeah, cobra.
First thing we'll be uh. Also covering I have Jason giddimorrow two.
I'm not sure how that will work out, but maybe if the maps win
yeh hits over, there's a chance of it. They also have a Wednesday
road game that could be weird for traveling, but maybe so. Make sure
you listen to the maps tonight here on the Freak. Make sure you listen
to the Speakeasy and the Ben and Skin Show. Who is coming up next
with Christina and Steve for JJ Jackson for Mike Siroy for Danny Bayless. I'm
Kevin. We'll see you tomorrow at six am. Poor hell Yeah,