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Meatball, meatball spaghetti underneath. Hey, look, get me here back,

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We'll started on that frame exactly.
Your hands in your hands, it's perfect.

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Hey, everybody, welcome, Welcome
to the snark tank. Oh boy,

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it's another one. Nobody died important, nobody important died. Not yet.

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Somebody will die after this. Obviously, someone's relative is gonna have died,

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and they're gonna be like, oh, fucking dare you? No one

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important? I said, I was
right, Yeah, did you not?

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I didn't say no one non important
died. I said, no one important

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died. That's so funny. I
didn't say someone who was unimportant died.

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Yeah, we don't know your grandma? Sorry? Yeah, sorry, I

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mean the sh rest in Piasta.
But isn't that real ship? Though?

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Do you remember when this happens all
the time in celebrities. I know,

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the people die with them, Like
Paul Walker. When that guy died with

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him, people like, oh,
come, nobody's saying anything about him.

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I'm like, what do you think
the same thing happened with Kobe in the

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helicopter? About all the older people
because I don't fucking know them, the

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people on my block when they die
and I don't know them step I step

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over their bodies, like, no, I don't. In fact, what

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I do is that when they do
like the sideways like memorials, I steal

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stuff from it. I take the
candles, I take the bottles of liquor.

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It's free, you know it is
leaving it there? Who's gonna somebody's

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gonna someone else is gonna take it? Why don't I do it? I

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like that you should not. You
should not be like I respect that.

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I mean, I don't know,
man, I like, could you image

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seeing someone do that that would walk
over and picking it up? Like,

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yo, dude, that's not nice. I tried to kill you so they

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could get more stuff later on.
So listen, there's not really that.

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There's some stuff that we want to
touch on, for sure, but I

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want to talk about something first.
And it's uh so yesterday at the day,

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at the day of the time that
we're recording this, yesterday was the

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fourth of July, uh and it
was also Lily's girlfriend's birthday, and so

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we went over and uh we got
really high and watched The Cat in the

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Hat with with Mike Myers, which
you've not seen, no, which I

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specifically I only remember it after we
did it. I was like, oh,

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man, I wish Derek was here
to see this. Yeah, it

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was so good. It is a
lot better than I remember. Honestly.

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No, it's not. Yeah,
no it's not. The movie is so

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stupid. It's pretty good. It's
such a dumb film. It's it's insane.

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It's like it's the fact that that
movie, Like, if you ask

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somebody to describe what happens in a
Cat the Hat movie, they will not

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be able to do that if they've
never seen it. They'll be like,

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oh, like a cat shows up, but yeah, and it hangs out

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in the house with the kids,
and it's like for a small amount of

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time. Then he ends up as
like a fucking salsa dancer. Then some

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like Asian woman gets trapped in another
dimension, and then so it's a bunch

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of purple flum. Yeah. The
thing about it is like I forgotten that

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the central premise of that movie.
Do you remember the book really at all?

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No word for word on he has
he has a box that's insane.

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Well, I read it as much
when I was little. It's like a

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it's like a iconic movie for like
movie book for me. You read it

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over and over again like yourself.
Why, because I was that was like

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one of the first things I learned
how to read because it was like very

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simple phrases. Yeah, yeah,
I guess last week I forgot. The

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central part of that movie is like
the box that he has where a thing

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one and Thing two come out.
You know, thing one, thing too

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right now, Yeah, you're lying. That can't be possible. Man.

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They didn't have when you were good. They didn't come out yet. So

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you guys are all about Doctor Seuss. I mean necessarily Doctor Seuss was was

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was what did you what did you
get read to you as it? Because

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that's the thing that was like intro
to like literature for kids. So Doctor

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So here's the thing there. There
was a lot of uh this in my

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household. My mom was very busy, so I don't really remember being like

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read to very much. However,
Uh it's pretty much as soon as I

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was old enough to really understand and
comprehend video games and I started, like,

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you know, learning how to read
myself, it was off to the

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races of just playing RPGs and that
was how I read. I didn't I

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didn't read like uh kids books.
I I liked uh like the only time

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I read was in my schools,
and my school was a private school,

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and they skipped over the fun kid
part. They were like, Oh,

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we're gonna do current events, so
you're gonna cut out these articles from the

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thing we're gonna We're gonna give you
this fucking They would give us Charlotte whatever

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or something bro. They give us
these packets like the Trail of Tears or

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some ship like they. I was
reading like there was. I learned words

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like say, I remember when I
was a kid not understanding how to pronounce

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chaos because it was the chaos emeralds. I didn't really understand how to pronounce

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it like it just say. I
was like cows, like how chows?

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I wasn't sure. Being in that
school, basically, the teacher would be

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very it was it was stupid.
I didn't I didn't get to enjoy a

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lot of things in that way where
and even learning like things now that I

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would probably struggle with because I've been
in schooling so long. I was learning

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back then when I was a kid, like Oh, you're gonna this fucking

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asshole paid this, and the percentage
of tax in this state is this,

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so how much is it gonna cost
and I'm like, I'm fucking ten and

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I'm like, bro, what is
this? I pleaded with my my teacher.

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I'm like, I know, I
don't need to know this, can

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I like, why are we doing
this? You just hang out? You're

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gonna thank me lighter. She was
fucking she was some she was some chick

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from Massachusetts. She's like, you
gotta fucking thank me later? Am I

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go drive my satin my ca,
my satin ca? Yeah? I just

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did you? Did you think her
later? She died? She died before

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I got to thank her Jack,
But but she was she was, you

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know, extremely diabetic, like she
had a Let me put it this way,

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my friend Taylor bought these X files
toys. She had Molder Sculli and

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then there was this alien autopsy.
Yeah right right right? That sentence is

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insane. Even we were like,
why you have these? There were X

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Files? Yes? There were?
Isn't that not a kids show? Not

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at all? I watched it as
a kid, for sure. I definitely

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saw it sometimes, so these were
probably collectibles. I remember the theme.

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I really liked the themes. It
was scary. Literally, when I was

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little, in the nighttime, I
would hear that theme, I would skip

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back. There was a little in
that theme. There was only one thing

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that scared me. It was this
image of like, no, no,

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no. It was a silhouette of
like a dude like almost like plunging into

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like oblivion. There's a little silhouette
of humanoid. Oh, it fucking freaks

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me out. It's so creepy.
Beteen, that little half of the alien's

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face flashes. That ship fucked my
night was scary. But I would watch

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this show and it was fucking goofy. The show itself, the show itself

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is not nearly as intense as the
theme song would have. It's crazy.

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But there was an alien that looked
like a guyver essentially in one of the

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episodes. If you remember the fucking
you know Guiver from from Animes, Like

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they're like, it's like bloody,
how would I It's like an alien species

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thing that like becomes armor and it's
just the golorious shit ever. But anyway,

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there was a guy that looked like
him or looked like that fucking mask

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rider. Fucking bug dude. It
was. There was a guy an alien,

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and then there's two people playing basketball
outside and ship and the aliens like

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what's going on? He takes the
basketball and like dunks it and ship like

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he's like learning human shit. I'm
like, what the is this? It

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is a very very you have aliens
being in places like imagine Clark can landing

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in like fucking like Brooklyn in like
the fucking nineties. Yeah, that's basically

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what you now. You know how
you know how bad horrible things would have

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turned out, like the situations that
like imagine like instead of Peter parking a

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bit by a spider, like I
don't know, some kid that's on the

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block like Schels Peter, he gets
bit and not a fucking absolutely fit.

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He's a villain, dude. He's
like he takes over the Triceon area and

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like a span of two months.
I like the idea of so, like,

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I'm sure you've seen that. I
don't know if it's a toy or

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something or an image of its Biggie
small as a spider man, I have

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seen that. So what if what
if he got bit before, like he

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really showcased his skills and then he
went that route, how do you think

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that would have turned out? He
wouldn't have been an arrow for sure,

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when he was still just doing like
Hudlam shit that he was still like because

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he was still he was still doing
that hitch it like you well, so

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we imagine, like imagine like iced
teas Wolverine, he's like he's one day

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he gets like really upset and his
claws pop out. It would be such

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a terrible, terrible group of people
to endow with those abilities. Yeah,

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you can't. Or like like a
like an Epstein's he's already a billionaire and

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ship Epstein drinks a super Solia formula
that's so overpowered too, because he's he's

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rich and superpowered, like no one
is that, No one is that.

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The richest superheroes are often the Regular
and Iron Man specifically, because I think

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even even writers understand, like that's
too much power. You can't be in

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vulnerable and immune to socioeconomic issue that
I think about, it wouldn't Tony Stark

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like drink the super like a soldier
serum, Like wouldn't he? But I

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feel like, look, I think
logically he could make it. He could

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replicate only only one persons really tried
to make it. Because think of it

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like this, like it happened,
Cap got frozen, so it was just

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gone. So they were like,
let's just make other ship like, we're

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not gonna wait around for this thing
where we gotta think it's dead. So

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then Cap comes back and he's like
I would have been Yo, let me

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see your blood, bro, Yeah, it was your blood. I'm gonna

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give you a fuck. I'm gonna
give Hulk your fucking formula. Let's see

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what happens and fly. Yeah,
can he donate blood? I don't know.

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I feel like he should be able
to. I don't know because I

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feel like his body metabolized it.
So I don't know, Like, can

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Peter Parker do it? No,
Peter, Peter hasn't. It's backfired a

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few times. Are you serious?
What happened? He gave it to May

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and now May if she gets uh, she can't get any other kind of

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blood. She's super radiated. Yeahcause
he's ready acting like green. Whether she

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like, no, she just probably
has like hyper cancer, but it's dormant.

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It's just really aggressive. It's crazy. She like, is she like

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like, so she has the blood
that heals her? Is it? Is

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she like Deadpool? Now? No, she just has Peter. I don't.

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It's not real science. Obviously,
let's start. Let's start right there,

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but then she took blood from Peter, her and Peter being the same

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blood type. I think only she
can get blood from Peter. Now he's

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like one hundred and ten years old
in the comics. Let that bitch die.

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You know, I don't understand how
is I actually never really why is

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aunt May so old like like comparatively
to say we're is that? Okay?

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You know, I've never actually I've
never actually dug into this. Is that

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truly? Like that is uh his
aunt? And not by blood? Okay?

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And and and and Ben is his
Ben was Ben was his brother's dad,

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okay. And then she died.
He died, He died obviously Ben

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adopted the kid because May did not
actually want Peter. Ben was his brother's

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dad. Ben was his his dad's
brother, sorry, dad's brother. My

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politics, So it was it was
it was Richard Parker and it was Ben

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Parker. And what happened is that
like they were like, oh, my

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brother died, like, I'm not
gonna let he was. Also Ben was

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also an older brother too, like
much older I guess, yeah, definitely

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an older brother. And he was
just like my son, my brother just

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died. I'm not gonna kid go
like by the way side. So they

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adopted him, and then what happens
is ended up loving Peters is a good

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kid, and then it's like,
I'll guess I'll raise you for the rest

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of your life. I figured there
had to be something like that because I

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was like, what, what the
hell's going? That's why I understand,

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Like in the newer movies, they're
like, let's make her seem more like

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an actual like like an actual aunt, you know what I mean. Or

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she's not older. We gotta we
gotta remember, we gotta remember that that

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is from the sixties. Sure,
there's the sixties comic books. And it's

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also let's make and I get her
role too, like just the mom.

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He's the mother, the sweet old
lady, like the the matriarch essentially,

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because I get like this Peter Parker, like even in comics, it's about

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like thirties and some change now like
a little over thirty now, it's funny

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even in a world of time moves
so fucking hyper slow. He's a little

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bit over like thirtieth Yeah, just
crazy, I guys, a fuck up

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at that age. It's crazy,
like even like come on, dude,

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even by like twenty eight, I
started figuring my life out. This motherfucker's

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still just it's a genius. I
mean, there are some people figuring that

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was that it happened. Yeah,
I just talked to one of my friends

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and I was because always I pushed
my friend too. Of my closest friends,

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they don't have a PCs yet because
they just you know, they're making

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excuses. I'm like, you guys
are grown ass people. You have his

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motherfucker took his wife to CanCon and
shit, I'm like, you can.

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You clearly can get a PC.
You're fucking stupid. My other friend actually,

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when I pressed him, he's like, I don't even have a credit

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card yet. And I was like
he's my age and I was like,

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oh, all right, well you're
done, bro. I was like I

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was. I was like, I
was like, all right, I'm not

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even gonna press. You're like,
all right, man, I didn't know.

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I was just like, damn,
bro, how do four years will

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be forty years old? Bro,
there a credit card and have a credit

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card. I didn't get a car
that no, well yeah technically because he

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doesn't have debt by that system,
but like you need it to like to

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live. Unfortunately, and his country
here's the thing. Functionally, do you

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really need it? Yes, like
really like actually to exist in America.

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Yes, unless you have a ton
of capital on you, but you needed

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to to like get approved for the
loans for like houses and stuff. Yeah.

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Yeah, if you have no one's
kind of no one's in a house.

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If you have a ton of capital, it's then you don't need a

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credit card at all, like if
you just if you just have cash.

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No. But what I'm saying is
like the the reasons that credit cards even

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for like apartments like in houses and
stuff like that, I don't need a

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credit card to get my apartment.
You definitely definitely check your credit scor like

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that. Yeah, I guess they
definitely did. They definitely. Don't let

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them do it. You can't.
Don't don't do it. I say,

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don't. Don't look in that drawer, don't don't don't look at don't look

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at my credit score. What is
the lowest to have? Like actually,

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like I knew somebody with two sixteen? Is it really a quantifiable like number?

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It can actually be like it can
go it can go down to it

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can go down though, Like I
feel like because after like you could have

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been lying, But like it would
be it would be a dumb lie,

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it would be a dumb line.
I felt like at like four they stop

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counting. I thought like they're just
like, you're so fucked it doesn't even

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matter. No, you can you
can go into the two hundreds. I

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know, and I know two hundreds
is possible. So how do you get

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the lowest? It's three hundred.
Three hundred is the possible LOWES score.

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That's what it's important to know that
typically more than one more than one credit

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scovery people have three and then depending
on the credits scoring company and when they

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were calculated, so about eighteen,
I guess it goes zero to what I

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didn't have a credit score that's eight. Well, I would beg the question

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like what did that person do?
Like what kind of high risk because high

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risk high reward. That situation with
this motherfuckings like, yeah, roll the

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diights. I bombed mine to the
low fives by didn't pay a medical bill

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because I felt like I didn't deserve
to pay it because they just kind of

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fucked me. It was in twenty
I went to the emergency room and I

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did a biller didn't even help me. I didn't even see a biller.

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You know, they're supposed to see
you after. So I didn't know the

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process. The first time I ever
been to the emergency room. Uh,

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they just sent me a bill and
I was like, hey, uh what

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the fuck? Like y'all didn't anyway, Long story short, later, when

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I actually got emergency insurance because I
went for the second time, bill or

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helped me with everything, and I
was like, why the fuck didn't do

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this before? Try to explain the
situation. They didn't give a fuck.

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They're just like, give us some
money, or it's going to collections.

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I'm like, well, I guess
it's going to collections. And uh.

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And then I two cell phone things. I just broke the contracts. I

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just to stopped paying them because uh, it's predatory. Yeah. They were

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back in the day, at and
Tea and Verizon were like I would My

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cell phone bill was over one hundred
dollars a month. Morally speaking, we

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should not be paying we should we
should default on more bills than we're allowed

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to. You know what I mean? Morally speaking, it's crazy. Yeah,

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yeah, so much and so much
of this bullshit, it's ridiculous.

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Yeah. So I was just like, so I fucked on my credit because

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of that, and I got to
like, I got to like, maybe

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like low. I know one of
my friends had like for something that was

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bad and now he's like he's backing
up, and the mine was like maybe

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like five for a bit. Yes, mine was probably like higher fives.

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But that's still if you're in the
fun like it, you might as well

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be have no credit or it's nothing. No one to give me show you

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something like a credit card? Would
like why like such a terrib way?

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Why I start at three hundred?
Though? That such a weird well I

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think I heard people say it's not
three hundred from me. Mine started at

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five hundred. No, But what
I mean is like, well, sorry,

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six, it's not a six hundred
for me, right, But what

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I'm saying is like, why is
three hundred the low? Why is it

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the low? I just feel like
at a certain point it doesn't matter anymore,

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right, but at a certain point, But but then why the floor?

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Why would seven? Why would seven
hundred be good? Like wouldn't you

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understand like shouldn't zero be where it
stops? And then whatever seven hundred would

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be from zero is like where it
would people have a universal based income,

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no matter what. I guess,
you know, I guess what the thought

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processes the people that have no credit, and unless they're just looking at actual

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numbers, right, the people have
no credit a lot of times will have

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a little bit of a better shot
of getting something than somebody who's better than

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bad credit. Yeah, well,
do do you think do you think it's

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like a destiny thing? Were like
even now because it's been going on for

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so long, the lowest you can
go is nineteen hundred. Yeah, here

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we go. I mean, like
the because like leveling systems, how like

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the new zero is now, like
you can't be below this certain level because

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it's so late. So you get
there. You probably or just one of

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those idiots that probably has four credit
cards and you're constantly buying, and but

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you just you you'd only deal with
credit cards. You're not just using your

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sepit card because I'm like, what
are you doing? I hate using my

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credit card bare I have three of
them and I hate using all of them.

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Yeah, I hate them. I
just you know, to buy all

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the new furniture and stuff and not
even the best furniture. Was just like

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just buying what I whatever we need. And I was just so upset,

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just like seeing that the you know, just this credits static. That's what

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I did. I paid for my
computer my credit card. I paid credit

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card and I paid off the computer. Like three months, three months?

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Have you settling in? Did you
get that Fireman's poll? Yeah? Yeah,

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I got the I got the Fireman's
poll. She said you didn't like

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the stairs in your apartment, so
you wanted to like, yeah, it's

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actually really cool. It's it's it's
not Unfortunately, I don't have a ladder

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to really really properly secure it,
like you know that like bolt it in,

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cake it back up. So it's
like you kind of have to you

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kind of have to be really careful
using it. You have somebody being like,

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yo, you want to take out
my room and like yeah, for

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sure. And they go to a
fireman's pole and they just hands it no

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feet and they call up through a
whole like come up here, man,

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I'm like, how do I get
up there? Climb? Climb? You

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don't see the pole in front of
you, dude. It's like, bro,

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First of all, the fact you
did that is insane. Your your

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agilities off the charts. You couldn't
you couldn't climb a fireming pole, you

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think probably, but it would take
a lot out of me. I don't

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think I would be able to do
it now when I was athletic. Yeah,

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I definitely. I don't I know
the texture of those of those exactly,

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but I feel like I could.
I think you could. It doesn't

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seem like that. I think your
body weight to your strength ratio would be

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able to you'd be able to do
it. Probably. I'm not sure if

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I can right now. I I
don't know. I wouldn't even want to

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try, because then if you you
get the idea of doing it straight hands

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and like one clap after seeing those
crazy calistenic, fucking freaks, like I

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want to beat you can't beat those
people, but I want to beat them.

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I want to beat them because like
they just make me mad, like,

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don't be like fucking horizontal like a
flagpole. Is the audacity of it

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seeing them, seeing them outlift bodybuilders
is crazy, or match them is so

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insane. And it's this guy that's
chock full of steroids. He's more steroid

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than man. And then the castle
birds like, oh wow, that's pretty

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cool. Let me go lift the
same weight as you. And it's just

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like that building is so genuinely like
that is like religion to me, it's

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vanity, like you're doing the most
work to achieve something that is not even

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really that useful, purely because you
like the way it feels and you like

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the way it looks. People.
It's people with the rosaries answers for two

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things. It's like, all right, I enjoy it. The culture get

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gets so fucking obnoxious, to the
point where this actually brings me to There's

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this guy. I can't remember his
name. He went to He's he's in

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the alpha bro sphere whatever, that
whole thing. So no, no,

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no, no, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about I forgot his name.

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No, this guy. He was
an ex conviic. He went to

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prison for like ten years for doing
a bunch of wild ship. Is he

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a white guy with like reddish hair. No, he's completely bald. He

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has a beard, and so the
only reason I know about him is his

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scalp red Yes, he's because he's
angry. Yeah, because he's read.

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Because he's angry and pumped full of
steroids and so fash and Fit had this

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uh, they had this seminar or
that was the guy. That guy,

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So it wasn't even The guy wasn't
even a ban he was just this.

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He was calling him a bit.
He was a regular conservative that cares about

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family. So they asked the question
of all the people on the stage.

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They were like, I mean I
agree, and uh they were like,

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hey, what what do you How
do you define success? So the first

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couple of people were talking about like
being free and like the answers were like

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pretty generic but fine, yeah,
I actually agree with that, And then

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it gets to this fucking roided bald
asshole. Success is you fucking need to

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be rich, you need to be
jacked, you need to be this like

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he was talking about like money,
materialistic and all this crazy shit. Then

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they went to this guy, this
conservative guy. He's like, my answer

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is probably gonna be different from most
of you, but it's about you know,

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family, having a family, you
know, taking care of family,

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having a wife, like just things
that like a lot of people in the

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world value. That seems very reasonable
and just normal white paying for this knowledge.

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But still all of a sudden,
that fucking guy starts getting up just

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calling him a cuck and calling him
the f slur and saying like you have

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man ticks, man should men shouldn't
have tits. At one point, the

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guy tells him to shave his arms. He's like and then and then the

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guy replies, oh yeah, because
that's really manly shaving my fucking body,

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Like, what are you talking about, dude? And then he kept saying

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like yeah, you kept getting He
kept firing back of the dude, and

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you can tell was getting to him. He's like you, like, I

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could tell Matt, you're really repressed. You obviously got fucked in prison.

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And he's just saying to that crazy
and the guy you obviously got fucked in

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prison slept with you. The best
part of it, the dude was like,

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who the fun would even hang out
with this loser? You know,

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he's like that. And then a
bunch of people in the crowd are like

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I will, and he goes,
fuck you. He gets so upset when

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people are like this, dude is
I just like A few weeks ago I

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saw the video, so I saw
clips of it. I saw him getting

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made fun of. H Yeah.
I also saw the guy fresh and Frit

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going on the because I watch Middle
Ground, I think interesting, I think

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to it, And what happened is
that the guy Freshman Frint went on there

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and it was like it was like
it was like physically fit people against people

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that are not like, oh be
stuff like that. And what's funny is

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that everyone kept making fun of how
fucking small he was. They were like,

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you're like, you're like really feel
like you're not really that fit dude.

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You're built like a fucking teenager.
Like you're not like you have no

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like build to you, like these
guys. Look at these guys. You

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guys are impressive, but look at
you just like you're built like fucking wily

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coyote. Isn't that like that?
It's so funny because he's just he's just

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so insultable. They're so insultable.
One of them looks like I'm not gonna

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say it, nor mind you should. The dark skinned one has a look

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that I would I would normally make
fun of, but I'm not as a

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fellow black man, I'm not gonna
say that. He's he definitely like we

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know usually to make fun of him. Say, I don't know, I

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don't know what this person. You've
never seen guys, I sincerely, I

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don't know what it is about them
specific, you know how On my drive

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with Jalen to uh La from New
York. We survived on Red Bull and

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Little Bites, and now I swear
to God, I've never I haven't seen

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Little Bites in the supermarket since,
even though I'm sure I've walked past them.

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Fresh and Fit is like that where
I feel like, I know I've

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seen Fresh and Fit clips, but
I could not in a million years describe

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the faces and the people on that
show. I feel like I like my

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brain like replaces them every time.
Look, every time they're on screen.

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This is them. This is the
the what if you don't see anything on

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a screen. I have never seen
these people, but I've seen clips.

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You're you're you are. I'm not
even I'm not even exaggerating. Those two

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people are not right. You are
a master of your own domain for real.

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Like you, You've really reached a
point where like I wish I did

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the things you don't care about.
That's wild. I wish a lot of

407
00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:21.359
these people. It took a lot
of practice. When I see these people

408
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:25.720
won't recognize them after this either.
You're forgetting them right now as I already

409
00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:29.000
forgot. I'm honest, I'm be
honest. If I if they did walk

410
00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:32.240
past me, I would not it
wouldn't pick up like it wouldn't register because

411
00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:33.720
I would be laughing at the dark
skin once registered. I think he looks

412
00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:40.039
like Alter is terrible. I know
it's really not nice to say that.

413
00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:42.079
I know it's very crazy. I
think it's fine, but he really does.

414
00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:45.400
He deserves it. He looks like
and this is probably only me.

415
00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:49.880
Actually I'm mna forget it. You
should you know the you know, the

416
00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:56.759
girl from the Black Lady. God, damn it. I think he looks

417
00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:02.759
like her. I think he I
think he Yeah. I think whatever you

418
00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:04.440
say about those guys, they deserve
You know what I'm talking about, right,

419
00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:07.960
you know what I'm talking about,
Right, Chris, you agree,

420
00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:12.720
you agree, it's fine, It's
fine in this context, is sort of

421
00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:21.119
fine. What you're Leslie Jones?
Yes, I mean I think he looks

422
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:23.599
like Leslie Jones. You're not wrong. They both look like does he?

423
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:27.920
I think he does a little bit. I actually forgot people have the picture

424
00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:33.519
again already actually already I didn't see
that though. I don't think idea I

425
00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:36.640
would have picked up on that.
The problem it's basically just an ugly man.

426
00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:41.240
Now. He looks like if Kevin
Hart was like a little swollen he

427
00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:45.599
was like if Kevin Hart got like
ran over by a car and it's stung

428
00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:51.720
by bees and the bees were driving
the car together. It's a ton of

429
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:56.799
bees and it's freaking You can just
hear fucking Jerry Seinfeld, this car h

430
00:26:57.279 --> 00:27:07.279
bees in cars running over idiots.
Imagine you imagine a car getting pulled over

431
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:11.359
after hitting a few people and my
person opened the window and it's just bees.

432
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:14.920
I wouldn't even I feel like,
is that is that fucking candy?

433
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:18.839
Man? What is this? That's
a different world, that's it. That's

434
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:22.519
a world where like that's an impractical
joker world. Man, that's where that's

435
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:29.000
where like you go you peer into
the past and you see you're you're in

436
00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:32.440
the sixties and you see John F. Kennedy in his motorcade going and then

437
00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.799
you hear it cuts to like the
impractical Jokers, like all right, now

438
00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:40.200
take the shot, and then and
then he shoots him, and then they're

439
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:45.400
all cracking the fuck up, laughing
like joker bro Like they're like they're laughing,

440
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.759
like it's going out of style rules. We did it. You mentioned

441
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:55.079
they're they're responsible for every single major
major historical event ever. Begau just dared

442
00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:59.160
each other. They're the ones that
sold MLK the room with the window,

443
00:28:00.519 --> 00:28:07.960
alright, Q no beat Rodney King. A few times it cuts to them

444
00:28:07.079 --> 00:28:11.039
cracking. They're cracking. They're cracking
up on the floor. They're rolling around

445
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:17.640
and dying. They're laughing so hard
there's actually tears and it's wetting the floor.

446
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:25.880
The floor is getting wet from their
tears, and it's like, what

447
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:29.200
the fuck? How do you kill
these guys? They gotta find a joke.

448
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.279
They don't find funny. I don't
know one of their practical jokes fails

449
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:37.039
to finally die, but they've never
failed. Clips of them, like sometimes

450
00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.000
every now and again, my TikTok
will show me like a like a behind

451
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:45.000
the scenes clip of them, like
clearly somebody like recording something that they're doing.

452
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:49.000
It's not them or anything official,
but it's them. It's clearly the

453
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.640
things that don't make it on the
show, you know, like clearly,

454
00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.279
like what the fuck? Like people
like really about to beat them up and

455
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:59.839
they're still laughing and they're having a
great time. That's people are writing them.

456
00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:00.640
He's laughing. He's like, I
wouldn't try if I was. They

457
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.559
killed those They killed those people.
Whenever whenever it goes awry and it doesn't,

458
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:11.160
you know, they can't use it. Then they kill them. Man,

459
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:15.279
have you guys seen the video with
the guy where he's like like they

460
00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:18.000
were doing like some Miko chat thing
or whatever, and it was two black

461
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.680
guys the guns and they were like
ha ha, they were showing the guns

462
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.319
and the things like I have a
gun too, and a guy points a

463
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:25.640
gun at them and they're like,
ah, it's funny, say one of

464
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:29.960
the little bang guns. And then
he shoots it and he reveals it and

465
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:37.319
it says the N word on it, and I'm like, what jo I

466
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:40.039
did somehow see that video and as
one of the joker or some guy,

467
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.119
it's really terrible. Some guys get
Confederate flag in the back and it's a

468
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:47.200
white dude and he has a fucking
mask of George Floyd on his face and

469
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:48.279
then the joker. I think I
showed I think I showed it to you.

470
00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:53.680
I sent it to you on the
Instagram because all my Instagram for me

471
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:59.119
and Derek, our entire Instagram conversation
is just racism. It's just it's just

472
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:06.599
extreme racist. I love it,
dude. My Instagram is fucking people it's

473
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:14.200
like it's like really explosive ship sounds, nine eleven videos and really serious racism,

474
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:18.279
my god, really serious racism.
Not it's not. It's the kind

475
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:21.319
of racism that if you're not one
of my friends, you won't laugh at

476
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:23.240
it, right, that's it,
Like you'll be like, oh, that's

477
00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:26.960
really not that's pretty clear. I
got you. I fix that for you.

478
00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:32.799
I don't want that fix exactly.
I think that if I send almost

479
00:30:32.839 --> 00:30:37.079
nothing to fuck it up dude.
For a while, Jojo, it was

480
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:41.640
exclusively like gay horn. It was
just dudes because all you have to do

481
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:45.279
is just on the browsing section,
Like, okay, so some muscle guy

482
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:48.279
came up and then you roll through
that, and then it just immediately starts

483
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:52.279
turning into these muscular gay dudes with
like hard dicks, but they're like they

484
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:56.119
still have their pants on, so
like you can you can. It's technically

485
00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:00.599
legal, right, you can like
girls period, you know, showing their

486
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:04.160
nipples and stuff, but like they're
it's like transparent, but they're not topless,

487
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:07.720
so you can do that. These
dudes would have like boners and shit,

488
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.920
they're clearly just it's just for gay
content, and all you gotta do

489
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:15.039
is just keep scrolling that and hitting
like everything will be that. It was

490
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:22.480
fucking insane, and right now,
since I'm on my little arc of uh

491
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:25.680
just seeing all the people that are
I'm kind of just interested in all the

492
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.680
people that are hating on Starlight because
she fed her face up and so that's

493
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.400
basically my feet now. It's just
because I read a few things and then

494
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.680
I put one thing in the story
and then it's I can't escape it now,

495
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:42.319
and every day when I see it, I am fucking flabbergasted. I

496
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:48.400
really am, because she wasn't even
like you know some some uh you can

497
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.160
almost see why somebody was a little
insecure, like I think. I think

498
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.000
first season she just had a very
round face. Yeah. Season two was

499
00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:57.480
what she got some work done,
and I think she looked fine. I

500
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:00.680
thought season two she just kind of
stuck a few pounds because I can see

501
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:05.000
definition in her face. That's what
worked on. I've actually got worked done.

502
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.279
In season three three, she definitely
got worked on. And in season

503
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:13.079
four she turned into she looks like
an ony fucking mask. Dude, she

504
00:32:14.200 --> 00:32:17.759
looks like a mask. This is
the ship that's on Mie? Is that

505
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:22.839
her? What even is that?
Why why is that there? I don't

506
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:24.839
know how that is. This is
the first thing that came up though.

507
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:28.559
Then it's fine that we're talking about
Fresh and Fit. I hope I get

508
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:31.880
all their content because they're so fucking
they're so good. Dude, what what

509
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:37.400
okay? Other than other than Andrew
Tate? Why because Andrew Tate at least

510
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.480
is muscular and he has footage.
He pretended to be a champion in kickboxing.

511
00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:45.160
He's not, but let's just say
he can fight. He's muscular.

512
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:50.480
I understand why those fucking in celts
will follow him the other people everybody else.

513
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:52.799
I'm like, what's going on?
They're they're not like Fresh and Fit.

514
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:59.640
You said likes iss No, no, no, no, no no

515
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:04.039
no. There's Goggins. That's another
guy, David Davis. David Goggins.

516
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.720
Look, they like David Goggins,
but David Goggins doesn't like those people.

517
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:12.319
I don't know who that is.
So he's just Jesus black dude. Like

518
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.880
he's still team he was he was, He was a fucking a seal and

519
00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:22.240
all he does is do he does
impossible ship this guy, mother, this

520
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.240
motherfucker. He does like ultra marathons. You know a whole inness heart and

521
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:28.279
ship. He does things that like
you think a normal human would be able

522
00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:31.039
to do. What the fuck up, dude, that was obviously not he's

523
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:34.079
done it. Yeah, he's done. He can't do that. I know

524
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:37.680
what you mean, asshole, but
you also know what I mean. He

525
00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:39.079
was like, yeah he's I think
he's because I think Goggins is kind of

526
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:42.480
cool and I'm like, this guy's
sort of cool. No, he doesn't,

527
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:44.519
but he doesn't. He doesn't say
he doesn't. He just says like

528
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.480
really like motivation, Like he says
like critically motivational. He's in the N

529
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:51.039
words sometimes it is what he does. He used to wish he said waltson

530
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:52.240
Niggins at least twice, but he
doesn't do it. And I'm like,

531
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.839
come on, Goggins, you're blacks. He has said nigga a few times.

532
00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:59.480
He says it like, but he's
like he's just this dude that used

533
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.960
to be like and then he just
now runs hundreds of miles like all the

534
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:07.039
time, and he does thousands of
pull ups. I think it's like the

535
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:09.400
record or some shit, and all
he does. He has this cash phrase

536
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:13.440
goes stay hard, motherfuckers. If
you're having a bad day. You just

537
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.519
gotta wait perdict out and let it
drag on the floor. Fucking stay hard

538
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:19.880
the first of all, Walter,
no one else's Walter David, no one

539
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:22.079
else dig drags on the floor.
Bro. Yeah, He's like, this

540
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:23.199
is the dragondd you took on the
floor. It's fine, take a dick

541
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.199
out. What do they rest on
the floor like it always does. It's

542
00:34:25.239 --> 00:34:29.039
like, your dick isn't ten feet
long? Let it rest on the floor

543
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:31.639
like it always Like it's a relatable
problem. Yeah, it's a relatable thing.

544
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:35.000
It's like, oh yeah, everybody's
it's like going on Shark tank.

545
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:39.800
It's like sharks don't everybody runs into
this problem where they can't count past four?

546
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.679
Why got a new thing? Are
you five? It's like, why

547
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:47.800
got anythink four and more? The
only program that lets you teach you how

548
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:52.199
to count past four? No more
being embarrassed at meetings when you can't count

549
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:58.000
pass being a person that has a
job that's been able to get there and

550
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:04.239
facilitate conversation with those people and you
can't and you have no and you have

551
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:08.039
no clue the number six exists,
and like five, he's starting to get

552
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.639
the idea, but six is alien
his. It's so embarrassing when we all

553
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.000
can't count everybody's. Everybody has this
moment. Everybody has this problem. It's

554
00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:21.639
a problem society that no one's no
one's brave enough to talk about. I've

555
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:24.199
come up with a solution, and
I'm asking for three percent. I'm asking

556
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:28.840
for three dollars and it stays for
three percent equity in my company. I

557
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:34.519
don't know what comes after. I'm
not doing for three three three three.

558
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:43.159
Dude, what he just knows he
knows multiples of He knows that three multiple

559
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.519
times. And what happens in one
of those sharks? What are those sharks?

560
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:52.760
Just pulls out a five dollars bill? What happens does that guy?

561
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:57.000
It gets blighted. He's getting a
feeling like literally, he says, you

562
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:02.480
know, in minecraft, you're in
a lava's Like I feel like I feel

563
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:06.639
like it would be like at the
end of the whale, that motherfucker with

564
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:15.239
just a sent the idea of somebody
making it that far in life without standing

565
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:20.000
I don't know, and the assumption
that the assumption that he has that everyone

566
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:24.159
has this problem. Yeah, like
it's not just him, He's actually only

567
00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:28.199
met people that can't do that,
but they somehow made it this far.

568
00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:31.239
There's a little population like that exists
of people that like his job. I

569
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:36.000
guess it's only people. It's like
one guy that knows it's bigger, but

570
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:37.960
he doesn't want to talk about it. And there's one he knows about six

571
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:43.079
and seven but he doesn't really know
further than that. Well, he put

572
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:47.079
three more than once and it equals
six. I literally can't think of a

573
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:53.239
scenario where you can keep somebody so
compartmentalized, so he never experience that,

574
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:59.239
like but also be coherent like you
can. They can speak in plain sentences.

575
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:02.559
He has opinions the economy. Yeah, he knows like stuff like this

576
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:10.119
one, two, three, four
four one four and two four and three.

577
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:15.320
Like he's like, you would remind
me of like fucking Terrence Howard,

578
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:20.199
Like that's like face it would that
be? Literally like what if we what

579
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:24.599
would three threes be? And but
he like what would three threes be?

580
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:28.079
Like what would I get? Can
I get? Can I get three threes

581
00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:31.440
on number of pump six? No, there's no pump six, there is

582
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:37.599
no him get Let me get three
threes on pump three? Choice, He

583
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.480
doesn't know that he doesn't understand.
It's like you can't like because you can't

584
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:44.679
he does it. It's so funny, so stupid not knowing that, Like,

585
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:49.800
and there's other numbers you imagine instead, imagine instead of like in his

586
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.679
world you go to the pump six
and it's three plus three, but it's

587
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:58.119
no six, it's just three and
three again. I mean he knows the

588
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:01.519
equations. He set the answers and
sees the equations, but doesn't know the

589
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:06.559
answers because he can't see them.
That's fucking insane. It's something like that's

590
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:08.599
like some rain Man ship like Verse
rain Man or something. It's like something

591
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:15.920
where I just got it. It's
so stupid, rained man, brained man

592
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:19.559
whatever. I don't even know how
the funk we got there. Give me

593
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:22.800
some, Yeah, there's some.
There's some brief steps to talk about before

594
00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:24.280
we get into questions. Oh no, Mark, give me brain man.

595
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:30.840
We've got so Kendrick Martin. I
can't have that on me. This has

596
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:36.320
a bat of fucking bleach next to
him, acids off the black part of

597
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:42.960
his fingers. You carry sulphuric acid
with you just oh no, it's like

598
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:46.360
p for you. That's racist.
That's that's racist, snake. Whenever he

599
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:54.159
gets Marker on that no I'm closer
to them, he turns off the lights

600
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:59.519
and he gets terrified. That is
that is crazy. You're so raised that

601
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.039
turned off the lights really bothers you. Yeah, you know you have night

602
00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:07.840
lights always. You have several night
lights and lamp and stage lights on you

603
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:12.800
while you're sleeping. Bro, you
got stage light so hot in the road.

604
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:20.159
So well, not one dark corner
that fucking room, not one shadow,

605
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.719
not one fucking shadow. His house
looks like a fucking Christmas tree,

606
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:28.960
and everybody's like Jesus, dude,
because no one wants to come over.

607
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:32.800
Wow, you gotta wear sunglasses in
your house at night time. That's crazy.

608
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.360
It's like those guys who like,
what is it the the Borday people

609
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:38.480
who like got theme like the fucking
oh my god, what was it the

610
00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:43.119
X ray lights or something? Oh
god, the ultraviolet was it? What

611
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.199
the fuck was it? It was
like these the NFT guys who had that

612
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:51.039
party on the boat, but they
got like these crazy powerful lights. I

613
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:53.320
don't know, you don't know the
story. I talked about the story on

614
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:55.480
this on the show. If we
did, I forgot as well. They

615
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:59.840
burned themselves. It was like it
was like like medical grade lights for like

616
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:04.440
something I can't remember if it was
UV or I imagine it was something like

617
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:07.199
that. I imagine it was.
It was something like that. And that's

618
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.039
the type of ship that you would
expect those dumb assholes. Wait, look

619
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:12.760
it up when you okay, because
I'm like, I swear to God,

620
00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:20.079
this is real. Look up like
n f T party, uh light burn.

621
00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:23.360
I think if you I think if
you put if those those keywords,

622
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:28.719
should should do it. Yeah,
the NFT party UV lights party goal is

623
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:34.360
blame V blame V lights for burned
ice and skin. I like how they

624
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.639
blame UV in Hong Kong. They
blame the lights, not them. They

625
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:40.199
blame the lights and not the people
who plant, like who bought the lights?

626
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:43.960
Like who thought? Like well,
they literally were just like we need

627
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.199
so much money off of our bullshit
thing, let's throw a party and like

628
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:49.480
buy the most expensive lights possible.
And they didn't understand that it was fucking

629
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:54.760
radiac radioactive lights. Fucking idiots wild
wild. She probably says it right on

630
00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:58.559
the box too. Literally, it's
probably a skull and crossbones on the box.

631
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:06.320
You open and say, God damn
man, what slayer people. That's

632
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:09.039
the danger about like not being smart
and making a lot of money like that,

633
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:12.119
you do ship like that. That's
kind of the thing. It's like,

634
00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.360
at the very least, I feel
like at a certain point they were

635
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:17.440
like, well, I guess no, because you'd always had like royalty and

636
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:21.199
stuff like that, where they would
like inherent like stupid kids who just inherent

637
00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:22.400
ship, right, So I guess
you would never really escape that, but

638
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.480
they would let I mean, I
guess that's a that's somebody who might be

639
00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:29.960
president is literally that. Yeah,
yeah, anyway, hey man, we

640
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:34.880
might be getting cammlo though there's whispers
whispers. I mean, I'll take that

641
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:38.119
over, fucking I'll take that over, Joe, dude, I won't.

642
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:43.800
I can't hate her so much.
You would rather want because I want that

643
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:46.920
State of the Union address every every
every year where it's just the most haunting

644
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:52.960
and might burn it down mentality obviously, I want. I just I feel

645
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:57.920
like that State of the Union would
be glamorous because first they couldn't. They

646
00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:00.599
couldn't let it happen, like they
can't let him give the State of the

647
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:06.679
Union address every year in that voice
did he have cancer, you have throw

648
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.119
cancer or something? Yeah, something
like that, some something fun to start.

649
00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:14.039
He ate a radiator? Hot.
Did see that picture of him eating

650
00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:16.719
a dog in like Thailand or something? You don't know that photo? Look?

651
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:20.480
Look, do you know how beautiful
this photo is? Look? Okay,

652
00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:22.639
it looks like something out of Elder's
Great. Here's the thing why this

653
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:28.239
photo is so beautiful. He has
been one of the biggest haters of Fauci,

654
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:32.719
and there's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then

655
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:36.800
we're like all the rumors of the
dogs, and then we made the whole

656
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:42.480
thing that Bouci eats dogs. And
it turns out RFK Junior is the one

657
00:42:42.519 --> 00:42:45.679
that eats dogs. Have you seen
that photo? Said? How could you

658
00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:47.039
eat a dog? As an American
person? I mean I could probably eat

659
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:50.559
it that Well, he's a he's
a freak. And he also there's sound

660
00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:52.800
bites of film saying he says,
you would never eat a dog, but

661
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:58.239
he's like almost almost eat I just
won't eedit a dog. Careful because j

662
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:00.880
Rogan's gonna kill you if you do
that. He will, like we'll fucking

663
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:07.400
go ap escape on it. Like
yeah, I don't know, man,

664
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:13.519
Like you could not give me enough
you a dog? Do I think animals

665
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:17.360
are animals? I had to do. There's no like there's dogs are different

666
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:23.440
from other animals. I mean they're
so they're so inherently there's still animals,

667
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:28.760
yes, but the nature of a
dog relationship, nature of your dog's relationship

668
00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:31.119
with you know, dogs and humans. We regally could have did that with

669
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:36.400
pigs. We just decided pigs of
prey animals. No, it's like we

670
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:38.559
could have, we could have.
We're not. But like the pigs that

671
00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:40.960
we're gonna be around aren't going to
try to kill us. But pigs are

672
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:45.880
just domestic domestic. They're different animals. No, they're not. They are

673
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:49.880
they're not. You can actually set
a fucking it it will become, and

674
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:52.519
it will become. It will become
a feral pig, not a bore.

675
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:54.920
Bars are different, I swear.
Look, I know this argument. You're

676
00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:59.519
right, You're right there damn near
the same thing. I don't like bores.

677
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:02.880
They're different. I think there's probably
wild boars and there's you know how

678
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:07.719
there's different like there's different subgroups.
There's different subgroups. But I feel like

679
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:13.079
just the ones that we're used to
will because the people have already they've proven

680
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:15.639
that because you can, you can
sell like you're right, you can set

681
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:17.920
up pig in the wild. Like's
not even my argument. I don't care

682
00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:22.559
about that. I'm saying that if
we focused on domesticating pigs and having them

683
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:28.719
be like like fucking homies like we
do with dogs, because there's so many

684
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:31.239
breeds of dogs that can't there helpless, they're not fucking we ruined them.

685
00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:35.519
We ruined them group. I'm saying
we could have done that with a lot

686
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.960
of different species, but dogs.
We chose dogs. It just it made

687
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.360
the most sense, right. But
I'm saying I think they clicked. I

688
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:45.199
think it clicked the most man.
I think I think it made the man.

689
00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:46.280
I don't think I think it might
have clicked. But like the issue

690
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:51.079
is just like it's still an animal. It's still like if you all all

691
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.239
you have to do is watching the
footage of people who own other animals and

692
00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:57.519
see how much they act like fucking
dogs too. Like I think I think

693
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:04.599
other animals have have like intelligence actions
similar to dogs. But I think the

694
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:07.800
the timing of when we were how
smart we were at the time, opposed

695
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:15.880
to when dogs shot up around us
it worked the best. Definitely address that

696
00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:17.400
was like that that made the most
sense at the time. I'm saying now,

697
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:22.280
I think it's easily just like say
it's it's just so simple, like

698
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:27.519
just look, there is countless hours
of footage of people that would maybe even

699
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.920
not want to eat animals as much
seen that footage, seeing footage of like

700
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:35.039
cow is just playing around like dogs, like seeing them jump around and being

701
00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:38.400
happy and fucking fetching ship and stuff. Like. I agree, there's people

702
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:42.800
don't see that stuff, so then
you know they they that they don't have

703
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.079
that connection. They only see it
with dogs and cats. But then you

704
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:47.320
go to the other side of the
world where they don't have that connections with

705
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:50.800
dogs and cats, and I mean, I think, to me, it's

706
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:52.800
just like I don't think they were
just I just don't think they would taste

707
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.760
very good. But like that's really
my only objection to eating a dog.

708
00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:59.960
Are there any predators that taste good? Exactly? Probably? I mean that's

709
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:02.880
I just don't. I just don't. I just I don't. I personally,

710
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:05.760
I just don't care. Like if
I was, I feel like there's

711
00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:07.480
enough meat already. Why are we
trying to get everything else? Right.

712
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.719
But I'll put it this way.
Like if I was in like I don't

713
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:13.800
know, Thailand or somewhere, and
I was at a restaurant and I was

714
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:15.159
fucking hungry and they were like,
we've only got dog, I'd be like,

715
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:20.480
all right, you know, I'll
have a whatever, fucking a burger.

716
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:22.920
I would just not have meat.
I just went on meat. But

717
00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:27.360
the thing is good. They only
had meat that probably need We're kind of

718
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:35.960
that's crazy, That's what I'm saying. Liver King's fucking palace or whatever out

719
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:38.159
of fries, everything, no beans, no nothing. It was like,

720
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:42.440
all right, I guess would have
to try to deliver King. I know

721
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:44.679
we kidnapped you, but we're gonna
take good care of you. Welcome to

722
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:50.000
the liver King. Well that's that's
his branch, the liver King. Well,

723
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:52.199
the liver King. We I know, I know we we knock you

724
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.320
out and and stoy here against your
will, but we're gonna take good care

725
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:59.880
of you. There's a bent in
my head and now my head's like my

726
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:01.639
bones are doing this. There's a
little wet like if you touch it,

727
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:07.119
you feel like a little sluicing.
It's like like touching someone's tummy. We're

728
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:12.039
at a good time. So would
you do you want people liver or dog

729
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:15.519
liver? I've got a dog liver. I guess I could have imagined dog

730
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:24.000
liver stuffed with people living. There's
no good answer to that. Do you

731
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:27.320
want dog liver? Something? People
liver? People a little stuff for some

732
00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:31.679
with dogs, and it's like like
hole dogs. You put a puppy on

733
00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:40.159
a fucking broil it. I'm just
fascinated as to how those because I had

734
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:44.519
I've had Ostrich before, i'd be
curious about having Gator and some I haven't

735
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:46.480
had Gator yet Fried Gator. Haven't
had snake either, which I heard is

736
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:50.840
like interesting, I've heard good things
about snake, never had it Fried Gator.

737
00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:54.079
People swear by and by you like
anywhere, like also fucking byo people.

738
00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:58.239
You know they are, but they
have amazing south Man Like that's some

739
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:00.639
good food. But I know,
like, here's the thing though, here's

740
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:04.239
one thing that I feel like,
why a lot of animals even talking about

741
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:07.599
like prey animals or whatever, sorry
preedder animals. I feel like there's a

742
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:09.719
lot of animals that probably could taste
good. It's just learning how to season

743
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:15.079
them. Because think about a seasonless
chicken. It's very it's not good.

744
00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:17.360
It's very gamey. It's very like, don't I would say, it's not,

745
00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:22.199
it's not. It's just very I
would say, like there's a there

746
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:24.719
is a game, there is a
well. When you smell, smell a

747
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:29.159
chicken with that right, just smell
the chicken, smell it without any seasoning

748
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:32.360
on. It has this like like
it has this off thing. It's like

749
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:35.480
it kind of throws you off a
little bit when you said the smell of

750
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:37.880
meat in generally, I guess,
I guess beef doesn't smell bad at all.

751
00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:39.760
Beef has I mean, it smells
like beef, but it also smells

752
00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:43.760
there's so much blood in it,
like there's a lot of like that iron

753
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:46.320
yeap like I like my beef,
pale, like my pale beef. It

754
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:50.039
looks like chicken like mine. When
it's been out just enough where the blood

755
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.400
starts oxidating, it gets all brown. I love that. I still think

756
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:54.800
about that chicken. I still think
about that chicken that Joe brought home that

757
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:59.679
one day that looks like steak and
he ate it, eat it, he

758
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:02.559
ate it, he cooking it.
I'm like Joe, No he's got an

759
00:49:02.559 --> 00:49:07.760
iron stomach. Man. For now. Now when he turns forward, it's

760
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:08.519
gonna be crazy. Can we see
it? Like I want to see the

761
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:16.119
ecosystem of worms that's like five's more
worms than regular matter. And he's got

762
00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:22.159
like more activity than like the old
school barrier reef. Like you know when

763
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:23.880
it was like booming and ship and
there's like, don't tell me about That's

764
00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:28.320
one of the most sad things to
me, Like the like the physical world.

765
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:31.199
It makes me really sad. I
mean it is the idea of the

766
00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:37.519
I mean what it's the ocean.
It was like one of the most beautiful,

767
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.039
like genuinely, it was almost beaut
thing I've ever seen in my life.

768
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:43.760
Actually, like I hate the ocean
more than you do. Sure I

769
00:49:43.800 --> 00:49:46.800
remember that, and it's it was
beautiful. It was so much something like

770
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:52.639
beautiful and lemonies and like a little
fishies. It was in our lifetime.

771
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:54.760
That's what's crazy. I remember being
a little kid and never like yeah,

772
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:58.320
if we don't fix the way we're
polluting the ocean, it's gonna go away.

773
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:00.719
And then I saw when I was
graduate high school, and I was

774
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:04.199
like, what happened to him?
Who did this to them? Well,

775
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:13.039
yeah, it's worse probably now it's
white, a white white man. O

776
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.880
the Great Barrier Reef. I gotta
say, I've never once thought about the

777
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:17.760
Great Berry Reef in my life.
I only I only know about it because

778
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:22.320
of SpongeBob. Have you never seen
it? No? I don't ral.

779
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:29.880
It would be like Greate Berrier Reef
would be like something that I just remember

780
00:50:29.880 --> 00:50:36.159
that, but there was there was
another. It was a damn it,

781
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:39.360
damn it great because there is Ravioli
Reva give me the form, but before

782
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:43.960
because he says, remember that,
Raveo, rev give me the Formuoli.

783
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:47.440
But there was an actual like chant
that they said. It was like something

784
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.840
eat something something something something great Berry. It ends with Great Barrier Reef.

785
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:57.360
I don't know. It's like,
god, damn it. I remember a

786
00:50:57.400 --> 00:51:00.159
lot of SpongeBob, but that one
doesn't ring a bell. I think the

787
00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:06.440
best sponge like this, the best
individual line from that show is because there's

788
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:09.679
a lot that are like probably in
the running I think individual line and individual

789
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:14.840
just just one line show. I
gotta say, probably what that one is

790
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:22.840
like, Yeah, the jokes doing
that practical joker, I think, I

791
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:28.079
think, when what did you do
to my drink the same secret. That

792
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:34.960
guy's excellent. It's so good.
What it's so much power that. How

793
00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:36.960
many times did they tell you this, old man? How many times you

794
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:39.519
just lesson? Old Man's another good
one, like the one when uh with

795
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:44.880
uh plankton I think he takes over
the crystal crabber whatever and he was like,

796
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:47.119
is this some type of sick joke
to you? Or this like an

797
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:52.599
idea of a joke to you?
It was like he was like, what's

798
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:55.079
wrong with the like what's wrong with
the fucking I think squid word was maybe

799
00:51:55.079 --> 00:51:59.320
cooking the patties or something And he
was like, I don't know what's wrong.

800
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:01.199
And he looks at the burger and
he's like, oh my goodness,

801
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:07.360
oh yeah, and it's like green, and it's like, is this a

802
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:10.519
piece of wood in it? There
was an eyeball in it too. It

803
00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:13.679
was like what is it? It
was? It was it was like,

804
00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:17.199
hey man, is this how you
get your sick kicks? It goes what

805
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:24.079
it's just an ordinary crabby Oh my
goodness, so good, so good.

806
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:28.079
But there's somebody there's another part that
episode too, where he goes like you

807
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:31.559
think this is funny and he goes
in a coup. I think. I

808
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:37.400
think blankedon is such a funny character. There's so many lies of that,

809
00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:44.320
show man I and so many of
them are well. The thing about smiling

810
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:45.760
princesses too, I think we talked
about it earlier. It's like they understand

811
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:49.800
how to deliver a mundane line,
like a line of dialogu where if you

812
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:53.079
read it, it's nothing special in
a way that is fucking perfect. There's

813
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:57.440
no better way to There was no
better take than that version of Oh my

814
00:52:57.480 --> 00:53:01.079
goodness, yeah one so good,
one thousand percent. What's another really iconic

815
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:04.000
one? Here we go, this
is this is the this is the line

816
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:17.119
meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath.
Remember that the Italian mustache? Yes,

817
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:22.199
I forgot about that formula. I
remember that imitation crabs, man, in

818
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:37.079
imitation crabs. What's another? Do
we not? All boy alloy? The

819
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:42.280
face that is drawn on that fish
is perfect. I listened to a ten

820
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:50.880
hour loop of him going like,
it's that is so motherfucking crazy. That

821
00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:55.239
is I just remember that it's psychotic. It totally is. But that was

822
00:53:55.280 --> 00:54:02.360
when I had bad time that what
is a salad? Salad? Salad?

823
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:09.199
You're good, amazing man, and
it's just there's careful SpongeBob. That one

824
00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:15.079
is so fu And then what he
does after he said, now it's my

825
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:20.719
turn and he pulls out an axe
it wasn't open, and it's like it's

826
00:54:20.760 --> 00:54:29.079
such a quick casual faces pulls out
a giant. I love the animation on

827
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:31.679
his swing is so perfect because there's
no weight to it, but there's density

828
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:43.000
and then he and the paint can
like almost burst over. Amazing God,

829
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:45.800
it's such a perfect show man,
it really is. Oh my god,

830
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:51.679
you know it's another good one.
Mind your karma squid word and he blows

831
00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:53.920
up and he gets kicked by the
fucking thing. When he's on he has

832
00:54:54.000 --> 00:55:07.800
mystery mysterysaisa Oh. That reminds me
of we Wu. There's so many good

833
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:19.719
lines. He's just standing there walking
right right sprinting the cops when the cops

834
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:22.079
show up. I love the line
where he's like, stay indoor, sun

835
00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:30.440
and take that cone off your head, like they're just so like, oh,

836
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:37.320
that's probably one of my favorite episodes. That is only the first two

837
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:39.000
seasons we're talking about, honestly,
I know which is crazy. That is

838
00:55:39.079 --> 00:55:44.039
only the first seasons in all those
fucking ex scene moments. There's really not

839
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:47.559
there's never going to be a stronger
first three season run, in the first

840
00:55:47.559 --> 00:55:52.159
two season run and any anything.
Probably it's really better than the Simpsons.

841
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:55.440
Yeah, better than the Simpsons because
like the first couple of seasons, I

842
00:55:55.559 --> 00:56:00.840
like them the Simpsons, but they're
not nearly as strong as I really think

843
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.559
SpongeBob. I think SpongeBob is the
general definer of what modern comedy is.

844
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:08.519
I think what modern people like where
people like for our generation and like on

845
00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:12.480
people are gonna be like, oh, based off SpongeBob, Like that's what

846
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:15.079
what's funny was at the time.
You're right, And the funny thing is

847
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:16.639
it doesn't get the respect that it
deserves. And if you think about it,

848
00:56:17.000 --> 00:56:22.519
even think there's some people not from
like the Powers that even though we

849
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:23.920
talk about it and we talk about
how much we like, it's obvious,

850
00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:30.880
but then you think about like say, memorabilia, gear, anything. Do

851
00:56:30.920 --> 00:56:35.760
you have any SpongeBob stuff other than
like maybe one thing maybe yeah, I

852
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:40.679
mean I have a handsome squid word
painting like that, uhthom you have a

853
00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.159
bathroom, So I was like,
other than like that, like but nothing

854
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:52.760
else, Like I don't even I
had I had a shirt and bras more

855
00:56:52.880 --> 00:57:02.559
like belongs in the dress they have
it can bread the way he ran to

856
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:08.679
it, Oh my god, they
haven't. There's that scene too where it's

857
00:57:08.679 --> 00:57:13.360
like he does it one of my
favorite bits from that show. I don't

858
00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:15.159
know if it's like a line really, but it's like that secult where he's

859
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:20.599
like where missus proff is in prison
and they're talking about how they visit her

860
00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:23.679
in prison and there it's Spongebrob and
Patrick and she's and they're like, she's

861
00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:29.119
forgot what it's like on the outside
to be free. And then it cuts

862
00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:32.400
to that guy and he's living the
worst life. He's like in traffic,

863
00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:37.239
he's a regular, he's in traffic
sad, he's at work sad. He's

864
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:39.400
like staring out of his window at
night sad. And then his wife goes,

865
00:57:39.440 --> 00:57:43.639
are you coming to bed deer and
he goes, I can't remember what

866
00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:52.280
it was. I guess he's the
same face. And throughout every sequel amazing.

867
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:54.280
It's something that we could not understand
but also understand as a kid,

868
00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:58.960
right, yeah, like we never
experienced anything like that. Was number one.

869
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:04.199
He was number one, dude,
Schmitty werm Jensen. That's it.

870
00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:07.719
That's that's I. That's that's a
name that I have no business remembering as

871
00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:10.559
vividly you said it without any stutter. I know I was Mitty Werben Yerman

872
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:14.960
Jensen is in my head forever,
and it'll never go away. I'll be

873
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:16.079
like ninety years old, sen Island. That'll be the only name. I

874
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:21.880
won't remember my son's name or like
anything like that, or my daughter's husband's

875
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:24.760
day or anything. I thought his
name whatever, But like I will always

876
00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:29.760
remember smitdie Werbeniaggerman Jensen. Yeah,
he was number one, dude. Oh

877
00:58:29.800 --> 00:58:31.239
my god. Wait, there's way
too many moments, way too many good

878
00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:35.159
move dude. Yeah, the fact
that you're that was I didn't I'd hate

879
00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:37.360
it for a little bit too.
I didn't believe that's too kiddy. And

880
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:39.599
then I got like I turned like
sixteen again. I was like, this

881
00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:44.039
ship is fucking well. I genuinely
just at a certain point, I definitely

882
00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:46.480
didn't enjoy it anymore because, like
I mean, it is the first couple

883
00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:51.400
of seasons that are like really like
those there's two seasons, and those first

884
00:58:51.400 --> 00:58:54.360
couple of seasons in the movie,
I think are so good that like it

885
00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:59.599
kind of almost doesn't it. The
Simpsons kind of has the opposite situation going

886
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:04.000
on, where it's like the first
it's good, but then it gets really

887
00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:07.159
bad and it's been really bad for
a long time, whereas like SpongeBob,

888
00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:13.280
I just kind of feel like just
got not. I wouldn't. I don't

889
00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:15.440
know, it's not bad really,
I just don't care for it. The

890
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.480
only thing that I remember feeling some
clips of it, some of the newer

891
00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:22.679
stuff, laugh, some of the
newer stuff. The only thing. And

892
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:24.320
I might have mentioned this on the
products before, because I'm sure we talked

893
00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:30.039
about this once before maybe, and
it was that there they were just bowling

894
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:34.119
squid word too much. It seemed
like that was like going back to it

895
00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:37.960
turned into like this making well just
like I think it felt weird specifically because

896
00:59:37.960 --> 00:59:40.599
as we grow older, we kind
of get more like him. Yeah,

897
00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:45.440
so it kind of feels like we're
gonna say like like leave alone, dude,

898
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:49.559
Like I want I want Squod to
have more ws, like he doesn't

899
00:59:49.559 --> 00:59:52.280
have enough, Like say, yeah, I even thought it is so great

900
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:58.400
is squidword gets his W and he
does get episode I get yeah it does

901
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:06.400
and then like even when he almost
got a WLS, like when when you

902
01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:08.119
know, when they did the imagine
they were doing the imagination ship in the

903
01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:12.960
box, like there was like robot
Pirate Island or whatever, and like there

904
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:15.559
was He finally plays in it because
he gets jealous and like I felt good

905
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:19.800
from even when the trash can was
picking it up and he thought it was

906
01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:22.639
actually working, from even though he
got dumped in like you know, ruined

907
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:27.239
his like imagination. That was an
amazingly written bit too, And that's a

908
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.239
really good That is a really well
written part. It's really good. I

909
01:00:30.519 --> 01:00:36.039
like it's working and he's just getting
dumps in the trash. I love that,

910
01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:37.800
dude. I loved how I loved
this. So when he opens the

911
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:45.000
boxes when they're just looking up at
him and they're so tiny. You guys

912
01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:50.639
bought TV just to play in the
box. He's the one thing about box

913
01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.199
anymore. And he turns on the
TV and he's like boxing and it's two

914
01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:58.760
boxes just clashing against each other.
I was like walking back to Championship Boxing.

915
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:01.320
Amazing. That show is so fucking
dude. There's so there, there's

916
01:01:01.360 --> 01:01:04.840
two, there's two, Like I'm
just having all these flashes. They keep

917
01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:07.920
coming in my brain as we talk
about it. That shows so amazing.

918
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:12.360
I remember the I actually, so
there was a brief while I liked poetry,

919
01:01:12.599 --> 01:01:16.159
and then I got older and I'm
like that shit's gay those like I

920
01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:22.079
was like, I used to like
the tautail Heart. Like, uh,

921
01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:23.880
I hate poetry so much. I
mean I do now too, But there

922
01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:27.039
was a time where I thought like, oh, this is a pretty exquisite

923
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:28.519
and ship, and I would.
I was kind of a little bit in

924
01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:31.679
Shakespeare. Exquid you were into Shakespeare. So I had like a book of

925
01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:34.880
all the sonnets, like this couplets
and all this ship like I would.

926
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:36.920
Uh, I was. I was
into it for a minute. I was

927
01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:38.000
into I was in a writing.
I was in a writing. And then

928
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:40.280
I got older. I'm like this
fucking stupid dude. But like, but

929
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.559
I bring it up to say I
love the reference uh of the tautail Heart.

930
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:49.840
Uh where fucking he got? H
He got those squeaky ass boots and

931
01:01:49.880 --> 01:01:52.480
I was driving mister crabs insane.
He like buried them and it was just

932
01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:55.280
the whole thing. And I thought
that was so fucking brilliant. I was

933
01:01:55.280 --> 01:02:00.079
like, this is most kids like
my age, they wouldn't wreckgize the reference

934
01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:02.000
because yeah, you know, I
was just like, this is fucking I

935
01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:06.719
found that out way later, yeah, way way later, definitely like high

936
01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:10.039
school. I was like, oh, oh, it's that dumble some SpongeBob.

937
01:02:10.159 --> 01:02:15.400
Wow, there's a scene from like
a recent episode that I keep seeing

938
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:19.960
on Twitter that it's like, no, the best moment, continue continue sea.

939
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:22.239
Yeah, it's just the scene.
It's definitely modern SpongeBob. But it's

940
01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:28.719
like it's like Plankton on a date
with his computer wife and it like cuts

941
01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:32.199
to him or I think it's just
on a random date with some fish or

942
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:36.159
something, but it cuts to him
and it's like one of those like great

943
01:02:36.599 --> 01:02:40.079
like really hyper detailed paintings. But
then his mouth is just like human lips

944
01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:46.239
and he goes it gets the y. It's what I say. I don't

945
01:02:46.280 --> 01:02:49.599
I wouldn't know how to search for
it as the thing. Can you can

946
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:52.599
you look forward? It's it's he
said it was Plankton, Yeah, plankton,

947
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:57.840
but lips human mouth. Maybe plankton
lips maybe plankton human mouth. SpongeBob.

948
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:00.079
I don't know. It is genuine
like an event, like I love

949
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:02.960
it whatever, I have no idea
what the context is. I haven't seen

950
01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:07.280
that episode, but they still they
still have moments still to this day.

951
01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:10.440
Is that it? Yeah, but
it's like he's it's it's a video.

952
01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:22.039
The video of it is mister Crabs
is fucking gear. Oh that's an awesome

953
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:24.440
I love whatever they did that,
because they did that a couple of times

954
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:27.800
with like the Human They're like,
yeah, they would do some stuff.

955
01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:30.719
Yeah, oh man, they did. Uh do you remember the Hooky episode

956
01:03:31.239 --> 01:03:35.239
Playing Hooky? One thing I love
from that is because you know, they're

957
01:03:35.320 --> 01:03:38.199
like psyching out the people that are
fishing, and they cut to the scene

958
01:03:38.199 --> 01:03:43.599
of the people on the boat and
they're like upset. And I just love

959
01:03:43.639 --> 01:03:46.400
how like this. I just love
like like they're upset, they're visually they're

960
01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:52.239
they're visibly upset, like so you
can see like, oh, these they're

961
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:53.880
they think they're getting bites and they're
jumping off for the last second, and

962
01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:55.760
you see the guys in the boat. One guy takes off his hat and

963
01:03:55.760 --> 01:04:00.800
he's like fuck. And I love
it so much because you can to really

964
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:03.400
like you're not thinking about them fishing, and then you get to see them

965
01:04:03.400 --> 01:04:08.000
like, oh, how fucking funny
is that like they're they're totally fucking with

966
01:04:08.079 --> 01:04:11.880
them and they're really upset that they're
not getting anybody. There's also that uh

967
01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:15.440
that that that clip's been going on
on Twitter. It's not a clip anymore.

968
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:16.519
It's like like an image, but
it's like that guy opening the toilet

969
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:21.679
and goes like, yeah, real
nice. Oh that's oh that's real nice.

970
01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:25.320
Oh that's real. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite scene about by

971
01:04:25.360 --> 01:04:28.280
Far is I can't wait to get
my license and I'll be out there in

972
01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:32.920
the open road and he drives a
car immediately it crashes. It's like a

973
01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:36.079
two second image I can show you
guys, right, it's fucking I don't

974
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:40.960
remember that wild dude. There's so
many spongebobs. There's so many like I

975
01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:45.960
like him, uh failing, like
at the voting school and he goes like

976
01:04:45.440 --> 01:04:47.840
we're him and Patrick are the boating
school. I think he was like,

977
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:58.559
you know what's even funnier than twenty
four? Dude? They made That's what

978
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:01.320
I'm saying. It's like none of
these lines by themselves or anything, right,

979
01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.199
twenty four? You know what's funnier
than twenty four? Twenty five is

980
01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:18.679
not funny? Yeah, I'd be
like, okay, oh, that's what

981
01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:23.960
he thinks driving is That is like
what if you really think, if you

982
01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:26.599
really think about the stuff that we
laugh at, now, that's really dangerously

983
01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:30.639
formative. Yeah no, it's literally
the same ship. This cuts to real

984
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:34.159
life tragedies, because then they didn't
they I think this can't be true.

985
01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:36.760
They cut That's what got cut out
of the episodes. This can't this can't

986
01:05:36.760 --> 01:05:41.039
be true. But didn't. I
must be making this up. They didn't

987
01:05:41.079 --> 01:05:44.480
cut to the Hindenburg, right,
there's no way. But I feel like

988
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:46.440
I remember this. I feel like
I remember seeing it on you know what

989
01:05:46.519 --> 01:05:50.079
I mean? Yeah, I wonder, I mean that could be easily verifiable

990
01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:55.760
verified. I know they cut to
a column mind color. I know they

991
01:05:55.760 --> 01:06:00.639
often would cut to when they would
nuke. When they nuked uh oh my

992
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:03.599
god, Bikinia Toll or something that
were the island where they explode. That's

993
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:06.679
why they exploded to so much,
because that's where it was. M all

994
01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:13.199
right, right right, it's stupid
and I'm not seeing Ketrick Lamar. Oh

995
01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.679
yeah, not like us official music
video. Yeah, it's finally out and

996
01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:21.119
it's I don't know. I liked
it a lot it's it's it's it's better

997
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:26.360
when you know all the subliminal messages
within it. It's very Californian. It's

998
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:29.880
a very very very Californian song.
Yeah, so it's it's exactly why I

999
01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:31.280
didn't really care for once upon a
time with it. It's like, say,

1000
01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:33.559
you don't know who you know who
d Rose is? For example,

1001
01:06:33.679 --> 01:06:36.440
d ro shows up, you know, so it's like, oh, you

1002
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:41.239
know, like it's there's there's a
lot of they're doing the schmeeze and everything

1003
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:44.840
and it they're doing like all the
Bay Area things. A lot of California

1004
01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:47.920
centric artists like the part when they're
going going by. That's like pretty much

1005
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:54.559
every modern black California person ever is
like that. So it's like Jesus Christ

1006
01:06:54.599 --> 01:06:59.599
bro and basically a lot of the
things that Drake said he kind of disproves

1007
01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:02.960
in that video about say having a
rocky relationship with his manager with Kendris manager,

1008
01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:15.239
Yeah, day Free and uh Whitney
obviously they're so so like there's things

1009
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.679
like that where it was cool.
It was not like say, I think

1010
01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:21.679
it was once you like, say
you have somebody break down the video for

1011
01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:26.719
you just capture everything and then it
can be appreciated a lot more. Yeah,

1012
01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:29.280
probably because on the surface it's like, oh, this is cool,

1013
01:07:29.719 --> 01:07:32.079
but it's not like Yeah, I
remember being a little underwhelmed by it because

1014
01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:34.679
I was like, yo, that
that's a really bombastic song, and then

1015
01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:38.519
the video is kind of like,
yeah, he wanted to go in a

1016
01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:42.400
very subtle way with it. He
did, except for the pinata obviously,

1017
01:07:42.760 --> 01:07:45.360
like the fucking owl, because the
owl has been Drake's like some before a

1018
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:47.840
long time, like even on the
second second album. I think is that

1019
01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:50.880
he's sitting down with that stupid fucking
owl. Like you remember he sitting down

1020
01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:56.920
at that table and everybody was saying
that that was Illuminati ship because they they

1021
01:07:56.960 --> 01:08:00.039
worshiped the Stone Owl Mollock, the
Court of Owl. Yeah, so like

1022
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:05.239
it basically basically too, I mean
weird. I thought that she was.

1023
01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:08.960
I thought that she was like interesting
until he got into it. I was

1024
01:08:09.000 --> 01:08:13.960
like, I have the pyramid on
my back, bro. The first test

1025
01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:18.640
imagine, did you never notice that? I wouldn't know, I've never seen

1026
01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.720
your back before. You're like,
Bro, what the fuck is on your

1027
01:08:21.760 --> 01:08:24.119
back? Bro? Was like,
what do you mean, Bro? You

1028
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:27.800
don't got the all thing on your
back bro weird man. That would be

1029
01:08:27.840 --> 01:08:31.600
so crazy is this SpongeBob Now I
get it's poisoned. I think I would

1030
01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:36.239
completely poison I think I would get
a SpongeBob tattoo. I wouldn't know what

1031
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:39.760
I would get from a SpongeBob as
I think I think I might get like,

1032
01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:43.880
uh, I'll get a close up
like one of the faces. Something.

1033
01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:45.840
I wouldn't want anything obviously. I
would want something that like if you

1034
01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:49.880
if you were big into SpongeBob,
you would recognize like almost like like thetoo

1035
01:08:49.880 --> 01:08:55.840
get a tattoo of the car crash. No are you getting? You get

1036
01:08:56.000 --> 01:09:00.840
you get the mom tattoo upside down
for a whole. That's ways one.

1037
01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:02.960
That's what I'm talking like, it
would be something like that, or like

1038
01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:06.159
I would get like I don't know, maybe even bold and brash or something

1039
01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:14.880
or I or the squid word drawing
milk it is right, Yeah, yeah,

1040
01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:18.560
that's where. Yeah that's another one. More like the really really artisiclarly

1041
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:26.319
drawn? Oh are I? Oh? The like maybe the written in that

1042
01:09:26.520 --> 01:09:29.920
crazy That's the kind of stuff that
I like, Like I don't want it

1043
01:09:29.960 --> 01:09:32.039
to be obvious like what it is. Yeah, Like I don't like people

1044
01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:35.279
reading like It's why I don't want
to have any I don't have any tattoos

1045
01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:38.920
with like words in them. I
don't want people like reading them. I

1046
01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:41.600
just want them to be like iconography, and if you recognize them, cool,

1047
01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:43.560
If you don't, you just think
it's a good image. I really

1048
01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:45.640
want a tattoo. This is a
tattoo that was really funny. But I

1049
01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:49.359
want a tattoo of the bat.
But I want him doing like the shoot

1050
01:09:49.439 --> 01:09:55.960
himself in the head thingland. I
think that'd be such a funny fucking tattoo.

1051
01:09:56.439 --> 01:10:00.479
But people would get so mad seeing
it. No one. I don't

1052
01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:04.439
think the people that would be offended
would understand even this. They wouldn't even

1053
01:10:04.479 --> 01:10:06.920
get them. They wouldn't even get
the like the comedy of it, or

1054
01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:10.439
like that, oh that's that's cute. I think they would imediately just be

1055
01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:13.960
like, oh, you're a fucking
devil worshiper. It's a joke. It's

1056
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:15.560
a joke that it doesn't let me
tell you, the whole joke is the

1057
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:17.920
whole that's the one that I wouldn't
get on me, just because like it's

1058
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:21.960
it's just it's I don't especially explaining, like you know, I don't want

1059
01:10:21.960 --> 01:10:26.159
to that won't be. That would
be like an explainable one unless you get

1060
01:10:26.159 --> 01:10:31.640
in a place where it's not visible
right right right forehead. The idea of

1061
01:10:31.680 --> 01:10:34.760
getting that I did getting something like
that no matter if you're not a fucking

1062
01:10:34.800 --> 01:10:38.640
weird person. It's like, dude, why do you have that tattoo on

1063
01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:42.119
your faith? Would you get tatto
on your face for for let's let's say

1064
01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:45.600
five million dollars if it turns into
a mask? Yeah, what do you

1065
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:55.439
mean tattoo? A mask on my
face? Like a door? What I'm

1066
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:58.720
saying like, yeah, would you
get like a little circle or like,

1067
01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:05.359
you know something? Would you with
your scouter? That a scouter, a

1068
01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:11.720
two dimensional flat scouter on your face
is so stupid. It looks so fucking

1069
01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:20.359
bad bad there is that might be. I am not exaggerated. That might

1070
01:11:20.399 --> 01:11:26.279
be the worst tattoo ever suggested.
Ever, that is the worst that someone

1071
01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:31.479
can possibly it has it. There's
too many people on this planet for it

1072
01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:41.840
to not exist. No scouter the
way I see the bros. Okay,

1073
01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:45.720
because I'm gonna find the tattoos of
a scouter, but it's probably not gonna

1074
01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:47.720
be on the face. So I
don't know if I have to put face.

1075
01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:53.560
Getting a colored scouter tattoo on your
face is crazy with the little symbols,

1076
01:11:53.600 --> 01:11:57.239
the triangle, the L and a
weird symbol. I don't know.

1077
01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:00.640
Yeah, so I'm just saying,
of course over nine thousand, See,

1078
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:03.119
I wouldn't do that. Yeah,
I wouldn't put over. I wouldn't tattoo

1079
01:12:03.159 --> 01:12:06.119
over nine thousand on me. The
dragon balls are probably the hardest one to

1080
01:12:06.119 --> 01:12:10.520
do because like dragon ball Z is
like everything everything from it is iconic,

1081
01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:13.640
so like it would you, I
mean I would get like maybe dragon balls.

1082
01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:15.720
I do like the idea of the
moden M. The margin M is

1083
01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:20.520
cool. But like forehead, well, if if someone's gonna pay me a

1084
01:12:20.520 --> 01:12:23.359
lot, no, I wouldn't do
it. I was gonna say, if

1085
01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:25.319
you pay me a lot of money, I don't even think for a lot

1086
01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:28.880
of money I would. I I
would get a face tattoo for like five

1087
01:12:28.920 --> 01:12:30.960
million dollars. Would spend like a
couple I don't know, a couple of

1088
01:12:31.359 --> 01:12:34.800
getting it removed, Okay, you
gotta keep it. Why, I guess

1089
01:12:34.800 --> 01:12:38.039
that would be this. I guess
that would be the stipulation, right like

1090
01:12:38.039 --> 01:12:40.520
because then it's like, why would
I pay you money to get it removed?

1091
01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:43.520
I guess, I guess you still
have this scar kind of that.

1092
01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:46.039
Yeah, it's true. I would
get them, all right, you win.

1093
01:12:46.279 --> 01:12:50.279
So far, I have not seen
somebody do it. I can't find

1094
01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:54.600
one. You looking for scouters.
I'm looking for a scouter tattoo, But

1095
01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:58.960
the problem is you you're just gonna
get You're getting tattoos of people with kind

1096
01:12:59.079 --> 01:13:03.239
with yeah exactly, yeah, No, I mean a tattoo like some artistic

1097
01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:06.119
rendition of the scouter. It would
be cool, like if you could figure

1098
01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:10.079
out a way to make that,
you know. Yeah, I want to

1099
01:13:10.119 --> 01:13:12.520
trusting so bad before, I'm kind
of I just don't want it anymore.

1100
01:13:12.600 --> 01:13:15.520
Now I want one really back growing
up, and I'm like you over it.

1101
01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:17.560
I waited too long. Yeah,
you waited too long. I mean

1102
01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:23.119
not the no time can't get after
after thirty five. There's no time limit.

1103
01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:25.479
But it's like, what's the point, like it's overunded. Well,

1104
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:29.399
my mom got one to us,
like I think in her fifties. I

1105
01:13:29.439 --> 01:13:32.960
mean, it's just there's no there's
no there's no time limit in all time

1106
01:13:33.000 --> 01:13:36.119
limit. But for me, it's
a new legislation to this leg Supreme Court

1107
01:13:36.159 --> 01:13:40.439
just actually in Project twenty twenty five, actually a lot to get a tattoo

1108
01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:44.840
past twenty five or past twenty or
past fifteen or past one or past one

1109
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:47.640
past one. Can you imagine how? Because you know, people will will

1110
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:53.399
pierce their infant's ears, which I
think is a little insane. So like

1111
01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:59.159
a tattoo, they get a little
baby, a tattoo, does it grow

1112
01:13:59.199 --> 01:14:02.159
with them? Like what happened?
Actually know that? Actually that's why you

1113
01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:04.960
can't do it. I think that's
really I think it would stretch, it

1114
01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:08.960
would look really bad. That's why, like Laura Kenny doesn't have an adamantium

1115
01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:12.159
skeletons. He's still growing up.
This is all like it's like, oh,

1116
01:14:12.199 --> 01:14:14.239
that's why he doesn't have it,
because like why did they give her

1117
01:14:14.279 --> 01:14:21.640
all automated grow stuck like brow?
I really yeah, I wonder what that

1118
01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:26.319
would look like. I think it
would look really warm. Surely they've like

1119
01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:30.600
I don't know, you'd imagine they
like they tatto like maybe maybe baby livestock,

1120
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:31.800
you know what I mean? Like
I would imagine that that's probably something

1121
01:14:31.800 --> 01:14:38.640
that their ears. Definitely tattoo babies, I'm sure some fucking Look, dude,

1122
01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:42.000
there are pedophiles that do worse things
to babies. So I think there's

1123
01:14:42.039 --> 01:14:45.199
some people have fucking Like you have
a baby a full back tattoo, and

1124
01:14:45.279 --> 01:14:50.079
a lot of times full back it
would just look like it's two eighty having

1125
01:14:50.159 --> 01:14:54.680
grows up. It's just four forty
p max. It'll look tattoo. It

1126
01:14:54.800 --> 01:14:57.880
look really fucked up, really bad, because the way tattoos work is crazy,

1127
01:14:58.279 --> 01:15:00.199
Like the way your body's just constantly
fight the ink to not spread,

1128
01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:03.560
and it's like, what would you
what do you do when the skin grows?

1129
01:15:04.560 --> 01:15:06.840
It's so weird. I can't even
imagine. They get tattoos and it

1130
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:10.800
gets flirty, ink gets forced out
of them. Yeah, and the skin's

1131
01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:13.960
not and the skin's not growing evenly
necessarily, you know what I mean.

1132
01:15:13.960 --> 01:15:16.159
It's like growing at different rates depending
on like slightly. That's that would be.

1133
01:15:16.199 --> 01:15:19.800
That would be fact fucking fascinating somebody
who's having a babysoom tattooed them.

1134
01:15:20.000 --> 01:15:24.079
Yeah, for the experiment we want
to see. Come back to us in

1135
01:15:24.119 --> 01:15:26.119
five years, come back to us
in ten years, come back to us

1136
01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:29.159
in fifteen years. Picture of the
tattoos. I'll be dead, I'll be

1137
01:15:29.159 --> 01:15:32.600
dead in Yeah, you'll definitely be
My friends. Their their their their goals

1138
01:15:32.600 --> 01:15:34.520
are pregnant. So I'm gonna convince
one of them. Yeah, yeah,

1139
01:15:34.520 --> 01:15:36.800
I do it, dude. Even
if it's just like a circle, yeah,

1140
01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:41.199
I want to see whatever it's a
circle. What I'm most curious about

1141
01:15:41.560 --> 01:15:43.880
is like if the circle will remain
a circle, or if it'll be like

1142
01:15:43.960 --> 01:15:46.359
kind of like wiggly, you know
what I mean. Like I think skin

1143
01:15:46.479 --> 01:15:50.159
isn't doesn't grow in a uniform way. I think it might be like an

1144
01:15:50.199 --> 01:15:54.600
oval. I think that's what would
happen. Maybe, Yeah, I have

1145
01:15:54.680 --> 01:16:00.840
no concept a bigger circle or either
big to do a square. I then

1146
01:16:00.000 --> 01:16:03.439
I I don't know what life is
anymore. I don't know. I don't

1147
01:16:03.479 --> 01:16:08.439
know how that happens. I don't
know how that works. Maybe Terrence Howard's

1148
01:16:08.439 --> 01:16:11.720
correct about stuff, because nothing makes
sense to me. That's yeah, we're

1149
01:16:11.720 --> 01:16:13.640
living in the Terrence how Howard world. If that's if that's you know,

1150
01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:16.720
the motherfucker came back on his Joe
Rogan's podcast since we talked about him,

1151
01:16:16.760 --> 01:16:19.520
Like, yeah, I didn't I
didn't know. I saw footage and I

1152
01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:25.079
got a new language to pitch.
I don't know what all I saw was

1153
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:27.439
this. I saw that he had
a new hairstyp so he got corn Rosie,

1154
01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:29.159
he did his hair. I guess
you wanted to be more presentable.

1155
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.399
He came with that fucking idiot Eric
Weinstein, who's one of Joe Rogan's friends.

1156
01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:35.079
He's like some mathematicians, some fun
was he the guy with the obviously

1157
01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:38.359
fake hair? Yeah? I met
him, Yeah you met him. I

1158
01:16:38.560 --> 01:16:42.119
met him a long time ago.
I met him at Dave Ruben's house of

1159
01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:44.640
course. Oh he was there.
Yeah, yeah, oh interesting. He's

1160
01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:46.239
complimenting me, and I remember being
like, oh yeah, okay, that's

1161
01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:49.520
right. They were who you are? What was it called the dark Web

1162
01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:54.319
thing? What did they call themselves? The intellectual dark dark Web? Intellectual

1163
01:16:54.439 --> 01:17:00.159
intellectual Sam Harris and somebody else.
Sam Harris pieced out so fast, that's

1164
01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:06.000
so funny. He was like,
you guys are stupid. So funny.

1165
01:17:06.159 --> 01:17:09.159
Yeah, because he doesn't talk to
Joe and not even talk to any of

1166
01:17:09.199 --> 01:17:13.399
those people anymore. Like immediately he
was like, you guys are fucking awful,

1167
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:19.439
like like he least he still has
some podcasts. Well, I'm he's

1168
01:17:19.439 --> 01:17:25.279
talking about like the intellectual doctor by
people I don't think has. So he

1169
01:17:25.279 --> 01:17:29.199
has a podcast and he also launched
an app that's like for meditation. So

1170
01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:30.720
like I checking on him every once
and wh't to see what he's doing,

1171
01:17:30.760 --> 01:17:34.680
because he he was somebody that was
like straddling the line. He dipped his

1172
01:17:34.720 --> 01:17:39.319
toes into like what was going on
in our community on YouTube and then he

1173
01:17:39.399 --> 01:17:42.039
was like this is awful and he
fucking left. So I just kind of

1174
01:17:42.039 --> 01:17:45.520
want to see, like what is
he up to? I remember him talking

1175
01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:48.520
about like when all those all right
people infiltrated in and they were talking about

1176
01:17:48.520 --> 01:17:53.600
like what were they talking about the
like the Bell Curve and all this crazy

1177
01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:57.439
ship about what what am I looking
for? Like, oh, black people

1178
01:17:57.479 --> 01:18:00.279
are genetically thank you that that's what
I was looking for. He started talking

1179
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:03.560
about this ship and he was like
he was so you can see you can

1180
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:08.880
You can hear the exhaustion in his
voice and loses he loses faith in anything

1181
01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:11.880
that he's ever was like, oh
man, he was like we can and

1182
01:18:11.880 --> 01:18:14.279
then I was I was like,
all right, yeah, he's this dude's

1183
01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:18.319
gonna be gone fast. And he
was anyway, uh yeah, so is

1184
01:18:18.359 --> 01:18:23.319
funny. Bro. I'd watched I'd
watched like funny. It's two hour long

1185
01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:27.720
things. People going on so frustrated. It's so frustrating, it's hilarious.

1186
01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:30.199
I just don't care anymore. It's
funny as fun bro, Look it's not

1187
01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:33.720
why. Here's the reason why it's
not funny to me. Too many people

1188
01:18:33.800 --> 01:18:38.279
believe it. That's the thing,
Like, too many people. Too many

1189
01:18:38.319 --> 01:18:42.840
people are like, uh, you
know what. Black people are late because

1190
01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:47.199
of genetics. I'm like, what, like they believe this ship Yeah,

1191
01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:54.760
genetic day the low cue genetic kid, I look at theroid. Yeah yeah,

1192
01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:58.680
there's too livid. God, I
did, I did. I listened

1193
01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:04.239
to one presentation of some fucking races
professor, because people are and I'm like,

1194
01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:09.880
he starts, okay, let's just
listen. We'll move on. But

1195
01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:13.920
he studied the last Zulus, like, he studied the Zulu. So he

1196
01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:16.319
was in like South Africa or somewhere, not maybe in the country specific,

1197
01:19:16.319 --> 01:19:19.439
but he was in I think there's
a lot of Zuls there. But anyways,

1198
01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:26.439
long story shorts, aora are you
talking about anyway? So he studied

1199
01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:31.199
the Zulu tribe and because of what
he observed, he extrapolated that onto black

1200
01:19:31.239 --> 01:19:38.159
people in general. And I was
like, I'm listening to a a fucking

1201
01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:43.439
presentation that a guy is saying this
tribe did this this, and that therefore

1202
01:19:43.479 --> 01:19:48.560
black people do this. Was that
tribe lade like a question? No,

1203
01:19:48.680 --> 01:19:53.880
okay, he was saying, okay, he was saying, Oh, the

1204
01:19:54.000 --> 01:20:00.640
Zulus don't have they don't have an
abstract concept of a promise, like they

1205
01:20:00.640 --> 01:20:02.920
didn't even have a word for it, like for a promise. And then

1206
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:08.760
he somehow took that and was like, that's why them niggas don't fucking do

1207
01:20:08.920 --> 01:20:11.680
ship or so it was kind of
like in a way that he was that's

1208
01:20:11.680 --> 01:20:13.880
what he can't promise things. And
it's like it was in a way that

1209
01:20:13.920 --> 01:20:15.840
I was like, I can't believe
what I'm fucking. I mean, that

1210
01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:18.479
is like mega interesting from like a
from just like a studying that tribe.

1211
01:20:18.520 --> 01:20:23.560
If there was this dude was not
a racist, and he was, and

1212
01:20:23.600 --> 01:20:27.239
because he's racist, I wonder if
that's even true, that's the only problem.

1213
01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:29.640
If he was just a neutral,
like guy, I want to study

1214
01:20:29.720 --> 01:20:31.479
I want to learn about the Zoo
tribe, and then that's actually true,

1215
01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:36.039
I'd be like, that is interesting
that they didn't have a concept of well,

1216
01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:38.319
it's kind of like, what is
it that. I know you're not

1217
01:20:38.359 --> 01:20:40.199
supposed to say this word, but
I don't know how to talk about the

1218
01:20:40.439 --> 01:20:44.880
indigenous snow people, like what do
you? I don't know what to say.

1219
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:46.800
I don't know if that's I don't
I don't know if that is that.

1220
01:20:46.960 --> 01:20:49.039
I don't think any. I don't
think the word is a correct word.

1221
01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:55.199
What would we call whatever, like
Native Americans of the Canada, the

1222
01:20:55.199 --> 01:20:58.680
Canadian Native Americans? Yeah, whatever, Like there's some it might be in

1223
01:20:58.720 --> 01:21:00.680
you. I don't know, but
there's like I guess they have like a

1224
01:21:00.800 --> 01:21:04.720
million different words for like snow,
but none for like I'm sorry or something.

1225
01:21:04.920 --> 01:21:11.479
I remember hearing this somewhere that's interestingly
like fascinating. No, it's right

1226
01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:17.119
right now, the term, and
so they just have to why is eskimo

1227
01:21:17.159 --> 01:21:20.439
bad? Though I don't think it's
bad. Was a phrase that was used

1228
01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:28.439
to describe and that's probably not accurate
indios. I think it's like that where

1229
01:21:28.439 --> 01:21:30.039
it's like, it's not a slur. Really, it's just kind of like

1230
01:21:30.079 --> 01:21:34.079
a make a made up word that
they don't it's not it's not okay,

1231
01:21:34.520 --> 01:21:38.079
okay, that makes sense. It
would be like if I feel like one

1232
01:21:38.119 --> 01:21:43.039
group is called eskimos. It would
be like if if if you, if

1233
01:21:43.079 --> 01:21:45.640
you guys named yourselves black people,
and then I came and it's like,

1234
01:21:45.640 --> 01:21:46.720
oh, look you're cornbread people and
you're like, well, we're not.

1235
01:21:47.840 --> 01:21:50.399
It's not a slur exactly, but
like I think, in fact, call

1236
01:21:50.520 --> 01:22:00.359
us hellcat enjoyers. Now last night, Oh my god, from right this

1237
01:22:00.479 --> 01:22:02.039
is I don't know where I found
it or like if I saw it on

1238
01:22:02.079 --> 01:22:04.000
Twitter or if somebody said it to
me, but this is this is.

1239
01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:08.119
Look, I don't know if this
is real, but I did. I

1240
01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:11.439
saw it and it seemed believable enough
to me where I'm like, yo,

1241
01:22:11.479 --> 01:22:16.359
that's crazy. I saw this this
image that was basically like there was a

1242
01:22:16.359 --> 01:22:21.119
screenshot of like Wikipedia or some database
or something. It was like describing the

1243
01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:29.680
origins the origins of the phrase elephant
in the room, and do you have

1244
01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:31.680
the picture? Can you read it? Because I can't say that. Yeah,

1245
01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:33.399
that's true, you can read it. I mean I could, but

1246
01:22:33.479 --> 01:22:36.920
like, you know, yeah,
whatever the phrase enid would pause a figure

1247
01:22:36.920 --> 01:22:40.520
of speech from me and I stumbled
through it. Yeah. I literally just

1248
01:22:40.560 --> 01:22:49.800
said it literally the United States and
it means something suspicious and wrong. Start

1249
01:22:49.840 --> 01:22:54.079
over, give me, give me. He was just give me it.

1250
01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:56.199
You had to start over because he
was talking over you, give me,

1251
01:22:56.279 --> 01:23:02.640
give me it. The phrase the
phrase N word in the wood pile hard

1252
01:23:02.640 --> 01:23:05.640
are is a figure of speech from
the United States, and it means something

1253
01:23:05.680 --> 01:23:11.000
suspicious and wrong. The phrase was
commonly used from the late eighteen hundreds the

1254
01:23:11.039 --> 01:23:14.840
early nineteen hundreds, but stopped being
used due to people disliking the N word

1255
01:23:15.800 --> 01:23:17.880
and seeing a negative connotation to the
word in the late nineteen hundreds. To

1256
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:23.079
the present day, the phrase has
been replaced by the phrase elephant in the

1257
01:23:23.199 --> 01:23:26.520
room in many books due to political
gregness. I mean due to just I

1258
01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:29.000
mean, I wouldn't even say that, not even they're just like this,

1259
01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:32.439
like N word in a wood pile
is crazy. I feel like, if

1260
01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:35.680
this is true, it should be
very easy because everybody, anyone who has

1261
01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:39.600
a phone and they have an old
book, and if they read that,

1262
01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:42.560
they would take a screenshot of that. They would they would pick a picture

1263
01:23:42.600 --> 01:23:45.359
of nward in a wood pile or
whatever. If it doesn't even mean the

1264
01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:48.880
same thing anymore, Well, it's
so crazy. They've grown so detacted.

1265
01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:55.119
Yeah, because finding that out is
insane, because like the elephant in the

1266
01:23:55.199 --> 01:23:57.760
room is like something that you should
obviously talk about. It's like something that

1267
01:23:57.840 --> 01:24:00.479
like should we talk about this?
But that kind of implies is that like

1268
01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:02.359
it's something like in disguise, you
know what I mean, where it's like

1269
01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:06.880
this is like, yeah, a
piece of pile black people like black person

1270
01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:13.800
in a wood pile is kind of
like there's something suspicious and almost like an

1271
01:24:13.960 --> 01:24:15.239
be sprung up on you. Yeah, like that does belong there. Yeah,

1272
01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:18.039
something something's going on there. There's
an an word in this woodpile.

1273
01:24:18.079 --> 01:24:23.720
I'm sure that's crazy. I'm like
I saw it and I couldn't believe.

1274
01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:26.199
I was like, I have to
I have to send this to you guys.

1275
01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:31.039
Oh yeah. Racism in literature is
so funny. It's so Beyonce.

1276
01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:35.079
It's like why they say that.
Yeah, in The Revenue, when he

1277
01:24:35.079 --> 01:24:39.680
calls that guy a tree in word, I'm like what. In Tarnation,

1278
01:24:40.279 --> 01:24:42.439
I thought it was crazy, and
the Revenant went that the bear said it

1279
01:24:42.439 --> 01:24:47.079
even my favorite parts, when my
favorite part is when in fact attacked the

1280
01:24:47.079 --> 01:24:50.159
bear and instigated the problem. The
bear was like, I don't want to

1281
01:24:50.159 --> 01:24:59.479
fight you, man, go away, bears growling, he's getting attacked the

1282
01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:04.760
bear gets he's grown, he's growling
black slurs at. I was just thinking

1283
01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:09.800
about that. In fact, he
in fact keeps calling Leo mister candy,

1284
01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:12.920
and it's like, mister Candy,
you're not scared of him, mister Candy.

1285
01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:15.560
Aren't you scared of him? How'd
you end up in the past,

1286
01:25:15.560 --> 01:25:20.560
mister candy. I watched them the
World the World of Warcraft movie for the

1287
01:25:20.560 --> 01:25:25.720
first time yesterday. Oh really,
yeah, because so what I was never

1288
01:25:26.039 --> 01:25:30.960
never even because I wanted to see
why people hated it so much and stuff.

1289
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:35.000
Because I went to my friend's house
that was like, wo no,

1290
01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:40.880
there was a black girl, goblin, there was ork you know, she

1291
01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:44.920
was like a half breed or something. Wouldn't be But it's it's kind of

1292
01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:49.920
woke that they're not all you know
what, what excuse me? How is

1293
01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:58.880
it not with I'm gonna go I'm
I think for black people. But see,

1294
01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:01.279
the thing is, I think that's
so insane. If anything, are

1295
01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:05.640
Native American people, if anything,
no, there's like no, no,

1296
01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:10.279
no, Like like if we're gonna
draw a knowledge between anyone, I think

1297
01:26:10.319 --> 01:26:15.000
it's obviously like just Native people.
I think they're obviously angry authistics. Yeah,

1298
01:26:15.479 --> 01:26:20.479
and the thing is and warcraft literally
are the voices that they give orcs.

1299
01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:30.039
It's always these cock me fucking dude. So I was gonna this is

1300
01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:32.880
why I was bringing this up.
I can't remember what it was, but

1301
01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:36.319
it was about magic and it was
it wasn't. They didn't say it didn't.

1302
01:26:36.439 --> 01:26:41.079
It was essentially like saying spirit chucker, but it was saying something like

1303
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:45.680
the guy called him like a like
a magic chuck or a spirit chucker or

1304
01:26:45.680 --> 01:26:49.239
something, and I was like,
what WHOA? Like I was, I

1305
01:26:49.279 --> 01:26:54.560
was like, I was taken aback
because I'm like I you could immediately understand

1306
01:26:54.640 --> 01:26:59.199
why he's saying that. It's a
fucking so it's just a slur against anyone

1307
01:26:59.239 --> 01:27:00.960
who does magic, I guess.
And I was like, that's crazy that

1308
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:05.199
this is in this fucking movie.
That movie sucked. Though you're knocking down

1309
01:27:05.199 --> 01:27:14.520
to orc pure bread or like half
we were talking. I would try because

1310
01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:15.960
I feel like they would carry you
the pieces, but like I knock a

1311
01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:19.159
female down, I would try.
But the thing is, because you see

1312
01:27:19.199 --> 01:27:24.960
how big the orcs are, can
how the funk can we can we handle?

1313
01:27:25.199 --> 01:27:27.800
Pure bread is a regular or going
for it, bro, I'm going

1314
01:27:27.800 --> 01:27:30.680
for it. No try, I'm
gonna take I'm gonna joke over for a

1315
01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:34.439
whole week. I'm gonna take like
three extends per day. I'm gonna have

1316
01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:38.359
like four rhino pills in and I'm
gonna go in there and give them all

1317
01:27:38.399 --> 01:27:44.039
and to have a heart attack burst
right after simultaneously bust Dan your heart burst

1318
01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:46.520
and they can rest, they can
re erect me. Is this magic,

1319
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:48.680
bro? That is the best time? That is the best way to go

1320
01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:54.479
though it? No man, no, no, when's the okay, how's

1321
01:27:54.479 --> 01:27:57.039
the best way to die? I'm
not gonna say a terrorists, but like

1322
01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.960
I'm not gonna say it. I'm
just not gonna say it. Okay,

1323
01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:04.479
Okay. I was thinking maybe having
a blissful orgasm and then dying would be

1324
01:28:04.520 --> 01:28:08.760
pretty cool. Dude. I want
to I want to die, Like I

1325
01:28:08.840 --> 01:28:11.239
want to die, like a roadside
bombing or something like that. Like I

1326
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:16.239
want to. I want I want
to blow up and I want people to

1327
01:28:16.319 --> 01:28:19.960
feel the effects of me dying.
I wanted to be other people's problems.

1328
01:28:21.039 --> 01:28:26.840
Yeah you are. So here's the
thing we were we gotta record to today

1329
01:28:27.079 --> 01:28:30.720
right No we missed so no,
no, so what because we're we're too,

1330
01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:34.760
we're too uh spread apart, We're
too We're too We're past the point

1331
01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:38.920
on no return. We should have
recorded before. So what's gonna happen?

1332
01:28:39.119 --> 01:28:43.680
And I'm saying this live does matter, is that I'm gonna message and be

1333
01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:45.760
like, hey, we fucked up, you know, because we did,

1334
01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:50.600
and so we're skipping because basically an
episode is supposed to drop today, right,

1335
01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:56.000
but it's just we just missed it. Yeah, I put I wrote

1336
01:28:56.359 --> 01:28:58.560
a thing in the beginning of the
month that said the schedule will be fucked

1337
01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.920
in June generally because we were trying
to figure stuff out. So we did

1338
01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:04.720
miss it. We just missed it, and then we're they basically we're just

1339
01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:10.000
gonna reset, and so this coming
up Wednesday, we're gonna do normal.

1340
01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:12.039
Yeah, J'll like going forward to
the schedule will be back to normal.

1341
01:29:12.159 --> 01:29:15.199
Catching up doesn't make any sense right
now? Yeah, yeah, Okay,

1342
01:29:15.239 --> 01:29:19.039
the episodes are longer too, so
they are much longer by this. July

1343
01:29:19.119 --> 01:29:24.479
Ary is crazy. It's the seventh
month, right, yeah, the side

1344
01:29:24.479 --> 01:29:27.720
with month, and I feel shitty
because I haven't really done anything, like

1345
01:29:27.960 --> 01:29:30.399
we've done stuff the podcast. I
mean, I want to go I want

1346
01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:31.640
to go somewhere I haven't gone.
I feel like I haven't really I really

1347
01:29:31.680 --> 01:29:33.600
want to go to Puerto Rico,
but I feel like I just can't.

1348
01:29:33.680 --> 01:29:36.000
I can't take that much time.
Where Where have I gone? Some of

1349
01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:40.439
this? What do you mean you
can just just do it? Just set

1350
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:45.279
it up. It's I don't know. We'll we'll do the podcast traveling.

1351
01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:48.720
I'm already going to London in September
to London. We're doing that. We're

1352
01:29:48.760 --> 01:29:53.560
doing Uh. I don't know if
I could say I don't give a ship

1353
01:29:55.119 --> 01:29:58.079
all right, whatever, how I
went anywhere this winning this year and I'm

1354
01:29:58.119 --> 01:30:00.279
kind of bummed about it. No, I want to San Diego. You

1355
01:30:00.319 --> 01:30:02.640
didn't go to Diego's was not really
it doesn't because you can catch a train

1356
01:30:02.720 --> 01:30:08.039
there too. The freaking Diego was
like going to the city like it would

1357
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:11.000
be like if we were talked about
like, oh we went to the city,

1358
01:30:11.399 --> 01:30:13.800
you know when we lived in where
we where we lived before. I

1359
01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:17.119
want to go to the Redwoods.
I haven't been there yet. Joshua Tree.

1360
01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:19.039
Actually, I want to do something. I want to take I want

1361
01:30:19.039 --> 01:30:21.680
to take streams to go to Joshua
Tree. When I get lost. Don't

1362
01:30:21.680 --> 01:30:25.279
do that don't do that nighttime.
You'll walk off and you'll end up somewhere

1363
01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:28.920
you'll never figure out. Pay someone
to hunt you too. That's crazy.

1364
01:30:29.399 --> 01:30:31.159
That's great what I'm telling you.
You know, it's crazy. Like I

1365
01:30:31.359 --> 01:30:33.880
said, I took an edible last
night. We were watching The Cat and

1366
01:30:33.920 --> 01:30:38.159
the Hat because it's the only real
estate that you can watch that movie in.

1367
01:30:38.680 --> 01:30:42.119
And uh, when I was coming
home, I got into the uber

1368
01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:45.039
and I was immediately scared. It's
like something about the vibe of the guy

1369
01:30:47.000 --> 01:30:51.000
vibe. It was high, I
was high, it was dark. I

1370
01:30:51.039 --> 01:30:55.119
went from like a really loud environment
to like a really quiet one, and

1371
01:30:55.159 --> 01:30:58.640
I was just like, this guy's
gonna fucking killing rate in that order,

1372
01:30:58.640 --> 01:31:03.039
in that order, hopefully, right. I wouldn't prefer that ideally. Ideally

1373
01:31:04.159 --> 01:31:08.399
is a weird. But the reason
so, there's a guy that buried a

1374
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:11.720
dead body, raped the girl,
strangled her, buried the body, came

1375
01:31:11.800 --> 01:31:16.039
back and sucked her again. That's
so crazy. It's wrong with people there.

1376
01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:21.800
Yeah, exactly exactly that all right. Well, the reason I brought

1377
01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:25.000
that up on the show is because, like I thought we would, if

1378
01:31:25.079 --> 01:31:28.319
we're gonna record again, we'll bring
this next topic up in that episode.

1379
01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:30.279
But since we're just doing this one
because we didn't get to the elden Ring

1380
01:31:31.520 --> 01:31:35.119
discussion, which is the big thing. So and then we'll wrap up the

1381
01:31:35.159 --> 01:31:38.960
questions bringing up right now with it. I think we should. Yeah,

1382
01:31:39.159 --> 01:31:41.840
we don't have to cut any of
this out, but I think, uh,

1383
01:31:41.920 --> 01:31:45.079
yeah, so the Elder elden Ring
obviously shout of the trees huge,

1384
01:31:45.239 --> 01:31:50.359
it's in the conversation still huge,
huge, DLC. It's really fucking good.

1385
01:31:51.039 --> 01:31:57.680
Although I have to say it's good, but like the exploration I feel

1386
01:31:57.680 --> 01:31:59.840
like is not as good as the
base game, which obviously is to be

1387
01:31:59.840 --> 01:32:02.800
fair, it's like a very different
situation. But it's it's largely very very

1388
01:32:02.960 --> 01:32:09.479
very very well liked. But I
think there's this There's been this big conversation

1389
01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:15.520
online on Twitter about whether about accessibility, yeah, and about easy modes and

1390
01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:17.279
stuff and like, oh, should
should this game have an easy mode and

1391
01:32:17.279 --> 01:32:23.359
whatnot? And the conversation kind of
evolved into this this thing where people are

1392
01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:28.960
asking for a pause button, a
pause button specifically in frum Soft Games and

1393
01:32:29.000 --> 01:32:33.840
elden Ring, because that would help
with accessibility and it would just be convenient,

1394
01:32:34.720 --> 01:32:40.560
And that's kind of spawned this whole
debate that's going on. I know

1395
01:32:40.600 --> 01:32:44.920
a lot of peers it was like
the focal point of it for some reason,

1396
01:32:45.359 --> 01:32:47.720
even though she's not really the first
person to say this, but you

1397
01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:50.159
know, what's her name, A
lot of peers, A lot of peers.

1398
01:32:50.319 --> 01:32:56.359
Yeah, I think I don't.
I wouldn't want to pause by I

1399
01:32:56.399 --> 01:33:00.600
wouldn't A pausebon doesn't hurt first thing, hurt the game. You usually you

1400
01:33:00.600 --> 01:33:03.239
don't have to use it, simple
as that samething with like a easy mode.

1401
01:33:03.239 --> 01:33:06.399
If I really come to agree with
Derek with that argument mode use it

1402
01:33:06.479 --> 01:33:09.359
or you don't use it. Whatever. If it's there, it's there.

1403
01:33:09.359 --> 01:33:13.520
If it's not, it's not.
I think that pausing during boss fights would

1404
01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:15.399
take myself out of the emerging because
I feel like it's boss fights in particular,

1405
01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:21.640
those particular moments are very like not
intimate, but very like like intense,

1406
01:33:21.760 --> 01:33:25.119
you know, And I feel like
pausing during a boss fight, having

1407
01:33:25.119 --> 01:33:28.079
a really to do that would kind
of fuck up those interactions. Why would

1408
01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:30.279
it? Huh? Just like I
feel like for me this in my mind,

1409
01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:32.800
I'm like, do you feel like
you would use it? Then I

1410
01:33:32.800 --> 01:33:35.520
wouldn't use it. I haven't used
it right now. No, No,

1411
01:33:35.560 --> 01:33:38.720
that's what No, that's what I'm
saying. I already already stated that,

1412
01:33:38.760 --> 01:33:40.560
like if you use it or you
don't use so, I mean, your

1413
01:33:40.600 --> 01:33:44.960
scenario is just completely non existent.
But it's it's only just in my in

1414
01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:47.039
my mental state. That's like if
I'm mistakenly positive or something like that,

1415
01:33:47.279 --> 01:33:54.279
or something goes on, it's not
it's not a real problem. It's not

1416
01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:57.960
a detriment to the game. I
would admit that. I don't. I

1417
01:33:57.960 --> 01:34:00.439
think it's been like this for so
long. People have made the game but

1418
01:34:00.520 --> 01:34:02.439
have the pausebuond for so long.
You know, not that your critiques don't

1419
01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:05.239
come up. Critiques of a thing
can come up well after it's come out.

1420
01:34:05.520 --> 01:34:08.960
That's very possible. You know,
some things exist in the way they

1421
01:34:09.000 --> 01:34:12.239
are. Then after morphas Pulina you're
like, oh, that's kind of problematic,

1422
01:34:12.239 --> 01:34:15.199
that could be fixed. Yeah,
so I understand that. I just

1423
01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:16.600
feel like it's been like this for
so long, and it's you know,

1424
01:34:16.600 --> 01:34:20.159
we've made it through the game.
That's a fucking two year old video game.

1425
01:34:20.880 --> 01:34:25.239
Uh, there've been no pause buttons
in most of them for years,

1426
01:34:25.479 --> 01:34:30.359
and none of them only only second
round you can pause second I don't remember,

1427
01:34:30.359 --> 01:34:32.439
it's been too long, so I
played it, but like that's the

1428
01:34:32.479 --> 01:34:34.680
only one you can do it in
and it's just like I guess, yeah,

1429
01:34:34.680 --> 01:34:38.199
I think you can, but I've
been playing it recently kind of yeah,

1430
01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:41.239
I don't remember. Uh, But
that's I guess. That's the thing

1431
01:34:41.279 --> 01:34:45.560
that every to me every game that's
not online. Say, for example,

1432
01:34:45.600 --> 01:34:48.560
if you go offline mode, I
think immediately you should be available to have

1433
01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:51.520
a pause button. Yeah, I
agree. Like to me, it's it's

1434
01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:56.319
the most nonsensical fucking thing because some
of the arguments she's making. It's even

1435
01:34:56.319 --> 01:34:59.560
in things that I've experienced. I've
experienced things like I need to go into

1436
01:34:59.600 --> 01:35:01.760
the fucking door real fast, and
I have to leave and get my ass

1437
01:35:01.760 --> 01:35:04.760
whooped, and then I'm upset that
I had to leave the game. Now

1438
01:35:05.439 --> 01:35:10.159
understand that that doesn't bother me in
an setting. In a PC setting,

1439
01:35:10.199 --> 01:35:13.239
I could fucking you know, open
the task and then I can stop the

1440
01:35:13.279 --> 01:35:16.079
game. So I have that privilege
of doing that with PC. But if

1441
01:35:16.119 --> 01:35:18.680
I'm on a fucking console, I
don't have that privilege. I had BRO

1442
01:35:18.760 --> 01:35:21.439
they did that ship for I remember
the first time I played reson Evil six,

1443
01:35:23.000 --> 01:35:24.760
I was like, oh, let's
play, and then I was like,

1444
01:35:24.840 --> 01:35:28.199
I need to pause, and I'm
like, I can't pause. I

1445
01:35:28.399 --> 01:35:30.680
was fucking flabbergasted. I was like, why the fuck can I pause in

1446
01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:34.039
that game? In particulars, While
I think obviously for the firm software games,

1447
01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:38.840
they're built with the online intention initially
upon the framework of it, it's

1448
01:35:38.920 --> 01:35:42.199
not innately in the game. For
me, it's like I I waunched my

1449
01:35:42.239 --> 01:35:45.119
ship in offline mode because honestly,
I hate seeing all the fucking shadowy people

1450
01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:48.560
run around distracting. I often used
to it, but yeah, I launch

1451
01:35:48.600 --> 01:35:50.479
an offline mode like always because I'm
like, well, first of all,

1452
01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:54.600
I don't I don't do PvP on
those things. I did PvP because people

1453
01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:57.560
talk me into the second one because
like, you gotta play Dark Souls too,

1454
01:35:57.560 --> 01:35:59.880
you gotta play Dark Sousul p VP. It's fucking awesome, it's fun,

1455
01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:00.600
and so like I was like,
all right, fine, and then

1456
01:36:00.840 --> 01:36:05.319
I actually never went back to any
of the other ones. So anyway,

1457
01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:10.920
so yeah, I think this one
to me almost like this one's universally.

1458
01:36:10.960 --> 01:36:13.720
I don't know why anybody would have
a problem with. I understand there's people

1459
01:36:14.039 --> 01:36:16.239
with the easy mode. I understand
the people that are that would push back

1460
01:36:16.239 --> 01:36:18.800
again, I understand why they push
back. I still think they're wrong,

1461
01:36:19.239 --> 01:36:23.960
but I understand why they're pushing back. The pause one, I don't see

1462
01:36:24.000 --> 01:36:27.920
any legitimate because the thing about the
easy mode is that there is a conversation

1463
01:36:27.960 --> 01:36:30.720
that we had there about like listen, if you're going to have various difficulties,

1464
01:36:30.720 --> 01:36:33.520
that means you have to put various
amounts of resources into designing and balancing

1465
01:36:33.560 --> 01:36:38.319
for those separate difficulties. That's development
time. That's a lot of tuning.

1466
01:36:38.680 --> 01:36:41.640
That makes a lot more sense than
just streamlining your development and making sure that

1467
01:36:41.680 --> 01:36:45.039
your game just plays in a balanced
way from one set one set difficulty.

1468
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:47.239
I can see that from like a
resource management, from like a just an

1469
01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:50.399
expense management, From like a design
perspective, it makes sense to not have

1470
01:36:50.560 --> 01:36:53.760
multiple difficulties. And I get that
from their perspective. But like, a

1471
01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:58.880
pause button takes no time, none, It doesn't affect the game at all,

1472
01:36:58.920 --> 01:37:01.800
it doesn't affect other plays. There's
no good reason to not have a

1473
01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:05.399
pause button. Really, online mode, there's an offline mode. Yeah,

1474
01:37:05.520 --> 01:37:08.640
yeah, Like if it's online,
I get it because it's just like like

1475
01:37:08.680 --> 01:37:11.800
we're used to Destiny and like all
these other things like it's online online,

1476
01:37:12.079 --> 01:37:18.279
you can't you can't pause online?
Insane you imagine, and the seeing Yeah,

1477
01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:20.640
because that's how it would work.
Literally, if one person pauses,

1478
01:37:20.640 --> 01:37:25.680
everyone would have to pause. Yeah, what the fuck? So I understand

1479
01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:27.880
in that capacity, and I understand
if you're playing, if you're playing that

1480
01:37:27.920 --> 01:37:30.039
game with the online functionality on,
yeah, okay, then you probably you'll

1481
01:37:30.079 --> 01:37:33.359
have pause disabled if you're playing offline
and you're not gonna let's say you're playing

1482
01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:36.239
ellen Ring and the Etherne's out and
you have like no internet at all,

1483
01:37:36.600 --> 01:37:40.119
no good reason why you can't pause. I don't even think. I don't

1484
01:37:40.119 --> 01:37:44.640
even think the immersion thing is a
valid complaint because the pause button is for

1485
01:37:44.920 --> 01:37:48.319
breaking immersion. That's what's what it's
for. Literally, there's no immersive reason

1486
01:37:48.399 --> 01:37:51.960
to pause a game for me.
For me is I've gotten to the end

1487
01:37:53.000 --> 01:37:55.199
of the road with it being like
I don't know, man, Like i

1488
01:37:55.239 --> 01:37:59.199
feel like I've never I've like i've
definitely like what's happened, I've spoked that,

1489
01:37:59.199 --> 01:38:01.479
I've I've loved lost fights and I'm
like, ah, that sucks,

1490
01:38:01.560 --> 01:38:06.079
But I don't know. That's not
enough to deter me. It's not it's

1491
01:38:06.079 --> 01:38:13.039
not really, it's just a good
addition. I understand the argument for having

1492
01:38:13.039 --> 01:38:15.119
For me, it's just like whatever
whatever, because I feel like if I'm

1493
01:38:15.159 --> 01:38:16.479
a beat a boss and be a
boss, you know, yeah, I

1494
01:38:16.560 --> 01:38:19.520
understand. I don't understand what you're
saying. I just I just don't understand

1495
01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:23.720
why somebody would oppose a pause,
bud. It's so weird. It confuses

1496
01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:26.000
it confounds me, Like I really
it can confused me. At first that

1497
01:38:26.079 --> 01:38:28.239
was like it just hasn't had it. So I don't know, I don't

1498
01:38:28.239 --> 01:38:30.800
feel like it needs it. Like
you're saying about the like you gave an

1499
01:38:30.920 --> 01:38:36.439
argument from especially a developer's perspective,
that makes perfect sense. I don't think

1500
01:38:36.479 --> 01:38:41.319
there's an argument for the not having
it. There's a pausible but yeah,

1501
01:38:41.319 --> 01:38:44.600
there's there's I don't think there's one. Yeah, So like in that,

1502
01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:47.000
I'm like, at the very least, like I understand like the pause,

1503
01:38:47.359 --> 01:38:50.399
I understand the allocation of buttons and
why there needs to be like a very

1504
01:38:50.399 --> 01:38:55.119
specific thought process behind that. So
like the start button in a game like

1505
01:38:55.159 --> 01:38:59.399
that should go to your like inventory
and your equipment, and that maybe doesn't

1506
01:38:59.399 --> 01:39:01.319
need to pause the game really that
specifically, but there should be a way

1507
01:39:01.319 --> 01:39:04.079
in the pause button to like pause
again or something, you know what I

1508
01:39:04.079 --> 01:39:06.560
mean. Yeah, Like it's like
like even if you were just holding the

1509
01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:10.319
button or something. Yeah, or
just like a double click where it's just

1510
01:39:10.319 --> 01:39:13.840
like, okay, listen, we're
done something. Because I don't necessarily I

1511
01:39:13.880 --> 01:39:15.640
don't like the idea of like like
me going into my inventory and then my

1512
01:39:15.640 --> 01:39:18.800
game stops like that. That's kind
of annoying. I get that from an

1513
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:21.640
immergent perspective. Is the button called
now the select button whatever it is?

1514
01:39:21.640 --> 01:39:27.560
Oh my god, it's like back
and yeah whatever yet recording something I don't

1515
01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:29.960
know, let's start recording or something
like that. No, No, that

1516
01:39:30.039 --> 01:39:32.199
opens up your opens up setting.
It opens up your settings. So say,

1517
01:39:32.199 --> 01:39:36.000
if you want to quit the game, you hit select whatever it is.

1518
01:39:36.079 --> 01:39:39.680
Yeah, you get selected and open
up your options so you can actually

1519
01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:43.760
control some you can edit some stuff. You can fuck with your your display

1520
01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:46.960
or your audience. Like the PlayStation
control quit the game is the touch pad

1521
01:39:48.119 --> 01:39:53.439
because because the select button is now
like the share button. Oh right,

1522
01:39:53.560 --> 01:39:57.600
right, the men for that,
God damn it. Yeah, that's crazy.

1523
01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:00.239
It used to be starting select,
yeah, and then there was like

1524
01:40:00.960 --> 01:40:03.359
on Xbox I remember was starting back, which is like at least that start.

1525
01:40:03.640 --> 01:40:08.279
Yeah, but like now it's the
option. It's like options in menu

1526
01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:11.399
and menu I guess, or on
Xbox's view and then menu. It's just

1527
01:40:11.439 --> 01:40:13.800
like, what does that even mean? I don't know. They're still starting.

1528
01:40:14.119 --> 01:40:16.119
They're still starting select. To me, they always will be. If

1529
01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:19.039
I tell somebody to press select,
they will understand what I'm saying. And

1530
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:21.079
if they don't, you're too young
to be playing with me anyway, right,

1531
01:40:21.760 --> 01:40:26.840
you don't know what's starting to select? Me crazy? Yeah? What

1532
01:40:26.920 --> 01:40:29.520
do yeah? Giving it? Giving
it does? It doesn't? It doesn't,

1533
01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:31.920
it doesn't. It's only going to
be positive. It is only going

1534
01:40:31.920 --> 01:40:35.600
to be a positive for people's gaming
experience. They're gonna say people that even

1535
01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:39.359
the people that are fucking let's just
say for the argument, there's people that

1536
01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:42.239
are opposed to it once they experience
it, like, oh, yeah,

1537
01:40:42.239 --> 01:40:45.159
this is good. I was I
was opposed to at first because of the

1538
01:40:45.199 --> 01:40:48.600
fact that's it's it's sometimes you like
funk like even that sometimes, I mean

1539
01:40:48.640 --> 01:40:54.000
you saw that you're talking about breaking
immersion. I mean sometimes like I really

1540
01:40:54.039 --> 01:40:57.279
want people to there. There are
like when you think about even some of

1541
01:40:57.359 --> 01:41:03.079
the most intense whatever uh basketball sports, there are fucking timeouts, like in

1542
01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:08.000
the most intense and the most important
moments like we can't fuck this up.

1543
01:41:08.319 --> 01:41:12.239
And I feel like some people would
like the option to even break the immersion

1544
01:41:12.960 --> 01:41:15.239
bracing themselves, like especially in like
maybe a phase two, like okay,

1545
01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:18.680
fuck, I gotta I gotta calm
down, because sometimes you get hit a

1546
01:41:18.680 --> 01:41:25.239
few times. But that's my throat. That's that's how I am. Some

1547
01:41:25.279 --> 01:41:28.680
people want to spend something beating one
person. They would love to see if

1548
01:41:28.720 --> 01:41:31.600
they can beat them in like the
first go yeah, I get it now,

1549
01:41:31.680 --> 01:41:33.239
I know. On the firm to
be fair, I know there'd be

1550
01:41:33.279 --> 01:41:36.119
people that would be like, well, it's bullshit, and and again it

1551
01:41:36.159 --> 01:41:39.640
goes back to when I was arguing
for the other people, like it's not

1552
01:41:39.720 --> 01:41:42.760
for you though, sir, like
you don't have you have no capacity.

1553
01:41:42.760 --> 01:41:44.840
I have to use it. And
then it's just for other people like this

1554
01:41:45.000 --> 01:41:47.600
is so fu convenient. You can
even disable it and have like a trophy

1555
01:41:47.640 --> 01:41:51.359
or achievement for beating the game.
And I was, I was on the

1556
01:41:51.359 --> 01:41:54.800
other side of the fense until I
know it's like yeah, you know when

1557
01:41:54.840 --> 01:41:56.960
I really think about it. I
think it's just fine. I always on.

1558
01:41:57.000 --> 01:41:58.359
The thing about it to me is
like, I know there are a

1559
01:41:58.359 --> 01:42:00.359
lot of games that don't have pause
buttons that like open like you'll pause it

1560
01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:02.800
and the game will still be going
on in the background that that are not

1561
01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:06.560
online that I noticed that on console. This isn't true with elden Rings as

1562
01:42:06.600 --> 01:42:11.760
far as I know, I don't
think so. Yeah, but with elden

1563
01:42:11.840 --> 01:42:15.520
Ring or with with other games kind
of like it where you press start and

1564
01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:16.960
it doesn't pause the game. I
know it's on console. If you bring

1565
01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:21.479
up like the PlayStation button or like
the the Xbox Guide, it will pause

1566
01:42:21.520 --> 01:42:25.960
it. So like there are like
every game can be paused. I think

1567
01:42:26.000 --> 01:42:29.680
even elden Ring has some option that
like I think it got patched out or

1568
01:42:29.680 --> 01:42:31.520
something. It was. Yeah,
there was a way like if you went

1569
01:42:31.520 --> 01:42:34.119
into the start menu and then you
press help, the game would freeze.

1570
01:42:34.239 --> 01:42:39.000
So it's the ability is there,
the functionality is there. Interesting. I

1571
01:42:39.000 --> 01:42:42.840
don't really see a good argument.
People like people were like pouncing in Alana

1572
01:42:42.960 --> 01:42:44.720
and I just didn't really get it. I didn't know. I saw some

1573
01:42:44.840 --> 01:42:47.640
people even it was over. It
was over. Yeah, it was overshot.

1574
01:42:48.399 --> 01:42:51.880
There was some people that were on
her on her choice language, and

1575
01:42:51.920 --> 01:42:57.079
they didn't understand that what she was
using she was she used something something disability

1576
01:42:57.159 --> 01:43:00.439
there. It's a situational disability,
which is like I think people are looking

1577
01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:03.720
at that from and I get it
if you don't understand. I feel like

1578
01:43:03.720 --> 01:43:06.760
that phrase is a weird phrase,
but it's right to use the right word.

1579
01:43:08.039 --> 01:43:11.479
It's it's the words that are used
in game design, like it is.

1580
01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:14.600
It is how they talk about these
specific situations. Yeah, it's like

1581
01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:18.800
it's like there are situational disabilities that
that aren't like literal like disabilities in the

1582
01:43:18.800 --> 01:43:23.760
way that you would kind of colloquially
talk about there. There they are.

1583
01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:27.680
They are momentarily in hibb and things
that inhibit their way to be able,

1584
01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:30.319
your ability to be able to play
the game. Yeah, And I feel

1585
01:43:30.319 --> 01:43:33.479
like using the word disability feels like
it could have been work. It could

1586
01:43:33.479 --> 01:43:36.880
have been named better, It could
have been named better, but it was

1587
01:43:38.840 --> 01:43:40.439
but it was No, no,
no, no, no, She's right

1588
01:43:40.479 --> 01:43:42.359
though, one hundred percent. At
the end of the day, she is

1589
01:43:42.359 --> 01:43:45.199
correct for the words she used.
Yeah, it's kind of how I feel

1590
01:43:45.199 --> 01:43:47.119
about, Like, I don't know
in in coding how it used to have,

1591
01:43:47.159 --> 01:43:50.239
like do you remember how like encoding
it used to have like master enslave

1592
01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:55.960
you remember it's like that, Like
I said, like it's it's I don't

1593
01:43:55.960 --> 01:43:58.199
know. It could have been in
theory, it could have been named better.

1594
01:43:58.359 --> 01:44:00.760
It wasn't and so that's all.
And so it wasn't and so she

1595
01:44:00.920 --> 01:44:03.880
used that, And there was people
that were straw man and that didn't understand,

1596
01:44:04.039 --> 01:44:06.399
or maybe some people didn't understand.
They were still doing it because they

1597
01:44:06.600 --> 01:44:10.800
whatever. But yeah, it was
some people that didn't understand and understood,

1598
01:44:10.880 --> 01:44:15.479
and everyone would say things, well, we know where we're at. It

1599
01:44:15.600 --> 01:44:17.960
just rates me, especially with a
lot of that, because she's probably like

1600
01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:23.880
one of the most even keeled,
reasonable people I have ever met in this

1601
01:44:24.079 --> 01:44:29.239
space, Like there's like literally nothing
at all and then it's crazy. So

1602
01:44:29.359 --> 01:44:33.640
she's objectively well certified for spaking about
she's speaking about like she knows she's talking

1603
01:44:33.640 --> 01:44:39.720
about in that instance problem all she
that is her job, her job for

1604
01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:43.399
one of the most accessible games that
come out is God of What Ragrock.

1605
01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:47.439
It's accessibilities off the fucking charts,
and she was a very much so huge

1606
01:44:47.479 --> 01:44:50.039
factor. It's definitly being created,
you know, and that's just when she's

1607
01:44:50.039 --> 01:44:53.640
saying what she's saying that she knows
what she's talking about. Dude, the

1608
01:44:53.680 --> 01:44:56.279
words she used kind of you know, they were like, well, they

1609
01:44:56.600 --> 01:45:00.319
scrambled me a little bit. But
there are people outside of there's like there's

1610
01:45:00.359 --> 01:45:03.039
gaming lingo and then there's development lingo, and there's certain like the overlap between

1611
01:45:03.039 --> 01:45:06.239
those two is very very limited.
It didn't do. I'm like, I

1612
01:45:08.199 --> 01:45:11.239
don't know what it because it's just
when you say the words. And I

1613
01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:15.600
guess it's because it's like I guess
sometimes people get thrown off where you can

1614
01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:19.079
put two words together, you know, change, And I feel like,

1615
01:45:19.119 --> 01:45:23.880
so when somebody says situation with disability, I understood what she meant. Oh

1616
01:45:23.960 --> 01:45:27.439
yeah, because you have this thing
called to be able to understand context clues.

1617
01:45:27.520 --> 01:45:30.159
It's fat understand you know what I
mean. It's like, my cock's

1618
01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:33.640
not literally obese. It is run
into the cox. My cock is obese.

1619
01:45:34.680 --> 01:45:39.560
It's a cock. It's not that
big of an a genuine good example.

1620
01:45:41.279 --> 01:45:44.760
Yeah, I don't know, like
I saw some people. I saw

1621
01:45:44.760 --> 01:45:46.239
something. I admit, like when
I heard it the first because I didn't

1622
01:45:46.239 --> 01:45:47.960
know about that term, right,
So when I saw it. When I

1623
01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:50.079
saw it, I was like,
oh, that's a funny way to describe

1624
01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:56.279
that. But like I understood immediately, and I don't think people really gave.

1625
01:45:56.439 --> 01:45:59.880
People had like a knee jerk reaction
immediately, as they do as people

1626
01:46:00.159 --> 01:46:02.520
one to do. But I don't
know. It's just very so and I

1627
01:46:02.520 --> 01:46:05.079
saw people getting offended. It's like, my kids aren't a disability. No

1628
01:46:05.159 --> 01:46:11.119
one made that fucking argument, man, like that that straw manning bullshit,

1629
01:46:11.159 --> 01:46:13.560
whereas they just got to like throw
ship out there and like this, we're

1630
01:46:13.560 --> 01:46:17.720
gonna focus on this thing now.
That's what I hear. There are people

1631
01:46:17.760 --> 01:46:20.319
who take it. It's such a
weird example of a phrase too, because

1632
01:46:20.319 --> 01:46:25.119
it's like it's something that people are
both taking to literally and not literally enough,

1633
01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:30.680
you know what I mean, Because
a situational disability is literally something that

1634
01:46:30.880 --> 01:46:35.640
occasionally disables you from playing the game. Yes, literally, that's what the

1635
01:46:35.640 --> 01:46:41.600
the etymology of the world understood it. I understood what like, especially referring

1636
01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:44.359
to a pause button. I'm like, I completely understand what you say.

1637
01:46:45.359 --> 01:46:50.319
I completely understand what you're saying.
And yeah, man, I think I

1638
01:46:50.359 --> 01:46:56.720
think, yeah, I think I
think it's at the same time, I'm

1639
01:46:56.760 --> 01:47:00.760
glad when she like this happens because
it gives an opportunity for people to understand

1640
01:47:00.800 --> 01:47:03.960
why some people would want some of
this stuff, and we can actually talk

1641
01:47:04.039 --> 01:47:13.319
and have discourse and explain examples of
like say, development giving a better accessibility

1642
01:47:13.319 --> 01:47:17.560
options. Even say I was talking
to my friend He's gonna play Assassin's Creed

1643
01:47:17.560 --> 01:47:20.000
Odyssey, because he was just like, he doesn't play very many games.

1644
01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:23.159
He plays like two a year or
something, and he's like, fuck it,

1645
01:47:23.159 --> 01:47:25.680
I'm just gonna buy something. It
was like like a Madden or like

1646
01:47:25.760 --> 01:47:27.800
NFL. No. No, no, he's like because he's actually he's playing

1647
01:47:27.800 --> 01:47:31.119
Elden Ring and he just he's he
just beat Red Dead two. That's fascinating.

1648
01:47:31.119 --> 01:47:33.880
But then he's a two fascinating games
for a person to play. He

1649
01:47:34.239 --> 01:47:36.399
doesn't play game, to be fair, he used to game a lot back

1650
01:47:36.399 --> 01:47:39.720
in the day, and then he
just kind of like time caught up with

1651
01:47:39.800 --> 01:47:41.960
him and he's like, fuck,
I'm just gonna play just a couple a

1652
01:47:42.039 --> 01:47:45.199
year or something. I'll just I'll
extend the content. He was like,

1653
01:47:45.199 --> 01:47:47.079
Okay, this is a long game, and it was like five dollars Saturs

1654
01:47:47.119 --> 01:47:49.119
Creed Odyssey and I was talking to
him about it, and I was like,

1655
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:54.359
one thing that I really liked about
it is how versatile it is where

1656
01:47:54.840 --> 01:47:57.680
you can put it on explorer mode
where it doesn't tell you shit. It's

1657
01:47:57.680 --> 01:48:00.960
almost like a fucking from software game
where you have to on your own.

1658
01:48:00.479 --> 01:48:03.680
That was what almost made me play
it. Yeah, it was cool.

1659
01:48:03.680 --> 01:48:09.079
And then also say, for example, you are a stealth person, you

1660
01:48:09.119 --> 01:48:12.319
love stealth missions, you can put
that difficulty all the way up, and

1661
01:48:12.359 --> 01:48:15.399
you don't really like combat that much, you can put that ship down or

1662
01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:16.960
vice versas. Yeah, that's cool. It was cool, like just giving

1663
01:48:16.960 --> 01:48:24.079
like I wouldn't expect developers that one
of the two. I think the New

1664
01:48:24.119 --> 01:48:27.199
Tumora of Games did something like that
too, where they had like puzzle difficulty,

1665
01:48:27.199 --> 01:48:30.439
combat difficulty, and exploration difficulty and
it was on a slider like that's

1666
01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:33.279
cool. I fucking dude, puzzles, I could give a fuck less about

1667
01:48:33.279 --> 01:48:36.000
it, especially in a game like
that. Like if I'm playing a puzzle

1668
01:48:36.039 --> 01:48:40.079
game, yeah, you know what
challenged me with the puzzles. If I'm

1669
01:48:40.079 --> 01:48:43.960
playing Portal, give me a hard
something hard. But like if I'm playing

1670
01:48:44.000 --> 01:48:47.479
tomb Raider or fucking like Uncharted,
where I'm like running around climbing shit and

1671
01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:50.680
shooting people I don't want to,
or like even Resident Nevil to honestly some

1672
01:48:50.720 --> 01:48:56.600
extent where I'm like, some of
the puzzles so stupid, dude. I

1673
01:48:56.640 --> 01:49:00.840
love them, but yeah, I
almost always end up looking them up.

1674
01:49:00.880 --> 01:49:02.720
There's some that I get, but
then immediately if I if I'm spending like

1675
01:49:02.760 --> 01:49:05.920
five minutes on a puzzle or longer, I'm like, this is not the

1676
01:49:05.920 --> 01:49:09.479
fun part of this game. I
love. This is an elderly I'm not

1677
01:49:09.520 --> 01:49:12.439
like or like any this. I'm
not figuring anything out. It's not like

1678
01:49:12.479 --> 01:49:15.640
a combat puzzle where I'm like,
oh, oh, it clicks. It's

1679
01:49:15.640 --> 01:49:19.800
just like, oh, the key
goes into the asshole of the the statue

1680
01:49:19.840 --> 01:49:23.800
of the owl, and then the
owl's beak opens, and then it hands

1681
01:49:23.800 --> 01:49:26.680
me an orb that I have to
eat, and then I shipped out the

1682
01:49:26.760 --> 01:49:30.319
right key. It's the dumbest shit
ever. Only in the first one.

1683
01:49:30.520 --> 01:49:33.640
The puzzles makes sense because it's loopy
ass fucking mansion known by some freak you

1684
01:49:33.640 --> 01:49:38.159
know right now on every other game
makes no sense. Really, puzzles in

1685
01:49:38.279 --> 01:49:42.520
this like the world that Ethan Winters
and Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy live in

1686
01:49:42.640 --> 01:49:48.640
yeah Is so it's full of fucking
riddlers for no reason. Everyone's a they

1687
01:49:48.680 --> 01:49:54.119
said they they explained away in number
two. Uh, the police department used

1688
01:49:54.119 --> 01:49:56.800
to be a museum. But I'm
like that's not good enough. Why does

1689
01:49:56.800 --> 01:50:00.319
the museum still have all the museums
but don't have puzzles either? That club

1690
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:06.720
key, like, fucking Leon,
shoot the door handles, please, bro,

1691
01:50:06.880 --> 01:50:10.760
that's kick those doors. And you
know how sometimes there's a there's a

1692
01:50:11.399 --> 01:50:14.039
couch on like a stairwell. I'm
just like, I can't. I can't

1693
01:50:14.119 --> 01:50:17.479
get it, Like, what do
you mean? That bothers me too,

1694
01:50:17.520 --> 01:50:23.039
because there's there's a way to do
that, Like here's a war used to

1695
01:50:23.119 --> 01:50:25.920
do it in a nice way too, where they would have that couch there,

1696
01:50:26.039 --> 01:50:28.720
but then they would have like rubble
blocking behind it. But then there

1697
01:50:28.760 --> 01:50:30.640
are other games that's just the couch
like a clear staircase. I'm like,

1698
01:50:31.039 --> 01:50:36.159
why can't Joel Miller go over this? What are you talking about? In

1699
01:50:36.239 --> 01:50:41.439
that game you meet the bad guy
by him just moving on obstruction out the

1700
01:50:41.479 --> 01:50:44.600
way you miss actually just moves the
helicou the way, and I'm like,

1701
01:50:44.680 --> 01:50:46.840
damn, dude, that's so fucking
dumb. I wish I could do that.

1702
01:50:47.079 --> 01:50:51.439
I wish Leon could climb five feet
above and just get over something.

1703
01:50:51.800 --> 01:50:57.239
It would be nice. Yeah,
those things are silly, for sure.

1704
01:50:57.439 --> 01:51:00.119
They're silly. So yeah, for
sure. Look up all the puzzle tomb

1705
01:51:00.159 --> 01:51:03.319
Raider, the third one, the
third one of the the new run of

1706
01:51:03.319 --> 01:51:09.520
them is that Shadow Shadow because Rise
of the second one. Think I beat

1707
01:51:09.600 --> 01:51:15.159
Rise. I stopped playing specifically because
of a puzzle, because I was I

1708
01:51:15.199 --> 01:51:17.239
was just blazing through it and then
it's like a flashback. She's a kid

1709
01:51:17.399 --> 01:51:20.680
and there's this like chest piece thing
and I was like in like her house,

1710
01:51:20.800 --> 01:51:24.359
right the attic, and I never
went back to it. I never

1711
01:51:24.520 --> 01:51:27.800
because I was immediately I rolled my
eyes and I turned the game off.

1712
01:51:28.119 --> 01:51:32.079
Those games uninstalled. I actually,
I think, you know, it's a

1713
01:51:32.079 --> 01:51:39.439
shame about those games, Like those
games really almost almost became great, and

1714
01:51:39.479 --> 01:51:43.319
then they fumbled it. They fumbled
in that last one where like I remember

1715
01:51:43.319 --> 01:51:45.199
playing that last one. I brought
this up a long time ago, I'm

1716
01:51:45.199 --> 01:51:47.760
sure, like when I first played
it or something. I think I know

1717
01:51:47.800 --> 01:51:51.560
I brought up in like the early
Sacred Symbols where that last game I played

1718
01:51:51.560 --> 01:51:54.479
the first one, I enjoyed it. I thought it was like, Okay,

1719
01:51:54.560 --> 01:51:57.800
you know, Laura's kinda Laura's kind
of weak, and you know,

1720
01:51:58.399 --> 01:52:00.079
not exactly where she should be,
but like this is like kind of like

1721
01:52:00.119 --> 01:52:03.000
the beginnings of where she's gonna get
to. That's interesting. I'm down.

1722
01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:05.399
I'm down to see where that goes, even though like there's a lot of

1723
01:52:05.479 --> 01:52:09.079
story stuff about it that's kind of
silly. And then it goes into the

1724
01:52:09.119 --> 01:52:11.399
second one and then she's still kind
of like that and you're like, all

1725
01:52:11.479 --> 01:52:15.520
right, ones, all right,
we're choking my watch here about on this

1726
01:52:15.640 --> 01:52:18.279
character development. But it was still
fun. It was like a good those

1727
01:52:18.279 --> 01:52:20.920
are good games. And then you
get to the third one, and it's

1728
01:52:21.079 --> 01:52:25.279
also very very on par, very
good. It's very fun. It gets

1729
01:52:25.279 --> 01:52:27.760
those moments though where it's like,
all right, it's you're getting a little

1730
01:52:27.800 --> 01:52:30.520
cute with the puzzles here, but
that's in all of them. Yeah,

1731
01:52:30.520 --> 01:52:32.920
and then they have this moment spoilers
for this fucking game. I don't think

1732
01:52:32.920 --> 01:52:39.720
anybody gives a shit, Yeah,
but they her fat friend, I remember,

1733
01:52:39.720 --> 01:52:42.520
I don't remember his name, you
know, you're talking about her fat

1734
01:52:42.560 --> 01:52:47.600
friend dies, right, And then
she gets blown off this fucking oil rig

1735
01:52:47.640 --> 01:52:53.960
into the into like basically the sea, and then it cuts to the ocean

1736
01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:56.800
and then you see like the fire
behind her and then she rises out of

1737
01:52:56.800 --> 01:53:00.520
the fucking ocean and it looks like
her eyes are glowing from like the fireflights.

1738
01:53:00.600 --> 01:53:02.159
Is like, this is fucking sick. And then it turns into doom.

1739
01:53:02.680 --> 01:53:04.920
Really it turns it. There's a
sequence in that game that turns straight

1740
01:53:05.000 --> 01:53:09.920
up turns into like where she like
she snaps and suddenly it's like, oh,

1741
01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:13.520
this is it. Oh we're here. Finally. I was like,

1742
01:53:13.520 --> 01:53:15.840
oh, sick, this is awesome. And you get through this whole sequence.

1743
01:53:15.880 --> 01:53:17.079
You're fighting up this oil rare,
you're shooting guys left and right,

1744
01:53:17.079 --> 01:53:23.720
you're massacring people, she's stowing and
it is the coolest shit ever. And

1745
01:53:23.760 --> 01:53:28.680
then you make it to the shore
and then her friend's alive actually, and

1746
01:53:28.720 --> 01:53:30.640
then all of it's undone like and
she's like oh and then she's back to

1747
01:53:30.800 --> 01:53:34.000
she's back to normal, and I'm
like, I can't believe this, but

1748
01:53:34.239 --> 01:53:40.199
we're so close. You almost had
it. Like that actually almost became like

1749
01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:43.560
one of my favorite trilogies ever because
it like the lead up to it.

1750
01:53:43.560 --> 01:53:46.159
It's like, oh man, you
earned it, and you like actually like

1751
01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:49.680
made people, You actually made people
have to deal with like okay, Like

1752
01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:54.079
here's like Laura and she's like she's
weak for two games and she's not exactly

1753
01:53:54.119 --> 01:53:57.560
as confidence as you should be.
And you know you're taking a risk when

1754
01:53:57.560 --> 01:54:00.319
you do that, but you do
that knowing that you're going to pay it

1755
01:54:00.359 --> 01:54:01.560
off in some way and you're gonna
get it into a cool place. I'm

1756
01:54:01.560 --> 01:54:05.159
like, yes, this is and
then they just fumbled it entirely. And

1757
01:54:05.159 --> 01:54:08.279
then at the end of the game, she's like I'm stupid again, and

1758
01:54:08.359 --> 01:54:10.840
I'm like, oh my god,
I can't believe. But but they treat

1759
01:54:10.880 --> 01:54:15.439
it as if she's earned. She's
where she isn't like the first game for

1760
01:54:15.479 --> 01:54:17.680
PS one, where she's like she's
suddenly like this this bombastic like Vixen who

1761
01:54:17.720 --> 01:54:23.159
doesn't give a ship and I'm like, no, you can't, No,

1762
01:54:23.840 --> 01:54:26.640
Like I was so disappointed. I
don't give a fuck about those games.

1763
01:54:26.640 --> 01:54:29.199
I don't give a about Little Croft
at all. I've never given a ship.

1764
01:54:29.800 --> 01:54:31.319
She's a girl. I never cared. Don't play a few more characters.

1765
01:54:31.760 --> 01:54:38.439
In fact, put mods in every
Metroid game to play as a guy

1766
01:54:38.760 --> 01:54:43.239
a Metroid game. That's when I
played. When I play uh Metroid dright,

1767
01:54:43.279 --> 01:54:46.960
I'm playing as a Samuel, not
Samus Samuel. But I just don't

1768
01:54:46.960 --> 01:54:49.319
really, I've never been a person. I still love those games, loved

1769
01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:51.560
the original games. I'm like,
I don't really care. Yeah, I

1770
01:54:51.600 --> 01:54:55.600
mean I liked to Rader a lot
when I was a kid, because,

1771
01:54:55.640 --> 01:54:57.960
like I remember, it was there
was something. I mean, it's hard.

1772
01:54:58.000 --> 01:55:01.720
They're hard to play now because like
the roles have evolved so far away

1773
01:55:01.720 --> 01:55:06.560
from there's these fucking bosses that are
like Orenstein and small essentially couldn't beat them

1774
01:55:06.600 --> 01:55:13.520
because the controls are too fucking awful. Yeah, but Larcroft is just there's

1775
01:55:13.560 --> 01:55:17.119
something, there's something like objectively like
iconic about that character, and like tomb

1776
01:55:17.199 --> 01:55:25.880
Raider is just very cool. It's
really early examples of like what we see

1777
01:55:25.880 --> 01:55:28.439
now with like Uncharted and stuff like
that, where it's like the fact that

1778
01:55:28.439 --> 01:55:30.800
they were able to do something like
that on a PS one is nuts and

1779
01:55:31.239 --> 01:55:32.960
I have a lot of respect for
it. I remember playing those games a

1780
01:55:32.960 --> 01:55:35.359
lot. I remember those games kind
of scared me too. I don't know

1781
01:55:35.399 --> 01:55:39.760
what it really, I don't think
it's necessarily. There was something about the

1782
01:55:39.760 --> 01:55:43.319
PS one and the way that they
handled like music and sound effects that made

1783
01:55:43.439 --> 01:55:45.800
every game, regardless of whatever tone
they were trying to go for, eerie,

1784
01:55:46.119 --> 01:55:48.119
you know what I mean, where
it's like because they only had room

1785
01:55:48.159 --> 01:55:51.880
for like one sound effect and you
would have like it just silence behind it,

1786
01:55:53.000 --> 01:56:00.720
no ambience at all, so you'd
have like crisp footsteping thing. Really

1787
01:56:00.720 --> 01:56:03.720
off putting about this, and then
that the butler who would like you know,

1788
01:56:03.760 --> 01:56:09.680
the butler in Larcroft's manner, would
like go around like yeah background.

1789
01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:11.600
I was like, oh my god, it's fucking upsetting. I know what

1790
01:56:11.640 --> 01:56:15.840
you mean about the I know what
you get about the footsteps thing. I

1791
01:56:15.880 --> 01:56:18.720
totally that's actually what creeped me out
of It was the only thing that actually

1792
01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:23.520
really creeped me out about Resident Evil, like would be just be like in

1793
01:56:23.640 --> 01:56:27.079
your going around. The limited soundscape
really kind of made things creepy. Even

1794
01:56:27.119 --> 01:56:29.600
games that weren't scary, like Medieval
kind of freaked me out too, because

1795
01:56:29.640 --> 01:56:31.199
like the music in NAM is like
really weird even though it's not scared,

1796
01:56:31.199 --> 01:56:34.000
it's not scary game. I couldn't
imagine it's Resident Evil. Dude, yeah,

1797
01:56:34.039 --> 01:56:36.800
I mean there was Evil scared the
ship, the first resident. Evil

1798
01:56:36.840 --> 01:56:42.000
scared the ship out of me,
the open scared scary, the opening,

1799
01:56:42.159 --> 01:56:45.399
the opening with the zombie eating that
guy in the corner and then he turns.

1800
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:46.680
At that time it sounds so stupid, but at the time it looks

1801
01:56:46.680 --> 01:56:50.239
so realistic to me. And then
I fel like it looked real And what

1802
01:56:50.279 --> 01:56:56.640
fucked me up even more about that
is that that hallway looked exactly like the

1803
01:56:56.640 --> 01:57:00.000
hallway at the mezzanie in my building
at the time, like fucking wallpaper,

1804
01:57:00.000 --> 01:57:04.439
same floor, everything, and so
like it really fucked me up because like

1805
01:57:04.439 --> 01:57:08.359
my parents would be like, go
take the trash down, and I'd be

1806
01:57:08.439 --> 01:57:12.920
like what. And I would go
into this dark hallway that had no windows

1807
01:57:12.960 --> 01:57:15.239
in it, that looked like that
resident and had the same corner too,

1808
01:57:15.279 --> 01:57:18.520
and I'm like, this is so
fucked up. I was more brutal.

1809
01:57:20.520 --> 01:57:24.039
I did like that. I did
like boot on the throat, stomp his

1810
01:57:24.079 --> 01:57:28.079
head, and that would be like
Chris Redfields to see the most powerful white

1811
01:57:28.079 --> 01:57:30.199
man of all time, yeah,
Christ to stop everybody, even in the

1812
01:57:30.239 --> 01:57:33.880
in the sixth one, he got
pretty brutal because he would he would finish

1813
01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:38.199
some of them he would take the
butt of his fucking gun flat their head

1814
01:57:39.000 --> 01:57:42.279
one hit, and it wouldn't be
that much for us to kind of just

1815
01:57:42.399 --> 01:57:47.520
like just said it. What happened? Yeah, I love the five when

1816
01:57:47.560 --> 01:57:51.239
you would do the fucking mercenary that
he would hate maker and kill four people,

1817
01:57:51.560 --> 01:57:56.199
but one swing he'd hit one guy's
ahead at the strata from his head,

1818
01:57:56.279 --> 01:57:59.600
hit somebody out and blow that head
up. And I'm like, I

1819
01:57:59.640 --> 01:58:02.640
love this guy just the stuff he
could. I think he can be Captain

1820
01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:09.439
America. I think I think.
I don't think he'd win, but I

1821
01:58:09.479 --> 01:58:13.479
think Captain America would not go home
hurt. Like fine, he'd be like,

1822
01:58:13.520 --> 01:58:16.920
what the fuck is this man?
What he be? Sore? I

1823
01:58:17.000 --> 01:58:21.680
want to I want to see western
fight getting the questions two hours. Jesus

1824
01:58:21.760 --> 01:58:27.520
Christ, it's always it's gonna happen. This will happen. Now. Did

1825
01:58:27.520 --> 01:58:29.920
you guys see that, by the
way, that report that came out about

1826
01:58:29.920 --> 01:58:34.000
Seal Team six. What did you
not see that? There's a report about

1827
01:58:34.000 --> 01:58:38.760
Seal Team six that came out that's
wild where they unmasked all of them and

1828
01:58:38.800 --> 01:58:49.359
they're all just it's just six seals. The singer baby I am gonna shoot

1829
01:58:49.560 --> 01:58:57.880
Ben, loading in his face,
throw out as I dance on his grave.

1830
01:58:58.279 --> 01:59:06.239
Yeah, yeah, yeah, be
an unfortunate reality. Six Seals and

1831
01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:13.640
they'll have the Modgin on them.
No, dude, they're all like handcuffed,

1832
01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:15.760
and like I have handcuffed as I
want to be. I got his

1833
01:59:15.760 --> 01:59:19.319
handcuffs in a moment a Mogin seal. Oh my god, we're never gonna

1834
01:59:19.520 --> 01:59:30.279
We're never gonna kill him. We
get a little crazy, crazy good job

1835
01:59:30.279 --> 01:59:33.000
Steal ten sixty. It took out
London for me. And in six Seals

1836
01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:39.640
six, I love the idea that
this Yeah, even the sixth it is

1837
01:59:39.760 --> 01:59:43.479
represented of there's only six of them, but there is. It is Seal

1838
01:59:43.680 --> 01:59:47.680
Team six, and then the seventh
Seal is this singer that we know he

1839
01:59:47.800 --> 01:59:50.840
broke Yeah, it used to be
seven Sealed Team seven. What do you

1840
01:59:51.159 --> 01:59:54.880
mean he broke off? And he
was like, no, I can't do

1841
01:59:55.000 --> 01:59:58.279
this anymore. Yeah, I can't
murder people. He looks at his Madgin.

1842
01:59:58.399 --> 02:00:00.439
He doesn't. He unmoginifies and he's
like, I don't want to kill

1843
02:00:00.439 --> 02:00:08.600
people anymore. It's not really m
w Under for one, he's war He's

1844
02:00:08.680 --> 02:00:14.720
Warrior Seal. Now some of these
questions. We gotta clean out this June

1845
02:00:14.840 --> 02:00:18.159
question thread. Stupid fucking bitch.
All right, it's fucking kangaroo time.

1846
02:00:18.239 --> 02:00:24.279
Rode in well because hey there Google
searches, kill yourself, bleach guy,

1847
02:00:25.079 --> 02:00:29.520
black eye, folding disabled child backwards, and game Metallica guy. Uh,

1848
02:00:30.800 --> 02:00:36.159
I've got a short but expandable question
today the INCAS. Is it the INCAS

1849
02:00:36.319 --> 02:00:44.039
or someone played a sport where the
ball was on fire called Pelota beauty bitch.

1850
02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:45.479
I don't know if I'm saying that
right. And that got me thinking,

1851
02:00:45.520 --> 02:00:50.800
what is the most ridiculous, over
the top dangerous sport you can think

1852
02:00:50.920 --> 02:00:56.079
up? You can either come up
with your own sports spotn entirely, or

1853
02:00:56.159 --> 02:01:01.119
modify an existing sport, however obscure
or niche is that real? The ball

1854
02:01:01.239 --> 02:01:03.600
was on fire? How would they
do that? Yeah? I just know

1855
02:01:04.479 --> 02:01:09.239
we don't have lighters. Though,
I know there was one of those places.

1856
02:01:09.279 --> 02:01:12.159
I don't know if it was the
INCAS or the ass teg so the

1857
02:01:12.239 --> 02:01:15.000
mon I don't know who the fuck
it was, but they would the heavy

1858
02:01:15.039 --> 02:01:18.079
ass like rubber tree ball or whatever
those are the chichens, Yeah, yeah,

1859
02:01:18.079 --> 02:01:21.800
they would hit it with their their
hips. Yeah yeah, I went

1860
02:01:21.840 --> 02:01:25.079
there. I was actually there.
I went one. You did it.

1861
02:01:26.039 --> 02:01:30.439
I'm not playing that shout a fucking
very racist, but I was like,

1862
02:01:30.600 --> 02:01:34.359
I want to show, uh,
I know, but they're that place is

1863
02:01:34.359 --> 02:01:38.000
crazy. Those pyramids are way smaller
you think they are, though, Oh

1864
02:01:38.079 --> 02:01:40.720
yeah they look small. They looked
very big at all. I'm like,

1865
02:01:40.720 --> 02:01:42.840
whoa, man, the speak were
tiny. An what I'm saying about,

1866
02:01:43.079 --> 02:01:45.119
there's another a mounta rushmore situation.
Man Like things are just like not living

1867
02:01:45.199 --> 02:01:47.720
up to our expectations. They're still
big obviously, but like I'm a big

1868
02:01:47.760 --> 02:01:50.239
ass human being and I'm I'm sure
I was. They would have thought I

1869
02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:54.239
was a god. They're not big. Yeah, You're like, I can

1870
02:01:54.279 --> 02:01:57.159
step over those things. You're like, yeah, they were about to.

1871
02:01:57.600 --> 02:02:00.560
Literally that's what the advertise them was
like Lily in there and I'm like,

1872
02:02:00.640 --> 02:02:02.520
that's crazy, just pushing him just
because he can. They would have killed.

1873
02:02:02.560 --> 02:02:05.359
They would have murdered me. I
would even even at my most athletic.

1874
02:02:05.560 --> 02:02:09.279
They are killed, hundreds and killers. One of them would have killed

1875
02:02:09.319 --> 02:02:12.039
one of those baseball bat with the
jagged ivory on the side of it.

1876
02:02:12.239 --> 02:02:14.399
They would hit with that twice and
I would have fell asleep. I think

1877
02:02:14.399 --> 02:02:15.880
it would have been like, you
know, like a beatle getting on you

1878
02:02:15.960 --> 02:02:17.920
and pinching you. I think it
would have been like that. I think

1879
02:02:17.920 --> 02:02:24.920
I want basketball on ice with flails. Basketball on ice you don't have to

1880
02:02:24.960 --> 02:02:27.600
have the flames if you want,
but because I think the ice is cut

1881
02:02:27.720 --> 02:02:30.600
enough. But like, do you
have to dribble? Yeah, drible,

1882
02:02:31.840 --> 02:02:33.840
take the flails out. It's just
basketball and ice. But you still have

1883
02:02:33.880 --> 02:02:39.680
to drive the same roles. No
ice skates, no ice skates, stuff

1884
02:02:39.720 --> 02:02:43.800
sneakers you got, someone is gonna
get hurt so fucking bad, you hear

1885
02:02:43.880 --> 02:02:54.239
like the squeaks still somehow I was
thinking baseball, but with actual can dynamite

1886
02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:59.600
wrapped in the cannon balls. Got
the balls wrapped in dynamite and then you

1887
02:02:59.680 --> 02:03:04.880
have to hit it before it explodes
in your face and somehow not shatter your

1888
02:03:05.039 --> 02:03:13.000
arms by hitting ball. You guys, remember the think that people would get

1889
02:03:13.000 --> 02:03:15.960
shot in the stomach of cannon balls, so they thought they were strong man,

1890
02:03:18.319 --> 02:03:21.760
these idiots, lunatics. Were you
talking about people get shot in the

1891
02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:29.119
cannonballs in the stomach? What is
that? That's what it is that really

1892
02:03:29.199 --> 02:03:32.880
happen. I'm sure, I'm sure
exaggerate they did not put a lot of

1893
02:03:33.159 --> 02:03:38.279
gunpowder in those things, so they
didn't travel at you know, the beads

1894
02:03:38.279 --> 02:03:40.399
where they would tail, you know
what I mean. It's like, if

1895
02:03:40.439 --> 02:03:44.359
you're not what's the point even at
that? Just those people are stupid.

1896
02:03:44.399 --> 02:03:49.640
They probably don't know the physics of
like, oh he any other person that

1897
02:03:49.680 --> 02:03:53.039
would have shot straight through him?
This guy, so you know, it's

1898
02:03:53.039 --> 02:03:59.479
probably like Troyes, so you're not
surviving. That to me is like the

1899
02:04:00.159 --> 02:04:02.399
this man can survive gunshots, but
then shooting yourself with a baby gun,

1900
02:04:02.479 --> 02:04:09.000
I mean, like, you cool, sign me up for a lifetime fucking

1901
02:04:09.920 --> 02:04:14.760
salary with a circus. What are
you doing? Yeah, strong man?

1902
02:04:15.279 --> 02:04:20.680
Just fat guys? Yeah, tanking, weak, weak, cannonball hits.

1903
02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:25.800
Yeah. There's this video. I
was loving this video where some guy's friends

1904
02:04:25.960 --> 02:04:29.319
holding his legs apart and he's like, guys, stop. They drop a

1905
02:04:29.439 --> 02:04:33.520
watermelon on his dick and away his
legs bended as he gets h with that

1906
02:04:33.640 --> 02:04:39.479
watermelon and his dick. Is so
fucking funny. Why would you who are

1907
02:04:39.520 --> 02:04:44.359
the like, are those are those
his friends? Yeah? I think so

1908
02:04:44.640 --> 02:04:46.319
imagine your friends doing that to you? Would you still be friends with them?

1909
02:04:46.399 --> 02:04:49.720
I definitely we definitely would like the
podcast would be over. I was

1910
02:04:49.880 --> 02:04:53.840
like, what the fuck you guys
helped me down and drop the watermelon on

1911
02:04:53.920 --> 02:04:58.479
my fucking cos Did you see that
video of these dudes, Like it says

1912
02:04:58.760 --> 02:05:00.960
I always wonder about cat right,
because I'm like, I wonder if this

1913
02:05:01.079 --> 02:05:03.960
is true, like oh, pedophiles
getting beaten up, and people are like,

1914
02:05:04.000 --> 02:05:06.840
oh good, and I'm always I'm
just saying, well, I'm just

1915
02:05:06.880 --> 02:05:11.560
saying, so this dude said,
the dude try to rob these guys,

1916
02:05:12.039 --> 02:05:15.960
and these two dudes are stomping on
him, literally jumping as high as they

1917
02:05:16.000 --> 02:05:21.720
can, stomping on his head and
kicking him from east off of their car.

1918
02:05:21.920 --> 02:05:26.039
People watch movies, right, and
when you watch movies, you forget

1919
02:05:26.279 --> 02:05:30.600
how dangerous it is. And when
we watch fighters that fight, right,

1920
02:05:30.880 --> 02:05:35.199
First of all, fighters are all
brain damaged. They're damaged. Their brains

1921
02:05:35.279 --> 02:05:39.239
don't work the same way anymore.
Like the fact is in like in the

1922
02:05:39.319 --> 02:05:42.279
boxing, I think this is so
dangerous, the fact that in boxing people

1923
02:05:42.279 --> 02:05:45.000
are getting hit and knocked down and
get back up if you get I think

1924
02:05:45.039 --> 02:05:47.079
it should not be a ten account. It should be like a seven eight

1925
02:05:47.239 --> 02:05:51.319
count because you're not ready to get
back in a fight sometimes and they go

1926
02:05:51.439 --> 02:05:55.359
to get back up and they get
beat down again, and then there will

1927
02:05:55.399 --> 02:05:58.479
power is like I'm gonna stand up
again, and it's like no, dude,

1928
02:05:59.239 --> 02:06:03.520
yeah, you are taking you're taking
months off your cognitive function fighting her.

1929
02:06:03.760 --> 02:06:09.880
Just stay down. The count is
not enough time to It's it's very

1930
02:06:10.000 --> 02:06:13.399
it's a very stupid. It's primitive. It's because it's it's a rule because

1931
02:06:13.439 --> 02:06:15.720
it was a rule. Well,
it is a primitive sport. Yeah,

1932
02:06:15.840 --> 02:06:18.279
it's also yeah yeah, and back
in the day, you you could get

1933
02:06:18.399 --> 02:06:20.840
knocked down as many times as you
wanted. Before, Like say, it

1934
02:06:20.920 --> 02:06:24.920
used to be what if you get
knocked down three times, they'll stop the

1935
02:06:24.960 --> 02:06:27.119
fight. They'll be like, all
right, you've been knocked down three times.

1936
02:06:28.239 --> 02:06:30.920
Yeah, that you keep getting up
on the goat will come and eat

1937
02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:34.079
you on the spot. Before they
had like yeah, that's true. That

1938
02:06:34.159 --> 02:06:39.000
was the tradition. That was the
old Like smoking Joe Frasier, you thought

1939
02:06:39.039 --> 02:06:42.680
a you had to fight off a
goat, yeah, because like it was

1940
02:06:42.920 --> 02:06:45.239
almost lost to goat strong. Yeah
yeah, and held him down with his

1941
02:06:45.319 --> 02:06:51.520
fingers. Rocky Marciano, he uh, he had his hardest fight was the

1942
02:06:51.600 --> 02:06:55.720
goat that was he was containding with
after he got knocked down for the first

1943
02:06:55.760 --> 02:07:01.399
time. It was pretty sport boxing
with goats. I want like angry rams.

1944
02:07:01.439 --> 02:07:04.520
I want like hungry rams that haven't
that have been bullied. And then

1945
02:07:04.680 --> 02:07:08.279
I've seen I've seen. I saw
videos on Twitter recently like people doing the

1946
02:07:08.319 --> 02:07:11.840
running with the bulls and just getting
fucked up. I love It's always justice

1947
02:07:12.039 --> 02:07:14.520
why, Like, yeah, it
feels it feels very difficult to feel bad

1948
02:07:14.560 --> 02:07:16.199
for any of them. Their Spaniards
too, so I hate them by Creed,

1949
02:07:16.520 --> 02:07:20.800
so I don't give up like I
hate them because they really have convinced

1950
02:07:20.800 --> 02:07:24.239
them to just kind of color on
people in that way, right, I

1951
02:07:24.279 --> 02:07:26.880
guess what it is. It's literally
just like what are you doing? Have

1952
02:07:27.000 --> 02:07:29.399
it three times a year? You
see that thing too, where like I

1953
02:07:29.439 --> 02:07:30.800
don't know if it was in Spain, it was I at some circus thing

1954
02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:34.159
or some fair or the bull just
like jumped over. There was a conservative

1955
02:07:34.199 --> 02:07:45.359
rally some sorry we still weak American. It's literally it's literally that song play

1956
02:07:45.720 --> 02:07:48.039
and then the bull runs into the
fucking crowd. What's crazy is that everybody's

1957
02:07:48.079 --> 02:07:51.359
running and there's one guy standing there
drinking a beer or something. And I'm

1958
02:07:51.439 --> 02:07:56.720
like, feller, fella, get
out of you don't see do you not

1959
02:07:57.159 --> 02:08:01.960
hear that bowl vine? You don't
hear that bovine? You're afraid of nothing,

1960
02:08:01.079 --> 02:08:07.800
man, nothing, nothing scared,
But don't it just hits him just

1961
02:08:07.960 --> 02:08:11.399
the way they fucking flike is the
fact obviously the way humans are built and

1962
02:08:11.479 --> 02:08:16.880
the way bulls hit you. You
always it's great, it's always twirl.

1963
02:08:16.159 --> 02:08:22.119
It's great because of how like it's
just it's just power. Like I love

1964
02:08:22.199 --> 02:08:26.840
to just see that display of power, and we are nothing to them,

1965
02:08:26.439 --> 02:08:31.079
Like they just bump us and we
go flying. Even regular cows do see

1966
02:08:31.159 --> 02:08:35.720
people like trying to like like kareem
cows and like they're angry. They don't

1967
02:08:35.760 --> 02:08:39.000
want to go seeing a man,
a grown man get yanked around by this.

1968
02:08:39.439 --> 02:08:43.439
The nicest version of them is crazy. Dude's so big. They're so

1969
02:08:45.399 --> 02:08:48.600
unbelievably strong because of I mean,
just look at their masks, how much

1970
02:08:48.640 --> 02:08:52.279
muscle they have. They can move
shit, dude, I really wish I

1971
02:08:52.359 --> 02:08:54.600
had I remember little cows, little
baby cows are so cute. It's crazy,

1972
02:08:54.720 --> 02:08:58.039
dude. Yeah, they're so adorable. I really want one, but

1973
02:08:58.159 --> 02:09:01.039
like I one one time bad I
can't. I don't have a ready to

1974
02:09:01.119 --> 02:09:05.399
put them Wait what a baby cow
one time? Raw? Yeah, I

1975
02:09:05.479 --> 02:09:09.199
was like, just you just start
buying because like basically what happens. They

1976
02:09:09.319 --> 02:09:13.880
throw it into the tiger cage right
and then like they're like, hey,

1977
02:09:13.960 --> 02:09:16.439
Derek, you want to eat with
the tiger? And I was, and

1978
02:09:16.479 --> 02:09:18.439
I was like can I Yeah?
Yeah, And if you don't eat with

1979
02:09:18.560 --> 02:09:20.800
the tiger, the tiger will assume
that your food too. Yeah, you

1980
02:09:20.840 --> 02:09:22.840
have to like you have to eat
with it so it knows. Yeah,

1981
02:09:22.920 --> 02:09:26.319
you gotta show dominant, you gotta
push it asidehen it's gonnaok at you,

1982
02:09:26.560 --> 02:09:28.720
like what are you gonna do?
Not at you? And it's like all

1983
02:09:28.800 --> 02:09:33.560
right, fair enough. The famous
tiger it takes out the top half,

1984
02:09:33.640 --> 02:09:39.079
put it on, put it away. That would send me spiraling. I

1985
02:09:39.119 --> 02:09:43.520
think, Yeah, I want to
see somebody beat up on like a wild

1986
02:09:43.520 --> 02:09:46.840
animal, like not kill it,
but like outfight a gorilla. Like you're

1987
02:09:46.880 --> 02:09:48.560
not gonna see that, like a
real brawl, like yeah, someone with

1988
02:09:48.640 --> 02:09:52.600
gloves, no gloves, no gloves, it's like street fighting. You got

1989
02:09:52.680 --> 02:09:56.920
to give the gorilla gloves. If
you give a gorilla gloves and it like

1990
02:09:56.039 --> 02:10:00.560
it like it gets it. It's
like, why get hit them really hard?

1991
02:10:00.920 --> 02:10:03.479
Dude, We're putting a gorilla in
the UFC, Dude, I think

1992
02:10:03.520 --> 02:10:05.840
that'd be funnier. I mean,
I think it'd be funny at first.

1993
02:10:05.199 --> 02:10:09.239
I think it would be I think
every match would start funny. It would

1994
02:10:09.279 --> 02:10:11.720
and then it would be really not
funny by the end. But you'd have

1995
02:10:11.800 --> 02:10:13.199
to watch it. It would be
the champion until it just died of old

1996
02:10:13.239 --> 02:10:18.720
age because no one's beating the gorilla. Yeah, it was just just die

1997
02:10:18.800 --> 02:10:22.520
of like sucking cysts or something.
You'd have to you'd have to get Lesnar

1998
02:10:22.640 --> 02:10:26.560
back and like enhance him to be
able to deal with that. He's the

1999
02:10:26.680 --> 02:10:28.439
only person you have to build someone. Yeah, you'd have to, like

2000
02:10:28.880 --> 02:10:31.920
like Jack from fucking Teching, you
have to be like one of those.

2001
02:10:31.920 --> 02:10:35.840
You have to be one of the
Jacks. And then then maybe stand a

2002
02:10:35.920 --> 02:10:41.880
chance the ring and charactering at five
hundred pounds in the right side of the

2003
02:10:41.960 --> 02:10:46.239
ring. So gorilla, Yeah,
go gorilla, and it's mister Gorilla.

2004
02:10:46.159 --> 02:10:52.199
And then it's not. It's not
it's not even a big one. It's

2005
02:10:52.199 --> 02:10:56.199
a small one. It's like a
regular sized one. It's like mister Gorilla

2006
02:10:58.319 --> 02:11:01.159
and then far start runs up to
the grapple. It grabs them and it

2007
02:11:01.399 --> 02:11:07.279
bites into their neck and then decides
to arm borrow them after they're bleeding out.

2008
02:11:07.439 --> 02:11:09.359
So the guy that was swimming with
sharks on Twitter and he got his

2009
02:11:09.520 --> 02:11:11.520
leg, he got part of his
little calf bit and off did it?

2010
02:11:11.680 --> 02:11:15.600
Really it looks like a cartoon bite
too. It looks ridiculous good. I

2011
02:11:15.640 --> 02:11:18.359
remember saying. I was like,
what are you doing? Good dangerous animals

2012
02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:20.159
on purpose? I love that.
I love that stuff. I don't know,

2013
02:11:20.239 --> 02:11:24.159
man, I love that stuff.
Some guy jumped off of the side

2014
02:11:24.199 --> 02:11:30.119
of a cruise ship at night as
a prank and he literally got lost what.

2015
02:11:31.000 --> 02:11:33.560
He was drunk too. He was
drunk. That guy's gone, what

2016
02:11:33.720 --> 02:11:35.800
is the prank? I don't know. I don't know. I think it

2017
02:11:35.880 --> 02:11:39.760
was prank's wrong. I think it
was more of a do it you won't

2018
02:11:39.079 --> 02:11:43.239
thing, Like his bros were like, do it you won't, and he's

2019
02:11:43.279 --> 02:11:48.640
like, Okay, he's drunk.
And then apparently some people it's very dark,

2020
02:11:48.840 --> 02:11:52.279
like I think you could see a
shark swimming up to him. Dude,

2021
02:11:52.359 --> 02:11:54.359
Sometimes you know, I have to
say, there are some people.

2022
02:11:56.880 --> 02:12:00.479
Look, I've been very drunk I've
been very wasted in my life. Yeah,

2023
02:12:01.000 --> 02:12:03.680
but I don't think there was a
single time where I was drunk,

2024
02:12:03.800 --> 02:12:11.199
wasted, smashed, even fucking blackout
where I was doing something that I didn't

2025
02:12:13.479 --> 02:12:16.880
already understand that I kind of wanted
to do, you know what I mean.

2026
02:12:16.520 --> 02:12:22.600
We're like, there is so little
of me that wants to jump off

2027
02:12:22.680 --> 02:12:26.800
of a boat at night that you
couldn't drug me to a degree where I

2028
02:12:26.800 --> 02:12:31.000
would do that. Never, Sincerely, you have to trick me into thinking

2029
02:12:31.079 --> 02:12:35.439
that like I'm on fire or something
like literally, like you have to somehow

2030
02:12:35.520 --> 02:12:41.000
like put so much acid in me
and rooms and it's like also every cycle

2031
02:12:41.039 --> 02:12:43.359
that look at once to trick me
into believing I'm on fire to the point

2032
02:12:43.359 --> 02:12:46.319
where like maybe maybe then even then
I feel like I would maybe run to

2033
02:12:46.319 --> 02:12:50.920
the bathroom. Yeah. The worst
thing ever is water in the dark.

2034
02:12:50.319 --> 02:12:54.520
That is like a literal human fear. Is that dark water? It was

2035
02:12:54.600 --> 02:12:58.600
to stay away from it, and
guy was a yell whatever. I think

2036
02:12:58.760 --> 02:13:01.000
people don't understand consequence. That is, you have to understand consequence. I

2037
02:13:01.439 --> 02:13:03.760
don't. They just don't get when
those people are gone, man, they

2038
02:13:03.840 --> 02:13:05.880
just they don't need to be here. That wasn't a bad guy, but

2039
02:13:05.920 --> 02:13:09.880
he's definitely stupid. Yeah, you
don't need to be here, you don't

2040
02:13:09.880 --> 02:13:11.880
need to have kids and like spread
his stupid fucking jeans. Was that on

2041
02:13:11.920 --> 02:13:15.880
Twitter? Uh? Yeah, I
saw on Twitter. I didn't say that's

2042
02:13:15.920 --> 02:13:20.439
all new. Yeah, it was
months ago. I lost let's see.

2043
02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:26.720
Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ. Way
to go at night? Like how fucking

2044
02:13:26.960 --> 02:13:30.399
like I can almost even understand that
if it was during the fucking day,

2045
02:13:30.720 --> 02:13:33.399
I wouldn't do it during the day. I'm just saying I can definitely better

2046
02:13:33.880 --> 02:13:37.119
as you could not get me in
the ocean. You could, like I

2047
02:13:37.199 --> 02:13:39.399
would, you would have? I
would die. No, it's scary,

2048
02:13:39.560 --> 02:13:43.119
like if I if I can't see
the like you know when you're when you're

2049
02:13:43.119 --> 02:13:45.760
in the ocean, right there,
the water is just deep blue. You

2050
02:13:45.800 --> 02:13:48.760
can't see anything. I don't want
to go in there. I don't know

2051
02:13:48.880 --> 02:13:52.720
what's under that, maybe wants to
tickle my feet or bite it off or

2052
02:13:52.800 --> 02:13:56.159
something. It's just it's too The
unknown is terrifying. I've seen videos of

2053
02:13:56.199 --> 02:14:01.159
people like swimming with kayak kayaking or
like speedboating and then whales coming out the

2054
02:14:01.199 --> 02:14:05.119
water, and I would I love
wales but seeing that would cause me death.

2055
02:14:05.199 --> 02:14:09.960
Did you see that guy on TikTok
who's like sailing across the whole himself.

2056
02:14:09.079 --> 02:14:13.079
He's like sailing, he sailed from
Mexico and he's trying to land in

2057
02:14:13.600 --> 02:14:16.439
Oh fuck, I can't like tie
it like some something like that. So

2058
02:14:16.520 --> 02:14:22.279
he's sailing across the Pacific Ocean like
in a sailboat by himself. He seems

2059
02:14:22.359 --> 02:14:24.159
like really capable and able to do
it. But I'm just I'm looking at

2060
02:14:24.199 --> 02:14:28.720
him like, well, why,
I don't know, Like, look,

2061
02:14:28.840 --> 02:14:31.319
I under people get bored, people
get bored living. I think that's really

2062
02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:33.199
is it. Here's the thing.
If I could, if there was if

2063
02:14:33.239 --> 02:14:37.560
I could teleport to like a platform
in the middle of the ocean to like

2064
02:14:37.119 --> 02:14:39.880
see what that's like for a second, I would do it. I'd look

2065
02:14:39.880 --> 02:14:46.239
around, Yeah, okay, sailing
across the ocean and unknown to that,

2066
02:14:46.359 --> 02:14:48.560
like I already saw one where his
sail ripped from the wind, and I'm

2067
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.920
like, what do you I don't
know. If that guy makes it,

2068
02:14:52.000 --> 02:14:56.760
congrats, that's amazing, like sincerely
like props because that's insane. But also

2069
02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:58.439
what if he dies? I'm not
gonna you know what I mean, Like

2070
02:14:58.520 --> 02:15:01.560
I can't. I I like,
that's that's crazy. I just give him

2071
02:15:01.560 --> 02:15:05.399
elden Ring. Man, wouldn't that
be like more like because it's been done

2072
02:15:05.479 --> 02:15:09.000
to death sailing because people had to
when they mapped out the world and they

2073
02:15:09.039 --> 02:15:13.600
were mapping out routes and one too, they only did it because they had

2074
02:15:13.640 --> 02:15:16.359
to. They made like they needed
this man. The one thing, the

2075
02:15:16.479 --> 02:15:20.640
one thing that even remotely piques my
interest about that experience is I do kind

2076
02:15:20.680 --> 02:15:24.640
of wonder, like what because that
is the most isolated place you could possibly

2077
02:15:24.680 --> 02:15:26.720
be, like where he is currently, like or in the last couple of

2078
02:15:26.760 --> 02:15:28.680
days, it's like in the middle
of the ocean. He's far, he's

2079
02:15:28.760 --> 02:15:31.479
closer to people on the space station
that needs the people on land. So

2080
02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:37.800
interesting, My curiosity is, Man, the sky must look crazy out there.

2081
02:15:37.039 --> 02:15:39.560
I couldn't do that, you know
what I mean? Like I would

2082
02:15:39.600 --> 02:15:41.079
be curious to see, like what
the night sky would look like with absolute

2083
02:15:41.479 --> 02:15:46.399
zero light pollution like that that would
be fascinating. But he's not made a

2084
02:15:46.479 --> 02:15:48.199
video about that, so like,
I guess not that interesting. If I

2085
02:15:48.279 --> 02:15:52.800
look up. If I look up, yeah, do you panic at this

2086
02:15:52.960 --> 02:15:58.319
at the at the galaxy? Who
I think it's a black person trade.

2087
02:15:58.359 --> 02:16:01.960
I think it's a black Caribbean person
trade. They could talk into us so

2088
02:16:01.039 --> 02:16:03.439
many times I had to do it, and it's like, don't do that

2089
02:16:03.520 --> 02:16:07.800
when you know. When we were
driving across the country and we stopped and

2090
02:16:07.920 --> 02:16:09.720
like, I can't. I think
it was like the top you know that

2091
02:16:09.760 --> 02:16:13.079
weird corner in Texas. Oh yeah, yeah, you stopped in Amarillo.

2092
02:16:15.600 --> 02:16:16.680
I had to pull over because I
was driving, and I was like jailing.

2093
02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:20.720
My balls are killing me. I
have to stand up. You're driving

2094
02:16:20.840 --> 02:16:24.520
for so long. And so we
got out in the middle of the road.

2095
02:16:24.119 --> 02:16:28.800
It was like I think maybe like
two am or something, and you

2096
02:16:28.880 --> 02:16:31.520
could just see it looked like mass
effect. It's crazy looking. I've seen

2097
02:16:31.559 --> 02:16:35.399
that before. It fucking fuck it
did something, I think. I think

2098
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:39.680
I peered at something up there and
it peered back at me and I noticed

2099
02:16:39.680 --> 02:16:43.920
then I was like, it is. It is the most attractive thing to

2100
02:16:45.040 --> 02:16:48.680
me about living in isolation in that
way, because I'm very much a city

2101
02:16:48.719 --> 02:16:50.920
person, Like I like being around
like society and people and humanity and knowing

2102
02:16:50.959 --> 02:16:56.799
that things are existing and alive and
happening. But like, that was really

2103
02:16:56.840 --> 02:16:58.639
fucking cool. And if I could
see that every day. I think I'd

2104
02:16:58.680 --> 02:17:01.239
be like genuinely happier. It super
dope, Like even when I was living

2105
02:17:01.280 --> 02:17:05.520
in Arizona, I was living in
Buckeye for a while. It was nothing,

2106
02:17:05.719 --> 02:17:07.959
and they didn't even have street lights
where we're at, so you just

2107
02:17:07.000 --> 02:17:09.959
see all the ship. So it
was amazing that the thing that would spook

2108
02:17:11.040 --> 02:17:13.840
me was the absolute darkness. It
wasn't the sky. I see. The

2109
02:17:13.879 --> 02:17:18.200
sky was amazing. It was me
being around no light freaks me the funk

2110
02:17:18.239 --> 02:17:20.520
out. And I wondered how the
people live like that back in the day.

2111
02:17:22.319 --> 02:17:24.520
See that because a person can't see
me, I can't see the person.

2112
02:17:24.840 --> 02:17:28.600
A beast is different. Beasts can
see me. That's unfortunate. But

2113
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:33.399
the thing that's like something could come
up on me easily. I'm so much

2114
02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:35.799
more worried about human than I am
about beasts, I guess. I mean,

2115
02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:39.559
I get that. To me,
it's just I just don't I just

2116
02:17:39.600 --> 02:17:43.479
want to see, That's all I
would. I would steak up on you

2117
02:17:43.559 --> 02:17:46.559
in the dark real easy. You
wouldn't know where I am. I would

2118
02:17:46.319 --> 02:17:48.559
impossibly. I would just I'm close
to the ground. I would just look

2119
02:17:48.559 --> 02:17:54.639
at the sky and I would see, like where your outline is because because

2120
02:17:54.639 --> 02:17:56.440
I've been at like I went to
Grove Park one time, right, we

2121
02:17:56.479 --> 02:17:58.639
were like watching a movie or something
like that. I looked up and you

2122
02:17:58.760 --> 02:18:01.840
know when some parts of the sky
darken than others. No, no,

2123
02:18:03.200 --> 02:18:05.719
that happened. Stop And I looked
up and I was looking at the sky

2124
02:18:05.799 --> 02:18:11.680
and I was like, dude,
there's so much up there. And I

2125
02:18:11.719 --> 02:18:15.639
just started I think I had an
info dump understanding, like all of my

2126
02:18:16.040 --> 02:18:20.000
ancestors. Generational fear of the unknown
flooded into me and I was like,

2127
02:18:20.040 --> 02:18:22.040
we gotta leave the I don't want
to be here no more crazy. The

2128
02:18:22.079 --> 02:18:24.399
movie started, I was like,
really cool happens? And where you stay

2129
02:18:24.440 --> 02:18:26.920
where you lay there and like stare
for a while and you can kind of

2130
02:18:26.000 --> 02:18:31.079
like see I feel like I'm falling
up. You start to see like how

2131
02:18:31.200 --> 02:18:33.719
fast the planet's actually spinning if you
like really pat if you really look at

2132
02:18:33.760 --> 02:18:35.920
like the stars and like, oh, they're moving, and then you think

2133
02:18:35.920 --> 02:18:37.680
about like, oh, if they're
moving that way, we must be moving

2134
02:18:37.719 --> 02:18:39.719
this way. And then you'd like
think about it and then you really get

2135
02:18:39.760 --> 02:18:43.360
in tune with it. It's fucking
weird. It's really cool. I've never

2136
02:18:43.040 --> 02:18:46.200
notice how fast to me. Yeah, I've never literally feel it, but

2137
02:18:46.319 --> 02:18:48.200
like you get a sense of it
and you kind of like your brain.

2138
02:18:48.280 --> 02:18:50.920
I remember looked at iber looked at
the clock so long you saw the things

2139
02:18:52.000 --> 02:18:54.319
move, the hands move before,
that's happening before, and I was like,

2140
02:18:54.600 --> 02:18:56.079
I've never been that. Like the
shorthand yeah, no, no,

2141
02:18:56.200 --> 02:19:01.799
not the long hand in the one
hand is normal to say, I can

2142
02:19:01.879 --> 02:19:05.239
see that moved like in a couple
of it'll move a little bit, but

2143
02:19:05.360 --> 02:19:15.559
yeah, shorthand all the way around
there like that long no movement that is

2144
02:19:16.760 --> 02:19:22.760
that's cycle ship totally. That is
absolutely like just that's like a fucking sniper

2145
02:19:22.879 --> 02:19:24.280
that just you know, ships his
pants and the jug while he's waiting,

2146
02:19:24.479 --> 02:19:28.000
like you know, he's just fucking
wait this one. Let's move on to

2147
02:19:28.079 --> 02:19:33.000
this one. Pay for this goddamn
podcast to hear about Eldon ring In Yeh

2148
02:19:33.040 --> 02:19:35.760
says, hello, Peter Parker if
he got laid Spider Man six nine sixty

2149
02:19:35.799 --> 02:19:39.879
nine and the evil version of Miles. I got a query, or Spider

2150
02:19:41.040 --> 02:19:45.639
Peter Parker does get laid? I
got a query related to these stupid ass

2151
02:19:45.719 --> 02:19:50.639
nicknames. What events in your lives
would you would you guys consider your cannon

2152
02:19:50.719 --> 02:19:54.000
events AKA what events do you think
are so fundamental to your existence? Is

2153
02:19:54.239 --> 02:19:58.360
that had they happened to every version
of you, or they that they happened

2154
02:19:58.360 --> 02:20:00.520
to every version of you, like
Chris getting groped in a sea is somehow

2155
02:20:00.559 --> 02:20:05.239
extremely important for his character. Anyways, thanks for the laugh. I've been

2156
02:20:05.280 --> 02:20:09.479
listening since my late teenage years.
Jesus Christ. Oh, so he's jarring

2157
02:20:09.520 --> 02:20:11.840
to hear that. I don't know, man, like I guess my mom

2158
02:20:11.000 --> 02:20:16.520
dying. Okay, well, I
guess it's hilarious. It's not funny,

2159
02:20:16.559 --> 02:20:22.040
but like I guess, I don't
know me getting I don't know. I

2160
02:20:22.120 --> 02:20:24.959
think getting gro ued in series is. I think that's like, that's very

2161
02:20:24.000 --> 02:20:28.399
situational with this reality. I think
the fireball definitely every Kingston did that.

2162
02:20:30.440 --> 02:20:33.959
I think I definitely stepped on a
mouse barefoot in every reality. That's gross.

2163
02:20:33.280 --> 02:20:39.559
It's really it was a really formative
fireball that I already like had like

2164
02:20:39.680 --> 02:20:43.680
a it sounds like one of this
sounds like one of those self complimentary things,

2165
02:20:43.680 --> 02:20:46.120
but I mean it in like a
squeamish way. I was always very

2166
02:20:46.280 --> 02:20:50.920
very empathetic to animals and like other
people as far as like pain goes like

2167
02:20:50.959 --> 02:20:56.239
I always would feel it. And
so stepping on a mouse barefoot and hearing

2168
02:20:56.280 --> 02:21:00.159
a crunch and a squeak, I
think accelerated me to a point whe like,

2169
02:21:00.159 --> 02:21:01.600
I don't think there's very few animals
that I could hurt now, like

2170
02:21:01.959 --> 02:21:05.799
like even by accident. When you
said, have you ever stepped on your

2171
02:21:05.840 --> 02:21:09.959
dog's paw and you just crumble and
you feel terrible about it, that happens

2172
02:21:09.959 --> 02:21:11.520
to me. Like I stepped on
my dog's paw when I was back home

2173
02:21:11.600 --> 02:21:15.559
and she like yell, yelped,
and I felt like I killed the person.

2174
02:21:15.840 --> 02:21:18.120
I've never had some small enough dogs
I can't like like really mess up.

2175
02:21:18.120 --> 02:21:20.559
I've only had big dogs. That's
why unlessach and then I don't give.

2176
02:21:20.920 --> 02:21:26.559
Yeah, I definitely crucify mice,
but like other than that, like

2177
02:21:26.040 --> 02:21:31.200
crucifying little bloody eagle here there,
crucif put them on the guilt. Is

2178
02:21:31.239 --> 02:21:35.280
that something that every Kingston does.
Definitely this one is that Goco. I

2179
02:21:35.319 --> 02:21:41.639
haven't played then, and I'm like, dang, and I love it the

2180
02:21:41.680 --> 02:21:46.239
fair part moment and dragon Ball was
like, yes, Krilling getting her is

2181
02:21:46.280 --> 02:21:50.280
awesome. Poor Krilling, dude,
he's in fact, what do you mean

2182
02:21:50.319 --> 02:21:52.799
poor Krilling. Krilling is like the
nicest guy ever. Yeah, he was

2183
02:21:52.879 --> 02:21:56.840
wrong with what do you mean,
poor Krilling? What's what? He's died

2184
02:21:56.879 --> 02:22:01.200
the most sad his death and dragon
Ball is the sad as death ever,

2185
02:22:01.760 --> 02:22:05.760
dumb death ever. It's it's really
like, that's not sad like emotionally,

2186
02:22:05.760 --> 02:22:09.479
it's just like, this is such
a fund up way. He fucking he

2187
02:22:09.879 --> 02:22:13.920
he he ended up coming back and
banging you know, eighteen. I can't

2188
02:22:13.959 --> 02:22:16.200
feel too bad for him. He's
not like, yeah, but she has

2189
02:22:16.319 --> 02:22:22.520
gears in her as Yama who like, just I'm just a billionaire dude,

2190
02:22:24.600 --> 02:22:26.799
is he? Yeah, I'm just
crazy? What what is he a baseball

2191
02:22:26.799 --> 02:22:33.559
player? Oh? That's right,
he is a baseball He's crazy rich technical

2192
02:22:33.799 --> 02:22:37.120
entirely. He just cheated because he
has a little bit of key god like

2193
02:22:37.200 --> 02:22:39.840
abilities cheating, a little bit of
that key in him. So he's just

2194
02:22:41.079 --> 02:22:43.799
he's the best player probably in the
in the world. Ever. Yeah,

2195
02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:46.360
he's in saying I didn't think about
that. He's been a basic player.

2196
02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:50.600
I remember that, but like I
forget. They all play it once.

2197
02:22:50.040 --> 02:22:54.079
Wasn't he a thing? At first? Chest One of the Filler episodes,

2198
02:22:54.120 --> 02:22:58.360
they all played baseball he's really good, and they're like wow years and he's

2199
02:22:58.360 --> 02:23:03.600
like yeah, yeahn I remember,
like Pico Piccolo and Baseball like that.

2200
02:23:03.719 --> 02:23:07.360
That makes sense to baseball you're thinking
about you're thinking of driving test Piccolo when

2201
02:23:07.360 --> 02:23:13.639
he's dripped out, please drip the
go go do Google. They dressed A

2202
02:23:13.719 --> 02:23:18.200
nine. I love the idea of
them getting fucking driver licenses dressing people.

2203
02:23:18.319 --> 02:23:20.879
Goku doesn't at that time. He
does, he has one now, but

2204
02:23:20.920 --> 02:23:24.959
and then Piccolo he gets it.
Yeah, Piccolo gets one. Yeah,

2205
02:23:24.159 --> 02:23:28.959
and Pico's got his driving license before
SpongeBob. This is crazy wow, because

2206
02:23:28.959 --> 02:23:33.719
in the dragon Ball New movie,
Piccolo has to fly the plane and he's

2207
02:23:33.840 --> 02:23:35.760
terrible at it. All right,
right right, It's like because I can

2208
02:23:35.920 --> 02:23:39.399
fly, I've been flying as I
was born. I don't want to know.

2209
02:23:39.559 --> 02:23:46.319
This is stupid, that's totally like
why what fucking who in the right

2210
02:23:46.399 --> 02:23:48.479
mind would get their driver's license?
Fly miss the idea of things like that,

2211
02:23:48.920 --> 02:23:50.840
if you can fly that fast,
yeah you know, I mean,

2212
02:23:50.959 --> 02:23:54.959
if you can fly, but you
only flew like like one mile an hour,

2213
02:23:56.319 --> 02:24:01.040
that's hovering you just yeah, focus, you know. You can fly.

2214
02:24:01.319 --> 02:24:03.159
You can fly up and down,
you can fly up and down at

2215
02:24:03.200 --> 02:24:07.319
any speed. But like horizontal,
you can ascend. You can ascend and

2216
02:24:07.360 --> 02:24:09.920
descend at whatever speed you want,
but you can only move forward. At

2217
02:24:09.920 --> 02:24:13.920
one point I would do is that
was I would ascend up real high and

2218
02:24:13.040 --> 02:24:16.639
then I would descend at an angle, so technically I'm flying fast. You

2219
02:24:16.719 --> 02:24:24.319
know what this reminds me of.
I saw the instagram Mike Dojo life.

2220
02:24:24.360 --> 02:24:28.239
They just show all these you know, these frauds that say they have powers

2221
02:24:28.280 --> 02:24:31.360
and ship, you know, you
know, all those whirdos. The guy

2222
02:24:31.959 --> 02:24:37.280
there was one There was one guy. Actually it wasn't it was a it

2223
02:24:37.360 --> 02:24:39.159
was a different guy. It it
was a simpil. It was like that

2224
02:24:39.280 --> 02:24:41.879
though it's literally ship like that.
Remember when I convince you that I had

2225
02:24:41.920 --> 02:24:46.280
telecnesis that was really high that day
so that it doesn't count. Yeah,

2226
02:24:46.639 --> 02:24:50.959
yeah, that was really I moved
a cup with my mind, all right,

2227
02:24:50.079 --> 02:24:52.479
all right. I did a trick
to make him, specifically to see

2228
02:24:52.559 --> 02:24:56.200
if he would notice. I did
one of those tricks, and I saw

2229
02:24:56.280 --> 02:25:01.879
his eyes widen and get scared.
It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

2230
02:25:01.959 --> 02:25:05.959
How does this spoon bending one work? I think you're just you can only

2231
02:25:07.000 --> 02:25:11.399
do it if you're mega gay,
you have to have such serious autism that

2232
02:25:11.440 --> 02:25:13.879
you believe it was bad the whole
time and that it bends autistically. That's

2233
02:25:15.200 --> 02:25:18.399
gay. That's still a power at
that point. If you're sore, reality

2234
02:25:18.200 --> 02:25:22.120
is low scale reality warping. You
just don't know you canna go bigger,

2235
02:25:22.159 --> 02:25:24.399
you know, like you can go
bigger if you wanted to, but you're

2236
02:25:24.440 --> 02:25:26.280
so stop take the hat or like
the mask or something where like you're just

2237
02:25:26.399 --> 02:25:31.079
like anything that you're you're willing things
into existence. Essentially, you're willing three

2238
02:25:31.159 --> 02:25:37.879
D spaces. You're ignoring the existing
function and space and properties of existing objects,

2239
02:25:39.280 --> 02:25:41.840
like oh this, oh let me
pull out for my Let me pull

2240
02:25:41.840 --> 02:25:45.920
out this fucking Ford focus for my
wallet real quick because it'll fit somehow.

2241
02:25:46.399 --> 02:25:48.079
Why not? What do you do? People like that? Like it's like

2242
02:25:48.159 --> 02:25:52.840
warcraft, war hammer. The orcs. The Orcs have the ability to shape

2243
02:25:52.840 --> 02:25:54.680
reality, it is, don't They're
dumb? Do they? What do you

2244
02:25:54.719 --> 02:25:58.280
mean? Because they can make things
like if a Orc picks up a back

2245
02:25:58.319 --> 02:26:01.600
of chips, right and you're like, that bag of chips will shoot rockets,

2246
02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:03.600
a volley of rockets. That's alchemy, man, And it picks it

2247
02:26:03.719 --> 02:26:07.239
up. It will it will do
that, it'll real Yeah, yeah,

2248
02:26:07.280 --> 02:26:11.319
but they're so stupid. I never
got into Warhammer. That's physical verse.

2249
02:26:11.559 --> 02:26:15.879
Uh yeah, there's just too much
ship Man, Like, uh, there's

2250
02:26:15.879 --> 02:26:18.319
all the stuff to get into and
it really doesn't matter of just like what

2251
02:26:18.399 --> 02:26:20.719
finds you first. I think literally
it's like because I'm not getting into war

2252
02:26:20.760 --> 02:26:26.200
Hammer. I played I played that. Uh no, although I heard good

2253
02:26:26.200 --> 02:26:28.840
things about that one. I played
this. It was like a boomer shooter

2254
02:26:28.479 --> 02:26:33.600
called like bolt Gun. That was
pretty good, but I have no idea

2255
02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:37.159
what the fuck it is or what's
I don't know who anybody is. There's

2256
02:26:37.159 --> 02:26:39.559
a button that you can press though
that says like hail to the whatever or

2257
02:26:39.680 --> 02:26:43.079
like the empire. I don't know
what they exactly the terminology is, but

2258
02:26:43.120 --> 02:26:46.360
there's a button just for like praising
your un I thought it was kind of

2259
02:26:46.399 --> 02:26:50.959
funny. Yeah, I just imperiums
too much ship man. There's too much

2260
02:26:50.959 --> 02:26:52.000
stuff. Like even if you get
into like oh hey you want to get

2261
02:26:52.000 --> 02:26:56.559
a lord in the rings, that's
a whole fucking another. It is pretty

2262
02:26:56.559 --> 02:26:58.239
small scale, but yeah, I
get to I don't think so, I

2263
02:26:58.760 --> 02:27:05.040
don't know compared to like fucking like
like comics and ship like that. Like,

2264
02:27:05.879 --> 02:27:07.200
but it's like comics of like,
so what do we get into?

2265
02:27:07.200 --> 02:27:11.520
Are you gonna are you just gonna? Are you gonna follow say Spider Man,

2266
02:27:11.680 --> 02:27:13.200
Okay, how many arcs star are
there? How many? Like it's

2267
02:27:13.280 --> 02:27:16.719
there's a lot of ship and he's
kind of just have to pick something.

2268
02:27:16.559 --> 02:27:20.479
Yeah, especially like the Warhammer people. I'm like, dude, that's like

2269
02:27:20.559 --> 02:27:22.879
I can't, like there's just too
much ship to get into. I just

2270
02:27:24.000 --> 02:27:26.360
one of my good friends who's like
the pussy boy, like he's always fucking

2271
02:27:26.399 --> 02:27:30.120
girls like that. He got into
Warhammer and he's like, dude, I

2272
02:27:30.239 --> 02:27:35.360
like Warhammer. We're not like pussy. He's pussy the pussy pussy Boy the

2273
02:27:35.440 --> 02:27:39.440
Badder gets pussy. So this is
so contradictory in the way it sounds like

2274
02:27:39.479 --> 02:27:43.840
he's like he's weak. He's about
pussy boy, he's about the boy,

2275
02:27:43.840 --> 02:27:46.959
about his pussy. Yeah, and
then like, dude, I'd rather play

2276
02:27:46.959 --> 02:27:48.239
Warmmer. As soon as you're saying
got a Warmer, already knew like he's

2277
02:27:48.239 --> 02:27:52.680
not getting pussy anymore. That's just
you can't do both. You can't be

2278
02:27:52.719 --> 02:27:56.600
in the Warham. You can only
be Henry Cavill. You're gonna be Henry

2279
02:27:56.639 --> 02:28:01.120
Cavill. He's not fucking that much. He can literally why he didn't like

2280
02:28:01.239 --> 02:28:05.239
he he he didn't turn into a
Leonardo DiCaprio is because of Warhammer like he

2281
02:28:05.479 --> 02:28:09.200
did. He's he spent all his
time playing World of Warcraft, and he

2282
02:28:09.440 --> 02:28:13.399
remembers the story he was almost late
on set because he was doing like a

2283
02:28:13.520 --> 02:28:20.319
raid or something. That's fucking crazy. You're making millions of dollars like hold

2284
02:28:20.360 --> 02:28:26.479
on, hold on, probably almost
got one. Un he almost missed his

2285
02:28:26.559 --> 02:28:31.680
audition for Superman. I think I
think he almost missed his audition. Was

2286
02:28:31.719 --> 02:28:39.639
that the hold hold on? And
who is he playing with that? I

2287
02:28:39.680 --> 02:28:41.639
want to know? Right, you
imagine somebody guys like, come on,

2288
02:28:41.760 --> 02:28:43.719
man, you're not gonna get that
far. Come on. His friends are

2289
02:28:43.799 --> 02:28:48.239
just fucking sabotaging man. You know
you're a terrible hand. Come on,

2290
02:28:48.280 --> 02:28:50.639
get out here. He'll need a
healer in the tank man, come on

2291
02:28:50.799 --> 02:28:54.319
something. You know he's like the
he's like the handsome, like successful friend

2292
02:28:54.360 --> 02:28:58.159
and all his other friends are fucking
bums. Friends look like they fucking looked

2293
02:28:58.159 --> 02:29:01.680
like their teeth come the tough front
teeth, the upper teeth judged through the

2294
02:29:01.680 --> 02:29:09.280
bottom of their mouth, and you're
like that so fun that they look like

2295
02:29:09.479 --> 02:29:13.719
orcs. They have an inner bite. Come on, you know, I

2296
02:29:13.799 --> 02:29:20.760
gotta get that. You get that, y'all. Like the bottom row was

2297
02:29:20.799 --> 02:29:24.600
slanted this way, and then toper
was slanted this way. Like they meet,

2298
02:29:26.040 --> 02:29:28.959
they meet like in here in the
middle of your mouth. Come on,

2299
02:29:30.120 --> 02:29:35.280
man, you're really gonna disrespect the
Horde. What a ripe cut for

2300
02:29:35.440 --> 02:29:37.559
the Horde? I think is what
it is for the Hordes. The Yeah,

2301
02:29:37.600 --> 02:29:41.360
that that is what. Yeah,
that's so fucking insane. You know,

2302
02:29:41.479 --> 02:29:46.920
you disrespect the old guys. What's
funny is that in that universe the

2303
02:29:46.040 --> 02:29:50.000
Orcs are the nice people. Actually
they're like, other than the whole like

2304
02:29:50.079 --> 02:29:52.840
raping and pillaging thing, they're actually
not that bad. I don't know how

2305
02:29:52.840 --> 02:29:56.600
that. How do you coincide with
that? You gotta be they're like pirates,

2306
02:29:56.639 --> 02:30:01.520
Like pirates are the Caribbean, right, yeah, they're like what don't

2307
02:30:01.520 --> 02:30:07.280
they like rape and the villagers and
yeah, but who wasn't then thieves and

2308
02:30:07.520 --> 02:30:13.360
and vagons, they're the nice ones
near doells and just I love Jackson jack

2309
02:30:13.399 --> 02:30:18.879
Sparrow and literally just grabs this girl
and like punches here and fucking throws around

2310
02:30:18.920 --> 02:30:20.520
the bend and has his way there
and he walks out. All all he

2311
02:30:20.559 --> 02:30:22.719
has to do is walk out all
but yeah, that's all he has to

2312
02:30:22.799 --> 02:30:28.079
do. The great right, big, wasn't it? That man's black?

2313
02:30:28.680 --> 02:30:37.239
That man's black par to the Caribbean, there's a lot not many black people.

2314
02:30:37.280 --> 02:30:41.280
And think those are other movies that
I don't think I've really seen what

2315
02:30:41.360 --> 02:30:43.520
I've seen them on us? Yeah, well you know what, you know,

2316
02:30:43.559 --> 02:30:46.920
I've seen like one or two.
I wasn't I love the first one,

2317
02:30:46.000 --> 02:30:48.200
first one and second I've seen them. First one for sure. I

2318
02:30:48.239 --> 02:30:50.520
definitely remember that's a dead man's chest. I know that, but I don't

2319
02:30:50.559 --> 02:30:52.879
remember anything about it. Like I
know, I sat. I know,

2320
02:30:52.959 --> 02:30:56.520
I've been in a room while while
that movie was playing and I watched the

2321
02:30:56.840 --> 02:31:03.920
gay Man's Chest this It was like, can I just have my chest back?

2322
02:31:03.959 --> 02:31:07.280
He's like no, wait, so
is it? Like what is it?

2323
02:31:07.319 --> 02:31:11.920
What's what's the way chest? Like
dido? And is the chest of

2324
02:31:11.959 --> 02:31:16.600
like someone's valuable? So the gab
game it means nothing. It's literally just

2325
02:31:16.760 --> 02:31:22.000
it's literally just a mundane pile of
belonging. It's actual descriptive to the person

2326
02:31:22.040 --> 02:31:26.239
that's it. It's a little more
description. It's a man's chest, like

2327
02:31:26.040 --> 02:31:30.200
maybe there's like a maybe there's like
a pride pin by the way in there.

2328
02:31:30.200 --> 02:31:33.959
But it's like he's good, he's
good, and then bloom. Still

2329
02:31:35.120 --> 02:31:37.200
he's like, wait, I don't
even know how he sounds. He's like,

2330
02:31:37.239 --> 02:31:41.319
whoa, how do you sound?
Jack Barrow Orlando Bloom whatever his character.

2331
02:31:43.639 --> 02:31:50.920
I was going, it's way only
he punched. That's funny parts.

2332
02:31:52.319 --> 02:32:01.959
That's the game Karen's looking for.
She's looking mighty handsome. I just think

2333
02:32:01.000 --> 02:32:03.079
I just I just thought about that. What do you think the etymology of

2334
02:32:03.079 --> 02:32:07.479
the term handsome is? I don't
know, because it's always been a weird

2335
02:32:07.520 --> 02:32:11.399
word to me. Yeah, I
agree with that. Like to describe somebody

2336
02:32:11.399 --> 02:32:15.079
who's beautiful or like attractive is handsome. I think I understand it. I

2337
02:32:15.079 --> 02:32:16.479
think I figured it out what last
night while I was really high I was

2338
02:32:18.239 --> 02:32:22.760
sleep I think I figured out because
you know how awesome inspires. It's like

2339
02:32:22.920 --> 02:32:28.239
it's like something inspires awe, So
it's awesome, something invites Awekay, handsome

2340
02:32:28.959 --> 02:32:33.120
inspires hands like you want to touch
him? You know. I wonder if

2341
02:32:33.159 --> 02:32:39.319
that's true that feels like not so
impossible, not a bad that's that's actually

2342
02:32:39.479 --> 02:32:41.680
like not that's not bad. It's
the only way I feel like that word

2343
02:32:41.760 --> 02:32:48.079
makes sense. A handsome is insane. Sometimes you can reach some good conclusions

2344
02:32:48.120 --> 02:32:50.600
when you are high like that.
So yeah, I feel like I might

2345
02:32:50.639 --> 02:32:52.440
be right. I haven't looked this
up, like, yeah, look it

2346
02:32:52.559 --> 02:32:54.680
up and it might it might be
one thousands. Do you feel like that's

2347
02:32:54.760 --> 02:32:58.360
like somewhat valid? That's literally to
that statement, like I'm like, all

2348
02:32:58.399 --> 02:33:01.319
right, that sounds hippo. Yeah, it sounds Sometimes it's one of those

2349
02:33:01.319 --> 02:33:05.840
things where it definitely sounds like it's
plausible, and then it's gonna turn out

2350
02:33:05.840 --> 02:33:07.879
it's gonna be nothing like that.
Yeah, it's gonna be like Professor Hans

2351
02:33:09.280 --> 02:33:13.520
invented this word in the nineteen nineties. Hey me, I'm handsome, and

2352
02:33:13.600 --> 02:33:18.399
no one was handsome before then,
Yeah, no one, nobody. Everybody

2353
02:33:18.520 --> 02:33:22.879
before they invented handsome, everybody was
ugly. Everybody looked like a fucking Schmiegel,

2354
02:33:24.520 --> 02:33:26.159
the gray blob, the gray bobs
before your family, my parents.

2355
02:33:26.159 --> 02:33:31.200
When he wish everybody was the same, what, oh, yeahs a great

2356
02:33:31.239 --> 02:33:35.840
blob. I'm the greatest and blobbyestber
that ship, I'm the greatest and them

2357
02:33:35.959 --> 02:33:39.000
laugh? Is was that Gilbert guy
for you? Right? Yeah? It

2358
02:33:39.159 --> 02:33:48.440
was before he died obviously obviously.
Yeah. Why was there a gay man's

2359
02:33:48.559 --> 02:33:54.079
chest here? What was there a
game man's chest going on? With this

2360
02:33:54.360 --> 02:34:00.520
gay man's chest? Come here,
it's a little pigeon. Just zions.

2361
02:34:01.239 --> 02:34:09.840
Oh, I'm not legalists in this
fucking movie. Could you swing a little

2362
02:34:09.920 --> 02:34:16.000
small legs? And his name is
his name? Legalless legless, he's leg

2363
02:34:16.280 --> 02:34:24.200
he's he's legless, legalless, legless. He's got he's got Oh my god,

2364
02:34:24.479 --> 02:34:35.120
the Wild Wild West spider leg prosthetics. I think that's the next movie.

2365
02:34:35.399 --> 02:34:37.440
That's the next movie we should watch. High by the Way is wow.

2366
02:34:37.680 --> 02:34:41.600
Yeah, I've never seen that movie. I haven't seen that movie since

2367
02:34:41.639 --> 02:34:45.200
the two thousands. I never saw
it. Dude, we should watch it

2368
02:34:45.280 --> 02:34:48.680
and record our and record our commentary
and then just release it as like a

2369
02:34:48.760 --> 02:34:54.120
commentary track. I'd be cool because
we do during that when we were fucking

2370
02:34:54.559 --> 02:34:58.600
watching cat had that was some good
ship that was happening. Why don't we

2371
02:34:58.840 --> 02:35:03.079
not the movie so like the conversations
where we get like a splitter, like

2372
02:35:03.200 --> 02:35:05.879
we watch it because like, we
can just watch it here and then we

2373
02:35:05.920 --> 02:35:09.639
can get a splitter for headphones and
then watch it and here we could Yeah,

2374
02:35:09.639 --> 02:35:11.840
it's like and then we can record
the stuff. It'd be easy.

2375
02:35:11.040 --> 02:35:13.399
We just really way to figure that
out. Yeah, it would be easy.

2376
02:35:13.399 --> 02:35:16.479
All we got to get is something
portable to watch it and then get

2377
02:35:16.520 --> 02:35:20.719
a splitter for headphones and then we
can all watch it. Like that's it's

2378
02:35:20.760 --> 02:35:24.079
an idea. Yeah, I'm attracted
to that idea. Wow, because that

2379
02:35:24.120 --> 02:35:30.639
shi it was there's some sh uh
yeah, because he was a part of

2380
02:35:30.719 --> 02:35:35.440
Drew Hill. Yeah, so he
was singing the chorus too, the wow

2381
02:35:37.719 --> 02:35:41.360
o God, I I forgot that. I did a gay version of that.

2382
02:35:41.479 --> 02:35:45.920
I took notes about last night we
were talking about. I took notes

2383
02:35:45.959 --> 02:35:50.319
because there's sothing I didn't want to
forget. I'll tell it. I don't

2384
02:35:50.319 --> 02:35:52.760
know what the fuck. I don't
know how this happened, but we we

2385
02:35:52.879 --> 02:35:56.680
invented a band who's like we were
oh, because Danny was watching, she

2386
02:35:56.760 --> 02:35:58.959
put on she put on a peaceful
walk through Elvin Ring. After we were

2387
02:36:00.079 --> 02:36:03.319
done, just put on this video
of just like a stroll through Eldon Ring

2388
02:36:03.360 --> 02:36:05.879
with the ambience. We were like
Dann you watched this, like you sit

2389
02:36:05.959 --> 02:36:07.760
and watch this and he's like,
oh yeah, it's good to go to

2390
02:36:07.840 --> 02:36:13.440
sleep too. And I like,
I invented this person where it's like I

2391
02:36:13.559 --> 02:36:18.760
go to I go to sleep to
the sounds of jay Z screaming for his

2392
02:36:18.920 --> 02:36:30.120
life. And it's funny. It's
a ten hour long script of jay Z's

2393
02:36:30.200 --> 02:36:35.159
snowing script. It's like audio,
did you get it? That's what I'm

2394
02:36:35.159 --> 02:36:37.760
saying. It's like, how does
it? So? How does he get

2395
02:36:37.840 --> 02:36:41.600
authentic audio of jay Z screaming for
his life? Is he terrorizing jay Z

2396
02:36:41.760 --> 02:36:46.840
for ten straight hours? Or is
he terrorizing it for three minutes maybe a

2397
02:36:46.000 --> 02:36:50.639
night? For years? And it's
a compilation and does he have is he

2398
02:36:50.840 --> 02:36:56.639
selling? Like is he selling these
like relaxation tapes of others? He's terrorizing

2399
02:36:56.760 --> 02:36:58.280
brand of stuff. He's like,
this is Gilbert Godfrey screaming for ten hours

2400
02:36:58.799 --> 02:37:03.719
for his life? How does picking? How does he sound? How does

2401
02:37:03.040 --> 02:37:07.239
jay Z sound his screen? We're
trying to impress it in person, but

2402
02:37:07.280 --> 02:37:28.000
we couldn't figure it out. Ho
h to the to the wait wait,

2403
02:37:28.120 --> 02:37:37.120
let's please stop? That's that?
Then? Please stop? Oh my god,

2404
02:37:37.280 --> 02:37:50.040
I'm going to sleep to that hope
I go to sleep too. Oh

2405
02:37:50.120 --> 02:37:54.440
my god, the video Chris attacked
me in of the dude at the freaking

2406
02:37:54.959 --> 02:38:01.479
at at like Sam's Club or like
fucking Costco, and he was like he's

2407
02:38:01.520 --> 02:38:05.200
lifted a box. He's like,
please, how you my god, that

2408
02:38:05.319 --> 02:38:09.760
is a great video. Send it
to us. I send it to you.

2409
02:38:09.879 --> 02:38:13.040
I sometimes I see things and I
tag you in it because I want

2410
02:38:13.079 --> 02:38:16.920
other people to know that I've sent
it to you. But but like it's

2411
02:38:16.959 --> 02:38:20.159
a guy at Costco or like what
I really can't tell honestly, but like

2412
02:38:20.239 --> 02:38:24.959
they're they're wearing a vest and they're
on one of those platforms and they're lifting

2413
02:38:24.000 --> 02:38:28.440
a box and the box is crushing
him. Oh I have seen that.

2414
02:38:28.120 --> 02:38:33.200
No, no, no, it's
been a long time. And like the

2415
02:38:33.760 --> 02:38:37.239
nobody like helps them, No one's
helping. It's only a forty five pound

2416
02:38:37.280 --> 02:38:54.840
box, all right. That's that's
the thing. I remember this. He's

2417
02:38:56.000 --> 02:38:58.239
panicking, man, that's the best. He's panicking. That's the thing.

2418
02:39:01.239 --> 02:39:11.760
I'm begging you. I'm begging you
what so exacperate a laugh out of his

2419
02:39:11.840 --> 02:39:13.879
ship. Oh dude, I would
not be able to handle that. Like

2420
02:39:13.959 --> 02:39:16.920
forty five pounds is not a lot
then it's not for your body, Like

2421
02:39:18.120 --> 02:39:20.479
holy shit, what five pounds like
like condensed, Like see a forty five

2422
02:39:20.520 --> 02:39:24.639
pounds Olympic weight. It's heavy because
of how condensed it is, right,

2423
02:39:24.760 --> 02:39:28.440
Yeah, but likes dispersed and with
your whole body holding that's that's not dude,

2424
02:39:28.719 --> 02:39:33.440
that would forty five pounds is only
a lot if it's hitting you from

2425
02:39:33.520 --> 02:39:37.280
a long way away, Like if
you're if you dropped forty five pounds on

2426
02:39:37.360 --> 02:39:39.000
someone I don't know where from the
sky. Yeah, I mean you're okay,

2427
02:39:39.479 --> 02:39:41.879
that's a problem. It would hurt
you still, like if he ha

2428
02:39:43.079 --> 02:39:45.280
like if somebody does a forty five
pounds way that you're back and it'll hurt.

2429
02:39:45.600 --> 02:39:48.520
No, of course, but like
like something like a box like that

2430
02:39:50.000 --> 02:39:54.280
with your whole body forty five pounds. No that that rocks dispersed weight.

2431
02:39:54.479 --> 02:39:56.479
No, no, no, absolutely, I like to I like to imagine

2432
02:39:56.520 --> 02:40:01.520
that his bat his balsa wood bones
are like cracking as you're like DENTI in

2433
02:40:01.159 --> 02:40:07.440
he please, Hell, I'm you
got a shade up moving you know what?

2434
02:40:07.879 --> 02:40:11.639
This reminds me of my uncle.
So my uncle is a little uh,

2435
02:40:11.639 --> 02:40:15.680
he's a little off right, he's
uh six three six four and we

2436
02:40:15.840 --> 02:40:20.360
went to Raging Waters one time,
where he's six three six four. Yeah,

2437
02:40:20.399 --> 02:40:24.440
that's his ratio, that's that's his
whole Yeahsion, his dimensions are yeah,

2438
02:40:24.200 --> 02:40:28.799
being as tall as you are wide, he's six threes six three six

2439
02:40:28.920 --> 02:40:33.959
four and nine to eight. That's
crazy, that's fucking So he's like,

2440
02:40:35.040 --> 02:40:52.000
Flats, please just read the want
to go home, Let's get the funk

2441
02:40:52.040 --> 02:40:56.760
out of here. Insane. He's
like, Flat, I'm gonna kick your

2442
02:40:56.920 --> 02:41:01.600
butt. I'm gonna kick your fucking
ass. And I was like, whoa,

2443
02:41:01.719 --> 02:41:07.879
I beat them. Do you see
that the the uncensored the uncensored individual

2444
02:41:07.920 --> 02:41:16.319
audio clips from sailor Mouth or whatever
the Sponge episode. Yeah, yeah,

2445
02:41:16.520 --> 02:41:18.680
it's not. Somebody hasn't edited them
into the episode yet, but like the

2446
02:41:18.719 --> 02:41:24.399
clips exist where like uh, squidd
says, so blow jobs asking for king

2447
02:41:24.479 --> 02:41:28.600
watch it's it's fucking it's really yeah, hold on, I could probably find

2448
02:41:28.639 --> 02:41:35.360
it, but we're stuck and Cockston
pillaging all these people too. You could

2449
02:41:35.360 --> 02:41:37.760
read the names. While I find
this, I'll i'll take it over.

2450
02:41:37.879 --> 02:41:41.799
I did it last time. Can
you take it? I want to find

2451
02:41:41.840 --> 02:41:45.680
this thing. Whatever, I'll start
excellent, I'll start right. I just

2452
02:41:45.719 --> 02:41:48.760
want to find the thing so I
can show you and then I'll take count

2453
02:41:48.799 --> 02:41:54.719
down. Put on him, so
we are going to read our twenty five

2454
02:41:54.840 --> 02:41:58.479
dollars up, patron, let me
get a countdown. Hold on, I

2455
02:41:58.520 --> 02:42:07.120
found it three nigga two? Oh
wait? Fuck? So I guess the

2456
02:42:07.159 --> 02:42:18.360
blobs out of the question and it
was that a blankton fuck. It's amazing.

2457
02:42:18.520 --> 02:42:22.440
I love that. All right,
give me a countdown, hard are,

2458
02:42:24.479 --> 02:42:31.959
give me a big boy bib bib
hotline Twink called a jack away call

2459
02:42:31.079 --> 02:42:37.200
a jackass for the infamous comments by
Swen when we hear in the Smooth cover.

2460
02:42:37.680 --> 02:42:43.200
No, Kanye, don't say that
the Jews are not gay. There

2461
02:42:43.360 --> 02:42:46.959
is such a thing as the good
kind of autistic, and I'm tired of

2462
02:42:48.040 --> 02:42:54.760
pretending there isn't. Holy shit,
Vonna the Dead, I was gonna change

2463
02:42:54.879 --> 02:43:00.520
my name to Sheldon's voice come a
voice cum joke, but Chris made on

2464
02:43:00.639 --> 02:43:05.280
the almost exact same joke Round Eyed
Asian Slenderman's pantext your brother, I like

2465
02:43:05.360 --> 02:43:11.280
Menderman, Jerald uh phatic bald Sween, star of thirty Cocks. I put

2466
02:43:11.760 --> 02:43:16.520
Harry and the Potter now I'm hog
hog got Warts. I put my Harry

2467
02:43:16.559 --> 02:43:22.600
and the Potter My hog got warts
make it an entire alphat of Sween's foreskin.

2468
02:43:22.000 --> 02:43:28.000
Sween Er Derek Google Peanuts eleven six, nineteen seventy four, and then

2469
02:43:28.079 --> 02:43:31.000
clicked the first link. I promise
you'll you'll laugh. Oh, I don't

2470
02:43:31.040 --> 02:43:37.319
know if Chris needs confidence. Get
grinder you do not? You well,

2471
02:43:37.399 --> 02:43:43.440
you get mad numbers, femboy Salarn, Lord of Mordor, Jared Fogels folding

2472
02:43:43.520 --> 02:43:48.520
children into tetris blots aries destroy Israel. Well, my life is yours,

2473
02:43:50.159 --> 02:43:56.200
Sween siphe and Derek's piss. I
saw it. No who death nice Jack

2474
02:43:56.280 --> 02:44:03.280
the world's fist Mayori just let us
just tell us your spects Sween stop not

2475
02:44:03.440 --> 02:44:05.680
telling us. I'm sorry, we'll
eventually, I promise, Big Meat,

2476
02:44:05.680 --> 02:44:11.760
the stinks Andy, the man whose
handies are now eights here but not as

2477
02:44:11.959 --> 02:44:22.040
Dandy magin vegeta be like I hate
the blast facts see Tom on my d

2478
02:44:22.239 --> 02:44:31.120
to like long Heath Smoker gids coming
Elma Sween makes uh wait, Sween makes

2479
02:44:31.200 --> 02:44:37.920
my solid snake it retarded as rare
as his name us snap that Kid's back

2480
02:44:39.079 --> 02:44:46.719
goldfish Eldon end Wayne's shadow of the
cocksleeve. That's crazy, chosen come.

2481
02:44:46.840 --> 02:44:52.200
Ben Shapiro moans when his fingers go
through a toilet paper. Mister pants swings

2482
02:44:52.360 --> 02:45:00.360
May Cyrus. That's very good,
bottom blankedon. It's pretty all of the

2483
02:45:00.440 --> 02:45:07.040
first sin, cardboard pines, splumb
of butters, red dead to Uh well,

2484
02:45:07.159 --> 02:45:11.399
let me have your guy with dicks
and balls and I'll suck him,

2485
02:45:11.079 --> 02:45:18.559
climb up his back and with my
penis and cock and our rail. M

2486
02:45:18.280 --> 02:45:24.559
that's the worst name ever, dude, And I'm reading it right, sure,

2487
02:45:24.959 --> 02:45:31.200
yeah, yeah, I am.
It's all jolly old dip chip the

2488
02:45:31.280 --> 02:45:46.559
grassy cart Racing made that little spatter
ciphers Drake drake O vio and coming kidney

2489
02:45:46.600 --> 02:45:50.600
stones like a machine gun. No, don't say that. I only tipped

2490
02:45:50.639 --> 02:45:54.879
Chris, and only fancy. He's
a cool guy. Snake saves the kids

2491
02:45:54.959 --> 02:46:01.319
from the transagenda featuring Revolver, Redhouse
and the bud Light track. Three hundred

2492
02:46:01.360 --> 02:46:07.440
do wahs hundred do bas ribus smacking
tires like a Myers Elie Frost. You

2493
02:46:07.479 --> 02:46:11.959
tak the rest, Chris? I
did half? Or you go therek page

2494
02:46:13.000 --> 02:46:16.079
two? Page two you so used
to. I least process where you started.

2495
02:46:16.879 --> 02:46:22.920
Page two. Okay, all the
rest of them are just just the

2496
02:46:24.239 --> 02:46:28.319
the basketball player Nick Kerr, Nick
Kurr with the I still can't believe that.

2497
02:46:28.360 --> 02:46:31.920
I still can't believe fucking Steve Kerr
named his son Nick. That's so

2498
02:46:33.079 --> 02:46:43.360
fucked up that still bothers me.
Yeah, that libertarian fucking uh plangton Wait

2499
02:46:43.399 --> 02:46:46.200
wait wait, wait, let me
think a picture. All right, Martian

2500
02:46:46.319 --> 02:46:48.879
manfucker, I love that. I
want you guys both in the picture.

2501
02:46:50.719 --> 02:47:01.799
Yeah, I got that a wild
That is such a wild image. Chris

2502
02:47:01.000 --> 02:47:07.280
is jovial ass smile. Look at
this is real ship right here. I

2503
02:47:07.360 --> 02:47:11.440
used to draw actually, yeah,
Cartain characters saying really bad things. Can

2504
02:47:11.479 --> 02:47:15.760
you draw a Doug Funny doing that? Maybe from memory? It's been a

2505
02:47:15.799 --> 02:47:20.479
while. I want to see that. I haven't seen him so long.

2506
02:47:20.920 --> 02:47:22.440
He's gonna be so bad. All
right, Limp, dick tip. I'm

2507
02:47:22.600 --> 02:47:26.520
just one of those gays. Oh
wait, olymp dicky, I'm just one

2508
02:47:26.559 --> 02:47:30.879
of those gays. I just want
to get fucked deep inside my butt.

2509
02:47:30.959 --> 02:47:33.760
Take everybody's nunt. Not bad,
not bad, that's good. That's actually

2510
02:47:33.799 --> 02:47:35.399
good. That's actually a good one. Well done. Yeah, Well,

2511
02:47:35.719 --> 02:47:41.719
Lily's spark is binging pitch dealer.
You must go to the Bodega system.

2512
02:47:41.760 --> 02:47:43.760
Oops, I grew tits. Guess
I'm a woman now was the you gave

2513
02:47:43.799 --> 02:47:46.639
me Doug Funny? Why? I
just wanted you to draw Doug Funny.

2514
02:47:48.079 --> 02:47:52.079
Uh, and I guess have him
say something just as controversial. Make him

2515
02:47:52.120 --> 02:47:56.440
a mag guard, make him make
it make maybe make him saying something very

2516
02:47:56.520 --> 02:48:01.760
controversial to Skeeter. Have you guys
ever seen the Instagram page? Sonic says,

2517
02:48:03.200 --> 02:48:07.200
No, I got get already.
It's I already have the idea of

2518
02:48:07.360 --> 02:48:13.639
what you're going bro craziest page by
far. I have no recollection of his.

2519
02:48:13.159 --> 02:48:18.079
That could be eight different characters right
now. It's almost like cuphand it's

2520
02:48:18.120 --> 02:48:20.040
like the beginning of cuphand or something. It could be, you know,

2521
02:48:20.200 --> 02:48:24.319
I can't remember now you did have
a very big dog has he has a

2522
02:48:24.520 --> 02:48:26.920
very big No dog has a I'm
not gonna say, Doug has a very

2523
02:48:26.959 --> 02:48:31.840
power Okay, yeah, you finished
it? And then triangular up a picture

2524
02:48:31.879 --> 02:48:33.840
Doug Funny, get ready to get
it ready and it's funny with the f

2525
02:48:33.920 --> 02:48:37.520
you N N I E. So
don't don't funk it up. I know

2526
02:48:37.600 --> 02:48:41.399
how to spell Doug Funny. I
used to watch the show because I thought

2527
02:48:41.440 --> 02:48:43.040
maybe we do regular Funny, and
I'm like, don't disrespect him that way.

2528
02:48:46.040 --> 02:48:50.639
It's closed. It's not too bad. Let's see one. Uh,

2529
02:48:52.200 --> 02:48:58.200
that is not bad. What is
that baby Doug Funny? Remember that baby

2530
02:48:58.280 --> 02:49:01.360
Doug Funny. I don't remember what
he's he has like like one, two,

2531
02:49:01.479 --> 02:49:03.000
three, four five? He has
hair like these they're like that.

2532
02:49:03.200 --> 02:49:07.680
Yeah, I love that one.
The fact that you remember how many hairs?

2533
02:49:07.719 --> 02:49:11.559
Yeah, that's crazy. I'm just
trying to I'm just assuming because like,

2534
02:49:11.639 --> 02:49:16.079
oh, it probably this many fit
his head. Let's see. Uh,

2535
02:49:16.200 --> 02:49:20.920
okay, wrong for the exonerated Dunny. Help me. I'm stuck in

2536
02:49:20.959 --> 02:49:24.319
a well. Would you would you
be okay? If Marvel made Black Panther

2537
02:49:24.520 --> 02:49:31.040
white? It's so fucking funny.
You know the you know the agent that

2538
02:49:31.239 --> 02:49:35.639
they saved in the first one.
Yeah, what if he became black panther

2539
02:49:35.399 --> 02:49:37.760
like he got his back shot and
then they healed him. I think he

2540
02:49:37.920 --> 02:49:41.680
died the guy I played. I
think he passed away actually, like in

2541
02:49:41.799 --> 02:49:45.200
real life, I think he did. He died too. Do you think

2542
02:49:45.239 --> 02:49:50.680
he gave him like cancers? He
gave him cancer too? Somehow they were

2543
02:49:50.799 --> 02:49:56.479
but fucking out. Vibranium gives you
cancer wo wow, all those properties and

2544
02:49:56.559 --> 02:50:00.879
it gives you cancer. That would
make sense and that strong exis it kind

2545
02:50:00.920 --> 02:50:03.399
of would make sense, would it? Why is he so ship? Why

2546
02:50:03.479 --> 02:50:09.799
did you make chippy dunk funny?
I really have been coming or snatched she

2547
02:50:09.959 --> 02:50:13.200
pipkin on my pip really the face
that I don't remember? Yeah, let's

2548
02:50:13.200 --> 02:50:18.000
see. Oh it's actually not that
far. It's not too bad. Yeah,

2549
02:50:18.719 --> 02:50:26.079
I mis remember the nose, you
know what? Holding the camera hold

2550
02:50:30.440 --> 02:50:37.879
skeeters should skeet out of my community. Will just screenshot it or whatever it'll

2551
02:50:37.920 --> 02:50:39.000
be in the video. I want
to show you. I want to show

2552
02:50:39.040 --> 02:50:43.680
you what I was doing. I
was doing captions of a terrible dug funny.

2553
02:50:45.319 --> 02:50:52.040
It's it's a pretty bad as it
does like it's a little wide,

2554
02:50:52.120 --> 02:50:58.600
it takes a blank he looks it
actually doesn't like extend paste. Dude,

2555
02:51:00.040 --> 02:51:05.280
go down. Yeah, I have
these. I'm gonna pull this up.

2556
02:51:05.319 --> 02:51:09.920
I'm gonna continue the words in a
second. Uh, let me see steal

2557
02:51:11.600 --> 02:51:16.520
Sometimes the video podcast is yeah,
video dependent. You might want to sorry,

2558
02:51:16.920 --> 02:51:20.040
Oh my god, I forgot.
If you listening to the audio,

2559
02:51:20.280 --> 02:51:26.639
you probably want to. You probably
watch one check out the video. I

2560
02:51:26.719 --> 02:51:28.600
mean I would recommend watching the video
to just to see some of the like

2561
02:51:28.680 --> 02:51:33.360
the more outrageous clips. Yeah,
I would recommend it to just pop over

2562
02:51:33.440 --> 02:51:35.520
and be like, what the fuck
was that the credits. I've gotten into

2563
02:51:35.520 --> 02:51:39.479
the habit of drawing bullshit. Yeah, here we go. This is what

2564
02:51:39.559 --> 02:51:41.319
I wanted to pull up for a
while I was watching. I was rewatching,

2565
02:51:41.479 --> 02:51:46.879
Uh, I was rewatching all this
stuff, and I kept just doing

2566
02:51:46.559 --> 02:51:54.120
coptions of him saying dumb ship you
know, said Roger put it up Roger

2567
02:51:54.159 --> 02:51:58.680
Clotts like Roger was it saying jet
Field, cat melts, steal beams.

2568
02:51:58.760 --> 02:52:05.159
Fun That was when we were in
Vegas. You mean you mean Jalen were

2569
02:52:05.159 --> 02:52:09.479
in Vegas. We just kept doing
that fucking Roger CLO's impression of him saying

2570
02:52:09.520 --> 02:52:13.840
horrible, saying stupid. I know
I have one. I'm gonna kill Patty

2571
02:52:13.879 --> 02:52:16.159
Man. He's funny. Yeah,
yeah, that's right. I think I'm

2572
02:52:16.200 --> 02:52:18.760
gonna get you. I think I
have a vie of you saying something like

2573
02:52:18.760 --> 02:52:24.280
that pussy tells you dies, funny, that's crazy. Know what to do?

2574
02:52:26.680 --> 02:52:31.920
Where's he's young, he's a young, beautiful woman. Don't eat her

2575
02:52:31.000 --> 02:52:37.280
pussy. No, we'll just just
you. I stole it. It didn't

2576
02:52:37.319 --> 02:52:43.559
recognize me. There's no face idea
because I stole this. No, all

2577
02:52:43.639 --> 02:52:48.600
right, possum. Oh Jesus Christ
scared me. Actually, okay, just

2578
02:52:48.680 --> 02:52:50.920
a noise. Now there are way
more durble than I thought they were.

2579
02:52:50.920 --> 02:52:52.680
Actually, I'm not worried about it. Like being broken. I just like

2580
02:52:54.600 --> 02:53:01.280
starting Christ l Chris Christ is ble
Chris. Okay, why'd you why?

2581
02:53:01.760 --> 02:53:09.319
Why'd you say that? No?
Love? That's one of the names.

2582
02:53:09.639 --> 02:53:11.239
I love that. You guys,
you guys? Are you guys? Are

2583
02:53:11.360 --> 02:53:15.799
you? Guys? Are on point
insisting that brow is a stand up guy.

2584
02:53:16.600 --> 02:53:20.920
Gay son or thought daughter shit?
Why bo? Why not gay son

2585
02:53:22.200 --> 02:53:26.680
or thought daughter? Shit? Why
not both? And get the best of

2586
02:53:26.760 --> 02:53:30.879
both worlds? I guess star coffee, rip the digital hookah, and now

2587
02:53:30.879 --> 02:53:35.399
I'm getting molested on the set of
Embryonic Sheldon. He's a gooner Dutch.

2588
02:53:35.959 --> 02:53:39.680
He's a gooner Dutch. He goons
for you. No, I don't goon

2589
02:53:39.799 --> 02:53:46.319
for you. I just say that
transferm grinlin exposing people with a lactose and

2590
02:53:46.360 --> 02:53:50.360
torents of ninety million rodogens of ionized
radiation. Yosh Craig the Canadian do you

2591
02:53:50.520 --> 02:53:56.840
goo, Do you goon? Son? Do you goon for me? It's

2592
02:53:56.840 --> 02:54:01.000
a boy. Shawnyd comes so fast
turned bitches just functional. They call my

2593
02:54:01.159 --> 02:54:05.159
dick collateral damage. Hook up my
car battery to a dead hooker's click and

2594
02:54:07.760 --> 02:54:11.559
bling and nose ring and call her
Frankenstein's whore. Damn, that is crazy.

2595
02:54:11.760 --> 02:54:16.079
Three XO. Tap in a roach
and cheese was like an ancient insect

2596
02:54:16.200 --> 02:54:20.319
and amber. That's crazy. That's
crazy, And that's how we bring the

2597
02:54:20.360 --> 02:54:24.719
dinosaurs back somehow. I don't know
George Lucas firing an RPG at the Goodyear

2598
02:54:24.760 --> 02:54:28.639
Blimp because it rhymes bok is so
twenty twenty three, we're all about the

2599
02:54:28.719 --> 02:54:33.959
DEI now slurping' stroking, smoking,
joking, emotocon going like this. Have

2600
02:54:35.159 --> 02:54:39.159
Derek watch just the first fifty episodes
in one piece for sake of trying it.

2601
02:54:39.319 --> 02:54:43.799
I'll look, I'll watch two episodes
and then change your fucking name.

2602
02:54:43.840 --> 02:54:48.120
Okay, I'll give it two episodes
or something. Don't I don't even have

2603
02:54:48.159 --> 02:54:50.159
crunchy role. I don't know where
they watch it, man, so whatever.

2604
02:54:50.799 --> 02:54:56.120
My dad has two foam kneeling pads
for doing housework, one for inside

2605
02:54:56.239 --> 02:55:05.440
and one for outside. House kneeler
and fe It cuts off en. What

2606
02:55:05.520 --> 02:55:09.639
are we doing here? American Outlaw
winslow the cream corn kid Obi, won't

2607
02:55:09.639 --> 02:55:13.559
you blow me? Krimlin to Grimlin, Lord Bartholomey hand John Venture of anal

2608
02:55:13.639 --> 02:55:18.559
sex evil Sween says, I love
the gays constanpations so powerful it made a

2609
02:55:18.680 --> 02:55:24.520
neutron star. God damn it's a
lot. Come come already, shadow Man,

2610
02:55:26.360 --> 02:55:35.440
Come stun Comston Gayisin. That could
have been better Gay. I feel

2611
02:55:35.440 --> 02:55:43.479
like Gamison would have been better Comston
Badger, dumb and stupid. Where's the

2612
02:55:43.479 --> 02:55:46.200
extramal review of X ninety seven with
Kingston Derek? All right, all right

2613
02:55:46.680 --> 02:55:48.200
wait Slave five Week three, Yeah, Yeah, We're gonna do that next

2614
02:55:48.239 --> 02:55:54.639
week. The Puppini Bros. Moderating
the Great Space between Sweden loses points for

2615
02:55:54.760 --> 02:55:58.479
not knowing the term spear. Don
Donkerson Listen to hit My Spot by your

2616
02:55:58.520 --> 02:56:01.200
Pretty Hand is not one of the
best original gay songs I've ever heard.

2617
02:56:01.760 --> 02:56:05.760
You gotta pay the troll stow again
the boys whole Gage six, Solid Snake

2618
02:56:05.799 --> 02:56:09.520
tweeting about how the woke mobs took
over the military because he can't say slurs

2619
02:56:09.559 --> 02:56:13.959
anymore. That nice that's like that
one fucking guy that was like, oh

2620
02:56:13.440 --> 02:56:18.120
gab it used to be released.
We can't say fucked up ship anymore because

2621
02:56:18.159 --> 02:56:20.239
the woke modeling. When you fucking
talking about you can say whatever you want

2622
02:56:20.280 --> 02:56:24.799
with your boys. You can still
do it. Yeah, that has not

2623
02:56:24.000 --> 02:56:28.559
changed. It's just don't be a
psycho. Yea. Even when I was

2624
02:56:28.639 --> 02:56:33.760
like trash talking people, I never
like called random strangers slurs. I was

2625
02:56:33.840 --> 02:56:39.040
like, no, definitely did he
wanted exception, he's the fucking crazy guy.

2626
02:56:39.120 --> 02:56:41.479
I definitely didn't because I did not
do that. I just got a

2627
02:56:41.559 --> 02:56:45.040
fucking bitch. I called you stupid
thought I would then I would say some

2628
02:56:45.120 --> 02:56:50.600
function. Sometimes I would call people. I would talk about people in the

2629
02:56:50.760 --> 02:56:54.200
game to the people in my chat, and I would describe them with the

2630
02:56:54.319 --> 02:56:56.879
F slur. For sure, right, I would call you. But I

2631
02:56:56.920 --> 02:57:01.680
wouldn't say that to people that I
didn't know. I didn't do it sword

2632
02:57:01.760 --> 02:57:07.920
slur too, me using it them
like I was crazy because it was it

2633
02:57:07.040 --> 02:57:11.520
was all. It was all to
hurt because it's different, like it's a

2634
02:57:11.520 --> 02:57:15.559
call, dude, it's a call
thing like he's not saying and work is

2635
02:57:15.600 --> 02:57:18.680
your race is very likely you just
want to hurt someone. I feel like

2636
02:57:18.799 --> 02:57:20.879
that all of those people power though. I feel like it just charged everything

2637
02:57:22.200 --> 02:57:24.479
it does like it's the thing like
I feel like it did the honest they

2638
02:57:24.559 --> 02:57:28.879
just gassed everyone up. I'll show
you it would turned into it's a slur

2639
02:57:28.239 --> 02:57:31.520
cacophony of everybody in songs on the
back and forth, and I'm like,

2640
02:57:31.680 --> 02:57:35.799
yeah, and he's just it.
It's like yay, other people, I

2641
02:57:35.920 --> 02:57:43.040
mean, people mad mad because racial
slurs, slur for the slurping. Yeah,

2642
02:57:43.120 --> 02:57:45.479
I love it. Bro gave me. That gave me life, Bro

2643
02:57:45.639 --> 02:57:48.079
made my day better. Good for
you man, all right, let me

2644
02:57:48.120 --> 02:57:48.879
finish it. I didn't like that
ship, Are you serious? And I

2645
02:57:50.040 --> 02:57:52.159
only one A lot of people did. But there's also a lot of you

2646
02:57:52.239 --> 02:57:56.440
know, people that have issues.
Look, I I love trash talk.

2647
02:57:56.959 --> 02:58:01.079
I love it. I love when
people are like crew An offensive and like

2648
02:58:01.959 --> 02:58:05.079
borderline cruel to one another on on
video games. I love it. I

2649
02:58:05.239 --> 02:58:09.680
just think that there's like a degree
of even there's a degree. It's almost

2650
02:58:09.680 --> 02:58:13.040
like the Geneva Conventions, you know
what I mean, Like there's war and

2651
02:58:13.079 --> 02:58:16.559
then there's even still with war,
like there's certain things that you just don't

2652
02:58:16.719 --> 02:58:18.879
do. And I feel like that's
kind of one of those things where it's

2653
02:58:18.920 --> 02:58:22.920
like it's not even so much as
saying the words so much as it is

2654
02:58:22.000 --> 02:58:26.399
just like throwing them at random people, random people, like that's crazy.

2655
02:58:26.520 --> 02:58:28.760
I love that shit. I don't. I don't do it anymore. I've

2656
02:58:28.799 --> 02:58:31.760
grown, but like I used to, fucking that's used to make me and

2657
02:58:31.760 --> 02:58:33.239
I think it's funny when it happened
when I see clips of it. But

2658
02:58:33.319 --> 02:58:35.520
I think a lot of that is
a lot of the comedy from that is

2659
02:58:35.600 --> 02:58:39.479
less about like the offensiveness, and
it's more about just like the crudeness of

2660
02:58:39.520 --> 02:58:45.520
the microphones and like, dude that
those Xbox Live messages of like the guy

2661
02:58:45.639 --> 02:58:48.520
that were the guys like you'll never
be able to play smoke on the water

2662
02:58:48.719 --> 02:58:54.479
like me or something. So yeah
you're gayay, like it's an iconic fucking

2663
02:58:54.719 --> 02:59:00.760
it's iconic, or like you don't
have UNO Oh yeah, absolutely, I

2664
02:59:00.840 --> 02:59:03.520
have message people fucking ship and then
block them so they cave and say it

2665
02:59:03.600 --> 02:59:07.680
back to me. I was an
asshole, you know. It was the

2666
02:59:07.760 --> 02:59:13.040
new offenders of that. Now it's
the people that won't let you at them

2667
02:59:13.360 --> 02:59:16.239
on Instagram. So if you go
on Instagram, there's people that will turn

2668
02:59:16.280 --> 02:59:22.520
off the at so you can they
can at you, but you can't in

2669
02:59:22.639 --> 02:59:26.639
a thread, so they can start
a thread. Somebody can, some massive

2670
02:59:26.680 --> 02:59:30.479
hater can start a thread and you
can't directly at them, so you can

2671
02:59:30.559 --> 02:59:33.760
comment under the thread, but it
won't get their attention. Motherfucker. Yeah,

2672
02:59:35.120 --> 02:59:37.680
and there's all these devians that like
and my thing is, I'm like,

2673
02:59:37.719 --> 02:59:39.879
bro, you should not be able
to tag someone if you turn your

2674
02:59:39.920 --> 02:59:45.079
tags off, and they Instagram don't
give a fuck. So there's a bunch

2675
02:59:45.120 --> 02:59:48.479
of trolls and devians in there.
Some dude somebody's ship and I just fucking

2676
02:59:48.520 --> 02:59:52.200
blocked them. I know he was
furious, and I fucking slept like a

2677
02:59:52.360 --> 02:59:54.280
baby because of that ship. Dude. The only time I felt good was

2678
02:59:54.319 --> 03:00:00.239
when so this guy, when Kobe
Bryant died the same day, I was

2679
03:00:00.360 --> 03:00:01.280
like, oh man, I'm sad. I posted a video and ship and

2680
03:00:01.319 --> 03:00:05.360
this guy's like, oh fucking get
it. Why do you give some I

2681
03:00:05.440 --> 03:00:07.719
was like you and I just went
on. I just went on them.

2682
03:00:07.040 --> 03:00:11.040
I'm like, you're the biggest.
I said a bunch of horrible things to

2683
03:00:11.120 --> 03:00:13.920
him and then I restricted him.
So then he's just yelling into the void.

2684
03:00:15.799 --> 03:00:22.159
It feels good, it was good. Break it's fucked up. I

2685
03:00:22.200 --> 03:00:24.000
don't do it. That's the one
time I did it because I was like,

2686
03:00:24.040 --> 03:00:26.399
how trash talking gaming? Why you
can't you can't even you know,

2687
03:00:26.479 --> 03:00:31.840
that's like that that whole through line
which I miss. I miss being able

2688
03:00:31.879 --> 03:00:35.559
to hear your opponents and call of
duty. That was great. That proximity

2689
03:00:35.879 --> 03:00:37.319
was cool. It could happen,
but like, yeah, I don't know.

2690
03:00:37.479 --> 03:00:39.040
I think for me, it's like, well, I made a video

2691
03:00:39.040 --> 03:00:41.000
about it, like the Bully Hunters
thing a long time ago, where it's

2692
03:00:41.000 --> 03:00:45.799
like, my my problem is like
it's just so so many people aren't creative

2693
03:00:45.879 --> 03:00:48.719
enough to do trash talking the way
that they're emboldened to do it, you

2694
03:00:48.799 --> 03:00:52.200
know, like because there's always like
whenever like a girl is in a game,

2695
03:00:52.239 --> 03:00:52.879
it's like I'm gonna rape you,
bitch, and it's like, yeah,

2696
03:00:54.879 --> 03:01:01.479
come on, be there's there's you
could be so much any more interesting,

2697
03:01:01.680 --> 03:01:05.360
be surgical, like find something you
play smash when we play Smash at

2698
03:01:05.399 --> 03:01:11.239
our house, do when everybody's playing, say it's for both. It's not

2699
03:01:11.440 --> 03:01:16.360
like going to rape. It's like
if somebody, if somebody would have if

2700
03:01:16.399 --> 03:01:20.319
someone were to figure out that I
was black, I'd be really impressed,

2701
03:01:20.479 --> 03:01:22.680
you know what I mean, because
just hearing me, you don't know,

2702
03:01:22.840 --> 03:01:24.399
I think you sound black. But
I think it's because of the tone,

2703
03:01:24.760 --> 03:01:28.600
not because of your not because of
the way you speak. Into your tone,

2704
03:01:28.680 --> 03:01:31.520
we have a different tone. You
have a reverb and no way have

2705
03:01:31.680 --> 03:01:35.600
voices sound. Look, man,
I feel like that's kind of like gets

2706
03:01:35.639 --> 03:01:37.959
into that race realism ship. But
like because I don't, you don't you

2707
03:01:39.000 --> 03:01:41.319
don't think you don't think we have
a particularly because I think it's a part

2708
03:01:41.319 --> 03:01:46.479
of our part. I'll do.
I'll hear somebody fucking in the UK and

2709
03:01:46.799 --> 03:01:48.559
like a black dude in the UK, and if they if they didn't grow

2710
03:01:48.680 --> 03:01:54.079
up with with certain black people that
you know, immigrated or whatever. I

2711
03:01:54.200 --> 03:01:56.959
have no like say, Anthony Joshua
is a perfect example. The heavyweight boxer

2712
03:01:58.639 --> 03:02:01.440
Anthony Joshua just sounds like some fucking
asshole from London to me, Really,

2713
03:02:01.520 --> 03:02:05.559
you think doesn't sound back at all. I think I think there's just a

2714
03:02:05.680 --> 03:02:09.520
bias from knowing why black, but
black Americans I think have a particular tone

2715
03:02:09.520 --> 03:02:11.000
at least I think that might be
it. I think I think it's especially

2716
03:02:11.200 --> 03:02:15.479
for British people to be honest with
you, I hear it specific not like

2717
03:02:15.520 --> 03:02:18.079
Ari's elbow doesn't sound necessarily I think
he does because he sounds like I think

2718
03:02:18.159 --> 03:02:22.040
something I've been because it's from fucking
London, right, but it just almost

2719
03:02:22.040 --> 03:02:24.760
sounds like but like put this way, like ks I, I've met ks

2720
03:02:24.799 --> 03:02:28.879
I a million times. I haven't
met KSI, you know what I mean,

2721
03:02:28.079 --> 03:02:33.479
Like that voice is copy pasted among
them and it's kind of crazy genuine

2722
03:02:33.360 --> 03:02:37.799
that is, I know what you
mean. But that is the animated like

2723
03:02:37.479 --> 03:02:41.719
Nigerian London night sounding voice, you
know. Look like I've been there,

2724
03:02:41.719 --> 03:02:46.200
and I've been around a bunch of
Jamaicans that are from London and they just

2725
03:02:46.399 --> 03:02:48.440
kind of like they sound in a
particular way. To me, it sound

2726
03:02:48.440 --> 03:02:52.159
in particular, But I think that's
because of like that area of the community

2727
03:02:52.200 --> 03:02:54.600
where they sound that way. Because
I think I don't I think I don't

2728
03:02:54.639 --> 03:02:56.879
sound very black. But then my
Lily is like, I think he's not

2729
03:02:56.879 --> 03:03:00.479
like a black person, But it's
not because of the way you speak.

2730
03:03:00.639 --> 03:03:03.079
I don't think you sound I think
I don't think you sound black. I

2731
03:03:03.159 --> 03:03:05.840
think it's the way it's not the
way you speak. It's the sign of

2732
03:03:05.319 --> 03:03:07.479
a bit of the reburbing your voice. No, it is the way you

2733
03:03:07.520 --> 03:03:11.000
speak. I totally think it would
be the way for me, for me,

2734
03:03:11.159 --> 03:03:13.319
for me, I think it's a
it's a tone. I think it's

2735
03:03:13.360 --> 03:03:16.840
one just biased that if you just
might if you strip, if you stripped

2736
03:03:16.840 --> 03:03:20.000
the and you can say the N
word fifty times, so well, yes,

2737
03:03:20.200 --> 03:03:24.600
the words. That is the way
you speak. By the way,

2738
03:03:24.719 --> 03:03:26.280
say, if we if we were
to challenge Lily, we line up like

2739
03:03:26.319 --> 03:03:30.719
ten people just audio, just voices, and you were like, all right,

2740
03:03:30.799 --> 03:03:33.639
what are these people? I think
she would get them all wrong because

2741
03:03:33.719 --> 03:03:35.639
like you just wouldn't know. It's
like people talking to me over the phone

2742
03:03:35.719 --> 03:03:39.879
having interviews, say, for example, the racism that I would experience,

2743
03:03:39.920 --> 03:03:43.120
say talking calling up a job or
something, inquiring about it versus in pulp

2744
03:03:43.239 --> 03:03:48.799
and in person, I would get
further on the phone than and just looking

2745
03:03:48.840 --> 03:03:50.719
at me, they're like, you
know, I don't know about this nigga

2746
03:03:52.559 --> 03:03:56.399
situation. Yeah, what do you
mean debates? Oh, oh, gotcha,

2747
03:03:56.440 --> 03:03:58.719
gotcha. It was he was not
even he was like the type of

2748
03:04:00.159 --> 03:04:03.120
person doing that was like was it
was literally way worse than it was the

2749
03:04:03.159 --> 03:04:05.600
maids man like actually, like if
you listen to them, he was kind

2750
03:04:05.600 --> 03:04:07.879
of, well, I don't know
what this man is saying, but yeah,

2751
03:04:07.000 --> 03:04:09.920
look at me. I have the
jaw line. And then man over

2752
03:04:11.000 --> 03:04:13.159
here is gang. So this is
what you had. You had. You

2753
03:04:13.239 --> 03:04:16.440
had the dude bros that were like
respect because they're like that guy looks cool.

2754
03:04:16.639 --> 03:04:18.920
You had the gaze that were like
he's high and the girls are like

2755
03:04:18.959 --> 03:04:24.799
he's hot. And then the Nixon
who looked like a fucking who looked like

2756
03:04:24.879 --> 03:04:39.840
he just raping a roach. The
fucking I the visual of get down the

2757
03:04:39.959 --> 03:04:48.120
road that is, it's like,
actually, that is fucking crazy showing the

2758
03:04:48.239 --> 03:04:54.719
funk up. I'm not the last
page. Okay, actually I went for

2759
03:04:54.799 --> 03:04:56.719
it. Let me do one more. Oh my god, what's happening?

2760
03:04:58.479 --> 03:05:07.520
Dude? Help me? Criminal piss
Man over here is Rey Todded. Peep,

2761
03:05:07.680 --> 03:05:09.600
Peep. I fucked a dude and
I liked it the taste of his

2762
03:05:09.680 --> 03:05:13.959
wrinkled foreskin. And I fucked a
dude just to try it. I don't

2763
03:05:15.000 --> 03:05:18.200
get the pepe part, like because
it's I know, I know, it's

2764
03:05:18.319 --> 03:05:22.479
Katie Perry. It doesn't mate like
I get I get what you're doing the

2765
03:05:22.559 --> 03:05:24.399
taste of it. His big old
black dick. Yeah, that's it.

2766
03:05:24.559 --> 03:05:31.520
That's it right there. That's good, big old talking on seven signs.

2767
03:05:31.559 --> 03:05:35.360
Smoked your bitch chances. Uh oh
yeah yeah. Indiana Bones and the arc

2768
03:05:35.680 --> 03:05:41.799
with the come in it. That's
good. That's that's good. Yo,

2769
03:05:41.879 --> 03:05:46.360
am you listening? That's crazy.
That that's pretty, that's really that's actually

2770
03:05:46.559 --> 03:05:52.399
genuinely great. Indiana Bones in the
arc with the come in it, with

2771
03:05:52.559 --> 03:05:56.000
the come in it. Damn.
I like you said already, I've been

2772
03:05:56.239 --> 03:05:58.959
already said that at least twice probably, and followed by the f slur,

2773
03:06:01.440 --> 03:06:09.200
the dominant I'm blue, I'm gay, I need of I'm I'm gay,

2774
03:06:09.479 --> 03:06:15.479
I'm in need of a guy.
There we go. If I don't seemen,

2775
03:06:15.639 --> 03:06:20.399
I'll die. You can feel my
behind. Semen as a verb till

2776
03:06:20.479 --> 03:06:24.639
you can till you can see was
that semen as a verb? If I

2777
03:06:24.680 --> 03:06:31.760
don't seemen all it' it's it's it's
it's a double entendre kind of oh if

2778
03:06:31.799 --> 03:06:33.760
I don't see men all do that
is a double on time. Well,

2779
03:06:33.760 --> 03:06:37.760
it says, if if I don't
get semen, i'll die. But that

2780
03:06:37.840 --> 03:06:41.079
doesn't work because there's too many syllables. But if if I don't seemen,

2781
03:06:41.120 --> 03:06:45.959
i'll die. Do that's good,
that's mega good, that's well runn semen,

2782
03:06:46.079 --> 03:06:54.520
I'll die, yo, that's a
double guy. If I don't see

2783
03:06:54.760 --> 03:06:58.360
man, I'll die. You can
feel my behind till you can see intestines

2784
03:06:58.680 --> 03:07:05.200
and that's heinous. Damn people.
When I see girls that fucking do so

2785
03:07:05.360 --> 03:07:09.239
like that like that, like and
you can peering in a woman's assholes that

2786
03:07:09.360 --> 03:07:11.159
gave ship, Like I don't like, I don't like peering into that cave,

2787
03:07:11.280 --> 03:07:13.959
dude, that that that kind of
ruins it for me. Like when

2788
03:07:13.959 --> 03:07:16.239
I can peer into the cave,
I'm like, nope, if I could

2789
03:07:16.239 --> 03:07:20.879
see a liar, there's something wrong, Like what have you seen the is

2790
03:07:20.920 --> 03:07:28.680
it the prolapse that you almost It's
the grossest thing I've ever seen, the

2791
03:07:28.760 --> 03:07:31.280
closest thing I've ever seen in my
hilarious Do you think that I think it's

2792
03:07:31.319 --> 03:07:33.559
funny? I I giggle and I
and I chortle and I ha ha,

2793
03:07:35.239 --> 03:07:39.000
I tongue them sometimes. I don't
think they do a podcast with you,

2794
03:07:39.399 --> 03:07:43.399
bro. That's that's that's so gross
A lot. I like to I like

2795
03:07:43.479 --> 03:07:46.879
to hit the hit him, like
like I'm boxing, slap slap him back

2796
03:07:46.959 --> 03:07:52.159
in the speedbag. They're sitting on. They're sitting on like two poles,

2797
03:07:52.600 --> 03:07:56.120
rouch with their ass open. That
is so disgusting. You box it.

2798
03:07:56.239 --> 03:08:00.920
That is so gross. And I'm
sure that's happened. I'm sure there's definitely

2799
03:08:00.920 --> 03:08:03.559
a video on the fun The idea, the idea of people putting it back

2800
03:08:03.559 --> 03:08:05.680
in. It's crazy. It's like, up, my asshole came out,

2801
03:08:05.079 --> 03:08:07.040
and then you're just like, do
you do that? How do you get

2802
03:08:07.079 --> 03:08:11.319
it reversed? How do you mean
reverse prolapse? How do you I guess

2803
03:08:11.319 --> 03:08:15.719
you just shove it back in again? You relapse? How do you lapse?

2804
03:08:16.879 --> 03:08:20.840
That was what? That was what
Ela. That's why I was so

2805
03:08:20.040 --> 03:08:26.520
bad because I was so ad.
I'm trying to unprolapse himself. Just gonna

2806
03:08:26.600 --> 03:08:31.440
stand there and watch my ass dangle
out my fucking button. But it's all

2807
03:08:31.520 --> 03:08:33.760
right because I like the way it
feels. Oh my god, I like

2808
03:08:33.840 --> 03:08:43.399
the way it fuck my butthole.
Let his penis wattle. You just hit

2809
03:08:43.559 --> 03:08:56.840
my buttole my promlem is dangling my
prolapsey hangling. The fact that you would

2810
03:08:58.000 --> 03:09:03.319
put hang and dangle together is crazy. That's the same word that's a fusion

2811
03:09:03.360 --> 03:09:09.120
of a double word, dangling,
laps hangle. I'm wrangling, strangling women

2812
03:09:09.200 --> 03:09:15.239
with my angus guys strangling, winging
women, wrangling. That guy is following

2813
03:09:15.319 --> 03:09:18.680
me, and I don't like it. Eminem no, the guy that did

2814
03:09:18.760 --> 03:09:20.920
the Yeah, I don't like that, but it was following me. Of

2815
03:09:22.040 --> 03:09:26.639
all. You know, that's a
disc specifically that would honestly scare the shad

2816
03:09:28.520 --> 03:09:31.559
I would, I would not even
today, still no joke. I would

2817
03:09:31.600 --> 03:09:33.040
mention. I'd be like, looking
look at him, I really I'm not

2818
03:09:33.079 --> 03:09:37.479
worth it. Please leave me alone, Please leave me alone. I didn't.

2819
03:09:37.479 --> 03:09:39.600
Actually, let's do a lot of
his distracts because I don't know why.

2820
03:09:39.600 --> 03:09:43.280
I just missed a lot of them. I've been going down and they're

2821
03:09:43.319 --> 03:09:46.719
fucking mean. They're very poignant.
Yeah, I get the meanest things I

2822
03:09:48.079 --> 03:09:50.559
ever heard, the meanest one,
the one the job rule, that ship

2823
03:09:50.680 --> 03:09:56.319
is not nice, that one to
job rules really really from that one that

2824
03:09:56.520 --> 03:10:00.399
joll needs it though he needed it, he needed he needed put me into

2825
03:10:00.440 --> 03:10:03.399
his place? Is that the one
where So what's Haley gonna be when she

2826
03:10:03.479 --> 03:10:09.000
grows? And it's like, uh, I don't really want to joy like

2827
03:10:09.040 --> 03:10:11.280
you. I mean, it's the
songs actually to bite too, and and

2828
03:10:11.399 --> 03:10:13.559
then he just like starts making fun
of the fact I got undercover cops that

2829
03:10:13.799 --> 03:10:18.000
legally pop you. Yeah, I
do remember that. That one is the

2830
03:10:18.040 --> 03:10:22.520
meanest one by far. That's what's
crazy, all of them comparison to like

2831
03:10:22.680 --> 03:10:28.040
us, like us, that's crazy. That is the meanest distrack ever.

2832
03:10:28.399 --> 03:10:30.120
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. The one before

2833
03:10:30.200 --> 03:10:35.120
it, yeah, you driver ahead
of my life before the Meet the Grams.

2834
03:10:35.360 --> 03:10:39.479
No, I mean the one he
did on Benzino was like you could

2835
03:10:39.559 --> 03:10:43.079
sound he sounded angry, he was
he was aggressive at that it was aggressive.

2836
03:10:43.479 --> 03:10:46.079
But I think the one because that
one is just like, well,

2837
03:10:46.120 --> 03:10:48.000
not like us. It's like you're
a pedophile. So it's like it's a

2838
03:10:48.360 --> 03:10:52.520
genuine allegation the Graham because Don is
gonna hear that song eventually, and that's

2839
03:10:52.600 --> 03:10:58.319
such a dimastic song for your And
when he's distracting people, he's like having

2840
03:10:58.399 --> 03:11:01.360
fun with it. Oh Hendricks not
have fun. Oh Kendrick is trying to

2841
03:11:01.440 --> 03:11:05.520
hurt him. He's so surgical that
I actually just heard a breakdown of six

2842
03:11:05.559 --> 03:11:09.079
one six in l A the Great
Songs, so uh like or six sixteen,

2843
03:11:09.079 --> 03:11:13.120
however, you want to say it. Yeah, the breakdown of it,

2844
03:11:13.239 --> 03:11:16.520
because there's a lot of nuance.
I just didn't understand. When I

2845
03:11:16.719 --> 03:11:20.120
got the breakdown of the video I
watched, I was fucking like jaw was

2846
03:11:20.159 --> 03:11:24.840
like kind of a gape where I'm
like, this is so tactical in a

2847
03:11:24.879 --> 03:11:28.959
way that he had to have had
this planned way in advance. You're not

2848
03:11:28.040 --> 03:11:31.920
doing that one now. No,
it was the amount of nuance and how

2849
03:11:31.000 --> 03:11:35.440
deep it goes in the connections.
I was like, it went completely over

2850
03:11:35.520 --> 03:11:37.840
my head. He wanted a reason
to make fun of he was looking for

2851
03:11:37.959 --> 03:11:39.399
Drake Davin Marine. Yeah, he
was like literally that's like, that's like

2852
03:11:39.799 --> 03:11:43.840
that's contempt. Yeah, it's like
I hate you and I'm gonna wait,

2853
03:11:43.840 --> 03:11:46.159
I can't content three. But it's
all too it. Drake took the fucking

2854
03:11:46.239 --> 03:11:50.799
bait man. Yeah, like in
that big that big like he was like,

2855
03:11:50.239 --> 03:11:52.600
what am I doing? I'm out
of here, I'm out of here.

2856
03:11:52.840 --> 03:11:56.520
Cole is not a battle rapper,
is He's not like that doesn't none

2857
03:11:56.559 --> 03:11:58.719
of none of them. The thing
is that none of them. Kendrick is

2858
03:11:58.760 --> 03:12:01.719
a good rapper, but he's not
a bat not about not by any standing.

2859
03:12:01.079 --> 03:12:03.799
I guess. So he's just a
very good rapper, very good rapper,

2860
03:12:03.920 --> 03:12:07.040
very surgical man, and he was
not the thing and like Drake is

2861
03:12:07.200 --> 03:12:11.000
Drake really isn't cold cold technique.
Why he get up there with them and

2862
03:12:13.440 --> 03:12:16.280
the heart The problem is that he's
not a negative person genuinely. He's like,

2863
03:12:16.399 --> 03:12:20.319
I don't I like enjoying my life. I like riding my bike.

2864
03:12:20.559 --> 03:12:22.639
You don't have that. Uh.
The show that he did where he like

2865
03:12:22.719 --> 03:12:26.559
started like kind of apologizing, I
did see that clear. He was like

2866
03:12:26.479 --> 03:12:31.799
people, I was a couple of
queers. He said Peo were making fun

2867
03:12:31.840 --> 03:12:33.479
of him during that that situation,
he was like apologizing me, Like,

2868
03:12:33.639 --> 03:12:37.159
in my heart of hearts, it
aged well that I'm not well. It

2869
03:12:37.239 --> 03:12:39.879
aged well. But it's like,
in my heart of hearts, I'm not

2870
03:12:39.959 --> 03:12:41.959
a negative person. I respect Kendrick
like I do. If I'm gonna I'm

2871
03:12:41.959 --> 03:12:46.200
gonna go up there and insult his
music and be like, dude, I

2872
03:12:46.239 --> 03:12:48.840
don't mean that. He was probably
crying after he released that first track.

2873
03:12:50.159 --> 03:12:56.120
He was like throwing up that he
has a fucking trash candle on the side

2874
03:12:56.120 --> 03:13:00.239
of his bed because I'm throwing up. Does that happen to people? Get

2875
03:13:00.360 --> 03:13:03.399
crist about your vomit. People say
that and I'm like, when is that

2876
03:13:03.520 --> 03:13:09.920
happen? Well, they definitely spur
There's no way that's because here's what I

2877
03:13:09.000 --> 03:13:15.360
think happens. People are usually so
upset that they are crying, but then

2878
03:13:15.399 --> 03:13:18.399
they are also so upset that they're
fucking nauseous. I don't think they're I

2879
03:13:18.440 --> 03:13:20.680
don't think it's the crying. I've
never been upset benous before. I've definitely

2880
03:13:20.719 --> 03:13:24.760
been so upset that I've been.
I think there's people, there's some people

2881
03:13:24.799 --> 03:13:28.840
that have been so like because I
don't think you've ever hysterically cried to the

2882
03:13:28.920 --> 03:13:33.840
level where some people like gag and
throw up because like they're they have absolutely

2883
03:13:33.879 --> 03:13:37.120
lost my mind at least at least
once. I've never I don't remember.

2884
03:13:37.319 --> 03:13:52.040
Have you spun? That's the level
of that's the level Mario Sunshine Room.

2885
03:13:52.399 --> 03:13:56.680
That's the final level. Your toes
and you haven't made you haven't gone flat

2886
03:13:56.719 --> 03:14:01.600
foot since, and you're just twirling
that you gotta you gotta twirl. And

2887
03:14:01.680 --> 03:14:03.360
then it's to the point where you
just sound like you're laughing now, like

2888
03:14:03.399 --> 03:14:05.520
it doesn't even sound like crying anymore. You're just laughing. It just sounds

2889
03:14:05.520 --> 03:14:09.000
like have you been there? No, but I've heard it. I heard

2890
03:14:09.200 --> 03:14:11.799
not this. I didn't see the
swirling, but I heard hysterical crying so

2891
03:14:11.920 --> 03:14:15.959
hard that it just sounded like extreme
laughter. And I was like, this

2892
03:14:16.239 --> 03:14:18.479
sucks because like, you can't.
It's hard to feel bad for somebody because

2893
03:14:18.559 --> 03:14:24.680
you kind of want to laugh at
one of our friends. One of our

2894
03:14:24.719 --> 03:14:28.600
friends one time, when she was
crying, something happened that was really funny,

2895
03:14:28.959 --> 03:14:31.600
and I had to leave the room
because I didn't want to laugh at

2896
03:14:31.680 --> 03:14:33.280
her crying. And I came back
after I went to when I was like,

2897
03:14:33.360 --> 03:14:35.639
it's all right, Bud, I
hate that. It's the thing is

2898
03:14:35.680 --> 03:14:41.200
that if I'm thinking of the situation
that you're describing, that's not at all

2899
03:14:41.239 --> 03:14:45.840
what happened for a moment. Really, are you talking about when you bullied

2900
03:14:46.120 --> 03:14:50.239
that girl and made her cry?
Yeah? I didn't. I didn't.

2901
03:14:50.239 --> 03:14:52.559
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, what's the story? What's the story?

2902
03:14:54.239 --> 03:15:00.159
I think a boy named Kingston who
made a little I feel like every

2903
03:15:00.239 --> 03:15:03.159
time we talk about things I do, I's like the biggest piece of ship.

2904
03:15:03.200 --> 03:15:05.399
But sure, what did you do? She almost killed one of my

2905
03:15:05.479 --> 03:15:09.159
friends? And I made a joke
about it. And then she started fucking

2906
03:15:09.280 --> 03:15:11.799
crying and like I was the bad
guy for bringing up even though she fucking

2907
03:15:11.840 --> 03:15:15.719
did. She's the one that like
almost killed your friend. I mean,

2908
03:15:15.760 --> 03:15:16.639
you got everybody. It was like, you're being a jerk, and I

2909
03:15:16.760 --> 03:15:20.079
was like, sounds like a little
like I'm sorry I did. I'm not

2910
03:15:20.159 --> 03:15:24.319
the one who almost killed my homie. Like, what the fuck it was?

2911
03:15:24.479 --> 03:15:28.559
It was I've never done. It
was a little bit different. There

2912
03:15:28.639 --> 03:15:31.319
was something it was because it wasn't
immediate. We had already had that conversation

2913
03:15:33.000 --> 03:15:35.239
and like it had been kind of
like water in the bridge for a while.

2914
03:15:35.520 --> 03:15:39.200
No, it was it had been
months. It was mons And that's

2915
03:15:39.239 --> 03:15:41.000
what I thought. It was fun, dude, because that's the thing is

2916
03:15:41.000 --> 03:15:43.959
because the fact that us the dumb
ship we do, we can make freaking

2917
03:15:43.040 --> 03:15:46.559
laugh at it immediately. That's stupid. But the thing is that I brought

2918
03:15:46.600 --> 03:15:48.120
up here and I was like,
yeah, it was almost time when you

2919
03:15:48.440 --> 03:15:54.680
killed Jalen, Right, everyone laughed, and then she started crying and I

2920
03:15:54.840 --> 03:15:58.239
was like yeah, and I literally
started laughing at her cry. But that

2921
03:15:58.360 --> 03:16:01.360
was so there are certain people that
just can't hang, you know what I

2922
03:16:01.440 --> 03:16:05.360
mean, Like they can't they can't
handle that level anyway? Where were you?

2923
03:16:05.559 --> 03:16:09.200
She was like, I'm out of
here here hanging a bunch of you

2924
03:16:09.559 --> 03:16:13.159
weird me be fishy speaking incantations in
the pussy call at spirit Box. Doctor

2925
03:16:13.239 --> 03:16:18.159
kid inspect, I didn't hear that
one yet. I didn't hear that one

2926
03:16:18.239 --> 03:16:24.719
either, Doctor fuck. I'll carpet
Bombagaza stripped for a quarter while John Strickland,

2927
03:16:26.280 --> 03:16:30.479
Uh, my partner snapped the chairs
off my Uh, the chair legs

2928
03:16:30.479 --> 03:16:31.920
off my Chris rag and YouTube then
proceeded to tear my legs off and self

2929
03:16:31.959 --> 03:16:35.559
defense Merks eighteen eighty nine, returning
to the hospital I was born in to

2930
03:16:35.639 --> 03:16:41.239
reclaim what's mine? Uh? The
first turkey David uh, slow motion dodging

2931
03:16:41.479 --> 03:16:46.440
cummies like Max Pain and shooting my
own fresh load. Second tur to Key

2932
03:16:46.520 --> 03:16:48.680
David fishing me being better than the
first tar to keep David pre Riz poop

2933
03:16:48.760 --> 03:16:54.760
cock Richard Blake eight nine six.
Eminem scrambling to write something after Jason Alexander

2934
03:16:54.840 --> 03:16:56.639
left him. F YI, it's
been over a year and Mama jaf is

2935
03:16:56.680 --> 03:17:01.920
still missing. How many pieces?
Chris trying to read like Elden Ring shadow

2936
03:17:01.959 --> 03:17:07.159
of the N word tree dumb Alaskan
oilfield trash textas says out young Sheldon being

2937
03:17:07.280 --> 03:17:13.120
thrown from bridge into traffic. I
love it. I love it. I

2938
03:17:13.159 --> 03:17:24.920
seem to be careening towards trafficshole.
I seem to have landed on my skull.

2939
03:17:24.920 --> 03:17:31.120
Mad fragment. Mad. He does
a U turn on one going lane,

2940
03:17:31.559 --> 03:17:35.040
comes back around post on the side
and starts beating the fun out of

2941
03:17:35.120 --> 03:17:41.920
it. Upset, he said,
he jumping. No damage to the car.

2942
03:17:43.479 --> 03:17:50.840
You startled, the asshole startled.
You're getting beat because you startled someone.

2943
03:17:50.360 --> 03:17:54.079
It's crazy. I see the video, the video of the guy being

2944
03:17:54.159 --> 03:17:54.639
like, all right here, turkey, get on out of here, and

2945
03:17:54.680 --> 03:17:58.760
it runs and it runs into traffic
and the person hits the turkey right and

2946
03:17:58.840 --> 03:18:01.479
then and then the guy that has
the turkey pulls over. He's like,

2947
03:18:01.479 --> 03:18:03.079
crazily, ever happened to me?
Dude? Fucking turkey came to the wind

2948
03:18:03.120 --> 03:18:07.159
show and the turkey's in the window. It's two it's two videos of the

2949
03:18:07.239 --> 03:18:13.879
same event from like the perspective of
it. That is amazing. You see,

2950
03:18:13.959 --> 03:18:16.000
like a turkey get the fuck out
of your man. It's in a

2951
03:18:16.079 --> 03:18:18.760
truck and then it runs out into
the street. Bam. And then the

2952
03:18:18.799 --> 03:18:22.360
video ends and then it comes out
to some guys like you won't believe what

2953
03:18:22.479 --> 03:18:26.760
the fuck just happened. It's amazing, amazing. I saw something very recent

2954
03:18:26.879 --> 03:18:31.479
like that. This dumb fucking bitch
on TikTok, she's really popular in TikTok,

2955
03:18:31.000 --> 03:18:33.120
was like, oh, I don't
need a man, and she has

2956
03:18:33.159 --> 03:18:39.440
her hood up in her car and
she's putting a fucking coolant. Oh when

2957
03:18:39.479 --> 03:18:43.280
should wipe her in her fucking engine? That must be on purpose. No,

2958
03:18:43.440 --> 03:18:45.360
so I thought I thought it was
these days, you know what I

2959
03:18:45.440 --> 03:18:48.319
mean. No, so I thought
it was too I because I even said

2960
03:18:48.440 --> 03:18:52.399
something in the comments, and she's
actually very defensive. I was like,

2961
03:18:52.520 --> 03:18:54.319
it was real. And then the
other thing, here's the other perspective.

2962
03:18:54.719 --> 03:18:58.440
She takes it to the mechanic and
this is how I know it's real.

2963
03:18:58.520 --> 03:19:01.239
So the guy, clearly before he
started filming, started opening it and started

2964
03:19:01.239 --> 03:19:03.879
seeing blue shiit come out, and
he was like wait, wait, wait,

2965
03:19:03.719 --> 03:19:07.360
grabs his phone, calls his homie
over and he's like, dude,

2966
03:19:07.600 --> 03:19:09.719
and you see the blue. She's
like, dude, there's like fucking like

2967
03:19:09.879 --> 03:19:13.719
cooling or something, and it's pouring
out and the guy they're like talking like

2968
03:19:15.040 --> 03:19:18.200
I've never seen anything like this before, and I was like, this is

2969
03:19:18.920 --> 03:19:22.319
I've never seen the aftermath of the
somebody doing something so fucking stupid. That

2970
03:19:22.399 --> 03:19:26.479
sounds like something Sheldon would do.
And like, I can tell you why

2971
03:19:26.520 --> 03:19:30.479
they're working up for this, but
I can't tell you why they changed the

2972
03:19:30.840 --> 03:19:37.559
people when people danged up. That's
over, he's dead. I have so

2973
03:19:37.680 --> 03:19:48.600
much rage internally. I'm so angry
at women and minority with him. Jack

2974
03:19:48.719 --> 03:19:56.639
Sparrow the song to the song,
I still remember that clown video. Dude,

2975
03:19:56.760 --> 03:19:58.520
Oh yeah, that is so funny
because of the fake out. That's

2976
03:19:58.559 --> 03:20:01.920
what gets me. Dude, No, no, are you talking about the

2977
03:20:01.959 --> 03:20:05.520
guy who shoots the clown in his
house? Pates of the Caribbean thing?

2978
03:20:05.760 --> 03:20:11.479
Yeah yah yeah yeah for the audience. Why is it that? I mean,

2979
03:20:11.559 --> 03:20:13.959
it's an adventure. I guess a
song for renegades. You know,

2980
03:20:15.200 --> 03:20:18.639
it's a song for renegade behavior,
like you if for real? I don't

2981
03:20:18.639 --> 03:20:20.680
know how long it's been since you've
like driven by yourself, like in a

2982
03:20:20.760 --> 03:20:24.760
car and like blasted music. You
blast that Pirates of the Caribbean thing.

2983
03:20:24.799 --> 03:20:28.159
You feel like you're going somewhere else. You're probably gonna crash. You feel

2984
03:20:28.200 --> 03:20:31.000
amazing, You're gonna dude. I
did that with the I did that.

2985
03:20:31.079 --> 03:20:33.760
I did that with the Destiny sound
of the Grass Rabbis Dungeon. And it

2986
03:20:33.840 --> 03:20:39.280
feels like you're doing something crazy illegal, even though you're not. You're going

2987
03:20:39.399 --> 03:20:43.799
like thirty five. You feel like
you're winging it. Man, I'm so

2988
03:20:45.040 --> 03:20:52.760
fucking I'm so Sheldon. I'm so
Sheldon. If you have so Sheldon,

2989
03:20:52.959 --> 03:20:54.559
I can't help. I swear to
God, if I ever heard him say

2990
03:20:54.639 --> 03:20:58.239
that, I would sneak on the
set. I would. It's over now

2991
03:20:58.280 --> 03:21:01.479
though I finished. I oh,
I would shoot compressed the air up his

2992
03:21:01.520 --> 03:21:07.120
asshole until his intestines explode. Dude, those videosse videos are real video.

2993
03:21:07.360 --> 03:21:11.920
Oh what a frank motherfucker just collapses
because he got his intestines blow. The

2994
03:21:13.040 --> 03:21:16.159
pieces like the cushion, the ones
that they deplayed an air bag No no,

2995
03:21:16.239 --> 03:21:18.200
no, no, that's something else
where they put the airbag onto the

2996
03:21:18.239 --> 03:21:24.200
cash cushion and somebody breaks their back
and fly air pressured hose, which is

2997
03:21:24.319 --> 03:21:26.399
like, these people don't understand how
fucking dangerous that ship is. Like,

2998
03:21:26.440 --> 03:21:28.639
hey, put that ship on your
eye, see what happens. They would

2999
03:21:28.680 --> 03:21:33.479
know. But then but then for
some reason think it's hilarious to put it

3000
03:21:33.520 --> 03:21:41.879
down their homies fucking light shorts or
whatever had his intestines blowing the pieces days

3001
03:21:41.920 --> 03:21:43.600
later. It was an agony for
fifteen straight days, and then he fasted

3002
03:21:43.600 --> 03:21:50.479
away. It's crazy people really do
that. They're like dock like opened the

3003
03:21:50.559 --> 03:21:54.479
door and he got flung out led
the country too. They got like,

3004
03:21:54.559 --> 03:21:58.600
oh yeah, they like, I'm
gone. They didn't find him. It

3005
03:21:58.719 --> 03:22:01.479
was in India, by the way, of course, where dude, I

3006
03:22:01.559 --> 03:22:05.399
mean, these factory accidents there are
like here's where they Here's where they happened,

3007
03:22:05.479 --> 03:22:07.520
China, Brazil, India. Ye, like I've never like, I've

3008
03:22:07.559 --> 03:22:11.680
seen some accidents happen in America,
but nothing to the degree. Yeah,

3009
03:22:11.719 --> 03:22:16.719
it's where people like, oh,
Jim's part of the machine. Now what

3010
03:22:16.840 --> 03:22:20.959
makes it funny is I've seen one
of the some guys like like doing something

3011
03:22:20.040 --> 03:22:24.079
like a bit and then it's like
when Trunk's blows up fucking cell, a

3012
03:22:24.319 --> 03:22:28.000
blast comes out of the pit and
the guy flies away, and I'm like,

3013
03:22:31.399 --> 03:22:35.120
if you wecalling correctly, Trump didn't
actually beat perfect Shell at all.

3014
03:22:35.520 --> 03:22:41.200
He beats Cell though he did.
He in the future and he killed Cell.

3015
03:22:41.399 --> 03:22:46.079
You're not remembering it as torianma invision, he kills sell. I remember

3016
03:22:46.280 --> 03:22:50.440
have you seen have you seen that? That that scene from Big Bank period

3017
03:22:50.879 --> 03:22:54.200
where they're arguing about the p S
four and the Xbox One. Have you

3018
03:22:54.239 --> 03:22:58.479
seen that? I saw a scene
of where he can't make up his mind

3019
03:22:58.479 --> 03:23:00.680
of which one he that's what it
is, where he's he's sitting there and

3020
03:23:00.719 --> 03:23:07.120
he's just and there's laugh tracks behind
this conversation, and he's like, well,

3021
03:23:07.159 --> 03:23:11.840
what's cool about the Xbox One is
you can plug your cable box into

3022
03:23:11.920 --> 03:23:18.520
it and there's obviously Halo and all
these other games laugh track, last track.

3023
03:23:18.360 --> 03:23:26.239
But the PlayStation you can share your
games. Ha. I want him

3024
03:23:26.319 --> 03:23:31.799
killed. So I saw I reacted
to that. I reacted to the seat

3025
03:23:31.879 --> 03:23:35.959
of from that same episode, I
guess where they're in the game store,

3026
03:23:35.479 --> 03:23:39.280
and he was saying like this is
just as h like, it's hard.

3027
03:23:39.440 --> 03:23:43.959
It's so hard to choose. It's
like fucking Beta Max versus VCR. And

3028
03:23:43.040 --> 03:23:46.559
then he said like the only reason
I wanted Yeah, this not a joke.

3029
03:23:46.639 --> 03:23:50.120
He says something the oly reason and
I went with the Beta Max because

3030
03:23:50.159 --> 03:23:56.200
of the format and something something to
McNeil report or something something that no reference,

3031
03:23:56.280 --> 03:23:58.200
that nobody would know about that would
even be watching the show. And

3032
03:23:58.239 --> 03:24:03.920
then the audience is I'm laughing,
and I'm like I I like my soul

3033
03:24:05.000 --> 03:24:07.239
left my body for a minute.
I was like, like that that went

3034
03:24:07.319 --> 03:24:09.840
viral long time. He was like, we were screaming at the screen.

3035
03:24:11.239 --> 03:24:15.879
Wonder that's still up somewhere. It
must be Mine's not because my fucking TikTok

3036
03:24:15.920 --> 03:24:20.639
got nuked for no reason? Did
you see that? U are? Uh,

3037
03:24:20.079 --> 03:24:24.840
it's back, it's reinstated now.
But the clip of yeah, the

3038
03:24:24.959 --> 03:24:31.120
clip of us talking about Martin Scorsese
directing, uh, frank is in the

3039
03:24:31.200 --> 03:24:37.319
hall, it got flagged for like
flag for hates. And then almost like

3040
03:24:37.360 --> 03:24:43.120
did Frankie mune I see this ship? Is how I thought he would be,

3041
03:24:43.200 --> 03:24:46.719
like brilliant. He was like,
this is cinema. This is cinema.

3042
03:24:46.639 --> 03:24:52.719
So I'm like, yeah, we
went pretty hard on Frankie. He

3043
03:24:52.760 --> 03:24:56.520
didn't do anything wrong, not hurt. They fucking painted green shot on him,

3044
03:24:56.520 --> 03:25:03.840
didn't even cover his mouth's eyes.
Ghost of Mama JF Sorry, Miss

3045
03:25:03.920 --> 03:25:09.840
Jackson, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek
duck Hunt, the Vegan neckromanser, I

3046
03:25:09.879 --> 03:25:13.920
got consent. If you're in Brogerian
punter nay from melpus one. I busted

3047
03:25:13.000 --> 03:25:18.159
my hands again last week, but
the but the doctor diss was too tempting.

3048
03:25:20.200 --> 03:25:22.680
Uh and is running out our list
as always, the King of haphazard

3049
03:25:24.680 --> 03:25:28.840
left track. Is this the longest
I think the longest episode is probably the

3050
03:25:28.879 --> 03:25:31.120
longest one. You know this is
this is an apology length for missing one

3051
03:25:31.760 --> 03:25:37.879
in uh in in June. Yeah, we got pretty much everything ironed out.

3052
03:25:37.920 --> 03:25:41.079
Now, we've got our we've got
our editing pipeline sorded, we've got

3053
03:25:41.440 --> 03:25:45.680
this camera switcher work in, We've
got everything. Everything's on June June was

3054
03:25:45.799 --> 03:25:50.799
uh yeah, the all right pipeline
is in stated. Uh So there really

3055
03:25:50.799 --> 03:25:54.159
shouldn't be any scheduling issues from here
on out. Some growing pains, but

3056
03:25:54.360 --> 03:25:58.120
we appreciate you sticking sticking by us. Uh and if you're obviously we didn't

3057
03:25:58.120 --> 03:26:01.840
mention Patreon at all this episode,
but I want to mention other stuff.

3058
03:26:01.840 --> 03:26:03.840
I was saying, Oh, we
should talk about doing competition, blah blah

3059
03:26:03.840 --> 03:26:07.719
blah. Oh that's right, let
me write that down and we'll talk about

3060
03:26:07.719 --> 03:26:15.520
it next time. Oh right,
Good girls, what's the mock? Yeah?

3061
03:26:15.760 --> 03:26:18.479
Do you think that's an inward version
of that song? Like if not

3062
03:26:18.719 --> 03:26:24.200
Broken Girls? What's crazy that there's
so many jokes like that that I thought

3063
03:26:24.239 --> 03:26:26.520
people would have made, but they
don't because I guess other people aren't.

3064
03:26:26.760 --> 03:26:35.200
Just like casual racists, most people
are not desensitized to that word as we

3065
03:26:35.360 --> 03:26:39.319
have been. That's very true,
even I think a lot of black people

3066
03:26:39.319 --> 03:26:41.840
are. Quite frankly, that's very
true. The way that the way that

3067
03:26:41.079 --> 03:26:45.799
you often say that word hard R
is crazy. I don't say it that

3068
03:26:45.879 --> 03:26:48.879
often. You're out of your mind
compared to what torby. I guess you

3069
03:26:48.879 --> 03:26:52.000
don't say it that much, but
like you say it a lot, I

3070
03:26:52.040 --> 03:26:56.600
can. I've listened to my lesson
saying it. Even on the podcast,

3071
03:26:56.639 --> 03:26:58.639
I don't say that word as much. We just talked about a clip that

3072
03:26:58.760 --> 03:27:01.639
guy pan for AIDS being specifically because
you said the hard R. I didn't

3073
03:27:01.680 --> 03:27:05.239
say hard you are you hard R? On that clip? Are you trying

3074
03:27:05.239 --> 03:27:09.120
to gas light? No? I
was it was it all? No?

3075
03:27:09.280 --> 03:27:13.479
No, it was it was.
It wasn't a It wasn't that that it

3076
03:27:13.559 --> 03:27:16.280
was that was out. But like
I mean, you say it, I

3077
03:27:16.319 --> 03:27:20.200
don't say too often anymore I've lessened. It makes you upset because I want

3078
03:27:20.200 --> 03:27:22.920
to use it more. There's nobody
I know, there's nobody. I know,

3079
03:27:24.000 --> 03:27:26.079
there's nobody I even. I feel
like you've definitely said it more than

3080
03:27:26.079 --> 03:27:31.159
even races have in their entire probably. Yeah, that's that's I believe that

3081
03:27:31.239 --> 03:27:33.520
for sure. My I think is
my content is so heavily based on around

3082
03:27:33.520 --> 03:27:37.120
it now it's like I don't got
to say it. M if we go,

3083
03:27:37.360 --> 03:27:41.319
if we go through mine and Dereks
that is on Instagram, you'll be

3084
03:27:41.520 --> 03:27:45.639
blown away. There's even videos of
nine to eleven and the N word being

3085
03:27:45.680 --> 03:27:48.399
said together listen, and that's just
double whammy for me. Bro. Well,

3086
03:27:48.440 --> 03:27:50.959
look, the point is there's a
lot of there's a lot of comedies

3087
03:27:52.000 --> 03:27:56.200
to be mine in in this crazy
space that I don't think. I think

3088
03:27:56.239 --> 03:27:58.159
most people are too well adjusted to
bother with. No, it's great because

3089
03:27:58.159 --> 03:28:01.840
they all think it's funny. Yeah
you know what I want good we can

3090
03:28:01.879 --> 03:28:03.040
be the only people doing it.
Someone make this for me, because you

3091
03:28:03.079 --> 03:28:07.239
know, obviously there's the Sega jingle
and then there's nigga like cute. I

3092
03:28:07.319 --> 03:28:16.000
want somebody hard r it though,
I think that would be way better hard

3093
03:28:16.159 --> 03:28:20.680
like actual say it though you have
Sonic, you know when Sonic runs by

3094
03:28:20.719 --> 03:28:22.920
and then it reveals the sega,
I still want it, but it just

3095
03:28:22.000 --> 03:28:26.559
says the N word it real quick, and then there's the blood sign and

3096
03:28:26.639 --> 03:28:31.520
then like it runs away. Yeah
exactly. He takes off the plan the

3097
03:28:31.600 --> 03:28:37.879
plan outfit. And can you imagine
a world can you imagine a world where

3098
03:28:39.000 --> 03:28:46.719
like racism was branded and treated as
if it was like the best possible content

3099
03:28:46.799 --> 03:28:52.040
for kids, like in the sense
of like Blues Clues, Like it's treated

3100
03:28:52.200 --> 03:28:58.280
sincerely like cute. Yeah, but
like what's his name? Steve from Blues

3101
03:28:58.280 --> 03:29:01.920
Clues has like isn't a clan hoodie? Yeah? He's that is so that

3102
03:29:01.559 --> 03:29:07.879
so inherently insane that the world that
that exists, that world that that exists

3103
03:29:07.920 --> 03:29:13.920
in is a different color from this
planet. What's the matter of blue?

3104
03:29:13.479 --> 03:29:22.520
Is there a colored fella outside one
of them? Uh? Salt and pepper

3105
03:29:22.600 --> 03:29:28.639
would be the salt and the N
word. Yeah, yeah, I feel

3106
03:29:28.680 --> 03:29:35.000
salt and vinegar. What if that's
the only difference between say, there's life

3107
03:29:35.079 --> 03:29:39.959
in the Andromena galaxy, it's racism
is the only thing we have different from

3108
03:29:39.959 --> 03:29:43.479
them, Like it's it's the only
reversed. Like their racism is playful,

3109
03:29:43.959 --> 03:29:46.840
like they see it as so if
somebody were to actually make it over here

3110
03:29:48.559 --> 03:29:52.319
and they would see and they would
think that's the determinative DeArment and fun and

3111
03:29:52.399 --> 03:29:56.879
ship and they would see like blues
clues here and they'd be like, fuck,

3112
03:29:56.000 --> 03:30:00.959
what is this? Like why why
aren't they saying slurs? Yeah?

3113
03:30:01.680 --> 03:30:05.479
They look the history and they're like, yo, what's wrong with you guys?

3114
03:30:07.319 --> 03:30:11.959
That's for TV that's supposed to be
fun completely, Like how would you

3115
03:30:11.000 --> 03:30:16.680
put all this? Poor Rodney King
guy? Why did they do that to

3116
03:30:16.760 --> 03:30:18.799
you? Guys? Like you guys
still say the N word? What are

3117
03:30:18.840 --> 03:30:26.319
you six? You? It's like
words. It's almost like it's almost like

3118
03:30:26.760 --> 03:30:30.559
they treat it like if you say, mommy, you know what I mean?

3119
03:30:30.639 --> 03:30:35.200
Yeah? Yeah, my mommy baby? What is what is the what

3120
03:30:35.399 --> 03:30:39.879
is the evolution of that word?
Like it's a such a it's such a

3121
03:30:39.040 --> 03:30:45.280
visceral slur that you feel hurt when
some respect American is where is where it

3122
03:30:45.280 --> 03:30:46.399
would have all you and that society, wouldn't it? Yeah? I guess

3123
03:30:46.440 --> 03:30:54.920
so exactly you respect the African American
person. And it's like how you make

3124
03:30:56.000 --> 03:31:00.159
it to the Andromena galaxy and then
that's it. How fucking upset we you

3125
03:31:00.319 --> 03:31:05.079
be? Like I should have stayed
home, like like I. There is

3126
03:31:05.319 --> 03:31:09.360
no difference exactly. I should have
stayed home as I think, I think,

3127
03:31:09.399 --> 03:31:11.799
I feel constantly even when I am
home, I should hear home,

3128
03:31:11.879 --> 03:31:13.879
and I should have stayed. I
should have stayed in the other room.

3129
03:31:15.719 --> 03:31:18.440
I should have I should have gotten
up at all I did I Why did

3130
03:31:18.559 --> 03:31:24.680
I win the race? Yeah,
this is like three suck your mother?

3131
03:31:24.520 --> 03:31:26.840
Why did I win the race?
Why was that the fastest sperm