WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:41.920 Super welcome you guys. So Laura Kane now after Dark, thank you for 2 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:45.960 joining us all live if you're doing that on a Monday night, because we 3 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:50.359 do. We live stream the podcast on Monday nights and then we officially dropped 4 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:55.399 the episode on Tuesday. We do. This is Eric Rimmer, my co 5 00:00:55.640 --> 00:01:03.359 host, who is in currently inhaling Chick fil At. I've never seen anything 6 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:07.040 like it in my life. And how many sauces do you use? I 7 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:11.680 see one, two, three, four, and I think you threw away 8 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:15.439 two other ones. No, I don't get them all out. I just 9 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:18.959 do a little bit. You put how you mustard on it? Honey mustard 10 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:23.079 on the sandwich. That's not one of the good ones. Oh, you 11 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:26.239 don't mess with that sandwich. It's pure the way it is. It's got 12 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:27.719 the butter, it's got the pickles. Oh no, it needs it needs 13 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.359 sauce, but not how you think. Yeah. I used to work there, 14 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:34.719 trust me. Oh I know. That's why I know Chick fil A 15 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.400 shakes are better than in and out shakes. I don't like it shakes. 16 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:44.000 Um, I like all shakes, but I agree with you about the Chick 17 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.799 fil At shakes, which Eric was nice enough to get me one, thank 18 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:49.439 you very much, and a sandwich. Yet I'm not going to eat while 19 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:53.319 we're doing the podcast. Well, the talent gets sound great. You know 20 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:55.799 talent. We need it. We need to take care of the talent. 21 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:59.719 First thing, we had producer Brian over here. I hope you had a 22 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:02.040 fun weekend, Brian, because every time I ask you, hey, how 23 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:06.760 was your weekend, You're like, it was okay, it was all right? 24 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:10.800 Um, it was especially just all right, oh my god, don't 25 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:15.120 you do anything like do you go to the beach or do you go like 26 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.960 shopping or do you go to the mall? Um? No, this week 27 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.199 I was all right, it was I was a little I was really busy 28 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:24.120 last week, so this it was a little slower for me, which was 29 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:29.319 nice. Did you watch TV and stuff like that kind of chill? Yeah, 30 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:32.360 anything exciting. No, I've been watching old Liam Neeson movies on uh 31 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:38.240 hbo Max, So so you've been on Liam Neeson binge. I'm called a 32 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:42.439 binge. I just see them like I don't really feel like anything anything serious. 33 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:45.759 I know that's only gonna be like alright, and but entertaining enough so 34 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:50.240 and stuff you've already seen. Actually no, oh, Okay, I haven't 35 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:53.479 seen a lot of Liam Nison movies. You watched black Light. I haven't 36 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:57.039 watched black Light yet. I've watched Memory, the Commuter, Oh yea, 37 00:02:57.319 --> 00:03:01.000 the one, a plane, Oh NonStop? Oh yeah, Taken, Taken 38 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:05.360 is good. The rest of them I don't care about. Memory wasn't good. 39 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:07.520 Wo oh great, I was gonna watch that one. Yeah, I 40 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:10.639 mean, it's all right, all right, he's really old news. It's 41 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:15.479 just the worst gay because Pride Month is not No, there's many people don't 42 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:17.120 like rainbows. I don't like crowds. I mean, I mean, I 43 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:20.759 don't think rainbows. I don't think you're handful of rainbows to be gay. 44 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.759 And now I don't like pickpockets. He's just oh wow, yeah, you 45 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:25.560 really are the worst game. I am just waited until the host chat because 46 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:31.199 it's going to be in the eighties and nineties all week until next Wednesday. 47 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:38.360 In Rome, they are bracing for record heat. They say it is intense, 48 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:40.599 this heat wave that's hitting Italy, figuring because we just have like record 49 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:46.159 lows here this year. Gosh, it's getting whacky this whole I don't know 50 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:50.719 global warming. If the sun moves a little bit, then everything gets haywire, 51 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:57.439 right, Mexico won the Gold Cup against Panama at Sofi Stadium. Oh 52 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:00.520 my god, Okay, I'm waving at pile. Okay, okay, wait 53 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:01.840 real quick, I just want to throw out their global warming doesn't have a 54 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:06.479 throw the sun moving? Well, you know what, Brian, let's not 55 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:14.039 get into political. So I don't want to talk about it. Is it 56 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:16.040 true? Is it not true? I just know, but that's not what 57 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:19.480 global warming. I just don't want us to throw out scientific misinformation. We'll 58 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.959 get hammered for that, you know what. Okay. The reason I am 59 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:27.480 the way I am as because of the two of you. What gay? 60 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:33.480 Yeah? No, honre and acting like a challenge Hi, Lisa anyway? 61 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:38.680 Stop? Okay? So, also, did you know that they had a 62 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:43.560 rave? They had a Broadway Rave at Brick by Brick and it was all 63 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:48.240 for people who love Broadway shows and everybody could dresses their own favorite Broadway character 64 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:53.600 and go and rave all night. Is that isn't that kind of cool and 65 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:57.000 yet kind of weird at the same time? That was that week this weekend 66 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.759 too, I was just looking at the latest news. I didn't want to 67 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:01.959 do it anything that was depressing, So I didn't do anything that was depressing. 68 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:08.560 Okay, okay, subscribe to Instagram. Now here's here's a reason for 69 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:11.560 you to subscribe on Instagram, which is four ninety nine a month. We 70 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:15.600 have a bunch of subscribers nine only four ninety nine a month. And listen. 71 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.360 We're having a big party on the seventeenth of audio at six pm at 72 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:25.639 Urban Mose and Hillcrest to celebrate four years doing this podcast. Laura Keane after 73 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:30.040 Dark, Eric and I together, us together, this thing together. We're 74 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:33.920 gonna end this thing together, hopefully with Brian. Yeah, it won't end 75 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:39.680 til one of us dies. Yeah, that's probably when. That's probably when 76 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:42.680 we'll stop doing it, when we're dead, when one of us keels over. 77 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:46.839 Yeah, it'll be Eric. Actually, no, it'll be Laura. 78 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.319 It'll be be and then you guys will continue the podcast. Yeah, okay, 79 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:54.399 that's much better. After that. Oh okay, that was unnecessary. 80 00:05:54.879 --> 00:06:00.720 That was uncessary. Anyway, My point with the Instagram subs driver and our 81 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:06.480 party is that you're gonna get special ticket buying a privileges. You can buy 82 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:10.480 tickets first, there's only so many that we have. Oh my god, 83 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:14.800 you're killing me. You're killing me, and you're gonna get access to a 84 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:20.079 VIP table. We're gonna have a drag show. Two really great professional drag 85 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:25.279 queens are performing at our party, and then we're going to do our podcast 86 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:29.079 live after that. It's gonna be a blast. We might have some special 87 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:30.920 guests. In fact, we're working on a couple right. I mean, 88 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:36.240 it's been in the works for a couple of months already, so it's gonna 89 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:41.120 be really fun. So all the ticket information and stuff will go up within 90 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:45.680 this week hopefully next week, no buy next week we will have all the 91 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:48.519 information on how you can buy the tickets. They're twenty dollars and the proceeds 92 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:58.279 go to the lgbtqi A plus Sunburst Youth Housing. That's center which houses youths 93 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:02.079 who are either HIV positive or homeless or you know, kicked out of their 94 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:09.360 homes because they weren't accepted and this, uh, this center provides housing for 95 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:14.160 them and other different resources for them to get a head start. Yea, 96 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:17.920 so this is a really good cause, great cause. Okay, so before 97 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:24.160 we start, we have a lot going on. We have I representation anotherwise 98 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:31.839 great um. By the way, I don't see anything on your wrist that 99 00:07:31.879 --> 00:07:35.839 looks beaded and black. I forgot to wear today. I did wear a 100 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:41.920 majority of last week, and I just want let you know it didn't work, 101 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:45.120 because last week is a really rough week. Oh no, it was. 102 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:47.240 It didn't work at all. See you put it on and then I 103 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:51.120 think if anything made it worse, did you Did you keep it on or 104 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:55.040 did you take it off to wash your hands? Well? I kept There 105 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.439 are times I kept it off, but like I'm wear for a couple days 106 00:07:57.439 --> 00:07:59.160 at a time, and I would take it off for something I forget and 107 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:01.879 I would put back on day later. And sometimes you need to get through 108 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:05.800 it. Wow, it's always always plenty of reasons why it never wears. 109 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:09.920 Dad, I wanted you to show up with that dang bracelet. But oh 110 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.879 well I tried. I tried. Oh oh my god, I won the 111 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:18.920 lottery and I that would have been and you never know. You never know, 112 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.040 You never know, Brian, you never know. So you had a 113 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:24.519 bad week. So obviously that was a wrong stone for you. I picked 114 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:28.800 the wrong crystals. That's the issue. 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If you want to 149 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:09.720 register, just go to lauracane after dark dot com like it said, and 150 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:15.519 in the little promo code, put Laura five, Laura five and then number 151 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.240 five and you'll get five dollars off your registration. Everybody gets a metal. 152 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:20.919 It's to be super fun. It's in September, so you have plenty of 153 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:28.879 time to sign up. Okay, I have a very important host chat you 154 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:35.360 do, but apparently we have a guest, a special guest appearance because okay, 155 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:39.919 pickle Guy has decided to show up. To show up now, Pickle 156 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:46.840 Guy doesn't come on, Pickle Guy, come on up here. Now. 157 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:50.480 He doesn't speak, but he's got something in his hands. He's got many 158 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:56.039 things in his hands. Two forks, straw, now, a bottle of 159 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:58.679 salt. The last time he was on, he did a trick with a 160 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:05.159 beer and he did something very inappropriate at the end. He is pickle dude. 161 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.759 I am pickle dude. I am pickle dude. Okay, really narrowly 162 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:16.759 avoiding the copyright. Okay, I have come to apologize. Okay, Okay, 163 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.720 the loud belch was unprofessional. It very much was the last time, 164 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:28.039 it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I want a second chance. 165 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:33.360 Oh, pickle dude wants a second chance. Okay, okay, pickle 166 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:37.480 do do you have very nice writing? I have a special trick for you. 167 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:43.480 Oh all right, this better be good, pickle dude, because oh, 168 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:48.720 you know the last time. Well, let's see. Okay, So 169 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:54.080 he has he has the coast five, a bunch of coasters, some salt, 170 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:00.399 a toothpick that he's putting in what the salt shaker? Okay, Okay. 171 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:05.639 Now he has two forks. Ok he is criss crossing the forks together. 172 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:16.159 He's sticking another toothpick in the criss cross of the forks. Okay, 173 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:20.840 so starting to sweat. Oh god, Okay, So he's balancing the toothpick. 174 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:28.360 He's going to balance the forks on the toothpick that's in the Oh my 175 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:31.679 god, you guys have to see this. Look at this. I don't 176 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:35.279 know that this is let's see, let's see. Is it gonna work? 177 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:39.759 Okay he's oh no, Oh, pickle guy pickle guy, I mean, 178 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:46.600 pickle dude. I'm sorry, picked sweating? What are you wiping your sweat? 179 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:52.039 Wing lean? Those are mine? Yeah, we gather. Is that 180 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.759 a tampon? I don't know what this is. Oh my god, that 181 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:05.799 is not that is that's weird. It's just who That's not a tamp on. 182 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:09.759 That's a pad. Wait. Let's see, let's see. Did he 183 00:14:09.799 --> 00:14:11.320 do it? Did pickle dude do it? Anyway? He did? He 184 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:16.000 did the drick It is working. It is working, pickle dude, pickle 185 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:24.080 dude. Okay, thank you very much. Do we have let's see, 186 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:28.919 Oh, we have more. I'll be back for more pickle fun. Okay, 187 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:35.279 but there seems to be something else. They're a final Oh okay. 188 00:14:35.320 --> 00:14:37.200 We had to get out the beer. We had to get out the Oh 189 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:45.559 he just knocked over his creation. This is oh boy, you go to 190 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:50.519 a party with pickle rick Pickle dude, pickle dude, please, ricky, 191 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:54.200 Ricky putting the straw the beer again? Yes, okay, hold on, 192 00:14:54.399 --> 00:15:01.000 here we go. Let me let me put it in your sho Oh. 193 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:05.080 I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening either. I don't 194 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:09.759 get it Okay, here we go one, two, three, chug chug 195 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:15.120 chug chun chun chun chun chug chug chug chug chug, and it's gone. 196 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:24.200 Are we gonna? I was just gonna say, are you gonna step away 197 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:28.440 from the mic? Before that happened? And he didn't. Oh my god, 198 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:33.559 pickle dude appearance. Pickle dude, you said you were, you were 199 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:39.519 apologized for the belch, but yet you did it again. All right, 200 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:43.000 thank you, pickle dude. He can't control him. He cannot control himself 201 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:48.080 because he needs a beer after each trick. Apparently, Okay, thank you, 202 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:52.679 pick pickle dude. Exactly sure what just happened? I know? See 203 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:56.360 when he shows up obviously, is this the second time he's come or the 204 00:15:56.399 --> 00:16:00.799 third time? The second? No, he's been here before, hasn't he? 205 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:03.879 Yeah, this is the second time. Oh who knows? He may 206 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:11.879 show up a third time with another trick. What are the odds? Okay, 207 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:15.000 so I have my host chat. Yes, I want a little bit 208 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:21.960 of fanfare music. I know you hate this. Oh no, no, 209 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:23.279 no, sorry, did not set the mood. That did not set the 210 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:30.399 moo No, not crack, not yet, not until after I can't read 211 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:33.480 very well, there we go, there we go. Oh, this is 212 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:38.840 good. Okay, Okay, So Pride Weekend was Saturday and Sunday. What 213 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:45.279 just happened? Are we losing control of this podcast already? This is not 214 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:48.360 okay? You never got control? Why is it? Okay, it's D's 215 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.320 fault. Yes, I'm ready. Okay. So it was Pride weekend and 216 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:55.759 it was really fine. I went to the parade for a little while. 217 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:59.559 I stopped at Evans Restaurant, which is a long university. It's called Criminal 218 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:02.519 a Craig and I had some food there with a friend, and then we 219 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:07.440 walked to the parade and it was really great and I just love it because 220 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:11.880 anybody can be whoever they want to be, dressed anyway they want to dress, 221 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:17.480 and it is truly all about love. And I come away after watching 222 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:22.480 the parade so happy, feeling so good, and then I think about Eric, 223 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:30.160 Why who is a gay man? What I know? Shockers, shock, 224 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:33.480 I'm sorry, I am extremely homophobic. I have to go. We 225 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:41.559 named the last podcast the worst gay in the world, because Eric has he 226 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:47.559 this is his own You've said this about yourself. He doesn't do rainbows, 227 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:52.599 he doesn't do the parade. Because it's too crowded. He's a redhead. 228 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:56.359 He sweats, he doesn't like the I melt like sugar in the rain. 229 00:17:56.480 --> 00:18:00.240 He gets super grumpy, he gets very hungry. He can't deal. He 230 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:04.880 doesn't like clubs, he doesn't like the dancing. He doesn't take his shirt 231 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:11.440 off. He's just not He's just not the best gay man in the world. 232 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:15.519 The world's worst gay. Probably. So I have something for you. 233 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:18.960 What, Oh my gosh, what is it. Your gifts are always good. 234 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:29.920 It's a trophy. It's a rainbow trophy for you to put on your 235 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:34.319 desk. The number one World's worst game, as presented by Laura Kane, 236 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:38.599 a straight woman. You are a terrible gay. According to Eric, the 237 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:44.039 straits have decided you are a bad gay. Oh I Eric is the one, 238 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:47.400 and he agrees with me. So I thought, I, how do 239 00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:51.799 you feel? Do you know what? Speech? Speech? Speech? Speech? 240 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:56.559 I humbly accept this award. Okay, I love it. I will 241 00:18:56.599 --> 00:19:02.039 just turn it around so that I don't have to see the rainbow, and 242 00:19:02.079 --> 00:19:06.480 then it's a golden profile of a boob. So then it's just a gold 243 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.440 arch. Yeah, well this doesn't have all the rainbow colors in it. 244 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:14.799 So I will keep it out this you can tolerate, yes, okay, 245 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:18.880 I try to get the least rainbow or rainbow I could. I'm not good 246 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:22.440 with pastels. Oh that's another. That's another reason I don't like pastels. 247 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:26.920 You don't have a colorful You don't like the rainbow colors? No, everything 248 00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:33.119 in my wardrobe is black, green, blue. Well those are some of 249 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:37.480 the colors. Gray, beige, No, no, baige. Yeah. 250 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:41.480 No. Honestly, I feel like before, like the Pride movement, like 251 00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:45.279 the rainbow was kind of going out of style. Well now the flag has 252 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.480 like all the different colors and I love it. Okay. Oh no for 253 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:52.960 you when you get hot. No, okay, because you do get hot 254 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:56.640 during the podcast. So just for an out right now, because the pickle 255 00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:59.559 guy, I can, I just turn it around. I don't like rainbows. 256 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:03.119 We should propose why is there all this rainbow stuff? Because I went 257 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:06.960 to the parade and got a bunch of rainbow stuff, and I thought that 258 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:11.440 you should. Maybe the straits decided you weren't gay enough. Oh thank god, 259 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:14.359 that won't fit my water bottle. You know what I heard of Kouzi 260 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:18.000 is good for keeping your drink the trash can no keeping your ice cream cold 261 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:22.480 like your little pints. You stick it in here and you keep it cold. 262 00:20:22.920 --> 00:20:26.400 Hey, I have some food hacks coming up on Thursday that we're going 263 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:32.400 to blow your mind. Okay, So that's my host chat, my presentation 264 00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:36.400 of Eric's I love It. I accepted. I'd like to thank my agent 265 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:44.119 and all the gay people out there that, um do celebrate that, do 266 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:48.799 yes in my behalf, embrace crowds, all the all the gay people and 267 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:55.240 straight people that like crowds. Mazeletop because I jump off. I'm gonna make 268 00:20:55.319 --> 00:20:59.839 Eric a gay pride flag that is not it'll be beige. No, it'll 269 00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:02.400 be black. It would be like a family crest more like. I would 270 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:07.039 just like my colors in it. Colors gray, dark, blay, black, 271 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:14.759 kind Okay, Um, I'm not the case sadness flag. Yeah, 272 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:19.680 the old flag. Thank you. Oh my god, someone just said I'm 273 00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:23.720 hot. I know. Oh, thank you. Somebody on Instagram just said 274 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:27.279 Eric is hot, and that is Leo. Leo's very nicely. Thank you 275 00:21:27.359 --> 00:21:32.119 fan yourself because you're so so hot. I am. Um. I also 276 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:37.920 have something to tell you. Okay, is this something we haven't discussed on 277 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:40.960 the podcast. Oh, no, you've discussed it many times. Okay, 278 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:42.839 so I feel like I need to address it. Can I just one thing 279 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:48.480 before you address this thing? Yes, I'm having a problem with your thermo 280 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:52.279 flask sitting right there? Why can we move it over there? Just because 281 00:21:52.279 --> 00:21:56.559 I feel like it's just right in the middle straight, it's painfully straight's bothering 282 00:21:56.559 --> 00:21:59.759 me? I'm sorry, Award. Yeah, there you go, Award. 283 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:03.599 Now I'm feeling a lot better, a lot less anxious. Okay, so 284 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.240 what do you have to tell us? Well, the last several episodes, 285 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:11.240 you've been referring to me as the talent. Eric shows up five minutes before. 286 00:22:12.119 --> 00:22:17.519 Eric's not prepared. Eric's I do all the work me me me a 287 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:22.000 true true yeah, true statements. I figured, since I am considered the 288 00:22:22.039 --> 00:22:30.519 talent, stop it for me. Uh. I wrote up a writer Eric 289 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:36.640 Rimmer's writer for being talent on the podcast. Yes, Oh, I put 290 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:41.400 the wrong writer in the title thing. Oh really? Put w R I 291 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:42.960 T E R. Oh No, no, okay, well in the we'll 292 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:45.920 change it up. We'll change it up. But you know you've heard of 293 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:48.640 writers from like no, I know the writer is okay, yes, you 294 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:53.720 know if you don't know what this is is what like celebrities or musicians basically 295 00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:59.920 say they want in their dressing room when they get to a certain venue. 296 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:03.240 The demands exactly, Yes, so you have a list of demands. I 297 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.440 have just a couple. Can you wave to our thank you? Great question? 298 00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:11.640 Just to set the context, when's the last time you prepared for the 299 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:18.920 podcast on a day that isn't Monday Sunday? What did you do this Sunday? 300 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:22.759 Yeah? What did you do? I did my Hollywood report, I 301 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:26.119 wrote my writer a time. M Well that's a first. It is not 302 00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:30.759 a first us in a long time. Oh you did not? Okay, 303 00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:34.519 just all right, you know what. Let's let's not I'll be a dead 304 00:23:34.559 --> 00:23:37.839 horse. Since I wasn't at the Pride parade or festival, I had some 305 00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:41.640 time to kill. All right, let's hear let's hear it out. Let's 306 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:44.799 hear his demands. The talent has demands. Let's hear the demands. It's 307 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:48.559 my rider, all right, it's Eric Grimmer's yes, rid So from this 308 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:55.720 point on, because parking in your hood is a nightmare, yes, very 309 00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:59.759 inconvenient for me to drive around and around and around looking for parking. Okay, 310 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.000 so um, the podcast I would like you to pay for an uber, 311 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:07.119 as I can't drive anymore. Jesus Christ, the podcast pace or me? 312 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:12.200 Yes, okay, so podcast so an uber too? And from oh 313 00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:15.559 no, they'll have to come out of Eric's shriff profits. Yeah. Well, 314 00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:19.000 since I hate being in traffic, and since you do the traffic, 315 00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:23.960 um, you'll know ahead of time what the situation is on the freeways, 316 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:30.599 correct I could? Yeah? Well, if you is this a requirement that 317 00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.799 I need to tell you? It should be? Because yes, because I 318 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:40.000 need this fan, I'm this is going to get worse under no circumstances when 319 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:42.319 I'm in my uber. Should I be allowed to encounter any delays due to 320 00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:47.400 traffic? So? Um? If there, I would need to know ahead 321 00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:49.799 of time because if I do get stuck in traffic and that would make me 322 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:53.200 late, I'm going to need a police escort, so that might cost you 323 00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:59.720 more. Okay, okay, yes, police escort could be Okay. From 324 00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:03.000 this and on, I'd like to be referred only to not my name, 325 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:06.400 but talent, just the talent, just the talent, not Eric, not 326 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:08.880 mister Rimmer, not sir, nope, just the talent. Okay, Okay, 327 00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.240 does that work for you? Fine? Okay, Um, I would 328 00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:17.240 like all the door knobs change because I don't want to touch a doorknob that 329 00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:19.599 I mean, you do have two roommates. I agree with him, and 330 00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:22.440 are people coming in and out? I don't want to touch a dirty door 331 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:27.039 knob. Change the doorknob every single time. Every week. You can change 332 00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:30.359 it once, but then I would like it disinfected before I show up. 333 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:34.640 That's good, So disinfect the door knobs. Okay. Oh my god, 334 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:40.680 I'm going to need a massage table set up somewhere. Um, and I 335 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:45.359 want Gary, my massage therapist, to be on call because if I'm stressed 336 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:47.960 out, I'm not going to be able to perform. So like a post 337 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:52.160 podcast massage, like immediately after since it's so stressful. Yes, okay, 338 00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:59.319 also funded by the podcast Yes otherwise known as me correct. Okay, Yeah, 339 00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:00.759 I'm getting there. Okay, oh you are? Okay, Yeah, 340 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:04.240 let's not put the cart before the okay, okay, all right, Um, 341 00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:08.799 I'm going I like to wear my Christian Lubaton high tops, okay, 342 00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:12.519 my red souls. So when the uber shows up, he'll text Brian, 343 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.440 and I would like Brian to come out and carry me from the uber to 344 00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:23.119 the studio. Okay, Brian thoughts, Yeah, Brian usually Brian definitely gets 345 00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:29.160 here before you get here. Well that should happen. I you know what, 346 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:33.160 in response, I'll just have my own writer as someone who contributes the 347 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:37.000 production of this podcast. I'll just bring my own writer next week. Oh, 348 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:41.799 Brian's writer next week will be justifying. Oh my god, some of 349 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:45.519 us putting the hours around here exactly. Okay, I'm going to need all 350 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:51.880 the furniture and accessories in this room to be moved around. Yeah, that's 351 00:26:51.920 --> 00:26:57.759 fine because the fung shway is really not pleasing. Do you reorganize and redo 352 00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:02.160 my entires? It makes a good point though, for someone who's so into 353 00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:06.240 crystals, you have very poor functuation. Yes, it's very disruptive to my 354 00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:11.559 eyes, my vibes. It makes me very anxious. Harmonic vibrations are getting 355 00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:15.440 thrown out. Um, this is the only white wall I have back here. 356 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:18.039 Yeah, well this can remain, but all this needs to change. 357 00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:21.559 Well you're describing as a U problem. Yeah, the rest is the awesome 358 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:25.440 problem. It's just not pleasing to my eyes. Okay, okay, Um, 359 00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:30.680 I'm going to need um eva on water in front of me when I 360 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:37.119 get here cold with exactly eight handcut ice cubes. Okay, okay, we're 361 00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:41.799 going to need another intern. I know we have door In turn, we 362 00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:45.279 had one and now we don't. I'm going to need approval of all promotional 363 00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:49.599 pictures and videos, and I brought along my head shot because I would prefer 364 00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:55.920 that this be used over my little teeny tiny name. Oh my oh, 365 00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:57.119 if you send that, if you send that to me, that will be 366 00:27:57.160 --> 00:28:02.640 your head show this picture from how many years ago? I was twenty, 367 00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:07.599 so ninety ninety maybe? Yes? Oh my god, So we can only 368 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:11.200 use this picture, yes, yes, and I would like it to be 369 00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:18.480 under over my little itty bitty name like that picture. Okay, okay, 370 00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:22.440 I will definitely be used for something thank you picture. It needs to be 371 00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:25.240 a little gayer. But you know, oh my god, I'm going to 372 00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:30.559 need a humidifier to protect my voice. And I don't want some jankie thing 373 00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:34.440 from Walmart or Wish Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yes, okay, 374 00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:38.640 had like a two million dollar one. I don't need one that expensive. 375 00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:44.799 One point five though, my god? What else? I would like? 376 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:48.960 Diamond encrusted headphones and a mic with a premium sound Voca recorder so when 377 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:53.319 I do my voices, I can manipulate the sound. Don't even know what 378 00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:57.119 vocal I know he had to google that. That was pretty good though. 379 00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.960 Okay, all right, sweating like a pig here, So I'm gonna need 380 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:06.240 the AC set at sixty eight degrees. Oh, that one we can negotiate. 381 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:10.000 Do you guys need me to put the air on right now? What 382 00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:11.519 do you think that you can just keep keep fanning? Keep okay, I'll 383 00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.960 fan you. Oh my god, this is so obnoxious. Um, all 384 00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:21.119 lighting needs to be changed to soft light, not that glaring white light that's 385 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:26.559 around here, and dimmers are strongly suggested required. What about the frosted lights 386 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.720 so you look like you're, like, you know, ten years younger? 387 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:33.599 Hi, Erica, what's up girl? Erica? Okay, yes, so 388 00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:37.519 I would like that. Um, Brian needs well, Brian's kind of on 389 00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.279 my side about I was gonna say he needs to wear all white and no 390 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:48.359 more dark hoodies, but that would be me. He's been on my side 391 00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.480 for some stuff, so I'm gonna let I'm gonna I'm gonna alter my rider 392 00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:57.440 for that, Erica, I love you. Um the leopard chair and this 393 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:03.839 hideous egg chair need to go. Why is this affecting your performance? Is? 394 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.960 Yes, I can barely perform. Um. And while I'm at it, 395 00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:12.000 no leopard print anywhere in my eyes? Man, I backed the rest 396 00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:17.319 of them now, um, hello, yeah, that needs to go. 397 00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:25.160 You're not going to continue the podcast until this comes off. It's very hard 398 00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:29.279 for me too. You cannot perform when you look at leopard print. It's 399 00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.920 very hard. And that chair, it's making me very anxious. It's giving 400 00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:37.400 me epilepsy. Actually, yeah, whoa, Okay, well I have something 401 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:45.200 underneath. I would hate to affect his performance. God forbid. Oh my 402 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:48.839 god. I'm coming with a writer next week and that's much better. And 403 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.319 a sheet? Can you get it out of my I don't want to see 404 00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:53.599 it. Can you put it somewhere where I don't have to look at it? 405 00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:57.200 All right? That's actually for next year's roasts. We should all just 406 00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:02.119 have writers, are updated writers. Yeah. And while I'm at it, 407 00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:07.319 Um, your your makeup is okay tonight? No more dark lipstick like you 408 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:11.039 had gone on last week. I can't take it. You can't perform with 409 00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:15.559 my No no bright clothes. No, I like where you might have a 410 00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:21.599 natural look. I like wearing red. Well, well, i'll need to 411 00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.079 see you in it before. I need to send you a picture of what 412 00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:26.279 I'm wearing before the podcast. Yes, okay, so you see if you 413 00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:30.440 can handle it. And I'd like for you to not look me in the 414 00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.160 eye anymore. You can look at my stare at my chest, hair, 415 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:37.359 or below. No direct eye conduct. Please don't from now on. Yeah, 416 00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:41.720 well it's wiener. Please just talk in my wiener and it's referred to 417 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.880 as his eminence, Yes, his eminence. Um. I would like you 418 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:49.119 to only speak to the talent during the podcast. Everything else needs to be 419 00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:53.559 either texted or written on a whiteboard. And if you text me, then 420 00:31:53.680 --> 00:32:00.160 allow twenty four plus hours for a reply. Well that's not unusual, No, 421 00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:04.759 that is typical, typical okay. I'd also like your toilet seat to 422 00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:07.440 be changed out because you don't like the color of it. I don't like 423 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.319 the color. I don't like the feel on my bottom when I do a 424 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:15.680 number two. I have a pink toilet seat. Yeah, so do we 425 00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:17.240 have to change it every time? That you know? Just once? But 426 00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:22.079 nobody else can sit on it? Okay, swart to change it every week 427 00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:23.119 when I show up? Yes, okay, and then I would like a 428 00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:30.519 box of my cinnabon cinnamon Bun sweetems available and Charman soft play three play. 429 00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:32.799 Yes, the ply needs a tissue paper, Yeah, Charon one, because 430 00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:37.960 it never fails. Whenever you come to my house, you do go number 431 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.960 two. I might have to in just a few minutes. I think I'm 432 00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:44.880 telling you about soft music. And maybe a little champagne bucket on the side 433 00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:47.079 of the toilet. Oh that's coming up. Oh yes, more, yes, 434 00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:54.359 performance by me cannot be interrupted by Elvis barking any longer. Oh okay, 435 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:57.920 it stresses me out. And if he must be present, he must 436 00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:00.599 wear an outfit that I don't get any of his hair on me. Put 437 00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:04.799 him in a trash bag with a whole and a muzzle so that I don't 438 00:33:04.839 --> 00:33:07.839 have to hear him breathe a bark. You can't muzzle his little tiny face. 439 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:13.759 Oh my god. And since you're always getting on me about staring down, 440 00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:19.200 I would like a teleprompter. Oh that I can um The viewers would 441 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:21.799 like to see me looking up so they could see my big blue eyes. 442 00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:27.880 More work for Brian exactly, and more money for me. Yeah, you'll 443 00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:30.160 pay Brian extra for that. Oh, okay, all right, okay, 444 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:35.440 all right, I'm starting this sorry through parts of it, I'd like all 445 00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:42.160 white candles around lit during the podcast. Please, it'll relax me. Okay, 446 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:45.039 Okay, I'm going to need a vocal coach too from my voice. 447 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:51.240 Okay, how long is this because it's getting all my nerves. Well, 448 00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:53.160 I'm trying to get you cool here. Thank you, keep it going. 449 00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:58.920 Uh. I'm going to need prior to the show, and then before our 450 00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:01.400 second show, I'm going to need fifteen minute pre show nap on a new 451 00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:07.280 Chase Lounge new, not somewhere from like Ross dress for less or home goods. 452 00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:14.440 Uh. Definitely not Jerome's not leaves, because that'll take eight years to 453 00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:17.679 get here. Um. It must be uncovered fifteen minutes prior to my arrival 454 00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:22.800 and immediately covered after my departure. And I have to keep the Chase lounge 455 00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:24.480 to keep the Chase Lounge chair because I don't want it junking up my house. 456 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.320 Okay, so I'll jump up my house. Okay. I also must 457 00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:31.599 approve the color and comfort of the Chase Lounge. Yes, I don't want 458 00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:34.880 it lumpy. I don't want it too big. I don't want too small. 459 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:39.280 Does it come with a therapist? Um? Now, I had to 460 00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:44.760 get my own food tonight, I know, and you got me so too. 461 00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:47.719 I wasn't that lovely of me? You? You're welcome. I'd like 462 00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:52.400 meal prep since I don't have time to eat before the podcast. I get 463 00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:55.639 very tired. Yes, it's very tired, very hungry, and which makes 464 00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:59.840 me cranky, okay, which causes me to not be able to perform to 465 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:04.360 my full potential. So um, prior to the Tuesday podcast, I would 466 00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:07.800 like a menu created that I have to approve before I show up, because 467 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.639 you might make tacos and I might not feel like, wait, I'm making 468 00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:14.440 food for you, or you can order it. I don't care. I 469 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.320 just want to approve the menu prior. How many courses are we looking at? 470 00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:22.760 Just one? I'm very simple, very simple, very really generous here, 471 00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:27.440 very easy going, don't you. I would request it not high maintance 472 00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:34.039 at all. Brian, stop it and once it's not brought in or you're 473 00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.440 done making it, I would like Brian to test it to make sure it's 474 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:43.280 not too hot or too salty or poisoned. So your jobs so far to 475 00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:46.320 carry him from the over here and then test his food so it's not poisonous. 476 00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:52.719 I will have some stimulate stipulations. For example, my testing is actually 477 00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:55.559 gonna be half his plate versus just to buy, so you better make double 478 00:35:55.639 --> 00:36:00.159 them. Carrying is going to be a wheelchair, and he's legally obligated to 479 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.119 post a photo of him in the wheelchairs, stating that he is now disabled 480 00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:07.559 every time that a wheelchair is fine. Just as long as I don't have 481 00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.639 to put my feet on the ground, I'm good with that. Okay. 482 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:14.760 Then I'll carry your shoes. No, yeah, no, I don't want 483 00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:19.000 to walk their foot. We're having some having that's not in my writer. 484 00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:22.679 Walking is not in my rider. Oh boy. Now after the first show, 485 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:28.719 I'm gonna need a snack, okay, Because we record Gold Shoes shows 486 00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:30.800 every Monday night. One of them is live that we drop on Tuesday. 487 00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:36.239 The second one that we record, we drop on Thursday. But we record 488 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:40.280 both of them on Monday nights. So after the first show we record, 489 00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:49.280 then what then I'm gonna need a mid show snack provided by you. Okay, 490 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:54.159 but it's it's super easy. I would like Keebler vanilla wafers and Pillsberry 491 00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:59.119 Creamy Supreme buttercream. Frosting because I liked to like a chip and dip. 492 00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:02.920 I like to the vanilla wafer into the invest in the craft services department, 493 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:07.480 that would work too, But then mics and everything. Okay, I'm going 494 00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:09.679 to have to add to my writer. Then if we have a craft services 495 00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:15.880 tom, that'll be part of my writers, the equipment, and then any 496 00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:19.039 guests that show up, Like if Erica was to come down and be on 497 00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:21.840 the show. Yeah, well for her, I probably wouldn't require security because 498 00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:23.360 I love her. But anybody else I'm going to require security. So anybody 499 00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.679 that's not me or Brian, yes you need security here. I'm gonna need 500 00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:32.880 security standing like a bouncer just in case. Yes, I know, it's 501 00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:36.719 like some good, strong, homeless people that needs the work. See, 502 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:40.360 that would work. Uh, if the podcast runs over fifty eight point nine 503 00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:44.119 minutes, I'm not going to need an Uber home. Just get me a 504 00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:49.440 hotel room and hotel we got the point is left or downtown? No oh 505 00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:52.800 no, yeah, because you just cannot keep I can't. I'll be so 506 00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.679 tired at the end. I don't want the Uber driver taking pictures of me 507 00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:00.920 sleep in the back. I know there's a day's in not far. We 508 00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:05.079 can come up with the prostitutes won't be a problem. They weren't bother well. 509 00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:09.320 I don't know if I'm gonna want that specify, But okay, um, 510 00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:15.480 since you require me to bring she's always harpened, She's always harpened. 511 00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:21.159 Bring a change, Bring a change. It confuses me when you dress exactly 512 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.480 the same. I will now need a trainer and a wardrobe budget. I 513 00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:30.559 need a wardrobe stipulations for your second show. When I just tell you to 514 00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:34.320 bring your a different T shirt, I'm gonna need a wardrobe allowance because that's 515 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:40.039 a lot of this is such as this is such ps Okay, okay, 516 00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:44.760 um, I will also need I'm gonna need to look like ape, just 517 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:49.280 like a like a blank slate. So I'm gonna need a lot of botox. 518 00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:52.159 Okay, I'm gonna need a lot of filler. Okay, I'm gonna 519 00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:53.880 need my eyes done. So I would like doctor, my doctor, my 520 00:38:54.039 --> 00:39:00.599 doctor Reedler from La Joia Cosmetics um as my primary physician and on call for 521 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:06.519 any and all procedures that talent may refute. Yes, okay, I'm sure 522 00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.400 it's just gonna love that. Yeah, okay, So and you'll pay for 523 00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:12.679 that too. Oh my god, I'm gonna need my veneers done by the 524 00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:21.320 super dentist. Okay, um I the talent must be allowed to express at 525 00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:29.239 some point how tired they are during the second show via a yawn. That 526 00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:36.679 is not I I rebuke that. No way that goes out of the writer. 527 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.000 I've already said that Brian doesn't have to wear white. I mean, 528 00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:45.159 you're really testing my patience. Very like generous here, I'm being very reasonable. 529 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:52.239 Yeah. Um only my diva music can play prior to us coming on 530 00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:57.360 the show. I don't want anybody talking. I need to decompress which diva 531 00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:00.480 you You have many songs and my songstress? Yes, only Kelly Clarkson. 532 00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:06.519 I may feel like Carrie Underwood on an occasion, maybe Madonna, but one 533 00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:10.400 of my songs just has to be playing. Yes, absolutely no talking. 534 00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.719 If you need to talk to me, just write it on a white board. 535 00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:15.599 That's fine until the podcast. Yes, okay, and then um, 536 00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:20.920 any and all costs associated with anything on this writer or the responsibility of alcad 537 00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:28.960 Akau. So I am responsible. What lad has an equal partner that you 538 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:34.400 can rely on financially for who you should have a meeting with Jake this one, 539 00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:39.719 saying no, no, don't give her an don't give her any ideas 540 00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:44.320 producing. I'm just saying cost and profits are split equally. Well, he's 541 00:40:44.320 --> 00:40:46.960 the talent. I don't have a writer because I'm I don't know. I 542 00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:51.400 run this thing. Mark, you're the producer. But you should put you 543 00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:52.800 know, you should put together your own writer. Oh, I'm sure. 544 00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.519 Well, technically I don't know if Eric really gets the I don't. I 545 00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:59.280 don't think he gets a writer because he's not the talent. He's the mayor. 546 00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:01.480 He as well, because I call him the talent because he shows up 547 00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:05.199 like again, like five minutes for the show starts, and he just like, 548 00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.119 I'm prepared, but and so he acts like talent. Now he has 549 00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:13.320 a writer here, you know it. Next week I'll come in, Okay, 550 00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:17.960 I'll bring a rebuttal to his demands and we'll see if we can meet 551 00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:22.239 somewhere in the middle. I would like you to sign here. I'm not 552 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:25.840 who we have to have negotiation anything. Next Monday, I'll bring our counter 553 00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:30.239 offer and we'll see if you meet in the middle. Listen, I already 554 00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:34.639 said you don't have to wear white. You are going to have are together 555 00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:37.719 in this. No just me. Oh I thought you said we, Well 556 00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:40.000 I will. I will represent both of us. Okay, thank you. 557 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.039 I'm not liking the way this is going. I'm not liking like all those 558 00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.760 things you just do. You know how much it demanded. Do you know 559 00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.719 how much extra work we'd have to take up if if the talent left? 560 00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:57.679 Because do all of it? I know exactly. My god, you don't 561 00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:00.239 destroy your What are you doing? I'm not. I'm just this is bothering 562 00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.199 me that it's just sitting. Oh oh his head shot, he needs his 563 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.960 head shot. I know that photo is a good Okay, where's it? 564 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.480 Okay, there you go. Um, I will have to look over. 565 00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.000 I will have to get my attorney in on this as well. Okay, 566 00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:21.559 and I will give you our rebuttal next week the better. Okay, gotcha, 567 00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:25.000 but but heard it has been heard. Our people will contact your people. 568 00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:29.480 Thank you exactly. All right now, since you are the talent, 569 00:42:29.719 --> 00:42:31.760 you know what you also do. I do the Hollywood report you do, 570 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:37.320 and guess what what it's time for you to perform? Thank god, talent. 571 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:42.079 Well, you take off that hideous leopard top. So I did do 572 00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:45.360 that for you us. It turns to a strip club or something. Oh 573 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:49.679 my god, now, can you get rid of that chair? Can't stand 574 00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:52.760 it? I will, I will cover the chair. I'm not getting I'm 575 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:55.960 an a vomit on it. I'm keeping the chain too. It's it's the 576 00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:02.599 it's the it gives a character. No, I accidentally left a green pen 577 00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:07.719 open. Great, Laura, I love that shirt. You know what what 578 00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:10.960 that is. One of the things that's going out of the writer is the 579 00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.440 leopard print. I can't stand to look at it. It makes me dizzy. 580 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.039 Well, we'll see. It makes me feel like I have epilepsy, 581 00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.559 and therefore you can't perform barely. We'll negotiate next week. Okay, we'll 582 00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:25.360 find out what's getting struck stricken, what's not? Oh my god, Okay, 583 00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:30.280 keep the leopard print in. Oh, I might expand it. Hey, 584 00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:32.920 okay, is there a leopard print rug around here? And you Oh, 585 00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:37.599 there's that dog bed that needs to go. It's this little blanket. 586 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:42.960 It's a dog blanke print, the blanket overs I can't. Yeah, there's 587 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:46.239 only there's three things in here that hurting my Oh no, it's the pillow 588 00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:50.039 right there. God, I can't. Can you cover that pillow with something 589 00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:52.719 else blank. It can't look at it. These do not go to it 590 00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.440 into effect until my attorney has looked at them. But thank you. Then 591 00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:00.320 I won't be able to read the Hollywood Report. Everyone, please cover everything 592 00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.719 you're killing. I'll read the Hollway Report. Some stuff happened this week, 593 00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:13.960 um so uh, Ariana Grande and Hubby Dalton Gomez after three years, Splitsville, 594 00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:19.239 No way, thank you? Next what wait till wait till Pete Davidson 595 00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:23.320 comes back. Yes, big Dick, Pete Davidson. Oh that's much better, 596 00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:25.920 Kane, thank you. I need the whole thing covered. Yeah, 597 00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:31.840 you can't do half. God, she's doing shoddy work over here. It's 598 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.519 just not fast enough. You can't. You can't have so much better covered 599 00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:40.559 job? Thank you? Oh God, oh god, I feel so much 600 00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:45.639 better. Get rid of this thing. The temperature dropped like three degrees in 601 00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:52.599 here. God. Oh it's making me sweat. Um Sophia Vargara and Joe 602 00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:58.920 Mangel Nello Splitsville, Splitsville, thank you. Next seven years. That is 603 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:06.320 leopard print, Laura. Oh God, she's not doing anything right, Jesus, 604 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:10.320 this is a nightmare. Oh my god, there's another one. We're 605 00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:15.639 going. Oh my God, let's just blow the place up. Oh my 606 00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:19.559 god, I'm just not gonna look that way. I just can't look that 607 00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:25.639 way right now. I'm looking for more. I'm looking for more about radar. 608 00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:31.159 For y, continue your report. Lindsay Lohan is now a mom. 609 00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:35.000 She had the baby. Yeah, she had a little boy. His name 610 00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:38.639 is Lui Shamas and it means in Arabic shield or protector. How do you 611 00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:49.400 how do you spell his name? Lu Ai? And then congratulations? Yes, 612 00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:52.480 that seemed like it was the fastest pregnancy ever. Oh. I felt 613 00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:55.639 the exact opposite. I felt like that lasted like, no, at least 614 00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:00.000 two years. I always felt like Jessica Simpson had like a seven year pregnant. 615 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.239 She did, she did. She always seemed like she had the longest 616 00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:09.039 pregnancy ever. Um Jane Burken, actress and singer who inspired the Birken Bag, 617 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:15.639 died at seventy six yesterday. Oh yes, So my prediction is this 618 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:22.199 Ermez is gonna make a Birken Bag to dedicate it to her, and that 619 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:24.400 thing is going to sell out while it's in production, and it's going to 620 00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:30.039 be like how Oh yeah, for sure, who would? But I don't 621 00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:35.239 know why do you remember that hideous Erme's bag that looked like the side of 622 00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:39.360 a brick building with the windows in it noninety five thousand dollars. The Chanelle 623 00:46:40.519 --> 00:46:47.800 milk carton bag that was ten thousand. Oh my god, stupid. Uh. 624 00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.639 Tom Cruise wants to make Mission Impossible movies until he's eighty. Hell yeah, 625 00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:57.239 can he? Do you think I saw Mission Impossible? For you? 626 00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:04.039 Saw? You saw the latest Mission Impossible and it was incredible. I just 627 00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:07.320 I just rewatched Fallout and I need to still see the new one is so 628 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:12.559 good? Oh no, this one blows Fallout out of the water. It 629 00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:16.920 was Why does he look? How is he acting? He was? I 630 00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:21.320 do not I will make this statement. I do not like Tom Cruise, 631 00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:28.039 but I just don't care for his politics or his well what about him as 632 00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:31.960 an actor and an action No, I think of him as your beloved Keanu 633 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:37.400 Reeves. Um. I think he's very good in action movies. I don't 634 00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:42.480 consider him a great actor. Have you seen Magnolia? Yes, I thought 635 00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:45.119 he was fantastic. I thought he was good in that. Yeah, but 636 00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:50.239 man, mission him a few good men? Oh okay, he is actually 637 00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:54.039 gives a great performance in Tropic I just don't think he's the best actor I've 638 00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:59.760 ever seen. Of course not. I mean my Anthony Hopkins is a movie 639 00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:02.079 star. He of course he is. Yes, he's an action movie star 640 00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:06.280 though as of late that's yes, that's what he's best, and he's very 641 00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:09.119 good in action movies. Yes he is. Okay, you're not waving. 642 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:13.679 Oh my god, you're killing me. I just want to say, though, 643 00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:17.159 I still think James Bond is a little bit better in the Mission I 644 00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:21.519 Possible series. Oh James, nobody can touch my James Bond. I have 645 00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:27.280 never Yes, only Daniel Craig and my Roger Moore. No, Roger Moore 646 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.400 was the worst. Wait, no, not Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton is 647 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:32.880 also. Who's the other one? What's his face? In the nineties Golden 648 00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:38.400 Nye Yes, Searssen, he was pretty good. Sean Connery was Sean Connery. 649 00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:42.239 That's who I was thinking of. Craig though, it was Daniel Craig 650 00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:45.679 was amazing. I have never watched a Bond movie from starting you're going to 651 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:51.400 watch there, I don't care, don't get it. Hit. There's only 652 00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:53.039 one one of them that's like and not that good. The rest of them 653 00:48:53.079 --> 00:49:01.519 are incredible action action cars blowing up things like Jason. But he is so 654 00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:06.159 good. He makes it look so good when they when in that first movie 655 00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:08.239 he did when they had him in the chair with no scene and they were 656 00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:13.199 taking that big rope and whacking him in the balls. My balls ached Casino 657 00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:16.360 Royal is incredible. Skyfall is Skyfall the best acts movies I've ever seen. 658 00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:20.440 Incredible. Yeah, it was so good. Wow. Um, speaking of 659 00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:24.519 babies again, Anthony Michael hall remember him from The Breakfast Club and sixteen sixteen 660 00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:29.760 Candles. Um. He has a dad at fifty five years old. Wow, 661 00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:32.639 he had a little boy. His wife had a little boy. His 662 00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:40.760 wife's adorable. Her name is Lutzia Oskovova. She's thirty two. He's fifty 663 00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:47.679 five. His name is Anthony Michael Hall. Um. He got very, 664 00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:54.639 very creative and named his little boy Michael Anthony Hall. Wait. I think 665 00:49:54.639 --> 00:50:00.400 that might be his real name in real life. Oh it is, Yes, 666 00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:02.599 So he's a second. So the baby's a second or a third or 667 00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:07.480 something. Whatever. Oh my god, I love you know. I need 668 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.320 to know all baby names. I can't wait to hear Rihanna is when she 669 00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:15.199 has her baby girl or I care so much. Well, she waited. 670 00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:19.920 She waited like two years to announce the baby boy's name. She was going 671 00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:23.000 nuts. I was absolutely going crazy. Did your life improve after finding out 672 00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:28.000 the name? I was very much satisfied. She became very organized and focused. 673 00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:30.159 I felt I was more focused. I was a lot more focused, 674 00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:37.360 and I felt a sense of serenity. Yeah she did. Okay, thank 675 00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:40.360 god? Okay, what else? That's it for now. But I did 676 00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:45.679 watch a great documentary last night. Okay, I love documentaries. It's on 677 00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.360 Netflix and if you haven't seen it, watch it. It's called The Price 678 00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.480 of Glee. What is it about. It's about the TV show, the 679 00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:58.800 Ryan Murphy show Glee. Okay, all the people on that show that died. 680 00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:02.719 There are a lot of few. Well, yeah, there was Nya 681 00:51:02.800 --> 00:51:07.960 Rivera. There was that's right. There was the guy that played Finn, 682 00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:10.159 and then there was the guy that played Puck. And the guy that played 683 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:15.000 Puck was dating a girl and she happened to go on to his computer and 684 00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:20.760 find all this child porn. So she turned him into the authorities and he 685 00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:22.840 was up for like eight years in prison or something, and then they found 686 00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.920 him dead in a park in La So is this like it like it was 687 00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:31.679 cursed or something, you know. Yeah, but then they start talking about 688 00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:36.880 what a nightmare Leah Michelle was and how she treated everybody, and then from 689 00:51:37.000 --> 00:51:42.320 all the all these production people that died too, dang, and they were 690 00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:45.679 they were interviewing. It was such a like vanilla show too, Like it 691 00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:50.679 was controversial. I loved it. I thought it was so lovely at the 692 00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:52.480 beginning, and then it got a little and then yeah, so they said 693 00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:58.400 like around season three, like the viewership was in the tens of I mean, 694 00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:01.199 it was huge numbers. And then after like the third right at the 695 00:52:01.239 --> 00:52:05.679 third season, it took a dip and they went from like I don't know, 696 00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:08.679 fifteen million to like four million or something. Like everybody was like, 697 00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:13.880 but yeah, some of the stuff in there was crazy, Like they were 698 00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:17.119 working them like eighteen hour days. And then when they rode the cash cow, 699 00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.599 when the show went into hiatus, they made them go on tour. 700 00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:30.199 So these kids were making millions and millions of dollars and not having a single 701 00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:35.760 day down. Wow. Yeah, So between do any of them Are any 702 00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:40.639 of them part of this documentary? There are a couple of them that are 703 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.960 a lot of them are like the stand ins, and then they interview a 704 00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:52.079 lot of the production people. The price of Glee. Yeah, it was 705 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.559 really good. Okay. It's three episodes each episodes like maybe forty five minutes. 706 00:52:55.800 --> 00:53:00.760 Okay, so it's a real easy get through. Excellent. And then 707 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:05.719 I watched eighty for Brady. Oh god, that one where the older ladies, 708 00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:15.039 and would I enjoy it? It was very cute? Then I won't 709 00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:16.719 I know it when he says it's very cute. Yeah, no, thank 710 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:22.199 you. Rida Moreno was the fourth lady. Oh my god, it was. 711 00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:25.079 It was cute though. Anyway, can you can you keep fanning me? 712 00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:29.199 I'm very okay. That's it. That's all your recommendations that we're gonna 713 00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:34.880 do Eric's top sixty three movies of the week. No, there you go. 714 00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:37.960 I'll turn on the air conditioner for the second show, which is our 715 00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:40.280 Thursday show. Hey, I need to take a n where's my chase? 716 00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:45.519 Yes, nothing was signed, nothing has been set in stone yet. We 717 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:50.400 heard your demands, and now we will have a rebuttal next week. And 718 00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:52.320 I'm gonna go sit in my car for fifteen minutes and put the air on 719 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:55.880 and recline the seat and then oh, actually, that sounds relaxing. I'm 720 00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:59.079 not joining you, all right, guys, you can do that. I'm 721 00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:00.599 gonna put my songstress is on. Actually I think I will come and get 722 00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:05.480 me when I'll start a union with Eric, because I think he's got producer 723 00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:07.559 Brian and I. Yeah, we're gonna start the PGA, which is not 724 00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:10.679 the golf thing, it's the Podcaster's Guild of America. Oh right, oh 725 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:15.519 see, there we go, and I can't be in it or just YouTube 726 00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:21.400 community employer and we're about to go, and why what happens? We're standing 727 00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:25.360 in solidarity with Saga. That's right. But you don't write anything I do. 728 00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:29.960 I do. I wrote this whole stupid writer did you write? You 729 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:34.480 wrote your writers? Did write roasts. I've gotten euro residuals off my writing, 730 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:38.360 so that's right. Yeah, oh god, yeah, oh you're screwed 731 00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:45.599 trouble and she's in trouble and yes, euro Europire. I did get this 732 00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:50.840 fan from the Pride parade. Isn't that cool because they hand out stuff like 733 00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:54.280 a lot of the people in that are in the parade. Yes, thank 734 00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:58.880 you Montieth. Yeah, anyway, yes, this is from the Pride parade. 735 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:02.599 Anyway, it was a great Pride weekend. Everything was fun. Love 736 00:55:02.760 --> 00:55:07.840 you guys. Thank you for sponsoring our podcast, Get at All and Capital 737 00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:12.039 Growth, Inc. Jay Wartzler, we'd love you. Okay, now that's 738 00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:14.440 making the microphone sound weird. I'm going to try on the air. You 739 00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:17.280 guys stop, We're gonna do our your fifteen minute nap. If you say 740 00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:22.239 goodbye, if you say goodbye properly, what do you mean when it's time, 741 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:27.760 I'll tell you when. Okay, Well, Hi, big Ed, 742 00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:34.000 Hi, big Ed. Okay, Hi, joyful. Remember to mark down 743 00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:37.599 August seventeenth, six pm because you're gonna want to be at our party. 744 00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:40.800 Next week. We'll have more details about where you can buy the tickets and 745 00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:45.960 stuff. Right. I didn't want to bother Gigi during Pride week because he's 746 00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:49.960 a bit really busy, but I'll bother him this week. That said, 747 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:53.159 become a subscriber on Instagram and YouTube. We would love that. Yeah, 748 00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:58.199 really truly, we appreciate every single one of you who listens. Thank you 749 00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:01.039 so much for taking in our show, and we hope we made you smile 750 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:08.960 and love your podcast. I love you. This is going on my writer, 751 00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:12.199 Yeah. I One of the conditions of his writer being acceptable. We'll 752 00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.320 have to be the shortness. This is going to be a big paragraph in 753 00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:19.360 mine. This will include heavy fine if he does not comply the finest. 754 00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:22.159 Yes. Oh, I need to add to my writer that I'm not to 755 00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:27.519 be fined for anything that I say or do that will be extracted. That's 756 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:32.280 not that will be shut down. Why do you mean no? Just say 757 00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:37.119 it? Okay, look what I'm gonna pickle here. I'm her lawyer in 758 00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:42.159 your I know. I just say it so I can say hi to my 759 00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:44.400 babies. I just want to say hi to my babies. Please just say 760 00:56:44.719 --> 00:56:47.840 they not tell you lock out, come on with your big award. Fix 761 00:56:47.880 --> 00:56:51.559 your award. Let's go get your little fifteen minute now so we can start 762 00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:53.559 episode number two, which is third days. Oh that's right, Well I 763 00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:58.199 need to take my nap. Okay, I apologize on half of my union 764 00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.360 and it's I know this is going side. Just lock out, please. 765 00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:08.039 I will consider some of your demands, like ninety eight percent of them, 766 00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:14.599 Like I have to cross Brian wearing white off. Oh only Brian's no. 767 00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:19.960 Well, your dog's barking now, Oh god, can you put a muscle 768 00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:23.320 on him? No, I can't even think you can't muscle that dog. 769 00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:29.119 Okay, I'm a travesty. You're breaking every rule already with the talent is 770 00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:32.840 out of control. I'm really the talent is getting love part. I love 771 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:38.079 you too, late, Brian Siverse. Brian said averse